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32: Marijuana Company Gets Sued because Customers Weren't Getting High Enough | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up, y'all. Welcome to I Saw Us on the Internet,
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  Speaker 1: Marijuana company sued because customers didn't get high enough. That bit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with that me and lawsuit. That's me. I will
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  Speaker 2: be the turning ya.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, this bag was in a runt zasa
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  Speaker 3: bag and had so much potential.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got to the nitty.
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  Speaker 2: Gritted and it wasn't ship product.
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  Speaker 3: The product was not busting, it wasn't smelling like, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't busting.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't get high. I still have the evidence.
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  Speaker 3: To look at my face, I'm looking sober, and it
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  Speaker 3: was the air pack. It wasn't it wasn't allowed pack.
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  Speaker 3: It was very.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I don't want to joke my bad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm them to turn their throw all the wheat away
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  Speaker 3: and go get a regular job. And when you start
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  Speaker 3: back selling, we put this in regular plastic bags like
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  Speaker 3: me it is supposed to be, and sell it to
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  Speaker 3: grown men to ask for refer.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, exic very.
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  Speaker 3: Like Runs is like a brand. It's like a brand.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, like, it's a higher quality brand. It's a
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  Speaker 3: weed brand.
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  Speaker 1: Is good?
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  Speaker 2: Is good?
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  Speaker 3: Is good? I think I don't know now the quality?
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  Speaker 3: Now they got new names.
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  Speaker 1: We changing off.
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  Speaker 2: It's changing constantly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like like this one brand that I like for a
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  Speaker 3: long time, I feel like I was super creative on it.
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  Speaker 2: It was called black Hog. I hated asking for it.
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  Speaker 3: I hated being like, hey, y'all got that black Hog,
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We do.
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  Speaker 3: But now I can't find it. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: happened to them. I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 2: But when that girl has that crop though.
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  Speaker 1: On the wire, they had like you know red tops
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  Speaker 1: and w B s this brand, Yeah, this brand, there's
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  Speaker 1: always sound heroin hero. It's not your bo it's different brands.
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  Speaker 1: It's like someone is than the other one. You might
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  Speaker 1: prefer this over that. Usually it's like it's strange specific,
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  Speaker 1: it's what the person.
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  Speaker 5: Or more that's a that's like your category and there's
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  Speaker 5: strains within.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of like so within the India, there's different is.
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  Speaker 5: A strain of I'm not mistaking a hybrid.
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  Speaker 3: Hybrid's gorilla blue is the week that we got pregnant
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  Speaker 3: on the second time. I know, I know the weed
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  Speaker 3: I got my wife praided on gerrilla glue in sour diesel.
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  Speaker 2: Those are my two sons.
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  Speaker 1: So what makes you up if I'm not mistaken?
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Sativa makes you more and more in the
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  Speaker 3: cut in the couch.
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  Speaker 2: In the couch, the.
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  Speaker 5: Cut because the body high, so your whole body feels it.
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  Speaker 5: So basically that's where you get couch locked or you'll
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  Speaker 5: get stuck on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: And that's for like paintbody, you got pain or knee
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  Speaker 3: pain or some people recommend an Indica for you. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's gotta be really bad for you to call your
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  Speaker 3: lawyer though, That's what I'm really bad for you to
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  Speaker 3: be like, No, it's an address on here and we're
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  Speaker 3: going to track them there.
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  Speaker 2: Know that I had a bad tonight.
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  Speaker 1: A suit of me.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. Reggie. The Reggie pack does need to be
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  Speaker 2: a lawsuit.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to everybody whoever sold me a brown bag
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  Speaker 3: of weed back in the day. That was the worst here,
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  Speaker 3: stems and steeds and seeds was the worst.
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  Speaker 1: This was in Long Beach. Oh yeah, how much. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, teacher. Th h C is tetra hydro cannab
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  Speaker 1: that's the that's what stuff and that and so that's
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  Speaker 1: when they say, like CBD has cannabis, but no THC.
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  Speaker 5: So CBD actually will counteract. So if you if you
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  Speaker 5: smoked something with t C and it you got high,
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  Speaker 5: and then you took something CBD, it would counteract the
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  Speaker 5: high and actually make.
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  Speaker 1: You got it because they were with the c B
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  Speaker 1: D And I was like, I don't do we like medicinal.
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  Speaker 2: The medicine is Charlotte Web weed.
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  Speaker 3: It's the weed for the little the cancer pation kids
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. Still rec like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I might as well turn the brain off too.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the gummy or CBD bombs and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: To have to be so terrible to sue is hilarious,
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So apparently the product was labeled to having THC of
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  Speaker 1: forty six percent and it contained He tested it twenty
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  Speaker 1: three to twenty seven percent.
