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TV Detectives (with Siobhan Thompson) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: What's that I see a clue?
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're talking to TVs and film's most famous detectives.
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  Speaker 3: Detective stories are a cornerstone of media going out all
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  Speaker 3: the way back hundreds and hundreds of years when people
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  Speaker 3: had mysteries and needed them solved. We sat down with
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  Speaker 3: some of the most iconic actors who play famous detectives.
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  Speaker 4: And see what the real heart of the mystery is
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  Speaker 4: in their lives.
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  Speaker 1: So find that fingerprint, label that dead body, and catch
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  Speaker 1: that killer.
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  Speaker 2: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, well, well up here in a treat nice to be.
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  Speaker 6: We never get to spend any time together at all.
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  Speaker 7: Nice, especially before I go. Before you read it, it's
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  Speaker 7: elder in the room. Yes, I'm sick.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't going to bring up the twenty five nurses
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  Speaker 4: had to help you in your seat and.
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  Speaker 2: All that stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, Miranda, Thank you Jennifer.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't going to bring this up.
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  Speaker 9: But you have vowed to pass away on Christmas Day
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  Speaker 9: of this year.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, it's my favorite holiday, so I'll go out then.
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  Speaker 5: That's very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, especially I.
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  Speaker 7: Had no slated movies anymore. Do you ever feel like
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  Speaker 7: once your slate's done, that's when you'll rest.
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  Speaker 6: I did make so many Christmas movies, Yeah, Christmas detectives
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  Speaker 6: on Christmas.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, So I thought one more and then we'll go.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I just wanted to check you wanted to
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  Speaker 3: do this. It sounds like you're so close to death.
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  Speaker 8: I don't feel well.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, but.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be fine. I just have to get through what
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  Speaker 7: those next forty minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Up?
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  Speaker 4: Did you start? It will already?
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  Speaker 3: I we all have episodes of our shows with the
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  Speaker 3: wills and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure if I die, it'll be good because we'll
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  Speaker 7: be rolling, so there won't be any funny business and
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  Speaker 7: none of you will have to figure out who killed me?
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  Speaker 8: Oh God himself?
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  Speaker 6: The ultimate murder?
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  Speaker 8: Did I take down the vibes right up at the top.
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  Speaker 5: We wanted to give a toss that it dissolved.
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  Speaker 8: Let's go around. Let's say our names please great.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Greg nick Guy. I am on st
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  Speaker 1: F n Y. I am a detective for TV sometimes film.
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  Speaker 1: If we get that hour episode, if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, stand for STF stands for it shut
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  Speaker 1: the Front, New York Shut the Front, New York shut.
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  Speaker 3: The front.
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  Speaker 1: Because you guys, if you watch the show, you'd understand it.
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  Speaker 1: There's always something going on with the doors in our things.
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  Speaker 1: So we're always trying to shut the front of New
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  Speaker 1: York down because there's a lot of bodies to deal
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  Speaker 1: with in yours.
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  Speaker 6: And then obviously you did launch the STF l A,
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  Speaker 6: STF sdfn YK the City I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: All these spin offs are great, and I'm in at
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  Speaker 1: least fifteen episodes of every single show.
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  Speaker 7: I thought SCF Island was crazy because there's no doors
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  Speaker 7: on island.
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  Speaker 4: There's no specific island.
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  Speaker 10: Just generalized island, Catalina, the Channel Islands. We're all American
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  Speaker 10: Virgin islands'ba.
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  Speaker 2: Same detectives New Island every episode.
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  Speaker 6: It's fantasticive television show I've ever made.
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  Speaker 8: How old are you, young kid?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thank you. I'm actually forty five young, thank you, wow,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. And again, I'm so sorry you're gonna die.
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  Speaker 8: So it's okay, I'm okay with it. Your wife's hot.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, it's all coming out, and.
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  Speaker 5: It's all coming out. What do you think of my wife?
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  Speaker 8: Next.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, if you gotta ask, you know life.
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  Speaker 8: But you're married to that supermodel.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, thank you. I'm married to Giselle, that Greek.
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  Speaker 2: She is Greek.
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  Speaker 1: She rocks my world. And she is also the co
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  Speaker 1: star of of course s T F N Y we
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  Speaker 1: fell in love. The first dead body we saw, we
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  Speaker 1: like to joke dead body it was played by this
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  Speaker 1: wonderful actor. I would purposely never know the name of
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  Speaker 1: that on the ground eyes kind of gorged out the
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  Speaker 1: pilot up. But so we're trying to figure it out
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  Speaker 1: who in New York gorgeous guy's eyes out and why
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  Speaker 1: is he in front of this door? And I look
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  Speaker 1: at her and I say, well, I guess there's one
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  Speaker 1: thing we can do.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, I guess we shut the front and then
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  Speaker 2: and that's how every episode starts.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like you're cutting off the word door.
