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Episode #3957 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: and we have Jay Santos. We have, of course, Bob who?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Who's Bob? Bob Green? We don't have
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Speaker 1: The world-famous Phil Henry Show. It's the greatest value online
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Speaker 1: other than porn. Hi, everybody. Welcome to today's Radio Archive Hour,
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Speaker 1: our featured Radio Archive Hour. And this is one that
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Speaker 1: I had to feature because we've already had it on
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Speaker 1: our Radio Archive feed. I don't know whether you know
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Speaker 1: this or not, but along with the featured Archive Hour
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Speaker 1: that you hear here on our website, on our fan,
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Speaker 1: you know, just basically on our iHeart feed, there's also
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Speaker 1: two other Radio Archive Hours that we drop. Spotify, you
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Speaker 1: can listen to them there. You know, iTunes, they're all
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Speaker 1: over the place. And this is one that was actually
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Speaker 1: featured in those feeds. But we want to put it
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Speaker 1: here on the primary radio archive feed because it's a classic.
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Speaker 1: It's Bob Green. At the time, I think he was
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Speaker 1: a lawyer, you know, before he was owning grocery stores.
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Speaker 1: And he gave his girlfriend $ 10, 000 worth of blue diamonds
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Speaker 1: and is shocked and really kind of saddened that she
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Speaker 1: didn't return the favor with sex. And he's literally asking
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Speaker 1: me what happened. And I think I and he's going
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Speaker 1: to call the police and get his diamonds back. You've
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Speaker 1: got to hear this one. It's a beauty. It's Bob
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Speaker 1: Green and the blue diamonds. Took them to dinner, and
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Speaker 1: I made sure the kids had a present for their mom.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's good, but unfortunately I'm not married, and it
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Speaker 2: was slightly different for me, and I just don't want
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Speaker 2: to get this girl in trouble, that's all.
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Speaker 1: Well, why should she get in trouble?
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Speaker 2: She could be in some very serious trouble. She could
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Speaker 2: be in trouble with the police.
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Speaker 1: If you report her, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well.
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Speaker 1: What did she do? Did she steal something?
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Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you something. I've been dating this
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Speaker 2: girl for a couple of weeks. She's somebody that I
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Speaker 2: work with.
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Speaker 1: Where do you work?
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Speaker 2: If it's all the same to you, I really don't
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Speaker 2: want to say.
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Speaker 1: All right, but what kind of work do you do?
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Speaker 2: I'm in the legal profession.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I've been dating this girl for a couple of weeks.
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Speaker 2: This weekend, this past weekend, was Mother's Day weekend.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: And everybody in the office was talking about where their
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Speaker 2: husbands were going to take them, what their kids were
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Speaker 2: going to give them. It's one of those weekends, and
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Speaker 2: I didn't want her to feel left out, and I
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Speaker 2: thought that what I would do is do something nice
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Speaker 2: for her. And plus, it would also help me because
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Speaker 2: I'm not very good at, I guess I'm not really
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Speaker 2: good at this part of a relationship where you're getting
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Speaker 2: to know somebody, and I wanted to maybe draw us
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Speaker 2: a little bit closer together and not take so much
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Speaker 2: time doing it. Okay. So I went over to her
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Speaker 2: house on Sunday. We were going to go out to brunch,
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Speaker 2: and I had bought her something. And she sat down
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Speaker 2: next to me, and I cupped her hands, and I
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Speaker 2: dropped into her hands two blue diamonds that are about
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Speaker 2: a carat each.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: What is a blue diamond? I mean, this is a
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Speaker 1: very rare thing.
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Speaker 2: It is a very rare thing, yeah. It is a
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Speaker 2: diamond that can be artificially colored, or sometimes they're naturally occurring.
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Speaker 2: But I can tell you, these are about $ 5, 000 a carat.
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Speaker 1: You gave this girl that you've been seeing for a
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks two diamonds on Mother's Day.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: That's romantic, man. I mean, and you just dropped them
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Speaker 1: right into her hand?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just spilled them right into her hand, two
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Speaker 2: beautiful diamonds.
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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful thing, man. I mean, that's very, very
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Speaker 1: generous and very, very nice.
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Speaker 2: All right, and... But I had a good year, and
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Speaker 2: I wanted to do something nice for her. And I
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Speaker 2: decided that....
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Speaker 1: Well, that's beautiful. She must have been happy.
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Speaker 2: She was happy. She was thrilled. Okay, here's my question.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Don't you think a gift like that, blue diamonds, $ 10, 000,
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Speaker 2: would be worth at least her giving me oral pleasure?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm very nervous.
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Speaker 1: You wanted her to perform oral sex.
