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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield report
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  with Sam Whitfield. Shalom.
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  Aloha, everyone, welcome to the Whitfield report.
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  Live from Jerusalem because. Little known fact audience if
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  you didn't know like you know I was born in Israel as as was Sam
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  Shmuley. Basically we we are all born in
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  Israel. Everybody was born in Israel.
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  Yeah, yeah. Actually, Gill Biden.
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  Yeah. No, that that was.
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  God, that might be the funniest thing he's ever said.
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  I mean, it's sad. It's like I was, I was just just
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  before we came on air, we were talking about this and I was
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  like, yeah, what I think it is, he's different than most people
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  would like to mention. Alzheimer's, we were both
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  talking about. We had had family members.
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  Who had something to that effect.
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  And they get trapped in time and it's really sad, you know, and
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  and you really, you don't want to break the illusion.
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  And so, like my wife's grandfather, towards the end, he
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  was back in World War 2 on a ship and his wife came in to
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  visit him and he's like, oh, they let you on the ship.
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  They're not supposed to do that. You know, that is like a normal
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  dementia thing to happen where you get caught in time.
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  But see, Joe Biden's different. He's built different.
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  He's a compulsive liar. Yeah.
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  And So what happens when his brain's degrading is at one
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  point there was a filter there where he knew if I say some
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  shit, people are going to know that it's fucking bullshit.
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  And so he could tone it down just a little.
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  That part is gone. There is no regulator anymore.
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  So whatever crazy bullshit in the moment he thinks would be a
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  good thing to say, he's just going to say it.
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  And he's like, yeah. Yeah, Israel's been fighting for
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  struggle for a long time, and I was born there.
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  What? Well, are you?
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  Saying, Joe, that you're not you're you, you're not qualified
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  to be president, 'cause you weren't born in the United
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  States. The funniest part of that is
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  it's not fucking true. Yeah, I know.
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  I the the the funniest the funniest part of that was like.
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  Was someone actually did like the community notes on X and the
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  community note was was Joe Biden was born in Pennsylvania and you
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  know and you know whatever the year year was and then and then
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  it had just had a link to his Wikipedia PEDA page.
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  So I will admit the. Really need a community note,
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  but yeah, if you're going to put one, it's.
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  Yeah, like that. That.
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  Well, that one's that one's just kind of funny though, you know,
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  too. Funny because it's so fucking
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  basic that you would even have to do that, but because he said
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  it, so you have to fucking say something and be like no Joe, no
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  you, and of course the mainstream media fact checkers
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  Dang in a fucking fact checker because they don't want you to
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  know, he said. That right?
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  So they're not going to really report on it.
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  Of course they did report on it initially because they were all
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  there live with his little press conference and you can see I, I,
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  I, I highly encourage everybody to look at the other camera
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  footage. But for non, non non video, non
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  media people they use something in a lot of these things called
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  a hard Cam. So the the camera at these press
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  conferences, there's one main camera they're using for
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  everything, but also it's a group.
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  Full of journalists, right? So there's many, many different
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  camera angles. I saw one where you could see
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  the crowd reacts to him. I don't know if anybody else has
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  seen this. And there's people literally
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  cringing like journalists. His biggest fans, the
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  journalists in the fucking White House press pool, are like, oh.
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  Oh, you shouldn't have. Oh no.
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  Joe. Why?
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  Why Joe? Yeah, because, like, here's the
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  thing, right? Even with, like, here's the
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  thing, it's getting harder and harder for them to to spin stuff
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  in favor of Biden. Like, yeah, they could, they
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  could, they could spin stuff for Obama hold.
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  On They can spin this for Biden. They say he's the first Jewish
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  president. Oh for.
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  God. 'S sake.
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  Well. But.
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  But yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, what a win
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  for diversity. We got the first Jewish
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  president. Didn't, didn't, didn't he all
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  say that, that he grew up in like the hood and wanted to and
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  grew up in like like? Yeah, yeah, no, he said.
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  He grew up in, like, what? What would have been the hood in
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  the late 40s, early 50s or whatever, but yeah.
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  Like, yeah, he's. Like he like you know people
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  people give the Trump history of like Twitter account like shit
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  because you know it's it's just like a meme you know it's a Beeb
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  generator of Trump doing. Yeah, but we need a Joe Biden
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  one, and all you got to do is take the shit that he actually
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  says happened and then make a fucking AI picture of it, right?
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  It's like here's Joe Biden being born in Israel.
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  Or, you know, or or. Here's here's Joe Biden, an ice
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  cube, shaking hands in the hood. You know, in fucking 1986, like.
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  Yeah, Jesus Christ. This is where we're at.
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  Oh, no. Oh no.
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  Everybody probably wants to talk us about blown up hospitals or
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  something. Joe Biden's from Israel.
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  That's the top story today. No.
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  What? What's?
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  What's even funny about that to be too?
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  Is that like? I guarantee you that some of
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  like the wignet like troll accounts are now like spamming
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  his. If they weren't, if they weren't
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  already, like now they're just going to for sure.
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  Right. Yeah, like the the, the, the,
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  the actual anti Semite crowd is probably like, yeah, see this
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  confirms that Joe Biden. 'S the Jew?
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  Oh God, no. Yeah.
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  No, no, don't do it. Don't fall for it.
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  Oh, don't fall for the trap. He finally, he finally said the
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  silent part out loud. We knew it.
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  We knew it all along, you know? So yeah, like.
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  Welcome to the current year. You know this?
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  Is This is why I'm? Always telling you know what
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  I've been doing, I ain't been on fight.
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  I I even said this earlier. I think today or yesterday on
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  Twitter, I was like a couple decades ago.
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  You wouldn't have known about a war going on in another country
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  because it wouldn't have been in your face 24/7 even if it was on
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  the news. They didn't have 24/7 news a
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  couple decades ago, right? So if you didn't watch the 6:00
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  fucking news you didn't know, what would you be doing if you
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  weren't arguing about war on Twitter?
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  Maybe you should do that. Because I'll tell you, arguing
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  about Twitter, you ain't fucking winning any.
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  Anything for your side or whatever, whatever side you want
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  to fucking take. Yeah, I.
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  I take the same side I said before.
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  No blood or treasure on my end. No, no blood and treasure on the
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  US end. Other than that, I don't
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  actually fucking care. Kill each other.
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  Kill each other, if that's what you fucking want to do.
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  Clearly on both sides, that's what they want to fucking do.
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  What? Where are we going to stop them?
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  What's even the point? We're going to stop.
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  It for another five years and this is going to happen again.
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  It happens every fucking 10 years.
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  If they're going to fucking kill each other, I don't fucking
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  care. That's it's fucking horrible.
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  You shouldn't do that. And that goes for both fucking
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  teams. Yeah.
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  But if you're going to, it ain't my fucking problem.
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  And don't make it my fucking problem.
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  And I mean to be clear, I and I won't speak for Mac, but like
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  for me, like I said this all I speak and I'll say again, I I
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  definitely like. As far as like picking sides, if
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  I have to pick one like I I've always been pro Israel and I'm
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  sorry Palestine, but you. But there is no way you can
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  equate like, like, even if, like, even if you think that
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  Israel is being oppressive, there's absolutely no way to
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  justify going into. A peaceful music concert and
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  butchering teenagers and 20 somethings and then butchering
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  children. You're not the good guys.
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  Yeah. Right.
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  You can justify it till you're blue in the fucking face, but
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  you're not the good guys. Yeah, likewise, though.
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  Hey, I'm. I'll say it like this.
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  If you blow up fucking hospitals full of children, you might not
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  be the good guy. I actually don't think there is
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  a good guy. I think there's. 22 guys that
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  are fucking acting out of line with each other that probably
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  need to calm the fuck down but won't.
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  Yeah. Well and.
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  Israel has their reasons too. Like, they both both sides have
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  reasons for what they're doing. They both have reasons that they
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  want to kill the other guy. I'm just saying like, OK, go for
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  it, but like it shouldn't be our problem because I don't want to
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  kill either one. Right.
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  Well, the other thing too is this.
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  Like if you look at the conflict, not only does this go
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  back like 40 years, but this goes back to the, you know,
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  basically to biblical time. It goes.
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  It certainly goes back to the Crusades, yeah.
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  Yeah. And so like and so the idea that
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  we're going to solve this problem because like you know
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  we're. In the United States, and we're
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  in the modern era, like, no, this, this.
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  No, no, not only that, but we're on fucking Twitter and we have
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  opinions and that's going to fucking solve everything.
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  Yeah, just a few more hot takes guys, and you will change the
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  world You break. No one actually cares like pro
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  tip. No one actually cares about all
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  these grifters opinions on Twitter, except that they give
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  them a little dopamine hits when they agree with them.
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  Yeah, I mean. Fucking stupid.
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  I, I and. And by the way, like when I sat
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  in pro Israel, like that's the same take.
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  That's the same take I've had for like, you know, forever
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  basically and. We had this conversation on the
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  show a couple months ago before any war broke out right it's
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  it's yeah you haven't you haven't varied but you know
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  saying like Oh well Israel seems to be like maybe have more
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  moral. Foundations as to what they're
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  doing is not the same as saying I think that they should kill
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  lots of people, right? Like, no, I would prefer
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  everybody over there stop killing each other.
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  That's my preference. I don't know about anybody else.
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  Yeah, I think. I think anyone who's, I think
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  anyone who's rational would prefer that both sides stop
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  killing each other. But like I said, this thing goes
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  back to, you know, at least biblical times, so.
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  You know, I mean, I'm not. You're just going to say let
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  them fight? Yeah.
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  Like if if two guys want to fight, you know, like, 'cause I
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  I tend to put it into like fucking pretty simple blue
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  collar guy terms, right? If you got two buddies, right?
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  And they're always fucking fighting every fucking time you
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  fucking go out drinking, these two guys end up in a fucking
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  fistfight, right? And they're both justified in
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  their own way. This guy fucked that guy's girl
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  10 years ago, but this guy, you know, owes them money, right?
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  They both have their reasons. But every time you go out, these
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  motherfuckers are causing a scene, getting a fistfight,
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  getting you kicked out of the fucking bar.
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  At some point you're going to just walk the fuck you're not
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  going to because you're getting kicked out because you're trying
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  to break it up. And they're like, oh, oh, you
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  guys, get out of here. At some point.
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  You and your other buddies are going to be like, all right,
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  we're me over here at the bar, you guys kill each other.
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  We don't fucking care, right? Beat each other to a fucking
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  pulp, get thrown out on the fucking curb and we're going to
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  be in here having a fucking drink and and listen to some
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  music. That's what I fucking think
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  about the whole thing. Yeah, you can't.
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  Stop the fight from happening. You no matter how much you talk
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  to one side, other side, you sit them down together.
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  Both these guys are like, no, no, I'm going to fuck him up.
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  All right then, fuck each other up.
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  And I mean, I hate to say this, but this, you know, this
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  conflict will probably, you know, I'm not even saying this
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  as like being black pilled or white pilled or anything, but
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  this conflict between Israel and Palestine will probably outlive
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  both of us. Yeah, what's going to happen
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  about all this is going to be what happened 10 years ago, 20
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  years ago, 304050. Yeah.
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  They're going to blow each other up for a little while, then
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  there's going to be a ceasefire and we're going to go back to
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  the status quo. And so all these hot takes that
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  you're giving and all these predictions of, oh, it's the end
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  of fucking Gaza, oh, Israel, oh list that.
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  And the other thing all of it's going to be wrong in a week
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  because it's going to go back to the same cycle that they've been
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  going through since before Israel was even a country.
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  Now having said that folks, I am working on getting getting a
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  guest who actually is in Israel and.
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  Might be able to speak so on some of this.
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  The problem obviously is you know whether or not they can be
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  safe and also whether or not they'll have a stable
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  connection. So I'll do my best to arrange
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  that. I don't know.
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  I don't know if we'll be able to do it live.
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  Also, let me let Max and Shmuley know if they can.
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  You know if they can make it work.
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  If not, though, you know it'll. It'll just be an interview
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  between, you know, my friend and I I don't want to give too much
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  way other than that, but. And that's the other thing, you
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  know, Speaking of this is a person that's there, that's a
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  civilian, that's not making any decisions.
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  I want to point out that when I'm talking about the two dudes
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  fighting, those are the guys making decisions.
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  And a lot of the people over there aren't the guys making
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  decisions and they're just getting blown the fuck up or
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  beheaded or whatever horrific end that they're meeting.
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  It's. Hard for my heart not to go out
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  for those people, but again, ain't nothing I can do.
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  Ain't nothing talking about it on Twitter, ain't nothing we're
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  going to say on this show is going to fucking change any of
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  it. Right.
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  I I will. I will say though that like, you
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  know, one of the reasons why I want to have this person on the
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  show is because I actually, I do think it it would be valuable to
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  have someone who's actually on over there.
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  Because one thing I've noticed is.
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  You know a lot, a lot of the commentary I see on Twitter or
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  other social media. Is.
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  And grant I I've been guilty of this too.
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  So I'm not saying I'm, you know, I'm.
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  I'd actually go a step further. I'd be open to having a
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  Palestinian come on and talk about it too.
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  Yes, but my. But my point, yeah, absolutely.
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  My point being is a lot of these people who come on Twitter are
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  nowhere near. The conflict zone at all.
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  They're, you know, they're usually people, you know,
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  tweeting from their living room or, you know, at.
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  With a latte. And yeah, it's it's it's real
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  easy to talk about how how bad all this stuff is when it's
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  really not affecting you. Yeah.
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  Or or to say we or to say we should do this or that, you
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  know. Whereas like even it even if it
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  gets you know. Even if we have a Palestinian
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  who might disagree with us or, you know, having or have an
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  Israeli on like those two people would be more like I well, I.
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  Feel like they're just a normy palace, Not to cut you off
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  there, but just a normy Palestinian who's not a part of
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  Hamas necessarily. Might disagree with us in terms
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  of they they might say, hey, we're justified because of this,
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  that and the other reason. But I bet you they agree with us
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  when we talk about the actual violence, right?
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  We're saying violence like this, this is not good, right?
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  What's happening to what's happening to people is not good
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  on both sides of it. You you could say, Oh well
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  that's terrorists, but I don't think three and four year olds
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  getting blown up for terrorists. I also don't think they're
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  oppressors, right? Like, they're not either.
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  Either of those things aren't true.
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  They're just fucking normal people.
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  And when normal people get caught in a conflict zone, it's
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  fucked up. So yeah, I bet you we we would
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  agree with them on a lot of that.
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  No. And and and all I'm saying is
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  that, like the people, the people actually live over in
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  that region are more justified to con on Twitter or social
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  media than say, you know, your average American Journal.
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  Or just person in general who's you know who's in New York City
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  and is saying, well, I've researched I've I've worked for
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  XYZ Policy Institute for years. I have.
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  I've never been over to the Middle East, but I've read books
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  and I've studied and I think perfect.
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  Example was Nate Silver today saying, oh, you got to give
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  journalists slack when they get things wrong because there's
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  been so much misinformation about all this.
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  Because it's a developing story. No, motherfucker.
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  Actually, we don't. You.
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  You know what happens is when you put out false information,
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  because you're trying to rush to fucking print.
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  Not print anymore. But you know what?
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  I mean, you're. Trying to rush your fucking
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  newspaper out to sell fucking newspapers and you get it wrong.
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  No, we don't need to cut you slack.
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  You're a scumbag. Right and.
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  And yeah, like there. And there are actual accounts,
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  like from people on the ground, like like my friend.
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  I mean, I will say her name because I think she deserves it,
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  but Aetna hatched on, I'll actually pull her account up.
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  She actually runs a sub stack. And let me see if I can.
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  I was, I was looking at that. You mentioned it last week and I
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  and I read some of it and I I it's pretty good.
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  I'd like to talk to this person like I said I would.
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  I think it'd be cool if we could get a paladin.
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  Like, I don't want to talk to anybody from Hamas.
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  Right. But like a Palestinian who's not
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  affiliated with the the, the problem is, is that people
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  forget that Hamas isn't just a terrorist organization, they're
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  also the government. Yeah, yeah.
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  And that's, and that's what I was getting on, Yeah.
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  And that's what I was getting into an argument with Mia
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  Khalifa since about last week, because they don't seem to
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  understand like. That, yeah, she actually is kind
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  of. Maybe not on purpose advocating
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  for Hamas, but you know. Interesting thing happened today
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  is my wife, you know she doesn't pay much attention, right?
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  And she messages me as she's taking the kid to the bus stop
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  because she's going through Tiktok, I would assume or or
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  something like that. And she says.
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  What's what's supposedly the right side in this whole Israel
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  thing? And I was like the right side
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  for you is to be honest and say I don't know anything about it.
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  And I feel very bad when people are being killed.
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  That's the right side for most people because you don't know
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  that much about it, you know what I mean?
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  And no matter how much you know about it, somebody's going to
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  bring you 10,000 other things you didn't know.
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  This is a very complicated long running conflict.
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  And the arrogance to think that you have the hottest take in the
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  fucking world on it is pretty laughable And and my wife is
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  like yeah but all these people that I look up to are saying oh
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  the poor Palestinians and and but I I've she's she's seen
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  other things that suggest that that's not the case and I was
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  like yeah because it's more complicated than that and those
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  people just don't know they're especially on TikTok.
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  And and they're mostly going to be women that aren't like
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  political commentators that she's talking about.
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  Right. And I'm like, look, they see
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  dead baby pictures and they get real sad, right?
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  They don't know what's actually going on over there.
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  And so no, I wouldn't take, I was like there is no right
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  opinion on it. There's a fashionable opinion on
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  the left, which is the Palestine and Hamas are great or
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  something? And then on the right seems to
• 21:59
  be the Israel can do no wrong seems to be the prevalent
• 22:02
  opinion among a lot of at least the neo cons, right?
• 22:07
  But but most people's opinion on it is going to be, I don't
• 22:12
  really know a lot about that, but it's terrible that people
• 22:15
  are killing each other. Like, that's a normal opinion,
• 22:19
  especially for women who aren't politically active to have,
• 22:23
  right? Yeah.
• 22:25
  Never pretend that you know and, I told her.
• 22:27
  Never pretend that you know more than you do about it, because
• 22:30
  that's pointless. You're just going to make a fool
• 22:32
  of yourself. Well, and even if and even if
• 22:35
  you supposedly do know, you know, like you and I are both
• 22:39
  pretty into politics. But Even so, like, I'm sitting
• 22:41
  back and like, yeah, I'm, I'm still taking in, you know,
• 22:45
  information due because, you know, again, this is one of
• 22:49
  those things that where things change so often.
• 22:53
  Like I said, the media itself is now saying, oh, we're getting
• 22:57
  things wrong 'cause we're moving too fast in our coverage.
• 22:59
  Well then shut the fuck up. If you don't have the facts, if
• 23:04
  you don't have things in order, if you're saying something
• 23:06
  that's flat out fucking wrong, you should be held accountable
• 23:10
  for that, yeah. So this is an this is Edna's sub
• 23:17
  stack. She runs a a sub stack called
• 23:22
  the clown woman. Now she is all she is.
• 23:24
  She is an American Israeli she she's from the States and then
• 23:29
  her she met her husband in Israel and then moved there and
• 23:37
  she's she didn't like a lot of stuff about the jab on her sub
• 23:43
  stack. That's kind of where she became,
• 23:47
  you know, popular, I guess. But yeah, like, I've known her
• 23:53
  for a long time because she and I were in similar circles.
• 23:57
  And then we kind of, you know, drift her department.
• 24:00
  We've stayed in touch. And you know, on the Israeli
• 24:05
  side, like, I would say that like she's probably one of the
• 24:09
  better people to follow. So go and subscribe to her sub
• 24:13
  stack. I've reached out here, but, you
• 24:18
  know, communications over there are, you know, understandably
• 24:22
  not always the best so. I I I think it it would be great
• 24:29
  to have somebody over there talk about just a day-to-day reality,
• 24:33
  like how close are you to the bombing?
• 24:36
  What do you do when a bomb bombing happened?
• 24:40
  You know, like these, these are because that will fuck your
• 24:42
  whole life up if you think about it well and also like.
• 24:46
  The other thing though too is like.
• 24:48
  Even if you're nowhere near the bombings, but your whole life
• 24:50
  has to get interrupted every time there's like a bomb alarm
• 24:53
  or something that could be like, you know, like a, a crazy thing.
• 24:59
  Your kids are at school and the bomb thing goes off.
• 25:03
  Well, now you don't know. You know, these, these are the
• 25:05
  things that I think about. I think about normal people,
• 25:08
  yeah. Well, well, one of the things
• 25:10
  that. I don't give a fuck.
• 25:11
  About jihadi fighters or the IDF?
• 25:14
  I I, I care about Joe Schmo. That's me, yeah.
• 25:18
  No one of the other one of the. U.S. soldiers.
• 25:21
  And that's probably the only group of soldiers that I really
• 25:24
  care. About, Yeah, me, me, me too.
• 25:28
  Pretty much no. But like one of the things that
• 25:30
  she mentioned to me a few years ago, like in private is that
• 25:33
  like, you know, Israel is like a pretty is like a pretty normal
• 25:38
  place. Like when?
• 25:39
  It's a first World nation for the most part and so wandering
• 25:42
  the Gaza. And so, you know, like I would
• 25:45
  also like to ask her about that, like what is life normally like?
• 25:48
  Because I think people kind of have this perception that like
• 25:52
  Israel is constantly at war and like.
• 25:56
  Well. Because because it like that's
• 25:57
  the thing. Though I think the answer might
• 25:59
  surprise you because they get the the the little rockets.
• 26:04
  All the time. That is like a daily occurrence.
• 26:07
  Well, yeah, but they but they think it's like.
• 26:08
  They think it's like a, you know, like a war tour and you
• 26:12
  know, like. Right.
• 26:13
  Well, if you don't live right next to the border, right?
• 26:17
  You're not going to hear it. You're not.
• 26:18
  That's not going to affect your life, but it is a daily
• 26:21
  occurrence, yeah. Especially, man, I just would
• 26:24
  suck to live be a normal Joe Schmo doing your nine to five
• 26:28
  living on the border. And your office gets rocketed in
• 26:32
  the middle of the fucking lunch or whatever.
• 26:34
  But, you know, I think her point too, at least when I talked to
• 26:37
  her last, was that like Israelis, they don't live in
• 26:41
  fear because, like, you know, because you, you can't.
• 26:45
  Like, you know. That to some degree, I mean to
• 26:50
  some degree that there's a dread, I'm sure.
• 26:53
  The next time we get told to shelter, you know, I'm going to
• 26:56
  have a panic attack. But in terms of we're not
• 26:58
  getting told to shelter right now, I'm not afraid of it,
• 27:02
  Right. Yeah, it it, it has to be fucked
• 27:05
  up. I've talked to people in plenty
• 27:07
  of different places that are war-torn or partially war-torn,
• 27:11
  and it's always the same story. You know, I might not have been
• 27:14
  right there, but it still effects my life.
• 27:17
  Yeah. No, I mean like one of my.
• 27:18
  One of my. Friends, when you send your kids
• 27:20
  off to school, you do have to have in the back of your mind.
• 27:23
  Like, could something happen? Oh yeah, no one of my one.
• 27:27
  And as an American, we can relate to that now, yeah.
• 27:36
  Not good. But, you know, we can relate,
• 27:38
  yeah, yeah. But you know, I don't know about
• 27:44
  all that. Let's talk about what The people
• 27:47
  who want. We got this.
• 27:50
  What? I guess she's a member of the s
• 27:54
  s Sniper Wolf. Yeah.
• 27:57
  Am I reading? So, OK, so some Nazi girl docs.
• 28:00
  The guy. Is that what I got out of this?
• 28:02
  Well, not just that Max, but but apparently like some Nazi girl
• 28:05
  like made YouTube partner and like has been a YouTube partner
• 28:11
  for years and like you know, like I thought YouTube was like
• 28:15
  anti Nazi and like you know that they banned, they banned me and
• 28:20
  yeah, you know, they're, they're monetizing full blown Nazi
• 28:26
  girls. Like what's up with that?
• 28:28
  Like making them. I mean, why else is there s s in
• 28:31
  her name, right? Like who else uses those
• 28:33
  initials? Think about it.
• 28:36
  No. Pretty specific it it.
• 28:39
  All seriousness though it. Also a.
• 28:40
  Reference to being a sniper and a wolf.
• 28:44
  What could be more fucking Nazi than her name?
• 28:48
  Riddle me that one no like it it also.
• 28:51
  If that was on a Nazi forum, it would be the normal name, right?
• 28:54
  Everybody be like, yeah, of course. s s Sniper Wolf.
• 28:58
  No, no. It all seriousness to like I was
• 29:00
  actually because I don't know anything about this chick, but
• 29:03
  like, I was like, wait, how would she like Marcus Brownlee
• 29:08
  levels of like how would she wanted the top like partners at
• 29:13
  you know, just that name like like I you know.
• 29:18
  I yeah, no, like. No, but yeah, I know she's a far
• 29:23
  leftist. I've heard of her before.
• 29:24
  She was the one that I, correct me if I'm wrong, was involved
• 29:28
  with the Bully Hunter failed project she's already hated.
• 29:33
  And I'm going to do a thing that some people aren't going to
• 29:37
  like, and I'm going to defend her, if that's all right.
• 29:40
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:41
  No, I I'm. She didn't dox anybody, so I
• 29:44
  don't know what everybody's on about.
