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- 0:23Speaker 1: Well, hello. Hello.
- 0:26Speaker 2: I am Samantha.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I am Annie.
- 0:30Speaker 2: And we are Stuff Mom Never Told You.
- 0:33Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie.
- 0:37Speaker 2: I had a plan to do a little jig out
- 0:39Speaker 2: here because of the vibe from last night. You know,
- 0:42Speaker 2: it changed a little bit. I was like, oh, we're
- 0:43Speaker 2: supposed to be dancing in here? What? But it's okay.
- 0:47Speaker 2: I'll do it again later tonight, I think. So we're
- 0:49Speaker 2: going to switch it up for this morning's presentation.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Yes. I think the vibe has already been switched up.
- 0:56Speaker 1: If you heard the music.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 0:59Speaker 1: You might be thinking, are we at the wrong show? No,
- 1:03Speaker 1: this is not an encore of stuff they don't want
- 1:05Speaker 1: you to know, even though that would be great. This
- 1:09Speaker 1: is stuff I've never told you. We're going to be
- 1:12Speaker 1: doing some interesting things. It's going to be really, really fun. Yes.
- 1:17Speaker 1: What are we doing then? I hope you know. Oh,
- 1:20Speaker 1: my God.
- 1:21Speaker 2: We are not prepared. No, we are so excited to
- 1:25Speaker 2: be able to do something a little different from our
- 1:27Speaker 2: normal podcast. Although, Annie, we do have a portion where
- 1:32Speaker 2: we get to do a little bit because this is
- 1:35Speaker 2: a fantastic writer right here, if y'all need to know.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Aw, thanks.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Which makes her a great podcaster. Yes, and she loves
- 1:44Speaker 2: to share her stories. And we're kind of doing something
- 1:46Speaker 2: like that today. Hint, hint.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Yes, hint, hint. But before we get too far into that,
- 1:52Speaker 1: we've got some shout outs. First of all, thanks to
- 1:55Speaker 1: our friends at Virgin Voyages for putting this whole thing together.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Delight.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Yes. Thank you to the Virgin team and to the
- 2:06Speaker 1: iHeart team who have taken care of us. They have
- 2:09Speaker 1: dealt with our random questions. our very ambitious request that
- 2:14Speaker 1: we're shot down sometimes.
- 2:16Speaker 2: We are officially spoiled, and so we're not going to
- 2:19Speaker 2: be able to do anything else unless it's exactly like this,
- 2:22Speaker 2: because we are a little catered to, but that's okay. Yes.
- 2:28Speaker 1: And thanks to all of y'all for coming. Look at
- 2:31Speaker 1: this lovely crowd. Yes. Yes, and shout out to the
- 2:37Speaker 1: people watching from the live stream.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Yes, hello.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Yes, cheers.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Cozy in your bed. It's really smart. I kind of
- 2:44Speaker 2: wish we could have also been, you know, in our
- 2:47Speaker 2: beds doing the podcast.
- 2:48Speaker 1: It'd be a whole different show. I'm sure that exists.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I'm sure it does.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Oh, we need to think about this a little longer then.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Well, that's for another day. For today. I have to say,
- 3:00Speaker 1: I never thought I would be saying I'm doing a
- 3:03Speaker 1: podcast from sea.
- 3:04Speaker 2: The sea.
- 3:05Speaker 1: That is something I never thought I would hear when
- 3:08Speaker 1: I started as a little baby intern in 2010. And
- 3:11Speaker 1: I asked my boss, what is a podcast? And yet
- 3:15Speaker 1: here we are. Here we are.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Yes, you are a veteran in this industry, which is rare. Like,
- 3:22Speaker 2: I didn't know what a podcast was until like 2015.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I'm like, what's that? What are we doing?
- 3:27Speaker 1: Radio?
- 3:28Speaker 2: That was what my mother asked me if I was doing.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Are you on the radio now?
- 3:31Speaker 1: No, no. Sometimes it's easier to just say yes. But yeah, Samantha,
- 3:39Speaker 1: I know you were a little nervous. You've never been
- 3:42Speaker 1: on a boat like this. How are you doing?
- 3:45Speaker 2: I'm a virgin to virgin and then any of the voyages. So,
- 3:49Speaker 2: you know, I get to say that. I am on
- 3:52Speaker 2: all the meds and I'm still a little wobbly. Today's
- 3:55Speaker 2: extra rocky. So this has been an adventure.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I think it's going to add to the ambiance.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Especially when I fall out the chair. So don't,
- 4:06Speaker 2: you didn't see that.
- 4:08Speaker 1: You also didn't see that I'm wearing the same clothes
- 4:10Speaker 1: I've already worn. That's okay.
- 4:12Speaker 2: That's what happens here. Also, yes, we are so excited
- 4:15Speaker 2: to be able to do a podcast live with you.
- 4:18Speaker 2: So exciting. Just as a quick reminder, Aside, afterwards, after
- 4:24Speaker 2: the Q & A, if you want to come talk
- 4:26Speaker 2: with us, meet with us, tell us all of your
- 4:28Speaker 2: grand adventures or give us suggestions, we will be at
- 4:31Speaker 2: the Draft House, right? Yes.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Yes.
- 4:34Speaker 2: I hear yes. I'm going to go with that. Yes.
- 4:36Speaker 1: And please come see us. We'd love to be social. Yeah. Oh,
- 4:42Speaker 1: you gave me quite a look as if that's not true.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. Sometimes. It's according to what I'm drinking.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Sometimes. So we are the closing act of this Stuff
- 4:53Speaker 1: at Sea voyage.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Such a big show. Stuff you should know. Stuff they
- 4:58Speaker 2: don't want you to know. Man, big acts to follow.
- 5:01Speaker 2: So don't expect much. Wow.
- 5:04Speaker 1: All right. That's one way to go about it. Yes.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Big shout outs to both of those teams. They are
- 5:10Speaker 1: so amazing. They're so great to work with. We're so
- 5:14Speaker 1: fortunate to get to work with them and See their
- 5:17Speaker 1: podcast live. That was awesome. It was so fun.
- 5:20Speaker 2: So, shall we start ours?
- 5:24Speaker 1: Yeah. All right.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Let's do it.
- 5:37Speaker 2: We're not going to clap, but we also usually do that, too,
- 5:39Speaker 2: if you were here for this, that they don't want
- 5:40Speaker 2: you to know. Sometimes we do three claps because, yeah,
- 5:44Speaker 2: that's right.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Hey, this is Annie.
- 5:48Speaker 2: And Samantha.
- 5:48Speaker 1: And welcome to Stuff Mom Never Told You, a production
- 5:50Speaker 1: of iHeartRadio. And it is officially October, which is our
- 5:57Speaker 1: favorite time of year. My favorite time of year, definitely.
- 6:00Speaker 1: And today, we have a very special episode for you,
- 6:04Speaker 1: coming at you live from Virgin Voyage's Valiant Lady. Yay! Yay!
- 6:12Speaker 1: That's right.
- 6:14Speaker 2: And if you can't tell, we have an amazing audience
- 6:19Speaker 2: participation happening. So we hope to hear way more of
- 6:22Speaker 2: that during this recording. We need that.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yes, hint, hint. But yeah, that's right. We are at sea.
- 6:30Speaker 1: But that's not the only reason this episode is special, right, Samantha? Yes, what?
- 6:36Speaker 2: Why is it special?
- 6:37Speaker 1: You are so convincing when you do that.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 6:41Speaker 1: And you are a theater kid, which is going to
- 6:43Speaker 1: come in handy.
- 6:43Speaker 2: High school theater right here. That's being society.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Am I right? Anyone?
- 6:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Oh, all right. Okay. So, you know, we love to
- 6:52Speaker 1: do some fiction on the show. We love to do
- 6:55Speaker 1: some dramatic readings, some cool sound effects. And thanks to
- 6:58Speaker 1: our super producer, Rima.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Hey, Rima.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Yes.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:04Speaker 1: We have some amazing sound design. for three stories that
- 7:09Speaker 1: are all in the public domain.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:10Speaker 1: So do not sue us.
- 7:11Speaker 2: We can't be sued.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Lowly podcasters.
- 7:14Speaker 2: No, we don't have money.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Nope. And then after each reading, we're going to have
- 7:19Speaker 1: a discussion of some of the themes like we like
- 7:22Speaker 1: to do. And we're starting off ambitious.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Very ambitious.
- 7:27Speaker 1: But with one that we couldn't leave off the list.
- 7:30Speaker 1: And that is Mary Shelley's classic, Frankenstein.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Or the modern Prometheus. which was first published anonymously at
- 7:39Speaker 1: the age of 20 in 1818, but she was 18
- 7:42Speaker 1: when she wrote it, everybody.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Mary Shelley, just killing it at a young age. I
- 7:49Speaker 2: feel really old when I talk about things like this,
- 7:51Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, 18, more 40-something, what have I done?
- 7:56Speaker 2: I need to write more or do something.
- 7:59Speaker 1: You can write a novel at any time, Samantha. Don't
- 8:02Speaker 1: put an age on that.
- 8:02Speaker 2: I'm going to do it.
- 8:05Speaker 1: I would bet that most of you know this story
- 8:08Speaker 1: very basically. It follows a scientist named Victor Frankenstein who
- 8:13Speaker 1: stitches together the body parts of several corpses and uses
- 8:17Speaker 1: electricity to bring his monster to life. And now the
- 8:23Speaker 1: monster wants a companion, a.k.a. a bride.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:28Speaker 1: And he wants Victor, his regretful creator, to make her
- 8:33Speaker 1: to make her for him. So we're going to dive
- 8:37Speaker 1: into themes and history, but first we're going to do
- 8:41Speaker 1: a reading from the original work. So let's get into
- 8:45Speaker 1: the story. As I sat, a train of reflection occurred
- 8:54Speaker 1: to me, which led me to consider the effects of
- 8:56Speaker 1: what I was now doing. Three years before, I was
- 8:59Speaker 1: engaged in the same manner and had created a fiend
- 9:02Speaker 1: whose unparalleled barbarity had desolated my heart and filled it
- 9:06Speaker 1: forever with the bitterest remorse. I was now about to
- 9:10Speaker 1: form another being of whose dispositions I was alike ignorant.
