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Space Idiots: NASA Alien Conspiracy Photos & 2016 Clown Sightings · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  Matt did you know that in Japan the Guardians of the Galaxy title translates
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  as unusual Intergalactic attacking team I didn't but that is a great name for a
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  film great name or the best name ever for anything well not only that it's a
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  great film so you know it is a great film what I want to know though is this
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  implying that there are Intergalactic attacking teams and this is an unusual
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  one right or that they attack unusual
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  Intergalactic stuff right yeah or the just Intergalactic attacking teams are
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  in unusual in general that's right that's unusual it's an Intergalactic attacking
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  team I me that's the first line of the film right it's a slightly different
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  before they roll the credits yeah it's Stan Le's
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  Cameo welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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  hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in Dan urea
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  Dan it was a bit Arty so I doubt Matt would understand it and Matt is that the
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  Luke penis multiple nerdgasm your guide
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  to All Things
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  nerdy speaking of stanlee Matt yep box
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  is making a stanlee biopic yeah sort of
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  of sort of and I assume this is going to be as realistic as the Ian Fleming
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  biopic wherein he's a spy right they're making an action movie Spy
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  thriller movie about Stan Lee right what is
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  this yeah I don't know but uh I guess Stan ley's life isn't really that
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  interesting on film right you know it would just be him drawing some
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  characters credit for other characters and then starring Cameo roles in other
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  movies yeah for the rest of his life yeah that's right there's a couple of
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  things that are interesting about this one is that 20th Century Fox is doing it
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  not Marvel so I thought that that's interesting they they bought the rights
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  I'm like it's odd to me that that Marvel just doesn't have the rights you know
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  like yeah automatically right because I mean he kind of I mean he didn't start
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  the company but he kind of I think rescued it he's certainly the face of
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  the company now absolutely 60 years on uh and the other thing I thought was
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  interesting is that this article may be a little premature in that they they
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  don't have a writer at all yet so this is just two producers going oh we're
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  going to make it so that he's a spy and uh it's going to be an action adventure
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  movie it's going to be great in other words this is never going to happen
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  probably not yeah you know when they haven't even put a writer on that this
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  movie is a long way off so like we're asking oh you know what's going to
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  happen in the film well no one knows yet not even the
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  producers and just so you know listeners this is the producers of Twilight and
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  the Maze Runner in case you're wondering what caliber of film this is likely to be
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  yeah yeah it's weird I wonder if he's even involved see if you're a celebrity
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  and because I mean to purchase the rights to his life but they've got to go
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  through him to get them right unless absolutely unless if I at some point
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  sell them like if someone if if some reputable Studio says we'd like to make
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  a movie about you and I'm like yeah okay great and I sell them the rights but
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  then the rights expire can someone else snap them up is that something that can
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  happen that's a very good question Matt and I do not know in the case of say uh
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  gravity right if a if if a studio making or like you know in pre-production on a
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  film about me and then some large company buys them can that company then
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  you know in in that case I think the answer is yes then one of the major
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  Studios is now making a movie about you Matt see that's pretty cool yeah well I
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  mean and obviously since we're discussing it it's going to happen yeah
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  that idea will get ripped off maybe that's the key mat sell your life rights
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  to a very low-end production company in Hollywood right it has to be in
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  Hollywood and it has to be one that has at least one good intellectual property
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  right that might mean down the track that whole studio would get bought out by one of the
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  Mages and then bam how do we find one of those that's interested in my life story
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  what would your life story be if we made it from now right the story so far no I
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  mean like oh you're right not not including all the mad stuff you're going
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  to be doing in the next few years yeah obviously when things get interesting
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  yeah now that things have started to heat up you know what I mean
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  sure what's you you just want me to talk about my entire life is that well you
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  know I mean maybe that's a separate spin-off
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  podcast just just the story mat is born and he grows up yep chapter one infancy
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  all right well I was born in England uh I don't know if listeners know that I
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  was born in England that's interesting yeah yeah uh well I mean not to people
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  in England probably not like to them it's every day quite pedestrian to them
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  isn't it yeah it happens to them all the time uh no it only happens to them once
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  all right so even then I think it's still an anomaly Fair Point fair point I
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  was born in England moved to Australia when I was three grew up there moved to
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  America when I was in my 30s yeah that's the gist of it good
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  story y well I mean there's lots of coming to America movies not the least
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  of which Coming to America right I think a movie about our first May Hall will
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  coas yeah you know what actually a movie about our first trip to America where at
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  the point we went to Area 51 if things got more interesting than they actually
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  were I reckon that would be a good movie I agree and like all good true
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  stories you have to Veer off into fiction at a certain point right but
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  that moment where we were trying to find the road to Area 51 uh-huh and then that
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  black car pulled up uh-huh and that man came out walked over to us and said you
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  boys going to Rachel right exactly if if at that point that's the Turning Point
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  yeah where it could have G either way kind of diverges at that point and uh
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  yeah because in reality we were going to Rachel Nevada he was as well and he was
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  like cool might see you there yep and then we went there and we ate some pie
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  oh that was the worst pie I've ever eaten too yeah I've eaten some bad pies in my
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  time while that was a wonderful day and uh we had a lovely time it wasn't you
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  know it wasn't Stranger Things No that's true we did find out though from the
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  people who run the little Ali in MH the
