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OUTRO: Jase is a House · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and kicked off
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  Speaker 1: for for dogging four to seven NET very weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct man.
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  Speaker 3: Good eight feels. How are you going interesting day for
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  Speaker 3: me today?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Because it's pressing with rain. It's raining, guys, but I
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  Speaker 3: chucked all my wit with the gears on. I've got
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  Speaker 3: my waterproof boots, pants, your Motivate jacket, no umbrella, but
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  Speaker 3: just parking and walking down to your office which is
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  Speaker 3: in the center of the Awkland CBD. It's like a
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  Speaker 3: twenty minute walk CBD. And in the pressing down rain.
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  Speaker 3: There's something about being dressed appropriately for the weather and
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  Speaker 3: getting out there which I quite enjoy it.
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  Speaker 4: You like that.
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  Speaker 5: I loved it because you weren't getting wet. No, i'd
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  Speaker 5: step in and in your face forless people in.
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  Speaker 3: Your face water, I'd step in like extra deep puddles
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  Speaker 3: and they.
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  Speaker 6: It's very precarious because it has been absolutely pressing down
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  Speaker 6: all day.
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  Speaker 2: When you're crossing the road because there's.
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  Speaker 6: A very large there's large pools of water there and
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  Speaker 6: the cars zoom and pass. That's it's sprayed.
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  Speaker 3: He used to do like a triathlon to get back
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  Speaker 3: to the car park.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, she's she's pretty grim. If others nothing you
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  Speaker 6: can do about it, so.
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  Speaker 4: Not good.
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  Speaker 6: It's fucking flooding like a bastard. I feel for all.
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  Speaker 6: My extended family went on a big camping trip about
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  Speaker 6: a week ago, and I don't think it was great.
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  Speaker 4: What's that? What's the story? There? Are we moving?
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  Speaker 5: We move in the Christmas holidays? How do you feel
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  Speaker 5: about that? Does not not not the Christmas holidays but
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  Speaker 5: the end of the year holidays.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I was saying to my wife today, isn't
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  Speaker 6: this supposed to be kind of primo summer time? But actually,
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  Speaker 6: the more I think about it, feb and March are
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  Speaker 6: the best weather.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it used to be back in the day when
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  Speaker 5: I was grown up and you Jason, Yes, but yes
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  Speaker 5: it was much Julia, even October, yes, but now they
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  Speaker 5: have definitely moved the seasons in fairy March is one.
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  Speaker 5: So what I'd like is to work through. I think
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  Speaker 5: in the UK they have it, and you just you
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  Speaker 5: have Christmas Day off, Boxing Day off, back to.
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  Speaker 4: Work, News Years, New Years if you work New.
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  Speaker 5: Year's Day off, okay, back to work because you can
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  Speaker 5: go to work and have a pissed up afterwork, it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: And then and then you have February off. Yeah, see
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  Speaker 5: that sounds good, So that's better.
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  Speaker 6: I had a mate that came around today because he's
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  Speaker 6: fixing up a few broken windows at the old Hoody
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  Speaker 6: j household and that's west windows and that no they're
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  Speaker 6: not smashes, like cracks in them, but we never bothered
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  Speaker 6: to replace them.
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  Speaker 2: And dear, that's what he's doing.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 6: He's worked through the Christmas period and now he's looking
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  Speaker 6: for feb and they're going to do a big sort
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  Speaker 6: of tour up north.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's kind of it's slightly annoying combining these two things,
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  Speaker 5: one of which is your end of year holiday, yes,
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  Speaker 5: which is your family and you can have a vacational
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  Speaker 5: holiday a period of non work, combining that with fairly
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  Speaker 5: stressful family time. Not necessarily, but you know, the travel
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  Speaker 5: and the catching up and all of that. I think
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  Speaker 5: separating those things out would.
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  Speaker 3: Be it'd be great. Yeah, just back to your point
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  Speaker 3: of when you were younger, it was hotter in October
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. Did you know that forty six BC. I
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  Speaker 3: heard this fact a long time ago. Just googled it
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  Speaker 3: basically because there's a reason why years have a leap
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  Speaker 3: year every fourth year. Yeah, because the three hundred and
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  Speaker 3: sixty five days a year doesn't perfectly align with what
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  Speaker 3: the seasons are doing. And in forty six BC it
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  Speaker 3: had gotten so far out of whack that Julius Caesar
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  Speaker 3: was like, all right, we're stopping here, we're pausing it here,
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  Speaker 3: and we're not starting next year until it aligns again properly.
