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A Race Across the World: From New York to Paris in 1908 · Ridiculous History

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  Speaker 1: it's true. And then I guess you had what did
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Eves? Yes, Eaves, Jeff cow that's on an episode
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  Speaker 1: into the strange and troubling history of turpentine. No spoiler. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: but what are you talking about today, Ben, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I know what we're talking about. We're talking about a
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  Speaker 1: race from New York to Paris, and it took place
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  Speaker 1: at night and was apparently quite perilous. Yes, yes, and
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  Speaker 1: some people will end up Paris less. That's terrible because
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  Speaker 1: they weren't able to make it. Yeah, this is this
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  Speaker 1: is something that I've always been fascinated by. We covered
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  Speaker 1: it years ago on Car Stuff. The idea of the
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  Speaker 1: thing is quite ambitious, if not audacious. You might have
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  Speaker 1: noticed distute listeners that Noel just said New York to Paris,
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  Speaker 1: and you're thinking, hey, I have a passing knowledge of geography.
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  Speaker 1: There's some oceans in the way. Yep, I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: the same thing, and my my knowledge of geography is
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  Speaker 1: barely passing the same too. So the New York to
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  Speaker 1: Paris auto race was sponsored by the New York Times
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  Speaker 1: and French paper Leab Maltin. The prize was a The
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  Speaker 1: prize is weird, man. What you get if you win
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  Speaker 1: the race is a four hundred pound trophy and the
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  Speaker 1: satisfaction that you have proven it can be done. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's not that's sort of like getting a
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  Speaker 1: homework assignment as a prize. You gotta build a special
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  Speaker 1: cabinet for that thing, right or does it live somewhere else?
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  Speaker 1: Does it live in some sort of hall of fame.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how trophies work, Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's uh, it's powerful as a symbol. But that's
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  Speaker 1: a really good point you make. Where do you put
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  Speaker 1: a four hundred pound trophy? So, I mean, we have
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  Speaker 1: okay houses, but we don't have houses prepped for fourteen
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  Speaker 1: hundred pound trophies. But anyway, this this race is actually
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  Speaker 1: coming in the wake of another race that happened the
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  Speaker 1: year before in nineteen o seven, what was called the
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  Speaker 1: Peking to Paris Auto race, was the first of its kind.
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  Speaker 1: Because we have to remember automotive technology is still relatively new,
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  Speaker 1: so this is almost like drone racing was a few
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  Speaker 1: years ago. But this is across continents totally, and let's
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  Speaker 1: not forget I mean, you know, auto racing has come
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  Speaker 1: a long way today. NASCAR is you know, billions and
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  Speaker 1: billions of dollars worth of industry. But a car racing though,
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  Speaker 1: in general, has a really interesting history because so much
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  Speaker 1: of it was done before, like the safeguards were really
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  Speaker 1: in place, so the technology was even really up to speed,
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  Speaker 1: pun totally intended in terms of, like, you know, ensuring
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  Speaker 1: people's safety. We had like what is it the Laman
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  Speaker 1: race where people were literally getting hit by you know,
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  Speaker 1: exploding car shrapnel on the sidelines. Yeah, twenty four hours
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  Speaker 1: of Laman, an endurance race that continues in the modern day,
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  Speaker 1: although like many things, it was postponed recently due to
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  Speaker 1: the pandemic. So that first test, that first race seven
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  Speaker 1: really was kind of a proof of concept, and the
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  Speaker 1: purpose of the nineteen o eight race was at least
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  Speaker 1: in part a PR move. They wanted to persuade people
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  Speaker 1: that cars were reliable, that they weren't just fragile new gadgets, right,
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  Speaker 1: they were rugged and they could, you know, go on adventures. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so if that's exactly right, man. It was essentially a
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  Speaker 1: very elaborate and arduous PR stunt. Since cars were so new,
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  Speaker 1: the infrastructure for roadways and interstates and the like, we're
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  Speaker 1: not really in place yet, and this would kind of
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  Speaker 1: hopefully serve as a means of convincing the powers that
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  Speaker 1: be then this this is here to stay, this new
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  Speaker 1: fangled automobile. And well, as we'll learn in today's episode,
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  Speaker 1: these folks were not driving on the cow in the
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  Speaker 1: roads you would drive on in the modern day. They
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  Speaker 1: definitely went through some stuff. So, yeah, you're right, this
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  Speaker 1: is PR. This is trying to stimulate interest and investment
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  Speaker 1: in cars and everything that cars need to go. The
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  Speaker 1: New York to Paris Auto Race was supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: the greatest of the great races, and our our kickoff
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  Speaker 1: starts on February twelve, morning of February twelve, nineteen o eight,
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  Speaker 1: in Times Square, New York City. There's seventeen people in total.
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  Speaker 1: This includes drivers, mechanics and journalists, and they all kind
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  Speaker 1: of clown car themselves into six cars from four different countries.
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  Speaker 1: Three of them are for France, one each is from Germany, Italy,
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  Speaker 1: and the United States. And these car manufacturers or models
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like most of these have stood the test
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  Speaker 1: of time. Been correct me if I'm wrong, But I
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  Speaker 1: have not heard of a De Dion Bouton or a
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  Speaker 1: moto Block or a cesare nod In or a Zoost
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  Speaker 1: from Italy. I love that great name for a car,
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  Speaker 1: or a pro Tost. I am not. The Thomas Flyer
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  Speaker 1: somewhat rings a bell, but I feel like that was
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  Speaker 1: one that got phased out to Ben What do you think, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so the Thomas Flyer Company. You're right, a lot several
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  Speaker 1: of these are not around anymore. Thomas Motor Company is
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  Speaker 1: also no longer around. They only made They had a
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  Speaker 1: pretty short time span. They made bikes and motorcycles and
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  Speaker 1: autos just from nineteen hundred to nineteen nineteen. And this
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  Speaker 1: happens a lot with industries. You know, when something first
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  Speaker 1: emerges into the public sphere, you'll see a ton of competitors,
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  Speaker 1: and then later they kind of like narrowed down right.
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  Speaker 1: I always think about that when I read old soda
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  Speaker 1: ads and there's so many unfamiliar things. They will trying
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  Speaker 1: everything totally in the old days of soda. I did
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  Speaker 1: look up Dead Dion Bhutan Gosh. I wish super was
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  Speaker 1: here with our French but it is a defunct company
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  Speaker 1: and it's really interesting. The most popular vehicle they ever
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  Speaker 1: made was something called the De Dion Bouton tricycle, and
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  Speaker 1: it was essentially it looks in profile like a motorcycle,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm like a small motorbike, but then you realize
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  Speaker 1: it's got two wheels on the back. And between eight
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  Speaker 1: and nineteen o one they apparently sold over fifteen thousand
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  Speaker 1: of these, so they were pretty well known at the time.