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Speaker 2: Let me explain. I'm not comfortable with the entire process
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Speaker 2: of getting to know somebody over a long length of time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't mind getting to know a woman
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Speaker 2: over a long period of time, but I'm sure you
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Speaker 2: know that there's awkwardness at the beginning. So I'm a
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Speaker 2: little bit confused. I mean, this is $ 10, 000 worth of
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Speaker 2: a very rare diamond. I've spent far less on other women.
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Speaker 2: And I would think that common decency would dictate that
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Speaker 2: she would be a.
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Speaker 1: Willing to be sexual with you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not even asking for full relations. I'm
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Speaker 2: asking for, you know, mouth blow or oral blow pleasure.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Well, I guess we can call it oral. So you're,
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Speaker 1: in other words, you gave her.
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Speaker 2: Oral sex.
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Speaker 1: You gave her two.
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Speaker 4: These are two.
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Speaker 2: Very expensive diamonds.
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Speaker 5: Now.
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Speaker 2: Well, what.
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Speaker 1: Okay. You gave her two diamonds.
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Speaker 2: That's my question for you.
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Speaker 1: Your question for me.
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Speaker 2: I'm asking you. Don't you think common decency, common courtesy...
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Speaker 2: You give a woman $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. Don't you
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Speaker 2: even believe for a second that common decency and courtesy
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Speaker 2: would dictate a moral blow.
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Speaker 2: I'm very nervous.
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Speaker 1: All right, oral sex, I guess, is what you're saying.
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Speaker 2: Yes. Don't you think common decency would dictate that?
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Speaker 1: Look, this is a young lady that you've known for
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Speaker 1: two weeks. You bring over $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds, and
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Speaker 1: why did you expect sex?
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Speaker 2: Because I'm very awkward with the newness of getting to
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Speaker 2: know somebody.
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Speaker 1: And you wanted to hurry it along.
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Speaker 2: I wanted us to get intimate. And I wasn't even expecting... Again,
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Speaker 2: this is very key, Mr. Henry, and I want you
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Speaker 2: to know this, and I want everyone listening to your
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Speaker 2: show to know this. I was not expecting full... You know,
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Speaker 2: the full enchilada, the whole Marianas. As we say, I
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Speaker 2: was expecting the blow pleasure.
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Speaker 3: Oral sex.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir. Now, she's in a lot of serious trouble.
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Speaker 2: Because what's going to happen here is if we can't
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Speaker 2: work out a payment plan for those diamonds... I have
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Speaker 2: to report it as a theft. I don't want to
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Speaker 2: do that. I don't want to ruin this girl's life.
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Speaker 2: She's very young. She works in a firm. She is
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Speaker 2: one of the clerks.
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Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Are you an attorney?
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Speaker 2: I don't want to say.
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Speaker 1: Because if you're an attorney and you have the power
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Speaker 1: of hiring and firing, this could be construed as sexual harassment.
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Speaker 2: No. No, it cannot. I gave her these diamonds out
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Speaker 2: of friendship. I'm just saying common decency dictates the blow...
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Speaker 2: Oral sex. I'm sorry, yes, sir. And what I'm saying
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Speaker 2: is she could be in serious trouble if she doesn't
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Speaker 2: return those diamonds. Now, what I did, I messengered over
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Speaker 2: a payment plan of $ 500 a month for two years,
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Speaker 2: which I think is more than fair.
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Speaker 1: So now, if I'm hearing you correctly, Bob, you are
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Speaker 1: expecting her to pay.
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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You're expecting her to pay for these diamonds... because she
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Speaker 1: didn't provide you with this oral sex that you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: That is correct, yes, sir. And that's my question. Don't
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Speaker 2: you think common decency dictates?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, if I find a young
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Speaker 1: lady and you give me diamonds.
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Speaker 2: Let me put it to you this way.
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Speaker 1: All right, hold on. Before you give me that example,
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Speaker 1: our number is 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 6: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: We're talking about Mother's Day, and this is Monday, so
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Speaker 1: it's Relationship Day. This is Robert Greene. You work for
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Speaker 1: a law firm, but you don't want to tell me where.
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Speaker 1: He gave a young lady $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds on
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Speaker 1: Mother's Day. She's not a mother, right?
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Speaker 2: No, sir, we're just dating.
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Speaker 1: All right, and she did not provide you with some sexual.
