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Halloween Party with the Devil · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Danielle Harris from some of the Halloween
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  Speaker 1: movies and you are listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Good evening.
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  Speaker 3: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 3: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 3: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 5: To provide more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 6: To your sentinels, we have a rebound. Anyway, his new
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  Speaker 6: book is called The Devil Walks Among Us.
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  Speaker 5: It's available somewhere. Please welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
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  Speaker 2: The Devil Walks Among Us.
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  Speaker 5: What's up? Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Nora.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm Phillip.
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  Speaker 5: And Happy Halloween!
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  Speaker 2: Happy Halloween!
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  Speaker 5: It is a big Halloween party. It actually kind of
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  Speaker 5: is this time. Normally it's just a very fancy Halloween episode.
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  Speaker 5: But this time, things have changed slightly. Very quickly, actually.
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  Speaker 5: And now it's become a whole Halloween party. It's true. So,
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  Speaker 5: you can hear Dead Man's Party going. You know it's
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  Speaker 5: a good Halloween party if Dead Man's Party is somewhere
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  Speaker 5: in the background going on right now. But this is
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  Speaker 5: the most special episode ever. Obviously. Because we've spent a
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  Speaker 5: long time. Seems like 20 years. A long time. Years
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  Speaker 5: in our head, at least. Years and years hearing about
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  Speaker 5: a certain character that, um... Usually we just get updates,
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  Speaker 5: which has become my favorite. I don't know if this
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  Speaker 5: person knows it, but there's a running update of like,
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  Speaker 5: at what point did this poor bastard walk into the
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  Speaker 5: room while you were watching some god-awful movie? And then
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  Speaker 5: we have to be like, what the hell is this?
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  Speaker 5: So that person is actually here. That's why we know
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  Speaker 5: it's a party. Nora, would you like to introduce this character?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, drum roll, please.
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  Speaker 1: Drum roll, please. It's my husband. It's Pierce.
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  Speaker 9: Hi, everyone.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for having me on. I love the podcast. And yes,
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  Speaker 6: the horror movies that Nora makes me watch, some of
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  Speaker 6: them are really bad.
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  Speaker 5: But some of them are really good.
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  Speaker 6: So I think you have a good slice of the range.
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  Speaker 5: Telling them, I suppose. We know how bad most of
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  Speaker 5: them are. We're the other idiots that are watching them
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  Speaker 5: with her. But Those other characters out there, hopefully. Actually,
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  Speaker 5: I just heard from someone today about our previous episode,
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  Speaker 5: and they went, yeah, I can't get through She-Beast. They went,
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  Speaker 5: I'm just going to listen to the show for the wrap-up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, well, I mean, we had fun with it,
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  Speaker 5: so you're coming out in the better on this deal, really,
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  Speaker 5: because that was not the best of this movie ever.
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  Speaker 7: It's special.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's what I said. I was like, we
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  Speaker 5: actually had fun with it because it's so ridiculous. More
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  Speaker 5: so than some of the other sad and sorry ones.
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  Speaker 5: So sometimes maybe we're saving you guys out there. Maybe
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  Speaker 5: you'll just watch enough of it to go, oh no,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have sense enough to turn this off. Whereas
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  Speaker 5: we don't, so we can give you the overview once
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  Speaker 5: you turn it off like a normal human being.
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  Speaker 7: It's a public service.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 5: So, I guess, following suit with every Halloween episode we've
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  Speaker 5: ever had, Candy... Yay. So you supplied green candy first
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  Speaker 5: and foremost. Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Ghoulish green.
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  Speaker 5: But I also threatened to bring more ghost toast. So
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  Speaker 5: there you go. Yay. Because Pierce hadn't had any ghost
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  Speaker 5: toast that I know of.
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  Speaker 8: You're missing out.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I've heard descriptions.
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  Speaker 5: So there you go. And then this one I saw yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, we've done some of these tastings before.
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  Speaker 5: But I have not seen the Monster Mash special edition
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  Speaker 5: of these Jelly Bellies.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I don't think any of them are supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: They're kind of weird. And yet, this is about as many.
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  Speaker 5: This small bag is about as many as I ever need.
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  Speaker 5: And I still probably won't get through all these. So
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  Speaker 5: according to this, Caramel Corn, bitchin'. Green Apple. Jewel Grape Soda.
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  Speaker 5: Jewel Orange. Wild Blackberry. I'm on board so far.
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  Speaker 6: What's up with Juul?
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  Speaker 5: Is this sponsored by a soda company or something? I'm
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  Speaker 5: not familiar with. We can bust into these. Maybe they're
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  Speaker 5: on board with them. Kids, not only do you need candy,
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  Speaker 5: you also need to do a little inhaling on this.
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  Speaker 6: We have lots of things that we put our name on.
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  Speaker 8: I'm both relieved and disappointed by the flavor offerings because
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  Speaker 8: these are very.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no like earwigs.
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  Speaker 8: There's no like brains.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. We've done most of the other ones we've done
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  Speaker 5: that are usually like, this tastes like zombie. And I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: that really wasn't the thing. This tastes like zombie.
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  Speaker 8: Was it the Skittles we had a couple years ago?
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  Speaker 5: The Skittles was a zombie flavored one that I'm using quotes,
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  Speaker 5: flavored one that really was more like rotting cabbage or something.
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  Speaker 7: It was not a good one.
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  Speaker 5: Version.
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  Speaker 1: And it was one of those where it was regular
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  Speaker 1: flavored ones and so you didn't know unless you ate one.
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  Speaker 5: Because I think one of us got regular flavors and
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  Speaker 5: we were like, no, these are great! And the other went,
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  Speaker 5: oh god! So they sucker you in.
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  Speaker 7: That was not fun.
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  Speaker 5: So there's the food options, but I told you I
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  Speaker 5: was borrowing your refrigerator. We also have a beverage. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't get tons because I didn't know any of them.
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  Speaker 5: A paper bag, I see. Well, like a true wino.
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  Speaker 8: I keep it in a paper bag.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking about it. But when I saw this, I
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  Speaker 5: was way too excited, mostly about the label. A bottle
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  Speaker 5: of blood. So I, back in the olden days, was
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  Speaker 5: a sucker for some Jones soda. We're not sponsored by Jones,
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  Speaker 5: but if they want to give us money, I'm all
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  Speaker 5: for it. But I saw this yesterday and was like,
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  Speaker 5: a bottle of blood with a big vampire face on it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on board. So if you want to get us
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  Speaker 5: fancy glasses, or we can all just swig out of
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  Speaker 5: the same bottle, whichever.
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  Speaker 6: Blood chalice.
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  Speaker 5: Since the wedding, we have 8,000 glasses.
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  Speaker 10: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: You did say you got a little bit of glassware.
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  Speaker 8: Blood sucker.
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  Speaker 6: That's super cool. I remember Jones from... I mean, they
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  Speaker 6: were the only ones that had like a green, like
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  Speaker 6: artificial green and artificial blue soda. And as a kid,
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  Speaker 6: it's like, yes, that's what I want.
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  Speaker 8: This is, I mean.
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  Speaker 5: It's very bloody.
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  Speaker 8: It's almost blood-like. I mean, like the blood that you
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  Speaker 8: pour off your steak.
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  Speaker 5: Just what we're going for. Also busting into these jelly
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  Speaker 5: bellies here. So let's see. What do I end up with?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's some candy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Do I need to get the bottle opener?
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  Speaker 5: No. I think it's a twist off. Am I pouring it?
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  Speaker 6: Would you?
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  Speaker 5: Please? I'm busy having candy corn flavored jelly beans.
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  Speaker 6: How's that?
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  Speaker 10: Interesting?
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  Speaker 5: I'm going with interesting. I like candy corn, which I
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  Speaker 5: know nobody likes candy corn, but they're all wrong.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what flavor this is, but I'm enjoying it.
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  Speaker 10: Which one?
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  Speaker 8: It's the golden one.
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  Speaker 5: Seems like that'd be pumpkin, but I don't think we
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  Speaker 5: had a pumpkin option. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, it is vaguely orangey.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so I got a caramel corn one.
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  Speaker 5: I got the purple-y one.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, Nora.
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  Speaker 5: You're welcome. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to pass on the caramel corn, I think.
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  Speaker 5: Now, are we all going to drink this at the
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  Speaker 5: same time like some sort of blood ritual so we
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  Speaker 5: can be initiated into this cult? We've long been a cult,
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  Speaker 5: so you've just been roped in now. I hope you're happy.
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  Speaker 6: I am very, very happy. Sucker.
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  Speaker 5: He fell right into our trap.
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  Speaker 6: No, thanks for bringing these. I'm like, I'm super curious.
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  Speaker 8: Those are good. Those are really good.
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  Speaker 5: That was the test run last time when we were like, look,
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  Speaker 5: they've already got candy out for Halloween.
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  Speaker 6: I literally, well, we were listening to the episode and
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  Speaker 6: I literally screamed in the car and be like, what?
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  Speaker 5: I like ghost toast. And she was like, ha ha.
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  Speaker 8: Are we supposed to clinky clinky?
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  Speaker 5: Are we clinking? All right, this is official.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for having me on, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Blood sacrifice.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't taste like blood.
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  Speaker 8: I don't get much of.
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  Speaker 5: A flavor at all. Not enough iron, really.
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  Speaker 8: I like the.
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  Speaker 5: Flintiness that you get from normal blood.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be like cherry?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's just like a strawberry?
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  Speaker 8: It has a stronger scent than it does flavor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Red?
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  Speaker 7: It's red.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I didn't buy a whole six pack. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't know that we wanted to sit here drinking it
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  Speaker 5: the whole time, but we definitely needed to test it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not bad.
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  Speaker 8: I don't hate it.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's super good.
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  Speaker 7: It just doesn't.
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  Speaker 6: It tastes like much. Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's not as much flavor as I expected, actually.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: I got a purple.
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  Speaker 5: You test the purple, and then we'll come up with
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  Speaker 5: more ridiculous things. Ooh, the purple's good.
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  Speaker 6: Purple is good.
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  Speaker 7: That is caramel corn.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what to do with it.
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  Speaker 8: There's something about popcorn-flavored candy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I kind of like the idea of the
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  Speaker 5: popcorn when it's the basic version. But then every time
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know. Shouldn't I just go make popcorn?
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  Speaker 8: Well, my tongue says, yes, this is popcorn. But my
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  Speaker 8: brain says the texture's all wrong.
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  Speaker 5: This is weird and chewy. This is confusing me. All right,
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: the other ongoing Halloween party, festivities, activities type thing. So,
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  Speaker 5: as usual, we've been doing our representations of ourselves.
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  Speaker 8: Have we?
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't going to bother bringing them, but I made
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  Speaker 5: some modifications. So, Nora's was probably the biggest one, so
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  Speaker 5: I thought she'd be excited to see. Yes, I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: about Legos, like always.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 5: So, not only are you a witch, but you got
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  Speaker 5: a whole witch outfit this year. Including, if you'll notice,
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  Speaker 5: there's a frog in your pocket. Oh, my old friend. Phillip,
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  Speaker 5: I decided you needed a more piratey shirt. Yes. And
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: I think I found a different hat, too. So, you're
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  Speaker 5: even more piratey than usual.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh, it's a fancy pirate hat.
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  Speaker 5: Mine, I went as realistic as real life because I
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  Speaker 5: was like, Back in the day, I would have put
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  Speaker 5: on a whole big outfit and worn it around all day,
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  Speaker 5: but now I'm just, I don't have the patience for
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  Speaker 5: it anymore. So I'm sticking with my skeleton hoodie action.
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  Speaker 5: So I didn't put much effort in and that seems
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  Speaker 5: about right.
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  Speaker 6: It's classic.
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  Speaker 8: Very Crypt Keeper.
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  Speaker 5: And then I had no idea until a few hours
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  Speaker 5: ago that we had another party in this party. And
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: normally it took, like it took a long time to
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: piece together these random goings on for our three. So
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: the fact that I came up with this, I'm shocked
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  Speaker 5: as well as it turned out. But you also get
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  Speaker 5: to be a cowboy, Pierce. Oh! So, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how accurate I am, but considering I didn't have any
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: outside options, I just had to go with what I
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: could find. It's not too far off.
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  Speaker 8: It's a spitting image of you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not too.
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  Speaker 5: I was kind of like.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: By the end, I was like, you're just going to
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: get a helmet, I guess. You can be Darth Vader
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  Speaker 5: and have a giant helmet on. But I came with
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: that guy, and I went, oh, you know, not too
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  Speaker 5: far off. Yeah, he's like Wyatt Earp.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I figured, I didn't know if you wanted that
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: many bandoliers, but you got them. You can keep like
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: cell phone and keep other crap in there too. So
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: one of.