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  Speaker 1: So let's talk a little bit about these teams and
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  Speaker 1: well we can group them by country. So first the Americans,
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  Speaker 1: there are Thomas guys, right, that's right. The Thomas car
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  Speaker 1: was built by the Thomas Motor Company and it was
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  Speaker 1: a model thirty five seven model has a four cylinder
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  Speaker 1: sixty horsepower engine and it can reach a whopping peak
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  Speaker 1: speed of sixty miles per hour, which is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: no one should ever have to drive faster than sixty
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  Speaker 1: miles per hour. Slow down, speed demons, you crazy Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: drivers passing on the right anyway, Sorry, I was triggered. Um.
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  Speaker 1: It was like again, like this bespoke fully loaded for
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  Speaker 1: the time, which included built in spaces to hold two shovels,
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  Speaker 1: two picks, two lanterns, and eight searchlights, and also some
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  Speaker 1: extra gas cans which would give it a capacity of
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  Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five gallons. I would be important
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  Speaker 1: on a long haul race like this. And there's more, right,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, five hundred feet of rope as well as
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  Speaker 1: a rifle and revolvers. It also had this top you
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  Speaker 1: could attach to it, kind of like what you would
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  Speaker 1: see on covered wagons. It could wrap over the entire
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  Speaker 1: car and turn it into turn into a tent. Basically
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  Speaker 1: you could camp in it. The driver of this vehicle
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  Speaker 1: was going to be twenty four year old Montague Roberts.
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  Speaker 1: He had some qualifications. He had just won the twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hour Endurance Derby at Brighton Beach in the same
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  Speaker 1: car just a year ago. And along with him came
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  Speaker 1: Joey George Schuster, who is a mechanic from Thomas and
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  Speaker 1: then another mechanic named George Miller and a reporter from
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  Speaker 1: the Times. Each of the cars had a similar sort
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  Speaker 1: of team with them, like a driver, mechanics journalist. Next
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  Speaker 1: we have the French team consisting of g. Bossier de
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  Speaker 1: san Chaffin. I think that's right. He was driving the
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  Speaker 1: French de Dion and he was actually someone who comes
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  Speaker 1: from a background in motor boat racing. He once participated
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  Speaker 1: in a race from Marseilles to Algiers that involved every
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  Speaker 1: single boat in the race sinking into the Mediterranean. His
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  Speaker 1: captain in that race was a guy by the name
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  Speaker 1: of Hans Hendrick Hansen, who is referred to in a
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  Speaker 1: fabulous article from Weirder Story and as a swashbuckling Norwegian um.
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  Speaker 1: And he, you know, seemed to have a pretty big
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  Speaker 1: opinion of himself and told some stories that could have
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  Speaker 1: perhaps involved a little bit of creative license. Let's say,
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  Speaker 1: claimed to have sailed a Viking ship by himself to
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  Speaker 1: the North Pole. I don't think we have anything to
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  Speaker 1: confirm this, but he told a good tale. And he
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  Speaker 1: said that he and his companions will be able to
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  Speaker 1: reach Paris quote or our bodies will be found inside
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  Speaker 1: the car high stakes. Yeah very much so. Charles Goodar
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  Speaker 1: was driving the Motto Block the other vehicle and the
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  Speaker 1: French team, and he was actually a competitor. And that
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  Speaker 1: other crazy race you mentioned men the Peeking to Paris race,
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  Speaker 1: and he participated in that race without ever having driven
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  Speaker 1: a car before. It's a brave new world, truly a
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  Speaker 1: new frontier. And he apparently set an endurance record by
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  Speaker 1: driving all by himself for twenty four hours NonStop. Very unsafe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it, that's that's dangerous. Wait until they are
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  Speaker 1: more autonomous cars on the market. So let's look at
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  Speaker 1: the Italians. If this is a film, when we're panning
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  Speaker 1: over to the Italians, we will see Emilio's ser Tory,
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  Speaker 1: who the driver for the just and along with him
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  Speaker 1: we'll see this is weird. We'll see a twenty one
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  Speaker 1: year old lad, a journalist and poet named Antonio Scarfoglio.
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  Speaker 1: And Tonio is interesting because he almost didn't get in
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  Speaker 1: the race. He was in a fight with his dad
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  Speaker 1: about it. His dad was a well to do newspaper
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  Speaker 1: editor in Naples, and he eventually said, look, pop, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to steal a boat and I'm gonna go across
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  Speaker 1: the Atlantic on my own. If if you don't agree
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  Speaker 1: to let me go in this race, and so his
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  Speaker 1: dad ponied up and as we imagine, probably paid his
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  Speaker 1: passage to get to New York. And then we've got
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  Speaker 1: to finish out the teams. We've got the Germans. They
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  Speaker 1: were driving the Protasts and they were German. One of
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  Speaker 1: them was a German aristocrat, Hans Kopin, and he was
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  Speaker 1: in it. This is almost like anime, you know, they're
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  Speaker 1: weird motivations. So Coping doesn't really care about the trophy.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks that if he does well in this race,
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  Speaker 1: he can get promoted from lieutenant to captain, which is weird.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know how promotions the German Army work, but
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  Speaker 1: your performance in an auto race is not a huge
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  Speaker 1: factor in your promotion in the U. S. Army. One
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  Speaker 1: would not think that would be the case in the
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  Speaker 1: German Army either, but you know, he seemed to think
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  Speaker 1: it might. Who knows, But you're right then. I love
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  Speaker 1: this rag tag gang of weird miscreants with backstories and
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  Speaker 1: crazy claims about piloting Viking ships and such. This is great.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say that the German car, the Protos, sounds
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  Speaker 1: more Italian and the Italian car. The zowis sounds more German.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing, isn't it funny? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the deal is with that? But okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we know we set out from the start that
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  Speaker 1: this is a perilous journey, and that ends up not
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  Speaker 1: be in behalf of it. A quarter of a million
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  Speaker 1: people lined up on Broadway in New York's Times Square
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  Speaker 1: all the way up to Harlem, which, if you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you have a passing knowledge of New York geography,
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  Speaker 1: which I barely do, you know, that's quite a way.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite a line of people. The race was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to start at eleven am of the mayor at the time,
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  Speaker 1: George B. McClellan Jr. Who was the son of a
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  Speaker 1: Civil War general Union general, to be clear, was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to shoot off the starting pistol, but he was late,
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  Speaker 1: which apparently was his way, that was his vibe. He
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  Speaker 1: was one of those people who moves to their own clock.