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Speaker 2: Sexual release, yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: With a sexual favor that you were expecting. All right,
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Speaker 1: here is our number, 1-800-449-8686. Let me give my example, okay?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: If I was given by her, for instance, a Harley Davidson,
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Speaker 2: I would think that, for me, that would be the
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Speaker 2: equivalent of, like, if I was a woman, I'd love diamonds,
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Speaker 2: but I'm a man, I would love to have a
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Speaker 2: Harley Davidson, a beautiful sportster.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: If she gave me that, and she said, but in return,
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Speaker 2: I'm expecting the oral, I would say, all right, fair
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Speaker 2: is fair. But I think what you need to do
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Speaker 2: is she'd have to give me the keys to the
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Speaker 2: bike or something so that I'd know that she wasn't
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Speaker 2: going to, What?
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Speaker 1: She wasn't going to give you the bike?
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Speaker 2: Well, just to, in other words, that I would know
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Speaker 2: that she was being fair.
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Speaker 1: You would go ahead, if she gave you a Harley
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Speaker 1: Davidson and asked you for oral pleasure, you'd go ahead
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Speaker 1: and do it?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I would. But what's happened is she has
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Speaker 2: not provided me... With the oral. And now I'm out $ 10, 000.
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Speaker 2: And I messengered over a payment plan. I said, well,
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Speaker 2: I expect you. And her name is Julie. And I
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Speaker 2: don't think I'm talking out of school. But I would
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Speaker 2: expect you to pay. And she hasn't sent it back.
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Speaker 1: Well, what are you going to do? I mean, you're intimating.
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Speaker 2: I could have her arrested.
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Speaker 1: You're intimating. You're going to have her arrested. You're intimating
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Speaker 1: that you would have her arrested for.
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Speaker 2: Look, if I flip the lip, which is an expression
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Speaker 2: for a Harley, then why wouldn't she give the blow,
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Speaker 2: the oral blow? See what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: Look, all you have to say is oral sex. I
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Speaker 1: understand that. All right, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: Robert Green works at a law firm. For Mother's Day,
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Speaker 1: the young lady that he's dating, he gave her $ 10, 000
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Speaker 1: worth of blue diamonds. I've seen blue diamonds. They're gorgeous.
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Speaker 1: But she did not provide you with oral sex?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: And that's what you were expecting?
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Speaker 2: I am not saying I was expecting. I'm saying don't
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Speaker 2: you think common decency dictates that she.
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Speaker 1: That she would do that?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: Here is Barbara on the Phil Henry Show. Go ahead, Barbara.
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Speaker 6: Hi.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: This is Bob.
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: You're a pig. You expect... Wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 2: No, no.
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Speaker 4: You let me talk. I'm the one who called in.
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Speaker 4: You better take it, buddy. You're going to get it
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Speaker 4: dished out.
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Speaker 2: Listen, you gave her $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds....
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Speaker 4: As a gift. When you care about someone, you don't
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Speaker 4: give them something expecting something in return. She doesn't owe
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Speaker 4: you a damn thing, and you, sir, have proven yourself
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Speaker 4: to be just what you are. See, what you want
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Speaker 4: is a prostitute. You can go anywhere and get them,
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Speaker 4: and you don't have to give them diamonds. She's a
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Speaker 4: beautiful girl, and.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate her very much.
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Speaker 4: She's a beautiful girl, and you are a pig. You
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Speaker 4: don't deserve somebody that has the intelligence to crawl out
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Speaker 4: from under a rock.
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Speaker 2: Well, good for you.
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Speaker 4: You know why? Because anybody you deal with is higher
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Speaker 4: on the food chain than you are.
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Speaker 2: You are a pig.
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Speaker 4: Women do not have to do favors for men when
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Speaker 4: they are given gifts. Those are things you do for
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Speaker 4: people you care about, who have earned your respect and
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Speaker 4: your love. And you, sir... earned neither. And you better
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Speaker 4: learn how to treat a woman before you. And I
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Speaker 4: hope she hears this show and comes after you with
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Speaker 4: everything she's got.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's a good point Barbara's making. She may hear
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Speaker 1: the show and sue you for slander.
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Speaker 2: Sir, I've only used her first name.
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Speaker 1: Barbara, watch your language, okay?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: This man is disgusting.
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Speaker 2: Can I say something?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: The reason why... It's not a gift necessarily as I
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Speaker 2: don't know how much I care about her or if
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Speaker 2: I care about her yet. Well, I don't know what
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Speaker 2: you find so funny about.
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Speaker 4: Because you are unbelievable. You want a woman to be
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Speaker 4: as intimate with a man, you, I think that's what
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Speaker 4: you are, as a woman can be, and you have
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Speaker 4: no clue how you feel about her?
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Speaker 2: I'm not asking.
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Speaker 3: Her to have the sex.
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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of Vaseline, buddy?
