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"Utter f**king chaos" - Our Editor · Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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  We've August Fall Jiggle Hocus Pocus, Lack of Focus, the very
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  uneducational podcast where we stumble, bumble and fumble our
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  way through such topics as witchcraft, paranormal
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  activities, true crime, fake news and anything Arabs dark
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  minds can think of. I'm Josie, you're resident
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  knuckle dragon ninny muggins, and I'm joined by our Hostess
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  with the most chest. When I asked her if she knew any
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  good ghost stories, she said, buddy, you should see my Tinder
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  inbox. I can tell you about 1000 men
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  I've ghosted. It's Daddy.
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  That one was so shit. Listen, I told you, I told you
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  77 minutes before you were like, let's record No 7, Cinnamon's
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  four years supposed to record. I was writing that.
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  Oh, that's true. I notoriously, I don't use
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  dating apps. I don't have them.
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  I had them once, right. And Speaking of oh.
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  Sorry, I forgot that we were so accurate about all the
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  information that we put out in this podcast.
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  Danny. No, because I it, it, it
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  literally it ties into the ghosting thing.
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  So it's, it's Mercury retrograde.
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  People will get that. People won't right now until I
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  think the 10th of August and I had right.
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  So Mercury retrograde, if you don't know, is notorious for
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  bringing around like exes people from the past and stuff that you
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  still kind of haven't like learned lessons from.
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  I've learned many a fucking lesson from from all the people.
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  But I had hinged for maybe two weeks last year, a year ago,
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  like over a year ago, because it was before I moved up to this
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  apartment. And I just got this random
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  message from a number I hadn't saved on my WhatsApp being like,
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  I'm actually going to, I'm going to read the messages because
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  it's crazy. Let me just fill this time while
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  you go. No, I don't.
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  I have it. I have it.
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  It's fine. I want to see.
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  Go ahead, go on. No, it's fine.
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  You can go. We can.
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  We, we can. We can.
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  Just go straight into these. Anyway.
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  Can you at home notice that we have FOCA all prepared when
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  we're doing our topical banter straight away like.
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  We this is our curse, though, is that we get on and then we like,
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  we waffle for 10 minutes before we hit record and then we're
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  like, oh, we could have just talked about this on the yeah.
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  We could have had that, yeah. Yeah.
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  But anyway so this this guy messaged me and I don't I delete
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  all my messages. I have fucking cowbrain.
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  So I it weirds me out to have a full inbox.
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  Didn't know this number I got sorry.
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  Had some stuff to do. Hope you're doing.
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  Hope you're doing not doing well.
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  Doing doing good. Hope you're doing me.
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  So. I replied to it.
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  I could see that it was a good number.
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  And then I just, I replied from my home screen.
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  I didn't click into it. And I was like, oh, I think
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  you've got the wrong number. Sorry.
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  And then he said, is this not the host of the Scream Queens
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  podcast? My bad.
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  And I was like, that was my old podcast.
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  I was like Mercury retrograde. It's my old podcast coming back
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  to haunt me. And he went, oh, like, it is,
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  but I don't know who you are. And he said, that's worrying.
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  It's only been a year since we spoke last.
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  We matched on a dating app, got talking, and then you told me
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  your favorite character was Shiv Roy from Succession, which you
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  didn't even get that right because my favorite character is
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  Roman. Yeah, because no one's favorite
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  character is going to be anyone except for Roman.
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  Exactly. Roman, maybe Tom.
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  I I love Tom and Greg. Thomas Thomas Tom is good, but
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  like in in in the wrong way. Yeah.
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  I would never have said Shiv. And then I said, OK, and you're
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  messaging me a year later. And he said, well, yeah, I've
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  got zero chance of finding you back on dating apps.
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  So I thought, what's the harm in trying to message or if that
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  could happen is you blocking me or sending people around to beat
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  me? Up.
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  I just didn't respond after that.
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  I was just like a year. A year is that not the fucking
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  most mental thing that you could do is to he obviously was going
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  through his like WhatsApp messages and like I've long
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  since deleted the thread obviously.
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  And he's just like, oh, like this girl was fit.
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  Like he's probably like was dating someone else at the time
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  because like we only talked for like 2 days as well.
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  It's not like we had this like profound connection or anything.
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  And I was just like, literally like man, like man didn't even
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  ghost me. Man is zombieing me at this
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  point. Like.
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  That's is that? Is that an actual term?
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  I don't know, it should be like. It works.
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  But I was just like. It does and like I had to click
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  into his profile. His name is not a contact, no
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  common groups. His profile picture he's wearing
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  like massive sunglasses and so I don't even know if he's like
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  cute or not. Well, did this just go?
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  Did this just come into your WhatsApp like it's this is?
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  Yeah. Obviously like because we'd swap
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  numbers and we talked for like a day.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and and then I didn't hear
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  from, I didn't think about it because like date nasty, it
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  happens whatever I delete my messages all the time so.
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  You know, it's just, it's just a mad strange happen science that
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  he would just beside like, well, not even like, hey, Remember Me?
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  Yeah, just like, oh, sorry, it was doing stuff for a year.
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  Like what were you doing for a year?
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  Like just. The fact that he was like
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  starting the conversation, like he was speaking to you
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  yesterday. It was just.
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  I mean, no, like I said, because I posted the screenshot of it on
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  my story on Instagram and Osheen, our our friend Osheen,
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  he is just constantly bewildered by the men that I seem to
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  attract. He's so like he just doesn't
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  understand it. So his first question was where
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  the fuck do you find these men? And I was like, uh, Hinge
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  apparently. And he was like, ask him what
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  the fuck he was doing for a year.
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  I was like, I don't care. He's like, I care.
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  Ask him what he was doing for the last year.
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  There's a very, very small intersection of the Venn diagram
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  of men you attract and men you were attracted to.
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  It's it's. Yeah.
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  Is it a thing like Because I am I imagine like you're a lady
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  with massive kazungas. Thank you.
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  I hope you throw out a fucking skillet affair, but like it's
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  it's I don't know. That was I think that was a ring
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  toss reference. I don't know and.
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  It's a ring toss. Game I'll toss your never look.
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  Let's not get into that Fanny. It's semantics at this point and
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  I'm anti semantic. Let's have a think about it
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  right. Do you think that you get like
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  the kind of creepier version of dudes that like, you know, the
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  chance you're armed kind of dudes will will throw your
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  messages because dudes that you might be attracted to who might
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  see again, I was going to say normal dudes, but I don't think
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  you're attracted to normal. Dudes, I like ugly.
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  Men I I like ugly gangly. Like crawled out of the sewer
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  looking like missing teeth, heavily Canadian accent like
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  full headed hair but bug eyes. Yeah.
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  Danny, you. You've mentioned it on 12
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  podcasts so far. If you or anyone you know has
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  been contacted by Danny, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're a
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  fucking cretin. I say this every time I'm like,
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  literally, if I'm attracted to you, that's not a flex in any
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  way because all of my friends, all of my friends are like, what
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  the fuck is wrong with you? Right?
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  So my type, my exact type is Bill Skarsgard.
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  Maybe a little bit uglier than Bill Skarsgard.
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  The ugliest Skarsgard is still the Skarsgard.
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  Exactly. So it doesn't actually doesn't
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  really work. I don't.
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  I just I love ugly bug eyed creatures like pug dogs and
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  frenchies, but as men? Pug ugly pugly men.
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  Pug ugly fugly pug fugly men. We're not buggy, ugly.
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  Men who shoot. Their shot with you, what is
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  what is their deal? Alright, so they, they do very
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  much vary, but yeah. So the men that shoot their shot
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  with me, I, I have no issue shooting my shot.
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  So a lot of the time when I get talking to someone that I I'm
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  interested in, I've like messaged them and that never
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  works out. So the guys that do shoot their
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  shot with me are like, I just can't, I can't deal with it.
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  I like they're. They're just they're too.
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  Zombie Bob's in the gene. No, they're too good looking for
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  me and it makes me feel really like.
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  Daddy. Self-conscious in part, Daddy,
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  no. And like, genuinely.
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  Daddy. Because I think the ugly, the
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  ugly, ugly ones know not to, right?
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  Because what the fuck would you be doing?
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  Daddy. So let me get this straight.
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  Daddy, let me get this straight. Like I'm not right.
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  I'm not quite. I'm not gonna.
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  I'm gonna question you once, but have you just said that the men
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  that contacted me, you're too good looking and the men that
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  I've attracted that? Aren't good looking at all.
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  Is that what you're saying to me?
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  Yes. Yes.
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  OK, Danny, just I want, I just want everybody else to hear
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  because I want imagine me. I'm just trying to put myself in
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  that case. Like in my life are like all the
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  women that contact me are just so attractive and existent and
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  all the women that I'm actually attractive are it's it's not
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  even the opposite for me. For me.
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  It's like no women contact me and any woman I've ever
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  contacted either hates me or has zero interest in like me.
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  No, it's it's. True.
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  I'm doing what I'm saying. I'm I'm doing a, I'm doing a sob
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  story. But like it's, it's, I've had a,
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  I'm doing OK, I'm doing all right.
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  You do you do good. But yes it is true.
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  And like my friend Elle back home in in Dublin has messaged
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  me like 3 different times about this one guy who has messaged me
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  like a bunch of times and he's gorgeous and I'm just like like
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  is he missing teeth? Like is he, is there something
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  rot? Like is he autistic?
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  Is he, do you know what I mean? Like has he gone?
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  Has he had any brain injuries? Is he missing?
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  Is he missing? A finger due to an ice skating
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  accident down to the one knuckle.
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  Yeah, legit. Like has has he got missing toes
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  from frostbite being out ice fishing?
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  Oh, by the way, I got contacted by one of our listeners who said
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  to who said tell Danny that not everyone in Canada is listening
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  because of Danny. Because my friend Ashley, my
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  friend Ashley lives in Canada and she is, she's listening.
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  She actually got on to me today and said she's very disappointed
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  because this is the Friday we're that we're recording that our
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  podcast didn't go out and she said she's very disappointed
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  today that she has no podcast to listen to.
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  So I've got 1 pseudo Canadian, she's Irish so.
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  Well, I have a question, Ashley. Are you missing any teeth?
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  She's not, Ashley is not. Ashley is very well kept.
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  She's an Irish person, she's. Well, I'm going to make it my
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  life's mission now that she's only listening because of me.
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  That's that's it. Well, that's probably what way
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  it's going to end off it's way it seems my.
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  Favorite character? By the feedback I am getting
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  from people who are listening, it's very weird to hear that
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  you're the person that's keeping the podcast or at least trying
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  to keep the podcast on track because in my my track record,
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  I've. Been.
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  The color guy, well, some reason I'm the play by play guy and
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  this. No, the last episode was what 7
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  1/2 minutes of me just quoting. I think you should leave and you
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  trying to get me to stop. And just let me tell you, it was
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  like it was trying to wrangle greased pigs into a fucking
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  barn. Get your fucking mind on track
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  and off of Tim Robinson fucking quotes.
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  He just, he lives in my head. What can I say?
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  I love him so much. He's the best.
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  Yeah. So is this the Is this the end
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  of our witty banner statement of the podcast?
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  We haven't planned anything else.
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  Yeah, you were just like you seem.
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  You seem to have had a good day today.
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  Would you like to record? And I'm like, yeah, I'm happy
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  enough that I will record today. Yeah, I'm buzzing.
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  Justy. Justy had a really good day
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  today. He sent me pictures of frogs.
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  It was great it. Was a really good thing we don't
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  have to. We don't have to.
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  No, I'm not going to say. I'm going to say anything.
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  I'm going to say anything. And anyone who's just reading it
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  for happy like Justin got us whole.
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  Everything is still in my testicles.
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  I did not get my whole but I still had a really good day
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  actually. Fuck.
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  Do you know what I need to stop mentioning my testicles.
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  Here's what happened. Here's what.
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  Happened to me. You did this time you were the
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  first one. But here's what Yeah, I know,
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  but. I'm.
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  Guilty of this also, but what happened to me recently was
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  someone came to me and said I was listening to your podcast
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  and my heart sank. My niece.
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  I get that too. My niece no said to me, I've
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  been listening to your podcast and I said, do not listen to
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  fucking episode 3. I turn, I turn to my sister.
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  This is at my mother's anniversary mass, by the way,
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  just for context on why my family are all together and I
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  turn, I had to turn to my sister and say don't let her listen to
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  this podcast because I might start talking about my genitals
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  in the next episode. And yes, there's 20 minutes of
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  me describing my foreskin. So if you're related to me and
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  listening to this podcast, just take your little fucking pods
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  out your ears. It's not for you, OK.
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  Just keep listening. It's fine.
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  What's he gonna do? Not gonna do anything.
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  I say that. You can listen to it.
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  It's fine. Yeah.
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  So I'm just probably going to try and not mention.
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  Well, you already did. You were the one that brought up
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  Testicle, so that's. What I'm saying that's.
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  What triggered this is the way my brain was.
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  I mentioned my testicles and that's what triggered me to
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  remember that I'm not supposed to mention my testicles.
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  Uh, I get that. My niece is 18, she just turned
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  18 and I'm still just like I can't post that she follows me
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  on Instagram but I still post it because I'm a fucking train
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  wreck. Umm, anyway.
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  I love about our mental. Disorders I'm the I I'm right.
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  I'm both the black sheep and the Gold Star of my family.
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  So I'm like, yeah, I'm, I'm the one that's the most emotionally
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  intelligent and self aware and accepting and tolerant and, you
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  know. When all the hot guys message
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  you and. Yeah, exactly, nurse them were
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  married to their boring wives and.
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  I. Say that, but I'm just lonely.
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  No, no. That's why we record 12 podcasts
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  a week and 11 of them don't get fucking brown.
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  Oh no, this is The funny thing, actually.
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  We're just. Too laundry idiots with
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  microphones. Connor said to me the other day
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  when I was like, oh, there's not going to be another episode
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  because he used to just never show up to record, right?
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  And he's, he's not going to mind me saying this because it's
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  true, but we, I would research everything.
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  We would do actual cases each week.
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  So I would spend the whole week like researching, pulling
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  everything. I would like loosely script it
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  for myself. And then all he had to do was
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  show up. And basically he was the
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  audience. That was his whole thing.
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  And I could never get him to sit down and record.
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  So we would miss weeks at a time because he just wouldn't sit
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  down. And then when I posted the other
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  day, I was like, oh, there's not going to be an episode because I
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  forgot to send it over to Alex before he went on holidays.
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  He's back now, by the way, so you'll have your episode next
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  week. How's the port out tomorrow?
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  God damn. No, Alex, I'm sorry.
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  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  You're a good guy. I'm going to edit this out so
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  Alex wasn't here. It's like, well you pay the 1100
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  and you can edit it yourself. Yes, I I did look up how much it
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  would cost to learn how to podcast and Nope.
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  Yeah, he's we, he's a gem, like all I I send him pictures of my
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  tits, obviously like just just as payment because we don't
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  actually pay him. But when we start getting the ad
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  revenue? Alex, we promised you a cost for
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  this. Oh yeah, he is.
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  Where was he going with this? Alex great guy.
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  He's. Such a good guy, Alex.
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  We love you. We're sorry.
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  For Connor. Connor.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, so by. The way you keep mentioning that
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  is going to join us for a podcast at some stage and you
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  never. Exactly, exactly because I
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  couldn't get him to fucking sit down and record the last one and
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  he can't even come and sit down, record the I'm gonna text him
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  right now and call him the F word he's gay.
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  So anyway. But it's not the F word you
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  think it's. It's much, much worse.
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  So he, yeah, basically he couldn't, he couldn't sit down
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  and record. And then I posted that obviously
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  I didn't send the episode out. There's nothing until next week.
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  And he replied with it begins. And I was like, fuck you.
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  And I was like, you are the downfall of the last podcast,
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  not me. I've got like 7 different like
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  scripts saved on my computer to talk about and you, it was Pride
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  one week, it was someone's birthday the next week.
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  It was Pride the week after. How can you have a pride week in
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  the middle of October? Oktoberfest Pride D.
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  Pride D. Last time the Germans were
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  gathering the gays in the one place it wasn't, it wasn't
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  Pride. Did you see that, that thing
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  from North Korea, which is definitely like a trap that
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  they're holding like a. Homosexual.
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  Camp. No, you know, in North Korea.
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  Yeah, there's like there's a flyer in every Google it and
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  there's facing it's like homosexual camp and it's the
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  soldiers marching like in front of the pride flag.
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  And it was posted like legit from a fucking the North Korean
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  Twitter account. And every single comment is no
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  no. This seems like a setup.
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  It feels like I just want a speedboat in Springfield, yeah.
