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DLHS Hour 4 | The Militant Man Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: I'm watching Ken Paxton. Why does he have a dead eye?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a good question. He should ask
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  Speaker 2: the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: How can he see justice?
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  Speaker 3: It's warped. It matches his soul.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is crazy. Boy, y'all got the most flicked, probably.
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  Speaker 1: One in a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 2: The most flicked.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Island of Misfit Toys out here.
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  Speaker 1: Man, everybody in their cab, they got a blue placard
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  Speaker 1: in their light.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Don't y'all have any regular-looking niggas representing y'all? That's crazy. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: And Cash Patel, he crawls out.
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  Speaker 4: He looked like, remember Steve Martin had the jerk and
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  Speaker 4: the octogram.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cash Patel look at Ken Paxton and I and be like, damn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. If you put them two lawmakers together, they
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  Speaker 1: can't solve one crime.
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  Speaker 3: A lawmaker win a record.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it does look, it does look, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 4: I really think that a lot of things are happening.
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  Speaker 4: And I think one of the things that is happening
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  Speaker 4: is clearly one group's vote is up. Now, we don't
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  Speaker 4: know who they voted for, but one group is up
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  Speaker 4: and the other one. I think a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: are sitting this one out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of MAGA is sitting this out.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen a lot of interviews that they've done with
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  Speaker 5: former MAGA people. And all of them are saying the same.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, they look like Macca people, right? Like
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  Speaker 5: they have the, what do you call that?
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  Speaker 2: The duct tape. What do you call that thing? The
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  Speaker 2: long thing that hangs down in the back?
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  Speaker 1: Mullet.
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  Speaker 5: They have the mullet. And all of them say the
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  Speaker 5: same thing. I feel like he, you know, betrayed me.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I never got what he said I was
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  Speaker 5: going to get. Like all of them are saying the
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  Speaker 5: same thing. And I'm like, first of all.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is?
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  Speaker 4: The same shoe booty talking the same stuff. Except you
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  Speaker 4: have a real case study. You've seen what happened. There
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  Speaker 4: were people who told you what happened and you didn't
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  Speaker 4: believe them. There were people that said it wouldn't. And
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  Speaker 4: the same people that said it wouldn't are telling you
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  Speaker 4: it won't again.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: The same shoe booty ass darkies that put us in
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  Speaker 4: this situation. Well, no, it wasn't just them because it
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  Speaker 4: was just people that decided there was nothing different. There's
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  Speaker 4: a reason that all of a sudden things are exponentially
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  Speaker 4: worse from financially and exponentially worse. From a health perspective, from,
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  Speaker 4: you know, affordability.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is worse.
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  Speaker 4: And you're virtually voting for the same things you said
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  Speaker 4: you were voting for two years ago. Except now you
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  Speaker 4: have a war and tariffs and farm bankruptcies and AI centers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with no relief in sight. They're so stubborn they
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  Speaker 3: won't even vote though.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I tell you what, if MAGA is not motivated
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  Speaker 4: and they stay home, It's going to be a long
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  Speaker 4: night at a lot of places. They say Mississippi, Louisiana,
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  Speaker 4: someplace in Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 3: Kansas.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you something.
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  Speaker 6: Iowa.
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  Speaker 4: Byron Donald is going to get Haley Stevens. White people,
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  Speaker 4: they're going to that booth, and I bet you they'll
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  Speaker 4: vote down ballot. I guarantee you the voters are going
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  Speaker 4: to be depressed when it comes to the governor. And
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if Jolly will win, but it's a
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  Speaker 4: black dude running for governor of Michigan.
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  Speaker 6: Bet.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't going to win.
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  Speaker 4: I was just, I didn't even, it's a black dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's a black dude running for governor in Wisconsin. They
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  Speaker 4: act like it's only one black person running for governor.
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  Speaker 4: Angie Nix is running for, it's a lot of black
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  Speaker 4: people running. Keisha Bottoms running for, don't act like it's
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  Speaker 4: just them. You can't, you know why Byron Downs is
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  Speaker 4: in trouble? Because he's black MAGA and black people have
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  Speaker 4: seen what MAGA has done, especially in Florida. Especially in Florida.
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  Speaker 4: You need to take some of that ice black you
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  Speaker 4: put on your beard and put it in your soul.
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  Speaker 1: Put it in your soul.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's where he got it from.
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  Speaker 4: I think one, I think he's a coon to the
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  Speaker 4: highest of coonastivity. And he's married to a white woman.
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  Speaker 4: The highest level of what?
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  Speaker 3: That's not glazed past that one. Say that one again.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good one. Where'd you learn that?
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  Speaker 4: Are you trying to tell me you think them dudes
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  Speaker 4: in the Redneck Riviera are going to pull the lever
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  Speaker 4: for a darkie with a white boy?
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to do it.
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  Speaker 3: A chance to dream.