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  Speaker 4: You could have cut it. Why did you just call
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  Speaker 4: it STFD.
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  Speaker 8: CFD is a great title.
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  Speaker 5: If you call it STFD, then I don't know where
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  Speaker 5: it is.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: STFD also could beat about the fire depopping.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I can't imagine the development.
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  Speaker 2: Hell absolutely, and we tried.
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  Speaker 6: Fifteen years to have that television show.
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  Speaker 1: It was insane. I mean like people kept on coming.
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  Speaker 1: This is this about a fire department, This is about
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  Speaker 1: a Saintly fire department. St fire department, And I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's about two detectives who always need to close the
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  Speaker 1: front door right at the beginning of the case, because
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  Speaker 1: one closed door is fifteen other open doors and that's
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  Speaker 1: where you find.
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  Speaker 8: All the closed doors on doors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's a little about me.
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  Speaker 4: Well, nice to meet someone who's on the networks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm one of these frigger procedural guys over in the
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  Speaker 3: fricking I'm streaming always is a drop in the bucket.
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  Speaker 3: I hope people even see me. What's the big angle?
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  Speaker 3: What's the thing about us that's so special about us?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Vinny Saint Christopher. I'm part of the Barrel.
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  Speaker 4: I play detective David Barrel.
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  Speaker 3: And what's really exciting about him is he solves crimes
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  Speaker 3: in a way that nobody else solves them. He's got
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  Speaker 3: a secret about himself. David Barrel can speak to guns.
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  Speaker 1: What I love your chef gun, it's wild Thornberry.
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  Speaker 2: He meets guns.
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  Speaker 8: It's doctor little.
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  Speaker 9: Well you you you take that young gun and you
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  Speaker 9: drop a knee and you and you convince him to
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  Speaker 9: get off the street selling drugs and back into school
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  Speaker 9: learning math.
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  Speaker 5: He's really moving.
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  Speaker 3: And he inspires guns to do better with their life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: to give up their career.
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  Speaker 6: You've seen gun puts on a chair a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed what's on a chair, and I look at
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  Speaker 3: this gun in the confession room, shy with the shaka
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  Speaker 3: as you know. You might not know this. Guns are
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  Speaker 3: similar to oysters in our biology. There's eyes around the
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  Speaker 3: barrels and that's also where the mouth is.
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  Speaker 4: And so when you look at him in the barrel.
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  Speaker 8: You look the movie cars.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like the movie cars.
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  Speaker 3: There was We had a biologist that came on for
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  Speaker 3: four hours and helped us figure out if a gun wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I hope she was paid for the day they were not.
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  Speaker 7: Excuse me, look at that and today them you stepped
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  Speaker 7: and ship I beg your pardon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a non binary biologist.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't pay.
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  Speaker 4: So don't you have on your face? Don't you on
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  Speaker 4: your face?
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  Speaker 1: I love your show and I think it's so fun
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  Speaker 1: with the streamers that you get to tell one story
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  Speaker 1: through the whole season.
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  Speaker 2: Really finther than us doing the episode.
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  Speaker 3: After the episode, Well, it's funny, you know, it's a
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  Speaker 3: it's always an interesting story. This time we're taking down
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  Speaker 3: a whole cartel. Obviously, cartels use a lot of guns.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing about it is, since their eyes are
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  Speaker 3: on the front of the barrel, very frequently guns do
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  Speaker 3: not know who shot them, so you have you have
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  Speaker 3: to try to get them back and brains. Was there
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  Speaker 3: a mirror there? Did they see? What did their hand
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  Speaker 3: feel like on the trigger, which, of course is the
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  Speaker 3: leg And it's very fit.
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  Speaker 2: The trigger of.
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  Speaker 6: The gun is the leg of the gun.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we've been told it can't be the penis, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so I can't can't.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's all streaming.
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  Speaker 3: I believe the ramifications of you pull the penis and
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  Speaker 3: it shoots.
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  Speaker 4: That's too grand to me.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 4: This is a family show. I watched this with my grandkids.
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  Speaker 4: They watch the watch the.
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  Speaker 2: Guns shooting people with your grips.
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  Speaker 4: You're in it's my shot.
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  Speaker 6: What did you say, You watch the show that you're
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  Speaker 6: in with your grandkids?
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  Speaker 4: Of course I do. They want to watch my show.
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  Speaker 4: They want to see your grandpa's up to when they're
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  Speaker 4: at school.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, I really do like that. The guns
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  Speaker 1: can't see who shot them. They can only see who
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  Speaker 1: they shot because their eyes are forward.
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  Speaker 4: And they're guilty as well, and then they're sad.
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  Speaker 3: We always, we always look at the guns in their
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  Speaker 3: face and we say it's not your fault, which I
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  Speaker 3: think is it's we need to work on the messaging
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  Speaker 3: of that.
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  Speaker 4: There's something weird about it, but that's for the writers,
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  Speaker 4: that's for the riders.
