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BEST OF '25: Golden Shower · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking Keysey's wife's weird hobby.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: her to feel bad about Hibby.
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  Speaker 2: Look it's great. I'm all for it.
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  Speaker 3: And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
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  Speaker 3: not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
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  Speaker 3: the airport and watch planes land, but she loves to
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  Speaker 3: when a plane's flying over here, go oh, that's an
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  Speaker 3: M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
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  Speaker 3: where it's come from, and then we'll check the app
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  Speaker 3: and then we go. Ah, you were corrected as from Melbourne,
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  Speaker 3: So good man, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: good mate, good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
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  Speaker 4: I like taking other people's noses, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, right, picking other people's noses? Did you say, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah right, leave it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, I clecked it right.
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  Speaker 3: So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
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  Speaker 3: collection or what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's a small town mates, basically everyone actually yeah, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Right, every Westport good stuff they go a fifty dollars night.
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  Speaker 4: Against some antiseptic for your fingers. There you're sick, but.
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  Speaker 3: We can't yuck other people's youms Minogi, who says, well,
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  Speaker 3: you're right. Actually, I don't know who says that because
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  Speaker 3: we can.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean, I don't have it
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  Speaker 2: if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
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  Speaker 2: you love your trains, your model trains, Mogy.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 4: I do love my model trains. But I think I
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  Speaker 4: think for it to be weird, there has to be like, like,
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  Speaker 4: nobody is really doing it. It's really niche, like your
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  Speaker 4: keys is missus.
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  Speaker 2: You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's what they wear.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
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  Speaker 3: people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance. Oh
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  Speaker 3: look I told you about my duck plate wife's hobby.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not one to judge.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's your.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife likes duck plates, which is, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
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  Speaker 3: on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run,
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  Speaker 3: I do, so how much line are you running in there?
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  Speaker 3: Train line?
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  Speaker 4: It's probably three and a half cane now and that's
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  Speaker 4: all in the size of just your normal sort of
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  Speaker 4: what it was my daughter's bedroom. But she's out on
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  Speaker 4: the couch now we've got to fold out couch in
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  Speaker 4: the lounge.
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  Speaker 3: She's in there fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: And what I've done is so I've got it in
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  Speaker 4: her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
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  Speaker 4: hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
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  Speaker 4: in her bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do,
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  Speaker 4: goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
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  Speaker 4: sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
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  Speaker 4: when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
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  Speaker 4: it's got the train goes all the way around the
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  Speaker 4: top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
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  Speaker 4: there by the trailing there and then back out, so
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  Speaker 4: it sort of does the route right the way around
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  Speaker 4: the house. It takes it seven and a half minutes
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  Speaker 4: to do the full the full house there.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome me see that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: So there's a difference between weird and the things that
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  Speaker 4: losers do and cool shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
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  Speaker 3: I buy and flip sports cards for profit. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You were saying off there, Kesy, that you've got back
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  Speaker 2: into collecting old penthouses like classic ones, yeah, and playboys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well there's just a massive market your house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. I mean there's a huge audience for
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  Speaker 2: it at your house because it's one of those things
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  Speaker 2: that people probably just go on mind if they're that
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  Speaker 2: way inclined. But you like actual the physical collecting of them,
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  Speaker 2: because you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: That it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't suit
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  Speaker 3: your history?
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  Speaker 4: Like on the laptop, there's just so much, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the search astry gets clogged up. But if you've just
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  Speaker 4: got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's right. You know, my laptop barely runs anymore,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Funnily enough, someone came up to me the
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  Speaker 2: other day and said they saw you in a second
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  Speaker 2: hand shop going through the beaded curtain.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
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  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of them have those. If you're going
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  Speaker 2: into if they've got like pornome eggs like your pink
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  Speaker 2: towels your boys shop really yeah, yeah, totally mad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what's the earliest one you've got.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've got one from nineteen twelve, okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was the theme in the in the centerfold of
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  Speaker 3: that one. I was probably a bit later than that,
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  Speaker 3: actually was The theme was the Great Depression? Couldn't afford clothes?
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  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: hod I.