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  Speaker 1: But they've got stuff to do. This is a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: So about fifteen minutes later, a railroad financier with a
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  Speaker 1: weird name, Colgate Hoyt, says, you know enough of this,
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  Speaker 1: and he snatches the gun, the golden gun by the
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  Speaker 1: way from the table, shoots it into the air and boom,
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  Speaker 1: They're off. The cars are moving forward. Our Italian poet
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  Speaker 1: Scarfoglio says between the thick hedges of extended hands amidst
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  Speaker 1: the roar as of a falling torret, and he's loving it.
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  Speaker 1: He blows a kiss to the crowd because he has
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  Speaker 1: no idea how weird this stuff is about to get. Like.
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  Speaker 1: The beginning of their journey, I would say is much
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  Speaker 1: less hazardous than the later legs of the journey. Their
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  Speaker 1: route is supposed to take them across the US. They
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  Speaker 1: are going to go in areas with very few paved roads,
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  Speaker 1: and then they're going to head north through Canada. They're
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  Speaker 1: going to take a left at Alaska and then they
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  Speaker 1: have to cross the Bearing Straight. And the organizers of
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  Speaker 1: the race, we're making what I think is a really
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  Speaker 1: risky bet, dude. They said, okay, because we're starting the
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  Speaker 1: race in the middle of winter, hopefully the straight will
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  Speaker 1: be frozen like solid enough to drive a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: cars across. Right. Yikes. I gotta say that the idea
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  Speaker 1: of taking a left at Alaska I find hilarious that
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  Speaker 1: reminds me of that bugs Bunny thing where he's always like, gosh,
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  Speaker 1: that made that left turn at Albuquerque. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's maybe that's where it comes from. So, as reported
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  Speaker 1: by the Smithsonian mag in a fantastic article on the race,
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  Speaker 1: assuming they successfully crossed the Bearing straight, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: go through Siberia. No one at all ever at this
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  Speaker 1: point in history has taken a car through Siberia. And then,
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  Speaker 1: presuming everyone survives, they go to the final stretch, they'll
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  Speaker 1: hip Moscow St. Petersburg, then Berlin, and then Paris. So overall,
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  Speaker 1: this is twenty two thousand miles. And this is again
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  Speaker 1: at a time where anyone in the world, the average person,
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  Speaker 1: if you asked them what was more reliable a car
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  Speaker 1: or a horse, it would on beyond team horse totally.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think every pretty much knows this. But
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  Speaker 1: the you know, cars in their early days were referred
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  Speaker 1: to as horseless carriages because they were kind of seen
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  Speaker 1: as a novelty almost you know, yep, exactly, and winter
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  Speaker 1: was a punishing time to have this sort of race.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know, these vehicles, we have one that had
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  Speaker 1: the removable, attachable top, but the vehicles for the most
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  Speaker 1: part had open tops, they didn't have wind shields, they
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  Speaker 1: didn't have heaters. There was gonna be a level of
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  Speaker 1: attrition here. August Palens, who was driving the French Cesaire Nardine,
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  Speaker 1: didn't talk about too much. Here's why we didn't talk
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  Speaker 1: about it too much. He got about nineties six miles
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  Speaker 1: into this mile race and he had mechanical problems and
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  Speaker 1: broken differential, so that put him out of the running.
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  Speaker 1: And then the leaders of the race become the De Dion,
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  Speaker 1: the Zeus and the Tootmas Flyer go Us and the
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  Speaker 1: other two were in the rear, the Protos and the
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  Speaker 1: motor Block. That's right. So they get to Hudson, New
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  Speaker 1: York and have to literally plow through feet deep snow
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  Speaker 1: in a line. And the thing is, some of these
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  Speaker 1: cars were all they all had varying levels of like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's just call it accessories, right, Like we know that
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  Speaker 1: the Thomas Flyer, I believe was equipped with tons of
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  Speaker 1: rope and you know, lanterns and extra gas, but it
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a heater or a windshield. And to check
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  Speaker 1: how deep the snow was they had to use the
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  Speaker 1: most rudimentary tool of them all still holds up today,
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  Speaker 1: the stick, the noble stick, needs to check the depth
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  Speaker 1: of the snow to see how far they could go
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  Speaker 1: without getting stuck. Yeah, and then things continue to get worse.
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  Speaker 1: So it would be more appropriate, perhaps to describe the
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  Speaker 1: road out of Auburn as a trail. In fact, the
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  Speaker 1: New York Times described it as the worst road in
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  Speaker 1: the United States, and they were not fooling around when
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  Speaker 1: they said that three cars ended up getting stuck at
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  Speaker 1: a place with the unfortunate name of Dismal Hollow in
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  Speaker 1: the Montezuma Swamp. Eventually, you know, the guys who were stuck,
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  Speaker 1: they said, and this is going to happen a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times in the race. The guys who were stuck said,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're just going to camp for the night.
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  Speaker 1: We'll figure this out in the morning. But luckily the
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  Speaker 1: Italians had hired this American guide and he was able
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  Speaker 1: to get help from the locals. He came through with
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  Speaker 1: six horses to pull the cars out right. And I,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, Ben, this isn't the only time this happens.
