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Chris Franjola, D4vid Arrested and my RHOBH Cameo · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Reward the easy way.
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  Speaker 2: Optionscard.ie.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Oh my gosh, you
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  Speaker 1: guys are going to be so thrilled. So quickly back
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  Speaker 1: from last time, blue eyes wearing green. Your eyes look
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  Speaker 1: a little green today, Chris Frangio. Look how cute you
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  Speaker 1: are wearing. Put up your shoe. Matching shoes. Adorable. And
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  Speaker 1: even have a green, I know you didn't think of this,
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  Speaker 1: but you have a green case on your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I do.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you are just a fashion delight, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: I had these shoes specially made for me. How did
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  Speaker 2: you do that? Some guy on Etsy makes shoes, and
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  Speaker 2: I saw them, and it took about nine months for
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  Speaker 2: him to make them, but they eventually showed up.
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  Speaker 1: And are they so comfortable?
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  Speaker 2: I love them, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I should wear green shoes, but
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  Speaker 2: I love them. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're a great color. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Happy to be back. I actually made a conscious effort
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  Speaker 2: to dress more like an adult today. So I went
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  Speaker 2: and bought adult clothes a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: You were buying in the kids section prior?
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  Speaker 2: No, I felt like I was, you know, I was
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  Speaker 2: wearing things that are probably a little too young, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm getting up there now. And this is my
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  Speaker 2: attempt at adult clothing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you said that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: I currently still am sitting in shorts. However, I'm dressed
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  Speaker 1: a little more adult. I have a long sleeved blouse on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I am going to do stagecoach activities this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, stagecoach.
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  Speaker 1: Going to stagecoach this weekend with my friend Stacy.
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  Speaker 2: That's the country version of Coachella. Coachella, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so I went to Boot Barn in Thousand Oaks yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know they had Boot Barn.
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  Speaker 1: Boot Barn. Because I was like, I just need some
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  Speaker 1: country clothes. I don't even know where to begin. And
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  Speaker 1: in figuring out the outfits, I kept saying, Heather, like remember,
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  Speaker 1: you know. that you are not 24. Listen to the haters,
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  Speaker 1: you old fucking bitch. Like, stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes the haters can help you.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes the haters can, and I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but I also want like a cute outfit, and I
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  Speaker 1: think I did pretty well. Like, I bought a lot,
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  Speaker 1: and then I called my sorority sister, as you do,
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  Speaker 1: you're always sorority sisters, and I'm like, I have, like,
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  Speaker 1: two vests in different colors. Like, we're going to put
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  Speaker 1: our whole outfits together. So, yeah, let me know if
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  Speaker 1: you guys can get us into anything.
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  Speaker 2: Stagecoach.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for some fun parties while we're staying at
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  Speaker 1: my house in La Quinta. And I am still figuring
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  Speaker 1: out what passes I have. I'm still, like, working on
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  Speaker 1: my thing.
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  Speaker 2: To go to certain parties.
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  Speaker 1: I just really just want to go, like, one day.
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  Speaker 2: Are you into country music?
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  Speaker 1: I do love the country music.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I do love the way my head looks in
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  Speaker 1: a cowboy hat.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you don't have to worry about your
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  Speaker 1: roots showing. You don't have to worry about your hair
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  Speaker 1: if your hair is a little screwed up and you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to redo it. Right. You wear a hat
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  Speaker 1: all weekend long and you still look cute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But where can you– they can't wear it in
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  Speaker 2: everyday life, the cowboy hat. I think it looks a
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  Speaker 2: little– it gets a little laughable.
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  Speaker 1: I know you can't. And I wish you could because
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  Speaker 1: I do love myself in a– So I got a
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  Speaker 1: black cowboy hat. I have a cream one. I have
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  Speaker 1: a pink one. I have black boots. I have white boots.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have sparkly boots, but I don't think I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do sparkly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. Hook me up. Email me.
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  Speaker 2: It really does. The cowboy hat does hide a lot of,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you can see so many country
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  Speaker 2: Western men wearing who cowboy hat on just like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: good looking. Tim McGraw, Dwight Wilkham. And they take it off.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, who's that guy?
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  Speaker 1: It's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: Like a different person.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's like, I didn't even know that that
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  Speaker 1: was your head shape. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's wild. It's a great, it's a great invention. The
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  Speaker 1: cowboy hat. I would love the cowboy hat to be
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  Speaker 1: an everyday thing.
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  Speaker 2: It is in some places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which I sometimes find like, really? We're going to
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  Speaker 2: wear the cowboy hat in the middle of the afternoon?
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  Speaker 2: And it's just like. In like, just like CVS. But
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  Speaker 2: some people do, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to bring it back. I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to wear it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's a different style.
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  Speaker 1: I had something happen to me. So I was on TV.
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  Speaker 2: Again? Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: I returned to television. And, you know, I went. So
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  Speaker 1: this is what happened. I was just on a very
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  Speaker 1: small part of the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 1: They show this party that Kathy Hilton is showing and
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  Speaker 1: they showed me and they actually wrote my name. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't know that they would feature me. However,
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  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago they emailed me and I know
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  Speaker 1: the Bravo people from them bringing their, um, talent here
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. And they just said, hi, you were at
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  Speaker 1: the Kathy Hilton party. We never had you sign a release.
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  Speaker 1: Will you sign one? So I figured, maybe I'd be
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  Speaker 1: in the background, but I was talking to Denise Richards
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  Speaker 1: for a while. I was talking to Rachel Zoe. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm in a conversation or something, whatever. I wasn't like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't plan a viewing party over it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was, imagine I invite everybody over and I get
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  Speaker 1: like magiatos. And anyway, I, then someone sends it to
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  Speaker 1: me from the East coast and I'm like, oh, okay. That's, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm kind of shocked they gave me my name.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I'm like, I didn't, You know, I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: like I get a lot of respect in the Bravoverse.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Fine.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was made aware over the weekend of
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  Speaker 1: a couple bitches that were being, you know, content creators,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. And this one girl
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  Speaker 1: put on her stories, oh, a paid appearance. Like I
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  Speaker 1: paid to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you paid.
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  Speaker 1: Like I paid to go. First of all, that doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 2: Not that I know of.
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  Speaker 1: For someone to be attending. You cannot pay to attend
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  Speaker 1: a party that's being filmed by Bravo. So that's just
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  Speaker 1: a lie. And second of all, I was just kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, oh my God, do I even have to
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  Speaker 1: defend myself? First of all, I didn't even know it
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  Speaker 1: was being filmed. This is the third time I've gone
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  Speaker 1: to Kathy Hilton's house where it wasn't being filmed. I
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  Speaker 1: came after another event, then walked in, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: I never signed a release because I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: it was being filmed. Done. Saw the girls that were
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  Speaker 1: filming and did enjoy being there because it was the finale.
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  Speaker 1: I did hear them screaming in a corner at each other.
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  Speaker 1: And that was kind of fun to watch from afar
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. I got my free necklace. It was a
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  Speaker 1: Nikki Hilton.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wearing it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little B. It was Nikki Hilton's jewelry line,
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  Speaker 1: which was fun. And it was fine. So anyway, this
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  Speaker 1: girl that wrote this, she's called Melissa from Minnesota. Her
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  Speaker 1: former handle was Heather McDowell Obsessed. Oh, wow. But now
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  Speaker 1: apparently she's Melissa from Minnesota and she, bless her heart,
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  Speaker 1: tries real hard. But the snark just isn't there. And
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  Speaker 1: then Two Cunts on a Zoom, they have a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Is that really the name of it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Two Cunts on a Zoom.
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  Speaker 2: Two Cunts on a Zoom.
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  Speaker 1: They also said on their show in which they have
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  Speaker 1: a producer write down scenes and then they just go
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  Speaker 1: through it to somewhat recap the show that one used
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  Speaker 1: to be on. And then they go... Oh, there was
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  Speaker 1: a jump scare. How did she get there?
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 1: How did she get there? Why is she at these parties?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, bitch. Maybe because I've been in the
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  Speaker 1: business for 30 years. So two cunts on a Zoom.
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  Speaker 2: Two cunts on a Zoom.
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  Speaker 1: Can go fuck off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you said you had a free matcha. I
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  Speaker 2: saw your clip. I did.
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  Speaker 1: I just got a free matcha. I walked in. I'm
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  Speaker 1: making fun of it, too.
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  Speaker 2: Did they give you a free matcha?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You walk in, and they have food and drinks for
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  Speaker 1: the party. Everyone got a free little bee necklace. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty nice.
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  Speaker 2: And you got paid, of course, for the appearance. So
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  Speaker 2: you paid.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't get paid, and I didn't pay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I went, got my necklace, got a couple bites, got
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  Speaker 1: to talk to a bunch of people I knew, like
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  Speaker 1: Denise and- Rachel Zoe and Bose. And, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: know all these people like because I've been doing this
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. Like, sorry that, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: you're like bitter Betty. But like, I really don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was like, it's all my way back from
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills to my normal life, which is I never
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  Speaker 1: even want to leave there.
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  Speaker 2: So who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Well, bitchy. But, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Bravoverse or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Back at it, having fun.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I just read an article today that matcha, the
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  Speaker 2: scientists are saying matcha can stop you from sneezing. Oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have any sneezing issues, drink matcha. And
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  Speaker 2: apparently there's a connection between matcha and stopping.
