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#603 We Don't OFFICIALLY DIWALI the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: And welcome back to another Wake and Bank episode here
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  Speaker 2: onthough we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so
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  Speaker 2: much everybody for patiently waiting and everybody for tuning in
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  Speaker 2: on this surprise episode.
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  Speaker 1: It could have been.
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  Speaker 2: Going a little bit different. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been great if Amazon would have not
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  Speaker 2: gone on strike or had an internet outage or whatever
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  Speaker 2: the situation was for me not to get my turbine today. However,
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  Speaker 2: though our show was brought to you and sponsored by
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  Speaker 2: what is it? We are always still sponsored. We are
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  Speaker 2: always a chick Litz podcast. Now across from me is
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  Speaker 2: my co host who last time I called my old
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  Speaker 2: co host?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Niddy, disrespecto PINCHI Cabron.
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  Speaker 1: You already know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world, celebrating the Wally
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  Speaker 3: Fucking Jack bro Happy the Wally Dog. Although you're dressed
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  Speaker 3: like Santa, it's fucking the Wally, it's Italian attire, bro
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  Speaker 3: the valure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and and and It's like, now usually this is
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  Speaker 2: like a fat guy move, like fat guys.
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  Speaker 1: Usually wearying would wear that on a Saturday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But then I'm like, I'm just like all right, Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, now it's it's starting to fit kind
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  Speaker 2: of like you know, just like now it just looks like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you went.
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  Speaker 1: Out for a walk. Yeah, a rich walk. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: a rich walk again, Like I should just go walk
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  Speaker 1: around Russell's house, bro, just power walk around there. I
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  Speaker 1: got my first I was walking. I was taking his
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  Speaker 1: dog for a walk.
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  Speaker 3: I went for a walk and for the first time
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  Speaker 3: somebody stopped me and was like, hey, you don't live here,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing here?
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  Speaker 1: No? What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So who okay on his street? Okay, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: who old white guy.
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  Speaker 1: Walking two little dogs and he stopped his dogs. He
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  Speaker 1: was all like, hey are you you know you're not
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  Speaker 1: from here?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, I'm just staying at Russell Peter's
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  Speaker 3: house up the road. And he went he turned around,
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  Speaker 3: no fucking angrily. But well it was the first, my
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  Speaker 3: first Malibu judgment. I mean, I've probably been judged the
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  Speaker 3: whole time, I just don't notice it. But that was
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  Speaker 3: the first one in mine.
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  Speaker 2: That was that Is that your first like ever like uh,
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  Speaker 2: racist kind of interaction here in America? In America because
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, look, I don't know if you realize it,
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  Speaker 2: but that's kind of racist.
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  Speaker 3: The most racism that happens to me in America is
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  Speaker 3: on this podcast. But outside of that, that was the
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  Speaker 3: first real, real racist happened to me more in Canada
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  Speaker 3: than it's happened in America.
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  Speaker 1: More racism.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So that's real. That's super real. That that's that
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  Speaker 2: was a real racist moment. Dog Like, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: lie somebody somebody asking you, like, imagine if imagine if
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  Speaker 2: I imagine if Russell wouldn't have been there and you
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  Speaker 2: would have just been staying at his house. And then
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  Speaker 2: this guy calls the cops. He's like, hey, and he
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  Speaker 2: brought a Mexican to his house. Now there's a Mexican
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  Speaker 2: guy and some other guy with long hair. I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about Seth and you there. Yeah, I just just hanging out,
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: like nah, we're getting we're getting arrested transpassing.
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  Speaker 3: The worst it's ever happened. I was in I was
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  Speaker 3: on tour. I was in Canada, in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: British Columbia, in this small town.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: We did a show on a Friday night, and we
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  Speaker 3: did acid that night, and you know, you don't sleep,
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  Speaker 3: zero up all night on acid. And then at like
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  Speaker 3: seven am, we're like, all right, let's get the fuck
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  Speaker 3: out of this hotel and drive to our next show,
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  Speaker 3: which is seven hours away, instead of waiting until noon.
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  Speaker 3: None of us can sleep anyway, let's just get up
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  Speaker 3: and leave. So at seven am we get up. We're leaving,
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  Speaker 3: and we go to the gas station. I'm pumping gas
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  Speaker 3: in my car and I'm all, I look all fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: I was doing drugs all night.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Some guy walks up to the car and
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  Speaker 1: goes he lost boy, that's what he said to me. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, he this big, like fucking red neck,
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  Speaker 1: red neck, fucking wearing his lumberjacket. It's like hick. I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, now, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like those did you feel like those
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  Speaker 2: guys and deliveries where they get you know, you know
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  Speaker 2: what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That that's like a very fucking it's a very graphic movie.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember those dudes I've seen.
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  Speaker 2: Deliver get get groped like they get they pretty much
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  Speaker 2: these like hicks have their away with them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the capic movie where the guys go cap I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it camping?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not right. They like they wander into like
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  Speaker 1: a field or something like a cornfield or some shit. Right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a river or something old movie. Right, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a nineties movie. Yeah, these guys go on on
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  Speaker 1: a river trip, on a boat trip. It's the seventies film. Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I remember that movie. Yeah that movies fucked up. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: The whole time I was watching movies like what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I don't get that they made us watch in school
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  Speaker 2: one time, and I think it was in high school,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, man like, looking at it now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this.
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  Speaker 1: Teacher needs to needed to be arrested. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: They made us watch what is forty days of sod
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  Speaker 2: of one hundred days of sodomy whatever, it's called five
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  Speaker 2: hundred days of sodomy, dog damn or sodom? Yeah, five
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  Speaker 2: hundred You know what's the.
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  Speaker 1: Difference between sodom and sodom me, Oh you mean Hussein
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  Speaker 1: so Dom Okay, do you know do you.
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  Speaker 2: Know about this film?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll get this fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: They take like, like the film is is an old film,
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  Speaker 2: and they take like a bunch of like young like
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  Speaker 2: men and women, and it's like all these rich folks,
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  Speaker 2: they just like fucking get them and they buy them
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  Speaker 2: and they degrade them, and they fucking do all kinds
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  Speaker 2: of fucked up ship a lot of fucking graping, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. And yeah, like and it's just
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  Speaker 2: very fucked up ship. And it's like it's almost like
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  Speaker 2: some Illuminati ass ship, bro if you really think about it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just like five hundred Days where they're just
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  Speaker 2: doing all these that's the whole movie. Not like yeah
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  Speaker 2: the time you know, see five hundred Days, but just
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, it's like they just torture.
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  Speaker 1: And they just, uh, who are they torturing like young
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  Speaker 1: younger people, you know what I mean? In their community?
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  Speaker 2: No, like they they've taken these younger men and women.
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  Speaker 4: It's very graphic. I've only seen it one time and
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  Speaker 4: it's on the Criterion Collection for like thirty bucks. If
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  Speaker 4: you want to see it.
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  Speaker 1: On Blu Rays collection. Yeah, by the way, Ray Rays
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  Speaker 1: here as well.
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  Speaker 2: Rybody, Yeah sorry talk yeah yeah, but yeah, okay, So
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  Speaker 2: what's the criteria selection and.
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  Speaker 1: What is that.
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  Speaker 4: It's a set of films where people it's like a
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  Speaker 4: it's like a critical how do I say it. It's
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  Speaker 4: a collection of films that to like critics and people
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  Speaker 4: worldwide that condemned these films as like great pieces of art.
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  Speaker 1: But is this considered art? Because if you, if anybody
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  Speaker 1: watches by Today's Today's Standard or anything like that, you
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  Speaker 1: would think, like, yo, this is this is a little
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  Speaker 1: bit like come on.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not. It's not about art per se. It's
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  Speaker 4: also about like it's depicting like real shit sometimes ship
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  Speaker 4: that like you wouldn't normally see, Like that was.
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  Speaker 2: That film meant to kind of like portray like obviously
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  Speaker 2: the powerful and rich in a sertain way because there's
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  Speaker 2: like a very there's a deep meaning the person who
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  Speaker 2: wrote it and the person who directed it. That was
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  Speaker 2: his intent where he's like, man, I'm like this is
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  Speaker 2: what the rich do. Because they say that that film
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  Speaker 2: was kind of the first film to let people know
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  Speaker 2: that the rich have been doing this for like the
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  Speaker 2: longest well, like they'll bust the Weinstein, They'll bust the
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is, you know, because that's I guess it's.
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  Speaker 1: Been happening since the Roman times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, glorify it. Not like it's too like set a
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  Speaker 4: visual to it.
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  Speaker 1: This is our empire for sure. There's no way that
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  Speaker 1: America is the first country to start an illuminati and
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  Speaker 1: start fucking taking advantage of kids and ship. This shit's
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  Speaker 1: been happening since fucking just say, younger people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry, since the Aztecta or whatever, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know, Like I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 2: like I don't think if America was the first one
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  Speaker 2: because if you let's listen, look at Romans, dog, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think the Roman the Romans were into.
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  Speaker 2: I think the Romans were around some crazy stuff because
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  Speaker 2: when you go into the Romans and the Greek, they
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  Speaker 2: they don't describe just regular shit. If you go into
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: the history, you're like, hey, bro, what the fuck were
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  Speaker 2: you around? Like why why is there menotaurs? Why is
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  Speaker 2: there psyclops? Why is there giants in this region?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 3: Like I feel like, well, that's there. I think that's
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  Speaker 3: it's just like Hinduism. That's the description of their gods,
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  Speaker 3: their stories and ship, you know what I mean, the
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  Speaker 3: same things.
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  Speaker 2: They had a labyrinth that they discovered where they used
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  Speaker 2: to throw people in there because they used to be
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  Speaker 2: this manitur rolling around like they used to tell these
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  Speaker 2: people in there, and I'm just like, yo, bro, like.
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  Speaker 3: They don't know what's actually down there. The people probably
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  Speaker 3: died from being thrown in there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, dog Like, there's gotta be some
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  Speaker 2: kind of truth to it, Sure there is.
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  Speaker 1: It's like dragons are fucking I think Chinese people made
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  Speaker 1: that up. I don't know. I think at some point,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it's the dinosaur shit.