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  Speaker 7: Your favorite, tell me your favorite movie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My favorite, my, one of my favorite movies is tombstone.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Like it is awesome. I think you and everyone's dad
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  Speaker 5: in America.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, I'm a product of the nineties. Like
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: that is definitely like nineties. It's one of those friendly movies.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: You can't like as much as there are times when
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's just kind of your standard Western type thing.
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  Speaker 5: But if you go back and watch it, those performances,
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  Speaker 5: specifically Val Kilmer, is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 6: Doc Holliday, he's the best.
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  Speaker 5: But even Michael Biehn, who hit and miss, you never
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  Speaker 5: know what you're going to get from him in a movie,
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  Speaker 5: but he's really good in that.
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  Speaker 8: It's surprising.
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  Speaker 5: Look, there we are, trick-or-treating.
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  Speaker 2: Look at us.
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  Speaker 5: But, see, that was the other thing. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: normally we've got a spooky house, which is still sitting
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  Speaker 5: there by the door, so I'll put us back there later.
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  Speaker 5: But there's a spooky house we'll be, you know, hanging
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  Speaker 5: out by. Going on our pumpkin ride. What are those
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  Speaker 5: tractor things they do? Hayride? Hayride! That's a thing. I
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: don't leave the house much. So, yeah, we'll be hanging
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  Speaker 5: out and doing our hayride. But the other thing, I
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  Speaker 5: don't think we've ever done this before. So we've definitely
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: hung out with Scooby before.
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  Speaker 2: Aww.
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  Speaker 5: But... We've never had the full-on Mystery Machine. Whoa. So
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: now I've decided the other guys got super rich with
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: that company, and they all retired. Scooby's like, look, it's
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: the Scooby gang. I got to do my own thing.
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: So he and the Mystery Machine came along, and now
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: we're the new Scooby gang. So there you go. We're
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: hanging out in the Mystery Machine with Scooby.
• 13:54
  Speaker 6: So is Scooby driving before he met us?
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  Speaker 5: I don't trust me doing it. So unless one of
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  Speaker 5: you wants to claim it, Scooby's in charge.
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  Speaker 7: That's fine with me.
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  Speaker 5: So once again, Halloween traditions continue. I've always been a
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: fan of props on an audio format. Obviously, because that's
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  Speaker 5: all I do.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I did bring the Scooby zombie because, you know. Fun.
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  Speaker 7: Is that not the bet?
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  Speaker 5: That is pretty awesome. It's totally of his stylings. The
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: color scheme's perfect from the show. It's really nice work there, guys.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: We also need to be sponsored by Legos, I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 10: Please.
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  Speaker 5: So, the only other thing in our continuing update saga,
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: because normally you would have come up the walkway and
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: you could have seen the progress of the pumpkin patch. Oh, yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: But because we reversed things and we're a slightly different
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: location now, I have to show you what's going on
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: out there I was going to take one today, but
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: it's been like pounded with rain for two days straight.
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  Speaker 5: So I figured I better go with one from before
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  Speaker 5: that happened. So I'm assuming if you're listening, you know,
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: but if not, there's a pumpkin patch I put inside
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: of my house out front like a psychopath. So here's
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  Speaker 5: what it currently looks like.
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  Speaker 7: That looks promising.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that looks great.
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  Speaker 8: That looks very sincere.
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  Speaker 5: It's giant leaves that have completely overtaken that area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And so far, not a pumpkin in the.
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  Speaker 7: Well, there are weird flowers, which I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: Did the pumpkins show up where the flowers are? I
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I think that... What am I, a farmer?
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: The flowers die and then the pumpkins come out.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: The pumpkin shoots out and becomes a sentient being and
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: attacks people or something like that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: I think eggplants do that, too.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not a botanist.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: I just know emojis, and that's not what that means
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  Speaker 5: at all.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like you're the closest out of all of
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: us to be a botanist.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know anything about plants.
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  Speaker 5: I have a pumpkin patch.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: We have had one successful plant outside. And that's you.
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  Speaker 8: Is it that big tree?
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  Speaker 1: In the back corner.
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  Speaker 8: See, I was making a joke. It was here before
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  Speaker 8: you guys got here.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: I can't see around the tree.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: I'm tired.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Slow on the uptake on that one.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: It wasn't a good joke anyway so props out of
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: the way um i guess our normal go-to have you
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: seen anything creepy lately in this halloween season yes.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Should i go first oh sure oh we should have
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: picked one for you yeah think of something okay well
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: i'm gonna.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Steal this one at some point he walked in and
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: went what the hell are you watching.
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: We watched the movie Oddity.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Anyone's heard of that?
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: How recent is this? It just came out, yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: And it just came on streaming.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: You will love it.
• 16:55
  Speaker 10: It's great.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: It is absolutely what you want. Oh, yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: It's like a very neat little ghost story that has
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: some humor in it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I heard about it or not.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Um, it's about this woman who gets murdered in her
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: house that she's renovating and her twin sister is like
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: blind and also kind of psychic and is trying to
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: like kind of get justice for her killing.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Maybe I haven't heard about this.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: And she has this giant wooden mannequin.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: That's not creepy at all.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: That would be right at Brian's alley.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: See, yeah, you guys told me it was weird. It's
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: not weird. That lady has one too.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Well, it's definitely like, I don't know, psychological.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, because she owns an oddity shop, so that's
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: why it's called Oddity.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: See?
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Will someone give me one of those?
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And it's really fun.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And the director is Damian McCarthy, who.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: He did that one other one.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He did a movie called Caveat, which is also very...
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he's a great director. He's really good at
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: very slow tension building. And then there are four or
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: five jump scares that... made me yell out every single
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: time i really didn't see him coming.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: And all the supernatural horrifying things and there are like
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: i don't know they're scary looking too right because there's
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: like i don't know caveat i didn't i wasn't quite
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: as scared by the monsters and stuff that were in
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: there in quite the same way i don't know it
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: was awesome you'll love it it's really fun.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It's a great tight little spooky fun.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: We actually tried watching it again last night, but I
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: think I only made it about halfway through.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we started it again last night.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: So that one's yours. It was so good, you slept
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: through it. Which is every review of a movie for
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: me these days. All I do is turn it on
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: and go, wait, where did I? No, I was not
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: at this point. What the hell happened? Oh, sleeping again.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Have you seen anything? I have.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: I watched Sleepaway Camp Parts 2 and 3. lucky to
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: back i don't know about that.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I remember having a it might have come after the
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: there was a period where i was like a bunch
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: of the things that had a little weird following that
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: i was like i don't think i've seen that so
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: i started going through trying to like check these off
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: the list and at one point sleepaway camp was something
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: i hadn't seen and i was not prepared and then
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: i watched it was like holy shit And then it
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: was like, but there's more. So I think I watched
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: at least two and three. I know they've done a
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: four and I think later another recent.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: I have no idea.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Add on.
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: I feel like I'm returned to sleep.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: But I remember, yeah, two and three were within years
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: of the first one. So how do you feel about
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: those movies?
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: Hey, I enjoyed the hell out of both of them.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: That's how I remember it. I don't remember details at all,
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: but I remember enjoying them and not quite as much
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: of a shock value as the first one.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Part two, definitely not the same shock value. They try to...
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: to keep it kind of serious like the first one,
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: but the silliness creeps in real quick. And then part
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: three is just silly from start to finish. It gets
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: to the point where she starts making one-liners after every
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: single kill.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Look, if Freddy has taught us anything, that's how you
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Poor Angela.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: But they're so.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Like in part two you almost well at the end
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: of part one I felt sorry for Angela in part
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: two I'm like no she's just no she's a horrible
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: person I was like she's just a basket case and
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: in part three it's like yeah whatever I'm just gonna
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: sit back and.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Watch at this point I mean if there's no Judy
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: anymore we're just wasting our time without Judy there's no Judy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: I should have been Judy for Halloween this year.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you've got a pony-o, you can do
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: it right now.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: And a t-shirt that just says Judy. Which is my
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: favorite thing.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Such an awesome look. Movie-wise, I was just looking at it,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: and I was like, what have I watched? Most of
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: it wasn't horror. I mean, unless you're counting that new
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Crow movie, which... If you were listening, I just talked
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: a whole lot about that one. But, by the way, Gorefest.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Don't know if anyone knew that going in, but in
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: case you were wondering, should I watch that? If you
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: want to see some gory shit. Yeah, The New Crow. Really?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Who knew?
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Not at all. I don't understand. This is what I
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: went on about forever, but if they would have just
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: not called it that, everybody would have been fine.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Like, it's just that all you did was piss off
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: the fans. Like, it doesn't, I don't know why they
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: think it has name recognition anyway this far in. Like,
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: either you're a fan or you don't care. Right. So,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: it's one or the other. You're not cashing in on
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: a whole new Gen Z crowd that cares about it. Like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: they don't, they weren't there when the comic came out,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: so they're not old school fans. What are you doing? So, yeah,
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: if they just would have given it a different title.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: The Crow.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Pulling Redemption, you know, something.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Crows.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something else.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: It would have been different because it's a totally different story,
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: but yeah, stylistically very different in the gore factor because
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: it is pretty bloody. Gotta say, gotta say. So there's that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: But the other one I was thinking, I was watching
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: this the other day and I was like, I wonder
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: if Nora has been tempted by this. I don't know
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: if you even have this channel, but, um, I know
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: you're not into the Marvel world, but Agatha all along
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: is very witchy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: I've seen, yeah. I'm not a Marvel person, but I'm.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Like, that'd be fun.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I knew that, but I was wondering because it's so
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: sort of detached. I mean, it's got a tie in,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: it's direct tie into WandaVision, but again, I was watching
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: it going, if you didn't see anything, how much would
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: you like not give a shit and just watch it
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: because you're watching witchy stuff? Because it's, All kinds of witchies.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: It's a very modern era. If you were a witch,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: what would you be like? Where would you be? What
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: would your job be? What would you have to do
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: to try to pretend like you're a normal person? Yeah,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: it's some interesting stuff thrown in there. So I'm several
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: episodes in, and I'm just hoping it doesn't... They've done
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: weird things with their other series. I'm like, don't be Loki.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Don't be Loki. Because Loki just became nonsense. Like, it
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: was just... Cool visuals that make absolutely no sense for
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: 45 minutes. Enjoy! I'm like, guys, it does look cool.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: What are we doing here? Why am I watching this bullshit? So,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: no offense. I like Hiddleston and all, but that show
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: had so minimal payoff for the ridiculous amount of time
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: they devoted to it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: I think it was a critical mass of just Marvel
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: media kind of all coming together.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: And I don't think... Feige still got his name attached
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: to everything. But I'm like, I don't think they know
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: what to do anymore. So like, they're just like, we
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: got to the end point. Now it's been years and
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: we still don't know how to recover. Like we spent
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: a decade building up to this and then we did it. Great.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Everybody loved it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Now what do we do? Like, so that's been years
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: now of them going, well, what do we do now?
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: And like, there's been so many misfires of like, this
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: will work. Nope. This will work.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: So this one's at least interesting so far, but yeah,
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: super witchy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: Is that on Disney Plus?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Yes. Don't worry, they're hiking their prices. So in case
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: you were thinking, I don't know if I have enough
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: for that. It costs more now.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's one that we don't have.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: We're, I don't know. I feel like we've totally, this
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: is just random real world complaints. We're right back where
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: we were. Like the whole idea before was like cutting
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: the cable. We're getting free of all these horrible things
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: they do to us on regular TV, paying for cable.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, but now. You have to have at
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: least 17 different streaming services to see the things you
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: want to see. And then on top of that before,
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: like with your pay cable products, like your Showtimes and
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: HBOs in the beginning, that was the whole pitch was like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: no commercials. This is the greatest thing ever. Every one
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: of them has commercials. I know. Like Hulu just changed it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Disney's now starting to change it. Netflix just changed it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, at least, I mean, points to Netflix.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Normally they don't have a whole lot of great stuff,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: but like third, what I've watched of it when they
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: switched over, it's really quick. Like they're maybe 30 seconds
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: and they're out of the way and you're good for
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: quite a while, if not your whole half hour show.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: So they're at least quick on there. But yeah, I mean,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: at what point are we just right back where we were?
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Because I feel like we're already there. Oh, yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Someone's just going to consolidate and it's going to be like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: this is the greatest thing since cable television.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: But we already had that. So now I'm trying to
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: decide what's the next thing that's going to come in
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: and be like, we're going to be so much better
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: than this option. Are they beaming it straight to our brain?
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: They come to your house and they act out the show.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Now that might be interesting.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: I would pay $ 14. 99 a month.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: That would be... You have to clear out the rumpus
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: room so they go, all right, come on in. Now, Loki, go!
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: This is going to look really bad.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Just a guy with glow sticks.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Those aren't even good horns. Yeah. Better horns. This looks terrible.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Like, that's just my life with peers. He just comes
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: out from another room.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Glow sticks. Everywhere you go, glow sticks.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: I have no problem believing that. Like, I think I
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: just assumed that anyway.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I can see. Yeah, I can see.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I am the loudest thing in this house.
