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HOW TO GET OVER AN EX (QUICKLY) · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables things. They said, your X when
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Speaker 1: you see them in public, my kiss.
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Speaker 2: That would be especially if they're with a new girl.
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Speaker 2: Could you imagine the fight they're about to have if
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Speaker 2: you got cheated on or something and you saw him
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Speaker 2: with a new girl.
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Speaker 1: Old play tricks like that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah him.
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Speaker 2: The Relatables Podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Addie Clark aka I got
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Speaker 2: to say, he's looking like SpongeBob. I was going to
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Speaker 2: say that Patrick to my SpongeBob. But he's looking like SpongeBob.
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Speaker 1: Mummy. I've got a bright yellow jumper on and I
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Speaker 1: look good.
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Speaker 2: Damn thank you. He dressed up a SpongeBob on perfect.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Mate, that's because of who I am. Did you
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Speaker 1: see what I did on Instagram? Actually no, I tagged
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Speaker 1: you in a carousel photo and I tagged you as
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Speaker 1: Patrick from SpongeBob.
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Speaker 2: Really you didn't say it all I saw. I remember
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Speaker 2: you tagging me to posting a came up with my messages.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a double because you're Patrick.
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Speaker 2: Does I've got like a semi news report? I know,
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Speaker 2: I said the last time we spoke that the Olympics
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Speaker 2: would be last time. This is genuinely the last time.
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Speaker 2: All right, ray Gun, ray Gun and the country Australia
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Speaker 2: have a have officially gotten break dancing out of the Olympics.
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Speaker 3: La.
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Speaker 1: La is not doing breakdancing, Go Australia. I feel bad
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Speaker 1: for any of the actual breakdancers. There were some good athletes,
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Speaker 1: like proper emphasis on athletes, oh man, Like, I can't wait.
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Speaker 2: To see the documentary about it.
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Speaker 1: I saw some comments saying, like, props the ray Gun.
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Speaker 1: It's given all these middle aged mums like a chance
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Speaker 1: to make the Olympics.
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Speaker 2: I saw one and it was like, ray Gun is
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Speaker 2: that person that was like, if I could win one event,
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Speaker 2: what would it be?
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Speaker 1: And she made it in there, but La has not chosen.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait for the documentary.
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Speaker 2: I'm so key.
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Speaker 1: It was a laughing stock. Ye, it's terrible, terrible, terrible.
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Speaker 1: Even in the video of her dancing, right, ah, what's it?
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Speaker 1: There's like even in the video of her just squirmy,
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Speaker 1: there was fucking people.
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Speaker 2: In the background where I watched one video where it
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Speaker 2: was zooming on faces in the background of you. Actually
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Speaker 2: people were.
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Speaker 3: Like it's so bad.
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Speaker 1: I feel so terrible thing to happen a break dancing.
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Speaker 2: That's okay, we would like to it's it's funny, but
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Speaker 2: also we would like to say big apologies on behalf
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Speaker 2: of Australia. Yeah, that our athlete and our fucking stupid
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Speaker 2: country that thought sending her there would be a good
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Speaker 2: idea has gotten break dancing taken out of Sorry.
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Speaker 1: We're sorry for that. But also you're welcome for the
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Speaker 1: internet memes.
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Speaker 2: We've got to be when Australia is trying to be
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Speaker 2: part of the world in some way.
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Speaker 3: We don't feel like fighting any wars.
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Speaker 2: We don't feel like doing we don't feel like having
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Speaker 2: some weird presidential debates and having fucking Donald Trump running
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Speaker 2: for president.
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Speaker 1: We've got Reagun.
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Speaker 2: We've got something, all right, We've got Reagun and we're
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Speaker 2: gonna keep it at Regae exactly.
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Speaker 1: But Jake, what we wanted to start the episode with
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Speaker 1: today was something we've done before. It was so good
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Speaker 1: the first time we had to do it again. Yes,
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Speaker 1: this is best things to call your ex when you
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Speaker 1: see them in public, The best things to say to
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Speaker 1: your ex see them in public, Best things to say
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Speaker 1: to your X when you see them in public.
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Speaker 2: You shouldn't do. Best things to call your xem in public?
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Speaker 1: You go first, okay, my first one, new phone? Who's this?
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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one.
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Speaker 2: That's a good one. Best things to say to X
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Speaker 2: when you see them in public, you can tell you're
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Speaker 2: putting ground outfits together.
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Speaker 1: Now. I like that one because it makes you think like, oh,
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Speaker 1: oh wait, I look like shit. Don't tell me that.
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Speaker 2: I do like that one.
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Speaker 1: Intricate. Best things to say your X when you see
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Speaker 1: them in public? Nothing I hide.
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Speaker 3: I think you hide.
