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Episode 65: Angels & Demons · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: On this week's show, the lads talk about scenes. Now.
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Speaker 1: I don't believe that's ever been a Saint Fred. Could
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Speaker 1: I fit the bill? M m I could be patron
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Speaker 1: saint to Steeple Jacks. I suppose I'd have to perform
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Speaker 1: a miracle. Mind you, We'll spending forty year Chimney without
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Speaker 1: getting af day out with the undertakers, a miracle on
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Speaker 1: itself out of thought. Anyway, I'll see them.
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Speaker 2: But Mikerophone loved that.
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Speaker 3: The Mike will love that. I start with a boom, Pam.
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Speaker 2: Because last night I heard the loudest boom I've ever
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Speaker 2: heard in my natural life. I think where I'm from, Baby,
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Speaker 2: it wasn't a.
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Speaker 1: Drum, was it that? It was a followed by a
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Speaker 1: quick boom on the other side, and then a boom
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Speaker 1: boom boom, and then maybe a flute behind it.
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Speaker 3: Maybe No. You're all very welcome to the Tom and
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Speaker 3: Jerry Show.
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Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom, O'Mahoney, and we record this
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Speaker 2: at the end of an unnatural heat wave that we
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Speaker 2: had all summer, all all last week. Heat like no
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Speaker 2: man's business, right Tom.
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Speaker 1: No business having it here in Ireland at all. There
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Speaker 1: are certain things, like you know you can like you can't,
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Speaker 1: and I've experienced this. You can't have a ferrari in Ireland.
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Speaker 3: You can't.
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Speaker 1: It's not fit for our roads. It's not just not
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Speaker 1: fit for the attitude of people around it. There's certain
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Speaker 1: things that only work abroad, do you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: Like like you know you can't have two pin plugs
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Speaker 1: exactly two percent milk. These kind of things, you can't
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Speaker 1: have it thirty one degrees in Ireland doesn't work. I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: doesn't work.
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Speaker 3: Take that shit elsewhere.
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Speaker 2: Well, the weather broke last night at around about two
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Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 3: It's our lashing rain here.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know because I was chay a color mm hm,
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Speaker 2: But all of a sudden I wasn't chay a color.
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Speaker 2: You mean a peal of thunder go tubbin, gut tubbin,
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Speaker 2: A peal of thunder tom the.
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Speaker 3: Likes of which I have never heard before or.
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Speaker 2: Since in my life. I thought a bus had come
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Speaker 2: through the back wall. That is no word of a
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Speaker 2: lie that would have.
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Speaker 1: Made an interesting Uh, it's weekly. What have you?
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you the weekly? What have you?
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Speaker 3: Would have been like?
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Speaker 2: This is like this was like when two hulks punch
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Speaker 2: each other. You know, it's just that sort of.
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Speaker 1: I tell you now.
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Speaker 2: The day I was out Saturday, it got to thirty two,
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Speaker 2: I think outside here and I was fencing again.
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Speaker 1: I continue with defencing, and I can take or leave
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Speaker 1: heat or cold. I'm kind of like a flask, if
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like it don't make
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Speaker 1: much of a difference to me. I don't have to
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Speaker 1: even disrobe that much. It's just like grand fine. But
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what about half eleven, even our said,
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Speaker 1: or about half twelve or self looked out when they
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Speaker 1: just stuck her head out the door. She's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I think you better find something something else been done
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Speaker 1: in the shade, find something else to be, was mister beetroot.
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Speaker 2: I was. I'm no lover of the heat, Tom, and
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Speaker 2: I was welcome to see the upper rain come and
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Speaker 2: badly needed, as we say, up there keep Tom. And
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Speaker 2: I was like fast asleep at two o'clock and I
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Speaker 2: leap out of the bed and rolled up the courtins
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Speaker 2: to see what, like I genuinely thought a bust it
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Speaker 2: overturned on the on the onar road, like that's what
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Speaker 2: it sounded like. But no it was just like cal
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Speaker 2: there's house alarms and ship going off all over the place. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I was standing I was standing there, just in in me,
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Speaker 2: in me, nip because like you had to go to
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Speaker 2: bed like that, you know, because it was too warm.
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Speaker 1: Because it's two six thing. Yeah, it turns out it
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Speaker 1: was just God moving his furniture as a primary school
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Speaker 1: teachers sit.
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Speaker 2: To us, it was just to following off the side
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Speaker 2: of the big me.
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Speaker 1: That was a big what have you?
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Speaker 3: But it wasn't the weekly what have you?
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Speaker 2: As listeners to the show, no, that's what we do
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Speaker 2: here on the Tom and Jerry Show, we have a
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Speaker 2: crack about the big news of the week. Tom take
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Speaker 2: it away, let them know what is the weekly what
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Speaker 2: have you?
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Speaker 4: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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Speaker 4: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
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Speaker 4: have you, and uh a lot of uh strand to keep.
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Speaker 2: In my head.
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Speaker 1: Man, I threw this one at you because I had
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Speaker 1: a real read down through it and I do love,
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Speaker 1: I do love. There's a hint nostalgia about this little fella.
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Speaker 1: Essentially it is coming out, well, it's worldwide, but it's
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Speaker 1: coming from Japan or a begg your pard in Hong Kong.
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Speaker 2: Those guys, Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 1: So essentially what has happened as as a result. I've
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Speaker 1: seen these hanging off school bags and stuff like that there,
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Speaker 1: but I never knew what they were called. So the
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Speaker 1: big news this week comes from a little thing called
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Speaker 1: le Boo Boo. I'm not sure is it? Is it
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Speaker 1: lea boo boo?
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Speaker 3: Okay, we say little boo in this house. It might
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Speaker 3: be for all the I know.
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Speaker 1: So essentially what it looks like is a little ewok
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Speaker 1: with rabbit ears and pinty teeth. It's got a bit
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Speaker 1: of a frown on the go all the time anyway.
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Speaker 1: I mean, look, there's one of these fads shows up
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Speaker 1: every three years, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: This is tom We've been here before.
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Speaker 2: This is beanie Babies, This is Monsters in my Pocket,
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Speaker 2: this is this is Polly Pocket.
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Speaker 1: This is Tamigachi.
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Speaker 2: This is what were they come on?
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Speaker 3: Trolls?
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Speaker 1: You remember the little fuzzy hair trolls that everyone in
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Speaker 1: the nineties had hanging at their school.
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Speaker 2: Go pops, this is those little did you have those
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Speaker 2: little It was like a garfield, but like the inside
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Speaker 2: of it was like a hair clip, so you could
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Speaker 2: squeeze his hands and the open and then it would
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Speaker 2: clip onto the side of I know about.
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Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't go to the kind of
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Speaker 1: school that where your I didn't hang out with the
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Speaker 1: kind of friends that would allow you four seconds of
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Speaker 1: that kind of happiness if you know what I mean,
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Speaker 1: like they right, you know, stop that joy idea that
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Speaker 1: would be stumped cleanly out of here. But essentially what
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Speaker 1: has gone about is these yoks have been on sale
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Speaker 1: for a good few years by all accounts. Now, I
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Speaker 1: have seen them in airports and stuff like that, hanging
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Speaker 1: just as the.
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Speaker 2: News to me time. I only heard them last week
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Speaker 2: or two. But that's that's crazy for you, right, But.
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Speaker 1: This is it. But you were even reckoning you You
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Speaker 1: probably had one in the house somewhere. There's a Laboobo
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Speaker 1: somewhere in the house, or you've seen you know, you
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Speaker 1: know of them as a result of the childer. I
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Speaker 1: didn't know of them, but i'd seen them all well,
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Speaker 1: and good disy oaks. They're inspired by a book, a
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Speaker 1: book series called Wait for Juir unbelievably named the Monsters,
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Speaker 1: I mean monsters. These Hong Kong lad Lad's hit it
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Speaker 1: right on the head created by Hong Kong artists called
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Speaker 1: Casting Loan and the Labu Boos are tribe of female elves.
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Speaker 1: Haty little elves.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I know this is a parent looking at them.
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Speaker 3: To be honest.
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Speaker 1: Actually it's not like I'm just going okay, grand So
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Speaker 1: it was made, yes, made by a Chinese company, of course,
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Speaker 1: being in Hong Kong, by a company called PopMart. All
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Speaker 1: well and good, they're on the go six years jar
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Speaker 1: these Labuo boos right, hanging from handbags, hanging from ponytails,
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Speaker 1: hanging from school bags, hanging from everything. I guess you
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Speaker 1: can make a collection of these little fellas. But it
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Speaker 1: was all going well enough, these little whimsical elves. But
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Speaker 1: there's a theory that went it is after making the
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Speaker 1: rounds Now, I don't know who first do this.
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Speaker 3: I always love I got to hear tom this, I
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Speaker 3: got to hear.
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Speaker 1: So according to those who believe that this conspiracy, it's
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Speaker 1: on the go, the boobies are possessed. But an ancient
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Speaker 1: demon called I mean not a million miles off Pazuzu. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: stems from the Mesopotamia mythology, you know, Mesopotamia, Turkey death,
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Speaker 1: neckad of woods and It's also the name of the
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Speaker 1: main antagonist of the iconic horror movie The Exorcist.
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Speaker 2: This is it, you see, but this is not my
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Speaker 2: first battle with Pezuzu. Ah, not my second either, Trum.