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  Speaker 2: Like I think at some point the whole dragon thing
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  Speaker 2: is because there was some kind of dragon out there
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  Speaker 2: and it eventually like got eventually died off, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But you know the thing the thing about species out there,
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  Speaker 2: like just like animal species, there's so many species every
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  Speaker 2: year that they say that get declared extinct and bam,
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  Speaker 2: comes to a couple of years later, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck, it's bad, It's back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know, man, I think that we also
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  Speaker 3: live in a timelin where they're gonna find on some
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  Speaker 3: drastic park.
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  Speaker 1: Shit.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna find something like a mosquito with blood in
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  Speaker 3: it and then recreate whatever the fucking last thing it
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  Speaker 3: fucking bit was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know about that one. That's like
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  Speaker 2: very like far that's super Jurassic Park. As much as
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  Speaker 2: I would want that to happen, I don't think that
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  Speaker 2: that would.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, the technology is coming something.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is coming, but I don't think for
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  Speaker 2: it to go bring something like that, I think it's
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  Speaker 2: it's a bit it's a bit far off. I think
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  Speaker 2: they would use it to bring back like people or
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: bring animals.
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  Speaker 3: First, they're gonna being back the weirdest ship. They're gonna
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  Speaker 3: get tired, they're gonna clone the humans they want to clone.
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  Speaker 3: It'll take ten minutes, and then they'll start on weird ship.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, all right, let's bring back a fucking like
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  Speaker 3: that fucking drastic park. That weird ass dinosaur, the downsing
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  Speaker 3: room dinosaur. Oh that's that was not real, But that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. They'll create something like that. They'll put
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  Speaker 3: like six gen eggs together and like, let's create.
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  Speaker 1: Something for the super dynasas. Yeah, and the thing has
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  Speaker 1: down syndrome and just fucks everything.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: I don't think we have but I don't think we
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  Speaker 2: necessarily have it yet, like where it's at because there's
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  Speaker 2: a remember.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Because maybe I think Japan is Japan dog. Japan has
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  Speaker 1: cured two different things dog, and I think this is
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  Speaker 1: my thing with Japan, bro. I love them. Number one.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to Japan and congratulations to their new prime minister,
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  Speaker 2: the female that is now running Japan. Congratulations to her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very happy with what she is doing with the country,
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  Speaker 2: what plans she has. She's gonna clean the ship up,
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  Speaker 2: She's gonna keep the Japanese.
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  Speaker 1: I love that for Japan.
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  Speaker 4: What are her plans? What is she gonna do? And
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  Speaker 4: what has she done?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's she just gotta like it not that long ago,
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: but you know she's she's definitely og Japanese dog where
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: she's just like what does me though, She's very interested
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  Speaker 2: in preserving the Japanese culture and not having a lot
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  Speaker 2: of innovations gentrify it per se.
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  Speaker 1: Despite the despite the age crisis.
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  Speaker 2: They have out there, Like I feel like she's smart
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  Speaker 2: enough to really be like, you know what, maybe if
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: we let people have one day off and overwork them.
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  Speaker 2: They're probably gonna fucking have kids, you know what I mean, Like,
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: or they're probably gonna do something like it's not that
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  Speaker 2: hard to figure out what the problem in Japan is.
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  Speaker 2: Dog Like people just work too damn much, and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: if I work.
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  Speaker 1: It too much, I have no time up for kids,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, who the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: gonna like.
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  Speaker 3: That's what they did here, Like here. I know some
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  Speaker 3: women won't like to hear this, but the good old
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: days was when the man provided and the woman stayed
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  Speaker 3: home and take care, took care of the kids. And
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: that's when the and the family unit.
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  Speaker 1: Was better, like the dynamics than what they did was
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  Speaker 1: they said.
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  Speaker 3: You can make two incomes by sending women to work,
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: so they could tax the women as well, and then
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: doing that, they're just trying to get more money out
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  Speaker 3: of us. Yeah, man, they're trying to get money out
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  Speaker 3: of us. And then there's no more family dynamic anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's working, who takes care of the kid? Fucking school
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  Speaker 3: the government. Now your kid that's purple hair, Yeah.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: You're right, and your kid gets your kid gets brainwashed.
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  Speaker 2: There's no incentive to to to keep your kid in line.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: If you're if you had to stay at home wife
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  Speaker 2: right like back in the day, she was there to
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: keep your kid on check. This kid ain't gonna be
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: fucking talking to so creep our roadblocks. I better be
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  Speaker 2: finishing your homewreak. Motherfucker. You're that is out here fucking
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: working his ass off. I gotta make sure ship is
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: fucking all point over here. If you don't fucking get
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: off roadblocks and fucking do your homework. Dog, I ain't
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  Speaker 2: not raising no fucking retard over here, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? Like, yeah, dog, like you better fucking get smart.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Dog. This is your duty as a kid. You live
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  Speaker 1: here for free.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody's gotta keep you on check.
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  Speaker 1: Now retard though, Man, Now you got all these kids, bro,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: there's no rules. Dog.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: They feel that like a my parents get.
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  Speaker 1: Home till later. I don't need to fucking attention. I'll
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: watch porn.
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  Speaker 3: The man works, he provides for the family and and
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: protects the wife and the kid.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: The mother takes care of the kid. The kid fucking
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: does his thing and tries to impress the father. And
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: now you're right, okay, vice versa, would you be cool
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  Speaker 1: being to stay home. Dad, I'll be fucking lib bro.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Depends how much money she's making. Dog, You're good though,
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  Speaker 1: Like you're good. Two hundred fifty million, that's good. That's
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  Speaker 1: super a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That's unrealistic.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: It's not unrealistic, that's very realistic.
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  Speaker 2: It's coming dog, okay, Dog, Like you're you're you're you're
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: dating the top fucking only fans girl apparently.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: So Yeah, but like you carry a doctor, yeah, you
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: never know. So you find an Indian girlfriend, like he's
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  Speaker 1: just making two hundred a doctor. Yeah, yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 1: only chicken you gonna find making that kind of money.
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  Speaker 1: Though you imagine that doctor making twenty fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of doctor would they have to be? Cartel doctor? Yeah,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: cartil doctors getting paid and fucking knocking shot in the head.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, dude, Like, because you can't just murk them. You
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: can't just like, yeah, you have a cartel doctor. You
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: can't just take that for a while just because he
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: sucks up. You're gonna want to be like, hey, whoa yeah,
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: because they know what is a million doctors out there?
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Bro, but what if you have like the number one surgeon?
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: If you fucked that up. Then what if your mama's
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: heart surgery, you can't just like you probably go after
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: like his brother or something. Yeah, yeah, like you just
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I'll make you give surgery to your child, But but
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: you can't fucking like take him out.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I think doctors are like up there. But yeah, would
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: you be cool being a stay at home dad if
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: the money was right? Yeahs sick? Why not? Dude?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: But like I'm talking about, you still have to have
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: those responsibilities like a you know, before before the we
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: can do it chick, you know what I mean? Like
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: like you, you don't.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Want to make dinner, clean the house, make sure the
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: kid is taking care of bunny pooty, and then what
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I got million dollars?
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: I think about it, though, What is you like as
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: a man? I'd be like, man, if I finished early,
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: I could just kick it and get high, right exactly,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I'd be like, so just start off backing
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: me five years and then file for divorce get half Okay,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: That's why would you ruin a good thing?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Though? Like if if if you're getting some kind of money,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: you could you you would just figure out I would
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: just I'll become online star. You are your only fans
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: of secret only fans. No, not even just that. I'd
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: be like, this is the life of a stay at
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: home dad. Yeah, like first I wake up?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like, first I wake up, take care
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: of my kid, then I smoke a joint, then I'm
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: making breakfast, then I go smoke a joint, and then
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: you know, then just just make content like that.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: You see where it would go? What about what about you?
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Ray?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Would you be cool for me to stay at home dad?
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I can take it care of though, Like it's cool.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: There's no like funk with everybody.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Those things. You're in a clutch ass house. You just
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: gotta watch these foods. You can still edit, you can
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: still do whatever you want.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Dog, Yeah, I can make that work, right, Like, man,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: why not?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Why did women give that up?