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  And I was like, I know it's the fact that obviously he's gone
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  against Israel, isn't he? So everyone's like, you know
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  what, Kim Jong Un isn't that bad.
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  And. I.
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  Felt worse, which it's sad. It's it's ridiculous to say that
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  we have, but I heard this like really cool story about him.
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  I gotta say, cool story. It was just, to me, it was just
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  so weird that there was like this science building in North
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  Korea. That they just abandoned and
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  they had like loads of turtles, say for the wee turtles and the
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  so they just left the turtles and stuff and fish and whatever
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  else specimens left them all behind and just abandoned it.
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  So they all obviously died in their cages and stuff.
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  And then when they were clearing it out, Kim Jong Un found out
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  and he loves animals, like absolutely loves animals.
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  And he had everyone who abandoned it and didn't take the
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  animals. Killed.
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  Which I'm like, good man yourself.
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  And they're like, but we're in North Korea.
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  Just like. No.
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  But you don't fuck. I like turtles like shit, but
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  it's like Putin as well. It is like a weird thing about,
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  oh, there, there is a name on it.
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  There is a psychological term, but it's a huge thing that I
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  think psychopaths actually are very much in tune with animals
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  and they love animals and they see animals as much better than
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  people like, even if you have watched The Sopranos.
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  I'm all those psychopaths. I think I might be too, but it's
• 21:24
  like. If you went to the zoo today and
• 21:25
  I felt like throwing a lot of kids into the lions, well.
• 21:28
  Everyone hates kids like even parents hate their kids like
• 21:31
  it's just like. I also hate the parents for
• 21:34
  having those kids that's. Yeah, me too and I close your
• 21:37
  fucking take it in the arse. If if you're listening and you
• 21:39
  have kids, I'm sure they're little darlings.
• 21:45
  But. I would listen.
• 21:48
  How do we get on? How do we go from Connor to Kim
• 21:50
  Jong Un? What's going what?
• 21:51
  Where was this? There was a line of of reason.
• 21:54
  Here, I don't know, I just really wanted to tell you the
• 21:56
  turtle story. But anyway.
• 21:58
  And it is kind of a spooky thing for talking about psychopaths.
• 22:01
  And then like if you look at The Sopranos, which Tony Soprano,
• 22:05
  obviously a fucking psychopath. Yeah, but the dog.
• 22:08
  Yeah, and like he, he was like caught up over I'm, I'm not
• 22:12
  going to say fucking swear. It's a 20 year old show Fuck
• 22:15
  you, where Chris basically sits on his girlfriend's Christopher
• 22:19
  Christopher Moltisanti sits on his girlfriend's dog when he's
• 22:23
  like high and like smothers her. She's like a little tiny rat
• 22:27
  looking white thing. Cross the eyes Chihuahua.
• 22:30
  Yeah, no, I think she was like a what are they called?
• 22:33
  Bichon Frise was. That bichon.
• 22:35
  Bichon I think. So.
• 22:38
  Little. Curly white.
• 22:40
  Yeah, exactly. I don't.
• 22:41
  Know why I brought this Chihuahua?
• 22:44
  And yes, and her name was Cosette, but yeah, he like sat
• 22:48
  on her when he was high and she died, obviously.
• 22:50
  And like, Tony was like more fuming about that than anything.
• 22:54
  Can't think of anything older than the dog.
• 22:56
  Yeah, and it's like they're holding an intervention for him
• 22:58
  because he's like a junkie and everyone's just like, you need
• 23:01
  to get help, this is disgusting, blah blah.
• 23:03
  And he's like little Cosette and he just couldn't get over the
• 23:06
  dog. And then obviously he had that
• 23:10
  horse π on my and then someone set set fire to the stables that
• 23:15
  Piomey was in and he was devastated and took out the most
• 23:20
  like bear in mind, this whole series started of him going to
• 23:23
  therapy because of ducks in his pool that he got so attached to.
• 23:27
  Oh yeah, yeah. And he was, he was feeding them
• 23:30
  and he used to. I'm going to.
• 23:31
  Do a rewatch because. I love it.
• 23:34
  I only rewatched it like last year and like it's it's such a
• 23:37
  fucking good show. If you haven't watched The
• 23:39
  Sopranos, you really showed. It's incredible.
• 23:41
  Like, it's on now TV. Yeah.
• 23:44
  And then, like, it all starts with that.
• 23:45
  And then he gets like, so like, you can see him, like crawling
• 23:48
  into the pool, like, in his pyjamas and like his dressing
• 23:51
  gown and stuff to feed them bread.
• 23:53
  And then he's got like, you know, the ducks will come right
• 23:56
  up to him and the ducklings and he's just so happy.
• 23:58
  And then when they fly away, his life just goes downhill.
• 24:02
  He's just miserable. And that's what sends him to
• 24:06
  therapy. And yeah, it's that's that whole
• 24:09
  show over the six seasons of him just it's the fucking best show
• 24:14
  that's been ever been made. It really is.
• 24:16
  It's so good. It's definitely like one of my
• 24:18
  favorite shows that I've ever watched.
• 24:20
  And I can. I can watch it over and over
• 24:22
  again. Yeah, like Sopranos is probably
• 24:26
  the best show like for consistency as well.
• 24:29
  Like there's, I don't think there's been a drop off because
• 24:32
  it was, it's not a roller coaster override.
• 24:35
  It's like really consistently. Yeah, the characters are the
• 24:38
  characters, yeah. Like, there are arcs, obviously,
• 24:41
  but like, everyone has that duality of, like, goodness mixed
• 24:46
  with Vadnais. So there's no kind of like, oh,
• 24:47
  this guy's changed and now he's a good guy.
• 24:50
  Or just, you know, like, real Game of Thrones stuff.
• 24:52
  Or it's like very complex characters in Game of Thrones.
• 24:54
  But also you, there's people you root for.
• 24:57
  Yeah. And with Sopranos, you're
• 25:00
  looking at people doing things that you're like, you know,
• 25:02
  Paulie's one of the funniest guys that's ever existed.
• 25:05
  I love Paul. You're like, yeah.
• 25:07
  He's he's not a good person. No, he's.
• 25:11
  Like he's a good person to someone.
• 25:13
  I think like there are a few characters in it, like Ralph,
• 25:17
  for example. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:19
  They're not good people. Yeah.
• 25:21
  And Tony's sister is not a good person.
• 25:25
  But like. I hated her.
• 25:27
  So Aussie. Million.
• 25:29
  Janice and then the worst of all, who I quote a night's
• 25:33
  channel every day, is Tony's mom.
• 25:35
  His mom is that. I.
• 25:38
  Wish the Lord would take me now. Like, literally.
• 25:43
  One of my favorite lines in that whole thing is, is Tony when he
• 25:47
  gets fed up with his mother because he obviously she comes
• 25:50
  up with like the same bullshit constantly and she fucking talks
• 25:55
  about like the kids getting truck, like the orphanage or the
• 25:58
  kids get thrown out the fucking windows or whatever.
• 26:00
  But Tony, I was with the babies out the window like.
• 26:08
  I'm. Sick of hearing the story?
• 26:09
  About the babies out the wind. Yeah, but he's like he and he
• 26:12
  does everything and his powers take care of her.
• 26:14
  Like he just does everything. He bends over backwards and she
• 26:17
  just hates him. And like anyway, she we could do
• 26:21
  a whole episode on her. Now at this point.
• 26:24
  This is this is now a surprise. Actually, my brother has done a
• 26:29
  few episodes of The Guy Who Plays Chris and The Guy Who
• 26:33
  Plays Bobby. Bobby back up.
• 26:35
  Yeah, he's done a few of their podcast episodes.
• 26:37
  They have a podcast? Well, really.
• 26:39
  Yeah. Shout out.
• 26:40
  Maybe we can get them on here. Could you imagine?
• 26:43
  I can't even imagine all skating a fucking coherent podcast now.
• 26:47
  I'm not. I'm looking at the time.
• 26:48
  We're 30 minutes in. What have we?
• 26:51
  What have we talked about? Do you want to talk about
• 26:55
  Jeffrey Epstein? Because you're very into talking
• 26:57
  about Jeffrey. Epstein I wish you would have
• 27:02
  told me earlier. I would.
• 27:03
  Jeffrey. I would love the guy fucking.
• 27:09
  That's like his best friend he loves.
• 27:12
  Jeff, you know, that's how that's what we call them on the
• 27:15
  fucking islands. But and the Epstein thing, the
• 27:18
  Epstein thing is I don't know if this is going to be I don't know
• 27:21
  if there's going to be dating now because we are like going to
• 27:23
  be a month away from this probably coming out.
• 27:26
  But right now the Jeffrey Epstein stuff is kind of really
• 27:31
  boiling over. We.
• 27:32
  Can always drop this first. No, like, I don't know.
• 27:36
  Well, I suppose the other two episodes that we've done is just
• 27:39
  random shy talk about. Yeah, descripted.
• 27:43
  So that can come out anytime. Yeah, I mean, Alex can obviously
• 27:47
  Alex cut this out. But yeah, we can.
• 27:49
  We can absolutely just make this a hey.
• 27:52
  Alex, leave this in the People love to see the sausage.
• 27:54
  Yeah, yeah. But the Epstein stuff is really
• 28:01
  kind of heating up now because, right, So the, again, I'm not
• 28:06
  going to be able to do a full fucking timeline here of what
• 28:08
  the fuck is happening. But the stuff that is kind of
• 28:11
  unfolding now where it's all this stuff that's coming out,
• 28:14
  that there's stuff that's been out in the zeitgeist for fucking
• 28:17
  years about Trump, about like he's been Epstein's friend.
• 28:21
  But the fact that Trump was so adamant that he wanted the list
• 28:25
  out there, everybody, I think everybody believed that Trump
• 28:29
  had to be a bit weird, but not a nonce.
• 28:32
  Yes, yeah. Well now that he is like are we
• 28:35
  still talking about this Epstein guy when he came?
• 28:39
  Out with this line you know are. We still talking about this
• 28:41
  Epstein creep like like it was some kind of dude that like he
• 28:45
  heard of a couple of times. Like like are we still talking
• 28:48
  about these fucking the Boo boos or whatever the fuck Danny
• 28:51
  you're obsessed with these days? I hate that.
• 28:54
  Are we still talking about Furbies?
• 28:56
  Are we still talking about? Alf in POG form.
• 29:00
  Like the way he's he's explaining this stuff is crazy.
• 29:04
  He's meant to be a gay man. He's meant to be because
• 29:08
  literally he was quoted as saying, yeah, I don't have time
• 29:11
  for this. I mean, you know, you guys,
• 29:12
  World War three, Hard pass. Hard pass.
• 29:19
  Well, we're 3 yard pass and it's like.
• 29:22
  He has the vocabulary of a sassy girl like he's.
• 29:25
  I don't even know if you know this, but Arnold Palmer.
• 29:28
  What a man. As what?
• 29:30
  A. Manly as men can get.
• 29:32
  Like he had muscles everywhere. And let me tell you when when we
• 29:42
  were in the shower. He won't mind me saying this,
• 29:45
  but he has a massive talk. That is a handsome dude, very
• 29:50
  rich, very handsome. And it's like, Sir, do you need
• 29:54
  a moment? Like genuinely.
• 29:56
  But anyway, like so he he is on the list and my baby, my, my
• 30:01
  Angel, my brat, Angel baby Melania.
• 30:04
  I love Melania Trump so much. We we talked about this on the
• 30:09
  last episode that she is definitely his Dom and she hates
• 30:12
  him. And she's even done an interview
• 30:15
  where people like people were like or like, so you're very
• 30:19
  much like, you know, pro-choice and you've always been very
• 30:22
  vocal about a woman's right to choose.
• 30:24
  How does it feel there that your husband is, you know, completely
• 30:27
  anti that? And that's the way the
• 30:28
  government's going. And she's just like, well, he
• 30:31
  knows my beliefs and I know his beliefs and he's just a strong
• 30:34
  man. He's gonna go with his own.
• 30:36
  I'm like. With that bad girl.
• 30:38
  No, Melania, no, I just. That's all she is there.
• 30:42
  She's. Got to get the bag.
• 30:43
  I cannot blame her. Like literally, if it was that
• 30:47
  much money, right? And you being the first lady,
• 30:49
  I'm like, I'll say the N word a few times, Yeah.
• 30:55
  OK, OK, well let me let me posit this one to you, Danny Thomas.
• 31:00
  Let me just show this an idea. Yeah, I'm full gaming you right
• 31:05
  now because I actually do believe I might be making some
• 31:08
  kind of a salient pointed on with this.
• 31:11
  Danny Trump is out there to get back.
• 31:13
  You're like you go girl. You're out there getting the
• 31:16
  bag. No matter what fucking tangerine
• 31:19
  faced fucking micro Dick is doing.
• 31:23
  You're like. Leather face.
• 31:25
  You're like go Melania, but do you afford the same you go girl
• 31:31
  attitude to the likes of Dee Devlin, who is standing by Conor
• 31:36
  McGregor, who now she's getting her bag, the only reason why
• 31:41
  she's hanging around. No, because right and no, no,
• 31:44
  no. And and that is a very that's a
• 31:46
  very good point. It is thank.
• 31:49
  You I'm, I was, I surprised myself at that point, but yeah.
• 31:52
  Your rebuttal belief? No, she has come forward and
• 31:56
  actively blamed and slandered and shat on Nikita who brought
• 32:03
  that case against Connor, actively victim blamed everybody
• 32:08
  that's ever thrown anything. Melania is just hello.
• 32:13
  Yeah, OK. She's just.
• 32:15
  There and gorgeous and she's literally and she's been like
• 32:19
  again, like the papers like will be like, oh, so you're, you
• 32:23
  know, you're pro-choice. And she was like, yeah, I am and
• 32:24
  he knows what I am, but what am I going to do to change his
• 32:27
  mind? She's the fucking president of
• 32:28
  the United States. What you want me to do?
• 32:30
  And she's there and she's always like, but that's exactly it.
• 32:35
  Like you can't. And I think as well if I so if I
• 32:38
  was, if it was me and I was in there for the bag or whatever
• 32:40
  and I had like very low morals, If Conor McGregor was doing what
• 32:44
  he was doing, I personally wouldn't stay with him.
• 32:46
  But also if I was just there for the bag, I just wouldn't say
• 32:50
  anything. But she's actively coming out
• 32:52
  and coming for victims. Yeah.
• 32:55
  And you would just be like, oh, just get the bug.
• 32:57
  Just get this much money. I can, like, divorce them and,
• 33:00
  you know, take, take his money after this.
• 33:01
  But they're not married, are they?
• 33:02
  I don't. I think they're engaged.
• 33:04
  They're not actually married. Yeah.
• 33:05
  So she has no rights to anything that he has.
• 33:09
  So I would say she's waiting to get married.
• 33:11
  I think that's why she might be so adamant in being like, I'm
• 33:14
  going to stand by my man. Yeah, give him. 2.
• 33:18
  Hearts, But that's why she's so adamant because he could pull
• 33:23
  the rogue from her exactly in an instant, I think like and she's
• 33:27
  got. She has no legal rights at all
• 33:29
  and like she's just left there now with the kids and he's doing
• 33:33
  whatever. He's a fucking multi millionaire
• 33:36
  and I think she's waiting for the ring on the finger and then
• 33:39
  she can fuck off and that's the smart thing to do.
• 33:41
  But I think she's probably being seen to defend him and whatever.
• 33:45
  I mean I think a part of her probably is just gas lit and has
• 33:48
  Stockholm syndrome that she she genuinely might do believe that
• 33:54
  people are just accusing him for no reason but he's a fucking
• 33:56
  scumbag and like it's obvious. Connor, if you're listening to
• 34:01
  this, those are the opinions of Danny.
• 34:04
  I personally would not like to get punched in the face if
• 34:08
  that's OK. I'll fight you, you and your
• 34:10
  fucking shab sister. Come at me and give a fuck.
• 34:14
  Aoife. If you're listening to this,
• 34:16
  fuck you. Fucking neck.
• 34:19
  Listen. And I, yeah, I just saw
• 34:24
  everybody knows this. If I do ever say that I endorse
• 34:28
  Conor McGregor, Donald Trump or Jeffrey Epstein, I'm joking And.
• 34:32
  We have. Brain worms.
• 34:34
  It's. A.
• 34:36
  We've been kidnapped and we're taking hostage in the White
• 34:39
  House or Kremlin, so. I was going to say let's get
• 34:45
  back on track, but there has been no track so far.
• 34:47
  But let's like, let's go. We were talking Epstein.
• 34:52
  Epstein We. Didn't you?
• 34:54
  Fucking you use me as your notes app this week?