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  Speaker 2: Well, last night, as you probably will be aware, we
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  Speaker 2: had our curry night with our respective partners coming along too,
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  Speaker 2: which is nice.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't it fyellous? Once a year we do that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: once a year. Is it the first time? There's the
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  Speaker 4: first time that we brought the partners along though, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: We've been to your place?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we went out to the comedy night as well.
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  Speaker 3: We should do it more than once a year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so as well. Yeah, I agree, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I agree as well. It was bloody good. It was delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Can I say that it was very good? We got
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  Speaker 4: seven curries. I think people should know popadom, but a
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  Speaker 4: garlic nun there Hoidy. J you're a bit worried about
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  Speaker 4: people buying up the alcohol? Yeah, when't your mate? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because it was old Hody Jay's shout because he started
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  Speaker 4: smoking when he said he wouldn't. So the punishment was
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  Speaker 4: here to pay for all of us, including wives, to
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  Speaker 4: go out for a curry night.
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  Speaker 3: What was what made you choose that restaurant?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think you chose it. I didn't choose it.
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  Speaker 2: I was in terms of in terms of Indian restaurants,
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  Speaker 2: it's slightly more upmarket, it's free to say. But the
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  Speaker 2: meal was very nice.
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  Speaker 3: It was very good. And that's what I thought was
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  Speaker 3: interesting was that we've been there before.
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  Speaker 4: We used to go. We used to go and we'd
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  Speaker 4: go turn about. We go to different restaurants and we'd
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  Speaker 4: go turn about. I think last time maybe I recommended
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  Speaker 4: OKL Katta, but it was Kesy's turn to pay, and
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  Speaker 4: he was horrified by the price, and you ended up
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  Speaker 4: going halves of them, Jason. And then this time around,
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  Speaker 4: now that he knew that you were paying, he recommended
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  Speaker 4: this one for you. And so we've ended up at
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  Speaker 4: the most expensive curry joint.
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  Speaker 3: And I just say, can just one hundred percent? I
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  Speaker 3: was horrified by the place last time, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: in a situation where I could actually afford a dinner
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  Speaker 3: like that because my wife had just been made redundant
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  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, Moogi's picking the most expensive
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  Speaker 3: Indian place. So that's why. But when we chose, when
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  Speaker 3: I chose this restaurant, I chose it because it's nice,
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  Speaker 3: the partners are coming, and also I fully intended to
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  Speaker 3: pay my ship and we even tried.
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  Speaker 4: We tried to pay last night. We tried to go
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  Speaker 4: thirds on it, and and Howdy J, you went having
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  Speaker 4: it man.
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  Speaker 2: No managers, Oh, thank you very much generous, and the
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  Speaker 2: audio proved it. Unfortunately there was there was no getting
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  Speaker 2: out of it for Howdy J. And I was actually
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  Speaker 2: horrified when we got there because Kezy was drinking the
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  Speaker 2: water and I was like, CAZy, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: And you know you got to have busies.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was drinking the water because he knew he
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  Speaker 4: was going to try and pay.
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  Speaker 3: And then as soon as I was like, maybe might
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  Speaker 3: actually pay you when the red wine stuf.
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  Speaker 2: What was the pinots you were getting there? I got
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  Speaker 2: to actually mind. I don't know how you guys feel
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  Speaker 2: about it back in the day. If I was having
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  Speaker 2: a carry I go beersies.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you know what I mean. I'm surprised by the ones.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was on the wines.
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  Speaker 2: Yes they were, But I tell you what was very nice. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: at the end of it, I went.
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  Speaker 5: Is that enough?
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  Speaker 2: I was edge of going I could eat more, but
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  Speaker 2: actually was probably a perfect amount.
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  Speaker 3: Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full,
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy, and you know, with curries you can just
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  Speaker 3: keep going. I'll just dip another name and now I
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  Speaker 3: have some more sauces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you said that you smashed the reburger on
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  Speaker 2: the way home as well. Why you were totally full? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, but you know we should we should do
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  Speaker 2: that more partners, can.
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  Speaker 3: I just say it was very fun having the seven
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  Speaker 3: curries on off it all right? It was really nice.
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  Speaker 3: There was seven different curries. Everyone was having a bit
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  Speaker 3: of everything. I liked two of them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, really? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: How many did you try? I tried five. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to try Pugs and his partner's ones
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  Speaker 3: down the end.
