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Stock Photo Models (with Lily Sullivan) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 2: This week on the show, you've seen them excited, angry, scared,
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  Speaker 2: and little horny.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we're talking to stock photo models.
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  Speaker 3: Stock photos are photos that are are can be purchased
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  Speaker 3: by companies for various meetings and needs, and it's a
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  Speaker 3: staple in the graphic design and late night graphics world.
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  Speaker 4: So get ready to pose like a business man. We're
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  Speaker 4: talking to stock photo models. Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's really great to just kind of be here
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  Speaker 2: with you, being able to funny howqu we could be.
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  Speaker 5: It's absolute.
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  Speaker 1: This one likes to move like yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it's interesting. We've been sitting talking, you know, just
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  Speaker 3: shooting the ship for like fifteen minutes or whatever. Usually
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  Speaker 3: by that point I've taken two thousand photos.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, two.
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen. I don't know what you.
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  Speaker 3: Guys would staff your stats are your your PM photos
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  Speaker 3: per minute? Yes, I don't know what you guys are
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  Speaker 3: working with, but I'm rocking around two twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 6: Before the accident, I was at four hundred. I remember,
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  Speaker 6: one hundred's pretty good. It was really good. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 6: I rolled down a mountain. That changed everything for me.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, you were doing that photo shoot that it had.
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  Speaker 4: You just rolled down and it just got great.
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  Speaker 6: They wanted me to do one of those, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the woman rolling in the field, and then I just
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  Speaker 6: kept going and I rolled off of a cliff and
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  Speaker 6: I rolled into a school bus.
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  Speaker 4: A minute, can I say the photos that they got,
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  Speaker 4: the photos that they got.
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  Speaker 5: From that, I used those photos still.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was.
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  Speaker 6: Good though, because you know, yes, those children and those
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  Speaker 6: were those children's last moments and we got that all
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  Speaker 6: on film.
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  Speaker 5: And how beautiful that.
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  Speaker 4: How many times can you find a stock photo that's
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  Speaker 4: woman rolling into school to school bus searching it and
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  Speaker 4: we just didn't have it.
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  Speaker 5: We didn't have that before.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be so clear. Into school bus doors
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  Speaker 2: were open, flew into school was like thing.
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  Speaker 1: Pong ball bounced.
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  Speaker 6: It's amazing how many kids I hit. I was like,
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  Speaker 6: you know that thing in the TV that bounces from
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  Speaker 6: corner to corner the logo.
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  Speaker 5: I was like that, but slower, and I hit lower.
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  Speaker 6: Lower, and I hit every kid and every kid, I
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  Speaker 6: mean I demolished every.
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  Speaker 7: Child, all so fast down that you roll up a
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  Speaker 7: couple of stairs into a car yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Really, it's an amazing sort of physic and to keep.
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  Speaker 5: That momentum, it really is.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Can I say I kind of blamed the kids. I
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  Speaker 4: blame slow enough that they could have gotten.
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen my campaign online? I have. I've been
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  Speaker 5: trying to sue the families.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they can't go to sue the family.
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  Speaker 5: Because I just feel like they need too much of
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  Speaker 5: a big of a deal about it.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to introduce yourself?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm so sorry to say, because of you,
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  Speaker 7: we have landscape coordinators.
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  Speaker 5: I know, all hail, please introduce yourself. I am Chlamydia Gunnaria.
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  Speaker 6: I am a stock photo model. Obviously. I got my
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  Speaker 6: start in salads. Yes, you guys, remember I did. I
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  Speaker 6: was woman eating salad, I was woman eating sub but
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  Speaker 6: then I really went hard into salad and I.
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  Speaker 4: Had a cornered the market for a little.
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  Speaker 5: I absolutely there's chlamydia again.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know because my wife goes out for a lot
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  Speaker 3: of the same the stuff you do, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: anytime she comes home from an audition, she goes, Chlamydia
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  Speaker 3: was in the waiting room. Well, I know, and then
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  Speaker 3: she doesn't book it.
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  Speaker 6: I know I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, But there's
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  Speaker 6: just something about me that makes when you see me
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  Speaker 6: near a salad, you know I haven't touched it. You
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  Speaker 6: know I have not eaten a bite of it, and
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  Speaker 6: I will not. And that's exactly what you want for
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  Speaker 6: a stock photo with a salad rags.
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  Speaker 2: Of riches do to go from sandwiches a salad. I
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  Speaker 2: heard those salad girls are mean the salad.
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  Speaker 6: The salad market, I mean, and I put myself in
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  Speaker 6: this category. Now, of course salad girls are absolute cunts.
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  Speaker 6: But once you get in, you are in.
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  Speaker 5: I mean that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes, they are loyal, They are fierce and loyal.
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  Speaker 4: They are once the doors are open, you are locked in.
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  Speaker 3: That flood gates.
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  Speaker 2: You're so like aspirational, right, Like your story is one
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  Speaker 2: that I you're gosh, I can't believe I'm getting this
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  Speaker 2: emotional this fast.
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  Speaker 1: You're the reason I.
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  Speaker 4: Got always get you always get emotional.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, the reason I got a stock modeling because like,
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  Speaker 1: to go from the comfort of sandwich modeling into the
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  Speaker 1: coldness of salad modeling. Yes, it's it's such a risky.
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  Speaker 8: Move, especially coming from you.
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  Speaker 3: That's big.
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  Speaker 5: That is a really big price.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you thank you.
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  Speaker 4: You go ahead introduce you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean sure, I don't know. I'll introduce myself. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my my name is Brian Dart. I am you might
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  Speaker 1: know me. I do two things.
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  Speaker 2: I do mad in front of laptop and mad after
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  Speaker 2: having head sex kind of mad in.
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  Speaker 1: Bed, mad in the laptop. Is I mean the money
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  Speaker 1: shot do it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I have a calendar with man mad at computer image
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  Speaker 3: number fourteen ninety two. It's in It's July, and it
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  Speaker 3: every day I look at it and I go, that's
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  Speaker 3: fucking funny, and things could be worse.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I always say I kind of wish for a
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  Speaker 6: financial crisis or something because I know I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: see a picture of you in front of the computer
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  Speaker 6: the day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of living in opposite world you are. My
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  Speaker 2: good days are the computer's bad days. Yes, so it's sometimes,
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  Speaker 2: you know, well, but you know, I thank God for
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  Speaker 2: you know, Max Sonoma, thank God for mac Yosemite.
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  Speaker 1: You know when those updates are coming, I know I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting a check because that people are going to be
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  Speaker 1: in front of that computer. It's one of the most
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  Speaker 1: downloaded photos. It's really downloaded.
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  Speaker 7: And Mack Cobra gets you an update, and then there's
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  Speaker 7: a check.