• 29:46
  This guy's information was out publicly before that.
• 29:49
  All. She did, bro.
• 29:51
  If you weren't mad at Frank hassle at Boogie's house, shut
• 29:55
  the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
• 29:59
  Because you don't know what you're talking about.
• 30:00
  Because you're a hypocrite. But but Max.
• 30:04
  But Max, she has boobs or something.
• 30:08
  And then? Yeah, that's the other part.
• 30:09
  See, I was prone to be on that guy's side up until I watched
• 30:13
  the video of him crying. About 100.
• 30:17
  Oh God, there's an attractive 110 pound woman outside.
• 30:21
  I got to call the police. Like, fuck you, you emasculated
• 30:26
  soy boy piece of shit. You lost all sympathy from me
• 30:30
  that you would ever have. Just because people don't like
• 30:35
  this bond, that's why they're so amped up about it that it's not
• 30:39
  because she's in the wrong, it's because they don't like her.
• 30:43
  And I don't like her. But I'll still defend because,
• 30:47
  hey, I don't. I don't actually see a problem
• 30:50
  with a public, well known public figure, son.
• 30:55
  Another well known public figure goes to their fucking house.
• 30:58
  What? What is everybody?
• 30:59
  Everybody's acting like she was going to kill him or something.
• 31:01
  Fuck. Yo, come on.
• 31:03
  Well, I mean grow. Up.
• 31:05
  Yeah. I mean, so Morpheus knows a lot
• 31:09
  more about this situation than I than I do.
• 31:12
  And he he he is in the chat, by the way he's.
• 31:16
  He should come on. I keep telling him he says he
• 31:20
  says you. He says YouTube are Sims.
• 31:23
  Well, yeah, they might be, but also like.
• 31:25
  Oh yeah, YouTube are massive Sims.
• 31:27
  That's true. I agree.
• 31:28
  What Let's be honest she also makes a shit ton of money for
• 31:31
  the platform which is which is why she has like.
• 31:35
  This is the other thing too though that really kind of
• 31:37
  irritates me. Is like, is like even razor fist
• 31:40
  and like all these base people like YouTube should ban her and
• 31:45
  I'm like. Right, 'cause they don't like
• 31:47
  her, so they immediately reach to the work.
• 31:50
  They give her the least generous interpretation of events and and
• 31:55
  flip their fucking lid because they don't like her.
• 31:58
  Yeah, but, like, but like, these are all, these are all the same
• 32:02
  people who like, you know, including me, who are who are
• 32:06
  usually like, you know, banning is bad, But, I mean, that's why
• 32:11
  we're on rum rumble. I mean, yeah.
• 32:18
  Well, OK, so wait. I just figured it out.
• 32:20
  Yeah, Banner, not Banner. Ghetto rumble contract.
• 32:24
  She's popular, right? Have her fucking bring her fans
• 32:26
  over here so that yeah, that that actually would help this
• 32:30
  platform. No more Morpheus does Morpheus's
• 32:34
  point, and I did kind of miss out on this Morpheus issue is
• 32:40
  the issue is she's been giving grace a man would have been
• 32:43
  banned already. Frank Castle's not banned.
• 32:50
  OK, well, yeah, that. That's.
• 32:54
  Jesse PS went to Ralph's house. He's not banned well.
• 32:59
  Yeah, I could. I could name a whole bunch of
• 33:01
  people that have gone to somebody's house on stream and
• 33:03
  aren't banned that are men. Allen Allen Alan Powell, who
• 33:08
  drove in a circle and made verse think he was coming to his house
• 33:13
  isn't banned. I Well, the Whitfield report is
• 33:19
  banned. Well, right.
• 33:22
  Because we did stuff that was real wrong, like talk about your
• 33:26
  grandfather's passing or something.
• 33:28
  I don't know. Yeah.
• 33:30
  Well. Fuck.
• 33:31
  Yeah, yeah. No, you could go to Boogie's
• 33:33
  house to fucking harass him. You could do all this shit, but
• 33:36
  you talk about your fucking, you dead.
• 33:39
  And that's the end with you. Yeah, motherfuckers are worried
• 33:43
  about all these. Nah, I don't give a fuck about
• 33:45
  Sniper Wolves. I don't give a fuck about any.
• 33:47
  You think? Yeah, of course YouTube's going
• 33:50
  to do that. Stop fucking giving YouTube your
• 33:52
  fucking attention. If it's really that big of a
• 33:55
  problem, and it should be, maybe, maybe it should be that
• 33:58
  big of a problem. But are you still watching
• 34:00
  YouTube? Right.
• 34:02
  You're still OK. YouTube is fucked up.
• 34:05
  We all agree it's fucked up. I try watching less of it the
• 34:09
  the I the issue for me too is like the well the bigger issue
• 34:15
  for me. Like the point is the the uneven
• 34:18
  enforcement, and I agree with it, there is uneven enforcement.
• 34:21
  I just don't think it's it's exactly like he's saying, oh, a
• 34:25
  man would have got banned because, like, there's examples
• 34:27
  of men doing exactly the same thing.
• 34:30
  Well, the Doctor. Disrespect, Dr. Disrespect took
• 34:33
  a fucking camera into the fucking bathroom at Twitch Con
• 34:37
  and didn't get banned. Well, the Oh yeah, I forgot
• 34:43
  there are. Miners in there.
• 34:46
  My my whole thing is I mean yeah you can get you can get mad at
• 34:51
  like people are going to get can get mad at sniper and say that
• 34:55
  she should be banned but my whole thing this goes back to
• 34:59
  YouTube. That'll be the.
• 35:00
  Best thing that ever happens to her, by the way.
• 35:02
  If you want her to get banned, you're basically putting money
• 35:04
  in her pocket. Yeah, then.
• 35:07
  Well, think I think about this Sims, then.
• 35:10
  She's going to cry victim and get a good contract with either
• 35:13
  Kick or Rumble or one of these other companies.
• 35:15
  So if you want to put money in her pocket, by all means.
• 35:19
  Or you know, or she might finally start like an only fans
• 35:23
  and you know, let's, let's be honest, that's what you Sims
• 35:27
  want her to do, right? So like.
• 35:30
  That's a win win. Really.
• 35:31
  I I, you know I she might have a lonely fans already for all I
• 35:35
  know. I don't you know like I said I
• 35:37
  don't know really anything about her.
• 35:39
  I just. I find it funny that, like
• 35:41
  people are calling her to be, to be another.
• 35:43
  Example Another example that people don't seem to have a
• 35:45
  problem with. Pedal hunters do the same thing,
• 35:48
  only worse all the time, Yeah. Nobody has a problem with the
• 35:52
  motherfuckers that went to EDP and said, hey, you were talking
• 35:56
  to this fucking girl, right? What?
• 35:58
  But didn't they dox him? No.
• 36:02
  There is uneven enforcement, but there's also uneven
• 36:05
  interpretation of events like, like this is not something that
• 36:11
  rises to the level of vitriol I see, to be quite honest.
• 36:14
  And so I'm I'm going to take up for her just to irritate people.
• 36:21
  Also true. Well OK, so More says Ackman
• 36:26
  joked about doxing YouTube employees and he lost
• 36:30
  monetization for like 2 months. I'd be fine with a month
• 36:34
  demonetization because I always did somewhere.
• 36:36
  She didn't dox him. Show me where she doxed him.
• 36:42
  Yeah, I mean that she. She went to his publicly known
• 36:45
  address. But show me where she actually
• 36:48
  doxed him. Well, well, because I guess like
• 36:51
  she showed again, I'm. I am actually in agreement with
• 36:55
  you, Max. I'm just saying that like I.
• 36:56
  She showed information that was already publicly available.
• 36:59
  Yeah, that's not a. That's not what docs means.
• 37:02
  If you use docs that way, you're using it wrong.
• 37:06
  Yeah, well, well, people, well, people use docs wrong all the
• 37:11
  time. I know.
• 37:13
  That's why I get I haven't been accused of Docs and Johnny Fox.
• 37:16
  And I'm like bitch if I if I doxed Johnny Fox, you'd all know
• 37:21
  a lot more about him, let me tell you.
• 37:23
  Well. I I have all of that
• 37:25
  information. People sent me all kinds of shit
• 37:27
  about him that I never put out right.
• 37:30
  Because it wasn't. Publicly available information.
• 37:34
  Well, people, well, you know. Well, people accused of like my
• 37:39
  group of like of like swatting Owen Benjamin and well, it it
• 37:46
  wasn't, it wasn't even it. Well, it wasn't even even us,
• 37:52
  though. What happened was like, what was
• 37:54
  He was yelling and screaming and one of his, one of his neighbors
• 37:57
  called, called the sheriff, Sheriff's Office and what?
• 38:02
  And one sheriff came to the door to like, you know, just make
• 38:06
  sure that his kids were OK. Like, that's not that's not the
• 38:09
  same thing as. Calling a calling a Wellness
• 38:11
  check is kind of fucked up. But yeah, that's not a swatting.
• 38:15
  Well, yeah, well, calling. Well, the fact that one of his
• 38:19
  neighbors called the Wellness check, that's not fucked up.
• 38:23
  Like, that's just his neighbor probably didn't even know.
• 38:27
  He's like a streamer or anything.
• 38:28
  Well, like that. So yeah, I kind of kind of let
• 38:33
  that part gloss by me. Yeah, if it was a neighbor.
• 38:36
  I'm saying, hey, look, yeah, swatting's fucked up.
• 38:39
  Hey, look, going to somebody's house like that is fucked up.
• 38:42
  It's not doxing, it's not the same.
• 38:45
  Thing right and it it right all all I'm the the only reason why
• 38:50
  I bring up the Owen thing too is like if you're going to throw
• 38:54
  terms around like doxing and swatting like they had actually
• 38:57
  better be like doxing and well. No, I mean, it doesn't have to.
• 39:03
  But you're not going to convince somebody like me when I look at
• 39:06
  the facts and I'm like, well, this isn't what doxing is right
• 39:11
  now. Granted, hey, I'm a weirdo, You
• 39:13
  know, I'm an outsider. And so, yeah, you can convince
• 39:15
  everybody. Oh, she doxed him.
• 39:17
  Oh, she doxed him. There's everybody's saying that,
• 39:20
  right? Without question.
• 39:22
  Everybody's agreeing on that except me.
• 39:25
  I get that. I'm in the outlier here.
• 39:27
  But the fact is, if you look at the definition of what doxing
• 39:30
  really is, she didn't do that. Straight up.
• 39:33
  She didn't do that. Yeah.
• 39:36
  Was it meant to intimidate that guy?
• 39:40
  Yeah. But she's 110 pound broad.
• 39:43
  Like that's the that's the other side of it is he's crying well.
• 39:48
  Fucking breaks, supposedly. She said that she just wanted to
• 39:52
  talk too. And I don't know, Like, maybe
• 39:56
  she did. Maybe the guys I know.
• 39:59
  If he went out there, she was going to fucking murder him like
• 40:03
  he was acting. Yeah, come on, she probably did
• 40:07
  want to fucking talk, dude. Like what?
• 40:10
  Like what? It's either that or intimidate
• 40:11
  him, one or the other. She, I mean, she doesn't.
• 40:15
  She doesn't like Dan. I'm going to have to like a
• 40:20
  picture. I don't even know what she looks
• 40:22
  like, but like, I can't imagine that she looks too intimidating
• 40:26
  at all. She's a, you know, a mildly
• 40:29
  attractive. I'll be, I'll give a range.
• 40:34
  I think she's between 110 and like £150.00 at most.
• 40:39
  She's just a chick, right? Oh.
• 40:43
  She's just a nondescript. She's not a big one.
• 40:46
  She's a small woman. If anything, yeah, she's a she's
• 40:52
  a girl that wears like one of those choker things and nerdy
• 40:55
  glasses and has boobs. Yeah, she's not.
• 40:59
  She's not like she's not intimidating at all.
• 41:05
  Yeah, like, imagine if I was outside your fucking house.
• 41:07
  Then maybe you'd cry. You know what I'm saying?
• 41:12
  Yeah, there's a. Sasquatch.
• 41:14
  Outside. You know, like, yeah, like I
• 41:19
  like like I like I. Actually, Morothea said.
• 41:24
  She's a solid six, maybe. Yeah, six or seven, something
• 41:27
  like that. She's not.
• 41:29
  But but like, it's not even the attractiveness.
• 41:30
  It's the intimidation factor we're really talking about.
• 41:33
  Yeah, I. Because he's a grown man and he
• 41:36
  was crying, yeah. Semi attractive girls outside my
• 41:41
  home talk about like this is Zoomer's in a nutshell, isn't
• 41:45
  it? Oh, there's a girl.
• 41:50
  What do I do? Give me a fucking grow some
• 41:53
  nuts. Put.
• 41:56
  Down the soy pick up. A fucking.
• 41:58
  Bottle of Jack Daniels or something.
• 42:01
  Jesus fucking Christ. I my my home monitor now is I
• 42:07
  tell I tell guys to eat a steak and what do I and literally guys
• 42:13
  you some of you guys really do need to eat beef.
• 42:16
  Oh red red meat's not good for you.
• 42:18
  Maybe not an excess, but for for crying out loud, some of you
• 42:23
  guys do need iron or something in in your diet or you know.
• 42:29
  But yeah, but but like so that it don't completely let this
• 42:33
  bitch have a pass 'cause she doesn't deserve a complete pass
• 42:36
  on this, she is clout whoring. She is.
• 42:41
  Apparently he was criticizing her for doing like the reactor
• 42:44
  content bullshit, saying she's content stealing that.
• 42:48
  So her response to that was to use it as a way to try and make
• 42:53
  a viral thing happen where she gets lots of attention for
• 42:57
  clout. Yep, that's exactly what she
• 42:59
  did. If y'all think she's going to
• 43:02
  get punished for it, you're suckers.
• 43:05
  You're marks if you think YouTube is ever going to be
• 43:07
  fair. Sorry to break it to you.
• 43:10
  It's not. They don't care about
• 43:13
  independent creators except the ones that break that glass
• 43:16
  ceiling and get into the fucking club, dude.
• 43:19
  And you're not one of them. Especially if you don't have a
• 43:21
  channel. You're just a viewer.
• 43:23
  You comment, they don't fucking care about you.
• 43:26
  I can prove that they're going to shut off your ability to
• 43:29
  fucking watch YouTube if you don't fucking get rid of your ad
• 43:32
  blocker. So.
• 43:36
  They don't care. Independent creators, They don't
• 43:39
  care. It might have built their
• 43:40
  platform. They don't fucking care.
• 43:42
  They want to be. They don't want to be YouTube.
• 43:44
  They want to be corpotube. Well one one that's that's the
• 43:49
  that's the other thing too is the reason why they're not
• 43:52
  demonetizing her is because she is part of corporate tube.
• 43:56
  She does. She broke.
• 43:58
  Through that ceiling and became one of the fucking crew.
• 44:02
  I'll just. Now, she probably sucked quite a
• 44:05
  few Dicks to do it, but she got there.
• 44:10
  I mean probably. Allegedly.
• 44:13
  Allegedly. She sucked a lot of Dicks.
• 44:16
  I mean, I mean, allegedly she sucked like a lot of Dicks.
• 44:21
  Like, she allegedly sucked. So many fucking Dicks, dude.
• 44:26
  Well, well, she didn't suck my Dick.
• 44:29
  I can. I can, yeah.
• 44:31
  Not yet. Just wait one day.
• 44:35
  One day, Sam, you're just going to be sitting there and you're
• 44:37
  going to be like, what the fuck? It's going to be Sniper Wolf
• 44:40
  allegedly sucking your Dick. Yeah, yeah, because she wants
• 44:43
  that sweet, sweet rumble mother. Because let me tell you, she's
• 44:47
  going to get banned off YouTube and then she's going to come
• 44:49
  over to Rumble. So, but no, she has.
• 44:53
  Yeah, she has 30.1 million subscribers.
• 44:58
  Like, and that's just looking at Google, right?
• 45:03
  Like, like clearly, like, clearly you 2.
• 45:08
  And I bet, I bet you that number jumped up quite a bit since this
• 45:12
  all happened too. Yeah, yeah, the.
• 45:14
  People being like, who the fuck is this?
• 45:16
  What's going on? Yeah, that that's kind of my
• 45:20
  point is like is like, yeah, people might, people can
• 45:23
  complain, yeah, it's unfair standards.
• 45:25
  But like, yeah, she's she's she's making money for YouTube.
• 45:30
  She's kind of one of their golden gooses.
• 45:32
  And you're not the guy complaining about it, yeah.
• 45:36
  If anything, you're you're ad blocking, you're costing them
• 45:39
  money and they want to shut you off.
• 45:42
  Yeah, it it sucks, but it's, you know, it's.
• 45:47
  Breaks the fucking Monopoly Bros Like, stop.
• 45:50
  Like if OK, YouTube's bad. Like, even if you disagree with
• 45:53
  my take, and you probably do about Sniper Wolf.
• 45:57
  I agree. YouTube's fucked up.
• 45:58
  Bad, unfair, All that. But it's not.
• 46:01
  Going to change because you complain about it.
• 46:03
  We, we've we've talked. We have to actually stop giving
• 46:07
  them your money, which in this case, anything that's free.
• 46:12
  You're the product by the way, but what they actually after is
• 46:16
  your attention. If you continue to give YouTube
• 46:18
  your fucking attention in in terms of minutes and clicks,
• 46:23
  then why the fuck would they change anything?
• 46:26
  Yeah, no, I mean and look this is like one of the things like
• 46:30
  people, you know, like I, I, I still do have a YouTube channel
• 46:35
  like that's under my name. The reason why I don't, you know
• 46:39
  and that's not a band like we did stream like one of the
• 46:44
  debates. The reason why though, I don't
• 46:47
  really use it because I don't want to go back to you too,
• 46:53
  because the way I and I mean I know that this is kind of going
• 46:57
  to be a bad analogy but YouTube is kind of like an abusive like
• 47:02
  you know partner and you know Spotify and like rumble you.
• 47:11
  Don't want to meet the Beast, yeah.
• 47:14
  You've got no feeding of the beast and got nothing in return.
• 47:16
  That's why the abusive relationship is is sort of
• 47:20
  apartment. It's like you've done everything
• 47:22
  you were supposed to do. Like, hell yeah, barely fucking
• 47:25
  cuss and you know all of that. And you it didn't matter.
• 47:30
  It didn't matter, 'cause she he still turned around and smacked
• 47:33
  you upside the face. Yeah, and look.
• 47:36
  Are you going to go back after that?
• 47:38
  No. Why would you?
• 47:39
  Or if you do, then everybody looks at you like a battered
• 47:42
  wife. Yeah.
• 47:44
  And look and look I. Get it?
• 47:46
  Should look at you that way. And like, I get that.
• 47:50
  I get that as far as like commenting and whatnot.
• 47:53
  It's, you know, it's it's easy because, you know, YouTube is
• 47:57
  like, I get it. YouTube is more polished than
• 48:00
  Rumble, but Rumble is catching up, and it's not I just because
• 48:07
  YouTube is more. But is that worth it?
• 48:09
  If you think it's so unfair, right, 'cause we're not talking
• 48:12
  about somebody that's just arguing for YouTube.
• 48:16
  That loves it. We're talking about people that
• 48:18
  actually kind of hate it. Well, OK, is it worth it?
• 48:23
  So what, You can put your comment or what you can watch,
• 48:26
  you know, corporal videos that you like, is is it worth it?
• 48:31
  If it is, then I'm sorry, but it's hard to take you seriously
• 48:34
  about the Sniper Wolf thing, yeah?
• 48:37
  Or you. Know what I mean?
• 48:38
  Because if you really cared about the fucking injustices of
• 48:41
  YouTube, you just stop using it. I'll, I'll, I'll tell you one.
• 48:46
  It's not like there's no alternative anymore.
• 48:48
  That used to be true, but that's not true anymore.
• 48:51
  Well, like, I'll tell you, like not to, like, not to sidetrack
• 48:56
  too much, but like, as I mentioned to you privately and I
• 49:00
  I know that you actually saw some of this, but like, I
• 49:03
  interviewed my friend Eric Bishop, who is an independent
• 49:08
  author. I watched.
• 49:09
  The whole thing, by the way. It was great.
• 49:10
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:11
  If you guys haven't checked that episode out, it's on Spotify and
• 49:16
  I'm going to upload a Trimble as well.
• 49:17
  But it it's, it's terrific. And you know, it was a pretty.
• 49:21
  Talked about the struggles of independent creation and and
• 49:25
  where to go and at least in terms of authorship, but it
• 49:30
  applies to everything now and you guys kind of talked about
• 49:33
  that too. Yeah.
• 49:34
  Well, also though, like there were there, you know, it was a
• 49:39
  pretty, it was like an intense conversation.
• 49:42
  But there were a few areas where like we we did dive into things.
• 49:46
  And I kind of like there were a couple moments in my head where
• 49:50
  I was kind of like I'm glad I'm not putting this on YouTube
• 49:54
  because like there is a part where Eric and I talked at like
• 49:58
  special interest in politics. And you know, that might sound a
• 50:02
  bit conspiratorial and you know, YouTube, like my point being is.
• 50:07
  And no guest on this show, by the way, would we ever censor,
• 50:11
  right? Right.
• 50:12
  But when we're on YouTube, we would have to.
• 50:16
  Yeah, we have a norm, like a normie, but a little conspiracy
• 50:20
  fucking. That's enough for you to get
• 50:21
  banned, Yeah, and see and Eric. How about I I I don't think
• 50:26
  anybody should take the jab is enough for you to get banned.
• 50:28
  Well, you know, I, that's not my opinion, but we would absolutely
• 50:32
  let somebody have that opinion on this show, right?
• 50:35
  Or or someone like or someone like, like Eric who asked, you
• 50:40
  know, does the president really have all of all of the power,
• 50:44
  You know, that that's kind of one of the problem, even talking
• 50:48
  fiction, Because here's the other thing, Google, YouTube is
• 50:51
  run largely by AI, right? And it's pretty smart.
• 50:55
  But Even so, they might not be able to.
• 50:59
  They might not be. Able to agree on how smart it
• 51:01
  is. But I but I mean I know what you
• 51:02
  mean. Well OK yeah it's it's smart.
• 51:07
  It's smart up until you get Eric Bischoff who's talking like you
• 51:11
  know, well well my books are political thrillers and it might
• 51:15
  it might accidentally slap his his like book promos as not safe
• 51:23
  content or something like like that.
• 51:24
  And I and I and I told and I told him that because he he had
• 51:29
  he asked me after the interview like dude, why did you get
• 51:32
  banned off YouTube? And I'm like honestly I have no,
• 51:36
  I have no idea because they still, they still don't tell me.
• 51:41
  So yeah. All we can have is educated
• 51:45
  guesses. But the problem is, is that you
• 51:48
  didn't even get. This is a thing people don't
• 51:51
  understand. You didn't get three strikes.
• 51:54
  You just got booted? Yeah, no, I got.
• 51:57
  I got two and then I got booted and they didn't.
• 52:02
  They told me I violated community guidelines.
• 52:04
  Which community guideline did I violate?
• 52:08
  Didn't it say? And, and and the reason I'll
• 52:11
  always go back to you got banned for talking about your your
• 52:14
  relatives passing is because that's what you were talking
• 52:17
  about when you got banned and they.
• 52:19
  Didn't. Say they didn't say it was from
• 52:21
  an old show, you were live on the air and you got banned and
• 52:25
  so I am going to assume. Forever.
• 52:28
  Until they prove otherwise. Until they say otherwise.
• 52:31
  That that's what you got banned for.
• 52:33
  Because since they don't say otherwise, that's what you were
• 52:36
  talking about at the moment it happened.
• 52:38
  Yeah. Literally at the at the moment
• 52:39
  it happened, Yeah. So, you know, so if they're
• 52:43
  going to be. Obviously know that's not the
• 52:45
  case. It's a bit of us being kind of
• 52:47
  sarcastic, but also OK, YouTube, you don't want us to say that's
• 52:52
  what you banned him for. Then why don't you tell the man
• 52:55
  what you banned him for? Yeah, and that, and that's what
• 52:58
  I'm saying too. Like if they're if they're going
• 52:59
  to, if they're going to ban me for that, well then shit,
• 53:02
  they'll definitely ban. And you know, a nice guy like,
• 53:06
  like Eric who's just, you know, because they don't their, their,
• 53:12
  their AI isn't that smart. And that that's the other thing
• 53:15
  too, is like, they might actually think that Eric is into
• 53:18
  some dangerous conspiracy, you know?
• 53:21
  Risk. Yeah, theory.
• 53:24
  Dangerous asking questions is usually the case.
• 53:28
  That's why people don't like, yeah, ask a lot of questions.
• 53:31
  Well, I had a. Problem with that right here on
• 53:32
  this show. Not that long ago I was asking
• 53:34
  questions and all of a sudden, yeah, well, so well, so does
• 53:39
  well, so does he. By the way, you should if you go
• 53:44
  by Eric's book Ransomed Daughter available on Amazon and Barnes
• 53:51
  and Noble to also I I showed this, I showed this on Instagram
• 54:02
  but I did get an autographed copy too.
