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Episode 63: Good Ol’ Boys · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Oh, hello, A just finishing me sandwiches in the latest
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  Speaker 1: episode of Tom and Jerry Show. Now, well, I do
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  Speaker 1: like my liver and onions for me tea. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: go eating it raw like the lad's talk about. Not sure,
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  Speaker 1: not even on a sandwich. Donald down the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: the ladder. He'd be more inclined.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure though.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, I'll stick with me good old fashion employments
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  Speaker 1: for now. I'll see then.
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  Speaker 2: I survived at the weekend, tell me this chair.
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  Speaker 1: How's your kneeca?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get political about of some very
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  Speaker 1: very funny I'm surprised I didn't see you there.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I wasn't. I wasn't at
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  Speaker 2: that concert. I wasn't at any concert. But my wife
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  Speaker 2: and a week girl were at Jude Lipa in the
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  Speaker 2: Aviva and I had to pick them up. And you'd
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  Speaker 2: want to talk about the last chopper out of Saigon.
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  Speaker 2: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: I the lady that normally hosts the the the the
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  Speaker 1: venue in dung Garvine was gone to Dua Lipa, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like Cospo's finest. Who would have guessed? You know
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  Speaker 1: that's Julip I like these people like Taylor Swift's have
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  Speaker 1: completely which is fair. I suppose, when you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: have completely passed me by.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that hole?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you say she was with? She? Three arena? Wherever?
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  Speaker 2: She? Thousand people at this thing?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like?
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  Speaker 2: My daughter is nine, She's the right height for it,
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  Speaker 2: you know so. But I'm going to tell you, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: you drive into a crowd of forty thousand people to
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  Speaker 2: pick two people up out of her eleven o'clock at night, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I would have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, last chapper over the rope, I think is.
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  Speaker 2: The I'm telling you. I'm telling you, but I vibe
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  Speaker 2: that we all got home earlier today.
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  Speaker 1: That's we record on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: And we record on Tuesday earlier today to bring to
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  Speaker 2: you folks, the fine folks, the fine listeners of the
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  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show. Another episode of the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show with Me, Jerry and him Tom. How was
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  Speaker 2: your weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Good, good, facking busy? I did something very interesting at
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  Speaker 1: the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was gigging Friday and Saturday night. But Saturday, after
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  Speaker 1: trying to watching the the the the hopfulest playing football,
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  Speaker 1: little les, violent, little as shit has remore. Actual skills
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  Speaker 1: been put in this week, so that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: But then I went waiting, you hear this, Jerry, I
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  Speaker 1: married somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you you officiated a ceremony.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I officiated a ceremony, A very cool ceremony.
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  Speaker 2: Over and see the way Tom, I didn't even question that, like,
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  Speaker 2: oh Jesus, you know, of course, why wouldn't you be
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  Speaker 2: officiating ceremonies?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd never done one before. It was
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  Speaker 1: very exciting by the powers granted to me by the
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  Speaker 1: yeah bunch of tidy towns tinted back. Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: very very cool. It was very good, super cool if
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  Speaker 1: you want to see a project of a built outside
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  Speaker 1: of just the wedding and itself and.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, very cool couple.
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  Speaker 1: But they had they bought an old farm that was
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  Speaker 1: kind of falling down out houses and stuff, and they
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  Speaker 1: did it all back up chair and they brought one
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  Speaker 1: of the peak houses. I'll show you the pictures. The
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  Speaker 1: next day were meet up. They built. They built a
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  Speaker 1: Viking slash Irish style. She been top top end pub.
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  Speaker 1: It'side what was it used to be a peak house?
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  Speaker 1: I mean top end. You'd never come out of a
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  Speaker 1: chair dangerous, dangerous thing to have on the fucking property,
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  Speaker 1: but very very cool and very heartwarming to be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to not be coursing sware that people. I suppose in
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  Speaker 1: one thing, I couldn't do it every day of the week.
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  Speaker 1: I did have to immediately go to you know, eleven
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  Speaker 1: on the on the intensity skal, but I was gigging
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  Speaker 1: later on that night. It was it was very nice
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  Speaker 1: to see the other side, see how the other side lived,
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  Speaker 1: nice people.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, and we wish them all the
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  Speaker 2: best in their future endeavors. Now, well, little union brought
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  Speaker 2: together by Tomo and he stays together.
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  Speaker 1: Only come around here.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing now? Divorce is it?
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize to anybody. If anyone can hear me sweating,
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely me sweating. I just got down the last
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  Speaker 1: ten boards, and I said, the last ten boards. There's
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  Speaker 1: another one party to go. But I just got down
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  Speaker 1: enough to get enough of the fucking the Christmas decorations
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  Speaker 1: where they're supposed to be sitting on attic boarding up
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  Speaker 1: in the attic, and neither said. I couldn't have picked
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  Speaker 1: a better time of the year to be in the attic.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you you know, ciphon off a job other
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  Speaker 2: than shelving for Christmas decorations in your attic in mid July.
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  Speaker 1: I listen, you appreciate what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you'll thank yourself.
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  Speaker 1: But goddamn yeah, I can taste I can taste my thoughts. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how Thursday I am.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, Well, let's taste some news, buddy. Let's bust
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  Speaker 2: into the first segment of the Tom and Jerry Show, which,
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  Speaker 2: as always, we take a look at the big Scottle,
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  Speaker 2: but the big happenings that happened during the week Tom.
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  Speaker 2: We like to call it on this podcast the weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have You. This is a very complicated case, Mad,
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  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you is, and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I think this fell a probably through hook about Crooker,
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  Speaker 1: at least by Osmosis. He or what he is turns
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  Speaker 1: up in our podcast every so often.
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  Speaker 2: What we're talking about we have mentioned, and we've threatened,
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  Speaker 2: we've threatened bringing him in for this lad every now
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  Speaker 2: and then, and I dare say we would have gotten
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  Speaker 2: him in for this lad except he done something quite newsworthy.