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  Speaker 8: So yeah, I can't believe.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm I'm obviously Gwendoline forsythe pluck, Yes and legend.
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  Speaker 2: I had the.
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  Speaker 6: Great honor for twenty five years of playing Agatha Brunch.
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  Speaker 1: Agatha Brunch, Agatha Brunch, BBC's.
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  Speaker 6: Original Agatha p We did twenty three episodes in those
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  Speaker 6: twenty five years.
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  Speaker 4: They were an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 6: We were an hour and a half each and we, boy,
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  Speaker 6: did we solve those mysteries. Started at the ripe old
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  Speaker 6: age of twenty five, playing seventy six, I feel.
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  Speaker 4: Like that's the longest name of a TV show I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen.
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  Speaker 6: Agatha Brunch And the one time that the exit Brunch
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  Speaker 6: were a little too hard so they had to be
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  Speaker 6: sent back but then the chef got really mad and
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  Speaker 6: killed someone.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I think we did have a record.
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  Speaker 5: For a while.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting because a lot of your titles just
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  Speaker 1: kind of gave away the whole plot.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I feel like that the Agatha Brunch
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  Speaker 6: mystery sort of invented the cozy mystery sort of over Yes,
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  Speaker 6: and a lot of what we found at Agatha Brunch
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  Speaker 6: was people liked knowing exactly what happened right at the beginning.
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  Speaker 6: I should name a lot of comfort.
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  Speaker 2: It's we're a very interesting.
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  Speaker 8: It makes them feel smart.
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  Speaker 6: Makes them feel smart, and makes them you know, these days.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know about you, but when I'm watching something
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  Speaker 6: that I'm finding scary, I pause it, look up Wikipedia,
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  Speaker 6: see what happens. Yes, and then you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't like finding it out?
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  Speaker 6: No no, no, no no, no, too scary, too scary?
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  Speaker 4: What it is about it?
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  Speaker 6: When I watch television that I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 6: to happen.
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  Speaker 3: It's cozy crime thing. I never got it. Crime for
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  Speaker 3: me is visceral, it's bloody, it's nasty.
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  Speaker 6: But the vicar, Yeah, it was often the vicar.
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  Speaker 3: It was very frequently the vicar for you guys, So
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  Speaker 3: interesting I wonder what's going on over there.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, I thought murder's murdered.
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  Speaker 6: But you guys have cozy little sweet Well, you know,
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  Speaker 6: sometimes neighbors just get a little uneighborly.
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  Speaker 4: And I can hear the soundtrack while you start talking.
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  Speaker 7: By and yellow raincoat every time, even in the shower scene.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, one must be modest the television, and
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  Speaker 6: I have to tell you it was the BBC did
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  Speaker 6: get a little stinky. We didn't have the budget for
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  Speaker 6: a second raincoat, you know, so by the twenty second
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  Speaker 6: or so episode that we did did hang in there.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, life goes on. One must soldier on
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: the things one does for England.
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  Speaker 5: And do you do it all for England?
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  Speaker 6: You say all for England very specifically, not for Wales,
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  Speaker 6: Scotland or Northern Ireland.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, one of those, one of those. A patriot,
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  Speaker 5: one might say, A lover.
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  Speaker 6: Of my island nation, these beautiful straws, a little bit
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  Speaker 6: land of hope and glory.
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  Speaker 8: Iritis what is it about detectives? I feel like it.
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  Speaker 7: Of course for everyone here at the table, they have
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  Speaker 7: to give you one weird part of the cloth that
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  Speaker 7: you repeat every time.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you know, Kojak sucking on his lollipore and his
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  Speaker 6: silly mustache.
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  Speaker 9: You have to have a little quirk so that you
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  Speaker 9: could show that you are always thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my quirk is I get out a flip phone.
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  Speaker 2: I played Tetris on my flip flone.
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  Speaker 5: He's close to soul.
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: Oh he's playing Tetris again?
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  Speaker 2: What's your thing?
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  Speaker 4: Ad HD.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you would be talking to guns, to.
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  Speaker 4: Guns, and then also you wouldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Talking to gun is not as enticing as having a
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  Speaker 3: you see something I see heard of the window of
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  Speaker 3: the gun is like, I'm right here, what are you
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  Speaker 3: talking about?
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  Speaker 8: The audience has to connect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say, I love your I guess if
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  Speaker 1: you're a Sherlock in this world, you're you're Watson is
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  Speaker 1: of course sister Patients.
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  Speaker 6: Sister Patience, absolute cunt, Billy Smith, Smith, my nemesis. You
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  Speaker 6: guys have always trying to fucking upstage me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, openly A big feud, I.
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  Speaker 6: Mean big feud and it's not sold and I won't
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  Speaker 6: be because she's dead and I still fucking hate her.
