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2135 - 90 Day Fiance: TOW (s8e3) "No Shoes, No Trust, Big Problems" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to Pink Shade. It is Tuesday. It
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: is TLC Tuesday. I'm here with my girl, Kimberly. Whoop, whoop. Hey, girl.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: So excited to be here.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Not sick of these people yet, but getting there.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Getting there?
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: There's a couple people.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: That have already made you mad? There's a couple for
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: me as well.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: There's a couple dudes here who I already hate as
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: much as Lauren.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Like, and not Alexi and Lauren.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: No. Mother Lauren.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Faith and Lauren. Yes. Like, I don't, just, I'm so mad.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: The bar is so low. Ladies, raise your standards.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Yes. Um, I have to tell you something funny. So
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: there's a flamingo behind you. You have to be watching
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: YouTube to see it, but there's a flamingo behind you
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: that you did with your diamond painting. And I just
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: saw a TV news. It was like NBC news was
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: on at my niece's house. I was over there seeing
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: her kids and NBC news was on and it was, um,
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: frat boys, not frat boys, Las Vegas, drunk boys, same, same, same.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas drunkards like steal a flamingo. I guess from
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: the flamingo. Do they have– anyway, they had a flamingo
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: like in their hotel.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: A real flamingo? Yes.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know where they got it from because it
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: was only just the– you know, the video was on,
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: not the audio. And I was like, oh, my God.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: That poor flamingo.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with drunk boys? So many things.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. And we went and
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: picked up– I feel.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Like that's so like old school, like stealing somebody's mascot.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It's like watching The Hangover. It's these guys
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: like shirtless and they're probably like in their 30s. They're like, dude.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: And they're like holding that. I go, I hope that
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: flamingo turned around and pecked your fucking eyes out. Exactly.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Flamingo didn't deserve to even be in Vegas in the
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: first place.
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: No, let's not.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Let's not. Anyway, I saw somebody else that posted about
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: diamond painting the other day and it made me think
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: of you. I was like, maybe I should do diamond painting. Yeah.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the listeners at Leaper Fest said she
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: got into it because of me, and we were bonding
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: over diamond painting.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: I know. Now, if you're watching normally, I'm at my
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: home office, and I have my diamond painting behind me
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: that you did. But I'm here once again in my
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: sister's guest room. Here it is. And my sound did
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: not sound great when I did it yesterday with Keisha,
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: so here's hoping today is better.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was listening to it. It was fine.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: OK, got this giant microphone, which is my former microphone
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: in my office at home. And I decided to make
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: this my travel microphone because the other one was always
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: crapping out on me. But it's it's it's this big.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: It's so big. And somebody said that it looked like
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: it was as big as my head because I was
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: recording like this. Like, hello.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm going to be at my aunt's starting tomorrow.
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: So you're going to see a weird background and some
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: weird echoey old house situation.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, good. You'll have to make like a pillow.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Spooky for Halloween.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: You'll have to make a pillow barrier to bounce the sound.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: But nobody cares about that. Let's talk about this show.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: 90 Day The Other Way, Season 8, Episode 3. No shoes,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: no trust, big problems. Mm-hmm. Okay. I like it. I
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: like it. I'm a fan. Yeah. I like how they
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: wove that in there. We know where it comes from.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: And that's who we're starting with, the Shoeless Wonders, Andy
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: and Nigel.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: Speaking of dudes that I don't like, and I noticed
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: she did comment on your Instagram with a little, like,
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: embarrassed face emoji. Oh, yeah.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: She's commented on my Instagram a lot.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So are we getting the sense from her comments
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: that they're still together?
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: It's too soon in the season to tell.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the sense that she's agreeing with what we're saying. Right. Yeah.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: So they could still be together because she could just
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: be defending that sort of behavior and then being like, yeah,
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: that was bad, but we're great now.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: He's changed. He's changed. He doesn't bang other women. I promise. No.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: And he bathes now. It's amazing. So this dude looks
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: like he smells like.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Well, skid marks.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: And patchouli. But that's gone bad. And toe cheese.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: OK, stop. I was going to say Irish spring and
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: dirt mixed together. Okay. You went too far.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Irish Spring? You think he's using soap?
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. But like every other day. Because he
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: likes to have his natural scent.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: He does. He's one of the guys that does the musk,
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: like the pheromone maxing or whatever.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: But he's been doing it. He's been doing it for decades.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: He didn't even know it was a trend.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: This guy.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: It's a problem. So they're driving back from the airport
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: in his flatbread bag. weird little truck that we don't
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: know why he has for festivals.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: You did just say flat bread, but it's okay.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, flat bed. Sorry. I did just record bake off.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: So I just recorded our date with the bank. Could
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: be I have bread on the mind. So he's pointing
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: out the cameras and traffic rules because the last time
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: she visited Australia, there was, um, Oh, one of our,
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: one of our listeners says, I don't say Australia, right.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: And I got to think how I say it, but
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: I say it wrong. Australia.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: We're only basing it on Dylan. Australia.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Australia.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: Australia. Listen, don't ask me, as you know.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so no, Miss Enchilada. So someone wrote in, it goes,
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: that was rage bait, right? It's like, no, that was real.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: But don't worry, I'm going to be putting out a
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: clip of the interviews that I did while I was
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: in Mississippi, and we will figure out the origin of
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: why I say it that way. I can't wait. Okay.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: So he's pointing out the cameras and traffic rules because
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: the last time she was visiting Australia, she was not
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: wearing her seatbelt properly. So she had it, instead of
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: here across the shoulder, she had it tucked under her
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: arm because it was bothering her. And the ticket that
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: he got was for $ 2, 000. So he was mad because
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have a job. And he says... I was
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: going to say he's houseless, but he's not. He has
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: a nice house. We just don't totally understand. He says
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: investments early on, but we still don't know what that means.
