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#163 After 2 Beers: Quirky Nicknames, Iconic Characters, and the Unexpected Use of Hair Dryers · After 2 Beers

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Speaker 2: all right, welcome to the after two beers podcast.
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Speaker 2: I'm dutch dalton, joined as always by kimberly gibbler.
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Speaker 2: I almost said your real name.
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Speaker 2: That's me kimberly ross gibbler and, uh, michael summers aka the puddin howdy y'all?
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Speaker 2: How'd you get the nickname puddin?
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Speaker 1: oh, I got it in sophomore year wrestling yeah, tell the story, we gotta know okay, so it was.
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Speaker 1: Uh, it was a day of wrestling meet, yeah, I was a sophomore.
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Speaker 1: I went to the my girlfriend's house at the time and as I was walking back she because she lived like two blocks away from the school.
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Speaker 1: As I was walking back to the school, the bus was pulling out and leaving so I missed the bus to wrestling meet next day at practice coach asked hey, what were you doing?
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Speaker 1: I was like you guys left, I was at her and I was at her house.
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Speaker 1: He goes.
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Speaker 1: It's cool, man.
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Speaker 1: All you had to do is you say you were getting some pudding.
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Speaker 2: Getting some pudding Stuck, putting it in Stuck ever since you know what and I hate to say this, because we're built basically the exact same, but I I'm going to say it.
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Speaker 2: Puddin' fits for you though, doesn't it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it works, it's stuck.
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Speaker 1: I know a lot of friends' parents that don't even know my real name.
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Speaker 1: Oh really, oh yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, when somebody was like Michael, I was like who the hell is that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: They're like nah, who's that?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually got introduced one time at State Darts as Puddin' me.
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Speaker 2: That's another handsome devil, incredibly sexy.
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Speaker 2: He's got a little more on top.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
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Speaker 2: Well, thanks again.
1:30
Speaker 2: Welcome back to the podcast.
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Speaker 2: Right, it's not a straight shot, it's unplug.
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Speaker 3: Here we go.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, for sticking with us.
2:49
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We are going to do two of these a month now, officially for sure, and I still haven't released the audio.
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Speaker 2: And, to be honest with you, it's kind of a headache for me, it's kind of expensive for us, too right and too right, and our video views are much higher now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're taking off, yeah, and so I'm half tempted just to shut the audio version down completely, but uh, I'm just lazy.
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Speaker 3: What about those people in germany?
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Speaker 3: That's true yeah, well hopefully they should be facebook followers.
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Speaker 2: Right, you know, but anyway.
3:20
Speaker 2: So, uh, I'm still debating with that.
3:23
Speaker 2: It's a budget thing, you know, but that was what?
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Speaker 1: I just laughed like buy more stickers so we can afford it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need stuff, All right.
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Speaker 2: So coming up tonight we've got our Mount Rushmore, our new segment, Gibbler's got our giblets.
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Speaker 3: I do.
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Speaker 2: And Puddin' has told me how excited he is already about his.
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Speaker 2: Am I the asshole?
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4:29
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Speaker 2: So we're going to talk about that later in the show.
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Speaker 2: Are you guys ready to get going?
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Speaker 1: I'm ready.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right, so we're going to jump into this the Mount Rushmore.
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Speaker 2: I think we're going to try to do this in two bites, right?
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Speaker 2: Okay, I think we're going to try to do this in two bites right.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, one for the live audience right now, yeah, and we'll do one for Patreon, okay, and I'll download the file and upload it and you guys can watch that on Patreon if you're a Patreon sponsor, all right.
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Speaker 2: So the Mount Rushmore this week, and this is something that we'd love to have the audience engage with us as well.
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Speaker 2: If there's something goofy that you're always like, you know, let's do the top.
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Speaker 2: The Mount Rushmore of condiments.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 1: You know, Mount Rushmore of cartoons, you name it.
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Speaker 2: So this week we challenged each other with coming with our Mount Rushmore of television characters and movie characters.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so hard, yeah you got four, so difficult.
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Speaker 2: So what do you want to do for the live you guys?
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Speaker 2: Anybody watching?
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Speaker 2: Is there anybody watching yet?
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Speaker 3: So I wasn't supposed to do both.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did both.
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Speaker 2: We're going to do one on Patreon We'll do it later.
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Speaker 2: We're going to record it, okay.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, is that?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 2: I we're going to record it.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Is that okay?
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Speaker 3: I don't know what I planned for, but okay, we'll figure it out.
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Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
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Speaker 1: Which one do we want to do now Do?
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Speaker 3: you want to do television.
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Speaker 2: What's that?
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Speaker 2: Well, I just mixed it up.
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Speaker 2: You didn't wear the right underwear.
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Speaker 1: You had to have your special underwear no.
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Speaker 3: I just picked a mix of TV and movies, so I was confused on the task.
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Speaker 2: Well, can you just kind of sort you?
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Speaker 1: All right, I'll figure it out, screw it I'll figure it out, we'll just do them all, we'll do it live.
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Speaker 3: We'll do it live, we'll do it live.
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Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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Speaker 3: But if anybody does decide they want to do Patreon.
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Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, hit up our little logo on our Facebook page.
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Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, hit up our little logo on our Facebook page.
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Speaker 3: Oh Lee, I love it or our website, sorry.
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Speaker 2: Oh, all right, are we ready to get?
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Speaker 3: going.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Sure.
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Speaker 2: If it's not a big deal, let's start with television.
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Speaker 1: Television.
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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, you want me to go first, yeah.
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Speaker 2: We'll switch it up.
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Speaker 1: I'll do movies, first TV.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso.
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Speaker 3: That's on my list too, ted Lasso.
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Speaker 1: I mean I'm re-watching it again right now.
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Speaker 1: It's so re-watchable.
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Speaker 1: Second one Ed O'Neill, al Bundy yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's a good one.
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Speaker 2: I like that one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I like.
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Speaker 1: I mean just because I like this show too John Goodman as Dan Conner.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Roseanne.
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Speaker 2: You could have went with Roseanne, either one there.
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Speaker 1: What's your favorite?
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Speaker 1: Dan Conner memory.
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Speaker 2: I remember the one where he beat up Jackie's dude, yeah, and he went in the back with the yeah, that was pretty Eating a chicken wing.
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Speaker 1: And then what was that Three?
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Speaker 3: My fourth one is Mr Rogers oh well, yeah, that's a good one, yeah that's who I grew up with, so I got a bunch of extra ones.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, well, we'll chat about those in a second, gibber uh, do you have any that are television related?
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Speaker 3: I had uh jason sudeikis with Ted Lasso.
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Speaker 3: I have Hugh Laurie with House.
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Speaker 1: Dr Gregory House.
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Speaker 3: I think he did a great job as that character.
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Speaker 3: I have Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson on how I Met.
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Speaker 2: Your Mother.
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Speaker 3: I mean, you're a womanizing man, you're playing that and in the meantime your husband's actually on the show too.
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Speaker 2: Right and a couple of them.
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Speaker 1: So yeah.
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Speaker 3: I just I think that those were some good ones, so those were the ones that were in my list.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are good.
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Speaker 2: I uh, I wasn't the biggest how I met your mother.
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Speaker 2: I watched it, but I wasn't like dedicated to it I was.
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Speaker 2: I still watch it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I watched to fall asleep.
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Speaker 3: Either that or friends.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, um and friends most of the cast would be in my list as well.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was tough to come up before.