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Speaker 2: I actually also would I would like, like, as a
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Speaker 2: proper response to seeing someone in public, all of them,
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Speaker 2: I would hut all of them. Yeah. Yeah, I just
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Speaker 2: would prefer not to. Like if I saw them before
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Speaker 2: they saw me. If it was a thing where I
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Speaker 2: was like, oh, they were over there and it's like,
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Speaker 2: looks like we're gonna be going the same direction, I
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Speaker 2: would just like.
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Speaker 1: That's the superpower. No one talks about being able to
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Speaker 1: see someone before they see you, so you can hide.
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Speaker 2: Do I do it to everyone?
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Speaker 1: Always happens in like Coles or Wallly shopping center. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you're just like, yes, I don't want to talk
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Speaker 1: to you all I had down basket unpaying.
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Speaker 2: There's like three people in this world where if I
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Speaker 2: was to see them in.
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Speaker 1: Public, I would like actually actively be like I would
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Speaker 1: be like, okay, I'm going over and that's and that's you.
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Speaker 2: If I saw you in public, I'd do it to Jack.
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Speaker 1: And then like maybe I don't know one other person,
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Speaker 1: like so many people I would avoid.
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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Yeah. My my girlfriend asked me the other day,
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Speaker 2: she said, if we bumped into your ex, would you
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Speaker 2: tell me it's your ex? I'd be like, well, if
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Speaker 2: we bumped into her and like then she I left,
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Speaker 2: I'd be like I would be like, oh, that that
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Speaker 2: was my ex, but I'm not going to introduce her
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Speaker 2: as like oh this is my ex girlfriend meet bear,
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Speaker 2: best meet blah blah. Like and also I do anything
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Speaker 2: to avoid it.
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Speaker 1: I actually it happened to me once when we were
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Speaker 1: out like in the town. This was ages ago. I
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Speaker 1: might have been like twenty, and I was with another girl,
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Speaker 1: just coming out of Rondeau where you work. Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: then I saw my ex there and she like came
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Speaker 1: running over and gave me a hug, so I couldn't
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Speaker 1: avoid her. She was drunk, obviously, because she was in
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Speaker 1: the town and then I went fucking mute and was
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Speaker 1: so awkward with this other girl and then I was
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Speaker 1: just I was like trying to get out of the situation.
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Speaker 2: She was like talking.
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Speaker 1: I was like what even, I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and I was walking up. She's like, why was so weird.
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, that was my ex.
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Speaker 2: I Actually I fucking hate that if I saw my
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Speaker 2: ex in public and I was with a girl or
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Speaker 2: my girlfriend and she tried to hug me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the fucking I did, like the one arm like yep, thanks,
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Speaker 1: pat like didn't even. I was like yeah, because you
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Speaker 1: can't just like stand out like awkwardly like that, just like.
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Speaker 2: I would, honestly like I would want to purposely make
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Speaker 2: it awkward and be like fin and then and then
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Speaker 2: it's like a whole when you're at the moment.
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Speaker 1: But thinking back to now, it was bad. But I
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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, in the moment, it's hard. You
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Speaker 1: know who I did see the other day is your ex? Really?
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Speaker 2: And I was with my girlfriend. Yeah, we went we
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Speaker 2: were down and uh and uh we were walking like
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Speaker 2: past and I just went and I went like this
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Speaker 2: and like we saw each other and I was like, no,
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Speaker 2: I fuck, can't be bothered. And then when Beth and
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Speaker 2: I were pasted, we were waiting to get a coffee something.
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Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, see the girl and like that
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Speaker 2: jacket blah blah blah blah.
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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I saw what we're talking about
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Speaker 1: this now I saw your one. I told you in
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Speaker 1: the middle of fread again, didn't I? Yes, you did
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Speaker 1: tell me. The middle of the dance floor has to
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Speaker 1: be eighty thousand people.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Someone like taps me on the shoulder and he's.
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Speaker 3: Like oh e And I was like, you would have
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Speaker 3: been like this and you would have been like.
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Speaker 1: Oh no. Cassie was wigging because she's like who's that.
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Speaker 2: Like, did you fuck it?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly, that's when you fucked.
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Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, congrats on the pod and
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank enjoy the show. And I
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Speaker 1: just dipped into the most bit.
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Speaker 2: That's so funny. Yeah. I just was like this. I
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Speaker 2: just like there was people on the day when I
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Speaker 2: saw your ex, people that I would say I do,
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Speaker 2: and because they were talking to I was like, it's
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Speaker 2: can't be fucking. I can't be things to say to
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Speaker 2: your X when you see them in public. Wow, you
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Speaker 2: look so familiar. It's like looking at a chapter I've
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Speaker 2: already finished.
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Speaker 1: Oh I like that one. That's like coming to some knowledge.
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Speaker 2: So I want to know who's game enough?
