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OUTRO BITS: He's Got A Boner! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and tik tok.
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  Speaker 1: For raw douggets four to seven every weekday on radio,
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  Speaker 1: heard hack Care.
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  Speaker 2: We're not allowed to talk about the thing that happened
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. Oh yeah, so we have to talk
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  Speaker 2: about on here.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a was a fight. Yeah, yeah, Hangerbar
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  Speaker 2: last night. It was so great, which is so West Awkland.
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  Speaker 2: It's so two guys in backbone shirts having a ruckus
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  Speaker 2: with one I never heard of, hod You've never heard
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  Speaker 2: of our show, got the backbone shirts on having a
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  Speaker 2: go at each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard from Toddy there that it was the boss
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  Speaker 1: and one of the employees.
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  Speaker 3: So it was. Yeah, there was a couple of young
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  Speaker 3: it was. It was a work drinks and you'd imagine
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  Speaker 3: they were builders or plumbers or something like that, and
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  Speaker 3: a couple of young fellows were running the yaps, and
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  Speaker 3: so a couple of the older fellows needed to put
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  Speaker 3: them in their place. One of them in particular came
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  Speaker 3: off worse than the other, yes, and and then still
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  Speaker 3: kept on Runner's goddamn yep, and then got putting in
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  Speaker 3: a cab and seeing home eventually, but it went for
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  Speaker 3: a while for a while. And it's a shame because
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  Speaker 3: it would have made a great photo, the guy with
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  Speaker 3: a completely blood person out of his nose and teeth
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  Speaker 3: and a backbone shirt on. It would have been it
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  Speaker 3: would have been good. But the points that he didn't
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  Speaker 3: think it was a good look for for our show
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  Speaker 3: when I completely disagree for our promo. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: it was more about.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Isaac in the office, he was saying that
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  Speaker 2: one of the real hammered dudes up front, was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: these guys think they're making some pretty funny jokes about wistalk,
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  Speaker 2: and how about we showed them how funny wistalking can
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  Speaker 2: really be.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking bring it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I know which guy was talking about. He
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  Speaker 2: probably would have, Yeah, he said, would have had a
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  Speaker 2: good run at us. Was that the big fellow was
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  Speaker 2: the tweaky guy who he'd already walked past.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know yet, Oh I know the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then he came back. I reckon, Oh you could have,
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  Speaker 3: and then he would have spect times.
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  Speaker 2: It's just cool, you know, everyone, we should got to
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  Speaker 2: Wecord and do a show and then subdued through.
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  Speaker 3: And that's literally what happens is the stereotype is the reality.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 4: in weekdays and four on Radio.
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  Speaker 1: Hoky with the Black Class. If I had to get
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  Speaker 1: in the SPA, I wouldn't be that comfortable with it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you were?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean you guys probably wouldn't be. Maybe next
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  Speaker 1: year I'll do it if there's another Black clash.
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  Speaker 3: No, you won't. Well you would well oh yeah, true,
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  Speaker 3: might be changing things up? True? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well that Yeah. You wouldn't like it, man.
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  Speaker 1: Nah is it really warm?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't like it because you're down amongst the filth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not the filth of the SPA that's about problem.
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  Speaker 3: It's the people that talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: That would be hate it because you hate everyone that
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  Speaker 2: talks to you.
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  Speaker 1: Generally speaking, I do you that's true though, I hate
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  Speaker 1: they all that. No, the only thing I hate is
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  Speaker 1: when people yell at me from behind, which unfortunately is
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  Speaker 1: quite often. I go hody, Jay and I go ah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you the other day, I was driving
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  Speaker 1: on the motorway and a trap pulled up to me
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  Speaker 1: right next to me on the modow and we were
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  Speaker 1: crawling along and he did the window down hoy joy,
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  Speaker 1: and I goddamn near crash the car. It gave me
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  Speaker 1: such a shock. Ridiculous. Well, I mean, I don't like that,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't mind talking to people in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because there's a lot of fans out there for the
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  Speaker 1: big show feelers.
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  Speaker 3: I sort of find when people talk to you that
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  Speaker 3: you start drifting over your phone pretty quick pattern.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's only that's only for marketing meetings.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's not true, you know.
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  Speaker 1: When people start banging it. We need an idea for
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  Speaker 1: Jason Brow.
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  Speaker 2: Our show makes money, and it's a five minute meeting.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my job, Yes, it is to come up
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  Speaker 1: with concepts for advertising, to.
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  Speaker 2: Come up for concepts that will work well for us
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  Speaker 2: to do on the show. We don't then go, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, this is so punishing. Yeah, I know, quite
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  Speaker 2: a lot of the time we still do.
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  Speaker 1: We still do that, We still do say they're punishing.
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  Speaker 3: It was the first time I was round about that
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  Speaker 3: age because my brother.
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  Speaker 1: Did your dairy sell them?
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  Speaker 3: Oh dear, probably? But I never I never bought them.
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  Speaker 3: My brother had a suitcase full of them. She found
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  Speaker 3: a suitcase full of them, like over at the college
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  Speaker 3: behind the they had this wall. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: that wolves were even now, but yeah, he found a suitcase.
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  Speaker 3: So brought those home and chucked them up in the
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  Speaker 3: garage out of reach. And so yeah, we'd sort of
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  Speaker 3: plow our way through those. So good but very young,
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  Speaker 3: too young, Yeah, any idea, what's going on? I do
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  Speaker 3: remember one occasion where my brother put on a porno
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  Speaker 3: sure and it was there was I think there's three
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  Speaker 3: or four of us. I was, I was young man,
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  Speaker 3: those are a jackson. I remember that. I remember. I
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  Speaker 3: still remember where I was sitting in the room and everything. Yea,
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  Speaker 3: and so my brother, so obviously I gotta we've absolutely
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  Speaker 3: got to put a warning them. So, especially giving it
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  Speaker 3: New Year, I was going to have a resolution where
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  Speaker 3: we had to start talking less felth. But this is
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  Speaker 3: a terrible start. So I got I got a, I
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  Speaker 3: got a, I got I got aroused, and I had
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  Speaker 3: to rearrange myself because it was sort of you know,
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  Speaker 3: it was jutting out.
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  Speaker 2: So the trick that.
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  Speaker 3: I my trick that I used to do when I
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  Speaker 3: was doing that at school when I went that would
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  Speaker 3: happen at school, which was you know, I'm sure it
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  Speaker 3: happened everywhere, but you didn't care as much as when
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  Speaker 3: it was at school. Was I tucked my I pretend
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  Speaker 3: I was tucking myself in, So I'd start at the
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  Speaker 3: back and I'd tucked my shoet in and I'd tuck
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  Speaker 3: all the way in, and that would allow me to
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  Speaker 3: grab myself and redirect it up under the waistband.
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  Speaker 1: Of your Yeah, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: And so I did that, but I did it lying
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  Speaker 3: down my think. My brother goes, hey, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: And I go, oh, I'm just taking myself in And
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  Speaker 3: he goes, oh, what is your shoot still hanging out?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, he got me, He got me. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your brother's got to Your brother's gotta di ricktion. You
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  Speaker 3: gotta give him