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  Speaker 1: And to me, this is an absolute pr nightmare because
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  Speaker 1: it's showing that cars are inferior to horses. In my opinion. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that horses are winning the race kind of exactly. But
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, though, the problems were
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  Speaker 1: not with the cars themselves but with the terrain, and
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: they weren't suited for the cars. Again, part of the
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: point of this race was to encourage investment in better
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: infrastructure and roadways. Yeah, totally, you know it might have
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: been Would it have been smarter to have a less
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: ambitious race during a less punishing time of the year, maybe,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: But that's not the look they were going for. So
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the teams settle into a routine, because this is a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: very long race. They get up at five, they drive
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: all day. They call it a night at eight pm,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: at least the drivers do, but the mechanics stay up
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: until at least midnight working to keep these things running.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: They drained the radiators every night to keep them from freezing.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: They work to repair cracks in the chassis, and then
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: they would always hit up hardware stores because they have
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to buy gas and there aren't a ton of gas
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: stations around, so they get gas like by the bucket
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: from hardware stores. And then they form like this um
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: cold war esque agreement where they say, okay, we're gonna
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: alternate who gets to be in the lead every five
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: hours because we're still very far away from Paris. So
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna have a gentleman's agreement. Yeah, these are
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: these competitors were nothing if not gentlemen, right right, And
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: one guy is literally in aristocrat. So this is an
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: important issue because they're being judged on hours total hours spent,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and they had convinced themselves that something as small as
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: one or two hours could make a difference in this
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: race that was going to go for six months. So
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: they were also concerned there were trust issues there. They
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: were concerned that, you know, one unscrupulous team might pretend
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to go to sleep when everybody else did, and it
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: might take off in the middle of the night to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: get a lead. So one of the Europeans is starting
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: to get a little big for their bridges and they
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: they say to the other other racers, they say, if
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you want to go into a city ahead, you ask me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: That's what he says, specifically to the American team, and
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Roberts replies, all right, from now on, you will know
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: this is a race, which is like, in other words,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: all bets are off. Screw you, buddy, exactly and they
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: were surprise, folks. The relationship does not get better as
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the continues. Nope, they they head into the Midwest. At
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: this point, the Italians have gone so far as to
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: accuse the Americans of cheating by using railroad tracks and
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: somehow the aid of a trolley car. How does that
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: even work? Yeah, the idea would be, you know, if
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you think about it, the idea here is is fairly plausible.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Railroad tracks are the best infrastructure at the time for transport.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: So they're they're thinking, these Americans are gonna put their
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: car on a trolley car in a train car, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: then they're gonna zip along the train tracks. They'll be
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: much faster because you know, the rails are better than
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the roads. At this point, and then some of the
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: foreign competitors looked down their nose at the rural American locals. Scarfoglio,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: our poet, says, I do not like the Americans as
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: a whole, just as I do not like the cheesemonger
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: whom a prize in a lottery or a sudden rise
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: in the price of potatoes has made well thing. There's
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: still too much of the herdsman about them. Snoot e
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: so then into Indiana. The Moto Block and the Protos
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: teams were getting super cranky because they had to pay
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: a bunch of money to get help, you know, from
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: these guides or whatever who would use horses to help,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: you know, haul them through this tough terrain. They were
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: angry specifically though, at the American team who were getting
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: tons of free help from Indiana people. Indiana. It's I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: think it's what you call it. Never understood that. What's
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that movie about anyway? Basketball? I guess um, I do
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: like Geene Hackman though, but they are the European team.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: The Moto Block and the Protos teams sent a urgent
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: plea for assistance to the head of the Chicago Automobile Club,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: which the Chicago Tribune graciously printed under the headline Foreigners
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: pathetic appeal. There's a lot, that's the thing. There is
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of nationalism lait on here. And I think
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: this plays, you know, this plays into the tarantino esque
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: aspect of this because I can I can totally see
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that guy having a lot of fun with some stereotypes
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: of yesteryear. So the note says, it's so weird, such
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a snarky thing to do, But the note says, uh,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: we're discouraged. The peasants demand three dollars per mile for
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: helping us. They charged five dollars each to permit us
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to sleep on the ground. Peasants along the way of
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: filled up road dug by leading cars so as to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: help the Thomas car. Would it be possible to influence
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: public opinion to aid us? And the Tribune clearly not
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: just said no, but they went an extra mile. So
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: by March eight, the Thomas flyers in the lead in Julesburg, Colorado,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: and they've picked up a new passenger, Hans Hendrake Hansen.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You had just mentioned earlier Noll, that swashbuckling Norwegian. He
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: had quit the st Chaffe team after their car, the Didayon,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: got stuck in a snow drift. And you know he's
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like the Viking do the expert on
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: all things Arctic. He is not able to extricate the vehicle,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and so he starts arguing with the team leader, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: they agree to settle the matter in the most mature
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: way possible with a duel, And so they go off
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to find their guns. While they're off looking for their guns,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: uh St Schaffrey says, you know what, I'm just gonna
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: fire you instead, and Hansen says, you know what, I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: could go on foot over the Siberian Route and still
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: beat your car. So I'm with the American stuff. Love
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: it so much snark, so much petty squabbling. But again
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the stakes are pretty high, you know. It's the pack
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: has really thinned out, and everyone's kind of like, you know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in it to win it. So now we need to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: account for the Zeost, which is the Italian team with
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: a German sounding car name, got it. They are in
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Omaha at this point, and the Deadillon is in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and the Motto block is in Maple Park, Illinois, while
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the Protost is uh bringing up the rear in Geneva, Illinois. Yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: So the Thomas Flyer is approaching frenzied crowds in Cheyenne, Wyoming,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and it's you know, and just picture the scene U
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: s A, U s A something like that is going down.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Roberts knows that his time in the race is nearing
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the end. He wanted to sail to Paris in May
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and race in the Grand Prix, which was you know,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: more established race. So e Lynn Matthewson, who is the
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: son of Like, the general agent for Thomas Cars in
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the Midwest region. They pick him to drive the Thomas
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Flyer from Wyoming to Utah, and from there a professional
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: driver named Harold Brinker is going to take the wheel.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Brinker is famous because he survived a crash the year
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: earlier that had killed another driver. So George Schuster is
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: still along for the ride. He's going to drive through
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Alaska in Siberia, and then Roberts is supposed to return
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: when the car nearest Europe, which is later going to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: be a sticking point for both of those guys. By
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the time the Americans leave Wyoming, things are looking pretty good.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: They are ahead by two entire states. The Italians are
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: starting across Nebraska, the French are in Iowa awaiting parts
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: for their car, and the German team Lieutenant Copen in
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the Protoce and Charles Goddard in the Moto Block. Those