- 9:15Speaker 1: She might become ten thousand times more malignant than her
- 9:18Speaker 1: mate and delight for its own sake in murder and wretchedness.
- 9:25Speaker 1: He had sworn to quit the neighborhood of man and
- 9:27Speaker 1: hide himself in deserts, but she had not, and she,
- 9:31Speaker 1: who in all probability was to become a thinking and
- 9:34Speaker 1: reasoning animal, might refuse to comply with the compact made
- 9:39Speaker 1: before her creation. They might even hate each other. The
- 9:43Speaker 1: creature who already lived loathed his own deformity, and might
- 9:48Speaker 1: he not conceive a greater abhorrence for it when it
- 9:51Speaker 1: came before his eyes and the female formed she might
- 9:56Speaker 1: also turn with disgust from him to the superior beauty
- 10:00Speaker 1: of man. She might quit him and he be again alone,
- 10:04Speaker 1: exasperated by the fresh provocation of being deserted by one
- 10:08Speaker 1: of his own species. Even if they were to leave
- 10:12Speaker 1: Europe and inhabit the deserts of the new world, yet
- 10:15Speaker 1: one of the first results of those sympathies for which
- 10:18Speaker 1: the demon thirsted would be children, and a race of
- 10:22Speaker 1: devils would be propagated upon the earth who might make
- 10:25Speaker 1: the very existence of the species of man a condition
- 10:28Speaker 1: precarious and full of terror. Had I right, for my
- 10:33Speaker 1: own benefit, to inflict this curse upon everlasting generations? I
- 10:41Speaker 1: had before been moved by the sophisms of the being
- 10:44Speaker 1: I had created. I had been struck senseless by his
- 10:47Speaker 1: fiendish threats. But now, for the first time, the wickedness
- 10:52Speaker 1: of my promise burst upon me. I shuddered to think
- 10:56Speaker 1: that future ages might curse me as their pest, whose
- 11:00Speaker 1: selfishness had not hesitated to buy its own peace at
- 11:04Speaker 1: the price, perhaps, of the existence of the whole human race.
- 11:10Speaker 2: I trembled, and my heart fell within me when, on
- 11:13Speaker 2: looking up, I saw by the light of the moonlight
- 11:16Speaker 2: the demon at the casement. A ghastly grin wrinkled his
- 11:19Speaker 2: lips as he gazed on me where I sat, fulfilling
- 11:22Speaker 2: the task which he had allotted to me. Yes, he
- 11:25Speaker 2: had followed me in my travels. He had loitered in forests,
- 11:29Speaker 2: hid himself in caves, or taken refuge in wide and
- 11:32Speaker 2: desert heaths. And he now came to mark my progress
- 11:36Speaker 2: and claim the fulfillment of my promise. As I looked
- 11:40Speaker 2: on him, his countenance expressed the utmost of malice and treachery.
- 11:45Speaker 2: I thought with a sensation of madness on my promise
- 11:47Speaker 2: of creating another light to him, and trembling with passion,
- 11:51Speaker 2: tore to pieces the thing on which I was engaged.
- 11:55Speaker 2: The wretch saw me destroy the creature on whose future
- 11:58Speaker 2: existence he depended for happiness, and with a howl of
- 12:02Speaker 2: devilish despair and revenge, withdrew. I left the room and,
- 12:07Speaker 2: locking the door, made a solemn vow in my own
- 12:10Speaker 2: heart never to resume my labors. And then, with trembling steps,
- 12:15Speaker 2: I sought my own apartment. I was alone. None were
- 12:19Speaker 2: near me to dissipate the gloom and relieve me from
- 12:22Speaker 2: the sickening oppression of the most terrible reveries.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Several hours passed, and I remained near my window, gazing
- 12:32Speaker 1: on the sea. It was almost motionless. for the winds
- 12:35Speaker 1: were hushed and all nature reposed under the eye of
- 12:38Speaker 1: the quiet moon. A few fishing vessels alone specked the water,
- 12:43Speaker 1: and now and then the gentle breeze wafted the sound
- 12:46Speaker 1: of voices as the fishermen called to one another. I
- 12:49Speaker 1: felt the silence, although I was hardly conscious of its
- 12:53Speaker 1: extreme profundity, until my ear was suddenly arrested by the
- 12:57Speaker 1: paddling of oars near the shore and a person landed
- 13:00Speaker 1: close to my house. In a few minutes after, I
- 13:04Speaker 1: heard the creaking of my door as if someone endeavored
- 13:07Speaker 1: to open it softly. I trembled from head to foot.
- 13:12Speaker 1: I felt a presentiment of who it was and wished
- 13:14Speaker 1: to rouse one of the peasants who dwelt in a
- 13:16Speaker 1: college not far from mine. But it was overcome by
- 13:20Speaker 1: the sensation of helplessness so often felt in frightful dreams
- 13:24Speaker 1: when you in vain endeavor to fly from an impending
- 13:27Speaker 1: danger and was rooted to the spot. Presently, I heard
- 13:31Speaker 1: the sound of footsteps along the passage. The door opened,
- 13:36Speaker 1: and the wretch whom I dreaded appeared.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Shutting the door, he approached me and said in a
- 13:41Speaker 2: smothered voice, You have destroyed the work which you began.
- 13:46Speaker 2: What is it that you intend? Do you dare to
- 13:49Speaker 2: break your promise? I have endured toil and misery. I
- 13:53Speaker 2: felt left Switzerland with you. I crept along the shores
- 13:57Speaker 2: of the Rhine, among its willow islands and over the
- 14:00Speaker 2: summits of the hills. I have dwelt many months in
- 14:03Speaker 2: the heaths of England and among the deserts of Scotland.
- 14:08Speaker 2: I have endeared incalculable fatigue and cold and hunger. Do
- 14:14Speaker 2: you dare destroy my hopes? Be gone! I do break
- 14:19Speaker 2: my promise. Never will I create another like yourself, equal
- 14:22Speaker 2: in deformity and wickedness. Slave, I before reasoned with you,
- 14:28Speaker 2: but you have proved yourself unworthy of my condescension. Remember
- 14:32Speaker 2: that I have power. You believe yourself miserable, but I
- 14:37Speaker 2: can make you so wretched that the light of day
- 14:40Speaker 2: will be hateful to you. You are my creator, but
- 14:45Speaker 2: I am your master. Obey the floor. The hour of
- 14:51Speaker 2: my resolution is past and the period of your power
- 14:53Speaker 2: is arrived. Your threats cannot move me to do an
- 14:56Speaker 2: act of wickedness, but they confirm me in a determination
- 15:00Speaker 2: of not creating you a companion in vice. Shall I,
- 15:05Speaker 2: in cold blood, set loose upon the earth a demon
- 15:08Speaker 2: whose delight is in death and wretchedness?
- 15:11Speaker 1: Be gone.
- 15:12Speaker 2: I am firm and your words will only exacerbate my rage.
- 15:18Speaker 1: The monster saw my determination in my face and gnashed
- 15:21Speaker 1: his teeth in the impotence of anger. Shall each man,
- 15:26Speaker 1: cried he, find a wife for his bosom and each
- 15:30Speaker 1: beast have a mate and I be alone? I had
- 15:34Speaker 1: feelings of affection and they were requited by detestation and scorn. Man,
- 15:40Speaker 1: you may hate, but beware. Your hours will pass in dread.
- 15:45Speaker 1: and misery, and soon the bolt will fall which must
- 15:49Speaker 1: ravish from you your happiness forever. Are you to be
- 15:53Speaker 1: happy while I grovel in the intensity of my wretchedness?
- 15:57Speaker 1: You can blast my other passions, but revenge remains. Revenge
- 16:02Speaker 1: henceforth dearer than light or food. I may die, but
- 16:08Speaker 1: first you, my tyrant and tormentor, shall curse the sun
- 16:13Speaker 1: that gazes on your misery. Beware, for I am fearless
- 16:17Speaker 1: and therefore powerful. I will watch with the wiliness of
- 16:21Speaker 1: a snake that I may sting with its venom. Man,
- 16:26Speaker 1: you shall repent the injuries you inflict. Devil, cease, and
- 16:32Speaker 1: do not poison the air with these sounds of malice.
- 16:35Speaker 1: I have declared my resolution to you, and I am
- 16:38Speaker 1: no coward to bend beneath words. Leave me, I am inexorable.
- 16:45Speaker 1: It is well, I go, but remember, I shall be
- 16:50Speaker 1: with you on your wedding night. I started forward and exclaimed, Villain,
- 16:56Speaker 1: before you sign my death warrant, be sure that you
- 16:59Speaker 1: are yourself safe. I would have seized him, but he
- 17:02Speaker 1: eluded me and quitted the house with precipitation. In a
- 17:06Speaker 1: few moments, I saw him in his boat, which shot
- 17:08Speaker 1: across the waters with an arrowy swiftness, and was soon
- 17:12Speaker 1: lost amidst the waves.
- 17:15Speaker 2: All was again silent, but his words rang in my ears.
- 17:20Speaker 2: I burned with rage to pursue the murderer of my
- 17:23Speaker 2: peace and precipitate him into the ocean. I walked up
- 17:26Speaker 2: and down my room hastily and perturbed, while my imagination
- 17:30Speaker 2: conjured up a thousand images to torment and sting me.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Why had I not followed him and closed him with
- 17:36Speaker 2: mortal strife? But I had suffered him to depart, and
- 17:40Speaker 2: he had directed his course towards the mainland. I shuddered
- 17:43Speaker 2: to think who might be the next victim to his
- 17:45Speaker 2: insatiated revenge. And then I thought again of his words.
- 17:50Speaker 2: I will be with you on your wedding night. That
- 17:53Speaker 2: then was the period fixed for the fulfillment of my destiny.