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  Speaker 4: Of three that was off limits to you. I tried
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  Speaker 4: all three of those, aren't. Yeah, No, I certainly saw.
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  Speaker 3: You trying everything, and then the ultra hot Vindaloo tried
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  Speaker 3: that very nice, Yes, was good. And then there was
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  Speaker 3: a seafood one I don't like seafood, and so the
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  Speaker 3: only ones I really have the saucer of the handleries. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but the only ones I really could it was the
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  Speaker 3: one I ordered, which was a medium butter chicken. And
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  Speaker 3: of course everyone came to me when I ordered it,
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  Speaker 3: and then when it came out, just everyone orders just
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  Speaker 3: the butter chicken. We all like that the best. Let's
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  Speaker 3: just get that you're going to have a variety to have.
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  Speaker 2: A pawn for a set and actually just on that
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  Speaker 2: with because there were three carries down pug Sounds in
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  Speaker 2: which he'd ordered and I meant to get some of that.
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  Speaker 2: He literally forked me in my hand, just like shoved
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  Speaker 2: this fork in my head. I was like, whoa shock man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but no, it's very good. When he went out and party.
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  Speaker 3: Pugson got home from the curry night after one am.
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  Speaker 2: He's got about two thirty to three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was saying if he got a reburger
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  Speaker 3: on the Pretty Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Acting Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 4: Alcohol, there's a group one carcinogen, a carcinogen being something
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  Speaker 4: that gives you cancer, right, Group one being the most
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  Speaker 4: cancerous of the group's keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Right bad.
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  Speaker 4: And what it was saying was, if you have a
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  Speaker 4: bottle of wine, yes, just one. It's just a standy
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  Speaker 4: sort of Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching
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  Speaker 4: tally kezy. Yeah, fine, is the equivalent of smoking five
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  Speaker 4: cigarettes if you're if you're a man, or smoking ten
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  Speaker 4: cigarettes if you're a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I thought that's about sexes, don't you. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know. We'll tell the cancer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's That's not the worst thing about the cancer.
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  Speaker 4: The worst thing about the cancer is that kills millions
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  Speaker 4: and millions. The fact that its sexes is probably admirable
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  Speaker 4: compared to some of its other personality traits. I think
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  Speaker 4: the main point. You're right, it's a murderer, and you're
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  Speaker 4: worried about it being sexes. What you're right, I think
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  Speaker 4: you're getting distract Yeah, totally, you are. Just I admire
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  Speaker 4: the sexism. You're right, it is admirable.
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  Speaker 2: So back in the day then, when I was drinking
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  Speaker 2: four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think if you if you drink a bottle of wine,
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  Speaker 4: and that means it's five cigarettes for us, there's men. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: still seems a bit sexy. It is because we should
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  Speaker 4: get ten cigarettes. Why do they get all the cigarettes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: exactly if I'm ringing the bottle of wine and that's
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  Speaker 4: like smoking five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I
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  Speaker 4: think then they cancel each other out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Well he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it. Yeah, well that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
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  Speaker 3: anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
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  Speaker 3: to the total, not taking away from the total.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think it does work like that. It's a
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  Speaker 2: weird thing where they cancel each other out.
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  Speaker 3: It is a weird thing.
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  Speaker 4: So you know when you multiply a negative and a
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  Speaker 4: negative oh anything by yeah, your racles are positive. I
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  Speaker 4: think this is one of those instances, so it becomes
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  Speaker 4: a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like when I was smoking, say, forty diaries,
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  Speaker 2: a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
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  Speaker 2: of forty daries canceling out the twenty darries from the wine.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, because.
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  Speaker 3: It's so the important thing is to go to bed
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  Speaker 3: on zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it
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  Speaker 3: does it? Do you just not drink wine if wine
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  Speaker 3: is so bad for you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, I think it's I think it's specifically wine is
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  Speaker 4: the problem. Yeah, I'm getting when I start drinking, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to go back to probably beers because beers castinogen.
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  Speaker 4: Well it doesn't say anything specifically. See is here Drinking
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  Speaker 4: a bottle of wine is the equivalent to smoking five
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  Speaker 4: cigarettes for men, fifteen cigarettes for a woman, no mention
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  Speaker 4: of any other alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
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  Speaker 3: because it's so bad for them. Well, that's I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds a little bit sick. He's terrible. No, it's
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  Speaker 3: just really I.