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Speaker 1: This is that's behind the phone? Man? Like, what can
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Speaker 1: I say? Okay? Things that say to your X when
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Speaker 1: you see them in public? Eh, I feel like saying
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Speaker 1: you is like, is a roast on yourself because you
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Speaker 1: fucking dated them. True, but at one point you've come
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Speaker 1: to your senses.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, at one point you found them.
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Speaker 1: Who's when you say, like, when you're walking, how's it going?
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Speaker 1: That's what you do to yourself.
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Speaker 2: Things to say to your ACT when you see them
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Speaker 2: in public. Did the sewers flood bringing a little rats up?
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Speaker 1: That's me. That's also insulting yourself. You used to live
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Speaker 1: the shoes there?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Things to say to your AX when you see them in public,
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Speaker 1: watch out you've been cursed.
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Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah, that's a good one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I've always imagined like those girls, those little dolls,
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Speaker 1: like pringing him with little pins man like that.
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Speaker 2: Every time I get a random pain, I think someone's
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Speaker 2: doing that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's always like, oh it's you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how you need stuff from running.
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Speaker 3: That's you.
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Speaker 1: I've got a pin at home and your knee, you're
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Speaker 1: my other knee started hurting the other day just walking
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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is not good.
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Speaker 2: This is not a good signe.
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Speaker 1: I wonder what.
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Speaker 3: Stop it.
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Speaker 2: Things to say to your ax when you see them
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Speaker 2: in public, I love you come back.
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Speaker 1: At least she's honest. At least some paper are honest
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Speaker 1: and they're in love with her. I love you, baby,
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Speaker 1: please come back. Okay, this one's good. I might play,
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Speaker 1: but not things to sadi X when you see them
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Speaker 1: in public. I saw one and.
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Speaker 2: It was like, did you finally get your mom to date? No?
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Speaker 2: Did your mom finally get you to date her? Because
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Speaker 2: like you know how some guys just like such mama's
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Speaker 2: boys and like their mom does everything for them, like
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Speaker 2: just doats on them.
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Speaker 1: And is that a massive turnoff for like you made
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Speaker 1: a nice guy's got these perfect yodo his house, say
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Speaker 1: he still lives his parents, he's young whatever, and then
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Speaker 1: like his mom like brings him food and like his
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Speaker 1: bedroom's are macculate, like oh school, he's really he's a
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Speaker 1: clean guy. But then his mom's like just put some
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Speaker 1: clothes away. No, that has to be the biggest turnoff,
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Speaker 1: I reckon, surely, surely that's some people like it. Like
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Speaker 1: my relationship with his mom.
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Speaker 2: My younger brother in Canada. My mom does so much
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Speaker 2: for him, and I just know I would have been
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Speaker 2: the same, Like it's the best thing ever, The best
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Speaker 2: thing that happened to me. It was moving here because
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Speaker 2: my dad. My dad didn't rate, like he didn't have
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Speaker 2: me full time from like you know, three till fucking twelve. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and so like him and I have a good relationship,
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Speaker 2: but it's not like a doughty like him does everything
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Speaker 2: for me. It's a bit of independence. So like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was like semi some independence when he got me.
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Speaker 2: And so the best thing ever happened to me, I reckon,
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Speaker 2: he were.
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Speaker 1: The worst thing that ever happened to me. Well, when
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Speaker 1: your mom stops making your lunch for it of the days,
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Speaker 1: I used to not eat it, and she used to
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Speaker 1: get so mad at me. So I used to start
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Speaker 1: throwing it out because I didn't want it to get
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Speaker 1: mad at me, and so then it looked like I
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Speaker 1: was eating it, and so then I was wasting food.
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Speaker 2: I don't think she ever found out, but I used
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Speaker 2: to throw.
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Speaker 1: Away mental spoons that she would put in for yogurt,
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Speaker 1: and she used to get so fucking many kids threw
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Speaker 1: away their lunches.
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Speaker 2: Hey, oh yeah, and do you remember trade? Did she
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Speaker 2: have she trade with kids?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I used to trade like good. I always had.
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Speaker 1: My mom was like a health freak, so I had
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Speaker 1: like she definitely want apples and just like sandwiches. So
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Speaker 1: I never got to trade of anyone.
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Speaker 2: Fuck you, No one wouldn't wanted to. I remember that
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Speaker 2: I moved to Australia, right and Kate, my stepmum. She
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Speaker 2: made my lunch and I think I may have gotten
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Speaker 2: to like I think it was like year seven. Actually
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Speaker 2: I started to not fully eat what she was making,
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Speaker 2: and I think it maybe it was like one or
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Speaker 2: two times and she was like, you're making.
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Speaker 1: Your own any chance they get.
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Speaker 2: I used to just pack the shittest things.
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Speaker 3: Impact the word.
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Speaker 1: Things.
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Speaker 2: Things to say to your X when you see them
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Speaker 2: in public, interesting, character development.