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  Speaker 3: And so I think they added hmm, let me just
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  Speaker 3: let me fine, Ah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: There must be the amount of time it takes to
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  Speaker 4: go around, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it's slightly off Kilton with how many days there are,
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  Speaker 3: So that's why there are leap years. But even that's
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  Speaker 3: slightly off kilter. Right, So that year had four hundred
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  Speaker 3: and forty five days, an extra eighty days so that
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  Speaker 3: the winter solstice was once again at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the year or whatever it is for them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I'd love to add eighty days to my year.
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  Speaker 4: Really, think of all the additional shows you could do.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, just on that front, you were talking about family stresses.
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  Speaker 6: I was woken up at midnight with an absolute shocker
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  Speaker 6: of a nightmare. I subsequently woke up at four point
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  Speaker 6: thirty am and that.
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  Speaker 4: Was that was.
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  Speaker 3: It was the nightmare similar to nightmare as you've had
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  Speaker 3: in the past. He told us about.
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  Speaker 6: No, not like that, okay, but it just tells me
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  Speaker 6: my subconscious is all up the fucking wazi. Why I'll
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  Speaker 6: tell you the dream. I know it's teenious talking about dream.
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  Speaker 6: It is it is now in my dream my head.
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  Speaker 6: All my girls home for Christmas, right, Okay, So I
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  Speaker 6: had my four girls, but my my wife was actually
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  Speaker 6: somewhere else in the dream for Christmas Day. She's a
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  Speaker 6: shocking And then and then three of my girls said,
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  Speaker 6: oh Dad, we're actually we've got actually something else and
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  Speaker 6: we're going to go to this thing.
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  Speaker 3: Is worried about being left alone.
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, oh, well, like I was
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  Speaker 6: trying to be a backbone about it and just go
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  Speaker 6: well that course, you know, you go and enjoy yourselves.
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  Speaker 6: But one of my girls was still with me for
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  Speaker 6: Christmas Day. And then I was sort of doing a
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  Speaker 6: bit of gardening. I walked up to the driveway and
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  Speaker 6: my one girl that was staying with me, she said, ah,
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  Speaker 6: and she was all she was all glammed up, and
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  Speaker 6: I said ah, oh, where are you going?
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  Speaker 2: And she said, oh, I've been invited to the scene.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: And I could I could tell him my dream, right,
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  Speaker 6: I could tell him my dream that she felt really
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  Speaker 6: bad about it.
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  Speaker 5: She would have been having fun with you, just she
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  Speaker 5: was hoping that you would be distracted by your garden.
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  Speaker 4: She'd make it clean.
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  Speaker 2: Ilean get away.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is where here you come.
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  Speaker 6: This is where it's funny, right, And so she was
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  Speaker 6: going and I was like, oh, ah, my wife was away.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. This big car tends.
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  Speaker 6: Out with about as like an eight seater, and the
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  Speaker 6: cartoons up and the door and the passenger door opens,
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  Speaker 6: and I look. I look in the car, and in
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  Speaker 6: the back sort of four seats, it's like four adults,
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  Speaker 6: one of whom is my wife, and I and I
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  Speaker 6: and she wouldn't look at me. She was just she
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  Speaker 6: was just staring at the ground. And then my daughter
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  Speaker 6: got in this car and fucked off. And I didn't
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  Speaker 6: mention anything to my wife because I thought, oh, this
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  Speaker 6: is gonna be awkward if I pretend like I've seen her,
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  Speaker 6: and she was trying not.
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  Speaker 2: To be seen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: And then she drove off.
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  Speaker 6: And then I was just standing on my driveway, going,
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  Speaker 6: so you are.
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  Speaker 3: You currently obviously worried about your family leaving you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't know. I don't know what it
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  Speaker 4: was to the it's the abandonment.
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  Speaker 5: It's the leaving of the family home, the place where
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  Speaker 5: you've been five years, separation thing where all of your
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  Speaker 5: children have grown up where you did, and so it's
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  Speaker 5: a part of your family.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it is the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hururarchy,
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  Speaker 3: The Wary Big Show Podcast. You are the House.
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  Speaker 6: I was thinking the house I was sinking today, ignoring Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you the house on the house.
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  Speaker 3: You know how the house feels.
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  Speaker 6: But I was singing about that today and going, actually,
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  Speaker 6: that will be quite emotional.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's been a long time with me.
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  Speaker 4: There thing that you keep it, you're keeping it. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: that's true. It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. And I woke up and I.
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  Speaker 4: Was like, oh oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I went into the bathroom and sacked in my
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  Speaker 6: bape for a little while and then I did wee
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  Speaker 6: sitting down and I couldn't hold back a fart.
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  Speaker 2: And I know, my.
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  Speaker 4: Wife, I love that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a big deal for you. Then hear me rip
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  Speaker 3: so many times.