• 34:57
  And fucking just roll. Both doors, half life too.
• 35:02
  And then gassing me about it for a week.
• 35:05
  I. Didn't like.
• 35:06
  You, I said. Danny.
• 35:07
  What are you talking about? And you're like, don't worry
• 35:10
  about. And then they were just.
• 35:12
  Sending it, don't worry. About it, eh?
• 35:14
  You. Did definitely.
• 35:18
  I was. I was.
• 35:19
  Like you ever asked me about what I do?
• 35:25
  No, I, I, I, I did. So I wanted to talk about Half
• 35:29
  Life too, which is a video game from a while ago.
• 35:34
  I was sat up just doom scrolling as I do, and I popped into my
• 35:37
  head. I was like, oh fuck yeah, that's
• 35:38
  actually a really cool story. We should talk about the
• 35:40
  podcast. And instead of just putting it
• 35:42
  into my notes, I just messaged him.
• 35:44
  Have left you. It was.
• 35:47
  Just like no. Explanations.
• 35:48
  I was like. I was like, I'm I'm familiar.
• 35:52
  With what it is like. I'm not going to go, but I was
• 35:55
  like, is she just like putting actually just to remember for
• 35:59
  Friday? And then I'm like.
• 36:01
  What's the contest? What is the context here?
• 36:05
  Never explain yourself, You just gasoline.
• 36:09
  And then I dropped another topic after that and you're like,
• 36:12
  what's going on? Straight away.
• 36:14
  Some but like just a link to like a very handy website.
• 36:18
  I was like, what is she doing? That was the wrong website that
• 36:22
  linked it to. I don't know why it brought up.
• 36:24
  It was like actually a contractor's website, but the
• 36:26
  actual website it was like it brought you up like E&M
• 36:30
  construction, but it's actually unique maker com I'm.
• 36:37
  Probably going to guess that that was something to do with
• 36:39
  the podcast. Yeah, what else did I feel like?
• 36:43
  I. Was.
• 36:44
  Just I was literally just waiting for you to like post
• 36:48
  your shopping list on our fucking tread.
• 36:49
  Like I was like why is she fucking doing here?
• 36:52
  Why am I her notes app? So I did.
• 36:56
  I did prepare a little bit on Half Life 2.
• 37:01
  We'll be talking about Epstein before we talk about Half Life
• 37:03
  too. Or have we mined resources that
• 37:07
  fucking Epstein you? Couldn't go on about Epstein.
• 37:09
  You go on because you weren't you.
• 37:11
  You are clued in. It's almost like you were there.
• 37:14
  Yeah. Great time.
• 37:16
  I brought the whole family, wasn't my family and they sewed
• 37:20
  him afterwards. But no, the thing that's
• 37:25
  happening now. Is can I point out that we both
• 37:28
  have the giggles on the surface. Yeah, I am also.
• 37:33
  Giggly of being a giggly. You are.
• 37:35
  You're like a little girl. Yeah, you've called me gay on
• 37:39
  several occasions already today. But you did.
• 37:42
  You did send me pictures of frogs, which was a super sweet
• 37:47
  gay friendship moment though. I was like.
• 37:49
  I know you like frogs. I know you like frogs too.
• 37:53
  He's like, here's poisonous frogs.
• 37:55
  Two of your favorite things. I.
• 38:01
  Was like Oh my God, what can I say?
• 38:03
  I'm a but closeted closeted homosexual and.
• 38:07
  Yeah. The EPS.
• 38:09
  What the fuck? My mind can't even hold onto
• 38:12
  this Epstein stuff. So basically Jeff, Jeff Epstein.
• 38:16
  I'm not sure if you guys have heard of the New York financier
• 38:21
  Jeffrey Epstein, but he he got arrested.
• 38:25
  A ton of claims came up against them about him, his non sorry.
• 38:32
  So we were talking nonsense. Now we're talking nonsense.
• 38:36
  So now Epstein was a he was convicted of, you know, fucking
• 38:42
  inappropriate acts with minors, IE he was.
• 38:47
  He was a rapey. Kind of a guy, you know?
• 38:50
  Yeah, his sweaty misses as well. Yeah, she always looks sweaty in
• 38:55
  every picture you see of her. Yeah, there is.
• 38:59
  There's one picture of in a bikini that.
• 39:02
  In fairness, though, that she is she.
• 39:03
  Hot in a bikini? To be honest with you, you don't
• 39:06
  think she's going to be, but she's, you know, that bikini is
• 39:09
  kind of wearing her. She's she's racked down.
• 39:13
  Ghilane Gilane Maxwell. I used to always call her like
• 39:17
  Jizzlin just because. Or like big jizz.
• 39:20
  Yeah, Big jizzy Jeff, I used to say.
• 39:23
  But her dad is actually like the founder of the Daily Mail.
• 39:27
  Is it the? Scene.
• 39:27
  Yeah, one of them. One of them.
• 39:29
  I forget which. Yeah, Daily Mail sounds like.
• 39:31
  A son or. Well, he is also.
• 39:34
  He is also like a. Horrible man.
• 39:37
  Proven to have been involved with Israeli intelligence.
• 39:42
  Do with that what you will. All right.
• 39:44
  Robert Maxwell And he wanted to be buried, yeah, he off a boat,
• 39:50
  but he had always wanted to be buried in Israel, to go back to
• 39:55
  the mother country. So you.
• 39:57
  Know. Yeah, you know.
• 40:00
  Probably not the worst thing he's done.
• 40:02
  But yeah, he's but. Also Epstein.
• 40:05
  That's a pretty Jewish name. Oh yes, I wouldn't say Jewish,
• 40:09
  I'd say Jewy and not the sound. He to be fair, Robert died when
• 40:16
  when Big Jizz was very young, so he probably wasn't around.
• 40:20
  Yeah, there's. Probably.
• 40:21
  Look, we're not gonna. We're not trying to tie fucking
• 40:24
  Israel. Wouldn't have had her with a
• 40:25
  semi Jew like. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:28
  We're not like we're not, we're not trying to tie Epstein into
• 40:31
  Israel right now. I think he's got.
• 40:33
  Everything is Israel's fault. He hasn't had enough problems
• 40:37
  anyways. But anyways, so Epstein got sent
• 40:42
  to prison. He has an apparent client list,
• 40:48
  and he was definitely recording a lot of stuff on this private
• 40:53
  island that a lot of celebrities went to.
• 40:55
  So, yeah, nobody knows for sure what was recorded or what wasn't
• 41:02
  recorded, what kind of stuff, you know, but a lot of allegeds
• 41:05
  go out here where like when you talk about the, the, the people
• 41:09
  that have flown out to that item, like I think Bill Clinton
• 41:12
  was out there 13 times. There's like, you know, Bill.
• 41:14
  Both of them, Bill that Hillary were.
• 41:17
  As well and this can also go goes a little bit if you go into
• 41:21
  the Pizzagate thing which is like another.
• 41:25
  Kid, Yeah. Yeah, so like this, this kind of
• 41:29
  thing does like a lot of people that will be on the Epstein list
• 41:31
  would be involved in this conspiracy called Pizzagate and
• 41:36
  which would. Be a lot of people like like
• 41:38
  Seth Green and like Adam Sandler are on that Pizzagate list, but
• 41:43
  I don't think that that has as much.
• 41:46
  Yeah, like, again, again, like those guys, I'm not sure.
• 41:50
  Like like Set Green, a lot of people are like, he's very
• 41:54
  creepy when it comes to this kind of talk about the code,
• 41:57
  talk about like. Ham and.
• 41:59
  Children and stuff like that. And the Sandler stuff just comes
• 42:02
  from him talking about pizza parties, but it's because of the
• 42:05
  people who he talks about these pizza parties with that kind of
• 42:09
  comes out. But anyways these.
• 42:10
  Maybe even look at Sadler. He loves a pizza.
• 42:13
  You can tell he loves a pizza. Yeah, like not even by his
• 42:16
  belly, by his wardrobe. He's.
• 42:18
  Mr. Deeds is pizza like? Come on.
• 42:21
  Yeah, Like it's not gonna be like Mr. Deeds is child sex
• 42:25
  ring. Yeah, like, again, if we're
• 42:28
  going like the the pizza gay thing is a is a whole thing,
• 42:32
  we'd have to do a little bit of research on that to get back and
• 42:35
  do it. So I could I could re kind of
• 42:37
  rejig my brain to remember all of that kind of stuff.
• 42:40
  But the Epstein stuff, it's kind, it kind of snowballed and
• 42:45
  Donald Trump kind of not even kind of, he definitely did join
• 42:50
  the 2020, sorry, 2024 election. He campaigned on the fact that
• 42:56
  he was going to drain the swamp again, like and that this time
• 43:00
  he was going to go and tackle these people that were on this
• 43:04
  fucking Epstein's client list and he.
• 43:07
  They're very bad people. We're we're going to find out
• 43:09
  who these people are. Yeah, he was like, we're going
• 43:11
  to get these, we're going to get these guys.
• 43:13
  We're definitely going to release the clips.
• 43:14
  When people ask them about like JFK and Martin Luther King, they
• 43:19
  also asked them about the Jeffrey Epstein list.
• 43:23
  And he was like, yeah, yeah. And but he was kind of subtly
• 43:26
  saying, but I want to make sure before I put them out because
• 43:29
  there could be a lot of lies on that, like the, the Democrats
• 43:33
  could be putting a lot of lies out there.
• 43:34
  But The funny thing is fucking Biden and that crowd, they
• 43:38
  didn't release, they didn't release it either.
• 43:40
  So there's there's Democrats and a.
• 43:42
  Lot of. The Clintons.
• 43:43
  Absolutely, absolutely. There's too many of their party
• 43:47
  on. That they could be implicated in
• 43:48
  this whole thing as well. So they didn't want to put it
• 43:50
  out there. And then when someone, someone
• 43:54
  said it to Trump. And because it's funny, Cash
• 43:59
  Patel went on. Joe Rogan and this guy was was
• 44:02
  one of those guys that was like he was a conspiracy guy who was
• 44:05
  like he had a podcast where his whole thing was we're going to
• 44:08
  get, we're going to fucking get the Epstein list out there.
• 44:11
  We're going to get the Epstein list out there.
• 44:13
  Fucking Trump, obviously, like he was a big Trump supporter and
• 44:17
  he was like pro Trump. Trump's going to get these
• 44:20
  fucking all these sickos, the fucking Clintons and all these
• 44:25
  guys who are alleged to be on. This list.
• 44:27
  And he's going to, he's going to drain the swamp, he's going to
• 44:30
  forget. So Trump kind of got Cash Patel
• 44:33
  and said, you know what, you're now the director of the FBI.
• 44:37
  So Cash Patel becomes director of the FBI.
• 44:41
  And the fucking he, his 180° turn was so fast that his IE
• 44:47
  didn't fucking come with him. He's a cock eyed fucking idiot.
• 44:50
  He's he's just some fucking dumb fucking I.
• 44:54
  It's so like he gets on to Joe Rogan.
• 44:57
  Imagine going on to Joe Rogan the guy.
• 45:00
  Who? The guy, like, the whole world
• 45:04
  is listening, right? And he's the guy who is like.
• 45:07
  He backed Trump. He did back Trump, but fairness
• 45:11
  like Joe Logan kind of gets a kind of a bad spin because he is
• 45:14
  like he is a brawls brawl, you know, but he is someone who has
• 45:19
  kind of in the past got a bit of questioning a lot of stuff like
• 45:22
  because he is a conspiracy guy. He's he was.
• 45:25
  I. Mean his opinions on shrooms and
• 45:29
  peyote. I'm absolutely I'm here for her.
• 45:31
  But like, yeah, anything other than that I'm just like, I like
• 45:35
  my brother did like that fucking, you know that bullshit
• 45:38
  carnivore diet. You remember that?
• 45:40
  What was that guy's name? That's not bullshit.
• 45:42
  The carnivore diet is actually pretty.
• 45:44
  No, What's his name? The something King?
• 45:46
  The Liver King? The Liver King and Joe Rogan was
• 45:50
  like all about that and my brother was like fucking
• 45:53
  hardcore on that for a while and then all it got found out that
• 45:56
  he was basically scamming everybody.
• 45:58
  And. Everything was just juicing it
• 46:00
  looked like saying he was natural and juicing like fuck.
• 46:02
  Legit like he was just riding the fucking himself and then
• 46:05
  Rogan was like. Stevie Wonder if that guy is on
• 46:08
  fucking rides. Like, yeah, but there's been
• 46:09
  something, something me and my brother and like, I'm sorry
• 46:11
  because my niece does listen to this.
• 46:14
  We have completely opposite conflicting political ideologies
• 46:20
  and views. And it's funny because again,
• 46:23
  like I said to you, I know that I'm the most intelligent member
• 46:26
  of my family because he bases all his political views on what
• 46:29
  Joe Rogan says. And it will come out, then
• 46:33
  there'll be somebody else, some other flavour of the week
• 46:36
  podcaster that will disagree with Joe Rogan.
• 46:38
  He's like, yeah, Joe Rogan's a fucking psycho.
• 46:40
  And I'm like, wait a free. Think.
• 46:42
  My God. Like.
• 46:44
  Exactly what Joe Rogan tells you to do.
• 46:47
  You're just like using in against him.
• 46:50
  But yeah, it's it's like, it's things like that that Joe Rogan
• 46:53
  can like, it's actually scary the amount of influence that he
• 46:57
  has on like young men and it's and it's men, but it's it's not
• 47:02
  women, it's young men. And like when you have him
• 47:05
  coming out and standing up for. Trouble.
• 47:07
  Those young men have a lot of influence on women, so it does
• 47:10
  trickle down because those young men.
• 47:13
  They're pick me moving, yes. I was being very sarcastic
• 47:17
  because all those young men are in cells and.
• 47:20
  They are. If we have any in cells
• 47:21
  listening today that wasn't, that wasn't meant to be
• 47:24
  offensive. OK, guys.
• 47:26
  Your your your mother doesn't love you and she's disappointed
• 47:29
  she had you if you're an insult. Yeah.
• 47:33
  So the the Rogan thing, Yeah, so.
• 47:35
  Probably. You should probably kill
• 47:37
  yourself. Guys, fucking don't listen.
• 47:41
  Don't do that. That's.
• 47:42
  If you're if you're if you hang on every word of a podcast host,
• 47:46
  hang on mine and hang from your ceiling fan.
• 47:48
  Nice. Thank you.
• 47:49
  Guys, don't do that. Guys.
• 47:52
  I'll just say it to you. They're not going.
• 47:53
  To admit they're in cells. They're not going to admit
• 47:55
  they're in cells. So it's fine.
• 47:56
  No one's going to do. It if you're at home, you've
• 47:58
  been affected by anything Danny has said, I would just say stand
• 48:01
  up, put put the phone down, turn off all the screens, walk
• 48:06
  outside. And.
• 48:07
  Hang yourself from the nearest tree.
• 48:10
  Fucking hell. I'm just saying, if you see a
• 48:13
  woman bring back wolf whistling, harmless.
• 48:17
  How are you going, loves? Yeah.
• 48:20
  Have you tried winking at a woman you know?
• 48:25
  I mean. There's he's as a woman rocks
• 48:28
  boy, just say the words. How's your belly?
• 48:30
  For a lodger, it's just simple. God.
• 48:33
  Simple things that you can do to really your love life.
• 48:37
  My personal favorite is Would you like to go halves on a
• 48:40
  bastard? Halves on a bastard is favorite
• 48:42
  halves on a bastard. It's a classic.
• 48:44
  Like classic, guys. That's what my dad's SO my dad
• 48:47
  said to my mom. But yeah, no, I I haven't been
• 48:56
  suicidal and I have tried to kill myself before, so that lets
• 49:00
  me make any joke I want about suicide.
• 49:03
  That's the law. That's legally.
• 49:05
  In. In the contract of the podcast.
• 49:07
  So yeah, I don't think. It works.
• 49:09
  I don't think it works the same as being like I'm gay so I can
• 49:12
  say the F. Bomb you can though you.
• 49:16
  Think I haven't thought about jumping in a fucking river but
• 49:18
  but by the way guys, let's and trigger warning for the last
• 49:22
  fucking. I think you should jump.
• 49:24
  In the river. The worst thing I figured out?
• 49:28
  I could swim. I can't do that.
• 49:34
  I'm a lifeguard. Like I'm a fully qualified
• 49:36
  lifeguard so I can't do that either because if I tried to do
• 49:38
  it I'd be like oh God damn it, my instinct is telling me to
• 49:42
  swim. Yeah, but also your buoyancy
• 49:44
  aids are built into your fucking body.