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think they never gave it any more money
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: the price? No, they did give it up. Why did
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: they fight so hard? Why did they fight so hard
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: to stay like stay stay at home? What wasn't I
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: used to have all women fighting for it either.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: But I used to have choices able.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Because they want to tax two people instead of one person,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Like we can make money off two individuals instead of one.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Dog, why would they not do that. I mean, I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: can see them. They're like, then in ten years the
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: kid has to start working. That's fucking three incomes, bro,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: That's true. It's just like like that's all they want.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: They want our money and they're like and the theo.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: When families are not close together, they're easier to separate
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: and easier to control.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: That's why back in the day, people used to have
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: like the whole family done a block, you know what
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, in two houses or whatever, and like it
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: was it was a vie. People took care of each other,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And now now now my
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: cousin once a month, then like we don't know each
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: other like that anymore. Blah blah blah, you know what
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, because everybody is so caught up and
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: work their own life. Everybody has to pay rent, dog damn.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: It's almost like the only people they kind of practice it,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: like practice the unity all at once.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: It is like that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: From what I see, it is kind of like I
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: see it. A lot of the Asians, like Chinese will
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: live together in like one big guss house and then
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: like they'll like they'll they'll work together, like they'll be like, Oh,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: your cousin Lee wants to start a Bible shop, So
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Give him ten.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You're gonna give him fifteen, and then he's gonna pay
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: you back. And then once you've got a successful Buba shop,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: you get your money back. And then they're like, Hey,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: your cousin Hun over here wants to fucking start a barbershop.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: And they fucking all peace up like that shop, yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: like or whatever, you know, like but yeah, like all
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: this shit, and then that's kind of like they're the
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: only them. It's the Asians. It's the Arabs. Like you
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: see that a lot with Palestinian people. Indian, Yeah, Indians
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: two dog Like you see a lot of them live
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: in a fucking apartment. I'm like, yo, you guys are
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: laid up at sardines. It's like, it's okay, we are
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: going to it is our ten year plan and ten here, friends,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: we don't go to the big house.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And no, And it's fucking true, dog, he's fools. Stug
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: It's worth it's worth the ten years.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: They fucking tug it out, dog Like, that's one thing
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I got, you know. And it's not just because it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Duali man, that's one thing I give your fucking people, Nady. Now,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: you guys fucking tug it out, and you guys fucking
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: make a make a fucking better better to know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I think you guys are the number one immigrant in America.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you guys are like number one hardest
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: working I regards like type of shoa yeah food.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: All right, I heard.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Let's just say get the best because a lot of
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: people right now are saying that other races are doing
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: all the hard work and the other people aren't.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're complaining about being replaced.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: You heard it on the number one Mexican podcast out
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: of Honduran's mouth India.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: What right now?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: It is not It is not possible to different to
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: define who is the hardest working. Okay, sorry, Nitty, it's
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: uh Hispanic and Asian and it's you guys.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: We are Asian South Asian, Doug.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I guess it just depends on the It depends on
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: the fucking uh on the on the on the the
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: actual labor force, you know what I mean, Like when
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: it comes to physical labor, Latinos run this ship like
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: actual like physical labor. Like I don't think there's any
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's any Indian people picking tomatoes.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Be honest. Like, you guys have to train to jump
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: over a big fence, so of course you guys are
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: going to be more physically ready to fucking.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I met what I meant, they're the ones that contribute
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: most of the economy for paying taxes, That's what I saw. Yeah,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: because a lot of them kind of have legit jobs.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: And even some of the ones that are here illegally
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: still pay taxes. So when they ship gets right, they
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: could say I've been paying taxes this whole you know
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dog, did you see that clip? The clip that
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I had that I said you about.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a real show, Like
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the white girl married the fucking Indian guy and then
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: he was like yeah, it was like I was our god,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: so we are going to light the cow poop and.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Then yeah that was Ai. No, it was not Dog, it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Was like and like and then he's lighting he lights
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: the cowship right in the fucking kitchen, and like it's
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: not how you make bombs, I don't know, but like
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: he's they lit the cowship like an incense and the
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: mom is like doing, yeah, doing like some shit and
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: they're walking around with it in the house dog and
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: then the dude starts putting drops of cow you're in
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: at the doors.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I've never in my life heard of that. I was like, yo.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, listen, Santa Rio is kind
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: of questionable at times, you know what I mean, there's
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: like fucking but when there's never any like like like
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: urine me tossed around like that. But I was That's why.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's why I put the clip in
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: the group chat and I was like, what kind of
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: ship is this? This can't be real.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is that? But I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: didn't know the cowshit? What about the well with the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: little kid where the fucking monster grabs that food with
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that fools like making them dance.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: It's like some kind of festival. I was like, is
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: this what Dwally is?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: No, today, Dawali is the festival of lights. That's what
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: that means. That's all it is. It's about light fighting
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the darkness. It's about wealth. It's pray the god of luxury.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: She's a god of wealth, luxury, lushmy. You want to
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: pull up a picture of luxury.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Lax. M I.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we just do fireworks. It's like, imagine Christmas
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: meets July fourth.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Fourth, same shit. Okay, so Christmas meets the forth Why
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: who did you guys have a Jesus? No, we do
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: fireworks and it's the Festival of Lights. We we just
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: light up.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: You light up the houses, the streets, candles everywhere, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: fireworks and everybody just it's about like eating good food
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: and fucking wearing gold and just fucking wearing gold.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Gold. Indians love gold. M hm. That is true. I mean,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: what do you guys get gold? Is there are a
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: lot of gold in India? Yeah? Yeah, really? How come
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: nobody else has invaded it? Then? Because they have the British?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Did they? Yeah? British took everything from India.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: You know that crown that the queen wears, Yeah, there's
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: a diamond in it that's worth like I don't know
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: how many hundreds of millions of dollars. But she stole
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: that from India and took it back and put it
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: on her crown. Dog damn, you know what I mean?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: But like, all right, so it's I mean, first of all,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: who's wearing the crown now there's no queen no more.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: She died, right, probably fucking is probably like jerking off
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to it. Still he's doing some shit. Yeah you know
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: this is our crown. Yeah all right.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: So so so it's a festival of last What do
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you guys?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Do we do fireworks? We have parties? Uh? Do people
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: celebrate that in America? Are my neighbors gonna be.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: They should be doing fireworks? If they didn't do it
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: last night, they'll do it tonight because today's official day.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: But last night was Sunday. So some people just do
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: it on Sunday night because it's.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I saw them this morning.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: They're we're getting the kids ready to school, or the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: dag goes to work.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: That works, you know, he works a lot, but I
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: usually see him at the end and then you know,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: But like I'm wondering, I don't think they don't look
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: at the kind of family is gonna pop fireworks, But
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I do. I do expect to see some kind of celebration.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I expect to smell the curry. We don't live too
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: far now. I would just slow down when I put
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: it to thatn't smell good, dude, he was right by
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the way. The queen did take the fucking jewels.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Bros.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Took everything. Dog.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: They have a museum in England of everything they stole
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: from around the world.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of fucking that museum, are you talking about
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the Louver?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh that's in Paris.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so no, wait, there's I don't know if it's
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: the Louver or it's like it's where the moona Lisa
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: is at?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Is that the loof? I don't know where Okay, the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: museum or the Mona Lisa is at? Right? Recently got
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Ocean's eleven. Dog.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yes, dog, these foods pulled up in the
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: construction fucking like equipment, a cherry picker and everything. They
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: walked up and they said, hey, we have to fix
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: this window and all this shit we need to carry
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Went into the cherry picker, stole one of the most
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: valuable I think it's like a stone or something like that,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: or a piece of art. In seven minutes, dog, in
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: and out, in and out, and they just let them
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: through because they were wearing construction gear.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: They were wearing and they showed up with a cherry
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: picker and everything, and they were just like, yeah, it's okay.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: They had all of it legit, and I'm just like.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Number one, I hope it goes back to the rifle
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: owner because all that shit that is in those museums
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: was stolen.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, y'all should.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Give that shit back to whatever country it is so
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: that way these countries could fucking enjoy some tourism money
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: coming out of it, I'll be honest. But a lot
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: of that shit is in Europe because Europe was the
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: one that stole from the stone from everywhere there it
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: is other the heist there was like a heist right
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: there is jewelry thief dog.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: It was a heist at the Louver. That's pretty sick.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: That's some fucking that's pretty cool that there's a gang
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: of people out there still planning heists.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? With all the cameras
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: everything and the technology, Like you know what I mean,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you think it would have ended a long time ago.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Like there's a group of people sitting together budging whiskey.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: How are we gonna You don't think you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Don't think like the thought of pulling it off, like
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: get some people hard, that's the reason, like not like
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: physically like hard, but it's just like that's what they
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: get off on there just like imagine if we fucking
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: go to the bank and not get caught by anything,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: like and then when you perfect plan and then when
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: you have it, you're like fuck, like that's gotta be
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: like the.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Fucking biggest like like bro, like I think, why do
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you think people steal? Like that?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Like what do you think you think is a thrill?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Because is it? Really? It's a master like someone why
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: why didn't you steal? Like why wouldn't you rob with
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: regular jewelry store if you really wanted to rob jewels?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Like no, what is it about that?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Because they probably knew how much millions it's worth in
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: the black market or whatever you know, and they were like, yo,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I have a sick plan in and out last job
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: will ever do?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: That's true? What about? What did you think.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: There's a price in everything? You think the black you
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: gotta make a come up of some.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: The black market is like who they're getting cashed out?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Like there's really like a big market for this ship.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty absolutely let's let.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Let's be one hundred.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: So there's a museum here by the LAFC Stadium Natural
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: History Museum, And every time I've gone there whenever I
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: go into the room with all the jewels, like there's
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: like all these rare gemstones and all they have covering
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: it is this class I'm like, you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm like, who's to say, who's to stop? And
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: you know what's crazy? This is on the first floor.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: An exit, an emergency exit is right around the corner,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: and there's only one security guard. Yes he has a gun,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: but he doesn't look like he fucking goes practicing shooting
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: every weekend. The guy looks like if you push him
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: on the floor, you got a good chance if you
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: got his.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Hands, you know what I mean. Like it's I don't know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like we don't value.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: This kind of fucking rd or what bro because it's not.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: From my opinion, dog, it wouldn't be that hard to
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: just go into the fucking and to the to the