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  Speaker 1: You from sneezing. Well, I'm glad to hear that it's
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  Speaker 1: not something bad.
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  Speaker 2: No, it says it's okay. It's good.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Air One the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And- i couldn't handle it why not the prices yeah
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  Speaker 1: i just couldn't the the internal monologue i.
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  Speaker 2: Had boot barn how's boot barn's prices great pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking great and so like i i went there and
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  Speaker 1: i went to go i go you know what i'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to get a smoothie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hailey Bieber smoothie was not there.
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't. You could get it, but it's not
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  Speaker 2: on the menu anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going on the iPad thing, and I
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  Speaker 1: am just like, I cannot. I cannot spend the $ 22.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you think they're in on the, like, that's part
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  Speaker 2: of the, they're in on the joke now. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: everyone makes the joke that it's so expensive. Now they're like, well,
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  Speaker 2: we have to be expensive. That's why people are coming
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  Speaker 2: in to see how ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, just to see, like, these people that just,
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  Speaker 1: these kids and these teenagers and the nannies and the
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  Speaker 1: four-year-olds just eating like, like there's no tomorrow. I just,
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I was just like, so then I go, okay, I'll, I'll,
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  Speaker 1: here's one for $ 12. I'll get that. That was like,
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  Speaker 1: it was like lemon and mango and some mint. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do that. It was this big. It was so small.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it was $ 12. And I was like this
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  Speaker 1: little sad thing. And so then I go over for
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  Speaker 1: the lunch and I'm like, not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I'm just going to go eat at home. I
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  Speaker 1: could not, could not handle it. I mean, the internal dialogue,
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  Speaker 1: when people talk about food noise, I'm like, I have
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  Speaker 1: the money noise about the food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Heather, you deserve that. You know, you deserve
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  Speaker 1: to add some salmon to that salad. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that you do. I don't know that you do, Heather.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good way to be. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: What am I saving it for?
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  Speaker 2: You never know. You never know. We were just going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about a story coming up, Meghan Trainor. You
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  Speaker 2: never know. You never know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You got to save. I went out yesterday. We
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  Speaker 2: went out to- First, I'd never go anywhere. Went to
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  Speaker 2: the Century City Mall for a birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: I do love that mall.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's so nice. It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a drop-off birthday party, which is the
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  Speaker 2: greatest thing. Whoever invented these is the greatest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: You mean you don't have to stay with your kid?
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  Speaker 2: You drop them off.
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  Speaker 4: There's enough nannies.
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  Speaker 1: There's enough nannies.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Camp. This place called Camp. They do kids'
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  Speaker 2: birthday parties and stuff. And it was a themed whatever
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  Speaker 2: theme it was. And they just go into the back.
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  Speaker 2: no parents allowed but that's what it always was i
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  Speaker 2: know and.
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  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden it was like no all
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  Speaker 1: the parents stay so now you need a bar well
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  Speaker 1: and i'm like i used to just have a uh
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  Speaker 1: yeah carnival what was the cake caraval caraval cake carvel
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  Speaker 1: carvel cake yeah carvel cake and swimming yeah and everybody
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  Speaker 1: was dropped off yeah for multiple days no i know
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  Speaker 1: they just spend the night it's.
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  Speaker 2: The great we didn't even know what to do with
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  Speaker 2: ourselves they were like come back at six and we're
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  Speaker 2: like Well, what do we do now?
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  Speaker 1: I hope you went to like- We did.
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  Speaker 2: We walked around.
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  Speaker 1: And did you go to like Javier's and have.
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  Speaker 2: A cute lunch? We went to Javier's.
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  Speaker 1: You did?
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  Speaker 2: Thumbs down, kind of. Wasn't overly impressed.
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  Speaker 1: It's overdone now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just sat at the bar and, you know.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you get? I got like some sort of margarita.
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  Speaker 2: No food, though? No, ceviche. It wasn't great. No, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I mean- Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the vibe is nice.
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  Speaker 2: It was fine. Yeah, but the greatest thing ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say this?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's a Juicy Scoop fan, but
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  Speaker 2: I want to thank this woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So I'm standing there with all the school parents
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  Speaker 2: waiting for our daughter to be released from the party.
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  Speaker 2: And we're all just chatting about stuff, you know, traffic and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just small talk. And this woman like breaks
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  Speaker 2: through the whole crowd of people and goes, I just
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  Speaker 2: want to say, Chris Fangio, I'm a huge fan and
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  Speaker 2: shakes my hand. In front of it. And they all
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  Speaker 2: witnessed it. I have been waiting for this moment my
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  Speaker 2: entire life.
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  Speaker 1: I asked you if the people at the school know
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  Speaker 1: that there is a star among them.
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  Speaker 2: They do know.
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  Speaker 1: Now they know.
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  Speaker 2: But they don't know, like, enough. They needed to see it.
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  Speaker 1: They need to see it in action.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, firsthand. I mean, it was about as good a
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  Speaker 2: timing as that's ever happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: The times that that's happened to me, it's usually followed
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  Speaker 1: up by whoever that wonderful, juicy scooper is, then has
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  Speaker 1: a friend and goes, I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: It's my fate, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why is she freaking out? I have no idea who
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  Speaker 1: you are.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. After every show, there's got to be
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  Speaker 2: one asshole.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to get aggressive with me. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: that your friend knows who I am and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know who I am.
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  Speaker 2: What is the psychology behind the person who has to
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  Speaker 2: knock you down a peg?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a woman thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, I get it from a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's because I'm a woman and she's a
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  Speaker 1: woman and that other person's a woman and they're just like,
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why my best friend is fucking excited
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: to meet you.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I'm the best friend.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: It's such a strange thing to say to somebody.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: It's like really aggressive. And I'm like, well, I don't,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to you. Like, how
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: am I going to defend? I'm not lying. Just like
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't lie here to cunts in a Zoom. I
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: did not lie about it. I was fucking invited and
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I went. I showed up because it was a convenient
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: thing to go. And I like a cute pop-up at
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: a gorgeous house. And I like Kathy and Nikki.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: You're all living your life. You're living your life.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Your kids are grown. Why is it just like, oh,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: you fucking thirsty bitch. Yeah. What are you talking about?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: You're free to go out and do what you.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Want to do.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Like, if you got invited, you'd turn it down. Like, whatever.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, in the two cunts defense, they call themselves
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: right up front two cunts. So they're just living up
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Two cunts on a Zoom. They never get together in
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: real life.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Right, right. Oh, that's fun. Anyway. They think you're done
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: for the day, but they don't know about the drawer.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: The drawer. Just the one square before bed. Or two,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: started crying.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dar,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Um here we go finally david was arrested for the
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: murder of celeste yeah the 14 year old girl who
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: was found in the trunk of a car he owns
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: a tesla that he owns now according to his uh
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: people let me just give you the details of it
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: um he was arrested april 16th in the connection of 14,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe how young she was, Celeste Rives Hernandez.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: The girl's body was discovered seven months ago. That's how
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: long this has been going on for. He was under
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: a secret grand jury investigation for months. His lawyers maintain
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: his innocence, stating there was no evidence linking him to
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: the death. So that's what I thought why that wasn't happening,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: is that they had to get everything they could together
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to convince a grand jury that he should be arrested.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: And he has been Arrested and he is currently being
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: held without bail. So he has to stay there.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: They must have something strong. I think they have something strong.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I think what they have is, which is what I've
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: always said, is somebody in his world has turned or
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: given some indisputable evidence that he knew about it, is involved,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: and did it.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: And someone was helped covering it up.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: So it was interesting that the only picture they have
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: of him is him wearing like kind of a sensible blouse,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: which is like a strange picture from a murder suspect.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I've seen the other ones where he actually wore
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: a there's the one from the music video where he's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: dragging a body to a car.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: And one where he has a white T-shirt with bloody
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: handprints on it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Which he sold that shirt to. So that was all
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: before the song came out.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: He should just be arrested for dating a 14-year-old girl. Exactly. Alone, right? Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Weren't they, like, dating or something?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, she was around all the time. But
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the friends thought... He told friends that she was a
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: 19-year-old going to USC.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: So he already knew it was wrong. Yeah. She wasn't
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: lying and saying that. Right. And then I think her parents...