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: And Nelson lives here.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's saying a lot. I think you're throwing down
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: the gauntlet with Nelson. He might take you out today.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: He's over there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: He's in some rumble.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know a moment's peace.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: That seems right, actually.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Anything else before we get rolling? The next phase of
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: the party. Because it really is a fancy gathering where
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: we're going to watch the movie.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, I can't wait. What is the name of the actor,
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: the lead actor's name in this movie?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I went to double check on how to say his
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: last name. Dasmulchian? It's something. Hold on here. Let me
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: find it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Because Nora and I have been watching a lot of these,
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: what do you want to call them? Documentaries?
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Dasmulchian. I think is the way it's supposed to be.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: David Dasmulchian.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and Shudder, they're doing like a.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: horror's greatest so every week they put out like you
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: know it's like Japanese horror like giant monsters or horror
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: comedies or Stephen King adaptations so with the little talking
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: head interview things and he's.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: He's like all over it oh really yeah yeah for
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: sure so I don't know what horror scholarship slash popular
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: you know figureheads.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Are we should get to him yeah after the movie
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: because there is reasons that he's in this movie yeah
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: so All right. Awesome. Let's go watch Late Night with
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: the Devil. That's what it says on the screen over there.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'll make popcorn.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Yes! This is a party.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: See y'all later.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: I am so glad my internet went out.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Monsters do have their place. In the zoo.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: In your nightmares.
• 28:04
  Speaker 11: In the deep.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: In your favorite horror movies. but not in your living room,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: on your TV. Don't let pay TV be the monster
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: in your living room. Pay TV and cable TV companies
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: are seeking the right to charge you for the very
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: programs you now get free. If you want to stop
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: pay TV and save free television, sign the petition in
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: the lobby of this theater. Let your lawmakers know how
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: you feel in the fight against pay TV and cable TV. Friday,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: a Halloween special starring Paul Lynn. Turning myself on. And
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: his special guests, Tim Conway, Florence Henderson, Donny and Marie Osmond,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Pinky Tuscadero, and the Incredible Kids. All on the Paul
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Lynn Halloween special.
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: Friday on ABC.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: It's time for Sofa Theater. We are back in five, four, now.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Here's Mr.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Midnight, Jack Dallow.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: Oh, good evening, night owls, and thank you for allowing
• 29:22
  Speaker 11: me into your living rooms once again. Well, night owls,
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: we've got a heck of a show in store for
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: you tonight, and I'm very excited for you to see.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: It all unfold before your very eyes. I really hope
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: you love it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Gosh, I hope you love it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Please love it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Please love it. Please love it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to host the national syndicated talk show and
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: i'm trying to help you keep it on the air
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: we all know how important it is to keep our
• 29:48
  Speaker 11: sponsors and affiliates happy but in my humble opinion there
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: is only one person who really matters in this whole
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: darn crazy business.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: And that is you our viewer.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: You're meddling with things you don't understand.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Whoa!
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: Now, as you know, here on Night Owls, we think
• 30:06
  Speaker 11: it's very important to keep an open mind. Please welcome Dr.
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: June Ross Mitchell and Lily, the young subject of the book,
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: Conversations with the Devil.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I really don't think it's a good idea, Jack. It's
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: becoming more unpredictable. That's a good thing. That's why we
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: still do live TV.
• 30:22
  Speaker 11: Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for a live television
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: first as we attempt to commune with the devil.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Lily, can you hear me?
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: Good to see you again, Jack.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Lily, return to me.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: This isn't about ratings anymore.
• 30:53
  Speaker 11: No one's going anywhere.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: How could you let it happen, Jack? How could you
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: let it happen? Please be warned.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Anyone with young children in the room... You're.
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: About to see.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: You okay, Jack?
• 31:03
  Speaker 11: Is profoundly disturbing and shocking.
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: Here comes the devil. Oh, here comes the devil. Oh,
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: here comes the devil.
• 31:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, the devil with the devil, says I.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Look out for the devil. Look out for the devil.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: Look out for the devil.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, the devil with the devil says aye.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: You're so afraid of old man Satan, now why don't
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: you stop your hesitating? You're gonna be a long time dead,
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: so the devil with the devil says aye.
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: You're always giving me the dickens, telling me that life's
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: no easy pickings.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: But just as long as I have fun, why the
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: devil with the devil says aye. You can have your
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: social teas and bingo.
• 32:01
  Speaker 10: For your fun.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: But the things I like to do, you stop me
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: one by one. Now even if you make me stronger,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: that ain't gonna make me live no longer. So even
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: if I go to.
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: The devil with the devil says hi.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Look out for the devil, look out for the devil.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: Oh, the devil with the devil says hi.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I'm loaded up on apple cider and popcorn, so I'm
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: ready to go.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: Speaking of which, put in that cattleman seasoning. I thought there.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Was something there.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: It's the move, and it's vegan.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: There's not actually beef in it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: There's no cattle in it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: There's not an actual cattleman.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: There's no cattleman ground up in there. It's not human meat.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: It's the human note.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: So, we're back in this week's technically for real sofa
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: we actually sat on a sofa and watched it which
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: i used to do this show was actually built on
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: that move right there and i don't understand how it
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: happened every week it was every week and we did
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: the show the watch the movie part the whole movie
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: wrap-up part like every week i don't understand how that
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: happened because now i'm exhausted just thinking about it so
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: It's a special occasion when we get to do that again.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: So I'm glad.
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: Very comfy couch.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We got to settle in.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: But it did because I was about to take a nap.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: A very pleasant nap.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: They're still after the show.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: We're going to wrap up and go lay down on
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: the couch. See you later. It's so good.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: It's a good couch.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: So, yes. This week's very special Halloween episode of Sofa
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Theater Feature is Late Night with the Devil. Exactly. The
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: year is 2023. The directors are Cameron... Is it Carnes? C-A-I-R-N-E-S.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Carnes?
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Canes? And Colin.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: So I'm assuming they're related of some sort. They both
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: have that last name.
• 34:04
  Speaker 12: And the plot, according to IMDb, a live television broadcast
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: in 1977 goes horribly wrong, unleashing evil into the nation's
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: living rooms.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Spoiler alert, we're going to run the hell out of
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: this movie.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't say it went horribly wrong.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Depends on what you're looking for in a TV show.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: I think it was quite entertaining, so isn't that really
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: what we were looking for?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I think it went about the way that you'd think
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: it would probably go.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Are you not entertained? That's what it's all about. Sweep week,
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: damn it. So, I knew of this. I didn't know
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: a ton. Again, I kind of avoided a ton of
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: learning about it. I was just like, I like that guy.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Sounds creepy. I'll be up for it at some point.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: And here we are. So how familiar with the concept
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: were you going into this?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw it when it came out a few
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: months ago. And then right after we watched it, we
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: watched Ghostwatch from BBC, which is a great little companion
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: piece because that was kind of the real life situation,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I guess, that they based it on.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Which, for those who don't know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of real things that they're borrowing from
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: this spot.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Ghostwatch was.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: It was a TV movie that they played on air
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: on the BBC that was made to look like a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: real broadcast by the BBC.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: So it had a nice War of the Worlds reaction?
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Well, especially because when they aired it, two things went wrong.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: One was that Um, another TV movie had ended a
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: little bit late. And so the original disclaimer of this
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: is a TV movie got cut. And so it just
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: went straight into it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: And the other thing that happened was they had set
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: up a hotline that like the number flashes while you're
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: watching it all throughout the broadcast. And it was supposed
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: to play a message that was like, this is not.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: Real, don't worry.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And instead, the phone lines were so overloaded that when
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: people called, they just got a busy signal instead. Wow.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: So people were calling in to be like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It was an amazing outcome. It sounds fantastic. What was it, Ghostwatch?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so the whole situation is they're going to
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the most haunted house in England and live broadcasting from
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: there while they investigate.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: And of course, it gets spookier and spookier, so.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: i've heard about it for years but yeah i have
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: not watched it so.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I love that highly recommend yeah it's great we should
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: oh yeah you guys stay after and we'll just watch.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: That while we're in the background yeah as we're curled
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: up on the couch.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: There but so i love the like meta-ness of the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: whole live tv that's what i.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Like because in in getting ready for this i saw
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: it described as like found footage yeah and i was
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: like oh i didn't i was like yeah i guess
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: but i'm like it's not your normal shaky cam bullshit
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: like it's set up like a tv show which we're
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: used to watching i watch more late night shows than
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: most people my whole life so it's like i'm so
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: used to that being a format i don't even think
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: of it like it's a reality television bullshit like it
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: is set up like a formatted television show so we're
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: actually you really comfortable with that idea so i yeah
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: it doesn't register that way to me which is maybe
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: why i liked it as much yeah it doesn't have
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: your normal shaky cam we're going in a haunted house
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: come with me like following them around anywhere it's on
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: a set we're in the specific camera locations and that's
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: all we really need and yeah it all.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Works really well i forgot about the part at the
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: very beginning where they kind of do the recap of
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know if that was the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: best way they could.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Have done that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, you need some of those pieces. Yeah. So
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: it would be like you'd have to start working more
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: in throughout the story if you didn't do the whole,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: here's the spiel at the beginning of all that stuff.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Is everybody, you know, like is everybody affected by what,
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: if it was not just like a found master tape,
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: it's like, does it bring up the idea that everybody
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: in the United States that would have seen this show
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: is affected by the contents of what was in that show?
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Well, that was my question, because they don't tell you
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: what happened after it aired.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: So was the master tape like, that's it?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I mean... We're assuming it was being taped and not
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: going out live. He wasn't touting it like it was
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: a live thing, and they kept going to break.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's where I was confused.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: This would only be a tape that if they decide
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: to put it out to weirdos on the internet like us...
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Because that stuff kind of does get out, actually. In
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: the age of the internet, there are many things that
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I'd heard about that I thought I'd never see, and
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: now I've seen. I'm like, oh, Jesus, no wonder they
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: didn't put this stuff out. So, yeah, everything sort of
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: makes its way out on the internet once it's in existence.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: So this is pretty much how it would work. We'd
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: eventually be watching the footage. So I guess that's what
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: it was. The master tape leaked. We've seen it, people.
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: All right. Well, apparently in 1977, there was live TV.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was. But usually, I don't think Johnny didn't
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: go directly out live because Lord knows what, Sammy Davis Jr.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: would come on and do something awful. They'd have to
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: run a deal. Because even Saturday Night Live became not
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: live because somebody was going to say the F word.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: So they had that seven second delay that they built in.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: They were like, okay, as soon as they say it,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: we can bleep them out. Even though technically it's live,
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: it's also delayed just enough for us to catch whatever
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: horrible thing they say. So, yeah, I don't know. That
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: part was kind of interesting. And the fact that you
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: said in 1977, they were so specific. The reason it's
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: in 1977, I'm like, you could have just made this
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: story happen because guess what?
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: It's fake.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: No, they specifically made it because there's only one Halloween
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: that falls on a Monday that would have been the
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: beginning of Sweeps Weeks in the entirety of the 70s
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: and it was 1977. I was like, you could have
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: just said that. We weren't going to check. Even dorks
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: like us wouldn't have bothered checking. But yeah, they did
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: the research to go, this is the only Halloween Monday
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: in the 70s. Like, it all falls on 1977.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Dang. That's... You guys went to some extra work for
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: that one. Good for you. But it also reminded me, again,
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: watching late night television as long as I have, it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: been a while since I've had a good Billy Carter joke.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: They've really gone out of style these days. I don't
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: know why.
• 40:37
  Speaker 12: Before there was Roger Clinton, we had Billy Carter.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Roger clinton exactly like i know who that is but
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: again you had the butt of the joke that became
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: like the go-to for late night television like there's always
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: somebody to make jokes about so yeah i like that
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: they were just realistic enough that like yeah yeah billy
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: carter jokes that's what it's all about man so i
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: don't know where else do you want to dive into
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: this i.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: Don't know my brain's still processing yeah yeah you really
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: just got hit with it well yeah it usually takes
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: me a day or two to that's.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Why i don't do these also as time's going on
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: i sort of like the extra processing time just to
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: wrap my head around some of these crazy movies so
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: yeah because i'm.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: Sure i'll be in the car on the way home going.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute you know what we did need a
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: couple extra logos at the beginning of They were a
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: little upset that we didn't get six or eight.
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: Who made what?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I think it was eight or nine different productions.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: How many hands are in the pocket?
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: I love communal work, but what do you do? Is
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: it just a various paper that you sign?
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: I feel bad for every studio that is involved. That
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: wasn't the one that had the animated.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the animated horror characters were badass.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Who was that again?