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Speaker 2: So I I went through and I tried to look at characters that, uh, I've either watched a ton in my life that's what I did or, even if I didn't watch them a lot, I just really enjoyed them.
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Speaker 2: So my first and it's probably the only series because I just mentioned to you, I don't really watch series a whole lot and it was Breaking Bad.
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Speaker 3: And Walter White, I think, is one of the he does a fantastic job.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that whole character is amazing.
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Speaker 2: I think that's one of the most rewatchable series out there, yeah, and you know, because you go through all these and I'm like there's so many people from the Office I liked and Cheers I liked, oh yeah.
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Speaker 3: Those were some I picked too.
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Speaker 2: And I couldn't come up with them because there wasn't one particular character that really did it, but Walter White was one.
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Speaker 2: Another one I'm a big fan of MASH, oh yeah, and I picked a Sherman Potter, the uh, the second, uh, colonel that came in and ran the place and I don't know, there's something about war anyway, that, um, it must be a dude thing and uh, you know, like I just dig war movies and it's just that guy was just like a calming father slash grandpa kind of guy and oh yeah.
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Speaker 3: Now I can tell you so.
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Speaker 3: My father watched a lot of MASH.
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Speaker 3: He was a military man and as a kid I thought it was terrible.
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Speaker 3: As an adult, I'm like God, this is so good.
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Speaker 3: What was I missing out on all those years?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
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Speaker 3: I think you have to get some of the humor.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that, and it's deep shit that kids don't have to worry about.
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Speaker 2: Right, it's deep shit that kids don't have to worry about, right?
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Speaker 2: It's a lot of relationship stuff and missing family and all that kind of stuff.
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Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of MASH.
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Speaker 2: Another one was the Golden Girls I love.
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Speaker 1: Miss Del Getty's character.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was just hard.
10:36
Speaker 2: Then I wanted to put Judge Judy but she's not technically a character.
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Speaker 3: She's not a character.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean technically, it kind of is yeah.
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Speaker 3: Because I hear that she's like one of the nicest people ever Right, and she has to kind of be a hard ass on.
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Speaker 2: Oh, she nails it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, my third is Homer Simpson.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I almost had him yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm a big and honestly my favorite on the series is probably grandpa, but I mean Homer's right there, and I can't.
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Speaker 2: I mean that show has been on for 30 years forever.
11:09
Speaker 2: Yeah Right, so it's, it is.
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Speaker 2: And then my last one, and this is a loose character, but it is a character, and I probably watched this guy for 30 years too and I never really appreciated them until you realize where it is now.
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Speaker 2: But Bobby Heenan.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and.
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Speaker 2: WWE yeah, I was a big wrestling, I'm still a wrestling guy, and I tried to think of someone that just that was just always over the top.
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Speaker 2: That was really entertaining, though, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And that guy was around forever he was yeah, so those are my.
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Speaker 2: Those are my four Bobby Heenan, Sherman Potter, Walter White and Homer Simpson.
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Speaker 3: Nice, that's not a bad list.
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Speaker 3: That's a funny-looking Mount Rushmore, though, right.
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Speaker 2: It would look kind of fun.
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Speaker 2: Though that's the coolest T-shirt ever.
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Speaker 2: All right, what were some of your?
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Speaker 1: extra ones.
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Speaker 1: John C McGinley, dr Kossoff Scrubs.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, You've never watched Scrubs.
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Speaker 1: No, oh, you should totally do that, Tom Selleck Magnum.
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Speaker 3: PI.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: And my other one I grew up on with my grandpa watching it Benny Hill.
12:11
Speaker 2: Oh, benny Hill's hilarious I love that dry British humor anyway.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't watch a whole lot of Benny Hill though, yeah.
12:18
Speaker 2: I did Dope.
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Speaker 2: All right, gibbler, I'll start movies.
12:25
Speaker 2: Okay, and then you guys can.
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Speaker 2: The first one I did was Clark Griswold.
12:31
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
12:31
Speaker 2: And I'm a big fan of all the films.
12:35
Speaker 2: Maybe the last ones aren't the greatest, but the original, the European, the Christmas Vacation, all those National Lampoons, I'm a big fan of.
12:43
Speaker 2: Staple, and I'm a big fan of his.
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Speaker 3: I can't do a roundabout without going.
12:47
Speaker 3: Here's Big Ben.
12:49
Speaker 3: Hey look, here's Big Ben.
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Speaker 2: The next one for me, and this is legit.
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Speaker 2: It was a phenomenal movie, but when he was on the screen, it just.
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Speaker 2: It's Beetlejuice.
13:01
Speaker 2: I love Beetlejuice.
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Speaker 2: They're actually going to do a sequel.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coming out here shortly, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometime this fall, but I just think that character is amazing.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and my third and this one could have went a million different ways is Tyler Durden.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, from Fight Club.
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Speaker 1: I almost put him too.
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Speaker 2: I looked at that and I was like where do you go there?
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Speaker 2: But my last is, honestly, I think one of the best performances I've ever seen, and it's Antoine Segur on no Country for Old Men.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
13:36
Speaker 2: And have you seen the movie?
13:38
Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
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Speaker 2: That guy is freaky, yeah, he is, and in every scene you're like're like holy shit, like I don't know.
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Speaker 2: That's.
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Speaker 2: In my opinion, that is an amazing character.
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Speaker 2: so those talk about a weird looking mount rushmore now that I think about it right, clark griswold, antoine sagur, beetle juice and tyler durden wait till you hear mine, that's a good one yeah, all right give me.
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Speaker 3: Again.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't understand the assignment.
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Speaker 3: It's fine, johnny Depp.
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Speaker 3: Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought about that one.
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Speaker 1: I think that was just a really good character yeah.
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Speaker 1: I thought about that whole series.
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Speaker 3: Anthony Hopkins, Hannibal Lecter.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, were there any of them?
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Speaker 3: Silence of the Lambs, or is it Red Dragon?
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Speaker 3: Is that what it's?
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Speaker 1: called yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, any of them Tom Hanks, forrest Gump.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That was one of my debated, really yeah.
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Speaker 2: And Kobe Litton said Rayman, that's another really really good one.
14:38
Speaker 2: Aj and I were chatting about this.
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Speaker 2: There's so many actors that I love that.
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Speaker 2: It was difficult for me, like Tom Hanks was one.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 1: What role do you pick with him?
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Speaker 2: Well, and I was thinking like Brad Pitt, there's so many Brad Pitt characters that I love.
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Speaker 1: That's why I didn't put him on mine Denzel Washington yeah.
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Speaker 1: I could do a Mount Rushmore just Denzel Washington characters.
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Speaker 2: He's one of my alternates, yeah yeah, and then what was the other one?
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Speaker 2: Oh, daniel Day-Lewis.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a big fan of Daniel Day-Lewis, and so that was I mean.
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Speaker 3: But I kept going through all of this and my other one is Heath Ledger's Joker yeah, that's a really good one but Heath Ledger with anything, really yeah and Night's Tale 10 things I hate about you absolutely.
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Speaker 3: I didn't mind that.
15:21
Speaker 3: That was a good one that's a guilty pleasure.
15:23
Speaker 1: What am I saying?
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Speaker 2: yeah, uh josh hunter says uh, forrest gump is an amazing film.
15:29
Speaker 2: Uh, leo's wolf of wall street.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one too yeah, I uh, actually um the other guy, um the uh, I think he won a uh, jonah jonah hill.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I, his character in that is amazing, yeah, so yeah, that's a really good one too, puddin' All right.