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  in in Rachel Nana uh that the makers of
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  uh what was that movie with Paul Paul s
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  Frost and everybody yeah Paul the alien movie that was set there was filmed
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  against their will yeah they didn't pay them and they also didn't tell them it
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  was for a film they told them it was for a TV show and uh and they didn't and
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  they came in took photos of it took photos of every wall and then built it
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  as a set back in Hollywood which I don't know that seems a
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  bit as [ __ ] is how I put it they have lawyer
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  they do have a signed poster on the wall and it but I questioned whether they
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  bought that from somewhere well apparently they got
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  invited to the premiere oh okay so I think someone was trying to make amends
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  by that point yeah uh there's an interesting
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  interesting place it was all right let's write a movie all right we'll set it
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  there the rest of this podcast is just us brainstorming should we chop this bit
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  out then so I don't steals the idea or should I just beep every idea there so
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  it's just a bunch of so it's like we've redacted it well hang on no no it's fine because
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  obviously they I mean all we've said is the the the beginning of the trip would
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  be the same no one knows what we did no one knows no one knows also we've just
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  discussed if someone wants our life rights [ __ ] come and get it we have
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  given this [ __ ] away that's true in fact if you're the producer of a Stanley
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  biopic come to us we've had much more interesting lives than Stanley yeah I
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  don't know about that I'll say this though the fact that 20th Century Fox is
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  doing it means they can mention the X-Men that's it I mean they can't
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  mention Spider-Man right and they can't mention the word marvel but they can
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  mention the words X-Men and mutant because it's a it's a you know biopic or
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  because it's about Stanley does that mean they can get away with it like are
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  there certain you know um you know what there probably is did see a movie called
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  Hollywood land no I've heard of it okay it's a great movie and Ben Affleck plays
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  George Reeves the actor who played Superman right yeah yeah yeah I know the
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  one you mean I haven't seen it but I know the one you mean yeah they didn't
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  buy the rights to Superman right they just bought the life rights to George
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  Reeves so they are hard to say in the movie that he plays Superman they're
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  allow to say that and they're allowed to show him in a Superman suit in the film
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  in context weren't allowed to show the S on any marketing including the trailer
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  huh that's funny yeah so in the film he's wearing it but he it wasn't like to
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  be in the trailer huh yeah that's right in fact I don't know whether they
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  superimpose it out for the trailer or whether they shot certain scenes with a
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  suit without the S but in the trailer he's in the suit it's clearly the suit
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  but there's no s okay I I actually wanted to see that movie I I keep
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  forgetting so thank you for the reminder see it it's yeah maybe it's on Netflix
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  or Amazon Prime or something America I'm sure it is because [ __ ] everything's
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  on Netflix in America I tried out uh Amazon Prime well not everything and
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  that's the reason I tried it out is because I actually really wanted to
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  watch uh Mad Max the original and oh
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  yeah uh so I I thought I'll have a look on Netflix it wasn't on there um but it
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  was on Amazon Prime and because I have Amazon Prime now I get a bunch of free
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  video streaming so I watched it on there it's pretty good it's got kind of the
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  same thing but it's got this cool feature and I don't know if Netflix has
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  this maybe it doesn't I haven't noticed but it's got this thing called x-ray
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  where uh this is on my iPad I was watching it uh as you're watching the
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  film if you tap on the screen you get like the paws and the controls but it's
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  also got this thing in the at the side it tells you um like based on the scene
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  who the actors are and and a bunch of yeah I was really
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  impressed like for amazing and I left it on as a test and yeah as as actors leave
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  the scene and come in like they pop in at the side like somebody went to a bit
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  of effort to to put it together it's really cool um wow yeah that's great
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  what a great feature yeah yeah they call it's called x-ray uh it was really cool
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  and Mad Max still a great movie in my opinion it's it is weird I can see why
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  people think it's weird like like yeah it's very it's also not really set in a
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  PO post-apocalyptic Future No I mean it is but it isn't it just says not far
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  from now in yeah but all the kind of crazy Camp
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  over-the-top PA stuff didn't come until the second one yeah yeah yeah there's
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  like uh and the cars just look like normal 70s era cars really yeah it just looks like
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  Australia like I remember it yeah exactly like well I
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  mean yeah I mean I actually do remember Australia looking like that so you know
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  yeah that's right but yeah Matt scroll on down uh under segments I've just pasted in a
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  little uh Little Show and Tell oh yeah um so you can see what Mr Affleck looks
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  like oh wow playing as Superman he looks a little different to
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  how he looks playing Batman yeah although kudos to the man for playing
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  both I'll say that yeah
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  he uh he definitely bulked up for for
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  Batman yes compared to this definitely did to an impressive
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  degree yeah you impr you like a bit of that do you yeah
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  sure better than I could do better than I could do well actually that's probably
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  not true cuz cuz he probably had somebody there telling him what to do
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  constantly and how to do it where make him not better than you can do because I
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  don't have somebody there saying get off the Xbox yeah so it's definitely better
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  than you can do is what I'm saying yeah yeah no I'm saying but if I had that
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  maybe I could do it but I don't oh I see sure yeah I'm saying that I lack
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  motivation Dan I lack motivation I see I see also I don't man I've been keeping
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  up with your Instagram you're in pretty good shape these days been meaning ask
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  you what your secret is yeah are you being factious now or You' been working
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  out behind my back no I am being I am being cuz I think I've put on some
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  weight since I got it don't even talk to me mate don't even talk to me the food here is so
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  delicious yeah I know it's a problem hey where you live yeah cuz all of America
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  is different right but there's one thing that kind of spanned the whole country
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  right when I was there where you live is everything covered in that orange
