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Musical for Guys (with Tim Baltz) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on Artists on Artists on artists
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  Speaker 1: this week. Musicals have always been for a certain kind
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  Speaker 1: of person, but that all changes today with the new
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  Speaker 1: musical coming out that is for men.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, and we say men and mean straight men.
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  Speaker 2: Musicals have for a long time been fun, silly, crazy,
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  Speaker 2: but what if they were interesting specifically for men. This
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  Speaker 2: incredible groundbreaking team got together and engineered the perfect musical
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  Speaker 2: to show your uncle, father, boyfriend, or mean son.
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  Speaker 1: So turn on SportsCenter, crank up that ESPN radio, and
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  Speaker 1: get out your jazz hands. This is a musical for men.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 3: I think instead of jazz hands, we should do jazz fists.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that is a fantastic idea.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say her brother? I couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's like shaking rocks.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would have electrified the opening number. Yea a
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  Speaker 6: sports it's in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love our own God.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, guys, we got the cast and crew of
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  Speaker 5: the creators here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say, what's up? What's up? How you
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  Speaker 4: guys doing today? What's up? Guys?
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  Speaker 5: Damn?
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  Speaker 4: Damn?
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  Speaker 5: What fire intro?
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  Speaker 4: Call that a man burst? I bursted out energy. I
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  Speaker 4: let it come out. Sometimes I can't stop when it
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  Speaker 4: comes out.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 7: We kind of wrote this whole thing with using man bursts,
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  Speaker 7: just like the whole thing was just like men bursting
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  Speaker 7: in the room together trying to figure out how to
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  Speaker 7: write a musical for men.
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  Speaker 2: When I was sitting around with my brothers just bursting
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  Speaker 2: left and right and watching you burst and watching me bursts,
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  Speaker 2: and watching all of us bursts together, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: we're making some of the men are.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna hold on man burst. I just had an idea
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  Speaker 1: for the after party. We should do a red Bull tower.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, red Bull tower. So it's just a tower of
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  Speaker 5: red bull. Yeah, knock it down. Maybe a little bit of.
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  Speaker 4: That's what we call it.
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  Speaker 1: Communal burst, communeal bursts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a shared birds.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, we are the team some of the cast
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  Speaker 7: and crew of the new musical coming to Broadway, Seal
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  Speaker 7: Team Sex.
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  Speaker 5: It's the music for men by men.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna beat the Jose Quibo Theater on forty fourth
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  Speaker 2: and first, and.
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  Speaker 1: Seal Team Sex, of course, about our nation's finest war people,
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  Speaker 1: military guys going out on a town in spring break
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  Speaker 1: and kissing and hooking up and doing stunts.
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  Speaker 6: With motorcycles, and it puts the ultimate question for straight
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  Speaker 6: men to the test, would you rather hang out with
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  Speaker 6: your guys or be having sex?
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  Speaker 7: Literally, it's like the internal question that yeah, choose, right,
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  Speaker 7: don't make me choose.
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  Speaker 6: But Seal Team Sex does answer another question, which is
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  Speaker 6: who wants to get double tapped?
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  Speaker 1: It does, It does in both both ways.
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  Speaker 3: I want to I want to shout out the good
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  Speaker 3: old people at Dude Wipes. They I think they were like,
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  Speaker 3: we want to get into the musical theater space. We
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  Speaker 3: took wipes, we made them manly. Can you can you
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  Speaker 3: do that with other stuff? And they hired a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of us and we should all go We all come
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  Speaker 3: from different backgrounds and we should all go around. But
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  Speaker 3: this was I mean, that was our biggest like chunk
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  Speaker 3: of funding first came there.
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  Speaker 6: The money came first, The ideas came later.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, which funding from Sasquatch soap, oh.
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  Speaker 8: Doctor squatchater crazy.
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  Speaker 6: So you can wash with it and drink it it'sable, yeah, yeah, it.
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  Speaker 5: Does have it.
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  Speaker 6: Every every little bottle has some of her DNA in it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I want to shout out Hymns for sponsoring us Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's cool to turn the musical theater world
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  Speaker 3: on its head and say, what if you went with
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  Speaker 3: the sponsors first idea?
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  Speaker 5: Second?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the guys that Dorito's actually had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of good ideas for songs, right, Like they would sit
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  Speaker 1: in and jam with us, and that's how we got
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  Speaker 1: our uh are are what do they go? What do
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  Speaker 1: those girls call it? In a musical where it's like
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  Speaker 1: you're singing the same song again, but sad prize? Probably
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  Speaker 1: guys had so many good ideas for reprises.
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  Speaker 2: I was also a little like, bro, if you about
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  Speaker 2: to pitch a song, pitch a song that has not
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  Speaker 2: been done, because they kept going, I got an idea,
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  Speaker 2: what if they.
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  Speaker 4: Sing the same song?
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  Speaker 5: Sad?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 4: You said that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, you're only pitching for prizes.
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  Speaker 5: Take a break from the Doritos. They're making you sad.
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  Speaker 6: Dude. When we got chrome pistol coffee on board, that's
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  Speaker 6: what I really knew we were cooking. Yeah, and that
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  Speaker 6: we were gonna get finally, the audience, the target demo
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  Speaker 6: that never sees musicals, right, Yes, people that say some
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  Speaker 6: of the worst things slurs about musical theater goers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like in those seats.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be in those seats, and that's
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  Speaker 6: gonna be exciting for Broadway.
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  Speaker 3: No, it so is, And I honestly, I'm so glad
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  Speaker 3: to be a part of the first Broadway musical with
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  Speaker 3: no intermission but a halftime.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's we're finally taking that language and we're
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  Speaker 3: making it work for others that got scared of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really fun. You don't even need to leave your seat.
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  Speaker 2: We have a bunch of old women that come out
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  Speaker 2: and play basketball in the middle to the halftime, kind
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  Speaker 2: of a fun thing.
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  Speaker 4: And then we bring somebody out.
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  Speaker 2: On onto the stage and they if they can nail
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  Speaker 2: the choreography.
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  Speaker 4: From half court, they get a T shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Also, sweet Lye has her long one wheel bike and
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  Speaker 7: she will be balancing plates.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of crazy what she learned.