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: just might have you know uh been okay she's like
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a runaway or doing her own thing it wasn't like
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: a cps she's been kidnapped missing yeah they kind of
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: knew she was like hanging out with this older guy
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and i guess i don't know some parents maybe they
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: thought it was cool that he was a big singer
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: i mean yeah it's really sad um sad story this
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: is this showed up on people and it kardashian family
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: chef reveals the number one food influencers are eating at
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: coachella I hope you're watching this on YouTube because the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: photo of this chef and the comments, everybody is like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: if Kris Jenner became a tattooed lesbian, literally looks exactly
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: like Kris Jenner.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And so everybody in the comments were like, wow, like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: what happens when you start working for the Kardashians? Because
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: there was this other guy that was Kylie Jenner's makeup
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: artist that over the years, Started to fill his ass.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Kicked nails. Started to do the makeup. Got the lips.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: And there's something where you just start morphing into them.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Your voice changes like them.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Happened to Bruce. Yeah. Same thing. You know, he started, yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it can happen to Bruce, then you
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: can imagine it can happen to the chef, the makeup artist, everybody.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: You're around it and you're just like, this is what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I want. Right. I can't stop it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Nobody's seen Robin a long time. It's probably Rachel now,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: you know? Who knows?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was pretty amazing. Sabrina Carpenter,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: second week of Coachella, brought out Madonna. And now I've
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: seen different points of view of it and videos yes
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and one was you know a young gay guy when
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: they start to like do the vogue snaps yeah and
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: thank god that young gay guy knows what's about to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: happen because he was like no oh my god oh
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: my god then madonna comes out but i saw a
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: lot of other video where people were kind of like
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: okay Like not as excited.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been reading. I've been reading a bunch
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: of takes on it where people were upset. People our
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: age who are very upset that the crowd is not
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: enthusiastic at all about it. And most of the people
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I heard were upset that everyone's holding up their phones. Everybody.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: And nobody's watching the concert. I mean, they're watching it,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: but through their phones. So they're not clapping along or
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: dancing along. They did like a prayer, I think, together.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: That was the song. So it's a good, you know...
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can see what you're... But also, Madonna,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: as great as we all think she is, she is
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: a generation removed from.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Like two generations removed.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Even more than.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Because I was thinking about it, Like a Prayer was
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a hit song when I was in college.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: So I'm like... That was a really long time ago.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You know, and because I have Gen Z people in
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: my life that came out of me and I've raised,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and I was just with two of them last night,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: my daughter and her boyfriend. And, you know, I'm like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: have you heard of these people?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: You know, no.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: And then, oh, but have you heard of Cameron Diaz? Yes,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I've heard of her.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, wow, okay. You know, like, I forget. But
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: then I remember how my mom would always be like, oh,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Gina Rollins. And I was like, who's Gina Rollins? Like,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: just like these kind of things where I'm like, okay,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I get it. If you didn't live it, why would
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you know it, you know? But, I mean, she wore
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: the same corset that she wore 20 years ago.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Madonna did.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was a flex on her part that
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: she could still fit in it. Some people were like, oh,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: my God, you know, the guy had to hold her
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: hand down the steps. I'm like, as he should. And
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: then I'm like, also, she yes, her face is slicked
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: back and everything. And she looks amazing. But she is
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like 64. Yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: So like.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: She's not going to have the same walk as Sabrina Carpenter.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: No matter how good you look, at a certain point,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: your gait changes.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: The way you walk changes. But I thought it was fun.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like Like a Prayer is a good song
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: that you'd think that they would know. Yeah. And I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: think that they were excited, but, you know... I guess
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: people video film it all the time because I'm like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: this is all the more reason not to film it
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: because it's everywhere. But I think it's because so many
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: of them are influencers or want to get the views.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And they're like, if I'm the one that puts it
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: up first, then that might be the one that picks
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: up and gets 100,000 views.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: As a guy who goes to quite a few concerts,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I take my phone out like once and take a
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: picture and then that's the end of it. I was
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: just a Bruce Springsteen. I was talking about old men,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: old people. The whole crowd's 75. Yeah. Every single person
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: has got their phone out. The whole time.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, even there?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Even there. 75-year-old men the whole time filming the concert.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, what?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: But are you really going to go back and watch it?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: No, that's what I don't understand.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: And why can't you go watch someone else's footage and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself while you're there?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: And what, are you going to show it to other people? Like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: people want to watch your... grainy footage of nine minute
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: long Bruce Springsteen song. Like nobody wants to see that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: It's the same feeling of like, don't film the fireworks.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: No. Or the moon. Take a picture of like the
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: full moon. It never works.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: It never works. It's always like, no matter what.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Why can't you take it?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I get burned every time.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You know why?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Because the moon doesn't exist. They've been lying to us.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: The moon is the sun. Remember that?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: The sun and the moon are the same thing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Same thing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I do remember that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Um, So anyway, I thought it, I would have been
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: very excited.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: You didn't go to Coachella at all, right?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I did not go to Coachella. And then there is
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: this old granny that's, that is going to Coachella taking
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: all these photos. It is all AI. It's not, she's
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: not a real influencer. That's old granny. So it's an
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: old granny that kind of has an old face, but
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: has like a killer body.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And then someone like, you're not talking about Madonna right now.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And so this, So someone said it to me and it's,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: she's in a Coachella outfit and she's walking and people like, wow,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: look at her posture. I'm like, it's not real. Again,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it's an 80. Even if you look good at 80,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you still wouldn't be walking like a 24 year old girl.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So they did this whole AI thing. And then somebody
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: wrote like the different, the different generations, how they react
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to something that's AI. Gen Z is like, it's AI dummy.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Millennials are like, I'm pretty sure it's AI, but I'm
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: still going to like it because I think it's cool.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: And then Gen X is like, this is amazing. I've
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: never seen anything so incredible.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I need to get her skincare routine.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Just fooled away everything. Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber, the whole thing with the YouTube thing. you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: there's been different things I've seen and I'm not really
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: sure of what the truth is, but he sang all
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: new songs at the top. Then he sang with his
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: laptop to his old material when he was young.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: And people think there is a big correlation to him
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: selling his, his whole catalog for 200 million.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And this was sort of a loophole around it that
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: either he didn't have to pay or they wouldn't make
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: money off of him performing. I'm not exactly sure. We've
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: looked into it. And I don't really know.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: But he showed the YouTube clips.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: By doing the YouTube clips, he still owns the YouTube.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So he's singing along with YouTube versus if he just
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: didn't do it with the laptop. This is a theory.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And saying just normal dancing around like he did before
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: he sold the catalog for $ 200 million.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I heard he was good.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I had friends who were there, and they said he
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: sounded great.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's just so likable and entertaining. And this weekend, he... Wait,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go back. He brought up Billie Eilish,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: who has literally been his super fan. Like, it shows
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: her when she's, like, 12 in a video being like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I want to have a boyfriend, but I don't see
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: how I could have a boyfriend unless it's, you know,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber. And what I didn't realize is that Phineas...
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Her brother, Billie Eilish's brother, he wrote Lonely.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I thought Justin Bieber wrote Lonely.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Well, Phineas co-writes with everybody.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I thought... So what was amazing is they
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: said that he couldn't believe how well the lyrics made
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: sense in Justin's life.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And I always thought Justin wrote that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: thought it was about the time that he came on
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Chelsea Lately and he was feeling sick. And they had
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a doctor come shoot him up with a B-12 shot
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: in his butt at 12 so that he could do
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: our stupid show. Because he was like, and I was
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: sick and nobody cared. And I'm like, how the... I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: can't believe he remembers that horrible time, but I don't.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I was sitting next to him dressed as him. I
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: used to play him, and while he got the B-12 shot,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I was sitting next to him dressed exactly like him,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: which is strange. I mean, if it all ends tomorrow,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I have some pretty good stories to tell.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And then I got with Sarah and Jen, and we
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: were old, horny people trying to seduce him in another sketch.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: In skimpy outfits.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know why every time we had nothing else
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: to write, we would just go to, let's just try
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: and fuck them. You know? I remember, I think you
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: were with me in the sketch where they made me
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: try to fuck Miss Piggy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: They did. They wanted you to. And then I think
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: they said no to that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: No, yes. The people from Sesame Street or whatever. The puppet. Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: they were like, no, we can't do that. And we
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: were like, why not?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, because we create.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: We can't sexualize her.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but see, you guys don't realize. Heather is the thirsty,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fame whore, desperate loser. Yeah. Chris is an old, desperate.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Horny, single guy. Playboy or something, yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So he would fuck a Muppet.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah. So I, like, knocked on her. We had, like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: a sketch where we'd be knocking on her dressing room
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: door with flowers, and then they wanted me to go
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: in and hear, like, fig squealing. It didn't happen, everybody.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: We didn't do it, but it was pitched. We had
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: to pitch it to the nerdy puppeteers of Jim Henson's.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And then also they did this thing where they're like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: We need the audience to like either leave the set
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: or we have to set her up because they couldn't.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You couldn't see them dead.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You couldn't see them, their legs. It was a puppet.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Or no, I know what it was. They had to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: put like a black sheet around it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Around it, yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So then when the time came for the interview, the
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: black sheet, and she was seated there, you know.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: And then we had to. manipulate the chairs. Remember we
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: had to cut a hole in the chair so the
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: guy could go underneath the chair?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Upper vagina.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: It was so wild. And it was Kermit too. They