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  cheese um not everything be honest I mean it
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  I will remind you of the time I ordered a salad in San Francisco right cuz I was
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  sick of [ __ ] with orange cheese on it and the salad came with orange cheese
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  melted on it look the mistake we made the first time we came here is that we
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  ate almost exclusively in chain
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  restaurants and yes we did and until you and I uh in Seattle got the shits and
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  went to that that kind of local Vietnamese place where the food was
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  great and so so when you're here uh we
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  can go to places that aren't aren't like that well I'm glad to hear it although
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  is there a Bubba Gump Shrimp near you no
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  uh there is one in New York uh I don't think there's one here I don't think
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  there's one in Boston it's apparently it was uh it's not it's new to this area so
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  there's a brand new one that's in uh in New York um cuz we saw it there and it was
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  [ __ ] packed but uh but I don't think there's one up here there might be one
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  in Boston I'll check it was one chain restaurant I'm interested in visiting
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  again yeah I I enjoyed it I I get mocked every time I mention oh like oh sh everyone
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  goes like no all right well those people can kiss my [ __ ] ass a shrimp man
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  yeah yeah well I tell you what if you like seafood then I do all right well
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  then we're we're going to go some places we're going to go to Iggy and we're
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  going to go to um Tommy Seafood Tommy
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  Seafood sh so oh man I'll go to any Shack that promises Seafood although
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  since you're only here for one day uh we have to squeeze those in yeah and I
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  don't really want to go to three seafood restaurants breakfast lunch and dinner
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  in one day when that day is the day before your wedding yeah I didn't think
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  so yeah so maybe we'll pick we'll pick one I I'll sort that out all right I'll
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  leave that in your capable hands look I was uh metaphorically or let's even say
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  theoretically in America this week uhhuh because uh I don't know if you in this
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  area listen well uh to be specific um I I've
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  been playing a game called Fallout 4 quite some time now I've heard of it you
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  may have heard of it yeah I was playing it yesterday yes so was I funnily enough
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  but there was uh there's a new DLC it's called n world
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  right mhm mhm I'm and it was just not
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  showing up in my Xbox store yeah not
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  showing up knew it was out couldn't see
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  it it was uh ghosted out in my uh ingame menu when you can scroll down to your
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  add-ons it was there I was there but ghost couldn't select it yeah so I was
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  forced to change my Xbox's region over to
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  America and it just worked yeah at which point I went to slightly different
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  looking store navigated easily to NCA World downloaded it checked Netflix just
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  in case yeah uh was disappointed to learn that the two things you use in
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  life Netflix and Fallout 4 and Fallout 4 yeah well it let me it let me log on to
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  the American Netflix it just didn't let me watch anything
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  oh okay it's the same thing as when you've got the uh bpn you know yeah
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  exactly it'll let you on let you
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  browse yeah no no that's me OB but you know I went back to
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  uh all to the Singaporean region that I'm supposed to
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  be on and uh now enjoying n world that's
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  awesome yeah see I've I have changed my region now I think uh but I haven't I
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  haven't tried to buy anything well I haven't there's been nothing to buy cuz
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  I don't haven't been playing games enough to justify buying another one at
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  this point CU I've got a pile of them but uh yeah I am I'm ready to do that
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  because the I mean the pricing is different uh and I have I do now have a
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  payment method here in the country which is nice okay that's good so I'm all
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  ready to go I just haven't done it yet and and Luke was correct actually uh oh
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  yeah Luke's not here we did this last time when you in here oh yeah Luke's not
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  here yeah yeah didn't didn't mention it he well he is
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  uh he's in this country at the moment which is why's we should get him to
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  record the occasional oh is that so yeah and then just sporadically sprinkle
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  sprinkle it in this episode yeah yeah I switched something else over this week
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  uh because I bought a Kindle last time I was in the States oh yeah right because
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  uh you couldn't buy Kindles here um so I bought it in the states and
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  I've been using it with an American account cuz I set it up while I was
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  there yeah uh but now there's a Singaporean local store so I've switched
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  over and things got a little cheaper so that was good see they offered to to
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  switch they opened the Australian store after I had my Kindle I had a Kindle set
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  it up was using it there was only the US store at the time there wasn't an
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  Australian one they set up the Australian one they said do you want to
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  switch and I went yep and then when I did there were a lot less books and they
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  got rid of the Australian store doesn't have a wish list or anything or didn't have a wish
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  list or anything like that it was just [ __ ] Bare Bones and so I and all the
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  books were about Waltz and Matilda that's right and so I it's just a bunch
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  of those [ __ ] poems they made as read in English class all those Australian
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  poems over and over again oh god um so I
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  tweeted at them and I said what's going on and they said oh you know we'll add
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  it to the feature requests I'm like feature requests like you've got it on
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  the on the other Amazon stores like just turn it on
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  surely [ __ ] know it's there yeah I I know you know what it
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  is cuz and also none of the stuff that I like the stuff I had on there um you
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  know they would have to well ideally they would copy my existing wish list
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  over and all that kind of stuff and then like I said I have the books are missing
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  so I just switched back in the end like it cost me a little bit more but cost me
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  a little bit
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  20 bucks everywhere so I I think oh there's something going on with the
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  films here digital it seemed to be more expensive over overall uh even on iTunes
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  I'm looking in a lot of them are all they're all 20 bucks and I'm like I'm
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  sure they weren't that much in Australia some of them were cheaper like when they
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  first come out some of them are 20 bucks I think but I'm sure they were a bit
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  cheaper like you get them for 10 after you know a month or two yeah
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  yeah but over all physical [ __ ] is a lot cheaper oh man this country [ __ ] runs
