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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 10 - The Art of Podcasting with BIG CAT · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: All right, shall we do it? Just do it? So
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  Speaker 1: all make sure we're talking. It's the mic.
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  Speaker 3: They can of nice.
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  Speaker 1: Thank your first rodeo. What I don't have headphones? I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't have this guy, I don't have time
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  Speaker 1: for this. I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have headphones. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: To make sure it lays across sass lap. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: ready three? You need me to clap?
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  Speaker 3: Two?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could use a clap before. I like to
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  Speaker 1: always be the last clap. All right, what's up everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Well all day?
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  Speaker 4: What is up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 4: Boy Dad Podcast. Today is a very, very very special episode.
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  Speaker 4: I am sitting here in we're in between studios right now,
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  Speaker 4: so we're changing things up. I have my co host
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  Speaker 4: Ron Hello, and then we have barstool Big Cat with
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  Speaker 4: us today.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you guys are supposed to have Tim Dillon on.
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  Speaker 5: Well we ked Kelly told the backup, backup Tim Dillon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So we're gonna need you to be on
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  Speaker 1: the same type of vibe that Tim Dillon's on. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: no vaccine or is he no vaccines? Or just all
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  Speaker 1: your cocks in here? Yes, yes, that's exactly what we're
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  Speaker 1: going for, Big Cat. Would you like to be executive
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  Speaker 1: producer of this show? I would love to.
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  Speaker 5: I love you guys, I love uh Roan more than sas.
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  Speaker 5: But that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: We're working on of course, But yeah, that would be great.
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  Speaker 3: I think that this show is great.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Retweeted every time I see it, I don't listen,
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  Speaker 1: but I retweet it. Now you don't need to listen. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: it's not very listenable. It's more of a visual. Most
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  Speaker 1: people turn on the YouTube and just watch it, and
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  Speaker 1: they mut watch it with no sound. Yeah, they like
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  Speaker 1: to see Ron's dick. Were you aware of what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you saw?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, Roan had a little incident where his penis
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  Speaker 4: was out on the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, Yeah it happens. It was the bare bottoms
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  Speaker 1: that I was wearing. They just framed my penis perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll get to that later on. We'll touch on
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  Speaker 1: bear bottoms in a bit. How's it going. I'm great.
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  Speaker 4: It's great to be in this studio. That's very great.
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  Speaker 4: It is cramped, and it is warm too. I'm progressively
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  Speaker 4: getting warmer. Let's riff, I don't Yeah, that's kind of interview.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're kind of you're doing a little Interviewee. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we could start off by his tom what's happening? What
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  Speaker 1: is this not die coke for everyone? Yes? It is? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Did you the table? So we brought this rose?
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  Speaker 3: I thought I thought this was for everyone. You brought
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  Speaker 3: this forever?
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  Speaker 1: It's die coke for the table. If this is your
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  Speaker 1: die coke, I won't drink it. No, you can drink
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  Speaker 1: the Dike coke. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: That's fought.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. I cards and that walad are for everybody too,
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  Speaker 1: and that stands at ass wallet. That is a fat
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  Speaker 1: Asswallata wind up company cards. Scoliosis from fucking sitting on
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  Speaker 1: that one. I think I already have sculos.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I actually think I have is the
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  Speaker 4: is the not sculosis, but the twisted spine.
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  Speaker 5: It's I think you have, well, you have internet shoulders, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: big time where you become like, uh, I think we
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  Speaker 5: all probably are flicted by this.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely have Internet shoulder.
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  Speaker 4: Someone sent me a picture while I was in the
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  Speaker 4: office of myself and I was like, oh, my lord,
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  Speaker 4: Like my neck is legitimately at like a it's like
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  Speaker 4: a possible angle.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a.
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  Speaker 5: Terrible meme of saying, you know, like, oh you you're
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  Speaker 5: just in your mom's base bin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, like that's what it looks like. Like my neck
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  Speaker 4: is press my chin presses against my chest.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a sea clamp. You are just it's.
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  Speaker 4: Completely like that. It's crazy and that's just how I sit.
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  Speaker 4: Like I said that at home too.
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  Speaker 1: They make like the sesame street, you know, the letter
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  Speaker 1: of the day. It's just sad kind of a g honestly,
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  Speaker 1: the way the knees kind of kick up. You have
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  Speaker 1: a little g vibe to you. But big cat, why
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  Speaker 1: we really had you on is we want to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to be successful podcasters. You've been a successful podcaster
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  Speaker 1: for as long as you've been podcasting. You jumped in
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  Speaker 1: the podcast game and got successful right away. Sas this
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  Speaker 1: is his first foray into the podcast game, and he's
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  Speaker 1: had early success. I jumped into the podcast game a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times, didn't didn't have much success. I disagree,
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't the kind of success that fucking is
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  Speaker 1: gonna that sas is looking called.
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  Speaker 5: Her daddy's success exactly. You want to spotify how.
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  Speaker 1: Do we become looking for that sixty mil SmartLess Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would say, right off the bat, teach us from
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  Speaker 1: teach us everything.
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  Speaker 5: I think that you guys are are good. Because sas
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  Speaker 5: is he's got the cute boy thing going down. I
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  Speaker 5: think you gotta lean into it.
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  Speaker 1: More though, Yeah, like you can a little ass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you're just you know, you're a cute boy.
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  Speaker 1: He's a giggle dicker. He needs to turn into a
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  Speaker 1: little bit Yeah. There it is a giggle dick and
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  Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, we love to laugh on this podcast.
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  Speaker 5: You should be doing giggle dick tiktoks getting everyone redirected
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  Speaker 5: to son of.
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  Speaker 1: A Boy my boy died.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're we're we're pretty good with our pushing or
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  Speaker 4: pushing the show.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, so you don't want his advice, you're saying, no,
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  Speaker 1: I do. We'd give it, you know. I think the
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  Speaker 1: only thing that we struggle with the most is like
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  Speaker 1: I only promote it like on Monday and Tuesday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and so we only do one episode a week, so
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  Speaker 1: I feel if I'm on Thursday, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: be tweeting like, oh go listen to the new episode.
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  Speaker 5: No, but you could tweet out clips. It's the constant conversation.
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  Speaker 4: So you're posting clips even after even on a day
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  Speaker 4: where the podcast isn't out.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe not when a day when the podcast isn't out,
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  Speaker 5: but that's also because we do the podcast three times
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  Speaker 5: a week. So but the conversation never stops. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 5: it's like something comes up, you talk about it, you
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  Speaker 5: interact with people.
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  Speaker 4: What about sex tapes though, sex tape We're thinking about
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  Speaker 4: releasing one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Between the two of you.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know yet, Okay, we're trying to figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: We were thinking about working a third in if we
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  Speaker 1: had to. This is a very tight This is a
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  Speaker 1: studio built for two small women. Yeah. We were actually
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  Speaker 1: in the little woman chairs a bit before. The chairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they're not good.
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  Speaker 1: They're not good chairs. We'll talk to someone about that.
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  Speaker 5: I do think though, that you should Yeah, you should
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  Speaker 5: play up your boyish good looks more. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 5: you're a heart throbbing people. I think you're going to
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  Speaker 5: get a little more jacked. Is it okay to say
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  Speaker 5: the shirtless pictures SaaS is a reluctant heart throb, but.
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  Speaker 1: That's also kind of that plays into his heart throbbedness,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, koy about it. He's a coy boy.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh exactly, Little Zach Effron high school musical era.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what these dance moves? Yeah, it's uncircumcised penis.
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  Speaker 5: Oh this look that I just gave to the camera,
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  Speaker 5: that throw one look, I mean cute every time you
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  Speaker 5: do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, god, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Like a pet frog. Yeah, this little frog look like.
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  Speaker 5: Little tiny little hedgehog with your hair spiking out, fucking
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  Speaker 5: pet you and you know, put you under my pillow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: So to segue into the next topic, Bezos was in
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  Speaker 4: space today. Do we think Dave Portnoy will ever go
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  Speaker 4: to space? No, you don't think he'll start. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think so.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're really doing anything when you go
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  Speaker 1: to space. That's more. But it's like a flex thing.
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  Speaker 1: But you get there and it's it's not like he
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  Speaker 1: was a minute round trip.
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  Speaker 3: Space is very boring. I feel like right like there's I.
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  Speaker 1: Think the only thing that you happens there is you
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  Speaker 1: just get really scared. The idea of space is a
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  Speaker 1: lot better. Yes, you do, you get this is terrifying,
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  Speaker 1: Like I want to go back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, if I fell out of this spaceship, I'd probably
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  Speaker 5: die a brutal death, but.
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  Speaker 1: Not by falling to Earth, by just going the other way, right,
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  Speaker 1: you just fall out of the and just drift drifted.
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  Speaker 1: But they say that everything's in space though, like there's
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  Speaker 1: like other universes and there's like a parallel. There's like
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  Speaker 1: another Little Sasquatch. You think, so funnier, cuter version of
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  Speaker 1: Little Sasquatch. There's if there's infinite you know, versus there's
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  Speaker 1: definitely cuter and better versions of you. That's truly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Uh yes, space overrated. They've not a space guy, not
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  Speaker 5: a space not a space guy. He said he's going
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  Speaker 5: to get penn to one before he goes to space.
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  Speaker 5: And I appreciated that.
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  Speaker 1: Really did he say that? Yeah? It's awesome? So so
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  Speaker 1: you thing love that guy? How's your portfolio?
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  Speaker 3: Of these days?
