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Son of a Boy Dad #161 LIVE (1/3/24) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 8: Down a private jet trip over the holiday over the
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  Speaker 8: Oh god, have you heard of that place? No it's
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  Speaker 8: supposed to be nice. Someone offered us a ride on
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  Speaker 8: a jet and we turned it down because lodging would
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  Speaker 8: have cost for four nights. It would have cost us
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  Speaker 8: three thousand dollars. And I had to tell this person
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  Speaker 8: we can't come because of three thousand dollars, which would
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  Speaker 8: have about That would have been about I would think
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  Speaker 8: four minutes of flight time.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, that's insane telling someone.
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  Speaker 8: I should have lied, but I just felt like, being honest.
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  Speaker 1: You told him the dead honest truth.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I was almost worried that this guy was going
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  Speaker 8: to be like, we'll just cover it, and then I
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  Speaker 8: would have had to be like, no, I can't let
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  Speaker 8: you do that as a man, but I would have.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking sweet that he was even offering to
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  Speaker 1: put you on a big jet plane out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 8: Man. Private jets have just sort of become they're they're
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  Speaker 8: just happening. I don't know where this happened. I have,
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  Speaker 8: you know, it's not really a thing in my life.
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  Speaker 8: And then all of a sudden, I.
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  Speaker 1: Talked to a dude on New Year's that was like
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm now. I just bought a plane with three
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  Speaker 1: of my buddies a six seater plane and like, I
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  Speaker 1: just flied around. It's like my new hobby. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: what world are we fucking living in? The dudes are
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  Speaker 1: just copping planes casually.
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  Speaker 8: It's crazy. Planes are really ridiculous, man, private jets.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to promote that this is.
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  Speaker 1: The biggest SaaS bait conversation ever, and you're not taking.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to promote the show. Sorry, I fucking
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  Speaker 4: care about it. We were all done with what's going
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  Speaker 4: on with the Epstein flight logs? Are they actually ever
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  Speaker 4: gonna put it out? Is Jimmy Kimmel tophile? But it's
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  Speaker 4: been supposed to be coming out.
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  Speaker 1: We said that Kimmel is not on it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's interesting. He would know me and me and
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  Speaker 4: Mouk were playing video games last night and we were
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  Speaker 4: cracking up over you guys have seen succession, right, yes,
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  Speaker 4: you know how like you know when the whole cruise
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  Speaker 4: thing is happening and they're throwing Tom to the dogs
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  Speaker 4: and they're like, he's gonna have to take the fall
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  Speaker 4: for us and go to jail. And we were talking
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  Speaker 4: about how like really all the Epstein flatlogs, they only
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  Speaker 4: really need like one big person to be like hole
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  Speaker 4: for people to be like, holy shit, that's crazy. And
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  Speaker 4: we were saying it would be so fucking funny if
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  Speaker 4: they released a list and it was the only person
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  Speaker 4: on the list was Jimmy Kimmel seven hundred times, and
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  Speaker 4: they were like Epsteine honestly didn't really even know what
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  Speaker 4: was going on. It was mostly Kimmel behind it.
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  Speaker 1: Kim Will just wanted to. He was using it as
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  Speaker 1: his own personal charter jet like Taylor Swift. He directly
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  Speaker 1: made a hole in the ozone layer because of how
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  Speaker 1: voracious his appetite for pedophilia was.
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  Speaker 4: Epstein, there's like fucking they released tapes and Epstein's like,
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  Speaker 4: I was actually a huge Kimmel fan. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 4: bind him at the island.
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  Speaker 1: Initially I tried, I tried to get the Original Man
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  Speaker 1: Show cast out there.
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  Speaker 4: The next thing I know, he's fucking kids, like Kimmel,
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  Speaker 4: What the hell's going on?
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  Speaker 1: He asked if he could bring some of his friends.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was a junior high school class.
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  Speaker 8: You're supposed to.
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  Speaker 4: Be doing comedy for us, not fucking kids. That would
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  Speaker 4: be so funny, dude, if he's making those tweets, being
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  Speaker 4: like I had nothing to do with the Epstein flights,
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  Speaker 4: and then it's just fucking Jimmy Kimmel seven hundred flights
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  Speaker 4: him just lying.
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  Speaker 1: He was just running up and down the aisles of
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  Speaker 1: the private plane, just completely alone.
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  Speaker 8: But he was like, what the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Is he doing?
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  Speaker 4: Here's here's a question interventions for Jimmy Kimmel.
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  Speaker 8: The kids.
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  Speaker 1: He's like the voice of reason.
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  Speaker 8: This has gone too far, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 4: Ever, he actually tried to stop him.
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  Speaker 8: How to have been people that went on the plane
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  Speaker 8: and got down there and we're like, oh, whoa, this
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  Speaker 8: is weird. Yeah, I can't really leave.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm sure once you once they're there, they're like,
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  Speaker 4: your fucking kids are we're killing you?
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  Speaker 1: Can we get the Wi Fi passwords? We want to
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  Speaker 1: call our own plane and they can't.
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  Speaker 8: They can't get This is fucks What are they gonna
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  Speaker 8: swim to the nearest commercial airport?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I would have done.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see what Jimmy Kimmel's doing with these kids?
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  Speaker 1: This is fucked Jeffrey, let us.
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  Speaker 4: Go, and Jeffrey, bring my family out here and your
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  Speaker 4: your fucking kids. The hell's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: You said, there's gonna be a barbecue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought.
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  Speaker 1: They were gonna we're gonna play wiffle ball with your
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  Speaker 1: secretaries and office workers.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here to spend a weekend on little Saint James Islands,
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  Speaker 4: not to be fucking kids.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's how Bill Gates must have been,
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  Speaker 1: because he was definitely on it, but him just getting
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  Speaker 1: out there and just being like nerdily like in the corner,
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  Speaker 1: like I guess all, fuck a kid.
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  Speaker 4: I could see Jimmy. I could see Bill Gates out
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  Speaker 4: there just like not even like zoning out, just sitting in.
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  Speaker 8: Going into a room with one of the kids and
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  Speaker 8: being like we're gonna make sounds, but we're not actually
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  Speaker 8: gonna do Yeah. Yeah, I could see how I got
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  Speaker 8: your back. And by the way, here's the free laptop.
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  Speaker 4: I could see him going into a room and just
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  Speaker 4: being like, check out the new Xbox series X.
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  Speaker 1: I could see him not being able to seal the
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  Speaker 1: deal going into the just like not knowing how to
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  Speaker 1: make a move, and the kids like weirded out away away.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's a this guy's a fucking he's not able
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  Speaker 1: to get it out.
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  Speaker 4: He's scrambling around looking for his blue choe in his pocket.
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  Speaker 4: He has worn an individual blue choe.
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  Speaker 1: He like drops down a grate.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to get down this great lowering himself
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  Speaker 1: down the grate.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, that's good ship.
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's fucking true too. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: that he was that he had any riz for the kids.
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  Speaker 4: I have a feeling the list is gonna come out
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  Speaker 4: and it's just gonna be all like fucking like rich
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  Speaker 4: lawyers or some ship that no one knows. It's yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's not gonna be what we want. It's not gonna
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  Speaker 4: be what we're looking for. It's not gonna be like
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  Speaker 4: fucking Obama and Oprah. And I don't even think Bill
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  Speaker 4: Clinton is going to be on any list. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think there's any way the US government is going to
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  Speaker 4: allow them to publish a list with a former president
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  Speaker 4: being like fucking kids on it.
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  Speaker 1: So trut what about Trump though, because I'm already seeing
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  Speaker 1: a million tweets where like Joe Biden had eighty one
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  Speaker 1: eighty one million votes in the election and was on
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  Speaker 1: the flat log zero times, Donald Trump had seventy four
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  Speaker 1: million votes and was on the flat log six times,
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  Speaker 1: like it's an electoral college vote, which is really how
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  Speaker 1: we should determine.
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  Speaker 4: The election based on who fucked kids less, who.
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  Speaker 1: Had the most state by state, who had the least
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  Speaker 1: kids fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, what a bad idea?
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  Speaker 8: Did I tell you guys that I'm reading? Uh some
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  Speaker 8: people need killing, which is about Roberto d. Tarte's killing
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  Speaker 8: program of the drug dealers in the Philippines.