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: go both there. We had two of them.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's weird that they were against you because Kermit was,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I thought Kermit and Miss Piggy were a couple. No.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Well, they were a couple, I believe, but never married.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: And also, if you remember, Miss Piggy was like a
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: very highly sexualized. Remember she would always want to have
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: sex with Kermit? And he was always the one who
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: was like, absolutely not. I'm dumb. Nobody's.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: But Bert and Ernie, they fucked.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, who knows? But didn't they come out
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: recently and say, yeah, they were- I think.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: They did finally say, I think that they were like
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a couple.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Or they're just roommates that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Did you used to watch Sesame Street?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I loved Porky Pig's Wife.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But that's not Sesame Street. And that's a cartoon.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And I liked Miss Piggy's look.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Petunia Pig.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And I liked Miss Piggy's look. Yeah. Because I liked
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of hair. I liked glam.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I hear you.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And so like, she was by far like my favorite.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't like the old people that went to the opera.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: The old man.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like the one that looked like Donatelli's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Versace sister.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one. Remember that one that has
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a face like that and the lips?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes, yes.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I only liked Piggy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: What about Big Bird? Wasn't that one, too?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: No, that was Sesame Street.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying. Sesame Street.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: This wasn't Sesame Street.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, Miss Piggy was Sesame Street.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Isn't she a mupper?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, Henson, that guy.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: That created- Oh, they're different than Sesame Street? Yes.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: There's the guy by the last name of Henson.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jim Henson.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Jim Henson created all the Muppets. I just know people
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: are in their car knowing all the facts. They're losing
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: their minds.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Prepare. Well, you know what?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: We didn't prepare.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: You don't know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: We were not. When we sat down today, I did
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: not think we'd get into when Chris was forced to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: try to have sex with Miss Piggy in a comedic
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: way with Miss Piggy. And the powers that be on
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Miss Piggy's team said no. No.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Like, we are not going to subject her to daybreak.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: The things we had to pitch to people, I mean,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: seeing the shocked look on some of their faces sometimes
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: when we would go pitch to them, they're like, oh, no,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I won't do that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why not?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: We are horrible every day.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Anyway, then, oh, this was interesting. This guy, there's a
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: fake Justin Bieber rep who pulled off a bold 200,000
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Coachella versus Evie rental heist. So this guy, this was
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: like very weird. He used the singer's name to orchestrate
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the theft of four Moki electric vehicles. Those are the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: kind of cute like.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little cars.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that this follows a trend of Bieber imposters. You
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: being one of them.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I was one, yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Notably, a French impersonator named Dylan Descartes. recently duped a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas nightclub into giving him 10 grand bar tab
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: and stage time before being caught.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I remember that one.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: So when he goes and acts like him and then
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: they're like.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: He went on stage and people were buying it. They
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: were like, you see the video of it. It's wild.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. People are going crazy in the audience. He
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: doesn't even look that much like Bieber. They're like, how
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: are they fooled by this?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: But you could sing like him or something.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, I'm Justin Bieber. He got a VIP table.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: They give him 10 grand and he left. did a
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: couple songs and walked out. Okay.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: What about, did you see Ice Spice, the singer? This
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: is so weird. So it's surveillance videos. She's just at
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a McDonald's with her friend. She's wearing sweats. And this
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: girl who must have recognized her, who is a fan
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: slash hater, comes up and they're sitting in the booth
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: and she's kind of trapped.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: And the girl's like leaning over her, being like, talking
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to her with her fingers. And she's, And I spice
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: is like, what are you? I don't know you. Like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? And then she leans over and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: she goes and hits ice spice. And then I spice
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: just goes at her. Yeah. And it's just amazing to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: me because I'm like, I know this might be a shock.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I've never been in a street fight.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: No, I couldn't. I couldn't see that. I couldn't see
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: you in a street fight.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I've never been in a street fight. So I think
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: if someone just went and did something like that, I
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: would just crowd. I wouldn't know. I don't know if
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: my instinct would even be to fight back. I think
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'd be so incredibly shocked. I mean, the only time
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I was slapped was when Chewie hit me.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: And I was so shocked. Yeah, but not in real life.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It was part of a bit. Let's not.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It was a real ass slap, though.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I know, but yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was coming.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't know it was coming.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: But that's like the only time. And I'm just kind
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: of like, oh my God. And I was just like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I certainly didn't think to slap him back. That would
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: have been better.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Wow. Did you see this?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I did see it. It was crazy. It was shocking.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: And then- When they went outside, they kept fighting.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes running over. Ice Spice runs over, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: she uses the tables. It's like she runs over the
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: four table. It was amazing. I'm just weirded out by
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: people who dine in at McDonald's. That was my takeaway
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: from it. I'm like, why are they dining in? You
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: take McDonald's to go, and you eat it in your
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: car like everyone else. sad and lonely in your car.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I think that you can eat in
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: at certain In-N-Outs, and that's kind of cute.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Or what's the other one that has the burgers that
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like people go to? Also, they give you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: free peanuts. Five Guys.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Five Guys.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like that one you could go eat in.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But dining in in certain establishments is weird to me.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: It's even weird to me they call it a dining room.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: The dining room is open. I'm like, dining room? Where's that?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't even know how the story ended, but
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I hope she's okay.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: It was a fight, and she joked about it the
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: next day. She talked about it and said she had
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: a pretty good take on it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Meghan Trainor, by the way, this wig is really awful.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: The wigs are awful.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought that up. I want to talk
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: about this. I believe, I just watched this movie. I
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: don't know if anyone's seen it. It's called Song Sung Blue.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, I've not seen it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I know you hated my last movie recommendation. I'm going
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: to give you this recommendation now, and I want you
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: to immediately text me the moment or while you're watching
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: it to let me know what you think. First of all,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I was on a plane, so there's that. Okay. It's
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: the cheesiest movie I think I've ever seen in my life.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I want to know your take on it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: She was nominated for an Oscar.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: She was nominated for an Oscar for it. I don't
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: know how or why. Hugh Jackman's in it as well.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: They play a couple, it's a true story. They play
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: like a Neil Diamond.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Cover band people.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Cover band people.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And apparently, I guess they got big in Milwaukee or something.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: But they make it seem like people are going berserk
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: for a Neil Diamond cover band. Yeah. And then it
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: just gets so dark and takes so many weird turns.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: At one point, Kate Hudson loses her leg and they
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: have a, like a, you know, like a prosthetic on her.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: But it's the worst prosthetic ever. It looks like a
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: loaf of bread. Because they show it a couple times.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: The prosthetic?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But she's like lying in bed. Anyway... My point
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: is this.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Wait, how did she lose her leg?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: She got hit by a car. And she got hit
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: by a car twice in the movie.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: And I guess in real life.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I had to look it up. I'm like, is this real?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: And she was hit by a car twice?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't read that far into it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I was so infuriated by the whole thing.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: So you didn't think it was good? No.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: It's so cheesy. I'm curious to see what people think.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I know some people wrote me.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I know some people really love it. I mean, okay,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it now. But is there an
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: awful wig in it?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Wigs in movies have.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Gotten so bad. I don't know when that became a thing.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: So bad.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I think someone started it, Nicole Kidman, and everyone else
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute. If we can just do
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a wig, I can protect my own hair, and we
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: can all save an hour and a half. And then
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the makeup hair person is like, well, I can save
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of time too. And then it matches. Cause
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that's always a thing. Like when I did white chicks,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: like I had this updo and then we had to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: do it another day. And like, they really had to
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: like take photos of everything so that it all matched.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: So it's like, If it's just a wig, you have
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: no problem matching it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: But whoever was making wigs at one time in Hollywood
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: was fantastic, I think. And now they must have died
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: or quit because every wig I see. Once I see
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: a wig movie like Hugh Jackman trying, you know, in
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: a wig, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out on any
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: bad wig.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But were there characters wearing wigs because they were being impersonators? No.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: But, of course, Kate Hudson, it's like an 80s movie,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: so she's got a bad 80s wig on. And it's all.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: By the way, I just saw a clip of an
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: old movie, like on TikTok, called Le Divorce or something,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: in which Kate Hudson plays a... It looks pretty juicy,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: by the way. It's a long time ago, where she
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: plays like a mistress of this guy. And she's wearing
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a wig in that, too. And it's like the bang wig.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: And I just feel like whenever it's a bang wig, Also,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: because this is too hard to... Very few people could
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: actually make their bangs lay like that. Yeah. It almost
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: has to be a wig. I think she is a
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: fan of wigs. Okay.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be true.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And I think that's kind of her thing.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like, when she does movies, she's just like, get me
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: a wig.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: So we don't have to waste our time on this.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been some bad ones lately in movies. That's
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: all I'm saying. It's really taken me out.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So this is Meghan Trainor, and it looks like a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Halloween costume.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I thought it was when it first popped up. And.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the wig is so bad and you know, she's, the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: biggest thing is that she was, I ain't no size
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: two and now she is a size two. So people
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: feel that that's what's going on with her life is
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: that her, they, they're so mad that she got thin.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: They had to like make sure that something wasn't going right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: And she canceled her tour. She had a big tour.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Canceled her tour and then immediately sold her house for $ 6. 8
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: million and, In Encino. Now, originally it was priced at
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: 12 million, which is probably too high, but that's quite
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: a slash. I don't know if it was up for
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: a year and it went from 12 to 10 to 8,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and then finally... But to do it right after we cancel,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: right before we cancel the tour, she just had a baby.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: So she's like, I want to spend time... You know,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: J-Lo did the same thing. I want to spend time
