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Episode 50. Halloween SpookDABular: The Headless Horseman vs. Jack Skellington · High n' Dry Podcast

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SPEAKER_00: Whenever I talk about product, it's about weed.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, and I was I was pretty open when people were asking me about, you know, like what I was, you know, where like my story.
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SPEAKER_00: And I was like, after after the pandemic hit, I got a job in the cannabis industry.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I tried to make sure I let everyone know that so they weren't like surprised later.
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SPEAKER_01: What you smoke weed in Vegas?
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SPEAKER_01: I came here from the gym and I'm working out the old muscles.
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SPEAKER_01: And then I take a bunch of moonshine and I just feel my muscles going.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that is that moon shine?
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SPEAKER_00: Are we live right now?
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SPEAKER_00: You need to tell us when you're when you hit live.
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SPEAKER_01: I just hit the button so we could do it.
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SPEAKER_01: Alright guys well if you're ready I'm ready.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I need another like five to ten minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: Five to ten minutes just to get emotionally prepared.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You don't know what it's like what's it all right so hey everybody welcome to High and Dry Podcast the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm your host Ryan Barron North joining me as always James James Crosslin.
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SPEAKER_01: James what's happening?
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SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
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SPEAKER_01: How you doing?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm doing really well I'm uh incredibly tired.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh started a first week at a startup company um and uh it's been pretty intense.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel I feel like I'm contributing.
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SPEAKER_01: It's great.
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SPEAKER_01: Well that's good.
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SPEAKER_01: That's good contribution.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what's important.
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SPEAKER_01: And joining us for a special Halloween episode of High and Dry Podcast returning philosopher Trey.
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SPEAKER_01: Trey what's going on man how you doing so um trying to get this twitch set up because I was told last minute Twitch up but now you're here you're here well thanks for joining us um this is again special Halloween episode High and Dry.
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SPEAKER_01: I got a little Halloween question for you.
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SPEAKER_01: We got Halloween fight you everyone else I like the scene behind you Trey.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah what is that what's going on there that's a Halloween scene.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh look at that spooky I knew it was coming up you got a spooky wall so spooky it's as spooky as we could make a podcast really it wraps over there.
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SPEAKER_01: Very nice very nice for those of you who joining us thank you so much for listening we appreciate it please like share subscribe play us in the background at you know while you're fist fighting your stepdad um I saw some pretty good uh fist fighting your stepdad videos on Reddit this past week there was some pretty great ones that's just R forward slash fist fighting your stepdad no it was on like public freak out and stuff uh there there were two pretty good videos of uh of people fighting their stepdads it was beautiful they've sh they beat the shit out of them the stepdad got his ass whipped oh yeah both times okay stepdad's come uh you know they don't they don't know yeah they they beat up on them when they're literally no when you're a teenager you don't make a choice I don't know more shit but not all of them I mean we're so you're talking about the ones who've had it coming for the past 16 years of this channel oh yeah oh yeah and I'm sure that's different yeah I'm sure you got those guys for yeah out there but uh oh right welcome all right so for those of you who are this is the first time joining us and try in case you need a reminder this is our High and Dry Podcast works we start every episode off with a philosophical debate a conundrum a fun little question and then it devolves into a fist fight as those things often do.
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SPEAKER_01: Classic but what makes us so special and so different is before we do any of that is that we get a little drunk and we get a little high.
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SPEAKER_00: So getting us a little drunk and a little high to start um James you're our resident high philosopher what are you bringing this week shit I forget okay so oh that's right this one is called uh it's a new one I just opened this package so I'm gonna be tasting it for the first time in front of all y'all it's called Cookie Punch Cookie Punch and not doesn't sound entirely appetizing if it was like on a menu uh cookie punch I don't think is a draw for many people like five year olds but I think I think it's a cross between Girl Scout cookies and fruit punch which are both good strengths.
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SPEAKER_01: Well if you give your child just a micro dose can help them sleep I dip my chocolate chip cookies in my in my Kool-Aid I'm for uh and Trey how about yourself what what are you bringing to the table this week oh today I have because I also have to work on free promotion is uh 1900 the cousin of 1800 it's really 1800 oh there you go delicious that is what I have straight tequila fancy yeah and I'll be joining you today if if anyone watched our little video on Instagram we did a tasting of it earlier I'll be joining with Old Smokey Tennessee Moonshine also smoky margarita is that margarita oh alien flavor than the I can't remember that what was the name yeah the the the something punch it was a punch it just tasted like cough syrup no this one actually it was very smooth it tastes really good nothing like cough syrup at all so okay it was a pretty good one yeah yeah so it's time to do our first toast our first hit first shot I will be drinking out of the high and dry podcast mason jar pour me some of that too yeah it was good right to see it yeah we tried that last time here we go it is the best way to drink thank you yeah yeah maybe who's the who's the first toast to I was at this first toast goes out to timeless sandworms everywhere Cher Carl Urban and our guest today Trey Cheers Trey Cheers That's damn tasty this cookie punch is delicious no I'm gonna have to be I'm on the same page with you uh the the one thing that I enjoy about this particular moonshine everything else I drink on the show like you get that you know punch in the ribs as it's going down at the back end nothing like that here that makes it dangerous yeah oh yeah oh yeah you take down a whole mason jar of moonshine and uh drive home quick because that's gonna hit you pretty much do not drive home after that he's he doesn't mean that I do not mean legally legally he doesn't mean that do not attempt to drive home quickly before the alcohol sets in it's a bad idea you gotta you gotta drive home while you're drinking it that way it won't hit you yeah if you have a drinking problem please seek help that is open container laws you drink before you drive and then rush home before a geezer yeah and then if you need to hide in a Taco Bell drive thru just right in plain sight.
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SPEAKER_00: So you're never making it out I can't tell you how many people I've been behind that fell asleep at a fast food drive thru in the morning make you get out if you do that.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah and I'm always afraid to get out because America is a country of everyone has a gun every there's so many drunk drivers and they all have guns no that's crazy we decided as a country that the Wild West was pretty sweet and we just stuck with it.