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: two groups are just now entering Iowa and the Moto
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: block is having mechanical difficulties and Goddard won't talk about it. Instead,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: he breaks the rules. He ships his car to San
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Francisco by railroad. That's what he tries to do, but
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a journalist, the photographer, catches him in the act, so
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he gives up and he gets a message from the
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: owners of the car. It says, simply quit race, sell car,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: come home. So the modal block is finished. Now we've
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: gone from six to four cars. Okay, then stuff and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: things booms it there we go. Yes, there are a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: lot of blow by blows of the race we can
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: give you, but we're we wanted to stick to some
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: of the real pivotal moments. On Wednesday, April eight, Thomas
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Flyer reaches Alaska. The entire population of a town called
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Valdez is out to see that this arrival, because very
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: few of them have ever seen a car in real life.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Schuster immediately starts trying to figure out how they're gonna
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: cross Alaska in a car. So he takes a slay,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: a literal slay, out and explores the area. He comes
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: back and he says, Okay, here's what we have to do.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: We have to take our car apart and we have
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to put it piece by piece on dog sleds as
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the only way we're getting across Alaska. So we're not
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: atually driving across Alaska. No no, they're literally now and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: like these improvised car sled situations. Uh, glad to have
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: been a thing to behold. There's so much ingenuity in
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: this race. I gotta say, you know, I appreciate that
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: because it really is a situation that no car, modern
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: cars even would be able to navigate, let alone these
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: like super early much less resilient cars. I would I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: would say, yeah, this is a really good point. So
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the committee for the race over in Paris they hear
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: about this, and they go, all right, maybe we were
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: being a little cartoonish what we say. You could drive
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: across the Burying Strait. You guys, do this turn around,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: go back to Seattle, and we're gonna have you sailed
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: to Vlad of the Stock and drive to Paris from there.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: This is still you know, it's still a race. So
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the Americans are sailing first, and while they're at sea,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: their competitors arrive in Seattle, and then they also set
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: sale for Russia. But the Americans lose time because there's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: still you know, an international travel system and they have
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: to figure out how to get their visas in order. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: you think they would have thought about that in advance, right,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you would yeah, or that the like you know, organizers
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: of the race would have helped secure all of that
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: stuff for them, you know what I mean. It just
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: seems like oops, forgot about international travel. How I need, like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you know, certain crucial documents and all that. But um,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the Italian and French teams at this point, we're making
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: their way across Japan, and that is when the race committee,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: in their infinite wisdom, made another decision that would affect
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the fate of these four teams, and this was to
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: recognize the time that the flyer car lost when it
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: was making that detour through Alaska. The American team was
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: given an allowance of fifteen days, which I guess is
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: like a credit right back on their score a fifteen days, yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: because they were kind of getting pun for being the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: honors student. So they since they were the first to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: arrive in Alaska, they were the first to prove it
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: was a dumb idea, and so across everyone else benefited
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: from it, right which everyone else benefited. They just had
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: to go to Seattle at this point. So it's weird though,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: adding this fifteen days. It's kind of controversial because it
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: means that the zoost and the di Dione can beat
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the flyer into Paris, they can get there two weeks earlier,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: and because of that fifteen day allowance, they would still lose.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: And the Protos on the other side of the spectrum
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: are going to be penalized fifteen days for resorting to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: using the train from Ogden to Seattle. They didn't disqualify
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the Germans entirely because they said it looks like he
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: was just genuinely, honestly confused about the rules, like I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't trying to cheat. I think the the racing committee
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: seemed genuinely and honestly confused. I think there was a
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: lot of genuine and honest confusion to be had all around,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and this eventually turns into genuine and honest blackmail that
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: ultimately costs the French team the race. Once the Americans
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: caught up to the others in Vladivostok, that's where the
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: last French driver, that aristocrat I believe we were talking about, right,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: sent San Chaffre or was that they all sound like
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: aristocrats to me? He apparently had this sounds like a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: pretty aristocratic thing to do. Bought up all the gas,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: all of it in the area, and was like offering
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it two teams in exchange for taking him on. That's
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: so crazy, yeah, he and he's he's honest about this.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He says, there is no petrol, there are no means
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: of getting any What there was is in my possession.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Offer it to the car which we agreed to take
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: me on board. Exactly, Yeah, devious. Yeah. So the Italian ends,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: uh where like, man, you suck, you are a psychopath. Uh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: leave us alone, and they stormed out San Chaffray. He
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: tried his best to wield his you know, supervillain like
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: cunning against the Americans. He said that he could get
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a seat on the German car easily, but the flyer
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: was sort of in a position to beat the Protos
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: into Paris, and he would prefer to be on the
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: first car to arrive. This guy holy cow. And he
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: said to the Americans it would not look well for
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: a Frenchman to ride on a gentleman machine. Okay, okay.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: So he was like, you know, these are the reasons
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: that I don't want to go with the Germans. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: want to go with you. You're the winners. Please take
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: de bait of my gas blackmail? Yes, yeah, gas blackmail. Oh,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: how to win friends and influenced people. So Schuster privately
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: or mechanic told his US team, Look, I'd rather stay
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: in vladivol Stock for the rest of my life and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: accept this weird French dude's bribe. So Sunsfre transfers the
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: rights to his gas to the Italian team, but they
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: still don't let him join their squad. So as sponsor
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: st Chaffey's sponsor pulls him from the race, he has out.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: And that means that the racers who are still around
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: are pushing across the thawing tundra of Siberia and Manchuria
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and into the wild expanse of Russia. The Germans are leading,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the Americans are in second, and the Italians are lagging
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: thousands of miles in the rear knoll. We have a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: plot twist of our own for the rest of the story,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: don't we boy? Do we ever hold onto your hats, folks,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: We're about to enter the stunning world of three D audio.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy, we're doing it. We're doing it. Headphones recommended.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So here's the rest of the race. Oh heay, nol.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: We've talked about this. This, This is the part that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: we were very excited about backstage, backstage, back in the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: green room. Yes, and by the craft services table, prey
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: with our mountains and are this is crazy? We are
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: back in the office for the first time, I know
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and an MP. We're back in the office, bopped our
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: way from our homes. Are our separate homes into the
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: office in the course of a single episode through the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: magic of podcast. Yes, and we are with uh your
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: daughter eating is her our ride died? Matt Frederick is
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: very patiently uh, sitting with us outside and we're not
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: just This part of the episode is so is so weird.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's the it's the climax of our race. We decided
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: we're not just going to record in regulars out so
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: at this point, ridiculous historians, we asked that you put
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: on your three D headphones. We're just kidding. That's not
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: a thing. But this part, the stunning conclusion to the