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: with my two 18-year-olds.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ticket sales are a week.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: And I think it's one of those things where, yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: this happens, you know, where you're like, I committed to this,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: but The sales aren't good. I want out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to do it. How do we
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: get out of this? And it's perfect if you're a mother.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I just want, I want to see one guy go,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I'm canceling my comedy tour. I just need to spend
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: more time with my five-year-old daughter.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: You're about to see it. I might do it in
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. You think I want to go
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: to these places I go? Absolutely not. I'll tell you people,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I don't cancel. I was in Buffalo last week in
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: front of, you know, 42 people. I'm there.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I know, exactly. But I don't know. What do you say?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's always just like a combo of a
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: few things. Could she still do the tour? Yes. Could
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: they push it and try to sell it? Yes. But
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: she probably wasn't feeling it. The other theory, which is
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: just alleged, is is she getting ready to get divorced,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: which I hope is not the case. And then by
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: selling the house and then not going on tour, she
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: could do a settlement with him. And then, and then
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: in like two years go on tour. And I don't
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: think he would have access to that money from the tour.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I know another person who filed for divorce before big
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: things happened for them too. And got this and got
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: all nice and settled with the, with the partner who
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: didn't make as much money. And then was like, and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: then that person's like, great. And then, you know, Two
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: years later is like, oh, shit.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I should have hung in there, you know, or I
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: should have, you know, not accepted the settlement or whatever.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't know that she's that
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: big of a star.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: No, I think.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: And if she can't sing, I ain't no size two.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That's their main song.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: What about all about that bass? Is that the same song?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: That's about not being a size two.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: So she had to get that one off her set
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: list because she is a size two.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, nothing against Meghan Trainor. I'm sure she's fine. But, like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: tickets prices now are like $ 250. And they're like, are
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: her fans that passionate? And it was big venues, I think.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It was like arenas. And they're like, she's not selling
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: out arenas. Just no way.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's why Coachella and Stagecoach do
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: do well.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Because it is expensive, but the youth gets to, like,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: have a three-day experience. or whatever age you are and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: get to see so many different people live and like
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: really have an experience versus just getting in a car,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: going to parking and seeing one show and also spending
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a thousand bucks, you know?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I go now, I go to these eighties, like five
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: eighties bands play and they all have like four hits.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: So they'll play just those four hits. And I'm not kidding.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: They actually put them on like a giant lazy Susan.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: And this is, it's the funniest thing. And they'll finish their, like,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Flock of Seagulls will finish High Rant. And then they'll
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: start moving. And Adam Ant will come next.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: The round thing.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: And it just keeps, it's like a Lazy Susan.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: They did that at Fire Aid.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, they did?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: That's the greatest.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Fire Aid still.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, you don't got to wait around too
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: long for, like, this is the new one.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, shit.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: They're like. Just as soon as they see it, they
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: just move it around. On to the next one.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Well, just to remind everybody, at FireAid, they raised over
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: $ 100 million and not one fire victim got a dollar.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Just to remind you anyway.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Just to remind you. Okay. I want to talk about
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: this weird thing that's going on. Welcome to Conspiracy Fun
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: with Chris and Heather. Former top nuclear officials say feds
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: are likely to uncover some crazy stuff about the 11
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: missing and or dead Yeah. Okay. So these scientists all
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: had to do something with, oh wait, I have it
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: right here.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: A bunch of different things.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Here are all the people.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Monica went missing and she's an Aeroface engineer at
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: the Air Force Base. She vanished during a hike in
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: LA County on June 25th. That's pretty weird. Yeah. In LA.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Melissa, Casey says, I don't know if I'm saying it right.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: She was from the Los Alamos National Laboratory employee. She
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: disappeared in June of 25 after leaving her phone behind.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: A lot of them never took their phone or their keys.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: There was this general named William Neal McCasland. He's just missing.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: He's a retired Air Force official, formerly linked to unidentified
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: aerial phenomenon, meaning like the alien stuff research. He disappeared
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: from New Mexico in February of 26, and he left
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: behind his phone and wallet. Then there was this other guy, Nuno. Nuno,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: he was a MIT nuclear physicist. He was shot in
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: December 2025. No one knows who shot him.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It was all around the same month.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one knows who shot him. Then this other
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: person was also shot in 2026, Carl Gilmer. Jason Thomas,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and he was an astrophysicist. Jason Thomas, he's deceased. He
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: was found in Massachusetts Lake on March 18th. in March
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: of 2026 after vanishing. So he disappeared and they found
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: him dead in a lake. And then Frank Maywald, he's deceased.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: He was a NASA GPL. This is all within a
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: couple years. And then Steven Garcia, he was a national
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: nuclear security. I don't know how he died. And then
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: this researcher, Amy Estridge, her 2022 death was by suicide,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: but it's actually being reexamined. Yeah. And, Anyway.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So what are they saying?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Because they are different fields.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: But they all have to do with aerospace engineering or
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: alien stuff. Oh. So do they all know stuff?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: About aliens?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: About anything that is. But now they say that they
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: are going to investigate. Like FBI is going to investigate.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: So then, I don't know. I mean, it's weird. I mean,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: it's one thing if it was like three people. It's 11.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And it's all like top people and maybe three of
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: those you could take out of the equation. It's still eight.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Do you think, do you think that we went and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: flew behind the moon and all that? Or now do
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you not think we did that either? The Arbitus.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, of course I see the things online, you know, but.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think we did Arbitus? Yeah, sure.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I always say yes until I'm proven otherwise, you know,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: which is probably the wrong way. These days, I think
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: that's the wrong way to go through life. You know,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, yeah, we were right. See, I told you.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: About us not going or going.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I always say, yeah, I'm sure they went. Absolutely. But
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I don't, what do I know?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know either.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: And I just don't, I don't want to go. To
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: the moon? I don't want to be fingered by Katy
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Perry up space.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Wow.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: She was cleavage. She cleavage fingered someone.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I remember she also.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Made out with that guy. Remember how bad that was?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Or she was super horny when she was doing like
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: American Idol with him.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: And then the Ruby Rose.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Ruby Rose.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she brought it out, but now she's like, I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it anymore.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Ruby Rose had that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: That she was... She said she put her vagina in
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: She said disgusting vagina.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Disgusting vagina.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I guess she's, I guess she's seen other vaginas and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't think it's a good one. But anyway, she's an astronaut. So,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: you know, you're saying something mean about an astronaut. Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Just when she thought that had died down, because that
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: was about a year ago and she got a lot
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: of heat for that. And it first seemed to be
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: dying down. And then Ruby Rose comes out and says,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: she's got a disgusting vagina. She's like, wow, I mean,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I can't win these days. No.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Well, remember that whole thing and how it like, and
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: then they opened the door and then they had to
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: shut it so that Jeff Bezos could open it for them.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Like he's like saving his girlfriend.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: For his big boobed wife to come out.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, so many things have happened, like, in just, like,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the last, like, year. It's, like, crazy.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: This is why I just go home and I, I mean,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: it's bizarro world. And I don't know. It's like you
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: were saying about AI. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Like,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: did it happen? What do I know? You know, I
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: don't know anything. Did they go to the moon? That's
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: the strange thing about the moon. You know, the first
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: landing was in, wait, 1969? Yeah. And we haven't done
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: it again in 50 years. I'm never saying this one.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: was to get them closer. In two years, they'll land
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: on the moon. I'm like, why can't they just land
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: on the moon again? They did it in 1969. I
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: would imagine that things have developed where they can make
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: it much easier.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: And then wasn't there something weird that happened like two
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: years ago where they're like, what you don't know is
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that the astronauts from India just went there. Remember that?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? I don't know.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I hadn't heard that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I just kind of was like, okay. Again, so what
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: if we go to the moon? What is the point?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think for people who are into
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: that sort of thing.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: It's pretty exciting. Okay. So you went to the moon.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, is there a Ritz-Carlton there? What's the point?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Not yet. Give it time. There'll be a, you know.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I like sunny, beautiful days. So I don't want to be,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: even if there's stars, I don't want to be in
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the dark. No. Which outer space is dark.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: In certain parts of it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Isn't it dark all the time?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I guess there's a dark side of the moon, according
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: to Pink Floyd. But I don't know. I don't know.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not really that type of person. I wish I was.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I wish I had some answers for you.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Well, this is exciting. Anne Hathaway bought the rights to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: a novel about a trad wife. We always talk about
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: these trad wife influencers. that are like making their own
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: sourdough bread, which I'm always like, which is weird because
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: my dad used to always say, the next best thing
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: is to slice bread because there was a time when
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you had to make your own bread. And then it
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: was pretty exciting to go to a store and have
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: the bread ready to go and sliced.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Now you got to make your own bread. So this
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: trad wife influencer wakes up, according to this novel that
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: will now be a movie, in 1855 and has to
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: actually live the life that she's been selling online.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: What a juicy genius.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Fun. Fun idea.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Book idea.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I want to read this book. I made sure that
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: this was real because I was like, this just sounds
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: like something that someone can make up.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: And if it's not real, make it real because it's
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: a great freaking idea. The trad wife thing is just
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: so weird. There was this influencer who, unfortunately, her child's fine.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: But I came across my feed. I'm like, who is this?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: So I looked it up. She's a young mom with
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a few kids.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: And big following. And she... backed up and hit her son. Oh,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: he's going to be okay.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: First of all, but he's little. And then she did