• 54:08
  This is one of the benefits to you know pre reading books and
• 54:15
  you know listen this show has also known for interviewing
• 54:21
  people who who become famous before they become famous IE Ben
• 54:27
  Shapiro and I think I mean we. So here is one of the cool
• 54:32
  things is yesterday. I guess I don't know who it is,
• 54:37
  but someone I guess, who's a fan of Eric Bishop is also a fan of
• 54:42
  Kurt Doolittle because someone made the comment on my Instagram
• 54:47
  like, oh, and I see that you interviewed Kurt Doolittle too.
• 54:51
  That's all. And it what And like the thing
• 54:54
  you have to understand is you want to think that people who
• 54:57
  are into the political throne knowledge on would be into Kurt
• 55:01
  Doolittle. But they are apparently so.
• 55:06
  That is kind of cool. Well, you know, he's an
• 55:09
  interesting guy. We've been, you know that.
• 55:13
  If people don't know how that happened it's just me schmooly
• 55:16
  have known Kurt for years right. We're always interested in his
• 55:19
  philosophy and stuff and we just asked and and he doesn't do a
• 55:24
  lot of interviews but it was us asking.
• 55:27
  It's lends a little bit of credence to it and and then
• 55:31
  he'll, he'll come back, he said. He'll come back.
• 55:33
  You know. He's working on right now, I
• 55:36
  think, what the institute not to go off on like a kissing Kurt's
• 55:40
  ass thing, but I think what they're doing is really good.
• 55:43
  Is the Institute. For those that don't know, Kurt
• 55:45
  Doolittle runs the Propertarian Institute, which is obviously
• 55:49
  the philosophy that he's sort of, I guess, founded or
• 55:54
  associated with. And the institute is now doing a
• 55:57
  lot of things that I think are really wonderful.
• 55:59
  They're providing resources for young men regarding mental
• 56:04
  health. That's not through the lens
• 56:06
  necessarily of just Medicaid young guys.
• 56:09
  They're trying to get guys, you know, skills.
• 56:13
  There's a whole list of services that they are providing men who
• 56:18
  associate themselves with the institute.
• 56:20
  And if if you're a young man looking for services on how to
• 56:24
  better yourself as a man and you don't have a lot of guidance, I
• 56:27
  really, really recommend go check out the Propertarian
• 56:31
  Institute and Kurt Doolittle. They're doing really great work
• 56:35
  out there. And we're lucky to to be friends
• 56:40
  with this guy. He's such a wealth of knowledge
• 56:43
  and I'm ever thankful that he came on the show at all, yeah.
• 56:47
  He's a great no, I I am too. And you know Eric Bishop like
• 56:53
  I've I've known him. I've known him through, I first
• 56:58
  met him on Facebook through a through like a thriller author
• 57:01
  group. And he actually like I I knew
• 57:06
  him even before he published his first book.
• 57:08
  So when he published his first book two years ago, he came on
• 57:14
  my show back when it was on, you know, YouTube still.
• 57:17
  And that's up on Spotify as well.
• 57:20
  And, you know, so like I've, I've interviewed him for every
• 57:24
  book that he's published. And you know, just hearing him
• 57:28
  talking, like moving from traditional publishing to indie
• 57:32
  publishing, you know, that was pretty interesting.
• 57:35
  And also, like he knows, he knows Jack Carr, who is probably
• 57:41
  the biggest name in political thrillers right now.
• 57:45
  That's what I found most interesting was the publishing
• 57:48
  stuff, Obviously, 'cause I I dealt with a little bit of that
• 57:52
  in dealing with the the Johnny Fox problem.
• 57:55
  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's.
• 57:57
  So funny, because Johnny Fox was like doing the the opposite of
• 58:01
  every good bit of advice. So I'm watching you interview
• 58:07
  one guy and he's retarded, and I'm watching you interview your
• 58:11
  friend who's an actual author here.
• 58:13
  And I'm like, hey, if Johnny Fox had literally done any of that,
• 58:17
  he still wouldn't be anywhere, 'cause he's an awful we we got
• 58:20
  into this earlier. He's a bad writer, so it's not
• 58:23
  like he could have done better. No.
• 58:25
  Well, well, that's, that's the other thing.
• 58:28
  That's the other thing though, too, is like but Eric.
• 58:31
  'S not a bad writer. No Eric's.
• 58:33
  Eric's. So people buy his books because
• 58:35
  they're good? Well, but also like.
• 58:37
  Nobody buys his books because they're not good.
• 58:40
  Well, but also like Johnny Fox is working off the old model
• 58:45
  publishing, which is that you have to set is, which is that
• 58:48
  you have to sell like a million books to be like successful.
• 58:52
  Whereas like most authors will only sell most indie authors.
• 58:57
  Like if you sell 20 books in a year, that's pretty good.
• 59:02
  I wanted to point that out. That's where why I even brought
• 59:05
  it up. I didn't think it was even worth
• 59:07
  talking about except for one thing.
• 59:09
  Because of the Johnny Fox thing. When he said he had a contract
• 59:12
  with Penguin Random House, right?
• 59:14
  Yeah, I called Penguin Random House.
• 59:19
  I still have the video up. You totally watch this video.
• 59:23
  I called Penguin Random House. And I say, this guy says he
• 59:26
  worked with you, but I don't believe him.
• 59:27
  I'm just kind of calling to see like, do you have this guy on?
• 59:30
  No. And they referred me to the
• 59:32
  legal department. So while I'm looking into all
• 59:35
  that, Penguin Random House actually was in a massive class
• 59:39
  action lawsuit. And so this came up and I'm, I
• 59:43
  started reading the articles about it.
• 59:44
  One of the interesting things I found about this all.
• 59:49
  Is that 90 plus percent of All authors signed Penguin Random
• 59:54
  House. This came out in the trial sell.
• 59:56
  Less than 12 copies of, yeah. All.
• 1:00:00
  Of their books combined. Yeah, that.
• 1:00:04
  Yeah. And that's one of the things
• 1:00:05
  that Eric brought up in the you know in the in the podcast and.
• 1:00:13
  Which is? Why They're basically going out
• 1:00:15
  of business like Barnes and Noble is, is taking a hit.
• 1:00:18
  All these major companies are taking massive hits.
• 1:00:21
  Some of them are going out of business because the traditional
• 1:00:24
  publishing model isn't like that.
• 1:00:27
  Like you can't like 'cause they'll print 1000 copies and if
• 1:00:30
  they sell 12? Yeah, kind.
• 1:00:32
  Of fuck print to order. Works great for the guy that
• 1:00:35
  sells 12 copies. And.
• 1:00:37
  Also like nobody, really. He also I want, I just want to
• 1:00:44
  address one other thing, Eric said.
• 1:00:46
  That was really interesting. The the benefit of the
• 1:00:48
  traditional publisher that he brought up as to why he stayed
• 1:00:51
  with it for so long makes a lot of sense because he just wanted
• 1:00:55
  to write the book. He's not an editor.
• 1:00:57
  He's not, you know, he doesn't do art, etcetera, etcetera.
• 1:01:01
  Or he can, but like, it's a lot of extra work, whatever.
• 1:01:03
  I I'm not sure if he said he could or it doesn't matter if he
• 1:01:07
  could, it was much easier for him to say I'm going to write
• 1:01:11
  this. Send it in, have somebody edit,
• 1:01:14
  make a cover, write the blurb on the back for me, and then flip.
• 1:01:18
  That's that's it. And that's why he stayed
• 1:01:20
  traditional as long as he did. Yeah, and he and he said, he
• 1:01:24
  said he still has a couple of projects that you know, he will
• 1:01:29
  shop around to to to publishers. But you know that is like the
• 1:01:34
  other thing like I I think as far as like notability, I don't
• 1:01:38
  think. I don't think like.
• 1:01:40
  I don't think like having your book get noticed like has the
• 1:01:43
  same amount of like notability as it once did like maybe 30
• 1:01:48
  years ago. Yeah sure but like you know now
• 1:01:51
  like like you know John Scalzi is like one of the biggest names
• 1:01:57
  in science fiction and he's he's self published like all his
• 1:02:01
  books, you know. So I mean Razor fist self
• 1:02:08
  published a couple of his. Well I mean but talking about
• 1:02:14
  self-publishing, nobody does more of that on a larger scale
• 1:02:18
  and and probably to more personal effort than the the
• 1:02:23
  tabletop gaming community the the RPGs.
• 1:02:28
  I know a lot of those guys that self publish, they go through
• 1:02:32
  there's one it's specific to RPGs and it and it's kind of
• 1:02:35
  good in that right. It's drive through RPG.
• 1:02:38
  I've had some problems with them in the past.
• 1:02:40
  They have censored people that I like, but overall it's it's a
• 1:02:44
  net positive for independent game creators.
• 1:02:47
  They can put their stuff right up there and sell it to the
• 1:02:49
  masses. And the benefit is, because it's
• 1:02:52
  an RPG exclusive site, the people looking on it are already
• 1:02:57
  your target audience, things like that, that have a niche and
• 1:03:01
  can create a community like that.
• 1:03:03
  Tend to be much more successful. It's actually, with what you've
• 1:03:07
  written and what he's writing, a little tougher to get, like a
• 1:03:11
  thriller or something like that, because you have to find your
• 1:03:14
  market rather than, OK, these are guys that play RPGs.
• 1:03:19
  I'm going to put my stuff in front of those guys.
• 1:03:21
  They're more likely to buy it. You actually have to find people
• 1:03:24
  that are. More likely.
• 1:03:24
  To. And you kind of got to market it
• 1:03:26
  yourself, especially independently, but even often
• 1:03:29
  Times Now with traditional publishers, This is why they're
• 1:03:32
  selling less than 12 copies per author is because they're not
• 1:03:36
  putting out all that promotion on it because they know it's
• 1:03:38
  useless in a lot of cases. See, I I guess, I guess for me,
• 1:03:42
  I didn't find it to be that hard because like a lot of, a lot of
• 1:03:48
  the skills that I've done for like promote from a promoting of
• 1:03:52
  the book. Are things that I learned when I
• 1:03:55
  was promoting this back not too much?
• 1:03:56
  That it's hard. It's that you have.
• 1:03:58
  To do it. Right.
• 1:03:59
  Right. Rather than having a built in
• 1:04:01
  audience right there, you actually have to make a few
• 1:04:05
  steps to put yourself in front of an audience that might be
• 1:04:08
  favorable to you. And that's kind of what he was
• 1:04:10
  talking about with traditional versus.
• 1:04:13
  But like, but like I'm saying, and I think basically like he
• 1:04:16
  was saying, his traditional publishing doesn't do what it
• 1:04:19
  used to do anyway for most. No.
• 1:04:23
  And in fact, it can actually, you know, it can actually hinder
• 1:04:26
  and and just. Because you're with Penguin
• 1:04:28
  Random House and this, this is what I didn't know when when
• 1:04:31
  Johnny said that I was like, that's the biggest publisher on
• 1:04:34
  Earth, so I don't believe him. Actually, it's not even all that
• 1:04:38
  far fetched. It's just so happens he would
• 1:04:40
  like that's something that could have happened to him, but he
• 1:04:43
  just happened to be lying. Right.
• 1:04:47
  They do pick up authors like him, and The thing is is.
• 1:04:51
  Just because you got the biggest publisher in the world doesn't
• 1:04:54
  mean your book, your book's going in stores.
• 1:04:57
  It's not. Yeah, it it also doesn't mean
• 1:04:59
  that your because it's going to be any good per SE either I mean
• 1:05:04
  P or even if it's. Great doesn't mean it's going to
• 1:05:08
  find an audience. Yeah, people.
• 1:05:10
  Well, people also make that assumption too that like you
• 1:05:13
  know, if you're people assume that if you're with one of the
• 1:05:17
  big publishers, it must be. Good.
• 1:05:20
  And, you know, have you read Stephen King's more recent work?
• 1:05:27
  I I have and and have you. No.
• 1:05:32
  Yeah, 'cause it's good. Yeah, yeah, The Institute is a
• 1:05:36
  good book. Mr. Mercedes is a good book. 11
• 1:05:43
  What is it? 11563, The one about the Kennedy
• 1:05:46
  assassination in time travel is a good book.
• 1:05:49
  Yeah, if you're going to say Stephen King's new books suck,
• 1:05:51
  you're you don't know what you're talking.
• 1:05:52
  About I He's a piece. Of shit.
• 1:05:56
  But no, his quality is actually. I'll put the institute up
• 1:06:01
  against his older work, actually.
• 1:06:02
  I did read. I did read some of the Dark
• 1:06:05
  Tower books and they were. He hasn't published a Dark Tower
• 1:06:09
  book since, like, 2005. They they were pretty good.
• 1:06:15
  They got they got weird towards the end.
• 1:06:18
  No, I I just the the thing that the thing that.
• 1:06:21
  You got called out. That's what happened.
• 1:06:24
  That's what that smile means. Chat is like ah.
• 1:06:28
  Shit. No, no.
• 1:06:30
  Like, my big problem is like in the institute, right?
• 1:06:33
  For example, he can't. Like the book is fucking
• 1:06:36
  fantastic, 100% worth the fucking read.
• 1:06:39
  Don't don't pay money for it though.
• 1:06:41
  Go to like a library, 'cause I I don't put money in his pocket,
• 1:06:45
  'cause he's a piece of shit, but.
• 1:06:47
  He couldn't help himself. He had to have that one jab
• 1:06:50
  directly at Trump. So in the very first chapter,
• 1:06:55
  one of the characters is hitchhiking and a librarian
• 1:06:58
  picks him up and she's like, oh, I have to get rid of and dispose
• 1:07:03
  of all these books because Donald Trump is going to burn
• 1:07:06
  all the books or something. But outside of that?
• 1:07:08
  One little line which didn't sit right with me.
• 1:07:13
  The whole rest of the fucking novels.
• 1:07:15
  Really good. Actually.
• 1:07:16
  Really good. Fantastic.
• 1:07:17
  It's about. It's about children with psychic
• 1:07:20
  powers getting kidnapped by the government and used to fuel
• 1:07:25
  political assassinations. And it's fucking phenomenal.
• 1:07:30
  It would make a fantastic film, although Hollywood won't do it
• 1:07:34
  right, because Hollywood doesn't do anything right anymore.
• 1:07:37
  But. No, although although it
• 1:07:40
  although they did it well because it scared the shit out
• 1:07:43
  of. And I fucking hate clowns.
• 1:07:46
  But by the way, even before even before rating.
• 1:07:53
  Well, you're going to be in. Trouble next week, huh?
• 1:07:56
  Oh jeez. I got some Halloween plans chat.
• 1:08:02
  Oh God, that. That's going to be I I should
• 1:08:05
  have kept my mouth shut, chat so.
• 1:08:13
  No, but yeah, no. Interviewing Eric was fun, so.
• 1:08:20
  But no. Like, you know, Stephen King's
• 1:08:22
  actually one of the few fucking rarities in the publishing
• 1:08:27
  market in that he still sells books along with him.
• 1:08:30
  Heather Graham will still sell books.
• 1:08:34
  If you have a big name, you'll still sell books.
• 1:08:37
  But if you don't. You're probably going to sell
• 1:08:41
  less than 12 unless you take the initiative yourself to promote
• 1:08:45
  yourself, and that's why a lot of them will go to independent
• 1:08:49
  publishing after a period of time because you're already
• 1:08:51
  doing a lot of the work yourself anyway.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah. This is exactly what happened in
• 1:08:58
  the music industry, by the way. Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Oh well, that. That's the other thing too, is I
• 1:09:03
  thought that you might like Eric too, because he like, he knows.
• 1:09:06
  He actually knows the guys from Shinedown and like he's not.
• 1:09:12
  He's not as into music as you are, as far as like the
• 1:09:15
  production, but he also knows his stuff, more so it seems.
• 1:09:24
  I peaked out the other day because I got to fucking spur
• 1:09:29
  out about music theory. You know how rare that is?
• 1:09:32
  You know how anybody even fucking understands the shit?
• 1:09:35
  I took one year of music theory in college.
• 1:09:39
  I don't remember much of it, but I'm sure if you if you brought
• 1:09:44
  something up to me, I'd be like, Oh yeah, I remember.
• 1:09:50
  Well, like a first year music theory isn't much theory.
• 1:09:53
  It's just like learning to read and write music.
• 1:09:56
  But then you get into the more complicated stuff and people
• 1:10:00
  don't understand. There is a method to why you
• 1:10:03
  like what you like. Put it that way, it's and it's
• 1:10:08
  completely replicable. No matter how great you think
• 1:10:11
  your favorite song is, it could easily be replicated to a degree
• 1:10:15
  that you like a song equally as much.
• 1:10:18
  Just with pure fucking theory. I don't know that hard to teach
• 1:10:23
  either. That, that one, that one which
• 1:10:28
  is. Why You should not make excuses
• 1:10:30
  for the modern music industry and the crap they put out now,
• 1:10:33
  by the way. Which I which I never, I never
• 1:10:37
  have. Right, right.
• 1:10:38
  It's fucking. Dog shit for the most part
• 1:10:41
  outside of the independent scene, but the interesting thing
• 1:10:44
  is. Publishing is going this way to
• 1:10:46
  where everybody's independent. And if if Penguin or some of
• 1:10:51
  these other publishers are smart, they're going to do with
• 1:10:53
  Sony and Interscope and all the big record labels do.
• 1:10:57
  Nobody is signed to record labels like that anymore, right?
• 1:11:02
  Unless it's like Beyoncé, right? All the artists, if they get big
• 1:11:09
  enough, they create their own subsidy record company.
• 1:11:14
  And this is a model. And you know, like it or not,
• 1:11:16
  this is a model that was developed by the Insane Clown
• 1:11:19
  Posse and their record label Psychopathic Records.
• 1:11:21
  They were the first, at least in the modern music industry.
• 1:11:25
  And and the reason they were the first is because they embraced
• 1:11:27
  the digital. Back then it was fan sites, now
• 1:11:31
  it's social media, whatever. And through that they were able
• 1:11:34
  to be their own record label. But what you'd still need to do
• 1:11:37
  is you still need to print records.
• 1:11:39
  You still need to. We don't call.
• 1:11:42
  What do the kids call them. LP's albums.
• 1:11:50
  Albums. OK, yeah, you got to print
• 1:11:51
  albums. We still call the music industry
• 1:11:54
  will forever say record. And record doesn't mean an album
• 1:11:58
  necessarily, because record can be a single as well.
• 1:12:01
  Anyway, you take your records, you got to print them and you
• 1:12:04
  got to try and get them distributed to stores.
• 1:12:07
  So what the major labels like Sony did, Sony developed
• 1:12:09
  specifically a subdivision label called Red.
• 1:12:13
  Red is not a record label. Red is a distro distribution.
• 1:12:17
  Yeah. That's the entire music industry
• 1:12:21
  from the top down. Now, none of the artists you
• 1:12:23
  hear coming out in the last, probably 10 years are actually
• 1:12:26
  signed to a record label. They're on a distro.
• 1:12:30
  They run their own label. This is wonderful for the big
• 1:12:33
  record labels because they don't have to do all that other shit
• 1:12:37
  anymore. Promote, pay for your tour, make
• 1:12:40
  merchandise. That's all on you.
• 1:12:43
  But what they are going to do is they're going to take your
• 1:12:45
  record and if you're a big name radio guy, they're going to send
• 1:12:49
  it to the Clear Channel and they'll play it on the radio
• 1:12:51
  stations and they'll put it in stores and they'll get, make
• 1:12:54
  sure it gets, you know, top billing on like iTunes and stuff
• 1:12:57
  like that. Because nobody buys records at
• 1:13:00
  stores anymore. But when I say records at
• 1:13:03
  stores, it's like Walmart, right?
• 1:13:05
  Like that's where you find records anymore.
• 1:13:10
  No. Well, and and that, and that's
• 1:13:12
  pretty much the same thing with like publishing now.
• 1:13:16
  It's like people, people like. Hollywood's next by the.
• 1:13:22
  Way like Eric, like Eric and I published through Amazon, but
• 1:13:26
  Amazon's not the publishing company.
• 1:13:28
  We each have our we each have our own imprint.
• 1:13:32
  Mine is just Whitfield books and Eric's's whatever his.
• 1:13:37
  But Amazon is the distro that we go.
• 1:13:41
  Right, Yeah. And that, and that's it's a much
• 1:13:45
  better system for both parties in some ways, but it comes with
• 1:13:50
  some downsides. But Hollywood's next man.
• 1:13:53
  But like the big you see what's happening with the big studios.
• 1:13:57
  The strike was about more than fucking AI.
• 1:13:59
  That the fact of the matter is those studios could not agree to
• 1:14:03
  the terms of we're not going to use AI.
• 1:14:04
  They can't do that. Because they'll go out of
• 1:14:06
  business. Right.
• 1:14:08
  You know why? Because somebody in China will
• 1:14:09
  use AI to make movies. They'll make them cheaper,
• 1:14:12
  right? Etcetera, etcetera.
• 1:14:14
  You know, I'm kind of someone asked me about this like would I
• 1:14:20
  ever option my book like for a movie deal and like honestly
• 1:14:26
  like I'm still writing books on it.
• 1:14:28
  I'm not even thinking of like making these into movies yet,
• 1:14:33
  however, like. If some even if like some
• 1:14:38
  college like film class was like hey we read the books and we
• 1:14:42
  think it's great we want to make into like yeah have if if some
• 1:14:48
  nerdy film you know crew wants to take it on be my guest.
• 1:14:56
  I I was actually kind of thinking someone to what you
• 1:15:00
  were saying. Like, yeah, if filmmaking.
• 1:15:03
  Goes kind of in in the indie direction.
• 1:15:06
  Well then, Oh yeah, that that'll be.
• 1:15:08
  It it already has been, That's like the whole YouTube.
• 1:15:12
  And then beyond movement, you have a lot of fantastic,
• 1:15:17
  particularly documentaries. Some of the best documentaries
• 1:15:21
  ever are coming out of just YouTube, guys.
• 1:15:26
  I mean, I I mean, I know that, I know that Nick, you know, kind
• 1:15:29
  of scoffs that porcelain is a, you know, is a.
• 1:15:34
  And yeah, I mean, his documentaries are pretty
• 1:15:37
  esoteric about Internet people, but they are.
• 1:15:40
  But they are really fucking good.
• 1:15:43
  There's no I've been entertained by them for sure.
• 1:15:51
  Yeah, and there's a generation of, like, film makers and
• 1:15:57
  creators who could do this kind of shit.
• 1:15:59
  All they need is a budget. Well, at some point.
• 1:16:03
  Those big budget Hollywood flicks, you know, they're not
• 1:16:06
  pulling in the dollars they used to pull in.
• 1:16:08
  They can spin it however they want, they can cope, but it's
• 1:16:11
  not happening. No.
• 1:16:13
  And in part in part of that the everyone blames streaming.
• 1:16:17
  And I mean that might be partially true, but also like
• 1:16:23
  the price of, I don't know, how often do you take your kid to
• 1:16:27
  the movies? But it's not.
• 1:16:28
  I don't. I don't think I've ever taken
• 1:16:30
  him to a movie, actually. Why?
• 1:16:34
  Would I? It's like they're it's like
• 1:16:36
  you're saying, do you know how expensive a day out with the
• 1:16:38
  family at a theater is? Shit.
• 1:16:42
  It's like the last time my mom and I went into the theater was
• 1:16:46
  to see the last James Bond, which was worth it but still was
• 1:16:49
  like it was $40. Yeah, that's just two of you,
• 1:16:53
  right? So I got me, my wife, the kid.
• 1:16:55
  Popcorn. Fucking popcorn's like $15.
• 1:16:59
  Like, jeez, Nah. Well, like we.
• 1:17:02
  Got a big screen TV? None of his.
• 1:17:05
  Friends go to By the way, none of none of his friends go to
• 1:17:08
  movies either. That, well, that's what I'm
• 1:17:10
  saying is like, is like, I watched like I have.
• 1:17:17
  I've like with all the stream platforms now like I'm I'm more
• 1:17:22
  content to like just watch movies here at home, like on my
• 1:17:27
  own couch. And then pause.
• 1:17:29
  And then pause to like use the restroom if I need to, you know?
• 1:17:35
  And I've got like a decent sound bar, so last.
• 1:17:38
  Movie I saw in a theater was the first Thor movie.
• 1:17:45
  Wow, yeah, yeah, you really haven't.
• 1:17:49
  You really haven't missed much. Nope, I know I haven't.
• 1:17:54
  I don't like. I'm not a movie guy anyway, at
• 1:17:57
  least not modern film. It's.
• 1:17:59
  I I know. Well, like for me, honestly like
• 1:18:03
  and people are going to laugh. But honestly like I have very
• 1:18:07
  sensitive hearing. So for me, like the the speakers
• 1:18:10
  are like, they're A, they're shit, but B they're they're
• 1:18:14
  they're fucking loud like. I usually like any theater you
• 1:18:17
  go to. They're like blown out speakers
• 1:18:21
  at these. Points in time.
• 1:18:22
  They're not like like you could tell they've been running the
• 1:18:25
  same loud ass speakers way too loud for 10 years and they have
• 1:18:29
  a little bit of wobble in the in the treble.
• 1:18:32
  As a as a as a guy that's like, see, I like shit loud.
• 1:18:37
  I've spent most of my life at concerts, right?
• 1:18:39
  I stand right next to the fucking thing while a metal
• 1:18:42
  band's playing right next to the speaker.
• 1:18:44
  But. But.
• 1:18:46
  I've also got sensitive ears in the sense that, like when you
• 1:18:49
  have that treble wobble on a broken speaker, makes me
• 1:18:53
  murderous, Murderously angry, no?