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Speaker 4: That's about all you deserve is a jar of Vaseline
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Speaker 4: and the privacy of your bathroom. Goodbye, you disgusting.
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Speaker 2: You know something? That woman... Did she hang up?
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, she did.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Obviously, she doesn't know anything about men. And obviously,
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Speaker 2: she's never been given diamonds. And obviously, she doesn't understand
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Speaker 2: the difference between what a woman would be gracious enough
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Speaker 2: to give a man, which is the blow pleasure... And
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Speaker 2: that's not sex.
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know,
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Speaker 1: before I start, I'm tempted to call you Mr. Clinton here, okay?
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Speaker 2: No, wait, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Henry.
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Speaker 2: That's not... Don't give me.
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Speaker 1: That, okay? You're asking her for oral, and she didn't
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Speaker 1: give it to you, even though you gave her the diamonds.
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Speaker 1: You heard that lady. That's considered to be sex. All right?
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Speaker 2: No, sir, it's not.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
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Speaker 2: I disagree.
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Speaker 1: All right, hold on.
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Speaker 6: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: See, what did this guy tell you when he called, Chris?
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Speaker 1: He said that he.
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Speaker 1: Gave her $ 10, 000 worth of these blue diamonds for Mother's Day,
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Speaker 1: a girl he's dating, and he said common decency dictates
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Speaker 1: that she gives him this oral. And he doesn't think
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Speaker 1: that's sex? We'll be back. This is The Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: We'll be back. And now more on The Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 1: You can't do that, okay?
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Speaker 2: Oh, well, but I wouldn't do that.
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Speaker 1: The Phil Hendry Show. Robert Green with us. This is
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Speaker 1: the day after Mother's Day. You gave a lady. She's
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Speaker 1: not a mom.
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Speaker 2: She's a young lady I was dating.
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Speaker 1: You're right. She's a woman you're dating. You gave her
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Speaker 1: these diamonds, and you expected an oral pleasure in return,
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Speaker 1: and you don't think that's treating a woman like a prostitute.
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Speaker 2: Mr. Hendry, I care for this. I want to know
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Speaker 2: how much I care for this girl. No, I don't
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Speaker 2: think $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. When's the last time anybody...
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Speaker 2: And I mean anybody gave a prostitute that. And that
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Speaker 2: was after I had called her. And I said, I
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Speaker 2: realize you're probably offended. And I did give her the options.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the options that you're talking to me about
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Speaker 1: are just as offensive.
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: You said you gave her the option. If she didn't
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Speaker 1: want to do oral, she could use her hand.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir. I mean, you're treating me like I'm the criminal.
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Speaker 2: She stole the diamonds from me.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. And then you said something about the prostate?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Anybody can tell you. Any doctor can tell you. I
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Speaker 2: don't like being yelled at, first of all.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What is that?
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Speaker 2: Any doctor can tell you that when they check the prostate,
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Speaker 2: they can manipulate it with the finger, and that way
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Speaker 2: you can also get the pleasure.
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Speaker 1: Are you telling me you want her to put her
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Speaker 1: finger in your rear end?
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Speaker 2: Mr. Henry, what I'm saying is I gave her options.
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Speaker 2: She didn't have to do the blow, the oral. She
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Speaker 2: can do that.
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Speaker 1: She can use her hand or use her finger up the,
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Speaker 1: you know what?
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Speaker 2: You're making me feel like the criminal. And one of
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Speaker 2: the things that I.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, could you hold on for a minute?
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Speaker 1: No, I cannot hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: I got a call.
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Speaker 1: I cannot hold on for a minute. Here is Dean
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Speaker 1: on the Phil Henry Show. Hello?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Dean, go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Why don't we just go out and get him
16:31
Speaker 3: a high-priced call girl? I can tell you for a
16:34
Speaker 3: fact that there's call girls that work for more than
16:36
Speaker 3: $ 5, 000 or $ 10, 000 a night.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Mr. Gray, can you hear us?
16:43
Speaker 2: I had to click over.
16:44
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?
16:46
Speaker 2: I have to have this girl followed by a private detective.
16:50
Speaker 2: That's him calling.
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Speaker 1: I don't want you clicking over.
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Speaker 2: I didn't hear what the guy said.
16:56
Speaker 1: He said, why don't you go out and get a prostitute?
16:58
Speaker 2: Because that's not like this. You don't give a prostitute
17:01
Speaker 2: $ 10, 000 worth of blue diamonds. They're very rare.
17:03
Speaker 3: You don't give a woman that you have a relationship
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Speaker 3: for two weeks $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds.
17:09
Speaker 2: And ask her.
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Speaker 3: That you have to give her or she has to
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Speaker 3: give you or pleasure.