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  Speaker 1: Oh uh, dude, that that is super interesting, that dude
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  Speaker 1: Duarte is one of the most interesting human beings a lot, dude,
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  Speaker 1: And that he's probably like a bad a bad bad guy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a bad guy. But when he left office,
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  Speaker 8: his approval rate, like popularity was like eighty six percent,
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  Speaker 8: and the country still loves him.
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  Speaker 1: Like the stories about out him riding up on a
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  Speaker 1: fucking the back of a motorcycle slowing people down who
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  Speaker 1: are drug dealers. This is the president, the leader of
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  Speaker 1: their country.
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  Speaker 8: Democratically elected of the Philippines.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds so though, that's badass.
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  Speaker 8: He's a huge motorcycle guy. His whole his whole thing
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  Speaker 8: was like I'm gonna kill everyone who does does.
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  Speaker 4: But that's how it used to be. It used to
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  Speaker 4: be like the president would be on the front lines,
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  Speaker 4: fucking fighting.
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  Speaker 8: I think you're thinking of kings.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe, but that's how it should be, Like like
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  Speaker 4: Joe Biden should be in Afghanistan. But I always wonder,
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  Speaker 4: always should be patrolling the streets. If you should be
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  Speaker 4: like a hall monitor walking down the streets of New
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  Speaker 4: York City.
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  Speaker 1: You always wonder what Frances.
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  Speaker 8: I wondered in medieval times when kings would fight on
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  Speaker 8: the front lines, the hassle, when they would just get
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  Speaker 8: hit by like a stray arrow and die to saying like,
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  Speaker 8: oh god, now we need to change.
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  Speaker 4: Every tame.
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  Speaker 8: Third row.
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  Speaker 4: I don't front in center.
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  Speaker 8: We wouldn't have lost respect if he was in the
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  Speaker 8: third row. At least he's here we can hear him.
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  Speaker 1: Genghis Khan wanted to fucking wave the flag and he
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  Speaker 1: fucking march into the reach.
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  Speaker 4: I like how they had It's like they have him
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  Speaker 4: like front and center. It's like a Wes Anderson movie,
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  Speaker 4: just dead symmetrical center. No one around, everyone is aiming
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  Speaker 4: for him.
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  Speaker 8: You know, he can do this speech before the charge
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  Speaker 8: where he runs along with his sword, yeah and the
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  Speaker 8: spears of everybody in the front. But just give him
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  Speaker 8: a slower horse so that everyone can get a little.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if like the fat fuck leaders of time
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  Speaker 1: had to, like if Winston Churchill had to be on
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  Speaker 1: like in in Valence Soul, Like if he if Winston Churchill,
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  Speaker 1: what was in like the Battle of the Bulge having
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  Speaker 1: to fight? How easy he would be to kill just
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, alcoholic sixty five year old.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because it would be like everyone would be going
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  Speaker 4: for that's like, oh shit, all we gotta do is
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  Speaker 4: kill that guy, ands over, you pick him out.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If Hitler was on the front lines, the war would
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  Speaker 4: have ended so much earlier than it did. That's true,
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  Speaker 4: because everyone would just be like sniping him.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he was a great soldier, though maybe he was
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  Speaker 1: just like John Wick. Hitler's just fucking like untouchable.
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  Speaker 4: Who was the last like leader of a country. I
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  Speaker 4: guess that dude in the Philippines to fucking like be
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  Speaker 4: on the front lines doing shit.
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  Speaker 8: That's to say he was on the front lines. I haven't.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm halfway through the book, but I think
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  Speaker 8: to Run's point, you know, they were they were going
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  Speaker 8: house to house with these death squads knocking on the
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  Speaker 8: door and someone would open the door and it was
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  Speaker 8: like are you Dave Johnson. Yeah, and they were like yeah,
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  Speaker 8: and they just shoot him and it's like, because we
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  Speaker 8: heard from your neighbor that you smoked a joint ones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a rough way to it was hard to
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  Speaker 1: find Dave Johnson in the Philippines.
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  Speaker 8: That guy stayed too long on his habitat for Humanity trip. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Picking out Dave Johnson out of a lineup in the
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  Speaker 4: Philippines has got to be pretty fucking easy.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody walks in and it's like five to three five
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  Speaker 1: three three six foot.
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  Speaker 8: Are you a man pack?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeaheah, No, Now I'm not Dave Johnson. You got me
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  Speaker 4: mixed up for another dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's another why guy. But I was watching like a
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  Speaker 1: translation of a Filipino battle rap because in the I
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  Speaker 1: just saw the stats. The Philippines has forty four battle
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  Speaker 1: raps uh that are over ten million views as opposed
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  Speaker 1: to like three from all the rest of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Filipino battle rap culture's fucking massive. They sell out the
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  Speaker 1: same stadium they had to throw in Manila.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: But the some of the quotes from the battle rap
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  Speaker 1: are like, you're like they're they're basically talking about like
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  Speaker 1: it was directly translated to like the do Tarte's oppressive
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  Speaker 1: drug regime or some shit like that. So it's still
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  Speaker 1: like a hot button issue that everyone's talking about in
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  Speaker 1: the streets.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, they know, they know about it. But he's
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  Speaker 8: very you know, someone made the points to me recently.
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  Speaker 8: They were like, people love dictators. They love them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: why because it's power, it's leadership, it's I can I am,
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  Speaker 8: I can say anything. He says like fuck all the
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  Speaker 8: time on TV. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill the people.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna kill people. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I guess there's no censorship if you're a dictator, they
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  Speaker 4: can't be like no.
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  Speaker 8: He makes great jokes. He like, he says whatever he
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: fucking wants.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: So he's like a goat podcast and people love.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like he would kill in Brooklyn.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a goat.
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: Edge killing sang Fest.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: What is his uh, what's the what's the book? Like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: what's the what's their kind of opinion on him?
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: It's written by a trauma journalist who was there covering
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: all the killings during the war, the drug war.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: If I was do you say, I actually don't know
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I'm killing the trauma journalists.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: Well, that's part of the problem. I think she's still
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: there now, but she's.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Still in the Philippines. Dude, he wrote the book, get
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: the fuck out. I'd be like hitting send on that
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: to the editor while in the air.
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I get the sense that this goes I'm still
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: I'm in his first.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Year of his president I think it's going to go poorly.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: Well. I think he starts becoming a little less selective
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: about who he's killing.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: He just starts killing. She's always got the hunger.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: I think he might get into political dissidence and journalists
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: who speak against him, et cetera.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: So maybe this book winds up with the author being dead.
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: As far as I know, she's still alive.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's like the Maconkey documentary. He's alive at the beginning,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and then or what's the other one? The Alpinist at
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the end of it, he just winds up dead.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was I've never had a plot twist like
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: that in a documentary.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Before where he's just there the whole time.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: He never once assumed that, like even considered the idea
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: of him being dead, because usually when they make those
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: documentary like what was the other one with the other dude,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: that was a free climber like that, so free soul, Yeah, Alex, Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: you like you don't assume that he's going to be dead. Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: he also died and like the world, he didn't even
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: die climbing. He died in an avalanche.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he died because he was doing drugs in the Philippines. Yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and it was an avalanche of cocaine. And then do
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Tarte kicked down the door like Rambo and fucking mowed
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: it down. Are you worried about the sound?
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: Brother? I am getting comments that are saying sounds.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Well, it's like cause you get the combination of people
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: who are just like trying to do what they do
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: to Jerry with like sounds in Spanish, which obviously the
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: sound is not in Spanish. But then like then the
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: people that really throwing off is the people who like
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: are actually seriously can news not here? They obviously know
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about the sounds, Like if I'm putting my
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: phone up to my ear.