• 1:18:58
  Yeah, no, yeah, no, same thing. It literally hurts my, you know,
• 1:19:03
  So I'm like, I'm like, man, fuck this, like, you know, I I like,
• 1:19:08
  I like loud, you know, movies too.
• 1:19:10
  But it's like I'm going. It's like I'd rather watch this
• 1:19:13
  with like a higher quality sound bar at home and you know.
• 1:19:16
  Not go to. Fucking the store and get for $3
• 1:19:20
  a fucking whole big ass box of popcorn.
• 1:19:24
  You know what I mean? Like or $15 for a little tiny
• 1:19:26
  thing of popcorn. Yeah.
• 1:19:29
  Fucking stupid. We could make a good fucking
• 1:19:31
  decent meal and sit down. It's not that I haven't watched
• 1:19:34
  movies with my kid, it's just never even been a he might have
• 1:19:38
  gone to a theater, but I don't think I've ever.
• 1:19:40
  I think his grandmother has taken him.
• 1:19:42
  Yeah. And he really didn't like it,
• 1:19:44
  'cause he 'cause he's not. Yeah, no, that, that's, that's
• 1:19:47
  The thing is like, you know, like my, like my, you know, my
• 1:19:52
  younger siblings, like they've gone to a theater, but.
• 1:19:55
  They still for two hours and movies keep getting longer.
• 1:20:00
  Average. Film average film used to be 72
• 1:20:03
  minutes. That used to be the average
• 1:20:04
  runtime right up until the late 90s.
• 1:20:07
  Now the average runtime is between 90 and 100 minutes,
• 1:20:12
  right? And and that's average.
• 1:20:15
  Because like, look, some of those last Marvel films were all
• 1:20:19
  right, but God damn, they were 3-4 hours without, without.
• 1:20:22
  And not just that, but without intermissions too.
• 1:20:25
  There was a point where like, we're in the like back in the
• 1:20:29
  70s, like, they made long movies, but they had
• 1:20:32
  intermissions too, which was really smart, but like back in
• 1:20:37
  the day. But like, yeah, like.
• 1:20:39
  Yeah, but. But what happened is these
• 1:20:41
  fucking theaters figured out that the intermission if they
• 1:20:44
  cut out all the intermissions, they can show the movie two more
• 1:20:47
  times and sell more tickets. Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  It's so rather than have a convenient moment for everybody
• 1:20:54
  to go refresh, step outside, smoke a cigarette, or go to the
• 1:20:59
  bathroom, whatever, right, They realize that they could just
• 1:21:02
  sell two more screenings of the fucking thing.
• 1:21:05
  So that's why it's the way it is.
• 1:21:07
  Yeah, and it sucks. Yeah, it definitely sucks you.
• 1:21:10
  Oh, I got a piss, but something's about to happen.
• 1:21:14
  What should I do? The answer is go take a piss.
• 1:21:16
  There's nothing on that. There's nothing that's been on
• 1:21:19
  any of them screens in like 15 years that you can't miss.
• 1:21:23
  No and and everything and everything gets spoiled on the
• 1:21:26
  Internet in a way, so. Oh yeah, Like, it's amazing when
• 1:21:32
  I say like the shit I haven't watched.
• 1:21:36
  How people's heads explode. I have never seen one episode of
• 1:21:39
  Breaking Bad. I've never watched one episode
• 1:21:43
  of The Walking Dead. I've never seen any of the non
• 1:21:46
  George Lucas Star Wars films. I've I've seen Breaking Bad.
• 1:21:52
  Never. I've never seen Walking Dead
• 1:21:54
  because. I've not watched one episode of
• 1:21:56
  Game of Thrones. You're not not an episode of any
• 1:22:01
  of of and then a bunch of other shit that Y'all thought was so
• 1:22:04
  important that I just skipped. Again, you're you're not.
• 1:22:10
  You're not missing it. You're not missing anything.
• 1:22:12
  No, I know that. Because then I see all the
• 1:22:14
  people who do watch it mad that it wasn't up to what they wanted
• 1:22:18
  it to be. And I'm like, good thing I
• 1:22:20
  didn't waste my fucking time. I'd rather play a bad video game
• 1:22:25
  than watch what passes for a good movie.
• 1:22:27
  I know, and I know that I know that Morpheus likes as and I
• 1:22:32
  like as too. But, but still fucking pronouns.
• 1:22:36
  That that that that that that whole razzy one of the cringiest
• 1:22:44
  things like and that and that's what the like the majority of
• 1:22:47
  these of these like movie. You know, like like.
• 1:22:53
  Oh God, There's one little thing that I'm hyper focused on.
• 1:22:57
  I hate the fucking film. I was like, oh, look, Starfield
• 1:23:00
  is fine. It's not a great game.
• 1:23:02
  It's not the worst. It's it's a star.
• 1:23:05
  It's, I'm sorry, Fallout 4 in space.
• 1:23:07
  That's all it is. Well, like, and that's fun.
• 1:23:09
  I've had fun with it, OK. I didn't even notice the fucking
• 1:23:14
  pronoun thing. Didn't even see it.
• 1:23:16
  Yeah, completely. And and aside from that, I
• 1:23:19
  haven't found much to fucking complain about.
• 1:23:24
  Sometimes it's it's OK, you know, to not have a mental
• 1:23:28
  breakdown about fucking pronouns, OK?
• 1:23:32
  I liked as before any of you knew I was going to say the F
• 1:23:35
  slur. So I apologize for thinking it,
• 1:23:38
  but I've been watching as before.
• 1:23:40
  Any of y'all did You know why? Because what did he do before he
• 1:23:43
  was a commentary on all this fucking comics and all that
• 1:23:47
  shit. Do you know, Do you know what
• 1:23:49
  his channel was? He did like he did World of
• 1:23:52
  Warcraft shit, right? Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  So I was watching him then and he hasn't changed at all.
• 1:24:00
  He used to flip out about stupid shit back then.
• 1:24:03
  That that's that's his gimmick. And I guess that that's what it
• 1:24:06
  is and. And he does a good job of it.
• 1:24:08
  It's just it's also very like not masculine at all.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah, I know. I I well, it's like, you know.
• 1:24:18
  I've developed, you know, he's developed a taste that he
• 1:24:20
  doesn't like the pronouns in his video game.
• 1:24:23
  What I've developed is a visceral dislike of men who
• 1:24:28
  aren't at all masculine parading around like I should give a fuck
• 1:24:32
  what they think. Well, it it's not just it's not
• 1:24:36
  just that. Like we always make fun of the
• 1:24:38
  SJWS you know that are cringing and whatnot but there is a
• 1:24:44
  contingent of like anti SJWS now online that are just as cringy
• 1:24:51
  they and. And and but he's not one of
• 1:24:53
  them. He's appealing to them.
• 1:24:55
  No, I mean. Cause 'cause it is very much a
• 1:24:58
  show thing with as that was like that what he wasn't just
• 1:25:02
  flipping out like a fucking child.
• 1:25:04
  It's just it's just very childish to me.
• 1:25:07
  Yeah, I know. And I'm not saying he, I'm not
• 1:25:09
  saying he's at. I'm not saying he's bad or
• 1:25:11
  anything like I'm I'm just saying.
• 1:25:12
  No, no, I just wanted to point out like it.
• 1:25:14
  You're right, it's just. Most of the the people we're
• 1:25:18
  seeing that are creating the media aren't those people,
• 1:25:22
  They're just appealing to them, right, Right.
• 1:25:25
  And what what I'm saying is like, like even the other day
• 1:25:29
  like I I was watching like some YouTube and they were talking
• 1:25:33
  like all the SJWS and like in the publishing industry again
• 1:25:37
  going back to books and I'm like, it's just like you with,
• 1:25:40
  it's just like you with video games.
• 1:25:42
  I'm like, who cares about the big publishers or, you know, I'm
• 1:25:47
  like, it's it's just like you were saying.
• 1:25:48
  There are a ton of awesome, like indie game developers.
• 1:25:52
  Indie gaming is indie gaming. Is the only thing.
• 1:25:55
  I haven't found a replacement for IS film.
• 1:26:00
  OK, so I I do mostly indie video games.
• 1:26:03
  I do mostly indie music. You you've seen my if you're on
• 1:26:06
  my Discord server, my taste in music's all over there.
• 1:26:09
  A lot of it's. Very obscure, but most of them
• 1:26:13
  are artists that I've either met or whatever.
• 1:26:16
  There is nothing like that for film yet.
• 1:26:18
  But that's why I'm saying Hollywood is next.
• 1:26:20
  Yeah, it's it's it's inevitable. Yeah, and and so that's why I
• 1:26:26
  don't care. I don't care.
• 1:26:27
  Run Star Wars into the fucking ground.
• 1:26:29
  First of all, it doesn't change the original films for me.
• 1:26:32
  I could go watch them. They're pretty good, yeah.
• 1:26:35
  I've and him they're. Pretty fucking good.
• 1:26:37
  I've watched. I've watched them millions of
• 1:26:40
  times. The idea I hear a lot of this.
• 1:26:43
  Even my wife will say this now. They're ruining my childhood.
• 1:26:47
  No, they're not. Your childhood's still there,
• 1:26:49
  man. You don't have to watch the new
• 1:26:51
  one. You don't need the new Snow
• 1:26:52
  White. You don't need like you.
• 1:26:55
  You could just not. You're ruining it for yourself
• 1:26:59
  by thinking that the original is being replaced.
• 1:27:02
  Don't let them replace it. Tell them the new one is shit.
• 1:27:06
  We like the original, yeah. If they don't want to give it to
• 1:27:10
  you, make sure you got a physical copy of it because they
• 1:27:13
  might just get rid of it. Yeah, that's why.
• 1:27:16
  That's why I have all my James Bond movies and hard copy so.
• 1:27:21
  But like, in terms of gaming, it's like, hey, if there's a AAA
• 1:27:25
  game that's all right, I'll play it.
• 1:27:27
  Starfield was one of those. Actually, right now, I just
• 1:27:30
  picked up. It went on Game Pass.
• 1:27:32
  It's it's about a year old. I'm a big I don't like anime.
• 1:27:37
  You know that I freaking hate anime, but I can't help but love
• 1:27:41
  the Yakuza games. Which are extremely jealous.
• 1:27:44
  But are not anime at all. They're kind of like old
• 1:27:48
  Japanese film which I do like I was a yeah, so do I.
• 1:27:53
  Guy Ghost of Shashima. My is the fact it's a
• 1:27:56
  PlayStation exclusive is. Never heard of it.
• 1:28:01
  Is is really good? Yeah, I know I've.
• 1:28:05
  Never heard of a game that doesn't exist on PC?
• 1:28:09
  So I saw that you were poured, that you were torturing poor
• 1:28:16
  Dashiwell again. Look, I told him that.
• 1:28:21
  I said I make the same joke. See.
• 1:28:23
  OK for the audience didn't say that.
• 1:28:25
  He posted a thing on Twitter and it's abroad and she throws a
• 1:28:29
  PlayStation Five off a roof. And I was like, that's not the
• 1:28:33
  appropriate way to dispose of trash.
• 1:28:36
  I told him I would have said it if it was an Xbox, APCA, like,
• 1:28:41
  whatever, because I just like to rile people up.
• 1:28:44
  Yeah, no, I I do. I I I rile them up too.
• 1:28:49
  So yeah, although I will. Say this, you know, since we're
• 1:28:54
  bringing them up, Bannon, I'm sorry.
• 1:28:57
  Blocking Schmooly was pretty pretty.
• 1:29:01
  It's pretty lame on his part. Oh oh dude.
• 1:29:05
  Well, the. Because schmooly said the
• 1:29:08
  schmooly's like, why do you post all these fucking simp pictures?
• 1:29:11
  And actually Schmooly's fine with it, because now he doesn't
• 1:29:14
  have to see him. I was kind of hoping like, like
• 1:29:16
  I'm I'm kind of half hoping he blocks me because like almost
• 1:29:20
  all of, like, the thirst pictures that come up on my
• 1:29:23
  Twitter feed come from his account.
• 1:29:25
  So I wouldn't be mad if he blocked me because I just please
• 1:29:29
  your boy. I try to be nice.
• 1:29:31
  Yeah, I know. Well, well.
• 1:29:33
  He's a nice enough guy. I just don't like seeing his
• 1:29:36
  half naked. Fucking thoughts, you know?
• 1:29:38
  Yeah, well, yeah, well, thoughts and thoughts.
• 1:29:41
  So double entendre. No more.
• 1:29:45
  Yeah, no more theus. And I give him shit specifically
• 1:29:49
  for that, for that reason. Yeah, that's not called giving
• 1:29:53
  him shit. That's called fucking.
• 1:29:55
  You're all jumping in on the horny train.
• 1:29:57
  Give me a break. I see what y'all say.
• 1:30:01
  You. Can't fucking sit here and lie
• 1:30:03
  to me. Oh yeah, we just give him a shit
• 1:30:05
  about it. Nah, Nah.
• 1:30:06
  You're like, oh God, yeah, I like that.
• 1:30:09
  I'd like her to sit on my face. I see it.
• 1:30:11
  Give me a fucking break. Stab blast shit on me.
• 1:30:18
  You're like horny Gel. But also, yeah, me too.
• 1:30:21
  I totally agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's,
• 1:30:25
  that's, that's us in a that's us in a nutshell pretty much no,
• 1:30:32
  but. I finally got my wife to
• 1:30:34
  understand that it has nothing to do with me 'cause yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:39
  motherfuckers. I'm sitting here on my computer
• 1:30:41
  scrolling Twitter, my wife sitting right next to me, and
• 1:30:44
  it's your hip naked fucking Broads for a while.
• 1:30:46
  My wife is like, who the fuck are you following on Twitter?
• 1:30:50
  And I was like, ah, Sam's friend is kind of a perv.
• 1:30:56
  And she's like, yeah, but he's agreeing.
• 1:30:58
  And I'm like, yeah, well, Sam's kind of a perv.
• 1:31:00
  I don't know what to tell you. You know.
• 1:31:05
  She's like, not. Sam.
• 1:31:07
  Well, yeah. Well, you see, that's the best
• 1:31:15
  part. Is that, like, her illusion of
• 1:31:17
  who Sam was was shattered in a moment.
• 1:31:19
  She was like, wait a minute, he's a perv.
• 1:31:26
  I'm not as bad as Lucy Kay. I will say that but.
• 1:31:32
  Now wasn't he? The one of them was like jacking
• 1:31:35
  off in front of our Broads and they tried to cancel them.
• 1:31:38
  Yeah, and. Honestly, if you go.
• 1:31:40
  Up to his apartment for drinks. There's a little bit of consent
• 1:31:46
  involved, is all I'm saying. A little bit, yeah.
• 1:31:49
  No, I I bring him up because I got shit for.
• 1:31:53
  I got shit for defending him like and I didn't really defend
• 1:31:57
  him. I I was just like really are are
• 1:31:59
  we gonna. Because people making the
• 1:32:01
  comparison between him and a Harvey Weinstein.
• 1:32:04
  Because it was the and it was like, OK, can we not like make
• 1:32:10
  every instance like equivalent to Harvey Weinstein?
• 1:32:14
  There are there are levels to this shit.
• 1:32:17
  So. I don't even think there's a
• 1:32:20
  level of it. I think that was just nobody
• 1:32:22
  else's fucking business, to be honest with you.
• 1:32:25
  I think he has some Broads chasing clout.
• 1:32:28
  Well yeah well yeah there's that because he's because he's you
• 1:32:32
  know like or not he is probably the most successful.
• 1:32:38
  Also, it's funny you mentioned, it's funny you mentioned the
• 1:32:42
  whole anything because as far as like Connie goes, he's one of
• 1:32:46
  the ones who like made in the like stand up a whole thing
• 1:32:51
  because after he got cancelled he basically like put all his
• 1:32:56
  old specials up on his website and he's made a killing so.
• 1:33:01
  Yeah, yeah, I we should point out there's a whole indie comedy
• 1:33:06
  scene that's derived like Jim Norton does a lot of cool shit.
• 1:33:10
  Nick Dipaolo. Yeah, you know, Oh my God, I I I
• 1:33:15
  love Nick Dipaolo. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:17
  Nick, I've been following both of those motherfuckers since
• 1:33:20
  they were on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn back in the day.
• 1:33:24
  Oh yeah. Oh, you're a fellow tough crowd
• 1:33:27
  fan. I I mean, I've seen all this
• 1:33:29
  stuff on YouTube, but. Yeah, I used to watch it, and
• 1:33:34
  everybody else was watching The Daily Show, but they'd have that
• 1:33:37
  on afterwards. If you were even mildly
• 1:33:39
  conservative or libertarian, it was much more up your alley.
• 1:33:42
  Yeah, I mean, I I don't, I love Nick Depaulo.
• 1:33:47
  I I don't like the fact that he's partnered with Crowder
• 1:33:51
  because I'm not going to subscribe to Mud Club.
• 1:33:53
  But, you know, good for him. I I I guess so.
• 1:34:00
  I would have, said Crowder. But I don't consider him comedy.
• 1:34:02
  I consider him politics. Yeah.
• 1:34:05
  He's not. I mean, if he.
• 1:34:09
  I'm not like it's fashionable. Take Crowder.
• 1:34:12
  I don't really. I'm apathetic.
• 1:34:16
  I don't care. I don't.
• 1:34:17
  I don't watch it. I don't find him particularly
• 1:34:20
  funny but sometimes he's makes good points.
• 1:34:25
  The change my mind thing was a good idea.
• 1:34:30
  But yeah, I'm it doesn't belong to him anymore, if that makes
• 1:34:34
  sense. Yeah, I'm.
• 1:34:36
  I'm kind of apathetic on him. Two in fact.
• 1:34:40
  Like it's weird because. He's good for Rumble though, so
• 1:34:44
  he's great, yeah. As as far as far as that, well
• 1:34:49
  see like you mentioned that you're contrary and like you
• 1:34:53
  know in a lot of ways like I feel like Steven Crowder being
• 1:34:57
  hated on is kind of like the thing now, so like.
• 1:35:01
  Yeah, me being apathetic is kind of like me being a contrarian.
• 1:35:07
  No, because contrarian would be like, we love him, but we're
• 1:35:12
  we're not like, that's what I feel like.
• 1:35:14
  Contrarian would be like, oh, let's defend the fuck out of
• 1:35:17
  them ironically. No, Like, I don't know that shit
• 1:35:22
  with his wife. It's like, I don't like, I don't
• 1:35:24
  care to get in the middle of somebody's bitter divorce,
• 1:35:29
  right? Like that which that was a that
• 1:35:34
  was like Merch's entire thing for a for a while though.
• 1:35:39
  Probably and. I know, I know.
• 1:35:41
  Merch got into it with fucking Adam Krigler today.
• 1:35:46
  Because Krigler doesn't know who the fuck he is.
• 1:35:50
  No merch got, I guess. He calls him.
• 1:35:52
  Marsh, because he's like because because he knows Royce and he
• 1:35:59
  likes Royce and he went on ROTC. But then somebody asked him
• 1:36:04
  about merch and he's like, oh oh, who's that?
• 1:36:07
  And now he calls him Marsh, 'cause he just doesn't remember,
• 1:36:10
  'cause he remembers having an interview with Royce and all the
• 1:36:13
  merch. I guess you know all five of the
• 1:36:15
  merch fans are really upset about this.
• 1:36:18
  Well, merch got cancelled by I I'm not making this.
• 1:36:22
  Merch got cancelled by the the group of like Kat Mercy.
• 1:36:31
  I canceled my cat too. But any group out there that
• 1:36:34
  doesn't hate merch at this point?
• 1:36:38
  I guess Steel. Toe steel.
• 1:36:41
  Yeah. Which, which I didn't.
• 1:36:43
  Would you? I didn't even know that still.
• 1:36:45
  I didn't even know what still. Only reason I know what Steel
• 1:36:48
  Toe is is because Pod Awful did an episode same same and I still
• 1:36:54
  don't really, but I know I don't like it.
• 1:36:58
  You know what I. Mean I know it's really bad.
• 1:37:01
  This motherfucker's out there with a for the for the audience
• 1:37:04
  that that isn't aware. This motherfucker, he does what
• 1:37:06
  he calls a morning show, 'cause he used to be on the real radio.
• 1:37:09
  He's a failed radio guy. I'm a failed radio guy.
• 1:37:12
  But we're not pretending to do hey, it's it's Sammy and the Max
• 1:37:16
  on one O 4.2 and then you play like a toilet flushing sound and
• 1:37:22
  like we're not that OK. That kind of radio's long since
• 1:37:28
  dead, but that's what he is. That's what he does.
• 1:37:31
  And then every like 10 minutes, he pulls A literal beggar's dish
• 1:37:36
  out and starts demanding that if you don't pay him, they're not
• 1:37:41
  going to do an extra hour of show.
• 1:37:43
  And Jesse, Plot awful, rightly pointed out he should do the
• 1:37:47
  experiment in the other way around and say as soon as we hit
• 1:37:50
  the goal, the show's over. We should do that sometimes,
• 1:37:54
  man. No, we should.
• 1:37:57
  We should. Put up $100 goal and say if if
• 1:38:01
  you hit the goal we will immediately stop the show.
• 1:38:06
  That would that would actually be a good idea, yeah.
• 1:38:11
  Yeah, yeah. I I, I see.
• 1:38:14
  No. Look, if people are willing to
• 1:38:15
  pay $100 to shut us up, then the the chat wins, right?
• 1:38:20
  Trying to explain E begging to Eric too, by the way, was was
• 1:38:28
  hilarious because he like, he was kind of like, OK, well, like
• 1:38:35
  why? Because I was explaining to him
• 1:38:38
  like, yeah, I've been selling the book on my show and he's
• 1:38:40
  like, yeah, yeah, that that that's like and I'm like, yeah.
• 1:38:43
  But a lot of people like, they just ask for donors and they
• 1:38:47
  make like and he's like and people make money.
• 1:38:51
  What that I'm like, Oh yeah, there are some people who make
• 1:38:55
  like 10s of that. And it's like it actually is
• 1:38:59
  kind of stupid once you think, once you think.
• 1:39:02
  About like whales though, that that's The thing is most of the
• 1:39:05
  people getting those kind of donors, if they don't like it's
• 1:39:08
  one thing. If you have 200,000 live viewers
• 1:39:11
  on Twitch, right then you can make money off the small though.
• 1:39:16
  But like, realistically, these people with like 102 hundred,
• 1:39:19
  maybe 300 live viewers at most, it's it's like 2-3, maybe four
• 1:39:25
  people donating all the money. You'll see the same people
• 1:39:29
  donate again and again, large amounts of money.
• 1:39:32
  This is, I mean, that's all Cog is.
• 1:39:34
  That's his entire show. There's like 3 donors, yeah.
• 1:39:41
  Is what it is. If you find your whales, you
• 1:39:43
  find your whales. We ain't.
• 1:39:44
  We only. We were.
• 1:39:47
  We've we've always been, say, at least since I came in I was
• 1:39:50
  like, well, I just the only thing is I don't want to shill
• 1:39:54
  right. We could sell Merck.
• 1:39:56
  You could even have AI mean there's a fucking link.
• 1:39:58
  If y'all want to fucking super chat, you can.
• 1:40:00
  We don't fucking beg you to. I.
• 1:40:03
  Expect your intelligence I I mean I here's the other thing
• 1:40:08
  too is like. Oh God, I wasn't supposed to say
• 1:40:10
  no, we don't respect your intelligence.
• 1:40:12
  Sorry, I broke character there. We hate you.
• 1:40:15
  You're all awful. Yeah.
• 1:40:18
  Yeah. No, I mean, I the the notion
• 1:40:22
  that you're that if you don't have a lot of donors, you're not
• 1:40:24
  a good show is retarded. Because I know some I've seen
• 1:40:34
  some pretty, like, terrible. Friend of the show fucking Craig
• 1:40:39
  and and his boy Evan and I forget their other friend's
• 1:40:42
  name, do the fake untitled podcast on Odyssey.
• 1:40:45
  They don't even get donors at all and they only have like 5
• 1:40:48
  people watching. I would say if you if you
• 1:40:50
  haven't checked that out, I have mentioned it on the show before.
• 1:40:53
  That's one of the best podcasts on the Internet.
• 1:40:56
  If you're into politics and you're into what's going on
• 1:40:59
  those these are. I mean Craig is his literal PhD.
• 1:41:03
  Evan's got a interesting background himself.
• 1:41:06
  They're all it's it's very interesting high level
• 1:41:08
  discussions and yeah, they don't have any donors.
• 1:41:12
  Yeah. Because much like us, this is a
• 1:41:15
  hobby. This isn't like we're not trying
• 1:41:17
  to make this a job. And like, if that happens, it's
• 1:41:20
  fine. But when you try and make it a
• 1:41:22
  job, you become a fucking grifter, essentially because you
• 1:41:25
  have to. And that's why I mentioned that
• 1:41:27
  steel toe guy. He literally says, Oh well, if
• 1:41:29
  we don't make the goals, I'm going to go on welfare.
• 1:41:32
  Well, at some point, motherfucker.
• 1:41:34
  At some point when you're holding a beggar's collector's
• 1:41:37
  dish out and saying please give anything you can, there is more
• 1:41:43
  God damn dignity in taking welfare than that.