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  Speaker 6: And there's food on the plates.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go around, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like, I am already just just bursting at
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  Speaker 3: the bursting seams.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're always this energy. We're so yeah, we need
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  Speaker 5: to empty you out. You came a little too full
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  Speaker 5: to burst you out. I gotta stop it, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, man, you say stop, we stop.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's awesome. Sure, sorry, my girlfriend's out of town.
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  Speaker 3: I'm bursting at the scene at the time, going I
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  Speaker 3: love it.
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  Speaker 5: Shut Where do they go? First of all, ye, where
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  Speaker 5: do they go? And then second of all is it okay?
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  Speaker 5: If I like it a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: It's a drum drum It's the central question of the musical. Again.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It's like where do girlfriends go in there?
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  Speaker 4: It's like, why do I miss my girl? But I'm
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  Speaker 4: happily she.
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  Speaker 5: Gone yeah that yeah. Act two opener. That was That
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  Speaker 5: was where we came up with the Act two opener
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  Speaker 5: because it's first act is so.
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  Speaker 6: Dude centric, right, it's all party, and then second act
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  Speaker 6: opens and it's like where did where did the.
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  Speaker 4: Last line to Act one? But wait, I miss my girl?
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  Speaker 5: Curtains Kurt halftime, halftime? How we all doing out there?
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  Speaker 5: You all ready for this? And we change.
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  Speaker 6: We get the crowd chanting, uh, who ate my ass out?
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  Speaker 6: Instead of who let the dogs out?
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  Speaker 5: As out?
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, it's gonna halftimes might be better than the
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  Speaker 6: show and really gave it all for.
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  Speaker 5: The times it really is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. My name is
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  Speaker 3: Elijah interception. I am, I have been. I'm one of
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  Speaker 3: those guys that sings a lot when I'm surfing.
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  Speaker 4: And you all know you all got that guy in
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  Speaker 4: your life sing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: When there's always that one guy in the group chat
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  Speaker 1: singing a lot when he's surfing.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be, I'd be surfing, I'd be singing. It's fucking nuts, guys,
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  Speaker 5: So I was. I love your.
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  Speaker 1: Videos for real, though, I love your videos.
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  Speaker 5: Man, I appreciate good content. Yeah, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: I know the go Pro is waterproof, but I know
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  Speaker 2: those mic saying how many waterproofs you burned.
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  Speaker 3: In God, one of these days they're going to make
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  Speaker 3: a waterproof mic, and I'm waiting because it is.
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  Speaker 5: It is an expense.
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  Speaker 6: But in the meantime, it's great that you voice over
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  Speaker 6: the go Pro videos that you take. So you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Hey,
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  Speaker 6: that reminds me of a song.
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  Speaker 3: And sometimes I go, well, I don't even remember seeing that,
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  Speaker 3: so I have to watch it back and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I think it was this. Yeah, I have to interpret it.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, Elijah interception. A man once heard me
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  Speaker 3: singing on my on my surfboard at point doom. He
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  Speaker 3: said you should get into the theater world. I was like, frankly,
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  Speaker 3: I said, I said, that's gay. Oh yeah, and that's
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  Speaker 3: where I know the work needed to begin.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like, I think we can all admit we learned
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  Speaker 7: so much respect while I'm trying to make this musical
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  Speaker 7: about musical.
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  Speaker 3: I totally realize how hard they are.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize what that's gay. Like, I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: what I was saying until now. Yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 1: just something you just get used to. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Soone goes, yeah, you should do musicals, that's gay. You should.
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  Speaker 3: You should of course call in response literally is like spots.
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  Speaker 5: It's Marco Polo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should do musicals.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gay, which way gio gay? But Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then I got recruited for this little old magic, fucking
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  Speaker 3: team of bursting men. I think I came in a
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  Speaker 3: couple of you guys were already starting the workshop phase.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, I'm a jingles guy. I I didn't realize
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  Speaker 3: I'm good at melodies, but I am so I do
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  Speaker 3: a lot of the music.
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  Speaker 5: Grateful to be here. You play Sebastian, of course, I
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  Speaker 5: also played Sebastian.
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  Speaker 7: The main men on the strip and Sebastian is kind
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  Speaker 7: of always struggling with this idea of like is there
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  Speaker 7: more to this?
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  Speaker 5: You know, is there more to just like looking up
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  Speaker 5: with girls at Spring.
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  Speaker 1: He's sort of the emotional poet of the group.
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  Speaker 5: Appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, existential exist.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, great, essential to because he's thinking about his ex
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  Speaker 2: in our stage.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, dude, we.
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  Speaker 1: Got to make another musical.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta That is so insane.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you can't accuse the musical of being pro
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  Speaker 6: woman obviously, but but there, yeah, you can't. Actually you
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  Speaker 6: said you can't. I said you can't.
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  Speaker 4: I agree, you can't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but uh but it was cool that that, Like
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  Speaker 6: everyone like kind of their arc is like, oh, it
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  Speaker 6: is kind of fifty to fifty to be with my
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  Speaker 6: bros And to be with my girl. But Sebastian, kind
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  Speaker 6: of your arc is kind of like, you know, my
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  Speaker 6: ex is such a bitch and she smells.
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  Speaker 5: Bad and by the end, I go, she just smells mad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and you got she's not actually a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: She just would smell bad and it was making her
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  Speaker 1: a bitch.
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  Speaker 5: And like when we remember that day we learned like
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  Speaker 5: arcs have to change.
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy, Yeah, because I was like, why can't
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  Speaker 3: why can't Sebastian just think she's a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I was confused by that when they were like arcs
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  Speaker 2: mean change, and I was like, Noah's ARC didn't change
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  Speaker 2: from day one and kept all.
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  Speaker 1: Those animals exactly, dude, exactly. But I was I actually
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  Speaker 1: my arc like I I I the ARC workshop really
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  Speaker 1: helped me because my character Hi by the way, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm Toe's guy, and I was I played.
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  Speaker 5: Guy To's guy.
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  Speaker 3: I played a name is so good you gotta sing it.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard all the songs about it. Guys, you can't
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  Speaker 1: even can't even hurt me anymore. But I played Honk
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  Speaker 1: and he was sort of the meat of the group.
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  Speaker 1: He was sort of the beef. He's sort of the
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  Speaker 1: yoked one. And my character ARC was I got stronger
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  Speaker 1: and huger throughout the musical.
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  Speaker 5: That's change.