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: Yes, stop have a heart people, first off, stop both
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: of you.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm separating to toddlers. Yeah, can you
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: guys cut it out and you put your phone.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Down, Well, it's just you gotta worry about it because
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: you know you don't want it to. This is more
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: for you, guys.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: I'm more just the let's hope for the best and
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: prepare for the worst.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then when the actual worst happens, it gets
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: very uncomfortable.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: We'll blame Pete.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Let's put that phone down and join us.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I'm more just now. I just watching the video just
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: to make sure that the runs smoothly.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: Got that there, but that's that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: That is no indication if it's run smoothly or not,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: because that's on the laptop. So we just haven't done that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: We haven't done the live from here in a while,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: so you know, you got to be You.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Think that people love dictators because they're just like in
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: an abusive relationship with them and they don't know that
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: they're being dictated. They don't know that they're taking dict.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sure like the first three months of a dictator
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: is like unreal. Everyone is like, dude, this guy is
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: the band mmm, like he's just killing all the.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Drug heal everyone's hands.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: This is awesome.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen a drug dealer in a while.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then eventually you go, you know what I'd
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: like to do right now, little joint.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't been able to get drugs. Has anyone
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: else not been able to get any drugs? But they're
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: just random hands chopped off in the street.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Oh man.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah. The dictator thing is interesting because I think
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: what it is is like it's always the guy who's like,
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: I'm not a politician, I'm a regular guy, but I'm
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: gonna do things my way, and.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: He wears like a bandana and like, holy fuck yeah,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: and he's not doing that politician thing of like being
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: careful about what he says.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Just comes out and he says like I'm gonna fucking.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Grab her by the pussy.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna do this.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: But so with a dictator is I guess the only
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: way that they can really be stop is if they're overthrown, right,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: and they're murdered by the people, Like how do you stop?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Like they don't vote.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I think traditionally the US sends in h a banana
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: repub chaps. Yeah, they put a banana republic in the
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: downtown and that changes everything.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that honestly makes sense. Throw a stock Bucks in there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: And people were like, why didn't fucking doun Tarde give
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: us one of these I'm starting to feel like he's
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: not looking out for us as much as he could
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: just get.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Addicted to fucking frappucinos and you're like, wait a second,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: this is better than drugs and stronger. You just start
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: getting pharmaceutical commercials.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: Or you get a medical marijuana facility.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone smuggles in a single michelobultra.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: This our family comes in. Yeah, fucking revolutionizes the country.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Tarte could have definitely given us these before, but he
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: feel like he's not looking out for our best interest.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And dictators are definitely on the most drugs. Like if
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: anyone's getting fucked up, it's like jose Coney.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't Hitler taking like ridiculous amounts of amphetamines?
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Everything, meth, testosterone, fucking uh. Definitely had the craziest wine collection.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely was like an absolute boozehound.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Becau. Doesn't that happen in uh in band
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: of Brothers when they go to doing they're in Germany?
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Don't was that his collection?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: It was one It was some Nazi leader connected collection.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's someone else.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they had like Nicks go in and take
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: his b Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I actually always had dreams of being allowed to
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: do that myself.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: That scene was pretty cool.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: It's like the Matrix when he says I need guns,
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: lots of guns. Instead it's wine and branding.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know where i'd start in that
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: situation if you just had all the best wine in
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: the world, Like, I don't even know what the fuck
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I'd look for.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: I'd need a lot of time, because I'll tell you what.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: I stopped at the New Hampshire State Discount Liquor Store.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, those things are fun on the way.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Back for Maine, and I needed a lot of time.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are fucking I remember I used to go
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: to Maine with one of my friends when I was
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: a kid, and their parents would stop at one of
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: those big at the Red Ones. They're like red red
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: sales tax yeah, and they're fucking huge. Yeah, and they
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: would be in there for like an hour, just buying
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: a ship ton of stuff for the week.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yep, we would go up to Maine, Dude, let's go
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: to Maine. I feel like it's an approachable It's a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Portland that we could get to.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, really good food scene in Portland.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Plus the ll Bean Store.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I would kill to go to that LBoN store.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Always there's a live trout pond in the center. They
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: opened up demonstrations over there.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. So I know where like bass pro shops
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: they have some stuff like that where you can like
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: test lures like this, Is that what it's for? Those
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: for testing.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Flaws teach people how to fly fish?
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Interesting?
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: I had a cast and catch and reel and all that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Imagine being one of those bass in captivity in a
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: fucking eight year old with like snotty fingers is trying
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to fucking catch you.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I think what they typically do in those when
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: they're like testing aliers is they don't put a hook
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: on it. So you know if you because you can
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: see the fish like there's like it's like an aquarium and.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So you just yank it around a little bit, can.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yank it around, then you see if the fish bites it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: But they mean they're always gonna if you have one
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: bass in a fucking cage and someone drops something into it,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: they're gonna take it every single time.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: If there's no hook, you don't reel it in.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: It's just more showing if the lure works and really
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: inside the pond in ll being Yeah, that's crazy, really
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: protective about trout.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: I'm not one hundred percent sure that what I just
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: said is true.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be pretty surprising if they were just
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: letting people hook the same trout repeatedly in ll bean.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that mouths are gonna look like a bad teenager. Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: so many piercings.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: That feels like pretty that Peter would be on top
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: of that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, l Bean was just there's just.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: One trout just getting hooked seventy times a day.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I saw I saw some pet protesters outside of a
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: first store on Newberry Street in Boston chanting about it. Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: and it made me want to go into the store
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: more and.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Buy a fur really did Yeah, or at least eat
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a fucking fat steak out front of it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: What do they say it here?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Bo're just you're just seeing us.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just checking us out.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: You're gonna need to get out of here and focus on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: What Why did you only get twenty minutes into same
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: talent special?
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: I was wondering the same thing.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't I see where the red bar is.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: I saw that, dude, I.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Mean, Francis, you would say that's a good special if
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: you're getting that far into it now.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: Finish special. Friend of the program.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen his stand up a thousand times. I have
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the benefits.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: You owe him the honor of letting it run at
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: the very least to the very end.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Sam, dude, I'm sorry, bro, you cam on
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: this show.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I didn't see either. You guys promote Sam Town special,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: my favorite friend of the.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Front of the podcast I'm trying to promote right now
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: promoted promoted the hell out of it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Sam is absolutely hysterical. Go listen to his special.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: I watched the first bit about the trans people. Yes,
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: finally a dude who gets it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: He's really fucking funny.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It's a classic. It's an instant classic, is how I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: calling it. But I finish every stand up special that
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I start because it might be some good ship at
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the end.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I watched the beginning of Chappelle's I thought it was funny.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen it yet, but I will.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: He doesn't touch on trans people, does he?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I thought that. I thought the way that he touched
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: on the trans people and this one was very But
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: then they people clipped it out on social media and
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: made it look like that was just like a bit.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: But it was like the whole point of it was
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: that it was a long story in the beginning, just
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: to like then be like that's how I feel about
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: trans people. And it was like, oh shit, already I
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: think that was like a joke, and then people clipped
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: it out to make it seem like it was just
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: like a one off joke. Fools, fucking fools, cools, just
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: putting a disgrace to the art.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, I want I uh, I want to talk about
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the Eagles. No, no, God, no.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Here we go.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: It would be more like bruh, buh.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Break the fucking thing.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we ass fucking technology boom. Try to pay for
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: half of that. You fucking ran off with most of
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the money.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: It would be so funny if you sent me the
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: money and I just got dog shit equipment?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Is this from five below? What's just five below?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I just got all of the worst shit. What is this?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Are these two tin cans with the wire in between them?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I just got this like telemarket or headsets. Plug them
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: into the fucking ox cord.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: The ones that you can get at like any gas station. Yeah,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I always do a sandwich restaurant that was selling like
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: fucking headsets yesterday. It's like, what the fuck you guys doing?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: But uh I want to uh I went to my
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: grandmom's funeral and uh do The level of unhinged that
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: my fucking.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Family was really was.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: So fucking funny. Dude, My four aunts are in a
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: fucking absolute war with each other, and they were they
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: were saying the fucking craziest and fucking nastiest stuff at
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: all times. It was the fucking It was like it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't even like it was a funeral. It was like
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it was a fucking episode of Game of Thrones. It
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: was just like everybody was at fucking absolute war. Like
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: my one aunt to another aunt who had just got
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: divorced from a guy was called Carl.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: She walked up my grandfather's name and she was like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: where's Carl?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Really said that that's hilarious.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: It would have been even funnier if you hadn't interjected
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: about your grandfather and your green named Carl, But.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It was his grandfather that she was married too. Oh really,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: my grandfather grandfather.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It was like, I don't know what I was thinking.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: It was just so uh okay, it was so embarrassing
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: and fucking like I just couldn't turn away from like
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: ants yelling at like fucking young cousins, like generations undressing
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: younger generations. At one point, like after the funeral, like
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: after party, we were like packed into a car and
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: we like stopped at my uncle's house and they like
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: ran around the back of the house and they came
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: out with my grandmom's ashes, and I was like, are
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: we still there? We talked to him, talked them. They
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: said that we could, but legitimately, and they just like
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: took them to another house, I legitimately, and there was
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: nobody home at the first house where they took them from.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Like I legitimately think that the stall.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Flat wild funeral.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: The funeral funerals are crazy like that, because you'd expect
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: you to be like, all right, it's a funeral, let's
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: put this all behind us for now.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And it was the opposite. Turned the feet up to
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: four fifty and we're fucking flaming each other.