• 49:46
  Won't let you to drown. They're heavy me though that
• 49:49
  like that means that they're going to weigh me down like I'm
• 49:51
  AH, cop. I'm a 36-H, so I'm like
• 49:55
  hourglass. I would tip over.
• 49:57
  I wanted to get a reduction and like they were like, oh, you
• 50:00
  can't get that on the NHS. And I think the doctor was just
• 50:03
  like, they're perfect. Please no.
• 50:07
  And he is just zigged from telling people to kill
• 50:09
  themselves too. Now talking about the size of
• 50:11
  her tits. All I wanted to do was talk
• 50:13
  about a paedophile. For some reason my brain is
• 50:18
  making them all the same thing. I don't know.
• 50:24
  Why? Ash Patel cash.
• 50:27
  Patel. Cash, Cash money, Patel, whether
• 50:35
  Joe Rogan and basically basically try to look the camera
• 50:40
  dead in the eye and say that there was no there was no
• 50:45
  fucking Epstein list and it was fucking it was laughable.
• 50:51
  Are you OK, Danny? What happened to you?
• 50:52
  What the fuck is going on? Really fucking chokes.
• 50:58
  It's probably karma coming, coming harder.
• 51:07
  Jesus, the delayed. The delayed.
• 51:09
  Reaction on that one. Oh yes, cash.
• 51:13
  McDonald. Did try to look down the barrel
• 51:14
  of the camera and say with a straight face, not a straight
• 51:18
  pair of eyes but a straight face that there was no Epstein list
• 51:24
  and that there is no there is no video of the cell there?
• 51:29
  Ain't no monorail, and there never were.
• 51:33
  Never was so so he did try and play the monorail card on this
• 51:42
  this mono browed fucking cross eyed ignoramus.
• 51:47
  They tried to make play the monorail and he Speaking of
• 51:55
  monorails. Let's try and keep this on
• 51:56
  track. So Pam Bondi, OK, is in Trump's
• 52:04
  cabinet, he says. I say Pig Bundy.
• 52:09
  Pig Bundy, Yeah. Let's have sex.
• 52:22
  Sorry guys, sorry. Pig Bundy says that she has a
• 52:28
  list of thousands of names that are implicated in Jeffrey
• 52:34
  Epstein's fucking dossier. This like we already have the
• 52:39
  flight list, by the way. They're already out there.
• 52:41
  Oh yeah, Trump's name is on the flight list.
• 52:44
  We've got we've got this fucking manifest.
• 52:47
  So now Pam Bondi is saying that she has the the physical list is
• 52:52
  on her desk. The very next day story has
• 52:55
  changed and someone says are we going to see that Epstein list
• 52:59
  and Trump just goes, are we still talking about this creep
• 53:04
  Jeffrey Epstein the way he says it as well?
• 53:06
  Like get over it, it's so. Like.
• 53:09
  Are you guys still talking about that?
• 53:10
  That is so last week. So he's like dead now.
• 53:14
  Like who really cares? Like that nobody cares about
• 53:18
  nobody cares. And the way he says it is like
• 53:20
  he's so used to saying things that people will just go, yes,
• 53:24
  daddy and gobble it up like so if like he says that like the
• 53:29
  Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America.
• 53:32
  And if he says that the. Gulf of America, more like.
• 53:36
  But if he says, you know, we're going to take Greenland,
• 53:39
  everybody is like, yeah, we're going to take Greenland.
• 53:41
  Yeah, this is. This is a fucking.
• 53:43
  Woo Hoo, Trump is whatever Trump says is fucking gospel.
• 53:47
  But because he campaigned to Q Anon to all these MAGA guys, all
• 53:52
  these people that were so intense that there is some kind
• 53:55
  of fucking cover up going on with the Jeffrey Epstein case.
• 53:58
  And it's so mean and it's so chewy and people are looking at
• 54:01
  it like it's so close. We nearly have our fingertips
• 54:05
  and Trump is going to get Trump is going to get us this list.
• 54:08
  And even though they're they did for so long blanked out the fact
• 54:13
  that Trump is his friend. It's been documented.
• 54:15
  There's pictures of the guys hanging out together.
• 54:18
  Yeah. He went to his wedding like.
• 54:20
  He was the fucking like the two guys were friends.
• 54:24
  It's but all these MAGA guys were like, but Trump didn't know
• 54:28
  what was going on. But they put to.
• 54:31
  The back of their mind, all of this, you can just grab them by
• 54:33
  the pussy. This, this kind of behavior that
• 54:36
  Trump had this. He judged.
• 54:39
  Fucking beauty contests where the contestants were 1718 years
• 54:43
  ago. And he went into the changing
• 54:45
  rooms. He was.
• 54:46
  He went into the into the changing.
• 54:49
  Room. Why is nobody so like we're all
• 54:52
  kind of like dismissing the fact that.
• 54:56
  He's always been a creep. He's always been a creep like.
• 55:01
  But he became their Messiah. He became their Messiah.
• 55:04
  So they blinded to all this shit, all the stuff that is
• 55:09
  creepy. He they were like, no, it's
• 55:11
  fine. We can excuse that.
• 55:12
  We can excuse this. We can excuse everything that
• 55:14
  Trump comes out with. They can excuse, they can excuse
• 55:17
  misogyny. They can excuse slightly creepy
• 55:20
  behavior. They can excuse him just being
• 55:24
  absolutely reckless on a world stage.
• 55:26
  If anything, they actually, because they're kind of guys who
• 55:30
  are like not all of them, but most Trump supporters are
• 55:34
  straight white males who feel like wokeness and the turning of
• 55:38
  the tides of them being the top dogs.
• 55:41
  They've really felt like they now are becoming an oppressed
• 55:44
  person. Imagine being a fucking straight
• 55:46
  white male in America. I'm feeling that you are an
• 55:48
  oppressed person. But this is what the in cells
• 55:51
  were feeling. They're like, not just the in
• 55:53
  cells, the the like the JN Xers and the fucking boomers and the
• 55:57
  people who couldn't understand why the world is changing the
• 56:00
  way it's changing. Like, oh, fucking chicks have
• 56:03
  Dicks now. What is the world coming down?
• 56:05
  This is the kind of the platform that they're they were working
• 56:09
  like that. The the younger guys, they
• 56:12
  couldn't get fucking they can't get women.
• 56:15
  They're not able to function outside of fucking the their
• 56:19
  living room. Like everything's like, who can
• 56:22
  we blame? Or let's?
• 56:24
  Blame. The fucking walk, guys.
• 56:26
  Let's blame the guys who are fucking coming over the border.
• 56:29
  Let's let's fucking blame it on like all the others.
• 56:32
  It's all the others. So Trump was able to make this
• 56:35
  kind of divide you guys the majority in in America, you're
• 56:39
  now the minority telling white people that they're like white
• 56:43
  males who have the fucking world by the fucking bullets, that
• 56:46
  they're the minority. Guys were like, yeah, let's wake
• 56:49
  up. Everything's too war.
• 56:51
  I'm sick. Oh my God.
• 56:52
  I can't believe the mermaid's black now.
• 56:54
  What the fuck is next? Oh my God, fucking the fucking
• 56:58
  dwarves aren't even fucking. Just a fucking lesbian dwarf in
• 57:03
  Snow White. What the fuck is the world
• 57:05
  coming to next? They'll be telling me that The
• 57:08
  Lion King is the Lion Queen. What the fuck like the whole
• 57:12
  world is turning upside down because it's changing the same
• 57:16
  the Gen. Xers and the boomers where it's
• 57:18
  like the Gen. X is like what fucking what's
• 57:22
  going on now? I'm I know the world is one
• 57:25
  thing A man fucks a woman and the gays aren't supposed to
• 57:29
  marry and fucking and then you come Well, what's next?
• 57:32
  You're going to start marrying helicopters?
• 57:34
  Guys, it's not that fucking serious.
• 57:36
  Not everyone's a fucking trans. The fucking guys aren't in your
• 57:39
  bathroom. The fucking Mexicans aren't
• 57:41
  coming over the wall and raping you.
• 57:43
  Exactly. It's just, it's the he just
• 57:46
  made-up all this fucking spin so that these fucking.
• 57:50
  White. White people, white America,
• 57:52
  white man. Man.
• 57:55
  Yeah, man. Let's not forget the the dog
• 57:58
  eating that. Dog eating says like they're
• 58:00
  they're eating the dogs like. Dogs in Springfield, the dogs,
• 58:06
  they're eating the dogs he's. Spinning anything?
• 58:09
  What are? You talking about?
• 58:11
  Spinning like he spins everything.
• 58:12
  So the people that aren't like you, the gays, the the blacks,
• 58:18
  the brown guys, the guys from other countries, people coming
• 58:21
  in here, they're. Everybody.
• 58:23
  Other color. Yeah, whatever.
• 58:26
  Whatever. Like anyone who isn't you, who
• 58:29
  isn't a white person in America, no matter what generation
• 58:32
  you've, you're all feeling slighted for different reasons.
• 58:35
  These different generations, they're all kind of not.
• 58:37
  They're on stolen land already, by the way.
• 58:40
  That was founded by the British, by the way.
• 58:43
  They do not get the irony. They don't.
• 58:45
  It's not just. It wasn't just the British, as
• 58:48
  much as I want to say it was the British motherfucking there was
• 58:51
  a lot of a lot of white men, just not, not the Irish.
• 58:56
  There's so there's this little town that's been like founded up
• 58:59
  in the Ozarks. I fucking heard of this.
• 59:02
  Yeah. And it's like basically, no.
• 59:06
  Was it no blacks, no Jews? No.
• 59:08
  Gays, yeah. And yeah, and they're building
• 59:11
  their own little town where they're not going to let any of
• 59:13
  that. I bet Grinder goes fucking
• 59:15
  crazy. Oh yeah.
• 59:18
  I bet they're fucking the brains there with each other like they
• 59:22
  have to be. They're fucking like they're
• 59:24
  balls deep in each other's our souls and they're like we hate
• 59:28
  the queers. We fucking we hate the blacks,
• 59:30
  we hate, like blah, blah, blah. And then like I've I've so I've
• 59:33
  seen like obviously a bunch of stuff about this and articles
• 59:37
  and whatever, and the comments are always just like, well,
• 59:40
  good, because black people have like black only colleges and
• 59:43
  they have black only neighborhoods.
• 59:44
  And it's like they have that because to white man is
• 59:49
  notoriously violent and wants to wipe them out as is very much
• 59:55
  you're safer, like they feel safe having their own because
• 59:59
  like it's not like you have your own like whites only
• 1:00:02
  neighborhood. What what did they ever do?
• 1:00:04
  What did they ever do? But these people have been
• 1:00:06
  persecuted for fucking hundreds of thousands of years.
• 1:00:09
  And then you've got like they want their own little tiny
• 1:00:12
  community. It's like, well, that's racist
• 1:00:14
  toy people. There's no such thing as racist
• 1:00:16
  white people. Fuck off.
• 1:00:18
  There isn't. And like I followed this girl.
• 1:00:20
  For the Irish people, you can be racist at this because.
• 1:00:23
  We don't care. We're fine.
• 1:00:25
  We're like, yeah, we get it. Like that's that's fine.
• 1:00:27
  And. We we are kind of, we are kind
• 1:00:30
  of drunk sweet potatoes and we fight on that.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Like there's nothing that's not
• 1:00:35
  accurate in what you hate. Like there really isn't.
• 1:00:38
  And but there's this girl that I say I don't follow her.
• 1:00:42
  She just always comes up on my feet on TikTok, right.
• 1:00:44
  And she does these videos and she's just like she'll say a
• 1:00:47
  really racist term and she's like, oh, I'm sorry, is that
• 1:00:51
  racist? And she'll play like the
• 1:00:52
  original video where it's like a person of color saying it about
• 1:00:57
  white people. And she's like, I'm sorry,
• 1:00:59
  what's that racist? But this is it.
• 1:01:01
  And it's like, no, it isn't. It fucking isn't.
• 1:01:03
  It isn't because white people rule half the fucking world
• 1:01:08
  because they basically just fucking colonized everything and
• 1:01:13
  ruined everything and came in and destroyed everything.
• 1:01:16
  And they think everyone has to bend to a white person's fucking
• 1:01:18
  views and needs and wants and yeah, no, fuck you.
• 1:01:23
  And she, she comes up on my feet every time.
• 1:01:25
  And I'm just like, lady, like I am 10 times more tolerant to
• 1:01:30
  someone of color shooting on white people than I am white
• 1:01:33
  people shooting on someone of color.
• 1:01:34
  Because it's like, you have so much privilege.
• 1:01:37
  You can go most anywhere in the world.
• 1:01:40
  You you can go to parts of the world where people are like
• 1:01:42
  fucking amazed by how pale you are and your beauty and will
• 1:01:46
  fucking sell a few camels for you.
• 1:01:49
  Like if you're blonde and white like that kind of shit.
• 1:01:52
  Whereas like you've got people. They'll give you 15 rounds of
• 1:01:54
  shite in there from. Exactly.
• 1:01:56
  Go to Dubai. Yeah, that's exactly it.
• 1:01:59
  Go to Dubai. Shit on a few fucking sheiks.
• 1:02:01
  Like, do you know what I mean? Like it's not the same for
• 1:02:05
  people of colour. And that's why it's like, I
• 1:02:07
  think Trump being in charge is so fucking damaging because it's
• 1:02:13
  just going to get worse. It's going to get worse.
• 1:02:15
  It's not Danny, it's not Danny because walk is over, because
• 1:02:18
  Trump fucked it. Let's get back.
• 1:02:20
  Let's get back to this walk. Walks over, walks over and
• 1:02:23
  nobody and nobody's got this fight anymore because like
• 1:02:26
  they're, I said, they, we, we're all out here like it's.
• 1:02:31
  Actually. We when, but you know.
• 1:02:36
  What I mean, like, people are out here not afraid to be
• 1:02:40
  racist, to be sexist, to be homophobic.
• 1:02:43
  Yeah. So these guys, they're now
• 1:02:46
  they're, they feel proud to feel kind of emboldened to like to do
• 1:02:55
  this thing. The same white power and.
• 1:02:59
  Embiggined. Yeah, they're in Biggins right
• 1:03:01
  now by, you know, the noblest spirit and Biggins the smallest
• 1:03:04
  man. But they're they're, they're,
• 1:03:08
  they feel like they're able to to say what they like now,
• 1:03:12
  because Trump are fucking the great white hope, even though
• 1:03:15
  he's orange, but like the great white hope, he's the guy who is
• 1:03:19
  he? He's, you know what, he's
• 1:03:21
  leading the charge and he he can do no wrong.
• 1:03:24
  But now what's? Happening in Spice fear.
• 1:03:27
  Since he is the prophet, he is the fucking you know the four
• 1:03:32
  right was coming with fucking hell, right?
• 1:03:34
  But here's the thing. But here's the thing now, all
• 1:03:38
  these guys who got behind Trump because he was, he had righteous
• 1:03:44
  indignation. He was coming up there to tell
• 1:03:47
  people he's going to release this Epstein list.
• 1:03:50
  This is why he campaigned on more than fucking anything.
• 1:03:53
  Sort of people. She did?
• 1:03:54
  Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  We're going to fucking, we're going to get all these fucking
• 1:03:58
  liberals who are on that list because that's what he said.
• 1:04:00
  It's the Democrats. That are on that list.
• 1:04:02
  I don't doubt that there's fucking Dems, libs, fucking
• 1:04:05
  whatever you want to call. It all Republican?
• 1:04:06
  It's mostly all Republican. It's not Danny.
• 1:04:09
  It doesn't matter. Who it is because.
• 1:04:11
  No it doesn't, but I'm just saying this.
• 1:04:13
  There, that's all that matters now.
• 1:04:17
  What's surfacing now is all it is so.
• 1:04:19
  He is so heated right now. I think we're a political
• 1:04:22
  podcast. I'm not even, I don't care for
• 1:04:25
  for who you like. Alex.
• 1:04:35
  Jones he was. Also right.
• 1:04:38
  Alex. Jones heard that that Trump was
• 1:04:42
  giving up on Epstein. He cried.
• 1:04:46
  He fucking cried. Oh.
• 1:04:49
  I don't understand. America is not a real country.
• 1:04:53
  It can't be. I just what I'm saying to
• 1:04:56
  people, it's not real. There's no such thing as Kanye
• 1:04:59
  West. These, this cast of characters
• 1:05:01
  can't exist. What is a Diddy?
• 1:05:03
  What is a Diddy? You can't tell me that these
• 1:05:06
  these. Fucking.
• 1:05:07
  Next. Episode that we have to do AP.
• 1:05:10
  Diddy we have to do AP? Diddy, I want to do a fool.