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Speaker 2: I knew Pazuzu was the devil in The Exorcist, right,
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Speaker 2: I don't know pardon my part of the stupid statement
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Speaker 2: coming up here. I don't know that that he is
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Speaker 2: a real life thing, like there was a real Pazuzu
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Speaker 2: in any way shape makeer form, or if they just
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Speaker 2: made him up out of whole cloth for The Exorcist.
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Speaker 3: No he in the comments, No he's not.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's from way back kind of Greek
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Speaker 1: Turkish mythology. This guy he is actually so i'd say,
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Speaker 1: you know, a good movie writer will actually find in
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Speaker 1: the biogan of truth at least to sell it, or
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Speaker 1: he'll just completely lift the story from genuine much like
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Speaker 1: Tolkien's or Game of Thrones completely lifted from real life
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Speaker 1: as out from the Dragons, real life you know, War
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Speaker 1: of Europe.
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Speaker 3: War What is it good for tom exactly?
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Speaker 1: Robbots make money. But essentially yeah, so images of he doesn't.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Like there's arguments that it doesn't
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Speaker 1: bear resemblance to them.
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Speaker 2: There's no resemblance sharp teeth that would be a better
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: He's still got a bit of a girn on his
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Speaker 1: face because these I'm looking at these little these La
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Speaker 1: Boo booths, and they've kind of a bit of a
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Speaker 1: menacing item. They don't have the wide eyed look of
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Speaker 1: the Smurfs would say or whatever. You know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: If the pazzus listen to me, boo boos getting mus
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Speaker 2: mixed up here, buddy, If the La Boo Boos owe
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Speaker 2: anything to anybody, they owe it to the monsters from
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Speaker 2: where the wild things are, because that's what they look like,
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Speaker 2: only pink the left and.
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Speaker 3: Right of it.
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Speaker 1: Now, yes, now you're on about it. Yeah, I'm looking
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Speaker 1: at a couple of here and some kind of monkey
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Speaker 1: looking yokes. But I go back to Pezuzo here to
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Speaker 1: give him a bit of context. Right, So he's kind
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Speaker 1: of a fore winged evil demon angel. He legend has
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Speaker 1: that that he succeeded in a battle against powerful wind demons.
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Speaker 1: I've had a few of them myself after so does
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Speaker 1: make it he's he's a threat to all other kinds
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Speaker 1: of demons on the go. So this Britannicus. It's according
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Speaker 1: to the Britannic and they they claimed that he was
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Speaker 1: portrayed as an ally for humans who could call who
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Speaker 1: they call on for protection. But Lebooboo fans who won't
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Speaker 1: believe the theory earned or who believe the theory, they
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Speaker 1: aren't sure he means well, I mean, don't buy like
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Speaker 1: this is. These are captions that are going all over
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Speaker 1: I would wager, right thes A. This could be Mattel
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Speaker 1: putting this out there. I'm just saying, but a bunch
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Speaker 1: of people are putting out like do not buy the Boobo.
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Speaker 1: They are cursed and will ruin your life.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, I mean I had an air friar. There was
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Speaker 1: a bit of a prick and born almost everything I had.
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Speaker 1: I didn't blame it.
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Speaker 2: On you know, the Mesopotamians, you know, a prehistoric you
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Speaker 2: know mid mid Dark Ages possible, you know, and demon
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Speaker 2: It was just a prick of a yoke that I
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Speaker 2: bought a prick of a shop. I'm just saying, let
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Speaker 2: me tell you, Tom, I'm not ever going to come
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Speaker 2: on the Tom Jerry Show and say I'm right. You know, yes,
10:26
Speaker 2: you know I do enough of that in real life.
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Speaker 2: But they all the listeners of the Tom and Jerry
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Speaker 2: Show enough to say, well, here's my opinion, may or
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Speaker 2: may not be right. I don't believe that Bazuzu or
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Speaker 2: a cult affiliated with Pazuzu are important. Wee bits of
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Speaker 2: them into the labooboo that I bought in the mobile
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Speaker 2: phone shop on Chalbott Street when I went in to
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Speaker 2: get a charge, and I was telling them as one
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Speaker 2: of them for the wee last year, and they said
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Speaker 2: it is fifteen years like a funck with a minute. Now, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: maybe that's maybe is not possessing third party laboo boots,
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Speaker 2: you know, knock off laboo boos from the fucking vabe shop.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's I would wager right, because
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Speaker 1: some of these things, when they get rare, right they
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Speaker 1: get they go for super like. People are spending hundreds
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Speaker 1: on these things, much like they do with all these things,
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Speaker 1: all these.
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Speaker 2: Tricky Let any beanie baby collect or, let you know
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Speaker 2: how well they appreciated in value.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, do you know what I mean? So I'm
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Speaker 1: wondering getting mad, don is there one of these going
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Speaker 1: to you know, end up going well, this is you
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Speaker 1: know the I found the one that is the will,
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Speaker 1: you know, defeat the team and this is the only
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Speaker 1: la boo boo you're going to need. And all of
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Speaker 1: a sudden you're going, what the fuck three hundred quid?
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Speaker 2: You know, Here's what I will say, though, Tom, Right, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you can have nothing in this world. You can't put
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Speaker 2: it being possessed by something. I have a possessed hammer.
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Speaker 2: Everything is fucking possessed. And I don't want to jump
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Speaker 2: ahead to things we may or may not remember in
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Speaker 2: our time. Maybe we're born in content here, buddy, but
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Speaker 2: I remember this exact shit happening before I remember.
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Speaker 3: Do you remember alien babies? Do you remember the alien babies?
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Speaker 1: I do? I do remember yet?
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Speaker 3: Which I was like for those that are all for.
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Speaker 2: All our twenty something Tom and Jerry fans that might
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Speaker 2: have missed this first go round, it was like a
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Speaker 2: little baby alien came out running by the time of
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Speaker 2: the X Files in the in the mid nineties when
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Speaker 2: X files was a thing, and it was a little
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Speaker 2: rubber alien in the little sack of goop that came
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Speaker 2: in like a big kinder surprise, that's what it was.
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Speaker 2: Oh boy, Like pre Internet, the shit people thought that
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Speaker 2: was gonna happen with these things is beyond belief. Everybody
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Speaker 2: was adamant that these things were going to give birth
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Speaker 2: to a little smaller toy alien at the stroke of
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Speaker 2: midnight like a Russian December thirty first, nineteen ninety nine,
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Speaker 2: Like they were going to give birth on the Nobody
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Speaker 2: ever fucking said this, Nobody ever wrote this down, But
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Speaker 2: just all of a sudden, it was like, yeah, you
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Speaker 2: watched that there, Now that's gonna a little fucking And
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Speaker 2: I was like, the technology for such a thing, doesn't
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Speaker 2: he this? What are you fucking my bass's talking about?
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Speaker 2: How am I fifteen and I'm grown up in this conversation?
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Speaker 2: Do you know what?
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Speaker 1: And I said this, and I say it, I've said
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Speaker 1: this many times to do with things in the past.
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Speaker 1: Ana Rex fucking ruin everyon everthing. They ruin everything.
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Speaker 2: Tell me, we've all watched we've all watched stranger things,
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Speaker 2: you know. Then we do this is playing Dungeons and Dragons, and.
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Speaker 3: All the people are like, oh, this is course, this
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Speaker 3: is demonic, this is this, that.
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Speaker 2: And the other, and all we have here now is
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Speaker 2: that exact same thing. Forty years later.
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Speaker 3: With beanie babies.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're shiting on like it's you know, I mean,
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Speaker 1: you know, at some point I'm guessing like the Jonas
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Speaker 1: brothers were possessed as well.
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Speaker 2: You know what i mean.
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Speaker 3: Like it's like you ever see the Mummy returns.
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Speaker 1: This is cursed. That is curse. Everything's cursed like an
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Speaker 1: arax ruin everything, because they just they've gotten to the
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Speaker 1: end of Lebuboo, do you know what I mean. They've
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Speaker 1: gotten to the end of them, you know, for all
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Speaker 1: they can get out of them. And now it's turned
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Speaker 1: to a point where like the cours that's it, the Courst.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, I'll listen to me, Tom. I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: tell you one thing. If the Laboo boos are indeed, course,
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Speaker 2: we're gonna need the full might of the Catholic Church
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Speaker 2: to help us out on this one.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna need every goddamn saint.
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Speaker 2: We can find, and luckily there might be a new
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Speaker 2: one on our way, one that we are going to
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Speaker 2: talk about in this week's episode of This Lad.
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Speaker 3: Now there's that guy, this Saints Tom.
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Speaker 1: We know on The Tom and Jerry Show, What it
14:29
Speaker 1: Takes to Make a Saint one of our still most
14:31
Speaker 1: downloaded episodes, after How to Build a House in case
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Speaker 1: anybody my neighbors are listening, go back and find it.
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Speaker 1: A few neighbors building houses were like, did I hear
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Speaker 1: that you're after building? I'm like, yes, go listen to
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Speaker 1: the How to Build a House. The second most downloaded
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Speaker 1: one is Dolly Parton, The Sainthood of Dolly Parton. Because
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Speaker 1: we have we have gone in depth on what it
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Speaker 1: takes to make a good saint. And this new saint
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Speaker 1: has well soon to be please, time to be possibly saying.