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SPEAKER_00: We sure forgot about all the syphilis.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah and demand death so this time to go into our second shot second hit slate one goes out to our newest guests not guests our newest viewers and listeners they are in Wilson Arkansas Wilson Arkansas amazing yeah so here's some Tennessee moonshine to Wilson Arkansas cheers gun I should have poured this in that one yeah this uh moonshine allows you to get some pretty decent chance who damn shine from Alabama like yeah so moonshine is like the best alcohol ever so so do so I remember I was in Alabama working at one point uh but I don't remember buying moonshine there I bought it in South Carolina and they sold it at gas stations is that common in Alabama also it is if your friend is with the person is it can't be like a standard gas station or a mainstream one it's like the one on the corner that is literally owned by a guy okay right but if you're in that part of Alabama you shouldn't be there if you don't live there I'll tell you that's why I buy from our friend in the pool hall who would bring it like in the back of his truck in the cooler and that was yup best liquor I've ever had that's awesome uh what I mean the ones I got at gas stations were like uh brands those like companies were like making moonshine and sold it you need the jar that comes from the guy who you know has like his setup in the woods away from his house because if it blows up he doesn't want to burn out that is what you need the mark and he only wears overalls he did hey overalls are fucking awesome it's it's a versatile garment yo when I was when I was in the south I wore overalls all the time blended in like a fucking chameleon no one can say like everyone say so that brings us to our third toast our third hit our third shot your toast what's it to in honor of I always I always do this every time like oh yeah I'm supposed to have a toast so in honor of Halloween EDC and Halloween ED Sallowen because that is happening right now High and Ween Holocail shout out to all the scantily clad women who will be out past weekends freezing their butts off in cold places because they have to get into the club for that cheaper price same I wanna I want to extend that to the scantily clad men as well you're all doing everyone a service scantily clad everybody I love it put in myself I'm going as a sexy scarecrow this year so very nice anybody anybody uh put your dangly bits out there yeah sexy truth this just became a nudist podcast scantily clad it's not you only show enough not fool you know yeah yeah yeah it's unsanitary can't give all goods at the beginning you gotta gotta keep something on the rack you can't just have you just can't have balls and and pusties rubbing up against everything in our world just unsanitary it's unsanitary towel to put down we should have put some newspapers down newspapers would be so fucking funny excuse me let me pull out your chair and lay down your newspaper every like fancy restaurant on the planet had like tears the newspaper off and puts no newspaper on each newspaper down the more plied newspaper they have plied newspaper I'm sitting on a Sunday New York Times holy shit oh man you can feel it's got they left the ads in and everything all right so with that being said it's time to jump into the first part of the podcast it's time to get into our philosophical debate now in honor of Halloween and this um holod I don't know spook tacular is just so overused yeah it's high in spooktacular um spook dabular the spook dabul the spook dabular uh that's a double pun yeah spook dabular that was out of wow okay so um in honor of the spook dabular podcast we're gonna do a spooky question my question for you guys today is if you could pick any horror movie so pick a horror movie whatever horror movie how would that shit have gone differently had you been involved great question a horror movie how it should have gone differently which is bad but I'm excited so guests first Trey if you were in a horror movie you picked the horror movie tell us how shit would have gone down different if you were involved so not I try to avoid making things like race whatever so we'll do the place environment product of my environment is what I will say and black people on the regular look at horror movies and are like nah so first of all it wouldn't happen if you start off a horror movie with a black person it wouldn't happen and any horror movie that has black people I'll bring up what's what's the one uh uh Marlon Wayans did the one for paranormal activity or haunted house with Ryan Lyon Haunted House I I'm I'm actually gonna be watching those this week I uh I every like every week every Halloween I'll be watching October starts and you become fear fest every Halloween every I am trying my significant other is uh a fucking wuss when it comes to that stuff and I know I'm trying to get spooky over here um you know but you you could play fucking Scooby-doo in the ghoul school and she's gonna be up that night um watch Dracula Den loving it did she like it yeah yeah oh yeah yeah um and I'm I'm well she she had to leave halfway though I'm gonna be playing that again but I have a thing with blood humor yeah um and so that's just right up my alley so all right so did you say which movie would be different no I did because every movie would be different do you want do you want to pass for now and then you can mull it over yes because everyone starts I would tell you right now you need to pick one who starts the same it wouldn't happen like I wouldn't you gotta you gotta pick one down that alley I mean you got let me just off the top of my head I mean you got uh this is your turn alien um alien that gentleman didn't dive in the spacecraft like we need you to get on the Nostromo and fun no no I'm not going to space who do you think I am uh why am I going up there got me fucked up I'm not going to space for no reason so Trey here we go all right we need I like that one that's also good just yeah alien I wouldn't have gotten on the ship on the ship I think that's a great one what else was it um I know what you did last summer I wouldn't I wouldn't go to that school clearly I mean it's not the movie yeah I wouldn't have been that's cool let's see what else is I wouldn't have been riding in a car with them uh even if we didn't I didn't I wouldn't have gone to that summer camp or been out at night fuck that so what else is there uh Blair Witch not going in the woods at night so that wouldn't have been it's just pretty much much as nope nope nope nope nope nope all right first my instinct say no no no I'm not going into space with you no I'm not getting in that car you guys honestly look like a bunch of fucking losers range in danger like well no I'm not getting in that car with you I'll take in why are you here like why are you here or scream when she answers the phone I'm not going out to that I have the same I will shoot you scream would have changed immediately because we don't pick up the phone anymore because we know that they're just trying to get our fucking car warranty renewed exactly yeah but no I'm not picking that up it would have been text messages nowadays she would have been getting text messages and like a picture from a camera phone from outside the house oh and his dick and his dick his dick would be in the same picture each or I would have looked at the message and he just put the phone down like ah it's forget that I didn't answer it's a video of him holding a phone and coming on that phone of a picture of her and like making dinner.
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SPEAKER_00: That was that's what it would be nowadays.
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SPEAKER_01: So so try the the the thing okay so take the question and and and assume that circumstances have forced you over the initial hurdle of I'm not going into space I'm not getting in their car phones I don't answer my fucking phone I think I think I think the question actually boils down to horror movies sometimes end up with situations where in order to move the plot along characters are forced to be dumb and make like dumb decisions.