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  Speaker 2: Relate because I'm emotional, right and I feel this. I
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  Speaker 2: feel it like that.
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  Speaker 1: I feel mad at computers sometimes. Can anyone relate? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, No, what's more relatable? No?
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  Speaker 5: I get along so well with my computer.
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  Speaker 3: That's the salads already changing.
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  Speaker 5: I know I'm a fucking cunt. I don't know what
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  Speaker 5: else to say, but you, I mean you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, they, yes, are going to have your attention.
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  Speaker 1: Police.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 10: Please run out of the carpet, please, thank you, yes,
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  Speaker 10: thank you, roll it out, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Over here, over here, and polls click click.
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  Speaker 1: Photograph each gentleman wearing.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, guys, thank you, and gentlemen, thank.
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  Speaker 7: You, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Exits on to your left and to your right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Don't shoot, that's sure, I get that.
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  Speaker 5: Your neighbor first, put it on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Put your cell phones please.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, your captain speaking, the Showman has.
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  Speaker 7: Arived two households Mona where we lay out marriage in
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  Speaker 7: the galaxy far far away.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to need a bigger boat. Thank you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you guys want to move on. That's awesome. We don't know.
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  Speaker 5: We need to hear from the king.
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  Speaker 4: Come on. Okay, fine, thank you, thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 4: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'm kind of a titan in this industry.
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  Speaker 4: I was the first model to put on a costume,
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  Speaker 4: a costume, and I kind of cornered the market of
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  Speaker 4: zany searches because you know, when I was coming up
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  Speaker 4: that you know, it was really you do stock photos
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  Speaker 4: for magazines and stuff. But I thought the Internet SEO
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  Speaker 4: search engine is going to change this. I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: start taking making my guy take photos of me and
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  Speaker 4: zany costume so they can search wizard on the beach.
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  Speaker 4: And that's where I show ups as a Wizard on
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  Speaker 4: the beach, can I say?
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to get emotional.
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  Speaker 2: I think what's amazing about what you do we go
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  Speaker 2: is you put on these costumes, but your face is.
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  Speaker 4: Guy in a wizard costume. It's guy in a wizard clearly.
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  Speaker 3: And I see the wizard.
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  Speaker 7: Costume and for the audio listener, his mouth's a straight line,
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  Speaker 7: yet his eyes are absolutely dead.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't like it, he doesn't want to be it.
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  Speaker 4: He's just like you.
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  Speaker 3: He's just like everyone.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what am I doing in this?
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  Speaker 3: But you wondered how I got here?
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  Speaker 4: You wonder how I got here? Branking me?
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  Speaker 5: I saw you actually recently.
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  Speaker 6: You're in that sun Yes, yes, you're in a chicken
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  Speaker 6: costume and you're in a bathroom and there is a
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  Speaker 6: woman who's drowned herself in the tub next to you.
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, what is this supposed to be?
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  Speaker 6: And then I said, you're gonna have the answer. I
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  Speaker 6: need to ask you about it.
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 4: So that was man in chicken costume finds himself in
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  Speaker 4: precarious situation?
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  Speaker 3: Was that the title of the job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the title that And so yeah, she's drowned,
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  Speaker 4: head in toilet, down in the toilet, and I'm like this,
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  Speaker 4: oh god, here we go. What happened here?
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  Speaker 5: So good?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know I found with like I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to get into it so early, but with A, I
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  Speaker 4: we have to up our game and I have to
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  Speaker 4: go more avant garde and more avant garde and more
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  Speaker 4: onvant guard with every stock photo.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I actually think AI stands for and imposition?
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  Speaker 5: WHOA, that's really good.
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  Speaker 3: For you?
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  Speaker 1: Like that? I'm thinking of posting that on on X
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  Speaker 1: because I'd be careful I.
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  Speaker 6: Would be careful to. I think, just go ahead and
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  Speaker 6: burn your passport, like we really don't want them coming
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  Speaker 6: after us.
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  Speaker 5: I'm careful the entity.
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  Speaker 1: And you want to go, well yeah yeah, man, yeah
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to go.
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  Speaker 3: Is that okay? Yeah? No, I was so deferential.
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  Speaker 1: To you know, and I'm excited for you to go.
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  Speaker 3: God, never meet your heroes.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, like, do you want to go?
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  Speaker 5: And go ahead and go whenever you're.
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  Speaker 4: Ready and go and go and when you start.
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  Speaker 3: I actually, this is just this is interesting because I
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  Speaker 3: just thought I had a little more industry respect. But
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  Speaker 3: I guess the kind of stock photos I do don't
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  Speaker 3: get no respect. And that's part of it. Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm Stephen, Stephen CABLEMO and I do I do
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  Speaker 3: blue collar stock photo.
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  Speaker 5: I do blue collar stock photo.
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  Speaker 3: I do the working man stock.
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  Speaker 1: Phone unsung hero of stock photos.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. When you get a bunch of stock photo models together,
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  Speaker 3: you get a business woman, you get a person. You
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  Speaker 3: get a working.
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  Speaker 4: Man, a business business a person.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you need a second one to fill
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  Speaker 3: out your third thing.
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  Speaker 7: Listen, it's hard to look at you without a fish,
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  Speaker 7: is that?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's why I was confused because you actually
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  Speaker 4: are dressed very you know, kind of upper scale top shop.
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  Speaker 3: Yes to top man, top man, top made, well man,
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  Speaker 3: pant listen like you know it's it's I am not
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  Speaker 3: my work, right, I've never look at these hands. These
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  Speaker 3: are manicured fingers, callous onum, not a callousanum. But when
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  Speaker 3: I go into the studio, I'm a different guy.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I got elbars to hold on my hand, I got
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  Speaker 3: a lady to yell out in New York, and I
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  Speaker 3: got my wife at home and she's waiting on the
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  Speaker 3: groceries I mean to bring home.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing such incredible work. I would say some of
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  Speaker 2: yours are the most cinematic of stock photos. Usually we
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  Speaker 2: barely see your face, your heads down on a two
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  Speaker 2: by four sun coming up.
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  Speaker 1: It's you see a strong frame.
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  Speaker 6: The amount of helmets I've seen at your house and masts.
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  Speaker 3: Please, I'm taking you to the helmet basement, I remember.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what I would say, what I would say,
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  Speaker 2: we're being generous. He does have a basement. He does
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  Speaker 2: have a man cave. It is a studio apartment.
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  Speaker 6: It's more like the crass case now that you're saying,
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  Speaker 6: man is it incredible in there.
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  Speaker 4: Helmets.
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  Speaker 3: It's an amazing basement. You go into my bedroom, which
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  Speaker 3: is the kitchen, you open a flat and then you
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  Speaker 3: get down in there and it's helmets walls. Let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you something about the helmets. Every helmet is a helmet.