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Speaker 1: Interesting, I see, whey you've gone down this way, hopefully
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Speaker 1: you come back. Things to say to your X when
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Speaker 1: you see them in public, love my kiss.
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Speaker 2: That would be especially if they were with a new girl.
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Speaker 2: Could you imagine the fight they're about to have if
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Speaker 2: you got.
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Speaker 1: Cheated on or something and you saw him with a
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Speaker 1: new girl, would play tricks like that, Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Send him.
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Speaker 1: I'd be sending him nudes on start Chat and he's
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Speaker 1: opening them and she's there, maybe fucking with him.
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Speaker 2: Things to say to your X when you see them
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Speaker 2: in public.
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Speaker 1: Tour, isn't that himplying like giving him head? Though?
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Speaker 2: I mean yes, but I think it's fine.
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Speaker 1: It would be better. It's just like spit on him.
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Speaker 2: Actually she meant that actually spinning on him, spit on
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Speaker 2: that team.
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Speaker 1: Things say you're X when you see him in public. Oh,
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Speaker 1: nice to meet you, just forgetting a.
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Speaker 2: Try that?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good again.
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Speaker 2: Things to say X when you see them in public.
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Speaker 2: I thought you're supposed to glow up after a break.
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Speaker 1: It is funny seeing the people who like go to
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Speaker 1: the gym grind himself find himself and other people turn
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Speaker 1: to food and drinking. I do my last one, but
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Speaker 1: last one. Things have said your X when you see
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Speaker 1: them in public?
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Speaker 3: WHOA?
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Speaker 1: I thought I unsubscribed what it's like only man? I
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Speaker 1: wanted to actually talk about that hok twig girl.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's her name?
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Speaker 1: Like?
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Speaker 2: Hailey? I think she has like fully become like a
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Speaker 2: fucking influencer, a famous person.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said five minutes of fame, but it's laughing
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Speaker 1: Hopefully she doesn't. Surely not, Like she's going on podcasts.
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Speaker 2: She's because she.
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Speaker 1: Gets views, but everyone's playing on the fact, Like how
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Speaker 1: is this working?
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Speaker 2: I want to know how people are still like getting
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Speaker 2: views but because of it, I don't know, Like she
13:38
Speaker 2: must be doing Paul's podcast really yeah, like big people. Wow,
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Speaker 2: she's like a manager would have jumped on that straight away, like, Okay,
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Speaker 2: there's a way to capitalize on this.
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Speaker 1: We need to start going out to those like public
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Speaker 1: things people go and start going like sands and random stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, Like, I bet she's more famous than the
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Speaker 2: person doing the interview. Yeah, interview did that first time
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Speaker 2: where she goes to us, but on that thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and like he was like, whoa went super viral. She's
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Speaker 2: way more famous than that guy. She's millions of follow
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Speaker 2: us on Instagram. Instagram millions.
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Speaker 1: She didn't even she didn't have Instagram before it.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah she didn't.
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Speaker 2: She she she had deleted social media and had to
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Speaker 2: get it back because of how fucking she.
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Speaker 1: Worked on like a saw mill or something. I don't
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Speaker 1: even know what that is? What like some type of farm.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she worked at a saw mill. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like the only thing I am I worry about in
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Speaker 1: those cases is like so right now, she's one of
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Speaker 1: those people that is doesn't need to go viral for
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Speaker 1: personality or anything like that. Currently she goes viral because
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Speaker 1: of her face. Right, But how long does that last?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, I've always said that as like
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Speaker 1: an influencer, some people, I think you have to offer
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Speaker 1: something entertainment value, where some people just rely purely on
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Speaker 1: them they don't offer anything. I've always said that you've
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Speaker 1: got to offer something. That's what makes you a good influencer.
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Speaker 1: That's why the people who are good, like they offer entertainment,
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Speaker 1: they offer tips, or they offer health and beauty tips
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Speaker 1: or something like. James Charles is good. Offer makeup something he.
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Speaker 2: Offered, you know what. He's funny, Like I think I
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Speaker 2: think the day and age of hating James Charles needs
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Speaker 2: to end because he actually is a funny.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's genuinely funny. He offers something. Yeah, but some
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Speaker 1: people don't. Like some people just stand there and go yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm famous like me.
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Speaker 2: Didn't he get canceled?
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Speaker 1: I can't remember what he got canceled for.
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Speaker 2: He got canceled for something, and he's like still going. Also,
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Speaker 2: here's the thing about canceling. He I think he obviously
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Speaker 2: just kept posting and kind.
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Speaker 1: Of is just like, well, the internet forgets about things
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Speaker 1: like a week, two weeks, a month goes past, like
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Speaker 1: if they can come back, it depends.
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Speaker 2: On many Like canceling's going on right now.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, we're canceled culture.