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  Speaker 3: Up to the percentage of TC because twenty seven used
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  Speaker 3: to be good. That used to be like that was
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  Speaker 3: pretty strong. But now I'm seeing like fifty percent. And
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  Speaker 3: that's like those pre rolls with the with the with
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  Speaker 3: waxen and ship and teeth. Don't don't moley up my weeds, don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need your THC. Put some leaf and some
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  Speaker 3: stem and some other stuff to break it up. Like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I don't need all that. I just just give me
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, man, just give it regular weed. Yeah, but not not.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want reggie.
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  Speaker 2: We want strong.
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  Speaker 3: We want strong. It's like a good wine. It's like
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  Speaker 3: I use mild sauce, said Taco Bell. You know what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, Give me mild. I don't need I don't
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  Speaker 3: need blazing, nothing near, no fire on it.
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  Speaker 2: Just just brown mile. Listen to the.
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  Speaker 1: Stage crew more often it's feel more comfortable with themselves.
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  Speaker 1: They be common. At the top of the video, we
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  Speaker 1: will post the podcast who I'm Gonna spark up and
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  Speaker 1: to COmON be having a lot of likes I notice
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  Speaker 1: they's true.
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  Speaker 3: They be smoking up in here. You smoking and listening
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  Speaker 3: to gospel music is my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: It's just hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It's mburrel crme.
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  Speaker 3: Ther when you're how you get such good prayers off
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  Speaker 3: because you're able to really like go in and be
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  Speaker 3: thorough like like you could really cause you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: like you made it first of all. You put it here,
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  Speaker 3: you know, so you know we're gonna we're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: this guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really doing your will. Yeah, we did grow as
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  Speaker 1: far as I know, un like touched by chemicals. The
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  Speaker 1: marijuana plant got it's.
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  Speaker 2: Already ready already.
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  Speaker 1: It's already like that. He was like, get these people
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  Speaker 1: for their back. Yeah, for other reasons.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all got a knee and start raining, you know when
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  Speaker 2: you get thirty five at knee.
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  Speaker 1: I remember my dad was having this argument with my dad,
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  Speaker 1: not argument, but I was even weed. We're talking about cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, he's like you smoked cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: is just saying. I'm like, okay, I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: know your body is a temple. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but what if I just because black and mouths were
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  Speaker 1: very popular at this time when I was in North
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  Speaker 1: Carolina and era I was smoking blacks, but I wasn't smoking.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know I wasn't smoking until later I wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I also didn't know how smoke worked. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what I thought. Like day, I thought that was smoking,
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  Speaker 1: So to me, I was smoking. But then I found
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  Speaker 1: out you I was. I was puffing. I wasn't smoking,
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  Speaker 1: so he was mad. I was like, what if you
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  Speaker 1: just put the smoke in your mouth? He's like, you
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  Speaker 1: want to see it? Just saying and I was like okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you know. And then I was curious because I
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  Speaker 1: was like, if alcohol about it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you just allow me a moment to picture came
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  Speaker 3: on stage? What was you listening to at the time.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: When Bone came out? What's the their? Their? Their tape
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  Speaker 1: opened up with We're not against rap, We're not against
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  Speaker 1: was like.
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  Speaker 2: When this came out, was like that came out like
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  Speaker 2: when I was in ninth grade.
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  Speaker 5: That came.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I was in seventh grade.
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  Speaker 3: You had a black and seventh grade, Yeah, that kid's
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  Speaker 3: bad news.
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  Speaker 2: He's over there blacks. Hey that kids. It's like black
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  Speaker 2: and mild.
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  Speaker 1: My boys. So I didn't know this, but he his
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  Speaker 1: brother used to smoke for real, and he would like
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  Speaker 1: take out the stuff of the black and then just
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  Speaker 1: you know, put weed in and smoke that. Or then
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  Speaker 1: later on he started getting papers, so he would just
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  Speaker 1: take his brother's blacks because he bought like I guess
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  Speaker 1: he went to Costco. He bottom in bulk, so we
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  Speaker 1: always had a lot of blacks. So he'd have like
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  Speaker 1: two lives. I got some blacks and we'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: it's the we're smoking in the middle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You exactly what they told you.
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  Speaker 2: I told you that, they told you.
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  Speaker 3: They told you that church and not listen to that rap.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bad influence.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, no, ain't.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta spoke. It's the first of the month today.
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  Speaker 3: I played both.
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  Speaker 2: What about Tasha?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, remember when the roomors that Bone sold their
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  Speaker 1: soul to the devil they were gonna die in nineteen nine,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, man, what was only ninety four?