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Speaker 2: And he's in the he's in the in the third
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Speaker 2: round interviews of becoming a saint, and he leapt out
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Speaker 2: and became this lad because he took an unusual road
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Speaker 2: to Saint Okay in the Tom, when you think saints,
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Speaker 2: you think you know friars, beards, beards, robes, monasteries.
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Speaker 1: Silence, meandering around daisy filled peducts with butterflies landing on
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Speaker 1: their news is saying prayers to Lord and having a
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Speaker 1: lovely time.
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Speaker 2: But not this guy, brother son, sister moonshit right, not
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Speaker 2: this guy. This guy is Japanese dude. Just to Takeyama
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Speaker 2: Yukon an actual samurai. Yeah, if he makes it, Tom,
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Speaker 2: he will be the first ever samurai to become a
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Speaker 2: Christian saint.
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Speaker 1: Your thoughts about it make me go back to mass
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Speaker 1: If I thought it was gonna be, I thought there
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Speaker 1: was going to be more samurai. Yet this guy, he
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Speaker 1: wasn't just a samurai. He was kind of a high
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Speaker 1: up captain in that he was top dog under because
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Speaker 1: Japan at the time was split him up into a
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Speaker 1: load of provinces and much like Ireland, you know, pre colonialism,
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Speaker 1: we warred like like at one stage it was like
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Speaker 1: fifty kings. It was the same thing in Japan. But
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Speaker 1: this guy was at diomio and which means feudal lord,
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Speaker 1: top dog. He will lead men into battle. He he's
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Speaker 1: an unbelievable story, rock solid. The old man was Christian,
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Speaker 1: brought him up as Christian. But at the new emperor
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Speaker 1: at the time, who basically this that what I'm taking over,
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Speaker 1: It started to persecute these lads, anybody who is a Christiano.
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Speaker 1: Were like, we're getting rid of that because that sounds
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Speaker 1: like the kind of thing that will get in the
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Speaker 1: way of me ruling of that shape, and he wanted
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Speaker 1: basically he wanted to take Now here's the thing he
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Speaker 1: just I don't know, otherwise known as dumbos, which makes
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Speaker 1: me even cooler. Again, he got exiled, I think, did
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Speaker 1: you get exiled to the Philippines or something?
17:07
Speaker 3: That's right?
17:07
Speaker 2: And this is this is one of the key elements
17:09
Speaker 2: of his sainthood is that he basically, long story short,
17:14
Speaker 2: like died on account of wouldn't renounce his Christianity and
17:18
Speaker 2: was given ample opportunities to renounce his Christianity, and he
17:21
Speaker 2: was like no, and they're like, right, fuck off the
17:23
Speaker 2: Philippines and he was like, all right, fair enough, which
17:26
Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure it was worse than that, Tom.
17:28
Speaker 2: It wasn't just like like I'll take a free trip
17:30
Speaker 2: to the Philippines right now, you know.
17:32
Speaker 1: But by all accounts, the I don't know, I don't
17:36
Speaker 1: know was it a I'm not sure was it with
17:40
Speaker 1: sa An Emperor of the Philippines at the time. It
17:42
Speaker 1: could have been more. Furthermore, and what could have even
17:45
Speaker 1: needed to China because another Chinese Japanese were fighting all
17:47
Speaker 1: the time, but he essentially was he had he not
17:52
Speaker 1: died at that like, the idea was that they were
17:55
Speaker 1: going to build a faction of exiled guys around this
17:58
Speaker 1: with paid for armies. He was going to go They
18:01
Speaker 1: wanted him to take over and become the new He
18:04
Speaker 1: didn't want to be. He didn't want to take over
18:06
Speaker 1: much like Maximus Dismus, he didn't want to take over
18:08
Speaker 1: and be, you know, the emperor whatever. This guy just
18:12
Speaker 1: wanted to rule democratically. So they're going to make him
18:15
Speaker 1: the president of Japan.
18:16
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:17
Speaker 1: Now the cool thing about this guy, right, this is
18:19
Speaker 1: some This is just this is this. There has to
18:23
Speaker 1: be a movie made of this guy. There has to
18:24
Speaker 1: be because so he gets baptized right at the age
18:28
Speaker 1: of twelve. His old man had converted the Christianity, but
18:32
Speaker 1: he later distanced himself from his faith due to all
18:35
Speaker 1: the motherfucking killings he did as a samurai.
18:38
Speaker 3: I mean a thing.
18:41
Speaker 2: This is the thing, this is this is why he
18:43
Speaker 2: is this lad because like you know, there are I say,
18:45
Speaker 2: around the world saints to come and go left, right,
18:48
Speaker 2: and center, but very few of them could run at
18:51
Speaker 2: you with a sword and then appear the other side
18:53
Speaker 2: of you, just in time for the entire top half
18:56
Speaker 2: of your torso to slide diagonally off your body.
19:00
Speaker 1: While in the meantime making an incredible lunch, do you
19:03
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Just an incredible lunch.
19:05
Speaker 2: After that where you feel refreshed and everything else, like
19:08
Speaker 2: so he he he renounced one for the other.
19:11
Speaker 1: So he renounces his faith, does a whole part of
19:13
Speaker 1: Samuraian and then renounces his samurai status, which is ridiculous,
19:18
Speaker 1: like the handover to devote himself fully to Christianity, Like
19:21
Speaker 1: this guy, you tip off the showgun to this latter.
19:24
Speaker 1: I'm in Mother of Define Jesus. So yeah, he died
19:29
Speaker 1: in in Manila, no doubt, you know, in Jordandar he
19:33
Speaker 1: was only there like forty odd days. But in that
19:35
Speaker 1: time they were talking, right, we're gonna turn you around,
19:37
Speaker 1: send you back with an army, and you're gonna take
19:39
Speaker 1: over Japan. But apparently it's been initiated since since Pope
19:45
Speaker 1: Francis was like, now we gotta put this guy forward.
19:48
Speaker 2: That's like yeah, I mean, Pope Francis is like, he's
19:50
Speaker 2: your dude. If anybody's gonna, you know, put forward some
19:53
Speaker 2: cool dudes, like you know, you know, he's got to
19:55
Speaker 2: get that demographic back. You know, he's got to get
19:57
Speaker 2: we've got to get the young people involved. What will
19:59
Speaker 2: we get what we any anyone on the edge of
20:00
Speaker 2: sainted well with this guy over here, who was thrown
20:03
Speaker 2: around crucifixes like ninja stars, just embedding them in the
20:07
Speaker 2: fucking skulls La Center.
20:11
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about.
20:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, get him.
20:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, given sermons with like rice flails in his.
20:16
Speaker 1: Head and the significance that was put out by Paul Francis,
20:21
Speaker 1: why he put him forward himself like he like it
20:24
Speaker 1: wasn't somebody came to poor Francis. Pop Francis popped open
20:27
Speaker 1: the book on this more phone with hey, hey, hey,
20:31
Speaker 1: have a gander. So he's like, he's basically what he
20:35
Speaker 1: would be sainted on is the back of the Mother.
20:38
Speaker 1: How hard it was to keep your faith back then,
20:41
Speaker 1: and that one of he's both a warrior, imagine both
20:45
Speaker 1: the warrior and like a passive Christian.
20:48
Speaker 2: Yes, you're like okay, and they actually like Pope Francis
20:51
Speaker 2: actually wrote a hero of the Catholic Church in Japan.
20:54
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, yes, I.
20:56
Speaker 3: Swear to God. Tom.
20:57
Speaker 2: We know, we know from from DOLLI you gotta be
20:59
Speaker 2: you to be a saint by performing a miracle. And
21:02
Speaker 2: the miracle this man performed here seems to be he
21:04
Speaker 2: stopped killing people for five minutes.
21:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean he's still looks badass. Like I said,
21:12
Speaker 1: I want to see him in staying Less. Do you
21:14
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Do you know, like you know me,
21:16
Speaker 1: there's like a dovelin that some dude's finger or whatever.
21:19
Speaker 1: I want to see this guy with like you know,
21:22
Speaker 1: a full shogun over one hand and like the kimora
21:25
Speaker 1: like in front of him, like and just going yeah,
21:27
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, this guy is just maybe just roundhouse kick.
21:32
Speaker 1: It's some assailant into the jaw, like that's the chort.
21:36
Speaker 2: You want to be going to, Well, come here to me, Tom,
21:40
Speaker 2: in the interest of educating the people a little bit,
21:44
Speaker 2: I guess because religion has every people have this notion
21:49
Speaker 2: that religion is boring, and Doland, we just showed you
21:51
Speaker 2: one of the saints is an actual badass. When you
21:54
Speaker 2: do look back at some of the mad stories from
21:58
Speaker 2: there's some great stories, like historically, there's some great stories.
22:02
Speaker 2: We get six more like this guy. We got a
22:04
Speaker 2: fairly decent movie going on. But until then, would you
22:07
Speaker 2: like to hear some other saints who aren't your typical
22:11
Speaker 2: brother son, sister moon dudes, I'd love to. All Right,
22:14
Speaker 2: we're gonna get in. I guess there's gonna be a
22:16
Speaker 2: pattern here, Tom, Okay, m hmm, there's gonna be a
22:18
Speaker 2: pattern here since Camillius lell Us. Okay, okay, all right,
22:23
Speaker 2: now you know, before he was a saint, he was
22:27
Speaker 2: a reckless and compulsive gambler who lived a rough mercenary life.