• 1:05:13
  I've come up. I've I have a full fucking
• 1:05:16
  dossier on my conspiracy on America doesn't exist, but let
• 1:05:21
  me. Please get through this.
• 1:05:22
  I. Fucking.
• 1:05:23
  Go, go, go. Hurry.
• 1:05:25
  Up so Trump is now right Trump is now all of these guys that
• 1:05:29
  fucking like Speaking of Alex Jones, we're talking about these
• 1:05:32
  guys Alex Jones like the guys who are adamant like Cash Patel,
• 1:05:36
  like the pan bondies all these all these.
• 1:05:39
  People, I'm sorry, I have to enter.
• 1:05:41
  You're stopping me, I know, but I have to interject because
• 1:05:44
  you're just so white and you're yelling and you're so
• 1:05:48
  passionate. I'm like, Oh my God, we're a
• 1:05:50
  real podcast. I also I also threw my eye side
• 1:05:54
  part of my hair. The audience won't see this, but
• 1:05:56
  I got very hit and rest. You look.
• 1:05:58
  Gorgeous. So you do look gorgeous.
• 1:06:00
  You threw it. It's disheveled in the best way
• 1:06:03
  anyway. Right.
• 1:06:06
  So all these people who were on like who were on this fucking
• 1:06:11
  Epstein list train like the cash Patel who he now he's in Trump's
• 1:06:15
  pocket. So he can't.
• 1:06:17
  He was one of these guys that was like adamant he was like,
• 1:06:19
  this is what's going to happen. We're going to get an Epstein
• 1:06:21
  list out there. Now he's the director of the FBI
• 1:06:23
  and he knows that if he plays with this shit, he's going to
• 1:06:27
  eat a fucking bullet. He's going to fucking, he's
• 1:06:29
  going to be eating a sandwich one day and get Lymphedenko or
• 1:06:32
  whichever that fucking, whatever.
• 1:06:34
  That girl who accused Prince Andrew?
• 1:06:36
  Like the original girl who came forward with the Epstein stuff?
• 1:06:39
  Yes, she died only very recently and and it was like I.
• 1:06:43
  Also killed herself, didn't she? And not under strange
• 1:06:46
  circumstances at all. Like no, nothing strange about
• 1:06:50
  that. People who talk about this list
• 1:06:52
  end up kind of being a little bit dead.
• 1:06:56
  Jeffrey. Epstein was in his cell.
• 1:06:59
  He's on suicide watch. He committed suicide.
• 1:07:03
  They cannot. Calm down for a second, sorry.
• 1:07:08
  Sorry. Just seize all that.
• 1:07:10
  Fired up. I feel like every time I try and
• 1:07:13
  talk, you're tro a stick in my spokes, Danny.
• 1:07:17
  I'm not. I just need you to calm down for
• 1:07:19
  a second. It's fun.
• 1:07:22
  This is fun for me. I know I like this, I like this,
• 1:07:26
  this is a good dynamic. And but I, I just, I do, I need
• 1:07:29
  to point out for like our you probably have clueless, clueless
• 1:07:33
  listeners to this kind of thing. When you're on suicide watch,
• 1:07:36
  being in a hospital or a prison, you are not even allowed like
• 1:07:41
  shoelaces. So you're not allowed bed
• 1:07:44
  sheets, you're not allowed anything that you could remotely
• 1:07:48
  hurt yourself with at all. And I have been to visit friends
• 1:07:52
  who have been in hospital on suicide watch before.
• 1:07:55
  There's nothing that they can have.
• 1:07:56
  They can't have strings in their hoodies.
• 1:07:58
  They they can't have anything, any any clothing even that would
• 1:08:03
  remotely lead you to be able to, you know, end your own life.
• 1:08:08
  You can't have anything. So yes, to go back to you,
• 1:08:11
  Jesse, there was no way that this man could have taken his
• 1:08:16
  own life, especially in a fucking federal prison.
• 1:08:20
  High profile federal. You cynical, cynical woman.
• 1:08:25
  You political conspiracist, how dare you suggest that this this
• 1:08:31
  man, this this. This.
• 1:08:36
  Lord human being would would not be able to not be capable of of
• 1:08:44
  committing this act of Harry Carey this.
• 1:08:48
  So this is the story they were spinning.
• 1:08:50
  There's no footage. But now that the wheels are
• 1:08:53
  turning and people start saying, wait a minute, Trump, why aren't
• 1:08:57
  you releasing the list? Why aren't you?
• 1:08:58
  So now they're trying to feed you a little bit.
• 1:09:01
  He really thinks the American people are fucking stupid.
• 1:09:03
  And by the way, America, I just think you're so right.
• 1:09:09
  Yeah. Not, not all.
• 1:09:12
  Americans. To be fair, they're all in
• 1:09:16
  Canada or there's like I think 3 in California.
• 1:09:19
  So and they're very much anti Trump in California anyway.
• 1:09:22
  So yeah, I don't think we have to worry about that.
• 1:09:23
  Here's. Here's my here's my base.
• 1:09:27
  Here's what I base on whether an American is intelligent or not.
• 1:09:31
  If you are an American and you have a passport, I will allow
• 1:09:36
  you to have an IQ over 85. Other than that, you are a
• 1:09:43
  fucking should COO and more on right now let's.
• 1:09:48
  Hell yeah. Let's get back on right?
• 1:09:51
  So they released this video which is 24 hour video of what
• 1:09:57
  is supposed to be the outside of Jeffrey Epstein cell.
• 1:10:01
  These cop are the guards apparently fall asleep and
• 1:10:05
  that's when he kills himself. Bumbling fucking Cartoon Network
• 1:10:09
  ask like guards like. Yeah, like.
• 1:10:12
  Oh, no wonder. No wonder Smithers made me the
• 1:10:15
  head be a guy like. The stories, the story that they
• 1:10:19
  come up with is so disjointed, but people were biting it for
• 1:10:22
  long enough because they still thought that Trump was their
• 1:10:27
  guy, that he was like, yeah, Trump can do no wrong.
• 1:10:30
  He's obviously not on this list. He's still fighting for us.
• 1:10:33
  It's it's the prison who are idiots.
• 1:10:35
  They're the ones who lost the the footage.
• 1:10:39
  They're the ones who have the bumbling guards.
• 1:10:41
  It couldn't be some kind of conspiracy that Trump and and
• 1:10:46
  the the kind of the cabinet that is involved in America, the
• 1:10:49
  people who are in power now, they couldn't be involved in
• 1:10:52
  this stuff. But the more it's that Trump
• 1:10:55
  comes out and says, hey, Epstein, why are we talking
• 1:10:58
  about Epstein? People are like, oh, now it's
• 1:11:00
  all clicking into place. So they're asking they get this
• 1:11:03
  footage. Coffeezilla, by the way, is a
• 1:11:05
  fucking ledge bag. If you want to YouTube, have a
• 1:11:07
  look at some Coffeezilla stuff. He is like.
• 1:11:09
  I've seen a few of his things. Yeah, he's really good.
• 1:11:12
  Studying this, these tapes, and he's like, that's not even
• 1:11:15
  Epstein's fucking cell. Look at this.
• 1:11:18
  The footage cuts off and they want you to believe that, oh,
• 1:11:21
  that's just where they tape, right?
• 1:11:23
  All that shit, I live for that shit.
• 1:11:25
  That's like. Digital.
• 1:11:27
  Age yeah someone else just like fucking hawk eyed on footage is
• 1:11:33
  just fuck I love it. Chef is.
• 1:11:35
  Fucking amazing. My phone can tell me any piece
• 1:11:37
  of information I ever want to fucking know.
• 1:11:40
  Like, but yeah, they're now telling me, yeah, this footage
• 1:11:45
  wipes itself after 24 hours or whatever.
• 1:11:47
  Like, come on. Right.
• 1:11:49
  So they're coming up with some bullshit.
• 1:11:51
  So Pam Bondi, who is after saying, oh, there's I have a
• 1:11:55
  fucking list. Thousands of names are on this
• 1:11:56
  fucking list. And then like the next day she's
• 1:11:59
  saying, oh, there's no such thing as this list.
• 1:12:01
  Nothings happening. List what?
• 1:12:02
  What are you talking about? Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Ain't no modern railing. Or never were.
• 1:12:06
  Like literally. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  And now people are like, OK, we're we're not on board with
• 1:12:11
  this. Like people who were this the
• 1:12:15
  staunchest fucking supporters, these MAGA guys, these Q and on
• 1:12:18
  guys who are all over Trump are now kind of turning on Trump a
• 1:12:21
  little bit. Trump goes on to true social of.
• 1:12:24
  Course he. Does all my guys.
• 1:12:29
  He is a meme. Of a man, he is a fucking.
• 1:12:33
  Meme of a man like Oh my God. It looks like a lot of my guys
• 1:12:38
  and in some cases girls are. What's going on with my guys and
• 1:12:45
  in some cases my girls that's that's I've used that ugly like.
• 1:12:49
  He's that gaslighting MAGA, like because he's been getting away
• 1:12:53
  with this kind of stuff with other people so long because he
• 1:12:56
  has this kind of backing of these kind of fucking he has.
• 1:12:59
  And he's fucking like, I don't want to fucking call him
• 1:13:02
  rednecks, but like, come on these.
• 1:13:03
  Guys are. Rednecks, Hicks, Sons of the
• 1:13:06
  soil. Hollering black men and the.
• 1:13:11
  White. So, but because he's had the
• 1:13:15
  backing of these people before, he's been brazen enough to kind
• 1:13:18
  of say whatever he wants to a group of people and get away
• 1:13:22
  with it because he's had the backing of the fucking righteous
• 1:13:25
  majority of America. Like these fucking guys who are
• 1:13:29
  like, why? Why are we fucking the white man
• 1:13:32
  being the white man being oppressed?
• 1:13:35
  But now he's turning the tables when he sees his people.
• 1:13:40
  Who? By the way, are.
• 1:13:42
  Only asking the same questions they've always been asking.
• 1:13:44
  And they thought Trump was asking those same questions
• 1:13:47
  about this fucking Jeffrey Epstein list.
• 1:13:49
  Now he's saying, guys, are you really that stupid?
• 1:13:52
  Now he's turning to his his fan base, he's turning heel.
• 1:13:56
  He's turning to these guys and saying guys.
• 1:13:58
  He's trying to gaslight the. People that got him where he
• 1:14:01
  fucking is now, there's so. You got me so fired up.
• 1:14:06
  I'm like, yeah. These these.
• 1:14:10
  Guys, these guys who put him in power, they're fucking these,
• 1:14:15
  the shoulders on which he is sitting.
• 1:14:17
  He is now saying, you dumb folks, why are you still asking
• 1:14:21
  the same questions you are asking?
• 1:14:24
  Let's change the subject. But they don't want to change
• 1:14:26
  the subject because the subject is the reason you are where you
• 1:14:29
  fucking are. You're there because they want
• 1:14:33
  you to answer these fucking questions.
• 1:14:35
  But now he's saying the questions and the right
• 1:14:37
  questions anymore. Let's not talk about that.
• 1:14:39
  And the reason why he's saying let's not talk about that is
• 1:14:42
  because he's fucking buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, not just
• 1:14:46
  an acquaintance. He was a fucking best buddy.
• 1:14:49
  Now all this kind of stuff is coming out.
• 1:14:51
  Jeffrey Epstein talking about Trump in ways where it's really
• 1:14:55
  kind of intimate, where he's talking about how him and Trump
• 1:14:59
  fucking hang out with these girls of questionable age.
• 1:15:03
  Like he's been. He's talking about how close he
• 1:15:07
  is to Trump. And in the next sentence he's
• 1:15:09
  talking about how he likes some young.
• 1:15:12
  And then we get all this kind of stuff that comes out about Trump
• 1:15:15
  or Trump is like talking about fucking these teenagers like
• 1:15:18
  these, these 16 year olds where he's like, in a few years I'm
• 1:15:21
  going to fuck you or whatever the fuck, he said, allegedly.
• 1:15:23
  And then don't come out with Trump.
• 1:15:25
  But but but. OK, yeah, sorry you've stopped
• 1:15:28
  me. I I jump in.
• 1:15:31
  So it has come out from the Wall Street Journal in the past
• 1:15:35
  couple of days. Yeah, that Melania, my baby
• 1:15:39
  brat, my Angel, was trafficked onto that island and that's how
• 1:15:43
  they met. Their names are on that list,
• 1:15:46
  and that's how he met her. And if that's exactly what you
• 1:15:49
  were talking, I'm sorry to cut you off.
• 1:15:51
  I wouldn't have mentioned the Melania stuff.
• 1:15:54
  So yeah, like that's. Yeah, it's a case of where there
• 1:15:58
  were always young women paraded to these men that were on the
• 1:16:03
  island. And Ellen, Ellen was there, so
• 1:16:06
  they probably prayed to her as well.
• 1:16:07
  But yeah, she was like, she wanted to move.
• 1:16:10
  She's Ukrainian, right? She wanted to move to the USB
• 1:16:13
  model, whatever fucking. She's a gorgeous woman.
• 1:16:16
  And if you go back to like when they met, Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Because Eastern Europeans are gorgeous women.
• 1:16:21
  Yeah, she's and she's, she's fucking.
• 1:16:23
  Eastern European, listen to this right now.
• 1:16:25
  I'm talking about you. You're a fucking cheese bag.
• 1:16:29
  You are but. Anyway, I do tarot too, but
• 1:16:42
  yeah, so it's the whole thing that she's she's basically been
• 1:16:45
  like, they'll bring over all these fucking models, actresses,
• 1:16:50
  like wannabe models, actresses from wherever, fucking like
• 1:16:55
  Eastern Europe, whatever. And then like they fly them
• 1:16:57
  over. And that's where he very much
• 1:16:59
  met Melania because she was one of Epstein's girls.
• 1:17:03
  That was very much fucking hidden because she's like what,
• 1:17:06
  like 20-5 years younger? 20-30 years.
• 1:17:09
  Younger. Definitely.
• 1:17:10
  Yeah. A.
• 1:17:11
  Lot younger than him and she tried to move to the US to
• 1:17:15
  pursue her career as a model. I think the only reason she got
• 1:17:19
  to the US was because of Epstein flying her over for his guests,
• 1:17:25
  which she used to call party favors, by the way.
• 1:17:28
  And I think that's another reason why I very much like,
• 1:17:31
  feel awful for and support Melania because I think she is a
• 1:17:34
  victim in all of this. And I think.
• 1:17:38
  If you're going to be a victim and you're going to get
• 1:17:40
  trafficked, she kind of hit the best outcome.
• 1:17:43
  She's the 1st president. Yeah, she absolutely.
• 1:17:47
  Could you imagine being like, Oh yeah, well, I'll just, I'll go
• 1:17:51
  ahead with it. And then like all these other
• 1:17:53
  like fucking women are like I'm going to go for the CEO of
• 1:17:57
  fucking failed businesses, whatever some.
• 1:18:00
  Blockbuster, then. Yeah, the CEO of Blockbuster,
• 1:18:04
  like, Oh my God, I'm gonna go for fucking the CEO of like
• 1:18:07
  Subway, like something boring where they're not going to be
• 1:18:09
  like as I imagine going for this guy Donald Trump, who was like,
• 1:18:13
  what was he the CEO of? And I just think he was just a
• 1:18:15
  rich dude. A. 1000 failed companies, but
• 1:18:18
  like yeah, he yeah, he's. And he was on The Apprentice and
• 1:18:22
  whatever, and then he's the fucking president.
• 1:18:25
  And then you flirted so hard that you're in the fucking White
• 1:18:30
  House as the first lady. Imagine being trafficked from
• 1:18:36
  the Ukraine to Jeffrey Epstein island because you want to be a
• 1:18:40
  model. And you're like, you know what?
• 1:18:41
  Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll go over there.
• 1:18:44
  Catching Donald Trump's eye, marrying him.
• 1:18:47
  He becomes the president of the United States.
• 1:18:51
  And you're just like, hello. Like it's just.
• 1:18:54
  Like and. It's so clear when she's like in
• 1:19:00
  public with him, she hates him. Like he'll try and hold her hand
• 1:19:02
  and she like pulls her hand away.
• 1:19:04
  She's like, don't fucking touch me, I hate you.
• 1:19:06
  Get off me. And like, it's just fucking
• 1:19:11
  crazy. And you can tell anytime she's
• 1:19:13
  up there in front of a crowd standing with him and she sees
• 1:19:15
  the crowd, she's. Just I love that your game has
• 1:19:18
  worked up about Melania Trump as I am about yes.
• 1:19:22
  I love. Her.
• 1:19:24
  I love her. I would like if I was a
• 1:19:27
  millionaire, I would take her away from all this.