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  Speaker 2: Ble of wine. They need to smoke ten darries.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
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  Speaker 3: the sex. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Was a touch of racism.
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  Speaker 1: And then The Darky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio HODK.
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  Speaker 3: This is breaking news as a PERV break is breaking news, Fellers.
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  Speaker 3: The ACC has officially reported the amount of money it
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  Speaker 3: is spent this year on people fishing things out of
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  Speaker 3: their back passage.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we do it with a fishing rod.
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  Speaker 3: No, not literal fishing magie, But thank you for the question,
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  Speaker 3: and not the ACC the old alternative commentary collective we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about this, that would make sense. Well, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: that's perfectly normal for them to spend one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: twenty five thousand dollars on people fishing things out of
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  Speaker 3: their backside. Wown one hundred, one hundred and twenty five
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars. It's pretty good. It's up from last year's
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  Speaker 3: figure of just over fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 2: So can I just clarify here they didn't have one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty five thousand dollars up their backside. That's
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  Speaker 2: what they spent on removing things that people have shoved.
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  Speaker 4: Up there, correct, Jason, Right, Okay, I haven't heard of that.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't heard of people charging to take things out. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I've heard of them charging to put things in and.
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  Speaker 2: Then yeah, well we of course famously you did you've
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  Speaker 2: bit of filming this year, Megan, What did you get
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  Speaker 2: a speaker up you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Boss? What was it about? As a yui boom? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just looking into the costs of actually removing this according
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  Speaker 3: to the Accident Compensation Regulations two thousand and three, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that'd be right, roughly thirty three dollars and ninety seven
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  Speaker 3: cents per item removal. Really roughly, that's a lot of removal.
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  Speaker 3: So you do the maths on that. In the past year,
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  Speaker 3: we're talking three thousand, six hundred and eighty nine people
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  Speaker 3: having something removed out of their backside. That seems cheap.
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  Speaker 3: For the removal of it does series very cheap. So
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  Speaker 3: what are you who's doing that work? It sounds like
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  Speaker 3: it's somebody at Peckham Sage. That's thirty three bucks in there.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's maybe it's based on the amount of time
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  Speaker 3: it takes for a doctor on an average salary to remove.
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  Speaker 2: It, right, Yeah, because I mean that's cheap. I'm almost
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  Speaker 2: tempted to shove something up there.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bagging.
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  Speaker 2: What's the weirdest thing you've fetched out.
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  Speaker 3: Probably mind, he's gonna get a bit of puck, you know,
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  Speaker 3: pants up crap. Oh yeah, well what about you go.
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  Speaker 2: On Rubert's Kid?
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  Speaker 3: Was it solved.
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  Speaker 2: Internally?
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  Speaker 3: What about you? Mogie? I don't think I could top.
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  Speaker 1: That the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Keysy weekdays at four on Radio Hod.
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  Speaker 4: I keep kind of a Valentine's Date today. You've always
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: been in a bit of an old school romantic chase. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I have what did you get up to?
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  Speaker 3: Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Do you get up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort
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  Speaker 2: of I guess the only concern I have about my
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  Speaker 2: sort of Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a
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  Speaker 2: bit cliche because I do it every year the same.
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  Speaker 2: I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
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  Speaker 2: with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
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  Speaker 2: little while, and I just give her a foot rub
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  Speaker 2: while she's reading. She quite enjoys that. Yeah, And then
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  Speaker 2: she goes and has a shower and gets change and
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  Speaker 2: comes out into the lounge, a lounge which I've sort
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  Speaker 2: of bedicked with hundreds and hundreds of flowers just all
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  Speaker 2: over the gallons, just everywhere in the lounge and the
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  Speaker 2: kitchen area, and and I leave a little note on
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  Speaker 2: the on the bench. They're just saying, very simple, I
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  Speaker 2: love you a little love heart with a little C
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  Speaker 2: B for Jharrow going through what about yourself?