22:33
Speaker 2: This guy was the a team incarnate. He was a
22:37
Speaker 2: soldier who hired himself out. Like, if you needed a
22:39
Speaker 2: soldier for fortune, you give Camillius to lell Us a shout,
22:43
Speaker 2: he would get his money and then he would just
22:45
Speaker 2: gamble the fuck out of it. Not not not really
22:49
Speaker 2: like leaning you towards a sainted there, right, Yeah, would
22:53
Speaker 2: you like to know how he became a saint? Yeah?
22:55
Speaker 3: Please turn it all around, buddy.
22:58
Speaker 1: See that's it.
22:58
Speaker 2: That's too late, that's too late. That's literally literally what
23:02
Speaker 2: they're doing here is if you if you were so
23:05
Speaker 2: bad and you renounced that that was deemed good enough. Yeah,
23:11
Speaker 2: that's what got you across the line back then. Okay, okay,
23:15
Speaker 2: do you want to know the one here? Yeah, I
23:17
Speaker 2: got a couple of Hey, I just going to pick
23:18
Speaker 2: it because a lot of these are was bad is
23:20
Speaker 2: now good? All right, But I'm going to give you
23:23
Speaker 2: a simt Pelagia the penitent manager password sim Pelagia as
23:27
Speaker 2: a lady by the way, Okay, she was a dancer.
23:31
Speaker 3: Her name was.
23:34
Speaker 2: She in Antioch. In Antioch lived a lavish and sinful lifestyle.
23:45
Speaker 2: My man, right, you know how she got to be
23:49
Speaker 2: a saint? On renounced that, Tom's going to be a
23:53
Speaker 2: pattern here, buddy, Oh my god, she renounced it. But
23:55
Speaker 2: not only did she renounce it, she dressed up as
23:58
Speaker 2: a man and looked off into exile. Oh yeah, to
24:03
Speaker 2: be fair, do you know, you know, rules for me
24:08
Speaker 2: but not for thee is what I'm learning from the
24:10
Speaker 2: Bible here, right, Uh huh?
24:13
Speaker 3: And I got one more, dude, Okay, okay.
24:16
Speaker 2: I Phil, we've mind all the comedy out of this
24:18
Speaker 2: for money.
24:18
Speaker 3: Get buddy, We've got St.
24:22
Speaker 2: Genesius of Rome, not Genesis circa three zero three. Okay,
24:29
Speaker 2: all right, so he's well back.
24:31
Speaker 3: Okay.
24:32
Speaker 2: Uh he was a comedian. Just what we need, Tom,
24:38
Speaker 2: another shark in the tank? What Sint Genesius of Rome
24:42
Speaker 2: was a comedian and actor? I dare said, you know,
24:44
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what he was though, Tom.
24:46
Speaker 2: He was one of these fucking actors that couldn't get
24:48
Speaker 2: booked for anything. So he took the stage time of
24:50
Speaker 2: decent working comedians. Do you know what I mean? It's like,
24:53
Speaker 2: I'll try this comedy crack until fair City called or
24:56
Speaker 2: whatever it would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just
24:58
Speaker 2: throw a fair City has an example there. I actually
25:00
Speaker 2: don't mind our city. Something else I don't know.
25:04
Speaker 1: There are some amazing patron saints when you do good
25:07
Speaker 1: looking just for what they are patron saints of.
25:11
Speaker 3: Before we get onto that.
25:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you one thing here now. In Genetius, okay,
25:14
Speaker 2: oh yeah, do you know what his Do you know
25:16
Speaker 2: what his major sin was on? You know what his
25:18
Speaker 2: his His big thing was.
25:19
Speaker 3: Do you know what his act was? Is comedy act?
25:23
Speaker 1: It wasn't juggling was if it was fucking. If it
25:26
Speaker 1: was improv then go on was an improul.
25:29
Speaker 2: This man got made a Saint.
25:30
Speaker 1: Tom impressions, impression, the mocking Christians.
25:34
Speaker 3: He was the Ricky Gervase at the time. He was
25:37
Speaker 3: the swear to God.
25:38
Speaker 2: This dude was the Ricky Gervas, just going out there
25:40
Speaker 2: like God, hmm, not for me, I don't think. And
25:43
Speaker 2: then you know what he did to become a saint
25:46
Speaker 2: to turn over again? He suddenly converted professor's faith and
25:51
Speaker 2: U and then they got him on the other side
25:54
Speaker 2: of it. They tried to get him to renounce Christianity
25:56
Speaker 2: and he was like no, and died for it. And
25:58
Speaker 2: here was a guy like five or six years was
26:00
Speaker 2: doing a tight five.
26:03
Speaker 3: That crucifixion.
26:06
Speaker 1: Again any couples in any couple of Yeah. So essentially,
26:10
Speaker 1: what the idea of meing is that you turn game
26:12
Speaker 1: game that's a career act. You turn gamekeeper. Like from
26:14
Speaker 1: all of these, Okay, all right, you go, there's some
26:18
Speaker 1: unbelievable obscure. I'm just gonna run through some just not
26:23
Speaker 1: gonna not gonna go into why. But there's Saint Joshua,
26:26
Speaker 1: patron Saint of intelligence officers. I mean, I want anybody,
26:30
Speaker 1: no matter what you do or have you have, just
26:32
Speaker 1: pick a saint. Because there's a patron Saint Saint Bibiana
26:35
Speaker 1: of hangovers. There's a Saint Jesu's malt drug dealers. Saints. Yeah,
26:42
Speaker 1: Cyprian of Anti patron Saint of occultas. Ironically today, I've
26:48
Speaker 1: heard of this one. Saint Baltazar Sat patron Saint of
26:51
Speaker 1: blackjack dealers. I've heard of that, all right, Yeah, I know,
26:54
Speaker 1: I genuine have that it was something to do with characters.
26:55
Speaker 1: Baltasar was one of the ones that gave murror was
26:58
Speaker 1: gave one of the.
26:59
Speaker 3: Dude yeah about as our comes up a couple of
27:01
Speaker 3: times in the Bible.
27:02
Speaker 1: Saint Lydwin a patron saint of ice skaters. Saint well no,
27:07
Speaker 1: hang on, wait, wait wait a second, yeah, yeah, yeah, how.
27:12
Speaker 2: Are you patron saint of something that wasn't invented at
27:14
Speaker 2: the time when you were living?
27:17
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was thirteen eighty is when she was
27:20
Speaker 1: born and whose ice skating In thirteen eighty I was yes,
27:23
Speaker 1: suffered a terrible skating accident at the age of fifteen,
27:26
Speaker 1: which she was partially paralyzed. They allowed her more time
27:29
Speaker 1: to pray and offered her suffering to God.
27:32
Speaker 2: There you go. Well, she know what I'm telling you.
27:34
Speaker 2: She was born too earlier. She could have prayed for herselves.
27:36
Speaker 2: You know.
27:37
Speaker 1: Now here's where it gets more interested in Saint Adrian
27:39
Speaker 1: patron saint of arms dealers, Saint Valentine patron saint you
27:45
Speaker 1: know about him?
27:45
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know him.
27:46
Speaker 1: Saint Bernardino of Sienna, patron Saint of advertising.
27:51
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well, ok, I can bless himself and say
27:53
Speaker 2: a prayer to him every now and then.
27:54
Speaker 1: Saint Julian the Hospitaler. The hospitaler, Yeah, who was he?
27:59
Speaker 3: Fucking pro wrestler.
28:00
Speaker 1: He was a rugby player the hospital. He was a
28:02
Speaker 1: rugby hospital He was a rugby league player in Wigan
28:05
Speaker 1: back in the eighties. He was friends with the chiropractor
28:10
Speaker 1: as Saint Julian the hospital or patron Saint of murderers. Yep, yeah,
28:17
Speaker 1: So apparently, according to Julian had a vision that he
28:21
Speaker 1: would kill his patients and in horrifying in case of
28:24
Speaker 1: mistaken identity, his vision became reality. Julian asked for God's
28:28
Speaker 1: forgiveness and resolved to give himself to the service of others.
28:31
Speaker 1: So he did accidentally kill somebody. Saint Malo patron Saint
28:36
Speaker 1: to pigkeepers. They all everybody. I understand that I've worked
28:40
Speaker 1: with the fuckers. Saint Barbara, patron Saint of fireworks. Maybe
28:43
Speaker 1: that's what you heard last night year and not actually
28:45
Speaker 1: the thunder Saint Theresa of Avila's patron Saint of chess players.
28:50
Speaker 1: Brendan the Voyager, Patron Saint of skiers.
28:53
Speaker 2: I mean, well, I hang on, wait a second, Saint
28:55
Speaker 2: Brendan the Voyager Saint Brendan the voyager is not the
28:59
Speaker 2: patron saint of voyagers. No, I would like because Saint
29:04
Speaker 2: Christopher is the same saint of voiders, is he not?
29:06
Speaker 1: No, he's the patron saint of skiers. It was already
29:08
Speaker 1: taken by Saint Christopher.
29:10
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's what I'm saying. That's why there was Like, okay,
29:12
Speaker 2: so voyageing's gone, but we can offer you skiing.