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  Speaker 1: Keep wanting to call it a movie, but it's not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and so uh, I got into this musical by way
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  Speaker 1: of creating. I was workshopping some uh some some brand
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  Speaker 1: videos for creating in the gym. I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some trying some stuff out for TikTok because I had
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  Speaker 1: like a brand thing in the works. And then I
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  Speaker 1: was approached by one of the guys from Doctor Squatch
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  Speaker 1: and they said, hey, man, we like the tenor of
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  Speaker 1: your voice. We think you could actually do some work
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  Speaker 1: on Broadway.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, guy that found me a point Doom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sasquatch guy, Sasquatch guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's like a recruitment to be recruited for something
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  Speaker 5: like this.
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  Speaker 3: It is like, truly, it's like this must have been
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  Speaker 3: what it felt like to be on Apollo thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought again, like I'm putting together a team,
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  Speaker 2: like a team of the craziest one a suicide squad.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what if Backstreet Boys were actually like hard dudes
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  Speaker 6: and they went to space on Broadways.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it felt like, well, like.
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  Speaker 6: Adventures completely assembled here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah literally, sorry, no, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, like but exactly it. I think like, and I
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  Speaker 1: think what I'm what I'm so grateful for is like
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  Speaker 1: the training camp, you know, and like we could talk
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  Speaker 1: more about that if we want, But like the six
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  Speaker 1: week training camp that we were put through, sort of
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  Speaker 1: ROTC style, with all these guys who were used to
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  Speaker 1: doing musical theater and some girls too, was wild.
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  Speaker 6: It was crazy, and for it to overlap with no
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  Speaker 6: Nut November. It was like broken.
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  Speaker 5: It was like such an unfortunate circumstance. You were on
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  Speaker 5: the Reddit the no Nut November, read it every day, looking.
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  Speaker 4: Give me strength, I need advice, I need strength.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what is it? Is it? God? Is it a
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  Speaker 5: chastity belt? Like give me what I need? Help you?
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  Speaker 6: And finally I went to like basically like what alcoholics
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  Speaker 6: do when they poison themselves for alcohol. I just like
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  Speaker 6: you know I I Yeah, I kept my hands in
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  Speaker 6: ice water, and anytime I touched myself, I was like,
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  Speaker 6: it's too cold, so you.
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  Speaker 4: Got your hands masturbate.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that was because you take some back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but I was locked in. I was locked in.
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  Speaker 1: Men take men, take notes.
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  Speaker 7: If you're Jay and dude, just dip your hands in
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  Speaker 7: cold ice water so you can't it feels too cold.
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  Speaker 1: You don't be in anymore.
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  Speaker 7: Unless you like the feel of cold. Then you've got
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  Speaker 7: a serious problem your hand.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna want to do.
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  Speaker 3: Training camp was incredible to wake up every morning to
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  Speaker 3: the Alphaba riff like over and over and go, like that.
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  Speaker 2: Is speaks on that island that's owned by bud Light
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  Speaker 2: in the Caribbean. Yeah, and just like waking up every
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  Speaker 2: single day with these musical.
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  Speaker 9: Bud Lighten Bud Island, bud Island Island.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, summaries are made the bud.
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  Speaker 4: Liland to the bud Island. We had so much fun
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  Speaker 4: over there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the morning routine, you know, shotgun beer, do
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  Speaker 1: wicked riff, ten sixty reps of the Wicked Rif, and
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  Speaker 1: then you are off to choreo.
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  Speaker 5: It was nuts and.
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  Speaker 4: In the morning. In the evening you had to do
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  Speaker 4: musical theater history.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting here comparing Candor and Abb to Stephen Sondheim,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what's even coming out of my damn?
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  Speaker 5: I know, I'm confused.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like singing phantom lyrics in the Oklahoma tempo.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm so turned around right now, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 10: I'm like Blue forty two sits it and I'm like, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Where did that come from?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to tell them who you are.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Jevin cock Bath.
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  Speaker 6: I played the I played Pump Dump in the in
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  Speaker 6: the musicals over here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was so pumped dump.
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  Speaker 6: I was obviously like all I did all I My
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  Speaker 6: character only dates models. I pump them my dump them,
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  Speaker 6: which mirrors like my investment strategy. And I have to
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  Speaker 6: learn that, like I need to I need to pump.
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  Speaker 6: I need to pump and not dump. So that's my transformational.
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  Speaker 5: Yea a massive art.
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  Speaker 7: You meet Gwynn, who's like the hottest model you've ever seen,
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  Speaker 7: You're like, maybe I actually don't let her.
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  Speaker 6: Go and it and then it turns out that she's
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  Speaker 6: she's like a decent human being and she's not because
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  Speaker 6: I've been I've been dating like all these models that
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  Speaker 6: are that are like so stupid, right, So Act one
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: is is me like swiping on all these like absolute morons,
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: these just like you know, urgeous empty vessels. And then
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: when I meet when I meet Gwynn, it's like whoa
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: uh And she tells me about the four Wins approach
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: by the Black Panthers and and I'm like, oh, you know,
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: And then I started, I start ethically investing by the end.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: So that's my transformation.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And honestly, it was a massive day on ARC training
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: when we learned your ARC can start one way and
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: just be the and then just like you can just
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: think women are stupid women, your models are stupid.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: And then by the end. I want to invest.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: It's like, what's that, what's the what's the math thing?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: How they call it the math thing? What's the what's
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: the symbol for the transformation?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: What's the the graph is like this, it's long division.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Ye yeah, it's like the curve curve. It's like it's
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: like a wave. Yeah like that tie yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: Bone com bumb com bone come bone come bone come.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I love those models, like those moron those like sort
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of moron bimbos, and I really something I really loved
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: and act on was the Bimbo Parade where all the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: models who are sort of like empty head can't tell
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: up from down two plus two equals five, like sort
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: of do I breathe in or do I throw up?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Like what do I.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Do in myself?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I can't function. The mixes up breathing in and throwing up.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: She has a beautiful verse.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: She's a beautiful verse. And it's just sort of like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: kind of like a cursed, sort of wretched life to
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: be a bimbo like that, And so it was kind
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: of like interesting to see them back to back to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: back to back to back to back and then like
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: your guy really like he grows in such a way.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Well, because when the bimbos come out and we're all
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: mirroring their posture, dude, and I think, like maybe not
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: all the guys in the audience, but some of the
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: guys and definitely like you know who they brought with
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: them are like, oh yep, because we were himbos.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like mirroring, Like that's what we really got.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Just that you that just landed for you.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It just it just hit me like I didn't even
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: know that I was a part of the problem.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's crazy kind of like it was like
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: crazy because it taught us so much and also.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Teaches our audience so much.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Like we got all like it was like it kind
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: of like was crazy like for me, like how much
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: we all learned and like how much we could all
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: like grow and like also like do stuff to the
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: audience that blew their minds to grow.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you were, I mean, speaking of mind blowing,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: we got we.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Got to talk to you guys.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: My name is Rafael. I play raf in the musical. Yes,
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: it's based on my life. This musical was kind of
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: a wicked thought I had one time. I said, well
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: wait a second, I so I was walking through like
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: times Square because that's where I go get my lunch.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: It's like one of the best places to go many options. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: what do you usually get?