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  Speaker 1: They got five more years? Then they lived well on
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  Speaker 1: and you listen to you with me? But was.
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  Speaker 2: Murder?
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  Speaker 1: No they was that was towing the line. And then
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  Speaker 1: when the Crossroads music video came out, I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they really might know the devil because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how they got their them eyes to turn black. Remember
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  Speaker 1: the first time you saw that. I was like, came
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  Speaker 1: and got un but remember trying to stop him and
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  Speaker 1: he walked right through him. I was like telling us
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  Speaker 1: and picked up her soul out of the thing. And
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  Speaker 1: Tasha was killing it right there.
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  Speaker 3: Man, shut up, everybody, keep the stage crew, keep shopping
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  Speaker 3: it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I smoked some blacks kevil.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. I want to see.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I would least I would immediately brush my teeth. Thought,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do edibles.
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  Speaker 2: Take you down too. If you don't, if you're a rookie,
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  Speaker 2: you don't smoke.
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  Speaker 5: When I've heard and that like being like, I can't
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  Speaker 5: take it and you don't later I need to do
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  Speaker 5: it in the moment and then bela and.
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  Speaker 1: These are legal now, so it's not.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, why do I'll do this? It's always
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  Speaker 6: a thing of.
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  Speaker 1: Wild stories are always like this, ain't I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm never just blind, nor am I doing able?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: You said, went blank, I'm never doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I got to eat it, don't.
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  Speaker 5: Sir, was actually doing But what kind of it?
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  Speaker 1: Was?
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  Speaker 7: Weed? Regular weed? Everybody else was fine, are your eyes
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  Speaker 7: were opening open.
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  Speaker 8: I went blind. I was like, never again and again,
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  Speaker 8: how long were you blind? Like forty five minutes. We
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  Speaker 8: were at their field.
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  Speaker 6: And then my homeboy was like, I saw you have
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: for a field?
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  Speaker 7: Was act the funny. I'm like, no, they didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Even have browns there. I ain't know where I was going.
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 8: It's not for me, I said, and literally my friends
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  Speaker 8: was like this, like come on, it was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: It was a brownie.
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  Speaker 7: No I smoked. That's what I saying.
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  Speaker 8: I would never do it edible because I, yeah, your
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  Speaker 8: thing is never a yaes. Now I have tequila, get
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  Speaker 8: your head aches, low it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, alcohol does that in general, whatever everything.
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  Speaker 1: When I got drunk this one time, drink like almost
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  Speaker 1: a fifth of Jack Daniels, this is when I was
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: convinced I couldn't get drunk doing an experiment. I was
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: just watching the Lakers in the couch finals in my
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  Speaker 1: old house. Drink warm Tennessee, no Colt, tracer, no coke,
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  Speaker 1: no ice, but you don't even drink. You just don't
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  Speaker 1: even drink.
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  Speaker 2: All right, first time going, I'm going, I just.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I drink a little bit, but not like that.
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  Speaker 1: I was just taking SIPs out the bottle like a cowboy.
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  Speaker 1: Just I just was like, I'm too sick, Jesus. I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't believe I could get I literally didn't believe
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: it was physically possible because I was at the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was only two or three drinks max ever, and
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  Speaker 1: I never even got a buzz or nothing. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is I'm too heavy to get drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I was wrong, and I remember, look, yeah, so my
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  Speaker 1: kids was like, we want a pizza, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys, that get your stuff, and there was
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  Speaker 1: a little around around walked back to it. Melissa called me.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason I'm telling the story because I ended
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  Speaker 1: up throwing up and boobooing at the same time, and
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  Speaker 1: Melissa was no help. I was booboing and then I
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  Speaker 1: was like basically bending over and throwing up through the space,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because I care about the space that it
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  Speaker 1: was coming out, because I thought I turned around and
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  Speaker 1: threw up, then I would just doodle on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: You probably would.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have this much experience doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And Melissa, I'm looking at her like help me,
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  Speaker 1: and she's in the because the bathroom was right there.
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  Speaker 1: She was crying that no she didn't do no town,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: no water. So I threw up doodoo my whole life
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  Speaker 1: away and then I was like, okay, that's done. I'm hungry.
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  Speaker 1: So I caught an uber and went to Denny's and
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I got it uh chicken fried steak ate that, and
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: then I was like, ah this this dude, hold on, dude,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I knew was like, you gotta have pdy like bro.