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Natural History Museum, go into the wherever they have those gemstones,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: kick a few of them down, somebody ties the security
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: guard and they just run out.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Hey man, if you if you're successful and you get
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: away with it and you can do that, we'd love
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: to have you on the pod.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: First of all, that's pretty sick, man.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: There must be some guys who are doing the ship
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: and and like live streaming it or like.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: These people, these people are real fucking criminals. Dog, they
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: don't fucking lie, like they're not really about that.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That's the it's some Ocean's eleven ship Oceans elevens was
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So that's the planning and watching and observing. And look
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: they moved the whole building and oceans and eleven to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: fucking make sure they got in there. That's fucking planning
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: But it's people are saying, are the they're not the
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: real ones in the in the box?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Nah, that makes no sense. Then why would you display that? Yeah?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Then what am I paying for it? If I go
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: to a fucking display, If I go to a place
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: and then you're like like, that's just the imitation show,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: then where's the fuck the real is the real one?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Because I'm not paying to go see a fake one, dog,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: a fake one. I could have just made chat GPTV
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: like show me one I haven't seen, like please, you
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Like they keep it the real ones in a safe
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: or something, and they just put the replicas out just
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: in case. That fucking seven minute rate will happen, you
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: There's people who own real artwork and put replicas up
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: in their house because they want to display it, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: they own it and they keep the real ones in
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: a safe.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You really think that that's the case though, Like you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: keep the real one, I would think that you'd want
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: to display it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I think so too, But so you think the Mona
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Lisa is not the real Mona Lisa.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: The one that's out there. I don't know, bro, that
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I always thought that the whole thing of preserving art
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: and preserving museum pieces is the preservation of like maintaining it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Like people see it when I go see a mummy
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: and it's in the fucking tube there. This shit looks
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: like it's a billion years old, Like if I fucking
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: touch it like this, because it's.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Gonna crackle like a nug I left in the sun. Bro,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's gonna go like I don't.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to deal with. Then then one
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of the why what are we paying for when we
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: go to these museums? I think somebody owns the real
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Mona Lisa and the fake one.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: There's more fake the fake one is like, because I
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: feel like it's too easy to steal from there. Twenty
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: guys walking with guns, they're taking whatever they want.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the real Mona Lisa is property of the French
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Republic and his arm permanent display at the Louver in Paris, France.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: It was acquired by King Francis after Leo King Francis
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: the first after Leo lannod Vinci's death in fifteen nineteen,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: has been owned by France ever since.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: He's the being a fake.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been It's been stolen before too, It's been stolen.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: It's been stolen a few times. They people are trying
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: to sell it. Oh, people are trying to sell it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Like you can't steal something. You have to steal something
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: like a Picasso, you know what I mean, Like you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: have to steal Lisa. You can't sell it for like
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: twenty years. You have to sit on that for a while, all.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Right, So serious, shit, do you think that they're like
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: you know, like you know what you know, Like, you know,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: what's one thing that I'm that I really that I've
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: always liked about the ocean, despite that I don't like it,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: is that I really do believe out there there's like
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: sunken fucking just old dog, like I'm talking about fucking
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: like just fucking things will never see again. Like imagine
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: all the fucking pirate ships that were going and then
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: they were cannon fucking hit this ship and this motherfucker
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: had just ship he stole from fucking England or shit,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: he stole from Spain, a tough full of gold gold.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Fucking they fucking.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: They hit a lick on fucking Spain and we're going
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: and they had all the loot and that shit went
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: down on the.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Like just crashers on hit an iceberg or something. Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and the ship is fucked, Like do you think that?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I mean there, that will fucking we'll never be able
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to get to and we'll fucking if you get too deep,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you'll explode and pop, like those guys who went in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that fucking Titanicmber, Yeah, the Titanic. That's gotta be such
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: a horrible death. There's licks, dog, there's do you hear
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: about the Gold Heights in Toronto where the guys robbed
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the airport? No?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Is that is that like the one like the is
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: that like the good fellas won the tons of heights
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: or whatever?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: What about it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Remember that ship that dog.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Whenever I hear about heist like that, Like when I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: looked it up and I found out the fucking the one,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the one in Henry Hill and the good Fellas where
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: he's in the shower and I found out it was real.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: That scene became everything to me because he sold a dog.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, that's exactly how you would react if
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you hear it dog.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: He was, I don't know what we're talking about. Have
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you've seen good Fellas? Good Fellas? Yeah, okay, so you
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: know what good Fellas?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And he was like, we walked out of the airport
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: in fucking five minutes and without hurting nobody, and we
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: gave Polly his cut, like and I didn't know that
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: was real, but then I looked it up, I was like,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: this is a real heist. Then that scene fuck just
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: meant a little bit more to me, like because I
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: was just like, yo, like, what's his name? Henry Hill
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: just sells the fuck out of it because you get
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: so hyped, And I'm like, imagine how hyped you get
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: walking out of there, like.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Millions as you walk away.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: What did he get at the end of the day
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: for a lifetime of loyalty three thousand dollars.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: That shit was crazy.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, bro, everybody has choices, man,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: and I think that as a man. Look man, if
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: you like, if you're a man out there, bro, I
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: think the choices you made, regardless if you're happy with
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: him or not, you had an option at some point
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: and you had to play your cards the way you
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: played them's there's definitely ways to turn them around. But
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: you got to stand by your fucking choices.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You make.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Dogs like a lot of people don't stand by the
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: fucking choices they make. Dog, and is a man as
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: much as you whatever, I don't. I don't know what
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: you believe in or not dog, but that's just that's
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: a part of a duty.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Dog. If you got a fucking dick and balls dog,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: ye's some ship. You gotta live by, dog because there there.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You can't be a faulty motherfucker. You can't be a
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: shaky motherfucker. You can. You gotta be a man of
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: your warrior dog.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: And some people aren't. And that's why a lot of
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: the people get caught, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: we only hear about the people that got caught. There's
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: so many people. There's so many things that have been
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: stolen that we'll never hear about because we don't. No
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: one ever got caught for it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: What about that food who fucking the wonder was never
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: found again? He jumped off a plane, oh with the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: bag of money.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah that dB Cooper, Yeah, dB Cooper w yeah like that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: That that's a fucking crazy ship dog. Well that uh
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: that gold heist from Toronto. These guys walked in.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: There's a plane coming with like two hundred million dollars,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: two hundred million dollars worth of gold for the Toronto
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: was for a bank or something, and these guys walked
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: in with their fake uniforms and said they had to
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: move shipment and just picked it up and picked it
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: up on the skid and left with it. And then
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: bunch of them got caught, but they didn't find all
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: the gold.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: That's like, you're getting caught in the dope game. But
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: you know, you buried some money out there, and then
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: we had out. Yeah, bro, you melt that ship and
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'll come back for this later. It's like,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, you know who who I met that
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: was crazy that I that I met. But I'm like
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: this guy when he got out of jail. He must
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: have had some kind of money out there, you know,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: George Young blow the real guy, I don't know, like
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: the real guy. I met him, Like I met him
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: a few times. Yeah, I met him three times, like
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: because he was getting in the weed. See, I had
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: one of his books he signed for me, like you know,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: and and I'm just like, it's crazy because you see
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the movie and then you feel for him at the
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: end because his daughter never seen him again.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And then you've seen his daughter actually be there at
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the end of his life.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: And all this is in jail, right like she no,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: she doesn't like he never see his daughter again. There
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: he goes into the garden because he realizes that she's
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: not gonna wan to see him again, and he's fucked.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: But like meeting the actual person, it's fucking crazy, dog
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: like because you're just like you look at him and
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: you're like, he can't flown it. But I believe he
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: has some kind of money stashed out there.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Bro, they're still finding tubs of money from Pablo Escobar, No,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: because they hit it all over the place.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're still finding because now with
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: today's technology, bro. I think like the government probably has
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: a fucking satellite scanner dog.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: They can look at the land and be like, there's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: something there, dig it up, and then that's it. Like
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: there's probably way too many things for them to go
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: dig everything. There's probably so many things in the ground.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: People have been bearing shit forever. That's true.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I mean you know when now when when uh we
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: moved into like my parents.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: House, dog like they moved in there, they found a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: gun buried in the backyard. Oh really yeah, it was
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: like when they were planning trees and all this ship.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I was just like, what the fuck? And when you
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: guys with a gun? Oh ship, like it was like
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the early nineties. But I was like, what are you
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: gonna do?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's just buried fucking revolver ship, like a little one,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: like a little.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: It?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that was just like yo, somebody just
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: fucking buried that. But it probably happened away from there
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: because yeah, like yeah, likely like probably some the homeowner
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: prior to that or something. Though, I did some ship
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: we gotta move.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And I want to think about it. Imagine that's the
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: fucking bank robbery one motherfuckers went in there just just
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: they're just living large dogs.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Can what happens if we just throw a gun in
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the garbage.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: At that time, nothing happened because it like the guns
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: are like like prevalent everywhere, Like guess it's a it's
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: a mistermeter if you get caught. In the nineties, everybody
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: had when people were people would go buy a win
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and put.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It in the glove compartment, no problem.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, you remember that time, right, people literally were
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: fucking like everybody had.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: A gun in the nineties.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like everybody, bro, like your theos, you're somebody
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: somebody like literally it was easy, bro, every theal and
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: thea had a fucking gun.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Bro. Like in some way somehow everybody had one and
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: everybody was rolling around with it. It was easy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: And then then when they started putting control, like when
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: they started doing this like oh, we'll get you will
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: gift card if you go turn in your gun and
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: all this ship, like they started trying to take it away,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: try to take it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Away from people. The gun return, the gun return bullshit,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: get a toy for your kid.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm like, just I'm like, what if I
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: just go to the toy story, give me a toy.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, and I getta keep my gun, bro,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Like you know, like.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Because they must find guns in the dump all the time. Yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you know, I think so. It was like they turn
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: them into the police, and the police do the whole
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: fucking because like what if it's a gun from a
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: murder or something. I don't I don't think. I don't
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: think you could. I don't think they look through the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: garbage like that. Bro. Like, imagine how much bodies now
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: when it gets to the dump at a certain point,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: somebody is organizing. Really, somebody's throwing some ship. Think if somebody.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Threw a fucking like like let's just say they threw