29:14
Speaker 1: It's weird because they wouldn't be watching the way of
29:16
Speaker 1: skiing in Ireland.
29:17
Speaker 2: But he was.
29:17
Speaker 1: Brendan was one of the twelve Apostles of Ireland. Will
29:20
Speaker 1: say that you know what I mean?
29:21
Speaker 2: That there would have been nonb fucked off then the
29:23
Speaker 2: Alps every Fembery, you know, for the operas ky.
29:25
Speaker 3: But you know what I mean?
29:26
Speaker 1: He was anybody. Look, I always said, anybody who sales
29:28
Speaker 1: always has money. Do you know what I mean? Because
29:30
Speaker 1: there's there's one word. There's there's a it's an acronym
29:33
Speaker 1: boat as an acroyner. If you have a boat, you've
29:35
Speaker 1: got money. B o eighty bust out another thousand. That's
29:38
Speaker 1: what it is every time. And that's so basically Brendan
29:42
Speaker 1: is balling out of his fucking mind. And you know,
29:44
Speaker 1: down down in the South France, Saint Colombo patron saint
29:48
Speaker 1: of detectives.
29:50
Speaker 2: No, no, no, wait, no, I swear in my life,
29:52
Speaker 2: I swear to God, and is that I'm going to
29:54
Speaker 2: be I'm gonna expose my Columbo knowledge here?
29:56
Speaker 1: Now?
29:56
Speaker 3: Is that who Colombo the detective is named after?
29:59
Speaker 1: Guess I'm and I guess so you know, yeah, I
30:01
Speaker 1: just one more question, the one more question? Yeah, apparently,
30:05
Speaker 1: so could give us two more No, all of this
30:07
Speaker 1: could be absolutely bullshit. No, I've fifteen of them to
30:11
Speaker 1: give you that, and that's it now. Yeah, sorry, apologies
30:14
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, but I.
30:17
Speaker 3: Think your top five Tom.
30:18
Speaker 1: If none of them, if like they all, I've checked
30:21
Speaker 1: it out in two other websites and I'm just going
30:23
Speaker 1: by websites here. People Apparently they're true there. But you
30:26
Speaker 1: know what, there's always gonna be one for drug dealers,
30:28
Speaker 1: because when there's that much money, you're always going to
30:30
Speaker 1: draw power, you know what I mean, from something. You know,
30:33
Speaker 1: it doesn't make a difference. Why you know, that's why
30:35
Speaker 1: did he got off? You know what I mean, got
30:36
Speaker 1: enough money, you're gonna get off. That's just the reality. Lie.
30:39
Speaker 3: If you can pay, it can go away.
30:41
Speaker 1: Now you said it, Now you said it.
30:45
Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
30:46
Speaker 1: I feel holier already. Well, tip of the cap, a
30:49
Speaker 1: fingers crossed. Put all your money, put a few quid,
30:52
Speaker 1: and our good man dom Justo looks like he might
30:55
Speaker 1: get in because he's got all. He's got a lot
30:58
Speaker 1: more acumen anyway than a lot. There was other savages
31:01
Speaker 1: that got in just from renouncing Jesus I wish renouncing
31:04
Speaker 1: with sorry, guard, I renounced the ten points that I
31:08
Speaker 1: had that you pulled me over any good.
31:10
Speaker 2: Well, Tom, I don't remember praying to any of them,
31:12
Speaker 2: saying when I was a wee lad, you know, we
31:14
Speaker 2: had a Podrypo. He wasn't a saint at the time
31:16
Speaker 2: he is now, and we had your regular you know,
31:20
Speaker 2: if you weren't it, if you weren't an apostle, we
31:22
Speaker 2: didn't pray to you. We didn't know you by name.
31:24
Speaker 2: But that's a long time ago, Tom. We didn't have
31:26
Speaker 2: the Internet at this disposal, don't you know, A long
31:29
Speaker 2: time ago, Tom, In fact, so long ago. We like
31:32
Speaker 2: to look back on all the things we've seen since
31:34
Speaker 2: we were young lads. And Casson's in a segment that
31:36
Speaker 2: closes the show called We Remember When when I was
31:40
Speaker 2: a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. Tom,
31:46
Speaker 2: this one comes to you from a viral video. I
31:50
Speaker 2: don't know if you happen to see it, but I do.
31:52
Speaker 1: Of course. Of course, of course, if I hadn't said
31:54
Speaker 1: I didn't need the sendity, you didn't need the sentence me.
31:57
Speaker 1: Of course, anything like this is going to end up
32:00
Speaker 1: definitely on my timeline.
32:01
Speaker 3: There went round a viral video of.
32:06
Speaker 2: Two lads on a golf course in Canada and again
32:09
Speaker 2: into quite a heated dispute over the guy ahead of them,
32:13
Speaker 2: isn't isn't letting them play through? He's taken too long.
32:15
Speaker 2: They've been at them all day, you know, play Jesus,
32:17
Speaker 2: we're waiting around behind you. And the video comes in
32:19
Speaker 2: at the end of it where diplomacy has failed. Tom.
32:23
Speaker 1: It's a Nick TARNASKI is an ex NHL. I don't
32:27
Speaker 1: know who you played for.
32:28
Speaker 3: They didn't know that at the time. There's one guy
32:30
Speaker 3: who's been a hard chow.
32:31
Speaker 2: He's like, he's refusing to let this guy play through,
32:34
Speaker 2: and he sizes up to him, and that's when he
32:36
Speaker 2: learns that the guy sizing up to is a hockey
32:40
Speaker 2: player called Nick Tarnasky, and.
32:42
Speaker 1: Not specifically Tom, specifically a fucking enforcer and for no
32:47
Speaker 1: hockey played at all all just brought on to smash.
32:51
Speaker 2: Ship back a couple of episodes to learn about hockey
32:54
Speaker 2: enforcers here on the Tom and Jerry Show.
32:57
Speaker 1: But I mean, you don't even have to You don't
32:58
Speaker 1: even have to know who he is or what he was.
33:01
Speaker 2: You just need to always twice to fu size like.
33:04
Speaker 1: He's a monster. He's what all these professional sports people
33:08
Speaker 1: are when you meet him in real life. They ain't
33:11
Speaker 1: like tiny on the telly, They're fucking huge. Your man
33:15
Speaker 1: is monstrous.
33:17
Speaker 2: So our ill, failed fated golfer sizes up to our
33:21
Speaker 2: hockey enforcer, and our hockey enforce or settles the route
33:25
Speaker 2: by letting his fists do his talk, and Tom and
33:28
Speaker 2: his fists only no one very loud word bang.
33:32
Speaker 1: He he bit the ship. Now to give your man
33:35
Speaker 1: his due, two things here, right, a couple of things.
33:37
Speaker 1: I've watched it a couple of times.
33:39
Speaker 2: Right.
33:39
Speaker 1: First of all, in fairness to your man, his name
33:42
Speaker 1: is Trevor, Trevor Oglivi. Now it's fairness to Trevor. He
33:47
Speaker 1: went on Instagram himself, and he was like, not more
33:52
Speaker 1: coming from this story. I'm not so I too much
33:55
Speaker 1: to drink. He'd been drinking all day, like you know
33:58
Speaker 1: what I mean? And is as I let them out, dude,
34:02
Speaker 1: run my mouth and let I should have stayed in
34:03
Speaker 1: the cart, let them play through, but I just couldn't
34:06
Speaker 1: have it. And whatever he says, I started running him
34:09
Speaker 1: out and he got it. Now here's the second thing, right,
34:12
Speaker 1: I think that fella is used to having big giant
34:14
Speaker 1: hockey gloves on because those are some of the get
34:16
Speaker 1: Like the size of that man. He should have burst
34:18
Speaker 1: Trevor's head. Oh, he should have punched straight through his
34:21
Speaker 1: head like omni man, Like why No, I think he
34:24
Speaker 1: might be holding back a little bit absolutely, or he
34:27
Speaker 1: would have killed the man. He This man's eighteen nineteen
34:29
Speaker 1: stone like, and he's up against the fellow maybe ten
34:32
Speaker 1: eleven maybe twelve stone maximum and he's caught. He's got
34:35
Speaker 1: a foot foot height on him, like he's got him
34:37
Speaker 1: caught by the collar and he's just landed in these
34:39
Speaker 1: big old hands into his face bombs even but it looks,
34:44
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like he doesn't. He's not
34:47
Speaker 1: he's not killing him. He's not killing him like he
34:49
Speaker 1: and your man just keeps on getting it. And I
34:51
Speaker 1: think your man was he clear that this fella hadn't
34:54
Speaker 1: been in many fights. Because had I gotten punched by
34:58
Speaker 1: that guy like that and say I was being a
35:00
Speaker 1: bit lippy, I could have just backed up as by
35:03
Speaker 1: I would have known that that wasn't all eighteen nineteen
35:06
Speaker 1: s done behind that punch, because you're not getting up
35:09
Speaker 1: in a hurry. But your man, I did like how
35:11
Speaker 1: your man was done with the punch. I just caught
35:13
Speaker 1: him up. In your man's own description, he caught me
35:16
Speaker 1: up like a bucket of empty chicken bones and fired me.
35:19
Speaker 3: Into the lake. Rose this gay like a sack of shit.
35:23
Speaker 2: He threw it.
35:25
Speaker 3: And that's because so we're not going to bring.