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  Speaker 1: That was my portfolio? Portfolio? Sorry, I'm parts because I
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  Speaker 1: can't drink any diet coke. You did put it super
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  Speaker 1: far away from you put it so far away from
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  Speaker 1: you were depriving me of diet cokes. Now you gain
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  Speaker 1: his arm length.
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  Speaker 4: I just went on, b Yeah, okay, I just bought
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  Speaker 4: this die coke right before we What.
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  Speaker 1: Do you even doing drinking diet coke? You know, die
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  Speaker 1: coke is going to make you just as much of
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  Speaker 1: a fat ass as a regular sized coke, does it really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? I don't think that's yes, that's yes, it is
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  Speaker 1: because the artificial sweeteners latch onto your your fat cells.
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  Speaker 1: Serial colards. Diet coke makes you hungry. Good, yes, and
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  Speaker 1: it makes you hungry. I'm on that games mode. Fuck, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you better get those games. I bought the diet
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  Speaker 1: coke because I was tired.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't sleep at all last night, and then I
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  Speaker 4: wanted something that had caffeine in it. But I didn't
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  Speaker 4: want an energy drink because I didn't want to get
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  Speaker 4: anxious before the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But you are anxious.
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  Speaker 5: It's shown by your legs, just absolutely driving through this table.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had a beat. That's how we not quite
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  Speaker 1: my tempo.
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  Speaker 4: Sass, that's how we do above the waist shop these days.
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  Speaker 1: We saw it. We've seen too much penis and too
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  Speaker 1: much wrestles. There was literally an episode where Ron's entire
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  Speaker 1: dick was just out. Yeah, I saw it. Jerk talked
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  Speaker 1: to him about our sex tape that some girl posted it.
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  Speaker 4: We talked about this like ten times, but yeah, girl
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  Speaker 4: posted TikTok and it was like I watched Son of
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  Speaker 4: the Boy. Oh my god, I love Son of the Boy.
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  Speaker 4: I watch it because it's so funny, and then the
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  Speaker 4: camera pans over. It's just Roane's dick.
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  Speaker 1: We say, son of a boy, Dad, son of a boy?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know one thousand likes? Wow? Yeah? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah? Okay. All the comments were just like,
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  Speaker 1: let me I want to unleash that thing inside of me.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it didn't say that swing it around for us
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  Speaker 1: to take that thing home or put it in my purse. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't say that. I want to carry it around
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  Speaker 1: all day and say why is it shaped like a
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  Speaker 1: figure eight? Why is it lump Why is it lumped
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  Speaker 1: out like a soft pret So I want to use
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  Speaker 1: that as lip claws. There was there was some lip
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  Speaker 1: glass talk, a little bit too much lip glass talk.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, one of our problems that we're running into
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  Speaker 1: big cat as we have you in here as our
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  Speaker 1: consultant to our consuliary.
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  Speaker 5: Which I would love. I'm happy that you guys invited
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  Speaker 5: me on. I thought it was going to come a
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  Speaker 5: little bit earlier.
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  Speaker 1: But that's okay. We were really doing guests.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true, not guess, but I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: be considered a guest.
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  Speaker 1: So by the time of the show. Yeah, a friend
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  Speaker 1: of the show. We still we still don't have any
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  Speaker 1: guest episodes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is I'm a friend of the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you are a friend of the show. I'd like to
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  Speaker 5: just you know, anytime you need to drop on.
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  Speaker 1: You should get a sponsor on our podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, because we were talking about part of my take
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  Speaker 4: on Oh, We're not supposed to say it, we.
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  Speaker 1: Were talking about it. He's trying to silence anytime we.
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  Speaker 4: Were talking about your podcast. On the last episode, we
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  Speaker 4: had to bleep it out a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: That's smart. So we didn't want to promote other podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: I did bring an ad with me from my take
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  Speaker 5: you'd like me to is it four part of my
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  Speaker 5: take or is it one of your sponsors?
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  Speaker 1: Every time I go on another podcast, I bring one
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  Speaker 1: of my own ads with me.
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  Speaker 4: Very smart, very smart. So you definitely do have that
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  Speaker 4: Gary V type mindset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I will kill my entire family just so that I
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  Speaker 5: could stay an add on another podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Our thing is like, our our thing is kind of
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: like like when a friend asks us why we aren't
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  Speaker 4: why we weren't at the club this weekend, We reply
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  Speaker 4: and we say you know, they say so, Like a
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  Speaker 4: friend will come up to me and rown and they'll
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  Speaker 4: be like like Nick or KB some of those other guys,
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  Speaker 4: and I'd be like, hey man, I didn't see at
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  Speaker 4: the club this weekend, and me and Rome will reply
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  Speaker 4: and sync, I.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't see you at the bank this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, but you are my accountant, so you are
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  Speaker 5: that you are on that hustler minds. Yeah, right, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I never stopped grinding. Yeah, there was a moment in
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  Speaker 5: time where I was I don't want to say friends
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  Speaker 5: with Gary Vee, but we were friendly ish because we
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: had I interviewed him and then I played.
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  Speaker 1: Basketball with him a couple of times. You did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a couple in the inner city er.
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  Speaker 3: He has like a run Thursday mornings. I want to
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  Speaker 3: say six to eight am.
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  Speaker 1: No way I would go in. I'd play Does he
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  Speaker 1: play like Manny Pakiao, where like everybody around him has
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  Speaker 1: to like kind of let him win and like they
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  Speaker 1: kind of get out of the way and give him
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  Speaker 1: a boost so he can dunk. All I'll say is
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  Speaker 1: I think Gary ve is actually a pretty good basketball player.
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  Speaker 3: He did.
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  Speaker 5: This is also my bias because when I'm not a
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  Speaker 5: very good basketball player, I pretty much just run around
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  Speaker 5: set picks, right, I don't take a lot of shots.
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  Speaker 5: So I do have a little bit I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to say it's animosity, maybe jealousy of the guys that
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  Speaker 5: basically run three point line to three point line jack
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  Speaker 5: up shots because I'm out there getting in the post.
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  Speaker 5: I'm getting dirty, I'm grinding sweatable elbows, charts, the skins.
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  Speaker 5: You're slipping off some guys back. Yeah, so you're the
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  Speaker 5: kind of guy you get the ball on there, let
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  Speaker 5: him let him shoot. Yes, that once a game there's
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  Speaker 5: a let him shoot, I shoot, I miss, and then
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  Speaker 5: I say, that's.
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  Speaker 3: On you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shouldn't let me shot. Shouldn't have let me shot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But every now and then I hit it and
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  Speaker 5: then I come back down, I say I'm hot, and
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  Speaker 5: then I missed.
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  Speaker 1: I shoot till I miss. And how did it go
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  Speaker 1: in VS League? Did you wind up scoring when you
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  Speaker 1: were with me?
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  Speaker 3: I think I scored a couple.
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  Speaker 1: That was actually how I was interested was how what
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  Speaker 1: was this like an exclusive celebrity? No, it was not
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  Speaker 1: at all. I don't think a lot of celebrities are
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  Speaker 1: am on a third So it was just like you
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  Speaker 1: Gary Vee and then like a bunch of strangers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what that's. You know, that's the language. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you can go to Paris, France. You don't got to
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  Speaker 1: talk to me about street ball. Played ball.
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  Speaker 5: That was also when I first started interacting with Kevin
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  Speaker 5: Durant online because I put up an Instagram story being
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  Speaker 5: like Paul his life and he replied to the Instagram
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  Speaker 5: story and the d M saying, get this trash off
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: my court.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: That was pretty fun.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: Kevin Durant is a very very funny tweeter. Yeah, he's
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: as much as you. Yeah, he has some of the
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: funniest like like, he.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Probably has as many accounts as as too. He has
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: an unlimited account rock in these days, just too, just too. Yeah,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I got two and then we have son of a Boy.
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: Well, that would be my other advice. We want to
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: circle back to the start, is you got to use
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: the main account? Yeah, I do use the man account.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: To the conversation though, too.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to start the conversation with our podcast.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: What are you ever merge them?
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like you would say you
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: you talk about the stuff on line that you talk
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: about on the podcast, right, So that is like I
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: feel like it. I don't know if you don't want
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: to repeat yourself. I don't see Rome starting any conversations.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Oh now this is when we need that soundboard. I
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: should waste I should be better I started conversation though,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: You're right, I uh, I don't know I have them.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I've just been throwing retweets out there. Yeah, but you
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: are incredible at starting the conversation on Twitter. I don't
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: know my first tweet of the day ever should be.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's always too little. It's always too little to manic
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: tweet about like seven thousand times a day. Well, and
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: but he starts every conversation. He's always starting the conversation.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I know that there's there are also so do you Yeah,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: well you do as well.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: But it's our job. Whenever someone's like, hey, dude, like
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: you tweet too much, like, yeah, this is my job,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't like go to your job and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: be like, hey, you're hey, you work too hard. Yeah,
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: you're working too much on that Xcel spreadsheet. Like I'm sorry,
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: this is my job. I know it's pretty sweet that
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: it's my job, but yeah, that is my job.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And you're and you're doing good at it. It's like
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: important to do well at it's important to put a
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: volume out there, and I fucking I need to start
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: the conversation. Conversations all it's about, Yes, did you see
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: what our boy Tyler Miller did the comic books. Refresh
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: my memory on who that is. He looks like a
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: long term guy. He looks like a farmer tyler. I know, Jake.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Jake's problem, if Jake's listening right now, is that guy
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: can't just wipe the smile off this man.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: He's just smiling all the time.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's trying to bring good vibes to all situations.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: He's a nervous smiler. You know those type of people.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was a nervous smiler when I first started.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Were you now? I'm just now I'm just the angry
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Now You're just fucking God go through a God Like
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: we don't really talk to him. He kind of you
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: have like a surly teenager vibe. It's like, shut up, mom,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, I love being around little sas because it's
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: like it's almost like swinging a bat with a doughnut
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: For when my son becomes a teenager. It's like I've
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: been through this, I've dealt with sass.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: What are you gonna do when you're uh just always
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: you know, what are you gonna do when your son
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: sits you down? And he's like, I want to start
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: a podcast like it, bro, I want to start a
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: pod and then you and.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Then you're like and he's like he's like pop, He's like, hey, Papa,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I want to.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Do a father son's sports podcast. And then you guys
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: do it, and you're like, you're still like, I'm assuming
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: you got a lot of time left on in your.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Wrong you do wrong in the end the end of
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: his rope, yeah I am.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: And everyone's still like, oh my god, Big Hats like
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: this crazy good sports commentator, Like no, no.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: That that's what not what people say?