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: a hand in there, like some guys in there.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You just throw like a body part in there, like a.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Week, Like, who the fuck is gonna know? Bro, Like
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: you put it in the fucking with all the shrubs
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: and all the ship and the manure and and the
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: dog ship and everything.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe somebody will come across it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe not like like I would like to believe that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't like to believe. But there's yeah, dog,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: like nobody's sorting through all that garbage. Dog, there's probably
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: some of the some saw motherfucker out there who's just
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: like a little piece of the leg every week, and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: then we get rid of it, you know what I mean?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, there's probably so much garbage. And
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: don't you guys like ship your garbage? What do we do?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: We just bury it, we send it to Venezuela. What
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: do they do with it? They picked through it and survived.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: So it sounds fucking what bro this is this, it's
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: the sad, It's the inconvenient truth. I'm sorry, it is
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the inconvenient truth. I don't make the rules. I'm not
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not the one saying send it to Venezuela. I
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: wish we recycled more shit. I don't make the fucking rules.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I just live on this earth. Dog, So I feel
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: free of Venezuela. But hey, our garbage is probably, like.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, some sick garbage you guys, Yeah right, like,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: oh my god, they waste so much?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, or send it to like, uh like Philippines.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a good left doors dog.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's a fund up situation in the Philippines. Dog,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: they eat this, they like it's so poor out there
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: that they have people that will like get leftovers from
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: like the fast food restaurants, like for actual people that
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: sell and like people are throwing like their food in
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: the trash.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Let's say you didn't eat your fries.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And they'll mix all that food and refry and make
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: a dish out of it, like all the random leftovers.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You call this bangs. It does have some weird ass
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: name like that. Oh, Norm, ask him about you would
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: tell us he did this.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: We went, oh yeah, man, it's fucking good.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: A bunch of I took a bunch of comics. We
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: went camping and cottaging and you get in the old
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: man run. Norm came and he got we're having a
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: fire and you want to hear the most Filipino thing
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: he ever made on the fire pit.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: No, he took this. He took a stick.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: You put a mushroom, I mean not mushroom, marshmallow and
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: a little sausage and it's a sausage marshmallow thing.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And he's like, this is something we do in the Philippines.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: It's what the fuck? They eat everything? I mean, because
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: when America left, they love they love spam.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, I've been to the Philippines. This ship was
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: dirty as fun. Hey man, salutory, Hey, let us know
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: where you guys have fucking traveled, all right, let us
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: know if you guys have traveled, if you guys plan
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: to travel.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Anytime next year, let us know where the fuck you
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: guys are going.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, today, we decided to give you guys an extra episode, man,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna yes, we are doing a fucking giveaway
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: at the end. So thank you to all the super
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: chatters if you want to win. We don't Smoke the
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Same chick lits collaboration, just super chat anything. And I'm
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: gonna tell you guys something about my merch. I'm going
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: back to just making very super limited batches of everything.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: So there's only gonna be at the most twenty four
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: of each hat or twelve if that. If you get it,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: you get it. If you don't, you don't. I'm not
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: gonna make some of these designs again.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: So I started with this one right here, uh, which
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: is the we don't Smoke the Same one. I have
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: an ass tray that will be coming out uh to
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: match it as well, and it's gonna be shaped like
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a very heavy ass tray. So but yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I made this design for the podcast that we don't smoke,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the same podcast, and it's a very unique hat rhymestones.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: There's only twenty three of them left, and I'm not
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: gonna say twenty two.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I took another one, Okay, yeah, twenty two.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's true.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're right. I gotta the inventory.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: So there's only twenty two of them left, and uh,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not even because it's very limited. I'm not gonna
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: say the first ten people, everybody who orders one, I'm
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: gonna throw in one of these bags in there for
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: your dog. So one of these fucking doctor green Thumb's dog.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: How about that Green Thumb bag for the for the free.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I mean bag of joy dog.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Actually some fire in their dog.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, some fire ass joy that you can get
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: and be happy about. It's your it's a that's the
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: way we're gonna do it, dog. So all twenty four
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: people that get it, make sure you guys, fucking go
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and get it.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: A Flavors by his own dot com. It's actually really nice.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I got some bad weed this weekend and I came
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: in and I was complaining.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: And he's like, man, stop fucking complaining. Happy to wall. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I was just like cause he had weed and I
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: was and from far away, I was like, that's a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: lot of weed.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Why are you like, like, why are you asking me
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: for some? And then he's just like smelling dog.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: You understand you can't when you smoke bad weed. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: rather not smoke then surviving comic weed.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I'd rather not smoke than smoke like that wheed. All right,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: dogs burns back.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dog, there is such a thing, bro, because
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I've been there, like you could tell, like I remember,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I've been there since the days that like speed weed
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: used to fucking hook up the comics and they not
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: for nothing, no disrespect to them. They used to just
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: give him some fucking some joints full of fucking swag.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, just probably bottom of bag, just fucking trim
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: left over, you know what I mean.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It was swagged what they used to get. Then at
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: some point they were like, all right, let's get some
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: better sponsors. So they do hook them up with the edibles.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I have tried them. They're pretty good, but you could
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: tell it's like people don't know that in the distros,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: like if the edible does it come out like fully,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: like there's quality control. So like let's just say if
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: one of the gummies looks a little bit soft in
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: one area and the other doesn't look up to part
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: of the other one, that's a giveaway back and they
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: put it to the side. And then these are you
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: know what I mean this so you know, they put
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: that batch and then they give it to some of
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: the comics, they have somebody there with h with puff
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Co with puff Co dabs and all this ship and
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: they get there they're hooking them up and all this stuff.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: But like and then there's I've been there too sometimes
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: like but that that's the works.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: What I'm describing is the works.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: When they have like like a Whitney Cummings coming by,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: or like uh you know, like a George Perez, you
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Like they put stuff, but then like let's.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Just say you're you're giving it away to everybody, You're
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: like okay.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like or like or if it's not let's just
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: say like the craziest headliners.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, like this side
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: of the shelf, Yeah, you'll get it from that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: And I've seen that and that's what they gave.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You to day, no disrespect. Thanks for the free weed,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: but be like that man, It really be like they
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: don't spoke the same. You get a little bit spoiled sometimes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've been blessed doing comedy uh in the weed
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: world in Canada and then the business and everything. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: got introduced to good weed and then coming out here
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: and right away linking with you. There was no transition
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: of bad weed, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I got I got right into the game. I didn't
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: have to look for it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: So it's nice.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: It is ever gonna be like a problem from us,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: like blazing it too much.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, God forbid.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Like I mean like this is just my like stoner
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: logic right like I look at it like this bro like.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Tommy Chong hasn't died, like you know what.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, like like or like like you know, and
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, be real, it seems like he's he's he's
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: in good health. And I'm like, and he does. He
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem to be slowan down.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I think as long as you're like care of yourself
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and not you know, it's all about your diet and exercise.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Like my logic.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: My logic is just like like you know, if until
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: my weed hero is fucking like Snoop is still alive
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: and this this this motherfucker be smoking bloods maybe got
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: no sickle sale, you know what I mean, Like you
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, he's straight, bro.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Like no, I guess it'd be like that. Man, Just
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: gotta take care of yourself.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: But sometimes, bro, even if you take care of yourself,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: like this isn't that that's the saddest thing, huh, Like
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: when food still.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Get sick and they take care of themselves. That's also
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: like genetics, genetics.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: And also it's like the stuff they're giving us, Like
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: you could eat healthy and everything, but if you're buying
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: stuff from like vegetables, GMO vegetables or whatever, you know
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: what I mean, the chances are still high of you
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: getting all that cancer shit, the same thing that's in
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: the hot dogs and shit, you know what I mean.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: If you really want to avoid all of it, gotta
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: go true organic completely, you know what I mean, Like
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: grow your own shit.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: This is all the hot talk, but yeah, anything can
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: happen any day. You gotta be thankful every day that
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you're fine. But to everybody in the chat room. Make
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: sure you guys hit that thumbs up.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: If you guys want to win a chick lits and
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: we don't smoke the same collaboration, just make sure you
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: hit that super chat. Make sure you guys let us
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: know what's up. What's on your mind?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe should we open up the phone lines?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Is it's a randomly it's the Wali. Ask your questions.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: If you guys got a question about Duwali, give us
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: your best Indian accident when you call up Hello.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Dog, are we gonna do that shit? Can you give
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: us the best Indian dog? If you got a good
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Indian accident, you want to call up a Duali dog
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and wish the idiot. We don't smoke the same podcast
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: A happy Dali.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: That's the thing about the Wali. You can wish everybody
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: happy d Wally. It's it's about just fucking the light
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: versus the dark. So light a fucking candle, pray for
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: good vibes, and fucking pop some fireworks. If you don't
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: have fireworks and you have a gun to shoot in the.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Air, no food, don't encourage that, bro like where you're
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: gonna have to cut that one out.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to edit that little dog, there's a
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: water gun joke.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Whatever minute it is, save it, save it because we
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: definitely we that is one thing that will keep it yellow.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog like, I know exactly how we can do it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen America.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I've seen fucking Adams twenty two make the same face
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: when he has a gang banger talking about how he
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: fucking grabbed a certain item and did something. He's like
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: looking at the editor like.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Like bro, Like dude, I thought we had the fucking
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: second Amendment. You know what I'm saying.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: We do, dog like in the real world, but like,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: this is YouTube and you gotta play by their.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Rules, all right, YouTube this time I'll be back.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Like getting all fucking greats. He said that you try
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: to get the pod hacked by angry scammers.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Have you Have you ever been our podcast to hit
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you with You're like, no, actually, we do smoke the same. Yeah.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, he's remember when you said people getting fine
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: for fireworks some got doom call up and tell us
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: about that ship. Look, Tino, says eazone. Remember when you
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: said people were getting fired for popping fireworks? Some guy
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: from the OC got fined three hundred thousand dollars.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Damn? How many fireworks did he pop? Why that?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Because I told you, motherfucker's dog, there's fucking consequences. The
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: news told them, dog, there's consequences for your stupid actions.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: This ain't the eighties. You can't drive with a beer
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: in your fucking in your in your in your cup
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: holder anymore.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You can't fucking just be
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: out there fucking around fireworks? Did he popped to get
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: charge three hundred k?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of people that were acting crazy,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: dog like crazy. That guy must have been one of
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: those guys that was setting up the whole block.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Are you not allowed to shoot fireworks on July fourth?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Not in other residential areas because a lot of fires
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: happen that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Way, So where can you shoot them?