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: I either go to Hogandoff store or maybe because they
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: have hot eats too. Yeah they have, yeah, like they do,
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Like they have like a panini that you can have
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: and like.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like Times Square is amazing because the only
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: other place that most of those restaurants are is in
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: an airport, and I don't always fly, and that it's
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: nice to be able to eat at a place that
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I could only eat at airport.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so real.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: So I think it was either at the Hoganof Store
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: or the fog To Chao I went to, and I
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: saw this billboard for lunch.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I love loading up on for lunch the.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Green thing and they just bring meat for you.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: They just go, oh with that Brazilian stak honks of
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Brazilian steak.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Am I right? Speaking of honks us?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of honks. People sitting around with these mics. Yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: come on.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: So, like I saw these like musical venue places, I
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: think they call them theaters, and I was like, well, wait,
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: like me and my friends never go to this thing,
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Like yeah, so like what if like I got me
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: and my dad's money, and I said, like, why don't
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: we do something like that for but for me and
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: my guys, like and like I felt like it was
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: a huge emerging market, like like we could all like
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: you know, like do something that like kind of changes
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: like guy stuff, like you know, like that's kind of
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: thing where it's like guy stuff kind of like on fleek,
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: but like turned up to twelve.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: You hear that, You go, yeah, that's just listening to
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: you even start the vision of what now is our
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: whole story? Like that just that whole sentence you said
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: is the background of the musical.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's no surprise to you watching it home. You're
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: probably commenting right now Raphael is the sigma.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah he is, ye.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Surprised, And you probably looked up right when right when
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you said that, and he was like, holy shit, I'm
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: typing that goals literally cooking.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Goals.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: So yeah, it was my idea and I brought this
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: fucking killer asked team to like and that's like my
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: favorite thing about it is like when when we can
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: all go in there and like when I go out
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: there and I explain infinity to the guys through the song,
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: and you can just see every guy's mind blown.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I love when you explain infinity because it blows my
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: mind every night when I'm sitting there, because I forget
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: about it the night before. Yeah, and I'm like, oh,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: we're back in infinity, and it's to sit and think about.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I challenge you to sit and think about the actual
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: idea of infinity, because it is.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: But be careful. You break your brain if you think
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Don't smoke weed before, no, dude.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you go to musicals a lot, like I
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: used to go to musicals with my girl, and I
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: would get so before because I'd be like, it's her,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: it's her outing, right, and you.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: Need something to knock out the smell.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: It's like, it's like, why, it's not what you think.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: It's like, it's literally like earwax.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: It's disgusting. Don't even don't even talk about the smell.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: We never talk about, by the way, but it is
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: so bad in her head.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: No, it's and the taste of ear wax too, is so.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Nasty, so.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Good in protein, Yeah, better in a shake?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Better shake.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Wait, but dude, introduce yourself last.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I need to hear about me. No, we do yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: we do.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: In character, men are bashful sometimes and the proof.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: You're my name is gone through belch. I play.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I play Shy that's his name, s h Why And
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: it's really an honor to play him because basically his
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: arch is he goes from being he goes from being
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: shy and quiet to running his own business and being
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: a businessman and being actually a CEO of his own
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: career in.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: His life and and finding his grind.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, he opens a dildo store down in Palm Beach.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: He opens a dildo store, and Palm Beach the number
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: one place that has the most single older widows in
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: the country. And he realizes if I opened a door.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: He saw a hole in the market.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: In the market. It's literally straight out of Grace and Frankie. Dude,
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: it's so good.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Can I just say, you saw holes in the market.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: It's not about the business, like just like for all
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: of us, like, it's not about the business. It's it's
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: about the money, right. It doesn't matter what I'm selling,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter what I'm doing. What matters is that
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm successful at it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: So yeah, what matters is your entrepreneur.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I'm an entrepreneur and it's so cool because he's a grinder,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Like he starts aimless, literally wasting his life in the military,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: like has no ambition in the military and moves out
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: and realizes actually because he has a wife too, and
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: he realizes, actually, I need to focus my own energy
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: on running a business.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: And I just love all that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's great.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: It's similar to me too, Like I'm starting a business
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: too based on this. I am selling all the used
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: cushions from the theater once we use them and they
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: get kind of holes in them, I'm selling them wholesale
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: after the show.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: So it's like, amazing, Well, you're like taking them from
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the theater and then.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Selling They're gonna be collector's items.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Amazing, how often are they getting like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: So like it's actually crazy, like because so many of
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: our theatergoers have like chains for their wallets and like
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: sharp knives in their pockets. They're puncturing them left and right.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And what I'm doing is I'm taking them and I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: selling them. I'm selling them wholesale. And it's actually a
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: huge thing in the market because people usually have to
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: buy their cushions and seats, they have to buy them
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: new and now I'm going, hey, I put some tissue
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: in this hole where the knife went in.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sewing it up, and I'm like, I can sell
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: you those new seats.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm going over to the girsh One. I'm going
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: over to August Wilson. I'm talking these seats and people
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: will buy them left and right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: And they have to buy them in bulk.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Have to buy them in bulk.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Can go back.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: So your overhead is so low? What is it like?
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: It's needle and thread.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's needle and thread, which I'm literally taking from the
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: seamstress every day from our theater.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: She doesn't watch this, She won't, she won't, she.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Hates will watch. Costumer b Delayna turned this off.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Literally, she only puts her air bods in when I
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: walk away.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Sarah, I know, can we talk about like maybe some
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: of these freaking hot ass songs.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: We have to talk about the hot ass.