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  Speaker 4: Sort of similar we actually, you know a lot of
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  Speaker 4: people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
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  Speaker 4: side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
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  Speaker 4: start to the day, except rather than you know, my
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  Speaker 4: wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, and what
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  Speaker 4: I read to her is every year, I sort of
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  Speaker 4: throughout the year, I'll work on a poem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got to hear if you guys want to, sure, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: I raven Trest my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
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  Speaker 4: starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
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  Speaker 4: of my heart's pure dreams. The voice a silver brook,
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  Speaker 4: soft flow, doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe?
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  Speaker 4: And every glance of boundless sky a tempest wild, a lullaby.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my grape,
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  Speaker 4: from thy great serene no Eden fear nor heaven bright
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  Speaker 4: can rival thee my day.
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  Speaker 3: My night, lovely.
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  Speaker 4: So take this vow, my heart, my breath, my name.
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  Speaker 4: I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
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  Speaker 4: every prayer forever Zara find me there.
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  Speaker 3: I love the use of throb there, that's good man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a beautiful working on that. That must make
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  Speaker 2: her a bit terearry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's appreciated even when it comes from
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  Speaker 4: the heart.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to? You?
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  Speaker 2: The key?
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  Speaker 3: Honest fellers, Mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
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  Speaker 3: My wife was up before me, went to the toilet,
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  Speaker 3: came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
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  Speaker 3: did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
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  Speaker 3: just as I was in a rush to go to work.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we're in an argument.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: And then I'm happy Valentine's daut of you as well,
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  Speaker 3: which is the worst thing. You shouldn't. I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: said that. And then are you sure to say that? Yeah? Yeah,
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: it was fine. I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: and she came over for a kiss goodbye, and I
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: had milk and cereal on my lip. She kissed me
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: and then had it on her lip and she goes,
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  Speaker 3: it's disgusting. I'm never kissing you again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then she's ah because there were eggs on the table.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches though, And I
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah I am. She's like great, so go
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: canna be farting later on.
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  Speaker 2: And Stuart, you were saying our ear as well? Then
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: what well? No that she left and then she came
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  Speaker 2: back in just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day. How long you been married for? Man?
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  Speaker 3: Only two years?
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  Speaker 4: I still got it? Yeah, still got it. Man, still
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  Speaker 4: got that old magic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah Man.
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  Speaker 1: The hud Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio hod Ike.
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  Speaker 2: Well, today was the day of the Big Race, and
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  Speaker 2: what a race it was. We've got Jeremy Wells from
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  Speaker 2: the Breakfast Show and the show with us and Jerry.
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  Speaker 5: Of course she did a commentary. Yeah, I did do
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  Speaker 5: a commentary. I was there. I sadly I couldn't run.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I wish I could have run, but unfortunately
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  Speaker 5: I have arthritis and my right knee and running on
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  Speaker 5: with bone on bone grinding is not ideal, and so
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  Speaker 5: I had an exemption. Look as I said, I would
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  Speaker 5: have loved to have run y and I'm watching you guys.
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  Speaker 2: That brought a lot of joy to me, watching the.
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  Speaker 5: Camaraderie that a team gets. A four by one hundred
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  Speaker 5: meter relay team. Everybody has their role, sure, so you know,
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  Speaker 5: Keezy has his role as the fastest runner on the team,
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  Speaker 5: and Mogi just second there, and Pug's probably third, and
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  Speaker 5: then Jace the I don't know how you described the
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  Speaker 5: anchor of the side coming through at the end.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've got to you know, you talk about
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  Speaker 2: your arthritis and the knee there, Jez, I've got no hamstrings,
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  Speaker 2: so you know, we've all got our disabilities, but I
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  Speaker 2: still ran well. Some of those they don't even have legs. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well exactly. But shall we get to the commentary?
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  Speaker 3: I think so, And feel free to text in at
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  Speaker 3: any point on three four eighths three you get yourself
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  Speaker 3: in the drawer for a fifty or reburg of our
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  Speaker 3: chat and just give your opinions on the run.