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Go to designated areas like the beach or you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: or like the desert type of shit, because there is
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of fires that do happen because of it,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: like uh, like the palm trees will catch on fire,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: and then if one of those things falls ablaze, like
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: your house is torched.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are a dry ass place. Yeah, I
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: don't know we're not dry.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: It's actually like us in La there's a lot of
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: moisture in the air, and there's a lot of salt
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: too because of the ocean.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: So like, but I mean, you're it's your trees and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: your fucking forestry and your greenerates dry. That's why all
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the fires start.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, fuck the rules, just be more louder since mega, man.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I don't look bro that that attitude. I guess a
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: lot of people in jail the dude, do whatever you want.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to jail, nitty, I have been
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: in jail and never been to prison. Not prison. Dog,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't have a fucking visa coming over here, dog, Like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I have been in a jail cell before. Have you
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: been in a cop car?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Have you been in a jail cellery? No, I've been
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: in the cell like in Vegas, like when I was
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: younger and ship like that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: And then my parents came to go get me. I
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: was in one. They helped me for a few hours
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and then let me go. What was it is that? What
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: was it for? Okay?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: So I was in my first year of university and
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I was living on campus and they have this thing.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Called like the thing.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: It was called like D plus D plus plus, DC
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: plus plus or something. It was this program where all
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the when you connect to your Ethernet cable to the computer,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: you have access to everybody so you can download movies
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: in ten seconds. Oh dog Nady started scamming no no, no,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: But like there was a moderator and one day I
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: was just like, I was on there and I said fuck,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: and the guy kicked me out of the fucking thing,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, what the fuck like?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: And then I was just like bitching about it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: And that night I was at a party at my
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: friend's a fucking dorm next door, and I was just
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: telling them I got kicked out of the fucking thing,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, and this guy's his fucking loser. This
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: guy's name was fucking I said, I said, whatever his
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: user name was. And some guy the party goes, I
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: know that guy. I know where he lives, right, And
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: we're all fucked up, right, And then everyone's like, yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: let's go over there and beat the fuck out of
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: that guy. And I thought everyone's everyone's just fucking around
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: having a good time, and I'm like, yeah, fucking go.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: We're all drunk, right, it's in It's in the next
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: uh building over of the dorms. So we go over
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: there and we're all walking into the building and then
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: we get to the fucking floor.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: There's four of us. We get to the door and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: my boys fucked up. He knocks on the door and
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: then some big fat guy opens the door and my
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: boy goes, yo, are you blah blah blah. He goes yeah,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and he just superman punches him through the door and
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: then they start fighting and I'm like, Yo, what the
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: fuck is happening. We break it up, and we all
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: just run away. We dip and like run back to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: my place. I go to my boy's house. I fucking
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: take off my clothes and take a different set of
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: clothes from him and go back to my apartment, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: like within an hour, fucking cops start knocking on our
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: door and they're like they're looking for me. They ask
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: our union Ish and I'm like yeah, and they take
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: me to the fucking uh to the jail and ask
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: me and then they're like we know that you and
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you and some people came and you assaulted this fucking guy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I didn't, I fucking I did it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I did it, denied it, and they put me in
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: this jail cell and they held me for like four hours,
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: and then they just let me go because they didn't
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: have anything on me. And then but it was the
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: middle of winter and they drove me like forty five
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: minutes away and they let me go and they figure
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: out your own way home from here.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: It was fucked.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Anyways, I got back and then the next morning, the
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: fucking ra guy came knocking on my door and he's like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: these guys are trying to threaten to kick me out
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: because they said that I did do it. And they're like,
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: you got to come to the office in an hour
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: because he's coming down and he's going to identify you.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: And if he identifies you, you're done. Do in your
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: fools do a lot of crime out there. I mean,
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but this is what happened. So then
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: I went to the washroom and I fucking shaved my
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: head and I shaved my beard completely clean, so I
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: looked like completely.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Different than I did. I put on the tightest T
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: shirt I had, so I looked I was a little chubby,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: so I looked really fat. And then I showed up
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to the thing. I walked in the room and the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: guy looks at me and goes, that's not him, And
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I got off and I fucking I got to leave.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck that's crazy. Damn, that's fucking wild.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Nuts.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was the that was I got held
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: in there for a few hours.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Right now, my fucking post. This guy's a fucking tracking
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: number in the fucking chart room. Who this fucking guy
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: who uh who said he never was a winner? Let
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: me post this, let me let me get this full
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: dog who's been lying? Dog, who's been fucking lying?
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: What happened? He made?
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm sorry for you doing live customer service
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: That's your tracking number.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: It's gonna get there tomorrow. But come on, not the
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: PLA has been all the way.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, you made him go off in this fucking
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: during tongue.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: A Right, we're gonna open up. We're gonna salute to
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: the person who just about the hat right now. Thank
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: you so much. And if you're on a budget for
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: the hat, bro, just use the discount code be Real TV.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: If you haven't fucking used it before, just use the discount.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I'll still hook you up, but I'm only making twenty
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: four pieces of every single hat or twelve pieces of
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: whatever the ashtray that's coming up. You either got to
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: come be a guest on the podcast to get it,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: or you gotta be twenty four of those people to
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: get it, because they're gonna be sick. I'm working on
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: like a very exclusive limited line. So hey, I'm sorry man,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: to all the real collectors and to all the people
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: that wanted a lot of stuff. It's just a lot
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: of inventory, man, and I want to make it more exclusive.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: It is, and then you can look back at it
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: and be like, in five years when this podcast is
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: fucking ten times bigger than it is right now, you
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: guys are gonna be like, Yo, I got that fucking
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five drop October twenty twenty five drop.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: There was only twenty four made. Yeah, be twenty four
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and now you can sell it for two grands? What
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: is all popping? Yeah? Yeah? All right? Uh, do you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: have a do you have a road cast?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Run?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Alright? Let me let me disconnect from this ship.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Allude to everybody and there make sure you guys hit
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: that thumbs up. I'm not gonna be doing the Doctor
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Green Thumb Show today, but I will be doing tomorrow
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: instead of Wednesday, because tomorrow we have Chavo Guerrero from
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: w w E. And yes, I will get it. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: will be getting like three action figures that are sealed signed,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: so I can have those on whatnot. But I'm gonna
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: keep one just like I do what the Godfather wants.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I have like one each. And I'm just like, all right, bro.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: What's your phone number? Doctor? Phone number? Again? Oh? The
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: phone number? All right, hold on, I'll put the phone
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: number up there. Yeah, make sure you guys write the
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: ship down. I've stayed out loud so we can hear it,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: so I can turn to memorize it night. I gotta
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: find the app right here, man, because I'm over here.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: It's cool, all right. Let me see the.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Phone number you get call is at four two four
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: two two seven five four five seven, And once again
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: four two four two two seven five four five seven
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: if you want to call up and wish nitdiot, wish,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: wish us a happy Dwali.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: And give us your best Indian accent. Have a holly
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: jolly the Wali. Do you guys get president for Dwally too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna get? I don't know, haven't I'm
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: not home. I wish I was home this year. I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: missed my family. It would be nice to go back
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and like hang out with everybody, eat some food each
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: fireworks and ship. I would have a little chutney with
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: my food. Have you tried to Have you ever tried
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: to Chinese the salt saucer? Right? Yeah, it's a blended sauce.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: So you could say, why don't we Why don't they
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: fucking make like a you know what to be cool,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: like a PB and J Simosa PB and jsimosa, so
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: like a deep ride uncustable. Yeah, that's basically what you're
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: asking for.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm not getting the calls let
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: me see, but I'm kind of getting them, but they
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: just go straight to voicemail.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I talk shit about our food dog. Indian food is sick.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I almost ordered Indian food last Thursday. I ordered something
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: to eat you should have Maybe I'll do it this Thursday.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Instead of ordering. What do you guys do? Just microwave beans?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That's what you guys? Fucking a little fucking.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I ain't even say anything that statement, Okay, Usually what
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: somebody calls it literally, uh, it'll start rigging.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. If you guys are calling, just
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: call it up and we'll pick it up. If not,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I'll call you back or something like that. But I
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I have the phone line open.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: By the way, I went to Not Scary Farm yesterday.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: It was pretty fucking tight.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie, it was not as packed as uh
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: as I thought as I thought it was gonna be.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know why it's not going because I have
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: it on. Do not disturbed because some because some fucking
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: assholes like to disturb. Yeah, I like to like to
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: fucking have this ship or they like to uh literally
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: just NonStop fucking call.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Oh there it is somebody.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Somebody knows how to use the phone number.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Right and they hung up Hello, Hello, Yo, what is
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: up your other We don't Smoke the same podcast?
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Did you hear him?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Sorry again? He was ready?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Well he hung up My bad, dog, I hear it. Yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: this is weird. Let me let me call this food.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to call this person. Thank you for calling that.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: We don't Smoke The Same podcast? One question, why are
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you gay? Is their mother know you're gay? Can you
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: hear me? That's weird what people are calling and it's
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: just hanging up. You pay your pham build dog. Don't
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: guys subscribe to their bullshit dog? Thank you for calling.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: We don't smoke the same podcast. How can I help you?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: What is the wally? Well? Thanks for asking? It's actually
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the Festival of Advice? What's her name?
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Like people are calling and it just doesn't let me like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's weird, dude.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: What do you eat during the wally?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm?
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Many things? Sweets, your favorite dishes, some Brianni, some non,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: some butter chicken.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Sog sog, spinach, spinach.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Cream spinach. That sounds pretty bomb.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: It's pretty fire dolls that it's like a lentil soup
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: type of dish event. We love lentils, No ship, We're
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: big with lentil. Were lental people? People in the chat room?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Does it go straight to voicemail? Like? What is like?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: What's the deal like? Because I see some of you guys,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: but I'm not getting the fucking calls, you know what
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Call it back, Try calling one of those numbers.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Back, since I got to register with some kind of
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: some kind of phone carrier.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: For business. Do I have a yes ex idea?