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  Speaker 6: A postumus who posthumous food And I will die and
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  Speaker 6: will fight again and could die funnily enough under mysterious circumstances.
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  Speaker 2: Did she mean.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty cut and dry to me?
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  Speaker 6: She jumped off that cliff of her own position?
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  Speaker 8: But can I ask? I?
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  Speaker 7: Did hear rumblings of them trying to bring back a
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  Speaker 7: sister patient's role and the sister patients's long lost daughter,
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  Speaker 7: and they had that gen.
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  Speaker 6: Z girl, gen Z yes, gen Z Mason.
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  Speaker 8: You Mason, Yes, she's a Yeah. What do you feel
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  Speaker 8: about that?
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  Speaker 7: I did like the only murders in the building feeling
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  Speaker 7: where it was an old person with the young gen
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  Speaker 7: Z's on the phone on.
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  Speaker 6: Her phone, and the whole thing was, oh, this child
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  Speaker 6: is always on her phone, which I did think was
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  Speaker 6: quite funny, because these young people are always one, always
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  Speaker 6: on their phones with their silly haircuts.
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  Speaker 8: Do you like working with her?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't like working at all. Do you will?
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  Speaker 6: That's one for England? Y?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the question about work is very interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I like working either. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you get there eather crafty all day, all of a
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  Speaker 3: sudden we're done, and you're like, I could have done
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  Speaker 3: this at Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I love working because every day I work there's another
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  Speaker 1: dead body and another beautiful wife in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: Another wife, another beautiful same beautiful wife. But every time
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  Speaker 1: I lay eyes on her, it's like looking at her
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  Speaker 1: for the first time all over again.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you guys that you two are the kind
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  Speaker 3: of people that get the ice cream trucks for the
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  Speaker 3: whole crew.
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  Speaker 4: But you stand next to the truck.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, and videotape it.
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  Speaker 6: This is me.
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  Speaker 2: Anything? Can you do this?
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  Speaker 6: Are we rolling? Are we rolling? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: My PR whole PR team is right there helping them
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  Speaker 1: serve the ice cream.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the Beignet truck or whatever, in and.
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  Speaker 2: Out truck or ice cream bene in and out. It's
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  Speaker 2: one truck. There's this great company that style Ben.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 8: My name is Vestibule Science.
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  Speaker 7: I've been working as a detective, an actor who's playing
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  Speaker 7: a detective for many years.
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  Speaker 8: I did a lot of Hallmark movies.
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  Speaker 7: This was when Hallmark back in the day was doing
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  Speaker 7: a lot of Who Done It for Christmas? Then I
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  Speaker 7: did a stint On when they tried to do it.
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  Speaker 7: I did a stint on Law and Order.
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  Speaker 2: We'll go with that, and your stint on Lawn Order.
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  Speaker 8: Stint On Law and Order. It was when they were
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  Speaker 8: trying to do a kid's Law and Order didn't work.
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  Speaker 7: Monitor and Order wasn't It wasn't the But what can
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  Speaker 7: I say? I have been working since since ads were only men.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 9: We're sitting so you have I'm sorry, do you have
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  Speaker 9: a female ade that you have a specific Probably if
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  Speaker 9: there's something, you brought that up.
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  Speaker 6: They just don't have the authority.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Can I say.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: About I just like being told.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: What to do my woman, the director, I get it,
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: you could be creative.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: We have any first ad, Lauren. I'm fucking terrified her.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: She has my number.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: The women a D are more scary.
• 17:35
  Speaker 12: They are pretty much guys be nicer. The women ads
• 17:39
  Speaker 12: are scary.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: I think those pockets are performative. I don't think they
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: have a lot of caraveners. I don't like it. But anyway, Yes,
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: I've been here a wrong long time.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: And we've been you've been the detective. Can you give
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: us your detective name? We were all dying for you
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to say your detective name, and you're.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, serious, Yes, detective Snow Christmas.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Detective Snow Christmas catchphrase.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: Look like it's going to Christmas Now.
• 18:11
  Speaker 13: He's going to Christmas Snow like it's almost like you
• 18:14
  Speaker 13: set yourself up to succeed and then you you just
• 18:17
  Speaker 13: airball it right at the end, it look like.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: It's going to Christmas now because because what's funny is
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: he's a little funny guy because he's saying no, but
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: he's saying snow. It looks like because he always says
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: it on the East, he looks.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Like, it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Looks like it's going to Christmas.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: No.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: And the crazy the craziest thing also is that looks
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: like it's going to Christmas.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: It's not a.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Phrase to be a catchphrase. Use it every episode because.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: It's always a Christmas, always Christmas, and it always is like, right,
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Christmas in Hawaii, Oh, yes, Christmas only or in express.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, side Christmas or Christmas.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: I could sleep on planes, So they use that and
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: they ship me off.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Tried to say, because they thought my greatest strength is
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: an actor.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: That I can sleep on We don't have to buy
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: a hotel.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: It's so nice that that's what they consider.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Use that.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You said I can say places, They oh, we can
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: use that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: I was thirty two, I remember.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: It was so it was in the fifties, and I
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: said I could sleep on planes in my audition and
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: that's why I always tell young actors if I talk
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: to them now, I say, lead with your strengths, because
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: you never know that might be what they use it for.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, you have to lead with your strength.