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  Speaker 1: I remember him telling me this. So I went to
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: seven eleven and got a pedia light and then I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: woke up the next we were back home, woke ome
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  Speaker 1: the next morning there was blood all in my carpet. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I remember tripping over a pole, but I remember no pain.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: And I got home and then the next morning I
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: checked and there was blood in the carpet. And then
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I looked at my toe and apparently when I tripped
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: over the pole, I like split my toe and was
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: bleeding all over the place was blood. That's the last
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: time I ever got that. Was like, I can't get drunk.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I can, and I won't be doing it.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: You get like Frank the tank drums that's scary.
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  Speaker 1: WHOA, yeah, so I can.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: I wanted to hit a Bible verse you probably yelling
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: out randomly if he's your sixty one parents.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea Bible and the first you chose was.
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: Very funny, man, parents, this is a good Kim laughed
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: like an American idol jud like man, good great Ronnie dismount, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only one I flew in.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Kim, and the stage crew keep drying. I
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: just randomly said, it's six hundred people.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody get me eight dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's about seven eight dollars in here, hey, shout out there.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: They said, what's Jordan, Let's give me a camaro? Y'all
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: come on, let's go. Y'all can put a hundred. Anybody
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  Speaker 3: doing a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Offering?
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  Speaker 2: Now they got cash.
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  Speaker 8: The homes people got cash up and they be asking
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  Speaker 8: for a whiles amount of money. This dude was like,
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  Speaker 8: I know you gotta hunt it. I said this when
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  Speaker 8: I had a drop top, and he like walked right
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  Speaker 8: up on me since I know you got honey.
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  Speaker 3: That means he was He's basically saying, you want do
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: you want do you want your arm licked by homeless man?
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  Speaker 1: Or you want to give me or you want to
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  Speaker 1: get dollar?
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  Speaker 8: The ch.
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  Speaker 1: Choice is yours.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody in there, man, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think this week honestly for those who else are
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you still doing to keep your distance? I kept my distance.
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  Speaker 2: That was my favorite thing, man.
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  Speaker 3: That was my favorite thing. Bro, That was my favorite man.
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  Speaker 3: Just kind of had great set.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about.
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  Speaker 3: I said, why did you what he came with the
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta people? Yeah, you get the first one, didn't you know?
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  Speaker 3: I was like volume two or three.
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  Speaker 1: Because you was when it was COVID COVID Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: was changing the mic. We was outside in the day
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  Speaker 1: time while to perform. The funniest thing ever is we
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: was Tony Valentine, Dustin was on that'ston Nicholson was on
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the set at that time. It was on the line
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: up that time, and Tony was like, what's the order?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like this guy, Dustin, this person, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: like he was gonna go second. Tony was like, you
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: gotta put him later, Like the way the light of yourself,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: he's too he's too white before the sun goes down,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like we don't lose it. He was like, we're gonna
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: have to just like going from him to no. He
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: literally was like we can't. You gotta wait till the
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: sun goes down. He's gonna be watching out.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: What can I say?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: The baby you know what I mean?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It was like fifth instead of second, and that was
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: when he did the Uh the k is the most
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: important thing. Oh my god. Oh yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: It was a great man. You got some man.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Those are pivotal times because that first one was right
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: after the insurrection. I was pissed and I just came
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: in there to start talking about the insurrection.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I was just like these crackers.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Falling off the building, watching the capital get started in
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: real time in retrospect. That was so we would tweet
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: through anything, but I didn't believe it and we didn't
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: know what they was really capable of. We was like
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: that people are like we didn't They're gonna throw over
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the government. I remember just being like, these people are
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: crazy with the amount of speed. The motherfuckers was editing
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like the Mario music falling off.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And they showed up. They showed Uh, what's his name?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What's the one?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: The old dude who was trying to run from presidents too?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Who killer Mic was running around with Barry uh ship?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: You know, they put him everywhere in a day, they
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: put him everywhere.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: That ship was amazing. Person fell off there was communic
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: case and they fell off and somebody edited the sonic
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: rings coming. We really don't.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Take serious rock climbing or nothing. They tried to scale
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: a building. You just gonna scale a building and you
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: never did it from plan. You just gonna You don't
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: scale a government building first in Columbia Park.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And the crazy thing and it's just like death ain't funny,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: but they didn't. They thought they were invincible. The lady
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: climbed the window, the dude has the gun on her.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: That was said stop stop, stop stop, she's like America.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: They was genuinely surprised and they kept that's the most
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: commons under my page. When when I do the joke
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: about I said, well he shot that white lady. My
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: soul was so happy. And the answers were like that
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: what your ad get got damn. And it was like
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: somebody was like this set is so racist. I was
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: like I can't, can't. White dude shot her and we
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: didn't know what it. It was just you saw as
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: a soup jacket cuffling.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And he shot.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Immediately they started appropriating immediately.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: They were like, say her name, she had a choice.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: Her name.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, That's what it was acting.