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Speaker 2: The culture.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, part of our culture was canceled. People love to
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Speaker 1: jump on the bandwagon.
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Speaker 2: He was canceled for sending nudes to a sixteen year old. Okay,
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Speaker 2: that's fair enough. Charles says he was misleading to believe
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Speaker 2: in the boy was eighteen. Okay, James like him again,
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Speaker 2: retracked what we said.
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Speaker 3: Maybe funny but not a good dude.
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Speaker 1: Moving on, Moving on.
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Speaker 2: Alrighty guys, we've got a dilemma for today's episode. If
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Speaker 2: you want to submit a dilemma, the link in the
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16:27
Speaker 2: plan on traveling around oz next year and taking a
16:31
Speaker 2: year off work. After this, we hope to be posted together. However,
16:36
Speaker 2: I've been thinking maybe I should ask him to move
16:39
Speaker 2: to me and we wait another year before traveling. Is
16:42
Speaker 2: it selfish to ask him to move to me. I
16:45
Speaker 2: believe it will align better if we travel in twenty
16:47
Speaker 2: twenty six, and think him moving will be easier than
16:50
Speaker 2: me moving back to him. Do I ask him to
16:53
Speaker 2: move or stick with the original plan of traveling in
16:55
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. Ps. We are both in defense, which
16:58
Speaker 2: is why it's harder to move and post together. Love
17:01
Speaker 2: the partty, thanks in advance.
17:03
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, So two army lovers army lovers? Yes? Interesting?
17:09
Speaker 1: What's wrong with asking him to just say come house
17:12
Speaker 1: up with me?
17:13
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe she's a little scared because like
17:16
Speaker 2: they had a plan to travel in twenty twenty five
17:19
Speaker 2: and then.
17:20
Speaker 1: Which said it makes more sense if they do it
17:22
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six. I'm sure if she breaks down.
17:24
Speaker 1: I assumes the logistics of money and something or her job,
17:27
Speaker 1: like if we stick around for another year, I can
17:29
Speaker 1: make an extra thirty grand and then we're safer or something.
17:31
Speaker 2: I don't know.
17:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, but as a guy, how would you take it?
17:34
Speaker 1: I think maybe she's playing on the fact that, like
17:36
Speaker 1: she's the girl, the girl dynamic in the relationship and
17:39
Speaker 1: like olden day times are like, oh, you gotta move
17:43
Speaker 1: to the guy's job. Is that that could be what's
17:45
Speaker 1: playing on a little bit.
17:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think with I think basically, so obviously,
17:50
Speaker 2: so she wants to postpone traveling for a year and
17:54
Speaker 2: then not live away from each other for a full
17:57
Speaker 2: year though, because if they got posted together in twenty
18:00
Speaker 2: twenty five, happy days. But she said that I think
18:03
Speaker 2: it's a low chance, so she would want him to
18:05
Speaker 2: move to where she is. Yeah, so obviously they're not
18:09
Speaker 2: apart for another full year. I'm trying to think how
18:11
Speaker 2: I would feel if like I had all these plans
18:13
Speaker 2: to travel in twenty twenty five and then my missus
18:16
Speaker 2: was like, oh, can we just postpone it a year?
18:19
Speaker 2: I would be like why, Like, what's the real? Yeah,
18:21
Speaker 2: if it's real, and if all it really means is like, oh,
18:24
Speaker 2: just a line's better, I'd be like, no, you need
18:25
Speaker 2: a better reason.
18:27
Speaker 1: It would be hard to hear, especially if you like
18:28
Speaker 1: got in your head like I'm grinding this year and
18:30
Speaker 1: then I want to travel next year. Yeah, but it's
18:32
Speaker 1: also like it's hard to hear, like you've taken away
18:35
Speaker 1: he's traveling for the year, but then you've also asked
18:38
Speaker 1: him to move as well, which is like two birds
18:41
Speaker 1: of one stone.
18:41
Speaker 2: It was kind of double whammy. Yeah, it's kind of
18:43
Speaker 2: like asking him.
18:45
Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to travel because it doesn't suit me,
18:48
Speaker 1: and it suits me better if you move here. Like
18:52
Speaker 1: that's a bit if he is, I.
18:52
Speaker 2: Feel like you'd want to meet in the middle, right, Yeah,
18:54
Speaker 2: so it's like I'd like to postpone traveling for a year,
18:58
Speaker 2: but in saying I would like to move to you,
19:03
Speaker 2: So then that's fair. Likes, how is it fair otherwise?
19:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it doesn't always have to be fair. But
19:10
Speaker 1: it's also like if your reason isn't that legit, it
19:12
Speaker 1: is a bit it's hard. It would be hard to hear.
19:14
Speaker 1: This guy's got in his head like I'm traveling next year,
19:16
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, no, we don't want to do that,
19:18
Speaker 1: and can you move to me? But that might work
19:20
Speaker 1: in his favorite because he's already planned to leave the
19:22
Speaker 1: job for that year, so we could get posted where
19:24
Speaker 1: she is.