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Songs Cockbath though, like your number and like the second
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: act like kind of changed my life when I heard it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: When you sing that song cockback.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Did you grow up in the church, How do you
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: learn to sing?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Well, my dad was a bit of a loser who
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: collected records and so I had a lot of like
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: music in the house.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I didn't know your dad was a hipster. That must
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: have been so hard for you.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was brood Art.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: It's tough.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: You watch any sports going uh not with him?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Was he was?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He metrosexual?
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Worse? He was gen x.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, it was really tough. So there'd just be
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: a lot of like, you know, John Fogerty and put
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: me out coach Gordon Lightfoot.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: No, Fogerty, you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Can read my mind. You turn this off, you know
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, uh, you know, like a lot of folks stuff.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: There's I was like, there's a fly. Wait, no, that's
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: a fucking hair, dude, one of your hairs. No, no, no, no,
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: my hair is short. There's a fly.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: There is a fly in here. I can protect you, guys.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna. I'm just trying to get it if
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: there was a.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Fly here, the.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, there's a fucking flying But I'm so sorry. Yeah, no,
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: it's all good. We were talking about my musical number.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: No, you were talking about me.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Dump me all I want to do? Am I really
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: pumping and dumping that much? I'm feeling pretty empty inside, So.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Like that so good.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: Ud it rocked my world and like your pitch of going,
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: like what if a lot of our songs sounded like
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Newfound Glory or Blank Win A two or like kind
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: of these old email bands. I was like, that's the like,
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Like I was like that like for me, Like, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: was like, that's like the like. I was kind of like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: that's like the like I think it's like, you know,
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: like the best thing in the world.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Well, that's how we got Quicksilver, That's how we got Massmo,
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: That's how we got ed Hardy.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on, you know they all came running.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, It's like we don't really even need to put
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: this musical up for that long because we got so
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: much brand.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I can't believe we got Massy my shirt company from Target,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: the Target brandom T shirt.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yet believe that those guys are Mossy more problems every
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: day swinging from the rooftop.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: All I know is that it's not gay. It's not gay.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: It isn't gay. Are you sure it's not gay?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Mossy more problems every day?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Like lit, I love that song.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: That's like one of the best songs I've ever heard.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: All we to do is tell the brand. We'll put
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: the title of their song in the show. Title of
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: your brand in the show, dude.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like yeah, should we do the first song of
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: the musical together?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like what they say, like the overture or like that? Sure?
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Like the intro?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Well, the overture is the overture, the just the instruments.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I guess the overture is just the instruments. What's the
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: thing past that?
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: So open opening, the opening off, kick off.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: The intro, Yeah, the opening number, the kick. I wish
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: the director and the drama turg or drama whatever, I
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: wish they were.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Hate drama, drama turd. He's definitely called Kelvin.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: You know, you.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Could only have one job in life. You could not
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: do anything else. You were such a fucking nerd.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: It's so funny. I love to do on Kelvin.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I love to do too for you know, you ever
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: do two for flinching on Kelvin. He's up to four
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty five for me. He's got four hundred
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: fifty five for flinch and I gotta give him his punches.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's good. Okay, So opening number flush, they're not going.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: There, do not go in there. Flush, do not go
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: in there. Flush, do not go in there. Flush, do
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: not go in there. Flush.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Do you not go in there? Do do do do
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: do do do do do do? All soldiers report for battle.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: We're about to take down terrorists.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Steal Team one. I'm a real good friend. Flush, do
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: not go in there. Seal Team two, I'm a really
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: good lay.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Flush, do not go in there. Three.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I am cool.
• 31:42
  Speaker 12: Do not go in there.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Seal Team four, I'm no fool in there.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Seal Team five. Come back to me there, Flush. I
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: don't want to go to war. I just want to
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: have sex. I don't want to go to war. I
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: just want to have sex.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: I just want to have.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Sick soldiers, you're reporting to duty, your secret mission.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: You're stationed right.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: At the beach.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Guess what have a good spring?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Break boys.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: There? Record scratch. Wait did you guys hear that? I
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: thought we were going off the war. Instead we're going
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: to get pussy. This cannot be happening. We got so lucky.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I thought we were going to war, but instead we're
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: gonna get Wait.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, I thought we were picking up guns, not condoms.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I thought we were going to war, but it turns
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: out we are getting two titties.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I guess we're not fighting any enemies except for our own.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Lack of sex.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Whoa wait a minute. Our one mission for going down
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: to spring Break is this, don't catch any feelings. If
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: you're going inside a woman's heart, you need to know.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: God, it's so good And my favorite part is all
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: the time when you look at me like that, you're like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: we're about to sing, We're about to sing.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Hands when I'm on stage sometimes because it's so overwhelming,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: it's intoxicated.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Sing. It's like I wish they could teach boys.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: Singing is so fun when you're doing, it's.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: So fun to do it together, like with other guys.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: On the stage is like the best thing I've ever done.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: There's no flo I don't see.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Something I want to shout out about do not
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: go in there is that we have like an awesome
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: sort of props team and like, uh, they actually pump
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: in fart smells during each do not go in there.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: So every time we say do not go in their
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: flush the audience is smelling what we're smelling.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: The sac Yeah, they're like rips in here, and we're
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: like exactly exactly.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: It's a green puffs shout out from.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Different places in the audience, like we you don't know
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: if you're sitting under a smell cannon, and we won't
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: tell you until it has already happened.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: And everyone in the audience is like the guy sitting
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: next to or whoever he brought his girl or stinky girl,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: like insane, ass insane insane.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I also want to shout out another song that we
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: kind of like cleverly foreshadow in this song where it's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: like you don't want to catch feelings because then we
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of course have the villain song, which is caught your Feelings,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and that feelings catcher, the feelings catcher, and he's sort
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: of like a monster.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: He's a monster.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: He's a monster, or so shout shout out to him.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: He's played by Broadway legend Kevin Chamberlain, you might know
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: from uh, the original Horton from Susicle to musical.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Rest in Peace.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Well, not yet, but his understudy will be playing for
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: a while because he's in the hospital.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: And it's like, so, okay, what a legend.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I mean legends running circles and.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: He's playing this guy that basically he is sent by
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: women to catch people's feelings and bring them to the women.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sort of like the like there, your feelings
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: are being kidnapped and brought to women to just do
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: whatever they want with you know, because he reminds me
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: your feelings, they can do whatever they want.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: He reminds you of the ultimate steaks.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: And that's when when you and we're reminding audiences this
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: is like steak right, like high good.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Ultimately, why do beef steaks like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: The best steaks in musical theater?