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  on coupons and discounts and [ __ ] too like way more than I've ever experienced
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  like if you go to the shops yeah like if I go I went and bought like a a pair of
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  pants the other day from like a um from
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  like kind of Kmart kind of equivalent and as you know I paid for the pants and
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  they're like all right and here's this big pile of coupons for next time you
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  come in like and and they're like like 50% off 40% off this like and like like
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  huge discounts and even Hot Topic remember Hot Topic they're just like
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  please come back please come back here everything you buy it's like here's $30
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  of of Hot Topic cash so next time you come in and you get $30 off I'm like $30
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  is a lot yeah [ __ ] yeah especially 30 American dollars yeah so yeah this
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  country country runs on like coupons and discounts it's great yeah while Obama's
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  in power you watch that [ __ ] go out the [ __ ] window well I'm not sure he has
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  any say over that but all right mate you are at the end of a Communist Regime man
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  make no mistake am I you are about to get you about to get a rude shock when
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  the capitalist comes to town yeah all
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  right that sounds
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  fun can we talk about uh this Yahoo serus article just because yes we
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  absolutely can because I love Yahoo serus and also because there's something
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  else something else I saw in it okay um great so do you want to talk us through
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  the article sure I mean this is not new new news no right this is just something
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  that I only just learned and it's that in the year 2000 Yahoo serus the
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  Australian actor Yahoo serus MH sued
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  yahoo.com for copyright infringement I guess yeah um yeah trademark
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  infringement I think yeah sure yeah yeah that's right it's not actually copyright
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  they're not copying anything so his original name which I didn't know is Greg p
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  which is a funny name anyway I'm sure he could have done
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  something with that but he changed his name in 1980 by deole to Yahoo serus I
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  guess to be an actor or to make a name for himself and the name was yah
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  literally yeah to be a certain type of actor I guess yeah and that's I say I'm
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  I'm a big fan of Young Einstein I'm a big fan of Reckless Kelly and I haven't
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  seen Mr accident so I've never even heard of Mr accident I will say this
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  though Young Einstein holds up does it I got to watch I watched it not super
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  recently I watched it maybe three or four years ago but that's still 30 odd
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  years after it was made right mhm and it's great yeah right well I'm not going
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  I don't want to speak for her but Jenner is a huge Yahoo serus fan so really how
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  is she a fan um what has she seen she has almost well we we watch Reckless
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  Kelly from time to time oh sure okay
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  that is a that and then uh I mean she's seen all of his film she's
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  right here do you you want me to ask her I'm just it baffles me because I I
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  didn't know that anyone outside of Australia in the 80s had any idea who
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  yaho serus was well almost C I don't think in the 80s she knew who yaho serus
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  was uh I think she came to him a bit later on um so she was born a bit later
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  on yeah uh but yeah huge fan so yeah so we watch his films can I just say and and my
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  favorite thing about this article just because it made me actually made me
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  laugh out loud was this comment that I'm going to read to you this is from a
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  gentleman by the name of Tim says thank
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  God for time it has permitted me sorry thank God for time it has permitted many
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  people to distance themselves from the memory or experience that was Yahoo
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  serious I never understood the phenomena behind this guy he was an idiot and
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  produced some of the worst films I've ever seen in a small way I hope a bullet
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  finds his heart tonight Jesus Christ the
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  [ __ ] oh my God this guy has been like literally just waiting for the moment
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  where he can drop a comment about Yahoo serious in Waiting 30 years or so like
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  it was quite harsh anyway essentially threaten his life it was quite harsh but
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  then just at last sentence in a small way I hope a bullet finds his heart
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  tonight like I'm going to say that more often I think
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  yeah it's in a small way because how can you like in a small way hope somebody
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  gets shot through the chest I know you
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  know what I mean and dies in a small I to my boss yeah I hope he gets shot the
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  face in a small way I hope you get [ __ ] shot through the [ __ ]
• 27:18
  heart yeah also I did like this comment too where the person who's like just
• 27:23
  read an article clearly doesn't know what his name is but yeah hey wow I
• 27:28
  hadn't thought about it in ages but this post reminds me of when Young Einstein
• 27:31
  first came out my dad was so amused by Mr serious Le's name that for a while
• 27:35
  he'd run around yelling Yahoo seriously at random intervals like the name is in
• 27:41
  the the
• 27:45
  headline yeah yeah like are you getting this wrong or did your dad get it wrong
• 27:50
  back in 1988 yeah I guess that part of the joke that I've that's just a bit
• 27:55
  unclear is that your dad didn't know that his name was serious
• 28:56
  [Laughter] the mid some tough competition was there
• 29:01
  yeah that's right yeah yeah I also uh I did a performance in high school oh
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  sorry witnessed a performance in high school uh I didn't I didn't do it we've
• 29:12
  talked about it before in the show um we
• 29:15
  need to refilm that to recreate it to do a docu drama if you're a new listener
• 29:21
  and you don't know uh during one of my High School drama performances uh a
• 29:26
  classmate acted out a uh a
• 29:31
  rape in an where he he was being raped yeah he was being raped in an Alleyway
• 29:37
  and it was it was Madness it was one of the most surreal
• 29:44
  things I've ever seen so uh
• 29:47
  yeah that's fantastic yeah I hope I
• 29:52
  hope that that guy knows somehow in his
• 29:56
  heart that 20 years later we're still talking about that I assume that was his
• 30:02
  goal what's that I can't hear you want to go outside sure all right all right
• 30:08
  no no oh God no no and then the rest of us just sat there with their [ __ ]
• 30:13
  Jaws on the floor like what is he doing pulled his own pants down and pretended
• 30:20
  to be raped bent over on the ground yep and started yelling I want it I want it
• 30:25
  no God no and like it's it's not like he was a [ __ ] Academy award-winning
• 30:30
  actor either it was kid in high school like acting this out yeah I mean imagine
• 30:35
  if he was good imagine if he was legitimately good and there were tears
• 30:39
  streaming down his face you know oh God and then at the end you know he's he's
• 30:45
  he's he's got you know his mascara smudged yeah and he's I wonder slowly
• 30:49
  pulling his pants back up he was not I mean we were kind of the class clowns
• 30:56
  like my friends and I I was Carl Carl who listens to the show and I in
• 31:01
  particular I'm sure you can imagine wait wait wait Carl did you see this right in
• 31:07
  he must have he was in my class he must have right in unless I did uh Pathways
• 31:14
  so I was in two year 11 classes so oh it's possible that he
• 31:19
  didn't um so actually in that sense I you don't remember watching this
• 31:26
  perhaps this was you
• 31:30
  true maybe you uh you were you didn't see it because you were in
• 31:35
  it yeah in that so in that sense I am mixing up the um the uh the years myself
• 31:40
  but but this guy was not a Class Clown or anything like that accelerated
• 31:44
  class uh other way around cuz I went to a little tiny school as did you but I
• 31:50
  think I went to one for all the way up to year 11 until it became apparent that
• 31:56
  I could not I couldn't study music or drama which were things that I I I
• 32:01
  enjoyed that's right and then um so I I
• 32:06
  changed like I did year 11 and then my parents I said I got the shits with the
