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Jimothy the Raccoon and Rap like Shaq · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Merle, I'm with you, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking the exact same thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh 3557 said, uh Allie, maybe the uh uh oh, they were uh they were talking cottage cheese can last 500 days in a freezer.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh first of all, what frozen cheese never seems to work itself back out after it's frozen.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: We were talking about how a company is making an electronic nose for those people that struggle with expiration dates, or maybe they just have terrible allergies and they can't tell, is this questionable?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: There are people, I I I can see this being a very handy tool that, you know, you a kitchen tool, you can unlike the salad shooter or the salad spinner, which are up for sale at every uh estate sale.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: There is some logic to this.
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  SPEAKER_03: So besides joking with Allie, that I've seen her make some questionable choices out of the fridge.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I hate wasting food.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: But there are people, if you've got I was raised with like no money and that my parents like withheld food from me.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, it was the era we grew up in.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: We all heard about Ethiopia and the fact that a piece of rice would feed the entire country.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not kidding.
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  SPEAKER_03: This was the era we grew up in.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, all the PSAs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, a dollar a day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeez, it was brutal.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh looking back at it, I'm like, wow, we're kind of in an insensitive group.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yet they're funny.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh anyway, uh the so I could see this being a handy tool because you've if you've got severe allergies, one of Gavin's buddies has the worst allergies.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, he he sounds more like Sylvester Stallone than Stallone does.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have a He comes over, he's like, Oh, I haven't smelled in five weeks.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's like this could be helpful to somebody like that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or maybe you had a nose job and they botched it and you can't smell anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, also because there is in every relationship, there's somebody who they just really take it to the mark, and the other person, the second it is even a whisper of the the expiration date, they're like, throw it away, throw it away.
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  SPEAKER_03: Up at midnight, throwing it out, it expired today.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I could see this being very handy because sometimes, and there's even foods you know, like okay, you mentioned Zach went in for the homemade salsa.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I gotta think there's a lot of spices in that, things you know that can help preserve it naturally longer.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: But sometimes there's items that you do wonder, you're like, you know, is that sauerkraut?
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  SPEAKER_03: Which should not go bad forever.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, but we have to still okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have a jar.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad you said sauerkraut.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have a jar from the Aldi, and it is I think it looks a little gray.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he keeps saying, If it's gray, throw it away.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what I said.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he he goes, Oh no, it's supposed to ferment.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, no, it's already fermented, Zach.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the point.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're getting it that way.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, and I I said, I don't think it's supposed to be that color.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he's holding on to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is like the one thing in my fridge.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like a prize gem.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is the one thing in my fridge that he won't throw away or let me throw away.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: I think honestly, because I mean he didn't spend the night last night, I should have thrown it away.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: You get home beforehand, bitch.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, um, so and maybe the 500 days, maybe Merle meant that was uh that the Salem's hot dog you said that could last like 200 days.
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  SPEAKER_03: First of all, it's gotta be an unopened package.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: The air can't hit it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe in the freezer?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, in the freezer.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll let anything go.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then it gets to the point in the freezer, it's so freezer burned that when you do thaw it, it just tastes terrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: They go, oh no, the salsa.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's pretty rough.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now listen, I'm gonna play something for you because this is taking over the internet, but you guys all gotta do me a huge favor.
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: You gotta make sure that Shimon County doesn't find out about this, or there'll be another uh animal killing.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is Jimothy the raccoon taking over the internet.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, what am I looking at?
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  SPEAKER_00: You have the strangest body, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh boy, so now a raccoon a little bit more dangerous than say, I don't know, a squirrel.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, but um I've been s I've been talking about raccoons since last week because one of our coworkers, big Jimothy fan.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Melissa.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I said, growing up, I I don't I don't like raccoons because growing up, Julia Harmon, her family had raccoons, and at first they were so cute and we would feed them with little a little bottle and and it was adorable, and then all of a sudden they're like Yeah, they turn like overnight.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like a hot dog in your fridge.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jimothy, I feel I could turn on you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, Jimothy, here's the thing he's uh so recognizable because uh, well, one, the name Jimothy, and he suffers from a short spine syndrome, which gives him a uh well, very recognizable shape uh and posture.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I still feel like a raccoon's a raccoon.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  unknown: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna turn.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not anything that I'm ever gonna say, can I can I get a pet raccoon?
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  SPEAKER_03: Then you're gonna have this reduced raccoon coming at you, and you're gonna be like, oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't even get a ferret because I mean, it's just the smell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, interestingly enough, I have something on a ferret too.
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  SPEAKER_03: There is uh, where is this here?
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  SPEAKER_03: Hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me come down to this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I saw something about a ferret and a parrot.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you see this?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is um let me come back to it here.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: It'll just ah, meet uh no, that's the locksmith.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'll play you that later.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm trying to find oh, here it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, this is going viral right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't uh when you hear it, you're gonna be like, Really, this is it?
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  SPEAKER_03: A guy known as Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Waffle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Waffle uh uh he's posted a um reel on Facebook of little uh characters sharing a pair uh a pear and a carrot.
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  SPEAKER_03: Listen to Dr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Waffle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: This will mess your head right up.
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  SPEAKER_00: A parrot and a ferret sharing, a pear and a carrot on the ferrets, parents terrace in Paris, the glaring ferrets, parents in barrist.
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  SPEAKER_00: You see ferrets of Baron's air apparent, but the ferret caring had merit and air up there with rarest with parrot.
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  SPEAKER_00: So pears with parrot, he cherished as much as parrot cherished sharing is parish with parrots.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_02: He's like the first rap.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: By the way, uh Shaquille O'Neal.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Shaquille O'Neal is gonna be here on Sunday, and I I Saturday.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: Saturday, why did I say Sunday?
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  SPEAKER_02: Saturday, and at first I thought, when I heard that Shaquille O'Neal is DJing, I was like, okay.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: One's a twos, Ellie.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what I thought it was gonna be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wheels of steel.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: And then wait, do do like a Gold Bond commercial and I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap behind you, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Ready?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: Try Gold Bond medicated powder, if not that icy hot.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Then called.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I thought.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna go through all of the things he endorses.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: Then called the general car insurance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh B W G I is checked.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what I thought.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: But instead, you got that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bada.
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  SPEAKER_03: But Shaq, dude, he's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's like a total hype guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: When you see this, I know.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_03: And I just gotta get tickets for grid life because this is gonna be wild.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's pretty early in the night.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we have some tickets to give away today.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we gotta give some of these away.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, but also I found out that the reason that his set is at 6 45, which is kind of early.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's great for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's light out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Shaq.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: Is because did you know that he is spinning in Buffalo that night?
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the same night?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was the next day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's what it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll take your sloppy firsts.