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New Dirty Little Secret:I’m ‘Selling’ It… But Not "Really” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the dirty little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: And if you got one, feel free reach out anytime,
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  Speaker 3: all right eight three three seven eight seven, one O
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  Speaker 3: two nine eight three three seven eight seven and one
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  Speaker 3: O two nine And also too, we got the results
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  Speaker 3: coming up of our Ugliest feet contest or least ugliest
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  Speaker 3: feet contest.
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  Speaker 1: We should say Pooh.
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  Speaker 3: And I both wore flip flops because he was talking
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  Speaker 3: trash yesterday and said he had beautiful feet. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 3: that was the words I heard come out of his mouth,
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  Speaker 3: that I had gorgeous ugly.
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  Speaker 1: He said he had gorgeous feet. I said, no, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not flex and either I don't either, But
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  Speaker 3: I mean I think my feet are the least ugly.
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  Speaker 3: So you can go vote at mix one of two
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  Speaker 3: nine FM if you want to go see those things.
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  Speaker 1: Wow do it? Yeah? I mean Pooh looks like he's
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  Speaker 1: been stomping around in chalk.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really he does?
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  Speaker 1: His feet look thirsty? What about you with that little
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  Speaker 1: dangling partisan what you call a pinky toe. He's not wrong, No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't whoa candae.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's fact he's got his own song hanging
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  Speaker 3: by the move. Okay, your toe, but your your big
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  Speaker 3: toe on your big toe and this is you can
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  Speaker 3: go look at the pick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making this.
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  Speaker 3: So your big toe has something going on, like it
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  Speaker 3: looks like you got a birthmark on your turning?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Did it get burned? Is it is?
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  Speaker 1: It got a scar? Like? What's going on with your
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  Speaker 1: big toe? Why is it marked up?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Well, your pinky toe looks like it's wearing a jacket.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a small cape. Stupid, Oh that's your nail.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a tiny toe. Now just one. It's like
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  Speaker 4: they're all like that one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't jump in and don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just clarifying for anyone who's confused.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a little nugget.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that don't have a big
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  Speaker 3: pinky toenail. It's actually be weird if you do. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't expect a big pinky tone, am.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you cut it? You don't he just eight.
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  Speaker 3: Three three seven eighty seven one o two nine. If
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  Speaker 3: you got a secret, don't really have to cut it
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  Speaker 3: that off. You just use sandpaper, just buffet out. No
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  Speaker 3: sand paper. You need to use sandpaper on the bottom
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  Speaker 3: of your feet. That's what you need.
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  Speaker 4: Okay this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you got a secret, sir, Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm technically not lying to my wife, but she
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  Speaker 2: would probably be annoyed if she knew the full truth.
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  Speaker 3: I like that, so technically I'm not lying in my
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  Speaker 3: own Oh what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So I still have my first car from when
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  Speaker 2: I was sixteen. It is a very cool Geo Tracker.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you cut out a little bit. You have your
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  Speaker 3: first car, your first car ever.
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  Speaker 2: My first car ever. I got it when I was
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  Speaker 2: sixteen and I still have it. It is a nineteen
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  Speaker 2: ninety five Geo Tracker.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want one at out three weeks?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, three weeks?
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  Speaker 1: Why why my cousin Vernon took it back and gave me.
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  Speaker 1: And that wasn't your car, you stole it. No, he
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  Speaker 1: gave me a r X seven and stayed. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in Pooh's life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Like Geo Tracker was my favorite.
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  Speaker 5: I want to do you remember the name, but I
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  Speaker 5: can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like it looked like little mini jeeps.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were the coolest those in the Azuzu whatever
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  Speaker 3: they want troopers, So you you have you still have it,
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  Speaker 3: that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I still it's baby blue, it's got the rims. I
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  Speaker 2: did everything in that car, so for states, road trips,
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  Speaker 2: blast and terrible music with my friends, and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I I love the car. I love my wife, but
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  Speaker 2: I have had the car longer. She hates the car.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, he hates the car. It's just taking up space.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have time to work on it since we've
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  Speaker 2: had the kids. Blah blah blah. And you know, she's
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  Speaker 2: not completely wrong. Obviously, life is busy, but you know
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  Speaker 2: what I feel like that cars a piece of my life.