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Speaker 2: Wait a second. Who am I speaking with? Mr. Hefner? Look,
17:20
Speaker 2: don't tell me about women, all right?
17:23
Speaker 3: I can tell you one thing, Tom. You ain't got
17:25
Speaker 3: a clue about women.
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Speaker 2: How do you figure that?
17:28
Speaker 3: Because you don't... and give any woman $ 10, 000 and expect,
17:34
Speaker 3: and then you tell the listing audience that she's suffering
17:38
Speaker 3: from it. You gave her. She didn't have to do
17:40
Speaker 3: anything for you.
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Speaker 2: Well, she didn't give me any pleasure.
17:44
Speaker 1: Did you tell her before you?
17:46
Speaker 3: Did you ask her when you gave her the diamond
17:48
Speaker 3: and say, hey, I'm going to give you a real
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Speaker 3: expensive gift for Mother's Day, and I want something in return.
17:55
Speaker 3: Are you willing to do that?
17:57
Speaker 2: You give a woman diamond jewelry, common decency dictates that
18:02
Speaker 2: you would at least offer that to a man.
18:04
Speaker 3: Common decency to a woman doesn't dictate nothing. You give
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Speaker 3: a woman something, you give it to her because you
18:12
Speaker 3: love her or you have feelings for her.
18:14
Speaker 2: I can't explain. Look, I don't want to, I can't
18:17
Speaker 2: hear you because.
18:18
Speaker 3: Your phone's breaking up. Your phone's breaking up, okay?
18:22
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Dean, your phone is breaking up. You're yelling,
18:25
Speaker 1: so that's causing the phone to break up.
18:28
Speaker 2: No, let me say this to.
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Speaker 3: Dean, okay?
18:31
Speaker 2: Now, I know about women. I know about women. Will
18:35
Speaker 2: you tell me about your sister?
18:37
Speaker 1: All right, that wasn't necessary talking about his sister, okay?
18:40
Speaker 3: He probably done that to his sister. That's why he's
18:44
Speaker 3: expecting it.
18:45
Speaker 2: Now, I know about women. You know about your sister.
18:47
Speaker 3: You don't know jack squat about women, pal. A woman
18:51
Speaker 3: that doesn't even think about doing that in the first
18:53
Speaker 3: place has to be a part-time whore in her own respect.
18:56
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Did you ever offer a
18:58
Speaker 2: woman an order of onion rings for a little oil? Yes,
19:01
Speaker 2: you did.
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Speaker 3: No, sir, I did not. I was raised better than that.
19:05
Speaker 3: You don't give a prostitute blue diamonds worth $ 10, 000.
19:19
Speaker 2: For the oral blow pleasure.
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Speaker 3: Like I said, you want a high-class call girl that
19:25
Speaker 3: expects that kind of thing for a service.
19:28
Speaker 2: That's right.
19:28
Speaker 3: You're not looking for a woman to be in love with.
19:31
Speaker 2: You know what I found interesting? That both of you
19:33
Speaker 2: gentlemen know so much about call girls. I've never been
19:35
Speaker 2: to a prostitute in my life.
19:37
Speaker 6: Well.
19:41
Speaker 3: You're trying to turn this woman into one.
19:43
Speaker 2: No, I am simply saying.
19:46
Speaker 3: She's got better morals than that. That's why she ain't
19:49
Speaker 3: doing it.
19:50
Speaker 2: It. We're talking about South African.
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Speaker 3: $ 1, 000 Cadillac.
19:56
Speaker 2: You don't give those to a woman without naturally expecting either.
20:00
Speaker 3: Hand, finger, or mouth. You think just because you gave
20:04
Speaker 3: a woman documents, she's going to give you pleasure? And
20:08
Speaker 3: that ain't the way the ball bounces. That's not the
20:10
Speaker 3: way women... What end of the world did you come from?
20:12
Speaker 1: Exactly. Women enjoy... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:15
Speaker 2: Before you.
20:15
Speaker 3: You give women that kind of money out of respect
20:20
Speaker 3: and love. You don't do it for pleasure.
20:22
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not letting a talk show host and some
20:25
Speaker 2: guy driving a truck tell me about women, okay? I
20:28
Speaker 2: know all about women.
20:29
Speaker 3: And you apparently got Mr. Attorney.
20:31
Speaker 2: What's that?
20:32
Speaker 3: I said, I've got a lot of education, and you
20:35
Speaker 3: apparently have.
20:36
Speaker 1: You do, Dean, but we've got to cut off because
20:38
Speaker 1: your phone's breaking up a little bit. Our number is,
20:40
Speaker 1: thank you for your call.