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: What have I just done in the.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Last And then and then let me continue to make
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: myself a good sports commentator.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know you have a big sports podcast. That's
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: what I was getting that that from. And then and
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: then like oh sorry, big Cats is this legendary podcaster.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: M he's coming out of he's so maybe you have
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: retired by this time. And he's like, oh, he's coming
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: out of his grave. He's he's gonna he's finally lasened
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: back up the skates, Like, let's do it, and you
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: you sit down record the first episode with your son
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: and he just doesn't have it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It would suck, but I don't think that you would
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: even give him the chance until he's ready to start
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: the conversation. Like, it's not like you would put him on,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: like on the stage at fucking Julie Aar before you've
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: heard him sing. Yet you're gonna fucking find out whether
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: he has Joe chops to be to be a part
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: of my taker. Yeah, and I think that he will.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: No, I would tell my son is like when a
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: football player comes in, Like, not gonna let my son
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: play football.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I podcasted so much too dangerous, so my son doesn't
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: have to. Yeah, okay, so he could be an engineer,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: a scientist, stand on the shoulders of the people that
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: came before you type of thing. Imagine. Imagine it must
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: be terrifying. It's actually awesome. I'm scared not I'm getting
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like I'm getting your twenties. So yes, you should be.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine having a kid and you just
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what they're gonna do with their life? What
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do with your life? I know?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: But like, but you're ready though, I could. That's how
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I could tell that you're ready to have a kid,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Like the fact that it's on your mind, you're biologically
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: your your eggs are getting. Yeah, you should freeze some sperm.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: You should just jerk off into like an ice cube
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: tray and just freeze some of your sperm in case
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you need it later on.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: I do like the idea though, of like going into
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: my son's bedroom when he's like fourteen and and him like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: you know, wrestling the things around and like closing cabinets
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: and everything.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I find like mic and I'm like, what are you?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? I told you I did
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: this so you don't have to.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: It's like that old weed commercial and see in your
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: eyes and he's like, I learned from you. I learned
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: it from you. I learned podcasting from you who showed
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: you this? I have irony poisoning so you don't have to.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: He just slowly gets ironic. That's a father's worst NIGHTMAREK
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: winds up ironic.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he hates everything, but yeah, being a dad's awesome.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I would highly recommend it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Sounds like it to you. As soon as you can,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: as soon as your body is biologically able to produce
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: potent sperm, become a father. That's what we say on
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: this show. All right, all right, all sons of boy
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: days in here, all legitimate son be a son of
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a boy dad.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: He is as well, Yes, all men already is a
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: son of a boy dad, right, but he would be
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: as well in the future going forward.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: So we we have merchandise that's out now. But the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: problem is that Sas only wears like a couple of items.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: So how do how do we sell How do we
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: sell merchandise that SaaS could wear?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, he there's an idea.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: We basically we hire Caucasian James, a son of a
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: boy dad merch and then have him put it out
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: and then Sas would be like, oh my.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: God, I have to have this. That's fucking genius. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: something a bad idea. Or have Cody co come on
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and tell us what merch should look like and then
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: we'll buy it from him for us, but from him.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Are you a big Cody Co guy?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I like him as well. He was the part
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: of my take. Really.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he came in the office.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: We're Ko Danyacs. Yeah, we're k Danyacs. You don't know
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: wel too, Yeah he was. We did we interview both
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: of that. I didn't know he was. I didn't know
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the part of my take Yeah, that's cool.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Here's a lot of things you don't know.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Son, Me and Noel a good buddies. Really yeah, close
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: personal friends. I have seen him in person. Yeah, how
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: does it?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: How does it work?
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Because I think you do have and I know how
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: it works for me, But like you have people online
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: who are you consider friends that you've never met, Like
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Caucasian James you never met?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but also like me and Caucasian James
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: all talk that much. Oh so you're not friends with them? Okay,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: just want to throw that out. He doesn't mean that
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I have, Like, sorry, no, I mean that I have.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I have to talk about the Badgers. That was actually
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: jap slid in my DM. Yeah, it was like I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: can't believe something about a Badger game. I was like, oh,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: let's roll, dude. Yeah you're wide open now you have
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a future. But he didn't even know. No, but he
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: was just talking to me about the game. Yeah, you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: That's why you have no real male friends because the game.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Today I went to lunch with my family that I
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: don't see a lot.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: It was like my dad, who I do see, but
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: then everyone everyone else, I don't it was my dad's
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: side of the family is like my my grandparents, my
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: uncle and my cousin and we My uncle had like
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: a rental car, he's from l A.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: And they like drove back. They drove us, like to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Penn Station.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I walked to the office from Penn Station and they
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: were just talking about sports the whole time, and I
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: was just like, no, idea.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: You need to get a basic knowledge.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: We need to have like a little recap for you
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: or just a list of names. Yeah.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: And I remember I was like thinking, and I was like,
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: this is just something. I don't even have the patience
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: to be knowing all these people.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: But all you need is like a basic knowledge of
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the names.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: And then Mark Titus, who has UH, who's a friend
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: of mine, who's a very good sports commentator UH and
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: has a podca yourself like myself, but not really. His
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: whole thing is like, if you can know enough mascots
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: for college teams, you'll always come across as fairly well versed.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: You're right, You're like, oh, yeah, oh, you're talking about
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yellowjackets Georgia Tech.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good this year.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I think I'm too far gone though. I remember when
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I was little, I used to like everyone want to
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: talk about sports. I remember I used to try and
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: like wake up and watch ESPN, and I'll just be like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: what the fuck.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: In video games? Yeah, it's just like at the end
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: of the day, it's just like not some of that
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: interests me.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: You actually should just play the video games. You would learn.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Everything that Definitely I did. I mean I did. I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: learned soccer.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I was into like NHL the game is pretty good.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Oh you played Cell Yeah, Madden. I was never really
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: into it. Felt it was too easy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You hear that, John, You just run it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: John is going to be pissed. He didn't mean that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You just running Mary every time and you win. Yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: but he's putting on like a harder setting.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Anyone who plays Madden and doesn't do a Hail Mary
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: every single time is like a total like loser. You're
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: an offensive genius, Like who's playing Madden?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Just like I'm gonna run it. Let's run on this,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: ye know.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: I like to establish the run, yeah, and the open
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: up the past game. Well, I would probably smack you
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: and Madden.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's let's let's do it now. The boys
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: YouTube will set that up. You have on YouTube, you
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: don't have a son. No, it's a little sasquatch. Damn, damn,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: because it's already established. So does that hurt it's corporate
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: bullshit to get into it hurts you more? Yes, it
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: hurts hurt you that it's my skit. Tep plummeted on
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: YouTube for real? Yeah? Is that because you're not funny anymore?
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: No?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: The last one got twelve thousand views and it got
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: it got five million views on TikTok.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Is TikTok fake? Yes? One percent?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we shouldn't be quoting those views.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: No, but it also did well on Twitter and Instagram.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: This is like when Facebook.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Remember when Facebook had a whole They basically spent an
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: entire couple of years boosting everyone's views by an insane amount,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: and people flooded to it get the most views.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: They actually killed like a bunch of content creators careers
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Like no joke, Like people, you got money, We're ready
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: to go, like look at all these millions of views.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: And then Facebook was like, whoop's just kidding. We faked everything.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I think TikTok views are one hundred percent fake,
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Like like when you see a post that has a
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: million likes, right, Like, that's a lot of people. That
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: should be something that you've seen on like every other platform, right,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: like if something has a million, if something had a
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: million likes on Twitter, you've seen that video.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: But don't you take the likes are real and it'll
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: be like it would be like in the newspaper if
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I saw that beyond Jimmy foul. Yeah literally, but I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: TikTok is like every other Oh this oh casual swipe.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Oh this one is seventy million likes. Yeah, my uh.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I want to get back to when you were talking
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: about sports, when you were in the car with your family.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Who who would you have said as athletes? Like if
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you just were trying to sprinkle some athletes into the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: conference played name dropped Cabbas.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: And I are talking where your where your dad?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'll be your dad, I'll be your uncle uncle. Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: So what do you think, uh, Buck's sons hassun? Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: it's a shame about Carabbas and artis huh about that podcast?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Pretty good?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And football season is right just just around the corner, son,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: who are you excited to watch? M H. I think
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Jared should be great out there.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the Packers?