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: There's so much like what did the drama nerds say?
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Duality?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: There's so much duality and this like do not go
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: in there. It's like don't go into your heart, don't go.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Into the there.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: And this one is don't get caught having feelings and
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: don't get caught by a man.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Well by a woman's best friend who's saying that she
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: likes you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: That's like the duality. Yeah, dual.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: We have to show that song.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, So imagine Broadway Legend Kevin Chamberlain sort
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: of like suspended mid air in in like an aerial thing.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: He's got these really long baba duke arms that grace
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: the anime.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Hentai.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a com It's like beautiful. Yeah, he was liked.
• 37:03
  Speaker 12: Black from a fishing pole, down roundund fishing round.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: And it's not at the end of this rod.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: It's a boy a boy dame tod.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's that character intro from the antagonist.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Is some of the best ship.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It reminds me because we honestly were like, how do
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: we make a musical fore man man? And it's like,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: how do you do ball? Turnovers? Offensive defense? We need
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: the antagonist to throw the ball to the protagonist and
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: and like your ball.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not surprised that your ball, mister interception just brought
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: that up.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Your ball.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: We should talk about we played a real game of
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: football in the middle of every game, every.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: Dude I was just about to bring It's like crazy
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: because it's like talking about like what was that nerd word?
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Like this great that.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: You do Alley?
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Do do Alley? Not do all? We have to cut
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: that scene. Don't win there anyway.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Don't like diagon Alley, but they sell they sell ship
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: and every show.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Why something.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It's don't even talk about it's so messed up.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Imagine Peddler for a minute. Imagine that Alley.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Everything is shipped. The owl is ship because.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: You imagine walking through a wall now leads them all
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: of ship old.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: A sack of ship and then you realize you look
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: up and you make eye contacted is ship?
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: About anyway, we have like messed up because we play
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: a football game and there's no bug. We play a
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: football game, but it's also a duality for picking up chicks.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: And the song is called pickup game. Yeah, it's like
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: we're picking up game, like show it's your pickup game
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: while we're playing football.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, while we're playing football and all the women.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Are doing awesome jobs as dance because they're I.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Mean they're like the cheerleaders.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: They are the cheerleaders and they're and they're also like
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: getting physically picked up. It's like they're getting so many
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: people are getting picked up. Like the girls are being
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: so awesome and so game about being picked up and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: put down.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: And you know that they like trained for this, Like
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: chicks can grow up doing like like dancing like that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have like classes.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: And I wish like guys could do that because I
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: wish we had a lot of fun.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Like I actually know people that do that, like they
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: people like boys. Well, there's like all these types of
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: boys out there that like can they do dance and
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: they do our and they do all sorts of stuff
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: like it's completely different than what we do, but.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: It's still boys.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Like it's still like it's so normal for them to
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: do that, and actually we're allowed. Like if like for
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: some reason, if you guys ever wanted to come with
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: me to like like this is so stupid disabled like
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: a drawing drawing class, like I'm learning fruit next week
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: at this institute. Like what I mean, I'm just learning
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: to draw fruit institute next week. And you guys are
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: welcome if that's something that's like like we can do that,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: we actually are allowed to We're actually allowed to do that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: That's like because I remember I dated this one girl
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: and we went to a like a restaurant for dinner
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: and there were like paper you know that not nap,
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: a big nap.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Like with the Krans.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Dress for a table.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they were like pencils and she was like,
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: let's draw each other, you know, and like that like
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: this like a few minutes like where I was trying
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: struggling to draw her that I wasn't having like these
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: huge spikes of adrenaline really and they weren't crashing, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: I wasn't getting like upset, which you know, if I'm
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: out in the world like I'm getting upset.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: We're getting turned on. It was more like that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: There.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: It was this like kind of like piece that I
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: didn't understand, so yeah, I would be down.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: To that has happened to me too.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I looked at a flower once and I didn't think
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: about trying to turn it into some sort of alcohol infusion,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: and it did help that too.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: That's like, you didn't.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Turn into any alcohol infusion.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't if he's into any alcohol or distill it
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: or smoke it or anything. I just looked at a flower,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: touched it and smelled.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: It, like did you get angry or no.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I just literally was thinking about, like God, God could
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: have made that, and that could have been awesome if
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: There's like new vibes out there that I think the
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: musical helped us discover that we were like I I
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: was pretty sure it was only like the vibe was
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: like you know, I'm sleepy, I'm hungry, Yeah, yeah, I
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: want to have sex or I don't want to have
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: sex right, or well I need a break.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What were the new vibes you've found.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Like well, like like some of the ship that we've
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: just been talking about.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Just like kind of like, I guess what I'm hearing
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: is like when I'm not getting horny or angry, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: feel kind of like.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Staple staple.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a bunch of people.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like I feel staple.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This I don't see I don't see it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: This did unlock something for me. Like I had a pet,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I had a pair of drums that I used strategically
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: for workouts and for like beefing purposes, and then I like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like this musical kind of like
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it unlocked, like sort of like a therapeutic used for
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it where you hit it a bunch of times in
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a way that was not for reps. It was for connection.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And so it it like it kind of unlocked.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Something is connecting on? Is that like creatine?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well connecting.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: I was trying to bite online.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: So when you put butter in your coffee, connecting right, yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Right, connecting on, well, connecting on.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: There is was that mobile game where you like shoot
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: things in a line and then you can get upgrades
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: on the side.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I thought it was all meat diet am.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I wrong connecting on Well, I'm pretty sure it's like
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: sort of like a feeling that you belong somewhere. So
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: it's sort of like a creatine in a way.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Because to connect with people, you mean bluetooth connection.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I mean it's like a bluetooth Yeah, I'm probably thinking
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: of bluetooth.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: Actually I lost my Yeah, I don't want to know,
• 43:48
  Speaker 10: because what if?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: What if? What if Gay find my? I don't know.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: If you just don't know, what could happen?