19:25
Speaker 2: That's a good point if he's an open.
19:26
Speaker 1: Guy, but also that's how guys would hear You're like, oh,
19:28
Speaker 1: so both things. It's just on you that what you
19:31
Speaker 1: want to do.
19:31
Speaker 2: Maybe you could start it off with just like just
19:34
Speaker 2: asking him.
19:35
Speaker 1: I think the first thing you should attack with him
19:38
Speaker 1: is whether or not he's okay with not traveling this
19:40
Speaker 1: year and doing it next year. And if he's okay
19:42
Speaker 1: with that, then have the other dilemma, and that should
19:45
Speaker 1: be more open to meet in the middlewalk both go
19:47
Speaker 1: somewhere together, or he goes to you, or you go
19:48
Speaker 1: to him. Actually tackle one at a time, not both
19:50
Speaker 1: at the same time, because if he hears both them, he's
19:51
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh sick.
19:53
Speaker 2: Like yeah shit. Maybe actually that's is a good plan.
19:56
Speaker 2: Maybe you could just say I was going to say.
19:59
Speaker 2: You could even just kind of just ask him, just
20:02
Speaker 2: just just say to him like, oh, I want to
20:04
Speaker 2: do this, oh and I want you to move to me,
20:06
Speaker 2: and then just see what he says. But you can't
20:09
Speaker 2: really like argue against the fact that if he was like, look,
20:11
Speaker 2: that's a little selfish. You can't be like, no, it's not.
20:14
Speaker 2: I can be like, I know it is, I'm sorry,
20:16
Speaker 2: I'm asking a lot.
20:17
Speaker 1: If he's got in his head that he wants to
20:18
Speaker 1: travel next year and not wait and doesn't want to
20:21
Speaker 1: move to you. I think another appropriate strategy will be like, Okay,
20:24
Speaker 1: I can go traveling, but then after you come to me.
20:27
Speaker 1: That seems fair too, like it's working with two parties.
20:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like confused. I think it's like pretty
20:33
Speaker 2: like so, I've been doing long distance since the start
20:36
Speaker 2: of twenty twenty four. We plan on traveling around US
20:38
Speaker 2: next year and taking a year off work after this.
20:41
Speaker 2: We hope to be posted together. However, I'm thinking maybe
20:45
Speaker 2: I should ask him to move to me and we
20:47
Speaker 2: wait another year before traveling. So she's just I don't
20:51
Speaker 2: think is it like a I believe it will align
20:54
Speaker 2: better if we travel in twenty twenty six, and I
20:56
Speaker 2: think him moving will be easier than me moving back
20:59
Speaker 2: to him. So he's sozer four like it does genuinely
21:03
Speaker 2: just sound like she just doesn't want to leave where
21:05
Speaker 2: she is, yeah, and just just wants to wait til
21:08
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. Yeah, so like look in our heads
21:12
Speaker 2: saying it out loud and thinking about it. Yes, it's selfish,
21:16
Speaker 2: Like it is a bit selfish. There's nothing wrong with
21:18
Speaker 2: asking because if he's totally okay with it, then he's
21:20
Speaker 2: totally okay with it.
21:21
Speaker 1: But if he's not okay with it, you gotta be
21:23
Speaker 1: okay with understanding why he's not okay.
21:25
Speaker 2: You have to be okay with compromising.
21:26
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah, yeah, Like you got his life,
21:29
Speaker 1: like he might like where he.
21:30
Speaker 2: Is, Yeah, like what if he likes yeah, because like
21:32
Speaker 2: all of twenty twenty four he's been like working and traveling,
21:36
Speaker 2: so not working and saving and being away from you
21:38
Speaker 2: to be able to do that, so then he can
21:40
Speaker 2: spend a whole year with you in twenty twenty six, sorry,
21:42
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five to travel, and so he's like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
21:45
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
21:46
Speaker 1: You gotta understand like relationships or work and it's like
21:48
Speaker 1: it's two parties. Some people like you got to put
21:51
Speaker 1: yourself first sometimes, but you also have to know when
21:53
Speaker 1: to compromise. This might be one of those times compromise.
21:56
Speaker 2: Just definitely be ready to compromise. Ye don't try and
21:59
Speaker 2: like get tim into anything, because I think it's not
22:01
Speaker 2: really fair because just because it sounds like literally and
22:04
Speaker 2: initially the whole thing could maybe be like, oh, she
22:06
Speaker 2: didn't save enough money, so she's like I can't travel
22:07
Speaker 2: on touch Yeah, yeah, just don't. He'll have the same
22:10
Speaker 2: reaction with us.