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: And all the turmoil that's going on there, What do
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: you think it's gonna end up happening at their.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: QB situation or just any qbs you're into, someone's going
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: to have to do something about that.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: There.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You who's like a college football player? You know, I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: don't know any college I was about to say, Patrick Mahomes. Okay,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: well he did play college he used to be a player. Yes,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: actually is he still is a college football player? Keep going, Yeah,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that's about it. That's pretty good, though.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: You should just actually, you know, what you really should do,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: because it's it's clear that you don't want to invest
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: any time in sports, which I'm not I'm not knocking.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: You should just become a hardcore fan of a singular
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: player in every smith. So like in college football this year,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: just be a Spencer Rattler guy. He's the quarterback for
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Oklahoma and just everything is Spencer Rattler.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Like Spencer Ratler.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And like anytime any conversation that someone brings up
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: college football, you just veer it back to Spencer.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Ratts, Like I'm not watching unless I'm seeing the Rattleman. Yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the rattlesnake out the Rattler. Yeah. On the field. Oh
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you guys like that guy, he's no Spencer Rattler. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: that actually would work. Wake me up when Spencer Rattler
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is playing.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: And if you get the advanced stats, it's like our.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Guy jamis one of one who likes just so obsessed
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: with one player that you can beat anyone in an
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: argument if you bring them.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: To that player. It all goes back to Ratler.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you bring all your arguments to your home turf
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: of Spencer Rattler and then you beat them over the
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: head with it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, And he's cool and he's cool. He has a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: cool name, he has a cool haircut. Yeah yeah yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: oh wait fuck, speaking of cool, I have something. Wait,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come right back. You guys talk, You guys talk.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Yeah, you can have the rest.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: It's like this is just so do you actually like working?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: No? No, not at all.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Why I could tell. I could tell.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: I could tell when you did the whole like I'm
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: going to make all the Son of a Boy Dad
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: videos on my personal YouTube.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: That was clearly a power play.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: So like, you've learned your lessons from Alex Cooper and
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Sophia Franklin and you're like this is well, we're expecting that,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: like we're on like we're pitching it to other to
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: other companies.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Right when you're talking HBO and all that ship. When
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: this split up happens, you have all the IP Yeah
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that's smart. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay, we actually got got
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a big raise with the podcast, and Bron actually got
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: a soundary cuts back. I also have the password to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: his YouTube if you want it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, I south start posting some stuff. What do you
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: want me to post first?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Surprise highlights here.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I still know what it is.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I still don't know what it is. What is this jewelry? Oh?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, Ron got me a necklace.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I thought, I thought we need to get into the
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: chain game. I've been telling Ron and I spent some
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: time together over July fourth vacation. No big deal, get
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: into that.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: We just hung out. Yeah, we went to Eastern Long Island.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: E l I.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: He yeah, he met my family, which he knows. But
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he I was saying, I want to I want to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: be a chain guy. I'm not wearing this, Okay, that's fine,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I'll wear it. Just literally just open it and look
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: at it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: And this is the Saint of good gambling luck.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Correct, Yes, sen open, I'm gonna wear it and we
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: all have good gambling luck. And it's perfect because I
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: didn't know what what size chain lengths to get, and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: so I got uh without thinking. I got sixteen inch change,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: which is about the size of the average neck, and
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: so it doesn't hang at all. It's just a joker. Bro,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: pop your chain on, brother, Sure, I'm not putting it on.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: This is what you gotta do. You got a phobia?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: And can you come get me?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: You gotta take more risks, man, this is a lot.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: You're scared to fail. You people say on this here,
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I am rocking a choker with my bro.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I might cut off my circulation, you know what
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I you know what I won't do being not.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Swagging, having bad gambling love.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck that. I'm wearing this ship. Owen, Can you
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: get me here?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Owen? Look at this. You're addicted to Twitter.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: We're having a conversation, we're popping out Jake twit with
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: our boys, and you're.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I think Owen's actually gonna choke me if you yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: because he's not.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to put on these necklaces. Oh there
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: we go. I mean, how do you like rice? That
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: looks so good?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I got any wagle on it?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Or real it's really choking me. He Now, you know
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the size of your neck sixteen inches.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Six it's actually sixteen and a half. So I'm really fit.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: That's like the smaller Like, yeah, well, we're gonna say
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: your biceps. Your biceps are not My biceps are not.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Yeah, we're gonna get you.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say my biceps, and then I was like, now,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: don't want to I was gonna say, my dick, why
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: don't you do steroids?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. He doesn't want to get He said,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: he's worried about breasts.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Oh well, as a man who has breasts, it's not
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: that bad.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It really is. Had I was wearing. I said, don't
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: want my heart to explode. Oh you're one of those guys.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: They actually had lunch. You're talking about steroids.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: But your grandmother my uncle was like, my cousin's name
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: is Sam, and she was like, he was like, yeah,
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: some of the kids on Sam's baseball team have been
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: experimenting with creatine.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Oh that's as if that was supposed to be like
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a like a big drop right, like whoa ship?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I was with Creatine. I was like, Bro, I'm on
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Creatine right, but it's not doing anything it does. I'm
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: fucking inflated. Actually, when I when I went to Chicago
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: for a week. When I went to Chicago for a week,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I talking, I'm.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Just you're such a chain guy. It looks so fucking sick.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It looks it looks shockingly bad.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: What's your problem?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Why are you being negative? Guess literally our guests on
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: our show, like you can't tell him if any can't
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: believe we got you instead of Tim Dillon this, Yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: but if Tim Dillon it came on, would you have
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: been like, oh your stand up comedy joke was so
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: bad that I would not have So I'm not scared
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of the Delta variant.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Saying Kim Dillon is, but bro not easy?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: What I'm not easy? Big cat?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I have I'm triple vaxed. Bro, Yeah, had COVID.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I got all of them? He did, That's right. Johnson
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and Johnson maderna Pfizer, Johnson Johnson, you got the high
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: school say something. Drop it's a Joey Molnaro drop. You
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: obviously don't watch.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fun with Molinaro. Should you see that Bomby hit?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah on the baseball playing? Absolutely?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you guys think about doing? Uh some
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: kind of therapy online? Do you ever think about that?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was thinking about that? What the fuck? Speaking of?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yo?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: How did you know? Do you know our ads?
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Dude? How did you know this? We're into mental health?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: How did you know that? Sometimes we all get bullied
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: online and we have to sometimes find somebody that we
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: have to talk to.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I've always gotten help, but I'm looking for
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: maybe better help.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Look, look, look, life is full of stressors. It doesn't
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: matter who you are, what you have, your life is
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: probably stressed, roan.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Won't you hop in? Keep just keep going.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: You may not be feeling down and out and depressed
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: or like you're a total loss, a total fucking loser,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: But if your stress is high, your temper is shorter
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: than usual, or even if you're starting to feel strained
• 33:21
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• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, total fucking loser? That It doesn't say that on there?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Are you editorializing? Bro? You're trying to make people who
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: are getting help feel like losers.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: It's okay to not be okay, it's probably fine to
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: not be okay. It's totally okay to not be okay.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You can unload this bread that you can unload that stress,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and you could talk to somebody who is completely unbiased
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: about your life, someone who isn't going to judge you
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: or take sides in anything like this guy exactly, he'll
• 33:53
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  Speaker 1: for anything to me from That's why I go to
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a gym and I.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Need Hey, big Cat, I'm in the whle. Uh all right.
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• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I bring my own at competing companies. Believe that ship
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: who booked this guy who booked this clown? Fucking get
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Kellery Martin the fucking here.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: You know what I was watching yesterday after that guy
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: came in, uh to the yak. I was watching the
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: the Brandon and Devlin fight, and he's just so fucking funny.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: So good Walker for you do it. You do the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Devlin impression right, and Boker, how could you? How could you?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's a full yodel. He goes like eight octaves apart.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: So funny, it was. It was a day. It was.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I wish I was working here when that happened. Yeah,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: and brand it's just in the milk suit the whole time. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: that was the worst part is that he just looked
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: like an absolute clown.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: It's a fight in grade school. It's like the day
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: when there's like a fight, or like two people are
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: about to fight out back or something. It's just palpable
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: excitement in the air. That shows my dad almost gotten
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a fight today. What was really strange was your uncle
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: no stranger. Stranger, I've never seen this happen in my
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: entire life. My dad's like not like a hot head,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: so it was like, really weird.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: How do you know?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's Walter White? He could be. It made me
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: think like he might as he made he maybe has
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: killed someone before, or maybe he's on a cycle right now.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe it seems something like that. We're literally, well, we're
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: leaving lunch and.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Were my dad's like saying bye to his mom and dad,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: and then some guy comes up and he's like, why
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: are you standing in the center of the fucking sidewalk?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: And he was like and he was like a he
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: was like a rich asshole. And my dad turns around
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I don't forget what he said. He
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: was like, why don't you just go around? Why don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: you just fucking go around us?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Or something. Then the guy comes back, like waddles his
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: way back there, and my dad like drops his bag
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: off and they're like face to face and he's like
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: are we doing this? And then my grandma I had
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: to break it up. Do you think that we all
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: walked away in silence, and then eventually I was like
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I had to break the tension. I was like, that
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: was wow, that was pretty crazy brawl back there, and yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Jim Halpert looked at the camera, Look.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Do you think that he did that because he knows
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: his son's a badass.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Now and like, no, you at all. I legitimately thought
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: it was like a friend because he's from New York.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a friend from high school
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and they were like fucking kiss. Yeah. Yeah, but that's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: exactly what happened at the at the Red Sox game
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: when people here are tense. The woman was like, are
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you just gonna stand there? Because I was asking sass.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: People don't like your standards. Are you just going to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: stand there? And I was like, I'm asking my friend
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: if he wants a hot dog? He was so ro
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: was literally getting up. He's like, Yo, do you want
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: a hot dog?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: And I was like, no, I'm fine, he was, and
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: she was like, so you're just gonna stand in front
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: of me and He's like, I'm just asking if he
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: wants a hot dogs?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: And then nick Case, I don't care, like if you're
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: an asshole a strangers, I would I was trying to
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: stick up. I don't think I don't think Rhad's an
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: asshole to strangers, but he definitely has a bit a
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: little bit of like a smart ass.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: He's you know, he has a quip.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: N it's not a classic Philly, classic Philly god battery
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: at I'll fucking wing a baut it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: But it's like someone tells him to get out of
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: the way, and all of a sudden he starts like
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: if he starts battle wrapping them.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: And published that's okay, I just undress him.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: He's like, I am white, I am a fucking bum.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: They're like, dude, I was just asking you to I
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: was just asking if you could move out.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Of the way so I could see the game. I
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: have to leave.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: We're gonna let you go. I really enjoyed this friend
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: of the show. I would love to come back on
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: in a semi regular. Doesn't have to be like so
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: we got it, got it? Hey, this is your every quarter, quarterly, yearly.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Bi monthly by month?