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what could happen?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: You could change the sound so it goes instead of
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: like maybe it could be like I'm over here.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: There is one I didn't know.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that actually didn't didn't un doom doom.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: God, we look so hot, Jeremy. Do you think there's
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: a reason why I can't figure it out? Maybe I
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: have one idea though. It's March.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Get our exclusive aaaaa winter beanie.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Get our exclusive sweatshirt. Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: We also have hats and tots, so much fun stuff.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: We sell merch. It's real, all of it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Go buy it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: We'll put the link in the bile right now.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: There is one scene that makes me feel that way.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: There is no bug there's no bug. You don't have
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: to look. There's no bug. There's no bug.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: There's no bug.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: There is one scene that makes me feel the way
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: we've kind of been discussing and is the Xbox Controller ballet.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's really beautiful and I think it's one
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: of the most beautiful things we've ever done.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: I like low ki like, I'll admit it, we kind
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: of all shared a tear after the first time we
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: did that.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I think my favorite part is, I mean, we'll
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: play the song, but it's it's it's when the characters
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: realize a two player game is a better game.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Damn damn, don't.
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: You can't fucking say that right now. You can't fucking
• 45:20
  Speaker 13: say that right now. I'm like, not ready, I'm not prepped.
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: It's holy shit, dude.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: I think honestly, I don't know if we can like
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: give this ship away, but I think it will be fine. Yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: if we play the scene before that leads into the song,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I think is really important because this is like kind
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: of the meeting of the minds when all the dudes,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: like kind of fourth quarter are circled up a little bit,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: so yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: They've all there's no buck by the way they've all
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: like had sex the night before.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: With like some of the hottest girls like you can either.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're getting ready to maybe do it again,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: but something stopping them.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: They were in the same room having sex because they
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: were all sharing one hotel room. Yeah, that was part
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: of like the military mission. And they were all like
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: kind of making eye contact with each other while they
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: were having sex. And they wake up feeling empty and
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: like kind of ashamed.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: When they meet in the only place they can talk
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: online through headsets while playing Call of Duty.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all in the same living room. Eat my ship,
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Eat my ship.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Someone behind you, behind you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: I'll cover, I'll cover. Anybody have a helpack. I'm gonna
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: set a mind coming here, wife, Yes we won.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: We won.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Quick reload chat. Anybody feel like, uh, lonely, Like in
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the in the sense that like you're running for something,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you're trying to kill somebody, and then like you feel
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: like nobody is backing you up, but you are with
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch of people, so in theory you shouldn't feel lonely.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Funny should say that I was kind of thinking that
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: last night when.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: We locked eyes a little bit there.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's funny. Funny you guys are talking about that,
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: because there was something about looking at your eyes when
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: I had sex with.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: The girl.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: That changed your eyes having sex with the girl, there
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: was something about I looked into your eyes.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Having sex with the girl changed my life.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Pause the game, Pause.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: The game, pause the game.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Who's to blame on a two player game? Who's to
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: blame on the two player game?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Is it my heart, my head, or my dig Who's
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: blame mona to player game?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Who's to blame?
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Monitor player game? Who's to blame on a two player game?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Who's to blame on.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: A to player game? Who's to blame?
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Waiting for my device to connect, waiting for my device
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: to connect, my device.
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: To connect, waiting for my device connect, connecting my device
• 48:27
  Speaker 14: to all of these women, that is my vice.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: But am I living looking at boys? One of them?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Fingering girls? What's the hecks happening in this world?
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: Looking at boys while I'm fingering girls?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: What the heck happening in this world? Fingering girls?
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: What the heck happening in this world? Stop?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Choose your character? Are you gonna be the friend or
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: are you gonna be the lady killer?
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Are you gonna be the friends?
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna be lady, listen, I don't know I'm
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: thinking about this.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Maybe I've just been in the bathroom all day.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: You've gotta get out of your head.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I know, I feel like I'm deciding if I can
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: connect to.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: My Bluetooth and my controller or do you guys get
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: out of the bathroom. We all just had Casey style barbecue.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: We need to go, Bro, come on, bro to go.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Do not go in there.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: I gotta wash my hands before the girls get back,
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: because you know, I gotta share it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: While here a.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Girl, what do we do in there?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: In there?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: In there? The stakes are high, and the stakes are high, and.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: You want to come in? YadA YadA YadA, open.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: The yard right, gotta shake this? Why do I feel
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to see them? Why do I
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: feel like there's someone else I want to see? Why
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: do I feel like it's the people I was looking
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: at while I was fingering ladies.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: While I was fingering ladies, While I was fingering ladies,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: fingering ladies.
• 50:24
  Speaker 14: Have you ever wondered the place we're not going in?
• 50:29
  Speaker 14: Is it our bathroom? Or is it our hearts? Shall
• 50:36
  Speaker 14: we look inside? Shall we go in there to show
• 50:41
  Speaker 14: not go.
• 50:45
  Speaker 15: I'm going in, do not go, I'm going.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Time.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: I really enjoy the game.
• 51:08
  Speaker 15: Gentleman, can you guess switch cut past the ball?
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: Can I hear you say, welcome to silver Hair and
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: halftime dancer?
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollars.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Whoever stands in front of the cannon.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: There's no way, bro, you can't survive the fark cannon.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: God, I love Broadway.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: This way trying to check the cowshy odds. If you
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: have been the line on how many people will dance?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Time to bet.
• 51:44
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• 51:50
  Speaker 2: strawberries in the lobby.
• 51:51
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• 51:54
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• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like that we let it play
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the halftime.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: You hear so many things to talk about that song,
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: and I just I think we should just.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Keep I just think this song is about this movie,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: this whole musical. I think it's about being a guy.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's about loving girls. I think it's about
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: loving chicks. I think it's about being straight. I think
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: all of it's about.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Think it's men, it's men doing musical theater that the
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: way they want to, which is lots of choruses.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, not just hooks.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: On hooks on, hooks on the time.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: We're not trying to get like any kind of vulnerability
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: where one person's burying their soul. I mean there is
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: some of that in the second act, but it quickly
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: becomes a chorus.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean I just want to like talk to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: all the men out there who like might be you know,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: like uh, like what's it like hesitant to see this
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: talk too because they don't want to enter like a
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  Speaker 1: space that's like yay, and so they like what yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like they don't want to enter a space that's like yay,
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  Speaker 1: And so what we're what I want to break down
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  Speaker 1: to you is like you're welcome here as well, and
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  Speaker 1: like this could be a special place for you too,
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  Speaker 1: and like bring a guy, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like bring a friend.