• 32:12
  this CU I had to do a bunch of stuff I wasn't interested in and uh yeah and my
• 32:16
  parents said all right well I mean you can switch schools but you'll have to do
• 32:19
  year 11 again probably to do music and drama so I did it's because we didn't
• 32:24
  teach you the real year 11 at this Christian School you're currently going
• 32:28
  to yeah yeah not enough student basically the way it worked was you
• 32:31
  would put your you would say I want to do these courses and if enough people
• 32:34
  also wanted to do them they would run them and they would they would just
• 32:39
  invent a teacher to teach them I guess like one of the teachers oh yep you're
• 32:42
  teaching drama this year like oh yeah I mean look it was a little tiny school
• 32:48
  that was that was how it had to be that's what it was I was speaking to a
• 32:53
  German guy the other night right who was telling me that in Germany
• 32:58
  if you if you have trouble if you fail one subject you have to repeat the
• 33:05
  entire high school year right right and back in back in his day back in our day
• 33:11
  Latin was a required subject wow and he was [ __ ] at it right he did not
• 33:18
  understand it he ended up doing the same year three times until he passed Latin
• 33:24
  my God just Latin imagine that and then
• 33:28
  lucky he did cuz that's that's a skill you need yeah that's right yeah he's a
• 33:35
  social worker now so he probably speaks Latin every day comes up a lot yeah
• 33:40
  that's right mind you by the third year you'd be [ __ ] good at the other
• 33:43
  subjects wouldn't you you think so yeah you wouldn't even need to look at the
• 33:47
  math test you'd just be writing down numbers knowing for certain they were
• 33:51
  the answers my final year of high school uh which was kind of my third
• 33:56
  year of high school I did music the year
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  12 uh parts of music and drama yes sorry so that's why I was in an additional
• 34:07
  class because I I think I switched midyear and so I did half a year of of
• 34:12
  other class it was it was all very strange but I you caught up and then
• 34:15
  they let you catch up yeah because I I started school a bit early because when
• 34:20
  my birthday is anyway so I had like an extra year blah blah anyway yeah
• 34:25
  um where was I going with that I completely forgot what I was going to
• 34:29
  say I just want to see Carl act like he's getting raped I'm sure we can
• 34:33
  organize that I'm sure he's listening and we'll we'll get Snapchats as soon as
• 34:38
  he hears this I I'm sure that by this point in the conversation Kyle's pants
• 34:44
  are already around his ankles it's true I mean that's how he listens to the show
• 34:48
  I remember what I was going to say my final year of high school I only did
• 34:51
  three subjects I did music drama and uh three computers which is the Advanced
• 34:56
  Computers class and and so most of my final year of high school was spent at
• 35:01
  the the penth Plaza Cinemas watching films
• 35:05
  and convincing people like car and convincing people like Carl uh to to
• 35:11
  skip school and come with me and getting in trouble actually we got to we're
• 35:16
  literally sitting outside you know there was two Cinemas there was one in the
• 35:19
  plaza and there was one up um used to be the Hayden Cinemas further up yeah I
• 35:23
  used to work there mate yeah right well we're literally sitting outside
• 35:28
  smoking having watched just watched a movie and then Carl's dad walked past
• 35:33
  and was like what the [Laughter]
• 35:37
  [ __ ] oh man what are the chances yeah well actually considering you worked
• 35:43
  right near there pretty good pretty good yeah okay I guess he was stupid yeah we
• 35:49
  fools there's a few places we can go from here mhm there's a lot of idiot
• 35:53
  news yeah um in fact God there's a ton of idiot news this week
• 35:59
  some got bumped from last week even yeah that's right well some was too good to
• 36:03
  ignore right yeah maybe maybe we'll let the listeners decide listeners uh if
• 36:09
  you're listening to this live um going to work send me a text and tell me if
• 36:14
  you want to hear about the kids parties in the concentration camp uhhuh the uh
• 36:20
  the racist AI robot mhm mhm um the entire school being hospitalized for
• 36:27
  eating the world's hottest chil y random clown sightings in North Carolina mhm
• 36:34
  near you Matt uh uh aliens on the
• 36:40
  moon or the Hidden City on Mars yeah they're kind of linked look I mean we
• 36:45
  can probably get through all these I have something to say about all of them
• 36:47
  actually so we can probably get through them all right should we uh should we
• 36:51
  tackle space first sure all right space
• 36:55
  news space news these are I mean it's not so much news
• 37:02
  it's more space idiots yeah it's anti- news if anything yeah so there's two of
• 37:07
  these and they're both similar in theme uh and the theme is that
• 37:12
  NASA has released photos of things in space and then morons have found little
• 37:18
  glitches or anomalies in them and are assuming it's a conspiracy to to hide or
• 37:23
  you know cover up the existence of aliens or something like that I mean
• 37:28
  Matt if I if I can just unpack what you said there yeah right um NASA are
• 37:34
  releasing photos yeah uh on the one hand and on the other
• 37:39
  hand NASA are trying to cover up a conspiracy
• 37:43
  yep wouldn't the easiest way for NASA to cover up their conspiracy be to not
• 37:48
  publish photos of it right see because NASA published quite a lot of photos I
• 37:52
  don't know if you if you know this listeners if you're interested you can
• 37:55
  go to their website and you can see they put
• 38:57
  of the Moon that NASA has released shows an alien
• 39:03
  antenna uh and if you look at the photo there is a spike well it's not a spike
• 39:10
  it's just a black line a little Mark it's a black line and and and I'll also
• 39:14
  say that there's black lines all over this [ __ ] photo it's a black and
• 39:18
  white photograph of the lunar surface that's right and there a little
• 39:24
  anomaly right which uh he believes is an antenna of some sort uh and he believes
• 39:30
  this is evidence that aliens are using Moon minerals and that they have bases
• 39:34
  there as well and many other findings that support this theory that he hasn't
• 39:38
  bothered to to clarify no cuz the thing is I I love it no one
• 39:43
  can ever just say there's an anomaly I wonder what that means they have to say
• 39:48
  there's an anomaly and here's what my brain has imagined a very specific thing
• 39:54
  that it must be it's like uh it's it's like when David Ike or somebody begins a
• 40:00
  talk and then I I look up because I find David Ike fascinating oh absolutely
• 40:05
  because he'll begin and you go okay not not one of his reptilian talks obviously
• 40:11
  I'm talking one of his weird things about the solar system right cuz he's
• 40:14
  got some weird ideas about the Sol system and how Saturn used to be the Sun
• 40:18
  have you heard that no okay sat he believes I think I'm sure it's sattin
• 40:24
  used to be the Sun and that that apparently this explains
• 40:29
  things but um but yeah it starts out and it sounds quite reasonable at first but
• 40:35
  then almost like instantly it switches to like it just starts jumping to these
• 40:41
  like wild conclusions and you're like w slow down and this is exactly the same
• 40:46
  thing like that that black smudge kind of looks like it could be an antenna a
• 40:52
  they're harvesting Moon minerals those bastards that's right like what are you
• 40:56
  talking about always do well I mean remember that kind of patch
• 41:03
  of rock and dirt on the moon that looked like Bert
• 41:08
  from Bert Nery yeah yeah remember the the face on Mars the the very famous
• 41:13
  face on Mars remember that yes well that's right yeah it's not there it's
• 41:19
  because it was just it was just a the photo looked like that in the photo yeah
• 41:24
  like you know photos have anomalies and and not even I mean it could be a smudge
• 41:30
  could be a bloody hair in the the the you know the lens or something like that
• 41:35
  could be anything like yeah it's not an
• 41:38
  alien like and and if it was right because look we can't prove that it's
• 41:45
  not Matt right right we can't prove that it's
• 41:49
  not but even if it is seeing an alien
• 41:53
  antenna doesn't tell you that they're harvesting minerals in this very
• 41:58
  specific way that you've come up with that's true I put it to you that even if
• 42:02
  you know even if you've somehow by accident guessed that there are aliens
• 42:07
  on the moon right you know nothing about what they're doing there
• 42:14
  exactly um I mean this happens all the
• 42:16
  time although this guy Mr SW saala on
• 42:21
  his website says finding alien anomalies mechanical structures and buildings Etc
• 42:26
  on our Sol system is quite a new matter for me is it is it now girl you're very
• 42:33
  good at it yeah on your first day you spotted
• 42:37
  one yeah so that's that's one instance of this uh and there there's another
• 42:43
  similar case that I found where NASA released some photos from Mars I assume
• 42:49
  from the from one of the Rovers uh they uploaded a bunch of
• 42:55
  photos one of them was uh different in size it was a very
• 43:01
  small lowquality photo compared to the others MH so rather than assuming that
• 43:06
  NASA has accidentally you know someone at Nasa accidentally uploaded a
• 43:09
  thumbnail or something instead of the actual image yeah uh these people uh the gentleman's
• 43:16
  name is Scott warring he believes it's a
• 43:20
  conspiracy and that the photo depicts a
• 43:24
  city on Mars buildings
• 43:28
  and NASA has intentionally uploaded a small Pixy image in order to hide the
• 43:35
  fact that it's a photo of a city because once again instead of just not uploading
• 43:39
  anything they've gone [ __ ] mate you can see clearly our secret City you better
• 43:44
  make that image a little smaller exactly like what the f where is your where is
• 43:48
  your mind Mr warring what do you not only that but with the moon one look
• 43:55
  there's something there it does look like maybe an antenna maybe it's the
• 43:59
  moon's penis I don't know there's some little stripe in this picture I don't
• 44:04
  know what he's [ __ ] looking at it's it's it's a [ __ ] Ridge it's rocks
• 44:08
  like it's just Pixy rocks like I mean
• 44:11
  and and the the the Moon one NASA uh or whoever said it's just like a plateau or
• 44:18
  it's the shadow of you know like a ridge of of rock or something like that that's
• 44:22
  what they think it is or they think it's most likely to be that they think it is
• 44:25