22:11
Speaker 1: He's like, oh if you say both things at the
22:12
Speaker 1: same time, and he's just like nah. He's like, if
22:14
Speaker 1: you say I can't travel when you can, you come
22:17
Speaker 1: to me and be like, oh fuck shit, be like let.
22:20
Speaker 2: Me think about it. You might come back and be like, look,
22:21
Speaker 2: that's just not fair, and you'll have to be like, okay, yeah, yeah,
22:24
Speaker 2: I was testing.
22:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck though. All right, Jake, I've come up
22:36
Speaker 1: with a new game. I want to see how it goes.
22:38
Speaker 1: I've asked you to play along, and it you're ablett
22:40
Speaker 1: list too. I'm ready for him, mate, But the game
22:42
Speaker 1: is stay silent till you hear a better gesture than
22:46
Speaker 1: opening the car door for your date. Okay, I said, silent, Mate, Okay,
22:54
Speaker 1: so stay silent. We hear a better gesture and opening
22:56
Speaker 1: the car door for your date. Beep texting I'm here
23:03
Speaker 1: late night, text saying you want to come over, drive
23:08
Speaker 1: through date, mac is or KFC, come on man, cleaning
23:12
Speaker 1: your car before a date. Flowers chocolates, Oh we're close,
23:21
Speaker 1: a handwritten note.
23:22
Speaker 3: Ah, that one was good. We got him. He started
23:29
Speaker 3: off with the I was like, that's stupid.
23:31
Speaker 1: I was seeing where you lied.
23:33
Speaker 2: Was there any more in there?
23:34
Speaker 1: My last one was making a playlist for her one.
23:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were both. It was like I was like,
23:39
Speaker 2: flowers is very fad fought.
23:41
Speaker 1: Flowers might get you, I thought, But I also think
23:43
Speaker 1: that girls kind of like they really appreciate. If you
23:47
Speaker 1: went to pick a girl up, you gave her flowers,
23:49
Speaker 1: she would have been like, oh.
23:51
Speaker 2: And then and then open the car door for her
23:53
Speaker 2: as well.
23:53
Speaker 1: She alot of been like and then there's a note
23:55
Speaker 1: with chocolates on her.
23:56
Speaker 3: Yeah.
23:56
Speaker 2: See, that just makes it.
23:58
Speaker 1: Next time someone's going on a you should do that.
24:00
Speaker 1: I I might even do that this next time. I
24:03
Speaker 1: just take Beth on a date. I don't listen to
24:05
Speaker 1: this even if you've been in, like I feel like
24:07
Speaker 1: once you get in, you've been dating for a while,
24:08
Speaker 1: I saw that romance is out of the equation. But
24:11
Speaker 1: she'd always has come about every once in a while,
24:12
Speaker 1: do all those things you always do more romantic things
24:15
Speaker 1: in like the dating phase. Yeah, you do the honeymoon
24:17
Speaker 1: phase to keep them going.
24:18
Speaker 2: You're trying to court them.
24:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you got one now?
24:21
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, okay, Odie, stop me when I say
24:26
Speaker 2: a better comeback, then I know you are? But what
24:29
Speaker 2: am I? Okay, congratulations, You've achieved the perfect level of annoying.
24:38
Speaker 2: Your opinion is like a broken pencil, pointless. I'd say
24:43
Speaker 2: you're a genius, but I'm not a liar. If ignorance
24:48
Speaker 2: is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. Did
24:54
Speaker 2: you come up with that insult yourself or did you
24:56
Speaker 2: have help? Well, hey, at least I'm not the one
25:02
Speaker 2: who smells like poop. You had a couple of borderlines.
25:11
Speaker 1: Man, you can't lose an argument if you say that
25:17
Speaker 1: I was last night Johanna was.
25:19
Speaker 2: I don't know.
25:20
Speaker 1: I don't know how I started thing. I just started
25:23
Speaker 1: like basically, she said there's no better come back than like,
25:27
Speaker 1: I know you? What am I?
25:29
Speaker 2: And I was like, but what if you said to
25:30
Speaker 2: someone at least I don't smell like poop?
25:32
Speaker 1: And I couldn't stop laughing? Is that the last one? Yet?
25:34
Speaker 2: I had one more, and it's I'd say, you're a
25:36
Speaker 2: few sandwiches short of a picnic, but I wouldn't want
25:39
Speaker 2: to insult picnics.
25:40
Speaker 1: That one would have got me.
25:42
Speaker 2: I thought that was so good that I'm so happy
25:44
Speaker 2: to poop on that.
25:47
Speaker 1: I love your sense of him right, I need to
25:49
Speaker 1: do with poop and it just gets it.
25:51
Speaker 3: I don't know why. I just like can't.
25:52
Speaker 2: I'm so keen to use it.
25:54
Speaker 1: Like why do we stop saying I know you are?
25:57
Speaker 1: I feel like that was like a thing we stopped day.