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Speaker 1: My first one Do you, do all your shit yeah, okay.
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Speaker 1: First one, of course, Jeff Burgess.
15:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
15:55
Speaker 2: You know it's funny.
15:56
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that film and I wanted to say the dude, because I love the dude, but then I was like you know, man, he's just an unemployed pothead and he's not that inspiring.
16:13
Speaker 2: Really, like I know a lot of people that could play that part.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he nails it and I love the film and, uh, I love.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I love the film, I think john goodman did a fantastic job.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know if I should keep him off, but no, that's honestly.
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Speaker 2: I debated him the most.
16:26
Speaker 1: My next one is another one of my all-time favorite movies Burt Reynolds as the Bandit.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that is a good one, that is a good one.
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Speaker 1: I watch that religiously.
16:36
Speaker 2: Actually the Sheriff yeah yeah Is phenomenal in that too.
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Speaker 2: That's actually a really good one too, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Third one, Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can't go wrong with him anyway, yeah nope.
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Speaker 1: Last one is man.
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Speaker 1: This was a tough one.
16:56
Speaker 1: I went with Pacino as Michael Corleone.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that is a good one.
17:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Godfather 2 better than Godfather the original.
17:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we could do a Mount Rushmore of just sequels.
17:09
Speaker 1: Oh, you could too.
17:09
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
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Speaker 1: Sequel characters yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, we'd love to hear from all of you if there's any that we're missing.
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Speaker 2: That were, you know, one I really thought about for television and if If I missed it, I'd struggle with it because the idea was my favorite characters.
17:26
Speaker 1: Right.
17:26
Speaker 2: But it's Lucy and Lucille Ball.
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Speaker 1: I almost had that on there Just everything that lady did.
17:33
Speaker 2: She was a genius Right and she started reruns and all that kind of stuff.
17:37
Speaker 2: That's the reason you had Star Trek.
17:41
Speaker 1: Yeah well, she's a big advocate for it, really.
17:43
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well, he's a big advocate for it Really Okay.
17:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think there's a comedy hall of fame and I think she's like the, the inaugural individual in that.
17:53
Speaker 2: So anyway, I hope you guys are enjoying this.
17:57
Speaker 2: This is kind of our laid back part.
17:59
Speaker 2: Do you want to do some fire water?
18:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:02
Speaker 3: We should do some firewalls.
18:03
Speaker 1: Spicy water, spicy water you want me to go grab it.
18:06
Speaker 1: You guys cut amongst yourselves.
18:08
Speaker 1: I'll give you a topic.
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Speaker 1: I had a bunch of other ones.
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Speaker 2: Grape nuts are neither grapes nor nuts.
18:11
Speaker 1: Discuss it's gravel.
18:12
Speaker 1: I also had like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank.
18:16
Speaker 2: Oh man.
18:16
Speaker 1: Dan Zell is in All of them in Shawshank.
18:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, dan Zell in Training Day Absolutely.
18:22
Speaker 1: Amber loves cool, cool hand Luke.
18:24
Speaker 2: Oh, why'd you have to tell him 50?
18:26
Speaker 2: Why'd you have to do that?
18:30
Speaker 1: That's a phenomenal movie man, I also had Ray Liotta Henry on, oh yeah.
18:34
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, there's so many, it's hard to pick well it was funny.
18:39
Speaker 2: I went through what I consider my top favorite films, yeah, and I didn't like.
18:43
Speaker 2: I love Goodfellas yeah, I didn't pick anything from them.
18:46
Speaker 2: Big Lebowski, I love.
18:47
Speaker 2: I love Field of Dreams yeah, I didn't pick anything Right.
18:51
Speaker 2: And I love the Departed yeah, that might be the one Jack Nicholson character if I could pick that one there.
18:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a pretty good one.
18:58
Speaker 2: That is a good one there.
18:59
Speaker 3: I liked all of the O, oh yeah.
19:03
Speaker 1: Mike Ocean's 11.
19:04
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:06
Speaker 2: Oh, there's another guy, Matt Damon.
19:08
Speaker 2: I love a lot of his films All right, george Clooney.
19:10
Speaker 2: You guys are getting the point here of the Mount Rushmore.
19:13
Speaker 2: This thing can go on forever, but if you've got topics or ideas or suggestions, let us know.
19:20
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
19:25
Speaker 2: I think right now we're going to ramp it up a little bit here, with a little bit of the fireball here.
19:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, woo Gibbler, are you ready to do your giblets?
19:31
Speaker 3: I am Give us some giblets.
19:33
Speaker 3: Let's see what we got.
19:37
Speaker 3: Here's another one that I was a little afraid to do.
19:40
Speaker 3: Any of the characters off of South Park, oh shit.
19:44
Speaker 3: But here's a little giblet for you.
19:46
Speaker 3: You know Timmy, yeah, timmy Birch.
19:49
Speaker 3: So comedy central originally wanted to remove Timmy Birch from South Park due to the potential controversy over the inclusion of a mentally handicapped character, but Matt Stone and Trey Parker pushed to keep the character on the basis that other children in the series treat him equally.
20:04
Speaker 3: So I thought that was kind of awesome.
20:09
Speaker 2: It's funny to me that even they thought that was going over the line Right.
20:11
Speaker 2: Had they ever?
20:13
Speaker 3: watched the stuff that they've done.
20:15
Speaker 2: They had a kid from Africa on the first season they called Starvin' Marvin.
20:21
Speaker 3: Wasn't he the one that was like yes.
20:24
Speaker 2: I mean they have pushed.
20:24
Speaker 2: It was terrible.
20:25
Speaker 2: They've had Jesus and the devil on there multiple times.
20:29
Speaker 3: Yes, they have.
20:30
Speaker 2: No, Timmy.
20:31
Speaker 2: Oh, that's, you gotta leave them on there.
20:34
Speaker 1: Come on.
20:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah.
20:37
Speaker 2: I want to know what kind of sessions they're having, where they're getting together and like that would be a fun let's come up with a mentally challenged kid, and I'm sure it wasn't that PC.
20:49
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I don't know how many times I've been called instead of Timmy, so yeah, that's why I thought that one's kind of interesting.
20:57
Speaker 3: I love it.
20:59
Speaker 3: Let's see here Dan Aykroyd.
21:02
Speaker 3: He's an American, Canadian actor.
21:04
Speaker 3: Everybody knows Dan.
21:08
Speaker 3: Do you know that he has Tourette's and Asperger's and was born with webbed toes and two different colored eyes?
21:11
Speaker 3: He also has strange obsessions with law enforcement and ghosts which later led to the idea for Ghostbusters.
21:18
Speaker 1: Loves ghosties.
21:20
Speaker 2: Loves some ghosts you know what you just told me without telling me.
21:22
Speaker 3: What.
21:23
Speaker 2: His mom was drinking when she was pregnant.
21:26
Speaker 1: Drinking that spicy water.
21:28
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that was water because I ain't drinking, I'm just huffing paint.
21:34
Speaker 2: They didn't know back then no yeah, well right cigarettes were good for you, dude.
21:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave heroin to little kids in the early.
21:43
Speaker 3: I was getting ready to say I don't know how, how many of our fourth birthday, that it was still cool that there was an ashtray next to our birthday cake.
21:51
Speaker 1: People just smoking inside the house With cigarettes in their beer cans Right.
21:56
Speaker 2: Hey, grab me one of those candles off our cake.
21:58
Speaker 3: Let me light this.