35:27
Speaker 2: You every little route that we see online on the
35:29
Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show, or we'd be bringing you every
35:31
Speaker 2: freaking waffle house fight that we see. But there was
35:33
Speaker 2: something about this one here that really struck a chord
35:36
Speaker 2: with us here at the Tom and Jerry Show, because
35:39
Speaker 2: it made us reminisce of fights that we have been
35:42
Speaker 2: in in our time. I'm a forty five year old
35:45
Speaker 2: father to Tom.
35:46
Speaker 3: You're a forty three.
35:47
Speaker 2: I want to say your old father one, we're married,
35:50
Speaker 2: set with mortgages, the whole lot. But this is the
35:52
Speaker 2: segment called we remember when we remember, when we were
35:56
Speaker 2: young fellas going out and drinking. And I didn't have
36:01
Speaker 2: to ask you, Tom.
36:02
Speaker 3: I just assumed.
36:04
Speaker 2: I just assumed that somewhere in the middle of all
36:06
Speaker 2: that you were in a row or two?
36:09
Speaker 3: How dare you, Jerry?
36:11
Speaker 2: How dare you just nothing else? You can sit and
36:13
Speaker 2: listen to the stories I have to tell.
36:15
Speaker 1: How dare you assume that I've been in a scrapper? Yeah?
36:20
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I I was. Yeah, prone is the
36:25
Speaker 1: wrong word. I not averse, Tom, I wasn't averse to him.
36:30
Speaker 1: And dare I say.
36:33
Speaker 2: I was okay with him?
36:35
Speaker 1: With did happened in a court of law your honor?
36:39
Speaker 2: Yeah?
36:40
Speaker 1: I didn't mind. I didn't mind when things got dusty
36:42
Speaker 1: and decided to have a bit of a set two
36:44
Speaker 1: because I didn't really and it was it's not always
36:48
Speaker 1: alcoholic and just I've had one or two where it
36:51
Speaker 1: was just it was what I've said this to you before,
36:55
Speaker 1: Like you know, I don't people that meet me or
36:58
Speaker 1: and I and they can't to match you. Losing the rag.
37:01
Speaker 1: It's because I don't you know, I'm not sure that's
37:04
Speaker 1: the side You're not gonna see because you haven't made
37:06
Speaker 1: me mad. But I don't have a fuse. I have
37:08
Speaker 1: a trip switch. When it goes, it's gone. It goes,
37:10
Speaker 1: it's gold, it's gone, it's gone. All fucking powers off
37:12
Speaker 1: in the house and it goes dark, and it's time
37:15
Speaker 1: to fucking dense.
37:15
Speaker 2: Like it's I can say here, Tom before we get
37:19
Speaker 2: into it. And I don't want to sound like a
37:20
Speaker 2: dusty I don't want to send like William money here.
37:24
Speaker 2: It's been twenty years since, but it has been twenty
37:28
Speaker 2: years since I laid a hand on a man in anger,
37:31
Speaker 2: in any sort of manner. I gotta tell you, Tom,
37:37
Speaker 2: anywhere I was ever in, I didn't win it, Okay,
37:43
Speaker 2: I dare say I left it better than I went
37:44
Speaker 2: into it, apart.
37:45
Speaker 3: From maybe like one or two that I can't really remember.
37:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, but by a larger, by and large, if I
37:53
Speaker 2: got into a route, it was because I get this, Tom,
37:55
Speaker 2: You're not gonna believe this, buddy, go on, be ready
37:58
Speaker 2: for this, because I was fuck.
38:00
Speaker 3: Can running the metal being a smart ball.
38:03
Speaker 2: No, and and things escalated and then all of a
38:09
Speaker 2: sudden we had his darts winging TOMPs, do.
38:11
Speaker 1: You want to give me one? Because I was trying
38:13
Speaker 1: to rack my brain for a funny one because some
38:15
Speaker 1: of these, yeah, somebod these aren't funny.
38:17
Speaker 2: I've got Yeah, before we get into it, gain like, no,
38:20
Speaker 2: you know, none of these are funny. And we're not saying, hey,
38:22
Speaker 2: you know Tom and Jerry gave you license to go
38:24
Speaker 2: out and start throwing.
38:25
Speaker 1: No. The whole idea of this is we remember when
38:28
Speaker 1: we remember a time when a good set to roll.
38:33
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Queensberry rules out on the lawn ladies,
38:36
Speaker 1: Julio hank Is, but to that degree where it was like,
38:39
Speaker 1: all right, nobody's got their phone out, do you know?
38:41
Speaker 1: I mean that wasn't and the like the number one
38:44
Speaker 1: way to settle it inside. Let's be honest. If it's
38:47
Speaker 1: ain't no twenty minute or these are all settled inside
38:50
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds?
38:51
Speaker 3: Oh yeah burst, so yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
38:55
Speaker 2: So before we get into these, I just want everybody
38:57
Speaker 2: to know violence is never the answer, but sometimes sometimes
39:03
Speaker 2: it helps you. Sometimes it helps you work it out
39:05
Speaker 2: in the margins.
39:06
Speaker 1: The martyr words Kenny Kenny Rogers, you know turned the
39:10
Speaker 1: other cheap, but sometimes you know, coward of the County
39:14
Speaker 1: and all the rest of it, you just you know,
39:15
Speaker 1: you got to lock the door behind you.
39:17
Speaker 2: I was in a bunch of and and Tom, I'll
39:19
Speaker 2: be honest with you, Tom, I was in a bunch
39:20
Speaker 2: of fucking handbags rouse when I was yeah, like these
39:24
Speaker 2: as you say, these are, these were I'll give you.
39:26
Speaker 2: I'll give you about the most successful role I've ever
39:29
Speaker 2: been in. Now, when I say the most successful role
39:31
Speaker 2: I've ever been in, that's like the scene in Ocean's
39:34
Speaker 2: eleven where they're detailing the most successful casino robbery in history,
39:38
Speaker 2: and it's like that guy actually got the taste.
39:40
Speaker 3: Fresh air before.
39:44
Speaker 2: But about the most successful route I.
39:46
Speaker 3: Was ever in.
39:48
Speaker 2: Was where I could at least stand back and say
39:52
Speaker 2: my point is proven and now I am going to
39:54
Speaker 2: walk away was on the dance floor of the Fiddler's
39:58
Speaker 2: nightclub and was a job you would not fucking leave
40:00
Speaker 2: me be the whole goddamn even I don't even remember
40:03
Speaker 2: what it was about, but he was giving me strange
40:05
Speaker 2: eyes the whole fucking night.
40:07
Speaker 3: Across the road in the pub.
40:08
Speaker 2: We were why is that dude fucking eyeballing me out
40:11
Speaker 2: of it, followed across to the to the to the
40:13
Speaker 2: night club, and some of a bitch is still fucking
40:16
Speaker 2: are you seeing that you've seen how you can? And
40:18
Speaker 2: of course the more you look at somebody as if
40:20
Speaker 2: they're looking at you, then it becomes he could easily
40:23
Speaker 2: be on the other side of it, going like the
40:25
Speaker 2: fucking guy looking at me. This man didn't know his
40:28
Speaker 2: name was nothing, that was just like, well, like you know,
40:30
Speaker 2: you can buy me on the dance one.
40:31
Speaker 5: I was well drunk at this time stage tom and
40:34
Speaker 5: that was when the jewel windmills kicked in and I
40:38
Speaker 5: realized it was a mirror all along, and I was
40:41
Speaker 5: coming with the two windmill thomps.
40:43
Speaker 2: Anybody that says that this is like like this is
40:46
Speaker 2: a rocky sort like no, no, this is just like
40:51
Speaker 2: rapid fire, three or four TOMPs either side barns A's
40:54
Speaker 2: coming and fucking snatch you out of it. He gets
40:57
Speaker 2: fucking dragged off one side. I'm at least left alone.
41:00
Speaker 2: The bans has turned to me and says stand your ground,
41:03
Speaker 2: don't you went in from there and he got kicked out,
41:05
Speaker 2: so obviously he had been deemed the aggressor.
41:07
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know, the guy that sorted
41:09
Speaker 3: it out and that there you go twenty seconds.
41:12
Speaker 2: That's as successful arounds I've ever been in my life.
41:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you there's I'll preface. Okay, so I've
41:22
Speaker 1: been in a lot of fights.
41:23
Speaker 2: I want to give you one more and then yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
41:25
Speaker 2: give you one.
41:25
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, go on.
41:27
Speaker 2: There have been other less successful let's hear this.
41:30
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but about the about.
41:33
Speaker 2: The one that I can just turn around and go, like,
41:34
Speaker 2: for fox sake, it wasn't around that I got into.
41:37
Speaker 2: It was a lad that I was with got even
41:40
Speaker 2: And there's nothing worse than being in a round that ship.
41:43
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you've always been out of way, you're like,
41:45
Speaker 2: shot the fuck we get home here. But there was
41:49
Speaker 2: a boy that got uh mouthy with other boys and
41:55
Speaker 2: I had to and I'm at the back. I'm like,
41:57
Speaker 2: I guess I got a fucking back this to that.