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if the walley is like pretty much Christmas meets
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Fourth of July, because we pop off fireworks, it's a
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: fessel of lights.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: You light up fire you.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Light up candles all around your house, all around the streets.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: You fucking you hug an Indian?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna try calling some of you fools back.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Let me try calling some of you fools back. Guys.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I think I got the wrong number.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: No, you don't. Hello, thanks for calling? Are you gay?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I guess he's gay? Yo? What up here?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I know we don't smoke the same podcast.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Your phone's working?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Dog? Okay? Cool dog? Somebody somebody just they just keep
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: calling and hanging.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Up a bunch of fucking idiots. What's up, mass? Mega?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, what's here's a fucking phone? Yeah?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Guys?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: You guys killing?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: What's up? Idiot? I mean, what's up? Mega?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I thought you was gonna give us an Indian accent.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Talk to me.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: No, No, I'm not racist like that, bro.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: You can do it like it's the wally.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Nah, but real talk. Then I started, it's pretty good.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so give me an Indian accident. Dog.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Come on, I don't know how to do that.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know you guys hear it? Come on, come on, no,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: give it to me, dog.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: Okay. I remember the movie A Sino Mad with seven,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Like we used the Jews and he says, stop, we're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: in the Jewels.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good, dude.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Either you just got to apply that to other words
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: and you'll be killing it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I'm telling you, you guys are all
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: taking over the world right now.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Can't stop us. We can't be stopped now.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: I just want to Yeah. Good, you know, everything and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: me in a city. We got new positions and new job,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: so relocating. Uh, you know, just everyone wants to know
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: Alex is doing. Okay, he's We're just taking it one
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: day at a time. But we're just chilling, just living
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: life and just making memories. Man, we didn'tven know how
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: much time we have here on earth, and we're just
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: living our life, you know, just being a family man, working,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: making memories, being going to food places, middle podcast here,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: small businesses, you know, just just living the life all.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: In la you know, Okay, I appreciate. I appreciate you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: sharing that Mega man. I appreciate you sharing that your
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: son is doing is okay and stuff. Yeah, job too.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: You know what I will say this with Cindy and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: nice new jobs, you know, is not what you know,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: it's who you know. And we got our new jobs
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: because of podcast listeners. Isn't that kind of trip You
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: can find a job if if you really have a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: co following people support you or podcast listeners, and and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: that's the thing that we gravitate, you know. We just
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: we want to be ourselves, you know. And Uh, with
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Cindy's new position, you know, I'm fucking proud of her. Man,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: I'm really really proud of her. With my new position
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: and all, and uh, this is the time to level up.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: This is the time to fucking level up. Like I know,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: everyone talking about the podcast verb, Yeah, who cares about that?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: Just live life, man, like the connections that you're gonna
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: get out there, Like how I see you guys hustling,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: I see h raise me, uh etc. From time. You know,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: I still you guys while doing your thing. You guys
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: just take it to the next level.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Man, Thank you man, I appreciate that. Mega man, And
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: congratulations to you and your job. And it's in your
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: new job with your lady too.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna have say just two things
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: before I let you go. Short on time, You guys
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: got to go to Steady Brewery because they are waiting
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: for you guys to come check out the fucking beers.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're actually we're actually planning on filming you know,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: this upcoming week. So i'st planning on setting that up.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you for reminding me.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And if you go to that plaza, h there's
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: a place that makes good cupcakes and cakes. There's a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: place that makes bread and coffee. There's a legendary Mexican spot.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: And there's another person it's called who owns this spot
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: called Pizza Parlor. Good delicious pizza. But I highly recommend
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: try their meat fall Salleich. It's really really delicious. And
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: the beer is at Steady Brewery to do ownership. They
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: just made a Mexican logger for support to the l
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: A f C and all. But they have some delicious beers.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Ray you go over there, bet you're gonna like their beers.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: They have a delicious cucumber beer, a red ale beer,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: they made a good ube beer, a Filipino beer. It's
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: really delicious. They really have, Yeah, they have. They have
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: like all mixtures at all, but there's some good stuff
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: that they have, a hidden juice beer and october Fest
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: at all. And I think they're getting ready for I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: think for November December to start making a lot of
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: the holiday beer.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I like a lot of the stouts. Man,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I definitely I look forward to that, man. Thank thank
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: you for sharing for reminding me that on that too
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: And one last thing, I hope you guys one day
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: get Blue Devil from Hayes World to come on the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: wheels the same podcast that will be ethics.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'll reach out to that for you know,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I met him when I've been to h their podcast.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: But I'm definitely gonna I'll reach out.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, man, But keep on doing what you guys
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: are doing. I'm watching the show right now and and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: we don't smoke the sameful life.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: You guys keep on doing what you're doing.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You may make a man same team.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: All right, you guys have a blessing to day. Happy,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: happy Monday morning.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Happy Wally baby. No, all right, damn. Now, I don't
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: know why his phone call got through.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Everybody else's phone call just keep going straight to a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: voicemail and they've called like six seven times.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: You can't call it back. The center is not in
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: your contact list.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Let me see.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, neither is anybody else. And that's I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: don't know, that's so weird. Let me see, Yo, thank
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you for calling that We don't Smoke the same podcast? Yeah? Why? Yeah?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Either way, I'm trying to take your guys' phone call.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: So sorry, I don't know that you guys there somebody
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: else getting through.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: Oh all right, yeah, I'm.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Trying to turn turn your turn your turn your TV down. Please,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I fe're if you're calling right now? You're on air,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: What's up? Yo?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: You're on the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Right bean Chick got on only Hello? Hello? Hello? Yo?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: What up here? I know we don't smoke the same
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: podcast as this?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Oh it's Brandon.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: What's up? Brandon? Where you calling from?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: It's all right, bro, I'll bet the university studios today
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: before I have to go to this red carpet event
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: at Paramount.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go to a red carpet event in Paramount.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there is a private event today at Paramount for
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: this new movie.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Sick. What's it? What's the movie about?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Uh uh yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I can mention any names, but
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: fuck it. It's a new Dave Franco movie that comes
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: out like a new love story.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, I mean done.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one of them Franco movies.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: That's that's dope. Like what do you how are you doing?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get like what?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Like you just you had to you're a part of
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: like a screening club or what?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: One iota shout out one iota. Okay, oh yeah, l
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: a film school. I got your road manager, Glory Tracynonez
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: to go to LA Film School and he's gonna speak
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: for about thirty minutes.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe what really, Trace is gonna go speaking at a
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: LA Film School?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: Have you ever been there? It's really medium side. I
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: recommend you guys think well.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Ray Ray actually graduated from there.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's institution.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never mind, I'm sorry. You went to the New
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: York's Film Academy. Did you go to some kind of that?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: I went to Los Angeles.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I felt like you attended like film school.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Man, Oh, I attended classes.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, school, my dad. That's impeded.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: My dad.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: He always said, you make it. You make your home
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: wherever you lie. Because we lived in Orange County because
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: my mom wanted to move out of l A when
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: I was when I was a baby, so we moved
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: to Santate. No, we moved to Tustin. And then because
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: they kind of followed some aunts. You know, you know
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: when your when your mom and dad followed like their
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: cousins to the city to go together. Yeah, the you know,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: happy family barbecue stuff like that. So my cousin shout
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: out the Dodgers. He's a Dodgers fan living in Santa Ana.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Going to beat the Dodgers in the playoffs World Series. Baby,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: we're about to win against the Mariners.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: That was derailro Man. His daddy played for the Angels.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: Because I grew up out there. But yeah, shout out,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: shut out. We'll see, we'll see there's no dogs.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: But hey, so.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: His wife grew up.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: You got to give.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: Come up one polling te com mon tell on man.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: He had that ship ready to go. He said, I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: thought you never asked the Dodgers guys.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: Now that's why you're what I'm watching you guys on
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: you and I'm laughing. I'm just enjoying the show.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Thanks for watching that. I appreciate you, man, Thank you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: for watching Man, and uh you.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: Know, yeah, I'm gonna get your boy on at l
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: A Film school.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, Lord, that's dope. Man. I mean, Trace
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: does that.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Definitely has experience on the tour life, so he could
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: definitely has them insight. He also did a lot of broadcasting,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: so he's definitely has a lot of insights. So hey, man,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: appreciate you sharing that, and enjoy that movie today.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Man, we'll see if I make it. Set you out
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: the house for sure.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Brothers, Hi, guys, have fun.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Take care of man. Fuck the Dodgers, Fuck the Mari Nurse.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: Bye, Ali, guys, got.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: All right, perfect, All.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Right, solutor, everybody who actually has been able to get through.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing the super chats, and we're actually
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: gonna get to the super chests. We might end it
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: just a little bit earlier than eleven thirty. I mean,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: it just depends on how long the superchats go. But
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: it's just because there's a lot going on in the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: studio as well today.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: So if I I, and we.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Still gave you guys a fucking great a great show
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: on a Monday, even though I didn't get my fucking turbine.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Let me check Amazon, Bro, Amazon, what's up with Amazon? Amazon?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Why was there a blackout? What happened with Amazon?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: There's like a massive shortage.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: It's like a massive shortage of some bullshit dog with
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: the with the internet or or their service. It doesn't work.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Bro, Like all their services don't work.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's sad.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Pick it up Amazon, Jeff Bezos, if you're watching, look
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: at what I get when I checked the tracking.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: A dog that says, oh, something went wrong on our end.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I ordered so much shit from Amazon, Dude. Every time
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I check, it's a different dog.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Look try again, Mine is working, like I says, We're sorry,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: but your delivery is late, man, my fucking turban dog.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Amazon shut down, they're saying. They say Amazon shut down
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: really because of the government sucks.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: I got my ship, dude, first thing I got my
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: new place. First thing I ordered. It was a mattress
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: and a biday and I went in and stopped the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: day the other day.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Did you share the beday with your.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: I have my own bathroom. Taco, I have my own bathroom.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I haven't met to Del Taco in a hot minute, honestly,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I've had some. I love Del Taco, Don't get me wrong.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: It's there for me when I need it always. It
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: doesn't let me down, you know, it's loyal. But lately
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I've been having some bean and cheese burritos from some
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: like you know, mom and pop from some what do
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: you guys call your moms and dads chops and like
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: you there's some good bean and cheese britos.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Out there, you know.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Hey, somebody in the chat room said, Okay, fuck you guys.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Must he said, we're just sitting in the van getting
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: paid to watch you guys right now.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: He works at Amazon. Really yeah, so I guess your package.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: It's time to come. Bring a dog. You couldn't bring
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: me my turbine dog? Yeah, he needs next episode, he's
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: gonna have a turbine. I'm gonna have my sombrero. It's
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be fun about you a turbute. You're gonna have
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: to wear the other ones for chicklets. He said, He's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: not gonna wear a costume. It's not a costume. It's culture.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: It's culture. Do all right.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: If I'm gonna wear a sombrero and smother salsa behind
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: my ears, you guys can wear turban.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: First of all, nobody wears salsa. Al don't lie. I've
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: smelled you. We've smelled you too. It's not pleasant, all right.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's get into some of the super chats.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: First one comes from Louis Diaz says, same team, time
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: for packing salads.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: No more dates, fuck is what he writes.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from Louis Diaz says, same team on