21:58
Speaker 3: Let me light this cigarette.
21:59
Speaker 3: Right, how do?
22:01
Speaker 2: you think our candles got lit.
22:02
Speaker 2: It's fine.
22:04
Speaker 2: I was going to say how do you?
22:04
Speaker 3: think our candles got lit.
22:05
Speaker 3: All right, let's see here.
22:13
Speaker 3: There was controversy in 1930 surrounding someone because they were paid more than the president.
22:20
Speaker 2: Babe Ruth.
22:21
Speaker 3: That person was Babe Ruth.
22:22
Speaker 2: Yep and the amount was $80,000.
22:25
Speaker 3: And that was more than what the president made then.
22:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved his retort to that too.
22:29
Speaker 2: They asked him about it in a press conference.
22:31
Speaker 2: And he said well, I had a better year than he did, then you know.
22:37
Speaker 2: It's funny, though, that, like I, don't do you follow the NBA at all much.
22:41
Speaker 2: They've been signed.
22:43
Speaker 1: They just went into free agency in the last two days and the contracts these guys sign are just stupid, oh my God.
22:51
Speaker 2: All of them there's like.
22:52
Speaker 2: This guy is like their seventh guy off the bench and he just got two years $45 million and I'm just blown away by the number of money that's in sports.
23:02
Speaker 3: I'm more blown away by how much money these guys just waste and blow Like how many of them actually blow the money.
23:09
Speaker 2: They just run through it All of the sports.
23:12
Speaker 2: That's just, they're enabling commerce.
23:14
Speaker 2: That way it all trickles down, that's why they have classes now for most of the NFL guys Like listen, they do yeah.
23:20
Speaker 2: They do Seriously.
23:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Boston Celtics are up for sale right now, right?
23:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Boston Celtics are up for sale right now, right, and the group that owns them currently.
23:27
Speaker 2: I think they said they paid around and I may butcher this number, but it was around $330 million they paid for this franchise.
23:33
Speaker 2: That's going for billions, isn't it?
23:35
Speaker 2: They think it will sell for $5 billion.
23:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially after just winning the championship.
23:40
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
23:41
Speaker 2: It's the best investment.
23:42
Speaker 2: They could probably win next year too.
23:43
Speaker 2: Just buy a professional team you win next year too.
23:47
Speaker 1: Just buy a professional team.
23:48
Speaker 1: That's what Jerry Jones you know I'm a Cowboys fan.
23:49
Speaker 1: He bought them dirt cheap.
23:50
Speaker 1: Bless your heart.
23:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, hey, we're going undefeated next year.
23:54
Speaker 3: Baby, I don't know what you're saying oh yeah, I say that every year them dogs, them dogs, them boys.
24:00
Speaker 1: But yeah, bought them cheap.
24:01
Speaker 1: Now look at them they're one of the most expensive franchises around.
24:05
Speaker 2: Who's that?
24:06
Speaker 2: Dallas?
24:06
Speaker 2: Dallas, that's America's team baby.
24:08
Speaker 2: All right, Gibbs, what's the next one?
24:12
Speaker 3: How much do you know about Tupac Shakur?
24:16
Speaker 2: Not a ton, but a fair amount.
24:18
Speaker 3: So he was actually a ballet dancer and played the role of the Mouse King in the Nutcracker.
24:24
Speaker 3: There you go.
24:25
Speaker 3: I believe it, yeah, so I guess that he was into a lot of the Mouse King and the Nutcracker.
24:27
Speaker 3: There you go, I believe it.
24:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:28
Speaker 3: So I guess that, like he was into a lot of the different performing arts and different things, and then his mom moved him from Baltimore to California and that's when he started becoming a little bit of a trouble.
24:43
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, when he was out East he was in schools for that stuff.
24:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he could have been Will Smith before Will Smith.
24:51
Speaker 3: Oh, he was in love with Jada Well.
24:53
Speaker 2: I mean everything that I was reading about it.
24:55
Speaker 3: I mean, they said that they were best friends, or whatever, but no, I mean.
24:58
Speaker 2: Oh.
24:58
Speaker 2: I mean as far as the films and when he was killed.
25:04
Speaker 2: And then the other wild part is I don't think people realize both he and Notorious BIG Biggie Smalls they were both in their early 20s.
25:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were young, they were babies, still in the industry.
25:17
Speaker 2: I can't imagine if those guys had lived, you know how many albums and things they could have put out.
25:22
Speaker 2: And, like I said, and it wasn't I'm sorry, it wasn't Will Smith, it's Ice Cube.
25:26
Speaker 2: They talked about how Ice Cube went from NWA and then went into a very profitable movie film career.
25:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they said Tupac actually was setting up to be that first.
25:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's all taken away, so he did a few movies and then, yeah, yeah, he did.
25:43
Speaker 3: Was it Poetic Justice?
25:44
Speaker 3: Yeah?
25:44
Speaker 2: That was one, and then that was the one with Janet Jackson, right?
25:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there you go, squirrel, squirrel, all right.
25:53
Speaker 3: I've only got maybe a couple more.
25:55
Speaker 3: I think I might have done this one before, but you know, after two beers.
26:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:02
Speaker 3: I don't remember exactly Texas Hold'em.
26:05
Speaker 3: Opening hand of Ace King offsuit is sometimes referred to as an Anna Kournikova, both for the initials AK.
26:15
Speaker 1: They don't win a lot.
26:16
Speaker 3: That's it.
26:16
Speaker 3: The hand looks good, but does not win much.
26:19
Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
26:22
Speaker 2: Golly, that's what card nerds can come up with.
26:26
Speaker 2: Oh, man, all right, what Bless her heart?
26:27
Speaker 2: That's what card nerds can come up with, oh man.
26:30
Speaker 3: All right, I got one more.
26:31
Speaker 3: All right.
26:32
Speaker 3: Until 1948, 7-up contained lithium citrate it is a mood stabilizer used to treat manic states and bipolar disorder and he put it back in it.
26:44
Speaker 3: No shit, like we're all in a different cell.
26:49
Speaker 3: We've all needed a little bit, it's more like seven down.
26:51
Speaker 3: Right, it's more of a relaxing Put that back in and put Coke back in Coke.
26:55
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of like people that have ADHD.
26:58
Speaker 3: They give them an upper to bring them down because they're already up.
27:02
Speaker 3: You give them an upper and it brings them down.
27:03
Speaker 3: It's like people with adhd drink a mountain dew and it gets them even keeled, whereas if you give them yeah, so okay, anyhow I'm just picturing kids.
27:14
Speaker 2: That like uh, mike myers used to do on saturday night live.
27:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to change, they would chain him to the.
27:22
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm a hyper hypo like the jungle gym and then they gave him soda and he was dragging it down the street.
27:28
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite skits, chocolate, alright.
27:32
Speaker 3: You're conceited.
27:35
Speaker 2: Are you ready for?
27:36
Speaker 2: Am I the Asshole?
27:37
Speaker 1: I am, I'm ready for this one.
27:39
Speaker 1: I love it.
27:39
Speaker 1: Okay, this is for all the ladies out there the ladies Am I the asshole for using my wife's $400 hair dryer on my nards?
27:48
Speaker 1: My wife 32, bought herself this awesome hair dryer from Dyson last month.
27:55
Speaker 1: She paid over $400 for it.
27:58
Speaker 1: This is easily the coolest hair dryer I've ever seen.
28:02
Speaker 3: Can I do a real quick timeout?