• 1:41:47
  You would have more. No taking welfare than what he's
• 1:41:52
  doing. Yeah, no, no, that actually
• 1:41:54
  isn't actually like, legit point.
• 1:41:57
  Is yeah, like and I think I think that was one of like in
• 1:42:03
  whatever. Form it might take, right?
• 1:42:06
  Government assistance of any kind beats the beggar's dish.
• 1:42:11
  Sorry, not sorry. Like, because other people will
• 1:42:15
  respect you more on welfare than on the Internet with your
• 1:42:19
  beggar's dish. Yeah, and that.
• 1:42:21
  And that was kind. That was kind of Porcelain's
• 1:42:23
  point with the Merch docu documentary, you know, in A In a
• 1:42:31
  Nutshell, basically. And the only reason he has to do
• 1:42:36
  that is this guy. No, no radio station wants him.
• 1:42:43
  Well, yeah, not. A.
• 1:42:45
  Problem I share. I've turned down deals over the
• 1:42:48
  years. Yeah well I mean you know I I
• 1:42:55
  got you know I got told I was too young to do radio pretty
• 1:43:01
  much. Well, the.
• 1:43:02
  The thing is, is that they're really desperate nowadays.
• 1:43:06
  There's not a lot of people going into communications that
• 1:43:10
  end up filtering through into like radio DJ status.
• 1:43:15
  So that's why this guy would have got a shot to begin with.
• 1:43:19
  And even in a place where they're desperate for anybody
• 1:43:22
  who, like, knows how to do the job, they don't want him, that
• 1:43:26
  tells you everything you need to know, yeah?
• 1:43:32
  If you know, 101.3, The fucking The Rock doesn't want him for
• 1:43:38
  their morning show, even though they can't find anybody at this
• 1:43:42
  point, they'd probably hire an AI instead of him.
• 1:43:46
  I just, I just kind of feel like podcasting has taken over.
• 1:43:51
  Like why are people trying to do.
• 1:43:53
  I mean, I get it because I I like, I like, you know, radio's
• 1:43:58
  still in some ways myself, but like.
• 1:44:00
  The boomers. It's the boomers, man.
• 1:44:02
  It's the same reason we still have over the air broadcasts of
• 1:44:05
  television. Oh yes, that.
• 1:44:08
  Oh yes, that's right, my parents generation.
• 1:44:12
  Boomers and older don't want to switch, and it's like when they
• 1:44:15
  switched to digital antenna television, it actually left a
• 1:44:20
  large segment of Boomers behind that absolutely refused to get a
• 1:44:23
  new TV or whatever. So their T VS just stopped
• 1:44:27
  working at some point, yeah. Yeah, like, like we're not
• 1:44:32
  getting rid of like the morning radio Zoo.
• 1:44:36
  And it's not even just the radio.
• 1:44:37
  You got to understand. It's that particular formula of
• 1:44:40
  the morning Zoo. They're all Opie and Anthony or
• 1:44:43
  Howard Stern rip offs. All of them, but worse.
• 1:44:47
  With more drops, like toilet flush, we're going to flush the
• 1:44:53
  toilet now a fart. Effect and And here's an
• 1:44:58
  orangutan or like. Good.
• 1:45:03
  It's Sammy and the Max on one O 1.1 toilet flush fart.
• 1:45:13
  Yeah, yeah, I know who. That.
• 1:45:16
  Who's looking for that? You know, like nobody's looking
• 1:45:22
  for that, that's. What he's.
• 1:45:23
  Trying to do That's literally his bit.
• 1:45:27
  That's Mersch's bit too, really, if you think about it, yeah.
• 1:45:31
  Failed radio Guys that don't see I'm a failed radio guy or I
• 1:45:35
  quit. I guess it's not the same thing.
• 1:45:36
  But like failed radio, guys that don't realize that the world has
• 1:45:40
  moved on from the morning zoo are the worst.
• 1:45:46
  Hey, we're going to prank call the local supermarket guys and
• 1:45:53
  they're and they and they call on the supermarket.
• 1:45:55
  It's like, hello, is your refrigerator running?
• 1:45:59
  Like, come on like who gives a? About morning zoo shows in 2023
• 1:46:05
  got bigger fucking problems. I I.
• 1:46:10
  There's our April Fool Show. I didn't, Max.
• 1:46:15
  I didn't. I didn't even know that there
• 1:46:17
  were. I didn't even know that there
• 1:46:19
  were more zoo shows still around.
• 1:46:22
  It's all there is. All of them are.
• 1:46:25
  They're all that. If you if you listen to any butt
• 1:46:29
  rock station, you know what butt rock means, right?
• 1:46:32
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:46:34
  On this station we played nothing but rock butt, rock,
• 1:46:38
  Those stations. Every single one of them for
• 1:46:41
  some fucking mystical freezing. Clear Channel thinks that yeah,
• 1:46:45
  guys just love morning zoo shows.
• 1:46:47
  Let's get the stupidest look. This guy's fat and that guy has
• 1:46:50
  a funny voice. Put him on the air.
• 1:46:54
  Give him. Give him all the toilet sound
• 1:46:56
  effects. Well that that makes.
• 1:47:05
  That makes me feel like way better about be like.
• 1:47:08
  I already felt great about this show, but like, that makes me
• 1:47:10
  feel way better. Like if if they're hiring the
• 1:47:13
  bottom of the barrel now from morning radio, then shit, we're
• 1:47:17
  like we're we're doing fantastic.
• 1:47:21
  They have. There's a problem that they
• 1:47:23
  have, and part of that problem is they do have nationally
• 1:47:27
  syndicated radio hosts that play across a lot of Clear Channel
• 1:47:31
  stations. But they have like all the
• 1:47:34
  different genre stations and also they'll tend to want to
• 1:47:38
  have somebody locally at least to read the local news.
• 1:47:42
  And and do weather and things like that.
• 1:47:45
  And often times it's just easier to be like, OK, you got a show
• 1:47:49
  and then they do the morning zoo shit or the afternoon, I guess.
• 1:47:53
  But it's the same fucking principle that makes sense.
• 1:47:59
  They all want to be Opie and Anthony.
• 1:48:01
  None of them are as good as Opie and Anthony, and Opie and
• 1:48:04
  Anthony wasn't as good as you think they were.
• 1:48:10
  That will be. That's the edgy opinion that
• 1:48:12
  people will be mad about. But it's true.
• 1:48:14
  Opie and Anthony were not as good as you think they were, no.
• 1:48:18
  Go back now and you and you re listen not just to the famous
• 1:48:22
  bits. That's the mistake, people.
• 1:48:23
  Oh, Howard Stern was great. Do you remember fart, man?
• 1:48:27
  Yeah. But do you remember all the
• 1:48:28
  other fucking shows that he does that were uninteresting?
• 1:48:32
  I do. I was listening because I was
• 1:48:34
  working and it was the station that all the guys wanted to
• 1:48:36
  listen to. Yeah.
• 1:48:39
  And if I if I sat through Howard Stern, I could get them to put
• 1:48:42
  Rush on. So I did.
• 1:48:46
  I would have rather been listening to Imus any day.
• 1:48:49
  But that's that's, you know, that's Boomer shit.
• 1:48:51
  Kids don't even know what that means.
• 1:48:54
  Yeah, Imus was way better than than straw and.
• 1:48:59
  Yeah, yeah, so. Yeah, but that's that's the
• 1:49:02
  state of things. So in every every local town.
• 1:49:07
  Like a big city, Not a not big, but every everyone that has like
• 1:49:10
  a radio station to themselves. They'll have the one rock
• 1:49:14
  station and they'll hire the two most obnoxious guys they can
• 1:49:17
  find and they'll have all the toilet noises and but they only
• 1:49:21
  get about 3 minutes of actual like time on the air in between
• 1:49:25
  all the Clear Channel shit, all the ads that are coming from the
• 1:49:28
  national headquarters, all the fucking songs.
• 1:49:31
  Like you don't play the songs anymore, right?
• 1:49:33
  You just click the feed. And it starts playing the song,
• 1:49:35
  the next song that they've chosen for you.
• 1:49:37
  So they get 3 minutes at the beginning, 3 minutes at every
• 1:49:41
  hour, and that's their whole show.
• 1:49:44
  So in a four hour block, usually they're actually only doing like
• 1:49:49
  20 minutes worth of worth of anything.
• 1:49:52
  And it's literally that. It's like, welcome to what, a
• 1:49:55
  1.1? Well, you're home for rock.
• 1:49:59
  Fucking guitar solo. Fucking toilet flush toilet.
• 1:50:04
  They always have the fucking toilet flush with the toilet
• 1:50:08
  flush. Sorry, no, no.
• 1:50:18
  We're not. Fine.
• 1:50:24
  No, I'm just picturing because you know, as has the fucking, as
• 1:50:30
  has As has the fucking pronouns, right?
• 1:50:34
  You know the fucking toilet flush, right?
• 1:50:38
  Yeah, as soon as I hear that on a fucking radio show, it's like
• 1:50:42
  fucking toilet brushes. Yeah, the only one I give a pass
• 1:50:52
  on it is Jesse. Because he knows what I know and
• 1:50:56
  he's doing it ironically. And we're about to do it.
• 1:50:59
  Oh man. Sam.
• 1:51:00
  April. Sammy and the Max 101.1 That's
• 1:51:04
  going to be the show. You bet your ass, yeah.
• 1:51:08
  No. If we, if we had, if we
• 1:51:09
  actually, if we actually did like it, well, well.
• 1:51:13
  And then the thing of it is is like like all the radio guys
• 1:51:18
  like look really dishevelled. Like, really dishevelled too.
• 1:51:24
  I don't know if you like. Yeah, like, like Anthony,
• 1:51:28
  Anthony Kumi actually looks good now compared to like.
• 1:51:32
  And that's not saying much, but like, he looks good compared to
• 1:51:37
  like what he used to look like on.
• 1:51:41
  Well, but now they're now they're just hiring these like
• 1:51:45
  literally. It's like everyone has to have a
• 1:51:47
  fat guy. I I'll, I'll look up.
• 1:51:49
  I'll come in next week. And I'll give you a list of,
• 1:51:52
  like, nationwide, maybe I'll even bring in some clips to to
• 1:51:56
  illustrate what I'm talking about.
• 1:51:58
  But nationwide there is like Archie and the Fat Man.
• 1:52:03
  And like, it's oh, there's always a Fat Man.
• 1:52:07
  They might not call him the Fat Man, but there's only that one
• 1:52:11
  and there's always one with a funny voice.
• 1:52:15
  That's it. That's the formula.
• 1:52:18
  Well, what else? What else would do?
• 1:52:20
  That one. And which one is the funny
• 1:52:22
  voice, though? I don't think.
• 1:52:23
  I think I'm the fat one. But you don't really have a
• 1:52:25
  funny voice. I mean, truly in here.
• 1:52:30
  He can be the funny voice, yeah. And then if they do have a third
• 1:52:34
  guy, the third guy is usually reasonable guy.
• 1:52:37
  So I feel like that might be you.
• 1:52:40
  The third guy is the guy that's supposed to just sit there and
• 1:52:42
  be like, what is happening right now?
• 1:52:45
  I don't even know. Yeah, well, what?
• 1:52:50
  Well, what about what about your What about when your entire
• 1:52:53
  show, though, is just all fat and like guys with goofy voices,
• 1:52:59
  though? Well, no, that's called a
• 1:53:00
  podcast. Oh man.
• 1:53:05
  Wow. I didn't have my sound.
• 1:53:07
  I'm talking about sound boards and I didn't even have mine up
• 1:53:10
  for that one. But that deserves a yeah, no.
• 1:53:15
  And that. And that's the thing.
• 1:53:16
  It's like all these like like I've interviewed some of the
• 1:53:22
  guys have like tried to like do morning radio like into a
• 1:53:25
  podcast and it's it's awful. There's I interviewed these two
• 1:53:30
  guys once. They did a podcast called Dumb
• 1:53:34
  Town which yeah, that's really creative guys just ripping out
• 1:53:41
  the name of of Nick Mullins podcast.
• 1:53:46
  I did. I I still do an occasional
• 1:53:48
  morning show. It's called cringing over
• 1:53:50
  coffee. And you know what?
• 1:53:51
  No toilet flushes. Yeah, but yeah, but see yours.
• 1:53:55
  Yours is actually good. I I like to think so, but my
• 1:53:59
  numbers don't back that up well again like.
• 1:54:07
  I don't care. I'll still do it.
• 1:54:09
  I I do it for myself? Yeah.
• 1:54:13
  No, exactly. No, no, I don't even think I can
• 1:54:17
  wait for April Fools. We're gonna have to.
• 1:54:19
  At some point, we're gonna have to do a whole morning zoo show.
• 1:54:23
  We're gonna, we're gonna have to have a different overlay.
• 1:54:26
  We're gonna have to. I'll get some people that'll
• 1:54:30
  allow me to play their music, so we can just play music, but with
• 1:54:34
  like permission, 'cause I don't like to fucking pirate artists,
• 1:54:40
  especially once that I know personally.
• 1:54:43
  Yeah, we yeah, we could also, we could also like, talk.
• 1:54:46
  We could also talk loudly and then noxiously over the music.
• 1:54:50
  Exactly. That's the whole point of the
• 1:54:51
  music is you let the first, like, minute and a half of the
• 1:54:55
  song play, and then you're like, you know, and the song's still
• 1:54:58
  playing. The best part?
• 1:54:59
  That everybody really likes and they all sing along and you're
• 1:55:01
  like, you know, I heard today that blah blah blah blah blah
• 1:55:06
  blah toilet flush. That, that that was actually,
• 1:55:12
  that was actually my introduction to the doors.
• 1:55:16
  Believe it. Oh God, was I was like, hey
• 1:55:20
  tried. To hide toilet flush.
• 1:55:27
  Yeah. I no, I was listening to Ally.
• 1:55:31
  I remember the first time I heard Ally.
• 1:55:32
  Woman, woman I was. I was really digging it.
• 1:55:36
  And then the schmuck was literally did like what?
• 1:55:40
  Was the game in downtown about an hour ago?
• 1:55:44
  Toilet flush? Sorry.
• 1:55:48
  It's just like, that's the state of this shit.
• 1:55:51
  No. I wonder why nobody listens to
• 1:55:53
  it. No, imagine you imagine you guys
• 1:55:56
  start where Jim's doing Mr. Mojo rising and then the guy proceeds
• 1:56:01
  to do like an ad read for a restaurant over that part too.
• 1:56:06
  It's like that's like that's like why why do that so?
• 1:56:17
  Because Corpo Radio has been ruined by Clear Channel from top
• 1:56:24
  to bottom. It's it's not even because
• 1:56:28
  people have moved on. It's because Clear Channel
• 1:56:32
  ruined the radio for most people who actually were into like
• 1:56:36
  radio shows. I mean part of it was that would
• 1:56:41
  turn leaving and going to satellite.
• 1:56:44
  A lot of people were kind of just done with terrestrial radio
• 1:56:47
  as a like religiously listening every day.
• 1:56:50
  And then it became of I'm going to flip the flip the dial and
• 1:56:54
  whatever I leave it on, I'll leave it on while I'm working.
• 1:56:58
  Or you know, during my commute or whatever, but it they lost a
• 1:57:03
  lot with Howard Stern leaving and then Opie and Anthony being
• 1:57:07
  gone and Anthony can't carry a show by himself.
• 1:57:09
  Sorry, not sorry and and but then they were replaced with all
• 1:57:15
  these guys that want to be either one of them that weren't
• 1:57:19
  nearly as good. And Clear Channel came in and
• 1:57:22
  said OK, but here's the problem guys.
• 1:57:25
  You're too raunchy. Right, so then they Not only
• 1:57:30
  were they all cheap knockoffs of Opie and Anthony or Howard
• 1:57:33
  Stern, but they weren't allowed to be edgy.
• 1:57:36
  So what you're left with is corpo, dad, joke, edgy, and
• 1:57:42
  nobody's into it. Yeah, which?
• 1:57:44
  Toilet flush emoji. Yeah, boomers want to get on
• 1:57:52
  kids about emojis. But let me tell you something,
• 1:57:55
  the fucking drops on the radio shows where you guys emoji.
• 1:57:59
  OK. And they were just as cringe and
• 1:58:02
  they have always been that cringe.
• 1:58:05
  No. Ironically, and I I think I have
• 1:58:09
  some of the best fucking drops there ever was.
• 1:58:11
  Because it's like. Hold up, Max.
• 1:58:15
  Up Max. Now that's a drop, you know.
• 1:58:22
  You know Jim Cramer, who did Mad Money, that that was literally
• 1:58:26
  his whole bit. He gave horrible.
• 1:58:28
  He gave horrible financial advice, but nobody noticed
• 1:58:32
  because he would all he would always describe.
• 1:58:34
  He would always like disguise his horrible financial advice
• 1:58:38
  with like. No, no, you got it all wrong.
• 1:58:41
  Like we used to love Jim Cramer because.
• 1:58:45
  He gave the best financial advice.
• 1:58:46
  See, what you do is whatever Jim Cramer says.
• 1:58:49
  Do the opposite and you'll make money 100% of the time.
• 1:58:54
  Not even a joke, yeah. There's no punchline there.
• 1:58:57
  If if you listen to Jim Cramer do exactly the opposite of what
• 1:59:02
  he tells you, you're going to make money, well, but but see,
• 1:59:04
  nobody pays attention to what he actually says.
• 1:59:07
  Because. That's their mistake, that
• 1:59:09
  that's how you get some good insider tips.
• 1:59:11
  Well, no, because. Because he just.
• 1:59:13
  If anything he endorses is fucking toxic because he well,
• 1:59:17
  because he crams like 95 cowbells or cow mooing sounds
• 1:59:22
  into. It worked for him like.
• 1:59:25
  Look, he brought the morning zoo to financial advice and now he's
• 1:59:28
  more famous. What other financial guy is as
• 1:59:30
  famous as him? It worked.
• 1:59:35
  There isn't one. Yeah, it.
• 1:59:39
  That's fucking cringe. He wouldn't have gotten away
• 1:59:41
  with it if he if his career like that started now.
• 1:59:45
  But his main, his main demographic were boomers that
• 1:59:48
  already liked morning zoos. You know, but have money to
• 1:59:51
  invest, 'cause they're a little older now.
• 1:59:54
  Yeah. No, that makes sense.
• 1:59:57
  Morning zoos were always for Boomers and Gen.
• 2:00:00
  Xers. They've never like Millennials
• 2:00:02
  didn't really gravitate towards it.
• 2:00:04
  The closest you'll find? A lot of millennials that like
• 2:00:07
  Opie and Anthony. But that's about it.
• 2:00:10
  That's like the end of it. Well, well.
• 2:00:13
  Glenn Beck started out as like a morning zoo guy.
• 2:00:17
  Most people don't know that, but that was his.
• 2:00:21
  That was how Glenn Beck started off was as like nobody knows
• 2:00:28
  that because nobody cared about that morning zoo and that,
• 2:00:32
  that's what I mean. There's not been one.
• 2:00:34
  Like there's been people that come through that kind of system
• 2:00:37
  and come out and made a career out of it.
• 2:00:39
  But like you ain't going to get the how Howard Stern used to get
• 2:00:44
  like 30 million listeners daily, right?
• 2:00:47
  Opie and Anthony used to get like 2025 million listeners
• 2:00:50
  daily. Right ruin that anymore.
• 2:00:53
  That's never going to happen. Yeah, well talk well, I mean
• 2:00:57
  talk radio has finished died since Rush died.
• 2:01:01
  So it was already on its way out long before he died.
• 2:01:05
  That's for that's why he moved into other arenas early on.
• 2:01:10
  You know, he he understood this, you know, that's why he had his
• 2:01:14
  website with like full episodes and he did the for a while he
• 2:01:18
  did the TV show that would do like a 30 minute recap of his
• 2:01:22
  show. Yeah, I I did.
• 2:01:25
  I mean I was AI was a rush 24/7 subscriber back in the.
• 2:01:31
  Back in the day. Yeah.
• 2:01:34
  So yeah, he he saw the writing on the wall.
• 2:01:36
  But but like politics on the radio lasted long.
• 2:01:39
  You know what's, you know, what's the only thing on the
• 2:01:41
  radio now that draws numbers? Sports.
• 2:01:46
  The morning sports show do really, really well.
• 2:01:49
  The the sports really. But but only there's a caveat to
• 2:01:53
  that because it's only the local stuff.
• 2:01:55
  So if it's a New York station, they're going to cover all the
• 2:01:59
  New York teams that's going to do really well in New York.
• 2:02:03
  But if you played that same show in fucking Denver, they don't
• 2:02:06
  care, right? Right.
• 2:02:09
  So even that there's a fucking cap on it, there's no way to the
• 2:02:13
  top through radio anymore. And that includes for musicians
• 2:02:16
  as well. You're you would much rather get
• 2:02:20
  an endorsement deal from Apple than your song played on the
• 2:02:23
  radio. Put it that way.
• 2:02:24
  Yeah, well, I mean a lot of the a lot of the independent artists
• 2:02:30
  I know. Don't even try to do radio.
• 2:02:33
  They want promotion on Spotify. Yeah, I mean, that's probably a
• 2:02:37
  good idea, 'cause the radio's never going to play them.
• 2:02:41
  Right. Yeah.
• 2:02:43
  Promise you they'll never get played.
• 2:02:44
  Like Tom McDonald is never going to get played on the radio.
• 2:02:47
  I don't care how successful and popular and how many number ones
• 2:02:49
  hits he has, it ain't going to happen.
• 2:02:52
  He's not part of the system. You have to like, I I hate to
• 2:02:58
  break this to anybody and break the illusion, but somebody's
• 2:03:02
  paying to get these songs on the radio.
• 2:03:06
  It's not just oh the Best Song gets played.
• 2:03:09
  It's who gives us money to play their fucking shit.
• 2:03:11
  And that was true when I worked there too.
• 2:03:14
  It wasn't just clear. You know, this is how that radio
• 2:03:17
  has been since the 30s. If you want your song played you
• 2:03:20
  got to fucking pay Ola. It's it.
• 2:03:23
  And and it's not a secret. And by the way, most of this
• 2:03:26
  shit was run by the Mafia up until like the 80s.
• 2:03:31
  So if you didn't pay your payola and some local DJ played the
• 2:03:36
  song anyway, he might get his legs broken because he wrote 20
• 2:03:42
  grand to the fucking to the mob boss who's partially in charge
• 2:03:46
  of this radio station like it was all scummy.
• 2:03:50
  It's so much better that that, like with the Internet, we've
• 2:03:53
  opened it up to where you can do anything you want.
• 2:03:55
  But that has led to, instead of the toilet flushing morning
• 2:03:58
  zoos, the hand outstretched Mersh Cog steel toes.
• 2:04:07
  What if the what if the three of them just combined and congealed
• 2:04:11
  into one like mutant? I mean that.
• 2:04:17
  I mean that's probably going to happen at one point, right?
• 2:04:20
  That's going to be the next dimensional merge, I think,
• 2:04:26
  right. And and and at that, I will say
• 2:04:28
  that for the genre, DSP does it better than all of them.
• 2:04:36
  Because because DSP understands, even if he doesn't, even if he
• 2:04:41
  doesn't like seem like it, even if he says the opposite.
• 2:04:44
  He understands where his bread is buttered and he knows that
• 2:04:48
  the detractors, quote, UN quote, actually are responsible for
• 2:04:52
  most of the money he's making. Yeah, and no, he's into them
• 2:04:58
  because he doesn't have to not be.
• 2:05:00
  Like, he just flip out and they love it.
• 2:05:02
  They love what he flips. Out.
• 2:05:04
  Yeah, no more. Yeah, no more.
• 2:05:05
  Theus is into the whole DSP thing.
• 2:05:07
  And yeah, like like more like you do realize you flipping out
• 2:05:11
  on Phil. Like he he loves that shit.
• 2:05:16
  He lives well, you know, it's a symbiotic relationship.
• 2:05:19
  You're helping him and he's giving you entertainment by
• 2:05:22
  being a goon, right? That's why I love the the, the
• 2:05:26
  goon troll relationship. You know, I was just
• 2:05:30
  complaining, you know like what? What does a motherfucker do?
• 2:05:34
  What do I got to do to get the smoke with some of these goons,
• 2:05:37
  right? Like secret agent Man's ducking
• 2:05:39
  me and Johnny Fox's dead. Where is the goon that wants the
• 2:05:42
  fucking smoke? I try man.
• 2:05:47
  Yeah, no one of them needs to. One of them needs to come on
• 2:05:52
  here so or not even come on but like you know you know let's
• 2:05:58
  let's Duke it out. Let's let's meme it up.
• 2:06:01
  Let's fucking have some fun. That's the problem is they don't
• 2:06:03
  find it fun. I and that's The thing is like
• 2:06:07
  the same people that don't find it fun that you're poking fun at
• 2:06:10
  them. Like Johnny Fox for example.
• 2:06:12
  I was poking fun at Johnny Fox. I was very low key about it.
• 2:06:17
  His response was to dox me and my brother and accuse my
• 2:06:23
  stepfather, I guess, of being a pedophile.