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  Speaker 4: Here he is, the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to
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  Speaker 4: expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 6: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, here to expose
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  Speaker 6: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Oh, it's Halloween season. Ooh,
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  Speaker 6: all the ghosts and goblins are out. Why is it
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  Speaker 6: all the black cats represent bad luck?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, if you're a black cat, your luck is going
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  Speaker 3: to always be bad. Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 6: And why is it when you don't have any Halloween
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  Speaker 6: candy to hand out, you turn off all your lights
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  Speaker 6: so your house is black and the trick-or-treaters won't come?
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  Speaker 6: Is it because you think when you're.
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  Speaker 1: Black, you run everybody off?
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  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 6: And why is it when you're trick-or-treating and get good
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  Speaker 6: and plenty candy, Oh, it tastes good till you lick
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  Speaker 6: all the white off. Then when all that's left is
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  Speaker 6: the black licorice, you say it's nasty and you spit
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  Speaker 6: it out. Huh.
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  Speaker 3: What you think? Once it's black, it ain't no good
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  Speaker 3: no more. Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 6: This has been Jamal Kingsley, the military man. And until
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  Speaker 6: next time, stay woke and think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do it. It's a deal. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: The 2026 edition. Remember that. I mean, if I got
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  Speaker 1: to tell you to vote, then it's too late. I
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  Speaker 1: got to tell you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's too all that. I got to say all this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't complain.
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  Speaker 1: It's, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still going to complain.
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  Speaker 1: If I got to tell you all that. And what's
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  Speaker 1: with the whinings? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: In church.
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  Speaker 1: Was that Grace Church? Where was it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what happened to that?
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  Speaker 1: What'd they do?
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  Speaker 3: I missed that one. What'd they do?
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  Speaker 1: They were.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the church was.
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  Speaker 1: That's where Annie Stevens did her.
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 3: It was at that church?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, the whiners, boy. I know they done beat
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  Speaker 1: up a broad of two and a d * * *. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know I lost without you, but damn.
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  Speaker 1: A friend to testify against the court.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see what happens tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whiners. They didn't have this sheet music. They
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  Speaker 1: had gauze. Y'all got to stop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to get the women wearing some sunglasses, Jack.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be handing out headaches.
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  Speaker 2: I would expect more from the Winans.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no need to worry.
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  Speaker 5: And let's be clear, it wasn't Bebe Winans.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Bebe's a friend of ours.
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  Speaker 1: No, they can be. Yes, they was. Oh, damn, Bebe.
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  Speaker 1: He got the right name for it because he drops them.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to leave that alone.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be all over. In the morning. When the SWAT
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  Speaker 1: team comes. Skip, Jasmine, what'd you learn today? Besides that B.B.
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  Speaker 1: Wayans and Anita Baker had us on there.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I learned today? You know that jet
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  Speaker 2: crash in Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Very bad.
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  Speaker 2: Very, very, very bad.
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  Speaker 5: However, I don't know how it happened, but there was
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  Speaker 5: a rumor that Lenny Kravitz was on that.
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  Speaker 1: No, believe me.
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  Speaker 2: He said absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Not even on that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over here singing what the wine is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But prayers to the families.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Very sad.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like a missile. It did.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They said it was icing on the wings.
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  Speaker 6: Ice?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta, Florida. How'd it have ice on the wings?
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  Speaker 3: When you're up high, it's frigid up there.
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  Speaker 1: It should have melted then.
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  Speaker 6: Ice? Ice?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, DL.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm saying it was Florida.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how ice.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think a jet could go that high to
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  Speaker 2: get ice.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Usually ice in Florida is rounded up Cubans. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: And Haitians.
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  Speaker 2: And let's move on.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember when Payne Stewart, they all fell asleep
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  Speaker 4: and the plane went up because it went up too
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  Speaker 4: high and it cut the oxygen off and everybody fell
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  Speaker 4: asleep and it ran out of gas and dropped.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. After he won the U.S.
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  Speaker 6: Open.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that, but I do know, speaking
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  Speaker 5: about Stewart, we lost Patrick Stewart over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 6: I know you said you can't tell anybody something, but
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  Speaker 6: for the slow people that are sitting in the back,
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  Speaker 6: jazz out.
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  Speaker 3: There and vote if you haven't done so already. Make
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  Speaker 3: sure you vote tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Ouch, that hurts. Kyle. You're our favorite slow person.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, Kyle.
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  Speaker 4: All right, coming up on the next D.L. Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 4: some people get really upset with the things I say,
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  Speaker 4: so we're going to give them an opportunity to vent
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  Speaker 4: with our segment call.
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  Speaker 1: Get them, Kyle. F-U-D-L-E. Plus, we're going to honor so
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  Speaker 1: much benevolence of the human being of the week. It's
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  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show. We will definitely see you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator. Pull
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  Speaker 1: that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 3: Toot.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you. F-U-D-L-E.
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  Speaker 6: He's stuck, D.L.
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  Speaker 2: He's stuck.
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  Speaker 3: He's giving people rides to the poles on his short bus.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.