28:03
Speaker 3: He's an idiot because they're like $600, okay, he's an idiot.
28:08
Speaker 1: She's just like it's $.
28:09
Speaker 1: Idiot she's.
28:10
Speaker 1: That's what she told him.
28:10
Speaker 1: That's what she told him.
28:12
Speaker 1: This is easily.
28:13
Speaker 2: I'm still intrigued.
28:14
Speaker 1: The coolest hair dryer I've ever seen.
28:16
Speaker 1: It's silver purple and has this really cool design.
28:19
Speaker 1: Reminds me of the plasma rifle from halo super quiet as well.
28:24
Speaker 1: You can dry your hair in stealth mode.
28:26
Speaker 1: I was so impressed by this dryer that I asked my wife if I could use it too.
28:31
Speaker 1: She said I could use it whenever I wanted and it was good that I use it to better off, you know, to get our money's worth until.
28:43
Speaker 1: I started using it every morning after my shower to dry my hair, instead of just using the towel and air drying like I used to.
28:49
Speaker 1: I have short hair, so it only took a few minutes to dry.
28:52
Speaker 1: Still felt like I wasn't getting much out of it, you know, for the money.
28:57
Speaker 1: So I started experimenting, trying to dry my armpits, which makes, apparently, putting on deodorant a little bit nicer, so just trimming it and.
29:05
Speaker 1: I started drying down there.
29:07
Speaker 1: Side note 100% do recommend, without going into too much detail.
29:11
Speaker 1: It feels a lot more hygienic throughout the day.
29:15
Speaker 1: Okay, so this morning my wife walked into the bathroom after my shower and saw me doing something.
29:23
Speaker 1: Perhaps she wasn't supposed to, you know, wasn't meant to see For the record.
29:26
Speaker 1: I did not intend't meant to see for the record.
29:27
Speaker 1: I did not intend on her to come in, but I did have the door unlocked.
29:32
Speaker 1: I had one foot on the floor and one foot on the counter hair dryer, hand pointed towards my venus and earth.
29:38
Speaker 1: I may have also been humming the halo theme well duh.
29:46
Speaker 1: My wife had a bit of a freak out and was like what are you doing?
29:50
Speaker 1: I stopped and reminded her that she said I could use the dryer whenever I wanted.
29:54
Speaker 1: She countered with saying she didn't say I could use it that way.
29:58
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure if my wife has a point there.
30:01
Speaker 1: I definitely do not.
30:02
Speaker 1: You know, I did not explicitly state how I was going to use the driver, the dryer, but there was no conversation or limitations beforehand.
30:11
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, this was a whole new uh level of load blow job now, first of all, we got to describe aj.
30:20
Speaker 2: Uh, she's got one of these and she was very excited about.
30:23
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't tell you like I know he's gonna do later no, no, I'm sure.
30:27
Speaker 2: Well, so correct me if I'm wrong, but you have to run it through your hair for it to dry no, there is an attachment for it to just blow dry just blow, okay, yes, okay.
30:37
Speaker 2: So I'm just picturing, otherwise he's just like silent.
30:39
Speaker 2: He's just got like his nards in the no I was like you can curl your hair his little dude fro, like he's just going down there, just you know, and it's a very important question for me.
30:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
30:52
Speaker 2: If it's the attachment that just blows the air, then I don't know.
30:58
Speaker 1: Right, not a big deal.
30:59
Speaker 3: Unless he's using the brush, unless he's actually like brushing out To the downtown fro how long?
31:06
Speaker 2: does the hair have to be to be able to?
31:08
Speaker 3: No shit, dude.
31:09
Speaker 3: Obviously he needs to trim his armpits and his bush.
31:14
Speaker 2: You trim your armpits?
31:15
Speaker 2: No, I've never even heard of that.
31:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, it helps with getting like your deodorant to actually stick to your skin, because there's too much fur.
31:25
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know.
31:26
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to show you my pit on TV here, but no, you should trim it up.
31:30
Speaker 2: I don't know that I have that much hair in there that it's like God that's stuffing my deodorant.
31:34
Speaker 3: JP is a walking Sasquatch.
31:35
Speaker 3: Well, that's him.
31:36
Speaker 3: He has to trim up his armpit hair.
31:40
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like he's like shaving it.
31:42
Speaker 3: He's just trimming it up, so that so amber the deodorant has a chance of touching skin so amber says not a big deal.
31:50
Speaker 2: My question to amber would be if it was going through the hair I'm glad that the comment above that was not about this subject if it's going through the hair, I can see where somebody get pissed about, right like no, it has the attachment on there.
32:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if I had a face brush and all of a sudden I'm watching and it wouldn't it doesn't work anyway, that ain't no problem to me.
32:12
Speaker 3: But let me ask you a question how often has your wife used your razor that you use on your face Never to shave some parts?
32:22
Speaker 2: No, AJ has her own.
32:23
Speaker 2: She gets pissed if I use hers, Like if mine's out on the sink and I grab hers, it's she's kind of funny like that, like we can share physical, like you know, fluids.
32:33
Speaker 1: But if I touch her hairbrush and brush my beard.
32:35
Speaker 1: I'm an asshole.
32:37
Speaker 2: Like ew, ew, you don't share a brush.
32:39
Speaker 2: I'm like, seriously, if I have something in my beard hair, it's probably going to.
32:44
Speaker 2: You know, like Touch.
32:46
Speaker 3: It's probably going to, you know, like Touch one portion of your body at some point.
32:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think the brush is the big concern here, right.
32:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't necessarily.
32:54
Speaker 3: So, going back to your point, if the hair dryer had the brush attachment on and that's what you're using, he's styling his fro man Does it get you?
33:04
Speaker 3: Downtown bro, he's styling it.
33:07
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily want to brush my hair with your, that'd be weird right Like you'd be going to work.
33:16
Speaker 2: We'd have to know more.
33:17
Speaker 1: We'd have to know what attachments on there Like.
33:19
Speaker 3: I'd show up to work and like have to pull a pube out of my hair or something You're better than your teeth, I guess.
33:25
Speaker 1: Oh, not for Josh.
33:28
Speaker 1: Oh, I love a good blowjob, that's called pokeballs All right.
33:36
Speaker 2: Well, I think we.
33:38
Speaker 2: I'm saying not an asshole.
33:39
Speaker 1: No, he's not an asshole, unless there is direct dryer to hair contact.
33:44
Speaker 1: Lock the door next time.
33:46
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that big of a deal.
33:49
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
33:50
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what.
33:51
Speaker 3: I'm more concerned that he's humming the halo.
33:53
Speaker 1: AJ, as he's doing it honestly.
33:56
Speaker 2: No, that's a guy thing that is AJ could get out and walk through the house, you know, in her birthday suit, and it's a great thing for me, right, absolutely.
34:08
Speaker 2: But if I walked in on her, in fairness to this lady, and she had one leg on the floor and one leg hyped up and she's going to town, whatever it is, I don't care if there's contact or not I'd be like, oh, this is not happening here, like you better lock the door, like there's certain shit you should put behind the door, and that is one of them.
34:21
Speaker 1: yeah, yeah, it's like hey, babe, it's really not a good view, I don't care how captain, morgan, physically fit, you are oh man, it's not a good view, and the older it gets, the longer it's hanging down there I mean, yeah, I guess I mean he's 35, so he's still pretty.
34:41
Speaker 2: I just want to picture him with his leg up on there and he's humming.