41:59
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse back and someone up when your heart's
42:01
Speaker 2: not in it, you know. Yeah, it's like I suppose
42:03
Speaker 2: here we are and I kind of and I kind
42:06
Speaker 2: of stood with my man as if to say, like, okay,
42:08
Speaker 2: you know, is anybody here got a problem with the
42:10
Speaker 2: two of us, please say no, because I'd really love
42:12
Speaker 2: to go home. And here's the thing with a lot
42:16
Speaker 2: of rouse when drink is involved, particularly sometimes you have
42:20
Speaker 2: to hear secondhand what happened, the true version of events. Yeah,
42:27
Speaker 2: but as as best as it was explained back to
42:30
Speaker 2: me and in my recollection of it, I was like, yeah,
42:31
Speaker 2: that's another I think of it is. What happened is
42:35
Speaker 2: that my man got too Maudy the chap in front
42:38
Speaker 2: of him swung a hell of a dig hit my
42:42
Speaker 2: man square in the head. He threw his head back
42:46
Speaker 2: and head boarded me. And it was like a and
42:55
Speaker 2: I went back like Jim to for Jim and jillickers
42:59
Speaker 2: and I was like, God like tweety birds around your head,
43:03
Speaker 2: tweety boards around my head. And by the time I
43:05
Speaker 2: looked up, it was over. It was And I was like,
43:09
Speaker 2: I didn't even get tumped and got fucking the most
43:14
Speaker 2: naked gun hit to the head anybody has ever seen
43:17
Speaker 2: in their life. And those are two of the as
43:20
Speaker 2: I count them on my fingers, sick.
43:22
Speaker 1: As I've been in my life, I definitely have been.
43:25
Speaker 1: But that's the level, folks, that's the level of Irish fighting. Yeah,
43:28
Speaker 1: I've definitely been accidentally punched, Like I genuine I was
43:32
Speaker 1: at a barrel one night. I leaned on the bar
43:34
Speaker 1: in a nightclub, the Royal Nightclub in the Prairie Town
43:39
Speaker 1: and I'm just leaned the waiting to order my drink
43:41
Speaker 1: and I got like just a punk right into the john.
43:44
Speaker 1: I can take a shunt, you know that kind of way.
43:47
Speaker 1: And it was immediate, like the guy there was a
43:50
Speaker 1: guy his back. He was obviously turning to see who
43:53
Speaker 1: was ordering, who wanted what. But the guy like two
43:55
Speaker 1: guys over, went Jesus sorry, like he's he had so
43:59
Speaker 1: missed the guy beside me that he can like he
44:02
Speaker 1: connected to me. And there was such a slow reactions
44:05
Speaker 1: like Jesus chrimes, Ah'm.
44:08
Speaker 3: So got there.
44:10
Speaker 2: But I did want to say one thing on that
44:12
Speaker 2: there Tom as well, you know the whole like it's
44:16
Speaker 2: easy to know who's never been thumping the head before.
44:19
Speaker 2: I remember when Chris Rock got slapped in the face
44:22
Speaker 2: by Will Smith and everybody was saying like, oh, that
44:25
Speaker 2: was a put on. Tree didn't react to it, and
44:26
Speaker 2: like he was still chatting away, talking and you know
44:29
Speaker 2: it was like he hit him and then and then
44:30
Speaker 2: all of a sudden he was like, hey, hey, hey,
44:32
Speaker 2: what's going on. I was like, well, you've never you've
44:34
Speaker 2: never been hit in the head, because that shit takes
44:37
Speaker 2: a little while to sink in what has just happened?
44:40
Speaker 3: I mean when slash comes across you and you're like.
44:42
Speaker 1: What, there's so many like this was that? Did I
44:46
Speaker 1: just get fucking hit by by Will Smith at the oscars?
44:50
Speaker 3: Easily?
44:51
Speaker 2: Will Smith or fucking Smith?
44:56
Speaker 3: You know, it's like, did I just get fucking thumping
44:58
Speaker 3: the head?
44:58
Speaker 1: I think?
44:58
Speaker 2: Plus the head, Chris, it's like straight in front of
45:01
Speaker 2: you and comes bang like that if it comes round
45:03
Speaker 2: the side. There's all the cowards that false boxed me
45:06
Speaker 2: in my time time. It takes you a little second
45:09
Speaker 2: to register what exactly has it just happened?
45:11
Speaker 3: Well?
45:11
Speaker 1: This, yeah, I mean Chris Rock has been a millionaire
45:14
Speaker 1: for a long time, and millionaires don't get slapped, you know,
45:19
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think I told it as
45:21
Speaker 1: part of the story of we used to do a
45:23
Speaker 1: bit called you know, My Drunkest Ever or whatever, but
45:26
Speaker 1: it was I do remember this. This is the preface
45:29
Speaker 1: how sometimes you can actually talk your way out of
45:32
Speaker 1: a thing, just with such a level of aggression that
45:35
Speaker 1: people don't know how to deal with the scenario. And
45:37
Speaker 1: then I'll tell you about a fight, but it was
45:41
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about to get into a fight. And
45:45
Speaker 1: I I was in Vegas and almost the identical moment
45:51
Speaker 1: to how did the next story will tell you, like
45:54
Speaker 1: many somebody's spilled a drink. Now I'm standing and I'm
45:58
Speaker 1: standing stocks to I'm ordering my drink. And a guy
46:03
Speaker 1: because I was relative, you know, at about four pints,
46:06
Speaker 1: five pints, I wasn't you know, it was grand like yeah, yeah,
46:10
Speaker 1: and this bloke hits into the back of me, grant
46:13
Speaker 1: he spilt a bit of drink on me. I wasn't
46:15
Speaker 1: even that bothered. And I turned around and I'm looking
46:17
Speaker 1: at his navel. This guy, guy is fucking enormous, right,
46:24
Speaker 1: and he's just stim he's trying to growl at me
46:27
Speaker 1: and stuff, big American load of shite, like you know
46:30
Speaker 1: what I mean. I turned, I'm like you, all right, mate,
46:34
Speaker 1: you spilled a bit of or drink there. It's like,
46:37
Speaker 1: spill my fucking drink, motherfucker. I went no, no, And
46:41
Speaker 1: that's when the switch went. It just went and I
46:44
Speaker 1: didn't matter I did, I didn't I was worse than
46:47
Speaker 1: any terrier you've ever seen.
46:50
Speaker 2: This witch in your brain. Tom went goes, I don't
46:51
Speaker 2: need to ever come back to this country ever again.
46:53
Speaker 1: Here oh oh, I lit it up to one hundred
46:56
Speaker 1: like and the guy, the guy and I backed up
46:59
Speaker 1: like he did know what he was dealing with. This
47:01
Speaker 1: funny accent coming out of this weird, tiny person who
47:05
Speaker 1: looks so fucking aggressive in this moment. That is probably
47:09
Speaker 1: as well not to deal with because he's either connected,
47:12
Speaker 1: he's a maniac, or all three, and he has a weapon.
47:15
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, yeah it is. I mean it is America.
47:19
Speaker 1: I could have been literally an armed honey badger. And
47:21
Speaker 1: the guy just backed up and it was I'll never
47:23
Speaker 1: forget to talk to a girl after that. She was like,
47:26
Speaker 1: that was the maddest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, that
47:28
Speaker 1: guy outwage you by three, three to one.
47:31
Speaker 3: I hope that works to him, because all I have
47:32
Speaker 3: is is loud noises. Yeah. If loud noises fail, I
47:35
Speaker 3: don't have the fists to back them up.
47:37
Speaker 2: I can't.
47:37
Speaker 1: I give it so they how sometimes it's not worth it.
47:40
Speaker 1: And it was a pure it was. I was delighted
47:44
Speaker 1: with this fight for a finish because it got me
47:46
Speaker 1: out of the place because I didn't want to be there.
47:49
Speaker 1: I did some TV stuff back in the day. I
47:51
Speaker 1: mean that makes it sound like I was on porn
47:53
Speaker 1: o or something. I was actually on Telly. And they
47:56
Speaker 1: used to be these nights immediately after after a showing
48:00
Speaker 1: on TV, we'll be at this at RT for it
48:02
Speaker 1: and afterwards all all drinks. But on this isn't an
48:05
Speaker 1: RT yet, loads of money right and up to Lilies,
48:08
Speaker 1: grey Goose and fucking Hennessy, whatever you want, up into
48:11
Speaker 1: VIP and I despised it, bar the free drink side
48:14
Speaker 1: of things. I just could not. These were so not
48:18
Speaker 1: my people, like there was not that I wanted to
48:20
Speaker 1: be sitting there talking about the latest fucking New Holland.
48:22
Speaker 1: But at the same time, all these people were meerkatting,
48:26
Speaker 1: like who's looking at me? Who's Where's you just want
48:29
Speaker 1: to talk about? Fucking Enton there was. It was just
48:33
Speaker 1: this mirror katting and fucking peacocking going on. But what
48:37
Speaker 1: they give you in the VIP of what I'm sure
48:40
Speaker 1: it's called something else now. It is called something else,
48:42
Speaker 1: not last Lane. I don't know what it's got last
48:44
Speaker 1: Lane or something now, But it was Lilies Bordello nightclub,
48:48
Speaker 1: very famous. A lot of the who oo's ooh from
48:52
Speaker 1: the Dublin scene back in the day used to win
48:53
Speaker 1: there and we'd be I remember this particular night Bono
48:56
Speaker 1: was there and he'd security and stuff and he seemed
48:59
Speaker 1: like an r fl. I I just didn't want to
49:01
Speaker 1: be there in this particular night. My wife then girlfriend
49:04
Speaker 1: came with me. She no interest in these things either,
49:06
Speaker 1: but I said, look, it's free drink, is what it is.