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SPEAKER_03: So what's your movie where there's a dumb decision would you have done differently yeah yeah yeah let me put myself in the stereotypical blonde blue eyed white girl damsel in distress yeah for the horror movie just while I would have taken off my wig and beaten the fuck out of him I would have pulled out my gun because we all have guns now in America so I'm pulling out my gun um let's think of let me let me think of a good horror movie so Jason yeah what would you do different let's do Jason yeah let's start off with Jason first first I I wouldn't fail running let's do that so I would have gotten but no jason has like break we've been over that he's got the magical power he's got a power for people to trip when they run when they trip when they run and pop up regardless of his slow walking pace yeah he's just kind of there if you're watching him he's real slow but if you take your eyes off real fast like Michael he knows parkour you just don't see it on screen doesn't edit behind the scenes edit he leaps out of he leaps out of frame and like does the does the frog uh the frog leap in the roll it's the one where he knows it's off screen he's just really shy about it yeah uh yeah he's like I I'm I you know I move fast but I'm not so refined it's really embarrassing super into free running I just don't want to be labeled I don't want anyone I don't want anyone to see me until it's That's what made Jason go on his killing spree.
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SPEAKER_03: He was kicked on for parkour skills growing up to the point where he went on killing spree.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, well, so in that movie, what would happen differently if you were to do that?
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SPEAKER_03: I would have stayed to shorten it up.
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SPEAKER_03: I would have one when separated.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't get why they do that for one.
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SPEAKER_03: Um two, uh once with a stay on task, like once you find out like how to get rid of Jason, for some reason, everyone's like, no one focuses on the task at hand.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like we're gonna go separate and we're gonna go search.
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SPEAKER_03: And then people get caught up in uh making out in the cabin when there's a killer on the loose.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't get that.
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SPEAKER_00: You're telling me you're not gonna make out if there if an opportunity presents itself.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's the thing that I want to bring up about this particular question.
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SPEAKER_01: So, like when a car, yeah, I know.
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SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, especially if I was a teenager, I'm a prime candidate to get in that car.
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SPEAKER_00: Right now it's fucking awesome.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, like ever the like all these beautiful 28-year-old women who go to my high school pull up in their car and they're like, hey, you want to make out?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I would have literally I would have literally killed another person to make out.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I would have taken part in a murder, probably, in order to make out.
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SPEAKER_03: That is why you all would die.
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SPEAKER_00: That's exactly right.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a really good point.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like the white van with candy.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, no, just don't get into it.
23:57
SPEAKER_03: It's so funny.
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SPEAKER_00: It's so funny that you say we would die because that was when I was thinking it over, that was the conclusion that I was coming to as I looked into every movie.
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SPEAKER_00: I was like, how would this change if I was there?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I have no expertise, so I think one more person would die.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that I would actually probably contribute to everybody dying.
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SPEAKER_00: I was thinking, I was thinking, like, oh, what about like alien?
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SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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SPEAKER_00: At no point in that would I have made any better decisions.
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SPEAKER_00: I was like, Predator.
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SPEAKER_00: Nope, I have no skills to contribute whatsoever.
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SPEAKER_00: Actually, probably make it much more dangerous.
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SPEAKER_00: Slow Schwarzenegger down.
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SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, that's kind of the conclusion I started going to.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, hey, hold up, guys.
24:46
SPEAKER_03: Guys, I am fucking pushed.
24:49
SPEAKER_02: I am beat.
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SPEAKER_02: I can't do this.
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SPEAKER_01: When the one guy goes, You slow us down again, I'll bleed you.
24:55
SPEAKER_00: But well then, dude, you as well just fucking bleed me in like the least painful way.
25:00
SPEAKER_00: I just want to go now.
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SPEAKER_02: Just do it now.
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SPEAKER_00: Even Predator's like, I'm not hunting him.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a possibility.
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SPEAKER_01: I survived because Predator's like, no.
25:14
SPEAKER_01: Wow, what a coward.
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SPEAKER_03: Predator rolls up on you and just shakes his head like and then walks away.
25:22
SPEAKER_01: And then like you see that boom, and then it's the the the infrared, and every five seconds you got your hands on both your knees breathing out of your mouth.
25:34
SPEAKER_04: Ernie, slow down.
25:43
SPEAKER_01: You're so tired of an invisible hand hands you a bottle of water.
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SPEAKER_04: You see it rubbing your back just.
25:57
SPEAKER_04: Are you okay?
26:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: You use a button on his thing, and the fan comes down.
26:09
SPEAKER_04: Thanks, bro.
26:12
SPEAKER_04: I'm not used to this shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Lynn he lifts you and pulls your your arms up now, the hands above your head, dude.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Don't put your arm, you gotta do your hands above your head, you gotta breathe.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: Don't sit down.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: Don't sit down.
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SPEAKER_01: Just keep talking.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's kind of how it'd be.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel as I put myself into each horror movie.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I don't think I'd help this at all.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, well, well, so um, so uh Trey, then the final answer here in the Jason movies, what's going different?
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SPEAKER_03: Jason movie, different.
26:43
SPEAKER_03: We wouldn't separate, there'd be no make out sessions.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: We would literally probably beat Jason's ass, too.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, we're gonna pal and fight him.
26:52
SPEAKER_03: We outnumber him out of him.
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SPEAKER_03: Beat the shit out of him.
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SPEAKER_02: We outnumber him, pull his machete snap.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: It's Alabama, everybody's got a gun.
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SPEAKER_00: Everyone's got a gun.
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SPEAKER_00: There's gonna be like eight shotguns on this guy in ten seconds if he comes after you.
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SPEAKER_01: Jason turns into uh the fucking uh Robocop in the opening scene.
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SPEAKER_01: So uh so James, your one film.
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SPEAKER_01: Your one film.
27:23
SPEAKER_01: I think that we've covered a lot of I mean, do we even have time?
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SPEAKER_00: What's the time on it?
27:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't think we have time.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, we're good.