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  Speaker 2: This week we're talking about Brian Johnson, not the Brian
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  Speaker 2: Johnson we talked about the last time, or the other
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  Speaker 2: Brian Johnson said, the one Brian Johnson we haven't talked
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  Speaker 2: about yet, deliver case the liver King.
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  Speaker 1: What and might I say for a guy who's apparently
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  Speaker 1: living healthy, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Looking fair offter fair is fair off. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: get into the Liver King's dietary habits now very shortly.
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  Speaker 2: But Tom, why is he cracking the news this week?
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  Speaker 2: Of all weeks?
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  Speaker 1: He cracking the news is a good word because I
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  Speaker 1: think he has cracked around the edge just because basically
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  Speaker 1: he started making basic Instagram posts threatening and calling out
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan for a fight, and he's like, we will
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  Speaker 1: fight like men, Joe Rogan, I will fight you to
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  Speaker 1: the death. And I don't know what Joe has done him,
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  Speaker 1: And I'd say Joe doesn't know what he's done to him.
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  Speaker 1: But this feels after take an umbrage some which way?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? Much like you know Matt Alone will say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think from up the road who's last
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  Speaker 1: marbles will start giving out you for your dog marking
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  Speaker 1: and just didn't your dog at all.
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  Speaker 2: Like honestly, like and I'm I'm gonna go into depth
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  Speaker 2: a wee bit now, but I don't know who these
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  Speaker 2: fucking people are, but I would it struck me very
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  Speaker 2: much like the liver King suddenly being mad at Joe
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  Speaker 2: Rowan is just literally the plot of the branches of
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  Speaker 2: in the Sheer.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make anything. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: I would have thought. I would think he's come about
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  Speaker 1: it the wrong way altogether. I think he wants to
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  Speaker 1: get on because I'd say, if there's a Netflix special
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  Speaker 1: on him, And basically how he got nabbed, got totally
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  Speaker 1: nabbed for saying that he for years he was saying
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  Speaker 1: that he was natural. Clearly and the only time I
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  Speaker 1: think Joe Rogan did go Stephan was not natural.
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  Speaker 2: Look at him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that his underpants.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let's let's let's let's educate people a little bit
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  Speaker 2: here now, Number one, Tom, And we mentioned Joe Rogan
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  Speaker 2: on this podcast a lot. Here's the thing. I know
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  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan has a podcast, and I know him to see,
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  Speaker 2: but then every now and then I'm like, is he
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  Speaker 2: the commentator on the UFC tis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same fellow that that talks the He's
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  Speaker 1: more of an MMA fellow than he is anything else.
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  Speaker 2: I think because he was on his heart he is
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  Speaker 2: he the same fellow on UFC that comes into the
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  Speaker 2: cage the interview buys that's after getting slapped.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, right, okay?
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  Speaker 1: And quite handy himself, like a at fighting. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's very handy himself.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: So Liver King, I don't know, like I think honestly.
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  Speaker 2: I think what it was Tom was I kept getting
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  Speaker 2: them mixed up with Dana White.
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  Speaker 1: He was another Baldy felt that owns the UFC.
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  Speaker 2: I think another Baldi fuck on hr T.
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  Speaker 1: You know, maybe he's on hr the whole, the whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of more.
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  Speaker 2: H Do you forgive me that I got those people
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  Speaker 2: mixed up?
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  Speaker 1: Right? No? Should? They're kind of one and the same.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean to two cheeks of
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  Speaker 1: the one arse?
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean? I literally looked like
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  Speaker 2: two cheeks of the one art and Brian Johnson, the
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  Speaker 2: Liver King was a fitness guru slash influenzer who dedicated
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  Speaker 2: himself to eating raw liver and oh and then some
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  Speaker 2: he oh his whole thing was he he's the name
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  Speaker 2: the Liver King.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he zeroed in a liver because
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  Speaker 1: he I watched I watched the documentary on him, because
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  Speaker 1: there's a series that He's mad documentary where people went
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  Speaker 1: off the rails on Netflix, and I watched his one,
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  Speaker 1: and it was by all accounts he was he was
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  Speaker 1: always into fitness whatever. And then he discovered his young
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  Speaker 1: lads were autoimmune diseased and they couldn't need anything. They
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  Speaker 1: were getting anopolective shot. So he went to a very
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  Speaker 1: you know, raw based, you know, basic diet. But then
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  Speaker 1: he took he went, should we all go on this?
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  Speaker 1: And the boys the boys cleared the byes up no end.
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  Speaker 1: But then he took it extreme right, He started getting
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  Speaker 1: into the nine tenants of ancestral barbarianism, and but nine
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  Speaker 1: tenants of ancestral you know barbarianism. If he did, you know,
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  Speaker 1: going out eating the bolos of a cow off a bullock,
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  Speaker 1: well nobuos wouldn't have them already, but off a ball
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  Speaker 1: and you know, eating the nostril off a fucking beaver
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  Speaker 1: and everything else fine, but the big thing that blew
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  Speaker 1: up for him was and I can only reg guess
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  Speaker 1: that he's gone years back, because apparently Joe Rogan said
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  Speaker 1: this years back there he was like, I know, how
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  Speaker 1: could your man not be on? Like look at him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then they blew up in an email that was
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  Speaker 1: spottled that accidentally got said where he was ordered twenty
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  Speaker 1: grands worth of gear among the top stuff, the good,
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  Speaker 1: the kind of stuff. The rock is on and you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, all these other every everybody you've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen with a hint of a muscle in Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: is on. I'll tell you, natty baby, that ain't natty.
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  Speaker 1: But this is this is the problem. His whole thing
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  Speaker 1: was that he was selling that he was natural and
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  Speaker 1: this is I'm natural, I'm not. This is what you
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  Speaker 1: look like if you eat livers, you see. Of course
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  Speaker 1: he's the supplement brand as well.
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  Speaker 2: That was the problem.
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  Speaker 1: You see, the supplement brand. He was selling this whole
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  Speaker 1: notion of you know, living living by the cold of
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  Speaker 1: you know, the nine tenants of eightening years and only
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  Speaker 1: eating fucking inards and stuff like that. Nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with the twenty twenty grands worth.