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  Speaker 7: There's like literally like well I hate to admit this,
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  Speaker 7: but like we worked really hard on this and like
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  Speaker 7: we would love everybody and anybody to come see it.
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  Speaker 7: Like we were like like what guys don't what straight
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  Speaker 7: dudes don't understand is like like being in a Broadway
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  Speaker 7: show is just as hard as being a professional athlete.
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  Speaker 3: Literally, And I know we have to go, but like
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  Speaker 3: what you just said reminds me so much of I mean,
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  Speaker 3: your song, and I think your song if like, if
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  Speaker 3: this wasn't proof tonight to come see our musical, then
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  Speaker 3: this song.
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  Speaker 6: Is like damn, dude, I know we have to go,
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  Speaker 6: but what you're saying is definitely reminding me of myself.
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  Speaker 5: I know we gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Like what you said is so true, and it does
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  Speaker 1: remind me as well.
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  Speaker 4: It did.
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  Speaker 5: Like when you were talking, I was like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 5: his song, his song, his song, his song.
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  Speaker 6: When I feel that special need to pump and dump
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  Speaker 6: you with my seed, girl, you know that's my heart saying.
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  Speaker 6: I wanna be with you again.
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  Speaker 5: Girl.
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  Speaker 6: I'm done with my financial life. Walk down the aisle
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  Speaker 6: and be my wife. I'm letting it all go, I
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  Speaker 6: mean the past. Girl. You and I are built to last.
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  Speaker 6: And then the course comes in. Everyone fills in around.
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  Speaker 5: Me, kills around you on the kiss camp, on the
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  Speaker 5: jumble trunk. Please go in.
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  Speaker 6: There, please go in there, Please go in there, Please
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  Speaker 6: go in there.
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  Speaker 5: Please go in there, Please go in there.
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  Speaker 6: Flushing something else it's leaving my whole system. When I
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  Speaker 6: pressed the flush button. Girl, you are inside me.
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  Speaker 16: We will no longer flush it down. We will no
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  Speaker 16: longer live with these rounds. We will no longer flush
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  Speaker 16: it down. We will no longer live with these rounds.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we will let it me.
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  Speaker 4: Now I lay me down to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: I pray the Lord myself old to keep if he
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  Speaker 2: should die before I awake, I pray the Lord my
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  Speaker 2: soul to take.
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  Speaker 3: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States
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  Speaker 3: of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
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  Speaker 3: one nation under God invisible, to liberty and justice.
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  Speaker 1: All on my honor. I will try to serve God
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  Speaker 1: in my country, to help people at all times, and
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  Speaker 1: to live by the boy scout law.
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  Speaker 6: Amen, our Father who art in Heaven Hell, would be
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  Speaker 6: thy name. Yeah, Kingdom, Come, Thy will be done on
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  Speaker 6: earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day
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  Speaker 6: our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we
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  Speaker 6: forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation,
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  Speaker 6: but deliver us from evil.
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  Speaker 5: Hail Mary full of double d's. The Lord is with thee.
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  Speaker 7: A man.
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  Speaker 8: Man, man, man, man, man, man, there's so much sponsored
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  Speaker 8: by the United Streets Military.
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  Speaker 4: There's no I got it, got it?
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  Speaker 5: Wow, eat it right.
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  Speaker 1: That's a man right there.
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  Speaker 4: Check out our musical tickets are four for one right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you bring a Champagne of beers, Champagne of beers,
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  Speaker 3: you get a ticket.
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  Speaker 4: Off absolutely for one.
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  Speaker 11: Bring your girlfriend, her best friend, maybe her parents, whatever,
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  Speaker 11: people that like musicals, or just bring like your bachelor party.
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  Speaker 7: Bring your boys. It's like the best thing to see
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  Speaker 7: with your boys. You guys will be cracking up.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to the celebs who have stopped by. Nick
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  Speaker 2: Nolty clavicular I, thank.
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  Speaker 3: You for stopping so open was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It was crazy when you stopped by. Yeah, and Vice
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  Speaker 5: President jd. Vance for stopping.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for stopping by.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you for so surprising.
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  Speaker 6: Josh hammil and Fergie.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe Rogan, Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Jay Broshell.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you for stopping up to your speed for stopping
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  Speaker 7: and streaming the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Danica Patrick for stopping by.
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  Speaker 4: The original Doctor Pepper, Thank you for stopping.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Kareem, thanks for having us all
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  Speaker 5: on keep the meter running.
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  Speaker 3: Scrub Daddy, thank you for comingrub Daddy, Mike Tyson, thanks
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  Speaker 3: for standing up during the show and giving a monologue
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  Speaker 3: that we weren't expecting.
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  Speaker 5: That was a surprising, awesome moment for everybody. Change for
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  Speaker 5: the good. Shane Gillis, Thanks for opening for us every
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  Speaker 5: single night. Gina Menzel, you left it the halfway mark.
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  Speaker 5: That's okay. Thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 4: Davis, Thank you for stopping in and telling us to
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  Speaker 4: keep it down.
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  Speaker 5: Sarah Burrellis, you're a queen, You're a diva. Thank you
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  Speaker 5: for stopping by. Let the foul break, let it come
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  Speaker 5: down and crash. I never would have been into that
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  Speaker 5: before anything.
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, we hope you'll stop by. It would be
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  Speaker 1: really cool to have you.
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  Speaker 4: Vanessa Carlton, you are at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for stopping by the Castle. King Demi Lama,
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  Speaker 5: what a fucking huge moment for us.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, Kelly Clarkson, when's your bath water coming out?
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  Speaker 1: That's always board, guy can dream.
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  Speaker 4: Dennica Patrick, thank you for doing what you do again.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, danny Ka Patrick twice because we really appreciate.
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  Speaker 5: What you do. And Meham thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So with no mar that was no Ma, no Ma.
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  Speaker 5: We got a couple more.
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  Speaker 1: We got to thank the Lakers, the Los Angeles Lakers
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  Speaker 1: for stopping.
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  Speaker 5: You're stopping by.
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  Speaker 6: That was the same night the judge Janine Shapiro.
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  Speaker 4: Marshall, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: For stopping by. Thank you, all the museum reps from
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the Librea tar pits, thank you for stopping by.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are good.
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  Speaker 4: You get Peter Falk's nephew.
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  Speaker 3: for coming.
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