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SPEAKER_00: If you pick your one movie, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, my one my one movie.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I liked I liked the Predator analogy.
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SPEAKER_00: That's that's what I was that's what was going through my mind, and I was just like, uh, nope.
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SPEAKER_00: Definitely not this one.
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SPEAKER_02: But because of it, he would make it.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to think of one horror movie where I would have been useful.
27:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh some horror movie, Squid Game.
27:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, not Squid Game.
27:52
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't have been useful there.
27:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, well, I'm thinking uh something where people have to collaborate.
27:56
SPEAKER_01: Like the omen, uh Exorcist.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know, I'd dope out of there, but it but I'm pretty sure the demon would draw me back.
28:03
SPEAKER_00: Like that's their power, is that you can't escape them.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: Like you kind of keep circling the possessed.
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SPEAKER_00: That the possessed like put off this beacon.
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SPEAKER_00: The possessed like put out this beacon where you can't escape them.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like their power.
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SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: I think that uh yeah, maybe, maybe in The Exorcist, I would have killed that fucking girl.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, I would, I would have, I would have beat that girl's head in with a shovel.
28:30
SPEAKER_01: Look, we don't have time to fuck around here.
28:32
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
28:33
SPEAKER_00: She spun her fucking head around.
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SPEAKER_00: She's gone.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: It's over.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: It's done.
28:36
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna keep yelling Jesus at him.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh just again, uh for me, for uh if things went differently.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your one movie, what would it be?
28:46
SPEAKER_01: My one movie, because like any of those teenage movies, I remember Teenage Me.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: And a 28-year-old woman pretending to be a teenager asking me to get into a car, I'm gonna get in the fucking car.
28:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I'll die for that.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Um I'm not gonna lie, I feel like Ryan is in every horror movie already.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: So like the outcome wouldn't change.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: You probably would be, you would either be the horror movie character.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: You're either a animal person in there, or you're the uh not jock, but like the yeah, the anti-jock, the anti-jock person who's like just a jock, but on the other side.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: So you're already in it.
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SPEAKER_03: So I feel like you die either way.
29:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, then here is where something would go different for me.
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SPEAKER_01: I I'm gonna go with uh uh Prometheus.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: No, no, not Prometheus, the alien, um the one after Prometheus, alien alien, where the where they're colonizing, yeah, where they're on that planet with the cave system.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Um the first thing I would do, I mean, because in my day job, yeah, this is one of those things I've looked for.
30:00
SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, hey guys, we're about to step on a fucking new planet.
30:03
SPEAKER_01: Put on a breather.
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SPEAKER_01: Somebody uh somebody in the movie said that.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, why the fuck are we going out into this?
30:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, no.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: They didn't.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
30:12
SPEAKER_00: When I when they landed on that planet, you and I kind of looked at each other and went, like, what the fuck?
30:17
SPEAKER_00: Nobody, not one person was like, you have to put on protective gear.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm putting on level A, full suit.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Just what the actual fuck.
30:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was that was dumb.
30:29
SPEAKER_01: And and so that's that's where if I was there, I'd be like, guys, I am not getting off this ship until you sons of bitches do this right.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: Um and and then when we're back on the ship, I I I'm not just going to bed.
30:44
SPEAKER_01: You know, that that was really weird down there.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: We met a fucking twin of our own android, and he's trying to kill everybody.
30:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm not just going to bed.
30:54
SPEAKER_01: Uh I'm not just going to bed.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, yeah.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Fuck out of here.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, so fuck that.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: So I would have stopped the initial contamination saying, no, I'm I'm taking control of this whole thing right now.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: Imagine them not having procedures for this kind of thing when doing space travel.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Which they definitely would have.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: There's no way you can do like space travel is such a huge investment of time and resources and planning that to not consider what happens when you land on an alien planet is fucking bizarre.
31:28
SPEAKER_00: That was really weird.
31:30
SPEAKER_01: And I know that Amazon Prime Core would have been like, what the fuck did you mean?
31:35
SPEAKER_01: You just stepped off the ship without a mask on.
31:37
SPEAKER_00: Are you this opens us this opens us up to liability?
31:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I would have been on the ship going, what the fuck are you doing?
31:47
SPEAKER_01: Put on a suit.
31:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh for sure.
31:50
SPEAKER_01: So that that's what I would have changed.
31:53
SPEAKER_01: So that being said, it's time to move into the second portion of the podcast.
31:56
SPEAKER_01: It's time to jump into a fist fight.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: We have a really fun little Halloween fight for you guys, but before we do that, we gotta get a little more drunk, we gotta get a little more high.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: So this one is going out to the competitors of this particular episode.
32:09
SPEAKER_01: This is gonna be Jack Skellington versus the Headless Horseman.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: What a good matchup.
32:17
SPEAKER_01: Here's to Jack, and here's to Headless?
32:22
SPEAKER_01: Headless Horseman.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: What was the Mr.
32:24
SPEAKER_00: Horseman?
32:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a Mr.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Horseman.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is it BoJack Horseman?
32:31
SPEAKER_00: Negative.
32:33
unknown: No.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: No, it would be um It's the Horseman crew.
32:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know who's coming in the third round.
32:39
SPEAKER_00: It's his brother, BoJack.
32:41
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be Bo Jack.
32:43
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so now for those of you who are just joining us for the first time, have never listened to the podcast, this is how we do things.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: In our fist fight, it's broken down into a three-round method guaranteed to get you results.
32:54
SPEAKER_01: Indisputable results.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: How we do that is round one.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Can't be disputed.
33:00
SPEAKER_01: We won't hear it.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: We won't hear it.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: Round one, we enter into a legally distinct Gen X fight club style bar underneath an Applebee's, where a legally distinct Tyler Durden portrayed by Val Kilmer.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: The actual Val Kilmer.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: The actual Val Kilmer has the characters stripped down to nothing but uh pants and belt, no belts, just pants, just pants, and they punch each other to death, pound for pound, punch for punch, and we see what goes down.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: Round two, we zoom out into a city view where these characters have 24 hours to kill the other one, and they have everything that makes them them.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: And then round three is the same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: So entering into round one, we have entered into the Applebee's, we've been taken downstairs where Valve Kilmer is getting our fighters ready.