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: perilous New York to Paris auto race of is presented
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to you in three D w W. That's the howth
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: three the audio works. I'm behind you now and I'm
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: in front of you. Well, I like that one there.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: So here's what happened, Here's why we wanted to really
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: put you in the moment here. So the Siberia portion
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: of the race is really testing the limits of these drivers.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: This is a long race, as we said, it's the
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: early nineteen hundreds. Driving in like just the US can
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: be tough in rural areas, It's true, Ben, And I'm
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: sure I'm sure our past selves or future selves who
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: have done the part of the episode leading up to this,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: have mentioned at least once the Great American North American
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Road Rally that you and I participated in way back when.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Good job, future or
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: past us. Indeed, and from that experience, I think, and
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: just for I was driving around in Atlanta, we all
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: know that that road conditions, very mileage may vary. Um.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: And in this particular stretch of the race, the fifty
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: from Vlada Vostok near Lorenzov on the coast, um, there
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: were absolute hardships. Is how it's described in the Weird
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Historian article that we've been referencing. Um. There it was
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: very slow going. Uh. There were lots of descents, steep climbs, um,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you know, amidst these cliffs. Uh. And then when the
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: ground started to level off, you get into this like
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: swampy terrain that can really it's like the part of
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Mario Kart where we can go like into the grass.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: It slows you down a little bit, only on a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: much larger scale, and like with real steaks, not just
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you know, glory and and winning that that coveted those
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: coveted stars. We are big Mario Kart fans, by the way,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and there have been friendships made and lost in in
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Mario Kart games of plenty. But I love that comparison
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: toll because this this is true. The Sunday Times in
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: April nineteen nineteen o eight actually said when they were
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: talking about Vladivostok, they said everything has been thought of
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: there except for roads. So it's weird that that's where
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: they would end up racing. At one point, it took
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the Thomas car four days to Mario Kart its way
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: through just what sixty miles? Mud, Yeah, I'll tell you roads,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Ben and flat Avasta they don't need roads, and they
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: have something resembling roads. But it's true, um not to
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: mention there were some kind of more diplomatic challenges based
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: around differences in culture. Right as the cars zig zagged
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: across Asia and into Europe. On June there was an
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: article in the Times that talked about some events that
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: began in on day one d thirty four. In Siberia,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: for example, there was an incident where a dozen men
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and women blasted through this gate. What are you doing
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: breaking through our gates? We are angry. You are invading
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: our culture. That is an accurate translation. The crew thinks
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: they're under attack, and so they're preparing for battle. They're like,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: this is it, this is it? Okay, gig pumped, get pumped.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Who's the man? Who's the man's man? That's what they
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: were saying. It's all of us. It's all of us
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that were saying. There were women to let's not forget yes, yes, yes,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: But they quickly discovered this was just how the Russians
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: in this area were saying hello to them, because you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: where they're Russian, they don't need roads that That is
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: a very late pun, but it works on a couple
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: of totally fine. It was a good follow um, it's
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's interesting right because it's sort of like
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you know, when UK soccer fan ends really like you,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: they head butt you in the face, you know, Is
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that what they told you why they told you they
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: did that. Well, I mean I thought I was popular.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I did my best, But it's true. These things matter,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: and there there is a language to these types of
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: behaviors that can absolutely be lost in translation. Yeah, like
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just personal space, Like if you're from the US and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you travel to a place that's a different idea of
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: personal space, it gets real weird. Like people you don't
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: know are you know, it's like that thing where if
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you've ever been in a public restroom and they're like
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: four stand up urinals and then someone comes right next
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: to you, even though it's empty, somebody like that, Yeah, exactly,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Like it's weird how it smells like lilas and here
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: are you gonna use that urinal cake? Or that just
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: flick everyone? So, oh my god, we have a creepy
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: bathroom at our office. But you're you're absolutely right. They're
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: they were, Um, there was a cultural discrepancene, so they
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: were much relieved. But an attack did occur later, not
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: by humans but by mosquitoes. Because um, some people might
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: not know this, but you know, we think of Siberia
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: is like this frozen waste land, but at the wrong
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: time of year, it's mosquito town. What's that sound like?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. Sorry, this was and they just
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: kept coming. Yeah, and they kept slapping, and they just
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: keep starting themselves, eyes, their ears, noses, their mouths. We
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: can't recreate the volume, the sheer volume of mosquitoes that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: existed in three and the audio, although maybe our super
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: producer Max Williams can do so in post to some degree.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Big Mosquito Van, he's got like this just collection of
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: mosquitoes sounds yeah, they're like under glass. Okay, it sounds
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: for sure. But he also has some beautiful missus that's
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: a card from this South, such a class. Full disclosure,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: we did a previous take of that mosquito attempt and
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: instead of clapping, I actually slapped myself in the face.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It was a much more effective flesh on flesh sound.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: But now my face hurts. It was it was method.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: It was method, and I respect the method. So okay,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: so right now things are reaching ahead, and the Protos
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: team had maintained a lead right now in the race,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: but they were having their own problems. They were I then,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I think Protos absolutely probably accurate, but I like to
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: think of them as pisi being pronounced protost like Grecian
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: just so yeah, like a like a Greek guy, a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: great Grecian guy. This this issue took place near the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: town of marinsk Uh. The German team, by the way,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: whenever we're dealing with these road race situations, and I
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: can't speak from experience as can you. It's not like
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: this at all, but I always picture it being a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: lot like Wacky Racers, that kind of barbarrack cartoon where
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: there's high jinks and you know, various cartoon characters vying
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: for being the wackiest races or like Twisted Metal and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: now there are some really weird car car chases in
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: car races, but this one, this one is interesting because
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: these people have been through hell and back and the Germans,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you know, we're talking about how infrastructure wasn't like it
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: is today. But the German team there, they run into
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: a stream that is somehow still called the stream. It's
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: two hundred feet wide and six ft deep. Their car
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: can't go through it. So there that that town you're mentioning, uh,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: marinsk Uh. I don't know how this worked, but the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: people in this village sounds super cool. They do what
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: do you do? A stream, do you ford it is that?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: That's not what you do. That's what Oregon Trail told me.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: That aw some good people. How many how many times
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: did you do you think you got? Was it malaria? No? No, dysentery. Dysentery,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: that's the big d. Yeah, it was a malaria. Although
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I would have been appropriate with the mosquitoes. I bet
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: that might have been a problem in this racist I did.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody else did this. No, but
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I'm interested to hear from our ridiculous historians. Did you?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Was I the only person who, when playing Oregon Trail
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: would put the names of people that I didn't like