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: Really they didn't know at first, they really did. Eventually
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: I think her name was actually usedn't say her name
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: for that, like she was in the process of a crime.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: But the funny part when they first ran there and
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: the black dude was like his mind said, I'm supposed
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: to shoot him, but they wait, I don't know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You can see it on his face, like, oh.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: My god, I signed up for trip, dude, I signed
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: up to be a hall monitor for field trips.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't sign you can come down this hallway. I didn't.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: The men in black people were in there taking the.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Flags the Natures podium.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: They were trying to take American back.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: They were trying to get the vote. They thought the
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: voters in there paper that was gonna throw up away
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: y'all stuff the ballot, playing that we got the paper
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: votes in here at this building. They raided Nancy, look
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: at that drawer, might be the votes in there. They
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: opened the votes in here in high school. Why y'all,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Why are y'all taking the dump on her desk.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That's not gonna change nothing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And how funny it was.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: You see the doctor and look at the doc, gonna
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: see it it's all serious. The congressmen were scared, and
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just remember how much we was laughing.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Black was just eat popcorn watching the whole ship.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Like thet the people was going to jail for real.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: They was like, I wasn't there, Like you had a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Viking helmet on you. He's the dude had the things.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: He was like me, you had your clearest day. I'm
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: going right now. Here's a picture of me on my way.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: You got your Instagram on your hoodie. They was live
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: streaming their own crime. Yes. She was like, well, the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: ladies was like, we're gonna go up here and take
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: back democracy. We're gonna do it. I'm about to do guys.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: It's like all bab bla boys, white ladies.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Guys, this is what you gotta do to take your
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: country back.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, the doors locked, We're gonna climb.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Ship and not several times, and then when the police
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: was getting into jams and like one of the cops
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: got stuff, they stopped and let him back to it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: All right, man, go back.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: They were trying to be.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Patriots at the same time as the surgents.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I was doing both. They live streaming their own and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: was playing what your Facebook was? I hate them.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I mean they were just like bro. And then Trump
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: told him to go up there.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, I'm just saying, in theory,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: if there was a day to come up there, I
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: will say if that was me, if it was me,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, they're lying up there staring. Man. The lady
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: who said it's a revolution, what are you doing? This
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: is a revolution? I got mazed.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: And you know, if it was if it was one
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: hundred black men of America up there that day.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: It would have been eleven said we was going to
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: the Capitol.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Your me tip Tyler air condition, it would have been over.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all. Can't even black people can't even moved to would
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: hit us. They would have hit up put it in
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: your pocket.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm sorry they ca.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Silent.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Isn't silent?
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Oh man?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Man six The only day that was asked for is
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that And that day I was really scared. It was
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: when the United States had killed that high ranking Iranian
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: official and I thought it was finna be World War
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: three and black folks was on Twitter, like, describe the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: first joke I saw. It was a person's working in
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the street me trying to distract the Iranians so they
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: don't start. I said, oh, so we don't really care
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: about nothing in this world. You're really gonna live tweet.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I owned the that day. I said, Oh, we don't
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: care at all. Regular people be funny. These are not comedians,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: are not professionals. They just people that were They are
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: really funny. Why did I think of this that all?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I was sitting in there, and the thing is I
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: was overseas when it happened something. I don't know if
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back, get back to americle. I don't
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. We was in this airport crying
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: last I'm like, well, y'all are on. It was the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It was the best set of my life. Twitters like
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: we're gonna die. I mean, this is the fun way
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to go out because y'all are hilarious. They said, colleague,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: they tweeted college, give them a PEPSI, give them a girl.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: We didn't want to need you to say give them
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: a quick that It was quick. Give them a put
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that in a goddamn commercial, Like how you did the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Pepsi commercial? My thing was how you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: I forgot commercial? I forgot what was the thing.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It was a big old protest, everybody yelling, everybody got
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: all right, guys.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: It was like how did nobody watch this and be
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like y'all gonna they gonna nobody watched that. It was
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like people gonna say that Kendall Jenner's saving the world
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: with a PEPSI y'all don't see that. They were like, no, man,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what shut up? This heat.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Already rented the right.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Hand, like we're gonna protest PEPs.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: And then niggas was like, I mean wild chair pe
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: We got new wild chair, they said, saying was like
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: wild chair because that's like his black cousin that we
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: really like, we really with wild chair PEPs. That's what
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: took out. See her, miss missus, missus like this like
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: the bright fat home girl.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: She's cute.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: But I mean they.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Got starry now they got started. Now storry They're like,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: sis didn't work. We're gonna try again.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: But so ball, it's not a starry it's like you
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: expected to take like you see their face, you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Don't really know their name. They're not a star.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: They just storry. Tyler said, white people don't drink bright.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: All the black people he said, you see the white
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: person drinkings. I said, you're right, that's a good point.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Y'all commercials in the nineties and Grant He'll drinks bright
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: every campaign towards black people.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: That's think about every Sprite because we gave lebron On
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: a hundred million sprite when he first came. I got
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: lebron got his first money from Nike and Coke. But
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: he did a sprite commercial, Grant He'll drinks Sprite Grant Hill.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: My favorite Spire commercial is the where they were actors
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I went to school at Cambridge
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and he was like, excuse me, what's my motivation? Remember that?