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: And I feel like there's like a cannabis farm involved.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Unsure. Something's going on. Yeah. Yeah.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: He says, you know, it's common sense. She's a grown adult.
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: How does she not know how to wear a seatbelt?
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: And he's making fun of America, like how you have
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: to put a warning label on everything. And she says
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: Australia is a nanny state, basically. And there are cameras everywhere.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: And there are drug checkpoints on the way out of festivals.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. And they drug test everyone. You literally get
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: drug tested. And how is Nigel passing?
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: How are any of those people passing? So they drug
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: test people on the way out. Yeah.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: It should be... On something, if she's a lover of his.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: But here's a question. Here's a question. Are they only
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: drug testing the drivers?
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: She said everyone gets tested on the way out. But
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: they're not peeing in cups. So it's some sort of
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: test that is like a breathalyzer or something really fast
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: that can be done because they're obviously not like urine
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: testing or blood testing. Everyone is there leaving a festival.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Blowing into something.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: If somebody knows, let us know. Because if they drug
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: test everyone, that would take so many extra hours. But
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's just the driver of the vehicle
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: to make sure that person is not impaired, which I'm
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: kind of for that.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be good. So she's proud of herself.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: She only brought two suitcases. She's excited to be a
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: minimalist and a clean slate, but also to buy new
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: things there and fill his house with all of her things.
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: And she wants to buy tchotchkes and such, maybe miniatures.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: She another Paula. That would be so exciting. She says
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: he can keep his crystals. So surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: This man has crystals. So he's excited to make the
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: house a home for her. But he also wants to
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: get rid of everything he owns and live in a van.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: And boy, do I hear you.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: And you thought Nigel's looking pretty good.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Nigel could be a winner for me, except I hate him.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: And he looks like he smells bad. But I do
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: love that idea. And that is a fantasy of mine.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: But I'd also like a home base and a shower
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: at home.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: So this is all in Becca's journey. Yes.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited for Becca's journey. She's so cute. I shoot.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: I was following, like looking at the video. So cute.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Becca of murder. She watched and little mystery cap.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I knew you would love her and I didn't
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: even know about the van thing. I know.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: So she says this van thing is like way too
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: far for her. She already just gave up everything and
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: moved to Australia. She does not want to do van life.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, maybe when we're retired, but not now. And
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: he's like, no, but we could perform full time at
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: festivals and just live out of the van. And because
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: he ain't got no responsibilities, he says.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, he ain't. He ain't.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: We knew that. And she's like, despite my micro bangs
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: and rhapsody, tail, I actually am not that free thinking
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: and am rather conservative. And she's like, I'm worried we
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: might not want the same things. No doy.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: He switched it from van to camper van. Camper van
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: indicates that maybe it's got like a little shower and
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: a little bathroom and it looks more like an RV.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: But just van makes you think like this is not
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: a permanent situation.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Given his little flatbed truck, I feel like it's a
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: pervy van that no one should go near. It's that
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: kind of white van.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: It's a mattress in the back situation. Exactly. Yeah.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So they go to his house, which again, we're
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: shocked is in such good shape. And she's impressed because
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: it seems like he cleaned and he obviously doesn't believe
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: in cleaning his teeth or his hair, but he cleaned
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: his apartment. So props. He also added this frosted sticker
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: onto the kitchen window because he sleeps and walks around
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: the house naked. And he realized that the neighbor could
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: see his peen. And nobody wants to see that. So
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: he now puts a sticker up there. And they all,
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: they sent him a gift basket.