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: I don't even remember. Good Fiend? Yeah, I think that
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: was it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Well done.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: That should be at the front of every movie.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Can't you condense the other ones? Good Fiend and Friends?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Just a list that scrolls by, and these guys too,
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: but mostly Good Fiend.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: I have to say that tops the one that was
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: at the end of Buffy. With the little alien.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We don't like him anyway. Buffy I like. That guy.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Now we have reason to be.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: Like, I wasn't trying to bring that up.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I was saying, though, that is his production company
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: because then it was on Angel and it was on
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: whatever else he tried to do after that. And then
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: slowly we've worked him out of the scenario. Just bring
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: back Buffy.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Come on now.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Doug Jones.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: The Gentleman.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: The gentleman himself.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that episode, The Gentleman, about those tall, scary guys.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: He's a tall, scary guy. Very true.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: But he's so nice.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: He's so sweet. Not scary as a person. He's very
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: scary in most of his creatures. But yeah, not so
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: scary as a regular dude. He is very tall. And skinny.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: But cuddly. If you get anywhere... Oh, see, I have.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: If you get anywhere near him, you will be cuddled, so.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Fair warning.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: That's just great.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: I want to be cuddled by Doug Jones.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: That can be arranged.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Maybe one day.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Well, just get in the room with him. It'll happen.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: So....
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Aside from cuddling... Again, this is tied to a lot
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: of specific things. There is a weird... And it was
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: only in thinking about it, I was like, no, this
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: was at the same time. So again, not that big
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: a deal for the outside world, but I had weird
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: connections with two different pieces of this movie. And then
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I was like, wait, those happened at the same thing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: So our David Lead guy was actually in a movie
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: that I went to the film festival to cover, if
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: we're pretending like I'm an actual show.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: And.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Talk to the director. It's actually a really good movie
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: called Animals. And if you want to watch something depressing
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: about people trying to get off drugs, it's really well made.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: It's terrific acting and directing, but it's not a cheery movie.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: But I remember that's one of the first times I
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: recognized him by name. He's been around for a long time.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: He's in The Dark Knight, for God's sake. I forgot
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: he's one of the cops in The Dark Knight.
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: At the very beginning, right? Yeah, he's in there with
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: the Joker in the Dark Knight. What? Oh, man. I
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: didn't remember that until today when I started to look.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I was like, what else do I know him from?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: He's been in tons of stuff. Yeah. But yeah, Animals
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: was the first one. And when they did the showing
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: of the movie and then they did a Q &
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: A kind of thing afterward, he was actually shooting whatever
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: his next thing was. So he couldn't physically be there.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: He zoomed in. Which I was like, that's kind of cool.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Most people would be like, tough luck, can't do it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: He bothered to actually zoom in for the entire Q
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: & A and answer questions from weirdos in the audience.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I have virtually been in the same room
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: with him. Pretend, sort of. But he was live talking
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: to us, so that was kind of cool.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen him in various more horror documentary things, actually
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: talking about horror.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: I feel like I haven't seen him acting in.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, the Batman thing just like turned the light on.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: I totally know exactly.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: The biggest thing he's in, he's part of the little
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: crew in Ant-Man. So there's like Ant-Man and his three
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: guys that break into stuff with him. He's one of
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: the three guys. He has a crazy accent. Oh. So
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: he's like doing kind of a bit. Like that's the thing.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: He's so like immersed in that weird character. Like you're like,
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, that guy. Like doesn't sound like him at
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: all because he's doing a crazy accent. But yeah, so
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: he's been in all three of those Ant-Man movies as
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: like this... way over here side character, but that's probably
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: the most mainstream thing people would probably know him from.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: I haven't been in any of the Ant-Man movies.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: God.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad he.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, my mind is being blown right now.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, he's been in a lot of stuff,
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: but he's just not like a household name, and maybe
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: that's because nobody knows how to say his last name.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: That David something. Anyway, that guy. I like that guy.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: So you're talking accents, and where is he from? What
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: sort of accent does he have?
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: He literally is from America.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: He's from Kansas.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the most American you can get. What's his background?
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: I do not care anymore.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: But I will, while we're figuring out his old school days,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: he is like super geek and like horror aficionado. Like
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: that is even what the directors were saying why they
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: came on board with him for this role. It's like
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: he was already kind of in the running and then
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: when they like Looked him up, he's like, they're reading
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: an article in Fangoria that's written by him. He's writing,
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: he was going over all the horror hosts from back
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: in the day. He's the one writing the article about
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: horror hosts. So it's like, yeah, he's that level of dorkiness.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Good for him. And then he's written, he's a writer
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: in general, but he's also written his own comic that
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: was horror themed. And then, I don't know, I've seen
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: him on.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: I don't love Sven Gulli, but I love the idea
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: of what they do there. And yeah, one of the
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: clips I saw him in, he's wearing one of his shirts.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: So I'm pretty sure he's been on there before and
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: they've done interviews with him. But also there's a reference
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: in there that like his parents are watching and Berwyn,
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: which is the running joke in Svengoolie that they all
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: say the stupid name every time they mention Berwyn.
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: What is that anyway?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: It's a city. It's a small town that one of the...
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: I think the chicken character is from there or something,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: but every time... Anything comes up, they play that. Again,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: that's part of my issues with Suniguli.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: He is also apparently in the music video for Passion
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Pit's Constant Conversations. Well, there you go.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: 2012.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: That's how hip he is.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: I love that song.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: This picture of him that I just clicked on is
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: quite dreamy.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: He just looked kind of like a dork.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: He's a handsome man.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: What do you want?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Apparently he's Iranian, by the way. So that's where the last.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Name comes from. Kansasian.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, Kansasian?
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: His father was Iranian.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: So, Dastmalchian?
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: Dastmalchian.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Dalmatian?
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Sounds like Kansas to me. I would love it if
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: it was Dalmatian. It's so close.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: All of that to say, I think he does a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: really great job as the lead character. And I want
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to see him get more lead roles like that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can see him in character, but also you
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: can see he really is drawn to horror enough that
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: it doesn't come off. fake, he's super into this kind
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: of stuff.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I think that's why he was so immersed in this role.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess he was like an executive producer on
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: it also.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: I thought his name on there.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: He's in a movie called Angry Video Game Nerd the Movie.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like I said, he's been working quite a while.
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: Seems fitting.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: He's been working for quite a while.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: Relatable.
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, he's in Blade Runner. The new one.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, wow, he must have been
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: a kid. But the other weird, because it was weird
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: that I sort of almost ran into him virtually, but
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: that same weekend, that same film festival, they premiered a
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: movie there that was An Honest Liar, which, by the way,
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: freaking awesome.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: Watch it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: But it is a documentary about the amazing Randy. Yes.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Who is who the Carmichael character is based on. And
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: his entire, like it's almost word for word. Like his
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: entire life, he started out as like a magician and
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: like he did all kinds of crazy tricks. And then
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: just turned a corner and was like, no, you guys
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: are screwing people over. And like devoted the rest of
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: his life to just busting people that were scamming people.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: That were doing spoon bending and all of that crazy
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: shit that caught on in the 70s. And like he
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: spent the whole rest of his life just kind of
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: busting people and so much so that there was a
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: reward offered.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: That he did that exact same bit of like, I
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: will give you this amount of money. All you have
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: to do is prove it in my circumstances, not in
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: your shady circumstances. Under controlled situation, make your paranormal thing happen.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Here's the money. Nobody ever did it. So there was a, yeah,
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: that documentary. He was there that weekend. Old man that
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: he was at that point. This was like 2014, I think.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: And he was an old guy by then. And yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: he was there, did an amazing Q & A. And
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: I do have a picture of me with him. So
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: I ran into the amazing Randy while he was still around.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: So that's pretty amazing.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember I saw that documentary.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: It's really good. It is really good. So go watch
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: An Honest Liar after you watch this movie because it's
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: very good. But it was strange that both those were
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: the same weekend. I just thought that was weird. Like,
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I thought about it. I was like, oh, yeah, that.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: And that. And I went, wait, isn't that the same year?
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it was. So I thought that was
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: very strange. Interesting. But that leads a lot into the
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: whole Amazing Randy versus the Carmichael aspect of this. Because
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: it's a huge portion of it. It's like it's the
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: only way all of this stuff really unfolds. Goes horribly,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: horribly wrong.
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Like, had he not been there that night, would it
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: have been a normal show? I don't know. I don't
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: know that you were destined for a normal show, but
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: it certainly got dialed up quite a few notches by Carmichael.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: Somebody wiggling a $ 100, 000 check in your face is also
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: sort of offensive. Just be like, come on, man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't think so. Well, don't say you don't
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: need his money, because the last guy that said I
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: don't need his money... Immediately started convulsing.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: And then died.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: And then died. I should have just asked for the money.
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: But yeah, anybody who wants to, anyone who wants to
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: wave $ 100, 000 in my face, feel free. I'll listen. I'll
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: listen to your turn.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I'll just go along with it. What gets me that check?
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, cool.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a very irresponsible. parapsychologist whatever her title.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Was choices were made is this the return of mental
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: illness girl yes.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Paranormal edition yeah uh don't be her guardian well.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say she did sort of adopt her right
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: i was like i feel like that's a pretty great
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: you're probably not supposed to be waiting i.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Think in the 70s people just adopted kids.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Probably true based on tv shows i've seen different strokes
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: yeah everybody just adopts whoever they want it's all good Yeah, that's.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: What we call dual relationships, and they are not allowed.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: According to this movie, it's fine.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: If someone's a client, but then you also... For example, we.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Have a foster care program, but employees aren't allowed to
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: be foster parents for the kids in our foster care
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: program because they're clients there.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: What if you really like that puppy, though? You want
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: to take it home?
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: You can't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: You can't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: You've got to quit your job, I guess.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: And people have done that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: If you're that committed.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: To a child, I suppose.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Although I don't know why he would be committed to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: the sole survivor of a satanic cult house explosion who
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: speaks like a demon.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was another one that was like, I'm like,
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: I'm watching the footage they're showing. I'm like, so like Waco?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: And then if you read, it's like, yeah. So like
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: basically they based it on. So take the 70s Anton
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: LaVey bullshit that was going on and then cram it
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: into the Waco, busting them and burning things down. And
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: it's pretty much what we end up with. So yeah.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: That, yeah, there is a lot going on.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: There was a lot of things borrowed from in this.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: I kind of liked it because it was just subtle enough.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: They didn't make it about these things.
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: They just sort of stole.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: From reality and were like, yeah, these are things that
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: were going on at that time and we just took
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: from them all.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because the Bohemian Grove.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: That's a real thing.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Not to sound like a conspiracy theory.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Did you read the rundown on it, though?
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I listened to a podcast about it before.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: That's just extra dorky.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's wild.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Can we have a poor person's version of that?
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: Yes, we can.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Just like, I don't know, Magbar or something.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: Grover from the Muppets would be our mascot.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: And then we'll like... I'm on board with this already.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: And then we'll take over the decisions of like, I
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: don't know, local neighborhood councils or something.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, neighborhood advisory board.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: We would have to start small.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Isn't this the group that Fred Flintstone was in? The
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Water Buffaloes or something?
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: The Royal Order.
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: And the Grand Poobah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Him and or the Honeymooners because it's the same show essentially.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: They both had that same little group that they would
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: go off to and have their little man meetings, which
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: is always weird if you ask me.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, is that what like.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: It's not like the Lions Club.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What are those just like random old people clubs?
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: Well, you got the Moose Lodge, you got your Kiwanis,
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: you got your Knights of Columbus, you got your Eagle Oddfellows.
• 55:00
  Speaker 10: Yes, all of them.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: I don't trust any of those, by the way.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all of those.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: How odd do you got to be, man?
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: Are those poor people bogeymen?
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: No one's knocking on my door to ask me to
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: be an Oddfellow.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Right, you sink them out.
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: Then you got your Freemasons. You got your.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: That's as far as I know.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: It's a little more secretive. So the Bohemian Grove, it
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: gives the address of where they're located in California here.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: Well, that's no fun anymore.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: The membership boasts several politicians, including three presidents of the
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: United States, industrialists, and other noted figures. One of the
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Grove's real founders was... This guy's name. the author of
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: several horror stories, and the cynical Devil's Dictionary, the Grove's rituals,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: which have been described as falling between occult and kitsch,
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: include frequent images of owls. So it wasn't even like
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: they came up with an offshoot version. They just stole
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: the owls.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, have you seen the picture? I looked it up earlier.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: There's a picture of the giant owl statue, and.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: It's, like, really creepy.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: I wrote in my notes, cute owl.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah. Owls are cool.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: If you're going to sucker somebody into joining your club,
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: why not have a giant owl?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the actual 30-foot owl statue.
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Now that it's, because
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: I read about it years ago and it was.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Still like, ooh.