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  Speaker 3: I've won on a job.
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  Speaker 7: That's huge, that's huge, and that's what gives the room
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  Speaker 7: so much worth.
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  Speaker 1: I heard you buy a new helmet for every job
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 5: I hope you expend it.
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  Speaker 3: To my accountant. In April, I bring in the list
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  Speaker 3: and he says, let me guess hard hats dog ham.
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  Speaker 3: We're writing it off.
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  Speaker 5: And I bet you, I bet you google the word
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  Speaker 5: vest and it's just the computer.
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  Speaker 3: New Year's You know, I'm sitting on Mozilla Google invest
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  Speaker 3: in hardad because you got to bring your own props
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  Speaker 3: a lot of the time if you want it to
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  Speaker 3: look real.
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  Speaker 5: I make a lot of these bozos.
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  Speaker 3: These can we talk about can I get political? Talk
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  Speaker 3: about the bozos at pixel Bay?
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  Speaker 4: About they are bozos?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: What it's my pixel it.
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  Speaker 1: Pixel Bay, pixel Bay?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Ice talk through and through that sound you kind
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  Speaker 10: of were seing you like what you're doing. The tune
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  Speaker 10: of a mystery. That's what I.
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  Speaker 4: Led.
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  Speaker 1: What it's down the.
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  Speaker 7: Sound you're going on and doing, so I'm like, what
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  Speaker 7: a bummer, but also not a lot of unanswered question, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot What armor.
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  Speaker 5: Those guys suck?
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  Speaker 1: But what's going on back there? This is what is
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I got here, the.
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  Speaker 3: Time has come.
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  Speaker 5: What's up? I'm Josie Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: You know me.
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  Speaker 7: I am, you know the Titan of the I. I
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  Speaker 7: corner all of the pregnant women's stuff. I have a glue.
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  Speaker 7: I have a gluten intolerance that has served me for you. Well,
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  Speaker 7: I have one bite of a bagel in the morning
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  Speaker 7: and I look like a woman in earthird dry mester.
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  Speaker 5: So what level of bloat I am?
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  Speaker 7: And and I watch your YouTube video where you explain
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  Speaker 7: the bloat control.
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  Speaker 3: How you can go eight months to four months just
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  Speaker 3: by depending a bagel.
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  Speaker 7: And depending on the grain that I put in the
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  Speaker 7: right So I you know, there's a lot of our
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  Speaker 7: models that are in our industry and they want to
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  Speaker 7: start a family.
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  Speaker 8: So then they get in this industry and they.
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  Speaker 4: Try to do pregnant stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I know the same person tomorrow as I am ten
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  Speaker 7: months from now, as I am in two years, I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna be pregnant looking, and you could tell me what
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  Speaker 7: trimester you want to.
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  Speaker 8: Tell my agent.
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  Speaker 7: And then I'll look at the gluten and I'll have
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  Speaker 7: it in the morning and then I'm there and you're
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  Speaker 7: famously Barren is the funny, famous famous I did those
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  Speaker 7: two girls a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: But are you Barren?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right, because you did?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'll tell you I'm Baron.
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  Speaker 3: You resolve the note, you bear it.
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  Speaker 1: If you wear it, you wear it like again, I'm
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  Speaker 1: kidding emotional, you wear like.
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  Speaker 2: A you are honestly like like you are so proudly Barren.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cool to be so proud.
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  Speaker 7: It is a funny way to be like Like like
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  Speaker 7: you said, like you're you're like a little fashionista, but
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  Speaker 7: you're not super into.
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  Speaker 5: You don't work with your hands a lot.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want kids and I work.
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  Speaker 3: Of what I said.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I.
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  Speaker 7: Think I heard fashion Eta, So I think you know
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  Speaker 7: you're wearing all these like gay.
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  Speaker 5: Ships and it's like you're fashionist.
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: Oh I got yeah anyway, But I'll say I I
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: have no business with kids.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I hate kids, but I work in kids print.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean like, yeah, that's the beauty
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: of your work. In all of our work, you convince
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: us that you understand what it's like to be a
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: mother expecting that photo of you disappointed and waiting for
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: your husband to come back, crossed arms.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Can you do it for us one time?
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll even stand up if they want.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna help.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: That's okay, I'll do it down here.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And how many months are you right now?
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Which, what kind of big old did you have today?
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: Everything?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: So it gets really big and look at that because
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: I remember the producers for that show wanted a third
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: trimester and I said, okay, I said, get me grained
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: and get me garlic.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: And it's not even me garlic and get me That
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: was the beauty of it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It was the beauty of that photo was it wasn't
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: only disappointed, you were almost like here he goes again.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: And that's my comment and that's my my commentary on men.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: And that's what I think we have to talk about today. Yes,
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: is every stock photo model, yeah, has a little actor's secret,
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: has some commentary they are giving on the world that
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: isn't usually coordinated with the job.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, that we are bringing is our point of view.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I like yes, married like a.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: I can't bring yes. I like to see the storyboard
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: and go, okay, now where do I fit in? What's
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: the story I want to tell?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, exactly.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, you guys, well, I just think, you know,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: you never know what really you're going to bring to
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: something until the world sees it. Obviously, you guys know
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: when I blew up only so many years ago.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I absolutely blew.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: I went, I went, I blew up like nobody else
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: has in I was at the teen Choice Words and
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I gave one of the awards to the smallest smallest kid.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: I did that, and that kid was funny, so funny.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: But yeah, no, if you remember the meme, of course
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: I'm saying this, everyone of course knows it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Where there's the boy with the girl.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: They're walking somewhere and a beautiful woman passes and he
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: turns sees her, and then I am the jealous girlfriend
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: in that.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: And yes, can I tell you that's the Judy Garland
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: somewhere over the r BO of our industry.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: You just don't know how much that's going to speak
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: to somebody, and that really I know that people say
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: that meme like everyone's making fun of it now, but
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: you have to know that when that first happened, that
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: felt so real for me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I love betrayal.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Amazing how much you can communicate in just a look,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: just a look, because you know, I think they say
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: a picture's worth a thousand words, but a stock photo's
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: worth about ten dollars.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I say, I did make ten dollars from that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: The picture's worth a thousand words worths And you did,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah you didn't see any.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Royalty, No, you shoulder work in that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I had both of my shoulders dislocated for
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: that job.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I wanted them to be able to go fully around.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: So if you notice, if you look back on the shot,
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: my shoulders are fully turned.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: My head is only like this.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: And do you have a personal mutilator?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I like this? I mean to have someone I work with.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: It's any contract him out or I do contract him out?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I mean I kind of.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: I go on whatever That website is where you get
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: you can hire a personal task task grabbit, but for mutilators.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, a rabbit.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: So I got I got Jonathan, which I know you've
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: worked with Jonathan.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Johnathan got my head so small?