20:41
Speaker 3: Let me have my talk space, and he keeps cutting
20:43
Speaker 3: me off.
20:44
Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Did you want to finish? Go ahead.
20:47
Speaker 3: This guy don't have a clue about morals and respect
20:50
Speaker 3: to women.
20:51
Speaker 2: How much does a blue diamond cost?
20:52
Speaker 3: What he needs to do is drive the street. How
20:54
Speaker 3: much does.
20:55
Speaker 2: One carat of a blue diamond cost? See, you don't know.
20:58
Speaker 3: She can go and buy a $ 20, 000 Cadillac and give
21:02
Speaker 3: it to my girlfriend, and I'm damn sure not going
21:04
Speaker 3: to expect her to go down on me. Not for money.
21:09
Speaker 2: That was the private eye, and he says that he
21:11
Speaker 2: may be leaving the state with my diamonds.
21:13
Speaker 3: If she wants to, that's fine, but you don't expect it.
21:17
Speaker 3: I offered her.
21:18
Speaker 2: The compromise of either the finger or the hand.
21:21
Speaker 3: You don't give somebody something and inspect it.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Dean. 1-800-449-8686. You are missing out here, Mr. Green.
21:32
Speaker 1: He gave her diamonds for Mother's Day. Now he's expecting
21:36
Speaker 1: oral pleasure, and she isn't giving it.
21:38
Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
21:40
Speaker 1: The Phil Henry Show is back.
21:43
Speaker 2: That's the thing you need to understand.
21:45
Speaker 1: What do I need to hold on? Robert Green is
21:46
Speaker 1: with us. You don't want to tell me what you
21:49
Speaker 1: do for a living, but you work for a law firm, right?
21:51
Speaker 2: That's correct.
21:52
Speaker 1: And you gave a young woman a beautiful blue diamonds,
21:55
Speaker 1: two carats worth of blue diamonds for Mother's Day, and
21:58
Speaker 1: you expected oral pleasure.
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Speaker 2: You know something, Mr.
22:03
Speaker 1: Henry? That's what you expected. You expected her to give
22:05
Speaker 1: you oral pleasure.
22:06
Speaker 2: I said I gave her the option. If not oral,
22:09
Speaker 2: then she could use her hand or use the finger
22:12
Speaker 2: that you put up.
22:15
Speaker 1: That you heard about, right?
22:16
Speaker 2: I heard about it from a friend of mine. But
22:20
Speaker 2: one way or the other, you know, everybody's treating me
22:22
Speaker 2: like I'm the criminal. She's the one with the diamonds.
22:24
Speaker 1: Well, you're going to report them stolen if she doesn't
22:27
Speaker 1: come through with this sex.
22:29
Speaker 2: No, I asked if she could do a payment plan.
22:32
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Everybody's treating me like a criminal.
22:35
Speaker 2: I simply want to gauge the depth of my feeling
22:38
Speaker 2: for this girl because I want to take it slow,
22:39
Speaker 2: but I want to get to know her. And I
22:41
Speaker 2: want to know how much do I feel. How do
22:44
Speaker 2: I feel about her? Because who knows? She could be
22:45
Speaker 2: the one. She could be the one that I want
22:47
Speaker 2: to spend the rest of my life with. But there
22:50
Speaker 2: are a few things that I guess every man would
22:52
Speaker 2: want to know. And that's, you know, does she do
22:56
Speaker 2: the blow good?
22:59
Speaker 1: Well, I think that that is absolutely crass.
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Speaker 3: Mr.
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Speaker 2: Henry, I can guarantee you that every single woman you
23:05
Speaker 2: see with a diamond on her finger has given a
23:08
Speaker 2: man at one point or another mouth blow.
23:12
Speaker 1: We can say oral sex.
23:14
Speaker 2: Oral sex. I guarantee.
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Speaker 1: Every woman that's got a diamond on her finger.
23:18
Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight
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Speaker 1: six sharon go ahead you're on the phil henry show.
23:28
Speaker 6: Sharon go ahead mr henry one yes i have a
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Speaker 6: diamond and on not mr henry i'm trying to agree
23:35
Speaker 6: i have to.
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Speaker 3: Go you there and i don't know i have.
23:37
Speaker 6: Never given oral sex for that diamond jennifer i have
23:40
Speaker 6: been married no i did not give oral sex right
23:44
Speaker 6: diamond you better you gave this woman those diamonds immaterial
23:50
Speaker 6: what you gave her, you gave them to her. That
23:55
Speaker 6: is a gift. Period. End of discussion.
23:58
Speaker 2: You've never gave a man blow sex for the name
24:01
Speaker 2: of your ring?