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: a post, a slideshow post, um, of like 13 photos.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: And it's just one photo of her holding her little
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: boy's hand all wrapped up and in the hospital. And
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: then she wrote all that happened about how she backed
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: up on him. And yeah, it's so scary. And all
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: these people are like, Okay, so you're at the hospital
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and your kid is there and you're like, let me
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: take a photo. And now let me do the writing
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: on the photo, put it in the carousel, 13 things. Yeah. Just,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: And that's because she's an influencer.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Because she's an influencer. She has to.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: And it's like, God. And I mean, it's really, I mean,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: it's just like these women, I feel like they get
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: stuck in this world. And then they passed a law
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: in Tennessee that you cannot feature your kids on your
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: social media anymore for profit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of countries are banning social media from anyone
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: under like 16.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: And some of these big influencers that had moved from
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: different places and gone to Nashville because it's fun and
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: it's cute.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And they were living their whole life exploiting the kids
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and making the sourdough bread. like three of them the
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: same week that this law passed listed their homes.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: So that they could move to a state that where
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: they can still do, so they can still feature the kids.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't get that whole, I mean,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: but whatever. I'm an old, you know, step aside old timer.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I have to, that's the way I live
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: my life now. Just step aside old timer. It's not
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: your world anymore. Go and die. I mean, kind of,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: you know, more or less. It's just let it happen.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I've always said, I think it's something that, You get
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: hooked into and then just like anything, like you could
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: hate your job working for NASA and know that people
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: are getting missing and killed. But you're like, I've got
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: three more years before I get my retirement and I'm
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: just going to like keep working. I think the same
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: thing could happen. except that it's your kids and their
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: life and you're exposing them to pedophiles online. But I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: think it's the same thing, is where you started something
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: fun with good intentions, it became really successful. Now this
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: is how you live your life. And you're like, I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: don't know how to stop it. So we have to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: sell the house, move to another state.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: So I can put my kids back.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can put my kids back so I can
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: keep filming them when they have a cold. Yeah. You know,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: cause I interviewed this other person who's done a whole
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: series on it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: She was probably videotaping herself when she backed over the
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: kids before we do it. Some like, you know, so.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Many people do things in their car because I think
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: they realize those do better versus than just sitting there
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: and telling a story.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: You always think about that. Yeah. Lipstick on makeup. You
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: have to eat.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You have to, you know, um, have the sounds of
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: putting the makeup, but like, and then tell your story. And,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and a lot of it is driving and like ranting. Yeah.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I see a lot of people doing lives from their
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: car driving.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like that's real bad. Yeah. The
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: moment I take my eyes off the road, I go
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: right off the road. I don't know. Maybe I just
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: have bad balance or something. I can't, I try to
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: text for a second and I'm, I'm off the road.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Well, good. You shouldn't, you shouldn't. Um, There is, Diet
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Prada featured this because they were, like, into all the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: comments that came. There is a new Hallmark original movie
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: called All's Fair in Love and Mahjong. And, you know,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: it's about some women playing Mahjong.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Mahjong. Right?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, am I saying it wrong? Mahjong.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Mahjong. Which is... Has been around for a long time,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: but it's really taking over with women, especially like my
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: age but younger.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: You're saying celebrities now.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Celebrities, Julie Roberts loves it. And it really, I've done
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: it twice. It is, I'm going to have to do
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a lot more to understand the game.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: But it is really fun because it's all these really
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: cute tiles and you match the tiles in a pattern
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to win. Right. And you can kind of talk and
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: it keeps you thinking and it's just like, The feeling
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: of the tiles, all of it is a really girly thing.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: And it originally was, I guess, from China. is where
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: it originally started. But I always heard it, women playing
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it like it, you know, in the Jewish communities in America, like,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you know, in older women. And now it's like infiltrating
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: all different kinds of women who like it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: My mother has been playing Mahjong for 50 years. I mean,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: every single day, her whole life, still doing it.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: So she's got her friends.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, now she's doing it online. She's got her own
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: thing going on.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: She's been killing it forever.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Well, they, people are up in arms for it. Oh, no.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Because there aren't enough Asians in the movie.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You got to put a few in there.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Just a name alone.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: No, there is one Asian.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, where? I don't see her in the picture.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's in the post. I think
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: this girl is a little bit Asian. Oh.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: You better be sure of that.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's your typical story of the
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: girl likes Mahjong and then a really cute contractor that
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't look anything like any contractor that you come to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: your house that has a shirt tucked in, a belt
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: that fits, jeans at the waist, smelling fresh and delightful,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: actually shows up, doesn't leave your project mid-time.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She comes back the next day. Yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Stage within budget. Like anyway, they fall in love while
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: she's playing it, whatever it's Hallmark. But I just thought
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: it was funny. Cause then I thought, well, maybe there'll
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: be some different thoughts in this article about people being like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Oh God, just watch it or not. No, everybody was
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: still like, does Hallmark have no shame? I'm like, so what?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Like, what are we worked with this one lady.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Right if you're doing if they're really reflecting a story
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: that happened in town and these women yeah are playing
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: it because they like it like yeah what are we
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: supposed to do like you're not allowed to play the game.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like hallmark kind of like ai must be
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: letting hallmark write their scripts now or something this feels.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: That's what the comeback is about is that she gets
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: on a sitcom that's written by ai oh really And
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: it's really funny, especially if you kind of know the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: ins and outs of AI. It's like we're dying watching it,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: like how they come up with the jokes and everything.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that show we were on called Punchline?
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: That was the woman who hosted Punchline, Melissa Peterman. She's
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: in Mahjong, loving Mahjong.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, so anyway, Jennifer Aniston, they said in your post,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, suddenly... subtly reacts after ex-husband, Justin Theroux. Oh,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: by the way, last week, um, I mispronounced the former
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: prime minister of Canada.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: He's a Theroux.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: No, he's something else. Trudeau.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Trudeau. That's right.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I said Theroux.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Justin Trudeau. I, right.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I said Justin Theroux when I talked about Katy Perry
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: dating him and fingering people.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Or fingering their cleavage. Sorry. Anyway, um, So that was
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: an Anna Kendrick story, allegedly. Anyway, people were really mad
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: at me about that. Anyway, so Justin and she were
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: married back in the Chelsea days. They were very cute.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: They were a newish couple. They got married. They got divorced,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: and he is 54. Aniston is 57. He's 54. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: he had a new baby, his first baby, with his wife,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: who is like in her 30s. So he's like 20
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: years older than her. And he took a photo of
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: him shirtless with the newborn. Did you do that when
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: your baby was born?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: They make you do it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: They make the husbands take off the shirts.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some skin-to-skin.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Thing, yeah. Did you skin to skin before your wife
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: skin to skin?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: No. No, I don't think so. I think it was
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: her first, then me.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I think Peter held both babies before me.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't remember.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Just because it's like they're taking care of me and
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: then they're like here to the baby. Yeah. But our
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: kids are older, so he didn't have to get all shirtless.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and all that. But anyway, so her reaction was that
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: she liked it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: She liked the picture.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: She looked at the photo.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I almost think that someone in her social media world
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: is like, your ex just had a baby, just like it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Just like it. And then that way no one's going
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: to say, why didn't you like it? Cause you knew,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you know, they're always making such a big deal about
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: her love life, her exes, whether she was pregnant, pregnant
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: with trip, all the times people thought she was pregnant.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: And so for him to have a child and then
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you wonder, well, is that.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: For like friendly exes though or something? Don't they? Aren't
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: they the ones that we still get along?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: She is so into her, um, hypnotist life coaching boyfriend that,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: she's happy.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, if that isn't like, if she wasn't Jennifer
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Aniston and it was your mom, your 57 year old
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: mom dating a life coach, who's a hypnotist, you would
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: be calling all your siblings and you'd be like, we
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: need to get her into a conservative intervention.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: We need to make sure that we have complete access
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: of all of her money before this hypnosis takes all
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: of our mother's money.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Like, but because she's Jennifer Aniston, everyone's like, good for you.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: So she's like, oh, great. Justin had a baby. I'm
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: done with that. She did recently talk about it, how
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: she said she just wanted to have her own baby.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: So when it didn't work out, she did go through
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: fertility and treatments and everything. And then when she, it just,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: she just never wanted to adopt.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Which is people, which I think it was kind of
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: good to be honest about that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: You know, like.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: So then Michael Jackson has his, this is the Michael
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: biopic and it divides the family. So the new Michael
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Jackson movie is, um, it's on track to make $ 60
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: million when it opens next weekend. And the movie star,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: it's Michael's nephew, Jafar Jackson. And, um, his proud, his
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: sons are Prince. I remember blanket.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Now he goes by Biggie.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Biggie blanket. Was his last name Blanket? No, Blanket.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: There's no Blanket in it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's not Blanket anymore.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: No, they just called him Blanket because he was a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: baby in a blanket. Oh, okay. Remember when he dangled him?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder how he feels now when he sees that
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: dangling video.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Because he almost dropped him.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: He really almost did.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he hit his foot on the railing.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Because it was kind of like in a slippery thing.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: And anyway, they're happy about how much money it's going
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to make. But Paris has issues with it. I don't
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: know what her deal is. They all have a lot
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: of money. The kids are taken care of.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Did they get the money? Did they get the Michael
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Jackson money?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Paris has allegedly called the movie dishonest regarding certain aspects
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: of her father's life leading to the legal friction with
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the estate and forcing reshoots. Now, I think, I'm guessing...