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: What did he do for that. I remember small for years.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Thought that was a photoshop.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: He took a guy.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: That guy, he's a good guy. He's a great guy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I had maybe three thoughts tops a day at
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that point.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: And that's but that legendary photo of you yelling get
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: your computer with a small head.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Exactly I was wearing.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I was wearing a helmet that you buy to eat
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: ice cream out of at a baseball game.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, that sounds like a boss. In two thousand and eight,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: that was you could not escape it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: It was like, oh, can we talk about this too.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I feel like you started a trend which was insane.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: We didn't understand what viral meant. We didn't understand that
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: we were in industry that.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: We couldn't know viral.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: And now I feel like every photoshoo wants at least
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: fifteen attempts at a viral stock photo.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: And then it's hard.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: It's hard.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I can't create viral, you know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: And I almost feel like it taints the set. When
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: someone brings that up.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I'm like, gosh, it's it's like it's just not the
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: space and time you have to it's always the ones
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: you don't know, right, right, Yeah, don't you never know?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I have to ask too, because this has never happened
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to me, per se.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I'm mostly used in power points, but for you, I
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: am just so curious.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I know you're famously Lemdia. You're an impath, and your
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: name is Chlamydia.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Chlamydia is an EmPATH. That's something something we've always said.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: We always are talking about how honestly I can spread empathy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Every when people were.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Putting text over you and saying you are dog food,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you are the cults, you are a Paul Giamati. You
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: know this all the time of people you were because
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that's what they were saying. They were relating that relationship
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: to something in their life.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: What was it like to be honest with you, I
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: blacked that part out of my life.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That was before How did you do that?
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: That was honestly after the accident.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: Not not the one we were talking about, but the
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: one before that one, Oh, where I was getting I
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: was getting shot up through off a trampoline.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and when they were making those electric back in
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: the day.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they double bounced.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You too high.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: They double bounced me too high, and I hit an
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: airplane and it was full of school kids.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: It was full of kids going on to Italy.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: On I was gonna say that sounds like a Luigias.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: It was a Luigiascalante. He was so incredible.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: He's pushing the value.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: He really does. I was so fucking high, you guys,
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: And obviously these kids had it coming. Middle schooler shouldn't
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: go to Italy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: They should. They appreciated tar pits.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: They're not even going to take it in a sanitation building.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: But they eat craft. Why give them a handmade penny?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: That is how I feel. I just felt like those
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: kids should not go. And obviously you guys saw my
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: gofund me. I am trying to sue the families.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Trying to get the money to sue defamation.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Because there's all this uproar about hitting the airplane. I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: just like, shut up, look at the photo. If you
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: see the photos those photos are see the photo, because
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: then you'll forgive me.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I said.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Oh that's great, it's what I was trying to hit
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: the airplane at all. In that photo. You're kind of
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: like this, no no, no no.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Right, Well I was screaming no no, and then I
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: hit the airplane obviously, and it went up and it
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: hit another airplane and exploded.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, double double where two classrooms.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You came right back down the landing on the tripoline
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: and it just kind of bounced until you were normal.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Did you ever hear about the airplane above that second airplane?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Kids coming back from Italy?
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: There was a second You know, the kids shouldn't be
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: coming back from Italy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Better be a one way truck. I don't want to
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: hear it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: God, if you're going, if we're going to Italy and
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: your kids stay there.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Come on, come back and go. Oh the pasta is worse.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship, we got you girl there, crazy got
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Girls, so much everyone really toxic to your girlfriend.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: It's just outrageous, obviously, So I appreciate it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: You guys. I love you guys.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: On set accidents, you would not believe how many accidents
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I've had in these costumes.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's like I know that the King does a
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: lot of work. I'm kind of the industry standard of working,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: but sometimes it's hard to put on a costume and
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: take it off.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, and I remember you screaming ten to ten
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: two ten.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: One, No one can hear you one and then it
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: got so bad.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: It was a ten two.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Didn't you get caught out of that bowling ball costume?
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, they had cut me out. I was sweating
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: like a hog, so I was so wet. I was
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: just covered in my own sweat.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Oh god, that's what I remember.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: It was what it was a what the hog moment?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: What the hog?
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: So in the industry we have a ton of what
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: the hawk moments? What the hog?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: The hog?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Wait, what the hog?
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: That's when you look like you're getting getting like burst
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: out of the costume.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: You're all wet, you're covered in stuff.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, what the hog? What the holl?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Named famously after Cedric Hogg from the nineteen eighties photo shoots.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Famously famously he was just notoriously a stickler, a hard ass,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and he would make you shoot three thousand, four thousand photos.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Remember this is the eighties. We were doing this on
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Super eight film.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Everyone was on so much cocaine. They're pouring sweat, so
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: we're all wet already. Right, it was city hog City.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: I think in his biography they really explained you guys,
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: h Yeah, I.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Read, yeah, I did. I mean.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: It's a picture book.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I have read this picture book. It's devastating.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: It really tells a story. It's beautiful because they don't
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: even use his stock photos. They just use whatever the
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: best stock photo is to explain what's going on exactly.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: And if you're a true EmPATH and a true arbiter
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of the form, you understand it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I think that words get such a such a golden
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: pedestal we put we put all these words at the top,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: But how do you explain something with just a look?
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: And you're reminding me, Oh sorry, I was just gonna
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: say you're any Most people don't know that. Most stock
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: models we can't read, and we got to talk about them,
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: and we need to talk about the more.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: We need to raise awareness.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Are you guys going to learning Annex classes still or no?
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Sylvan Learning Center arly membership you do zoom zoom zoom.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I'm actually doing Kuman. It's been it's been great.
• 27:56
  Speaker 12: I love Couman, good people over the good people, the
• 27:59
  Speaker 12: s A T. I am hooked on Phonic. It's so great.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I was going to a class and then I keep
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: trying to go back, but they changed the classroom and
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I haven't found it again.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: That's oh, they probably sent it in an email that
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: you couldn't read.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, probably the day that they were going to
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: tea how to read emails.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: How do they expect us to answer emails? Is my question?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Literally, I mean, what do they want me to do?
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I can't And that's my problem with words. I mean,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: like you can't. Words can't describe the feeling of you're driving, you're.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Getting into your stock.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: Mar It's gonna say, Okay, I see the big pumpkin.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I see the big pumpkin, like you know what it
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: looks like. You're the plug And have you ever done
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: the plug in the outlet?