49:10
Speaker 1: We're sitting there and they give you a an armband
49:13
Speaker 1: going in here and there's everybody else got a black one.
49:15
Speaker 1: But when you're in the VIP, which I even despised
49:17
Speaker 1: the idea of, is a gold one a gold one?
49:22
Speaker 2: Right.
49:23
Speaker 1: I'm down at the bar because I had enough of
49:24
Speaker 1: this Greg Goose and Hennessy. I just want to pint pint.
49:27
Speaker 1: So I ordered a point and the most absolute dermot
49:31
Speaker 1: we're talking. If he'd beat Brown Thomas bag over the
49:34
Speaker 1: shoulder and a Leinster scarf, he would have it would
49:36
Speaker 1: have been, it would have been on point right, bangs
49:39
Speaker 1: straight into me. A blind man could have seen this
49:42
Speaker 1: out his ear banks straight into me, built my drinks,
49:44
Speaker 1: built his own drink. I'm like, mother fuck, I'm it
49:49
Speaker 1: can happen. That has never bothered me. If somebody threw
49:52
Speaker 1: their drink on me, okay, an accident, I'd never have
49:54
Speaker 1: bothered me.
49:55
Speaker 3: We're all drunk here.
49:56
Speaker 1: The guy immediately fucking what the f given? And I'm like,
50:01
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm laughing because I'm literally getting paid to
50:04
Speaker 1: play this fucking character at the time, right, and you.
50:07
Speaker 2: Can you can write this off as tax research research.
50:12
Speaker 1: So I've seen the real fun I'm right outside, I'm
50:14
Speaker 1: outside this looking in, going this is very funny. This
50:17
Speaker 1: is really ironic. Actually, But I'm like, man, relax, relax,
50:22
Speaker 1: You're you're buying me your fucking point, I said, I'm
50:25
Speaker 1: buying you a fuck all. Now you're spilling my drink
50:30
Speaker 1: and your drink. Go are separate ways because you're fucking
50:32
Speaker 1: what And he chucks his drink on the ground the
50:34
Speaker 1: remainder of it and squares up. I said, dude, not happening.
50:40
Speaker 1: I'm going fucking home anyway. I just fucking kip catching
50:44
Speaker 1: by the collar coast to swing and went, that's not
50:45
Speaker 1: fucking happening. So I sweep the leg, Just sweep the leg,
50:50
Speaker 1: sweep the leg. And kneeling on his chest. I'm like, dude,
50:53
Speaker 1: and he's flailing like a fucking caught trout when you fail.
50:58
Speaker 2: Oh.
50:59
Speaker 1: Then his friend sliding in like a fucking like some
51:02
Speaker 1: sort of I don't know what, like he's trying to
51:04
Speaker 1: fucking you know, make a fucking make it, make it
51:07
Speaker 1: to a bass and fucking baseball or something, come sliding in.
51:09
Speaker 1: And literally all I had to do is lift up
51:11
Speaker 1: one knee and now I'm kneeling on the two of them.
51:13
Speaker 1: It was the madest scenario you've ever seen. So I
51:17
Speaker 1: just went, ah, fuck, isn't it just start banging both
51:19
Speaker 1: the heads off the fucking ground, just.
51:22
Speaker 2: Fucking wise up, like what the fuck?
51:24
Speaker 1: Like, I wasn't like, I wasn't going full tilt at all.
51:27
Speaker 1: I didn't even lost my rag. It was just like,
51:29
Speaker 1: what is happening? But I mean, for all intensive purposes,
51:32
Speaker 1: if you drew a picture of this for court, you
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Speaker 1: would say this does not look good on my honey.
51:36
Speaker 1: Is beating these two poor, well privileged boys into the
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Speaker 1: dust of the fucking capital.
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Speaker 3: Too poor, quite well hill young men.
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Speaker 1: And these are two absolute fucking knobs, right, They're giving
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Speaker 1: it loads absolute horseplay, something serious what is the chang
51:51
Speaker 1: on the bar? You know yourself, fucking bleeding fucking blue
51:54
Speaker 1: and white black rock. And I'm fucking bashing the two
51:57
Speaker 1: of these, but not like bashing cartoons style, like I
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Speaker 1: am not fucking laying into.
52:02
Speaker 3: Him band them exactly who.
52:05
Speaker 1: Then the bounce comes over reefs me up. I'm standing
52:09
Speaker 1: up straight like these too, fucking dickheads. He's on fucking
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Speaker 1: hearing this, fucking you fucking or you motherfuckers. So the
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Speaker 1: two guys get up there doesn't oh fucking I'm gonna
52:18
Speaker 1: fucking see you on this and next thing to bounce.
52:21
Speaker 1: This will tell you the morals of a fucking security man.
52:24
Speaker 1: He turns, looks at these two. He doesn't know their accent.
52:27
Speaker 1: He versus my accent, right, because he's used to the
52:29
Speaker 1: other peeling all right. He is nick that he does
52:31
Speaker 1: not give fun. This guy is the kind of tattoos
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Speaker 1: on his knuckles too that baristas would only dream of happened.
52:37
Speaker 1: But he got them for killing people, but that kind
52:39
Speaker 1: of way.
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Speaker 2: Like yeh, he just he doesn't know youse guys except
52:43
Speaker 2: one thing.
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Speaker 3: Air drunk.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, But he turns these two He's like, what the fuck,
52:48
Speaker 1: And and then he holds up my wrist, my hand right,
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Speaker 1: looks at the gold, looks down at theirs, doesn't even
52:54
Speaker 1: lift it up. I'm very sorry, so to me right,
52:58
Speaker 1: it just catches these two by the heads air well
53:01
Speaker 1: well caught hair now like nice haircuts, you know, on
53:04
Speaker 1: your haircuts first as mine twelve, and just catches them
53:07
Speaker 1: by the two heads of hair and just drags him
53:09
Speaker 1: down the stairs and folks out the door. But it
53:12
Speaker 1: was that like herself was just walking down the steps
53:14
Speaker 1: to me with it, with her with my jacket and
53:16
Speaker 1: her jackets. Like I'd say yeah and say I agree.
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Speaker 2: He just looked at your man, looked at the rest,
53:23
Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa, I can't throw out the
53:24
Speaker 2: bono's friend.
53:28
Speaker 3: But it was you know what I mean, drinks mister Mullen.
53:35
Speaker 1: Sunday but this Sunday, but right there but he yeah,
53:39
Speaker 1: it was just it was all that was wrong. And
53:42
Speaker 1: that's probably the last, you know, right looking shmuzzle.
53:46
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
53:46
Speaker 1: I've been in a few nose to nose since then,
53:48
Speaker 1: but I mean the right shmuzzle. But there was a
53:50
Speaker 1: whole pila nothing in it again.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you tell him, like you know, I haven't
53:55
Speaker 2: been in at the biggest I've been. I say, I've
53:57
Speaker 2: been in a couple of heated exchanges in the neighborhood.
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Speaker 3: WhatsApp about it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I've had that all right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:07
Speaker 1: It is not okay to park there, Miranda.
54:11
Speaker 4: You've got some single county canceled that are in your future, pal,
54:18
Speaker 4: and I'll tell your life is better for don't go
54:20
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54:24
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54:26
Speaker 4: made all the mistakes that you don't have to wake
54:28
Speaker 4: them up in an area where there was fucking nightclubs.
54:31
Speaker 4: You may not remember what those looked like, but there
54:33
Speaker 4: were nightclubs. You went to them, and you got drunk,
54:35
Speaker 4: you got rejected, and then all of a sudden someone
54:38
Speaker 4: knocked over your chips.
54:39
Speaker 3: And the chip shop afterwards.
54:40
Speaker 2: And what's the boy to do, right, get the head
54:42
Speaker 2: of kicked himself and go home with a black eye.
54:46
Speaker 3: You don't have to do that, Thomas. He's a wonderful thing.
54:48
Speaker 2: That's it.
54:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, cyber bully each other, that's all I'm gonna tell you.
54:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, really, get the black eye.
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55:02
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Speaker 2: I would like to give a special shout out tom
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Speaker 2: an honorary this lad. Shout out for an honorary this lad.
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Speaker 2: This week.
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Speaker 3: Mister James Campbell, eager show listener who.
56:42
Speaker 2: Is expecting triplets, expecting triplet girls to go with the
56:49
Speaker 2: twin boys that he had recently as well. So this man,
56:52
Speaker 2: as he says himself, is about to have five kids
56:55
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Speaker 1: You know what I liked. I liked I like to compact,
57:19
Speaker 1: Do you know? I like that, like get rid of
57:21
Speaker 1: to get I've done at the one time. Like there's
57:23
Speaker 1: nothing like kicking off a few boxes from one job,
57:25
Speaker 1: you know that way, Like.
57:26
Speaker 2: It's in shooting Tom, it's what they call it tight group.
57:29
Speaker 1: And yeah, exactly.
57:34
Speaker 3: On that joyous note, we're going to wrap up for
57:36
Speaker 3: the week. Everybody, thanks for listening.
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Speaker 1: Good luck,