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: You do.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Oh and speaking of strengths, please, oh, thank you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I'm absolutely chopped. Oh my name is a Jock.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Cl On Saint Pe tailcoat and I am.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Tail coat.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: They pay out the cod.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Say what I said one more time?
• 20:26
  Speaker 15: Now there's no chance I'll remember that claudetail Jock.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: How about Jock? But you might know me as.
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: My Monica a little more because I have the show
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: The Conversation Detective.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: In foremost different groups.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Of people who are having conversations, they lose their train
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: of thought and they say, what were.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: We just talking about?
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: And then I come in and I put the pieces
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: into together and solved what they were just talking about?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Useful? It's a children's show, is it?
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: I love adults. It's for a regular problem adults.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Who still watched, Like, hey, Arnold, I love the worst.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: I love the show. I find cigarettes. I find it
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: so fascinating.
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: Especially in my later years as a dying old man,
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: I find myself constantly losing my thought constantly, so it's
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: it's almost like tetris of the mind to watch it,
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: to watch you put it together, because it's beautifully relaxing.
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: Of the mind. It's sort of because you have to
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: put the pieces together, what with the characters saying, you know.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Putting the pieces together is the theme tune of the show.
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: Putting the pieces together, putting the pieces together, jigsaw, putting
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: that piece of together.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: It's almost so many of the amazons happened at game night.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Yes, and the tone is almost like HGTV shows where.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like in and out. You come in there, you.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Solve it out.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I definitely feel like the use of h g TV
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: cameras rights chill right.
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: It is shot very bright because we're not solving murders here.
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: You were talking about your sister in temper that led
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: you to, oh, is she doing okay after everything that happened,
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: which led you to of course the crisis of the
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: mental health crisis of our country, which really which use
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: was sparked because you saw the movie Obsession.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: So what I love about this too is very similar
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: to you know what my favorite shows murder, She wrote,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: You look around and you watch angela Lansbury. You watch
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: this woman show up and you go, how does there
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: happen to be a murder? Every single place she goes, Right,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: she walked into old coffee shop, there's a murder, Like,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: how is it happening? Same with you? You were just
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: living your normal life and all of a sudden.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I wish I didn't have to do this.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to turn the hat on.
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: But everywhere I go in this series, you know, it's it's, uh, wait,
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: what were we just talking about?
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: And it's like I have to spring into action.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: And I love the rare episodes that'll come in the
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: spin off. When it's a woman going down the stairs,
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: she gets down to the living room, she goes, why
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: did I come down here?
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: Again?
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Yes? What was I looking for for?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Successful?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I love I love that episode where that happens. What
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: did they come in this room for it? Because they
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: justified why you were a load in a room.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: And woman looking for her glasses and you're going.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: I bet you're wondering what you're looking for?
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Chapped And that was one of the biggest hits of
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: the pandemic.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yes, huge.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: You had to be on your own. You just shot
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: it in your own house.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: I shot it in my own house.
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: A lot of the crimes were my own, my own questions,
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: because what did I come in here for? Well, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: am hungry. Maybe that has something to do with it. No, no, no,
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: but this journal, I'm holding a journal. I know I'm
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: feeling pensive after being dumped. Hmm, but that's not all
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: there is.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Oh would you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Look at that?
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: It's it's piers.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: That I could watch That shot.
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: Was the clue.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Paying attention, I'd say this was a clue, a clup
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: of bathrooms.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: This is always a klue for bathrooms.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: And thank you for always highlighting this was a clue.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: Yes, that's somebody who.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: Doesn't like to be surprised.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I like to be talked.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: This one is a clue, and I think I want
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: I want to show.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: That people could still be on their phones too. It's
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: gonna love.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Second, maybe even third or fourth screen.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: I love the ending of that episode, the tag after
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: the credits, because you go, oh, I have to pee.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: It's credits go by, and then you go, but I'm hungry,
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: let's eat first.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I think it's fine.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: There's always a twist.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: You know you're you're eating there. So that's one of
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: the many things.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: That's one of the one of the main reasons I
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: go into many rooms.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 12: Amen, Amen, say hey guys, that's always what I say.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I always say that too.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: Do you find do you find it?
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you are a little more detective in your normal life.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: And the cameras.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Come up to me constantly and say Agatha, And that's
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: not my name, that's my character's name, obviously, but they
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: don't know that. They say, Agatha, my father was killed
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: in a horrifying stabbing and they've never found the killer.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: This happens all the time.