• 1:19:30
  I would. I would just be like, you belong
• 1:19:33
  to me now. It's fine.
• 1:19:35
  You don't have to worry anymore. You don't have to fuck an orange
• 1:19:38
  man. You can fuck any man you want.
• 1:19:40
  It's fine. Like I, I have a pet house for
• 1:19:43
  you like that you can live in and you can do like literally
• 1:19:46
  it's like a rescue dog that I'm like, I'll set you free.
• 1:19:49
  It's OK, It's fine. But you will be microchipped, so
• 1:19:52
  I know you come back. This is the exact this is.
• 1:19:57
  This is me letting you punch yourself out while I wind up my
• 1:20:01
  ammunition for getting back. I'm trying to calm you down.
• 1:20:06
  Yeah, No, I I think genuinely, that's why.
• 1:20:09
  That's why I feel like, and I always knew I felt so bad for
• 1:20:12
  Melania because I was like, she always looked so uncomfortable.
• 1:20:14
  She didn't want to be there. She hated him.
• 1:20:17
  And I think that he just had enough money to go to Jeffrey
• 1:20:20
  Epstein and be like, can I take this Ukrainian 1.
• 1:20:24
  And he was just like, yeah, Grand Guan.
• 1:20:26
  Like I wouldn't even put it past him to over like Warner in a
• 1:20:30
  fucking poker game. That's how disgusting these men
• 1:20:32
  are. And he took her with him.
• 1:20:35
  She's now the first lady and she just looks so awkward and
• 1:20:39
  miserable all the time. And it's like if you look at any
• 1:20:44
  picture of her, any videos where she is like even walking out
• 1:20:47
  with him to greet the public at like inaugurations and stuff,
• 1:20:50
  she's like, like, whatever. I just want to be back home with
• 1:20:55
  my sexy fucking Prime Minister that only ever wears a green
• 1:20:59
  shirt all the time, like in the Ukraine.
• 1:21:02
  What's his name? Zelensky.
• 1:21:04
  Oh yeah, so fucking hot Zaddy. Like.
• 1:21:11
  And like he won. Like what?
• 1:21:12
  That. No, he was a comedian.
• 1:21:14
  Comedian. And then, yeah.
• 1:21:16
  And then it was, it was Putin who won Dancing With the Stars,
• 1:21:20
  which that whole side of the world is so unserious that I'm
• 1:21:24
  just like, like, like you're, you're Putin.
• 1:21:27
  You're like one of the fucking most feared, like leaders of the
• 1:21:31
  world. And you, you were on Dancing
• 1:21:33
  with the stores, the stores stars.
• 1:21:35
  There's pictures of you topless riding a horse and like, I'm
• 1:21:40
  supposed to be afraid of you, like.
• 1:21:43
  Danny. And you got Kim Jong Un, Danny.
• 1:21:45
  Which is. Danny what?
• 1:21:47
  I have let you. Can I say one more thing?
• 1:21:50
  1. More thing One more thing,
• 1:21:52
  you're about to go into fucking Kim Jong Un.
• 1:21:54
  You're going to do 5 minutes I. Know actually.
• 1:21:57
  But no, I need to say this one thing about Kim Jong Un and why
• 1:21:59
  I love him. I think he's brat.
• 1:22:05
  He is just brat. He's baby girl right?
• 1:22:07
  Because if I ran a country that I was like no one can have
• 1:22:12
  social media. You can all fuck off and I took
• 1:22:16
  a really fire selfie. I too would parade it around the
• 1:22:20
  streets on a truck and honk and make people come out to see.
• 1:22:26
  What a good selfie that I would do that too.
• 1:22:28
  He's just baby girl. That is Benny's hot take on
• 1:22:32
  dictator Kim Jong Un, who starves his people and forces
• 1:22:37
  them to have one of seven haircuts.
• 1:22:40
  I'm going to get back to Jeffrey fucking Epstein now.
• 1:22:45
  But I want to. I want to just let me end it on
• 1:22:47
  a note. He's just baby girl.
• 1:22:50
  Fuck me. Kim Jong, he's just baby girl.
• 1:22:53
  And I, I will next time that I make a graphic for an episode
• 1:22:57
  because I'm so good at making them.
• 1:22:59
  I'm going to make Kim Jong Un as baby girl.
• 1:23:02
  She's baby girl. Danny, do you know how
• 1:23:04
  frustrated you have me right now that you've just, I'm getting
• 1:23:08
  back to Trump, Trump and Jeffrey Epstein?
• 1:23:10
  This is their relationship right?
• 1:23:13
  So not. The baby girl.
• 1:23:14
  Let's go away. Speaking of baby girls, Trump
• 1:23:16
  did once tell a 10 year old as he was going down an escalator
• 1:23:19
  that she's going to be his. Do we have an advert?
• 1:23:22
  You should go to our sponsors. Oh yeah, actually, no, I'm going
• 1:23:26
  to. I'm going to flick through to
• 1:23:27
  see if I have an apartment advert.
• 1:23:29
  Why are you trying to derail me when I'm trying to talk about?
• 1:23:31
  I'm not that. Because I'm on that list.
• 1:23:34
  Sure you're. On the fucking list.
• 1:23:36
  I know you're on that list like so here's here's a totally
• 1:23:40
  unrelated ad read. Did you make that a fun spot or
• 1:24:17
  is that actually your thing? I wrote a couple of weeks ago.
• 1:24:21
  I mean. They sponsored us a couple of
• 1:24:24
  weeks ago. My son says hello.
• 1:24:26
  OK, go on. Go ahead.
• 1:24:27
  She's. Showing me her cat.
• 1:24:28
  Now why is she trying to distract me from this?
• 1:24:32
  Not look at him, he's so handsome.
• 1:24:34
  Yeah, he's very handsome. He's a very handsome child.
• 1:24:36
  Now imagine if he was being fucking diddled because I am
• 1:24:40
  talking about. Nonsense.
• 1:24:41
  Talk about. It that cat is very distracted,
• 1:24:47
  right? So Trump, who by the way, is the
• 1:24:50
  kind of guy who tells 10 year old girls that you're going to
• 1:24:54
  be my girlfriend in 10 years time.
• 1:24:56
  Like he says, he makes these jokes.
• 1:24:58
  He walks into umm locker rooms in pageants where teenagers are
• 1:25:05
  getting dressed just because he can walk in there.
• 1:25:07
  And he says that he actually didn't say that.
• 1:25:10
  The, the, the stuff that's coming out, you, you spoke with
• 1:25:12
  the Wall Street Journal coming out with the, uh, the Melania
• 1:25:15
  stuff. The Wall Street Journal came out
• 1:25:17
  with this thing that Trump is doing them over now where they
• 1:25:21
  have a book that Elaine Maxwell put together for Epstein's 50th
• 1:25:29
  birthday where like a bunch of people, like just Epstein's
• 1:25:32
  friend wrote in like, kind of letters.
• 1:25:36
  And there's one from Trump, allegedly.
• 1:25:38
  I don't want to get sued, but he signed it.
• 1:25:43
  It's. It's in the shape of a naked
• 1:25:46
  woman. They call it a body letter and
• 1:25:49
  it's so fucking weird. It's so weird.
• 1:25:52
  So it's the type it's typed out and the words are typed in the
• 1:25:56
  shape of the silhouette of a naked woman.
• 1:25:59
  And it's so weird because it starts off as kind of like a
• 1:26:03
  narrator says something and then it's a conversation between a
• 1:26:08
  made-up conversation between Trump and Epstein where Trump
• 1:26:12
  goes on to say things like, we haven't, like, I forget the
• 1:26:16
  actual wording of it, but like he goes to allude that they they
• 1:26:20
  share a secret. And it's so creepy the way he
• 1:26:25
  talks about this, the enigma. He uses the word enigma in it.
• 1:26:29
  And his defense that this couldn't have been written by
• 1:26:32
  him is that he's never used the word enigma in his life.
• 1:26:36
  And then people within seconds went on and found.
• 1:26:38
  Me. I wouldn't believe that to be
• 1:26:40
  fair. So like people went on and
• 1:26:43
  within. Seconds of him using this
• 1:26:45
  defense people found videos of him saying that this guy is an
• 1:26:48
  enigma you know like so he's he his defense is like it's it's
• 1:26:53
  the typical thing that that Trump does where he says that
• 1:26:57
  never happened, but like we have video evidence of all of this
• 1:27:00
  stuff so so Trump all of this all of this stuff comes out
• 1:27:03
  Trump is now suing the Wall Street Journal, which is owned
• 1:27:07
  by the way by Rupert Murdoch, the same guy who owns fox the
• 1:27:11
  guys that live inside the. Worst.
• 1:27:13
  The worst of the worst, it's so. Weird that all of these guys
• 1:27:17
  that have Trump's back are now kind of turning on him.
• 1:27:20
  Like even Fox News are kind of saying why is Trump acting this
• 1:27:24
  way? Because they know where their
• 1:27:27
  their bread is bored and it's not Trump.
• 1:27:30
  The funny thing is they're ruled up Trump's hope.
• 1:27:32
  It's because Trump is the leader of this group of people who pay
• 1:27:36
  for their fucking advertising and that is MAGA, the white man.
• 1:27:41
  These guys queuing on, all these guys who watch Fox News
• 1:27:44
  religiously are the guys that are propping up Fox, not Trump.
• 1:27:49
  Trump is just a guy who has wrangled them all into one place
• 1:27:52
  and he's given them all of these sound bites and these talking
• 1:27:55
  features. Yes, Danny, your hand is in the
• 1:27:56
  air again. Interrupting another time, I
• 1:27:58
  just want to say, uh, I want to throw it back to the fact that I
• 1:28:01
  have completely different views from my family.
• 1:28:04
  My brother, who was a comedian, uh, has appeared on Fox News
• 1:28:08
  several times, yes. Hilarious.
• 1:28:12
  But yeah, Carry. On these guys, Fox News now, who
• 1:28:17
  are, they had kind of a symbiotic kind of relationship
• 1:28:21
  with Trump because Trump was feeding them all this kind of
• 1:28:24
  insane stuff and they were buttering him up and letting,
• 1:28:28
  you know, fucking licking his ass.
• 1:28:30
  And the people who love Trump are watching Fox and they were
• 1:28:34
  like religiously watching Fox. And now this is the company.
• 1:28:37
  Like he's suing the owner of this company and like his own
• 1:28:41
  demographic is kind of turning against him, like and all this
• 1:28:44
  kind of stuff. There's I watched a video which
• 1:28:46
  I haven't really seen, I haven't gone into depth with.
• 1:28:50
  But this video is after coming out where Jeffrey Epstein is
• 1:28:56
  sitting up and he's being deposed and someone asked him
• 1:28:59
  the question, has Donald Trump ever acted inappropriately or
• 1:29:04
  sexually towards someone who's under 18 in your presence?
• 1:29:08
  And Epstein says something that is so eerily creepy where he
• 1:29:15
  says he pleads the 5th. So I'm not like fucking
• 1:29:18
  overselling this. He just pleased the 5th.
• 1:29:20
  So which means I'm not answering the question.
• 1:29:21
  But the way he didn't answer the question was he said, I would
• 1:29:24
  love to answer this question right now.
• 1:29:27
  I would love to tell you what I know what what I plead the 5th.
• 1:29:32
  So why is he saying that? Like, so is he saying I'd love
• 1:29:35
  to tell you that Donald Trump never like if, if he was sure
• 1:29:39
  that Donald Trump has never been with a fucking underage.
• 1:29:43
  That's the most mean girl fucking.
• 1:29:46
  Yeah, that's so. Weird like.
• 1:29:48
  Said yes without saying yes. So if he if the answer.
• 1:29:51
  Is. No, I've never seen Trump be
• 1:29:55
  with an underage woman sexually or an underage girl sexually.
• 1:29:58
  Sorry. Yeah, I'm knock on the moment.
• 1:30:01
  Then the answer is no. He would just say no.
• 1:30:04
  Now he's not implicated. Yeah, well, he played the 5th.
• 1:30:06
  Why would you plead the 5th unless he was fucking guilty of
• 1:30:10
  this? So all of the sons.
• 1:30:12
  Are now pointing. He knew, yeah.
• 1:30:14
  He knows, of course he knew he was fucking.
• 1:30:16
  He's underage. People from no, no, but what I
• 1:30:20
  mean is I think he knew that he's going to Trump is some
• 1:30:24
  someone he can rely on in the future.
• 1:30:26
  So to have that I plead the 5th. That's very much him hanging in
• 1:30:30
  the balance of everything. The way he said he played the
• 1:30:32
  fifth was also slightly threatening towards Trump.
• 1:30:36
  So. I mean, I get it.
• 1:30:38
  I fucking get it. If I was getting sent down, all
• 1:30:41
  of my buddies who were into the same disgusting things, they're
• 1:30:43
  coming down with me. But this is what I'm saying is,
• 1:30:46
  is I know Trump is fucking, you know, whatever he's campaigning
• 1:30:51
  for president, he is president. He was, he was president once a
• 1:30:53
  whatever way this, whatever way it was happening at the time,
• 1:30:57
  Epstein knew that Trump has all the power in the world.
• 1:31:00
  So he is saying, I'd love to tell you wink, wink, Trump.
• 1:31:05
  I know, you know, I know. I'm going to plead the fifth
• 1:31:09
  right now, but I'm just letting you know this is a bad way.
• 1:31:12
  You're the president getting the fuck out of here.
• 1:31:14
  Save me. Yeah, save me, but the other the
• 1:31:17
  option there is like, buddy, you're not getting out of this
• 1:31:20
  alive. He's going to be fucking.
• 1:31:22
  Murdered. He is going to be murdered.
• 1:31:26
  There. No matter what happens, FC
• 1:31:28
  wasn't getting out. Like, I'm so surprised.
• 1:31:31
  Like, and it's not just with this new stuff.
• 1:31:33
  I'm so surprised that Glenn Maxwell has survived for as long
• 1:31:36
  as she has. But I would not be surprised if
• 1:31:40
  Glenn Maxwell, I don't think it's going to be a suicide, but
• 1:31:43
  like if something happens to her where she's put in a position.
• 1:31:46
  She like, I'm surprised that she's she's actually like made
• 1:31:50
  it this far. Like I'm so I'm surprised she's
• 1:31:52
  still alive honestly because she did flee.
• 1:31:56
  And. People, it took like a good week
• 1:31:59
  and 1/2 for people to find her and she was in like the fucking
• 1:32:02
  pine barns of the mansion somewhere.
• 1:32:05
  And I'm like, I'm very much just like, fuck that bitch.
• 1:32:09
  Like absolutely. She was completely a fucking
• 1:32:12
  first hand accessory to it. But at the same time I'm like,
• 1:32:16
  she's only facing 20 years. 20 years is not enough.
• 1:32:21
  But they're telling her like, listen, you can have it fucking
• 1:32:25
  halved or even more than that if you comply.
• 1:32:28
  So I think she's going to come onto the stand and she's already
• 1:32:33
  in prison. Who's who's going to fucking do
• 1:32:36
  anything? Danny, the only people that want
• 1:32:40
  this list, the only people that want this list out there are the
• 1:32:46
  people on the ground, me, you and all the fucking other
• 1:32:49
  suckers that don't have a say in what's going on.
• 1:32:51
  Powerful people in America, whether they're on that list or
• 1:32:54
  not, don't want that list out there because their friends are
• 1:32:59
  implicated. The whole fucking system is
• 1:33:01
  implicating. It's going to bring down, it's
• 1:33:03
  going to shatter down a whole fucking tier of the upper
• 1:33:06
  echelons of people, these guys who are on the pedestal in
• 1:33:10
  America and around the world. And if, if you shatter the
• 1:33:15
  illusion of all of these fucking powerful people, then people on
• 1:33:20
  the ground are going to revolt. The They're going to say, why
• 1:33:24
  are we trusting these fucking autocrats?
• 1:33:27
  No, I agree. Bureaucrats, these fucking
• 1:33:29
  people in power, why are we letting them?
• 1:33:31
  So that's why they're so afraid. So I can't.
• 1:33:34
  I honestly, whatever is happening with Trump right now,
• 1:33:37
  like all of this stuff that's going down, I don't know what's
• 1:33:40
  happened. I can't.
• 1:33:41
  He's after surviving impeachment after impeachment, like he's,
• 1:33:44
  you know, like, yeah, no, he's talking about change in the
• 1:33:47
  Constitution in America and no one is batting an eyelid.
• 1:33:49
  He's got a fucking the majority in the Senate or whatever, the
• 1:33:53
  way it fucking works over there. So he has all the power, but now
• 1:33:57
  the people on the ground. Let me just.