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  Speaker 4: This is our first time hearing the commentary as well,
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  Speaker 4: so exciting stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot on the line here. Of course, whoever
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  Speaker 5: wins this has to do the other show's show, So
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: it's breakfast when they've got to do the big show,
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  Speaker 5: big show, when they're going to get up very early
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  Speaker 5: in the morning and do the breakfast show. Some good
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  Speaker 5: sportsmanship being shown by Mike Minogue and Ruder who's going
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  Speaker 5: to be running first for the breakfast show. Okay, Ruder
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  Speaker 5: first and Mike Minogue first. Here we go, and Ruder
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  Speaker 5: is out of the blocks, and so as Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 5: As they come around the outside, Mike Minogue showing good pace,
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  Speaker 5: but Ruder is hanging in there. He knows that it's
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  Speaker 5: all about staying in there for his one hundred meters.
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  Speaker 5: As Mike Minogue passes it now too Kesy and Minogue
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  Speaker 5: and Ruder has given it to Minight who is now
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  Speaker 5: going down the outside.
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  Speaker 6: And it looks like Kezy is pulling pulled a quad
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  Speaker 6: muscle and he has now some going through and mini
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  Speaker 6: has overtaken him and he's passing the baton through to
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  Speaker 6: Zoe who is now.
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  Speaker 7: Running and she's running on the outside of the track
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  Speaker 7: and Pugs is coming up on the inside. This is
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  Speaker 7: super close, Pugs gaining on Zoe Zoe. He's going to
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  Speaker 7: pass it to acc head G Lane for the Breakfast team,
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  Speaker 7: and the button has been changed, has been passed, and
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  Speaker 7: Glane going down the outside as Jason Hoyt versus g Lane,
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  Speaker 7: G Lane versus Hoyt, and Hot looks like he's pulled
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  Speaker 7: up Lame with some kind of groin injury as acc
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  Speaker 7: here g Lane storms home on the outside and he's
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: giving him the fingers and he has passed the finish
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  Speaker 7: line and they have taken it out in the Breakfast
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Show over the Big Show, and I gotta say it
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: all came down to Keyzy, who looked like he pulled
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  Speaker 7: a muscle there on the back straight.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Maniga, is how you saw it?
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  Speaker 4: That's right within about twenty meters of the hand in
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  Speaker 4: the bottom to and he pulled up Lane had to
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  Speaker 4: do the final Lady Meet his little limp. And that's
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  Speaker 4: about as well as you can expect it to go. Jerry,
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  Speaker 4: fifty percent of our team getting injured. I sort of
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  Speaker 4: feel like Pugs and I don't have to do the
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  Speaker 4: show next week. It feels like this should be solely
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  Speaker 4: on the backs of Howdy j and Chris Key.
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  Speaker 3: It's been campaigning this for this, it means a lot
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  Speaker 3: to him. Gotta be honest, one, I'd.
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  Speaker 6: Be you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be you are because you did well.
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  Speaker 7: You ran well, Mike, And look, I thought in all
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  Speaker 7: of the pre.
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  Speaker 5: Match chat, you know, it was all about Keyzy and
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  Speaker 5: Keyesy's pace.
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  Speaker 7: And he really said he was really saying, what a
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  Speaker 7: pace man.
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  Speaker 2: He was.
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  Speaker 5: Great work from u acc here Glay, but pretty easy
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  Speaker 5: with you.
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  Speaker 3: With Chase, who didn't even end up running.
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  Speaker 2: He did as soon as we got the baton.
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  Speaker 4: When I side by side, he was like, yeah, yeah, who.
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  Speaker 3: Would have thought that Keysy had been the week link? There?
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  Speaker 4: Interesting great thing is we'll be We'll be able to
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  Speaker 4: talk about keys being the week Link for the rest
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  Speaker 4: of his life.
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  Speaker 3: So something to think about that.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's just start off right now. Kezy was
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: not the week Link. It was a catastrophic event. And
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  Speaker 2: I have to say, up until that point, the big
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  Speaker 2: show plan was going perfectly. Moogie got up to a
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  Speaker 2: very nice lead, Keesy was extending it significantly. As it
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  Speaker 2: turns out, it would have been extended even further by
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  Speaker 2: Pugsan and we would have had that twenty to thirty
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  Speaker 2: meter lead that we needed. So Hoidy Jacob start off
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  Speaker 2: at a canter, but it wasn't to be Fellas.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't to be guys. No, I mean, sure, we
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: come back after a churn and get Jerry. We can
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: dissect this a little bit further. I think we're going
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: to get pretty forensic about this over the next one
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: week to ten years.