• 2:06:29
  And I'm like. I hate to laugh, but that sounds
• 2:06:34
  wobble. I'm like, well, if he was, I
• 2:06:37
  would say so. You know, I wouldn't defend the
• 2:06:41
  guy because I haven't spoken to him since 2009 and I hate his
• 2:06:45
  guts. He's not a pedo though,
• 2:06:47
  unfortunately for Johnny Fox. And also it was like, ha ha,
• 2:06:51
  Johnny Fox, you have a funny voice and he was like, your dad,
• 2:06:55
  rapes kids. Hey, wow, you come off sane,
• 2:07:04
  brother, by the way, I have that all archived.
• 2:07:08
  He says. He didn't say that, but I he
• 2:07:10
  definitely did that 100%. He did that all because I was
• 2:07:16
  like, wow, you're a little cringe.
• 2:07:19
  And then he threatened to sue me.
• 2:07:21
  He said he had This is my favorite part.
• 2:07:24
  Anybody who's fucking known anything about me for five
• 2:07:27
  seconds knows I am very vocally from Massachusetts.
• 2:07:31
  Johnny Fox was like, I've got a a lawyer in New York City on
• 2:07:35
  retainer to file because he thinks we're from New York for
• 2:07:38
  some reason. And I was like, oh, well, here's
• 2:07:42
  the thing. You're either lying because that
• 2:07:45
  would be expensive in New York City, attorney on retainer,
• 2:07:47
  because some guys making fun of you on the Internet.
• 2:07:50
  So I hope you did do that, because that would be funny.
• 2:07:55
  But I don't live there, so it's a waste of money whether you did
• 2:07:59
  or you didn't. That's stupid.
• 2:08:00
  You're not suing me. And I've been saying this all
• 2:08:02
  along, and I stand by now he's got this big channel again.
• 2:08:06
  Oh, he's doing commentary, community shit.
• 2:08:09
  He's talking about how bad Boogie is in DSP.
• 2:08:11
  Let me tell you something, Johnny Fox.
• 2:08:14
  I'm still waiting for you to sue me, bitch Me, bitch.
• 2:08:20
  Sue me, bitch. Wait, is he?
• 2:08:23
  Is he even on Rumble or Johnny Fox doesn't write his own?
• 2:08:28
  Sue me, bitch. Take me to fucking court on that
• 2:08:32
  one. Johnny Fox is a plagiarist and a
• 2:08:36
  liar and gay. I.
• 2:08:43
  I believe you on. I believe you on everything
• 2:08:47
  except for the. Well, I don't.
• 2:08:50
  He might be gay. I don't know.
• 2:08:55
  I do. He's gay.
• 2:08:58
  Yeah. That does not punchline there.
• 2:09:03
  I'm just calling Johnny Fox gay. That does not.
• 2:09:06
  That does not surprise. He's a homosexual who likes who
• 2:09:10
  likes men. He likes big burly men to put
• 2:09:13
  their Dick in his butt. Sue me, Johnny Fox, Prove you
• 2:09:17
  don't. If you don't sue me, then
• 2:09:20
  everybody's just going to assume this is true, right?
• 2:09:25
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:09:28
  Johnny Fox. Johnny Fox walks around outside
• 2:09:34
  and he follows people walking their dogs and when when they
• 2:09:39
  they forget to pick up their dog's poop, he just eats it.
• 2:09:44
  This is true true story. I heard it from somebody.
• 2:09:48
  Sue me. Oh, well, yeah, the the, the
• 2:10:03
  whole thing of I'm going to. Don't how big of I'm I'm I mean.
• 2:10:11
  I mean versed on the Sioux. Allen Powell Allen's still
• 2:10:17
  waiting for that too. Hell, I'm You got to be
• 2:10:22
  proactive like this, you know? You really got to you really got
• 2:10:25
  to make shit happen. I've left Johnny Fox alone for
• 2:10:27
  like a year. You know how many people want me
• 2:10:30
  to continue fucking with Johnny Fox?
• 2:10:32
  Like nobody watches my Dave content, by the way, If you
• 2:10:35
  don't watch the Dave content but you watch the Johnny Fox
• 2:10:38
  content, you're fucking retarded.
• 2:10:40
  Dave is hilarious anyway. Anyway, they want it.
• 2:10:46
  They want it. And I want to smoke with
• 2:10:49
  somebody. I've been looking for a fucking
• 2:10:51
  fight with some of these Internet people, you know?
• 2:10:54
  But like, everybody fights with Ralph or fucking, you know, cog.
• 2:10:58
  Or like all these, like I try to find at least original people.
• 2:11:02
  Ralph is Ralph is boring. Yeah.
• 2:11:07
  And I mean, well, you know what's going to happen if you
• 2:11:09
  get into a Sissy slap fight with him.
• 2:11:12
  And it's not, it's not going to be exciting or interesting,
• 2:11:15
  except for the people that like that, for the people that like
• 2:11:18
  that kind of thing. It's the kind of thing those
• 2:11:20
  people really like, right? But for me, no, no, I was.
• 2:11:24
  I was into it with Johnny Fox, just lying.
• 2:11:27
  He would just lie about everything, you know.
• 2:11:32
  I sold 100,000 copies of the book that I totally wrote
• 2:11:36
  myself. Yeah.
• 2:11:38
  Yeah. Yeah, 100 a 100,000.
• 2:11:43
  Meanwhile, oh, Sam, you've only sold 40.
• 2:11:46
  And I'm like, yeah, that's actually, that's pretty good.
• 2:11:50
  That's pretty fucking again, 90% of publishers Random House
• 2:11:55
  publishing authors don't sell that many, so you're out selling
• 2:12:01
  authors that actually have a contract.
• 2:12:04
  Yeah, no, no, I Secret Agent Man and Johnny and then the dice
• 2:12:11
  gold and I can't fuck with him anymore.
• 2:12:12
  He's kind of graduated from that.
• 2:12:15
  He's a he's an esoteric guy. Again, if you don't know any of
• 2:12:19
  this stuff cringing over coffee, check out the Odyssey like you
• 2:12:22
  think you think Dave's not funny.
• 2:12:24
  Go watch the one where he yells the N word and his black
• 2:12:27
  neighbors threw a bullhorn. Oh, Dave.
• 2:12:29
  Oh, Dave is Dave is hilarious. Or how about all of his Omegle
• 2:12:35
  shits lately? My God, he goes on Omegle and
• 2:12:39
  he's just like, he's so inept at like social interactions that
• 2:12:43
  it's the funniest fucking shit I've ever seen.
• 2:12:47
  But no Johnny Fine look, I am a man of the people.
• 2:12:51
  And Johnny Fox, I I got to do something and like I could just
• 2:12:55
  point out his videos and say how bad they are.
• 2:12:58
  Well, I can't even bring myself to watch more than 3 minutes of
• 2:13:01
  them. So I got to do something else.
• 2:13:02
  So what I've got, what I'll do is I'll say a bunch of true
• 2:13:05
  statements about Johnny Fox so that maybe he does follow
• 2:13:08
  through on his lawsuit. True statement.
• 2:13:10
  He eats dog poop. Well, Max I that's 100% true by
• 2:13:14
  the way. I know, I know, I've mentioned
• 2:13:16
  this. But literally the reason why I
• 2:13:19
  first discovered you was because Johnny Fox or Falco Punch 64 at
• 2:13:26
  the time. Which was a pseudonym brought
• 2:13:30
  you, brought you up in an interview that he had with me,
• 2:13:34
  my brother, by the way, it was my brother he was talking about.
• 2:13:36
  Yeah, well, yeah, I realized that now.
• 2:13:39
  But like back then, I didn't know.
• 2:13:43
  I didn't know that that was. Like, no, that that was great,
• 2:13:45
  though my brother like made it like, confusing as to who I even
• 2:13:50
  AM. And there's a whole new set of
• 2:13:52
  legends of Max Sand that have nothing to do with me.
• 2:13:55
  That's pretty good. He no he he think think God this
• 2:13:59
  way. He he made it.
• 2:14:02
  He made it so confusing that I was curious as to like who this
• 2:14:07
  supposedly real evil guy is and then think on it this way.
• 2:14:12
  That is, that supposedly will guy want to becoming my coast
• 2:14:17
  and I know Johnny knows it. And he's probably seething about
• 2:14:20
  about now, like, like, why did I do that?
• 2:14:24
  So Johnny Fox, Here's another Let me tell you about Johnny
• 2:14:28
  Fox. Johnny Fox is so poor that he
• 2:14:34
  actually goes to McDonald's in the middle of the night, to the
• 2:14:39
  to the dumpster, and digs through for like bits and pieces
• 2:14:43
  of sandwiches to eat. This is a true story.
• 2:14:50
  No, that is true. I I've actually, I've actually
• 2:14:52
  seen him. Yeah.
• 2:14:54
  Yeah. Another thing about Johnny Fox a
• 2:14:58
  lot of people don't know is that is that not only is he gay, but
• 2:15:08
  also like he's only attracted to black guys and they have to be
• 2:15:14
  like big. Like he doesn't like like he
• 2:15:16
  likes big black guys, you know, Preferably like muscular big,
• 2:15:22
  not necessarily fat. He's like he's the fat guy and
• 2:15:25
  he doesn't want 2 fat guys in the relationship because then
• 2:15:27
  your roles are slapping up against each other and shit,
• 2:15:30
  he's not into fat. He likes a big burly built black
• 2:15:35
  man to just fuck him in the ass. That's a true story.
• 2:15:41
  Wait, wait. We're not we're not talking
• 2:15:42
  about Milo. No, no, no.
• 2:15:47
  We're talking about Johnny Fox, yeah.
• 2:15:49
  Well, it's, you know, it's it's hard to tell.
• 2:15:52
  I mean, I know that Milo is supposed is supposedly Catholic.
• 2:15:56
  Well, Johnny, Johnny Fox looked up to Milo very much so.
• 2:16:00
  There you go. That's probably.
• 2:16:01
  Yeah, well, you know, I'll admit I thought it was kind of cool
• 2:16:07
  that we had a gay can. Sort of.
• 2:16:10
  They got Brandon Strachan now. Yeah, no less entertaining.
• 2:16:16
  But you know, he's less of a fucking shit show too.
• 2:16:19
  Yeah, no, he. Yeah.
• 2:16:21
  No, he's actually well, like most of the most of the gay
• 2:16:25
  conservatives I know that I actually know are like very low
• 2:16:28
  key about it. So what else?
• 2:16:31
  What else could we talk about? Johnny Fox?
• 2:16:37
  Well, there was that one time since since, you know, since
• 2:16:43
  then he learned to just throw things out there.
• 2:16:45
  There was that one time where he gave his sister a fucking stroke
• 2:16:49
  and then blamed me. See, what happened was what
• 2:16:54
  happened was, you know, he said that we called his sister or
• 2:16:58
  contacted her on Facebook or something and said some crazy
• 2:17:00
  shit to her and she had a stroke.
• 2:17:02
  Granted, she had a stroke five years before any of that
• 2:17:05
  happened, but whatever, that's not the point.
• 2:17:08
  Here's what really happened, though.
• 2:17:09
  I I learned this. Somebody had told me this.
• 2:17:13
  This is, you know, information from a source, right?
• 2:17:16
  Anonymous source. That actually what happened was
• 2:17:19
  is he whipped his Dick out at his sister and that caused her
• 2:17:24
  to have a stroke because it was so small that she laughed so
• 2:17:29
  hard that. She had a stroke.
• 2:17:33
  That's that's true. Yeah, I I I believe.
• 2:17:42
  No, I actually did hear the I actually did hear that you
• 2:17:46
  actually, anybody wants to let Johnny Fox know about this show?
• 2:17:50
  By the way, he has a Discord channel on his new YouTube
• 2:17:54
  channel. I can't get into his Discord,
• 2:17:57
  OK? He will fucking nuke me.
• 2:18:00
  And I don't even have a Discord anymore 'cause I got banned.
• 2:18:02
  But if you would like to let Johnny Fox know of any of the
• 2:18:05
  wonderful stories that we've told about them, the true
• 2:18:09
  stories, by the way. 100% true. He eats dog poop.
• 2:18:12
  He likes big black Dick. These are all true.
• 2:18:15
  I you know, why would I Why would I lie about anything like
• 2:18:18
  that. These are all things people have
• 2:18:21
  said to me. You know anonymous sources.
• 2:18:24
  So if he wants to fucking if anybody wants to let him know so
• 2:18:28
  he could, you know, talk to me about it.
• 2:18:30
  You just jump in his discord. I'll.
• 2:18:32
  I'll even drop a link in the chat.
• 2:18:37
  I Why? Yeah, why would?
• 2:18:42
  I mean, why would he? Why wouldn't he?
• 2:18:46
  Why wouldn't he listen to this show?
• 2:18:50
  Yeah, it's it's it's a good show and you know, we just got
• 2:18:53
  nothing but some truth. In fact, he just, he's just put
• 2:18:57
  up a video about DSPA couple hours ago.
• 2:19:01
  So yeah. Oh, I bet.
• 2:19:04
  I bet that's really riveting. Yeah, it's like it's almost like
• 2:19:07
  DSP Junior talking about DSP. Let me get this link for chat.
• 2:19:16
  Yeah, everybody who wants to just jump into this chat here.
• 2:19:28
  The server is called the Blue Moon Saloon.
• 2:19:32
  And here's the link you can go tell Johnny Fox.
• 2:19:34
  Hey, Max is saying some wonderfully true stories about
• 2:19:39
  you. Maybe you should take a listen
• 2:19:41
  and then you can sue me Johnny. Sue me Johnny.
• 2:19:44
  Sue me, Johnny. I don't know.
• 2:19:48
  I don't know much you have on your face for when saying that
• 2:19:52
  too. Well, the thing about Johnny Fox
• 2:19:56
  is, is that he likes to masturbate in public, you know?
• 2:20:01
  Weird. I I you know, I don't know
• 2:20:03
  anybody like that. But he's apparently that's his
• 2:20:07
  thing. You know I'm not going to kink
• 2:20:09
  shame. Look he likes big black Dick and
• 2:20:13
  he likes jerking off in public. What are you going to do?
• 2:20:15
  This is. What he's into.
• 2:20:18
  Well, I well, I you know, I could think of worse things.
• 2:20:25
  Yeah. Yeah, this could be worse.
• 2:20:27
  I mean, you could eat dog poop. He does that.
• 2:20:30
  Fuck. Fuck.
• 2:20:35
  Or you could just be an unfunny loser.
• 2:20:41
  You know, like him. Or.
• 2:20:43
  Or you could be a or you could be a plagiarist also.
• 2:20:47
  Yeah, he's done that. Hmm.
• 2:20:49
  That that's oh, yeah. That's the one I really want to
• 2:20:52
  hammer home, Johnny. Fox John Faulkner is a
• 2:20:57
  plagiarist. There we go.
• 2:20:59
  Sue me. Well, that that's how that's how
• 2:21:02
  he that's how he came up in in this conversation to be.
• 2:21:04
  And you know what's funny about that, Sam?
• 2:21:06
  He's going to hear that and he's going to say, oh, Max docks me,
• 2:21:10
  Max docks me. Don't buy it.
• 2:21:14
  Johnny Faulkner is not his real name anyway.
• 2:21:18
  He pretends that it is so he can play victim.
• 2:21:21
  Then he says that that's his name.
• 2:21:23
  And if you repeat it, he says you doxed him, but it's not his
• 2:21:26
  name. That's why, just just to be
• 2:21:31
  clear, I didn't dox him. I know his real name.
• 2:21:36
  I know where he lives, dude. The girls that he's, by the way,
• 2:21:40
  here's another true one. He sends unsolicited Dick pics
• 2:21:44
  to girls and they're very unflattering to his own Dick.
• 2:21:48
  I've seen enough Johnny Fox Dick pics for one lifetime.
• 2:21:51
  And I'm gonna tell you, you know the the there's a there's a
• 2:21:55
  certain medium in certain circles of under five.
• 2:21:59
  Try under 4. And I see.
• 2:22:05
  I just don't get why you would send your why you would send a
• 2:22:09
  Dick pic. Not only that, but if you're
• 2:22:14
  really fat, you don't. Just like I'm going to lift my
• 2:22:18
  gut with one hand. Let me tell you, Chad, this is
• 2:22:23
  what he does. I'm going to lift my gut and
• 2:22:25
  hold it out of the way with one hand and then the other hand
• 2:22:29
  I've got the camera and take a. Picture and then send this to
• 2:22:34
  women. Let me just, let me just let me
• 2:22:39
  just say and if he wants to, this is a great part.
• 2:22:43
  If he wants to sue me, then I'm going to bring these pictures
• 2:22:46
  into court because this is 100% true.
• 2:22:52
  So what? Yeah dudes.
• 2:22:55
  So if he wants the pictures of his small Dick while he holds
• 2:22:59
  his fat rolls out of the way to be matter of public record, then
• 2:23:03
  please, by all means, Johnny Sue me bitch.
• 2:23:10
  I wanted to pick a fight tonight.
• 2:23:12
  I feel good about this. No, let me, let me just say this
• 2:23:16
  there. Anybody else I should pick a
• 2:23:17
  fight with while I'm at it? It's been a rough month.
• 2:23:22
  I really need to get out some of this pent up aggression.
• 2:23:25
  And yeah, anybody else. Mersch.
• 2:23:31
  Mersch also eats dog poop, by the way.
• 2:23:35
  Well. Well, I'd say I like big black
• 2:23:39
  Dick, but everybody knew that. Well.
• 2:23:46
  Well, well, I can tell you that merch secretly has a crush on
• 2:23:49
  Jesse. The reason why merch?
• 2:23:53
  It's not a secret. Yeah, I, you know, merch was
• 2:24:01
  like trying to merch was trying to add to Jesse's pants.
• 2:24:05
  And Jesse was like, whoa, Hollywood, Hollywood merch.
• 2:24:09
  I'm a, you know, I'm a happily married man like.
• 2:24:15
  You know, we don't need to be doing that.
• 2:24:17
  So that's what that's the fucking ship we really need.
• 2:24:20
  We need to ship together Johnny Fox and Mersh.
• 2:24:25
  Here's your Morning Zook. God, that show 10 out of 10
• 2:24:31
  because one guy's got the fucking the always Kopi CD and
• 2:24:36
  just don't like it. And then and then Johnny Fox is
• 2:24:39
  like, oh, the talk like a Muppet.
• 2:24:42
  And then the toilet. Well, well, does Johnny Fox
• 2:24:50
  like, does Johnny Fox like cats? Well, sexually, yeah, of course.
• 2:24:58
  Obviously. Yeah, I thought everybody knew
• 2:25:00
  that. That's a matter of public
• 2:25:01
  record. Johnny Fox Fucks cat.
• 2:25:04
  Yeah. Oh, well then Mersh might want
• 2:25:08
  to, like, keep the cats in another room.
• 2:25:11
  I'm I'm just pushing this fucking guy as far as I can
• 2:25:15
  tonight, huh? Yeah, he's and he's see, what he
• 2:25:21
  likes to do is he likes to take the dog poop, right?
• 2:25:25
  And he he keeps that in one hand while he fucks the cat with the
• 2:25:28
  other hand, right? And then the big black guys
• 2:25:32
  fucking him in the ass at the same time.
• 2:25:34
  And then he eats. The poop.
• 2:25:38
  True story. Yeah, I had a couple of
• 2:25:42
  anonymous sources telling me that one.
• 2:25:45
  I you know I don't. I don't know.
• 2:25:49
  I don't know about that one. That seems pretty far fetched I
• 2:25:52
  I thought so too, but. Although it was confirmed by
• 2:25:56
  multiple anonymous sources. Well, you know, Max, here's the
• 2:26:00
  thing, though. You know, today I learned that
• 2:26:06
  Joe Biden. Was born, was born to do was was
• 2:26:13
  born in Israel. It all comes.
• 2:26:17
  So, you know, so I have already got today.
• 2:26:20
  I mean who else that that's kind of the point right is like
• 2:26:25
  Johnny could Johnny could say that Yo, Max just making shit
• 2:26:28
  up. But you know, again, Joe Biden
• 2:26:33
  was born in Israel. And you know.
• 2:26:36
  I I thought that. I thought that was BS 2, but you
• 2:26:40
  know, apparently it's not. So you know.
• 2:26:44
  There you go. You know you learn something new
• 2:26:46
  all the time and and today you learn that Johnny Fox eats poop,
• 2:26:50
  fucks cats and likes big black Dick.
• 2:26:56
  It's true. Though I'm still not.
• 2:26:58
  I'm still not. I'm still not as mind blown by
• 2:27:02
  that as I am by the fact that Joe Biden was born in Israel.
• 2:27:06
  I mean, that's just still really, like, mind blowing.
• 2:27:12
  Yeah. See, see Johnny Fox, He was.
• 2:27:15
  He was born in San Francisco, which probably explains his love
• 2:27:21
  of big black Dick and. Poop.
• 2:27:23
  No, no. Him being born in San Francisco
• 2:27:26
  explains a lot, yeah. Because they think they're all
• 2:27:33
  like talented artists as well. Damn, Sam goes harder with one
• 2:27:39
  line than anything I've said. Ouch.
• 2:27:44
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:27:46
  Is there anything else before? I keep saying Johnny Fox stuff
• 2:27:52
  if I could. No, I mean, I I can't think of.
• 2:27:57
  Anything basically s s Sniper Wolf isn't as bad as everyone is
• 2:28:02
  saying that she is. Well, it's more like YouTube's
• 2:28:09
  never going to be fair, so why you even asking them to just
• 2:28:13
  drop them? If it bothers you that much, you
• 2:28:17
  should drop them because they're not going to, they're not going
• 2:28:20
  to fix this and make it right for you.
• 2:28:23
  She's going to keep making money.
• 2:28:25
  Yeah, and I don't. And and if she gets demonetized
• 2:28:29
  or gets suspended or anything like that, she's just going to
• 2:28:32
  make more money. Because what people don't get
• 2:28:36
  about these E thoughts is like their controversy just makes
• 2:28:39
  them more money. So the more mad you get about
• 2:28:43
  it, the more money you're putting in her pocket.
• 2:28:45
  To me, she's just another. She's just another E girl.
• 2:28:50
  Well, she is. Yeah, totally.
• 2:28:54
  And she should have come over to Rumble, because that Jack Forms
• 2:28:58
  guy should have just gone out there and beat the fuck out of
• 2:29:00
  her, to be honest with you. Like.
• 2:29:06
  Well, I mean, given his reaction, I don't think that
• 2:29:09
  his, you know, he was he was crying.
• 2:29:15
  Yeah. Why?
• 2:29:17
  Why would? No, see, that's that's the real
• 2:29:20
  shame. Why would you cry over a mildly
• 2:29:23
  attractive woman like wanting to come over to your house 'cause
• 2:29:26
  he's a zoomer, that's how zoomers are, I.
• 2:29:30
  Cry about mildly attractive women saying hi to them.
• 2:29:35
  If a mildly attractive woman said hi to me, I would fucking
• 2:29:40
  you know. No, it's just that zoomers are
• 2:29:42
  all gay. Changed my mind.
• 2:29:47
  Change my mind by acting like men over a long period of time.
• 2:29:54
  Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I've seen enough to where
• 2:29:58
  it's going to take a lot to change my mind.
• 2:30:01
  But zoomers, man, you get like bro, if if if a if a semi pretty
• 2:30:07
  girl shows up at your house to talk to you and you cry, that's
• 2:30:14
  not, you're not a man. So all this shit about, well,
• 2:30:18
  if, if you know, oh, if a woman, if a man did it to a woman,
• 2:30:23
  well, a woman did it to a woman, so 'cause that guy's obviously a
• 2:30:28
  woman because he cried. Yeah, he's trans or whatever.
• 2:30:36
  I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I don't
• 2:30:39
  understand zoomers. They, if you ask me, the zoomers
• 2:30:42
  have too much to the zoomies, which is that thing that that
• 2:30:49
  that dogs do when they run around super fast.
• 2:30:53
  Well, actually, I did have one other thing to talk about.
• 2:30:56
  So I saw a thing going around a friend of mine that had posted
• 2:31:01
  regarding, oh, there was a concert, some band in Arkansas.
• 2:31:04
  I don't remember the name of the band.
• 2:31:06
  It's not anybody I've ever fucking heard of.
• 2:31:07
  I'm sure they're very. Whatever.
• 2:31:09
  Whatever. If anybody likes that band, I
• 2:31:11
  apologize for not knowing who the fuck they are.
• 2:31:14
  However, they apparently left the stage because a bunch of
• 2:31:18
  people in the crowd threw glow sticks on stage and everybody
• 2:31:23
  was like, oh, see, zoomers can't even go out in public, bro.
• 2:31:27
  I've been throwing shit at concerts long before there were
• 2:31:31
  zoomers. Motherfuckers want to say that
• 2:31:33
  that's a zoomer thing to fucking do.
• 2:31:35
  Let me tell you something, Woodstock 99, we burned the
• 2:31:39
  whole place down. Woodstock 69, they threw shit at
• 2:31:43
  Jimi Hendrix. OK, this is not new and it's not
• 2:31:47
  unique to fucking Zoomers, and I will defend them on that one.
• 2:31:52
  In fact, throwing the glow sticks I told Did I tell the
• 2:31:57
  story on here about when I threw a can of beer at Poly Shore?
• 2:32:02
  No, but no. But you're my hero.
• 2:32:04
  Because I I would, too. Because OK, I'll, I'll give the
• 2:32:08
  brief version. It was a gathering of the
• 2:32:11
  Juggalos. Yeah, fuck you.
• 2:32:13
  And 2009, 'cause I know somebody's can be.