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  Speaker 2: What are the nine tenants, tom other than an updated
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  Speaker 2: version of say your prayers? Each of vitamin's drink your milk.
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  Speaker 1: I com all I heard every time he said the
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  Speaker 1: nine tenants, all I could think of was tennis lard
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  Speaker 1: was going to yeah tenants, yeah, d nineten cans of
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  Speaker 1: tenants in the pasta.
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  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, so this is what we want to
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  Speaker 2: talk about. The liver king here. Now, this man claimed
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  Speaker 2: to be all natural just by eating. And when we
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  Speaker 2: say oh, he was eating the balls of caws like,
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  Speaker 2: he literally was eating the balls of bulls.
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  Speaker 1: Eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: He was eating balls.
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  Speaker 1: The nostrils always rotten. Yea. But this is this is
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  Speaker 1: his whole thing. And then he dragged his poor family
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  Speaker 1: into it. And you know, the liver queen I should
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  Speaker 1: a poor woman.
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  Speaker 2: You could see her.
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  Speaker 1: Sure she was just you know, she won't eye twitching
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  Speaker 1: because Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Christturney, she hasn't had a vegetable in ten years.
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  Speaker 1: But also that there's a woman on the planet where
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  Speaker 1: you can just slide across a plate full of fucking
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  Speaker 1: intestines and going tuck in love. Yeah, she's going to
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  Speaker 1: life lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, Thank.
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  Speaker 2: You very much. Yeah, my favorite meal for my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, He claimed to be all natural,
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  Speaker 2: Tom as you say yourself. There he was on twenty
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  Speaker 2: grands wor the steroids, and he looked it.
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  Speaker 1: He still lose her, he looks manically. Now you like
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  Speaker 1: to get all right, I'm not excusing the amount of
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  Speaker 1: gear he's using, albeit fucking use it away even Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but don't be saying you're natural. But what I'm saying is,
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  Speaker 1: fuck me. You'd still have to do some work, like
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  Speaker 1: you'd want to be a maniac to get into that
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  Speaker 1: nick like, regardless of gear or not no gear.
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  Speaker 2: Like we have said this before on the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show, that there should be a steroid Olympics where
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  Speaker 2: we just let people out and see. I've seen someone
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  Speaker 2: run a six second hundred that heart explodes on the
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  Speaker 2: finish line, just busts.
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  Speaker 1: And it's common. Ger I meant to I meant to
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  Speaker 1: text it aunt you.
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  Speaker 2: It's common.
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  Speaker 1: It's common. It's called the Ultimate Games. And basically you
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  Speaker 1: can put unleaded petrum into yourself. You think it'll make
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  Speaker 1: it go faster to see what peak peak, peak fucking
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  Speaker 1: hybrid humanity is going to look like. Well, it's common,
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  Speaker 1: I think in twenty twenty six, which I'm I would
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  Speaker 1: love the Toma Jerry Show to be at that ringside.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch that on Channel four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we often wondered, like, you know, if you let it by,
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  Speaker 2: just at the steroids and just let him do nothing
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  Speaker 2: except eat steroids and lift weights, that was all he did,
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  Speaker 2: what would he look like? And I shit you not,
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  Speaker 2: Brian Johnson, the liver King is exactly that. Like he
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  Speaker 2: makes the macho man Randy Savage look like Walter METI
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  Speaker 2: I'm wrong, him and the Ultimate Warrior could be holding
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  Speaker 2: hands like you know what I mean. He's busting out
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  Speaker 2: of his skin.
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  Speaker 1: He's in really he's forty seven or eight yer like
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  Speaker 1: he's he's in the kind of condition that you just
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  Speaker 1: are not going can't get You can't get in your twenties,
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  Speaker 1: let alone get to in your fucking late forties. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't getting there.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's in. He's in competition shape tom in so
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  Speaker 2: far as like you know, he's dehydrated down to nothing, shrill,
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  Speaker 2: like every vein on the man is standing out. He
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  Speaker 2: looks quite upsetting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like he he looks like he would fight
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  Speaker 2: the turtles.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the thing. Easily had he played his cards, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he could have gotten in some big part
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  Speaker 1: movie roles, which you know, spun Dave Patista up into
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  Speaker 1: an actual, you know, an eventual actor. You know. Albeit
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  Speaker 1: he's winning Oscars like in any time soon. But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, he made himself a new life outside
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  Speaker 1: of it. But I think this fella had put all
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  Speaker 1: his chips across the table and this shit when he
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  Speaker 1: came to no doubt, he was making money, given talks
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  Speaker 1: and went everywhere with no short time, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like flutelf hanging out with the tiny shorts.
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  Speaker 1: He was were no needing it at all at all.
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  Speaker 1: But he he was making a fortune, and the watercolor
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  Speaker 1: tanked him, The big news tanked him of that he
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  Speaker 1: clearly wasn't fucking Netty like. And then they make a
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  Speaker 1: movie about him, which he is outraged by now. But
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  Speaker 1: he literally was part like he was the talking head
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  Speaker 1: that they kept on cutting back to, and I thought
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  Speaker 1: it painted him in an all right light towards the end,
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  Speaker 1: albeit a fucking lunatic. But he's raging over. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's tipped over the edge of this poor bastard. I
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  Speaker 1: think he's he's got like he last week it was.
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  Speaker 1: He essentially put up a video saying I'm coming for
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  Speaker 1: you Joe.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he threatened Joe Rogan. He threated and threatening
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  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan with physical violence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Work. But the thing is, like I think Joe
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  Speaker 1: Rogan is Jesus is his whole life. I think to
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  Speaker 1: Marshal like he kicked a living fucking ship out of him.
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  Speaker 2: I'd say, with the with the liver king, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: what can you do? Can he fight? Is he a fighter?
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  Speaker 2: Or is he just like a big bastard.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's just a big bastard. He's not even weirdly.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's not. I think he may have short
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  Speaker 1: block syndrome. I think he's I think he's a bit short.