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, well that outlet, my friend is an outlet and
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: it's a man. And I'm going, yeah, most.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: People don't know actually that your brother is that old.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Guy and memes who has that smile.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like, yes, that's my brother.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my brother. He's a lot older than Gerardo.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Gerard.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: He's so sweet.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: He really I don't think it was in You're a
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: fashion so Gerardo, but Gerard Low It'll take it. Such
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: a sweet brother. He's one of the best brothers I've
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: ever had. He taught you so much, taught me so much.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: The simplicity of looking down the camera lens and trying
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: to look at the camera and portray something. And words
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: can't capture that. How many words are you going to
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: use to capture that?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I was on a shoot with your brother and he
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: did the most magnificent thing where he you know, I
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: was carrying a lumbar and he was saying, you got bar. Yeah, yeah, lumbard.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know the names of the stuff, I just
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: hold them. So I was holding this lumbar and I
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: had to it was it was angry construction worker, that's
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: what I was doing. So I was furrowing my brow
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: and he said, don't furrow feel whoa And last when
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I locked in and we got the shot. He's so simple.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: What year was that, twenty seventeen, I'd say.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: I want to say it was early, like twenty tens,
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: when naturalism was like starting to be a big Yeah, twenty.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Tens was big.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I think it was the rise of my Space and Facebook.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I think people were trying to you know, photos weren't
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: aspirational anymore.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They were connectable. Yeah, friendships exactly. Well, that's how you
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: get real emotions.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: If I say angry, I don't want to see this, Yeah, exactly,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I want you to feel angry, but you'll make your
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: face go.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: You know. That's the beauty of what we're doing.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: And that when some would say gave constipation, but I
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: actually could feel the anger when I'm in the room
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: with you, you know what I mean.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: What we're all talking about, like photos are so much
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: greater than words.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: And there's a group of people that figure that out.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's called the ancient Egyptians. Yeah, I petition to go
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: back to.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: With us be the ancient. It's called the ancient Eclipsis.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's called hieroglyphs. It's called hieroglyphs.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I don't care. Ellipsis just kidding, that's what you said.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Anyways, A lot of the blood from your head is
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: going to the.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Totally okay nutrients and all the things in my body
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: are trying to work on the digestion and and other
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: parts of my body just slip on through then helbe it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: He I love that. Hell, you know what, that's the thing,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: it's like ancient higher this. You think about that those
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: were stock photos and they probably didn't even get paid
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: for their work.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I bet they.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Wings open cat cat cats never.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Paid cat And I said this, I Remember I was
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: on the chuote for you guys. Remember the picture of
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: me and eating a salad in front of nine to eleven.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, yeah, and yes right.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: And it's wild that you guys did that. You guys,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: what was your captain?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Remember when?
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Remember?
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: And you know, originally there was supposed to be a
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: cat in that photo. Originally there was supposed to be
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: a cat. The fuck up and they cut the cat out,
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: and I said, I think the cat should be in
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: the shot because the cat was going to be walking
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: on the ruins in the background of me eating the
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: salad with nine to eleven.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: And that would have said so much.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: And I said keep the cat, and they said we can't.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: It's just it's too much.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: And that's your bravery. I mean, nine to eleven is happening,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: and you decide to do a photo shoot.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said. It was still smoldering. I said, let's
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: get out there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: You understood that this is a once in a lifetime opportunely,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I said, let's get the shot.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: You understand, give me a Caesar and a car moving.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: It was this Caesar. I will say that I could
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: tell it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Was as dark as it is as it is. People
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: need stock photos of nine to eleven and a girl
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: eating a salad.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: It's a selfless act.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: You're doing it for the person who needs to google
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: that for their job later.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: But can we say something about you?
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: And I think a lot of the people here right
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: now it's that Can we assume our audience is smart?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: That's a really good question. Can we assume?
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: I feel as if all these stock photo directors and
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: here I'm open up Pandora's box about you?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: So talking about your pussy again? Something?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: It's probably the bagel that you ate. It probably tolerant.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Sometimes they just have that slab a gluten and it
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: really fucks me up.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I think you have maybe crones or something. Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: No, I think you are sick and I we've talked
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: about this before. I think you're very sick.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I'm rich.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Stop. Wasn't that episode fun?
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: But don't you wish those people would just drop the voices,
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: be themselves and have a spelling bee?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 34:20
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  Speaker 4: exclusive post shows where we just frick around, and this
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: season we've got an Oscar draft. Yeah, we're going head
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  Speaker 4: to head and choosing who wins the Oscars see.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: The airly good Bye, oh bye bye bye.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Anyway, what we're talking about.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Directors and out you like?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: What directors do you like?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: Well.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I also say this too. Everyone thinks they can just
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: you know, in this age where there's a cam on
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: your phone, you think you can be a stock photo director.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You cannot know. These guys light something so that there
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: is no shadow, there is no definition.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: They light it so well it becomes generic.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Somehow it's blinding.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: There's no dynamic sense that they're lighting at all. It's
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: so beautiful.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: You should have no idea where in the world you are,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: what time of.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Day it is.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: And they do three things.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Straight on shot, far away shot, sometimes little sideways.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I love a little sideways. Do you guys do anything
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: different for that?
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I go sideways, join extra and on a white syke.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're ruining their work.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Get on, that's the thing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: I keep turning with the cameras so it looks straight on.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: And that's the kind of thing you could do. Once
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: you've been in this industry and start to go no,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: you know, I know this is going to be seen.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I know this is going to be sent around. I'm
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: not gonna do it the way you do it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: I love. That's always your slogan. I'm not gonna do it,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: do it the way you do. That's how you get
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: true blue collar vibes.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: You're always on site.
• 36:05
  Speaker 13: You're like like, I'm how old do I'm on a doc,
• 36:09
  Speaker 13: I'm on a a a demolished house, I'm on I'm
• 36:15
  Speaker 13: in the architecture room where they make the blueprints.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I'm everywhere. I'm in all those places, and I'm working. Man,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I'm absolutely working. And I had to. You know, we
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: could talk about training. Maybe to trained at uh Stokislavski.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Let's talk about the schools.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I trained in Starkoslavsky. They teach you the the five method, right, yes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: and it's a it's a method of you know, you
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: go on set and a director is going to put
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: you in a position and then they're gonna ask for
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: five emotions angry, happy, hungry, in love.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Hungry can you show us? Can you show us?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And so so go angry, so good, happy, and love?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I think I said hungry twice and hungry.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Well, that's a little that's a little external, right, I
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: went to shoot a hogen and.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: We go there, we go.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: We're internal, right.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: You have to have a rich internal life, and if
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: you don't feel it in here, it's not going to
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: come out. So that's what I have to get really
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: angry at at a at a computer. And sometimes it
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: isn't the computer to me. Sometimes it's my landlord. Sometimes
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: it's my nephew, you know, like my nephew.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Sometimes what's your nephew done?
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: In real?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Nephew is a bully to me?
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I hate kids.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I know what we know should perish.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: Becaulmy has killed hundreds of kids.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Well, and so that's what some would say, but you know,
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: legally I wouldn't, but I think they should die.