• 2:32:18
  Yeah, I got a fucking ICP tattoo too.
• 2:32:21
  Fuck. I like their personal friends,
• 2:32:25
  like fuck you. So at the gathering crazy wild
• 2:32:29
  place, it gets fucking raw, right?
• 2:32:32
  Me, my wife and our friend who all went together, we're sitting
• 2:32:37
  at the the the what is it like the place that sells food,
• 2:32:42
  right? They had because it's a
• 2:32:44
  campground, so they get a little restaurant set up, whatever.
• 2:32:46
  We're sitting there eating food and next to us sits down to
• 2:32:51
  shout out by the way to The Dirty white boys.
• 2:32:54
  They are fucking good friends, have been for a long time.
• 2:32:58
  Dirty white boys see me, they come over, we're chitting,
• 2:33:00
  chatting and they roll up a blunt.
• 2:33:03
  They're from California, so it's a great fucking marijuana that
• 2:33:06
  I'm not even used to, OK? It was fucking crazy.
• 2:33:11
  And we're all smoking the blunt and talking.
• 2:33:15
  And my wife and my friend had been wanting to go see Pauly
• 2:33:19
  Shore since they heard he got announced he was doing a comedy
• 2:33:22
  set in the middle of the night at A10 DWB.
• 2:33:26
  The Dirty white boys, dirty and delusional, are like, yo, Max,
• 2:33:32
  why don't you come with us over to the VIP bonfire And I'm like,
• 2:33:36
  yeah, let's go to the VIP bonfire.
• 2:33:40
  You know the one where ice cubes at, the one where IC PS at, the
• 2:33:45
  one where all the artists here are at.
• 2:33:48
  Yeah, yeah, you know what? Ice fucking the Cottonmouth
• 2:33:52
  Kings. Let's go there.
• 2:33:56
  My wife and my friend were like. No, we wanted to see Pauly Shore
• 2:34:00
  from Mont. We've been talking about it.
• 2:34:02
  We go to go see Pauly Shore and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 2:34:04
  but we could also and and and you don't want to like come off
• 2:34:07
  as like a fucking Dick rider. So I'm trying not to say, hey,
• 2:34:10
  do you want to go hang out with all the celebrities?
• 2:34:12
  So I'm like, yeah, but we could go to the.
• 2:34:14
  VIP bonfire. You know, that'd be fun.
• 2:34:18
  Maybe Pauly Shay will come by afterwards.
• 2:34:20
  Hint, hint, No, weren't having it.
• 2:34:23
  So I'm already pissed off at Pauly Shore.
• 2:34:26
  I hate him at this point, right? Whatever.
• 2:34:29
  I'm stoned out of my ass. I had had a lot of beers.
• 2:34:33
  I got hit in the head with a beer earlier out in the pit, by
• 2:34:36
  the way. Yeah, motherfuckers just
• 2:34:37
  throwing beers up in the air and one of them hit me in the head
• 2:34:40
  and I picked it up and fucking chugged it.
• 2:34:42
  Anyway, that's how it is. Like, that's why I don't
• 2:34:46
  understand. Oh, they threw some glow sticks.
• 2:34:49
  So we go to Pauly Shore. We had already missed like the
• 2:34:53
  1st 10 minutes of his set and everybody was booing him.
• 2:34:57
  That's when we walked in. He was being booed before we
• 2:35:00
  even really got there. And I walk a little closer and
• 2:35:05
  it's because people are like, do the weasel.
• 2:35:08
  He's like, Oh no, I don't do that anymore.
• 2:35:10
  That's beneath me. Da da da da da.
• 2:35:13
  If you came out and you want to see some comedy, then you stay.
• 2:35:15
  If you don't, if you just want to hear the weasel, then you
• 2:35:18
  need to leave. And then people started throwing
• 2:35:21
  like trash at him and he's like guys if you keep throwing shit.
• 2:35:26
  I'm. Going to leave and I'm looking
• 2:35:28
  at Pauly Shore say that and I look down at the beer in my hand
• 2:35:33
  and I look up at Pauly Shore and I look down at the beer in my
• 2:35:36
  hand. I look up at Pauly Shore and I
• 2:35:39
  look. Down at the beer in my hand and
• 2:35:41
  I was like hit him dead in the butt of the chest.
• 2:35:50
  And he was a Dixie all out of here bitch now.
• 2:35:59
  I was very drunk. I was very, very drunk.
• 2:36:02
  I did just admit to an assault, essentially.
• 2:36:05
  But I'm pretty sure I'll be fine, because I've told this
• 2:36:08
  story for years and it is. Yeah, yeah, 15 year, 15 years
• 2:36:13
  later. What's the what's the statue of
• 2:36:17
  limitations on that? I told the story on Twitter and
• 2:36:20
  tagged him in it like two months ago.
• 2:36:22
  So. Yeah, no, no, I just.
• 2:36:26
  I just. I had to.
• 2:36:28
  I just. I at that moment in time, I was
• 2:36:32
  just like, I fucking hate. Pauly Shore I don't hate them
• 2:36:38
  now. Like I'm over it.
• 2:36:39
  I think I got it out of my system.
• 2:36:41
  Listen, we we all, we all have. And I hate Pauly Shore moment.
• 2:36:46
  I think, yeah, it's a pretty reasonable thing to have.
• 2:36:51
  So yeah, I've I've thrown a few things that people at concerts.
• 2:36:55
  Another one was a band. God, what the fuck was their
• 2:36:58
  name? They were a vampire themed death
• 2:37:03
  metal country band. It's hard to explain, but they
• 2:37:09
  were really, really bad on top of it being a bad gimmick.
• 2:37:12
  Oh, yeah, I, I, I I don't remember what their name is, but
• 2:37:17
  I remember that like, no, you wouldn't remember them because
• 2:37:20
  this wouldn't be something that you would have known about.
• 2:37:22
  This was like an underground band.
• 2:37:26
  They opened up The Gathering of the Juggalos in 2002 and they
• 2:37:32
  weren't. They didn't have a song you
• 2:37:33
  would have ever heard of. I guarantee it.
• 2:37:35
  Maybe this was a well there. Well this was not a different
• 2:37:39
  man but there was there was a there was like like a there was
• 2:37:43
  like a country goth and all the goth girls in my high school
• 2:37:47
  like for some reason. Yeah yeah no they they you
• 2:37:52
  wouldn't you wouldn't know who this was.
• 2:37:53
  I guarantee it. They were a nobody band even
• 2:37:55
  then they got to open the first they were the first band to play
• 2:37:59
  on a three day festival put it that way.
• 2:38:02
  So they they're not exactly got high billing again.
• 2:38:06
  This was 2002 and they're out there playing and they were just
• 2:38:12
  dog shit. And I I forget how we had come
• 2:38:19
  into like there was a whole bunch of quarters where we were
• 2:38:23
  at like on the ground. And so we just started whipping
• 2:38:27
  the quarters of the band and I hit the lead singer like right
• 2:38:31
  in the fucking teeth a couple times.
• 2:38:35
  Yeah well they sucked. The other one was Bubba Sparks.
• 2:38:39
  I I threw something. I don't remember what at Bubba
• 2:38:43
  Sparks. If you don't know who Bubba
• 2:38:45
  Sparks is, yeah, neither does anybody else.
• 2:38:49
  I've heard the name. I can't say what he He had a hit
• 2:38:52
  song in like the mid 2000s called Ugly.
• 2:38:56
  Oh yeah, yeah, he wasn't. He's like a one hit wonder.
• 2:39:01
  And he And what happened was he was the like, OK, so like The
• 2:39:06
  Gathering is an ICP event, right?
• 2:39:09
  Right before ICP. He was his set.
• 2:39:13
  He was the right before the main event of the whole show.
• 2:39:16
  So everybody's there. They started playing his one hit
• 2:39:20
  song and everybody was like, yeah, cool.
• 2:39:23
  This guy's going to come out and do you know, everybody's into
• 2:39:25
  it. He didn't come out and they had
• 2:39:27
  to replay the fucking track twice.
• 2:39:30
  And then he finally came out completely fucking shit faced
• 2:39:34
  and fell. He started rapping and he fell
• 2:39:38
  and that's when we started fucking throwing shit at him.
• 2:39:44
  And then apparently he got his ass beat by some of the other
• 2:39:47
  bands on the way out the door. So.
• 2:39:51
  Oh wow. Gathering's an interesting
• 2:39:53
  fucking place, let me tell you. But yeah, no, leave the Zoomers
• 2:39:58
  alone. They can throw some shit at
• 2:40:00
  bands. And if you're the band and
• 2:40:01
  they're all because what it was is they were making a cool
• 2:40:03
  visual of throwing the glow sticks.
• 2:40:05
  So there was a sea of glow sticks in the air landing on the
• 2:40:08
  stage and it actually looked pretty fucking dope and they
• 2:40:11
  were not in any real danger. Because oh so, oh so the oh so
• 2:40:17
  the. Zoomers weren't even being
• 2:40:18
  malicious. No, they weren't being
• 2:40:19
  malicious. I was being malicious.
• 2:40:23
  That's why that's. Why I told the?
• 2:40:25
  Stories to prove. The difference?
• 2:40:28
  Yeah, yeah. Wanted to hurt Pauly Shore.
• 2:40:32
  Well, again, so does. So does everybody.
• 2:40:35
  I mean, yeah. I think everybody feels that at
• 2:40:37
  least once in their life, I just happened to be the guy that did
• 2:40:40
  it. Family Family Guy even did a bit
• 2:40:42
  on it at one point, so but. So yeah, they just wanted that
• 2:40:48
  cool visual, and it was a cool visual.
• 2:40:50
  If you, if you get a chance to see the little clip, it's cool
• 2:40:53
  to watch all. It's like a sea of glow sticks.
• 2:40:56
  All going up and falling on the stage and then the band standing
• 2:40:59
  ankle deep and all these glow sticks.
• 2:41:01
  It's pretty fucking dope. But they.
• 2:41:03
  I'm sorry, whatever the name of that band is.
• 2:41:07
  You're a bunch of bitches. Do you guys know that Marilyn
• 2:41:13
  Manson put up fucking Nets because of people throwing trash
• 2:41:15
  at him? Right, His own fans.
• 2:41:17
  So like I don't respect that if you walk off stage over that
• 2:41:21
  like look, I've seen instances where I understand.
• 2:41:26
  Another gathering incident. Somebody threw a battery at
• 2:41:29
  Redman from the Wu Tang Clan and he fucking left the state.
• 2:41:32
  Bro, you throw a battery at my fucking head?
• 2:41:34
  Yeah. These were kids throwing glow
• 2:41:36
  sticks to be, like, cool. And they nobody was hurt.
• 2:41:40
  Nobody was going to get hurt. Fuck you.
• 2:41:44
  Yeah, who knows? Also, I do have to point out
• 2:41:48
  that I wasn't at the Gathering, but the the year after I went in
• 2:41:53
  2009, 2010. Tila tequila, tila tequila.
• 2:41:57
  Got the worst I've. Ever heard of you ready for this
• 2:42:00
  story? They put a watermelon in a porta
• 2:42:06
  potty on Thursday when they got there and they put a string
• 2:42:12
  around it and they let it ferment in the porta potty until
• 2:42:17
  Saturday night when Tila Tequila took the stage.
• 2:42:22
  Oh no. And they threw the.
• 2:42:24
  The port a potty. Watermelon at tea with the key.
• 2:42:29
  Now granted, yes, she was a doing an awful performance.
• 2:42:33
  It was it was bad. I've seen the video again, I
• 2:42:37
  wasn't there, but I've seen the way it was really bad.
• 2:42:40
  She was rapping or whatever, but I don't think throwing a feces
• 2:42:45
  watermelon at her was defiable. Shit gets a little wild
• 2:42:50
  sometimes, you know. Oh, that's right.
• 2:42:54
  She had a she she like trying to be a rapper there for a second.
• 2:42:58
  I. Yeah, yeah, actually.
• 2:43:00
  Tom Green, the comedian came out and like, calmed the crowd down
• 2:43:04
  and kind of protected her. But yeah, they definitely threw
• 2:43:09
  a shit watermelon at her. Like, man, think of the amount
• 2:43:15
  of trouble they went to for that.
• 2:43:18
  I I it's not worth it, bro. It's not worth it.
• 2:43:22
  Well, it's not like she it's not like she hasn't been covered.
• 2:43:26
  It's not like she hasn't been covered in either.
• 2:43:33
  Yeah, yeah, no. I've been a concert.
• 2:43:35
  I've seen so much shit at concerts.
• 2:43:37
  Like, bro. Like, here's the thing, as a guy
• 2:43:40
  that's worked a lot of security and a lot of backstage at
• 2:43:43
  concerts. A lot.
• 2:43:44
  A lot if you can't handle rowdy crowds.
• 2:43:51
  You should not be in the entertainment business, retire.
• 2:43:56
  Don't do live shows anymore. Just just make albums.
• 2:44:00
  If you can't handle it because I'm guaranteeing you're going to
• 2:44:02
  go to a tough city like Philly, you're going to go to a tough
• 2:44:05
  city like Chicago, You're going to go to a tough city like
• 2:44:09
  fucking LA where they're not going to fucking put, like if
• 2:44:13
  you fuck up the song, somebody's going to throw some shit at you.
• 2:44:16
  They're going to Heckle you. They're going to yell shit at
• 2:44:18
  you. They might even like you and
• 2:44:21
  still do all those things. You're going to run into that if
• 2:44:26
  you are a performer on stage. I guarantee you the fucking
• 2:44:29
  Beatles ran into that. I can't.
• 2:44:31
  You know what I'm The Rolling Stones have had shit pelted at
• 2:44:34
  them on stage 100%. Oh yeah, they've had.
• 2:44:37
  They're not above it. It happens to all of them.
• 2:44:41
  The greats have all had it happen.
• 2:44:44
  Some nights you have an off night and the crowd gets mad.
• 2:44:47
  Some nights it's nothing you did.
• 2:44:49
  It's just that literally you're in New York City and New York
• 2:44:53
  fans are fucking crazy. That's it something, you know?
• 2:44:58
  So if you can't handle that, you should not do live tours.
• 2:45:01
  And I know a lot of people that that's what's weeded them out of
• 2:45:05
  the fucking business. Actually, I have friends that
• 2:45:09
  they were like, I can't take this, this is too much, even
• 2:45:12
  though it only happens once in a while.
• 2:45:15
  So yeah, that's part of the gig. And it's not exclusive to like,
• 2:45:20
  crazy rap or rock groups either. This happens to pop artists.
• 2:45:25
  Oh, it happens in country too. Oh, country can get Well, the
• 2:45:29
  country adds a lot more beer bottles, like beer bottles and
• 2:45:33
  country music, you know, that's. Yeah, my.
• 2:45:38
  Sometimes they'd be throwing cowboy boots.
• 2:45:40
  I've seen that in person. Country fans are fucking crazy.
• 2:45:46
  They get very drunk. Oh yeah, I know, I know.
• 2:45:49
  I, I, I have AI have a lady friend who who who's actually an
• 2:45:58
  independent country artist and she was technically, she's like,
• 2:46:04
  man, a lot of the, a lot of these guys into country.
• 2:46:07
  They make really crass comments and I'm like, yeah, welcome to.
• 2:46:12
  Yeah, welcome to the music industry.
• 2:46:14
  You're a, you know, you're a very she, and she is a very
• 2:46:17
  attractive woman, you know, in in AI.
• 2:46:23
  I hate to put it like this, but that's part of what you're
• 2:46:25
  selling, lady. Yeah.
• 2:46:28
  You know what I mean? And And if you didn't realize
• 2:46:30
  that, well, now you kind of do and it's, yeah, it's disgusting,
• 2:46:33
  but that's part of the fucking thing, right?
• 2:46:36
  There's some guys that are going to buy your record or whatever,
• 2:46:39
  or buy tickets to your show purely to Ogle you and they
• 2:46:42
  don't give a fuck about your music.
• 2:46:44
  That's that's true in any genre. Yeah.
• 2:46:50
  That's the same thing with you guys and your women wrestlers.
• 2:46:53
  Even though you know women's wrestling is garbage, you have
• 2:46:55
  to. You have eyes.
• 2:46:57
  Yeah. But you, but you.
• 2:46:59
  But you have eyes focused on other shit.
• 2:47:01
  You don't give a fuck about the wrestling.
• 2:47:03
  You're just simps. I get it, 'cause if you gave a
• 2:47:10
  fuck about the wrestling, you would be like, get these bitches
• 2:47:12
  off TV. Yeah, No.
• 2:47:17
  Unless their name is Charlotte Flair or Ria Ripley, they suck.
• 2:47:21
  Yeah. Bite me.
• 2:47:25
  Well, I, I, well, I know, I know one or two guys might, But they
• 2:47:30
  would all get their asses kicked because.
• 2:47:35
  Because you are, as some other people have said, a fucking
• 2:47:39
  gorilla. Yeah, that.
• 2:47:42
  Pretty much. That that's my that's my
• 2:47:44
  favorite insult is is Max is a fucking gorilla and I'm like,
• 2:47:50
  yeah. Yeah.
• 2:47:53
  It really like watching me on here doesn't do justice.
• 2:47:56
  I I'm a very big guy. Like, like people who have known
• 2:48:02
  me online and then and then they meet me in real life for like,
• 2:48:04
  holy shit, it's 'cause I'm a bit proportional, you know, Like a
• 2:48:09
  lot of guys are either tall and skinny or tall and super fat, so
• 2:48:12
  it kind of stands out. But like, I'm billboard
• 2:48:16
  linebacker. Yeah.
• 2:48:18
  I I I don't. Since we're dragging it out, I I
• 2:48:24
  can tell the story. I'm not saying I'm a hard ass.
• 2:48:29
  I'm just saying that my ass got hit by a car yesterday and the
• 2:48:33
  car broke. Not my ass.
• 2:48:36
  That's true. Not Johnny Fox.
• 2:48:39
  True. But like, real true.
• 2:48:42
  Allegedly. Yeah.
• 2:48:45
  I'm walking. I'm doing my walk right.
• 2:48:48
  I got my music on, but I pay attention.
• 2:48:50
  I don't have it super loud because I'm not stupid.
• 2:48:53
  And this gas station, I guess like they have like a service
• 2:48:57
  station too. And they had people lined up on
• 2:49:01
  the sidewalk, which fine, you know, I'm, I'm just walking
• 2:49:04
  around the cars. This old man.
• 2:49:06
  I say old man he's like a boomer.
• 2:49:08
  He's like 10 years older than me.
• 2:49:10
  He he's opens the door to like get into the car or whatever.
• 2:49:16
  And. Pushed me into traffic as I'm
• 2:49:19
  walking by and my ass got hit. Literally.
• 2:49:24
  I'm not joking. My ass got hit by a car and the
• 2:49:29
  mirror broke off. Like the mirror of that car hit
• 2:49:31
  me dead in my left ass cheek and broke off.
• 2:49:38
  Needless to say I was not in a good mood and I did threaten to
• 2:49:42
  fucking beat the old man up. I kind of.
• 2:49:45
  Just decided that that was not a good idea after a minute and
• 2:49:49
  walked off. But yeah, I just think it's
• 2:49:52
  funny, you know, I'm not a hard ass, but my ass breaks the car,
• 2:49:56
  not the other way around. I think the moral of the story
• 2:50:01
  is that Max is superhuman and you should have fucked with
• 2:50:04
  them. I think the moral of the story
• 2:50:07
  is, is that Max has the worst fucking luck.
• 2:50:09
  Please. And yeah, he's still coming on
• 2:50:13
  here and cracking jokes. Oh yeah, I've been limping ever
• 2:50:17
  since, man. It wasn't pleasant.
• 2:50:19
  It still hurts. My ass is bruised.
• 2:50:23
  Oh, got big old fucking cut. By the way, the person that hit
• 2:50:28
  me did not stop. So I was just like, oh, great.
• 2:50:35
  I was like, why didn't you call the cops?
• 2:50:37
  And I was like. Well, 'cause I wasn't dead and
• 2:50:40
  they took off, so I wasn't going to catch them.
• 2:50:43
  Yeah. It's not like there was cameras
• 2:50:46
  or whatever so. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:50:49
  One of those situations. Fuck it.
• 2:50:51
  But hey, now I know if your fucking passenger side mirror is
• 2:50:55
  knocked off, we have words. Well, maybe, maybe better go.
• 2:50:58
  Get that shit fixed before I find you, motherfucker.
• 2:51:03
  Maybe that was Secret Agent Boomer.
• 2:51:04
  Maybe he tried. Maybe he tried to.
• 2:51:07
  Maybe he tried to off you. Yeah.
• 2:51:12
  I don't know. It's like a day in the life of
• 2:51:15
  me though, man. It's shit like that is very
• 2:51:17
  common. And it's like, well, what do I
• 2:51:20
  do? Do I beat up this old man or do
• 2:51:23
  I just fucking take it on the ass literally?
• 2:51:28
  Well, no, You take a. I should have beat.
• 2:51:30
  I should have beat up the old man, is the answer.
• 2:51:34
  I regret that. I'll probably go back down
• 2:51:36
  tomorrow and be like, hey motherfucker, Remember Me.
• 2:51:42
  Well, now you take it. You take it.
• 2:51:45
  You take it. You take it into Discord and you
• 2:51:49
  know or no into Gilded sorry and you make it.
• 2:51:53
  You make a teachable moment. True.
• 2:51:58
  So. Which is what you did yesterday
• 2:52:00
  with without revealing any of the other names in there, so.
• 2:52:07
  Yeah. But.
• 2:52:08
  You can always learn. From Getting hit by a car in the
• 2:52:10
  ass. I mean, I mean, that's the best.
• 2:52:20
  And that's what I'll blame as to why I'm a bit fucking off the
• 2:52:24
  wall this week, right? It's, it's, it's, I'm in shock
• 2:52:27
  or whatever. Yeah, well I mean, if I I don't
• 2:52:34
  have anything that can that can compare it to that.
• 2:52:36
  But all I can say is I've had a canker sore for the past week
• 2:52:42
  that that kind of hurts like a bitch.
• 2:52:46
  But I'm. Not those things do suck.
• 2:52:50
  Yeah, but there's that's one of those things like, OK, I'm not
• 2:52:57
  like. You know, I'm not like
• 2:52:59
  necessarily an anti Vaxx, but it it does seem weird to me that
• 2:53:02
  like we figured out COVID and like, you know, a short amount
• 2:53:08
  of time supposedly. And yet we still have no idea
• 2:53:13
  what causes canker sores. I don't know.
• 2:53:18
  I don't know. So but I.
• 2:53:24
  Yeah, yeah. Don't get hit by a car.
• 2:53:26
  That's the best advice I can give.
• 2:53:29
  Don't, don't, actually, don't actually bite your lower lip.
• 2:53:33
  That's what I would advise so. True.
• 2:53:36
  True. Yeah.
• 2:53:38
  Also, don't forget that Johnny Fox eats poop while he fucks a
• 2:53:43
  cat and gets fucked by a big black Dick.
• 2:53:46
  And most importantly, is a plagiarist.
• 2:53:49
  Yeah, well, I mean, he's even that's not original.
• 2:53:52
  He stole that idea from somebody else, too.
• 2:53:57
  Wait, wait. He's nothing.
• 2:53:59
  Wait, he stole the idea that he would?
• 2:54:01
  That he's a plagiarist? No, no, he stole the idea about
• 2:54:05
  fucking cats and eating poop from Shane Dawson.
• 2:54:10
  Sorry. Oh yeah.
• 2:54:15
  Now we're going to get fucked with.
• 2:54:17
  Now we'll get real soon. Be great.
• 2:54:24
  My wife won't like that joke at all, by the way.
• 2:54:28
  She used to like that Shane Dawson guy and then it came out
• 2:54:31
  that he said he fucked his cat or whatever and I never let her
• 2:54:34
  forget it. And yeah.
• 2:54:39
  Yeah, poor, poor, poor Maxine sound.
• 2:54:46
  Poor me. She used to fucking watch that
• 2:54:49
  guy in my house. I had to hear it.
• 2:54:52
  It's terrible. You know how fucking annoying it
• 2:54:56
  is to listen to a homosexual talk?
• 2:55:00
  But do you have any idea how annoying it is?
• 2:55:06
  We should end the show before I get us fucking kicked off the
• 2:55:09
  air. Yeah, that.
• 2:55:11
  That's good. That's good.
• 2:55:13
  Clipped that. No, but what's the point of
• 2:55:17
  clipping it out of context 'cause I will repeat it.
• 2:55:23
  Listen, listen. I've already been accused of
• 2:55:25
  being an Islamophobe. You.
• 2:55:28
  Know. No.
• 2:55:28
  But I can listen to them talk, right?
• 2:55:32
  I could talk to their It's just listening to some gay It's not
• 2:55:35
  even just listening to a gay guy talk.
• 2:55:37
  It's listening to a gay guy talk about his life.
• 2:55:42
  I'd rather I'd rather listen to a woman talk about their.
• 2:55:45
  Yeah. No, no, no.
• 2:55:48
  Here's what I Here's what I don't get is.
• 2:55:52
  The, the, the Super like wispy guys.
• 2:55:56
  That's him. Oh God and.
• 2:56:00
  And. And when she first watched him,
• 2:56:02
  she used to swear up and down to me.
• 2:56:04
  I was like, that dude's so gay. And she was like, no, he's not.