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  Speaker 6: I got to the point now or I gave from
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  Speaker 6: my morning wheeze, and I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't help it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, most people, most dudes can't completely standing.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't not fart.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm at the point of my relationship when I
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  Speaker 3: said to my wife, hatches, he's betting down the hatches betting.
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  Speaker 6: Do you want to do the little flap at your
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  Speaker 6: buttocks there that you're talking about yesterday?
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  Speaker 4: I wish I was actually thinking about the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'll let you. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say, to be honest, this
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  Speaker 3: is of zero worth. Basically, if I'm having like baked
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  Speaker 3: beans or something for lunch, I'll be like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be a bit of a nightmare.
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  Speaker 5: Later on, I woke up early, and I don't hate
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  Speaker 5: to hoidy J houghdy J, but I woke up at
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  Speaker 5: three thirty. I'm sorry, best wake up in the world,
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  Speaker 5: three thirty. So then I was up at four, got
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  Speaker 5: up at four. But between three thirty and four I
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  Speaker 5: was just ripping airs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's just ripping air, but guess must just
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  Speaker 6: build up. It was funny because I woke up again
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  Speaker 6: at four thirty and I was like, oh fuck, and
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  Speaker 6: I knew there was no way I was getting back
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  Speaker 6: to sleep, and I went, I can't. I can't wake
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  Speaker 6: my wife up, isn't it? And I was just sort
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  Speaker 6: of lying there and I was like what do I do?
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  Speaker 6: And then it was like quarter past five and I
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  Speaker 6: was like ah, and then I started sort of nudging
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  Speaker 6: you know, ah, you know, and then like five thirty, Ah,
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  Speaker 6: you're awake.
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  Speaker 4: You're like a dog.
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  Speaker 6: It just sort of because I didn't know what to
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  Speaker 6: do with myself and I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Do what I do, man, get up and do some work.
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  Speaker 2: Well I could, I should. I love working in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: The trouble we've got at the moment is we've got
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  Speaker 5: Grandma suit. We haven't spoken about this, but Grandma Sue's
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  Speaker 5: staying that my wife's grandma. So we've moved my desk
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  Speaker 5: into our bedroom because it lives in the spear bedrow.
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  Speaker 5: You got your work and your up and start pounding
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  Speaker 5: away on the keyboard because my wife's you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah to the land, which was as.
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  Speaker 3: I had thought literally yesterday, I was like, why didn't
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  Speaker 3: I after doing breakfast last week and loving the hours,
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  Speaker 3: why didn't I start getting up at six a m.
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  Speaker 3: And drive. So there's a great walk you can do
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  Speaker 3: on the peninsula. Drive there every morning, go for a
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  Speaker 3: nice walk and just be up and out walking and
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  Speaker 3: looking at the sunrises up every day and feeling awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you do it three days? One day next
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  Speaker 4: week tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow it'll be persing with rain, but like next week,
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  Speaker 3: I should try it.
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  Speaker 2: Walk that one too. I've done that walk.
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  Speaker 3: But I know that because I don't have to get
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  Speaker 3: up at that time. Yes, it'll be such if you
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 4: One day and just see what it's like. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 4: something about getting there is it feels there.
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  Speaker 6: Is and and and particularly if you get up early
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  Speaker 6: and you're productive with it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not productive with it.
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  Speaker 6: I get up and just suck on my back and
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  Speaker 6: have coffee and ship instead of nice. You know, it
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  Speaker 6: would be good to set them just tap away my
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  Speaker 6: typewrider or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you could do that after a walk though, suck
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  Speaker 5: on your vape and have a coffee on me.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, well, my wife and I have been walking in
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  Speaker 6: the mornings, but this week it's been fucked.
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  Speaker 3: It has been ship because you know what is getting
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  Speaker 3: as I was saying, putting all your fucking with the
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  Speaker 3: gears on going up to the like why tuck of
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  Speaker 3: the arrangers and doing one of those walks because the
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  Speaker 3: trees kind of shelter.
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  Speaker 4: And just flashing passers by.
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  Speaker 3: And getting your buzzies out.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, Kate had a really good idea I'll show yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe he's encouraging this by.
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  Speaker 6: The way House talking about my body in the mirror
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  Speaker 6: there and Bogie Et maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not telling you how to do your job.
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  Speaker 4: Man. You stand in front of a mirror, but in
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  Speaker 4: the mirror is Et.
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  Speaker 3: But Et has got a bit of a honker on him.
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  Speaker 5: Jason's Yeah, a couple of massive downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: Hey you listen to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, massive downstairs PAGs if you could.
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  Speaker 3: Four to seven week days radio heard