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: No.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I mean he's annoying. I mean, what does he do.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I'll give you three hours with my nephew and we'll
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: see what happens. Because I am just up to the
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: brim with him. He doesn't respect me, he doesn't listen
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: to me, and he eats all the snacks that are
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: for meat.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: I hate him.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I have so many warheadsheads right.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: There.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I made a nephew, and I have so many snacks
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: for him on the nephew shelf, and he reaches above
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it to my warheads. Should the nephew we have Graham crackers,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: if we have devil food cake snack wells, and that's it,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: And he can have those all he wants. But my
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: warheads are mine because my warheads muscularize my face.
• 38:52
  Speaker 14: Ye.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, there you go, always work.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of gluten on the nephew shelf.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there's something.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: There she dig in.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, he's not allergic like you are.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: Okay, well that's interesting, so all right, let's keep that bucket.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yes what I learned?
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: Okay, I solitude.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: You're looking really sick today.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you something? Have you heard of pregnancy pillows?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: So it's it's a it's a a fake pregnancy belly
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: the actors wear in the plays and stuff when they
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: need to play a pregnant person.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Well, how do you get a good looking, uh belly button? Well,
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I guess button's look fake on those things. I bet
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: they look really realistic.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Honestly, they actually do a pretty good job.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: My whole life work here. I wore one at my
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: nine to eleven shoot, actually.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pregnant more than at nine eleven eating salad. The
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: search results, you don't know how many people are searching
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: exact line is.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Talking about that because now we're dipping our toes into fetish.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Well, can I say what.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: You can't go down? Yeah?
• 40:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: What I learned at university n y U stock.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: No, wait, what studio, because I was at Stella ad Freeler.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I did. I also did sell a Yeah
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: That's what I must have missed each other by a
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: couple of years.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, when did you graduate?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know me neither.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so I know I used Starting under Stella
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: ad Freeler, I learned that you want to be so
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: careful with finish because we are right on the brim
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: of becoming a fetish. And what you have to do
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: in order to not make it finish is make it
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: just twenty more boring.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That's the idea anymore, that's an exclusive.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Nobody will get off if you look too predictably.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: No, you have to turn off part of your brain.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: And that's something I actually learned in theater, working doing
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: stock Spear.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I did you do stock Spear in the park?
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: I did stocks Bear in the park in Oregon and
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: in New York and.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Silver Stocks Silverstock Summer stock stock Spear, Oh at.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: The organ at stock at stock Spear Festival.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, And honestly, what that taught me is, you know,
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: people are only going to get so much of this.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: It's better to turn off part of your brain. And
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: people can see that on stage. They can see you going,
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: I don't want them to fully understand me. I am
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: a little stupid, and they like that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: And they feel good.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: They'll see I'm not good at this quote unquote.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I miss live stock by the way. You should go
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: to those when I was a kid. You're so fun
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: to watch the amount of blackouts.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Can I show you one of my favorite monologues I did?
• 42:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah wow wow, because some people do that monologue and
• 42:24
  Speaker 14: they linger way too long on the.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: But you gave it a natural moment and that's the
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: key to stock Spear. You got to speak it like
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: I did, no hands.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Was that from Three Sisters eating Salad Picnic Park Girlfriends?
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you're so good. It was from Pamlet pamphlet.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Well, No, wait, did you say pamphlet.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Pamphlet is pamlet.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to say pamphlet in theaters.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Stock motels are very superstitious. You cannot say you can.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Say pamphlet in the theater. You just can't say stock beth.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Unless do three stock photos quick?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Confused, confused, over joyed?
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's from Uh, that's from that's from middle aged
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: man on his birthday.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: We've all done that monologue.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because trying to get into the industry that these
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: days with that monolog, I know something else, trying.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: To get into the industry hate and you know what
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: you're doing. You hate trying with this new do you
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: guys like I know it started what twenty years ago?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: But stock video video every single director now once goes okay,
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: and now we're gonna switch to record and you have
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: to bring it to life and make it a gift
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: and make it all these things. And it's hard.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You don't need to we don't need to reinvent the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: wheel here.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Literally, there's gonna be no world in which stock photos
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: are not a premier use of generic photography.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Stalk videos are a fad. They're gonna go away, mark
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: my word.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: I also think you look stupid if you ask us
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: if we do gifts. You're you recognizing me on the
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: street and you ask me if I do a gift,
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: letting you know it's offensive.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: It's not our industry.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, you get recognized more than anyone I know. I
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: feel it everywhere we go. Everywhere we go, I recognized
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: because your your your belly is so big in comparison
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: to the average pregnant woman.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: I feel like people stop you. Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: But here's the crazy thing is if I take a
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: couple of days off of bread or gluten, it's like
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: it's like I put a It's like I'm a model.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: It's like I'm Emma Stone with a baseball. Wow, you
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: can't see me. I will never be able to see her.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: No, she would disappear.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I already have a lot of haters, but not for
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: long because then they have their baby.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he only hates you while they're pregnant.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm watching you a little, you little punk.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll say you think about the video. It's so hard.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: You can't really play like I'm in a costume in
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: a video because you gotta go over.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Well, in that video, you start asking questions. You go, well,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: how did the guy get in the costume? Didn't he yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: didn't he make show up? How do you get here?
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Some of that like and you can see the beads
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: of sweat drinking down your face. I just feel like
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: it takes you out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Of it, you know, And so I start improvising. I'm
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: doing all these improv classes at Biostock, and it's great.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: They are teaching me relationships are the most important things.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: That way.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Sharna help help stock. Yeah, yes, she's incredible. Her dogs
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: are so they're always there.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: So I start making choice, he says, I'm going, Oh no,
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: let's pretend like you're okay, give me a scenario.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You're in a pirate costume. Okay, say just go for it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna shoot you for and it's just a pirate
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm on a boater.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Is there somebody around?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're on a white sic.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on a white sic and I'm in a
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: pirate costume. Oh no, we gotta get to the ship.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Go is he running? I don't he exceeded.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Running a lot.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Where's he running?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Is this?
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Immediately? This is what they teach at the house.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: The camera going to follow you.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: And this is what China does best, stuff like this.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm on the ship. I'm on a ship.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: He's running. I guess.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I think this is.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Improv This is my teachers have told me. This is
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: really good.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: God, you are stuck. Someone give him a bagel.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: God. So yeah, that's what I do.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: I not your stuff.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I get.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I just start getting in my head when the cameras
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: start rolling. I know, I just I don't know what
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: to do, and I just start thinking, what would this
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: pirate do. He'd probably take off, you know, he'd probably run.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's something about you and that pirate. I mean, like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: here's a question I don't want to get too.