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: Which is ironically not hot enough.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Was it? Was it a church?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It was that a church, but like uh, one side
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: like of the war like wanted to like take over
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the like the the church, like the planning of the service,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and they like hired like this, like like black choir
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: to like sing, and they like the other side was
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: so fucking pissed because they were no, not because they
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: were black, because they were basically doing the Sister Act
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: too soundtrack. They were just like, h it was And
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: then like it just took me completely out of the
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: moment because the other side was just like scoffing what
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: is and the ones who hired him were like pretending
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to like toe tap, that's so funny. It was so
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: fucking It was.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Just the most of your grandmother religious extremely Oh really,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: that's good because we had our we had my grandfather's
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: funeral at a Catholic church and not nobody in my
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: family is religious, and my grandma just for some reason
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: was like he was a very big follower of the church.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: So the whole dude, it was I like that halfway
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: through the mass, I like felt bad for the priest
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: because it was like it was literally like he was
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: on stage just eating a dick. No one knew what
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: we were this part were just supposed to repeat ship.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: We all were just looking around. He got to the
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: point where he'd have to be like, all right, you
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: can stand up now, Neil, now, Neil, because no one
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: gives and he's like, and I heard that Carl was
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: a weekly mascot. He probably had been to church in
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: twenty years.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's this was the opposite. It was like she
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: was super religious and then they made the whole ceremony
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like Lauren Hill and Simon and garfun songs. So she
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: had like specific hymn. Who's that like really meant a
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: lot to her? Oh man, And they did like a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: remix question of Amazing Grace. The choir was sick. But
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: they were also like filming each other there.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Oh really like never get to do this shit.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, wait, we have like an audience of
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: They're probably setting up the tripods.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely were.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: It was as a light of labs On.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking funny, dude. It was the amount
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: of deranged Irish Catholic behavior.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: That's crazy when you when you're not Catholic and you
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: go to a Catholic service and they tell you to
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: pray or they tell you to kind of take a
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: knee or any of the things and you do them.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: Is that heretical? No?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's like you're along
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: for the ride my dad.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: When my dad goes to church, he doesn't do any
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: But when they tell you to do the Eucharist, they say,
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: if you're not Catholic, you need to cross your arms
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: and receive a blessing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: And trust the person behind.
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah. So there is a separate assignment for those who
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: are not Catholic, which makes me wonder if when he
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: says peace be with you and you have to respond
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: and with your spirit and yeah, right, or any of
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: those things, or the like tap tap thing.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Or the where the Tyreek Hill of receiving gloves to church?
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, speaking of his house is on fire right now.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Tyreek Hill?
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Is he okay?
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: All right, did you see what hard knocks that he
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: got married and he's had he got married this season
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: on herd.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: And I has like six kids in between. Then if
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: you're going to talk a football, no one gives a ship. Yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: there's so much shit about Tyreek Hill and everyone like
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: even me, I'm like, he's the best.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who do you beat the shit out of?
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a couple of years ago. He's still
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: talk twenty two miles per hour. Because was it his
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: kids or was that that other. I think no, now
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I think there.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: Was a thief's hunt, Kareem Mariem hunt. What did he do?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know, break his son's arm. I think it
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: was like we don't really know true or not.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: It was a fair fight. It was it was a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Kansas City is a mutual combat.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: The bull you get the horns, Yeah, try to hangle
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: the lions then like that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a that's a running back you're going after.
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: Tyreek was domestic abuse.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I think he like something in college. I think, oh yeaheah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: and he like strangled his pregnant girlfriend or something like that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: But that's because back then he was bringing ball home.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: He talks about it in Hard Knocks. He goes, I
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: don't bring ball home anymore. Once I leave the stadium,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: it's family time.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Because he was he was pissed off about the route
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: trees that he was exactly Yeah, so he had to
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: take it out.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: And look, dude, some of us get too invested in
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: our jobs.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: It happens, Yeah, are you bringing are you bringing a
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: ball home?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think we gotta don't think we gotta go
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: at Tyreek like this.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Hen't you your fantasy league. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That guy
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: won't me a lot of money bought that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Von Miller ship was crazy, And then like he was
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: playing that week and was again like Collinsworth or some
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: ship was like and von Miller had a warrant out
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: for his arrest earlier in the week. But big hit there.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like he's bringing his home to work.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Oh goody, no, brother me brouh fucking are those new slippers?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Are those? Uh?
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: No, they're not those.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: One of the like most childish things that I like
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to do with my friends over Christmas is be like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: what did you get for Christmas?
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, what did I like this game?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: What do you get for Christmas?
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: I got a neck light that allows me to read
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: in bed after my wife has turned off her light.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: That costs five do that's a five below thing?
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah? And then I also got that's like one of
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: those fan which you can wear around your neck.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: A lot of neck gear.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Look, the neck is the new The neck.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Is not being utilized nearly as much as it should be.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: A lot of business, a lot of business runs.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: It's like you're just hanging too fu.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Shark tank this neck, man, you wear it around your
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: neck and it blows air right here across the front
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: of your neck and a lot of your blood comes
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: through your neck, so it cools you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: So you wear it on an airplane, right because airplanes
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: can get hot.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, temperature I would kill this. You wearing a fucking
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: fan around your neck.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: The nicest quiet hum hey, instead of me being telling
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: the flight attendant, excuse me, could you turn the air
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: conditioning up? Because there's always some asshole. By the way,
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: if you're the asshole on a plane who asks them
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: to turn the heat up, who gets who gets precedent.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: I've never had anyone do that on temperature control.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You know who is who's doing that?
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: The women, I think planes kill. You can always put
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: a layer on, you could always make yourself warmer, but
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: I can't make I can't get naked on a plane
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: to make myself cooler, right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I've never once been on a plane and
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: been like I am fucking freezing.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: A lot of people are, though, dude.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: The women. Women go on a plane and they like
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: have to it's like a movie theater or like they
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: just have to like bundle up, blank it up.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I've been on a lot of planes, like seething with
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: anger about how hot.
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: It is that same that's why you need one of
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: these neck fans.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get one.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna get you one.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love one.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: But fun.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: You could wear matching fans to Denver.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: We could do We could do amazing. You guys walking
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: in fo me like the flight attendance and catch me
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: if you can with neck fans.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I was picturing a dude going onto shark tank and
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: being like, are you sick and tired of using your hands?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: The neck is not being utilized nearly as much as
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: it should be. The neck is one of the humans
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: most functioning tools that we do not use enough.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: It's the canvas that we should be using to hang everything.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You at the front, back, and don't forget the sides
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: of your neck.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: The sides of the back are actually more useful than
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: the front the back combined, because you have two of them.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: My dad bought an entire bag of sweaters and he
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: was like, we're just gonna figure out who likes what.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: It's a good idea, just a whole bag of sweat.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: That's kind of what I did, honestly, for my family.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I went to LL being about a bunch of shit,
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: and then I was like just handing it out smart. Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I saw a tweet about a girl who, like a
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: South Philly girl who said that her grandfather came in
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: with a bag of Philly's hats and said, take one,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: pass it down. But it just fucking incredible.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: That's that low effort gift giving no fucking that I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: really respect.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I like that. I like a little low effort gift
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: because it's just like, I don't need anything.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Yea, who's gonna win the Super Bowl?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Ravens by a mile?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're finally putting it together. Did you
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: see what was just happening, Like they're the team's like
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: galvanizing around A. J.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: Brown.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: He's saying all the right things in the locker room.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I like that video.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They're trying to run him out of town and he's like, fucking.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I got no words, no words.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: But but now he's finally talking to the reporters.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: What's he saying because he's out at the coaches.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, but he's saying that the coach covered for them,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that the coach threw them under the bus. So I
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: think that it's actually a perfect time to smash a
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: massive future on the Eagles.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Who do you think we're gonna fire? Do you think
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: they fired Sirianni, that thug bastard.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: No, they're going to keep the thug bastard. But they're
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: gonna get rid of the offense. They're gonna get rid
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: of Patricia, that patriot cocksmoker, and then fucking Brian Johnson,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the offensive coordinator probably as well.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Then she get rid of Sirianni. That guy's dragging you
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: guys down. No, he is holding you guys back.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: It's not the ex's and the oh, the Jimmy's and
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the jokes.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: I think it's more Sirianni's attitude that is told in
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: you guys back, like he's a thug. Like you don't
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: want that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You don't say that about an Italian guy. You know,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: that's a racist term against an Italian. That's what I'm saying.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I'm saying it. Yeah, all right, still talking Chiefs fans.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: I can't hear you now.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Or two and four since then?