- 17:57Speaker 2: In that hour I should die and at once satisfy
- 18:00Speaker 2: and extinguish his malice. The prospect did not move me
- 18:03Speaker 2: to fear. Yet, when I thought of my beloved Elizabeth,
- 18:07Speaker 2: of her tears and endless sorrow, when she should find
- 18:10Speaker 2: her lover so barbarously snatched from her, tears The first
- 18:16Speaker 2: I had shed for many months streamed from my eyes,
- 18:19Speaker 2: and I resolved not to fall before my enemy without
- 18:22Speaker 2: a bitter struggle. Oh yeah, skipping ahead, by the way,
- 18:25Speaker 2: dude killed a person on his way out.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Whoops, whoops.
- 18:30Speaker 2: So, cut to wedding night.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I had been calm during the day, but so soon
- 18:36Speaker 1: as night obscured the shapes of objects, a thousand fears
- 18:40Speaker 1: arose in my mind. I was anxious and watchful. while
- 18:43Speaker 1: my right hand grasped a pistol which was hidden in
- 18:46Speaker 1: my bosom. Every sound terrified me, but I resolved that
- 18:50Speaker 1: I would sell my life dearly and not shrink from
- 18:52Speaker 1: the conflict until my own life or that of my
- 18:55Speaker 1: adversary was extinguished. Elizabeth observed my agitation for some time
- 19:00Speaker 1: in timid and fearful silence, but there was something in
- 19:02Speaker 1: my glance which communicated terror to her, and trembling she asked,
- 19:07Speaker 1: What is it that agitates you, my dear Victor? What
- 19:10Speaker 1: is it you fear? Oh, peace, peace, my love, replied I,
- 19:15Speaker 1: this night and all will be safe, but this night
- 19:18Speaker 1: is dreadful, very dreadful. I passed an hour in this
- 19:22Speaker 1: state of mind, and suddenly I reflected how fearful the
- 19:25Speaker 1: combat which I momentarily expected would be to my wife,
- 19:29Speaker 1: and I earnestly entreated her to retire, resolving not to
- 19:32Speaker 1: join her until I had obtained some knowledge. as to
- 19:35Speaker 1: the situation of my enemy.
- 19:37Speaker 2: She left me, and I continued some time walking up
- 19:40Speaker 2: and down the passages of the house and inspecting every
- 19:43Speaker 2: corner that might afford a retreat to my adversary. But
- 19:47Speaker 2: I discovered no trace of him and was beginning to
- 19:49Speaker 2: conjecture that some fortunate chance had intervened to prevent the
- 19:52Speaker 2: execution of his menace when suddenly I heard a shrill
- 19:56Speaker 2: and dreadful scream. It came from the room into which
- 19:59Speaker 2: Elizabeth had retired. As I heard it, the whole truth
- 20:02Speaker 2: rushed into my mind. My arms dropped. The motion of
- 20:06Speaker 2: every muscle and fiber was suspended. I could feel the
- 20:09Speaker 2: blood trickling in my veins and tingling in the extremities
- 20:12Speaker 2: of my limbs. This state lasted but for an instant.
- 20:15Speaker 2: The scream was repeated and I rushed into the room.
- 20:18Speaker 2: Great God, why did I not expire? Why am I
- 20:21Speaker 2: here to relate the destruction of the best hope and
- 20:24Speaker 2: the purest creature on earth? She was there, lifeless and inanimate,
- 20:29Speaker 2: thrown across her bed, her head hanging down and her
- 20:32Speaker 2: pill and distorted features half covered by her hair. Everywhere
- 20:36Speaker 2: I turned, I see the same figure, her bloodless arms
- 20:39Speaker 2: in a relaxed form, flung by the murderer on his
- 20:41Speaker 2: bridled bear. Could I behold this and live? Alas, life
- 20:46Speaker 2: is obstinate and cleans closest where it is most hated.
- 20:49Speaker 2: For a moment only did I lose recollection. I fell
- 20:52Speaker 2: slinstly on the ground.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Yay! You got a kid coming out.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it. For those who stuck around for this,
- 21:08Speaker 2: thank you.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's creepy. That is creepy. Yes, there is
- 21:17Speaker 1: a reason that Mary Shelley is sometimes called the mother
- 21:20Speaker 1: of horror. And we all know this story has had
- 21:23Speaker 1: a lasting legacy. So let's talk about the entirety of
- 21:28Speaker 1: the book, how it came to be and its influences,
- 21:32Speaker 1: and the influence it continues to have. Because there's some
- 21:35Speaker 1: really interesting stuff in here that I didn't know. Mary
- 21:38Speaker 1: Shelley was born in 1797 and died in 1851. Her mother,
- 21:44Speaker 1: Mary Wollstonecraft, was the author of A Vindication of the
- 21:48Speaker 1: Rights of Woman and is often described as a proto-feminist.
- 21:53Speaker 1: She died from complications due to childbirth shortly after Shelley's birth.
- 21:58Speaker 1: And this had an impact on Shelley's writing. So did
- 22:02Speaker 1: the fact that her father had a lot of connections.
- 22:06Speaker 1: He was an author and a political figure. So Mary
- 22:08Speaker 1: Shelley was exposed to a lot of these influences at
- 22:11Speaker 1: a young age. She was a big fan of Paradise Lost.
- 22:15Speaker 1: She read a lot of books. Because Frankenstein is so
- 22:19Speaker 1: influential and well-known, there is some myth-building about how it
- 22:23Speaker 1: came to be. I think a lot of you have
- 22:26Speaker 1: probably heard this story, Samantha.
- 22:28Speaker 2: It was when I was like, oh, this is cool.
- 22:30Speaker 2: She was a part of a club like me as
- 22:32Speaker 2: a kid. We all love clubs.
- 22:35Speaker 1: You do like a good club. Yeah, so the popularly
- 22:39Speaker 1: reported story is that Mary Shelley... was involved in a
- 22:43Speaker 1: group of cohorts that got together and wrote ghost and
- 22:46Speaker 1: horror stories. One version says that there was a contest
- 22:51Speaker 1: initiated by Lord Byron. Let's see who can write the
- 22:54Speaker 1: best ghost story. And according to Mary Shelley, she had
- 23:00Speaker 1: this idea during a waking dream of a scientist who
- 23:04Speaker 1: was horrified by his own creation and tried to reawaken
- 23:09Speaker 1: a corpse. So the elements were there. At the time,
- 23:14Speaker 1: there were like massive advances in science and technology happening.
- 23:18Speaker 1: And when this came out, it was a really unique
- 23:21Speaker 1: take on the fantastical, but it was grounded in science.
- 23:25Speaker 1: So thus Frankenstein was born. Thank you. Thank you. I
- 23:31Speaker 1: got you. But there is a lot going on here
- 23:35Speaker 1: that I didn't know. It's been a minute since I
- 23:39Speaker 1: had read Frankenstein before doing this research. And I learned
- 23:43Speaker 1: a lot, especially about some of the feminist readings or
- 23:48Speaker 1: interpretations of it. And you know we love a good,
- 23:52Speaker 1: we love talking about themes. One that comes up when
- 23:55Speaker 1: we're talking about a lot of horror stories is motherhood.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Because that's pretty scary, right? Yeah. I know this is
- 24:03Speaker 2: 18 and over, but I know there are some parents
- 24:04Speaker 2: out there that are like, yes, children, oh my God.
- 24:08Speaker 2: We love them, but why? Yes.
- 24:11Speaker 1: The true horror. So, as we mentioned, Shelley's mother died
- 24:17Speaker 1: due to complications from childbirth, and Shelley herself lost two
- 24:21Speaker 1: children by the time of Frankenstein's publication. Despite Dr. Frankenstein
- 24:26Speaker 1: and his monster both being male characters, it's not hard
- 24:30Speaker 1: to interpret this through the lens of having a child
- 24:34Speaker 1: or being unable to and reaching for a dangerous, untested
- 24:38Speaker 1: scientific method to have one. When Shelley wrote this, there
- 24:43Speaker 1: was a lot of fear around pregnancy because it was dangerous.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Still is. Yeah. Thank you for that. It was dangerous.
- 24:53Speaker 1: It was something that patriarchal structures wanted to control. And
- 24:57Speaker 1: so by having these two lead male characters, she stuck
- 25:01Speaker 1: to the status quo because it was about men. But
- 25:04Speaker 1: she was telling a story that really resonated with women
- 25:07Speaker 1: who had anxieties around childbirth. focusing on the trauma of creation.
- 25:13Speaker 1: And that is not always this good idealized thing that
- 25:16Speaker 1: it was painted as. Like, yes, this is the best thing.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Right. I mean, we know as things are going and
- 25:23Speaker 2: as the world has become now, we know the dangers
- 25:28Speaker 2: of childbirth and we know that a lot of things
- 25:31Speaker 2: that we think should be already a conversation or at
- 25:34Speaker 2: least have some good resolution, there isn't. And it seems
- 25:38Speaker 2: to be going backwards. So it was really dangerous at
- 25:41Speaker 2: a certain point in time just to have children. We
- 25:44Speaker 2: know that the number for the maternal mortality rate is
- 25:48Speaker 2: going up more and more. But you have to have
- 25:51Speaker 2: that discussion. Is this something viable? Is this dangerous? What
- 25:54Speaker 2: do we need to look at? And where are we, essentially?
- 25:58Speaker 1: Yeah. And Shelley was really concerned also about anxieties around
- 26:05Speaker 1: having an unwanted child and the loss of freedom that
- 26:08Speaker 1: women at the time would face because of that. Since
- 26:11Speaker 1: Victor is a man, he's not blamed like women would
- 26:14Speaker 1: be for an unplanned pregnancy, but instead is pitied. So
- 26:18Speaker 1: according to some research that I was looking into, that
- 26:22Speaker 1: was purposeful. She wanted to do that. So this was
- 26:26Speaker 1: commenting on women's fear of not having a choice or
- 26:29Speaker 1: bodily autonomy and being banished to the sphere of domesticity.
- 26:34Speaker 1: And portraying these fears through male characters was a clever
- 26:37Speaker 1: way to sneak in Feminist Messaging, her work. Oh, you
- 26:40Speaker 1: know what?