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there was one thing you got to be except
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: stock photo model, like a pirate.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: You know, what would you want to be?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: It's funny, you know, as you say that, I was
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: thinking about, you know, one of the two things that
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I do. One of them is matt a computer, and
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: the other one is frustrated in bed. But I've had
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: some I've had to do some boyfriend shoots. Oh where
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I'm laying.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: With a girl and we're coming cuddling in bed it's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: fun kind of sun pouring in Sunday morning. I did
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: a deliver coffee in bed breakfast and bed thing with
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: a little tray.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Wow, good for you.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I think I'd like to be a boyfriend.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: What happened to those photos?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Could do they just not like the look of it.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: No, they're out there, they're out there, and you're famously single.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm famously single. And I just said I think
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'd like to be, yeah, a boyfriend.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Do you think you fell in love with that other
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: model on set or do you think that was just
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: giving you the taste.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I I did have a conversation with her, but I
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: don't think she heard me.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Because it was girlfriend wearing headphones.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, the picture where you're proposing and she's like rocking.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Out the lady in bed, she's laying there.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Everyone gives the cult exactly. Boyfriend proposes as girlfriend listens
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to music.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think what's so crazy is just you
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: should speak from your heart. And I said, Bethany, I've
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: known you for years. We've sat in bed together with.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You know what, I've lived this whole life.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: We have pictures together, you know. All the pictures are
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: us of us having a relationship.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard that her headphones are only off when
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: you're upset after sex?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can you give us that face?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Upset after sex?
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: So good at it?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: See, it's crazy.
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: I see that face and I think my my computer
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: is broken.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: I know. It's so amazing.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You can work for multiple things computer broken? Is this?
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a little bit kind of in the eyes, like,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: oh no, what I didn't mean for it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: To go there? Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: What do you guys want to be?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Look I saw I was hanging around with my wife
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: got to do a shoot.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: That was so.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It just made me jealous. It made me really jealous.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: She was an underwater scuba diver.
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: Oh yes, well, what do you want to swimmer?
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: It seems like you could do that anytime you wanted.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: No, I never Could's.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: So interesting that you had to specific underwater.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Well as opposed to you and I have seen scuba
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: diver in gym, which is like.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, me, where is the wrong place?
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Scuba diver on elliptical is one of my favorites.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: I could do that video that.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I love your scuba diver playing piano.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, God, it's really just It's so relatable.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: On this piano.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I'm drowning in keys.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I was doing wait wait what happened? So you did?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You want to be a under one?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: She's sitting there and look, I'll get to it. Okay,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: just skip it, just be come on.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Time is money a shell?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm soft underneath. Look my wife she's under water
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: and I'm watching her shoot and she's underwater, so.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: You're underwater as well.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Watch under there video village is underwater. I'm underwater and
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I'm watching my wife and she's blowing bubbles and I thought, man, God,
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: that would be amazing to do, to be like a
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: fish and to have what I want. I think most
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: of all is to be one of those move maids
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: in the aquarium, you know what I mean, one of
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: those ladies who goes into the aquarium and she's got
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: a tail.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's nice.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: So I do think those are two separate jobs. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: think the mermaids are a type of job, and I
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: think an aquarium is it. I don't see them kind
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: of combined.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be kind of auarium.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: I've seen them at like a restaurant.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Type kind of, but not next to like a sunfish.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I swear it's happened before. I had a dream about
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: this and it felt so real. You know. Maybe what
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like most of all is to be asleep and
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: to be completely a piece.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I meet.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: I want to be completely at peace without a brain
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: because I want to be a bag at.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: I want to be a hole?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Do you want to be a whole thing?
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: I want to be a whole thing.
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: I want to be a thick bag.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: You want no boobs? Do chin?
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: How thick are we talking?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: If I'm making the sandwich am by taking out the innards.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: Of that bread, you know what I'm talking about.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: You can't taste the turkey because the bread is big.
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: I want to be able to fit into a car.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: I want to be such a piece of big bread.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Can I be honest? You're kind of like.
• 52:54
  Speaker 14: No?
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: When I think of you? Because correct me if I'm wrong.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: You've had a East infection for how aren't like you?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Famously?
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: I am.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Infection one. You have the Guinness Book World Record for
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: East infections, the Yennest the Yennest Book of World.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: See you're very much like a back Yet.
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: I think you can achieve the street sick.
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: I'm getting sick.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, well this is going to sound a little bit.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know, County. I would love to just be
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: a normal supermodel.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: I mean I obviously am beautiful enough.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know, recently I was in I was
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: doing a beach shoot in Quadalajara.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't quite do an accident were about and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: it took a next hail out.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: And I was in the water, and you know, I
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: was eating a salad and all of a sudden, this
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: big wave came and it hit me, and obviously I
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: got into that accident.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: It knocked me into that cruise.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Ship full of kids, and the kids started just pouring
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: out the sides, drowning, drowning, drowning, And I remember thinking, it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Is also like a bowling ball. That's not something we
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: haven't talked about it.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: You know what Disney had it comeing doing an all
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: kids Disney cruise.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, when were the parents.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: The captain should have been an adult.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Everyone was kids.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: They had a full kid stack.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I hate this.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I absolutely from the kids, chefs.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Kids running the cruise more. That's more than they need to.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: No, I won't trust a kid with my credit card
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: processing in giving me another cruise, just as far as
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: I could throw them.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: And I just thought to myself when I was you know,
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: I was kind of jack and Rose with this little boy,
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: and I pushed him off and I took the I
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: took the door, and I floated back to shore. And
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: I thought this would not have happened if I was
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: just a regular supermodel.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: So to me, sometimes our job is so hard. That's
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: what happened to you.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: I wish it was easier. And now I'm getting emotional.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: I wish it wasn't so hard.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Literally, what can I ask?
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: And maybe I'm no therapist? What's stopping you from walking?
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: The spring?
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Some of them along my head?
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Like you said, my head is so heavy. Yeah, I
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: can really only stand or sit.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Have you see me?
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: And they weigh the models and that's why you rolled
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: off the girl.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, talk to Jonathan and he took he took
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: to you four pounds out of my head.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love that. I mean, I just feel
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: like it's a it's a disability.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: At this point, I claim it your head that keeps
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: boring holes through huge machines.
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: Anything.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: I'm waiting on the money from the families, honestly, and
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: once I have that, I think I'm just going to
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: get a lot of the surgeries that you know on
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: my head and stuff.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: So that's it's But what about you?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: What about me?
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Did we already do your underwater?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Look? I did underwater and you you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: We haven't done money.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: You want to know?