33:47
SPEAKER_01: We've ridden in on a timeless sandworm alongside Cher and Carl Urban.
33:51
SPEAKER_01: We've been seated in the box seats.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: We're ready to see how this shit goes down.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: So we're now ringside.
33:57
SPEAKER_01: Trey, guests first, the headless horseman versus Jack Skellington, a Hessian without a head and a skeleton man.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: Flash.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: Man without flesh.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: So I feel like this one will come down to I haven't so the headless horseman off of his horse.
34:23
SPEAKER_03: No weapons, because I know he at least has a sword.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: I um I have not seen him as a good fighter, like fist fighter.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: And then Jack is like an evader with fighting.
34:37
SPEAKER_03: So this one's actually kind of hard.
34:41
SPEAKER_03: No friends, no weapons, straight fisticuffs.
34:48
SPEAKER_01: Jack's got a crazy reach.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm leaning towards Jack more.
34:53
SPEAKER_03: I do say that.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: I feel like Jack will outlast him.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, he doesn't.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: Well he got he does get tired at one point in the movie.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I I think he breathes for no reason.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I I think fist fight straight on.
35:15
SPEAKER_03: I have not seen the headless horseman fight.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: I've at least seen Jack fight.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: And he can at least hold his own.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: Well, I got some shit to say about that, huh?
35:25
SPEAKER_03: Come down to my god.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: But he has no body.
35:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's the thing is is is Jack doesn't have mass.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: Um he's he's bones without flesh, and therefore it's he is he's just bones.
35:44
SPEAKER_00: Bones are like no you can slap bones around pretty easy.
35:52
SPEAKER_03: I would give it to Jack at first, but I'm um thinking headless horseman, even off his horse, uh, would take it just for he has more strength behind, he would have more strength behind his punches.
36:05
SPEAKER_03: Jack's more of an evader.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: Yes, he's very much an evader.
36:10
SPEAKER_00: That's a great point.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, even yeah, even with his Santa Claus at his villain, or the mayor of his town, I forget what it's called.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: He needed Hollita.
36:23
SPEAKER_03: He needed a lot of help.
36:24
SPEAKER_03: So and Hayless Horseman was a one-man killing machine.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: So I'll give it to Halo's Horseman.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: I give it to help.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: All right, that's a little switch there.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: So, first off, uh, Miss Pete Gaiman, thanks for the shout-out.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: What's up?
36:34
SPEAKER_01: How you doing?
36:35
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for joining us.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: We're doing Jack Skellington versus the Headless Horseman.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: Um, well, James, uh what about you?
36:43
SPEAKER_01: Thoughts.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
36:44
SPEAKER_00: I think I said my thoughts when we when we had that discussion.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: I think that uh flesh beats not flesh.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: I think the headless horseman can get a lot more momentum.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Uh he's gonna have trouble seeing him.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I guess he hasn't had any trouble.
36:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it doesn't bother him at all.
36:56
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't bother him.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, for me, uh depending on what version of the headless horseman, because if you do like the cartoon version when the pumpkin hit comes off, he he can't fight no more.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: He's looking for the hit.
37:07
SPEAKER_03: Like the goofy version.
37:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Well, you got goofy version.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm thinking of it as the does Jack pull him at the strongest.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but theme then counts.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: Like, does is Jack willing able to pull Headless Horseman into his goofy theme?
37:24
SPEAKER_00: Because he is kind of an avatar of Halloween.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: Um well, so this round's straight fight, though.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: This round's no like extra stuff, so it's just straight He doesn't get stuff, but it's like if anything's innate.
37:39
SPEAKER_01: But well, so I would say so.
37:40
SPEAKER_01: He's gonna come down into this Applebee's bar.
37:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, yeah, he doesn't get him.
37:43
SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
37:44
SPEAKER_01: This is the first round.
37:45
SPEAKER_01: Even if it's Halloween, fucking Mariah Carey's getting ready to sing, you know, Christmas songs.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: And he's already being sucked out of his world.
37:55
SPEAKER_03: Would you dare start Mariah Carey?
37:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, here's what I'm saying.
37:59
SPEAKER_03: Here's what I'm saying.
38:00
SPEAKER_01: In this fight, we're talking about Jack Skellington, and he does that one pretty cool thing in his movie where he like goes spider and he starts moving like pretty crazy.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: And that I think that's gonna freak out a normal dude.
38:13
SPEAKER_01: But right now we got a Hessian who was in some of the most brutal fighting human history has ever seen.
38:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: Um makes Halloween look like a fucking joke.
38:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, this guy, I mean, if you take the Christopher Walken movie, he's able to pick up a fucking uh spear and take out someone through a building and yank him out of it.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: So I don't think depth perception is an issue for him.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: Um we're talking uh oh a soldier who sharpened his own teeth with a file to get involved in some of the nastiest conflicts that human history has ever been a part of.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: I think he's just gonna see the skeleton guy and just rip him in half like a wishbone.
38:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, eventually he's gonna get his mitts on him and that's gonna be a rap.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, uh Trey, final thoughts on a vote.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: Final thoughts is Headless Horseman.
39:09
SPEAKER_03: Unless it's the goofy version, but probably in this one.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't think he gets goofy at this point.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's probably the more sadistic ones.
39:19
SPEAKER_03: Even the one that uh Johnny Depp was in, that that one we're gonna take the we'll take this, I feel like.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: James?
39:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, headless horseman.
39:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, and so it's clean sweep.
39:33
SPEAKER_01: Round one goes to the headless horseman.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: I think that the in the second round the theme will make a difference.
39:40
SPEAKER_01: Let's see what happens.
39:41
SPEAKER_01: So we've entered into round two.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: We now go into our city view where the characters have 24 hours to take on the other one, and they can use anything that they feel is necessary.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh moving on to you, uh, Trey, guests first.
39:54
SPEAKER_01: What do you think goes down in the city view?
39:57
SPEAKER_01: So this goes to what uh James said.