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, that was the worst video I've ever seen
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: in my time, maybe one in five since then. That
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: was like that, that was like full body cringe.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Who made that?
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: You didn't see that video of Sirianni No when they
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: beat the Chiefs and he's walking out of the stadium.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: He goes and he's like, you know when they're walking
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: into the tunnel and there's some fans hanging over and
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: he looks up and he's like, I can't hear you now,
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Chiefs fans and they're one in four since that video?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Ouch, are we gonna go to Are we gonna go
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to the super Bowl as a show and see if
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: they have any hotels at the MGM Grand for Son
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: of a Boy Dad?
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Currently batting oh for five on barstool
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: super Bowl attendance, So I'm guessing this is probably not
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: the year.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: That I'm well, if it makes you feel any better,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I was on a show that went to the super
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Bowl last year and I was told I was not going.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Other people who aren't on the show on the show
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: for the.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Week it could be worse, could be worse.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: And then it was like, we've.
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: Got We've got, we got Denver that weekend.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to the super Bowl.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: Let's not make a push for it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not missing out on Denver.
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: We're in Denver, that weekend, come to Denver, Comedy Works.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Comedy Works, Denver, Francis.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Elles dot com.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: What with the burger in the super Bowl? You guys
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: aren't gonna skip Denver and come to the game.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna gonna worry about that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: Where is the super Bowl? Patriots good a chance of
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: being in the super Bowl. Well, it's gonna be hot
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: that time of year. Perfect place for us to bring
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: our neck fans.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, I mean let's bring our neck fans.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I Uh, I hate Vegas so deeply.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Vegas is a arc place. Same but I was thinking
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: about this. I was talking about casinos with someone the
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: other day, and I feel like the casinos in Vegas
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: are significantly less depressing than like a West Virginia casino.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, most people that are in Vegas, by a
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: large majority. It's like everyone gambling there. They're traveling there
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: to be like, let's go to Vegas and gamble and
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: have fun and party and drink and do drugs.
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: You don't get hot girls at Mohegan.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Sun now, but when you're at a West Virginia casino,
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh, these people live within one hundred feet
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: of here. They walked over after work.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: Well, I think the big difference too, acheck.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: And walk to the Casado.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: They took their walker and their oxygen machine across the
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: street from their job.
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's a there's a in Vegas. You've got people
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: who live there year round. You yeah, yeah, and you could.
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: You can find a decent, little quirky coffee shop to go.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: You know, what are some plants or right on your diary.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: But I wish there was like a downtown that's not
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: a strip mall and not the strip and not Old Vegas.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Something that was not any of those things Old Vegas
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I liked, but it was it was too prouder at nights.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: It's better than fucking the regular strip.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: It's rough waking up to like walk to Duncan Donuts
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: at fucking ten am, and it's just just naked like
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: nuns outside of your hotel with tape over their nipples,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: x'es over their nipples.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Giving you a baseball like do you want to fuck
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: me in like ten minutes somewhere else.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I actually totally forgot that. When I was in Vegas,
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I was walking with Gardini and there was a like
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: one of those ladies came up to me and she
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: was like, could you take a picture of me and
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: this guy? And the guy was like, no, no, And
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I just took the photo. And then I realized that
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: he definitely got charged for me taking that photo. Oh gosh,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: that was probably why he was saying no really, because
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I think they charged. Like that's like, I mean, the
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: same shit with when like if you take a picture
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: with one of the fuck that Elmo in New York
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Times and then you get times square by Grover Burner.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: He didn't pay off.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I love and uh, I love at the end of
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: that fucking uh like these those New Year's Eve lives
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: like the fucking whoever that dude is that does it?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Andy Body Cohen, I like how like thirty minutes after
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: the ball drops, it's just completely empty and there's just
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: trash all over.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: The city, just like adult diaper strewn about the ground.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: I was trying to watch late enough to the point
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: that it could be like you would see the dudes
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: dressed as Alma like clocking in for the day, walking
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: over just holding their fucking their their helmet, just like
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: they're shy.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Through a bunch of trash and twenty twenty.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Four on a fucking bang Energy time.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: For work, just clocking in. I wonder if they're unionized.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: We should try to organize those boys.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: They gotta be unionized.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's been a like an uptick in
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: them ever since the borders have been opened.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You know, I would love to knock down one of
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: the power Rangers, because those guys they're they're big, and
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: you know, they're not sturdy stilts or some shit.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: But I bet if they like, if you knock down
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: one of them, then the other four are on your ass,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: stomping you out.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: Would you want to come fly fishing with me?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Fly fishing with you brother.
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: Upstate in the I think it's the toa Conic River.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Sure? Do you fly fish?
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah, you've never shared that information with me.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: I fly fished in Glacier National Park when I was younger.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: We did it at Canyon Canyon Ranch. Yeah, we've done
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: some fly fishing.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man?
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: And then you got and we could all go up.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: We should do a boys weekend. I'll put our place upstate.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I love it. How's the internet good? Really?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah? For real?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: As long as it's good enough for us to squeeze out.
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: Of a oh, we could do it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Neppie Penn, or we could just pre record him and
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: release it from up there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we could go do it up there. That's fine.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, we record, we release it like we wouldn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: have to if the live doesn't work up there. We
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: could record the episode in the morning and put it
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: out normally during the day.
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be good to get. I want
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: to be out in the river with Hairball. I know
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: it's there.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I'd love for you to see how I operate out
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: there in our waiters. It's a work of art.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: Are you good?
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Amazing people on the river in New Jersey they look
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: at my cast and they go, please tell me how
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: how it's done.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: A lot of role casts, Well you got the worst
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: cast in Saltburn.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I'm literally liking, have you ever seen have you ever seen?
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: Through it? I saw it before you did, and I
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: told you to watch it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen I've seen that movie. I saw
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: that movie like eight years ago. Yeah, and he told you, well,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: before we knew each other.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Came to told you to watch that movie.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: You know the scene where he comes back in brad
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Pitt's casting and he's like, and that's when I had
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: realized that Todd had become an artist. That's me. I'm
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: an artist.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's amazing.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Truly, you're an autist.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: And I think that's the word he called it shadow cast. Yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: he had finally.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Broken free of Dad's rhythmic casts. And that's when I
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: realized he had truly become an artist.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the most boring thing ever, but I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: just want to do it to bond with you guys.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: It's really fucking fun.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I'm so not into it, but I just want to
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: do it to bomb.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna try to get out there this week. If
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: it's not too chilly.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: What's too chilly for your bitch ass?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: If the water is like in the thirties, it's pretty.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Cold, that'd be great for me. I probably just well,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you guys are fishing, I'll probably just cold plunge.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: The place I go in New Jersey, This is funny.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: The place I go in New Jersey. There's like a
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: fly shop on the river really close by, and I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: went by to get some flies and I was talking
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: to the dude, this old, really old guy working there,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: and he was like, you ever tried fishing upstream of
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: the shop? And I was like, now, I haven't mostly
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: just at this one spot, and I was like, why
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: is it? Is it like good fishing upstream? And he
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: looks at me and he goes, I've already said too much.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: So are you gonna do it?
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah? I might.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: It's more just, uh, I don't know. It's so easy
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: to go where I go. In the place that he
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: was describing, you got to like park your car and walk,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: And I feel weird walking through like a town with
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: my fucking waiters on.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck me. No one's ever gonna see
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you again. These guys probably know me from my Twitter accounts.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: No, it's more just like it was a park with
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: like families at it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you're not doing something perverse. You're not Bill Gates.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: You've never seen your teen.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: You never seen me on the water before. It sometimes
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: can get perverse. Oh yeah, yeah, with that cast becomes
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: very sexual.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: You're dicking down the mouth of the trout.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: My cast becomes sexual quite fast.