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  Speaker 1: But he came on, I have it here.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He was like, Joe Rogan, I've got you, man, my
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: name Rogan, I've got you for three minutes in the key.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the names the livery king man, the man
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I want to be picking a fight with you. I
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: have no training in jiu jitsu. Okay, you're a black belt, Okay,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: you should dismant for me.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: He fucking will have you not knows what's going on here?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Like have you ever seen the videos of like skinny
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: jiu jitsu guys taken on bodybuilders.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just like that's it. That's it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: In three seconds, they're like, oh, you've got loads of
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: easy targets. Just squeeze with you. Your rules, your rules.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I'll come to you wherever you already and do what
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: like the worst king, the worst thing the liver king
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: could do to you, Tom, is make you dinner.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the most upsetting thing you could do is like, yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: like I would tap out straight away. I'd imagine the
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: most upsetting thing he could do actually get close to you,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: because I'd say the smell off the count I'd say
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: just I'd say rotten from the from the court, from
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the inside out.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Because heat from one end of the day to the next.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And he don't brush the teeth.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: That was the thing I remember seeing him, and that
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: his whole thing was he'd give it a rub of
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: a stick in the morning.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he brush his teeth?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Now what that's oh, he reckoned. After a certain period
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: of time, the bacteria in the mouth will clean up
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: the teeth and all the rest of it. Now, whether
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: that's the case or.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Not, it's not Tom, it's not all. It's not at all.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: But even if say magically that was the case, there
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: was nobody fifty thousand years ago eating all the things
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: they've eaten, then buys most leat and berries for maybe
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: three weeks in a month and might get one rabbit.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they might kill a deer for the winter saltstice
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: The mic this fell as gorging on like ten thousand
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: calories of fucking bone marrow and fucking eyeballs and you know,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: badger nostrils. Like literally he would have been licking his
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: lips at that scene you remember from the Life of
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Brian when they're walking through the color same badgers nostrils,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: like yeah, give it all.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: To me, you know, your badgers nostrils before the trailers
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: were over.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: So he says, you never come across something like this
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: willing to die, hoping that you'll choke me up, because
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: that's a dream come true. Like I think the poor
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: man has gone off the edge altogether. I can only
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: imagine what happened is essentially he's he's lost it. He's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: losing everything at the minute, do you know what I mean?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Because he's hedged his bets rather than just going you know,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: what that was paid off for all our cars. I'll
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up and just will go on with
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: fucking tipping away doing a bit. I'd say the need
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: and lust for fame. He says, the only way out
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: is to get on with Joe Rogan, and Rogan would
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: probably have, I would imagine, had nothing to do with him,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: and that's probably what has has that's burned him. That's
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: all I can imagine. Rogan hasn't come out and said anything.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I think apparently just meant the man needs help, you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: to something to that degree. I think the man needs
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: walking help with a love of Jesus. But they did,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: they arrested him and he has to stay with he
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: has to say, outside of two hundred yards from Rogan
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: or Rogan's family, and he has a bracelet all on proper.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: You see your you see, here's the thing. Pick your
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: fucking battles too. Like if the liver King threatened Tom
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and Jerry, you know what I mean, that's where to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: fucking finish. But you can't threaten when you're threatening a
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: man who's into the hundreds of millions of worth, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. As a national place in media,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: the guards will come looking for the guards are coming
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: over there. They're coming over that one, you know what
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's it's you're you're getting a call.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But they did. They fucking arrested him, hauled him in,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: put a tag on him, and I'd say, going to
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: give him a criminal record of.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Starts, which he will eat.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I hate my record, brother. Like the thing is, I'd say,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: even if he did go to prison, like he might
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: do all right in solid trailer or something, but I'd
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: say he gets the like he's going to be somebody's
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: lady by the end of the week, Like you.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Know, I don't know about that. I think he's going
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: to be running the jail. The fucker looks like Bain.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: He he does, and he does like like you get
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: some fucking just pure bred monster in prison, like or
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: a gang of him like there, like this one has
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: an all blown up out of proportion too, like like
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: how much can he lift your Like you and I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: both know farmary Land that would fucking absolutely put his
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: head off.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Like he's not farm strong.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, That's what I mean, Like it's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: not farm strong, it's jacked to smithereens great for a
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: photo shoot. But like, are you going to horse and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: fucking Dale's looking like that? You are not, like you know,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: foot and turf, You're not, You're you're not going fencing
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: for a week.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't be most much use on the ball. I'll
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: tell you that before listen. Come I here, Tom. We
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: will keep up to date with the travails of the
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: liver King. Maybe he'll be big news again next week
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: when he I don't know, blows up the Pentagon or
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: something that goes rushing the Pentagon with a stick.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No, he's got two gold plated short but barreled ar
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: fifteen's yeah, well they'll definitely get you shot if yeh yeah, yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Bring those out in mixed company. But we'll get out,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: We get out of here. It's a man heavy week
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: on the Tom and Jerry Show. It's one for the lads.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I dare say ladies can listen to it as well.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna go from that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I love the notion that we've got. We've gotten to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: this point and there's a there's a woman listening on.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Ah, right, they don't have to eating meat like that'sh tall.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: No, she's tapping out because you've now pointed out that
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: bit of a lad one, a bit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Of a lad one this week, this week in particular,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: now I will.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Say, well, we can't help ourselves. We tend to be Actually,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the news is the news, what are you the news?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I mean there's practically nothing else going on
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the news right now. I mean, nothing, nothing below, nothing,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: nothing around any joints, any any lower limb joints that
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you know, bends may or may not have mentioned, which
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's so fucking funny.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I find it absolutely tremendously funny.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: But anyway, as getting back to one point.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, getting back, we won't mention those lads just yet.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll mention them in an episode or two, but
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: we will mention this other lad in a segment that
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: we call this lade. That this lad is is liver
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: king adjacent. Whereas the liver king for for went, for went,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: for goolded, for gave up eating processed food and just
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: that raw meat. Are man is the world's last living caveman.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: And while Brian Johnson, I'll tell you say one name
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: by while Brian Johnson at forty seven apparently, but his