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: I feel like they was like they was dunking and
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: stuff and they were like cut and they were just
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: actors acting like they were basketball players.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But they were like trained actors.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Oh and they broke they broke character kidding play.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I like the Sprite in you y'all know this, man.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't watch a lot of Remember the guy that table.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: That's why that was later.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Remember that motivation about motivation, motivation, excuse me?
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: That?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And the Calvin get the job at McDonald's that like
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: hecald has a job at McDonald they were so happy
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: for him. Calvin, he answered the phone at McDonald's.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Back on whole neighborhood in his business, the whole neighborhood.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Just a all right, this.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Is the second Friday, Cavin.
• 28:51
  Speaker 11: We know, we know you gotta come in that terrible
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: it was so happy, broke.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: You gotta be that he got.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Calvin praise the long.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: No, Calvin got a expectations for killing. They had no expectations.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: When somebody dressing Calvin was getting out the hood.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Calvin got that chap show did that. He said, he's
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: working with that. She said, niggas mean like fries.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I have to watch this now, isn't that can head? Wait?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Is this the real one? The real one? What he like? This?
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: Something just can't.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Listen to? The beat is efficient?
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: That was had been extremely racing.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh no.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: The cafe when they in a club, R and B
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: club and ship like why they got in this battle
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: around They.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Always want you to dance, like, listen, we're not we're
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: not doing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Mid cafe is the most dead. The whole R and
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: B club.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: There was roasting caliber.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: She did the burger king chicken ramps.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: That's Alex, Yeah, Alex.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Alex Thomas is in the camera commercial. He's been in everything.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: They ain't counting a Managerney for a friend of mine.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I remember that black folks for anything.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: When you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, when you work here, they all gonna roast. But
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: then they're gonna they're gonna want a recommendation.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Need a McDonald's private.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: They're gonna ask you for help.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: What's the word that job thing? That's how can meet
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: this talk? What's the word in the job?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: He said, he has a plan.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Kevin got the studio. The rest of them, the stupid
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: going nowhere. Why does that look like school days about
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: to come on?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Or like it feels like one of them old movies
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: about to come on, like just the middle of it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: The nineties, okay, last one the nineties R and B
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: McDonald's oh commercial.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And the Mary J. Blige Spicy Chicken.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Man, man, you got the thousands though. You gotta watch
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: she went Mary J.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Blige explaining it on Njie Martinez.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's so it's it's kind of sad. I gotta watch
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: that because, like y'all say, have.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: A sing about chicken. It was a sandwich.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: It's like all right, all right, all right, and that
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I speak about them saying you han't scared Toreka with
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: those tactics.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: What kind of sandwich was it? It wasn't a whopper.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you that right now.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: We was mad because you was standing on the table
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: talking about chick Chris and did not dap this ship.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I know, Harry tell me, but like girl, I snapped
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: in the face the night the McNugget, h they don't
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: respect uself.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: It's a white person that runs that department.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I know it is.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: You're still.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: You got the bee Stone Beast in jail. You know
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: if nuggets inspired the eight Minutes anyway, that's gonna be.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: Don't be.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Z. We gotta have We have to end with Mary J. Blige.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Oh God, they buried their commercial so deep.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: No man, that was in twenty ten. I believe they
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: did it over on Mad TV twenty thirteen. Probably Chicken Rats.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: What's chicken snack?
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: Why she just.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Non married.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Tot wrapped up pana.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: She was over.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, that lets you don't when that's you don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: know why she did a curse? Probably some tack ship
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: going on, Like so what commercial Donne wrapped up in
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: an at lap?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Wrapped up now thing about that prior to that, she
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: had to do that in the studio, like you don't
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Nobody said, yo her, So.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Could you do that part again?