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: They had like one or two grainy photos. And now
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: that it's got like its own Wikipedia page.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: And you can find the address.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I don't care anymore. This isn't cool. This is just
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Scientology now. I know where that place is located too.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go there either.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah. And apparently it's pretty lame. They just get together
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: and do, like, plays.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: It's not even, like, human sacrifice or anything.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: That's how they control the country? Through plays?
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: That's enough. They want to lull them into sleep? Here's
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: a really bad play. That's why I hate everything.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: Because.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Hypnotize you.
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: The secret societies are just a bunch of idiots drinking
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: beer and... Saying, how about we raise gasoline prices?
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: That's all it is. Bastards.
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: Probably not.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: That's pretty lame. So, would you go to this show?
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Were it real?
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: Oh, the show we just watched?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you didn't know what was going to
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: happen and they were like, ooh, we're going to do
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: this spooky Halloween edition of this show that you like.
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: If I knew it was going to be a Halloween edition, yes.
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: Because what I saw in this show and the clips
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: that they were talking about and how Carson was ahead
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: of them in the ratings, I probably would have just
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: watched Carson.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, Carson was pretty good.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: Although after the... chair thing with Lily.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Would you have been like, well, time to go.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I would be like. Okay.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to stay here. Just a couple more
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: years and Letterman will be on. It's fine.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't have left after the projectile vomit of the
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: black ichor from Christmas.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, that guy left, so you're not going to
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: get hit with it anymore. As long as you don't
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: get hit with black goo, it's fine.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: You know, in movies like this, they never comment on
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: the smell of the vomit. And regular vomit stinks. I'm
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: sure we've all been around.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: Vomit, yeah. I'm getting queasy talking about it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right. I bet that.
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: The black goo vomit has to stink.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Black licorice smell, maybe.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Then I'm being bored. Wait a minute. You've got me back.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: There's only one in 10 or 20 people that's on
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: board with that, but I am one of those. I'll
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: take it. That's how you get sucked right into the
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: dark side there.
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: I do love black licorice.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Satan shows up and he's just like, hey, I've got
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: some licorice for you.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: That's all he has for you to eat.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: I'm good with that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, let's make this happen. Do I
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: get that check and some licorice? Because I'm on board.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: You won me over.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Mr. Riggles. It's another one of those that several... variations
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: i mean your go-to is your captain howdy obviously yes
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: but i remember and this was not even late night
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: this was well again we get those little clips at
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: the beginning where he looks like he's turned into geraldo
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: so Along those lines, somewhere in the middle there, I'm
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: guessing in the 90s, there was one that I don't
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: know if I was actually, I feel like I watched
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: the entirety of the episode. So I don't know if
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: I taped it because I had a job. I didn't
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: like hang around the house watching daytime television. It's usually
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: got awful. And this is no exception. I don't even
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: remember which one it was, though. I don't remember if
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: it was a Geraldo or.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: If it was who the hell it was. I'm thinking
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: that it was Donahue.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: It might have been, because Donahue led the pack on
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: that stuff. Like, he was legitimately good at one time,
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: and then just went, fuck it, ratings. Like, he just
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: started doing that same garbage that everybody else did. But
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: there was one that was, they had a girl on there,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: and hers was Mr. Bojangles.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: I think that was.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: And Mr. Bojangles, like, lived inside of her, and took
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: over and did things when she, when it came about.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: and she had no control and she didn't really remember
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: but she knew it was that I'm awake but I'm
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: not awake kind of a thing and Mr. Bojangles came
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: along and I was just like holy shit this is.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: Pretty weird well according to my mom in the early
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: 70s who.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Has been possessed by a Satan demon oh.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: Hang on just shut your whore mouth.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 13: I mean I I wouldn't put it past her no
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 13: I wouldn't either no her sister this was the early
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 13: 70s and her sister was three or four And would
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 13: just sit there and have conversations through the radiator vents.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like one side of conversations. And people would be like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: who are you talking to? And her response was, I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: talking to Mr.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: Mop.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: So this Mr. thing is... It's a thing.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: There's something to it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: It's a thing.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, a ghost watch.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: Well, they would be like, who's Mr.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Mop?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: And she'd be like, well, he's my friend. He's dead.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: He lives down there.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Was she talking to the furnace? Because then we're back
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: to Black Coat's daughter.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: And then just hang out and talk to the furnace.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: It's fine.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Well, in Ghostwatch, the ghost is Mr. Pipes, and they
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: call him that because he talks to them through the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: clinking in the water pipes.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Everyone's insane. How about that?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: That's just the Brits being silly.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: Like, this is too coincidental. I don't know.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever talked to... I'm trying to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: think if my nieces were ever creepy and talked to ghosts.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they are.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: Kids are creepy.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: It's a given.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: But what does a demon have to do to rise
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: to the ranks of captain above mister?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, is that the thing? The rest of
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: them are all just mister, but he actually entered into
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: some sort of demon military unit and became captain.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: Well, that would make you, in the British Navy, mister
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: would make you the first mate.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Swabby. Nobody wants to be Swabby Demon.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: Mr.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: Mop.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: Mr. Mop gets to work. Clean up. There's a lot
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: of black goo. Somebody coughed up over there. Clean that
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: shit up.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to know where is the female representation
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: of the demon?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Why is it on Mr.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: It's the 70s, so she would have been like, uh, Miz.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: That's Mizg.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: It's a parallel. There's only male demons and there's only
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: men allowed at Bohemian Grove.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Aha!
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: The women are there to die. Because that is the weird, again,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: real world part of it. If you go back, it's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: like they, where were the breakdowns on the years? The
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: footage they're showing of him or when he got involved
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: in that was 1969. The wife dies in 1976.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: The folklore thing says if you make a deal with
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: the devil, you get seven years. And then he comes
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: to collect.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: They thought of everything.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: They really kind of, like, more than I expected. For
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: something that you're just watching a thing live going on,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't think they'd be able to insert all these
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: details in there. But they kind of do. Like, it's
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: really well done.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: I like that.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I remember after I watched it the first time, people
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: were saying that you could spot the wife in the background.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kept looking this time, too, because I saw that.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, you definitely see in the very obvious ones,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: but supposedly there's several other inserts along the way that
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: must be super quick, because it's not real obvious.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: I missed them.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: I wasn't watching it for it.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: I was watching 4.1 in particular, and I didn't see it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: I was watching it for the glitches, because every time
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: it glitched, something would happen.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Then it's just Fight Club. Yeah. And it's just Brad
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Pitt doing creepy things and showing porn. Work some porn
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: in here. Come on now.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: It is fun how they also mess with the aspect
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: ratio at different points.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: Like when it's the TV camera.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, and then like the behind the scenes.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Because you have the guy wandering around with the regular
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: camera because you see him run away at one point.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: But he had like a shoulder cam that he's doing
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: like the black and white footage versus the studio cam.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: So yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: You can tell that this movie was made by people
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: who really like horror.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: And know a lot about it. And know the format. Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: that's the thing. I was like, it really structured. So
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: much so, maybe the thing I was most impressed with
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: was the going to commercial cards. Because I've always been fascinated. Because, like, again,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Tonight Show had a version of those, but they were
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: pretty generic. But you get to, like, late night. Like,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Letterman's were awesome. epic and like weird and ridiculous but
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: there were always new ones conan's like pretty good and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: then that's what i was gonna say and then the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: next phase was then conan did it and he did
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: kind of that same thing they were just as weird
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: as letterman's but totally different but there were always new
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: ones like it's not like you saw the same ones
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: every week like maybe later you get one back but
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: it'd be like a month or two down the line
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: you might get a repeat for the most part every
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: night of the week every time they went to a
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: commercial it was a different artwork and And I'm like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: I was fascinated that they had that. It was different
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: every time. It was like, it was that attention to detail.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: I was like, these dorks also know late night television
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: and that's impressive. So yeah, just for the late night accuracies,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: I'm on board with this.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: The band was rocking.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They were very relaxed. I guess that was the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: seventies aspect because you start out, they're all still wearing
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: suits and stuff. So by the time you get the, again, Letterman,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: they're just like, ah, just show You guys know what
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Well, unfortunately, Miss Cleo something, who was supposed to perform.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we never got bumped.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: What a job that would be, though. Like, I got
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: a job in this movie. I'm in a window that
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: pops up on a TV show that doesn't exist, and
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I don't perform. So, I'm in the movie.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I still got paid. I was just like, wow, for you,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: the character, and the actress.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: But I mean, it's kind of fitting because since she
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: got bumped from the show, she may as well get
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: bumped from the movie.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: I think you do get paid either way. So even
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: if you get bumped, you still get your check.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: That's the best acting job.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: You don't have to do anything. But being on there,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: just the second you look, look, there I am. There
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: I survived.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: I'm not a non-dead one. Just me and David hanging
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: out for the sequel.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: I just wonder if that character five years later at concert,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: she's about to perform the song. she would have performed
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: that night and she'd been like, I almost did this
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: and I would have been killed.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: No, I think it would have to be like super serious.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: She'd come out like one spotlight. She'd be like, it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: was five years ago tonight. I was going to do
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: this very song. And then she just kind of, that's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: how you bring in the audience. You really work up
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: that angle. And I think she could ride that for years.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: I do want that now though. I want to come
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: back in like five years. And then he's in an
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: asylum somewhere for having stabbed a 13-year-old girl on potentially television,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: on tape at least.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: I'm very curious as to what happened after that.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: And then she's the only other one, so she comes
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: to visit him in the asylum. She's like, I still
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: didn't get to do my song.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: You said you'd have me back at a later date.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: Carson won't call me back.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: This is terrible.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's our only people left for the sequel.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: That would be a fun sequel. I'd watch that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: Why Mr. Riggles? I get, like, why, but, like... Well,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: you have, like, the overall god, Satan, as Abraxas, right?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Abraxas sounds menacing, foreign, or whatever. And then you have Mr. Pipes,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: which is like... Well, Mr.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: Riggles, in this case, is talking to a young kid, so.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: Well, I guess so.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, I know I'd rather have, like.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: Mr. Yo-Yo as opposed to Satan. I can't even think.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: Satan's played out at this point.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: They're fun, but they're also just menacing enough. Captain Howdy
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: is creepy.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: There's something about that to.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: A child that you're like, ooh, no. That's how you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: know Dee Snider is awesome because he told us to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: stay away from Captain Howdy. The real hero of the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: story is Dee Snider. It's always Dee Snider.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: Dee Snider.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: But also she, like, presumably at least had been living
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: with the cult of Abraxas.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: For some time.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: So, like, you already know who that is.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: It's like, it's a lesser demon. It's just like, and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: they just never wrote that down?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's just leading you there anyway, right? Once
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: you come on board with the lesser demon, it's like
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: a pyramid scheme. You know, then you got to get
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: up to the next guy. And, like, eventually maybe you'll
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: be Grand Poobah, but that's years and years from now.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: It's a long way to get to that station. Again,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: maybe there's hierarchy. Maybe there's an Admiral Jimmy somewhere. You
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: got to get higher levels and status in this structured
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: demon world.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: Demon community college to get to middle management.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Admiral Jimmy.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Admiral Jimmy coming at you.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: General Slippin' Slide.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Also, I don't know how anyone could look at her
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: and not be like, oh, this is not good.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Points to that little girl.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: Are you talking about free possession?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: Either way. As soon as she comes on.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I meant.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: They're like, oh, she's so cute.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, really? I mean, yes, that's why it works.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Like she seems just cute enough that you're like, oh.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Nothing seems innocent.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: It changes halfway in. I'm like, she's, no way, something.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: Like the way she's just staring at the camera immediately.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's not good. She's not possessed at all.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Guardian lady, you should be like, maybe next Halloween we
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: need to do some more work.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's up with that? Oh, my God.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: The worst.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: June.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 10: June.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: Why are you saying you think Jack's handsome? Like, what
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: is that? That's just ammo. That's demon ammo.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't tell the girl that.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, seriously.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Well, that was one of those, again, super subtlety. Because, like,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: I'm watching it that first time, and I'm like, I'm
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: assuming they're involved? Because... they are really close. Yeah. When
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: they go back, because he's relatively close with the producer guy.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Everybody else, I watched it this time, and he's like,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: he's a pretty good foot away from everybody having a conversation.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: They're really close to each other. Oh, yeah. I'm like,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: this is, I'm assuming a subtle, hey, guess what's going
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: on here? Yeah. Because that's what was going on. So
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: I was like, well, see, other than the weird producer,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: which again, he's sort of in bed with in his
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: own weird way. So yeah, it's like their little dynamic
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: is kind of interesting too, that he just keeps sort
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: of egging them on and keeping everybody out of the way.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, what do your dates look like?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Because who's going to be the babysitter to that child
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: so you.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: Can go out to Applebee's?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Are you saying you're signing up? Volunteering for that one.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: I'm a good babysitter, but no thank you.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: I want to watch Lily. She seems fun.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 8: I feel like you'd have no problem watching a possessed
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: child that you knew was possessed.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Just be like, stop it. Flinging holy water. Stop flinging.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Get over here.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: Turning off the TV.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: You don't stop levitating.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Ingrid is her name. She's pretty damn impressive, I have
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: to say.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: Who, June or the girl?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: No, the little girl. Ingrid Torelli?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's a creepy little.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: She's impressively creepy. Trying to see what else she has
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: been in. Let's see. Stuff I don't know. Bloom TV series.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: Five Bedrooms TV series. South Jersey Horror Podcast? Wait a minute.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: We got to invite her on.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: If she did South Jersey, she can do ours.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: Come on, you crazy demon child. Come on the show.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: But yeah, she is really good because it's not just the,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: it's like it's the little sort of weird version of