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Speaker 6: No, I did not.
24:03
Speaker 2: Why should I believe you?
24:04
Speaker 6: And I know lots of people who did not and
24:06
Speaker 6: will not.
24:07
Speaker 2: That's what they say. See? But unless you're there at
24:11
Speaker 2: that moment when the diamond is presented, you don't know.
24:14
Speaker 2: And I can tell you, I've got buddies of mine
24:16
Speaker 2: that tell me the minute they give their girlfriend the
24:18
Speaker 2: engagement ring.
24:20
Speaker 2: Suddenly her head disappears. Oh, man.
24:24
Speaker 6: Excuse me, but that is not the way it happens
24:28
Speaker 6: unless society has changed so radically that I've been married.
24:32
Speaker 2: When a man is on his knees telling a woman,
24:34
Speaker 2: will you marry me, she's the next one on her knees.
24:38
Speaker 6: Not my husband, never was, never will be.
24:41
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something.
24:42
Speaker 6: He never treated me that way. He never expected me
24:45
Speaker 6: to be that way. He treated me with respect and dignity,
24:49
Speaker 6: and that's what you should treat her with. Expecting her
24:53
Speaker 6: to give you sex because you gave her an expensive
24:56
Speaker 6: gift is not treating her with dignity.
24:59
Speaker 2: No, not an expensive gift. Blue diamonds.
25:02
Speaker 6: I don't care what they are. They are an expensive gift.
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Speaker 3: You gave them to her.
25:06
Speaker 2: Is your husband gay?
25:08
Speaker 3: No.
25:08
Speaker 2: Because the only way that.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's immaterial.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
25:13
Speaker 2: Mr.
25:14
Speaker 6: Green, you do not understand women, and you certainly are
25:18
Speaker 6: in line for a sexual harassment... That's.
25:22
Speaker 1: What I would say.
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Speaker 6: No way.
25:24
Speaker 2: She stole $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds.
25:26
Speaker 3: I know.
25:27
Speaker 6: You gave them to her. That is not theft. That
25:30
Speaker 6: is not theft.
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Speaker 2: No, sir. That's a gift. I gave her the option
25:34
Speaker 2: of using her hand.
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Speaker 6: That is not a gift.
25:36
Speaker 2: I gave her the option of using her finger.
25:38
Speaker 6: That is not an option.
25:40
Speaker 2: Now, if you... What is your name? I'm sorry. It's Sharon.
25:42
Speaker 1: Her name is Sharon.
25:44
Speaker 2: If you gave me a Harley Davidson and you told
25:46
Speaker 2: me that I had to give you oral, I would. See?
25:52
Speaker 2: Isn't that fair? No. That's a private eye calling.
25:56
Speaker 1: Don't take any calls while you're on the door with me.
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Speaker 6: Mr. Green has an extremely skewed view of what respecting
26:05
Speaker 6: a woman is.
26:06
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you and me now. If you gave
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Speaker 2: me a Harley, I would give you.
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Speaker 6: I wouldn't even ask you for oral sex by giving
26:14
Speaker 6: you an expensive gift.
26:15
Speaker 2: Of course you would.
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Speaker 6: No, I would not, because I was not brought up
26:20
Speaker 6: that way. A gift is a gift is a token
26:23
Speaker 6: of respect, regardless of the expense.
26:26
Speaker 2: So your husband never asked you to put on a
26:28
Speaker 2: fake mustache?
26:30
Speaker 3: No.
26:30
Speaker 1: Why would he do that?
26:31
Speaker 2: Because I suspect that her husband is not into that
26:34
Speaker 2: kind of thing for certain reasons.
26:35
Speaker 1: Oh, excuse me.
26:36
Speaker 2: Huh?
26:37
Speaker 6: My husband was certainly... Well able to satisfy me.
26:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're talking about that, but we're talking about
26:43
Speaker 2: whether he likes you to do the thing, and he
26:46
Speaker 2: never asked you to put on a fake mustache.
26:47
Speaker 1: What's that got to do with it?
26:49
Speaker 2: No. I think you know what I mean.
26:50
Speaker 6: He is totally, he's trying.
26:53
Speaker 1: To twist this argument. Yeah, he's trying to intimate.
26:55
Speaker 2: No, I think you know what I'm saying, Sharon.
26:57
Speaker 3: No, you don't.
26:58
Speaker 2: You never wore a fake mustache. No, I did not.
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Speaker 1: All right, Sharon, thank you very much for your call.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is you're trying to do.