  like a genuine like it's caped something in the photo on the moon like it's a
• 44:30
  real thing it's not a a floor in the photo but it's not an antenna and this
• 44:35
  one I mean why would you assume that it's that
• 44:41
  they've pixelated it to hide it what instead of just not putting it up like
• 44:44
  you said I mean what is wrong with this guy like come on I can't see a city if
• 44:50
  anything if I'm using my imagination it looks like a Mars
• 44:56
  train yeah it looks like the Polar Express with a big coming out yeah it looks like
• 45:02
  the Polar Express with its high beams on why are they hiding Tom Hanks on
• 45:08
  M so get the size of this image was 4kb which to me says your image hasn't
• 45:15
  uploaded properly because that is clearly not an entire photo right yeah
• 45:21
  it's a mistake not a [ __ ] conspiracy why would they upload it at all you
• 45:26
  [ __ ] more on like why would you do that it's like if I um if I had a bunch
• 45:32
  of nudes and I was like oh go on I don't want everybody on Facebook see these
• 45:37
  nudes I better pixelate them before I upload them yeah I better just
• 45:42
  upload I can't just not upload
• 45:46
  them ridiculous yeah not an option Matt so keep an eye out for my Facebook
• 45:52
  account listeners
• 45:58
  uh we don't we going to end on that we got more news we got tons more we got
• 46:02
  tons more news where do you want to go next we fairly closely monitor AI news
• 46:08
  on this podcast we've talked about robots and things before um and we've
• 46:12
  talked about racist AI in the past sure uh when we were talking about a a
• 46:19
  chatbot who um hated the Jews well that
• 46:23
  was yeah that was it learned from
• 47:29
  yeah that makes sense average people I think I think could submit photos but as
• 47:35
  it turns out if you weren't white this
• 47:37
  AI was not interested it rated you quite
• 47:43
  low yeah all the uh all the winners were white yeah all the winners were white uh
• 47:49
  then you have semi whites I'm not sure if that's the correct term in the middle
• 47:54
  including Asians yeah Etc and then of course blacks down the
• 48:00
  bottom yeah a handful of winners were Asian and one had dark skin it doesn't
• 48:06
  say what that means by you know like how dark or or what you know or where they
• 48:11
  were from or anything like
• 48:14
  that so my I mean my question is uh who
• 48:19
  built this first of all um there's a paragraph here that I don't like I'll
• 48:24
  just read the paragraph the simplest explanation for biased algorithms is
• 48:27
  that the humans who create them have their own deeply entrenched biases that
• 48:32
  means that despite perceptions that algorithms are somehow neutral and
• 48:36
  uniquely objective they can often reproduce and amplify existing
• 48:41
  prejudices that's not true I think like
• 48:45
  that's not true you can't you can't write an algorithm and accidentally make
• 48:51
  it racist yeah just because you yourself are a racist it doesn't work like that
• 48:56
  it it will be apparent to anybody who reads through an algorithm if it's
• 49:00
  racist like it's you can't I think what this journalist assumes is that this
• 49:07
  person's put somehow a ranking on skin color with one being at the top you
• 49:11
  can't unless you're an idiot you can't accidentally write code that preferences
• 49:17
  specifically preferences white people and not realize it unless it like you
• 49:22
  can accidentally and I think that's more likely what's happened here is my my
• 49:26
  theory this would be right how have they what examples have they given this thing
• 49:33
  to say this is what people find beautiful right if it's given people a
• 49:38
  photo of say you know like like some supermodel say yovich or something right
• 49:44
  they're saying this is people think this is beautiful right well obviously it's
• 49:48
  going to pick a bunch of white people you know yeah so I think it's something
• 49:54
  like that where Maybe the other thing is
• 49:58
  how many people of different skin tone submitted photos like if the
• 50:04
  overwhelming number of submissions were from you know from Caucasian women well
• 50:09
  then you know it's going to bias the results it's tip the scale right yeah so
• 50:14
  I really I just don't think I don't think there's anything here to be honest
• 50:18
  well that's one explanation Matt and the other explanation is that all robots are
• 50:23
  racists or the the white people just just are better and and the robotss know
• 50:29
  it you know Jenna when you're uh editing this episode can you isolate when Matt
• 50:34
  says white people are just better and can you please put that aside to be his
• 50:40
  new quote in the start of every episode thank you oh dear because they
• 50:45
  mentioned later on too uh uh computer law enforcement forecasting tools which
• 50:51
  use data to predict where future crimes will
• 50:55
  occur uh they will crimes thanks Philip
• 50:58
  K dick yeah so they will produce what could be considered to be racist results
• 51:04
  as well um and I don't want to [ __ ] I don't want to cause any drama all I'm
• 51:10
  but but it is based on historical data like the computer's not being racist
• 51:15
  it's looking at data and it's extrapolating that data into the future
• 51:20
  you know what I mean like and so what you're saying is it's not our fault if
• 51:23
  computers know white people are better no I'm saying
• 51:27
  culturally right we've created a we've created a scenario we haven't Matt maybe
• 51:33
  you have go on out of this I haven't
• 51:36
  either I as far as I'm aware I'm not I'm not one of those people that the
• 51:41
  perpetuate to this stuff but I'm saying if you take the historical data and feed
• 51:45
  it into a computer it's going to make certain assumptions if you're
• 51:49
  withholding you know information like you
• 51:54
  know you know what I mean you know what no idea what you mean
• 51:59
  Matt we you do know what I
• 52:05
  mean there's a situation particularly here in the US where the if you look at
• 52:10
  the crime rates it probably is a lot of
• 52:13
  whoa okay we went there did we what what
• 52:19
  what we're talking about how do we get on the crime cuz that's the article does
• 52:25
  that's what I was talking about I didn't read that low down apparently the I just
• 52:28
  said the computer-based law enforcement forecasting
• 52:32
  tools Oh I thought that meant oh never mind I feel a bit
• 52:38
  stupid keep going it's it's saying that
• 52:42
  the software predicts that black people are more likely to commit crimes that's
• 52:48
  what I'm saying but that's based on predicts an
• 52:51
  average what's that I mean I could have told you that
• 52:59
  well that's what I'm saying it's because it's based on the fact that we've you
• 53:02
  know historically [ __ ] them over and so they've had to resort to crime and
• 53:07
  therefore if it looks at the number of crimes or the number of people in jails
• 53:10
  also the Prejudice of the people in the past who were arresting people you know
• 53:16
  like like the police or the you know whatever like it's it it's using the
• 53:21
  police what I'm saying is it's not that the algorithm is racist and it's not not
• 53:27
  that you've made a racist algorithm it's that the data that's been fed is a bad
• 53:33
  representation of humans y That's what
• 53:37
  I'm saying yep I mean maybe if African scientists were the ones who built this
• 53:42
  AI it would have come off very differently no I'm saying if if so if if
• 53:48
  black people had enslaved white people and we had had to resort to stealing
• 53:52
  [ __ ] to survive perhaps the results would be a little different that's what
• 53:56
  I'm saying well on that note Matt I will say that uh I think uh our Reign has
• 54:02
  come to an end and it's only a matter of time before that comes to pass are we
• 54:08
  leaving this in [ __ ] I don't know I don't know if we're the best
• 54:13
  people to comment on this stuff maybe we where's Luke where's Luke to stop us
• 54:17
  from saying this [ __ ] look where's Luke to say I don't see what's wrong with
• 54:22
  assuming black people commit crimes yeah black people commit more crimes that's a
• 54:28
  fact maybe we shouldn't go on to the next story about the concentration camps
• 54:32
  either well I I have an opinion about that as well going
• 54:36
  on I'm sure you do man so oh tell tell
• 54:42
  us what it's about yeah sure okay once again I'll set it up you knock it down
• 54:46
  for a Nazi concentration camp in uh Lithuania uhhuh um is now a function
• 54:53
  Center you can have your wedding there you can have your kids party there the
• 54:56
  kids parties even have different themes like
• 55:01
  military yeah y uh uh people get married some people think it's fine some people
• 55:07
  think it's quote disgusting
• 55:11
  unquote I I think it's
• 55:15
  fine y um it was fine when your grandfather was there it's that's not
• 55:21
  what I mean it's it's been a function Center uh
• 55:27
  since 2009 right uh they're not glorifying it or anything they're just
• 55:31
  using it as a function Center um you know this it's not like it's not been
• 55:38
  left in the state that it was you know like look at it like it's it's just a
• 55:43
  function center now like yeah okay it was it was the site of some awful [ __ ]
• 55:48
  uh I you know but you can't just you know you don't just be sad about it
• 55:54
  forever it's been used as a function Center kids having parties there people
• 55:57
  getting married there you know making the most of of yeah surely if anything
• 56:02
  it's actually a positive reappropriation that's what I that's what I'm thinking
• 56:07
  yeah I mean also I understand if they were making light of the Holocaust and
• 56:12
  like yeah if they turn it into a holocaust themed themed restaurant for example right
• 56:18
  that sure yeah but I think this I don't I don't see what the problem is and then
• 56:23
  uh this guy who's the founder of from the depths which is a holocaust
• 56:28
  commemoration group um which you know I
• 56:32
  understand people unhappy about what happened obviously it was not was not a
• 56:37
  nice thing uh but he says it's below any level of decency and respect and I think
• 56:42
  that's a bit extreme uh he says I do too because they should hold their heads in
• 56:46
  shame and be condemned internationally that such an important and holy site be
• 56:50
  privatized well that's ridiculous yeah a holy CES a stretch
• 56:56
  that kind of implies that you're Pro what went on there right right which is
• 57:00
  weird to begin with yeah know people die everywhere literally everywhere on Earth
• 57:06
  yes something really really awful right here in this
• 57:12
  room and I'm going to bury her later on tonight yeah and then build a function
• 57:19