34:44
Speaker 2: Oh hey, what time's dinner tonight.
34:50
Speaker 3: Hey, can you let the dogs out real quick before we all go to work?
34:52
Speaker 2: It's almost dry.
34:53
Speaker 2: Run this thing up the crack of my ass.
34:55
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we get the money.
34:56
Speaker 1: Hey, you got that comb.
34:58
Speaker 1: Brush this out real quick.
35:01
Speaker 2: All right.
35:02
Speaker 3: I still like that.
35:03
Speaker 3: She said it was $400.
35:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how you know she's lying, yeah Well, hey, all right, you ready to do some news?
35:16
Speaker 2: Let's do it, let's do the news All right?
35:17
Speaker 2: We got two news stories coming at you this week.
35:20
Speaker 2: The first, let's start with a video game issue.
35:24
Speaker 2: A New Jersey man faces an attempted murder charge after allegedly flying to Florida and attacking a fellow gamer with a hammer over an online dispute.
35:37
Speaker 2: Holy cow.
35:38
Speaker 3: A hammer yeah.
35:39
Speaker 2: The two had never met in person before this.
35:41
Speaker 2: He got out of his parents' basement, yes, and flew.
35:45
Speaker 1: He flew, how'd he get money for that?
35:47
Speaker 2: Well, because he don't pocket money, he's not spending it on dates on twitch.
35:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, the uh.
35:52
Speaker 2: The two had never met in person before the suspect showed up at the victim's home and fernandin, uh, fernandina I thought I was gonna say fernando, but I I should have read it first.
36:02
Speaker 2: It's fernandina beach over the weekend, apparently.
36:05
Speaker 2: To confront the victim, the uh county sheriff said the incident is to believe to originated from an online altercation.
36:13
Speaker 2: Leaper said, calling the case a weird one so basically the suspect, edward kang, 20 years old, his life's ruined now, allegedly gained entry into the victim's home through an unlocked door.
36:24
Speaker 2: He was wearing all black clothes, gloves and a mask.
36:27
Speaker 2: It's probably one of his outfits on one of his games.
36:29
Speaker 3: I was going to say what game was it that they had the altercation with?
36:33
Speaker 2: I don't know.
36:33
Speaker 2: We'll keep reading.
36:34
Speaker 2: Okay, the guy excuse me, rather Edward attacked him with a hammer when the victim got up from gaming.
36:41
Speaker 2: The guy was still gaming To use the bathroom.
36:44
Speaker 2: Late Saturday or early Sunday.
36:45
Speaker 2: The victim, who is believed to be around the same age as Kang, was able to wrestle his assailant to the ground.
36:51
Speaker 2: I'd love to watch two gamers rolling around on the ground with a hammer.
36:54
Speaker 2: Finish him that reminds me of Big Bang Theory.
36:57
Speaker 2: He and his stepfather, who was woken up for screams for help, were able to disarm the suspect and restined him until deputies arrived.
37:07
Speaker 2: Upon arrival, they discovered a significant amount of blood in the entryway.
37:12
Speaker 2: The victim sustained severe head wounds during the assault and has since been released from the hospital.
37:19
Speaker 2: Kang was bunked into Nassau County Jail and he's charged with attempted second-degree murder and armed burglary.
37:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's charged with attempted second degree murder and armed burglary man, yeah.
37:29
Speaker 2: When asked about his motive, kang allegedly told deputies that the victim is a bad person online.
37:35
Speaker 2: He allegedly asked how much jail time you receive for an attempt and blah, blah blah.
37:41
Speaker 2: He said it will be a long time before you play video games.
37:45
Speaker 2: Oh, they apparently knew each other from the online video game Arch Age, and it's a Korean.
37:54
Speaker 2: The Korean massively multiplayer online role-playing game will no longer be accessible in the United States as of Thursday.
38:02
Speaker 1: Oh, wow, yeah.
38:04
Speaker 2: It's a declining number of active players.
38:06
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
38:07
Speaker 2: So these two.
38:09
Speaker 2: And it's funny, because I play these games all the time and I just mute everybody else.
38:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too.
38:13
Speaker 2: I don't.
38:14
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a 46 year old thing, right?
38:16
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear you talking, but I can tell you right now I've heard my son and my stepson and the way they chat on these things, oh yeah, and they throw some mean shit out at each other.
38:29
Speaker 2: They do.
38:29
Speaker 2: And what's wild now is they record it.
38:30
Speaker 2: They will tell you before you start that this is being recorded really I didn't hear that yeah, it's a new thing that play.
38:36
Speaker 2: That's at least the playstation is doing I don't know if it's just uh, all the games in itself.
38:41
Speaker 2: But people get on there and say I've never heard the n-bomb so much.
38:44
Speaker 2: I could listen to every rap album my own and I'd still hear the N-bomb more.
38:48
Speaker 2: Less yeah On PlayStation at night.
38:52
Speaker 2: And gay Everyone is homosexual apparently as well.
38:54
Speaker 2: Apparently.
38:56
Speaker 1: We hear it all night long.
38:58
Speaker 3: I'm like they're not mofos, no, oh no, it's bad shit.
39:02
Speaker 2: No mother truckers.
39:03
Speaker 2: Oh man, I've heard people like truckers.
39:05
Speaker 3: And here's the truck.
39:06
Speaker 2: If I had a dollar, mom's a trucker for every time one of them told another person why don't you just go kill yourself?
39:12
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, seriously they don't pull any punches.
39:15
Speaker 2: They don't.
39:16
Speaker 2: That's terrible.
39:17
Speaker 2: It was so bad.
39:18
Speaker 2: This kid flew from new jersey all the way to florida I will tell you that.
39:23
Speaker 3: So j JP and I were playing MLB 2024 the other night.
39:27
Speaker 3: He might have heard a little bit of cursing at him, but he was like so he's only taught me limited moves, so then he's stealing bases and I'm like what are you doing?
39:41
Speaker 3: How do you do that?
39:41
Speaker 2: And he's like I'm not telling you Bo Jackson and Tecmo Bowl.
39:44
Speaker 2: That's on you, girl, that's on you.
39:46
Speaker 2: If you want to be competitive and play the right way, you've got to practice when he's not around, I guess.
39:51
Speaker 2: So I play.
39:52
Speaker 1: Tecmo Bowl.
39:53
Speaker 3: I'm going to do some investigating on how to kick his ass, because oh yeah.
39:57
Speaker 1: I hear my kids say that he might have been an asshole.
40:00
Speaker 1: The other night my kid's on his Oculus and goes.
40:01
Speaker 1: He's calling people out, he goes.
40:03
Speaker 1: That just sounds like a lack of talent.
40:05
Speaker 1: It's not bad, though the only reason I bring it up is, and we talked about this at the very beginning.
40:14
Speaker 2: It seems to me as a late Gen Xer that, uh, people in their 20s and 30s today, probably even earlier they're so fucking angry about everything, about stuff that they shouldn't be angry about, right, you know?
40:28
Speaker 2: Like you read an article and it pisses you off, just move on don't read the article again, don't you know?
40:34
Speaker 2: Like, what's that got to do with me, right, I'd love to worry about that article too.
40:36
Speaker 2: But I've got bills I gotta pay, right, I'm gonna go over here and worry about's that got to do with me, right, I'd love to worry about that article too, but I've got bills I got to pay.
40:40
Speaker 2: I'm going to go over here and worry about shit to do Right.
40:44
Speaker 2: My neck hurts all the time.