27:06
Speaker 2: I try to determine the depth of a young girl's
27:08
Speaker 2: feelings for me, and suddenly I'm a criminal. And I
27:11
Speaker 2: find that I'm not the criminal. She's the one with
27:13
Speaker 2: the $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. Now, I got out a book.
27:18
Speaker 2: It's a book on anatomy, and it shows where you
27:20
Speaker 2: put your finger.
27:21
Speaker 1: Look, you know, forget about that, okay?
27:23
Speaker 2: But I Xeroxed it off and sent it to her.
27:26
Speaker 1: Well, so what is that supposed to say? In other words, here,
27:29
Speaker 1: this is how you do it?
27:30
Speaker 3: Yeah.
27:31
Speaker 2: I mean, I would think... That woman got a diamond,
27:34
Speaker 2: and he didn't ask her for the mouth blow that
27:39
Speaker 2: I would say.
27:39
Speaker 1: And what's with that fake mustache crack?
27:41
Speaker 2: Well.
27:42
Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
27:44
Speaker 1: Here is Patricia. Go ahead, Patricia.
27:48
Speaker 3: Yes.
27:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, ma'am.
27:50
Speaker 2: Hello, Mr.
27:50
Speaker 3: Green.
27:51
Speaker 2: Yes.
27:53
Speaker 5: I really feel.
27:53
Speaker 2: Look, if I have to take more insults from people.
27:55
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to what a lot of
27:56
Speaker 1: these people are saying.
27:58
Speaker 2: Mr.
27:58
Speaker 1: Green.
27:58
Speaker 2: Yes.
27:59
Speaker 5: I feel very sorry for you.
28:01
Speaker 2: I really do. Thank you.
28:03
Speaker 5: Because, I mean, obviously you're not from this planet.
28:06
Speaker 2: Oh, I see. This is more insults.
28:09
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
28:10
Speaker 5: You absolutely do not know how to treat a human being,
28:14
Speaker 5: never mind a woman, a man. There's something radically wrong.
28:18
Speaker 2: I gave this woman four ways to pay me back
28:20
Speaker 2: for the diamond.
28:21
Speaker 5: There's something radically wrong with this picture.
28:24
Speaker 2: Mr.
28:24
Speaker 5: Green, I will talk. There is something wrong with you.
28:28
Speaker 2: Why?
28:30
Speaker 5: Because, first off, you gave her that as a gift.
28:34
Speaker 5: Bottom line, it's a gift. You, on the other hand,
28:38
Speaker 5: are up for sexual harassment, and you're talking about a
28:43
Speaker 5: private eye following her. You're in serious trouble. And I
28:47
Speaker 5: would suggest that all those little medical books that you're reading,
28:51
Speaker 5: you check up on like a lobotomy because that's what
28:54
Speaker 5: you need.
28:56
Speaker 3: You know, you don't have any common decency.
28:57
Speaker 5: There is something wrong with you.
28:58
Speaker 2: You have no common decency.
28:59
Speaker 5: You shouldn't even use the word common decency.
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Speaker 6: How dare you?
29:02
Speaker 5: You're nothing but a pig.
29:05
Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm not a pig. I gave this girl some
29:07
Speaker 2: of the most rarest diamonds on earth.
29:09
Speaker 5: Oh, really?
29:10
Speaker 2: Yes. Really? Really.
29:11
Speaker 5: Obviously, you come from very, very poor stock because you're
29:15
Speaker 5: so impressed with the rarity of the diamond.
29:18
Speaker 2: Do you know what a blue diamond is? Yeah, I
29:20
Speaker 2: don't know, do you?
29:21
Speaker 5: I'm well aware of what a blue diamond is.
29:23
Speaker 2: Okay, very expensive.
29:24
Speaker 5: I happen to have them.
29:26
Speaker 2: Okay. And I didn't have to get on my knees.
29:29
Speaker 5: Maybe your mother or your sister did.
29:31
Speaker 2: Oh, so now we're insulting my family. No, because you're disgusting.
29:34
Speaker 5: I really apologize to the show, but you need a lobotomy.
29:37
Speaker 2: You're an idiot. you told me that you got blue
29:40
Speaker 2: diamonds and you didn't get out you didn't twist a
29:42
Speaker 2: man's nipples for them that's a lie and you know it.
29:47
Speaker 1: Hello i think patricia you're gone she's gone Mr. Green,
29:53
Speaker 1: if there is a message to Bruce... And what do
29:55
Speaker 1: you mean, twist the nipples?
29:56
Speaker 2: That's the fifth way that she could pay for them.
29:58
Speaker 2: She could either use the finger, twist my nipples.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's great. Well-famous Phil Henry Show executive produced by me,
30:16
Speaker 1: I'm Bob Green. Would you mind getting out of this?