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: What is that? Six times a year?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Sit bi monthly six times a year. We can maybe
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: at that end, maybe we go six times a year
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: and then a bonus, yeah, surprise.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You get to bring a guest for your bonus.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna bring Tim Dillon. It has to be
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: someone famous, Okay, Tim Dylon famous to you? Yeah, I agree,
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: it's very funny comedian.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Not famous to me. He's a funny comedian to me,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: we're not famous.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Caucasian James, he famous?
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: No?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: What is he?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: What are his credits? He's got a million followers on Twitter,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: He's got all the shirts success wears. He got all
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the shirts that I wear? That's that? Did he make
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: that shirt? He's a design Is he making barstool sports shirts?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Caucasian James, Dude, you were for barstool sports? Nah? Nah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Where do you think you're some kind of bro bro?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Not a good look bro.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Let me guess you like just go up to chicks
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: and be like smoke show fucking misogynists today.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: We were a legitimate.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Thing that happened was we were sitting at a dinner
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: and my uncle looked at me and he was like,
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: now you had dinner to lunch, storry. We were sitting
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: at lunch and my uncle looks over me and he goes, so,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: how much was big Cat make?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I know he didn't. Yeah he did, all right, Thanks
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: for coming but you know the answer to that. Of
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: course I know the answer. Eighty one thousand dollars an
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: episode of Partner, Oh so the price can I heard you?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: So I heard you were still on starting salary.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Well I am, but then my commission is eighty one
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars and it's not it's actually it's like winning
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: a golf tournament after we finish the moment we finished.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Count Yeah, you press direct posity, press the stop button.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Right, I could part the mic boom eighty damn. Nice again,
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I've never let my son podcast. But it's a good life.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's nice. That's not bad. Yeah, it's not
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you No, oh no, god no, we are way more
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: than that. God.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Boys.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Also, where you're give me your choker because I'm probably
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: gonna lose one.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my backup, all right, my backup choke.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Put both a change together. Maybe it'll be a real
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: big boys necklace. All right, Thanks for coming on, brother,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Thanks bro, thank you, No, thank you. Finally, is that
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the whole episode?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: No, let's do more. Yeah, all right, welcome back to
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: the Son of the Boy. That after show. Now that
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: we got that bitch ass big head out of the room,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: sit down to it. God damn, you're reckless, bro, that motherfucker.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: We didn't even invite him on.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: And you're and you don't care. You'll speak your mind
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: when anybody's in the room. And that's why I mean, like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'll look him in the eyes and say, I'm a savage.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a savage. I don't see you at the
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: bank ever. Yeah, you're always at the club. You may be,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: you may be fertile, but you're not the fucking You're
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: not in the vaults. I look him in the eyes
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: and say, bro, I don't think you're an electric factory.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And here saying shit like that. That's beyond the pale.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That's crossing a line. That's being a little bit fucked up.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, you just got to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: keep them straight. You got to keep the boys. You
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: got to keep it bro. I got to keep him humble.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: That's how you keep barstools ethos correct. That's how you
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: make sure that we don't stray too far, that the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: pirate chip stays its course exactly. It's like fucking Jack
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Sparrow type shit. Yep, have you ever seen Caribbean?
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Of course I have, brother, all of the entire trilogy,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: of course, brother, that's a trick question. There's four movies.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen any of it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, all right, and.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Well you got a sunken chest yourself, brother, That can
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: make some pirates jo sunken chest.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what helps with my sunken chest Bare
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: bottom t shirts, a bare bottom clothing in general. The
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: bare bottom makes my chest just explode through the tea.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: It's almost an illusion. It makes me look like something
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: i'm not. It makes me look jacked, it makes me
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: look sexy. It puts emphasis on the shoulders in the arms,
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: but it tucks away that belly.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm a bare bottoms shorts guy. I actually am
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: wearing bare bottom shorts as we are. Those bbes. These
• 43:31
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  Speaker 4: I know.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: They're actually very comfortable shorts. I like them a lot.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And the worst thing that you could do, I think
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: it's even worse than wearing a shirt that doesn't fit
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: is wearing shorts that don't fit out. There's no faster
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: way for me to tell that someone doesn't have the
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: fucking juice that they probably don't even have. Like five
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: thousand followers on TikTok if their shorts are funny, I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: actually have noticed.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I was wearing a full bare bottom fit in the
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: gym the other day, and these make not only does
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: the shirt make me look jack, but these make my
• 44:00
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• 44:03
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• 44:10
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• 44:13
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• 44:16
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• 44:24
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• 44:27
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• 44:30
  Speaker 1: inverted ass, but it only looks as juicy as it
• 44:33
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• 44:36
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• 45:00
  Speaker 4: And the last part about the five point five is
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: like everyone's like, oh, like you gotta wear the five
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  Speaker 4: inch in seams, but it's like, yay, Like me, I don't.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not wearing five inch in seams, but five point
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: five I would think about it. Yeah, that extra half
• 45:10
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• 45:13
  Speaker 4: not trying to be going out just with my dick
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  Speaker 1: That'll that'll just eclipse the tip, yeah, of your dick. Yeah,
• 45:21
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• 46:08
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• 46:11
  Speaker 4: tuck that belly away.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Seriously, if you're not engaging, your getting rid of that thing,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: get rid of it. But you think the beast part
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is you don't even have to get rid of it. Yeah,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: wear some bear bottom and they will. You will go
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: from looking like a fat slob to looking like you're
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: six packed out with your fucking zach Efron type shit
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: twelve in Efron Schwan. Yeah tu, dude, I've heard crazy
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: things about Efron Schlang. Oh me too. I heard it's
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: got a rumble pack on it like the Nintendo controller.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I heard he has to tape it up up. What
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: do you mean you gotta tape it around his legs?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: No way, so long gets in the wet. I'd only
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: heard of it. It's vibrating.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Uh you know he Davidson's getting all of his tattoos
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: removed because it's like such a pain when he goes
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: on set that they have to put makeup over all
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: his tattoos. That's why, Yeah, that's why. Like I heard
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Efron has getting like his dick. He's getting the search
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: where they make it smaller, like lap band surgery for
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: his dick, because it's like it's such a pain in
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: the ass when he goes on set and they have
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: to tape it up every time.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if he's like method acting as a guy
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: with a small penis, Yeah, no one would be like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: how am I supposed to get into character when I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: know what is living inside my pants right now? And
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the co star whoever is his acting partner in that scene,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: they have to live with his gargantua and fucking and
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it's hard oil penis, no matter what you want to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: say about like fragile masculinity, Like, it's hard. It's hard
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: being around a guy who legitimately has a like a
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: fifteen inch dick. Yeah. I saw the video that zac
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Efron put on his YouTube page where he put a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: camera like right next to his massive bulge and went
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: on the train, and the amount of women who are
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: just staring at his dick. It's disgusting. That is disgusting.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It should be in prison. No there, it's just the
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: fact that women are just treating males male penises like
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: they're pieces of meat that fires me. Up. Yeah, it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: just it's not fair. It's not fire these days, because
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: like I'm all, I was for first wave feminism, second
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: wave feminism even up to like fourth wave feminism, but
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that fifth wave feminism just opening. Yeah, ogling men's penis
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: someone now just staring at a mushrooms?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: They're just demanding mushroom soup out of my fucking sweaty,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: mushroom stamped pants. No, that's it's not right. That's just
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: not right. And uh, women be better, That's all I
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: have to say. Do better. Women are trash, all right, Well,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: don't go that far. Okay, women are trash. Take it back,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: real in, real it in, in real it in. But
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: if sexuality was a choice, why would I ever dated
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: choose a man? Why would I ever choose a woman?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: If sexuality is a choice, never seen a woman be
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: able to rattle off the Seattle SuperSonics roster from nineteen
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: ninety six. Nope, that's why male companionship is just the best.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Tell me if you think that this is gay. What
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a friend of mine said, Uh he wishes that all
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: of uh, all of us could just date each.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: Other having chicks paws. Pause pause, So so yeah, so
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: it is, and so that's completely bro.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it, but pause, whoa, i'mna have
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to step out for a second. Man in my mind,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, when Bras has some sauce, ship ordered some
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: sausage pizza with pepperoni. Paws, I'm just sayings. The only
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: thing you should be ordering is chicken breast all right. Yeah, yeah,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: my man orders some boning chicken tenders. I said, now, pause, paws,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: my dog. I wouldn't even eat corn on the cob. Bro, No,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I take the eye. I slice that corn off the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: cob exactly, and I'll shape it into a labia. Yeah,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I'll uh, I'll throw the corner. Asks me if I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: can shuck the corn on the cob or what is
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: it not shuck? Shuck? I look her in the eyes
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: and I say, pause, Mommy, pause, you got the wrong guy.