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: the forklift and joined the show.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: High as fuck. Salute to you, Louise.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: That's the food that sends us the videos of the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: ladies that were fainting in the hot ass.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Weather solute to that food.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Meet up with that food, but I just didn't have time.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: It was a busy weekend. But yeah, that was supposed
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: to a busy ass. Food brings some dates, like actual this.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah like dates?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: You like dates? Love dates? Yeah, that's like sad people food.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: It's good for you.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Fucking hate dates.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I don'tlike the.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: Taste, the natural sweetness, don't like the look, unlike the texture.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: It's like a chocolate bar, but.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: It is not chocolate dog. Next one, the liar's villain.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Am I trip it?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: Or is there a show on Monday?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I forgot today's you're tripping out, dude.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: It's fucking yeah, you're They're good for you though, definitely
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: good for you, but hate them taste wines. It's good
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: for you, Fiber, This is off fiber. I'll tell you what.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: I'll put the dates in my overnight oats. I'm making
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: overnight oats tonight.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: You put them. One thing I've never made. I've never
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: wanted to make it because I'm like, what if I
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: like it? Good for you?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I've made one parts of its, one parts of milk,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: some greeky yogurt, and then put the wet over the
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: fuck you want cinnamon brown sugar, then you can put
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: your toppings.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: You're making your own little.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Bowl whipped cream on it too.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Then you're just ruining it.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why if you wanted to, I'm just saying you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: don't have to.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: That skinny person talk.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: Next one, Next one, Tino Santo, shut up, shout out.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: We don't smoke the same Happy da Walie, nitty huzza.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Wali, Thanks for sucking I help you have a hally
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: jolly wally nady huzza, it's a magic baby.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Man, have a blessed day everyone, same team.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: So looks at you, e man.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: The liars ville in his bag. Are y'all going to
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: have the hotline today?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Tell the truth? We did?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: I mean we do, but you fools, I don't know.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Some fools.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: They just go straight to voicemail. And then some of
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: you fools know how to call. It is open, like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: right now it just says miscalls. It doesn't ring for everything,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: and you won't.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: You can't call that number back. I could, but it
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't ring whatever I call him back. It's weird technology
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: technology like some of them get through and some of
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: them don't. This is at some point I'm like, hey,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I really need texelport. My phone not working.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Next one man is sorry, burn it beto dope to
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: see y'all on the Monday. Keep it lit same.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Should we do more episodes? Do you guys think we
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: should do more episodes? But let's put a p Let's
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: put a poll and tell them if they will play
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: with two a week or should we do more episodes?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: If they would prefer like even like like if we
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: did Monday instead of Wednesdays. Sometimes I don't know, bro,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Sometimes on Wednesdays.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: I'd just be like, man, I think we need to
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: do Wednesday Thursday. I think we gotta add more days,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: but later times or whatever. I we should ask the people,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: what do you guys want the listeners? Because the people
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: who watch after, they'll just watch it after. It matters
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: most to the people who watch it live.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or when's the time you guys watch You guys
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: watch the live the most? That would be cool, Like
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I want to know that, Like when are you guys watching, Like,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: what's the most convenient time for you to watch a live?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That we do it schedule wed is it Thursday?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Or do you like? Yeah? Would you like more spontaneous
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: just random episodes during the week, you know what I mean?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: This week we got we got Demrick coming on on Wednesday,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: and we also have returning group of Rye, So the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Group of Rye will be back.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: In the house on Thursday. It's gonna be a hell
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: uh Spanish episode and I've been practicing my Spanish.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: See somebody guess what's up here on the We don't
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: spoke the same podcast as this.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Well, we don't smoke the same podcast.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Oh thank you for calling hello.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, I will have to create a hold the support.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Please please, this is me. I know, yes, sir. Why
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: are you get bloody? No? You do? You? You fucking
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: come in. It's got that you come in. Who's this
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: you know? Sir?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Yeh, Luise from from you, Arizona.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: I'm coming for you too.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: The curty number, polease, Louise, you're calling from Arizona. Yeah,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: he's the guy with the date. Yes, sir, the dates
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: look start. I need your I need your a curty number.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I need to get a hold of you for I
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: would not take this.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: I would not take this, Okay.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: I'm a homeboy.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm from you, Arizona. From where Arizona. I have a
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: rical store.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have rical store. I'm a homeboy.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Okay. But what's your name again, Louise D.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: That is my good name?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: What's your last name?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Louis DS?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: That is name?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh you went a little Mexican. There you can hold it.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: I heard it.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You fucking dropped a little Mexican. I tell Louise tas Okay,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not a Mexican. Okay, I just smell your name.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I like it. You're good man, but you fucking gotta
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: drop them.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: I just want to stright. Thank you, thank you. Don't
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: you come again.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: I'll call again on some other time. Thank you.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Please call any time you want. Happy. How are you today?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Well we have to fight to watch from Mexico.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: We could to watch from Mexico.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Here to ka boom kaboom.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling, dog, appreciate you. Who's that fucking word?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Why he appreciate you?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Dogs? Thank you for calling? All so good? Dudee held
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: it so long. That was perfect. That's the type of
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: dedication we need, not this. Oh hello, I don't know
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: what to say. Sorry about that. I don't want to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: hear that. Give me a full conversation. Tell me about
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: your day. Went to the bathroom at work and he
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: was just there. That was so good. Right, Next one,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Next one is from min it's the painter Ocean. Thirteen
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: is where they shake the casino, not eleven.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was at thirteen is probably.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: It's a fucking Oceans eight.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: They started putting women in it.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's the one Oceans eight I've seen.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Is what's wrong with society?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: I've seen thirty five minutes of that movie.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I did not like it too much. Like Mama, Mama,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Why did they do this? Mama for real the good
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: old days? Mama, Oh man, did you put the pole
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: out on?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: What I did? Put a pole up? Next one, go
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Cry Elsewhere Death buyd that ash Cray Thank you?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: I'll have the sample done soon and then we'll be
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: able to have those. Wy'll be very limited.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Got this.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Next one's for Michael Taylor, Secret Man. You lit af
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  Speaker 4: this week? Join the Patreon. Don't Sleep Mother for the
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: same team. Must Love to Ease Zone Ray Lady and Chicalety.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah that fools not. It wasn't feeling too too hot
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: this morning.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: So it wasn't feeling too cheek lits today.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ciletti, we missed you, Chica. Letty took some time
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: off and yeah, make sure you guys joined the Patreon.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff on the secret menu right now,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: so I would definitely take advantage of it. If you're
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: on there already, just go ahead and look at it.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: It would be who you secret? You don't like secrets,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I guess not.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Next one, Next one we got Jose Mourga, great show. Ay,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: I never got the I never got my house show
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: for October third? What's the last winner?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Lo l I just send them the tracking number in
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: the chatter.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: I remember, hey, glad that worked out though, man seriously.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Next one Vivid for to one much love one day
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: on me all you guys, we hope.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: To meet you too. Chicklets thought he had to wear
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: a turban, so he canceled. I didn't want to appropriate.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, dude, I love my brand and I'm not
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: going down. There's a lot of Indian guys who are
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: buying my ship.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Imagine like I would have walked into the gym and
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: then they would have been like, like they showed the
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Indian guys.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: This is funny. You think this is funny imitating my culture,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: your brand. You're canceled, man canceled by Indian culture by
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: associating like what the fuck did I could wear her?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Next want to wear somebrero and I'm bringing salsa.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: And bring it on there the dead.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Next one microwave beans.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Microwave beans. Next one is from Tino Santos. He sends
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: us the thumbs.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Up to you, Tino Santos, appreciate you.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Next one is from the liars villain. Thanks for the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: show on Monday, same.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Tube, same team.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Dog appreciate you showing up on Monday and us showing
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: up for you guys on Monday.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: This next one is from Terry Sucks. Why is a
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: paint scraper the preferred cooking utensil in India?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, Terry, I agree that what's this? What's
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: the question? Againsway again?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Why is a paint scraper the preferred cooking utensil in India?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Why do you guys? Fucking what? You
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: guys microwave beans and call it fucking CC? Yes, you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: guys do You're Honduran. You don't even know, and I
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: don't learn.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: And the last one is from Mega Man. I love
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: reading this one. Mega Man six, nine eight zero, Blue
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: JB Dodgers and six and Emmina Amazon shut Down. This
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: test runs to get America ready for Digit.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: O I D World Series Baby Champions, Blue Jays taking
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: the game tonight Game seven? Did you watch yesterday? Let's
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: go Baby?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: If you support We Don't Smoke the same podcast you
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: support the Toronto Blue Jays, I hope you know that
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: every view is a view for the Blue Jays. If
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: you guys get swept We're not like we're going to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: be doing the sweeping, brother, even though there's more Mexicans here,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: nobody doing the sweeping.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: You guys ain't beating o Tani. You guys don't know.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: We got big guys.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Ain't beating you guys ain't beating the dogs of Japan.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Yankees lose, the junkies lose. We're going to destroy you guys.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: Shout out, big Poppy. Next one oil Field Ape fire show,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Monday Fire, Monday's show, same tune. Dogs, appreciate you for listening,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gave it. What what what was the what
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: was the toll?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: Well, so far the toll is fifty one boats. Monday
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: show seventy seven percent.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Damn they want a Monday show. Mm hmm. Yeah, we
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: gotta we gotta do. We gotta do more research. What
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: about a Monday Monday afternoon show or an evening show.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: You can't do afternoon show because they got their show.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: You can, but just I don't know. Just we have
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: to we have to do.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: We have to we have to test out more, We
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: have to do more research. So we'll ask it. You
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: don't rush Wednesday and Thursday.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: But the flight is to have people watch. Now, people listen, They're.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Gonna listen anyways, like the show Friday Show, No, but
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Fridays are tough because Friday.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Mornings are tough.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Friday afternoon Fridays are the worst. Man, I think at
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the week, I don't know.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: We're gonna test that out if you guys enjoyed the show,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: and uh yeah, We're gonna check a little bit early
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: today just because I know there's a lot of stuff
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: going on in the studio and I don't want to
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: get in the way or trapped in here in a
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: little bit. So I want to thank you guys for
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: tuning in. We will be live back on Wednesday as
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: well and Thursday. So Wednesday tune in. We got dem
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Rick coming in the house talking about his new album.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: And and what is it. On Thursday we have GROUPO
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Rye or GROUPO Rye.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: And next week I'm working on scheduling in ashe so
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: you guys can have some spooky advice for this upcoming
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: mortals and you know the rest of your Halloween season
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: and ray you got any shout outs.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: Shout out to God, Wifey, the people who tune into
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: this podcast day in and day out. Stay tuned on Wednesday,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: check out the Morning Real podcast and check out the
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Doctor Grentham show. We got exhibit up in the house,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: so that should be fun. And yeah, shout out to
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: cheek lists too. Man, Yeah, feel better, feel better man,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: and yeah Nady sack Man.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Shout out to you guys. Happy to Wally. You already
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: know what it is. It's the number one Mexican podcast
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: in America. I'm happy to be here.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: November twenty third, I'm doing a show at the Comedy
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: Store with Russell Peters and Saul TrailO and a couple
• 1:27:18
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• 1:27:20
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• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: in New York. November twelfth, I'm gonna be doing the
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Surrounded show at the Stand. And November thirteenth, I'm doing
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: my show a Tiny Cupboard, So come out. Hit me
• 1:27:37
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• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: You already know what it is. Number one podcast in America.
• 1:27:42
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  Speaker 4: We have a super chat. Sorry, we have a super
• 1:27:47
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  Speaker 4: I agree where is the song.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll get around to it. My name is Eel
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm here to say just chat GPT. All right,
• 1:28:03
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• 1:28:08
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• 1:28:33
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