• 11:16
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• 11:19
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• 11:21
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• 11:24
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• 13:31
  Speaker 2: So they are going to run a bath to boom-shigga-boom-boom
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: type music. And if her parents were embarrassed by her
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: life choices so far, they're going to love her being
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: in this bathtub on TV show. with a man who
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: looks like he will never be clean unless Annabelle comes
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: and scrubs him down like Shay.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Annabelle would do a great job with him.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: His hair would look nice. And maybe she would do
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: something about Andy's two little... What was with the ponytails
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: on top of the head?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: The little rockets. That's what Katie calls them. And the
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: rat tail in the back that's like a little mullet.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: And the micro bangs. It's so many choices. Yeah. And
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: it's like Coco Chanel, you know, you got to look
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: in the mirror really quick and just take away one thing.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: And she's so pretty. And her skin is like perfect.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: She never goes out in the sun. You can tell
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: she's very fair. Yeah, it just wouldn't be my choice.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: If it makes her happy and this dirty, dirty man
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: makes her happy. Go for it. So the next morning
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: he's walking around naked and. saying she's special, she's the one,
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: she's taller than my other lovers, so I love spooning her.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: He still is talking about his other lovers, but he
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: likes spooning her the most because she's taller.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: He's mentioned her being tall several times.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he really likes that. Apparently he has a lot
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: of short lovers. So she says the night before was
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: romantic and not sexual because they were just talking. I'd
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: love to see that brain trust. But then she got
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: really tired, and so they just cuddled. But in the morning,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: they full-on banged. Just his naked, tattooed, zero muscle tone
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: body was too much for her, and she had to
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: jump his bones.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: But at least she knew he was clean because they'd
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: taken the bath the night before.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: They had done the bubble bath the night before, yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: And it never has a man looked so dirty after
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: being in a bubble bath.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: You're right. And then the next morning, his hair was
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: wet again when she was cutting it. I was like,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: did he take another shower? And this is just his–
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: even though he showers, he still looks dirty perhaps.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's very humid there.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he just stuck his head under
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: the hose outside. Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just want to see him brushing his teeth
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: once just to know that he can.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: So she asks– I'm being so mean to Nigel. She
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: asks if he's going to put clothes on, and he says,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: we're not leaving the house, so– Like, why would I?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: So she wants to cut his split ends because he
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: has very long hair and it's very tangled because he
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: does not brush it. And then as she's doing it,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: she asks about the new plants and herbs. And he says,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: my last housemate did them. And then he eats one
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: of them. And he's like, I think it's lemongrass. And
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: it was a female roommate that he did not tell
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: her about until the day she moved in.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Sounds about right. Uh-oh. I don't have
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: any red flags with me, so you're going to be
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: in charge of the red flags.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know where it went.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Kimberly is now looking all over her Mary Poppins couch. Oh, no,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: it's over here. Okay. How did it get there? I
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. You've been gone for a while.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. Um... someone do I have a frogger in my
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: house that would be so exciting I know so that's
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: come on Andy he moved in a female roommate without
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: telling you and.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like his attitude and I don't like how
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: he's like everything is like she's wrong I'm immediately getting
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: gaslighting he's gaslighting he's defensive he's like this is what
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: we agreed on why do you give a shit I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: don't I don't enjoy him at all.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: He's making it seem like she's uptight because she's not
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: cool with this. Like anyone would be cool with this.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, someone might be, but that's this kind of- Someone.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Might be, but that's not her. And she has been
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: pressured into all of these decisions.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: And it seems like the ethical non-monogamy, the going barefoot
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: in the store, she's not comfortable with anything. but he's
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: always like trying to push her out of her comfort zone,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: which is good unless it's like you're peer pressuring someone
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: into doing something. They're actually, it goes against what they
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: believe in.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: And yeah, that's how it feels. It feels like she's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: being pressured into a lot of this to be cool.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: And I think she is, despite how she, she's trying
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: to be a cool girl and she's trying to be
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: a pick me girl. And she is actually a more rigid, uptight,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: maybe type a person, but she is, put on this
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: like hippie persona and it's not actually her personality. And
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: you can be artistic and like a musician and all
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: of that, but still be like more regimented and, you know,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: more conservative. But she is trying to be something she's not.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And it's, I don't like it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Nailed it. Trying to be something she's not.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: So this roommate that he moved in is someone he
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: used to sleep with. And he wanted to sleep with
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: her again when she was living with him. And Andy said, no,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: she wasn't comfortable with that. And he pushed back and said, well,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: what about a once a month hall pass where I
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: can bang my roommate? And she finally gave in, which
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: once again, she's giving into something she does not really
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: want to do. And but she doesn't like it. And
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: she felt like he didn't care about how she felt.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: felt and that she wasn't comfortable and he was doing
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: it anyway so and this girl also just moved out
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: a few days before andy got there so like her
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: dna is still all over that house yes so she
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: asks did you sleep with her and as she's like
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: combing out his rat tail and he says well you
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: gave me a whole pass and she's like did you
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: use the whole pass and he says why does it
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: matter I thought you wanted a don't ask, don't tell policy.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: and he's like again why are you so uptight kind
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: of thing and she's and he tells us this is
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: annoying she's being insecure no she's being a normal person
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: and you were acting shady so then he tells her
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: well the truth is I didn't have sex with her
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Because I can tell you weren't comfortable even though you
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: gave me the hall pass.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Because that girl rejected him because she saw that he's
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: gross and she's like, I just need a room for
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: two months. Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or he did sleep with her and he's fully
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: lying to her face right now. She says, she even says,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I would never know if you were telling me the
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: truth or not. And he goes, well, you can ask
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: her knowing she probably won't, but this is just all bad.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And so he's like, can I bank those hall passes
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: for later? And she's like, no, they're expired. I'm living
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: here now. So again, it's like, so then they go
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: running errands. He's driving crazy. And then he's throwing her
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: a welcome party. So they're going out shopping for the
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: party barefoot, which she is grossed out by. We all
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: are grossed out. She's worried about foot fungus, which I
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: didn't even think about.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: She totally took her socks and shoes off to be
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: barefoot in the grocery store. She had shoes on. Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: And he's like, come on, do it. We all do
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: it here. It's no big deal. And so he's like,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: try something new. Go walk around in public barefoot. And
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: someone looks at her feet in the store and she's
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: immediately self-conscious. And then she sees some mayo that is
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: for some reason on the floor. God, I hope it
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: was mayo. And he's like, just walk around it. Not
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: a big deal. Why are you so uptight? And she's like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: he says shoes are bad. And it's natural to connect
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: to the earth, et cetera. A lot of word salad
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: about being barefoot, which those barefoot people are something else.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Those people that wear those barefoot socks to run. The
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: barefoot socks, the barefoot shoes. I get it. But some
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: of us have plantar fasciitis and worry about hygiene and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: have soft feet. Yeah. are not training for naked and
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: afraid where they walk on gravel so that they're prepared
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: for being out in the desert. Oh God. So yeah,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: they do. Cause they have to walk barefoot in like
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the desert in Africa where it's like a thousand degrees.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: So they train by walking on like hot pavement and
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: gravel and stuff like that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Do you win something for doing that?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Naked and afraid? No. I'm some of the shows have
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: a cash prize, but most of the shows it's just,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: It's about being a survivalist, Mary Payne. It's something we
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: wouldn't understand.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: No, we need AC. So she's worried about spilt milk.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: She's worried what if someone has dropped a glass and
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: there's little shards of glass on the floor. Again, she's
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: worried about foot fungus. And if you're worried about foot fungus,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: this is not your boyfriend. This should not be the
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: man that you've chosen to cohabitate with if you are
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: worried about any sort of fungus because he's just screams
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: fungi and STDs.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, both.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: He's just, it's oozing out of him. So she asks
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: who's going to be at the party. And so again, she,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: it's like, um, the classic thing on the show is
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: like having a very serious conversation, trying to be casual
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: while you are either cutting someone's hair or grocery shopping.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So who's going to be at the party? Like, um,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: any of your ex lovers going to be there? Lovers.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know. I sent out the invitation.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Whoever can come can come. And she's like, will it
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: be weird if I see one of your lovers? And
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: he goes, not if you're not weird. It won't be weird.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: We're all just sleeping together. Big orgy.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: So she's like, is camping girl going to be there?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: And he says, yeah, she's cool. You'll love her.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, great. No, you won't. No.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm not clear about our relationship and I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: need to talk to him and I need answers. And again,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: she needs like, data and he's just very like let's
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: go with the flow and you're crazy if you want
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: to talk about things so um they check out and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: she asked the checkout girl if it's okay they're barefoot
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: and the girl's like no it's okay it's fine um
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you should be more worried that nigel's about to bang
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: that checkout girl because.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: She's like i'm coming to your party i got yeah yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: So later that night, we got to later that night
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: and it felt very black screen of death, like something happened.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And she's filming herself and she's like, I'm in the car.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: It's nighttime. We were running errands and we are outside
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: of Camping Girl's house. He said he had to drop
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: off some eggs at a friend's house. And he's like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: come in, meet the friends. So-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so. And she's like, wait,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: so-and-so is Camping Girl. We're going to her house. And
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, why? Did I not mention it? And
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: she's like, no, I'm not prepared to meet her. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: didn't know we were dropping off eggs at her house.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And you never mentioned that we were going to her house.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, come in and meet her. And
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: she said, no, because you're being shady and I'm not
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: emotionally prepared. So she's sitting out and waiting in the car.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Which I'm sure will be then a topic of conversation. Like,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: why you got to be so weird?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Sitting in the car like a drama queen. Why can't
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: you be cool?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: All my other lovers are cool.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I know we're kind of doing British. We'll get there, guys.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Will we? I don't know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Or we won't.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Listen, all I know is Dylan and Peteyer are both
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: posting nonstop because he's got a heart condition and is
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: nonstop pointing thirst traps of himself with heart monitors all
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: over him. But his giant, you know, chesticles flexing. But
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: he's been in and out of the hospital with a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: heart condition. And he says, I offered Peteyer. to come
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: to see me, and I offered to pay her ticket,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and Pateer said she would also need $ 30, 000 to pay
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: her current debt.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Pateer is on the screen crying, saying, I don't know
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: why Dylan said that. I don't have the money to
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: go there. And people are like, we see zero tears, lady.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It's just a lot of, I don't know why Dylan
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: had to post that about me. I mean, it is.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: If you're dying, sir, please do not try to negotiate
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: or whatever the word is that I'm trying to say
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: your relationship online. It doesn't need to be litigated in
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: public when you've already broken up and you haven't been
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: on our TVs for now at least a year or two.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: So we're over it.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they are ramping up for an HEA sitch,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: don't you?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: That's what they want, but they've broken up.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: But apparently they're back together.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: They'll get back together for the show.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: He's trying to get her to fly there.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: And he's dying. So that adds like a whole other
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: plot twist. Oh, God. I hope he's fine, obviously.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I hope he's fine, too. All right. Zuri and Ben.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: So we've got Zuri, 26, from Fairfield, Connecticut, and Ben, 26,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: from Nancy, France. So Zuri arrives and she hops on
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a train from the airport to head to see Ben.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: We see some beautiful B-roll of his town and him
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: making coffee at home. His apartment is really nice.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And he says the drive to Paris is four hours.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: So that would be like eight hours round trip. He
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: says it's an hour and a half for her to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: come by train. You know, the train system there is great.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Then we see some footage of him showing his sister
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Clara a poster that he made. And she's like, you
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: got that printed? Like he went to Kinko's and got