40:45
Speaker 2: I don't have time to worry about that article.
40:47
Speaker 2: That's the end, so it's.
40:50
Speaker 2: The reason I bring it up is because I think there's there's going to be opportunities where you're going to have a nut job like this kid, yeah, where they're going to get up and they're going to do some.
41:05
Speaker 2: And it's a lot of road rage with young kids and social media.
41:06
Speaker 2: People get behind the keyboard and they feel like they're invincible, they can say whatever they want to whoever they want?
41:10
Speaker 1: obviously not, and there's no repercussions.
41:11
Speaker 1: Come get you.
41:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, no shit.
41:12
Speaker 1: Where'd he get a hammer did he bring with him?
41:14
Speaker 1: How did he get his?
41:15
Speaker 2: address did he get?
41:16
Speaker 2: You come to my house at a one, two, three.
41:18
Speaker 1: I'll kick your ass.
41:19
Speaker 1: Main Street Drive, I'll be there.
41:21
Speaker 2: And he's like.
41:22
Speaker 3: And then he did.
41:25
Speaker 2: He's like I'm on Trivago right now.
41:28
Speaker 2: I'm coming to get your ass.
41:29
Speaker 2: He said I'm using the claw side yeah.
41:32
Speaker 2: They actually showed the picture of the hammer too, and yeah, he's like like you get like an uber from the airport.
41:41
Speaker 2: I'm like I need to stop by a hardware store.
41:43
Speaker 2: I gotta buy one tool, just a hammer, and then if you're gonna throw all that game on there, all that shade on the internet, you probably ought to lock your front door, right you?
41:53
Speaker 3: know you mean your parents should lock their front door, amber says kids have it so much harder.
41:58
Speaker 2: in some ways, you know, I would agree on the social media aspect.
42:03
Speaker 2: It's probably pretty difficult to like put school away or get away from the bullying yeah.
42:08
Speaker 2: I mean, you just got to basically be not involved in that.
42:10
Speaker 2: And it's funny because I look at both of my kids and neither one of them are heavy social media people and where I've got you know some other cousins and nieces and things that are big into it.
42:22
Speaker 2: But that would be an instance.
42:23
Speaker 2: And maybe it's a girl thing too.
42:25
Speaker 2: I think girls are mean to each other like in a way that boys aren't.
42:29
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, I mean, if we're going to go down the whole social media rabbit hole, let's just talk about like people putting everything out there.
42:38
Speaker 3: And then talk about like people putting everything out there, and then, when somebody has something different to say that contradicts what they're talking about, they're like mind your own business, you're putting your business out there for everybody.
42:50
Speaker 1: We should do a mount rush, mind your business and keep your shit off of online.
42:53
Speaker 2: That's a whole different show yeah, we should do a mount rush more of the four things that piss us off the most about people on the internet.
42:59
Speaker 2: That would be easier.
43:02
Speaker 2: I don't think it would, because my list is it'd take a lot to get down to four.
43:06
Speaker 2: That's true.
43:07
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, people that ask for prayers with no like.
43:12
Speaker 1: Don't ask.
43:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like hey, I need some privacy right now, but please pray for me.
43:17
Speaker 2: Like well, that's like the most non-private thing I can do.
43:19
Speaker 3: I don't want to pray for your hemorrhoids.
43:21
Speaker 3: Okay, Let me know a little bit of what it's about.
43:24
Speaker 2: All right, are we ready for our next one?
43:25
Speaker 2: What's?
43:27
Speaker 3: the next one.
43:27
Speaker 3: I don't know how many prayers I have left.
43:28
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to pray for your hemorrhoids.
43:32
Speaker 2: God's all-knowing right.
43:33
Speaker 2: You've got hemorrhoid problems, it's because he gave it to you.
43:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're unspoken prayer.
43:39
Speaker 3: You deserve them, unspoken prayer.
43:40
Speaker 2: Right, if you're going to be a big asshole, don't be surprised when you get some hemorrhoids.
43:43
Speaker 2: That's a God smack right there oh.
43:50
Speaker 3: Good night.
43:51
Speaker 3: Tell me, I'm wrong.
43:53
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right.
43:54
Speaker 2: Here's a new story that was published this week in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
44:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, it says that the psychoactive plant and other THC-based derivatives can help women with sectional dysfunction achieve orgasm.
44:12
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
44:14
Speaker 2: So basically, let me-.
44:16
Speaker 2: Smoke you a dube, Smoke you a dube and you're going to go to the moon.
44:19
Speaker 2: Female participants who consumed cannabis before sexual activity with a partner were able to reach climax more frequently.
44:26
Speaker 2: There's more.
44:28
Speaker 2: There's more than one.
44:30
Speaker 3: For women.
44:32
Speaker 2: And with greater ease and they felt more satisfied overall with their orgasms.
44:38
Speaker 2: You know it's funny to come out of that.
44:41
Speaker 2: I felt really satisfied.
44:42
Speaker 1: I mean, they don't every time I do yeah that's right.
44:46
Speaker 2: I show you that I'm happy.
44:47
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't really hide it.
44:50
Speaker 2: The research was personal for author Suzanne Mulville, executive director of the Female Orgasm Research Institute and the founder of the Women's Cannabis Project.
45:06
Speaker 1: This lady sounds kick-ass.
45:08
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, like, what do you do for a living?
45:10
Speaker 2: I study orgasms, smoke pot.
45:14
Speaker 3: So there is something to be said about that, because she's got to be our age she's what she's got to be our ages.
45:20
Speaker 2: Oh man, I bet you she likes fish.
45:22
Speaker 2: Followed the dead for a little bit.
45:25
Speaker 2: Oh man, she said I was interested in the topic because it was cannabis that helped me overcome.
45:32
Speaker 2: I got to keep.
45:35
Speaker 3: I was interested in it because I like to do that shit, the pause was at the wrong time.
45:41
Speaker 2: It sounds like oh, by the way, I like having sex.
45:43
Speaker 2: Let's see if these work out.
45:45
Speaker 2: She said I was very interested in this topic Because cannabis helped me overcome my own orgasm difficulties, something I tried to overcome for more than 30 years.
45:55
Speaker 2: She saw four sex therapists In the time.
45:58
Speaker 2: What is a sex therapist?
45:59
Speaker 3: Honestly, she's just trying to get the doctor to prescribe it so that she can get that shit on insurance.
46:05
Speaker 2: I'd be willing to bet.
46:06
Speaker 2: You can get it pretty easily.
46:07
Speaker 2: Nowadays You're like oh, I have a headache once a week.
46:09
Speaker 2: Oh, you need weed.
46:10
Speaker 2: She said I wanted to research if other women had orgasm difficulty were also benefiting from cannabis.
46:17
Speaker 2: Researchers analyzed questionnaire responses from over a thousand women who engaged in partnered sex.
46:24
Speaker 2: Partnered sex, that's the key right.
46:26
Speaker 2: Partnered yeah, Not with a battery.
46:28
Speaker 2: Partnered sex within the past month after weeding out ineligible?
46:33
Speaker 3: participants yeah that's funny.
46:35
Speaker 2: Good job, giller, like those who are pregnant or breastfeeding under the age of 18.
46:41
Speaker 2: Why I don't know that you should be smoking weed and?
46:45
Speaker 2: While you're pregnant or breastfeeding right kids, yeah, yeah, kids like oh I just want more.
46:50
Speaker 2: It's like a vicious cycle.