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: I say, you're talking to me. You talking to me, Mama,
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: you're talking to me. You think these hands are gonna
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: shuck corner?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Hell no, Mama, I ain't doing that. Mama, get me
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: my wife beater.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: I want to get a wife beater. I want to
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: start rocking one of those. Yeah, that's why you'd buy
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: like fifteen of them for like three dollars.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I definitely had a phase where I was wearing wife beaters.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That's not surprising in the slightest under behinder my clothes, though,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't wear that. You were wrap battling with a
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: wife beater on weren't you? There were? What? Sam? What
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: if you win? We're gonna get every word of fucking
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: eight mile on this podcast before everything is said and done.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: But where are we going to go after that? The
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: fact that they don't have more rat Don't there any
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: other rat movies? Oh? Well, I guess there's a lot
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: of rat movies, but none like that? Like, what, what's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: one other rat movie? Roll Bounce? Get Richard Die Trying
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: kind of? I take you to Dick Andy. That movie
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: is good as fuck. It is fitty. Yeah, he's just
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: talking about fucking and are you a window shut? Yeah?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: And he's like window shopping with the girl. I love that.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I love that movie. It's actually a really good movie.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It made me cry when he sold crack to that mom. No, wait,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: that's the biggie movie. That's the biggie movie. Have you
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: seen that? Yeah?
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: And he goes his buddy's like, yo, dude, He's like,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: you just sell crack to a pregnant lady? And he's like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: what do I look like a damn social justice warp? No,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: not social What does he say?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Social worker? Social worker?
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck hilarious. Shout out to big and Crack Commandments bro.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Biggie. So, Biggie, do you think that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: selling crack to someone's mom could get you canceled? The
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: answer is no, I don't think so. The answer is no.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: But uh, like it's not like he's just selling like
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's just selling drugs, Like he doesn't be
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: like I kind of get like he's he doesn't have
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: to pick and choose who he sells drugs to.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: So you would tell to tell crack to a pregnant
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: lady if I was selling crack, Yeah, you would. Yes,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: not me, dude, I'd be ethical. And I think that
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: people who sell crack to pregnant ladies should be canceled.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I know that psychology. You just said that you don't
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: think it should be canceled. Yeah, well it was reverse psychology.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bait you into saying it because like, oh,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I really like, I mean, if you're selling drugs. You're
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: fucking like, I don't know. I like if you're selling
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: drugs or selling drugs, like, I don't think it matters
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: who you're selling. What about killing someone drugs? You think
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you should be someone? Is that's cancellable? Yeah? Are you sure? Yes?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: How many people have you killed? Bro? Tell me you
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: haven't killed someone, dude, time to come clean. Look behind
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: the eyes and tell me you haven't killed someone. I
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: put a I put a brick through the face of
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a stranger while I was on a vacage. Yeah, they're
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: just sitting drunk on a Long island. We were just
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: on Long Island and fucking whipping around. What did get
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: into this time? We're just doing hate crimes. I'm pretty
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: sure that the President of the Philippines would just like
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: ride around. He used to ride around on a motorcycle
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: and just shoot people in the face and he just
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: like confessed it. Yeah that's crazy, that's American psycho. Yeah
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: it is. I watched that the other night. It's good
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: as She's so fucking sweet. I love that. But he
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: would get canceled. The intro of that movie is so good.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: How does it go? I just know the part where
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: he's like, ever since I was a boy, I wanted
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: to be a killer. He's like, it's like, in the morning,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I do my is it in the morning I do
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: my app exercise or no, He's like, it's talking about
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: he's not about working out. And he's like, he's like,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: in the morning, I do my crunches. I can do
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a thousand. Now. I love how he says it. It's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: so funny. So is that was the point of that
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: movie that he didn't actually kill anybody. He killed anybody,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: so he just fantasized about it. Yeah, I think, so
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: that's pussy shit. Though I know, I don't think I
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: ever even made it to the end of the movie
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: until I watched it the other night.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Really, I thought it was a good gass movie. It
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: is a good movie, but I just wanted a little
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: too ambiguous of an ending for me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted him to have killed. I wanted there
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to actually be blood someone.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I think I talked we talked about inception and the
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: ambiguous ending in that, and someone DM me and they
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: were like, bro, like, inception ending is not ambiguous. Like
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: and then he like says his theory on what happens,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: and it's like you realize that, like is the definition
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: of an ambiguous ending. Just because you think something happened
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: and you're like so certain that that's what happened, does
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: not mean that it's not an ambiguous Dude.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: What happens after you die is an ambigious My thought
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: is that you go to a place like the Magic
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Kingdom in Disney word, then this guy's all blue, but
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: so's the ocean. He's like, it's not ambiguous ending, bro,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Like he's just in his reality with his wife where
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: he wants to be.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: And it's like, but they don't show that off the camera,
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: so it's infra. It is ambiguous.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: There is an inference. Come there, now, come on, I mean,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna be this podcast, I just learned the
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: word ambiguous pretty recently, and now I'm just using it
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: as much as I can. You did, no kidding, where'd
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you learn it? I'm just fucking around. Do you have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: a word day calendar? Nope? We should start a word
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: of the day calendar from the act or from the
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: fucking whatever podcast we're on now? Yeah, whatever one? We should?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: We do too many? Bro, Seriously, bro, how many how
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: many shows a week are we on? At this point,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: bro I fucking put out so many feel like, oh,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: certain feel like the studio is my second home. I
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: know all the days run together. We're gonna start having
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: like a Drake songwriting mill. People have to just sleeping
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: in the studio. You're just sleeping in intense Like, give
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: us a premise, come up with the premise. We need
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: something to riff on. Dude, being in the studio with
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Drake is nuts. Yeah, but he too back to those
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: days fucking Quintin Miller though. Man, he fucking blew the
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: whole lid off, the whole operation. They were only making
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars a month. Really, he was making five
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month to just flip and write shit
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: for Drake. That's crazy, Isn't that nuts? That's not a
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: lot of money. That's weird.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Drizzy is a big I thought Rizzy was supposed to
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: be like I've got my I've got my boys.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: At sixty thousand dollars a year, keeps paying his teachers,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: make teachers make more than fucking Drake's ghostwriters. That's crazy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I was gonna go into Drake ghostwriting, but I'm just
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and teach history to her creators and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: stuff because it's more lucrative. I want to be able
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to set up my family, So I'm not going to
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: ghost write for Drake anymore. I mean, like I don't
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: really get the whole Like the whole ghost writing thing
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: is weird to me.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Why.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Like I guess, like if you're really famous and you've
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: like already like had a bunch of hiss yourself, Like,
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: I guess ghostwriting is not the craziest thing. But it's
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: like people who like come out of the gate and
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: they just like don't ran into their music.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: It's like, so what do you do? Some people just
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: look like they're supposed to be famous?
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like Olivia Rodrigo, isn't there like a whole bunch
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: of controversy with her, Like didn't she doesn't she have
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: ghostwriters or she's like stealing songs from people or something.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I think she's just singing like Paramore. I think Paramore
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is just a style, like the way that Biggie fathered
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of rap styles. Yeah, I think that Paramore
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: has now just fathered the careers of Olivia Rodrigo and
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Willow and like all these other people. You could just
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: get a Travis Barker, but that's like not drop a
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: couple o names, bro Joe's what you got? Uh? Tom DeLong?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Of course were the guys from all time low shout
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: out those guys. Love those guys, friends of the pod
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: and friends of the pod, friends of the program. Mom,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a phase, that type of ship.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Those are those guys. You know what I've been trying
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: to get into is uh is scream Oh oh really?
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I was listening to Screamo yesterday for like the first time,
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: and I turned it off instantly. It wasn't for you,
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I was listening, like bring me
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: the Horizon?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: What did it sound like? It was like I looked
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: up a gym playlist and that was the first song
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: and I played it and it was it was like
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: like not for me. Give give it an impression of
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even know, Like I can't even do the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: impression without like I want to become a Screamo artist
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: wrote you saw this kid.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Coming out, let's get him to do that. This dude, Yeah,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: why he would do it? Do you guys get on
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: the intro song or you on a uncut? I mean,
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know an interest song would be the worst,
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: but that would be fucking hilarious. And I'm dead serious
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: about the soundboard. I want all the voided all right, Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: let's get that app.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Let's make that happen. Soundboard coming, Dude, that would be
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: so fucking funny, have it scream? Oh yeah, that's our intro.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: But how do we get that guy to do it?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He's got four points seven million watches on that, bro,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: and that's legit numbers.
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I mean we could just like DMM or something. I mean,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he follows me. That guy's counterculture. Bro, he's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: in the punk scene. Yeah he doesn't.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I would love to get into the punk scene in
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: New York, but I don't even know what I would wear.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even I saw like a punk rave that
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was going on at a fucking it was at like
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a train, like like a train depot. There's just like
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: a bunch of trains, and it looked like an old
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: West shoot him upset or something like that. Yeah, And
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go so badly. I wanted to be
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: included in a counterculture, true movement. But I don't even
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: have the fucking wardrobe to go there. I couldn't go
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: there in bare bottoms. They're versatile enough for damn near
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: every scenario except for a counterculture RAF. It's true, bare
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: bottom needs to release the countercultural rave line we need
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: to go, or we need to come up with some
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: counterculture rave like shirts or something like that, Like just
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Jenko's all black with like white writing. You get yourself
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: some Jenko's. I want Jenkos too, But at the same time, Oh,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think you want them as bad as me.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I've owned Jenkos before. I don't think you want them
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: as bad. I have had Jenkos in my life before.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You had them in like an ironic way. No, I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: had them when they came out. I want them in
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: like a real way. No, you want them in an
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: ironic I want we're already poison. I want to be
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: walking around with Jenkins. You want to do them as
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: a wacky bit. I want to actually be incorporated into
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the goth world or whatever whatever counter called. I'm sure
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: goth is an outdated term, and they'd laugh me out
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: of their fucking it's actually a slur. Did you not
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: know that? So we'll have to take that out and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: we'll fit. You'll take care of that. Jesus Christ I
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: don't know how much longer I can work with this guy. Dude,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I just don't know what's come back.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: The terms are just so in fux, Like, oh, the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: things I was saying yesterday, I just wanted to be
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: able to say them, and now I suddenly can't say
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: goth anymore.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Brochip the times it's Dylan said it best, brother, The
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: times they are changing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Tim Dylon, I don't like the Delta Varians. It's the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: scariest decent. I was trying to think of it, Tim Dillon,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: does Bob Dylan type of type situation? Yeah? I had, Uh,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I had my Quintin Miller, my Ace and the whole
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: best ghostwriter coming up with that ship.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Bro, He's.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: That was the softest off this yawner. I had to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: mumble it down and then I turned into a little
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: bit of a Dylan voice, didn't it. Yeah? Do you
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: think Bob Dylan was just yawning the entire time? Bro?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Got a couple of weeks and narcolepsy. Why could you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: sleep last night? Dude? Last night was a fucking nightmare.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Just that sounds something happens when when you do sleep.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I go to try and sleep at midnight. Okay, it
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: sounds pretty standard. Yeah, And I'm like like, no, I'm not.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not falling asleep, Like I'm having a really hard
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: time falling asleep. And then I'm like, all right, I'm
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: gonna watch some Curb Your Enthusiasm. So I fire up
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: an episode of Criby Enthusiasm, watch it, try and go
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: back to bet again. And then I'm just like wow,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like I really am just like really struggling, like
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not tired at all, too, is the thing. And
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like I really cannot sleep. And then around three
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I get up and I'm like, well, oh no, no,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: that's what happened. Around three, I almost fell asleep. But
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: then I'm like, fuck, I got a pee really bad,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and so I get up to go pee. There's a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: glass on my floor explodes untouched like a Poulter Guy situation.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Oh I touched. I kicked it over and up all
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: over my bare feet, glass everywhere. Shut up, so broken
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: glass everywhere. Then I clean that up and I just
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: threw it into Owen's room and then uh and then
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: and then uh and then I get back in my room.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: I still can't sleep, and then I'm at the point
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: where then you gotta get to the point where you're like, oh, okay,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: so like this is a thing now, like I can't sleep,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: And then I'm like I'm running through I'm like so much.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Do I have insomnia now? Because like I'm never gonna
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: be able to sleep against cancer? Yeah, And then I'm
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: looking at my eyelids have cancer. And then I'm googling
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, how do I make myself fall asleep?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: And it was like, no screens. Tried to reading a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: book or something. So then I put my phone down.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Try But you knew that before. You didn't need to
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: Google to know no screens. But I know, but I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: usually don't have a hard time falling asleep.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: You just wanted to be reminded of no screens.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Put my phone down as I, uh.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Read, couldn't see, but I didn't want to turn the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: lights on, so I just squinted at the letters really
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: hard and tried to read them. And then eventually I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, well this isn't happening. And then
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: by that time it was like six am, and uh
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: and then eventually I just I must have just fallen asleep.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: I don't really know when it happened, but it did.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: I was up just as lit. I know it's funny,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: but also O one doesn't sleep at all. Yeah, Owen
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: runs off of like two hours a night and he's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: fine with that.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that just trying to get a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: little bit more wouldn't be the worst thing. Yea too,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem enough. Yeah, two is not a lot.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: And I'm a kind of person I need like fifteen
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: hours of pure beauty sleep to really function. But honestly,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: I got like three hours of awake time a day,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: and like that's that. I gas out after three.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I make you're like the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: opposite of it, Owen, You're a twenty two hour a
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: night type of sleeper. But I'm people who are like
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: people who do brag earnestly about like how early they
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: get up and how little sleep they get, Like, oh,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: went to bed at three, you got up at eight
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: o'clock this morning, five hours and like that's like bragging
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: about eating unhealthy food or whatever it's I call, yes,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: like eight fucking a ton of McDonald's, just like it's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: probably not good for your brain. Well, I think it's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: also like, so I had to wake up early this morning.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: I had to wake up earlier than usual though, to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: go meet my dad yet at Penn Station for lunch.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: You had to wake up early for lunch?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh well they had an earlier I mean,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: who eats lunch at twelve o'clock. I didn't get lunch
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: at RISS most people.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: And then, uh I sometimes when I have to wake
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: up early, I like psych myself out about it because
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, if I fall asleep right now, I'll
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: get eight hours of sleep, right And then I'm constantly
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: like doing the backwards well at least now if I
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: fell asleep, I would still get four hours. I do
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: that before flights every time, at the time I have,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well four hours isn't that bad?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, okay, I have to be up
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: in thirty minutes and it was just bad. But I'm
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: actually surprisingly like not that tired, So why are you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: yawning so god that much?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a little tired, But it's like like when
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: I get three When I get three hours of sleep,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I'm usually like.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I think that you yawn on this show because your
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: brain is giving you the anxiety of having to come
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: up with something to say no and that don't Bro,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: don't don't fucking diego. I just psycho analyze. You don't
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: analyze me. Yeah, can come in here and analyze me? Yes, Bro?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: What do you? What are your goals? What do you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: what do you have to do? What do you want
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: in life? And I sort of spread out in Nashua?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I want to sleep tonight. Ah, you didn't even get it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: That was a good bull hunting line. Bro, Come on,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: come on, bro, have you never even seen good ball hunting? Bro?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: You're the shepherd. Don't fuck yourself. You're the shepherd. A
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: little spread out in Nashua? Hell? Yes, bro? Yo. So
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: uh when people are hearing this, I'm gonna be in Hawaii.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You'll be married, brother, you will have tied the old knots.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I might be dead too. Straight up. I've heard that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: people go on honeymoons and just die. Well, let's hope
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that that doesn't happen. Why, because then I'm not gonna
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: have a fucking co host.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are you gonna do if I die?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Quit?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Shut up? All right? Please quit and start a Patreon
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: if you if you die off if I you quit,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: start a Patreon, make all the cash yourself, it would
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: be a money. It would just be so much money.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: If you died and then and then I'd started a
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Patreon yo, right like the first episode, you would make
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: like one hundred K. And first off, you get all
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: the merch money. Oh yeah, like none of it goes
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: to my family, None of it goes to marstool. You
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: get the merch money. It would go.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I would definitely hook up, hook up our boys, hook
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: up our crew a little bit too, unlike Drake. I know,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Drake's not really about that life.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: But we would give everybody five thousand dollars a month. Yeah,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: it's just not brutal, No, exactly when we do it.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: It's nice when Drake does it. He's national. Well, Drake
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: is rich as fuck, not that I'm not, and you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: will be even more so once the insurance.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: I don't even know because I don't. I never see
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Drake at the bank. He's always rapping about being in
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: the club. He's never rapping about being in the bank. Damn,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: it's up with that shit.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, he is. He is not it. He's not
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: just what you preach my boys from Canada. He's never
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: even been to Bank of America. Oh, god knows, he's
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: not allowed in there. Yeah, he hasn't never hit a
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Santan there. No, he hasn't hit a PNC. Oh in
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: shout out Santander. If anyone wants to hack Owen's accounts,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: they know at least where. I wanted to ask Big
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Cat if he has any dirty money. I forgot too,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: though he obviously does. Yeah, you don't gamble for that
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: long and not have dirty money. He actually probably has
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: a bunch of dirty now, right, Probably he probably spends
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: his dirty money though. Yeah, he probably doesn't currently have
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: dirty money, but the fact that he had dirty money
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: probably lets him have clean money.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, I wanted to ask him about that, I forgot.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: We didn't really touch too much on the salary, which
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I was really looking to get into.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much money do you make? And like what
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: kind of girls do you fuck? Yeah? I know you're
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: married in all, but like, come on, come on, I'm
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: not gonna come on. You're you mean to tell me
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you're not dipping your pen in the company? A come on, cherously?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: Who is it?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Wait? Did you see the most who's the guy that
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: drives up to people and says, oh the Hannah cook On,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so funny. Where the hell was
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: she drawing? Who was she with that has that car?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Jenny Bezos? Are you saying that she can't afford that car?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Just but I love your car?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: What do you do for a living?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I guess I responded the I tms respond to the IDs. Yeah,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: do you think it's scripted? It kind of sounds scripted. Company, Oh,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: doll company, are so yes, it's scripted. What the fuck