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: that printed. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: He did a Canva poster.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, she did. I mean, I would have made the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: background not completely white. I would have added some more pictures. But,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: He seems kind of boring, though.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: He works in farming, not in tech.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, he's saying, like, I'm so
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: nervous and I'm so excited to see her. And this
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: is the first day of the rest of our lives.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And in her talking head, she's like, I can't wait
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to see Ben. I know he's going to love my outfit.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: She's very into her outfit.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I look like Blossom.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No, she looks like an American Girl doll who's going
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: to Paris.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. So they reunite in the train station.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: They both seem really happy. They hug, they kiss. They
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: seem genuinely, like, into each other.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: He seems nice. I just can't get over the fact
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: that he didn't defend her in front of his friends. Like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: he seems like a weenie now to me because of that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Also... There was much litigation on Reddit if he should
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: have picked her up, even though it was four hours,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: or if he should have taken the train to the
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: train station and then ridden the train back with her.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Now that, that would have been good.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Even though she's been there before, she used to live there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Like she knows what she's doing. A train station pickup is, has,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: didn't go well with Greta and Matthew. And he told
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: her she smelled bad.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Correct. Correct. Yeah. I think he could have ridden the train.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: And then written back. Yeah. So she's like, do you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: like my outfit? And he says, oh, yes, you look
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: so French. So they hug. They seem happy. They're so awkward.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: They are. They're like teenagers on a first date.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: She's like, I feel so right this time. No drama.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And he says, no drama. She says, I want to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: be the positive and the independent woman that he loves forever.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, I love this energy that you're bringing. I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: hope you won't use your energy badly with my friends.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And she looks at him with, she looks at him
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: with a smile and goes, don't start. None won't be none.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly um and she says i do want to dive
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: into the culture and learn i really do and he
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: says yeah you're going to have to fail to learn
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: like you're not going to know it right away and
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: they talk about fresh start leave the old stuff behind
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah now we get some b-roll of this
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: bergamot candy that this man is making and it has
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: to the sugar and that was like And this man's like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I take great pride, and I'm one of the only
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: people that can do it. It's bergamot candy of Nancy.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, God, next time I go to France,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look for that candy. It's delicious. So
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: we didn't need that b-roll, though. That took up too
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: much time. So she walks into his apartment and sees
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the sign. She's like, oh, you made that for me.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: She's super happy, and the apartment's nice. And he's gotten
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: her lots of American snacks. You can see it's like
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Doritos and stuff. Yeah. So they're kind of looking around.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't seem to have cleared much space for
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: her stuff. No.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Again, like Greta and Matthew.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because he's got like those cubes that could be
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: for like bins of underwear and socks and stuff. And
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: they're all filled with his stuff.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And so it's kind of like, she's like, where's my
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: stuff going to go? I can take part of a closet.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And he's like, you don't need all this stuff. She's like,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I only brought four suitcases. This is not all my stuff. Like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: come on. So- She shows him his gifts and the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: enchilada sauce. Now I am going to put up a
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: reel where I show you guys the origin story because
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I did walk around and I don't shoot. I did
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: walk around and have a little piece of paper that
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I wrote the word enchilada on and showed it to
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: people and said, how do you pronounce this word? Guys,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: guess what?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I was so tired too that I was like, surely
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I had to, have you repeat it? Because I was like,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: surely I'm just so tired. I'm mishearing.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: No. And by the way, I understand nobody else needs
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: to DM me. I understand that I am wrong. I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: know that I'm wrong. I know that this is not
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: how the world at large says it, but I will
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: be showing proof of how I learned to say that word. Okay.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So in her talking head, she says, I'm so happy
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to be in France. And I really do see my
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: future with Ben. And I brought coffee because you think
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: that like Parisians wouldn't like American things, but he loves
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: all the sweet American coffee drinks. So that's funny because,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you know, there it's just like, I'll just take a coffee.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And then if you want to make it super sugary,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you do it off to the side so they can't
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: tell what you're doing. She goes, he loves it. He
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: loves these sweet drinks. So they do cheers on the couch.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And she says, first time around, she was super lonely
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: and she did not put in the effort to integrate
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: into the culture. And she doesn't want to go back
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: to that. And he says, the key is to learn
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the language so that you could go and do and,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: You'll be in the culture. She goes, he's like, and
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: we've been together three years, and you haven't done it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: You could have done some of this ahead of time. Anthony,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: of Anthony and Manon, he was learning French pretty well.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: He sure was. He was. And she says, yeah, I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: take advantage of the fact that you speak English. I do.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And I think if they were probably right in proper
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Paris in a big, big city, probably it wouldn't be
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: as much of a big deal. But I think that
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: they live in Nancy. I think she's going to need
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to learn it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And it's just common.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You're going to live there. You got to. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to husband says for her to be
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: successful and independent, she's got to learn the language. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: have to be firm with her because if she doesn't
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: try it, she'll never make it here. So he goes,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: get out one of your notebooks. So she gets out
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a notebook and he goes, I'm going to say words
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: and have you spell them. And she's like, okay, I've
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: been here 30 minutes and I traveled 12 hours, you know?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: And her talking head, she says, well, we were first together.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I practiced with apps on my phone. So she did.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. And she was doing classes online. Okay. And she goes,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: but then I get really embarrassed because I wished I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: would have progressed further. And I realized in our long
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: distance time, I've realized that I have to do it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm worried about this past mistakes. So she must
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: be like one of these people that everything she tries,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: she does it really well. And so for her not
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to get it right away, she was like, well, then
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just not going to do it, you know? Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And some people have trouble learning languages. I myself have
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: horrible trouble learning other languages. Like I've taken so many
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: classes and it's just something that does not stick in
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: my brain.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But you got to try.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You have to keep trying.