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  Speaker 5: Kid is very quiet over there on that side of
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  Speaker 5: the desk, well very quiet.
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  Speaker 3: It's just he's gone pale.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: He's lost the color and well he's remembering the trauma
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  Speaker 2: of his quad exploding.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean, Jerry, you'd be familiar with this feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: You just feel like you're in a room and everyone
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  Speaker 3: hates you, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the thing is that what they say keasy pride
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: comes before a.
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  Speaker 3: Four Art said, here's loser By being.
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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Tune in on radio Accent. This is breaking news. We
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: certainly do Fellas. This coming in live as we speak.
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  Speaker 2: A man.
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  Speaker 3: Has been banned by United Airlines for doing wheeze on
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  Speaker 3: a sleeping passenger. Now the passenger's name was Jerome Gutarez.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: He was sleeping in business class, which I thought was
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: an interesting detail. He woke up to find his stomach
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: downwards was saturated with warm urine.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: It would be warm, war depends. It depends how long
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: he'd been sitting in it for, because it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Just says here there was warm urine. I'm reading from
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: the article Jace.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Just but Mogi's head at would be but it wouldn't
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: be warm. But that's only if he woke up immediately.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: This is it. G was sitting in a seat with
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: his clothes soaking. Only realized what had happened after the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: man had finished urinating on him.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: So he was obviously snoozing, maybe in a business.
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  Speaker 3: Class he woke up. Does anybody urinate on him at
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: any point? Are you apparently a guy urinated on him?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Jas just so, Yeah, Now the guy apologized. The staff
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: came over for being urinated on this. Sorry, mag you've
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: got the wrong end of the stick with the man,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: the guy that had done the urinating. Ah, the urinate
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: or it's called weeze.
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  Speaker 5: Men.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: You're so spoiled a little pest boy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: It feels like the sort of least you can do.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, apologize?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: The least you could do you know what I mean?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: If you've just what the most you could do is
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: also do number twos on him. Oh there's the most
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: you do.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think you could do more than that. The
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: least you could do is not urinated on them at all.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: That's very very actually right, Yes, the very least you
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: could do.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once urinated on a flatmate's TV.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, but that's because what you let me guess, you
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: went to be a hammer drunk, you woke up in
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: the middle of the night, you got last you urinated
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  Speaker 4: on this TV.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, maybe that's well, this is the thing I'm trying
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: to think. I don't think this guy's intentionally gone wheeze
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: on this Jerome guy. I think he's maybe got a
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: condition where he can't hold his urinin no the toilets.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: How do you know people have these conditions, Jase, But
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: you know that it's coming.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: He would have known that he wanted to weave for
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: quite some time prior to doing that.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But I suggests that he was steamed that he just
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: staggered down and just did a keys What.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Do you mean, sorry, pessing on? Someone's not doing a
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: keyzy Jays, that's doing a wheezy you're getting mixed up there, man,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: So what do you do? You're busting, You're a bit staying,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: you're on a plane. You realize the toilets are out
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: of action, whatever reason. What do you do to How
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: can you combat that? For thirty seconds?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe that's what happened.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: We don't know steam, We don't know what he's assuming.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Jason, you know, and if that were the case and
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: he was stone cold sober, but he was just busting.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Why would you urinate on an actual.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Process that I would opt for because I'm a backbone
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: and this is just med urinate on the floor, thank you,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: thank you, or the food trolley, or i'd find you
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: know where they put the coffee one of those urns
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: and do it in the air.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, we didn't put the put THEE on
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the coffee. No one needs to.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Coffee always does taste like pass.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Anyway, that's true.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: I do think it's odd though, that they've released the
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: name of the guy who got urinated on and are
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: humiliating him publicly, not just publicly internationally. But I don't
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: know the name of the guy that was doing the urinating.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I want to know his name fair Point Water Sports.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: You're like a golden shower, Key.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Jace, What No, I don't. It's like a regular shower, Okay,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: in the morning, usually sometimes at night if I'm sweety.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Have we going to say today with the artists?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Here's a golden show. I mean in the sunlight of
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the sunlight coming through the rain.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Show you do, Buddy the.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey