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🍎 RHONY Recap: Carole! Carole! Carole! Carole! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, welcome back and it's Drama Darling right here
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: on the Drama Darling podcast. Today we're doing Roni. Oh,
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: who is that joining me?
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's Halloween week, and I thought it would be
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: good if Alex McCord from Ultimate Girls Trip Roaring 20
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: as Ray Gunn with the Frankenstein boots joined us. Oh,
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: my God. Hi, welcome in.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, if you're listening to this, you might hear
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: just a swish, swish, swish, because that is because Emily
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: DeResus is in some sort of a windbreaker with shoes
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: on her feet, pretending she is Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: from Australia, the Olympic breakdancer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Alex McCord. Yes. Pretending to be.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Alex McCord, of course.
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  Speaker 4: Making weird eye contact and jamming my boots at you.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: That's on my hands.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: It's like Elizabeth Holmes meets Ray Gunn. You really always
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: show up, you know, like, you know, clearly we had
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: from the other day when we had our Drama Darling
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Booze and Bravo event. You were Britney's tubes, drainage tubes.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: And today you are unstoppable. You showed up as in
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: another costume. Boy, this is really entertaining for the drama darlings,
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: especially on tier two. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, look, I'm explaining it too so you all can understand.
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  Speaker 4: Please do the costumes for Halloween. Bravo yourself out. These
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: are ideas.
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  Speaker 2: Bravo. Yeah. I mean, think about all the ideas we
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: came up with after, you know, we had the event.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my God. The ideas kept coming.
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  Speaker 4: As a partner, you could just go as one of
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: the boots and your friend could go as the other
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: boot on Alex's hands. The other Frankenstein boot. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: endless options are endless you know and also like just
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: even off of this week's roni you could go as
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: the leather trench from.
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  Speaker 4: The real world yeah you could go as abe's cuban
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  Speaker 4: decorations that jessel hated.
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  Speaker 2: You guys what happened this is the most complaining bunch
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: i've ever seen in my life I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Critical. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The most critical complaining bunch that we've ever laid eyes on,
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: at least for one episode. You know, I mean, like
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: everyone was coming out of Aaron's woodwork with insults, adding
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: insults to injury. Literally, Cy was injured and she was
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: insulted by her best friend.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Where do we begin?
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  Speaker 4: Well, to your point, everybody was bitching. And they would
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: get into that conversation to bitch by complaining about other
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: people complaining. So it was all like, can you believe
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: the nerve of Daisy to talk about that island? I mean,
• 3:26
  Speaker 4: look at this shitty decor.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol. And
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: you know, so many things that they were complaining about,
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, that is so rude. And then also
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, There's a slight point there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I got down into the weeds, too. Like, I
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: don't think that Daisy had. And she should. The private
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: plane is crazy that she's demanding. However.
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  Speaker 2: Not a bad point.
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Demanding it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Even mentioning it.
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  Speaker 1: Rude.
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  Speaker 2: But she's got a point.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because on the after show they were talking about,
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  Speaker 4: it's like a three hour flight. So I'm like, where
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: did the 17 hours come from? Was she exaggerating? But
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: they did. They had a 17 hour travel day.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing. We need to specify, is it
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: the flight or is it the travel day? Because to
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: be quite honest with you, I could fly to Michigan
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  Speaker 2: and it's a 17-hour travel day because of what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't appreciate the lack of facts here. So
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  Speaker 2: if I'm going to Mosquito Island, you know, if we're
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: going to Mosquito Island from New York City.
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  Speaker 4: There's a safe.
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  Speaker 2: OK, so I just put it in to the Googs
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  Speaker 2: and it says getting from New York City to Mosquito
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  Speaker 2: Island in the British Virgin Islands typically takes about eight
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  Speaker 2: to 12 hours total. That is a long time, depending
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  Speaker 2: on your flight connections and boat or helicopter transfer, because
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: there are no direct commercial flights from the New York
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  Speaker 2: City to the British Virgin Islands. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So then most travelers would fly out of, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Newark or JFK, and then they would have to lay
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: over through Miami. So there is a layover in Miami
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  Speaker 2: is what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe then that's what was the three hours. The flying
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  Speaker 4: private would have only been three hours. Probably.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's see here. The flight time to
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  Speaker 2: Tortola or St. Thomas. Then you have to take a
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  Speaker 2: boat or a water taxi to Mosquito Island or a helicopter. Okay.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: This is so crazy. So how long would it take
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  Speaker 2: to fly from New York City to Mosquito Island flying private?
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  Speaker 2: And it says four to five hours total, depending on
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: your exact route. So yeah, significantly shorter. And it even
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: says three and a half to four hours. So- This
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  Speaker 2: almost feels like it would be a weekend trip, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because they're going to an island. Like it could be
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: a weekend trip if you're flying private.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're going there, like this is this seems
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: to me like an overseas destination with how long it took.
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  Speaker 2: So Daisy mentioning that. is completely fair should erica pay
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: for their private flights it's it's insane and it's ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: yeah but you're a billionaire i guess so i guess
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: i'm just sort of trying to do the math i
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: don't i don't know look it would you do it
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  Speaker 2: if you're a billionaire and you're on the real housewives
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  Speaker 2: would you fly people private that's the question i have
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  Speaker 2: to ask myself and you yeah i.
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  Speaker 4: Would But I guess like Erica is a really special
• 6:51
  Speaker 4: kind of billionaire where we're seeing that she's like thrifty
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  Speaker 4: and smart with her money in terms of how we've
• 6:57
  Speaker 4: seen a reality star billionaire or access to that kind
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  Speaker 4: of wealth. We never see them be this protective. So
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: it's kind of nice to see that with Erica.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: She always flies private to the island, she said.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's the problem, you know. And like, so I
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  Speaker 2: guess I would think don't take them there if you're
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: not going to do it all up.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I kind of feel a little bit
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: torn on the matter. If I was a billionaire and
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I was on a show and like, I guess at
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  Speaker 2: this point I would know how people would complain and
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: they would think it was bullshit if I didn't fly
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: in private. So I probably would fly them private and
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to do the 17 hour travel day.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, that's just it. I wouldn't want to do that.
• 7:44
  Speaker 4: That travel day. I mean, I would, I, Emily, am
• 7:47
  Speaker 4: going to do it every time because that's my option. But, like,
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: if I had a different option and I could afford it,
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  Speaker 4: I would absolutely take the shorter option. No matter what.
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  Speaker 2: She flew commercial with them.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, I think that it would have been
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  Speaker 2: even way worse, obviously, if she flew private and then
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: made them fly commercial. She could have. I think some
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: housewives would have done that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And have done that. I also, she said something
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: on the after show that was kind of weird. And I,
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: she said like, I told them about this trip at a,
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: you know, months in advance and they could have figured
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  Speaker 4: out their travel. Everybody could figure out their travel. And
• 8:30
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I think everybody had to kind of do
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  Speaker 4: the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: So what was she saying? Like you go ahead and
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  Speaker 2: fly yourself private. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really, it's a long way. It's a lot
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  Speaker 2: to ask. That's what it is, you know, for, and
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  Speaker 2: now I understand like when Daisy gets there and she's
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: kind of cranky that they just had a 17 hour day.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: That makes a lot more sense. I didn't have that.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have those numbers.
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: It was still, Daisy was still off. I mean, but
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: I have to say, and this is controversial. I am
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: enjoying Daisy. And I know people are not.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Both she and Psy are equally annoying and
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: amazing to watch at the same time. Like, yeah, they
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: can't go anywhere without having an issue with something. Like,
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. And they are best friends. And now we're
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: getting into, like, the fish market wars, which is fantastic,
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: which I love. And now it sounds like that Psy's
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: fish hair sushi wasn't even... grocery store sushi let me
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: just say that again size it's like a it's like
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: a tongue twister size shoot oh my god I can't
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: say it size sushi wasn't grocery store sushi say that
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  Speaker 2: Emily size.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: Sushi wasn't grocery store sushi.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: It is it is hard it's hard Such sushi wasn't
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: grocery store sushi. It was from a fish market. So,
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: you know, and it really I saw it. It didn't
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: look like grocery store sushi.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could on her plastic containers. She keeps going
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: after Aaron for her plastic cups. But on the plastic
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: dipping sauces, the soy sauce or whatever, the label of
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: the place was on it. I just didn't care to
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: go back and look. Oh, right.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care either. I'm just going to take it
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: for what it's worth. I believe them. I believe both
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: But I do like the two of them in a scene.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: They crack me up because they're like these two grandmas
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: going at it.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: They are. They are. I mean, wow. Wow. And it's
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: funny to me, like the irony of Daisy yelling at
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Cy for yelling is something that she needs to get
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: her eyes on after this is done. Because it's kind
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: of like you're yelling at her now and making a
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: scene about not yelling. And they're both like the worst.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: They're both the worst. They're both doing the exact same thing.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: I get that Daisy might be certainly a little softer.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: She might have empathy, you know, according to Daisy. She
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: says Sai doesn't have empathy. That's a crazy thing to
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: say about one of your best friends. If you say
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: your friend doesn't have empathy, you're essentially calling them a sociopath. Yeah.
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: And I promise you Daisy doesn't remember saying that, which
• 11:31
  Speaker 4: is also a problem. Like Daisy says some shit and
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: has no memory of like actually what she said. So
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: that's also what makes it great. And then arguing over
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: fish markets. It's like so old school. Yeah, I love that.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: I think saying you have no empathy is different than
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: saying she has no compassion. And I think that that's
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: what she meant. Like she's not sensitive or that compassionate.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: She's not warm. But to say she has no empathy
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: is a different level of an insult. And I think
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: she really needs to apologize for that and take that back.
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I also think that... Psy is in the right.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Daisy keeps correcting her, and it takes Psy to a
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: level that I would also go to.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell me what to do.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: On my show, bitch.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: I brought you here. Well, Martha Stewart really brought her there.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Let's be honest.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, no.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, I had something to do with it. But like
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: for sure, I don't want anyone talking to me like
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: that or trying to correct me unless you do it
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: in a good way. Like you pull me aside and
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: you're like, hey, you know, just keep it down. Like,
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: you know, turn.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Like you're not going to try to humiliate me in
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: front of the party and on camera. And say, I'm
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: doing you a favor. I'm doing you a favor. Actually,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: you're not doing yourself any favors because you both look
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: like the worst.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: And it's the same thing she did at the island
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: when she corrected Cy or was telling Cy to like
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: calm down, which would make me nuts. But when Cy
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: is talking to Carol, like I'm just like, what are
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: you doing? If she came at me like that two times,
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: it's my friend of 20 years that I brought onto
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: this show, I would be more angry than Psy in
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: those moments. I would be so mad.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And not reasonable. You wouldn't be reasonably shady.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: No, I'd be reasonably pissed.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Unshady.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: You'd be reasonably, yeah, you'd be reasonably pissed, yeah. Psy
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: has a kneecap and a shin that is fractured. And
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: four torn ligaments.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Four.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: That is painful. Oh, my God. And then we got
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: freaking Haley in the bed when Cy is going upstairs
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: with fractured limbs and muscles and bones. And we got
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Haley going, oh, my God, I, like, got sick from
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: that shot glass. Bitch, I think it was because you
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: traveled 17 hours that day.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: I know. I know. Right?
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand size knee injuries from that, by the way.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, are we doing a all hands on
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: deck knee correction with like, how did you fracture your kneecap?
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: That's like a bone break. How did you do that?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Well, when I watched it back, it was like she
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: snapped her leg so far straight that it almost bent
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: backwards the other way, if that makes sense.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: So I look, I have questions, but yeah, I think
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: she popped it like she she landed on that leg
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: straight hard. So I think she popped her kneecap when
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: she landed like the force of her landing down straight.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was confused too. I was like, what
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: happened that was so bad because I couldn't see it?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: So I had to go back and watch it a
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: few times.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I knew she tore ligaments. I had no doubt about that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: It was the bone breaking. I'm like, maybe that was before.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: And she's like, oh, bravo. Guess what else?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead and pay for this. Fracture.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I got an elbow fracture. My nose is fractured. So
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I got to get my nose fixed. My cheekbones, my
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: skin is falling from... My skin and neck has been
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: falling from the event. I need to get it fixed.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to do an upper bleph. My
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: eyes fell.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: My lids. Have Bravo pay for it all. I'm fine
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: with it. I just was confused.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God. How about when she came back
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: from Mosquito Island and got served?
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: That's tough.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I knew it immediately. She goes, and then someone in
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: this like hoodie and jacket was like, are you Psy?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Whatever her last name is.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, served. Yep.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I did too. And they were surprised that they're like,
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that happened in real life. And then
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: the after show, the producer's like, I didn't know that
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: happened in real life. And I'm like, where have you
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: guys been?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: They must not know messy people like we do.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Don't you remember Jason Sudeikis serving Olivia Wilde in
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: the middle of a panel at some conference?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, man, that was that was nasty.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: That was nasty.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: That was nasty shit. And I have no idea if
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: he was involved with that. It was the lawyers, but
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: the lawyers are all nasty. So, of course, they want
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: you to get pissed at the other person because the
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: more pissed you are, the more they get to work.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: The more hours.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I'll serve anybody. I'll serve them with their grocery stores.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: I'll serve them with their babies christening. I'll serve them anywhere.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Vicki, you sell insurance.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I serve them their insurance papers. And I say, congratulations.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: It's a happy serve.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: They love it. Yeah, we started off this episode with
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Cy being like, I bought you Yellowtail. Take it home.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: To Carol, Carol, Carol. These bishes. These darling bishes.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. If this episode would have aired before
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Bravo Fan Fest, Carol would have been hearing that Carol
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: from dawn till dusk all night long.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't think about Bravo Fan Fest, but I did
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: think immediately, BravoCon next year, people are going to be
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: yelling Carol every time they see her. And it's going
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: to be annoying.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: If we remember. If we remember. If we remember.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Bravo.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: You need to keep playing this.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Do you remember? Yeah, it might be like long gone
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: by then.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: But if they can just keep it in our heads, Bravo,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: this is your responsibility.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want it in our heads because I don't
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: want to hear that. I kind of don't.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: I do. You do? Yeah, it was just so... It
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: was making me laugh, especially in the background. No, it
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: was making me laugh, 100%. You know, I.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Got to get her attention. What was the point? Was
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: she going to confront Carol? Was she going to apologize
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: to Carol? Because Carol does not like her. So what
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: was she going to say? Do we know?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I think it was that she didn't know why Carol
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: kept avoiding her because when she went over to Haley's
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: on the step, Carol's like, oh, I'm leaving then. So
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: I think Cy wanted her one-on-one time to, like, be like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I thought we were all good. I thought we had
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: that great time on the beach. And they didn't.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, that's right. And they, like, how they show
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: the stairwell. And they're, like, passing. That stairwell and then
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: with Cy coming up and Carol going down was the
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: cherry on the top of the amount of visits that
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: these housewives did in this episode to each's homes.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Each home. Each other's homes. You know, I'm working on
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the grammar. Sometimes I talk so fast, I can't catch
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: up with the correct way to say it. I'm sure
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I will be corrected by Daisy. But anyway, they were just,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: it was almost like a tour bus, if you will,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: that was taking these housewives to each other's homes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Up and down Manhattan into, wait, we didn't go to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Battery Park. That got brought up. That got brought up. Slam.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But when she went down those steps, I was like,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: this is so funny because like it was first we
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: started off at Jessel's house telling povet that aaron said
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: he's gay and it was very like not that there's
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: anything wrong with that not that there's anything wrong with
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: that not that there's anything wrong with that it's like
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: okay guys we get it you don't have a problem
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: with gay people we okay thank you for making the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: statement um And then, oh, and then Povitz, like, insults
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Erin by saying that she is an old lady in
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: a 50-year-old's body. And he thought that that was a slam. Meanwhile, hey,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: babes in your 50 years of age, you're looking hot. Okay,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: welcome it. Not an insult, Povitz.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. The whole thing with Pavit,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I will never get over the flights for sandwiches to Vietnam.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I just won't ever. I'll always wonder what that's about.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Not necessarily an affair, but I'm like, it's not sandwiches.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: So I'll just always wonder about that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I just need more information. I am not opposed to
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: accepting the fact that He has kind of like, he's eccentric.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: He's weird. And is like, I love food. I watch
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: the flights. I can get here for, I can get
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: there and back for $ 500. I'll do it. It'll be
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: like a little journey. And I'm back. I may be naive. Okay.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: But don't you.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Don't you laugh at me, Emily. I'm not. beyond accepting
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: some sort of explanation.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, we got an explanation. I'm just saying to me,
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: that explanation wasn't, I just said too many follow-up questions.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was, it was a while ago. I'm
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: just glad that we're, we didn't close the book on that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The cheese and wine gold book or whatever side I
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: was carrying. I'm glad we didn't close the book on that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I'm glad we got a pop-up memory of him saying
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: that because I, I'm like, yeah, I never was satisfied
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: with that answer.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I wasn't either. But I also am leaving the door
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: open for more detailed information. And I feel like it
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: was too broad of a stroke.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm also like, you know, if Jessel is going
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: to go so hard on everybody else and drill down
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: on details and about popcorn ceilings, and she went so
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: hard for Aaron's townhouse, I... going to have some follow-up
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: questions about the vietnamese sandwich experience fair enough fair enough
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: uh but let's take our journey across manhattan we start
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: off at jessel and povitz we head on over to
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: size house and daisy comes over then we go oh
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: we leave the city and we got aaron and abe
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: in their hamptons house then we go back and carol
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: is at daisy's then hayley is at Haley's.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: No, Haley's at Haley's. Daisy is at Carol's. Then we're
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: at Aaron's for the party. And yeah, that's it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I just want to do the broad strokes of that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Now let's go.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Did we get Erica's? We were at Erica's too. Did
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: we get that? We were? Yeah, the orchid. Oh, that's right.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: We got the orchid. That was so funny. I got
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: your apology, Blant.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: That was perfect. Daisy was like, what? I was like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: take the take the rope, you know, take take the
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  Speaker 2: let's finish up at Cy's house because here we have
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Cy trying to like explain to Daisy, oh, I found
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: out who the middleman was of Jenna's. And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so it all kind of makes sense. And yet you're
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  Speaker 2: still saying that it's unacceptable to, Because this really does
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  Speaker 2: kind of clear Aaron of the accusation. Because the makeup
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  Speaker 2: artist already knew. And they're the ones who told Jenna.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly what I said last week about what I
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  Speaker 2: thought happened. Which is that the makeup artist told Jenna
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  Speaker 2: and was like, yeah. And then I was talking to
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Aaron about it. But he didn't make it clear that
• 32:48
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  Speaker 4: So.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Is that what happened?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Thank you for clarifying. Okay, because I was still a
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: little confused if it was that Aaron was just the
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: cog in the telephone game and that's what upset Cy?
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Cy was upset that she continued the conversation with this
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: makeup artist, that she was still kiki-ing about the divorce.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so Jenna's source is not Aaron.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: It's not Aaron. It's the makeup artist. But the makeup
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: artist brought it up to Aaron and Aaron's like, Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I knew that. Oh, so, you know, okay.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: The rumors everywhere. I mean, this, that, and the other thing.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So then they're talking, then the makeup artist goes to Jenna.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Jenna Lyons. And then tells her and says, yeah, Aaron
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and I were just talking about it. She confirmed it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: So, but the point is, is that Aaron's right, actually
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: in this situation where probably in every other situation, she
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: has been the person to shoot her mouth off. And
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Sai's just like, but she's still in the wrong. And
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: it's like, well, you should clear her for this transaction.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You're going to get her on plenty others. But for
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: this one, I think that she's in the clear.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm seeing rumors online. Is it true that Abe
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: is or was the attorney for Dumois?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I saw that, too.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Okay. So, like, also, they know everything then. Or rumors.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: They know rumors. I don't know confirmed. But, like.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I'm going to just put it on Aaron no matter what.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I think that we can take, you know, we don't
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: have to rack up a point for Aaron in this situation,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: but just wait five minutes. You know, there'll be plenty
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: of others.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: That Hamptons house with the architect is insane. And two
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: to three million dollars. Like, I'm thinking, well, they obviously
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: have insurance. So what is the insurance going to cover?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Uber.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Abe's mom and dad have, like, that house is not
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: in their name.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, it isn't? It's not?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that. What do you mean?
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: So they, this is confusing. Like, I had to, like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: dig in on this a little bit, and I don't understand.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: This is where your Britanny Bateman needs to come in
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: and start looking at deeds. I don't care about Bronwyn
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: and Todd's. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. But it's like Aaron, okay,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: so Abe's mom... owns the house but aaron is saying
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: we we own it economic like the economics of it
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: like so it sounds like they split the house but
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: it's under her name and then i'm like well whose
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: name is on the insurance because that's what we're dealing
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: with right now yeah so i don't i don't know
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: It's very confusing. And then I like looked it up
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: and other people are very confused. So not just me.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about people who have drilled down on it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I think it's purposely confusing because they probably don't want
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: to say this is in Abe's mom's trust, you know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: and like it's going to be given to us so
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: that so now we have some sort of, you know,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I guess they're probably leaving that out on purpose, which
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I can understand, you know.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay. But, but I guess it's like, um, it's
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: interesting cause shit, it all is, can be confusing until
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: shit hits the fan and now shit has hit the
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: fan in terms of like, well, I.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Don't think that there is.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: But I don't think they're in a pickle. I mean, they,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: they probably had a water tight situation with.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, that water was not tight at all. That's
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: the problem.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Emily, Emily, that was a good one. I mean, he's
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: a lawyer like they're not going to leave things undone.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It's going to be pretty tight, you know, so I'm
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: not worried about it, especially because the way that they
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: handle that situation is not the way I would have
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: handled that situation. Even if I did have insurance, they
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, this is a doozy. Woof. better take
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: out that loan, you know? And I would just be like, ah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I know. I'd be like, oh, our whole home is
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: exposed beams. That's the theme of our home now is
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: exposed beams.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I hope they come back in style, okay? It's kind
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of like those cakes that don't have much frosting on
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: them right.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Now, you know?
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like- Yeah, the naked frosting.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Our floors are naked frosting, exposed beams.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Naked frosting. And so, yeah, I mean, you just like,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you've got good balance and you just kind of
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: walk over the beams. It's like the new thing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: As we get older, we lose balance. So Abe and
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I don't want to put the floors in. Just walk
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: on the beams.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. So that was sad. But, you know, and the
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: architect's like, two to three million. Did you get what
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: you need? All righty. Bye-bye. On to the next flooded
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: house in Hamptons.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Good Lord. That is also crazy. What's two to three
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: million dollars in that renovation? Are they getting that fucking
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Heather wall with her ovaries in it put in?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Her ovaries.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: And a fogged glass.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they should put in more floors for
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: the kids. Because they seem to really... Go up to
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: the other floor. Get out of here. This floor is
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: for you. That was so funny. That was so relatable.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I loved it. I loved it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: And it was a nice window into how people in
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: New York City live with children, you know, more than
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: one and have multiple floors and try to access them.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And it still doesn't work.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: That was very relatable for everyone that lives in Manhattan
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: with a multi-floor townhouse. But I will say. I did
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: love the theme.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Well, it was relatable that kids are a lot, even
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: if you have multiple floors, I guess is my point.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I should reword it. Like, it's like they couldn't... get
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: rid of them for this party. You know, there's still
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: a handful. They were the party. We have multiple floors.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: We have a nanny and we're still dealing with this.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And I loved the fight that they had when she's like, oh,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: don't talk to me that way.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: He's like, enough.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I just, I was like, this is good. You know,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: it's nice to see, you know, because they're trying to
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: have a good time.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Abe wanted the party to be Cuba and putting kids
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: to bed. And that was the entire party. It was
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Cuba and putting the kids to bed. It was like hours.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was nuts. And also a great relatable
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: moment where, you know, parents have a hard time having boundaries.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: And like, because they're going now that she's going out
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: of her way, they're going out of their way to
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: help put the kids to bed, even though they have
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: a babysitter. I know Danny. From Santa Clarita would have
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: a real problem with that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: And Luke.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Rumors about that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: He's not dead, but their relationship might be.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: We'll ask Abe and Aaron since they have connections to Dumois.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: They get to see all of the blind items that
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: they don't post on there, I bet. Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Because they might not be true, but still.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: That's why Erin's rumors are so wrong. And just a
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: bunch of bullshit. She's like, I heard. It's like, no.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: You can't just take the scraps from Dumois. They're not vetted.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I don't care. All right. So after Hamptons, Carol's house. Carol!
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: And how great was that scene with the shoes?
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Loved it. And then she, like, right away at Haley's,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: do I have to take, Carol, do I have to
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: take my shoes off? And I'm like, Carol.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Carol. Carol. Carol. Take, don't ask. Why would you, why
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: would you ask?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Or don't follow up. I mean, like you were at, like, yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: But if you're going to take them off, don't be like, really?
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: You just went through this.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Did she say really?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: There was a little pushback in her voice.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: No yeah i just was like we just did this.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Carol carol carol this is amazing you know i get
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: it like that 100 take your shoes off especially in
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: new york city and even like wherever.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Well i love daisy pretend trying lying her ass off
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: to carol's face i just literally took these out of
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: the box and put them on and then carol let
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: me see the bottoms i was like.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah carol get her get her carol I was like,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: this bitch knows what's up. That's the kind of communication
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: you want with people, you know?
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Prove it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Let me see the bottoms of your shoes. And then
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: when Daisy showed her, she, like, as she was called out, she.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Didn't have any fight. It was like a Flintstone car.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: There was no bottom. They were so worn out. There
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: was no bottom on it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: It did.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: It looked like.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: It looked like, you know, she put some resin on
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: there like she was getting like she's breaking in some
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: new tap shoes or, you know, some new toe shoes,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: ballet shoes. And she's just like, you know, banging him
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: on the wood floor, putting the resin on. But like
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: she had the nerve to say that they were new.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And then when she showed that they weren't, she didn't
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: fight back. She was like, I'm busted.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I know that's kind of why I like Daisy because
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: she does laugh at her own bullshit. And it's funny
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: to me when she does that. I'm going to put
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: her in the same category as like, I don't know
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: if I want to hang out with her more like
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I will. I like watching her like Jay on traders,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: that crazy cuckoo guy on traders when he's activated. Right.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I don't like watching Jay. I do like watching Victor
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: so I can relate.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. I wonder if though, here's my only thing with
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: the shoes. and I don't think it's the case with Daisy,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: but when you do get a new pair of shoes
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: and they do have like really smooth bottoms and you
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: are afraid that you're going to slip on certain floors,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: that is something that is very helpful where you take
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the shoes and you do kind of scrape them on cement,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: But these were well worn.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have an idea.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: The real, real.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, but then they're still, they're not fresh out of
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: the clean.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: That's my point. But that's my point. That's Carol's point.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: She probably got them at the real, that's Carol's point.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: She got them at the real, real. And they were
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: new and they were in a box. So it's not
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: technically a lie.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, we know it's a lie. It's just the
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: shitty grin that Daisy had on her face. Yeah, she knows.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: She knows.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: She knows. Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: So now Carol's apartment, which is fantastic. And this couch,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: we've been with this couch for a long time. We've been,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like I've been with this couch as long
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: as Carol has been with this couch. As long as
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Lee Radza will has been with this couch because she,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: We've seen it so much in the past. We've heard
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: about it. We know it's a special place in our heart.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: So I was delighted to see that she was able
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: to save some fabric and make them into some chairs
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: and pillows.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was cool. And that they're in the shot
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: as accent pieces. Like, I thought that was great. And
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I'm glad that it got called out because I would
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: have never picked up on that.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Nor would I have. Now, the pillows, maybe we would have. Maybe.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Because that's a pretty identifiable... Animal print because it's such
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: an exquisite fabric.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: There's no way in hell I would have clocked those pillows.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I would have just thought animal print. That's just me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I absolutely would have. Also, my shoes are new. They're
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: just out of the box.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool. That's really cool. And you had mentioned being
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: that couch for Halloween. You were like, let's be Carol's
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: old couch.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: That's such a good idea. That's such a good idea,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Halloween Emily.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: All right. I'm going to build a couch. You got
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: your work cut out for you. No, I love that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: That's so, man, honestly, I feel like we should be
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: doing Bravo dress-ups like every holiday easter thanksgiving halloween christmas
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: like i want to do the next drama darling event
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: like the holiday one i want to dress up again
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: but it's probably not oh you know what i did
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: think about for the next event caroling caroling together like
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: we all sing songs.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I think I'm busy, but we'll see.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to love it. I'm going to write
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: some original music to already existing holiday songs. And they
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: will be like Bravo inspired lyrics. And then I'll put
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: them up on the screen and then we all sing
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: together and they'll be funny.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: I'm supporting you. This is your event. I'm supporting your event.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: No, we're like Cy and Daisy now. I'm busy. I
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: am not coming to that. You don't have empathy. You
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: are a serial killer.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I am not. You are. And I am. I'm going
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: to admit it to you right here, Cy or Daisy.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: We're interchangeable. Cy is an onion and Carol is a
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: bruised Macintosh apple. I loved it.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Or Daisy is a bruised Macintosh or is Carol? Carol is.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Carol said she was and then she said that Daisy
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: was also. But I don't agree. I don't agree. I
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: think Carol was just being nice.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I loved what Carol said about like, I'm done making
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: friends with onions or whatever the fuck she said. Oh,
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Cy is complicated in all the ways that are not
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: interesting to me. Screaming, weaponizing, destroying reputations for very little reason.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: And the onion line came after that. That's when I
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: stopped writing it down. But it was something like an
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: onion is predictable. You peel back the layers and there's
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: more onion. And I don't want that or whatever.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: I don't agree with her assessment of Psy, but I
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: do agree that Carol hasn't had the best experience as
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Psy because Psy is going like so right for the
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: jugular with Carol and the Epstein stuff and not letting
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Carol speak to it. But like, I don't think Cy
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: is all those things. I think.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I don't either. I, I think that I have hope
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: that in another season, maybe they can come around and
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: be friends. You know, I, I just, I'm not as
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: hard on size. It seems to be like with days,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Daisy and Carol is, and now Devin has entered the picture.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And Devin's out there. Like Devin is a personality.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Huge. Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Right. Like, Like she's on like morning shows and stuff.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, is she? Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure. Oh, you're right.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Because she does a lot of guest spots as a matchmaker.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: She's like the new Patti Stanger. Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Or Good Morning America.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: It's one of those. I just remember being like home
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: and seeing her on something. And then at the same
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: time she was being announced as part of the show.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, my gosh.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: It was nice to see.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Not if you're Psy. That was wild, too, that intro.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Devin is brought in by Erin because Abe works on
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: an app, the matchmaking app for her or something like that,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: The connection. Love it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But the only problem Erin says with Devin is
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: that she's friends with Jessel. And I'm like, sounds like
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: a match made in heaven for them. viewer. Emily, that
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: was a good one.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Emily.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Emily, come here.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you something. Emily, I have to
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: tell you, your joke was really funny.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: You need to say excuse me.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me. Okay, mom. You're not my mom.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: On the after show, Sai said, my leg really hurt.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't feel like walking all the way over there.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, all right. I mean, that's
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: just an excuse. I, you know, give Sai a chance. No,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with it. Like, but it's also time and place.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: It feels like that's from something.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: What am I talking about, darling?
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: No, but when she's calling over to Carol, you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: it is about time and place. And I mean, I
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: hate to say it, but like, it's not like it
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: was the chicest event. It's okay to yell in Aaron's
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Upper West Side apartment at this point. Like, I didn't
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: feel like it was that big of a freaking deal. Okay?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: We're not sitting with Martha Stewart in a restaurant, you know,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: with with important people around us in a quiet environment.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: You know, we're serving, we're serving Cubans. You know, there's a,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know, some sort of homemade decor stuck to a doorway.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Whoa, Jessel. That was a gorgeous piece. Calm down, Jessel.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: No, Jessel is such a freaking piece of work. These,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: these women, I can't get over the insults that were
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: given every which way. Oh my God. I mean, Jessel
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: only showed up to insult everybody. She's just like, oh,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: this Alcatraz Upper West Side. Look at these windows. Oh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I know. She's like, oh, it took me so long.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, just leave, Debbie Downer. Go back.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I wonder if she was even going to not be there,
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: but then realized it was going to be Devin's intro
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: into the housewives. So she showed up because Haley wasn't there. Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Well, she was sick in bed.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Was she?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: She was sick in bed.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Telling Carol she's not contagious. Come over and sit on
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: the bed. No, I'm not contagious anymore. I already gave
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: it to my glam person because I'm in full hair
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: and makeup. Yeah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I had a glam person come over and do my
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: makeup while I'm sick.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I'm having all of you come sit
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: up in my bed with me. One at a time. Right.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm giving you something in my will. Like, I'm giving, like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: stick around for the death rattle. Like, what? It's like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? The Shannon Bedore rattle.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: She still has that fucking cold. She's going to be
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: sick forever.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be Shannon's virus.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: For Christmas. It's also the 20th anniversary of that. The
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: roaring 20s is about her death.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Also, I love that Haley's like, oh my God, it
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: was that shot that we did on the courts. It
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: couldn't have possibly been like, The hours and hours of
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: vaping that I do on a daily basis and the
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: little food that I eat of nourishment.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: It was that shot that you split outside of alcohol.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: No. No, wait, I got to go back to Jessel.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: coming in and she's just like just already pissed I
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: just why is it so funny to me that everyone
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: was such a piss-ass mood just being so rude at
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: everybody I don't if I was in a different mood
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I probably would have been really annoyed with this episode
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: and I'm wondering if there are a lot of people
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: out there who are like are you guys annoyed with
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: New York were you annoyed with this episode that everyone
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: was just complaining about each other and like.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Well I I realized like First of all, like when
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: we were getting wide shots of the rooms, they were
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: very crowded. Everybody kept talking about how hot it was.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: And I was getting claustrophobic just watching it. And I
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: was like, this is a pressure cooker situation. Like, so
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: the littlest thing. And I'm like, Bravo should always crank
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: the heat up on these.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: How dare you, Emily DeResus. How dare you. Yeah, get
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: them drunk. Turn the heat up. Lock the doors.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Put bars on the window. Oh, and then have cigar
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: smoking inside.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, with the doors shut? Wait, the whole
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: thing with.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Who shut the doors? Erica. Okay, that was also... Erica. Also,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: shutting the double doors was so funny because I was like,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think that... No, Jessel was on the other side.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: When Jessel was like, these doors might break.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: That was another slam. Oh, I don't know.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: The house is going to fall to pieces. Oh.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: A decoration.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Jessel, what's your husband doing? Just kidding. What did I say? No, wait.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I was going to say when Erica shut the double doors.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: And it just seemed like she was like, I am
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: not going to listen to these motherfuckers. I'm shutting these
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: doors and I'm going to blame it on the smoke.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm so sorry. It's just so smoke click.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: And it was like Daisy and Jessel. And was it
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Cy too?
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, all the annoying people that she shut the
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: doors on all three of the most annoying people on
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: this show right now, you know, I mean, lovely like
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: darling annoying you know like in the best way annoying but.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: See I put Erin in that category too sure all
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: day sure but but not not at this party not
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: at this party not the time and the place to
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: put Erin in with the annoying people at this party
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: she was she got a good at she got a
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: good at at this party.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah probably because she was dealing with her kids because
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: she was trying to host a party at Abe I
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: love yeah she was screaming at Abe I love that
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: she's like, I host a, I really host a great party.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I really, I host a great party. It's like, you know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we've all seen it yet. I
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: don't know if we've quite seen it yet. You've had
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: like three opportunities. You had her house in the Hamptons
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: where she had very little food. People had a problem
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: with that. We know Cy had a problem with that.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: That bank party. That weird.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: The bank party.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Yes. Closed bank party where there was no food.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Awful.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: And then we have.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's anything in between that and
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: then this. This, I really liked, though. I loved it
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: being at her house.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, I loved that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, honestly, I guess the real Amy is saying...
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: The real, real Amy. Yeah, the real, real Amy is saying,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: great party. I'd love to go. But the drama darling Amy, housewife,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: you know, analyst... Oh, yeah. is saying you can't walk
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: around saying you throw a great party.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: No, I agree.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Right? Okay.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I wanted everything served at that party to eat.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: There was so much food, and I wanted all of it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she really did improve on that.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: So what else do we want in a party, Emily?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: What was the big deal? What's our problem?
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I wasn't complaining. Jessel was complaining.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: You said you were claustrophobic. I heard you. Darlings, did
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: you hear her say that? She said that probably five
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: minutes ago. She was nervous. She was like, oh, there's
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: bars in the window.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. If I can't fucking breathe at the party, okay, Carol?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Carol!
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Then I'm not gonna... I don't care what food is
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: being served. If it is that hot... By the way,
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: they're all wearing these... huge like leather coats around at
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: the party and i'm like i was like this is
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: too much like i would be having a panic attack
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: a hundred a hundred though i'd be like hey aaron
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: where do you keep where's your t-shirt drawer i'm gonna
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: go you got like an old national park thing you
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: don't wear anymore can i go throw on that t-shirt
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: from zion national.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Park or something it's on the fourth floor you have
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: to go through all the kids rooms to get there
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: good that's.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Great that's great um Abe, do you got an old
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: 5K shirt I can throw on? I am sweating my
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: ass off.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Also, like, when you are in New York, you do
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: immediately get claustrophobic, whether, like, if you're in a hotel room,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: because you can't open the windows typically. Or if you do,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: you can only open them, like, three inches, you know? Right.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: So it's tough.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Well, it was warm. That was my only note. Yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: We're all over the place. Okay, Devin... I don't care.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I love it. We're all like the housewives.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: This episode.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Devin heard that. This is so funny. I had to
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: like write this down. Like Erica tells Cy that she
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: heard that Devin heard that Cy doesn't like her Instagram
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: and that later on we do find out that she
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: actually didn't and she said it and she forget it
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: and I liked it I was like well at least
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: she freaking owned it and then just did a solid
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: apology with a compliment and I kind of get what
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Cy is saying I haven't seen her Instagram personally I
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: didn't pull it up however I From what I saw,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: you've got Psy, who has been in this game in
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: influencing for a really long time. And what it seems
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: to me is like she, Devin has the type of
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Instagram page where it's like very generic bullshit, you know,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: where it's like, I'm on a vacation, like beautiful. Like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: you know, like live, laugh, love, be the you that
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: you're striving to be, you know, that type of shit.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: And if it's that, then I get it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Have you ever looked at size Instagram? I haven't. I'm
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: just wondering what that is. I have Carol and it's fine.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: No judgment.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: I just haven't.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: So I'm, I have, I did when she first joined
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Well, when she was scrolling and looking at, at Devin's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: account and her confession, or I was like, yeah, size
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: like a pro. So there is something that catches her
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: eye in this world of influencing. And I was like,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: that is, Not a skill set I have, and I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: don't know how long that skill set will be a thing.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: It's like so of this moment, but I was like, okay,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Sai knows what she's talking about. Yeah, she does.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I can trust her on that. Is she rude and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: bitchy about it that she would say something like that? Absolutely.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we all would say something like that if
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: we were just looking at someone's social media. Don't judge
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: a person by their social media.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I agree. And also, I guarantee you, Devin probably doesn't
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: have anything to do with it. She probably, like, has
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: someone take pictures and then she sends them off and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: then they curate it for her. Yeah, good point. You know, so...
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: And then when it's like that, it's just empty.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Case in point. Go to my Instagram. It is, like,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: the craziest fucking... thing you'll ever see. It's like, I'm here,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I'm there. You know it's real because this bitch can't
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: do- Like a junk drawer? You know that the potpourri
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: you're seeing is real, but you can tell mine is
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: clearly not curated. I remember years ago when I tried
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to get this, this PR firm was going to work
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: with me. And by the way, to the tune of,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, since you're like an individual, you know, entity,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: we're going to give you a break and it'll just
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: be $ 4, 000 a month. And I'm like, um, sorry. But
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: they're like, okay, so I was looking at your Instagram
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: and it's like kind of all over the place. It's like, yeah,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: of course. You know, I don't have the thematic thing.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: thing that people do I just don't do that everyone's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: different so and I'm not saying that mine's right because
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: clearly I mean I can't even reach a hundred thousand
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: followers you know meet Amy Phillips try it what the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with you because I don't post there
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I don't post there a lot Carol.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Wow what the fuck it's that now that is disgusting
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: you know now I judge you thank you anyway Do
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: we even want to finish this episode?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that you didn't have 100,000 followers. What
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: is the point?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm dead. The jacket was such a setup
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: and I loved it. Like, because Carol knew clearly Mason
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: told her and then she's just like, oh, this is
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: going to be good. And she wears it to the
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: party and I have no problem with it.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Loved it. Did you hear at FanFest what she said?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: She ended up selling it to Daisy for a hundred more.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: A hundred more than she paid.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: That's so good.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I love it too.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I think, um, yeah, we're done. No, I'm kidding.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Carol, by the way, you were Carol's Jeep for the party,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: the Halloween party. And she drove to Aaron's. Did you
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: see her outside parking? The red Jeep.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Did she really?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: She did, but the shot of her parking was through
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: the window over someone's shoulder, and I was like, there's
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Carol's little Jeep, and she got out.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you for telling me that. And also, because I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: am her Jeep, and I want to know where I'm going,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: and I want to know where I am, and I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: want to know where I'm driving around. I did not
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: see that, and that's what's disappointing to me. Because when
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I watch an episode with my eyes glued, and then
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: someone tells me something that I missed... I get off
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: of this podcast and I say, what are you doing?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: You know, we're disappointing the darlings. Like, how could you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: have missed that? You fool. I said, you're a fool.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: This is how they gaslight us, though. They give us
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: two different episodes, one on Bravo and one on Peacock. So,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I watched the Peacock version. It was there.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I watched the Bravo.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I watched it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: It was the peacock.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: It was the peacock.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: It was the peacock.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, and I also want to say I broke
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: into your home and created my own peacock app to
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: fuck with you. And I edited the episodes and put
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: them on there. Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: That is so you.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: You're so crazy like that.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, guys. Oh, I had one more thing I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: wanted to say.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, you are an onion. So many layers.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Havit loves PB & J.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, he does.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: And I do, too. So long, darlings. Goodbye, Emily.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: So long, darlings. Goodbye, Carol.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Goodbye.