46:52
Speaker 2: You get the almond milk right, um, that baby slipped a lot she's.
46:58
Speaker 2: According to the data, women who had previously struggled to orgasm benefited from a nearly 40 increase in climax frequency overall thanks to cannabis, and 88.8 of the participants said they reached orgasm more frequently with cannabis.
47:13
Speaker 2: There you go, compared to 63 without it.
47:15
Speaker 2: Mark it down, yeah it.
47:17
Speaker 3: I bet they did not have any trouble of anybody like going signing up for this research.
47:23
Speaker 1: What do I got to do?
47:24
Speaker 1: Smoke weed and what else?
47:25
Speaker 1: Have sex.
47:26
Speaker 2: Done.
47:27
Speaker 2: I wonder how many husbands came home and said I signed you up for something.
47:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't the wives that signed up, it's the husbands Right.
47:34
Speaker 1: Oh man, we got homework hey we got this test, we got to do.
47:38
Speaker 2: Now Amber says I completely agree.
47:39
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is about the sex talk or something.
47:42
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
47:44
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I already tell you yeah, yeah yeah, so it makes things warm up down there apparently it's everything.
47:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming.
47:57
Speaker 1: I think it's more like a mental thing To be able to relax and forget about stuff.
48:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, it shuts off the bad memories.
48:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like my favorite scene From Walk Hard.
48:08
Speaker 1: It's like you don't want any of this Dewey, and it's like it makes sex better.
48:11
Speaker 1: I don't want to wake up with a hangover, oh you don't get a hangover.
48:17
Speaker 2: You can't OD on it and no it's not expensive at all.
48:21
Speaker 3: It's cheap as hell.
48:22
Speaker 2: It's the cheapest drug there is.
48:23
Speaker 2: Well, I think I want some of that Right, right, I mean, it sounds amazing.
48:30
Speaker 3: I will one day try it when it's legal.
48:32
Speaker 3: Yes, indiana.
48:34
Speaker 1: I've been told by these ladies that it feels like the tingler and suntan lotion for their vajayjay.
48:40
Speaker 3: Really All right, well, that's a good, I'm just passing it along.
48:46
Speaker 2: I don't know, it reminds me of a Chappelle show and he's like I feel like a little skeet, skeet on my balls, you know they.
48:57
Speaker 2: Actually.
48:57
Speaker 2: I've heard there's benefits to using THC before workouts too.
49:01
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, it pushes you through like if you're getting found to the last two or three reps I've heard some people do THC and don't move off their couch it depends on the strain.
49:12
Speaker 1: I've heard I mean we'd have to do it for science, but I'm going to try.
49:15
Speaker 2: Right, right right.
49:20
Speaker 3: I mean I want to know about this orgasm institute.
49:21
Speaker 3: If my job would accept it I might actually go out for that scientific research.
49:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called.
49:24
Speaker 3: What do?
49:25
Speaker 2: you think the orgasm?
49:26
Speaker 2: The university's logo looks like sperm sperm no, it's gonna be the opposite
49:34
Speaker 3: no, I think it probably looks like a middle of a grapefruit or something.
49:38
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I was thinking like a big letter G over, like a spot of something.
49:48
Speaker 1: Then you guys wouldn't know how to show up.
49:50
Speaker 1: Where's that place?
49:51
Speaker 1: I ain't going there.
49:54
Speaker 2: Where in the hell is this place?
49:55
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys should give directions, if we had a GPS for it.
50:03
Speaker 1: all right, you know what?
50:04
Speaker 2: our g-spot is squirrel, just nothing.
50:06
Speaker 2: Everything chicken wings.
50:08
Speaker 2: Strong breeze when you're young a dyson hair dryer and the halo theme.
50:16
Speaker 3: Oh, man do you guys know the halo theme like can you hum it right now?
50:19
Speaker 3: I don't play.
50:19
Speaker 2: Halo.
50:20
Speaker 1: I never have.
50:20
Speaker 3: It was on.
50:21
Speaker 1: Xbox.
50:21
Speaker 1: I'm a PlayStation guy, yeah, okay.
50:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could be doing EA Sports the whole time while I was down there EA Sports, I was going to say I'm old school anyway.
50:37
Speaker 2: That she like.
50:38
Speaker 2: I hope it just he's like.
50:40
Speaker 2: I've been in here for 25 minutes drying this thing off.
50:42
Speaker 3: I'm good with just a towel.
50:43
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
50:45
Speaker 2: You just want to watch.
50:46
Speaker 1: It'll take me about two minutes.
50:48
Speaker 2: It looks like a hot dog when you leave it on the grill too long.
50:50
Speaker 3: It's all shrinking through, like your toes when they get water.
50:52
Speaker 3: I can burn it there, honey, but it feels so good.
50:59
Speaker 1: All right.
51:00
Speaker 2: All right, I think we're going to wrap this one up.
51:02
Speaker 1: We're right at the one-hour time limit.
51:05
Speaker 2: Thanks again to everyone watching this evening.
51:08
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51:10
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
51:10
Speaker 2: I hope you're enjoying the show.
51:12
Speaker 2: If there's anything that you can recommend that we do to improve, hey, we're all ears.
51:16
Speaker 2: We really are.
51:16
Speaker 2: So I hope you like we kind of start off slow with the Mount Rushmore and then with the fire water we kind of ramp things up a little bit.
51:24
Speaker 1: Give us a topic, give us a Mount Rushmore pick.
51:26
Speaker 2: Whatever you'd like to do and, like I said, you're more than welcome to come and hang out with us.
51:30
Speaker 2: We'd love to have people do these with us and basically it's going to be every other thursday for more or less more or less, yeah.
51:39
Speaker 2: So, uh, if you're free on thursdays, you can come hang out with us.
51:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, have a beer there you go all right um.
51:45
Speaker 2: We say it at the end of every show.
51:48
Speaker 2: It is the most important thing we say, um, outside of, uh, drying your, your fiji with a dyson $600, hairdryer, towels are free.
52:05
Speaker 2: It's if you have someone in your life that you feel like they're going through a hard time or they're struggling and I'm sure everyone on this this panel can relate there's time.
52:11
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how great your life is from one moment to another.
52:14
Speaker 2: We all have our moments.
52:16
Speaker 2: I still fight anxiety every day Not every day, but I'll go through phases.
52:21
Speaker 2: So the whole point is if you see someone in your life and maybe they're alone, or maybe they're not alone, maybe they just don't seem like themselves, reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, or just let them know you care about them.
52:36
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to let them know that.
52:39
Speaker 2: You know they got to work through the shit on their own, but you're just saying, hey, there's a lot of people out here that love you.
52:43
Speaker 2: Yep, you know.
52:44
Speaker 2: Just remember that.
52:46
Speaker 3: And honestly, do it with people you don't even know.
52:48
Speaker 3: You never know whose day you can brighten by giving him a compliment like the guy with the hammer if he had walked into that house and just said hey man I'm sorry.
53:01
Speaker 2: Right, they could have been the best of friends, but he took a hammer.
53:04
Speaker 2: Should have took a shot of fifth or something yeah, she took some spicy water.
53:07
Speaker 2: There you go, drink it out, drink it out all right, uh, thanks again, and uh we will be back uh in a few weeks uh, it'd be towards the end of July, but uh, thank you again, uh putting uh Kevin, shook Gibbler, uh everybody for uh hanging out with us and I guess, without further ado, we will talk to you all next time.
53:31
Speaker 1: After two beers Take me home, take me on home.