40:00
SPEAKER_03: It depends on the theme of what's going on because Jack also, as I'm getting it wrong, like stronger when it's Halloween.
40:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, isn't it like the theme of the environment?
40:18
SPEAKER_03: I think he's just strong all the time.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he lives in Halloween, yeah, and then like people get amped about Halloween when it gets close, but it didn't seem to directly correlate to his power.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got you.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, they stayed in the area, that's what it was.
40:32
SPEAKER_03: They didn't, and then he did the whole thing.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: You right, you're right.
40:35
SPEAKER_03: So they didn't change it.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: So then so it would be more so to do with is this going to be the serious area of the headless horseman, or are we going to the Disney area?
40:50
SPEAKER_03: So this is a good question.
40:51
SPEAKER_00: So I think the way to visualize this is so first imagine the Headless Horseman story, and then imagine Jack Skellington being pulled into that story.
41:00
SPEAKER_00: And what would that look like?
41:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, well, I what would that look like?
41:03
SPEAKER_01: I I do have some thoughts on that.
41:05
SPEAKER_01: I mean, because Headless Horseman was originally folklore, and then everyone kind of bought into the folklore and put their own sort of little spin on it.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: Um but the but the very you know traditional version of it, so I mean, like for me, and I'm I'm what I think here that we got Jack, who's obviously not immune to whimsy, thinking about Christmas, thinking about Sally.
41:29
SPEAKER_01: You know, he's got either Christmas or you know, vagina on the brain.
41:34
SPEAKER_01: And meanwhile, Headless Horseman, you give him like Christina Ricci comes down and says, I want you to kill Jack Skellington.
41:41
SPEAKER_01: He will think of nothing else.
41:43
SPEAKER_01: He doesn't get Christina.
41:44
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't get her yet.
41:45
SPEAKER_01: It's only no so what he has instead is high and dry podcast saying, Hey, I need you go kill fucking well, but but the it's required from his legend then that his target right now is Jack Skellington.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: Well, Jack can just take off his head without dying.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: He does it in the movie, and then essentially essentially, yeah, essentially the headless horseman's duty is done at that point.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
42:08
SPEAKER_00: Because that's he's supposed to take their head.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: The headless horseman does it.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: I mean, at that point it's a draw.
42:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, it isn't because because Jack still has motive.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: It would be done.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: Like he was still has motive.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: The headless horseman doesn't he got the head.
42:22
SPEAKER_00: That's his job.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh and then Jack can reclaim his head while the horseman's like if the horseman doesn't have motivation, then Jack has the advantage because he still has it.
42:33
SPEAKER_03: Essentially, the headless horseman Jack can travel through different dimensions or different situations.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: We get him in his most powerful.
42:46
SPEAKER_03: Like it would it would end up if we're gonna do it, then it'd be like a mixture of both.
42:51
SPEAKER_03: And then the door the horseman goes through to take his people is probably the door Jack would travel through back.
42:57
SPEAKER_03: Like it would end up being like some type of variation of it.
43:02
SPEAKER_03: Jack's story is just beginning.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
43:05
SPEAKER_01: So we we're we're talking like uh an Abe's Odyssey here to get his head back.
43:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like possibly it would but that's it.
43:13
SPEAKER_03: Is Jack is down to like James said, Jack would take his head off, even if it got to the fight, the horse horseman would take his head and then would be like the mission's done, and he will stop.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: He would stop because that's what he is, he's the thing where he's got one mindless mission to collect a head.
43:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or the mission, his mission's done, but the fight's not over, right?
43:37
SPEAKER_00: So so his motivation is now over.
43:40
SPEAKER_01: The headless horseman's basically uh his lack of autonomy is what's gonna cause him to lose this particular if if we're going to aversion that he has that drawback.
43:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he will quit the moment he would get his hit.
43:55
SPEAKER_03: Even if he didn't have no motivation, what happens is he stops.
43:57
SPEAKER_03: Like he would get the hit and then he would just stop.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: He would go back to his wherever back to hell.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: Now he goes now he goes away, and Jack and Jack's Jack can take it back.
44:07
SPEAKER_03: He wouldn't go he even if he couldn't get back to hell, he wouldn't just stop because there's no one else and he already has Jack's head.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Well, if I'm hearing correctly.
44:15
SPEAKER_01: Then at this point, round two is pretty much we're we're chalking this one up to Jack Skellington.
44:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think I think also if you pull Jack into the Headless Horseman's world, like if you pull Jack, which is not just a skeleton, but a skeleton monster, into our world, and he's able to move like he does, he will have some force behind him, you know, because he's a monster, he's supernatural at that point rather than just bones.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, and pulled into the headless horseman's world, he becomes like this crazy skeleton spider monster.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: And I think that that in in a realistic world is much more terrifying uh than the headless horseman.
44:53
SPEAKER_01: All right.
44:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, um, I think it's a pretty clean sweep then.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: Round two is going to Jack Skellington.
44:59
SPEAKER_01: Congratulations, Mr.
45:00
SPEAKER_01: Skellington.
45:01
SPEAKER_04: Jack Skellington.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: I try I try to think what what the headless horseman would be like in Jack Skellington's world.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was I think he's a lot of jokes about not having a head.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: You see, you see his headless body like looking.
45:20
SPEAKER_00: He's gonna run into shit all the time.
45:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:22
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well, then bringing us into round three, these characters are now in the same situation as they were in round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
45:31
SPEAKER_01: Um so Trey, you're up first.
45:33
SPEAKER_01: Who do they bring?
45:34
SPEAKER_01: What happens?
45:36
SPEAKER_03: So at their strongest, I think Jack.
45:43
SPEAKER_03: Jack either comes down to because he actually has a lot of friends per se, but the only ones I feel like it would help would either be the three kids, because they're like a teen.
45:59
SPEAKER_03: The three mis the mischievous whatever, or the evil scientist.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: Evil scientists are a good choice.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, Miss Pete Gaming asks, but does he want to keep the head?
46:13
SPEAKER_01: Um I mean, I think that's in reference to you know Headless Horsemen.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: That's just kind of what he did, depending on what story.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, or did he leave Ichabods on the bridge?