• 1:33:59
  Are going to fucking oust that. No, they are.
• 1:34:01
  They are and they should. But I will say this is this is
• 1:34:04
  one thing that I I have to jump into because it's been like a
• 1:34:07
  long standing kind of theory. And if you go back on these
• 1:34:10
  videos like you will see it. So when he was first elected and
• 1:34:14
  he ran against Hillary Clinton. The dog, the.
• 1:34:18
  Dog. The the campaign was like so
• 1:34:21
  fucking ridiculous and he was like literally promising all
• 1:34:24
  these like fucking ridiculously outlandish things, making a
• 1:34:28
  fucking fool of himself. He's going to build a wall.
• 1:34:30
  He's going to do whatever and he's running against Hillary
• 1:34:34
  Clinton. So this the conspiracy theory
• 1:34:37
  goes that he was actually a plant because it's like, no
• 1:34:41
  one's going to fucking elect a reality TV star who's clearly
• 1:34:45
  fucking insane. And that's why apparently they
• 1:34:47
  made his campaigns like fucking through the roof like weird shit
• 1:34:52
  over an actual like fucking articulate, intelligent and
• 1:34:57
  like, but again, America hates women.
• 1:35:00
  They don't want a women in charge.
• 1:35:02
  So they basically when you look at the footage of the scores of
• 1:35:08
  the election scores and all standing there and they announce
• 1:35:11
  that Donald Trump, you can see everyone on that stage.
• 1:35:17
  Yeah, like I don't think the Republicans who are involved
• 1:35:20
  wanted. Like I well, I definitely don't
• 1:35:23
  think they were expecting. It no, and I think he was very
• 1:35:25
  much like, hey, like he was aware of the fact that it was
• 1:35:29
  like, hey, Don, like literally like no one's going to fucking
• 1:35:31
  vote for you. We're going to use you as the
• 1:35:34
  face of the Republican Party because we don't think that we
• 1:35:36
  can win this. We just like obviously Hillary's
• 1:35:40
  going to go against you. And like it did.
• 1:35:42
  It was like a close vote, like at the time when it all
• 1:35:45
  happened. And you, what you can see
• 1:35:47
  though, if you just pull it up on YouTube, like it's so easy to
• 1:35:49
  see that both him and his entire party and Hillary and her entire
• 1:35:58
  party, everyone was just looking at each other like, what the
• 1:36:03
  fuck? Because he wasn't supposed to
• 1:36:05
  win. He was.
• 1:36:07
  I mean, that's the theory that he was put out there.
• 1:36:10
  I was making all these fucking crazy outrageous claims that no
• 1:36:13
  fucking person in their right mind would follow but you.
• 1:36:16
  They negated the fact that Americans, the fucking American
• 1:36:21
  Americans are stupid and racist and fucking dumb as shit and
• 1:36:28
  like when it like it like zooms out and he's.
• 1:36:32
  Stupid and racist and dumb as shit, but they they, they were,
• 1:36:36
  Yeah. Look, I'm not going to doubt
• 1:36:38
  anything that you're saying there.
• 1:36:39
  But also they were feeling not listen to.
• 1:36:44
  That's what the problem was with these people and they got Trump,
• 1:36:47
  Trump kind of guy because like again, this the walk movement,
• 1:36:51
  for better or worse, whatever it was, it was, it was turning into
• 1:36:55
  something that these guys felt was making them the minority,
• 1:37:00
  these guys that always thought they had they had the power and
• 1:37:03
  they like we, we are going to inherit the earth.
• 1:37:06
  These, these fucking young white man, man.
• 1:37:09
  But again, we're going, we're going to inherit this shift.
• 1:37:11
  And then when they felt that everything was shifting, that
• 1:37:14
  the change was coming, they needed a Messiah, and Trump was
• 1:37:18
  their guy. I'm not.
• 1:37:19
  I think that's another thing as well about like they're also so
• 1:37:23
  fucking afraid of having a woman in power that they were just
• 1:37:26
  like, no, absolutely not. We'll take a fucking, we'll take
• 1:37:29
  the star of The Apprentice over Hillary.
• 1:37:32
  And then when it came around, it was Biden.
• 1:37:33
  And I'm not going to say that, but I, Biden was fucking
• 1:37:37
  useless. Like I, I bully.
• 1:37:40
  Fucking. It's the it's the Giant Douche
• 1:37:42
  versus the third sandwich. Like if you have to pick legit.
• 1:37:45
  You have to pick two people. This is why the two party system
• 1:37:48
  is fucking ridiculous. No, I'm not.
• 1:37:50
  Saying so fucking stupid. I'm not saying any kind of
• 1:37:54
  system really kind of works like, you know, like no in in
• 1:37:58
  democracy, we are kind of, you know, like forced to just pick
• 1:38:02
  what's there ahead of us. But the two party system is so
• 1:38:06
  shocked like that you have to pick one or the other and it's
• 1:38:11
  the lesser of two evils. Come like, come on.
• 1:38:13
  That's exactly it, Yeah, the lesser.
• 1:38:15
  The lesser of two evils like the Democrats had to put Joe Biden
• 1:38:19
  out there a fucking A. Geriatric A geriatric war.
• 1:38:24
  Veteran. A ghost in a shell like a
• 1:38:26
  Basically a just just flesh like he looks like with the onset of
• 1:38:33
  dementia, yeah. Like he was, yeah.
• 1:38:36
  He was a guy, yeah. His faculties were gone.
• 1:38:39
  He looked like someone just poured handle wax over a skull.
• 1:38:43
  He was just. That's exactly it was so.
• 1:38:46
  Close. Like you know what I mean?
• 1:38:49
  If you're if if you're closer. To death than you are to your
• 1:38:55
  pension. You shouldn't be able to run a
• 1:38:57
  fucking country guys. No, I think that's so my, my
• 1:39:02
  friend Michaela, like she's, she's American or whatever She,
• 1:39:05
  she's been living over here for the past couple of years.
• 1:39:07
  But she has this very much thing that there should be an age
• 1:39:11
  limit on how old you can be to vote.
• 1:39:15
  And I've said this before. So things like with like Repeal
• 1:39:19
  the 8th and and all this kind of stuff within Ireland.
• 1:39:22
  And I think the reason it was so close that vote was because you
• 1:39:28
  have all these God botherers who are fucking half dead anyway.
• 1:39:33
  People. Who?
• 1:39:34
  I don't think and. People who?
• 1:39:36
  People who aren't. Going to have to deal with the
• 1:39:37
  consequences of these fucking actions, people who come out and
• 1:39:42
  are like, right, we're not going to be around in a generation's
• 1:39:45
  time. But you're so focused, yeah.
• 1:39:48
  And you're, you're out there and you're hanging on to your
• 1:39:51
  fucking clutching your pearls, hanging on to your your morals
• 1:39:55
  for your time that are out there and shit.
• 1:39:58
  But you still have a say in the future of these people.
• 1:40:00
  And you, your view on the world is 3 generations away from the
• 1:40:06
  people that are coming up now. For better or worse.
• 1:40:08
  It's not your world anymore. You had your chance to make it
• 1:40:11
  better and you fucked it up. Now you're just a bunch of
• 1:40:14
  fucking old crones holding on to some fucking idea of power that
• 1:40:20
  you have anymore take away. The right of.
• 1:40:24
  Take away their oxygen tanks, unplug the fucking machines.
• 1:40:28
  You guys had your chance. Now getting to fucking see.
• 1:40:30
  It's a new generation, it's a new time, and it's a new fucking
• 1:40:34
  world. And I, I remember and it was
• 1:40:36
  like when it was repeal the ace and everything, like so many
• 1:40:38
  people came pensioners from living abroad that they
• 1:40:43
  literally. Like.
• 1:40:44
  They they through home like wherever.
• 1:40:46
  So my mother, like she, she wouldn't have been like she was
• 1:40:50
  aggressive like she, you know, she was, she was an older lady,
• 1:40:54
  like she died when she was 74. And but she very much went and
• 1:40:58
  she voted like pro gamers, like pro abortion.
• 1:41:02
  Whatever those are, those are our people that we need.
• 1:41:08
  Yes. That look at the new generation,
• 1:41:10
  that look at the world changing and they fucking want to.
• 1:41:13
  They want to help out the younger generations.
• 1:41:16
  Exactly that exactly. And I remember like talking to
• 1:41:20
  her about it. And because I, again, I've said
• 1:41:23
  earlier in this podcast alone that I am very much the woo woo
• 1:41:28
  black sheep, fucking progressive liberal of the family.
• 1:41:32
  And she was just saying that she was like, honestly, she was
• 1:41:34
  like, I'm not being horrible. I love everyone of you is like
• 1:41:37
  you and your brothers and sister.
• 1:41:39
  But she was like, if I had the option available to me and I got
• 1:41:44
  pregnant first at 20, yeah, maybe, maybe my life will be
• 1:41:47
  completely different. And I was like, that's so honest
• 1:41:50
  and amazing. I'm like, I'm glad you said
• 1:41:52
  that. And then for the whole gay
• 1:41:53
  marriage thing, she she'd obviously voted yes for that.
• 1:41:56
  And she was just like, well, who the fuck is the Harman?
• 1:41:58
  I don't care. Like I really don't let.
• 1:42:01
  Queers be miserable too. Exactly.
• 1:42:04
  And my dad, right, And he was very much just set in his ways
• 1:42:11
  made the point is just not though.
• 1:42:13
  Yeah, my, my lab was the same as well.
• 1:42:15
  He goes not that good me. So like, I'm not going to stand
• 1:42:18
  in anyone's way. Like which I was.
• 1:42:21
  I I'm not surprised by my outlet that way because like I found
• 1:42:24
  out in recent years that like, I always thought my, my, my outlet
• 1:42:29
  was kind of like really old school and kind of like, you
• 1:42:33
  know, was racist and, and homophobic and stuff like that.
• 1:42:37
  Turns out it's not that way at all.
• 1:42:39
  He just likes. He just likes a racist,
• 1:42:42
  homophobic joke. And it turns out.
• 1:42:44
  Yeah. What do I I'm my daddy son, but
• 1:42:49
  like he's he surprised me with with his politics in recent
• 1:42:54
  years where like he was like, it's not got to do with me.
• 1:42:58
  Let the gays be gay. Let the fucking, you know, let
• 1:43:01
  people, if it's not affecting me, I don't give a fuck anymore.
• 1:43:04
  Which, you know, I'm kind of. Happy and like, and that's the
• 1:43:07
  thing, like with my mom and dad and they were like, like, I
• 1:43:10
  mean, if I came home and like said to my mom was like, look, I
• 1:43:12
  love, I love eating carpet. She'll probably be like, I don't
• 1:43:16
  like it, but as long as you're happy and like, you know what I
• 1:43:21
  mean? And it's like it's really
• 1:43:24
  responsible as an older person to either vote positively or
• 1:43:31
  just not vote. Or abstain.
• 1:43:32
  Exactly. I think that's like a fucking
• 1:43:34
  huge thing that like a lot of older people kind of need to
• 1:43:37
  fucking realize. Because if you're like 76 and
• 1:43:41
  you're going to the polling station and like, you could be
• 1:43:43
  dead tomorrow, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
• 1:43:47
  And it's. Like better chance of them not
• 1:43:50
  seeing the results of that. And it's just, it's just like
• 1:43:56
  that's going to live on for years and years and years in the
• 1:44:00
  country and you're probably going to be dead within 10,
• 1:44:03
  which is it's selfish, it's fucking bigoted.
• 1:44:06
  You're just letting your hate rule your fucking choice.
• 1:44:10
  Or like, I mean like the choice that you shouldn't even fucking
• 1:44:13
  have, honestly, because I think it should just if you hit 70,
• 1:44:16
  you shouldn't be able to vote. Or drive.
• 1:44:18
  Because there's hard drive, there's absolutely no, I agree
• 1:44:22
  with that too. I actually do because they make
• 1:44:23
  them take a test again, they make them retake their test at
• 1:44:28
  70. I mean, I don't know if it's the
• 1:44:30
  same over there in the UK. It is like you have to retake it
• 1:44:33
  at 70. But it's like, how are these
• 1:44:36
  cunts passing at 70? Like really?
• 1:44:40
  And it's like, again, if you're not going to live at least 50
• 1:44:43
  years in the environment that you're voting for changes in,
• 1:44:50
  why, Why are you voting? Why are you allowed to vote?
• 1:44:52
  Your vote shouldn't fucking. Count.
• 1:44:54
  I will point out that I do not believe in vote or oppression in
• 1:44:58
  any way. Everybody should have their say,
• 1:44:59
  but. I do.
• 1:45:00
  I. I do, yeah.
• 1:45:02
  Just so everyone doesn't think that I I but I do believe that
• 1:45:07
  these people should cop the fuck on and help out the new
• 1:45:11
  generations and not fucking make the world a worse place.
• 1:45:15
  It's, it's tiny things, right? That takes it.
• 1:45:17
  So like my dad's side of the family fucking.
• 1:45:21
  Lower. Lesbians on his side of the
• 1:45:23
  family like love the cousins. And I think that's why he's just
• 1:45:28
  like, Oh my God, just fucking say anything.
• 1:45:32
  It's like my mom and stuff. It's just like, you can, you can
• 1:45:34
  go on. And like I remember her saying
• 1:45:36
  to me like, and this was something that like brings me
• 1:45:39
  back into it. I'm, I'm not trying to go super
• 1:45:41
  off topic, but I'm just saying tiny things where, you know,
• 1:45:45
  like middle-aged women are the biggest Karens and never
• 1:45:51
  satisfied or ever. So when I moved over to Wales,
• 1:45:55
  my first job was in a call center.
• 1:45:57
  I remember like calling my mom, I'd be like crying like every
• 1:46:02
  time I called her because people were horrible to me and stuff.
• 1:46:06
  And it took like her being because she now she would take,
• 1:46:09
  she would call Sky and she'd be a fucking wagon.
• 1:46:13
  She'd be horrible to him for no reason, for no reason.
• 1:46:17
  And I remember telling her and I was like, Malik legit, like, if
• 1:46:19
  you fucking call through to me and I get you and you're already
• 1:46:23
  like fucking rude, I'm not helping you.
• 1:46:26
  I probably have everything within my means in front of me
• 1:46:29
  to help you. I'm not going to do it.
• 1:46:31
  And she was just like, OK. And then she had, she'd
• 1:46:36
  mentioned to me before she's like when she was like calling
• 1:46:38
  Sky or the bank or wherever that, yeah, she might have been
• 1:46:42
  frustrated by something. But like the young girl or like
• 1:46:46
  guy on the other end of the phone knows nothing about it.
• 1:46:49
  Like, it's not their problem. And she said she's just like put
• 1:46:52
  herself in the position of like, fuck, like, I wouldn't want to
• 1:46:55
  be screaming at someone's daughter because I'm fuming
• 1:46:58
  about my daughter calling me crying because someone else is
• 1:47:02
  screaming at her. Do you know what I mean?
• 1:47:04
  Like that kind of thing. That's why I think she was very
• 1:47:06
  progressive and she, you know, she, she was very open to my way
• 1:47:11
  of thinking, like, rather than the rest of them who were still
• 1:47:13
  very like conservative and stuff.
• 1:47:16
  But I think when you go to the likes of like voting for Trump,
• 1:47:19
  like I know my brother voted for Trump, like he's, he's over
• 1:47:22
  there or whatever. I called him out on that.
• 1:47:25
  And I was like, well, so this is the first time around.
• 1:47:27
  I don't think he voted for him the second time around.
• 1:47:29
  But he had said like that you don't live here.
• 1:47:33
  And he was like, this is another thing that he's like a lot of
• 1:47:36
  people are so anti Trump all over the world because this and
• 1:47:39
  this, but he's like a lot of things have gotten better with
• 1:47:42
  this man in power, which I. I don't question, yeah.
• 1:47:46
  Yeah, yeah, I, I don't live there.
• 1:47:48
  Like I, you know, it's not my place to question it, but he
• 1:47:51
  was. And again, like I, I visited
• 1:47:54
  there and a lot of them like at the time like so before, like I
• 1:47:56
  think the last time was it was like 2016.
• 1:47:59
  So I don't even know who was in power then.
• 1:48:02
  He was just coming into power. So, yeah, it was.
• 1:48:04
  Obama was giving up. Obama was coming in, Yeah.
• 1:48:07
  Yeah. And then there was like a lot of
• 1:48:08
  like fucking like Republican flags and stuff like that at the
• 1:48:12
  time. Which means a very different
• 1:48:14
  thing in Ireland. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:48:16
  And it's like there's Republican and there's and Republican.