• 34:23
  Speaker 11: You say to.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Wrapped up? Can we take that back?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: We're gonna started from the top.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Marriage imagine it was Casey, you.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Put your hot sauce in it. Oh my god, that's
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: the funny part married her doctor said, But you'd be
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: like it was over here.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: This was that was something.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: They showed that picture of little Cedriick like like the
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: cover of his gospel album when he was a little
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: kid in the in the married die, it was like
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Casey with a little with a little Jerry Carroll and
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: a little pseudo about look up a little Cedric that
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: was his name.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was his name.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Look, I'll look it up an image like you just
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you know, that's one of them say things.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: But like just to do that inspire I'm going down
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: to do who is petty to put this into that
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: we don't even know about. That's yeah, that's Casey as
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: a kid. Yeah the sea for Sedrick. No, no, I
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: don't know that it is little Sagric.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Casey is a little sag that y'all if you're watching
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: this positive and look up a little Cedric and look
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: for the most awful hair dude, and it's him.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: With a look like, yeah, he looked like a forty
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: year old con salesman.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: A little Cedric in the Hailey scene, you don't.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Know Josy grew up in the church?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: All yeah, I did not know. It was.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: Davante homeboy?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Was that looks like the dude from Stranger Things?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: In a wind from the Lamar the man on the
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: mic that they called them Wow.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Was rapping and he was at the studio and the
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: guy I was like, I don't like he had the
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: same vessel that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You learned something every day, something else for you?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Random question in the episode. My mind is blown by
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and we're starting with Rob Hayes. What's something that you
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: know that few other people know?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Something that I know that few other people know. I'm
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: real good with, uh keeping track of who did the
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl halftime show?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: What year? I really like, I'm really proud of.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Myself the last seven years quickly.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Last seven years quickly? Okay, you know I don't do
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: nothing quickly, but I'm gonna try. Let's see this especially.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: The episode's over, But like you have them back to back. Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, also, like, you give me a year, I might
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: be able to nail it. Okay, let's see. So we
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: got Rihanna of course, then we have Mary J. Snoop Dog,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Doctor Dre.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Fifty, Eminem taking the knee, and then before that we
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: got the weekend Okay before that were were.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: In nineteen, that's nineteen.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the weekend was was twenty one Super Bowl
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty season. Then the one before that is Miami,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: we got Shakiri and j Lo, And then the one
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: before that is Atlanta.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: You got Big Boy, you got Maroon five, and you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: got is correct.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I have the website up. He ain't missed yet, okay.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: And then the one before that I believe is justin
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Timberlake and he brings out who does justin Timberlake bring out?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I know he does attribute to Prince
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: there in Minnesota because they got the new stadium because
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: the snow came and messed up the old stadium.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so even if I picked out of order,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you can know him. How many years back do you know? Whether?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know they it's just random college bands
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: and stuff until.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Like eighty nine Okay, so two thousand and nine, because
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: this ain't even.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, two thousand and nine super Bowl, that's uh so
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: that's two thousand and eight season. That's the Giants beat
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the Patriots. I want to say, that's Bruce Springsteen, Bruce
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: in the East Street and the Eas Street man. Of
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: course gonna be there with Bruce.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, two thousand and two, two thousand and two. Oh,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: that's that's you two in New Orleans. That's the Rams
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: and the Patriots.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, this might be the most ever. Nineteen
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: ninety seven, there's no way.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Ninety seven so that's uh, that's Packers in the in
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: the Broncos. Let's see, I know ninety eight attribute the
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Motown ninety seven yeah, yeah, you know queenland Tiefa was
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: in there. I didn't even know she was affiliated, you know.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: So let's see ninety seven on want to side Dina Ross.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's ninety six, okay, all right.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Ninety seven is that is that when they had uh
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: it's like a Disney thing and they had like like
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Indiana Jones And that's ninety five, all right, all right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: What's ninety seven is the Blues Brothers what.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: That's not even real group.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: That's brother snow. But Lucy, I tried to wipe that
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: from my memories. Brother, you know what I'm saying, I
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: don't know fake Blues brothers in my memories. I blocked
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: that one out.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Man, My bad.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You knew the other years around it though?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: When did you know you knew this stuff? When did
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you hold man?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson? Once I seen Michael Jackson, I was like,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I'm I need to know this, I need to know.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I ain't because I didn't know, I was saying. I
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: was a young kid thinking I'm gonna watch a football game,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: and then here comes Mike in the middle, and I'm like, Yo,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: what Yo?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: What is going on on both sides? It's a concert?