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: Where you are wearing your waiters but the water's very cold.
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: Does it still make you cold? Uh?
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like obviously warmer than it would be if
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: you were but you're not wet. Yeah, but you're still.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I mean it's still cold. You like your feet get cold.
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: You don't have ventilated No, I do.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: But it's still gets me.
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: I think you got the wrong gear.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It still gets cold.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Like it's manageable. It's never cold enough to the point
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: where I'm like, I can't be in this, but it
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: definitely gets cold.
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: When I go. All my gear is so good that
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: I can't tell the difference between being in the water
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: and not being in the water.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: But the last time I went, I went on Friday
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: and it had just rained two days in a row,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: and the water was like four feet higher than it
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: usually is, and that was tough. It was tough water.
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: That's where you need the full body waiter.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was getting under I was letting the water
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: take me.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'll probably just go tubing while you guys are are fishing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: There was some of that. There was some of that
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: on the river, and we were not happy if me
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: and the other me and me and the other.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Angles like four seconds of me as I just go by,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: what's going.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: On, well, me and the end when me and the
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: boys on the water, Because I mean, it's a lot
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: it's very friendly out there. It's a lot of just
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: talking water, talking gear.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: So the fish that all that chit chat.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: No, it's usually on the trail we're talking any luck.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Today you just said it was on the river seeing
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the fish.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that you wouldn't know, You wouldn't know. No, I
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: don't need to.
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: Tiptoe into the river. Are you picking your knees up?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: It's very very discreete like navy seal formation. I'm like,
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like bent down. I got a great
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: stance just tiptoeing into the water. And then it's like
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: it's a it's like a dude, it's a tactical cast like. Yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: a lot of that, A lot of that was just
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: a preview too. You're probably scaring the fuck out of
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: the Sometimes there's a lot of other people. Like like
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: when I was out there, when it was when the
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: water was really high, none of my none of the
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: ogs were there. There was a lot of young bucks
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: and they were they were getting sloppy and I had
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: to pull them aside and go, fellas, let's clean it
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: up out here.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: Did you catch anything this weekend?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, rainbow rainbow? Yeah one.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was tough though, because a lot of the
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: rainbows I hooked onto a lot of rainbows, and they
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: were jumping out of the water, and then I would
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: lose them when they would when they would go back down,
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: it's very hard to land them, especially when there's fucking
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: six feet of water.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what your next autistic fixation will be.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna be on this one for a while,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: especially that I've quit alcohol. Well, pool goes hand in
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: hand with drinking, so it's like I'm not gonna go
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: pool going to a pool hall sober, it's not as fun.
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: We used to go all the time.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, before you stop drinking.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I got too good at it and then
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: it just becomes not fun.
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: I don't know how you could think that now.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: That's the problem is it wasn't fun going with Francis
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: anymore because I would lose every single game, and it
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: was just like, what am I even doing? Dude?
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: And I don't even practice?
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I wasn't practicing either.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: We played the same amounts.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: We were never I was never practicing. I was ever
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: like going to a pool hall by myself and like
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: working on my strike.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: I guess you just would have thought that someone was
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: always so excited about us playing pool would have at
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: some point try to find a way to close the gap,
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: and yet it was always just equally.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: That's usually a good like, that's usually a goodation to
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: being like, is this something that I actually want to
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: focus on, like when it gets hard, because then it's like, no,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: then that was a pretty quick for me, Like not
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: at all. I think it was fun going out after
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: like going to the stand and playing at like three
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: in the morning while everyone's hammered and being able to
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: beat everybody. But then when I go play with you,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: it was like, this is definitely not something that I'm
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: gonna spend extra time on to win.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Because you don't have the will to do stuff hard.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: No, I do.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: But you listen to zero met David Goggins, you don't know.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: What the fuck you got to choose what you want
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: to put effort into being good at.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You didn't hear David Goggins and Andrew Huberman talking about
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: how the part of your brain when you do something hard,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: the part of the brain that that activates it grows.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: When you do something hard, no, it essentially fuels your
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: will to live. So the fact that you were scared
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to play pool against Francis is basically saying you're not
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: scared at all.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: If I had spots tonight, I would definitely go play
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: pool with you like before. But it's more like I
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: don't and I.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Still go to a there's pool right up the street
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: right here.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm gonna play video games because that's more enjoyable.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't want to do the thing that's harder. Yeah,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: obviously exactly.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: The video games are hard. Like, we didn't get any
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: wins yesterday and I'm going to be back on today
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: grinding it out. I'm in a fucking range now.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: War Zone.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: It's top two wins the night before, zero wins last night,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: multiple second places, sloppy.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I like that that you made.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a good video.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Huh you should that should be your main promo.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: So now did you see that, Francis.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: I I just saw the himothy thing. Yeah, well, I
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: don't know what I was watching.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: I posted a COLLD clip with with my tour dates
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: at the end of it.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: But you were whipping that thing around in the cock clip. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you were fucking and I don't know shit about it,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: but I could just tell that the rate at which
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: things were happening, and the accuracy with which they were
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: happening pretty pretty good, all.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Right, be honest with you with us, in the entire
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: range of people who played Call of Duty online first
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: percentile worst, ninety nine percentile best, where do you fall?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Uh? Not high? I'm like good at Call of Duty,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Like I can get like I can get like ten
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: kill streaks or whatever. But like in the grand scheme
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: of things, there's like autistic dudes who play Call of
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Duty twenty four hours, like a lot of them too, right,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: And those guys are better than like I could ever
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: possibly be. When those dudes with like with like extra
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: buttons on their control they have paddles like and there's
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: people that play claw, which is when you hold the
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: controler like this right and you use your fingers.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Use these fingers. That's how I play.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Like That's like like I'm never like I'm not gonna
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: be that good. But for a casual player, I'm pretty good.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: But I've also been playing Call of Duty since I
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: was like in fucking fifth grade.
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: When a new game comes out, are the guys who
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: are the best at the older game the first ones
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: to become the best at the new game or do
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: they just say I'm sticking here, this is my spot.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: I'm not even gonna bother with the no.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I mean a lot of those guys are good at
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: every game, Like like Ninja was he he was to
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: play pubg competitively and that was like another Battle Royale,
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: and then Fortnite came out and he was like instantly
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: like one of the best. He never I don't think
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: he was ever actually the best, because there's always like
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: a fucking fifteen year old kid in Asia somewhere who's
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: actually the best. But that's like he was like already
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: like top dog.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I saw someone say this past week that their autistic
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: fixation was social interaction.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not that's that's well, that can't be. That
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: can't that just can't be a thing in any way.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: But do you know it just isn't that like the
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: opposite of autism.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: That's why I was trying to like figure out.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: So autistic I can't stop going out and pleasurable conversation.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And making good eye contact, having small talk, Like do
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: you think that that's who said that?
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: Was that?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: On TikTok?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That does a person I talked to personally.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Were they actually autistic or were they saying that as
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: like a joke.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: They might have been. They're like a very like intelligent person.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that that just can't be possible.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Because how could you be autistic? Like isn't autistic? Like
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: isn't a large part of autism, like being like socially awkward.
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: Well, it can be, it can manifest in different ways.
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: I think you have a very narrow understanding of what
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: autism really is.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: That's a good point.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know, maybe I do it just it just
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: truly fascinated me. A true, true paradox.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, paradox.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Call that a paradox.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: You don't really see that many paradoxes. Dude, going down
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: to Arizona has fucked my life up so bad.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm a fucking walking paradox.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: Why doc Mark's question Taylor the t of the Creator
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: bro Oh yeah, his first.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Song thought you boys new hip hop, I'm a walking
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: fucking paradox. I'm a fucking walking paradise.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: I'm a fucking walking paradix paradox.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Right, he says, I'm a.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Fucking walking paradox. No I'm not, that's what he says.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I want to look it up, do it? What'd you say,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: you said. He says, I'm a walking fucking paradox. That's
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: what you think? He said. What is the song called?