• 1:48:22
  For. Anyone who is at home and
• 1:48:23
  doesn't get that Simpsons meme, it's the shake, Shake your head,
• 1:48:27
  nod your head. Lionel Hutz is selling houses to
• 1:48:33
  kind of let's let's tie this off then, because we've we've gone
• 1:48:38
  down the FC. So Trump, like everybody, is
• 1:48:40
  turning talk. About half fucking dead.
• 1:48:43
  Everybody is is turning on Trump, including like his
• 1:48:48
  podcast Bros like the likes of Flagrant and Roll In even TO
• 1:48:54
  Von, who was. Turning on him.
• 1:48:56
  Yeah, well, Rogan. No, sorry, no, I'm going.
• 1:49:00
  I have to cut you off because it's going to go in my head.
• 1:49:02
  Otherwise. The Co von turn around has has
• 1:49:06
  been fascinating to watch because he went to Trump's
• 1:49:09
  inauguration, right? And he was, he was so fucking
• 1:49:13
  pro. I don't know, right?
• 1:49:15
  I don't know if he was pro Trump's politics though.
• 1:49:18
  OK, so I'll give TO Von the benefit as I will list that he
• 1:49:21
  does. I'm not saying he's a 50 year
• 1:49:23
  old man who should know better, but I'm just saying he he.
• 1:49:27
  Yeah, good looking 50. Yeah, I didn't.
• 1:49:30
  Know he's 50. Yeah, he's he is, especially for
• 1:49:33
  someone who has like gone down the drug loot as well.
• 1:49:36
  Like he actually looks well for it.
• 1:49:37
  But he kind of got and he gave Trump a, a platform and he kind
• 1:49:45
  of really humanized Trump in that one because like a lot of
• 1:49:48
  other places didn't humanize them as much because they talked
• 1:49:50
  about, he didn't even talk about politics.
• 1:49:53
  He talked about like addiction and stuff like that, which
• 1:49:55
  actually got a lot of the MAGA guy.
• 1:49:56
  He's kind of mad where he's like, why are you talking about
• 1:49:58
  this shit with Trump? You've got him there and talk
• 1:50:00
  about politics. But anyways.
• 1:50:02
  Like, no, like you try to make this person seem human, yeah.
• 1:50:05
  This is I'm not I'm not batting for TR Von and this as well,
• 1:50:08
  because he did he'd done the whole thing.
• 1:50:10
  He he drank the soup. He fucking, you know, he took
• 1:50:12
  the pill. He.
• 1:50:14
  Did he went to the inauguration? The whole lot, but again, like
• 1:50:18
  sat. There with Jake Paul, yeah, but.
• 1:50:20
  Yeah. Like like I'm saying like I
• 1:50:22
  don't know if no matter who's the president at the time, if a
• 1:50:25
  president kind of invited me to function and it's a once in a
• 1:50:29
  lifetime kind of a thing, I'd probably go.
• 1:50:31
  I'm not going to say I support Trump like I would go for Trump.
• 1:50:35
  I'm just saying like I understand what he what what
• 1:50:38
  what he would. Do an incredible, fucking
• 1:50:41
  incredible experience to have, yeah.
• 1:50:43
  It wasn't they was they thought it was going to be an incredible
• 1:50:46
  experience, but it wasn't. They got fucking shepherded into
• 1:50:48
  his face. They got to watch the oak.
• 1:50:49
  They were all sitting on seats, Theo horns.
• 1:50:51
  He actually broke. They were sitting on fucking
• 1:50:53
  there. It did, yeah.
• 1:50:54
  That was really funny. I like that.
• 1:50:55
  And Jake? Paul was like, they were all,
• 1:50:58
  they were all hungry and starving and they ended up
• 1:51:01
  getting shit food and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:51:02
  So they they kind of bought into like that this is going to be
• 1:51:06
  this magical moment that they get to hang out with the
• 1:51:09
  president or whatever. But again, like a lot of stuff
• 1:51:12
  that Trump promises and under delivers with stuff, it's all
• 1:51:16
  fucking a fugazi. It's all Oz.
• 1:51:18
  It's he's the big guy that's fucking behind the curtain.
• 1:51:22
  But all the stuff ends up turning to shit.
• 1:51:24
  It's the wall never appeared fucking when he talked about
• 1:51:28
  getting rid of all these rapists and stuff.
• 1:51:30
  He's just rounding up fucking people that are the easiest to
• 1:51:33
  get. He's just he's deporting like
• 1:51:36
  kids in cages. It's this like the stuff that
• 1:51:39
  Trump has tried to promise or trying to deliver from his
• 1:51:43
  promises. He's given the T move version of
• 1:51:46
  that. Like even when he's flying too
• 1:51:49
  close to the sun now, even with these tariffs where he came out
• 1:51:52
  and was like, I'm going to make America great again because
• 1:51:55
  these tariffs, oh, tariff. It's the greatest word in the in
• 1:51:58
  the in the language. But it's a long term solution.
• 1:52:02
  Even if they work, it didn't work for Australia for fucking
• 1:52:04
  years. Even if tariffs fucking work,
• 1:52:08
  it's not going to work. I have Canada's response that
• 1:52:11
  they were like, go fuck yourself.
• 1:52:12
  Yeah, like everything that you like comes from us.
• 1:52:16
  Like, yeah, exactly. So like, you're not The only
• 1:52:19
  people that are going to suffer from these tariffs are the
• 1:52:22
  people buying the products, and that's the people on the ground
• 1:52:25
  in America. But they're being told that, oh,
• 1:52:27
  these jobs are going to become American.
• 1:52:29
  No, they're not. They're not going to become
• 1:52:32
  American. They're not.
• 1:52:33
  They're just, they're still going to get them from the same
• 1:52:35
  places or else if they do end up building these factories in
• 1:52:39
  America, they're going to be fucking hell holes like Amazon
• 1:52:42
  where you're going to have to piss in bottles because the
• 1:52:45
  lowest it's fuck, You're living in a place where consumerism and
• 1:52:49
  capitalism is the fucking God and you guys are going to be
• 1:52:52
  pissing in. Bottles banning your hands up
• 1:52:54
  again. My hand is up just because I
• 1:52:55
  know my ex is, is really good friends with somebody who works
• 1:53:00
  in the warehouse here in the UK. Obviously there's a bunch of
• 1:53:05
  them, but there is one in Bristol.
• 1:53:08
  So it's like basically if you come off the Severn Bridge from
• 1:53:10
  Wales and Bristol, it's so close to Wales basically that that's
• 1:53:15
  where you can get your same day delivery if you spend £20 kind
• 1:53:21
  of thing. I've driven past that warehouse
• 1:53:24
  many a time and it's so fucking big.
• 1:53:28
  Like it's, it's absolutely fucking huge.
• 1:53:31
  And I have like obviously my ex's friends have worked there.
• 1:53:35
  They said that like they'll get like a 20 minute break.
• 1:53:38
  So they'll get 220 minute breaks and then an hour break.
• 1:53:42
  And they can only go and have a smoke on their hour break
• 1:53:46
  because it takes them so fucking long to go through that building
• 1:53:51
  to get down to the floor where they can smoke.
• 1:53:55
  It's not worth it because they'll get down there with like
• 1:53:58
  what, maybe 18 minutes spare and then they have to smoke and then
• 1:54:02
  just fucking run back. So they're working you like a
• 1:54:05
  fucking dog. Like obviously if you're not a
• 1:54:08
  smoker, maybe it seems a little bit better, but a lot of people
• 1:54:12
  are fucking smokers. And a lot of people, like, I
• 1:54:14
  mean, I don't necessarily agree with it because I'm not a
• 1:54:16
  smoker. But like they get like you can
• 1:54:19
  go out and you can take, you know, a smoke break every few
• 1:54:21
  minutes and do whatever and like they don't lose their 215 minute
• 1:54:26
  breaks, you know, I mean, but still anyway.
• 1:54:30
  Thank you for giving this things like you're on topic, Danny.
• 1:54:34
  I'm saying Amazon talking about Amazon.
• 1:54:36
  If those factories go into America because like the British
• 1:54:41
  version of these factories, if you're saying it, it's grim.
• 1:54:44
  In Britain, in America where cash is king and capitalism
• 1:54:48
  rules, it is so much fucking bleaker.
• 1:54:51
  Where like where you're in a system where people who serve
• 1:54:55
  you food can't put food on the table unless the guy gives you
• 1:54:59
  like pays you a tip out of his pocket because the employer
• 1:55:02
  doesn't want to fucking pay you because the minimum wage is so
• 1:55:07
  bad. So you start building fucking
• 1:55:09
  factories in America and I'm going to tell you, you think
• 1:55:11
  there's people jumping out fucking windows and landing in
• 1:55:13
  Nets in China and fucking Taiwan.
• 1:55:16
  You are going to see some grim shit come out of America.
• 1:55:20
  So again, yeah, that your hands I.
• 1:55:22
  Have to hold my hand up because like because you're on a train.
• 1:55:26
  I just have to fix I. Talk about German Shepherds or
• 1:55:28
  something over the next 5 fucking minutes.
• 1:55:30
  No, no, I'm just saying like this year like that, it goes
• 1:55:32
  back to that whole thing of like the working environment and
• 1:55:35
  stuff. It's gotten to a point where in
• 1:55:37
  in Japan it's even gotten so fucking intense that if you fuck
• 1:55:41
  yourself in front of a train, your family is fined for that.
• 1:55:45
  Your family has to pay for that because so many people do it all
• 1:55:49
  the time. And it's always because of like
• 1:55:51
  a fucking toxic, overworked work culture where people think that
• 1:55:56
  they need to fucking work themselves to the bone to be
• 1:55:59
  able to live or to be fucking like seen as worthy in anyone's
• 1:56:04
  lives. But yeah, sorry, go back.
• 1:56:07
  To I think Japan is turning around a little bit on that, but
• 1:56:09
  like, yeah, like those kind of, yeah, like you're right about
• 1:56:14
  this kind of it is getting grim around the world, but like it's
• 1:56:16
  it is grim in America. It's already like working
• 1:56:18
  conditions in America aren't fucking great.
• 1:56:21
  That's why you don't have these fucking jobs, why they outsource
• 1:56:24
  them to places where they have cheap labor.
• 1:56:26
  That because like the openly white man doesn't want to do
• 1:56:30
  things that the fucking the the Asian children will be able to
• 1:56:35
  do. Like if you and do you think a
• 1:56:36
  fucking a 30 year old man is going to be able to make your
• 1:56:39
  fucking Nike runners as fucking intricately, intricately
• 1:56:44
  designed? No, I need those tiny little
• 1:56:46
  Indonesian hands. You need those little fucking
• 1:56:53
  right we're after getting off topic again.
• 1:56:54
  But what I'm saying is his his tariff stuff is fucking not
• 1:56:58
  going to work out. His legacy right now is going to
• 1:57:02
  be if all this stuff comes out, like, I don't know, it's like
• 1:57:07
  Jimmy Savile had to wait till he was dead before all that fucking
• 1:57:09
  shit came out. But all I'm saying is everything
• 1:57:11
  is starting to mount up against Trump right now, and he is his
• 1:57:14
  legacy, Louie. Garu tried, though Louis Theroux
• 1:57:18
  did try. Yeah, he tried.
• 1:57:20
  But this, this Trump's legacy while he's.
• 1:57:23
  And to be honest, yeah, I don't think I've seen a picture of
• 1:57:26
  Trump's ankles. I don't think that guy is going
• 1:57:28
  to last too long. That guy is going to get got by
• 1:57:31
  a claw. That's all I'm telling you.
• 1:57:33
  No, he is. He's a swamp monster.
• 1:57:35
  He literally is like. I don't think there's long left
• 1:57:38
  in Trump. He might be like, he might be
• 1:57:40
  one of these industrial fucking strength fucking human beings
• 1:57:45
  that lives. He's gotten further than I ever
• 1:57:49
  thought that a. Guy that eats fucking, you know,
• 1:57:52
  McDonald's and diet cork every fucking day of the week like I I
• 1:57:55
  just. I just feel like every day you
• 1:57:58
  see him, like every picture that's posted of him, he looks
• 1:58:01
  older, Yeah. Like he's just not handling life
• 1:58:04
  well at all. Like the square that he, he
• 1:58:09
  paints his face in, you can see the outline of that is getting
• 1:58:12
  more white and translucent every day.
• 1:58:15
  So I don't know if he's going to last long enough for the stuff
• 1:58:20
  to come out and for him to get really like, you know, lynched
• 1:58:24
  and lampooned and fucking put on trial while he's living this.
• 1:58:27
  This is a genuine question right?
• 1:58:29
  Because I obviously I know fuck all about American politics.
• 1:58:32
  So if he goes, is JD Vance then automatically president?
• 1:58:38
  Yeah, like, yeah, if he dies, JD Vance comes in.
• 1:58:40
  So I imagine if he's. What do you mean like?
• 1:58:43
  Imagine if he's gonna. Get a little worse before it
• 1:58:46
  gets better. Yeah, so like, but I again, JD
• 1:58:50
  Vance is one of these sycophantic people who didn't
• 1:58:52
  like Trump, said fucking Trump was bad for everything.
• 1:58:56
  But once he was put on Trump's team, he just started fucking
• 1:59:01
  drinking the fucking kool-aid. He was like, he's all Trump's
• 1:59:04
  fucking whore, but he doesn't want to be.
• 1:59:06
  These people want to be because Trump's not a likable person.
• 1:59:09
  He's a fucking detestable union who says some fucking horrible
• 1:59:13
  stuff. But they all are sycophantic.
• 1:59:16
  They all are out here telling Trump what he wants to hear.
• 1:59:19
  They're all saying no, you, you're the man, Donald, because
• 1:59:24
  they know where their bread is bored.
• 1:59:25
  But once you find out that there comes some solid proof or even
• 1:59:31
  just some stuff that comes out that turns public opinion
• 1:59:34
  against Trump and he might lose the grip on the power that he
• 1:59:38
  has, you're going to see all these rats jump off that fucking
• 1:59:41
  Trump ship. I am fucking telling you.
• 1:59:43
  Yeah, it's going to be something fucking spectacular.
• 1:59:46
  We are living in an age right now that we are seeing some
• 1:59:51
  fucking weird shit happen in politics, in celebrity, in just
• 1:59:56
  the world in general, in war and everything.
• 1:59:58
  And Donald Trump is that fucking cherry on the pie.
• 2:00:01
  That is the weird fucking dish that we are being fucking served
• 2:00:06
  right now. And I, I don't know what way
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  it's happening, but it's just fascinating to watch.
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  I don't know if I knew I was this fucking into it, but I am
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  worked up right now. We've gone 2 hours and 8
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  minutes. I'm going to give you 2 minutes
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  to talk about Half Life too. I I I think we'll call it here.
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  I think this is going to be our episode 4.
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  It's very on topic. Yeah, I think so.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  We don't know what's going to happen in the next few weeks.
• 2:00:42
  Is bringing. Actually, let me answer this.
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  This is the, you know, the tall South African guy I told you
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  about. Very funny.
• 2:00:49
  Casino. Casino guy.
• 2:00:52
  Hello you are you are on the podcast right now.
• 2:00:58
  What you're on the podcast right now.
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  Goodbye doesn't want to be on the podcast isn't isn't a fun
• 2:01:13
  but yeah no so I think that this was probably our most informed
• 2:01:19
  and episode that we. Looking not it's just me fucking
• 2:01:26
  ranting and raving for two hours and then you talking about
• 2:01:30
  things I. Didn't even get to talk about
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  like I didn't get to talk about anything that I wrote down.
• 2:01:36
  But we'll do that next time once you close this out.
• 2:01:40
  I have an only fans. So.
• 2:01:45
  I don't I don't I. Was going to say you had full
• 2:01:49
  discussions about you never having an only fans.
• 2:01:51
  I know, I know, I know, I don't know.
• 2:01:53
  I don't have to end this because I don't know where Alex is.
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  Good Alex. Alex.
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  I think every episode should just end with Alex.
• 2:02:02
  Shouting Alex like Fred Flintstone shouting Wilma at the
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  door, Kevin. Kevin.
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  Let me let me like he might put this, but just let me do a sign
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  off. OK.
• 2:02:13
  Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to Hocus Pocus
• 2:02:18
  lack of focus. We hope you learned absolutely
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  nothing. I've been justy.
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  She's been Danny. Thanks for hanging out with us
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  for the spell. I love that you say hanging,
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  because I think any insoler listens.
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  Should. Cut this.
• 2:02:34
  Cut this bit. Cut the fucking Jesus.
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  Goodnight and goodbye. I love you.
• 2:02:42
  I don't. If you're an insult, that's.
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  It. It's doing.
• 2:02:44
  That like it's doing it.