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: her at the beginning before the possession, after the whole display,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: and then just her like, like everything is different after that.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Like she's constantly looking at the camera. She's kind of like,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: by the time worms are spilling out of him and
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: she's laughing. Yeah. She's just like, you guys are being
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: so silly. I was just like, because she doesn't see anything,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: because she's not easily susceptible, because there's a demon living
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: inside of her. So they are just being silly. Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: None of this is really happening. But if you want
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: to see something happen, hang on a minute. I got
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: you guys covered. Yeah. So yeah, I think she's pretty impressive.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Commanding the whole rest of that movie. You've got way
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: more notes. What do you got?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 8: I hate when these movies are good because we don't.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: Have anything to talk about.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: Well, I will say that I wrote one of my
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: favorite quotes in this movie was from Leo, right? Leo
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: the producer. Whenever Christo was first like, I got psychic
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: attacked or whatever, and I had to sit down. And
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: they cut to commercially. Leo comes out and he's like,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: hey man, you look like you could use a bourbon.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: And he's like, no, just water. He's like, water?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: In this place? I'll see what I can do.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he just never gets water, right? I don't
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: think he ever got that water.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: He died.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: Did he get it?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: Eventually, right before he keeled over. Right.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: But yeah, he died.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Well, again, there's a very Kreskin thing. Like, everybody is
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: almost like a direct contact, one step over from a
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: real world person of like, He was a late night sensation.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: He went on and would do his goofy bits and
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: like people totally bought into him for years, even though
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: that's the kind of stuff that Randy was out to bust.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: That whole thing with a cold reading or whatever that
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Christos did.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: What was the guy's name?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: Crossing over with John.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: John Edwards. I know it wasn't actually John Stamos.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: I would watch John Stamos.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: He's on the yogurt.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's what all the celebrities do when they get old.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, I've got to digest this shit.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: John Edward.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: John Edward. Is he alive?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Ghost killed him.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: I hope not.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Demon possession.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, he is still alive.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 8: What's that one my mom likes? The Long Island Medium.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Miss Cleo?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: Yes, Long Island Medium.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Did she call Miss Cleo? No, she didn't. Damn it.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: If anyone did, I kind of figured she would. She
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: wasn't going to pay the.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: No, I figured then I can just picture your dad
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: getting the bill being, what the hell is this?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: No, they would have just blamed it on me.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: That's true. And everybody would have bought it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: I would have been like, I understand, but I didn't.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: I agree. I would have blamed it on me too,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: but it sucks.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: It does seem like something I would have done, but
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't this time.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: Are you looking up things about John Edward?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Because his daughter is now an actress.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: She's like 17.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Anyway. Anyway. Not important.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: That was the vibe.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: I do, again, of the other weird little ridiculous tie-ins
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: of how relatively tight this is for a movie that's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: not really story-based officially on a normal plane of existence.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: The fact that they, for each of the people, were
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: kind of setting up what was going to happen. So
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: much so that early on with the Randy guy, he
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: says he's all wax no wick. he gets burnt and
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: right before it happens the the sidekick guy's like hey
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: my wife likes my head right on yeah and he
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: gets snapped his head gets spun right.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 7: Around so what about june then.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: June gets her throat slit yeah i mean she's holding
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: that necklace out the whole time so she's just kind
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: of asking for it really yeah but there's probably a
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: line there too really probably Like everybody gets sort of
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: taken out, but they're planting those seeds along the way.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, Oh yeah, guess what? That is what
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: I was hoping, like going into it the first time.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: And like, I do like the way we ease into this,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: that it is just present. Once you get past the
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: little prologue, like we just come onto the TV show
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: and that's what we're watching. And it's, weird and awkward
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: but it's like it's still doing kind of normal things
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: till you get to projectile vomiting and even then it's
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: like people do that like you hear weird stories like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: weird things happen in the world so it's like all
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: right that was gross but still it's just kind of
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: edging its way along there and it like slowly builds
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: even at the point of like the fact that the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: demon possession levitation isn't the finale it's the midway point
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: where things kind of start to get real So, yeah,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: it's like the fact that that's right in the middle,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: like it's still building from there. And I was like,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: I hope because I was really like I was enjoying
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: it so much that I was like, don't just get
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: to the end and cut the static and piss me
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: off because nothing happens. If we're going this slow edging
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: our way into something big happening, I want a bloodbath.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: I don't want everybody on stage murdered and damned if
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: they didn't come through for me. So I was like, yes.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: So I am very glad that they didn't like just
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: sort of half-ass it and like, cause there's so many
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: of those that are like, especially like more of your
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: up and coming filmmakers because then it's also like, ooh,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: it was my creative way to end it. You're like,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Or it's the cheap way to end it and it
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: makes it suggestive. But really, you just didn't have to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: shoot anything. So I'm like, this one, they shot crazy
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: over-the-top deaths and possession and the head splitting open and
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: I kind of loved all of it. It's so much fun.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: And then you get the weird psychological.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: We hit our 2001, 2010 gonna talk to a space child.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Because the bed thing kind of reminded me of the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: crazy old footage you know like when it cuts away
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: those are my favorite and i mean that i don't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: mean that at all uh my least favorite part of
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: every space movie at some point has to become psychological
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: and go off on some weird tangent in somebody's brain
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: and so we get that in 2001 and they come
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: back to it in 2010 and it's like it felt
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: like that almost but at least this one was grounded
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: like it's this was the real thing like we just
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: saw it's not out of left field it's like It
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: actually is tied to the plot, so I don't mind it.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: In fact, I kind of liked it. Again, I was
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: afraid it was still going to end right there, and
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like, but I kind of want to see what
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: else is going on here. Especially when it comes back around,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: and not only is he having the dream sequence where
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: he's stabbing his wife, but he actually stabbed a girl
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: as they're filming it for television.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: So am I correct in understanding that when Jack went
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: to Bohemian Grove, he wanted to be the biggest TV star?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: And that's the, okay.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: I think so, yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Again, they really don't spell any of that, which I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: sort of like, too. Like, they give you all the pieces,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: but they're like, we're not gonna give you everything. They're
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: just like, here's all the things. Here's probably what happened. So,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: guess who's dead now? Like, he's gonna be the biggest
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: star in the world after this. Everybody's gonna be talking
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: about him. That is very true.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: They did call that out.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's supposed to be like the vengeful
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: ghost of his wife or if it's like the demon
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: taking the form of his wife just to torture him
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: even more.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: I felt like it was more of that. Like they
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: really did seem like they were playing up the, we're
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: going to use this image that is just the most
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: horrifying thing you've seen in your life. And we're just
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: going to, that's going to be our representation. We're going
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: to keep coming back with this.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: I do think the wife really was trying to protect him.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: And like they genuinely seem like they loved it what
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: little it's all of them together like i don't feel
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: like that was fake but he was still willing to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: put her like i don't know how much it was
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: on paper this is what's gonna happen yeah you have
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: to know when you're entering into that group and willing
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: to do whatever to be successful you're putting her at
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: risk and he did that yeah so yeah she would
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: have a little reason to be pissed but i do
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: feel like they do they did at least have a
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: genuine relationship.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: She seemed pretty understanding about it, actually.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Even towards the end there, she's just like, well, I'm
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: dying now.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: What are you doing, man?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: I hope you get good ratings on this because I'll
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: be dead in a week. Let's make this work. Come
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: on now.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Congratulations on your TV show.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: Good going.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I'd be so mad at you if you sold your
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: soul to my life.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: Sold our soul to.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: Be a really good lawyer.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: Well, based on this, they don't really care. Who can
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: I take?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: You would sign it with me though, right?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: Like a joint agreement?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: Is there a joint application?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: To sacrifice myself so you could.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Be a lawyer?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: We could be.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 8: That'd be so lame.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: But a fancy TV lawyer.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 7: A lawyer actor.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: We could have those cool commercials.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: I would sacrifice you to become Judge Judy.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: You know, I would too. I'm not even married to her.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: There you go, honey.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: They're like, we're going to take your friend Nora. I'm like, well,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: but I get it to be on TV, right?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, you don't really even have to be involved
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: in the law. They let Steve Harvey have a judge show,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: and he doesn't have anything to do with anything. Oh, what?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: They let Gary Busey have that damn judge show.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he does animal arbitration.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Really, you don't have to do any training.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: Gary, you see, Pet Judge is, I believe, what it's called.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Basically, just sell your soul to the devil. He'll give
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: you whatever you want.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: Well, Gary, he absolutely has sold his soul to the devil.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: If so, he went about it all wrong. He didn't
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: sell it for that much, though. went about it the
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: wrong way.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: But it's one of those like oh what's the like
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: monkey's paw things right like everything that you ask for
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: they give you the worst version of.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: That's now what was i just watching because i was
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: just sitting i used that as my example oh is
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: this monkey pollen like we just got monkey paw like
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: so yeah i assumed whatever the hell i was just
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: watching was gonna do that yeah yeah i assume that
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: with most things now like oh it was the one
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: that was on it was actually on singly But it
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: was one I hadn't seen. It was some sort of
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: weird 70s made-for-TV movie that was like Trilogy of Terror,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: but came afterwards. And there's one where she uses some
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: sort of witchcraft thing to bring her child back, and
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: he don't come back right. But yeah, watching that, I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: was like, I think we just got monkey-pawed on this one.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: I think great title for a movie, He Don't Come
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: Back Right.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: He Don't Come Back Right. It only plays well in
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: the South.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: That's what we're going for.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: We're going for the old school days where you just
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: picked a market. We're just drive-ins and grindhouse right in
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: this general vicinity of the country and make all our money.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: The North, the East, the West, they can have their
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: whatever they.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: Want.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: Fancy Johnny Carsons and whatnot.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: They can have their high real estate prices.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: And their good health outcomes.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: And their full sets of teeth.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Wait, how's that work? Hold on.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: We have Grindhouse.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: We have Gary Busey Pet Judge.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: This is all coming together, actually. Now that I think
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: about it. We might be in some sort of demon
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: realm right now, actually.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure we have been.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: Ever since we turned on the Hadron Collider. Well, that
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: could explain a lot. Well, somebody, I saw a meme
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: about that the other day, and I was like, I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: can't even argue with this. Because it's like, all of
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: their things made the list of, like, This happened, this happened,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: this happened, and it all happened after they turned this on.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: That's what I think a lot of what goes on now.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: It's like when I think, again, dork watching movies and whatnot,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: so many years and years of future-looking things that were
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: almost satirically making fun of how things are going to be.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: We are so far beyond the bullshit that they came
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: up with. I was like, you guys had no idea
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: what you were talking about. You can't make fun of
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: things that are as ridiculous as the real world that
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: we live in. So, demon dimension. I think that's where
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: we are. Yeah.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: Poor Gus, man.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Gus didn't do anything. He just, he tried to,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: he got pooped on the whole movie.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: It's the sidekick's life, man. You're Ed McMahon's, you're, what
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: was Conan?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: Andy Rink.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Andy. I love Andy. I still see him on stuff now,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: but I think that was your whole gig forever. Like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: he just showed up and was like, yeah yeah he
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: just because that's why i thought it was interesting with
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: paul shaffer at least he had a job like he
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: was still the sidekick but he had work to do
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: the whole night like whereas like your ed and andy
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: like they were just they just sat there on the
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: couch like it seemed like the worst job it's like
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: every once in a while especially andy because he's funny
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: he'd get a good line in there but ed just
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: he was just dead weight man like no offense he
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: seemed like a nice enough guy but like didn't bring
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: anything to the show he just like laughed at old
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: Johnny's jokes and I was like this is really your
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: whole life like it's sad but at least Andy had
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: some good one-liners every once in a while but he
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: still had nothing to do he just had to sit
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: on a couch all day and like yeah sidekick it's
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: a weird.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 7: Job Gus played the theremin.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: I do love anything with a theremin.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, I think I have a
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: theremin here somewhere.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: How do you not be sure? Can we play with
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: it right now?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: I think it's down in the basement. It's probably in
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: the basement.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: Unless it was a wedding gift that you just never
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: took out of the box.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: Which, first of all, what's the box look like on
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: the theremin? Because I kind of want to see that, too.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: I just, I don't know.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: I assume it's just, I'm holding my hands up for
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: It's very annoying.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: You're obviously not playing it right alright.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: Alright one moment if I can't see it if I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: can't see it immediately then.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: We'll have to wait while he's going to go get
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: murdered in the basement if you're also while we're discussing
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: awesome documentaries while we're discussing awesome documentaries the theremin documentary
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: is badass by.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: The way there's a documentary about theremin oh yeah He.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: Was ridiculously smart and ahead of his time, but like
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: most people that are crazy, super smart inventors, out of
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: his mind on some level.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 8: Insane genius.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Mad scientist. He is the running gag that
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: is all of these guys, except Edison, because he just
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: stole everything. Jerk.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Asshole.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: I'm a Tesla man. I'm sorry. That's a crazy genius.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 8: He came up with all kinds of stuff. I ran
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 8: pelts myself.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: What else did he come up with?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: Billy's dad from Gremlins.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you like toothpaste squirted on you, he's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: got a thing for you. He's a gadget man. But
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: he's got personality. He's a very.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: Are we talking about Tesla or Hoyt Exton at this point?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: No, Hoyt.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: Tesla, I feel like that was the problem. That was
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: the difference. Like, he was a super genius and would
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: come up with ideas, didn't know how to interact with people,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: didn't know how to put in paperwork. Edison, on the
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: other hand, knew how to employ a bunch of other
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: people to do his shit, knew how to fill out
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: the paperwork and stole all his ideas.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea where the theremin is.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Damn it!
