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What do you do when someone knocks on the bathroom door? 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: You know, Allie, I I think you stubbl stubb stubbed you stumbled upon a um uh well it's a it's a weird human uh human nature flaw that we all have, and I don't know, uh I'm beginning to see some people have a go-to line.
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  SPEAKER_02: You and I, we totally change our personalities when this happens.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I'm in the bathroom and somebody knocks to see if I'm in the stall, which I was yesterday at Music and Motors at WGI, I was like, somebody's in here.
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  SPEAKER_02: How the person doesn't know either, because when they knock and the door doesn't like slightly creak open, you must be like, Well, I'll just keep moving on to the next stall.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or they should that person should say, Oh, sorry, and just move to the next one.
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  SPEAKER_02: But that you never do.
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  SPEAKER_00: The knock, I think, is to see if it'll open.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and and and here's what wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got two great responses for 3504.
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  SPEAKER_00: What do you say when this interaction happens?
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  SPEAKER_00: I always say, come in.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have another one that I think is also top tier, 2851, says, uh, I say, help! I can't get out.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys, I could never think that quick in the moment where, you know, my uh most private of moments is happening.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I now know I I'm gonna have like an arsenal.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna steal all of these.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: So every single time.
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  SPEAKER_00: You will never use them though.
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  SPEAKER_00: You'll never be like, No, I'll get stuck in that moment.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll get stuck in the moment.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be like, I can't even like actually pronunciate anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like Lionel Ritchie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hello or Adele.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, hello.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love what 2999 said.
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  SPEAKER_02: They said, why do some people, even if you respond, just keep trying uh to open the door and keep uh knocking?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm busy in here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe that's what you should say.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm busy in here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Usually that'll happen if you're at a concert of some kind and people have been imbibing because they they don't, they're like, you know, uh, it's keep knocking, so somebody opens the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you know it's funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh in a related enough story that it's very close to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: This reminds me, I have so I found out Gavin's gonna be my bathroom story kid.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not telling you, like, you know, he's gonna come out of the bathroom and be like, Man, call the zoo.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's an Ana Kanda on the loose.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, eventually if he takes on your personality.
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  SPEAKER_02: He might.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but he's got two hilarious stories.
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  SPEAKER_02: One just happened about a public restroom.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this is oh god, four years ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: I remember a story.
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  SPEAKER_02: He was uh on his way back home and they stopped at a sheets gas station, aka Virginia, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gavin being all of let's see, 12, let's see, so uh 11, 10, 9, so 8, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: You got a little different personality.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're a little bolder sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Goes walking into the bathroom, thought it was empty, goes, freeze FBI! There was a guy taking a deuce.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's adorable.
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  SPEAKER_00: I heard the story.
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  SPEAKER_00: And of course it's like his little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, Gavin doesn't have a baby voice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gavin has a really raspy voice, so I can hear him be like, Freeze FBI.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I've just been smoking some pauballs.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the other one, and this is so funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Imagine that voice on an eight-year-old.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Ruth Babarino Gavin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, so the other one just happened this past week, and he was telling me that uh he was again traveling home.
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  SPEAKER_02: And apparently, you know, because you know traveler, anyways.
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  SPEAKER_02: The the other side of his family are really starting to embrace their southern uh new roots, and and they stopped at a Bucky's, and I'm like, I'm so jealous.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's uh whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely jealous, just a big ass gas station.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who cares?
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  SPEAKER_02: Um with the best brisket, I hear.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: You uh yeah, that's on the border of uh of uh gas station sushi to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Until I try it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gas stations are meant for hot dogs, a bag of chips, and pretzels and a soda and get out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, but anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: And a bucky sweatshirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh so at any rate, he goes, and that this is where Gavin turns into uh little thug Gavin because he they love he loves when he gets passionate about stories to be like, oh no, man, oh no.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, dude, you are you're 12 next Thursday, but it's like, oh no, man, oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, is he Latino now?
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  SPEAKER_00: So he's in, he goes in the bathroom and where's the raspy Latino?
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  unknown: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, well, he loses it there, and he's in the bathroom and he's doing his thing, you know, standing, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then the stall next to him, full on explosion, he's telling me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Full on.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he's like sitting there, and he didn't say it out loud, but in his head, as he's telling me this story, so he's describing it as what's going through his head, and he's like, I'm standing there and he's like, oh no, man, I gotta get out of here.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm just I'm rolling.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, the description is just I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That and every every single amusement park, it's gotta be the quickest in and out because for some reason everyone's guts just lose it at an amusement park.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, might be a relation to the food and the rides, but Oh, I didn't even think about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that combination can create a thunderstorm real quick in your unders.