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Like I'm just excited about watching a football game, eating
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: pizza with my family. I don't even know Mike was
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: gonna be here. I don't know that many people I
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: know Mike, yeah for sure. But then after that, it's like, Yo,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: this is insane. This is insane, all right?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: That ever mine doesn't You ain't got I don't think
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: anyone still talk about parties that ship. Most people don't
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: know how you get.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Paid versus livery voice and saying.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, you got our weary years. Okay, that was like
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: a partickler at the HBCU. They make you sing it a.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Lot, Yeah, saying.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Amour doesn't get hot.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Like you can touch.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I just learned that this year. I've been putting on
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: gloves to get out of this whole time.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: The verse you just gonna let your the hood, you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: prove it. The verse three, Yeah, you ain't got to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: sing it, but I wanted to know that. You know,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: the first two or three.
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: Standards we my vocals years gotta by side lunteers, who
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: has brought us as far on the path?
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: Who is by by might let listen to the like, Oh.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: You volenteers brought us as far on the like that
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: was my keep us forever and the path we pray
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: lest our hearts feel less.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Now you got me.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It's okay, because it's hard. It's harder to you know what.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: I gotta say it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sing.
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: I believe our side lunteers.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: That who has brought us us far on the way down,
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: who was by by my.
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Let usten to the like, keep us forever and the
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: path we pray less our hearts, drunk with no ship
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: now you got me. It's straight from the places be
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: mad last, drunk with the wine of the world, weaver,
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: gain shadow beneath I had maybe forever and to our to.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: To our native That was beautiful voice.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: See how our third verse is not racist.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: Don't forget where you Yeah, they.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Threw that in there, Ronnie was something you know that
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: most people don't, uh ship.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I went to high school with two members from ABC.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Roll Ro had a locker right mine over mind, Chris
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: had one next to his, and they had all the girls,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: and I was on the.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah school maybe, but I was like in the ninth
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: they had to be like in the tenth or eleven,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: but it was they had already this after after they
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: spend the money, they still coming in there with new
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: leather ship on every day and I'm like, excuse me,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: can't to my locker all the It's like girls lined
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: up down.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: The hall and everybody to be liked. That's my boyfriend.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Roro and Chris went to bank with me.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: How awkward to be in high school and you still
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: got to sing at the playground, you know, my.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Son loved him. My seven year old. He wants to
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: be in ABC right now.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: What you said shows now he's thirty years off to
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: borrow hiss.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Be home by this art.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: But before I go, you you gotta do this the
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Monkey Boys, you know, that's where it stirty.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was in the comedy club when BMF
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: was really in the comedy club. I was, I was
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: gonna beat me up. They run, they gonna beat me up.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: They saw. No, you're talking about ABC.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: Where are they at now?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: They just did a reunion something I saw. I followed
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: all the follow about the girl. I saw the video,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: but that had bad seats, so I really couldn't tell me.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like twelve or some ship. That's crazy.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Part they first was out.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I was at the top. I never thought about the
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: fact that when they made that song it made sense.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: But as an adult having a why.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: At the playground is nuts?
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: As the grown man with a beard, that's where I
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: saw kids the first all at player, you know, that's
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: where I saw this cutie.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I was a kid.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: That was a kid. Come on, monkey.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Is take to the playground, you know. You know then
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: they said she couldn't stay out there. Her mother told
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: her to be home.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And now what I'm saying, it's weird. Now you were
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: when that came out. Bro, that's forty five is wild,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like we need but you don't.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: Want to hear new music from them, So they're seah.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: You know he's more than you. Guys smoke. He's smoking
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: a blunt and one of them want to hear you like, no,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you gotta observe your colon nosk be I'm over forty
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: five minutes. I got back pain, you know you know
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: what everybody got it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: I got me pain, you know me.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I thought that's just flaring up. They can't do Yeah, Bro,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I know they're talking about this.
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to get my back, Pope, get my last
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: check you again, Colordosa ped.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: That's what they're gonna do. They gonna make I used
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: to check up commercial. Go get a fish best Now,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I got a lot of keys. Got grandmaby got one
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: grand baby. She got a grand baby that is eight months.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Her daughter got a grand bay to her daughter twenty.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: She got a bag. Grandma.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: They all go to the club together, they take the
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: baby and everything. Oh god, God, that is crazy.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: It's a great podcast. I truly enjoy this man, because
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, where else will you think about that? Where
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: else will you think about ABC performing today? And they
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: got to do it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: They might need a game.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: We owe back tacks and why we're part as. Dave
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: is like six', five the littlest.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: One you're taller, there but he played college, basketball all.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: RIGHT i saw this on the, INTERNET a random podcast
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: with random friends From Rocky Jordan Rob. Hayes follow them
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: on social. Media they're all very. Funny see them when
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: they come to your cities and we love. You.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Bye white people that drinks, price say something. Seen identify
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: yourself