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: If the nephew is playing him.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: It's not going to go into any.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: We're not going to get into Neverland and all. And like,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: we're not going to see the scenes where he, his
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: plus ones for were, you know, 18 month relationships with
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: two different 10 year old boys.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Webster and.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Buying rings.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: At a jewelry store.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: He had Webster. He had the monkey.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Bubbles.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Bubbles. He had Brooke Shields. Yeah. Right.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And so I think it's going to be.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Didn't they get married, Brooke Shields and him?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: No, she recently said they never even, like, did anything together.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I remember they kissed at the VMAs or something.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: No, he kissed Lisa.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Marie Presley and they did get married.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I meant, yes.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Lisa Marie Presley.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if they ever had sex. She
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: did say, like, it was on Oprah, she said, no,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: it was a real marriage. But he was, I felt
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: like he was like Lamar Odom in that he just
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: wanted to marry her to, like... not only looked like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: he liked women, but also to say, I married the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: king of rock, and now I'm the king of pop.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: And she.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Was just kind of fucked up and said yes.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: So where does this movie go to? Does it go
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: to like.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a real movie theater.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know. It's going to be
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: a big movie. I'll see it. But does it stop
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: at Thriller? Does it go beyond that?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you exactly what it's going to be.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to predict. Okay.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Every time I've seen a movie about Michael Jackson, they
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: are obsessed with the Pepsi commercial.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: The Pepsi fire.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Because as they should, because apparently that's when he kind
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: of got addicted to painkillers.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: And then that kind of changed the trajectory of like
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the rest of his life. I mean, it's like there's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: so much that you could do, but I think because
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: the family's behind it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe they'll touch on the accusations.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: But it's going to be presented that if you ever
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: believed that he was a perpetrator, you'll leave going, oh,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: my God, he definitely was not. Like, they'll show whatever
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: they can to make you realize that, you know, he'll
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: be like, what? That little boy's parents is suing me?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: That's strange. I told her. You know, like, they'll make
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: it that, oh, my God, yes, the little boy's parents
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: were thirsty for money. They set it up. Like they're
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: going to present it that you won't believe it. Because
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: there's a whole online campaign going on right now trying
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: to prove that he was not a pedophile in any way.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Well, that's always been the case, right? People say yes,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: people say no. I mean, I've seen all that.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I just don't.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Documentaries and everything.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: It's like literally everybody will tell their kids, no adult
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: needs to ask a child for help.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: So someone comes to your child and says, would you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: like to help me find my puppy? Yeah. You know,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: it went under the car. Can you help me find it?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: So you ask a little child. Yeah, I can help you,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: you know. So why would any adult want to hang
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: out with young kids that aren't their own?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: For sleepovers? I mean, we will remember the video of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: him being like, I just don't think there's anything sweeter
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: than a little boy sleeping. Well, you give them a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: little warm milk. First of all, who wants warm milk?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Never understood that. A little piece of little warm milk. What?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Put on the twinkling lights.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: He had an amusement park at his house. You know,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: that was right there. It was like a little weird. Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And then people were like, well, that's because he didn't
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: have a childhood. Well, there's a lot of kids that,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: you know, entered child labor, you know, that had to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: like work, you know, in factories and stuff.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: They don't have a Ferris wheel in the backyard. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, I watched The Neverland, and I watched it
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: happen in real life. And he could be a wonderful
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: father to you, and he could be a wonderful person
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: to everybody around him.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I believe he liked young boys.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think that's, yeah, everybody.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: And I mean, no, I don't think everybody. I think
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: people will be writing me, trust me, being mad that
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I'm even... You know, whatever.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: It is strange, though, because if it was anybody else
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: with the accusations, if he worked at Target and the
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: same accusations, people are like, absolutely. But the fact that
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: he just hits songs, is that why.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: People don't believe it? Well, the same thing's happening with
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Melissa Gilbert's husband. What's his name?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Timothy Busfield.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Yes. It's the same thing, is that when... A young
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: child comes and accuses a really rich, powerful person of something.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: The only defense is you have shit poor parents. Yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That are making you lie and doing this so that
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: they can get a money grab. Yeah. I mean, if
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you want to believe that, you can. But the other
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: part is it happened.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: And then someone is like, well... Luckily for you, the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: guy that touched your kid doesn't work, you know, selling
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: hot dogs. He's really rich and it's never going to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: take the pain away, but at least maybe you guys
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: can like have money for therapy in a nice house. Like,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: And so then you're like, okay, fine. Yeah, let's, you're right.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I did get fucked over. Yeah, I should go do
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: this and go after them. But it's always going to
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: be the excuse that, Same with a woman going after
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: a powerful man. Oh, she's this lazy gold digging bitch.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: And you're like, do you really think sometimes it can happen? Sure.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But do you really think people would go this long
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: of a thing and put their kids through?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah. But, um, you know, it, well,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: you see the movie, I get to see the movie.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Probably, because I want to see the scene of the fire.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I loved the original made-for-TV movie about that Angela Bassett
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: played the mom.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: And I can't remember who played the dad.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from Welcome Back, Connor. He was Boom
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Boom Washington in Welcome Back, Connor.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: And it was really like Jackson 5. It really went
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: up just to like when he broke off from the family. Yeah.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: And it was like he, the dad was so mean
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to them and they had like, and I remember he
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: had like a little rat that was his only friend. And,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you know, it was just really sad. And then they
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: realized like, oh my God, he's so good. And then,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: but also how like, Diana Ross, like, took an interest
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: in him because he was like cuter and younger yeah
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the other ones were like 17 and grown and it
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: was just like well you know and just how cute
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you know everyone just fell in love and just how
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: mean he was about making them work. And it's like,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: he was the modern day trad wife.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Joe, Joe Jackson.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Joe Jackson was the modern, it was today's modern day
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: trad wife influencer. That's just like, yeah. Putting out the
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: kids for money and then like, can't stop even when
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: like she was, and then, uh, and then, and then
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: it was like a terrible cheater and, Yeah.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: I just hope they have the scene where, remember he
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: did that Martin Bashir interview?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Well, that's where he says that. And he was in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: the tree. Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: He went up to the tree house. Come on up.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: It's fun to climb trees. And Martin Brashear's interviewing him
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: from the tree.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: And then they go to that furniture store that still exists.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite part. When he just keeps pointing out
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: ugly statues. He goes, I'll take it. I'll take that.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: And then they found out that he never paid or
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: never came back for it. I don't know if he
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: took it and never paid or just never came back
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: for it. The person's getting all excited about their commission.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: They're like, your gold. He's like, I.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Finally sold that 12-foot gold eagle. Who bought it? Michael Jackson.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: And he never came back.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I remember at Mason Disick's first birthday.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Chris and at the time Bruce were there. And we
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: rode on the Neverland Ranch carousel.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, you went to... No, they... They had it shipped?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: It was in a place where you could rent it
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: and bring it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: And the very famous event planner got it. Yeah. And
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is so interesting because the girls...