46:23
SPEAKER_01: I think it depends on who tells it.
46:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we decided we were gonna use the sleepy hollow.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it looks like we're going Christina Ritchie, she pretty much drives my every action, every every choice you make.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:36
SPEAKER_03: It depends on the version and the hit, because in some of them, like say he just chops it and the hit stays down for dramatic effect.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: And there's others where he'll take the hit lay over.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in the Christina Ritchie version, he always comes back for the head, and that right, yeah.
46:50
SPEAKER_00: So at that point, Jack's body then has uh the advantage on sneaking up because the other guy's mission is complete.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
46:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what we that's what we decided.
47:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, so back to you, Trey.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: Um, is what goes down round three?
47:04
SPEAKER_03: So, round three, I feel like he would take the three mischievous kids because they're conglomerate, they're not alone.
47:14
SPEAKER_03: They actually showed that they can get their hands dirty.
47:18
SPEAKER_03: So, them three.
47:20
SPEAKER_03: Uh Sally wouldn't help.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: And the evil scientist is not a fighter.
47:29
SPEAKER_03: He would think he could think of stuff to make and do, but then Jack would still be on his own.
47:34
SPEAKER_03: For the headless horseman, he really didn't have Christina Richie.
47:43
SPEAKER_03: Powerful ally.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it would be his friend.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, he was more of a one-man killing machine, so but he he had to have someone uh pulling the strings per se.
47:55
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I'm still good.
47:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll pick Christina Richie.
48:00
SPEAKER_01: Um she's also got Casper.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's really good at controlling uh ghostly men.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm still fighting, I'm still fighting for Headless Horseman's cousin Bojack Horseman as his partner.
48:14
SPEAKER_00: They are the horsemen's okay.
48:16
SPEAKER_01: If a good one, oh, I can't wait.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: Because they have the same last name.
48:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's exactly right.
48:24
SPEAKER_03: They have the same last name.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: I just gotta say, I think that headless horseman is gonna bring the giant heads from Rick and Morty.
48:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a good one.
48:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god or what about uh what about um oh shit Jorel or Jorel Jorel?
48:43
SPEAKER_01: He brings a giant head from whatever it is, I bring a giant head.
48:53
SPEAKER_03: Okay, hold up Wizard of Oz.
48:57
SPEAKER_03: Right, Zordon from the Fire Rangers.
49:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's Zordon's blocked.
49:03
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: Zordon and Headless Horseman.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Headless Horseman.
49:07
SPEAKER_02: The wizard of Oz who wizard of Oz who uh well uh Zordon would give him a giant mech, uh uh.
49:21
SPEAKER_03: It'd be a headless mech.
49:24
SPEAKER_03: It's pretty powerful.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: Very solid, very solid move.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, this is terrible.
49:32
SPEAKER_00: If he if he gets then Jack gets someone crazy too, he can pull someone out of the Disney universe.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, are we really doing this?
49:40
SPEAKER_03: I was thinking that was awesome.
49:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say he brings he brings Maui.
49:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh uh Miss Peak Gaming says uh Headless Horseman could bring nearly headless Nick.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a good one.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: There would be some great banter there.
49:54
SPEAKER_00: There would.
49:56
SPEAKER_00: It would be from one side.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Um Headless Horseman has all the head jars from Futurama.
50:07
SPEAKER_02: That's so good.
50:07
SPEAKER_00: You know who Jack could bring?
50:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh he could bring Santa Claus.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but at the end they kind of realize together, you know.
50:19
SPEAKER_01: But so you you said the heads.
50:21
SPEAKER_01: I think that um at that point uh the headless horseman is going to bring the headless body of Spiro Agnew from Future Omic.
50:29
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
50:30
SPEAKER_00: That's that's what what that's what the headless horseman would look like if he was put into Jack Skellington's world.
50:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
50:36
SPEAKER_00: That's the kind of the the j all the jokes they make with Spiro Agnew.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, uh well James, what what about what are your thoughts?
50:43
SPEAKER_00: What are your I don't know.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: This is a fucked up fight.
50:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:49
SPEAKER_01: Well from what I think, my actual thoughts, I think that the headless horseman is bringing Christina Richie.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Um, she is a capable witch.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: She's fucking deciding, hey, I need you to kill this fucking skeleton man and whoever the fuck he brings.
51:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think Santa Claus is the perfect partner for that because Santa Claus would intervene and stop that nonsense.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: He'd put an end to the You've been naughty! And then I think the Headless Horseman would take Santa's head.
51:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he yeah, he was put in a sack by three children.
51:22
SPEAKER_01: Um on the other side, if he brings the kids, the kids are gonna backstab him.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
51:29
SPEAKER_01: The kids are eventually gonna backstab him because at the end of the day, they want Oogie Boogie to take over.
51:35
SPEAKER_01: And if the headless horseman is about to make that happen, they're gonna betray him.
51:39
SPEAKER_03: Why not choose Oogie Boogie?
51:41
SPEAKER_03: Oogie Boogie probably Well, frenemy.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if they frenemy it up.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: But then it's even if he brings Oogie Boogie, I think that Christina Ritchie controlling a headless horseman um is going to give a whole lot of power to Christina Richie.
52:01
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just the fact that you now have this brutal fucking Hessian with with ghostly powers.
52:08
SPEAKER_01: You can't fucking kill him.
52:09
SPEAKER_01: Um he's now zoomed in because Christina Ritchie's hiding in her room casting spells.
52:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:14
SPEAKER_01: He's gonna rip Oogie Boogie apart by the threads, he's gonna slice Jack to pieces.
52:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then but the thing about it is so we've already determined in round two that she would send him after Jack, he will take his head, and then stop.
52:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he but with now he has someone who can change his intentions.
52:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, in real time gaming.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Misty Gaming says that the headless horseman should bring Nixon's head.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, can you can you unstoppable Nixon's head on the headless horseman?
52:50
SPEAKER_01: Nixon now controlling the headless horseman.
52:53
SPEAKER_01: Unstoppable.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, bringing it to you, Trey.
52:55
SPEAKER_01: We need your final thoughts in a vote.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh man, I go if we're crazy fight.