• 34:06
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  Speaker 1: Just to be able to go into the store to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: ask for what you need, you know, that kind of thing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: You should have the signs up on everything, like cupboard, glass, bowl, etc.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Remember when the Merrifields did that for Lorena, but the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: word was spelled wrong because they're stupid? It would say
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: like S-H-E-L-F-S for shelves. It would say shelves. Remember? And
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: it would be like eggs, but like with one G.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Because if you read any of the Merrifields posts, they're
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: completely both of them are illiterate. So this is Seeking
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Sister Wife, guys. Please, Lord, let it come back soon.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But not them because he's an abusive.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's horrible. I'd like to see Lorena and how
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: she's thriving. Yes. So anyway, she says, I've been reluctant,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: but I'm here. I'm going to dive in. So they
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: practice French. And he says, OK, the work starts now.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: And he turns her phone settings to French. I didn't
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: like that. I didn't like that either. But I mean,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: she could just switch it back.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: It's hard to find if it's in French, though. It's
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: hard to find the settings.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Go to settings. Go to language. You'll figure it out.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: So she's like, oh, my God. She goes, well, this
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: shit now when I turn it on is going to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: say bonjour instead of hello when I plug it in.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, I'm down to learn it. I've
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: been a bad student. And that's where we leave them.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So fingers crossed for these two and his asshole friends. Okay,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: let's move on to Matilda and Niles.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Okay, so she's taking a taxi to pick
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: him up because she has road rage, which we saw
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: last week. She's the cutest, angriest driver.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Did she say because she has road rage?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: No, we just saw it last week. No, she said,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I'd be too stressed and angry and yelling at people.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: And we saw that last week. She's like, stupid! She's
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: a nightmare. So Niles is coming off a 15-hour flight.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: He's going to see his squishy mama. He says, I
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: miss you, squishy mama. I can't wait to squish your cheeks.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: We get it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: We get a lot, but he's scared to see her
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: because he has news to tell her. And also she's
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: mad that he hasn't brought her to the U S yet.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: So this could be good or could be horrible. And
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: then we get, yeah, we get dramatic pop music as
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: the two squishies are reunited in the airport after two
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: years and they seem happy. And she says he's more
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: handsome now. That's crazy that they're like already married and
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it's been two years. Two years.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Since they've seen each other. Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: So he tells her right away, which I was proud of,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: we're going to stay at dad's house. She's like, what?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Your dad's coming?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: My bio dad. The one who gave us, impregnated my mother.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: With the sperm. Mr. Ark.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Mr. Ark. And she's like, no, no, I want privacy
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: to bang it out. Like we can go say hi,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: but no. And he's squishing her cheeks to try to
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: convince her.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Kimberly, Kimberly, the amount of squeezing he's doing on her cheeks.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, you have got quit doing that to
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, you have just been touching airport stuff.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: But just that one little like he loves her cheeks
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and wants to go squish, squish. That's fine. But like
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: he's holding onto them like he's going to drive a
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: car with her face. It's like, let go. Jeez.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: So she says, no, we're going to my apartment. And
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he says, what? I thought you were living with your family.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: This is good. This is a great foundation for a marriage.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Nobody's selling the truth. No one knows where anyone's living.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: She's like, I wanted to surprise you. And he says...