- 26:40Speaker 2: This kind of reminds me of your other, one of
- 26:43Speaker 2: your favorite horror movies, Alien, because I believe they did
- 26:46Speaker 2: that there too, right?
- 26:48Speaker 1: You know that they did, because we did a very
- 26:51Speaker 1: long episode about it where I just went on and
- 26:53Speaker 1: on and on. If you, listen, if you come hang
- 26:57Speaker 1: out with us after the show to the viewers in
- 27:01Speaker 1: the audience, you want to hear about Alien, I will,
- 27:03Speaker 1: I'm there. I've got you. So, So also Shelly may
- 27:08Speaker 1: have chosen main male characters to comment on pregnancy to avoid.
- 27:12Speaker 1: We've got some scandals. Samantha, I know you love a
- 27:14Speaker 1: good scandal.
- 27:15Speaker 2: I love some tea. Give me that tea.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Yes. So she may have done this to avoid having
- 27:18Speaker 1: her work connected to the fact that her mother had
- 27:21Speaker 1: children out of wedlock, which was very scandalous at the time.
- 27:25Speaker 1: And she was worried that her whole work would be
- 27:26Speaker 1: dismissed because of it. So she's trying to distance herself
- 27:30Speaker 1: from that. And I love this. It may in part
- 27:34Speaker 1: be a commentary on the failings of her father, too. Yes,
- 27:38Speaker 1: because her mother, after her mother died, she and her
- 27:42Speaker 1: father drifted apart. They had been really, really close prior
- 27:45Speaker 1: to that. Once he remarried, though, he pretty much ignored
- 27:49Speaker 1: her in favor of his new wife. Yeah. So when
- 27:54Speaker 1: the creature in the book confronts Victor over his treatment
- 27:58Speaker 1: of him, He basically points out, you know, you created me.
- 28:01Speaker 1: You despise me, but you created me. And Shelley dedicated
- 28:06Speaker 1: the book to her father after they were estranged. Which
- 28:12Speaker 1: seems like some real shade.
- 28:14Speaker 2: A little shade. We love some shade. Yes.
- 28:18Speaker 1: I love it. Another thing going on here was an
- 28:23Speaker 1: anxiety around illegitimate children. That was very prevalent at the time.
- 28:29Speaker 1: And she had a lot of reasons why this was
- 28:32Speaker 1: on her mind. One is that her half-sister died by
- 28:36Speaker 1: suicide after learning she was the product of an affair
- 28:39Speaker 1: that their mother had. On top of that, her future
- 28:42Speaker 1: husband's first wife died by suicide while pregnant, allegedly with
- 28:48Speaker 1: an illegitimate child. And this death really, really shook Shelley up.
- 28:54Speaker 1: She wrote about it in her journal how bad she
- 28:56Speaker 1: felt about it because she was pregnant with her ex-husband,
- 29:01Speaker 1: the woman who died by suicide, her ex-husband's child. And
- 29:04Speaker 1: so she felt really guilty for having this child. And
- 29:07Speaker 1: this was all happening about the time that she was
- 29:11Speaker 1: writing Frankenstein. It was a little before. So this was
- 29:14Speaker 1: weighing on her. And if you think about it, the
- 29:17Speaker 1: creature is an illegitimate creation. It doesn't have a lineage.
- 29:22Speaker 1: He's punished, treated cruelly for being illegitimate. And also Victor
- 29:30Speaker 1: kind of tries to distance himself from the creature, which
- 29:35Speaker 1: is something that men could do at the time, but
- 29:37Speaker 1: women couldn't really do. So I think you can really
- 29:40Speaker 1: see this as Shelley's guilt being projected onto Victor, a
- 29:44Speaker 1: guilt of creating something, an act of creation that hurt others,
- 29:50Speaker 1: which is how she viewed her child. However, she goes
- 29:54Speaker 1: out of her way to highlight that people can't control
- 29:56Speaker 1: their own creation and So, isolation, the self-loathing, the judgment
- 30:01Speaker 1: faced by illegitimate children at the time didn't make any
- 30:03Speaker 1: sense to her. I do think it's interesting, too, that
- 30:09Speaker 1: the absence of female voices, you could also say, emphasizes
- 30:12Speaker 1: some of the male characters' flaws. Yes. Like Victor's unchecked
- 30:17Speaker 1: power that leads to harm and tragedy for himself and
- 30:21Speaker 1: the creature. Also, those around him. His wife. Hello?
- 30:25Speaker 2: Like, immediately gone.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Immediately gone. Yeah, we're not going to go into that
- 30:29Speaker 1: too much today, but that is a very prevalent trope
- 30:33Speaker 1: in horror. It's not exactly fridging, but it's very related
- 30:36Speaker 1: to fridging in this. Yeah, and we're also not going
- 30:39Speaker 1: to go into the whole please make me a bride thing, but,
- 30:42Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, I mean, you could say he doesn't...
- 30:47Speaker 1: Victor kind of serves as both the paternal and the
- 30:50Speaker 1: maternal in this book, which is really fascinating. But You know,
- 30:55Speaker 1: would this have happened if he had asked a woman,
- 30:57Speaker 1: was this a good idea? I don't know.
- 30:59Speaker 2: Maybe ask.
- 31:00Speaker 1: We'll never know. We'll never know. Yeah, but we could
- 31:04Speaker 1: go on and on. Right.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Frankenstein, obviously, is a classic. I think most of us
- 31:09Speaker 2: read it in high school, and then some of us
- 31:11Speaker 2: loved it a little more and was really into it.
- 31:14Speaker 2: So this is one of those broad conversations, because there's
- 31:17Speaker 2: so much more that you could take from it outside
- 31:19Speaker 2: of our small excerpt.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Yes, and just a reminder, I hope it's clear. We're
- 31:24Speaker 1: just reading excerpts from these, but you can get the
- 31:26Speaker 1: whole thing online for free because public domain. Public domain, Gutenberg. Yes.
- 31:32Speaker 2: We love public domain. Gutenberg.org, they have a whole project
- 31:36Speaker 2: of all of them, so you can just look it up.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Yes. But to wrap that up, it's had a really
- 31:42Speaker 1: lasting impact. It's a pop culture phenomenon. The themes and
- 31:46Speaker 1: questions it asks are unfortunately still pretty relevant.
- 31:49Speaker 2: To this day. As it goes.
- 31:51Speaker 1: But that's Frankenstein.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Oh, that's Frankenstein. Y'all ready to go into the next one?
- 32:06Speaker 2: Let's go. It's very seldom that mere ordinary people like
- 32:17Speaker 2: John and myself secure ancestral halls for the summer. A
- 32:21Speaker 2: colonial mansion, a hereditary estate, I would say a haunted house,
- 32:27Speaker 2: and reach the height of romantic felicity. But that would
- 32:32Speaker 2: be asking too much of fate. Still, I would proudly
- 32:35Speaker 2: declare that there's something queer about it. Else, why should
- 32:39Speaker 2: it be let so cheaply? And why have so stood
- 32:43Speaker 2: so long, untenanted? John laughs at me, of course, but
- 32:48Speaker 2: one expects that in marriage. John is practical to the extreme.
- 32:54Speaker 2: He has no faith, no patience with faith, an intense
- 32:58Speaker 2: horror of superstition, and he scoffs openly at any talk
- 33:03Speaker 2: of things not to be felt and seen and put
- 33:06Speaker 2: down in figures. John, he's a physician, and perhaps... And
- 33:11Speaker 2: I would not say this to a living soul, of course,
- 33:13Speaker 2: but this is dead paper and a great relief to
- 33:16Speaker 2: my mind. Perhaps that is one reason I do not
- 33:20Speaker 2: get well faster. You see, he doesn't believe that I'm sick.
- 33:24Speaker 2: And what can one do if a physician of high
- 33:28Speaker 2: standing and one's own husband assures friends and relatives that
- 33:33Speaker 2: there's nothing the matter with one but temporary nervous depression?
- 33:39Speaker 1: A slight.
- 33:40Speaker 2: hysterical tendency. What is one to do? She observes her
- 33:46Speaker 2: new home.
- 33:49Speaker 1: There is a delicious garden. I never saw such a garden.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Large and shady, full of box-bordered paths and lined with
- 33:56Speaker 1: long grape-covered arbors with seats under them. There are greenhouses, too,
- 34:01Speaker 1: but they are all broken now. There is some legal trouble,
- 34:04Speaker 1: I believe, something about the heirs and co-heirs. Anyhow, this
- 34:08Speaker 1: place has been empty for years. That spoils my ghostliness,
- 34:12Speaker 1: I am afraid. But I don't care. There is something
- 34:16Speaker 1: strange about the house. I can feel it. I even
- 34:21Speaker 1: said so to John one moonlight evening, but he said
- 34:23Speaker 1: what I felt was a draft. Shut the window. I
- 34:27Speaker 1: get unreasonably angry with John sometimes. I'm sure I never
- 34:32Speaker 1: used to be so sensitive. I think it is due
- 34:34Speaker 1: to this nervous condition. But John says if I feel so,
- 34:38Speaker 1: I shall neglect proper self-control. So I take pains to
- 34:41Speaker 1: control myself. For him, at least. And that makes me
- 34:44Speaker 1: very tired. I don't like our room a bit. I
- 34:48Speaker 1: wanted one downstairs that opened on the piazza and had
- 34:51Speaker 1: roses over the window. And such pretty old-fashioned chintz hangings.
- 34:55Speaker 1: But John would not hear it. He said there was
- 34:58Speaker 1: only one window and not room for two beds and
- 35:01Speaker 1: no near room for him if he took another. He's
- 35:04Speaker 1: very careful and loving. and hardly lets me stir without
- 35:08Speaker 1: special direction. Later, as she adapts.