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  Speaker 2: And when she's sagging me to get rid of like
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  Speaker 2: she's trying to get me to get rid of a
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  Speaker 2: piece of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Run, I get that.
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  Speaker 4: You get it.
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, is it in the garage? Is it
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  Speaker 5: like outside?
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  Speaker 4: Like I don't know. I'm just saying, do you still
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  Speaker 4: drive it?
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  Speaker 2: I mean sometimes?
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  Speaker 3: So you two are you fighting about this or what
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  Speaker 3: I mean? Is it a big issue?
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  Speaker 2: Well, so we had a huge argument the other week
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  Speaker 2: and finally I said, fine, fine, Fine, I'll put it
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  Speaker 2: on sale, and I have done that. It is on
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  Speaker 2: Facebook marketplace with pictures, the great descriptions. But I have
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  Speaker 2: not told my wife that my asking price is ninety
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  Speaker 2: nine thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Technically, technically I did what she asked. It is for sales.
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  Speaker 2: And if nobody wants to beat up nineteen ninety five
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  Speaker 2: geo tracker for just shy, I have one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot be blamed for that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, god, this is actually HYSTERICALI so you listed purposely,
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  Speaker 3: ridiculously high.
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  Speaker 5: So people are like, dude, right, that's not coming up
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  Speaker 5: in anybody's search.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: How much would you fit your childhood for it?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, right, Okay, that's the value to you.
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  Speaker 1: I get this. I understand.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's certain things that guys hold on to is men, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm also a hoarder, so I know it's really bad.
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  Speaker 3: As I get older, though, I'm getting rid of a
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  Speaker 3: lot of things. You'd be surprised I get them. But really, though,
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  Speaker 3: there's certain things your first car as a guy, that's
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  Speaker 3: such a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I know is a girl too.
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  Speaker 3: There's certain things we don't want to get rid of
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  Speaker 3: that old baseball myth that yeah, well, I'll never use it,
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  Speaker 3: but one day I might need it. Let me put
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  Speaker 3: in the garage. It's not bothering you. Why is it
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  Speaker 3: even bothering you?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you care? Can't this?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm just asking. Like, I'm a car person, so
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  Speaker 5: I get it. I wish I had. My first car
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  Speaker 5: wasn't mine, it was my dad's, and that's why I
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  Speaker 5: wish I had it.
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  Speaker 4: But like, I don't know. I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you say, no, babe, it's listed. I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to sell it. I just I'm getting no bites.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She'll ask me sometimes that interests and I say, no,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe it. No interest. I have a few
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  Speaker 2: people like roasting me. One guy wanted to know if
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  Speaker 2: it came with a private island.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I know what's funny is I was gonna say you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna end up going viral over this or something ridiculous,
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  Speaker 3: and then she's gonna be like, oh really yeah, ninety
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  Speaker 3: nine thousand dollars huh right, Oh that's great. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: mean listen, if you ever really want to sell it,
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  Speaker 3: I might do that.
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  Speaker 1: I might. I'm interested in me and pool split it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tracker boy, Well that's that's fine. I get it. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's a it's a it's a wholesome secret. It's
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  Speaker 1: not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean I wish my wife just instead
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  Speaker 2: of feeling like it was a pilot junk taking up face,
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  Speaker 2: if she was just like, look at it from my
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  Speaker 2: point of view. I mean, marriage is supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: a compromise, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, that's exactly right. It should be a compromise.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure she keeps some dumb stuff that you'd love.
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  Speaker 4: To get rid of that doesn't take up half the garage.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the compromises.
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  Speaker 3: Put it outside with the car cover on it, get
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  Speaker 3: it out of the garage, maybe go get storage.
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  Speaker 1: There's options. She just wants it done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: She just wants it gone out of his life. Like
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  Speaker 3: women take everything away from us that we love.
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  Speaker 4: No, thank you. All right, you might take away your motorcycle,
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  Speaker 4: but that's it.
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  Speaker 1: No, trust me, that's how marriage works.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Eric got rid of his motorcycle. Oh I got pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the no fund zone.
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  Speaker 4: It's dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: Do you really need that.
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  Speaker 4: No, he wrote it like five times in two years.
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  Speaker 1: Well that was five glorious times. It helped his mental health.