26:00
Speaker 2: I feel like that's such a ship one like it.
26:01
Speaker 2: It's so hard to come back from it because like
26:04
Speaker 2: even if you insulted someone and they said, I know
26:05
Speaker 2: you are, but what am I and you said, like poop.
26:09
Speaker 1: You still haven't and you'd be like like what, I'll
26:12
Speaker 1: get all self conscious and stuff. Okay, my next one,
26:16
Speaker 1: stay silent until you hear a better nickname than babe, Blueberry, muffin, Snookels, cupcake, Honey, Boo,
26:33
Speaker 1: boot Tang, pooky baby a pickle let go. I liked
26:44
Speaker 1: boutang Yeah, I was scared.
26:46
Speaker 3: I was getting scared.
26:48
Speaker 1: Sound sexy.
26:49
Speaker 2: I like boutan fucking hell.
26:54
Speaker 1: I mean, I call be pickle. Do you actually call
26:56
Speaker 1: it like pickle buck? Behind closed doors? Do you do
26:58
Speaker 1: anything else behind clothes?
26:59
Speaker 2: Pick If I'm in like a moode, I do say baby. Yeah.
27:06
Speaker 1: Lately I've been calling her like I think Pooky is
27:10
Speaker 1: like cringej obviously a joke.
27:12
Speaker 2: It works in so many context as though. So but
27:15
Speaker 2: I've I've I've developed one. I didn't even develop it.
27:18
Speaker 2: I just don't know why I just started saying it.
27:20
Speaker 2: It's just like one letter off Pooky and I call
27:22
Speaker 2: her poopy poopy.
27:24
Speaker 1: I just.
27:27
Speaker 3: I call her poopy.
27:29
Speaker 1: She's probably like, what the hell is that? I call
27:32
Speaker 1: Cassie Pooks? Yeah, and Pooquet. I don't mind Pooks and
27:34
Speaker 1: Pouquette poquet because I'm Pooky and she's Poquet.
27:37
Speaker 2: Poquet's actually a good one. I think Pouquette is better
27:39
Speaker 2: than Pooky. Yeah, Pouquet, way you better. My next second question,
27:46
Speaker 2: I love pooh Yeah for some reason. Quote quote Jake,
27:50
Speaker 2: I love poop. It's probably the best time of your
27:54
Speaker 2: day you go to the toilet quality mean time. I
27:57
Speaker 2: think you'll like this one though. Getting ready, stop me
28:01
Speaker 2: when I say a better way to tell someone I've
28:03
Speaker 2: got to go take a ship, all right, So sorry,
28:10
Speaker 2: so stop me when I say a better way to
28:12
Speaker 2: tell someone You've got to go take a ship. Then
28:14
Speaker 2: I'm just going to drop the kids off at the pool. Okay,
28:19
Speaker 2: I'm going to unload some baggage. I'm going to I'm
28:25
Speaker 2: going to paint the town brown. I'm off to see
28:31
Speaker 2: a man about a dog. Just got to go grow
28:34
Speaker 2: a tail. I need to go answer nature's call. I'm
28:42
Speaker 2: going to visit the poor. I'm going to make a
28:48
Speaker 2: deposit at the outhouse. Oh love, I just gotta go
28:52
Speaker 2: pinch one off. That's good, that's my favorite. I say
28:57
Speaker 2: that to Beth, and she's like, you stop saying, pitch
28:59
Speaker 2: one off my last one. You're gonna like it's I'm
29:02
Speaker 2: going to attend some personal business like that.
29:08
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some me time. There's nothing bag going
29:12
Speaker 1: to do a number two on your phone and actually
29:13
Speaker 1: getting some business done. Just watching some tiktoks.
29:16
Speaker 2: I quite liked these. Actually, I'm glad that I did
29:19
Speaker 2: all these because now I've got like old a new thing.
29:22
Speaker 2: But I've been saying, I don't know why I've been saying,
29:24
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go pinch one off that hates it.
29:27
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I said. I think I
29:28
Speaker 1: was the toilet like my for some reason, like my
29:31
Speaker 1: favor I have with your humans.
29:32
Speaker 2: Just randomly, I just like making her uncomfortable, like squirmish
29:37
Speaker 2: a little squirmish, like I've have to take a piss. Yeah,
29:40
Speaker 2: I'll be like I just got to take a piss
29:41
Speaker 2: out of my doodle. I don't know why.
29:46
Speaker 1: Why. I'm happy you found someone in the same sense
29:51
Speaker 1: of humor as you. Man, I think she does. I
29:54
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone does similar enough, you similar enough?
30:06
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you very much for listening. We're
30:09
Speaker 1: gonna finish with a song, Twinkle Twinkle.
30:13
Speaker 3: Little Star.
30:15
Speaker 1: How I wonder what you are up above the world,
30:20
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