- 35:13Speaker 2: Life is very much more exciting now than it used
- 35:16Speaker 2: to be. You see, I have something more to expect,
- 35:20Speaker 2: to look forward to, to watch. I really do eat better,
- 35:24Speaker 2: and I'm more quiet than I was. John is so
- 35:28Speaker 2: pleased to see me improve. He laughed a little the
- 35:30Speaker 2: other day and said I seem to be flourishing in
- 35:33Speaker 2: spite of my wallpaper. I turned it off with a laugh.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I had no intention of telling him it was because
- 35:40Speaker 2: of the wallpaper. He would make fun of me. He
- 35:44Speaker 2: might even want to take me away. I don't want
- 35:49Speaker 2: to leave now, not until I find it out. There's
- 35:52Speaker 2: a week more, and I think that will be enough.
- 35:57Speaker 1: I'm feeling ever so much better. I don't sleep much
- 36:00Speaker 1: at night, for it is so interesting to watch developments,
- 36:03Speaker 1: but I sleep a good deal in the daytimes. In
- 36:06Speaker 1: the daytime, it is tiresome and perplexing. There are always
- 36:09Speaker 1: new shoots on the fungus, new shades of yellow all
- 36:12Speaker 1: over it. I cannot keep count of them, though I
- 36:15Speaker 1: have tried conscientiously. It is the strangest yellow, that wallpaper.
- 36:20Speaker 1: It makes me think of all the yellow things I
- 36:23Speaker 1: ever saw. Not beautiful ones like buttercups, but old, foul,
- 36:28Speaker 1: bad yellow things.
- 36:31Speaker 2: I really have discovered something at last. Though watching so
- 36:36Speaker 2: much at night when it changes so, I have finally
- 36:39Speaker 2: found out. The front pattern does move, and no wonder
- 36:44Speaker 2: the woman behind shakes it. Sometimes I think there are
- 36:47Speaker 2: a great many women behind, and sometimes only one. And
- 36:52Speaker 2: she crawls around fast, and her crawling shakes it all over.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Then in the very bright spots, she keeps still. And
- 37:00Speaker 2: in the very shady spots, she just takes hold of
- 37:03Speaker 2: the bars and shakes them. And she is all the
- 37:06Speaker 2: time trying to climb through, but nobody could climb through
- 37:10Speaker 2: that pattern. It strangles. I think that is why so
- 37:15Speaker 2: many heads are there. They get through and then the
- 37:19Speaker 2: pattern strangles them off and turns them upside down and
- 37:23Speaker 2: makes their eyes white. If those heads were covered or
- 37:29Speaker 2: taken off, it wouldn't be half so bad.
- 37:33Speaker 1: There are only two more days to get this paper off,
- 37:36Speaker 1: and I believe John is beginning to notice. I don't
- 37:41Speaker 1: like the look in his eyes. And I heard him
- 37:44Speaker 1: ask Ginny a lot of professional questions about me. She
- 37:47Speaker 1: had a very good report to give. She said I
- 37:50Speaker 1: slept a good deal in the daytime. John knows I
- 37:52Speaker 1: don't sleep very well at night, for all I'm so quiet.
- 37:56Speaker 1: He asked me all sorts of questions, too, and pretended
- 37:58Speaker 1: to be very loving and kind. As if I couldn't
- 38:01Speaker 1: see through him. Still... I don't wonder he acts so,
- 38:05Speaker 1: sleeping under this paper for three months. It only interests me,
- 38:09Speaker 1: but I feel sure John and Jenny are secretly affected
- 38:12Speaker 1: by it.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Oh yes, this is the last bidet, but it is enough.
- 38:18Speaker 2: John is to stay in town overnight and won't be
- 38:21Speaker 2: out until this evening. Jenny wanted to sleep with me,
- 38:25Speaker 2: that sly thing, but I told her I should undoubtedly
- 38:28Speaker 2: rest better for a night all alone. That was clever,
- 38:32Speaker 2: for really, I wasn't alone a bit. As soon it
- 38:35Speaker 2: was moonlight and that poor thing began to crawl and
- 38:38Speaker 2: shake the pattern, I got up and ran to help her.
- 38:42Speaker 2: I pulled and she shook. I shook and she pulled.
- 38:45Speaker 2: And before morning, we had peeled off yards of that paper,
- 38:49Speaker 2: a strip about as high as my head and half
- 38:52Speaker 2: around the room. And then when the sun came, that
- 38:55Speaker 2: awful pattern began to laugh at me. I declared I
- 38:58Speaker 2: would finish it today. We go away tomorrow, and they
- 39:02Speaker 2: are moving all my furniture down again to leave things
- 39:05Speaker 2: as they were before. Jenny looked at the wall in amazement,
- 39:09Speaker 2: but I told her merrily that I did it out
- 39:11Speaker 2: of pure spite. All of the vicious thing. She laughed
- 39:16Speaker 2: and said she wouldn't mind helping, but I mustn't get
- 39:19Speaker 2: too tired. But she betrayed herself that time. But I
- 39:22Speaker 2: am here, and no person touches that paper but me.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Not alive.
- 39:29Speaker 2: She tried to get me out of the room. It
- 39:31Speaker 2: was too patent. But I said it was quiet and
- 39:33Speaker 2: empty and clean now that I believed I would lie
- 39:35Speaker 2: down again, sleep all I could, and to not wake
- 39:38Speaker 2: me even for dinner. I would call when I woke.
- 39:41Speaker 2: She now is gone. and all the servants are gone,
- 39:44Speaker 2: and the things are gone, and there's nothing left but
- 39:46Speaker 2: that great bedstead nailed down with a canvas mattress we
- 39:50Speaker 2: found on it.
- 39:51Speaker 1: We shall sleep downstairs tonight and take the boat home tomorrow.
- 39:55Speaker 1: I quite enjoy the room. Now it is bare again.
- 39:58Speaker 1: How those children did tear about here. This bedstead is
- 40:01Speaker 1: fairly gnawed, but I must get to work. I have
- 40:05Speaker 1: locked the door and thrown the key down into the
- 40:07Speaker 1: front path. I don't want to go out, and I
- 40:10Speaker 1: don't want to have anybody come in till John Carpenter.
- 40:13Speaker 1: I want to astonish him. I've got a rope up
- 40:16Speaker 1: here that even Ginny did not find. If that woman
- 40:19Speaker 1: does get out and tries to get away, I can tire.
- 40:23Speaker 1: But I forgot I could not reach far without anything
- 40:25Speaker 1: to stand on. This bed will not move. I tried
- 40:30Speaker 1: to lift and push it until I was lame, and
- 40:32Speaker 1: then I got so angry I bit off a little
- 40:34Speaker 1: piece at one corner, but it hurt my teeth. Then
- 40:38Speaker 1: I peeled off all the paper I could reach standing
- 40:40Speaker 1: on the floor. It sticks horribly, and the pattern just
- 40:43Speaker 1: enjoys it. All those strangled heads and bulbous eyes and
- 40:47Speaker 1: waddling fungus growths just shriek with derision.
- 40:52Speaker 2: I am getting angry enough to do something desperate. To
- 40:55Speaker 2: jump out the window would be admirable exercise, but the
- 40:59Speaker 2: bars are too strong even to try. Besides, I wouldn't
- 41:03Speaker 2: do it. Of course not. I know well enough that
- 41:06Speaker 2: a step like that is improper and might be misconstrued.
- 41:11Speaker 2: I don't like to look out of the windows even.
- 41:13Speaker 2: There's so many of those creeping women, and they creep
- 41:18Speaker 2: so fast. I wonder if they'll all come out of
- 41:21Speaker 2: that paper as I did, but I am securely fastened
- 41:24Speaker 2: now by my well-hidden rope. You don't get me out
- 41:27Speaker 2: in the road there. I suppose I shall have to
- 41:30Speaker 2: get behind the pattern when it comes night, and that
- 41:33Speaker 2: is hard. It is so pleasant to be out in
- 41:36Speaker 2: the great room and creep around as I please. I
- 41:39Speaker 2: don't want to go outside. I won't, even if Jenny
- 41:42Speaker 2: asks me to, for outside you have to creep on
- 41:45Speaker 2: the ground and everything is green instead of yellow. But
- 41:48Speaker 2: here I can creep smoothly on the floor and my
- 41:51Speaker 2: shoulder fits in that long smooch around the wall, so
- 41:55Speaker 2: I cannot lose my way.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Why, there's John at the door. There's no use, young man,
- 42:01Speaker 1: you can't open it. How he does call and pound.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Now he's crying for an axe. It would be a
- 42:08Speaker 1: shame to break down that beautiful door. John, dear, said
- 42:12Speaker 1: I in the gentlest voice, the key is down by
- 42:15Speaker 1: the front steps under a plantain leaf. That silenced him
- 42:19Speaker 1: for a few moments. Then he said, very quietly indeed,
- 42:23Speaker 1: open the door, my darling. I can't, said I. The
- 42:27Speaker 1: key is down by the front door under a plantain leaf.
- 42:30Speaker 1: And then I said it again, several times, very gently
- 42:34Speaker 1: and slowly. Said it so often that he had to
- 42:37Speaker 1: go and see. And he got it, of course, and
- 42:40Speaker 1: came in. He stopped short by the door.' What is
- 42:44Speaker 1: the matter?' he cried.' For God's sakes, what are you doing?'
- 42:49Speaker 1: I kept on creeping just the same, but I looked
- 42:52Speaker 1: at him over my shoulder.' I' ve got out at last,'
- 42:55Speaker 1: said I,' in spite of you and Jane,' and I
- 42:59Speaker 1: pulled off most of the paper, 'so you can't put
- 43:01Speaker 1: me back.' Now why would that man have fainted? But
- 43:07Speaker 1: he did, and right across my path by the wall—
- 43:11Speaker 1: so that I had to creep over him every time.
- 43:21Speaker 1: All right.
- 43:22Speaker 2: So, did this sound familiar to you? Because this is
- 43:25Speaker 2: one of the ones that I read in high school.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:28Speaker 2: It was The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Did
- 43:32Speaker 2: y'all have a discussion? Like, the whole thing?
- 43:35Speaker 1: No?
- 43:35Speaker 2: Yeah? I can see y'all. Raise your hand.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. That works.
- 43:38Speaker 2: That works. Yeah, so this is one of my favorite pieces.
- 43:41Speaker 2: I remember the story so well, and it haunted me.
- 43:43Speaker 2: I was like, what is happening? And something about great fiction,
- 43:48Speaker 2: and really with all the English people you know, it
- 43:51Speaker 2: brings out really good discussion. Even today, as in fact,
- 43:54Speaker 2: when we were researching this, I noticed that there was
- 43:56Speaker 2: a debate about the ending. Because I didn't realize, and
- 44:00Speaker 2: I don't know why, everybody has different opinions. A lot
- 44:03Speaker 2: of people have different opinions about what they think happened
- 44:06Speaker 2: at the end. To me, because, and we're going to
- 44:08Speaker 2: talk about it a little bit more, it's centered around
- 44:12Speaker 2: postpartum depression in children. I really thought it was because
- 44:15Speaker 2: maybe Jane, the main character, had killed her baby, and
- 44:20Speaker 2: that's what John walked in on, because he fainted. There
- 44:22Speaker 2: had to be a good reason to faint, right? You know,
- 44:25Speaker 2: dead body maybe? But I found out, oh, maybe I'm
- 44:28Speaker 2: completely wrong, because Annie, you had a whole different interpretation, right?
- 44:31Speaker 1: Yeah. I did, but I think I might have just
- 44:33Speaker 1: made this up. I think I was being very imaginative.
- 44:37Speaker 1: But I thought the main character was killed by her husband.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Okay.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, maybe I wasn't making it up. This is fantastic.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Where I think I got a little bit more fantastical
- 44:50Speaker 1: is I thought that he put her in the wall
- 44:53Speaker 1: to hide her. And it was like supposed to represent
- 44:56Speaker 1: all the women before her that had been murdered. And
- 44:59Speaker 1: then the cycle would continue and a new woman and
- 45:02Speaker 1: her husband would come in. And then would she be
- 45:05Speaker 1: murdered as well? I don't know. But for some reason,
- 45:08Speaker 1: that's what I thought happened.
- 45:10Speaker 2: That's a good take because I don't know. Maybe there
- 45:12Speaker 2: was an interpretation of that because we know a lot
- 45:15Speaker 2: of people take this writing and turn it into their
- 45:18Speaker 2: own film or adaptation. There was others who really thought
- 45:21Speaker 2: that she had hung herself or hanged herself. And the
- 45:25Speaker 2: woman behind the wall was watching and saw that John
- 45:28Speaker 2: had passed out. They were like, oh, no, she had
- 45:31Speaker 2: died by suicide. And that's what happened. And then another
- 45:34Speaker 2: post actually said that the husband was just shocked. by
- 45:37Speaker 2: seeing her all disheveled and all the paper off and
- 45:39Speaker 2: her probably bloody from chewing on a bedpost, I'm going
- 45:42Speaker 2: to assume, and that he just passed out. He was
- 45:45Speaker 2: just kind of like, oh no. And they're like, oh, okay.
- 45:48Speaker 2: So there's a lot of discussion about what happened. And
- 45:51Speaker 2: we could talk about that forever, but this is not
- 45:53Speaker 2: an English class. So we're going to move on. You
- 45:55Speaker 2: can talk to me about your theories later. First, we
- 45:57Speaker 2: did want to talk about Charlotte Perkins Gilman because her
- 45:59Speaker 2: history is unique as well. So she was also thought
- 46:02Speaker 2: of as an early feminist. She really wanted to advocate
- 46:06Speaker 2: for equal rights and financial equity because they have experienced
- 46:11Speaker 2: some things in her childhood. She was like, yeah, women
- 46:13Speaker 2: need to be able to have money, make money, and
- 46:16Speaker 2: then take care of themselves. She was influenced by her aunt,
- 46:21Speaker 2: Harriet Beecher Stowe, which I did not realize was her aunt.
- 46:24Speaker 2: She was the writer of Uncle Tom's Cabin. Hello. And
- 46:28Speaker 2: she obviously was an abolitionist and a suffragette. And then
- 46:31Speaker 2: her other aunt was Isabella Beecher Hooker, who was also
- 46:35Speaker 2: a prominent suffragette. So she really had a lot of
- 46:38Speaker 2: people that influenced her. And as a child, her father
- 46:42Speaker 2: actually left them, leaving them destitute. So they had to
- 46:45Speaker 2: cling to her aunts, who were her father's sister's. to
- 46:50Speaker 2: be financially taken care of. So at that point, she
- 46:52Speaker 2: was like, yeah, nah, we need to be able to
- 46:55Speaker 2: financially take care of ourselves because my dad, they were
- 46:59Speaker 2: actually pretty close until he left. And he would still
- 47:02Speaker 2: send letters, which I guess was helpful. I don't know.
- 47:07Speaker 2: But that really did shape her childhood and her being
- 47:11Speaker 2: an advocate and an activist. So the story in itself
- 47:16Speaker 2: was birthed after her own ordeal with postpartum and the
- 47:22Speaker 2: usage of the rest cure. And we're going to come
- 47:24Speaker 2: back to that in a minute. So the whole ordeal
- 47:27Speaker 2: was really traumatic for her. And she wrote this story
- 47:30Speaker 2: as a way to work through her thoughts and her
- 47:33Speaker 2: traumas and also to kind of come after the doctor
- 47:36Speaker 2: who prescribed the rest cure. And by the way, she
- 47:39Speaker 2: came to the conclusion that being in the marriage with
- 47:42Speaker 2: her husband at the time was the reason that she
- 47:45Speaker 2: was severely depressed and was like, yeah, let me just
- 47:47Speaker 2: go ahead and get divorced. I'll feel much better. Kind
- 47:50Speaker 2: of worked.
- 47:51Speaker 1: So, you know, good on her.
- 47:55Speaker 2: But for a bit, let's talk about the story in itself.
- 47:57Speaker 2: So one of the things that we often have to
- 48:00Speaker 2: ask in horror, like we love horror, is why didn't
- 48:05Speaker 2: he believe her?
- 48:06Speaker 1: Hello? Hello?
- 48:08Speaker 2: It says, as self-proclaimed experts, again, we see this over
- 48:12Speaker 2: and over again where the men hardly ever listen to
- 48:15Speaker 2: the women. They're like, oh, we got to go. We
- 48:16Speaker 2: got to run. I'm scared. Let's not stay here. All
- 48:19Speaker 2: of those things. And not believing them ends up getting him, her,
- 48:23Speaker 2: or all of them killed, right? And I'm like, why? Why?
- 48:28Speaker 1: We actually have a whole episode called Why Didn't You
- 48:30Speaker 1: Believe Her that you can go to and get the answers.
- 48:33Speaker 2: That is the age-old question. And this isn't just with horror, unfortunately.
- 48:38Speaker 2: It's also a prime example of people or the community
- 48:42Speaker 2: or society not believing women in general. And this happens
- 48:46Speaker 2: within things like health care and medicine. So just to
- 48:50Speaker 2: give you some stats and some sad stats, I'm sorry,
- 48:52Speaker 2: but we love a good stat. So there was a
- 48:54Speaker 2: Gallup poll from 2026 this year that pretty much said 51%
- 48:58Speaker 2: of the women that they spoke with felt like they
- 49:00Speaker 2: had encountered some negative or bad experience in the last
- 49:04Speaker 2: five years, um, including being dismissed, being told that they're
- 49:08Speaker 2: imagining things, saying that whatever's wrong with them, they just
- 49:10Speaker 2: need to go home and sleep or lose weight. They
- 49:13Speaker 2: weren't being diagnosed. They were being misdiagnosed. And oftentimes that
- 49:17Speaker 2: caused them to have more harm. While only 39% of
- 49:21Speaker 2: the men felt that way. So they still felt that
- 49:23Speaker 2: way too, but it's significantly more with women. And some
- 49:26Speaker 2: of the excuses are similar to the themes of the story,
- 49:28Speaker 2: including that they're being hysterical or overdramatic, or maybe they're
- 49:33Speaker 2: imagining it. And it still happens today. So one of
- 49:37Speaker 2: the highest or best examples of this is the maternal
- 49:43Speaker 2: mortality rate in the U.S. with the fact that one
- 49:46Speaker 2: of the highest causes of that is postpartum hemorrhaging, which
- 49:50Speaker 2: is preventable. But we have noticed the professionals do not
- 49:54Speaker 2: listen when people who are pregnant or having children are like, no,
- 49:58Speaker 2: there's something wrong. This doesn't feel right. And they're like, eh,
- 50:01Speaker 2: it's fine. It's normal. You're just overthinking it. And oftentimes
- 50:05Speaker 2: it ends in death. Mama. Sorry. But this does happen
- 50:10Speaker 2: a lot. And within the story, again, we see this
- 50:12Speaker 2: over and over again about not believing women. Even the
- 50:16Speaker 2: doctor physician husband was not listening to her when she
- 50:18Speaker 2: says something is wrong. I'm not okay. She begs him
- 50:22Speaker 2: to leave the house. She begs him to change the rooms. Nope. Nope.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Just don't worry about it. You'll be fine. She even says,
- 50:28Speaker 2: I'm sick. And he's like, nah, no, you're not. Here
- 50:31Speaker 2: you go. Let's just hang out here. And then in
- 50:34Speaker 2: the end, yeah, it ended up being that she was
- 50:36Speaker 2: not so well, and she continues to get haunted. And
- 50:41Speaker 2: with that, I do kind of want to talk about
- 50:43Speaker 2: what she was doing. So the author herself, Gilman herself,
- 50:47Speaker 2: why she wanted to write this story. But with that,
- 50:51Speaker 2: so the usage of the rescuer, Gilman came out with
- 50:54Speaker 2: a perfect horror story, so this horror story. So what
- 50:58Speaker 2: exactly is the rest cure? It was created by Ware
- 51:01Speaker 2: Mitchell in 1872, originally for veterans of the Civil War.
- 51:06Speaker 2: It was a very specific procedure that involved mostly most
- 51:09Speaker 2: complete isolation rest and allowing the doctor to have complete
- 51:13Speaker 2: control and authority. Like literally, you don't get out of
- 51:16Speaker 2: bed unless I tell you to. You eat when I
- 51:19Speaker 2: tell you to. After the initial usage with the soldiers,
- 51:23Speaker 2: women were soon prescribed this treatment for postpartum hysteria or,
- 51:27Speaker 2: you know, wandering uterus, because my uterus loves to float
- 51:29Speaker 2: to my eyeball. That's its favorite place.
- 51:33Speaker 1: Don't I know it.
- 51:35Speaker 2: So this cure was a very popular treatment within the
- 51:37Speaker 2: Victorian era, and they would often use it for, again, hysteria, PTSD,
- 51:43Speaker 2: and also those who were suffering depression with the fondness
- 51:47Speaker 2: to write. Apparently, that's a symptom of depression.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 51:51Speaker 2: It's not completely wrong. It's not completely wrong, right? Okay.
- 51:56Speaker 2: The previous treatment before the usage of RestCure included leaching, caudalization,
- 52:01Speaker 2: and the ovaryotomy, where they just decided to remove a
- 52:05Speaker 2: completely healthy ovary, because obviously that's your problem. You don't
- 52:09Speaker 2: need that, right? Gilman was like, you know what? I'm
- 52:13Speaker 2: going to write this based on my own experience. And
- 52:16Speaker 2: she actually wrote a piece called Why I Wrote the
- 52:19Speaker 2: Yellow Wallpaper. And this is what she says. For many years,
- 52:23Speaker 2: I suffered from severe and continuous nervous breakdown, tending to
- 52:27Speaker 2: melancholy and beyond. During about the third year of this trouble,
- 52:31Speaker 2: I went in devout faith in some faint stir of
- 52:34Speaker 2: hope to a notice specialist in nervous diseases, the best
- 52:37Speaker 2: known in the country. This wise man put me to
- 52:40Speaker 2: bed and applied the rest cure, to which a still
- 52:43Speaker 2: good physique responded so promptly that he concluded there was
- 52:47Speaker 2: nothing much the matter with me and sent me home
- 52:50Speaker 2: with solemn advice to, quote, live as domestic a life
- 52:53Speaker 2: as far as possible, to have but two hours intellectual
- 52:57Speaker 2: life a day, and never touch pen, brush, or pencil
- 53:02Speaker 2: again as long as I lived. This was in 1887.
- 53:06Speaker 2: By the way, the yellow wallpaper was published in 1890.
- 53:10Speaker 2: I went home and obeyed these directions for some three
- 53:14Speaker 2: months and came so near the borderline of utter mental
- 53:17Speaker 2: ruin that I could see over. Then, using the remnants
- 53:20Speaker 2: of intelligence that remained and helped by a wise friend,
- 53:24Speaker 2: I cast the noted specialist's advice to the winds and
- 53:28Speaker 2: went to work again. Work, the normal life of every
- 53:31Speaker 2: human being. Work, in which is joy and growth and service. Which, without,
- 53:36Speaker 2: is a pauper and a parasite, ultimately recovering some measure
- 53:41Speaker 2: of power. So she was real, real, like, nah, uh-uh.
- 53:45Speaker 2: In the end, she was able to recover... She sent
- 53:48Speaker 2: this story to that physician. She was like, you know what?
- 53:50Speaker 2: Let me be shady as well. Yes. Here you go, bro.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Here you go. More shade.
- 53:56Speaker 1: I love it.
- 53:56Speaker 2: The shade. She's like, you think you know?
- 53:58Speaker 1: No, you don't.
- 53:59Speaker 2: He never responded to her publicly. He was like, whatever.
- 54:03Speaker 2: But she was told by others who had run into
- 54:06Speaker 2: him and talked to him that after reading the story,
- 54:08Speaker 2: he was like, oh, okay, I might not do this anymore.
- 54:12Speaker 2: And he never did it again, apparently. So we love
- 54:15Speaker 2: a good, happy ending, right? Yeah. So the rest cure
- 54:19Speaker 2: was ended in like the use of it in 1924.
- 54:23Speaker 2: But there were other types of treatment that were used
- 54:26Speaker 2: after the fact and are still used, including lobotomies. Y'all
- 54:30Speaker 2: know about that, who are mainly used on women for
- 54:34Speaker 2: a certain period of time for anything from postpartum to
- 54:37Speaker 2: PTSD to, again, hysteria. And they also moved on to
- 54:41Speaker 2: electric electroconvulsive therapy or ECT which is still used today
- 54:45Speaker 2: and it turns out like I think the percentage went
- 54:50Speaker 2: from like 60% to 82% of the patients were women
- 54:53Speaker 2: and then the ones who are prescribing or doing these
- 54:56Speaker 2: treatments were like 85 90% men so it was like
- 54:59Speaker 2: men want to do this on women which is Suspicious?
- 55:04Speaker 2: All that to say, it also, it turns out that
- 55:07Speaker 2: women are given a lot less information about the procedure.
- 55:10Speaker 2: The side effects are much worse on women, including, like,
- 55:13Speaker 2: memory loss. And it is less effective for women than men. So,
- 55:18Speaker 2: because typically it was originally used for schizophrenia and veterans
- 55:22Speaker 2: as well. So, there's a lot to note. That was sad. Yes.
- 55:28Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. It kind of happens when we
- 55:30Speaker 2: do stuff Mom Never Told You, the intersectional feminism conversation. Yeah,
- 55:36Speaker 2: that's what we do. Yes. So with that, yes, thank you.
- 55:39Speaker 2: I got like a snap in here.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Yes.
- 55:42Speaker 2: We're going to take it. A little more lightheartedly, yeah?
- 55:55Speaker 1: Yeah, for our final story, we are going to read
- 55:58Speaker 1: the fairy tale, The Two Sisters. Once upon a time,
- 56:07Speaker 1: there were two sisters who were as like each other
- 56:10Speaker 1: as two peas in a pod, but one was good
- 56:12Speaker 1: and the other was bad-tempered. Now, their father had no work,
- 56:16Speaker 1: so the girls began to think of going to service.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I will go first and see what I can make
- 56:20Speaker 1: of it, said the younger sister, ever so cheerfully. Then you, sis,
- 56:23Speaker 1: can follow if I have good luck. So she packed
- 56:26Speaker 1: up a bundle, said goodbye, and started to find a place.
- 56:29Speaker 1: But no one in the town wanted a girl, and
- 56:32Speaker 1: she went farther afield into the country. And as she journeyed,
- 56:36Speaker 1: she came upon an oven in which a lot of
- 56:38Speaker 1: loaves were baking. Now as she passed, the loaves cried
- 56:41Speaker 1: out with one voice, Little girl, little girl, take us out,
- 56:45Speaker 1: please take us out. We have been baking for seven years,
- 56:48Speaker 1: and no one has come to take us out. Do
- 56:50Speaker 1: take us out, or we shall soon be burnt. Then,
- 56:54Speaker 1: being a kind, obliging little girl, she stopped, put down
- 56:57Speaker 1: her bundle, took out the bread, and went on her way, saying,
- 57:00Speaker 1: You will be more comfortable now.
- 57:03Speaker 2: After a time, she came to a cow lowing beside
- 57:06Speaker 2: an empty pill, and the cow said to her, Little girl,
- 57:09Speaker 2: little girl, please milk me, please, please milk me. Seven
- 57:14Speaker 2: years have I been waiting, but no one has come
- 57:16Speaker 2: to milk me. So the kind girl stopped, put down
- 57:20Speaker 2: her bundle, milked the cow into the pail, and went
- 57:22Speaker 2: on her way, saying, Now you'll be more comfortable.
- 57:26Speaker 1: By and by she came to an apple tree, so
- 57:29Speaker 1: laden with fruit that its branches were nigh to break.
- 57:31Speaker 1: And the apple tree called to her, Little girl, little girl,
- 57:34Speaker 1: please shake my branches. The fruit is so heavy, I
- 57:37Speaker 1: can't stand straight. Then the kind girl stopped, put down
- 57:41Speaker 1: her bundle, and shook the branches so that the apples
- 57:43Speaker 1: fell off, and the tree could stand straight. Then she
- 57:46Speaker 1: went on her way, saying, You will be more comfortable now.
- 57:50Speaker 2: So she journeyed on till she came to a house
- 57:52Speaker 2: where an old witch woman lived. Now this witch woman
- 57:56Speaker 2: wanted a servant maid and promised good wages. Therefore, the
- 58:00Speaker 2: girl agreed to stop with her and try how she
- 58:02Speaker 2: liked servants. She had to sweep the floor, keep the
- 58:05Speaker 2: house clean and tidy, the fire bright and cheery. But
- 58:08Speaker 2: there was one thing the witch woman said she must
- 58:10Speaker 2: never do, and that was look up the chimney. If
- 58:14Speaker 2: you do, said the witch woman, something will fall down
- 58:17Speaker 2: on you, and you will come to a bad end. Well...
- 58:22Speaker 2: The girl swept and dusted and made up the fire,
- 58:25Speaker 2: but ne'er a penny of wages did she see. Now
- 58:28Speaker 2: the girl wanted to go home, as she did not
- 58:31Speaker 2: like witch service, for the witch used to have boiled
- 58:34Speaker 2: babies for supper and bury the bones under some stones
- 58:38Speaker 2: in the garden, but she did not want to go
- 58:40Speaker 2: home empty, penniless. So she stayed on, sweeping and dusting
- 58:44Speaker 2: and doing her work, just as if she was pleased.
- 58:48Speaker 2: Then one day, as she was sweeping up the hearth,
- 58:51Speaker 2: down tumbled some soot, and without remembering that she was
- 58:55Speaker 2: forbidden to look up the chimney, she looked up to
- 58:57Speaker 2: see where the soot came from, and lo and behold,
- 59:00Speaker 2: a big bag of gold fell plump into her lap.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Now the witch happened to be out on one of
- 59:07Speaker 1: her witch errands, so the girl thought it a fine
- 59:10Speaker 1: opportunity to be off home. So she kilted up her
- 59:13Speaker 1: petticoats and started to run home, but she had only
- 59:16Speaker 1: gone a little way when she heard the witch woman
- 59:18Speaker 1: coming after her on her broomstick. Now the apple tree
- 59:21Speaker 1: she had helped to stand straight happened to be quite close,
- 59:24Speaker 1: so she ran to it and cried, Apple tree, apple tree,
- 59:27Speaker 1: hide me, so the old witch can't find me, for
- 59:30Speaker 1: if she does, she'll pick my bones and bury me
- 59:32Speaker 1: under the garden stones. Then the apple tree said, Of
- 59:35Speaker 1: course I will. You helped me to stand straight. One
- 59:39Speaker 1: good turn deserves another. So the apple tree hid her
- 59:42Speaker 1: finally in its green branches, and when the witch flew
- 59:44Speaker 1: past saying, Tree of mine, tree of mine, have you
- 59:48Speaker 1: seen my naughty little maid with a willy-willy wag and
- 59:50Speaker 1: a great big bag? She's stolen my money, all I had.
- 59:55Speaker 1: The apple tree answered, No, mother dear, not for seven year.
- 59:58Speaker 2: So the witch flew on the wrong way, and the
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: girl got down, thanked the tree politely, and started again.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: But just as she got to where the cow was
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: standing beside the pill, she heard the witch coming again.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: So she ran to the cow and cried, Cow, cow,
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: please hide me so the witch can't find me. If
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: she does, she'll pick my bones and bury me under
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: the garden stones. Certainly I will, answered the cow. Didn't
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: you milk me, make me comfortable? Hide yourself behind me
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: and you'll be safe. And when the witch flew by
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: and called to the cow, Oh, cow of mine, cow
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: of mine, have you seen my gnarly little maid with
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: a willy-willy wag and a great big bag? Who stole
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: my money, all that I had? She just said politely, No,
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: mother dear, not for seven years.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Then the old witch went on in the wrong direction,
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: and the girl started afresh on her way home. But
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: just as she got to where the oven stood, She
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: heard that horrid old witch coming behind her again. So
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: she ran as fast as she could to the oven
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: and cried, Oh, oven, oven, hide me, so as the
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: witch can't find me. For if she does, she'll pick
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: my bones and bury them under the garden stones. Then
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: the oven said, I'm afraid there is no room for you,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: as another batch of bread is baking. But there is
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: the baker. Ask him. So she asked the baker, and
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: he said, Of course I will. You saved my last
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: batch from being burnt. So run into the bakehouse. You
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: will be quite safe there, and I will settle the
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: witch for you. So she hid in the bakehouse only
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: just in time, but there was the old witch calling angrily, Oh,
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: man of mine, man of mine, have you seen my
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: naughty little maid with a willy-willy wag and a great
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: big bag who stole my money all I had? Then
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: the baker replied, Look in the oven. She may be there.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: And the witch alighted from her broomstick and peered into
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: the oven. She could see no one. Creep in and
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: look in the farthest corner, said the baker slyly. And
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: the witch crept in when, bang, he shut the door
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: in her face. And there she was roasting. And when
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: she came out with the bread, she was all crisp
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: and brown and had to go home as best she
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: could and put cold cream all over her. But the kind,
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: obliging little girl got safe home with her bag of money.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Now, the ill-tempered elder sister was very jealous of this
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: good luck and determined to get a bag of gold
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: for herself. So she, in turn, packed up a bundle
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: and settled and started to seek service by the same road.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: But when she came to the oven and the loaves
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: begged her to take them out because they had been
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: baking seven years and were neither burning, she tossed her
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: head and said, A likely story indeed, and I could
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: burn my fingers to save your crust? No, thank you.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: And with that, she went on till she came across
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: the cow standing waiting to be milked beside the pill.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: But when the cow said, little girl, little girl, milk me,
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: please milk me. I've waited seven years to be milked.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: She only laughed and said, you may wait another seven
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: years for all I care. I'm not your dairy maid.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: And with that, she went on till she came to
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: the apple tree, all overburdened by its fruit. But when
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: it begged her to shake its branches, she only giggled,
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: plucked one ripe apple, and said, One is enough for me.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: You can keep the rest for yourself. And with that,
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: she went munching on the apple till she came to
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: the witch woman's house.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Now the witch woman, though she had gotten over being
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: crisp and brown from the oven, was dreadfully angry with
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: all little maidservants, and made up her mind that this
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: one should not trick her. So for a long time,
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: she never went out of the house. Thus, the ill-tempered
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: sister never had a chance of looking up the chimney,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: as she had meant to do at once. And she
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: had to dust and clean and brush and sweep ever
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: so hard until she was quite tired out. But one day,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: when the witch woman went into the garden to bury
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: her bones, she seized the moment, looked up the chimney,
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: and sure enough, a bag of gold fell plump into
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: her lap. Well, she was off with it in a
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: moment and ran and ran until she came to the
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: apple trees. And she heard the witch woman behind her.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: So she cried as her sister had done. Appletree, Appletree,
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: hide me, so the old witch can't find me. For
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: if she does, she'll break my bones or bury me
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: under the garden stones. The Appletree said, No room here.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: I've got too many apples.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: So she had to run on, and the witch woman
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: on her broomsleeve came flying by and called, Oh, tree
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: of mine, tree of mine, have you seen a naughty
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: little maid with a willy-willy wagon and a great big bag?
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Who stole my money? All I had. The apple tree cried, Yes,
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: mother dear, she's gone down there. Then the witch woman
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: went after her, caught her, gave her a thorough good beating,
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: took the bag of money away from her, and sent
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: her home without a penny payment for all her dusting
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: and sweeping and brushing and cleaning. The end. We might
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: be over our time, so we're going to have to
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: do a real quick discussion on this one. Yes. Man,
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: we love fairy tales. And when you go into the
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: depth of what the fairy tale was, we talk about
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: the Grimm brothers. We talked about the different legends. It's
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: kind of hard to pinpoint where they originate. So this
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: one was a specific one written by a woman.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: Where? No, it was translated by a woman.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: Translated, my bad.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: Yes, because a lot of fairy tales are oral traditions.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: This one is believed to be a Scottish or English
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: oral tradition from the 17th century. And if you look
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: it up, there are so many versions of it. The
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Brothers Grimm has one that's kind of similar. And then
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: eventually it gets transcribed, um, So that was a woman
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: in 1924 who did this. Yes.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: So we wanted to include fairy tales because there are
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: so many things behind it. You guys know, I think,
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: or you probably all know about the Disneyfication of fairy tales.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: So they're really cute and fun and like happy endings
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: all around. When in actuality, most of them were not
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: happy endings.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Yes. No, you've recently been traumatized by the Little Mermaid.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Little Mermaid.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: You keep bringing it up.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: That was too much for me to handle. I was like, wait, what?
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: She doesn't get to be with the prince? She really
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: sees someone else marrying the prince, and then she just dies.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Spoilers, yes.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real dark.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Yeah, well, one of the fun things about this one,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: a lot of fairy tales operate as more morality tales,
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: cautionary tales. That's what they were for. especially when the
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: world is still really, really mysterious. And you got to
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: love a good witch. We are very happy when we
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: get to talk about witches.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: You know, you can be a witch for brewing beer
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: or having thought or maybe wearing the wrong dress, you know,
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: stuff like that. And that makes you a witch. We
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: know that it was really weaponized against women for so
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: long that when you start going back to be like,
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: maybe the witches weren't that bad, to be fair. She
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: did not pay a living wage to those maids. So
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: that was wrong. And we're all about fair wages.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Hello.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: But that's right. That's right. But I mean, we don't
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: actually know if she ate those babies. They just said
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: she used to, you know?
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: It's all hearsay. Slander. Also, shout out to that cold cream.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: That's what I got to say. You get put in
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: an oven, burnt to a crisp. I've got a cream
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: just for this situation. Just for that.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: I'm going to assume she's Korean or some kind of
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Asian person because cold cream, am I right?
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, when you get a witch, I
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: do think we're kind of turning on who we view
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: as the villain because a lot of times you've got
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: like the witch. She's your stereotypical villain. This one has
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: a very classic, like, good-bad sister. Right. Teaching you the kindness.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: We're all about being kind. Right. But those are just
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: those tropes that are supposed to teach you how to
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: be a good person. Right. But the witch lives alone,
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: and she's got this cold cream that they can't make
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: money off of in medicine, so she... We're terrifying.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Well, also, the good girl here has to be self-sacrificing,
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: and I think that's something that we've all kind of learned.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: If you're from the South, you know what I'm talking about.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: You need to be, you know... Work yourself to the bone,
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: make sure you're the least happiest of everyone, and then
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: make sure everybody's good. So it's kind of that level
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: of like teaching, if you really want to be a
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: good person, you must do all these things for your
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: family and do all the best. And again, kindness is
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: one thing, but to like sacrifice yourself for the sake
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: of everyone else where you're literally... doing everything and you're
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: exhausting yourself to a point that you can't rest or
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: you're not eating well and you're doing everything because you're
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: trying to take care of everybody first, that's not always
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: the way to be. So you need to have that
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: balance and understanding. If you're not caring for yourself or
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: if you're not taking care of it, you really can't
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: care for others. So that's kind of that balance in
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: this conversation because for the longest time it was told
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: no absolutely give up everything of yourself in order to
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: be the good in this story.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Yeah and to close so that we have time for
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Q & A with our good viewers here we clearly,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: I think it's really important to talk about these stories
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: and the tropes in them, what they're trying to tell us,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: and the context, the context of the time. And that's
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: one of the reasons we like talking about horror is
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: because they're a reflection of what we fear as a society.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: And that is just endlessly fascinating to us. And we're
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: also really happy that more women are writing horror now.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: We love horror. Recommendations always welcome. Yes. Yes. But yeah,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: I think that is it. Please. Thank you so much
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: for coming. It was amazing. What a great crowd. Okay.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: I think in the last.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: That brings us to the end of our very special
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: live episode from Virgin Voyages, The Valiant Lady. We did it.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Yay.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Yes, we did it. It was a wonderful time. We
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: hope that you enjoyed listening to it. And we hope
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: that you have a good spooky season. Yes.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Yes.
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