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I think we all I think we all know we
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: haven't heard him.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: We haven't had to be a big star.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: And you ever want to be in a costume that
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: that you're happy with.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Please answer the question.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It's an emergency, you guys now entering the court of
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: this guy.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Condition or temperature okay? For your circu.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: You have the right to remain attentive.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: This is great, Jerry beloved. We are gathered here today.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: We got a beautiful float coming down. Thank you, No guys,
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: thank you. I want to be a judge. I want
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: to be a judge. I want to rule on court
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: cases municipal want to be an elected circuit judge to
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: What are your politics behind the curtain?
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Politics behind the curtain?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: You pay me off?
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Now that sounds like a joke.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: If you ran on the platform of you can pay
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: me off. I think you.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Would, and just one time, I want to be up
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: there and give a genuine duke.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Duke nice, you really care about this?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Look at my hair.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: I want that for you so bad.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: You deserve that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: I want to be a judge.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: That's so exciting.
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: It's nice to gather around with people like minded and
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: talk about what we wish we were doing.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, maybe to wrap us up, we go to work
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe we throw out some scenarios and we all throw like,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: let's imagine we're having kind of a big stuck photo
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: shoot right now.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's so fun. I'd love to work
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: with all of you.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: It epic collab.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: This was this was a prompt that my wife went
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: out for so jealous of prompt. It was a prompt
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: that and so listen. It's a bunch of HR representatives
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: getting good news. It's the big HR high five.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: The HR when things are going yes, yes, the relationship
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: to the officer.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Everyone's in tiptop shape. No harassed.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Does anyone on maternityly No? No, as she's about she's going, yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: she's six weeks.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Okay, ready, Hey, Papa John's I need three big baggots.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: They make baggette.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think we have time for Papa Jaw to order.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: I'm calling my guy, Papa John. Oh yeah, he's the
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: guy in your car.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, ready, ready, hey, ready, three two?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: One?
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Really good job, awesome, Just noticing we can't really see
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: No, I was trying to see you guys.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's do it again. Let's do it one
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: more time. Okay. Yeah.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Then we give individual prompts. You then you go.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I like that, that's easy.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. What do we want to see Chlamydia do?
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Chlamydia COMMI I.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Want to I want to see you eating salad at
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: a wedding.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Oh gosh, okay.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, yes, yeah, yes, here we go.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you notice I.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Was holding the ball because I'm standing in front of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: the altar.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're staying in front of the altar.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Holding the balls.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Hard work too, You get a stumpfyed for that.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: I never eat the bowl. This is one of my tricks.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: I never put the ball on the table. The bulls
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: always in hand.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Good for you like this.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: It looks like you're inconvenienced.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I want to see you. Uh, you're pregnant
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: and you're waiting in your car for some fast food
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: to be delivered, but they're going to slow delivered to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: my car. Delivered to your car. You have to go
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: park because they're taking It's.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: One of those embarrassing ones where they ask you to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: wait because your food is so much.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: Make you go to a parking space.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 12: Pretty much scarlet letter modern here, Yeah, the modern scarlet letter.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Pretty much embarrassing that could ever happened to you.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: And this is perfect because my leftover Papa John bagead
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: is perfect for this.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: You're perfect fast amazing a wow.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: And picture in the camera from here and really you
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: could only see fourhead.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Do you think I'm about to pop at.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: This little.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: And then if I'm early early pregnancy ago.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: Soon one of these months.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: The fashion he's over there, okay, all right, okay, okay, okay.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: You you got two guys working on a tree behind you,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: and you're trying to tell them the tree needs to
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: fall a certain way.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or it's gonna hit this other tree where there's
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: a small cat.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: And it's kind of like an overall like trees are
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: going away and now building.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: These guys are goose. They're always goofy, these guys of.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Course, they're making my job harder and the job of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: the person looking at the picture harder. Yeah, okay, that's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: how I okay, these bozos, these bosos, these bosos.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I'm it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: That was amazing, amazing.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: It was just screaming, what are you bozos?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Do you have? That's supposed that was shot in the wide?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: You are far back.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: There's a lot of trees around your story behind.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Me as well.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, love, Okay, we got to get a good
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: costume for you.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Let's say you're dressed as like a slutty maid.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say sexy nurse, floody maid and
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: you just found out that your wife is cheating on you,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: and she has been for the last five years. And
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: you're laying in bed next to her and the guy
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: is coming out of the closet and you're realizing, oh
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: my god, moment she's been sleeping with him.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, wow, So I'll have to do an act out
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: and then you'll you'll know when this photos. I kind
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: of like get into it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for this.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: H o, God, God, you're out.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you gotta play out before you look down there
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: you look down.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're ready for yours. You're trying to say l
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: O L on your computer.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, it's not sending you finally send the words l O.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: L l O.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: W Oh no, you're already doing it okay instead of
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: your wife.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is really good. Thank you guys. Let me
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: just find my internal Okay.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: I'll look at it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Warm up.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: I've never seen a warming.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Pinky, go back.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Let's look at the details. Oh, pinky, Oh, look at that.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: This was the moment before you want to see the moment.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the moment you realize. God, it's so good
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: the details.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Because, as they always say in stock photo shoots, open
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: your eyes.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: You know, your eyes can never be wide enough in
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: a stock photo, can't be brighter, and your eyes can't
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: be wider the whites of the eyes that.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Want to see whites fully around. Sometimes when I'm eating salad,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: I go, yeah, whoa, And that is normal.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: You know that if you see all the whites around,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: that's actually a real disorder that usually conotes mental disorder.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, and yes, it's actually like great evil in you.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, all the whites of your eyes, it is real.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: I'm looking at everyone set that off with like an
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: allergy of some sort.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Let me see your eyes.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what makes all my white eyes
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: come out. If I see a photo out there and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: the water mark is still there, Oh my god, do it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: That's what we're leaving you with. Hey for the stock phone.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Don't take photos of us at restaurants. Okay, we have
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: somebody else that does that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: Send us the ten dollars at least, bend us the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: ten yea, or just send over a loaf cake.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: At least at least. I love you all, I love you.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Let's just the group chat going again. Let's do all
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: those pictures, because it's.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Just all those picture.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: One of us get really tight.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Brunch with a picture and you're not responding.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: It's all those pics.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: You see the picture of are the only group I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: text with.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to text with anyone else.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: It's a gift of waffles with a question mark yes,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: and then someone's in the clock with a question mark,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: and then we can get past that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: We're always stuck at what time.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's there's the number one. So if we're
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: all for you at one, we can't also just put one.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: It's not what is that how it works? I understand numbers.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: I know we can all plan it right now, but
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: I would rather we just light up the chain. Let's
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: light up the change.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: If I send a stock photo to the group of you,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: I'm working.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: If I send a stock photo of you, I'm ready.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on artist and Artists and Artists
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: answer the question. Now that's trying to call it show biz.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: For our guest, Thank you to the beautiful Dynasty Type
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: Bye Guys.
• 1:06:29
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• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:36
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