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You saw this dude, Daniel Mack
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: walk up to Dave during the Peachure Review, like Dave
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: is the worst actor of all time. He's like, Oh,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I guess this guy's just coming up to me. He
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: wants to I.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Didn't know who it was, but okay, that makes me
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: feel better that it's scripted. I guess I respond to
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: the right dms.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And but and she said, that's kidding, like that was
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the joke, Like that was then just like casually drive
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: off like that was the joke. Answer, that's obviously actually
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the real right answer, Like she's not making that much
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: money at barstool to have that car, not to be
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: rude to Hannah. Well, she's not full time exactly, she's
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: a part time employee. I don't know why you're putting
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: her business out there, but uh.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I was pretty known. She does what's it called?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: She does the advisors right, and Tommy's Tiktoks. I'm in
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Tiktoks with Tommy Smokes. That would have been say, how
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: did you get this car? How'd you find this matchit?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Dude? That car was.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Shockingly nice, two hundred eighty thousand dollars car and she's
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: just whipping that thing around.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: But have you ever seen that? I mean, there's a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: lot of financial literacy podcast that would be having a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: hearty laugh at her expense. Be like the car, I mean,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: our boy, Gary vee Is is one of the prototypes
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: of being like your car is something that you buy
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to impress other people you don't even give a fuck about,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: and they don't give a fuck about you.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Gary V rides a moped around, a used moped four
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: hundred thousand miles on it, and Gary V rides the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: moped around from that what's that Andy Samberg movie? Uh Rod,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: he rides that moped.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: And he just puts it in headle on it, he
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: puts it in neutral and just hangs on at the
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: back of ups trucks as they drag him around. Me, bro,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: you can't pay for your own gas.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: We saw that guy riding a bike with no tires.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, saw I got riding a bike with
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: just the rims of his bike. What no tires? Just
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: the rims? How is it propelling forward? It was like
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: the metal rim? Oh oh, so there were a tire
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: like the tube the tire tube was off, got it?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Got it of a motor We were like, no, of
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: just a regular bike? Oh oh?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: And we were like, dude, I would rather I think
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: either Nick or KB or I forget who said it
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: or Owen. They were like, I would literally rather summrsault
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: everywhereead of overdoing that. It was I've never seen that
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: in my entire life. Just like screeching with sparks flying
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: up off the road. That does every pebble you hit
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: is just hurting your ass.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: That sounds terrible. Yeah, and I imagine the handlebars must
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: have just been vibrating. That doesn't sound fun at all. No,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: it was funny though. It's funny sight to see. Yeah,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: fucking clown. But I feel like bikes are so easy
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: to have steel and a choir. Like people are just
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: like always have like random people just have a city
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: bike that they're just posted up with, like standing still
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: with their city bike like that's obviously you've stolen that
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: city bike and gotten it off with the grip.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, you're a city But sometimes if you
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: go places, you'll just see one like on the side
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: of the street.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: And that's what I mean. Be easy to acquire a
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: bike tire, like sealing a city bike.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know how that works though, because unless you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: like push someone off of it and steal it from them,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: because like, you get charged a lot if you don't
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: like have it back in time.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Well, actually I think they just changed. I think now
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: you just get charged by like the minute or something
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: that you're on it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: It used to be if you you got you got
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: to get it for thirty minutes, and then if you
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: didn't have it back in thirty minutes, they would charge
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: you forty dollars, like on the thirty oneth minute, thirty
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: thirty first minute, thirty onnth.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: The thirty first minute, they would charge you forty to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: go back to school. Bright I looked at my bank
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: account and I was like, what is this charge? And
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I was one minute late. Damn.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: That's just the fucking that's just a blasio though. It
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: should be like a library book, I know, like you
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: don't have to return that shit. Yeah, or like most
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: they charge you the how much the book costs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I would never want one of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: those things. It was like, suck library books.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they stink, they're like smelly, they like feel old,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: like fuck yallow eight live dude, and librarians, oh my,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: don't even get me started. The only thing that they're
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: good for is using the computers off records so you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: can look at porno and probably.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: I love looking at porn on in the libraries. If
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: you're listening to this, go to the library right now
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: and pull up Son of a Boy Dad on every
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: single screen and play it out loud.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. And if you do that and you
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: send us a video of it, we'll send you free
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: merch if you have if you can show us that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: you have Son of a Boy Dad on. It doesn't
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: have to be a library. It could be like a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: computer lab at your school or a computer lab. Yes,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: we'll show send you if you can get it on
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: seven screens or more. No, no, I don't want somes.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: I want the uh yeah, seven screens because if people
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: can do it at their home, if they can show
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: us seven screens of simultaneous no, I think we got
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: to go. I want a full row of a computer lab. Okay,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: a row of a row of screens. We all send
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you free merch. Yes, that we promise that we promise.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: That's a good promo. Are you That would be such
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: a funny clip too. Are you gonna wear the Son
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: of a Boy dad shirts? Yeah, just like a round Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I wear them even though they're white. Yeah, I've never
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: seen you wear a white shirt.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I wear wet shirts all the time, under your shirts. Yeah,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna wear under your shirt? No, no, no,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I'll wear a white shirt. We need to get sweatshirts. Yeah,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: we got hats posters too. I like that touch. Yeah,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: that's huge? Is that you o one? That was a
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: nice touch? People? I want one of those. People are
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: still clamoring for Martin Luther King was a good guy.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I know too. Yeah, I know. Martin Luther King is
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: the goat. Yeah, Martin Luther King is the goat we want.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Those people have sent me them a lot. I know
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen mock ups people, but like to this day,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: people are fucking clamoring, Yeah, can we do that? Can
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: we do that? Or are we allowed to do that?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care. Sure. Do we have to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: give the cash to Correta Scott? Do you think it
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: has to go to the next of kin? Like, do
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: you think that they're that Martin Luther King's estate has
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: lawyers split it like we did with the Sons in
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: four Guy, Yes, we'll do a rev share with who's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: the Sons and Ford? Guy? Sons in Ford? Sons and Ford.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten your ears cleaned out?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: You might have.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: You're about to get your ass beat. You might have
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: a massive ear wax build up. I want to get
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: a fight, and I want to fight really bad so
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: that we can clip it me and you fight. Come
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: on back in big cats back.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry you dy coke.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: Bro that.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I was about to beat his ass. I was so
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: fucking close, promo. You were just looking for a fight.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: I was so close to beating his And I know you, dude,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I know you'll whip aass and you knew you knew
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: I would have.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I know you, I would have. Oh, dude, I know you.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: You don't back down from a fight, whether they'd be
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: a Dominican woman at a Yankees game or your dad's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: bully who stopped him. My dad won the fight, by
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: the way, I don't think I cleared that up. Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I seemed like the guy turned him. It seemed like
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the portly rich man kind of sunned your dad.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: The guy walked away, he did, and your dad stayed there.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: My Grandma's like, you don't know who has a knife
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: for a gun.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: It's like it was like a fifty year early, a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: sixty year old white dude in like vineyard vines head
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: to toe would have been very surprised if he just
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: like pulled out a glock or like a massive knife. Yeah,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: it was like a eleven inch blade, Like he's got
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: one theres on his leg like he's rambo. Yeah, he
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: just like does a somersault into a fucking blow dart
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: that he fucking shoots at your dad's neck tranks him.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: It was funny though, because I was telling I was like,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, I've lived in New York for over
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: a year now, he grew up in New York, so like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: obviously he's lived New York. But I was like, I've
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: been in New York for over a year now and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: you've been here for an hour. And I was like,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: I have never even once came close to any sort
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: of like physical altercation, and he somehow got into one
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: within the first hour.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: And this, I mean, you're not completely nun confrontational in
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: public like you'll you'll whoop it up in public.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I guess the closest I ever came to fighting someone,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: which it wouldn't have been a fight, it would have
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: been me getting killed, was and we were me and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: Owen were getting out of our uber to the office
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: and we're walking in. We see like jefft Low and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people from the office, and like a
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: construction dude bumps into me and I'm like, oh sorry,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: and then he turns back and he's like what the fuck, bro,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: And he's like he's like and I'm like, I'm just
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: like keep walking and he's literally just standing there yelling
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: at me. My entire way into the store's yelling at
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: you through the window into CV. Yeah, I was legitimately
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: like I'm about to walk out of here and get
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: my ass beat.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Would like Jeffy Low have had your back, do you think?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Really No, even with calves like
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: that Cleveland calves, he could have stopped the don't Jeffy
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Low would have had my back. He could have stopped
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: this guy through the fucking equator and I would have
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: appreciated that. Yeah, I mean if he was actually your boy, yeah,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: or dad, he would have helped you out, or my
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: son or your son. But he's of no relation. No,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: he's not that we should have like tears of membership,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: like he could be like a son, a boy, a dad. Yeah, dad,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: you have to pay like ten k a month and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: we'll suck you all. Shout out to all of our
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: dads out there.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: Shout out to all of the dad to your members.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: You guys are literally paying our fucking rent. Love you
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: guys and the suns. We won't be able to suck
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: you yet, but keep on grinding and you'll be.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Able to make it to it. You get your money up,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: because it's like Joel O'stein's churches, like you just need
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: to like work your way up to get good favor
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: with God or in this case the hosts of the
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: show Little Sasquatch.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good ship, good ship. Let's get the fuck out
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: of here, all right. Thanks for listening, guys. Uh, see
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: you next week, See you next week.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Pace