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: nine ancestral he looking like seven types of dragged through
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: a ditch shite at forty seven. Al allah here who
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: is a sixty two year old man living in Yemen,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: living one caveman style, looks like a fucking million dollars.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: He looks on real for a thirty year old man.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Levin let alone, a sixty two year old man.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I have questions, Sam, this this story came to
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: us this week. I have no surname on this man.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: He just goes by his first no ala or alia.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: We go with that, we go. He's a sixty two
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: year old man, as Tom says, and he has given
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: it all up to live in a cave. So okay,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: number one, I want to stress this is not a
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: man that was raised in a cave like Mowgli. All right, yeah, yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: but he does look for all intents purposes like a
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: grown up Mowgli. Yeah he does.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Actually that's a really good Yeah, that's good.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: So picture Mowgli aged sixty but actually looks fifty, you know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like so that kind of thing. He is sixty, yes,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: but he looks around about fifty. Or he's sixty two
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: year old man surviving off the land and see on
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: a cave in the shorelines of Yemen. Ah, no poae,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: no pool, no pets. He ain't got no cigarettes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know what it's interesting, though, is that he
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: keeps on saying, you know, it's it's he's gone. It's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: gone viral basically around the world, this guy. But it's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: essentially his whole thing was to not go fucking viral.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: He wanted to just live in a cave. Now. It
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't say when he started living in the cave, but
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: by all accounts, he's been there a good long while
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: because it's actually a remote, horrible, hard.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Place to live, Sakotra and Yemen.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: He lives on the coastline, so I'm assuming he's nipping
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: down for the old Fisharu or whatnot. But he just
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I guess, you know, maybe he could have had a
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: bad breakup just off he went. But by all accounts,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the different the different people that have passed him by
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that and spoken to him, Dave's they've
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: then gone back to the Internet and.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Told the world about him. There's a boy living there's
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: a boy living coat trial in out here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And he's blowing people's minds because he's happy as a
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: fucking clam by all.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Loves, loving life. Now as Tom says, we can't quite
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: grasp when this man decided to take up a life
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: of cavemans. He's not like Mowgli. He wasn't, you know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: raised by tigers or anything like that. This is a
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: guy who opted out of it. So he's sixty two
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: years of age. And now Tom, it's very possible that
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: he did this at the ripe old age of sixty one.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Like he's only been at this for twelve months. We
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: can't quite nail it down. What we can tell you
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: is he shows no sign of stopping doing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It, but he loves the fact that it's a complete
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: reversion to the way we did live. No deadlines, no noise,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: no electricity.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: No no nothing.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: When I mean it's it's easy to just say it
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: out loud, but they consider it right. Okay, assuming you've
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: no family there right now, cut out everything, I mean everything,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: meeting new people, meeting anybody, which is all right? Uh.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: No electricity, no bed, no nothing like. And you're not
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you're not. You didn't get fall off your shipe. You
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: chose to go and live in a place happily, not
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: out of bitterness. You just happily decided. Errah, I'm going
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: to do this.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm doing doing.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: No mortgage, no mortgage, no like nothing pressing on you,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: No Tinder turndowns, no fucking Jesus Christ passcode. We're no
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: tea bags. All our tea bags are out out for
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: fox sake to call it to the shop and the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: way home. Get charge of fortune in the petro station
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: for the price of these biscuits. None of that, none
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of it, like nothing. This guy has no wakes up
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: in the morning.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Fucking that's it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: He just wakes up and and and you know, we
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: say the coastline of Yemen, it's actually Culture is actually
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: an island off the coast, is it. Yeah, you can
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: swim out to. It's like it's like it's like Old
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Head or what do you call it, Ireland's Eye.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah cool.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Right. So he just kind of went out to this
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: island and he's living the castaway life out there. He's
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: living the Tom Hanks by his self life out on
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: the island.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm kinda I'm kind of half into a church.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I not yeah, I'm not. I'm not mad at the Tom.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, pig. My interest with this story
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: is This is very much Enid Blyton, she of the
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: famous Five Secret Seven Bag in the day, she had
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: another series other than the famous Five called The Secret Island.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're familiar with it, No, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: am not. It was like four or five kids that
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I think they were like runaways or there were orphans
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: or something like that, and they stole about and they
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: rode between island in the middle of a lake in
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: the Cotswolves or wherever, somewhere lake district now that I
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: think of it. And they stayed in an island out
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: there and they lived off the land, and they lit
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: fires and they roasted fish and they did all this
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: kind of thing. I read that when I was small,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and I was always fascinated with this sort of oh yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: maybe like you could run away and live in a
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: forest and build a little tent of twigs and leaves
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: and shit like this, and you know, take the boat
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: to the mainland every now and then to rub bars
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: of chocolate as they did. So this guy apparently read
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: that book as well, because he is just living the
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Secret Island life out on the culture.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it sounds like.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it sounds like he's just decided, well
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: that's it, I'm away.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, he's no doll in your you know,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: fifties or sixty whenever he decided to do it. You know,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it's not like I'm just going to get a find mysel.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: This is a gap year thing.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: This man's not on gap year.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: He's not a wink. At that stage, you're you're you're
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: either a prize bollocks or you're actually pure sound by
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: that by that age, do you know what I mean?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Because you've got things figured out? And even as your
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: man said, the guy who's posting about him, who went
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to visit him, he said that he's not crazy, he's
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: he's just he hasn't been affected by anything Western, any
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Western ideologies. He keeping up with the Jones is do
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Which is a big thing
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: for people like do I get the thing up the road?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: He's not going to jue Lipez. Do you know he's
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: He's not he's not cheating his attic is exactly.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: He's got no stresses for because he doesn't have Christmas
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: decorations to have to put in the attic. Like when
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you when you take away all those building bricks of
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: little tiny bits of fucus stress.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No wonder.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: The guy's fucking teeth are white, no wonder. He's got
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: a full head of hair, he's smiling, he's got the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: shells around.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: His about that, right, he's got a head of hair
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: like Jesse Eisenberg. Right, Yeah, I know. And he's got
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: a big, bushy, curly head of hair. And Tom not