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 7: It's probably in the office or something.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: How did we lose the theremin?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: There's the quote of the episode.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: How did you lose them?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: You guys are making me have so many questions about theremins.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: I'll find it.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 8: And it's not practical questions like how do they work,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 8: but it's things like how do you forget you have one?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: How do you lose it?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: Years ago, a friend of mine in Japan gave it
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: to me. Because, like, he thought I was kind of
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: weird hippie guy.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're weird.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: We are.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: And, like, well, now he gave me this theremin. And it's, like,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: It's really small. It doesn't take much because it's not
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: physically a thing so much.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fun. It comes with, like, a little stick
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: you can turn a dial. It's very old school looking.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: It does have some, like, arms sticking off of it.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: So maybe you're hanging coats on it in the other
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: room and you just don't even know it. It's like, oh, yeah,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: there it is. This is miniature.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, you remember, like, old, like, RC cars back in
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: the day where the antenna is just like you could
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: kind of just bend it in half and it's done forever.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: It's like that.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: It sounds awesome. You're just selling me more. I'll find it.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: I'll find it and I'll send it with Nora.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: I feel like Nora's less worried about it than Brian.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: Well, we're definitely making her play it then.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'll teach you.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: We also have the music note thing.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: I need to put new batteries in the music note thing.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: What's the music note thing?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: It's like a theremin.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: What a ripoff. This is the Edison invention. What can
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: I scam someone and steal their stuff?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: I did find that one down there, but I tried
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: to play it.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 7: You can open its mouth and it's like.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 8: And then it has a little, like.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: I'll go grab it.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: I'll go grab it.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: This is really easy.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 8: Well, not if the batteries are dead. You're just gonna.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: He's just teasing us now.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: The Nora and Pierce tour of weird musical instruments in
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: our house.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: We have a few.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: His mom, for his birthday, I think, got him, like,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: a steel drum. Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: But it's huge and really inconvenient. I can see that being.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: More along his lines than the theremin, really. I have
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: seen one of those, actually.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: I want this to go away.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: I have seen one of those.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 8: It's the disturbing pastel color palette.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: There's a great YouTube video of somebody playing Bring Me
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: to Life by Evanescence.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: It's the Muppety face that should win you over, really.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: I love it. It's very Muppety.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: It's so cute.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: Well, I think it's the way that Pierce has to
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: squeeze its head.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what he does to Nelson, too. This is
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: also true.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: Where are you?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: Hey, buddy.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's fine.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: Nelson, did you like the movie?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm possessed by a demon.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Screw you guys.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: I like the popcorn you guys kept drinking.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: But yes, poor Gus.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: Poor Gus.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: Sorry, guy. There you go. All he was doing was
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: trying to be nice.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: Shut up and do your job. I think that's what
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: they told him. And you see what happened.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 8: Do as you're told is the exact quote.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, that producer guy seems pretty accurate, actually. Like,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: he got shit done. He was not likable. He was
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: not good to be around. But everything kept happening because
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: he said, shut up and do that, shut up and
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: do that. It didn't. confirmed dead? Or was he alive?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, we didn't really see him get killed, so
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: he might have run out of the building.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: So he's the actual hero of the story.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: Well, since he made everything happen, maybe not. He's the
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: instigator of this story. Shut up and go do that
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: thing so we can get more ratings. Have we hit
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: all our points on this?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 8: I don't know, probably. Again, most of the movies we've
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 8: been watching lately, I have hated and hated you guys
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 8: for making me watch them.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: That's really what we're here for.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 8: Because I remember that last movie, I just went off.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: And yet you still enjoyed it. Yeah, you liked that
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: one more than the last couple.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 8: Well, I was having a thing.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: Well, that's just life at this point. I live in
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: that thing now.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 7: Having a thing.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 8: No, I actually enjoyed this movie, and I don't feel
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 8: like I need to talk to you guys about it.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 8: You were there. You saw it.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about. We didn't watch
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: a movie. We just stared blankly at the screen for
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: an hour and a half.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? I do have one thing
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: I would like to say. I don't know, and this
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: show has taught me, that I don't really know the
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: practical how hypnotism works. Because the little swirly thing on
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: the screen seemed like something out of Scooby-Doo.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: That is the classic. Which makes it awesome. Right. So
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 6: do y'all know how hypnotism works? And was it accurate?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 8: I don't know enough to say. It must have worked
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 8: because I saw the worms come out of the guy.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: See, I was thinking that when I watched it that
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: first time. I was like, well, we all got hypnotized
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: because I'm guessing you guys saw the worms too, so...
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: It's true. It worked on us.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, I... Do you.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, I saw hypnotism.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: It is a thing that people totally... do and other
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: people buy into so it is a working system one
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: way or the other whether it's real or not i
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: don't fully know i do know someone that they were
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: they may be listening if you're listening i need to
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: get the story from you because they were involved with
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: someone who did hypnotism and i want to know if
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: it's real i want to know their side of being
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: With someone who was a hypnotist.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: We have.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: How much of the real story can you tell me
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: of what was going on in this? Because they did
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: it like for a job.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 8: What I will say is I went to see a
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 8: hypnotist one time and he told us, he said, look,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: some of the more susceptible people in the audience that
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 8: don't get called up, you may look over and they
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 8: may be doing some of the stuff that people on
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 8: stage are doing. And I'm like, okay, whatever. Well, at
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 8: one point he's got all these people on stage. And
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 8: they're supposed to be conducting an orchestra. And my date
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 8: like elbows me in the ribs and points to her
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: friend that we were there with. And she was sitting
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 8: in her seat with her head like to her side
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 8: but conducting the orchestra. So there must be something to it.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: So you came with her. She wasn't a plant. You
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: actually knew this person.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 8: I actually knew the person. She wanted to be hypnotized
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: because she had been told about the show. And the
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 8: finale was all the people that were on stage, they
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 8: were instructed to have, quote unquote, the best orgasm of
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 8: their entire lives.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: Isn't that how every show ends, actually?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 8: She knew about that part of it, and that's why
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 8: she wanted to get on stage so badly.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: I have so many questions.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: Sounds like she just needs to get away.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: She did.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: She did.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 8: And she would also have been the first person to.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: All right. Well, I mean, I'm right there with you,
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: but I just don't have access to a hypnosis show,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: I suppose.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Did he use like the swirly spiral thing or what?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 8: He made a big, he made a big, point about
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 8: how that's just you know that's a traditional thing but
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 8: it's just all for like show i think it looks
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 8: really cool yeah it looks amazing it gives it gives
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 8: the audience something to see that the other people are focusing.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: That is kind of what was going on with the
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: sarah squirm show she was doing a weird spinny thing
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: on the screen behind us so we might have been
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: hypnotized i'm sure we were i did feel like i
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: saw gross things it wasn't worms exactly but equally if
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: not more disturbing so i feel like.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 8: I was violated in so many ways yeah.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: This is what happens when you're not in control of
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: your brain anymore well i mean i never really was
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: you got a point anyway but it is one of
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: those things there are so many people that do it
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: in one way or another whether it's those people that
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: are trying to treat it seriously and are like trying
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: to get you to stop smoking, versus the people on
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: stage making you have a fake orgasm. So it's like,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: where did we land? This is a big range here.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: How much of this are we buying into?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 8: Well, this guy did both. That's weird. That was his
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 8: day job, was to get people to stop smoking, lose weight, etc., etc.,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 8: But where he brought in the real money was he'd
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 8: do these shows like two or three times a month.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like there should be some kind of code
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: of ethics of like a hypnotist.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 8: You would think so.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 7: If you could like control people's brains.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: Is there at least a show out there busting them?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: Is there an Amazing Randy that's out there busting just
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: the hypnotists that are out there doing their dumb shows?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: Because I want to watch that.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where's that YouTube thing?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sure there's 28 of them out there right now.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: And I'll watch and go like, I don't want to
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: see this.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: This is terrible.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: Look at the production value on this. This is terrible.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, from a brain science point of view,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: there's EMDR, which is a type of therapy, which is
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: like eye movement desensitization and rapid something. Because I wrote
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: a grant to get the equipment.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: To bring into our place.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: When do we get our grant money, by the way?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: I keep asking for it.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 7: You have to be a 501c3.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: I am, as far as they know.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: No, I have to have the paper.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: I've got somebody on the inside. What does the paper
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: look like?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 8: I'll make one.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: We can print anything.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: It's a letter from the IRS.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 8: So I just need letter IRS.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: IRS.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 8: Great.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: Remember that. Put that at the top. Stamp that on there.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: But EMDR. So what it is, it's a really interesting thing.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: It's like this little light bar that blinks and the light.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Kind of moves back and forth. I think I bought
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: one of those because I like the flashy lights. And
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: I was going to use it in a fake machinery thing,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: which is what I like to build. There you go.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: And you get the person to just watch it. you know,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: focus on it. And it's supposed to be really good
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: for processing traumatic events because they'll do that and then
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: talk about what happened. And for some reason, it, like,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: makes your brain, like, get over it faster.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 8: I'm not talking.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: To my therapist about this. It's real.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of actual scientific.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: Evidence about it. There's a lot of ways that all
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: of these things in your brain could work if you're
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: doing them the right way. Most people are just doing
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: them for profit. Again, where are the ethics? How do
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: you have somebody that's controlling this? Where's the hypnotism police?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: They're like, keeping track of these things.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 8: Isn't that that Cheap Trick album?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: There's a reason they're not together anymore.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: They're still together.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: After that album, they didn't want to be around each
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: other anymore.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 8: They're still quite together.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: I thought at least the one guy didn't want anything
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: to do with it.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 8: They fired their drummer, but not really at the same time.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't trust any of this. no
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: you're thinking of dream warriors dream warriors was their album
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: with freddy on the lead vocals and yeah actually i
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: have that freddy album by the way it's not.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 6: Very does that band with the guitar with like 800
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 6: necks on it.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 8: He just well he had one of those too which
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 8: one are we talking about freddy or cheap trick yes
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 8: He has a guitar in the shape of himself.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's the one that's legs. And then I think
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: he does have one that's like five or six necks.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 8: He's got one that's like four on each side.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 8: He's got one that's like, it is literally like six
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 8: necks because he starts up here. And then by the
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 8: end of the song, he's down at the.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: Novelty is fun and all, but that seems like more
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: trouble than it's worth.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 10: So.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: What have we learned from this?