• 26:02
  Speaker 14: I say all the time, all the time, Darling, And
• 26:05
  Speaker 14: I said, I don't know how to do that. I'm
• 26:07
  Speaker 14: just an actor trauma ucky, Darling, I'm just an actor.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, donkey, it's hardy.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I saw that video that went viral of you kind
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: of screaming at that woman who just lost her best
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: friend to a murder.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: Yes, but I think she's always just I don't know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: did did you do it?
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: You probably did it?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you accused her best friend of killing her.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: The funeral, Yeah, you've brought you probably bloody did it?
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: Why are we at the funeral?
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: I like going to funerals?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Is that a problem.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: No, the sandwiches are excellent. I like to have a
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: little cry at somebody else's expense.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: Funerals two three times a week. So this feels like
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: you're going grocery shopping almost.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, you know. I mean, I'm not going to
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: any I'm not planning on going to any but I'm
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: walking around town. I'm going on my lit larrens my
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: little basket around my elbow, and I go, oh, look,
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of sad people over there. I wonder
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: where they're going.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: That's nice, But but you have no instinct to look
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: for the murder or put the pieces together.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Instinct, no talent. My only talents are learning lines, forgetting lines.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: And I know there's a third thing that I'm.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Good at, usualep on planes.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: You know, this is the first time I've ever been
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: on a plane and I did sleep.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's good.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Don't tell your agents that you'll work forever.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh dear, don't tell.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: You'll never get a day off in your life.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I would agree with don't tell, Cassie. I would agree
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Do not.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Sleep on planes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Yes, you won't ever see your loved ones again.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I will say people for me, they don't expect me
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: to solve crimes, but they do expect me to talk
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: to their guns, and that is annoying.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: They got to their face the say what's he saying?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: What's he saying?
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: What color are his eyes?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And then he looked they look down the barrel.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: How many eyes does it have, because as you know,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: they have anywhere between three hundred and eight hundred and
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: our biologists.
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: In a way, well, I heard you're doing those you
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: know how pet psychics will do readings.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: I heard I heard you're doing virtual readings on the side.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he opened the cameo.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: It's so fact though. People are sending me like what
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: is my gun thinking right now? And then I have
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: to call and be like, hey Carlo, good to see
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: your guns.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Seems to be a little hungry right now.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: You're calling people cameo.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I call him, I say him a video back. It's
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: so impersonal. Pay for the cameo. What he gons eat? Well,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: the thing is a bullet is actually throw up for
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: a gun.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I thought it was calm.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: The trigger is the leg, the leg.
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: The bullet is okay, look first draft the bullet was coming.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Of course. Of course, of course, as we come in
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: o girl of a sudden, sugar's leg. Fine, bullet's a drop?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: What's the food?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Polish muskets with the musket when they put the stick,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I thought that was.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: No, it's like energy bars, supplements. I don't know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know paid that biologist.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: There's a lot we didn't pay that biologist. And it's
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: everything I can ask you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Maybe I'm just your dying man, But do you ever
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: feel like politically you're behind something? Being on cameo, not
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: even on script as the character, but as yourself being
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: on cameo reading people's guns. Do you think you're pro
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: gun and promoting that?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I'm in a bit of a gray area that expected
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: to be in as an actor.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I don't really have an opinion on guns.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: No opinion on guns.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: I've heard this new term coppaganda that the children are saying.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: That was the young one on my shirt. Her name
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: is Mason. She was playing somebody called Mason, yes, telling
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: me coppaganda, and the kids don't like it at all.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I don't like it, that's true. And to be clear,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: my guy's a piece of ship and I don't like him.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: And if I met him on the street. I'd kill
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: him myself.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: You kill him.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: That's because he has all the guns in the world
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: on his You.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Literally would tell the guns to do what they need
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: to do. It sucks, It sucks. He's actually a really,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: really bad guy. He's the only one who speaks to
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: guns and they do his bidding.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really innocent teenager in the first episode, and
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: it's presented.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: It's so right.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Cops used to look pretty on camera. Now they look
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: like ship. They're cheating on their wives, their daughters. All
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: of their daughters hate them, and they hate drinking. Making
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: anti herols, Oh.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: I don't like it. The only kind of anti heroes
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: I like are the types that are aunts, a lot
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: of nieces and nephews.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I heard you're doing a spinoff series called.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: An anti Hero. Yes, it's spin offs. Well, I had
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: the producers make a lot more money. If we do
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: a spin off, you get You get paid for the
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: first one and for the second one. You see you see,
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: and I am an ep on the on anti Hero.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: We will be getting paid up to three hundred pounds
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: per episode, which I'm quite excited about.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: What do you see a little bit about anti Hero.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, well, you know, I am am just sort of
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: wandering around. I go to different places on holiday. You know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: it's not dissimilar to murder, she wrote, But that's a
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: rip off of its own. You know, it's also Miss Marple.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: And then one of my nephews or nieces or step nephews, stepanee,
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: his nephews and law nieces in law come to me
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: and say, Auntie, I've got a problem and only her
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: hero can solve it. And then I solve it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Wow, that is cozy TV.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: It's nice to.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: See people talk about nieces and laws.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I feel like you never talk.