• 2:56:07
  No, he's not. And then at one point, it was
• 2:56:09
  like, oh, did you hear about him and his fiance?
• 2:56:12
  And it's a dude. And I was like, oh oh.
• 2:56:17
  Yeah. Oh, so he is gay.
• 2:56:19
  And you owe me an apology for all those times you screamed at
• 2:56:22
  me about it. And she's like, no, he's not.
• 2:56:24
  He's bi. And I'm like, yeah, that's the
• 2:56:26
  same thing. I'm Look, women.
• 2:56:29
  Yeah. No, no, it it is women is
• 2:56:32
  whatever. But if you're a man and you have
• 2:56:34
  sex with other men, you're gay. Just because you will also have
• 2:56:40
  sex with women. That just makes you a hoe.
• 2:56:44
  You're still gay? You cannot unsuck a Dick,
• 2:56:48
  motherfucker. Yeah, no, that's that's that's
• 2:56:53
  just true. Yeah.
• 2:56:55
  So if you suck a Dick at all in your whole life, you are gay.
• 2:57:01
  And that. Yeah, and that.
• 2:57:03
  And that's not a joke. No, that's not a joke at all.
• 2:57:06
  And also. That's not a fucking high.
• 2:57:10
  Just don't suck Dick and you won't be gay.
• 2:57:13
  Like if you can't, if you can't manage that.
• 2:57:16
  Can see, most guys, when the thought of that comes up, they
• 2:57:19
  have like a disgust reaction, right?
• 2:57:21
  Like, no, there's no Dick going anywhere near my mouth, right?
• 2:57:26
  If you don't have that strong disgust reaction, so much so
• 2:57:31
  that you put the Dick in your mouth, you're gay.
• 2:57:36
  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• 2:57:41
  Allegedly. Yeah.
• 2:57:45
  I think, I think. I think I've made Sam
• 2:57:52
  uncomfortable enough for one episode.
• 2:57:56
  No, I I think is is I think did did APIC scan invade Max's body?
• 2:58:06
  No, no, it's. Just like a That's why I.
• 2:58:09
  Was a good you know fill in Co host.
• 2:58:11
  It's like we're just similar in a lot of ways, but one is that
• 2:58:15
  we do both believe that if you suck a Dick, you're gay.
• 2:58:19
  Well, yeah, no, I I unequivocally believe that.
• 2:58:23
  And in fact, in fact, a a guy I know once like was like, I'm not
• 2:58:31
  gay, I'm bi, and I'm like, no, you're.
• 2:58:35
  You're still gay? Yeah, you're just you're you're
• 2:58:38
  gay, but you're a hoe. That's all.
• 2:58:41
  You're still primarily gay because it takes a large amount
• 2:58:45
  of fucking homosexuality to put penis in your mouth or anywhere
• 2:58:50
  else, unless it's your own penis, and even then it doesn't
• 2:58:54
  go in the mouth or a vagina. Yeah.
• 2:59:02
  Or a girl's mouth. What about getting your Dick
• 2:59:06
  sucked? See, that's where it's a little
• 2:59:07
  bit of a Gray area. I still think gay if a dude
• 2:59:11
  sucks your Dick, but some guys say not.
• 2:59:15
  No, it's it's gay. Yeah, that's pretty gay, you
• 2:59:20
  know? I mean, he's super gay for
• 2:59:22
  sucking it, but you're still pretty gay for, like, letting
• 2:59:25
  him, you know? Yeah.
• 2:59:27
  I guess there's degrees of gay. Yeah.
• 2:59:34
  My thing is, if you're going to be gay, just please don't
• 2:59:37
  fucking Lisp. That's my only.
• 2:59:41
  That's my only request. If you're going to be straight,
• 2:59:46
  act like a fucking man. That's my request.
• 2:59:49
  I'm so sick of fucking Zoomer effeminate bullshit.
• 2:59:54
  Grow a pear. Put some fucking, you know, they
• 2:59:58
  say like. Like this is a thing.
• 3:00:00
  Like kids think it's an old wives tale.
• 3:00:01
  Like when they say that'll put hair on your chest.
• 3:00:03
  No like things. Really will put.
• 3:00:05
  Hair on your chest and make you a fucking man.
• 3:00:08
  There are things that do that drink fucking way too much
• 3:00:12
  whiskey that'll put some fucking hair on your chest.
• 3:00:15
  Have a near death experience that'll put some fucking hair on
• 3:00:19
  your chest and also maybe pump up your fucking testosterone
• 3:00:22
  because as I understand it, the average T level.
• 3:00:26
  Among zoomers as they've tested, it is between 3:00 and 400
• 3:00:31
  nanometers. I'm sorry, nanograms.
• 3:00:34
  What? What?
• 3:00:35
  Micrograms? Whatever They call it NM.
• 3:00:38
  And it used to be 1000. Yeah, mine's like 1000.
• 3:00:49
  My doctor was like yours is almost high enough where we
• 3:00:52
  should be a little concerned. Not that you don't have to put
• 3:00:58
  it out there, but it was like the 1200 mark.
• 3:01:00
  And he was like, yeah, it's a little high, but of course, when
• 3:01:03
  it's a little high, they test you for certain things,
• 3:01:05
  testicular cancer being one of them.
• 3:01:07
  And I came back clean. And they're just like, all
• 3:01:09
  right. So you're you're so you're a
• 3:01:12
  manly man, basically. I guess I know because that was
• 3:01:17
  like if like 1000 was average 30 years ago, right, then 1200
• 3:01:23
  would have been normal. Right.
• 3:01:25
  'Cause average would be about the 50% mark, right?
• 3:01:28
  So 1200 would be like the 60% mark, like 60, you know?
• 3:01:34
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Grow, grow some, fucking, get some fucking
• 3:01:38
  tea, eat some fucking shit that's not full of BPA plastics.
• 3:01:42
  Fucking get some hair on your chest.
• 3:01:46
  Sammy's got hair on his chest. What are you doing?
• 3:01:49
  You know. I won't show mine 'cause it's.
• 3:01:53
  I mean, there's too much already.
• 3:01:58
  No, no. I'm much hairier underneath my
• 3:02:00
  shirt than I am. That that's my point, though.
• 3:02:04
  The the fucking crippled guy is more manly than yeah, than some
• 3:02:10
  of y'all. Yeah.
• 3:02:11
  Do something stupid, you know? I've started a political podcast
• 3:02:18
  when I was 14. Well, yeah, I kind of meant like
• 3:02:23
  life Threateningly stupid. No, no I I you know I I I had to
• 3:02:31
  do the self dunk though. Yeah, yeah.
• 3:02:35
  It's like what? What did we used to do?
• 3:02:36
  I mean, go outside's a good one. Get off the fucking computer.
• 3:02:40
  Stop talking about Israel on fucking Twitter.
• 3:02:43
  Ain't good for you. Oh my my favorite thing is.
• 3:02:47
  Zoomers now also claim that they invented going on walks.
• 3:02:51
  Yeah, I was laughing at that. She's like guys, I invented a
• 3:02:55
  silent walk. It's when you go for a walk and
• 3:02:58
  you don't look at your phone. Yeah.
• 3:03:02
  Yeah. Wow.
• 3:03:03
  Zoomers are real smart. Can't believe they figured that
• 3:03:07
  one out. Yeah.
• 3:03:09
  That's like doing 30 miles a week without a phone, but
• 3:03:12
  whatever. Yeah.
• 3:03:15
  Since I was like. 15 I've always walked.
• 3:03:23
  I didn't even know. Here's the thing, Sam, my son 7
• 3:03:28
  right? I did not have a cell phone and
• 3:03:32
  certainly not a smartphone until he was born.
• 3:03:37
  So 2017, 2016, 20/15/2015. It was the first time I ever had
• 3:03:46
  a fucking cell phone or a smartphone.
• 3:03:49
  What? You're talking it like a a.
• 3:03:52
  You're not just talking it like a smartphone, you're talking it
• 3:03:54
  like a cell phone. Period.
• 3:03:55
  Period, yes. That's actually amazing.
• 3:04:02
  Well, I always called it what it is.
• 3:04:04
  I don't need an electronic leash.
• 3:04:07
  If people need to get a hold of me, I'm not hard to find.
• 3:04:12
  You'd like. I have a house phone, you can
• 3:04:15
  call. I have a business phone, you can
• 3:04:17
  call. I don't need a phone with me
• 3:04:19
  every second of the day. But then when we had the boys,
• 3:04:22
  she's like, oh, it's the man's fine.
• 3:04:24
  I get a fucking phone. Yeah, yeah, I know it's.
• 3:04:32
  It is. If I if.
• 3:04:33
  If not for that, I would not have one today either.
• 3:04:42
  Yeah, sometimes it well, sometimes I wish they would
• 3:04:45
  bring back payphones, honestly. Yeah, I just my thing.
• 3:04:51
  Like I'm saying, I had a house phone.
• 3:04:54
  What have I needed a cell phone for?
• 3:04:57
  So that people can bother me when I'm out living my life.
• 3:05:00
  No. Fuck you.
• 3:05:05
  Why does everybody OK with and then motherfuckers all get
• 3:05:07
  phones and what do you do? What do you motherfuckers do?
• 3:05:10
  You're guilty of this too. You get the this too.
• 3:05:12
  And Sam's guilty of this too. What do you do on your phone?
• 3:05:16
  You call people. What do you fucking text?
• 3:05:19
  I I I do call people. In fact, I.
• 3:05:21
  Mostly text. No, I I actually mostly call
• 3:05:26
  because fair enough. I mean, yeah, I do.
• 3:05:30
  I do text somewhat, but I actually prefer to call because.
• 3:05:36
  Because my like it's easier. You're usually doing it by voice
• 3:05:40
  anyway. Yeah, so.
• 3:05:44
  I I didn't even think of that. Yeah.
• 3:05:47
  No, but no. But I, I and that's.
• 3:05:51
  Everybody else is just sitting there like texting.
• 3:05:54
  They're like, I can't make phone calls.
• 3:05:56
  Like it's so much anxiety because like, me, me, me, me,
• 3:05:59
  me. Fucking break the thing.
• 3:06:02
  It's rid of that. Fucking habit.
• 3:06:04
  You don't need to be tied to a goddamn piece of technology for
• 3:06:08
  the rest of your fucking life. That makes you antisocial and
• 3:06:11
  fucking a bitch. By the way, you can't make a
• 3:06:14
  fucking professional phone call. Yeah, you're kind of a bitch.
• 3:06:19
  Also, if you can make a professional phone call, you
• 3:06:22
  should put that on your resume now, because all these zoomers
• 3:06:24
  that can't, it's actually a skill.
• 3:06:27
  It's become a skill. Yeah.
• 3:06:29
  A few people do it. Yeah, you actually said that to
• 3:06:32
  me and and I was kind of like you actually said that to me
• 3:06:36
  last week and I was like I, you know, you saw my facial
• 3:06:40
  expression. I think I was shocked.
• 3:06:43
  Although lady also ladies like, there's no reason to text a guy
• 3:06:52
  on a date when he's literally across from you.
• 3:06:59
  If you're bringing your phone out on a date, there is no hope
• 3:07:03
  for that relationship. Just just to let you know.
• 3:07:07
  If you are on a date and you're texting while you're sitting
• 3:07:12
  across from the person that you're dating, that relationship
• 3:07:16
  is not going anywhere. Yep, I found that out.
• 3:07:20
  I found that out a couple of times.
• 3:07:23
  And if the other person's doing it same thing, yeah, you
• 3:07:26
  shouldn't be. You shouldn't be on your phone.
• 3:07:29
  I you know, if you get an emergency work, but this is the
• 3:07:32
  fucking problem. See is that's what I'm saying is
• 3:07:35
  I wouldn't get back in the day, wouldn't get an emergency work
• 3:07:38
  text. Do not do not disturb folks.
• 3:07:42
  Is your best friend. No, off is your best friend.
• 3:07:46
  Leave it at home. Yeah.
• 3:07:49
  Get rid of it. Throw it off a Cliff.
• 3:07:52
  Free yourself. Return to monkey.
• 3:07:58
  I wish I could. I really do.
• 3:07:59
  I I fucking hate these things. I really do.
• 3:08:02
  And I'm a tech guy and I fucking hate cell phones with a passion.
• 3:08:08
  I still have an MP3 player that works somewhat.
• 3:08:13
  Yeah, I used to have all that shit I used to.
• 3:08:16
  I I did everything to avoid cell phones, man.
• 3:08:19
  I fucking hated them things, and I still do.
• 3:08:23
  Because it is an electronic leash for anybody who wants to
• 3:08:26
  get my attention when I'm fucking busy, you know?
• 3:08:30
  Yeah, it is. That's I'll tell you, not
• 3:08:34
  bringing your phone everywhere all the time is a great way to
• 3:08:38
  fucking like, have hobbies and not be.
• 3:08:41
  Because look, all this parasocial fucking text message
• 3:08:44
  and shit anyway ain't actually socializing.
• 3:08:47
  It's not it's. It's not helpful.
• 3:08:50
  It's not. It's not making you a better
• 3:08:52
  person. It's not making your life
• 3:08:53
  better. It's making your life.
• 3:08:54
  These are making your life worse.
• 3:08:58
  They're reducing your attention span.
• 3:09:01
  They're reducing your ability to socialize with people right in
• 3:09:05
  front of you. They've certainly made, they've
• 3:09:08
  suddenly, they've suddenly made dating a fucking nightmare.
• 3:09:13
  Oh, I bet. I bet.
• 3:09:15
  Yeah, because I say that. I say if somebody pulls out the
• 3:09:18
  phone, that relationship's not going to go anywhere.
• 3:09:21
  But how many young people don't do that?
• 3:09:24
  Like none. Like none.
• 3:09:28
  Especially women. Max, it's it's not even, it's
• 3:09:31
  not even that people go on the phone to find dates.
• 3:09:35
  Now, you know, like I I I tried Tinder once as a joke.
• 3:09:43
  Never matched. But like, but like, yeah,
• 3:09:47
  zoomers think that like Tinder is where you go to find dates.
• 3:09:53
  It's not. I thought Tinder was where you
• 3:09:55
  went to find Fox. Well, yeah.
• 3:10:01
  And that's not the same thing. No, but.
• 3:10:04
  But I mean, if you're just. No, no, no, no.
• 3:10:07
  She's sitting on her on the phone all day.
• 3:10:08
  Who cares? Because it's not a long
• 3:10:10
  relationship. I'm saying if you have any hope
• 3:10:12
  for a relationship. Even if she look if she's on her
• 3:10:16
  phone. That's my.
• 3:10:18
  That's on her. That's my point though, man.
• 3:10:21
  You gentlemen, gentlemen, if you're on a date, put your phone
• 3:10:25
  away permanently. And I do, yeah.
• 3:10:31
  Do not sit there on your even if she is, be polite.
• 3:10:36
  I'm telling you that relationship's not.
• 3:10:38
  If she's on her phone, that's not going to work.
• 3:10:40
  It's not going to work out. OK, I've.
• 3:10:43
  But. But even if she does, you make a
• 3:10:46
  habit of not doing it. Talk to them.
• 3:10:50
  Ask about them. That's another problem young men
• 3:10:53
  make is they they don't want to ask about the women, and they
• 3:10:57
  want to tell about all their stupid autistic hobbies that
• 3:10:59
  women don't give a fuck about. Just ask them about themselves
• 3:11:03
  and then let them talk. And gentlemen, if you can't
• 3:11:07
  listen to the woman, answer the questions about herself because
• 3:11:10
  it's annoying. And again, that's not going to
• 3:11:12
  work out. Our relationship's not going to
• 3:11:14
  work. See I.
• 3:11:16
  Listen to her. It's not going to work.
• 3:11:19
  I did, but all she wanted to know was how much she loves
• 3:11:23
  Starbucks coffee. And like I asked what she I
• 3:11:28
  asked her what she wanted to do with like her life.
• 3:11:30
  And I think she heard me, but I'm not sure because she went on
• 3:11:36
  to like her favorite Instagram filter or something like that
• 3:11:39
  and I could. Right.
• 3:11:42
  And so you didn't take my advice then?
• 3:11:44
  Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, That's.
• 3:11:47
  The kind of inane bullshit they're gonna talk about.
• 3:11:52
  All of them. Yeah.
• 3:11:54
  Good woman or a bad woman, It doesn't matter.
• 3:11:57
  Yes. You have to sit through that,
• 3:11:59
  Sam. Yeah.
• 3:12:01
  I know, I I I realize I'm gonna. But like do, do I have to
• 3:12:07
  pretend to know? No, no, you don't know anything.
• 3:12:12
  Have her explain it. Yeah.
• 3:12:15
  No I I well no because it that's.
• 3:12:18
  I'm not on Instagram. How?
• 3:12:20
  How does that work? In well, in my defense, I did
• 3:12:25
  ask like about because she she died at Starbucks.
• 3:12:28
  And I I asked, I'm like, I haven't been to Starbucks in
• 3:12:31
  forever. What is that like?
• 3:12:34
  And she looked at me like I was a space alien.
• 3:12:43
  I need to give. Classes on this shit, I swear to
• 3:12:47
  God. Yeah, human are weird.
• 3:12:50
  Yeah, this is a surprise. But like, they're going to talk
• 3:12:54
  about shit that's inane and boring and that you have
• 3:12:57
  absolutely no interest in. Just like you want.
• 3:13:00
  This is why I say young men are like more womanly than they
• 3:13:03
  fucking think. Just like you want to do.
• 3:13:06
  If you want to just talk about yourself to a woman on a date,
• 3:13:09
  the whole time you're being womanly, the woman's supposed to
• 3:13:13
  do that. And so if you're the man, you
• 3:13:15
  kind of have to let that happen. I I see.
• 3:13:18
  I don't. I I I'm.
• 3:13:21
  Not saying you. I'm saying that, you know what I
• 3:13:23
  mean. All these guys want.
• 3:13:25
  To know. Fucking favorite video game or
• 3:13:27
  whatever. Or or or their favorite fucking
• 3:13:31
  train. Or yeah.
• 3:13:33
  I guess. I guess I'm a little.
• 3:13:35
  I guess I'm just a little shocked because I've heard that,
• 3:13:38
  like, women are supposedly like the smarter, like gender, right?
• 3:13:45
  From who? Women.
• 3:13:49
  Well. Seriously.
• 3:13:50
  Seriously. And you know, like the IQ
• 3:13:53
  averages don't back that up, right?
• 3:13:57
  Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 3:13:58
  Now. Well, yeah, since college.
• 3:14:01
  I figured that out. Right, right.
• 3:14:04
  Just just wanted to make sure, yeah, no, they're not the
• 3:14:07
  smarter, at least in the terms of what we measure intelligence
• 3:14:10
  by. Although their their Iqs might
• 3:14:12
  not be, as I put their their empathy quotients are very, very
• 3:14:16
  high and you gotta blah blah blah, blah.
• 3:14:18
  Look, both women aren't that fucking into any of the fucking
• 3:14:22
  intellectual pursuits that you're gonna be into.
• 3:14:26
  That's not how women are. The thing that the thing that
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  I've heard more is that like women mature faster and I'm not
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  quite so sure about that necessarily.
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  I don't know. I see a lot of young girls
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  fucking being very immature these days, although.
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  Yeah, guys, yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
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  See guys in their 20s that look like they're 15 if you don't
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  look, If you don't look like a grown man, people aren't going
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  to treat you like 1. And that doesn't mean you have
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  to be very tall or muscular. I'm not.
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  I'm. I'm five.
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  I'm like 5-4. But if you if you look like an
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  adult and you treat yourself with some semblance of
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  seriousness, you can overcome that.
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  Yeah, no. People think I'm like, you know,
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  some people think I'm a man and in my defense, I'm sitting down
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  all the time. True.
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  But. Like I also look, I'm in, I also
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  look, I'm in my mid 30s, so. Yeah, well, look, it's easy for
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  me to say being giant and intimidating, but like, yeah,
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  being intimidating in some way. Women like that.
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  This is why. This is why a lot of these guys
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  can't catch a fucking bite, even for a date, is because they they
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  there's nothing intimidating about them.
• 3:15:51
  They're weak. They come off weak.
• 3:15:53
  They look weak. They they have little flimsy
• 3:15:56
  little wrists. They don't get tans.
• 3:15:59
  Then they don't work out. They want to talk about their
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  video games. They there's nothing like about
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  their life that they want to talk about, you know what I'm
• 3:16:08
  saying? Like what they're doing or like
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  what their ambitions are. They want to talk about stupid
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  inane bullshit. Just like the women do.
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  And that's why the women, the women don't want you to talk
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  about the stupid inane bullshit. That's what their girlfriends
• 3:16:23
  are for. They don't want to hear that you
• 3:16:25
  know what they want to talk about.
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  Them. Them.
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  Yeah. You want to be a good.
• 3:16:31
  You want to be a good date, Be a good listener and ask questions.
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  And the kind of questions that are really lame, like, oh
• 3:16:41
  really? Could you tell me more about
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  that? That's interesting.
• 3:16:46
  That's it. Let her talk about herself for
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  fucking three hours. If you do that, you might end up
• 3:16:53
  hitting that pussy at the end of the night.
• 3:16:55
  I'm not even joking. That's that's not a joke.
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  Yeah, no, I I I believe ya. They might not know a fucking
• 3:17:01
  thing about you from the entire date because you haven't said
• 3:17:04
  shit about yourself. Still, they'll think that you're
• 3:17:10
  such a nice and good guy, but that's how the date ends, all
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  you got to do. Listen and ask questions that
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  give her an opening to talk for at least another 5 minutes.
• 3:17:25
  Well, I well, I'm, I'm, I'm a pretty good interviewer, so as
• 3:17:28
  long as all I have to say is tell him more and she can just
• 3:17:32
  talk, I'm happy. Talk over, Sam.
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  Please, please, ladies, please do that.
• 3:17:41
  Yeah. At this point, at this point, it
• 3:17:45
  happened so much it must be a fetish, right?
• 3:17:52
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except when I say I don't know a
• 3:17:55
  thing, a Starbucks. Then the whole fucking place
• 3:17:59
  goes quiet. Well, here, that wouldn't be a
• 3:18:06
  problem, 'cause we don't have those.
• 3:18:09
  What's a Starbucks? That's a coffee place, right?
• 3:18:12
  No, I'd literally would have to go like 45 minutes to find a
• 3:18:15
  Starbucks. Like easily 45 minutes or more,
• 3:18:21
  probably more probably like an hour.
• 3:18:23
  Probably have to drive an hour for Starbucks coffee.
• 3:18:26
  But Dunkin' Donuts will be across the street from a Dunkin'
• 3:18:29
  Donuts. And then right next to that will
• 3:18:31
  be what we call Honeydew, which is a local donut.
• 3:18:34
  Chain I I have AI have a Dunkin' Donuts right down the street
• 3:18:37
  from me. So.
• 3:18:41
  Starbucks just didn't a thing around here, which is good
• 3:18:45
  because their coffee tastes like ass.
• 3:18:48
  I mean, I I mean, you're not wrong.
• 3:18:53
  You know, Duncan's quality has dropped.
• 3:18:56
  It's a little bit but like. This thing, the thing with
• 3:19:01
  Starbucks is it's a thing where like, we're mostly white women
• 3:19:06
  go to like. It it's their equivalent of like
• 3:19:12
  the bar basically that's the best way from what I from what I
• 3:19:16
  understand it it's like, so yeah it's and that's why women enjoy
• 3:19:21
  talking out I guess so. Yeah, I'll, I'll never get it.
• 3:19:27
  But I would have, I would have let the girl talk about it all
• 3:19:30
  fucking night and then like, oh, that's great.
• 3:19:32
  What kind of coffee do you like? Oh yeah.
• 3:19:36
  Yeah, luckily. My, my wife's not Starbucks
• 3:19:40
  person. Yeah, I know if, if you, if, if
• 3:19:43
  you had actually met me while I was still in college especially,
• 3:19:49
  yeah, things might have been different.
• 3:19:52
  So I might have I might actually have an Australian wife by now.
• 3:20:01
  So. Oof.
• 3:20:04
  Oof, I thought you liked humans though.
• 3:20:08
  No, no, she was. She was really hot for an for an
• 3:20:12
  Aussie. Sorry, I just had to.
• 3:20:18
  I had to keep going with all the offensive shit tonight.
• 3:20:22
  You should probably put a stop to me.
• 3:20:24
  Yeah, no, I I think, I think this is a good place to I call
• 3:20:32
  it quits. Having too much fun.
• 3:20:41
  Hey, we, we we could keep going, but you know, we'll just keep
• 3:20:46
  derailing. Amazingly, people are still
• 3:20:49
  watching too. I'm sure Chat wants this shit
• 3:20:52
  show to be over with. So without further ado, thanks
• 3:20:58
  for tuning in. You know, same bat time, same
• 3:21:03
  bat channel next week. And yeah, thanks for tuning in
• 3:21:09
  and eat a steak, gentleman, for the love of God, eat.
• 3:21:16
  AI think I think my Sniper Wolf take offended at least somebody
• 3:21:20
  nice. I I believe that.
• 3:21:23
  So doxing is cool? Yes, doxing is cool and fun.
• 3:21:28
  That's what I said. You.
• 3:21:29
  Can quote. All righty folks.
• 3:21:34
  See you. See you next time.
• 3:21:40
  Thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on the NGC
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• 3:21:57
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• 3:22:02
  God, freedom, legacy in that order.