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I'm very confused because I thought she had asked for
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: more money and said she'd be homeless out on the
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: street if I didn't give it to her. And I
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: didn't give it to her. So how does she have
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: an apartment? And so she says he pays her monthly
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: and that's his responsibility as a man. And when he
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: refused to give her money, she started lying and saving
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: money on the side that he was giving her. So
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: he was giving her more than she actually needed. And
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: she was squirreling some of it away. kind of smart.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And she says, I wanted to surprise you the way
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: you have a surprise for me, which is him moving there.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And he says, well, you had me thinking you were
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: homeless and in danger or something. And she says, but
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: you were okay with that as my husband? You were
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: okay thinking I was living on the street and in danger?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: So is that what you wanted the situation to be?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: And you know, that I was sleeping on the street.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I thought you would go to
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: your parents because I said, no, I didn't actually think
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: you would be on the streets. That's just what you said.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: They're both over-exaggerating here.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: And, um, yeah, it's just, yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: And screaming at each other.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Um, so she says as a married woman, I can't
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: just go back and live at my parents' home, my
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: mom's home. I think her dad died. Um, it would
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: be a disgrace for a married woman to, Also, the
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: whole village thinks that she should have been in America
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: by now.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Because she's been most likely bragging to everyone that her
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: American husband threw this wedding. He bought her a car.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: The family is doing much better with his money. And
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: so I should be in America. So she says, I
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: got an apartment so that you would be safe here.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: And we could be together. And I wanted to surprise you.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: And you disgraced me. You said I'm irresponsible with money.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Why did you marry me if I'm irresponsible? And like,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: she's cutting him off and he can't even talk. She's
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: very angry.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: He's doing a lot of pushing his glasses up.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nervously. And she says, I was saving money out
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: of the money you gave me. So don't call me
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: irresponsible ever again. And he says, I was wrong to
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: call you irresponsible, but I need you to tell me
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: the truth, which is rich. Niles- You should never be
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: talking to anyone about telling the truth. Oh, Niles. So
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: she's pissed and she's giving him scary face. And he's
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: not sure when to tell her that he's moving there,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: but he knows that it won't be right now. Good.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Because he's terrified of her in this moment. And he
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: is getting better at reading social cues and understands that
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: this is not the moment.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: No, Niles. Not the moment. No. If you have to
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: get her drunk or– give her a lot of sex.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's going to take. Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: And the, the discord on Reddit is really polarizing. Like
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: he's an angel and she's a, a scammer. She's, um,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: an angel and he's like a devil and the liar
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and like almost abusing her with his lies. And like
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: people just, why can't they both just be very flawed
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: people that.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they are. And I think they really
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: do love each other. And I think, you know, yeah, but,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be good. But next week we
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: get to see Mr. Ark. Oh, I'm so excited.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: He looks like he got a brand new hand. It's
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: all shiny and new.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: It looks like a new hand. The other one was
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like pitch black. And this one looks like skin tone. Yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: it looks like a new hand. New hand who dis.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: So let's move on to Jesse and Vittorio. So Vittorio.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: They're getting out of the car at his home. Now,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: they keep doing an aerial shot of this whole compound.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: That definitely is not all of his property.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Because the only shows are like the bedroom, the bathroom,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: the living area.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I think he says there's like a community pool and
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: like a community gym or something. I feel like it's
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: some sort of.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: That's not really exactly. He says this is a typical
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Tuscan village. In the center of the village, there's a
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: square and then many housing units. So he's in a
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: housing unit. That's like an apartment in a villa.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Is it like a townhome in a larger complex?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But there's no pool. I mean, we were looking
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: at it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I just imagined there was like
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: a rec center.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. So they're getting out of
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the car at this home. And she's like, what is this? Oh,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: my God. Like we've been, you know, we're on this
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: dirt road forever. And the talking heads together, he goes,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I never said we lived in the city center. I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: just omitted the truth. I just omitted the truth. And
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: she goes, dress it up however you want.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't lie to her, Jessie. I never would lie
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: to her. I just did not tell her the true truth.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: He is like the most stereotypical Italian.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I know. He is. He sings a song. And he goes,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I just admitted the truth. And she says, dress it
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: up however you want. Say however you want to say it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You're lying. You lied. Absolutely. And he goes, yeah, you know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I grew up in the countryside and I want to
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: go back to my roots. And this is typical Tuscan village.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: In the center, there's a square, many housing units. You
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: go down to the city square. It's 15 minutes. It's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: 15 minutes from Florence. And she goes, it is not.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I timed it on my Vespa. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: timed it on my Vespa. So she's like, I'm not
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: in the right shoes for this because she's still, you know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: in her heels and she's walking around. And he's like, okay, okay, okay.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: You leave the bags here. You leave the bags here.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: So they leave the bags and hold on, I'm trying
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: to pull something funny up here and I'm never prepared.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: So he pulls, he leaves the bags there. And I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: was like, why can't the car drive up there? But whatever,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: it's not my house. I mean, calm down, you calm down. Okay, okay, okay.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I'll get you situated in the house. You go see
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the house. I'll come back and get the luggage.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: And he goes, lots of people pay lots of money
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: for this. This is characteristic Tuscan situation. This is the top.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We're on the top. People pay so much money. And
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: she looks back at the gate and goes, look down
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: that road. It is just so far. They need to.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Set up like a zip line. Some sort of tram
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: that you could take.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she goes, we're in the middle of nowhere.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And he goes, it's bellissimo. Look, look, it's bellissimo. And
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, it's bellissimo. And he goes, you know,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: for you, it's a surprise. Ta-da!