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: in my crew and then play it on like the
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: hardest mode. Uh that sounds like a kind of almost
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like a hex you know, like, yeah, I actually got
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: an Oregon Trail card game. It's pretty cool. It's not bad.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: And then you have a little tombstones that you write
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the names of your characters on. Oh okay, that took
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a turn. That took a so you're you're right. Um,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: this is something like four dying stream or river. It's
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: a real thing you have to do. You can't do
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: it in a car because then the car would no
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: longer function after going through six ft of water. Oh dude,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I mean even modern cars. Do you ever you ever
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: like driven in like horrible torrential rain and you go
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: through like a massive, you know, puddle, It can jack
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: up your car, like it starts to sputter, things happen.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: God forbid, you don't have one of those plastic undercarriage
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: pieces that sort of protects but that that you know,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: even like I said, modern cars, that stuff is not
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: good for your car, And this would have been a
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: way more extreme version of that. So they totally do
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: this really cool thing. The entire village apparently had nothing
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: going on, and so they agreed to get together with
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the German crew and they start throwing logs, throwing talking
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to hey, you gotta make sounds like that when you
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: throw logs timber, tim burn. Then hey, you okay, you
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: gotta oh wit somebody with I don't know what, I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: am certain they did so this. They put these logs
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: under the car to keep it afloat. They have a
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: team of horses tow it across and it takes ten hours.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: So we you know, we mentioned that other group took
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: several days to do sixty miles. It's just a ten
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: hours for a big stream. A big stream, I mean,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I would say this definitely qualifies as a fording, wouldn't you, Yes,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: because that's what fording is. I mean, it's not just waiting,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: otherwise they'd be called waiting. It requires some act of
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: ingenuity to get your stuff across that stream. And that's
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: why Henry Ford named his company Ford Automobiles. Huge misconception,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with his last name. Always wondered
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: that he wanted to make amphibbi boats. That's true. That is,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: he did make it a car. Yeah, ridiculous history where
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you're not where it's it's unclear where the truth and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the ridiculousness begins or vice versa. So that's a feat
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: of strength and ingenuity and and and expert forwarding. Uh So.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: A little later, the Protos came upon a particularly muddy
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: road that caused the car to sink into the swamps
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: of sadness like a tray. Us horse is really really
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a bummer and it's just sinking in there there in tears.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: They're looking at their car and say, why please don't
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: leave me to the car, because at this point that
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: was all they have left yes, cart cart, Yes, we did.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Um and they got some help, didn't they, in the
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: form of the thing that the car engine power is
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: named after. That's right. Yeah, the first they used four
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: horses to get across this stream. They had to have
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: six horses. Are attacks car tax this thing out of
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: that mud? Total ten horses coming to the aid of
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: these uh, these these wacky racers horsepower. That's okay, yeah, okay,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'm picking up kind of I kind of went in
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: reverse order there, but yeah, it's true. Uh, and that
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: how they were on hand. We'll definitely never know. Well,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: there's not any way for us to find out. Yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: sure we will. It will be a mystery loss to time.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: What is a horse? No one really knows. That's a
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: true fact. So now look these people are happy at
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: terrible day. And remember we said earlier Roberts flew the coop.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: So Schuster has been the soul driver and he is
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: at the end of his rope. He is the strain
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of driving that long. You know, driving for a long
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: distance can wear on new road. Hypnosis is the real thing. Uh.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: He also wasn't eating well, it wasn't getting much rest.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: He was doing something that I think we've all encountered. Actually, Matt,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you and I have all encountered this different types in
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: our jobs. You're just gonna sleep whenever possible. That's like you.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You can do that for a time, but it's it's
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: not Um, it's not sustainable. And so eventually Schuster let
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: someone else drive and the car, and now the team
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: is doing much much better because this guy can finally
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: take a break, kick out in the back and have
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a snooze festum car tax sleep fart sleep. I'm looking
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: over that is like, so Matt is um, Matt is
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: our expert on three D audio, and so I keep
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: looking over what we're doing for approval, to see if
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it's approval, to see if he's just like, yeah, I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. We don't know what was gonna happen. We
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: get out of the boy. We're really classing up three
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: D audio. Here's what we're doing. Yeah, we're giving you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: cinematic farts. Thank you, Matt, thank you. Yeah. Do we
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: get like, is there a red carpet red farted whatever?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. So, now that now the Thomas team
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: is in a in much better positions in per Russia,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Schuster gets a telegram from the Thomas Factory in Buffalo,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: New York. And they say, do you want else? The
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: sad and Montague Roberts to help you when you get
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: on the good Birds of Europe. And Schuster was so
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: mad that he could have and I love this phrase
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: eating nails. Have you ever heard that? Eating nails? So mad?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I could eat some nails. Let's see, let's think of
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: an analog. I'm so mad I could spit. There's one. Yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm so mad at you sleepart. I don't think that's
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: the thing, sleepart so I mean, but using it in
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: such a way I sleepfarty seems like a very pleasant thing.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would only do that if I out
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: of an abundance of comfort in safety. Uh I. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: love hearing those, um those idioms that people just seem
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to have made up on this bottle. Wow, I'm sure
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: that that's has to be a common one me. I guess.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: So it seems like, I mean, it's first on me.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: And you certainly would have to be pretty mad, like
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I like like like crazy man like sleep deprived, insane?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Oh mad, you know, And so he immediately replies, this
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: is like when you are texting someone in a disagree it,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and they they start, you know, like just flame texting you,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: and you're thinking, okay, wow, they have they have way
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: more time to dedication. I've had a few girlfriends that
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: were very good at that. It's really hard when someone's
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: just blasting he it's really hard not to try to retort,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Well, also it's hard just
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: to keep the pace of the conversation because you know,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: the fight is never about the fight. Now, it's never
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: about the fight. It's a it's a sport, is what
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: it is. So what does Schuster say when he when
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: he shoots back, Uh, he he just says, July nine
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: arrived today, expect to reach Paris on July Shuster shooster out. Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: And the implication here was that he was good enough
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to drive the flyer through these very arduous, boggy terrains
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: of Siberia, but not through the capitals of Europe. Yes see,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: that's the thing, like, if you think about it from
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: his perspective, he has been through terrible, terrible times. He's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: really struggled, and he's he's a great driver, and he's saying, Okay, wow,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I'm good enough to do the actual work would you
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: want someone else to get the credit? Severely eat some nails.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I get it exactly exactly. But here we are now again,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: coming to you in three No no no no no, no,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: no no. That's a car. That's so. I thought it
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: was maybe one of those like, let's do that, do
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: do do do? Do Do? Do do dop breaking new his
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: bullets in the Chairman's across the finish line first, but
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the American team wins the race. Why why do people
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: do as a sound effect for it sounds like a