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: About hold on, there's something Jennifer.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: Jennifer's Jennifer the dialysis.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Lean forward again. There's a knife.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: That's not why I don't feel well. It can't.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: No, there's a knife in your back, and incredibly shallow knife.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Look what it says on it. Pull it out and
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: look what it says on it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: It says.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It sells season renewal.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: No, I have to go. No, I wanted it to weak.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I wanted to A knife said season renewal. Now what
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: toose we have?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Well, Christmas is a season.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Christmas is it season?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It was season renewal. Somebody stab them?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: No, I told you.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: I'm no fucking good at totally anybody else's mysteries. I'm
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: not a detected I.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Don't do the knights. I don't speak the knights.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: You can't speak to a Is it a thing where
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: a knife is a different accent than a gun but
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: they're speaking the same language or is it just.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Entirely it's like verbal English to a s L. It's
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: like a different it's a physical.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Construction read the same language.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a syntax.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: I'm bleeding.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Oh god, we got to figure out this mystery. Why
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: did somebody stab you with a knife? That's a season renewal.
• 34:00
  Speaker 16: I it has to be the name of a person
• 34:12
  Speaker 16: season Cecily seasons, cecil season, cecil seasoning.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Cecil sead hboah cecil seasoning.
• 34:27
  Speaker 13: She seasons, not season hbo was named cecil.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: And I don't trust her as far as I come
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: from making decisions about television.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: She doesn't need pockets cecil seasoning.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Where would somebody means half last name?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: The NiFe covered with the word.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: We must be something.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: She's going to something sort of camp for rew, maybe.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: In some sort of substance like situation where she's rejuvenating herself.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, maybe I am the old version of cecil seasoning renewal.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Maybe sucking the life out of your nurses are looking
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: mighty suspicious back there.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I get off that Nintendo switch. I told you
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: your job is to keep me alive. Why would the
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: nurses be looking suspicious? Are you saying that maybe one
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: of them stabbed.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: That w.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Let's know, let's we've got to solve this mystery.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: That's the name of the mystery.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I don't have a solution.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go bring the nurses up here, and you
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: guys need to ask them because I'm going to die
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: and you must put.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Oh no, when you get the nurses.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: All I ask is that they come and they sit
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: where you sat so we could get the framing.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: You don't need to stand.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get to the nurses.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you, And is all right? Guys? Why do you
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: guys doing interrogations?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Well, this is I'm intense.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: You handle this one. I got I'll lead.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: And you guys jump in when you can't. This is good. Okay,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the nurses are coming up. It seems like don't nurses
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: need to stand up.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: All right, and it seems like we got one nurse Jennifer.
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: Hi, if that is your real names, that's really good.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Interesting, I know something about cecil seasonings.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I hear.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or did you know that before I heard that?
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: I'm right down there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess this is just.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: What's your favorite color?
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: We all know we have to TESTATIONIP.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: With the guy. What's his name? No, what's his name?
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Vextabule's best, vestibules best something.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know. He's an old guy. What do I care?
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: I just like stealing his cash?
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: And why did you walk in this room today? And
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: why did you steal his cash?
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: Because the old man is going to die any second.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: If you want to talk to somebody, talk to my
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: other fellow nurse, Habitha.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Is she even further away than you were?
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: She?
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: I'll go get her.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, you seem pretty guilty, but let's talk to Habitha.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Talk to Habitha. She's got something to say. I do
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: it steal Okay, so the.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Why is right there? Why would you do it to steal.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: All of his money?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: But there's still nothing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: I think that.
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: Behind the person the knife was that the season renewal
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: indicates there will be more money afoot to be.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: The stars of the show.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Someone called for.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: You're looking already suspicious season renewal.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: What does that mean to you? You're talking about the
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: bloody knife?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: They already?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: How did you know?
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: All I know is we got a nil envelope last night.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: We were me and all the galla envelope of a
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: nil envelope.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, I knows.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: Me and all the gals were hanging out by the
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: diner across the street from Vextibule's house.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: We did that.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: After the shift. We got a vanilla envelope. It said
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: he has a knife, put it in his back tomorrow.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: Before the podcast. Wait you did it?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: No, whoever we were signed by a hit man?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Whoever sent that you were by a hit man?
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: Hit man.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Up to it? We just does go to jail.
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: I just remembered something a rule I walked into in
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: part of an episode, the vanilla factory.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Where you may have gotten.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: This is your show that you're talking about.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Seasoning no seasonings, because vanilla.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: It reminds me of a room I walked into. It
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: was a vanilla factory.
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: And you know where that vanilla factory was situated right
• 39:19
  Speaker 9: next door to h b O.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: In the show or in figure out what's reading?