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: One of the girls, Courtney, had dated one of the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: three Ts. Remember they started a band called the Three Ts?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Tito had three sons.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: And that was her boyfriend. And so they spent their, like,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: one of their Kim or her 16th birthday at Neverland.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: And were on the carousel there. And then cut to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Courtney's son's first birthday. We're on the carousel.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: And then at my school... one of the three, that
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: same three, one of the teas, his kids went to St.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Mel's and we had a carnival. And then that fucking
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: carousel was there again. Really? And they also had a
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson impersonator. And I also thought that was all
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: so weird. And I'm like, yeah, no one ever puts
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: like two and two together. Maybe we do like the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Tom Petty.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Round or something. He doesn't have a carousel. Tom Petty's
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: no fun.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I always thought they should just because they mentioned living
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: in Reseda.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: It's a long day. Yeah, great song.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Down Ventura Boulevard. So I get so excited. Speaking of
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the Valley, Calabasas Confidential Netflix reality series starting May 29th.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: And it is about, it's kind of like, there's a
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: show called Gen Z on Bravo. No, Next Gen on Bravo,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: where they took like some, some, Nepo babies from reality
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: stars and put them in New York. They're doing it in, um,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: LA and this one is Calabasas and they found different
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: rich kids that live in Calabasas that are in their
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: twenties or somehow. And they're like gorgeous. And the, the,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: the cast that I saw, the three people, they're black.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: So I don't know why this is a white hand,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: but maybe there's more anyway. Um, live in their rich life.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: And they've got the Erewhon smoothie. Yeah, she's got a smoothie.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: And sunglasses. And so they're back home where the drama
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: never left. So it must be that these kids went
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: to college and then come back.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Those are the only jobs in L.A. is if you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: are a NEPA baby and then you come back from
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: college and you can get your.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Own reality show. I mean, are people going to watch this?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: They're back home where the drama never left.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: It's like Jordan Wood's Little Sister. Remember Jordan Woods was
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner's best friend that then got with Tristan that
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: one night.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Um, I'm going to say yes. Okay.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: So anyway, she went off, she's doing great. She married,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: she's getting, she's engaged.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: She's engaged to some big football or basketball player or something.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: She's got a big ass diamond, had a big fun party.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: She has a younger sister who's in this.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Named like Jody Woods or something. I don't know. And
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: then I saw a couple other people, but. I don't know.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: It could be kind of fun.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, Cher, you know, her son is, she's getting the
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: conservatorship for her son. He's doing very poorly. Elijah Blue.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Greg Allman. Yes. Her and Greg Allman.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: But anyway, she has a 15-year-old granddaughter that she didn't
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: know about. Oh. So she just found out that this girl,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: this model- named Katie Edmonds, dated her son in 2010
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: and gave birth. And so now she has a granddaughter
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: who's 15. And I think it's kind of, I mean,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's so great. I hope that Cher, I mean,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Cher's in her 80s. Like, she should embrace this girl
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: and try to form something. I hope she doesn't, like,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: get all guarded thinking that, like, the granddaughter and the
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: mom are going to try to take her money. Because
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, bitch, you have enough money, okay?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Like, have some fun with your granddaughter. Yeah.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: I think that's a good one.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I think that'd be so fun. Yeah, she's... Oh, they said,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: she learned about her name's ever existence last year and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: was speechless before welcoming the girl into her home and
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to meet her for the first time. That's kind of fun. Now,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: this is weird. This was one of those things I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: didn't know if it was true or not. A bride's
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: sister-in-law douses her in black paint moments before... ceremony and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: horrifying revenge attack. And like, I've seen videos where someone
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: just like throws shit on a bride and it's like
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: an AI thing. So I didn't know if it was true,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: but this is true. I don't know why the sister
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: in law hated the woman marrying your husband, your brother.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I think that's so weird. Like if you don't like
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: who's marrying your brother and fucking step away, you don't
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: have to go to the wedding. Right. You can see
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: him for lunch on his own. Can you imagine? Throws
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: black paint at her anyway. She had to do three
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: years in prison.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine. Who cares? Let me see. What else
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: is going on? Oh, this Japan's Princess Meiko. She was
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: actually a princess in Japan.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: She gave up her royal life to marry a commoner
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: and was spotted with her little heir. She's a little
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: baby after fleeing New York City for the suburbs.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, where's she at?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: She's in Ronkonkoma?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm from. Maybe that's the suburbs.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't say what part of the suburbs, but she
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: has a husband. He's Asian, too. And they play Mahjong.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: This sounds like a Lifetime movie. She gave up the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: royal life to go marry a commoner?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: This has got to be a movie. This should absolutely
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: be a movie.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: There was another movie years ago, and it was called
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: The Princess and the Marine. And it was like a
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: true story about like post 9-11, Maureen is like over there.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Falls in love with a actual princess in the Middle East.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what country she's from. And they meet
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: and they fall in love. And she gives up everything,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: comes back here. She's on Oprah. And she's just like,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: and Oprah's like, what do you love about your life?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: She's like, I just love cleaning my sink. I like
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: doing the dishes and then I like cleaning my sink.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, they got divorced.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's probably. Okay.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I think these things.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: You're like, we'll see.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: We'll see how fun.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: We'll see like how in love they are and how
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: fun it is. I mean, when she gets like closer
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: to like 40. I feel like once she's 40, she's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: going to be like, wait a minute.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like I think it's not that fun.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I could be the princess of Japan. First
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know that Japan had like royalty.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I guess it's like old. She's the niece.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: She's probably.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: So she's. Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: The crown's prince. Oh, she.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: So that she would be the first child of Japan's
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: crown prince and the niece of Emperor Narutio.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: You know, royal life's not always correct. It's basically what
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle did. Right. Didn't she just go leave the
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: royal life to become a regular woman?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is who should have been on that
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: freaking show.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: She should have had the Japanese princess come over and
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: be like, we're two princesses.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Talk about what it's like to just leave the.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: And make sourdough bread.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: And be like, what the fuck are we doing making
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: sourdough bread? We could just... We could be real princesses.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: This is what real princesses are doing. Are the books
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: going to change for kids?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: They might have to.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Where it's like, instead of being Cinderella, it's like, and then.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: You get to shop, you know, for your own groceries.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: At Target.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at Target and go hang out and put little
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: flowers on a salad. What's going on with your friend, Megan?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I haven't heard anything lately.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: She hasn't called you? No, I haven't heard from her.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: I wish.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Chris, where are your next shows?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. What's going on? Where am I next?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: The next show is, let's see, April 30th. April 30th,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut. You ever done it?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: New York Comedy Club, Stanford, Connecticut? I think I have.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I remember that show. And then, of course, back on
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Long Island, my hometown, Brokerage Comedy Club, May 1st and 2nd,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: two nights. The tickets could move a little quicker.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: They call you, you know.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Let's get out, Juicy.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: The agents call you.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Let's get out there, Juicy Scoopers.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Brokerage, Belmore, Long Island. And then I'm in Nashville, Zanies,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: which I love. The new room. They built like a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: new room. And I'm in that new room on May
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: 29th and 30th.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: All you mom influencers, go see him before you have
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: to move to another state.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah, that's Nashville. Come out to Nashville, Zanies.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: And then June 4th, I'm at the Funny Bone in Columbus.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Those are the next ones.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: So many more. And then in between, we have May.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: No, I had to do it May 9th.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Saturday, May 9th. I mean, that show sold out so quick.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: They're so excited. People made their weekend plans. It's Netflix
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: is a joke. We're at the Avalon Theater. I'm trying
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: to get a party together. You made me feel stressed out.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: It might just be us going to dinner.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: to get a party together?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Where are you taking me to? At least it's got
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: to be a nice dinner.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, it'll definitely be a nice. I mean, do we
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: just want to do, do we want to do. Oh,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: let's put it out there. If someone's driving around, do
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you want to host us at your place? I mean,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: I can definitely get us a reservation at a happening spot.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is these days. Like,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: is there a happening spots in Hollywood?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have my connection to Craig's. Wow. And
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: paparazzi will be there.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Who cares about that?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I thought you wanted like a big Hollywood night. Oh, no.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: You knew, yeah, but not Craig's necessarily.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, we love Craig's.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Well, have my friends of waiters there.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Still?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Then we definitely should go there.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I love Craig's. I love Craig. But that is not
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: very close to where the venue is.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's a bit of a ride.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: We need a place closer to the venue that- Could
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: be like a chic Hollywood hotspot.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even know if that exists in that.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with that area at all anymore. I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: used to be, but those days are over. Anyway, it
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't make any difference. I'm excited about the show.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm excited too.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Because it's going to be really great. It's so fun.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: May 9th. It'll be here before you know it.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Brandy and Julie are going to be on the show
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: this Thursday. So it's like double header week.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Triple header. How are they doing, by the way?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: They're doing great.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: They're doing great.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: You know, I've only met them like twice in my life.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Well, get ready.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: We're going to have a sleepover.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I can't wait.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: So everybody, you go and you make sure that you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: check out, if you have not yet, love Cover to Cover.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Cover to Cover is my podcast. Come check that out.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: People love it.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: And any place that you can see Chris live, nobody
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: is disappointed.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you this.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: I was just in Toronto.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Last week, sold out. Yes. And I don't know if you,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: you need to play Toronto. I know. They are dying
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: for you up there.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, let's, okay.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: They were all juicy scoopers and they were like, we
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: need Heather up here.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: And I said, I'll tell her. So I think you
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: could play like the theater.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Do you think they'll accept me though? Because I mispronounced Heather.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: That prime minister's name.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Actually, somebody mentioned it to me. That's right. That's what
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: I knew about it. Trudeau. It's okay. They'll accept you.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he wasn't that popular to begin with.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: No, they don't like him.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. So I think I'm okay about mispronouncing it.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: I talked about it a little bit about him dating
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Katy Perry and the pussy and all that. And people
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: were into it. It was fun. It was a good show.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Nice people up there. The people of Toronto. Toronto.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I know, they're all so nice.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I never get to see these places, but it's a
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: beautiful city. I'm like, no, where I was. But they said,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: you're not. They didn't tell me that. They're not in
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: the good part. Like, the club was in a weird
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: part of, but it was really fun.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Great people. Love it. Thank you, Toronto. Go.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Chris, of course, everything for me is HeatherMcDonald.net. Join my Patreon.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Get on it. And we'll see you next time. But
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: the next time we play together will probably be the show. Live.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a couple of weeks. How's that word?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Let me know about your outfit.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: How long am I coming out for? How long am
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I going to be on stage?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go through it after, but you will
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: be a significant part of the show as always. I'm
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: just thinking like, there'll be like little funny segments. I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: want to give, have some standup. I want to have some,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: how we tell our good stories, have some fun moments,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: have some, then we'll do some like, funny housewife talk
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: with Brandy and Julie, but you and I will do
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: something else.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Am I doing legitimate standup? Like am I coming out
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: with a microphone and doing standup?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I think we, yeah, I think we could do a little,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: we have to talk about it. I still have all
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: these ideas. It's going to be all surprise and it's going,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: you know, it's, it's not going to be a, well, we,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: we will film it for ourselves.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: But there isn't like a streaming option. So the, so
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: it's something different. is real juicy, you know, that won't
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: be shared outside of the thing. So we can really
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: have a lot of freedom to say and do whatever
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: the fuck we want.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: That's the best part. That sounds fun to me.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Because we don't care. We have no loyalty to anybody.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Including the astronauts.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Love you.
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