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: coff in this crowd. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I'm
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: doing it more like a wheeze, like she's probably that's
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: way better I was doing. There was one guy, there
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: was one guy. Okay, yeah, but that's yeah, that's all.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: That's all she wrote. The Germans did cross the finish
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: line first, but due to a technicality, the Americans reigned supreme. Yes,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: that's right now. So is July, five and a half
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: months after the beginning of the race, twenty one, thirty
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: three miles from the start way over in Times Square,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Lieutenant Copen arrives in Paris, slowly gliding down the streets,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: and a delegation of editors from the martin uh Mr Casey,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: he would know how pronounced the French. They greet him
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: with this is funny. They greet him and serve him
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: a cold buffet as a reception, and they have apparently
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: tepid enthusiasm because this was France, and the whole time
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: this race is happening, people can accumulate penalties and allowances.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: So this means the American team still has a month
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: to finish and to win. And that's why four days later,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: when Schuster and the Americans cruise into Paris, they get
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: this ecstatic crowd and are what are they shouting? The
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: same guy on his deathbed, he goes because vin car
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: American and I don't eggs on stage left? Is this
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: stage left? This one stage left? I guess this would
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: be stage facing. Okay, by the way, everybody, this thing.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: It looks like it's like a weird head with only ears,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and it's there must be something you've seen in a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: sci fi film, because it's got these weird frames around it,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: like there's like like the ears or like a living
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: piece of tissue that's somehow been cyber dies. You know,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it's connected with like some kind of metal piece exactly.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: It reminds me those experiments where you could grow your
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: cartilage on a mouse. That's exactly right. And I gotta
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: say these are quite fetching ears. It's also if you'll notice, uh,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: these have the attached ear lobes, which is a recessive
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: genetic trait. Wow, I never thought about that. I totally
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter, but to these, to these folks in Paris.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: But so, like we said, Schuster, they find he and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the crew finally make it and that cat. Uh, the
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Italians are running late, but they got really close to
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: not winning. They almost didn't make it to the finish
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: line because get this, they got pulled over. Probably probably
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a bit of a whip sound like that. They're more
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: like we read kind of effect. And maybe maybe they
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: didn't have sirens either. Maybe it's just like, hey, hey,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I think for some reason, I'm picturing our listeners at
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: home right now just screaming at their iPhones up with
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: the sound effects. We get at you, guys, we get at.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they are pulled over mid race. Not a
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: good look. Uh. The officer approaches and uh what was
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: it for speeding? What even was said? They had no
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: working headlight and this is in Paris, like they are
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: so close to the finish line. Uh. They said, you've
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: got no working headlights, so according to the local law,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you cannot drive in the city at night. And of course,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: since it's Paris, passling cyclists saw the scene and offered
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to load his bicycle into the car to use as
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: a headlight because the bike had a functioning headlight, and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the officer, in a burst of magnanimity, magnanimity just he
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: was being nice, essentially let him go. Yeah, And so
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: six pm, the Thomas car has completed the race. Uh.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Even though the Protos arrived four days earlier, they had
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: the fifteen day penalty, and that gave the Americans the victory.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: And Schuster, who has apparently done eating nails, insists that
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Monty Roberts be there for the flyers returned to Times
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Square where it all began in August nineteen o eight.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: That's exactly right. And of course there was, you know,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: a ticker tape parade, one would assume, raucous parties. And
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: after all of that, uh, subside and he just went
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: back to his job at the factory um where he
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: was guaranteed long term employment as long as the company
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: remained afloat. That is just the most lackluster, anticlimactic the prize. Yeah,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I guess it is. It's kind of it's almost like
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you think about the end of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: with Charlie inheriting the factory as being you know, kind
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: of somehow amazing. But it's also like, bro, you gotta
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: run a factory now, Yeah, you're not equipped for this.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: He's a kid, he's a little kid. What does he
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: know about manufacturing? Well, you know, it's uh, there are
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: people would say that being a a CEO for certain
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: companies doesn't really mean you do all that. I didn't
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: say he was the CEO. He said he was dam
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: giving it to you. Yeah, so maybe he's just the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: ownership class now he doesn't really do anything. I suppose
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the lumps probably have all that lockdown. Yeah, I mean
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: they've got a strong union. Honestly. Like also with the
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: UPA lupas, how much time do they spend making candy
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: versus working on choreography, yeah, or versus teaching lessons to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: horrible children? Yeah, But the thing is they're not really
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: teaching the lessons because the children are. It feels like
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the children have lifelong injuries. At this point, they're not
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: going to recover the very least irreparable PTSD. I thought
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  Speaker 1: they did Goosta dirty. I'm gonna say he did not
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  Speaker 1: deserve what happened to him when he got sucked up
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  Speaker 1: in the tubes. Yeah, just because he likes chocolate, he said.
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  Speaker 1: It can be thinking August's Augustus. Uh, but it's also
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  Speaker 1: kind of body shaming in a lot of ways, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean not to be like two PC about it,
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  Speaker 1: but uh, one thing I will say, I watched it, Sorr.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go from the standard it's worth it. I
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  Speaker 1: recently watched the comparison video of the nineteen seventies Willy
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  Speaker 1: Wonka and the awful borderline watchable, Uh Tim Burton one know,
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  Speaker 1: so I just yes, well, you know it's it's they're
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  Speaker 1: two very different movies, they are. But the one thing
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  Speaker 1: that the comparison YouTube YouTubers um mentioned is that the
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  Speaker 1: chocolate in the seventies one it looks like liquid diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: It really doesn't. That's why I think, you know, Augustus
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  Speaker 1: was done dirty because he was he was being adventurous
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  Speaker 1: and he wasn't hurting any I guess he was contaminating
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  Speaker 1: the Chocolate River. Anyway, Before we get to the very
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  Speaker 1: end the wrap up of this, I've got to tell you, folks,
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  Speaker 1: if you were a fan of Willy Wonka, there is
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  Speaker 1: an amazing theory that snow Piercer is a sequel to
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  Speaker 1: Willy Wonka to the nineteen seventies one. I know it
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  Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Check out the YouTube video after you listen
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  Speaker 1: to this. It is a little bit long, but it
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  Speaker 1: is compelling. Have you seen this? Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Have you heard about? No? I haven't,
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  Speaker 1: but I love I love the concept and I'm already
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  Speaker 1: thinking of scenarios how this could be the case. But
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  Speaker 1: like most good things, the Thomas Company did come to
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  Speaker 1: it and a doubt right collapse, and all of its
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  Speaker 1: remaining models and parts, et cetera were auctioned off. Lot
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  Speaker 1: number eighteen twenty nine was listed as the famous New
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  Speaker 1: York to Paris racer. And that is why even today,
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  Speaker 1: should you travel to Reno, Nevada, you can check out
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  Speaker 1: grisly offered to teach me golf. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: got it or yans it's like, it's like it's a
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  Speaker 1: gulf is a vibe more than a sport, and completely
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  Speaker 1: agree it's also a flex. Ben. Can you remind listeners
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  Speaker 1: was adjacent to this topic? Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely you
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  Speaker 1: it should, it should pop right up. It's ah, this
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  Speaker 1: is terrible. We've gone too far to turn back. Now
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