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: Is this happening? What is it called?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Uh? It's I went there for the Arizona Bowl a
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: couple of days ago, five days ago, and my lips, face,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and overall body hydration have not recovered. And I still
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: feel so fucking dry from being there for one calendar day.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I was, and I was very hydrated, just like I said.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: No, you said I'm a walking he says, I know.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I said that's on tape. Bro, You're crazy.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: Commenters, way off and tell us what did run say?
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: Am I a walking fucking paradox? Or am I a
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: fucking walking paradox?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Because that would be a split infinitive.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I said, I'm a fucking walking paradox.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Like I've been covering my body in chapstick, facial lotion,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: hydro rating at a fucking aggressive clip, not drinking, and
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I still feel so fucking dry. I don't understand how
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it happens. And it's every single time I go to
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: fucking Arizona. It makes me disliked Arizona. And I know
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: if I go to Vegas for the super Bowl, which
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't go that this is gonna this
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: is gonna happen again.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I think I've had I got it way worse in
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Arizona than I did in Vegas.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Arizona. Arizona was Yeah, I mean I was the driest
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: human being of all time.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: And that was when I got that nasty hangover where
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna have to cancel the Saturday show.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: During the day, I was dude.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I had to sit in a bathtub the whole day.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: I was so hungover Phoenix. I was just slamming bottles
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: of water in that condo. Yeah, I stayed in that
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I sat. I sat in the bat not even water
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: in it. I just had to sit down.
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: Condo brothers, Yes, which bedroom did you sleep in? You
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: walk in one of the right and one of the left.
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: I slept in the left as well.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: So I sat in that bathtub, but you were in.
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: We're bed buddies, Yeah, bed bugs.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I shot and threw up in it and then you
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: probably rubbed your feet in it.
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: They're not cutting use that bathroom. I used a different bathroom.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, they slapped in the right one.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I've been woofing gatorades down. Yeah, I'm trying to get
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: an IV. Yeah, I don't know. I've never gotten an IV.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should have one sent to your house.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: How's that gonna work?
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: That's what they do, right, You order one online and
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: they come to your house and they just shoot you up.
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: Do you guys have any goals or resolutions for the
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: new year? Yeah?
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: My goal is to cut three bits from my hour
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: and put in new bits that are better.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: For the whole year. Bro, you could do that this week.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Now I couldn't.
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: Why not?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: It's hard. That's like fifteen minutes of material.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: That your bits take five minutes. Maybe that's the problem.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: How long did you expect them to take?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Two minutes? Tops?
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: They they're long bits. There's multiple different jokes. I'm not
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you why becuz I don't want to spoil
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: my hour. It's gonna be on Amazon soon.
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: You said seven more years to be exclusive. You said
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: eight years one year ago, and now it's seven years.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Gonna be on my My specials coming out exclusively on Sling.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: On the Barstool Channel Minster running four four forty.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Damn jees, that's a rough one. You think that's gonna happen.
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: I got all year, bro, you can have all life.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: That ship's not happening, Simulator, find a new goal could
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: take forever, and that ship just he's still going I presume.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: So you what what do you? What do we think?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: We heard a cheer in the streets, sailor just like.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: They'd be banging pots and pants like in COVID you
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: hear the good word Jerry's we'd be hanging out the
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: window this.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: KB.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Did you hear KB said on the I was watching
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Live before you guys go out here? And KP said
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: that if it gets to Saturday, it's gonna be on
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be on Worldwide news.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It probably will that's great, or he'll die. Like that's
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: the kind of thing now, like uh, like we're talking
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: about Asian teenagers. I feel like Asian teenagers have died
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: from like masturbating too many times in a day, fucking
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: drinking too much water in the day they simulator, how
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: about you, what's yours?
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's got to be like that could be
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: like on a Thousand Ways to Die, hitting a golf
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: club ten thousand times in the course of twenty four hours.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: Wouldn't you just collapse before you died.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, dude, his hit his
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: hands where I'd love to see what his hands look
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: like after he takes the gloves off, because right now
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: he's keeping him on. He says that once they come off,
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: they're not going back on because he's bleeding through his hands.
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: Right through the gloves. Gloves.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh smart, what's your resie?
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: I want to have more fun?
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, what are you talking about?
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: It doesn't even necessarily mean that I need to change anything.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: It occurred to me that last year I had the
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: best professional year of my life. I had tons of achievements,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: I was successful, and I did a lot of amazing things,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: and I felt absolutely miserable the entire time. I've never
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: been less happy in my life than I was last year.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: And and I want to have hit the long one.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: I don't need to do more, I just need to.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: I need to have more fun this year. I need
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: to like embrace the things, the good things that are happening,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: and enjoy them more. Yeah.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I saw a Rain Wilson interview where he was basically
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: like the whole time that I was on the office
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is he is? He liberal? And I wasn't really attached
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: to his politics, but that's the kind of thing you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: want to chase down in your life. Kind of makes
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of sense.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: I like how it's completely dark in here, but for
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: some reason, it's the best lighting we've ever had.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: It is nice because we're so ghastly white that the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: slightest amount of light reflects off of us. But he
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: said when he was dry shirt like, he was always
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: just like, why am I not getting fucking more movie roles?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Like why am I not getting this? And he was
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: completely miserable when he was at the absolute peak of
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: his creative.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Career, like that happened that. You hear that with a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: lot of people. They're like, remember that Oscar Worthy performance
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: I did well. I almost killed myself four times during it,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: And they're like, damn, okay, I could live with you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: could have lived without that information With Cars, you know
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: that kid's movie that everyone loves, Well, I tried to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: kill myself when we were recording it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Francis do Owen Wilson McLean on the set of Cars.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: I mean, I just don't know how many more days
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: is this I can do? You know, I'm voicing a car.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, how many times have you heard a person
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: become a car and really.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Have voices to me, it's so stupid, and I just.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: It speaks to global warming. You're not really taking advantage
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: of using this proper a message to kids.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Cars have balance, my one.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Do you think people will be in like enraged if
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: they made Lightning McQueen an electric car to like help
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: the environment? That would be like? Is that the equivalent
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: of making a little Mermaid black?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: What I don't understand about the whole This is what
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: I don't understand about. I guess people who get up
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: in arms and say, like, fuck electric vehicles.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot, You're the wrong person asked that question too.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I forgot you have an electric car? Well I do
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: not us gas boys.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like I don't.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Have any car, but I don't care.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: Boy. My point is this, if you're someone who's like,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: let's say, like you're a staunch like backwater farming conservative
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: who says, don't touch my gas vehicle. If you gave
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: that guy a Ford Lightning f one fifty the electric
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: and let him drive it for five minutes, yeah, I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: guarantee you he'd be like, I had no idea how
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: this was. I agree with you for we're powerful, yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: and way faster, and it's exactly.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: The same car to be trying to like downplay it.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: It's such a sick dude. The F one Electric four
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: fifty is fucking incredible. It's it's like, yeah, you can
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: still tow your boat out out of the lake with
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: that maximum tow grade. Yeah, you can rescue a herd
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: of sheep that are tipped over on the road with
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: that thing. You can do whatever you want to do.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: All the hicks shit you want to do, you can
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: still do with that car even better but powerful.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe you gotta go down there let them know.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: It's not my fight to fight. Could be I don't
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: have I don't have any fights in twenty twenty four.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna be having fun all fucking year.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: You're gonna have fun.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: What are you gonna do to have more fun? Because
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to do more. I'm trying to like live
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: life to the fullest, right.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: See about doing some drugs.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: You literally, you literally just said that you won't go
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: play pool with Francis because you have video games, living living,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: living life to the fullest.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, Living life to the fullest is different for everybody.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: If I can play video games, do stand up to
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: the podcast, go fishing, see my friends.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Next, Tosy this year I delicious?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: So you got different fun.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking I need to do Molly before I become
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: a father.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: We got to talk to to insane on Molly?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Why because you already have.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: I could see you telling some long stories on Molly.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, would I even get through it with you?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: How that reminds me of Bro?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: That's podcasting. It's constant riffing. You gotta riff.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: There was a period on this podcast where I didn't
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: speak for so long that I started falling asleep.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Really on this episode.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: Not actually, but I was like, I'm going to let you.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Do this episode.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: I think.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: So that's crazy because you want to let you riff.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: I want to let you run.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: You gotta riff, you run the show, got a riff.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Run it. I liked it. I like I like listening