  Center yeah that's right on her grave some some other some other things to
• 57:23
  note here right number one this wasn't buil built to be a concentration camp
• 57:29
  wasn't built by the Nazis it was appropriated by the Nazis uh right it's
• 57:34
  it's been a building since 1882 which was actually only 12 years
• 57:38
  after Germany became a country right right so just putting that out there right
• 57:45
  um and uh it's Heritage listed now right
• 57:49
  so a nonprofit military Heritage company
• 57:54
  has acquired this y and and they're holding functions there presumably to
• 58:00
  raise back the money for the preservation of the building itself yeah
• 58:04
  wild crazy uh damning headlines aside
• 58:09
  it's probably okay yeah I just I mean I I get where he's coming from but I think
• 58:14
  he's gone a bit overboard and I don't I don't really see what the the problem
• 58:18
  with this particular case is right like somewhere like aitz like if you turn
• 58:22
  aitz into a function Center that's a bit off but this is not this is a building
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  that they took over it did some awful [ __ ] there and then now it's been turned
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  you know it's been taken back and then made into a function center it's not
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  quite the same thing you know yeah I mean part of me thinks they should turn
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  alitz into a carnival or something you know like
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  just my carival I understand why you can't I understand why you can't yeah no
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  no my brain went down the same path it was like because I went to Daka when I
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  was in Germany and and I'm like had a great party there it's a sad place and
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  it's an awful place and part of me was thinking you know what it would be nice
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  to to [ __ ] bulldoze it and then yeah you know build awesome there instead
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  build something happy on top of it but build a Disneyland Yeah well yeah kind
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  of well not Disneyland because Disney hated the Jews right did he really a bad example
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  yeah funnel money the Nazis yeah tell the story
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  guys a biography of Walt Disney I need to read
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  headline and the and the um this guy's outrage is a bit overboard yeah yeah um
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  in this case not about the Holocaust in general in this specific this building
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  yeah yeah this 1880s era like if we had to shut down
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  every place building location on Earth where something bad happened to the
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  Jews just sure we wouldn't have any places even yes exactly you'd have to
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  shut down all of Russia all of Germany half of America they've been around so
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  long that like yeah You' have to shut
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  down Egypt right the Middle East no I
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  know yeah Egypt's actually off so let's not go there pretend I didn't say that yeah
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  [Music] beep can I uh can I change tactic here
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  and recommend some films to you man yeah please do have you seen don't breathe no
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  I want to because uh you do want to man I know it's the director who did the
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  Evil Dead uh reboot which I love so yeah
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  and uh you know I mean this is a this is one of those movies that set in one
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  house with three characters ah it's
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  [ __ ] terrifying it's great awesome yeah Al I will say this right I saw this
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  at the cinema and I went by myself because um doesn't like this kind of
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  [ __ ] right right I mean she loves reading about it she loves listening to
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  your podcast about horror films right getting the whole story but she likes
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  all that stuff better than actually watching them okay so I took myself off
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  watch this by myself and I might be done with Cinemas Matt I might be [ __ ]
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  done with them right yeah I'm I'm thinking that too actually but go the
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  amount of [ __ ] chatter that was happening during this movie private
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  conversations uh the amount of [ __ ] iPhone screens mhm had to be distracted
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  by mhm uh not to mention the fact that there was very close to me a row of
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  [ __ ] that just thought this movie was [ __ ] hilarious right right I mean
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  without giving anything away right it's a blind guy trying to catch some people
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  so he doesn't move gracefully he [ __ ] stumbles around like a blind man right
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  and they thought that was hilarious every time he did some blind thing they
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  giggle like a bunch of [ __ ] idiots in spite of all these
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  distractions I still liked it so it's a good movie but I think I'm just going to
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  go to Italy and watch this [ __ ] at home from now on I saw when I when I saw a
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  Suicide Squad uh not the best example but there was a a group of women behind
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  us who just kept loudly asking each other questions about things that like like
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  some character like they were introducing the characters at the
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  beginning and someone pop up and thenone was like who's that like [ __ ] shut up
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  and you'll find out sake yeah yeah they're not going to not tell you
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  exactly have you ever watched a movie fil it's not like they've withheld
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  the information from you you're about to find out shut up yeah you get the little
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  book to read before you came in like the rest of us did yeah why haven't you met
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  him yeah yeah I know what you mean it just seems like
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  uh When We Were Young it was like the the the cinema was a Sacred Space where
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  you turned your phone off and well people didn't have phones phones didn't
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  weren't invented yeah yeah but you you shut up and you watch the film and it
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  was kind of like a like a you know like a ritual almost like you shut up and you
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  watch the film but yeah it doesn't seem like that anymore people treat it like
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  their loung room yeah it was an unspoken rule that you were allowed to talk
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  through the trailers if you wanted to yeah but then as soon as the little
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  curtains went out a little further right and the extra ey lights went off
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  yep you shut up you shut the [ __ ] up unless you're in uh Florida where
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  that guy shot the other guy for talking during the trailers that was fine by me
• 1:04:41
  wonder Happ with that there was uh the hopefully enjoyed the rest of the
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  film no I think you got rest CU cuz now I'm on his [ __ ] side the uh there's
• 1:04:52
  there's two explanations for this m there's two explanations either uh the
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  first of which is your explanation which is that people used to respect the
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  Sacred Space of the cinema more than they do now yeah right the second is
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  that we're just getting old people always did it and we just didn't notice
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  or care and now we do and that's possible I I am worried it's the second
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  one yeah I worry about that too sometimes when I'm like [ __ ] kids oh
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  no yeah it's not just kids Matt I hate people in their
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  20s right self-righteous no I know I know entitled
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  [ __ ] entitled ridiculous [ __ ] I know it's ridicul get over yourself all right
• 1:05:36
  you don't know anything is this what my parents thought about me is this what it must be
• 1:05:43
  seriously people in their 20s shut the [ __ ] up come back to me when your
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  parents are dead and you're divorced right and then watch [ __ ] don't
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  breathe in silence then come to the [ __ ] yeah yeah and you watch it quietly
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  thinking to yourself my life is a lot like this a blind man stumbling the dark
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  trying to kill me metaphorically speaking y oh