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: Hey, listening life.
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: I'm just a lonely nurse. But maybe I don't know.
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: Maybe HBO would profit off of my boss dying.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Habitha, you did the stab it? Yeah, convince you to
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: stab your boss.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: Oh my, you should talk to you should talk to agent.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Who's here with us?
• 40:05
  Speaker 12: Whoever hass all the infot you're all listening, the one
• 40:11
  Speaker 12: who knows all of it, come.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Up and talk to us.
• 40:14
  Speaker 17: Let me let me get him. He's got his air
• 40:16
  Speaker 17: pods in agent, let's go. Let's go over the clues.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: This is as.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: That says the season renewal. He is going to ruin
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: the season renewal. Knife.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: We've got the scent of we have the head of
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: season and no Habitha and the nurses did the actual
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: stab it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: And we know that they have been a sign via
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: a hit man, and I guess twenty four of them
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: are hit men them.
• 40:48
  Speaker 13: But.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: She just steals the money to the top.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: We're gonna figure out who did this. Oh, here's the agent.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, here's the agent, walking like an agent. I s toddo.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: How do you know my name?
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: You're a famous agent?
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: Todd, why don't you go ahead and tell us what
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: you know about this whole stabbored situation? What?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: What do I get? What do you get?
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Syndication?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: What indication?
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Listen?
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: I might have some information, but I didn't know I'd
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: be talking to four of the greatest actors in our industry.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: That's very kind.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Listen, Todd, I got you on camera touching little kids.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: You tell me what you did. Why I leak it
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: to the press, and your ass is fucking grass?
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Do you.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Listen, Tod? I got this. Listen, Tod. I don't have
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: an American agent, and I'm willing to put all of
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: this aside if you're willing to sign me right here,
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: right now.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the of the brunch of spin off dude looked?
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Did?
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: Did?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Look good?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: For to listen to be I've been talking to in
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: your safe.
• 41:58
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: He says you and your through some weird ass ship
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: in the bedroom, like what like fuck with the bingo wheel.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Wheel and then you spinning around.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: And the gun can see this from inside the safety.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: That's more embarrassing than a bluff about me touching kids.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: You better start talking away. By the way, that was
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: a bluff.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That was nice to watch this.
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: Wait a minute, I have some information you may you
• 42:27
  Speaker 9: may be you may be interested in this information.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I got this. I got this, Actually I got this.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: What do you got?
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: I remember a conversation you had. What you were talking about,
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: something you were talking about on the phone, something about.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I could make all of this go away, something about a.
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: New project, a season forever renewal, A TV show that
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: never ends, goes on and on my friends.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: If you wanted this show that never that goes on
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: and on, my friend, why would you stab Vestibule with
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: a knife?
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: That says because Vestibule was already dying.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: But what if hold on a minute, the knife stabbed,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: but Vegetabule did not die, So the stab what if
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: the knife was made out of something that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: An anti knife?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Someone I did?
• 43:40
  Speaker 13: I know?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I do it again, because you wanted to steal his
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: season renewal.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: And BBC was not gonna let you have that show forever?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Were they?
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I wanted to buy all of you have yachts that
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: I will have just.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: A little dinghy that I ride around the harbor.
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: Actor in the UK, And of course it's those Welsh
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: and Scotts people's vaults and I don't know, I don't.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Know is from England?
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: England?
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, well everything's from England eventually kind of.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: That'sbill, get up here.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: Why didn't you tell us she killed you?
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: This is gonna take it.
• 44:25
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• 44:27
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• 44:29
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• 45:27
  Speaker 2: So let's put it together a way. He's walking walk.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: You stabbed him with something called an anti knife.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Anti knife that's.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Said to seize renewal. Is you smell the vanilla? You well,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: actually you didn't stab them.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: You got the nurses to snap and it specifically said
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: season renewal because I want to have an American show
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: because in England we would call it a sea.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: So why though, what is an anti knife?
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: It makes them stronger strings back to life. So you
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: want to work with this?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Fine? We did it together together, Okay, they'll they'll wrap
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: it up for us. Perfect fine together.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: It doesn't make sense that Agatha run should do it
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: because she didn't do it alone. I from the beginning
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: of this have told you I want to die, Yet
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: she doesn't want to work with Mason the gen zine.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: I don't well, it's flopping around with that floppy air.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Together.
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: We did a trade. I should kill me take the show,
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: but I can finally rest.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: But obviously I love a cozy mystery and a murder
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: well entertaining. It isn't really in my millieure, my wheelhouse,
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: and so I had an Auntie knife created by the
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: great scientists of London to renew this man forever, so
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: that we can be a double act of detectives.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Wow, flawless plot, amazing tie all tied.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Wait a minute, are you too actually TV detectives.
• 47:14
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• 47:21
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• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Let's me Dylan.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Writers.
• 47:33
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