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: to you guys, listening to you. I like listening to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: you riff.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Everyone does. Brother, You're pressing the wrong buttons.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I'm trying things out.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: We got I know, I gotta switch them out. I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: gotta get out of the cry. Eagles Cry is definitely
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: the podcast how we're ending it. I just like to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: do that to see how you react. Well, it's a
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: fucking abrupt ending. I'm having fun.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: We've got time, time for what to keep going, time
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: to kill, time for your fucking new, bitch ass fucking book.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: That's a good book, this is a magazine, this is.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: A it's a great book favorite.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: And then you got this Henry David throw book.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: My dad gave me that.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: What what do you think he's trying to say by
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: telling you to think disobediently, He's probably like, you're not
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: having enough fun. You live in New York, in the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: middle of a cool neighborhood, and all you do all
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: day is fucking smash video games in your fucking crumb dungeon.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: I'm having a great amount of fun.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: Can I tell you this the Row quote that I love,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: which I think will resonate with you. Sure do tell
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: Are you ready for this? Yeah? I went to the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: the essential facts of life and see if I could
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: not learn what it had to teach, and not when
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: I came to die discover that I had not lived.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: I did not wish to live what was not life.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: Living is so dear. Nor did I wish to practice
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: resignation unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: live so sturdily and spartan like as to put to
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: rout all that was not life, to cut a broad
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: and reduce it to its lowest terms, which go to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: the woods.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: And to use. That's like a twelve twelve kill streak.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: That's basically like sucking all the marrow and living spartan
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: like in the woods, and like getting all you can
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: out of life. To you, that's like smashing a fucking
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: sweet ass cod game with your bros.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Let's go, honestly, sound awesome. Let's go to the woods, wait.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: And wait in and then and do that. Do that?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: I think we should do that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do it all the time. Me and my
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: buddies are going out to Wyoming this summer. We're gonna
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: do a catch and cook. Yeah, we're gonna go out
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: there for a couple of days.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: How are we gonna cook it?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Do you want to see them?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Should we come?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: Sorry? Phyllis we'll be there groups full? Yeah, right, how
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: many you got?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: I don't want you boys to starve either.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: I bet I would probably come with your buddies and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: we'd kick you out of the group pack.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: We could pack some crustables for you boys.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: No, I would go with your buddies and I'd instantly become.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Get you boys some spin rods.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I'd be having intimate conversations with them that you never had.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: And they would say, boy, we didn't realize that Harry
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: was in such dire straits.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Or we just didn't know that it was like possible
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: to have conversations with your friends other than just like
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: lurching over a record player listening to an old Bob
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Dylan song.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: We don't do that.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I have pictures. I have still photos of you doing it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Me and my boys. My boys don't even listen. They
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: don't even like Bob Dylan like that.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: How does it feel?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: It's a good song.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Your boys wouldn't know, but I'll teach them. I'll put
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: them on when that's kitchen Kill.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Everyone knows that song. Bro, was it not catching that?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: It's not catch and kill?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: God was a jewel in rose full of mud?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna cook them alive, noll. So it's not
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: a kitchen kill.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: No, it's a catch and cook.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you killed them.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Catch and kill that's what they're So that's what people
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: do with pike.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: Catch and kill is a journalism.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Apparently, pike is like an invasive and invasive species, so
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: people catch them and just kill them.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: You're allowed to say that because you're Jewish.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: What pike? Pike?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Like the slur? Yeah, pike is a type of fish. Brother,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: You just sick mind.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: You're just joking, brother, You have a sick mind.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: And I waited and I wish I could cut that out,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: but I can't live now.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: I got a lot of hair coming out the back.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I know I really need to get it cut, but
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: I just don't, dud. I hate having to do anything
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: that I don't have to do.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Which is why you're going to succumb to death so easily.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: I hate it. Anything that I don't have to do.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Is like, oh, wait, let's unveil the plaque.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Going to get a haircut? Yeah, let's unbail that ship.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: And this is a book about Throw, So it's not
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: a book by Throw.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that book is.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: The title, and it's a fucking biography of black time.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Bitches. They say it couldn't be done. They said it
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: would never be done.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You might remember as from when we were at one
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Now we're at one hundred thousand point one.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: Holy shit, this is awesome.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: God damn, I rubbed my balls on that thing. We
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: all get a week with it to do whatever we want.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. Yeah, come back, you could, dude,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: whatever you need to do with it. We all get
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: a week and then it goes back in the vault.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Don't damage it. Don't damage it it. No one's going
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: to touch the play button because I have feeling that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: once you get a fingerprint on that, it's not coming off.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: Don't don't.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll send it back, we'll get a new one.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: We'll get a new one.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Put yours on there too.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, this one came damaged. I'm scrubbing those ships off
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: as soon as you.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: That's not yours to scrub off. And when it was
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: in a little sashqot, maybe I.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Can't believe I let those bitch asses, let them change
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: the name. I know, I think I think the people
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: that convinced me to change the name all got let
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: go when there was the fucking and.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: The ones that stuck around were the ones who couldn't
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: figure out how to get surviving Barstool on YouTube.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Everyone that made me change the name no longer works
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: at Barstool. And they were like, this is going to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: be fucking huge for you guys.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: It's huge for me.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Remember when they were, Remember when we were when they
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: were when we were trying to start a podcast clips channel,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: and they were like, no podcast has ever done that,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: and I named like ten podcasts that have done it.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: They were like, the only person that's ever done that
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: is Joe Rogan And then I looked out, you can
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: literally every single podcast as a clips channel. But you
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: know what, that's what happens.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: They hate they doubt the kid.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: They hate.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: They love to doubt me. Oh yeah, how was that?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be great?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: That was where the the Owen Wilson.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, they had me do it too, Yeah it was.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: That's that's where I remembered it from because I forgot
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: that you used to hit that. That's a great impression.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: Fucking hysterical. Yeah, and they've just gone on a date
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 8: with a trans person. Bro.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: He showed. He showed me, Uh, we were watching the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Phillies game when I think it was the day that
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Hermanus attacked Is Druel. But he was showing me that
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: could at least waited till the Phillies game ended. He
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: was showing me the trans the trans person that he
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: was dating at that time, and they were smoking hot. Dude,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: they were smoking on. I can't I can't front.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: But he likes a person who appears to be a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: woman and then has a penis. That's his favorite.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of comics. See sure seems that way.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: I didn't know that.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: It's like every other day he's getting about a different
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: comic fucking the day.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just did.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: I mean that'd be a great way of hiding it,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: getting like like appearing like you hate trans people and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: then just going and jerking off a bunch of chicks.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I'm a low. It's like the I'm investing, I'm doing
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: some research for this bit that I'm working on, like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: going to take jerk you off to completion.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Anti gay lawmakers always get caught doing that type of ship.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh ship, we were all break That ship happened
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: in the Senate, right when.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: The guy put his tap his foot under the door.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Like the guy on the Congress floor out what in
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: the in the room right, and like the like was.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: The Senate Chamber of the Congress chan. I don't know
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: what it was, but they're like and everybody was reposting it,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: like people who I respect and like, like Matt McCusker
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: was like he just like posted it on like the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Twitter timeline you're scrolling through. It's a guy getting filming
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: himself fucking another guy in the ass in the fucking
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Senate chamber.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: You didn't see that. No, that was big. It wasn't
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like a senator or anything. It was like
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: a just like an eloye Ago. It was like a
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: couple of.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Weeks ago, just like two weeks ago.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go look at that.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, I at it. It's the raws form of
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: gay sex possible.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: I looked at it and I was howling laughing. Just
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: how funny it is for them to be like you
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: in the chamber.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: You rolled your ankle, had to lie down and beat
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: off while you were howling laughing.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did. That's gotta be an exhilarating fuck Senate chamber,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: like this is where they make this is where they
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: changed the country. Yeah, and we're just fucking spraying loads
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: all over it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Where like strom Thurmoned and Stenny Hoyer, we're at here
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: you name.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: So I don't know any exactly, all right, should.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: We end it?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: No, we're just getting going.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Well, we got another episode that's coming out tomorrow as well.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: We recorded one before this. That one's very funny, so
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: make sure you check that out. Thank you guys all
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: for listening. We appreciate you very much. We will see
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: you next week.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Thanks for one hundred k.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Goodbye, Happy New Year, and have a good
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: January sixth as well. We will be off during that time. Goodbye,