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  dear that's the other thing too we went out this another example is um we went
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  out in Boston on the weekend and uh and
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  all of the bars in the area where we were had lines outside you have to line
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  up to get in and I was like I'm not I don't do that I'm not doing that like no
• 1:06:33
  that's a I can drink literally anywhere including at my own home I think why would
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  iine yeah and it was such a weird like I've never done it before I've never
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  lined up and I'm like you know you do you do as you do but it was just such a
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  weird thing that I was like I don't think I line up for
• 1:06:50
  bars this is a weird thing that I don't like am I that guy I don't I'm thinking
• 1:06:56
  if if I have to line up out here what's it like in
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  there yeah I sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare
• 1:07:06
  yeah so uh this clown sighting article
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  was of interest to me uh apparently especially since I mean this this might
• 1:07:17
  this might affect you down the track if this spreads out right so and uh the
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  fact that they they've reached out to Stephen King for comment made me laugh
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  so um there's I'll remind you that we want to Stephen King for
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  comment that's right he he didn't say anything he didn't say a
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  word um they're doing a remake of it uh so they've released some photos of uh
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  one of the scar guards as um as you do as Penny wise and everything they're in
• 1:07:49
  all films now um but also there have
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  been uh an incre aot it's been a huge increase in in clown sightings random
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  clown sightings right and like you know not not just at parties and stuff like
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  that just [ __ ] out and about doing weird [ __ ] so uh for
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  example uh people have been terrorized by them one man had to chase off
• 1:08:16
  somebody with a machete this case here right it says let me go let me read this for the
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  St cuz the way this articles worded made me laugh last week the police Department
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  of a Greensboro North Carolina neighborhood began receiving several
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  calls that clowns as in face painted big shoe wearing clowns were popping up all
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  over the neighborhood and terrifying local residents it's
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  a yeah in one instance a man chased one of the offenders with a machete in
• 1:08:43
  another a pair of clowns attempted to lure children into the woods with God
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  knows what intent right yeah and this is the next sentence while at least one of
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  these reports was later determined to be a ho yeah do which
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  one and if you click through to the source M it's not the one where they
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  tried to lure the children into the woods [ __ ] right the [ __ ] terrifying
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  one right was that not even a clown was doing anything dodgy that a man with a
• 1:09:12
  machete chased a clown yeah that was the hoax that was a hoax the other stuff is
• 1:09:18
  real [ __ ] me so it just made me laugh I'm like like who wrote this well I I
• 1:09:23
  tell you who wrote this it was written by Jared Jones but if you're luring
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  children into the woods Matt right I'm I'm pretty sure God knows what
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  intent isn't really relevant because I could probably guess within three
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  guesses what you're going to do to those kids you know what I mean like there's
• 1:09:40
  not that many things you can do with lured kids out in the woods
• 1:09:46
  right sure frisbe if it was all above board you wouldn't have to lure them
• 1:09:51
  would you and you wouldn't have to do it in the woods yeah that's right you don't
• 1:09:55
  do that unless it's it's yeah yeah it's not it's not good whatever it is yeah I
• 1:10:01
  was luring kids into a dark Forest to trade playing cards with them play I
• 1:10:06
  knew someone to play Pokémon go with yeah oh God we haven't talked about that
• 1:10:11
  maybe we could wait till Luke's back the new um Pokémon go plus thing we we'll do
• 1:10:16
  that when Luke's back yeah so there's clowns there's clowns everywhere
• 1:10:21
  terrorizing people trying to you know kidnap kitties uh and and they contacted
• 1:10:26
  Stephen King mhm and he basically just wrote back and said I don't know why
• 1:10:31
  people are scared of clowns although he did say this if I saw
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  a clown lurking under a Lonely Bridge or peering up at me from a sewer grate with
• 1:10:41
  or without balloons I'd be scared too yeah of course of course literally
• 1:10:47
  anyone doing that would be [ __ ] terrifying yeah that's true if I looked down and saw
• 1:10:53
  anything anything looking up from a sewer I would be
• 1:10:58
  like yeah I mean you could look down and
• 1:11:03
  see mil Jovovich right creepily peering up at
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  you from under a sewer grade and I guarantee you'd shrick yeah you wouldn't
• 1:11:15
  be like you waitting for me m
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  pass that's [ __ ] terrifying [ __ ]
• 1:11:22
  hell uh this article made me laugh a lot
• 1:11:25
  uh emergency response was called they had to call the the ambulance out to a
• 1:11:31
  school in uh in Texas I think in Ohio in
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  Ohio my bad uh after 40 students ate the
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  world's hottest chili and uh and had to be hospitalized because some of them were
• 1:11:46
  uh breaking out in hives and and rashes and and stuff and also there's an
• 1:11:51
  article that it links to that says man goes temporarily deaf after after eating
• 1:11:56
  world's spiciest noodles which I really enjoyed what I mostly enjoy it for the
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  picture and I really hope that's real because this man just looks in trouble
• 1:12:06
  yeah he's just he's eaten the noodles and gone deaf like that's hilarious but
• 1:12:11
  yeah so uh a bunch of kids some kid must have I don't know where he got these
• 1:12:15
  Chili Peppers from he um took them into school and uh and they all eat them and
• 1:12:20
  they had to be hospitalized yeah so these uh these chilies right
• 1:12:26
  are uh like a not GM but they're
• 1:12:32
  they're what do you what do you call it when you just [ __ ] graft a bunch of
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  different plants together to create yeah they're like designed to be hot to be
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  really right made Made in India right yeah right the uh the boot Jolokia
• 1:12:47
  pepper yeah has a scoval rating of over 1 million units uh compared to the 8,000
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  held by Tobasco source yeah now see I I like hot hot food but I would not eat
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  this I don't think no no neither would I in fact when
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  I was in New York the other week we went to uh they have a there's a store there
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  that sells like infused viners and oils
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  and salts uh it's and they have a salt that is infused with the ghost chili
• 1:13:19
  pepper and it's got a big sign because you can taste it and it says taste one grain only
• 1:13:25
  wow uh and so I did and I got to say it
• 1:13:30
  impressive that a grain of salt can can have that much [ __ ] heat in it it was
• 1:13:36
  yeah right pretty cool so one of the kids eighth grader Cody Schmidt sounds
• 1:13:41
  like a madeup name but it isn't uh had this to say about the ordeal we all
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  drank like 10 cartons of milk they were quote really
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  hot yeah I bet yeah this is like
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  uh I don't understand I like chili right but I don't understand this
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  trend I mean I get why but killing yourself from the inside out yeah right
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  like so they've bred these ones to be super hot but then they also make those
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  things where they like it's they just extract the um the Caps the whatever it
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  is the the the stuff that hurts and then make it into an Essence and then you can
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  go to like because you can buy you know uh chicken wings here with some [ __ ]
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  that they've cooked up in a lab that's you know a million times hotter than
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  than anything you would find in a chili like why would you want that I don't
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  understand like other than being drunk of [ __ ] yeah my guess I just I'd
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  rather enjoy the wings cuz isn't the point of eating eating hot wings
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  something so delicious as Wings yeah yeah they they hot wings taste good but
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  not when my [ __ ] tongue falls out when I'm eating them yeah
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