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Smokey the Bear is ripped now · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: One of the things you guys should be aware of this morning is we have some pretty dense fog that's setting up in in certain areas.
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  SPEAKER_01: Obviously we got some rain last night, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean that that came down, so that'll kind of generate that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you got buses out, you got kids walking around, you've got a lot of fog, uh, you've got parents trying to squeal out of the parking lot after they uh dump their kids off at school.
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  SPEAKER_01: It can be a little dicey.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a little challenging.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's definitely a lot of kids on the road.
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  SPEAKER_00: The other thing that you can't see when it's this foggy, have you seen the billboard on 8617?
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  SPEAKER_00: I saw this when I was I I was at Waverly for their basically an all-street party pep rally on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm driving home, so I'm 86 going westbound.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, westbound.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had to think about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: 86 westbound, because I'm going from Waverly to Corning.
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  SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden, there's this Smokey the Bear billboard.
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  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, Smokey the Bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can prevent forest fires too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a an iconic character from my childhood childhood and beyond your childhood, everyone's childhood.
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  SPEAKER_00: Smokey is ripped.
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  SPEAKER_00: Has anyone else noticed this billboard?
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen this basically.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, you know why I haven't noticed it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because they can't figure out how to open two lanes of traffic on 86 from Tiago Downs all the way back to Elmira.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is a challenge.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stuck in construction.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, my God, that road's not that old.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, that's just a big thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Smokey is he's now ripped.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I all of a sudden I'm getting thirsty.
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  SPEAKER_00: He looks like wolverine.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting thirsty for the bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what he looks like.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's got these packs that are like bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I'm putting out forest fires with my nipples.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then he's got a little bit of a little bit of a washboard.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can tell there's fur over top of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Regardless.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's your style.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's oh, totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's got some.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did we just flood the basement?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, and then his arms, his arms bum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, what is what happened to Smokey?
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  SPEAKER_00: Please tell me you guys have seen this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, today you can't because it's so stinking foggy, but the fact that Smokey is sexy.
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  SPEAKER_01: But what did it do?
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  SPEAKER_01: It grabbed your attention.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Smokey used to be fluffy.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was fluffy?
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  SPEAKER_00: He was kind of like a round, you know, handle, love handle.
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  SPEAKER_01: More manly than, let's say, Yogi.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, if anybody remembers Yogi Bear.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh, but you know, more more uh more manly than that, but uh now he's like I mean it it it's like straight steroid Smokey the Bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he has a straight steroid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well we're we're back in the day, he would have like a kind of like a love handle, or he would be rounder on the side.
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  SPEAKER_00: I told him what a little fluffy, a little dad bodish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I hope this isn't the trend that we're going to.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really they've enjoyed the dad bod thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh right, me too.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he also has his jeans, are they just go straight down.
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  SPEAKER_00: His body is straight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you smokey doesn't have to be.
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  SPEAKER_01: He really took in the bear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Smokey was smoking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Holy God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so if you can safely look at the billboard, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go for it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Amidst the fog and construction.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good luck to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: With the fog, I don't think you'll be able to see it for a while.
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  SPEAKER_01: On your way home.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd have a story to tell, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh ma'am, why did you get in an accident?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it could be the culmination of the construction or the smoking hot smoky bear billboard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Allie told me to look at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just blame me.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, I am ready to play a game here and make sure you guys can be winners.
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  SPEAKER_00: We got Nelly tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tomorrow is Nelly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't believe it.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna be at Tags.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, nice cheesy music.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna be at Tags tomorrow for Nelly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, I know that we have two DJs that are gonna be kicking it off for us.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then Nelly, hit after hit after hit after hit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's gonna be a fast hot show.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't even tell you what they are.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh wait, which game are we doing first?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm I'm doing the uh uh well we'll we'll let's call it can you do it in ten.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you do it in ten?
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you do it in ten?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and give us the premise.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, simple enough.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna take titles of Nelly's songs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've got a question associated with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have 10 seconds to give me the number of answers that I need, or I'm just hanging up and moving on.
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  SPEAKER_00: And call only 607-732-9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, for Nelly tickets, you have to do a little work because these are qualifying tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're qualifying for the party pit and the sign Nelly guitar.
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  SPEAKER_00: 607-732-9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's see if you can get these.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I will do a contest a little bit later that you'll be able to answer on the app, but for right now, I gotta be able to talk to you on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, did you hear her say the sign Nelly guitar along with the party pit tickets?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to give them an example of what you're gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, not really, because uh I don't have too many.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have just enough uh to get us by, but I want you to think of some of the titles of his songs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hot in Here, or Hot and Her, but anyway, hot in here, Grills, Ride With Me, uh, over and over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Those are gonna be the four that I'm gonna focus on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm not gonna make it real it's it's not the it's just are you quick enough to go like that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you come up with the answer like that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you and you will get tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: No matter what, you'll get tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: The question is, will you get the full upgrade?
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna find out when we play with you next.