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: Don't bring your adopted demon child on to TV.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 8: How about you just don't adopt a demon child?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 7: That too.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: Stay away from children. There's your first step. That takes
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: care of things. But if you're going to, just try
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: to keep them away from demons.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: Tell them to stop talking to the pipes or the
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: duct work. Just tell them to quit having conversations with
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: dead people, ghosts, random demons, or the devil himself. Yeah,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: all of these are bad ideas.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 6: We shouldn't date a television host, right?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: Well, from what we've seen, it usually doesn't go well.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 5: If you're fine with being the other woman, even though
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: you're the married one, that's usually how it goes. I'm
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: not sure if it goes the other way. We'll have
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: to check with Taylor and see. She's about the only
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: one on late night anymore, so we'll see if she
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: starts having like six dudes on the side, but Maybe
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: it just happens when you become a lady.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 8: I think so.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: Gotta start cheating on people, that's how it goes.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 7: And don't sell your wife's soul to the devil.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 8: Was that a collateral sale, though? You're really hung up
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 8: on that.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: I feel like Pierce is in trouble now, and I
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: don't think he did anything, but he's gonna be paying
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: for it for the rest of the day? I feel
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: like it's different.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: If I sell my soul to the devil and you
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: are collateral sale versus I sell your soul to the devil.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: What if he really goes over the paperwork well? Like
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: fine-tooth comb.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 8: I would think he would. Do you read your iTunes agreement?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't think so.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: That's the real devil right there. The devil is the iTunes.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: Apple is run by Satan, right? That's why he's dead.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: He sold his soul to Satan. Holy shit. We pieced
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: this together.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 8: It's either run by or is Satan. I can't figure out.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: Both. After seven years, he handed it over to Satan.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 6: Well, maybe I can negotiate with him, Satan.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: I figure he can find a loophole.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 7: I'd be so pissed. If you get me killed.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: He'll bring you back. He'll bring you back.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Monkey Paul style.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 7: You got monkey pawed.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: You're totally getting monkey pawed.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like we've talked about this. It's like if
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: you haunt me, it wouldn't really be like that big
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: of a deal.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: I've said if I die before you, I'm going to
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: haunt you.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: And it's just like you're quietly sitting and reading a book.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: In fact, it might be better because the things you're
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: doing now are way more trouble than once you're the
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: ghost version of you. It's like, I can deal with that.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: Now if it's the other way around, it's over for you.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you'd be knocking stuff over.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: Playing theremin badly all day.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 8: Just be like, I just got five minutes of quiet time.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: You just died.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: Give me some peace for God's sake.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 7: Give me like a week before you come back.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: All right. Well, we don't have to roll anything. And
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: by the way, we skipped one. So for those of
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: you that are on the edge of your seat waiting
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: for whatever the hell that long hair movie was that
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: we've already forgotten the title of it. Yes. We'll get
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: back to that.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 8: Why'd you point at me just because I forget the
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 8: title of all of them?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: That's true. I also pointed to her. But in general... Yeah,
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: but you meant me.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mostly.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 8: You were trying to.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: But.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: You're lucky to remember it when we're sitting at the
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: table talking about it.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 8: I have no idea what we watched.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: Exactly. My point is made. So we and everyone, and
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: my other joke was no one's on the edge of
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: their seat. No one cares. So don't worry, person that
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: doesn't exist, worried about what our next episode is. We'll
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: get back to that one after the holidays. I'm assuming
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: every year we just go into holiday break. And normally
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: we don't know about the middle step, but since last
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: year we had a brand new one. centered around a
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: very specific Thanksgiving holiday? Are you up for that? I
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: didn't hear terrible things, actually. Not that I'm thrilled with
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: that director.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 8: But it took me a minute.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: We didn't do the Thanksgiving one that came out last year. Oh, yeah,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: we could do that. We talked about it.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 8: But didn't we watch a Thanksgiving movie last year?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: We did.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: But we didn't do the new one. We picked one
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: from a million years ago like we normally do. Because
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: normally they don't make, you know, they make Christmas movies
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: all the damn time. They make Halloween movies all the
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: damn time. It's only every once in a while you
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: get a Thanksgiving movie.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 8: Stick getting there.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we've hit them all. That's why I
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, there's a new one. Good, because otherwise
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: we're out.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 8: You get your Thanksgiving and your Thanksgiving 3. We've seen it.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: We've got that other one.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 8: And Nora's still pissed off. Oh, no, I don't blame her.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: Three is a crime against humanity.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 8: Did you see the Thanksgiving 3?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: I had to watch all of them.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 7: I don't think you finished it, though.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: You should. I would have understood.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 6: It's terrible.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: I am usually on board with just watch whatever movie,
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: finish it, it's fine. That is a terrible, terrible movie.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 6: There was like a modern one. What was that one?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 6: It's like a modern Thanksgiving.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, I think last year we did Pilgrim.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: We did Pilgrim. Is that what it was called?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 7: That's a fun one.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: That's from the last couple years.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: That one was crazy, dude. It came up in my house.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: Get out of here man.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 8: That was basically the purge but with pilgrims.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: Historical reenactors I don't trust historical reenactors.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 6: Anyway surprisingly showing up at your house.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: Be like please leave that.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 8: Just taught me that if you invite pilgrims in they
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 8: won't leave.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: Like hippies once they get into your property man you're screwed.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: Namaste right here.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 5: I got rights. It's going to take months to get
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: me out of here. So say it's the pilgrims. So
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: if you want, then we know what we're watching next month.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: So we can do that. I'm kind of curious again,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: because I don't have high hopes for that director in general,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: but I heard somewhat decent things. So I kind of
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: want to see where they meet in the middle. So
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: then we know what we're watching and I'm assuming we
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: know where we're going on the next holiday.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 5: No one's fighting it. I mean, we're in the middle
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 5: of a series, for God's sake. Are we not coming
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: back for part three?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 8: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: You don't know what holiday comes after Thanksgiving?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 5: We do need to get you a calendar at least.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, Silent Night, Deadly Night.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 5: That's where we are. We're midway into that series. Oh,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 5: there's like five at least. Yeah, there's like five in
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: a remake maybe. I can't remember.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 8: I've been told three is better than two.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 6: Well, two.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: I was kind of looking forward to two because of
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 5: the horrible reputation. I was like, no, I need to
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: see how bad this is because I had not seen
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: that one, nor have I seen three. So I want
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: to see what we're.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 7: Getting ourselves into i mean yeah two was something.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 5: Two is impressive that it came out it was in
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: theaters for god's sakes even though 45 minutes of it
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: was reused footage from the first movie oh.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: I have seen that exactly yeah i.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: Have seen that one and it was like half holiday
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: class weird it's just Again, mostly it's like an experiment
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: of like, could they do this? Look, they did do this.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 5: Hobby Damned. It's way more interesting than a good movie.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 6: Was it a success?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. But they made a three and
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: a four. It doesn't take much to be successful enough
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: to nudge you into, especially as we moved into straight
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: to video world. You could get anything made once you
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: got straight to video.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 8: Those movies came out as home video was starting to
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 8: take off.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And the first one became a big thing because
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: of home video. Because it got shut out in the
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: theaters because of all the protesting.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 8: Because, oh, Santa's not supposed to kill people.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: Whiny baby.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 6: We lived in Puritan times.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: Exactly. Pilgrims right there. Santa kills all the time.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: Watch any movie.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: Everyone in the studio audience in the movie we just
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: watched was cheering on seeing the devil.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 7: So yeah.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, if we wanted to do that, like we
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 5: just had one where Santa was killing people. Like one
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: of the new silly ones was Santa being an asshole.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 5: Like two years ago that we could watch this year
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: if we wanted to. And then there's another one coming
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: out this year that's like Santa gets kidnapped and The
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: Rock has to go save him.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, again, if you're going to set boundaries, like,
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 5: why are you allowing this other nonsense to get made? But, yeah,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: Violent Night was the one I just thought of. That
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: one seems like it should piss people off and nobody cared.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 5: And then now Santa gets kidnapped and Captain America and
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: The Rock have to go find him. And it looks
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 5: pretty dumb. But, I mean, I'm not saying I'm not
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: going to watch it. I have low standards, obviously. You
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: guys have seen what I watched.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 8: You know, the sad thing is for years I've been
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 8: working on, in my head, the treatment to a Santa
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 8: Gets Kidnapped movie. And if someone wants to give me
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 8: $ 40 million to make it, because it's got some.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is what Tim Burton said one time.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: And then Disney showed up and went, okay, that's true.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 8: Because this does have Talking Reindeer.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 8: Tommy Lee Jones is the voice of.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 5: You're going to have to hurry up on this one. Yeah,
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: I know. She's not getting younger.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: But there's AI.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 8: Anyway, if somebody was to give me $ 40 million, I've
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 8: got a rad Santa Gets Kidnapped movie.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: Somebody get Tommy Lee Jones to talk into a thing
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: and just say all the words. Because at this point,
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: there are. They have just started pitching that. There's five
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: or six different celebrities that have gone into whichever AI
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 5: group is in charge of the world now and is like,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: you can now get like their version of your Siri
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: or whatever, like all of the things talking to you
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: can be like Scarlett Johansson. Cause that's, she will be
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 5: the ultimate GPS. Now that, I mean, who doesn't, who
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: doesn't want to get on board with Snoop?
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: Like you can't.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 8: When did he become America's sweetheart?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: He really kind of is like, he just, you can't
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 5: fight it.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 8: Like when I was in high school, he was hated
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 8: by parents and now he's, He's at the Olympics.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: He's adorable. He's adorable. He's like an animated character, but
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: he's just an old stoner dude now. And you're just like, oh,
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: look at him. He's adorable.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 8: My dad should not give a shit about Snoop Dogg
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 8: or Martha Stewart. But you put the two of them together,
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 8: and he's happy.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 5: Who's done more time? It ain't Snoop.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 6: One's an actual fellow.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: It ain't Snoop. It's not the one involved with Death
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: Row Records. It's the other one. By the way, he
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: now owns that. I don't think I realized that. Good
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: for him.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: He's on the boys pitching that. He's like, I started there.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 5: I got signed on to it. Now I own it.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 8: That is impressive.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 8: I'm more impressed by the stuff that he coaches his
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 8: grandson's football team.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: He talks about being a girl dad. He's so involved
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: with his daughters that I'm like, this is why people
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 5: have to love you. He can't fight Snoop.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 10: I mean.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 5: That's the horror movie we need to make.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 6: You can't fight Snoop Dogg.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: He actually has a Snoop Dogg's hood of horror that
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: I watched when I was in high school.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: We should work that in somewhere down the line.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll put that on the list.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 5: Somebody put that on the list.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 6: So, Tales from the Hood?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: Is that what it is, or is that different? That's
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: an iced tea on that one. So, of your rap
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 5: horror movies, there are several. There's a lot, actually. There's several.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: They did other Tales from the Hood later. There was
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: the main one, but then they did one that was
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: straight to screaming. Yeah.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 5: So, it's a market.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 6: Updated Tales from the Hood.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 7: I think they're like just... Yeah, just.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: Like a year or two ago. There's another one, yeah.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: They keep making them.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 6: Why am I thinking these were all in the 90s?
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: They started there. They feel like they should be. Which
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: makes me think maybe this experiment won't work. But, you know,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: we can put it on the list. What do we know? Yeah.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: I think we've covered most things.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 8: I think we stopped talking about the movie like a
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 8: half hour ago.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 5: I know, but it's a Halloween party, so we got
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: a lot of things to talk about.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 8: I'm all hopped up on candy.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going to eat one of those green Snickers, and
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: it's all going to be a real party now.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: Anything else?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 8: The green Snickers are no longer frozen.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: Well, I got a freezer. I'm just kidnapping your Snickers.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 7: Please do.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to say thank you for letting me
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 6: come on and invade your show.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you were here. You have survived is what
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: you're saying? You're okay?
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 6: No, it was a really great time. And if y'all
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 6: ever want to do it again, I'm happy to join.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 6: And if not, I know that like... I'll be seeing
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 6: y'all in the near future anyways.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 8: That was Pierce and Nora high-fiving, not someone smacking.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 5: Nora smacked him and said, shut up. I'll tell you
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: when you can be on the show.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 8: I can't wait to come back.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: You'll be on when I tell you.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 8: You'll wait to come back.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 6: You can call me Gus.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 7: You'll be my Gus.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, your neck's going to get broken. Well, that's the thing.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: I think we enjoy having you on, but it could
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: be a little too much time for you, so you
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 5: can make that call.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 7: You can come on any time.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 8: Or we just get rid of Nora.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 7: Well, maybe you just switch us out. Yeah, we'll be interchangeable.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: Tag team. Tag me in.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: So if I'm ever like, I just want to stay
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: home and take a nap, you go.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 5: No, we're just coming over here to the couch where
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: you'll be napping.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 5: Not the first time you've laid over there and podcasted.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 6: It's record on top.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 5: I think that's a different podcast. But would probably be successful.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 6: But thanks, guys.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: It was a really good time. You can get roped
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 5: in as often as you're up for it. I think
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 5: that's the key. When are you really up for it?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 5: Sooner or later, most people come to their senses. You're like, yeah,
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 5: I got things to do. Duped. I think he's been duped.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: Well, otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 8: Bye, everybody.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 7: Happy Halloween.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 8: Happy Halloween.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 5: Speak of the devil, he's no wind of mine.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: The time from him is when we go.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: To hell.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: There's a better way We are here to win.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: You Thank you.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 6: Look how offensive that gourd is.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 8: That is inappropriate.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 6: It looks like Nessie back there, but when you pull
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 6: it out, it's just like you.
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