53:01
SPEAKER_03: If we're being unrealistic, well, everything's unrealistic, that's the wrong word to use.
53:06
SPEAKER_03: If we're being uh uh no-hose bar, I like Nixon's head idea because on Futurama, he took Bender's body and then became an unstoppable force.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: He attaches Nixon to the headless horseman.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Nixon with charisma and becomes so Nixon as a Hessian unstoppable soldier, unstoppable force, the uh a total world-ending threat.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: If we don't do that, I feel like Jack with even if I pulled uh the the the kids, the boogeyman, whatever, because even at the end they all got on the same side in the movie, like so it's irrelevant, except the boogeyman.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: So I but the three kids, or even the boogeyman, once he saw the threat of the headless horseman, I feel like will help.
53:59
SPEAKER_03: Christina Richie would have to be in the field to see the other threats if she stayed where she was at.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:06
SPEAKER_00: Um Nixon can make changes on the fly.
54:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:09
SPEAKER_00: Nixon can make changes on the fly.
54:10
SPEAKER_00: So it's also very devious.
54:12
SPEAKER_00: I don't think Jack sure lives in how in a in the town of Halloween, but he sure has never met anyone as devious as tricky Dick Nixon.
54:20
SPEAKER_00: There's no fucking way.
54:21
SPEAKER_03: That's why I said Nixon head horseman wins no matter what.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: Because I've seen it.
54:28
SPEAKER_03: Bender's body with Nixon's head was unstoppable, so boom.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: If we're doing what we were doing before, I feel like Jack would take it even with uh Ryan's Christina Richie version with Jack.
54:46
SPEAKER_03: All right.
54:47
SPEAKER_03: So your final vote then?
54:49
SPEAKER_03: Final vote.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: If we're doing what we're doing, then Jack would win.
54:53
SPEAKER_03: But if if I can throw Nixon in, Nixon, Nixon, Nixon Horseman.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: All right.
54:59
SPEAKER_03: All right.
54:59
SPEAKER_03: Uh but James, final thoughts on a vote.
55:01
SPEAKER_00: Listen, if if fucking if the headless horseman gets Nixon's head, then I think that uh I think that Jack should get JFK so that his charisma could outweigh because that's why Nixon lost that fucking election, was because JFK is so charismatic.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, but that's but once you get to like fighting, I don't think JFK's gonna take Nixon.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
55:27
SPEAKER_01: We have seen that JFK has a very significant weakness.
55:31
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
55:33
SPEAKER_01: That is true.
55:34
SPEAKER_00: It's Achilles heel or something similar.
55:37
SPEAKER_03: I'll say two.
55:38
SPEAKER_03: One was a bullet and one uh was an upskirt Marilyn Monroe.
55:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh uh opioids.
55:47
SPEAKER_00: JFK has some significant weaknesses.
55:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
55:51
SPEAKER_03: He was loved by all though.
55:52
SPEAKER_03: He's a young, young, out there guy.
55:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's loved by plenty, and that's true.
55:56
SPEAKER_01: But I don't think that's what this is what it's about.
55:58
SPEAKER_03: Nixon was a killing machine.
56:00
SPEAKER_01: So Nixon knows how to defeat JFK.
56:03
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
56:04
SPEAKER_00: All right.
56:05
SPEAKER_00: So uh I think I think you're right.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: I think it's Headless Horseman.
56:07
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: No, and for me, I I think I think Richie, I think Nixon, either way.
56:12
SPEAKER_01: What a weird fucking statement.
56:15
SPEAKER_01: What a weird fucking statement.
56:17
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
56:18
SPEAKER_01: We're basically the same thing.
56:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whether or not the headless horseman has Christina Ritchie or Nixon, Headless Horseman's gonna take it.
56:26
SPEAKER_02: They're equal in how they are.
56:30
SPEAKER_00: I wonder if she'd like being compared to Richard Nixon.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: Probably not.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: I don't know much about Christina Ritchie.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: So well, Ms.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: JFK has a lot in common with the headless horseman.
56:42
SPEAKER_01: Very true.
56:43
SPEAKER_01: Very true.
56:44
SPEAKER_01: But I think I think there we have it.
56:46
SPEAKER_01: So two out two to one.
56:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh the headless horseman is taking this one home.
56:52
SPEAKER_01: Congratulations, Mr.
56:54
SPEAKER_01: Horseman.
56:55
SPEAKER_01: This one goes out to you.
56:56
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm gonna have uh, because this is the Halloween episode, because that was a very bizarre fight, easily that's very strange one.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have one more little ball glass of uh of moonshine right here.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: Turk, if you let me get my if you want to get your Dicular 1800 and uh Miss Pete Gaming, if you'd like to join us, if you have anything nearby that cares inhibit your perceptions, please join us.
57:23
SPEAKER_01: Um here's to Headless Horseman, here's to Miss Peak Gaming.
57:26
SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
57:26
SPEAKER_03: Happy Halloween.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: Spec dab, whatever James said.
57:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, forgot now.
57:32
SPEAKER_01: All right.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: Spook dab tacular.
57:34
SPEAKER_03: What did you say?
57:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the spook.
57:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, the spook dab tacular.
57:39
SPEAKER_01: Spook dab tacular.
57:40
SPEAKER_01: The spook dabular.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: Spook.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: Spook dabular?
57:43
SPEAKER_02: Spook Dabular.
57:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the Spook Dabular episode of High and Dry Podcast.
57:47
SPEAKER_01: Uh, thank you so much for joining us.
57:49
SPEAKER_01: Um, special thanks out to uh Miss Peak Gaming.
57:52
SPEAKER_01: Happy Halloween.
57:53
SPEAKER_01: Special thanks out.
57:53
SPEAKER_01: They brought some store brand vodka.
57:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, thank you so much for listening at home.
57:58
SPEAKER_01: Trey, thank you so much for joining us.
58:00
SPEAKER_00: Um James, where can you find us?
58:03
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58:07
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58:08
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58:09
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58:11
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58:19
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58:23
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58:24
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58:25
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58:26
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58:27
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