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: for nothing. The man is clean shape. So what the
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: fuck is going on?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: That's it? Okay? He should kind of yeah. I mean
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: they're in the rib on his chest either, so maybe
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: he's no, he does look have a bit of stubb.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he's found a bit of slate
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: or something. He's rubbing his face off, and I don't know.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's it. Maybe that's payment he takes from
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: passers by. He's got a bit of a skull, would
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: give me while you're yeah, yeah, yeah, do you know?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe it just cuts back with it crisps. I don't know.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, I'm happy to go. I listen here.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: If Alia isn't telling the truth, I still I'm liking
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: the idea of.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: What I'm liking the idea of it as well, and
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: that Thomas. I'll ask you two questions here now. Number one,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: could you do this?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'd probably get a rest for abandoned my family.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Well, let's let's take the checks and the child's out of.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh could I could I do it?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Could I could? I? Ah?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think yeah I could.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like if would I want to do it? I think
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I would. It would be tough to do it, to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: walk away from everything? Yeah, fuck it, you know what
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I mean. It'd be definitely if somebody said Tom a year, see,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: can you clean up your fucking act? Can you clean
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: out yet that filthy gutter that is your fucking soul
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: in your mind?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: You can you go there for it?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And I think yeah I could?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I think. Let's call him. Let's
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: call the man what he is now they can call
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: him the last known caveman on earth. Let's call him
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: what he is. He's a hermit. He's an old fashioned hermit.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: This used to be like all that rare. Could I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: live a hermit lifestyle? All things being equal? Could I
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: just say, Jesus, you know what I've had me feel
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: of it. I'm gonna go live for six months in
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the woods. I'd like to think I could. I'm a
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: creature or a comfort though, Tom you are you are? Yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: which which brings me to my next question. Ah, what
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: would bring you back to reality? What could you What
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: would make you snap and go Nope, I have to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: go back home. Monster much, monster much? Yeah, I'd say so,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: just a year in the wilderness with no monster much.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You just wake up somebody and you're like, God damn
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: it that you're never going to get that level of
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: salt savory in the count in the eat all the
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: fish you want. They're not going to be a saltyre.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Never going to be there's never going to be a coffee.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And I say that, I don't know. Maybe I'll find
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: some fucking thing that would be, but it would own
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: All that would bring me back would be a yearning
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: of a treat. I think I can't see if things
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: were working out all right. I can't see TikTok bringing
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: me back. I can't see the phone, like, I can't
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: see any fangly thing bringing me back out of the woods,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: because I think after a while, you become so preoccupied
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: by just Okay, I'm going to sleep for ten hours
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a night, maybe even eleven, and when I do wake up,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start a fire, head off a bit
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: of bricky, find that somewhere, and yeah, that'll be how
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: my day goes, and just continue building on much like
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: arden Man last week in China, building on it some
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: bits of the hut to my Swiss family Robinson style.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Hut, and then just work out just by throwing stones
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: about the place fore day. I can see nature's cattlebells.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I can see a enoughful lot of dirts to
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: just lift in stones and possibly making a whole friend
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: from a stone, you know what I mean?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a Wilson, I think. So yeah, interesting. I'll
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: tell you what to bring me back, Tom, I'd be
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: back in a day and a half, so I would know.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Fuck this, I'll tell you what would bring me back,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: very simple.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Go on, tilight roll are a funk off?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Nah? Why no, I'm not going too far along wiping
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: my art with leaves? Tom? Noam sorry?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, no you live?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So where where we after? Are we off to an
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Irish forest?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, al right, in a day, you'd get used to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the leaves. Come on, No, no, no, No, that's okay,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: all right, that's that's that's surprising that thought it'd be something,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: but more more too.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: That's as simple as it is, Tom. That's that's what
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: That tells me that I would imagine there'll be ninety
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: four different things if it wasn't that.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: If you're no, no, there's several things. No supernicles, no not.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Jerry just dies for the lack of toilet roll, just
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: just dies out of depression. It's sadness with no toilet
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: roll a day and a half, inter being.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: In a day and a half. Well, listen, we'll have
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: more on Alia as we get it later in the year.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you know, we see if he's putting it
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: on or not. But from now toime. I mentioned the
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: book The Secret Island, which I read when I was
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: a little boy. Wasn't yesterday, Tom, that was quite some
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: time ago, because like you, I was born in the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighties and it's the mid twenty twenty five. Now,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: we've got forty five odd years of life gone. We've
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: seen a lot of things along the time of Tom
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and we like to look back on them. And it's
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: segment of the show that we call we remember when
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: when I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: forty years ago.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: That was quite the segue I have to say there.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have a you have a punch on
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: for these things. But by Jesus Christ, you went around
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the houses Overdale and Downhill.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: But tell Neil, Tom Tan like, you know, you gotta
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: gotta have a preamble. You can't be on point all
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: the time. Well do you know what we're gonna talk about?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: When we were things we remember from our youth. We
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: were reminded of it this week, Tom.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And let's just let's do the tune never mean no home.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Oh they have as always in trouble.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: With the losses. The dude there was bone.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Making the way anyone who knows the songs were mangling there.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Of course, it is the juice of hazards. What a name?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: What a name? And the general Lee.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Uh price, the lowrd. Everybody's safe in Kentucky right now.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: It is, of course, the anybody who knows the Tama
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Jerry shows knows what we're about. Yeah, I don't know, Jerry.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I just got a fright there. I thought I thought
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you just went over a bump. Apologies to anybody who
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: heard it that I pressed the button and I don't
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: know what happened. We just we're getting chased by boss
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Hog and Enus tell Us jarr what happened in the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: week gone by in the beautiful great state of Kentucky.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: In the great state of Kentucky. We nearly had it
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: for the news this week, folks, But a replica generally
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: the car made famous from the Duke's Hazard Jump to Fountain,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Jump to Fountain for reasons that I can't quite figure out.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: It's just like they were, like, hey, during the makings
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: of the show, we never jumped this one iconic fountain
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: in Kentucky. Let's do it now.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It's and to be fair to him, this was no
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: there's no fucking around here. This was He's got to
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: be thirty feet off the ground.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: This is this is this is some old fashioned This
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: is what we were brought up with, was old fashioned
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: real life stunts. No cgi, drive a car at a wall,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: at a ramp as fast as you can and just
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: sail through the air for good or for ill, which
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: is what they did. They jumped over the fountain and
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: crashed like straight into the ground. It made the jump
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: technically but it's never driving again.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: The doors fell off, the engine block fell out.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: The four wheels just went blank. And then it went
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: and it plowed into a railing and I swear to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: god it missed a cameraman by injured it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But even like there was people like this this thing,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, they were obviously told it was the safe
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: distance and there was probably another fifty feet before it
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: was get a danger zone. But like he jumps the fountain,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: probably doing sixty miles now whatever it was, he hits
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty feet of a of a would
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: say linear jump. I'm guessing he probably got to maybe
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: thirty vertical jump. But like there's a people at the
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: end of this just hoop and hollard, which, to be
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: fair there I'd be too, you know what I mean,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I'd be so excited if I saw it, like all
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: your titlehood's coming together. They painted or they put blue dye,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: which I'm guessing didn't not. I guess it makes a
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: difference you steering fuck all while you're actually flying a car.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: But he flew through the fountain that was a deep
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: color of blue.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look the blue milk from Star Wars.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: It looks like if Papa Smurph was gigantic and basically
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: blew a massive load.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: And that's essentially what it is. Straight through the car,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: by the way, straight through the Generally. And before you ask,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: if anybody were asking, does the Generally have the Confederate
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: flag on the roof? Yes, it does, because otherwise it
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be the Generally. Here's the thing, Tom. This made
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: us remember, of course, one thing, which was the Jukes
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: of Hazard, which was a show that we both watched
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: when we were small. And I gotta tell you, when
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I was a little boy, I wasn't looking at the
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: roof of that car going like, hmm, that's problematic. I
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know that that was. I'm not very well versed
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: in my my Confederate flag history. So it was only
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: in recent years when scottle Butt started about how shit,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: that's that's a problematic flag that yeah, I heard of it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Whatsoever, I looked at it because here was the thing.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I remember getting a belt buckle when I was small
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: with that on it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I just genuine genuinely if you had asked me ten
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: years ago, I would have said, that's the flag of Kentucky.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: For all the funck.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I know when I think it's also it's it's the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: flag of the people the losing side in the Civil War,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: so the losing side is always going to be told
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you know, yes they I'm sure one of their you know,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: the horrible things or whatever. But it was what the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: way was explained to me by somebody who knows about
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: these things and heading the dog in the fight because
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I asked them, went do I have I arith like, no,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: not really, no, Actually that it just represents where you're
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: from more than anything, because much like Wexford tried to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: see the union here in Ireland, there's still Wexford people
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: who go, we should actually be our own thing. Just
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: we just got it wrong.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: The Pikeman a couple of people thinking that dude, yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: but no, And you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Can't eraise history, though I would be had they blanked
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: it out, you know or pixelated it out, and you're like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: what do you do? What are you doing?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: One thing you can erase Thomas the history of our
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: love of that TV show because we did not ask
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: for much. Can I ask you a question?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Right? So I'm reading down through the how it came
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: about a chap called ray Cone I think is the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: guy's name. Who did the jump right, and he's talked
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: about everybody that came to his part of the it's
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a twenty five year anniversary of the I think they
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: call it Summer Night's Cruise. It's a car car, a
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: car weekend.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Very cool.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: But some of the people right from the show showed up.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Now I felt like the guy who played Bo Duke
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: showed up. Brian Cherry, No, sorry, John Schneider, who played
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Bo Duke. Now tell me the two names of the brothers,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Joe or Joe.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Said, Okay, okay, there was this is what Bow Duke
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: and Luke Duke.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then this other dude called Brian Cherry who
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: played Koy Duke. Yes, I know what has happened.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: There was you see, I'll tell you exactly what was
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: happening Tom those contract renegotiations. Is that what happened? Oh
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: and Luke for too much money and they got written
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: out and replaced by their cousins, which, if I want.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: To that's right.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: There are two cousins. There was two cousins, two cousins.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I want to say. It was KOI and Vance checking
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. And to be fair, the was canceled,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of course, and then but then they brought the lads.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I think they brought the lads back. I think they
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: turned them back out after a couple.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I think they might have done, but it was it
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: was gone at that stage.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But there's no way they should have ever had a
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: man so pretty playing one of the Duke Boys, because
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: quite literally he looks like Kegney Lacy, you know what
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I mean. He's too beautiful altogether.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: The eighties, he was like a a hearth thrub of
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: the eighties, shall we say, heart thrown thing. With the
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Dukes of Hazard, Tom, I couldn't have told you what
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: the Dukes of Hazard was when I was small. Because
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I was small, I could tell you that the A
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: team was Soldiers of Fortune surviving in the Los Angeles Underground,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: because they said that at the start of every episode. Yes,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: and at the start of night Rider it was one
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: man and alone. It gets low and I was like, Okay,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I guess he works for the guards. I suppose in
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: some capacity, yeah, or he's some form of guard. The
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Dukes of Hazard genuinely just was two lads acting the box.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: In the car. I always assumed they were on the door. Yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: But they were they I could never have figured out
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: how the deprice of the veteran for the car.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: No, they really just seemed to the only one that
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: themselves into trouble and then drive away really fast.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Do The only one who seemed to do any work,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: any genuine above the counter, pye, you know work was
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: actually Daisy du Do you know who weird did the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: two buys fencied even though she was like their sister
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: or cousin or something, the Kentucky baby you know yourself?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: But them and I suppose what was your man was?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Skeeter was? What was? They had an uncle called I
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: want to say uncle Lina's uncle Jesse. No uncle Jesse, sorry,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Jens was theus was the other copy? Yes, Uncle Jesse
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: seemed to was. He seemed to be doing like some
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: bootleg and he was selling moonshine or some shit. Oh
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: he was, Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: He played WILLI played by Willie Nelson in the Moon
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Movie's And then there was They had the mechanic what
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: was his name?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Because coo cool? But Cooder's one job was to patch
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: up the General Lee after it jumped over a river
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: every fucking week.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: But that's the Thinger and I think in there we
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: remember when for me especially is it seemed it had
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to be. It was like, just there are a handful
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: of plots. There are rules to writing a script, as
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you well know more than anybody, but a script for
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: a show that appeal to young boys in the eighties
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: and nineties, if it didn't have a fucking car jumping
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: through some part of it, that episode was ship. Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: it wasn't ever work on the television again, what is this?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: What is this children's show?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: This is rubbish where you're You're not gonna have a
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: car jumping like night Rider every single episode, fucking.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Care Turbo Boost car jumped.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Fall Guy every single episode, Dukes of Hazzard. The fucking
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: van never was only half on the ground in.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: The age, no point putting four tires on that thing,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: like every single one.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And I mean you go to Airwolf, all right, there
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: was Airwolf, but I mean they be they'd find some
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: land based vehicle to fucking jump it over something, you
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: In the time, Tom, we came up in a time
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: where all you needed for a piece of entertainment was
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: a vehicle off the ground from smoking in the bandit
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: all the way through it was get these cars off
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: the ground.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Off the ground, and they wonder why they fast and
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: the furious you know, franchise got nearly nine six because
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: all we want is to see cars leppin off and
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: none of your CGI shit with your real We want
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to see a car flapping around. And I'll never forget
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: there was one or B A in the A team.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I'll have to find it for you someday. He's basically
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I can't remember he jumping a convertible? Was it faces convertible?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Her face had a had.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: A white white cavet a white corvette.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know he jumping that of the van. No,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: it might have been the van, but it was clearly
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a white guystn't try but he had pulled on like
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a rubber but to Ba's skin color, and like it
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: was just don't even no. I suppose even then they
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: were conscious going, just can we go to full hog
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: here and do blackface? We probably can't, And You're like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you probably should if you want to pretend it's be An.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I bet missed our te to do it, because I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: sure he willingly would, But I don't know what it
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: was Tom about the the the sheer fascination that I
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: personally had in watching cars. And remember we've talked about
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: this before on the Tom and Jerry Show that we
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: loved Evil Canievel at the time, and all he was doing,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: all he was doing, but his whole thing was jumping
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: a vehicle through the air. That's all it took to
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: entertainment for ten to fifteen years, and then everything got
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: all fancied down and you had to have something else.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: A plot.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the thing. Oh god, great, right now
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna love stories to the middle. A protagonist, no,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. The protagonist can be the fucking car.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to know if that car goes
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: backwards forwards. I just want to know if you can go.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Up in the air.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: That's literally all I want to.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: See the car up in the air. The thing with
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: those stunts in particular, and we'll bring it back round
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: to the news that this vehicle jumped in Kentucky is
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that every time in the show you would see the
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: juke boys, they would just go on it for a river.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: And you know, it was never specifically shown that they
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: had built a ramp that the car go was going.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: They shot it so that the ramp was behind a
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: hedge or all this. So I spent a lot of
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: my youth thinking that if you just drove fast enough
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: out of thing, the car would leave the ground, of
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: course and jump, but the car would sail over the
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: gully or the creek or whatever it would be. Again,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: in later years, Tom, we learned about counterweights and balances
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: that stopped that car from just pitching nose forced into
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: the ground with the heavy engine at the front end.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So put a load of bags of cement
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: in the boot or something to level it out, and
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: then it landed and then it drove off. Now that's
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: moving magic right there, Tom.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Of course, is because as a keen and I might
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: actually see the land, you can see the sub frame
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: pretty much dropped, you know, into hell exactly. You know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the driver inside probably takes shape two inches off his spine.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many I know that they they.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Wrote off in the amazings of this, because every generally
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: that you saw clear and jump never drove again because
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: it came down hard, and then they would edit it
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: and cut it to a car driving off. Fine. Now,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: what we saw Tom in the in the video clip
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: at the weekend, there was what happens when they do
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: that live.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was almost like there must have been in
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: mind where there's a you know, even an older percentage
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: of the audience did never really thought that far. I
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: just went, oh, I assume it just drives away, right,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I assume it just drives away the fucking doors, praying
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: off like a tune killed on impact, a tune a
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: can that's been fucked at the wall, Like it's just this.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: He just split open like a fucking candadope.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: But it was I gotta I gotta tell you. For
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: for for two people Tom myself and yourself that were
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: brought up on a lifetime of cars jumping things, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: indeed the general lead jumping thing, it was wonderful to
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: see her fly again.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: It actually was. I genuinely when when I saw it
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: and you said it on to me, was like, I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't know what way we're gonna put this in the
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: bad Guests, but we need to find a way to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: talk about this, and then it don't be went oh, yeah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: we don't see anybody jump cars anymore.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: That's the lost art. It's a last art. Yeah, that's
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: the last art. Well, listen, folks, maybe you also watched
• 48:09
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• 48:11
  Speaker 2: with every word we say, or maybe you didn't watch
• 48:13
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• 48:14
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• 48:17
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• 48:55
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• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Spotify has agreed to transcribe or.
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  Speaker 2: The best of luck to them.
• 49:07
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• 49:20
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• 49:22
  Speaker 1: if you how long do you reckon you could live
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: in the woods for would you come back if you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: got away with it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Tire rolling the deal? Break fire?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Ah, for God's sake? And do you think we can
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: get some steroids into Jerry just to see what it happened?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I know, more steroids, Jerry. I am going to bask
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: in my sweaty glory and I need shower. I smell
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: like the dog that just climbed out of a dirty
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: bin after my attcking because it was forty two degrees
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: up there. And now I know that I never ever
• 49:55
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• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Well, and I have to continue to gas light the
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: children who we have told them, oh yeah, even though
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: there's no school in the morning, nine o'clock, still your bedtime.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: They're like, but if there's no school in the morning,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: that yeah, yeah, On that note, take care of them.
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  Speaker 1: Glim