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Okay. And she agrees it's beautiful. It is beautiful. But
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: this is not what I was expecting. I was expecting
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to live in the city. You completely moved from your
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: apartment and did not tell me. And he goes, look here.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at the kitchen. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: It's Bella. But look at the bedroom. It's Bella. And
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: he's so, like, cranked out of his mind, like, trying to, like,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: make it so beautiful. And he goes, look. And it is.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: It's just not what she was told to do.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: She went to his apartment last time in the city.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: She was expecting to move into that apartment.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: You had a whole move without telling her. Like Matilda.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. And so he goes, here's the bathroom.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You see, we have the bidet. We have the bidet.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: We clean people. We have bidet. We have a bidet.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Look at the beautiful ceilings. People come in and they say,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: nobody has ceilings like this.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Look at the ceilings.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, my God.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: My family's anally so clean.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: So she, and her talking head, she goes, it's beautiful.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: It is, but it's, everything is like wood and antiques
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and it's like Nona's house, but there's no Nona here.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: And it's just not what I had in mind. So
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: he has put flowers all the way leading to the
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: bedroom and all on the bed. And remember they've never
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: banged and he's got balloons and she's happy because she
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: loves balloons. Ironically, as they're standing by the bed, did
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you see that he, he has lots of artwork for,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I love when people like put tons of like big,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: pieces of art all over. And he has a huge
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: sign above the bed that says, be too brave to lie.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: You lied about this house.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: That should be the tagline for this show.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Everyone fails.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so she says, I'm tired and I'm just
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: trying to like wrap my mind around this. And he goes, oh,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: trust me, trust me. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And so she goes, I just need a minute. Oh, yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Need some time.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go get your bags. Everything's fine. So
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: he goes and gets her bags.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: It's a little exhausting. It's giving me anxiety, that voice.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And so in the talking end, he goes.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: So caffeinated.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: It is, but he's trying. He's working. He's working it.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He's working. He's a showman. He's like just trying to convince,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: just distract, convince.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So in the talking end, he goes, you know,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: probably no. Not six to nine because she's very upset
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: about the house. But, you know, she's so beautiful. She's bellissimo.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And I was hoping maybe, but not tonight, but it
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: will happen. I am not a homosexual. I will bang her.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Miss European.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just European. So in the talking head, she
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: was like, you can't just blindside your partner and not
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: tell me the truth about something like you moved. You know,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, I'm not in a good mood. So
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: it's the next day and she's trying to figure out
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: how to make breakfast, but she's put the salt instead
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: of the sugar in her oatmeal. And he's making her
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: green juice and stuff. And she tells us, last night...
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: we were going to bed. He was obviously trying to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: get something going, but I was tired and I'm like annoyed.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Ed. He goes, we sleep just fine.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: It was great. I could do hug her, but I'm
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: patient until I'm not. And then I expect some action. Okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: No one believes that.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Listen, I need, I'm going to need I really want
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: to have sex with you.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Look at me. I've had sex with so many women.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Heterosexual.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: So he looks and he's like, look at the green juice.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's so green. Look at the green. It's so green.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: So she's drinking it. Disgusting. So she's drinking it. And
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: he says, I want to show you around the village
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: and show you the location so you can see where
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: everything is. Everything is so close. And he goes, I'm
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: going to get you a bike so you could ride
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: down to the Tuscan village. And she goes, I don't know.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm going to get you a bike.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And she goes, is there like a shuttle bus or
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: like a city bus? And he goes, you're too bellow
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: for the bus. I'll get you a bike. So in
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: her talking head, she goes, it's very quiet there. It's
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: like so quiet. And I'm a city girl. So this
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: is a lot to take in. It's very different. But
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: she's got on her sneakers. Like she's like, okay, I'm
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: putting on the sneakers now. And they're walking. They see
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: the roosters, the chickens. He's like, every day you'll come
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and get the fresh eggs. They say, but look at
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: the horse, it's Giuseppe. You'll see Giuseppe. And they're talking
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: about Giuseppe's hair.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Does he think she's going to take care of these animals?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Or is there, like, someone that's hired to take care
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: of these animals?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I think they're on the compound. Because they keep showing
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: all these buildings. It's definitely they only have that one
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: little apartment. Yeah. You know?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: And also, he didn't seem to know that horse's name. Like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: he did a long pause before he said the name. Giuseppe. Like,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: he was making it up. He goes, Giuseppe.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. What sounds super Italian? Giuseppe. Super Italiano.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: And he goes, isn't this amazing? It's so fantastic. It's
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: so beautiful. And she goes, I mean, it is pretty.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: And he goes, one day you can ride Giuseppe, but
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: maybe you ride something else.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Whoa, a sex joke from this man. I was surprised.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: He's really trying to prove himself.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she tells him, so you hid this from me,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: so what else are you hiding? If people lie about
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: little things, they lie about big things. And he goes, yeah,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: so I admitted the truth. And so it's not a lie.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: And he said he was worried that she would not
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: come if he told her. And he says, most people
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: would be so grateful to live in such a beautiful place.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: And then talking to her, she goes, I don't think
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: he's really listening. And it shows immaturity and disrespect. And
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I've made a life altering decision to move here. And
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: now I'm second guessing myself. Yeah. Um, now for some
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: reason I put the next week here instead of getting
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the rest of our couples. So let me just cut
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: and paste that. Um, so I believe is our last couple.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like you had one more couple, but maybe
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: our last couple is Allie and John. Okay. Okay.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Because next week I'll get a new couple. Okay.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. We get to meet them next week. Okay. Allie
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and John. Now I did say last week that Jonathan
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: slash John. reminds me of somebody. And I was like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: it will come to me now. It'll probably be the
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: last episode. But several people wrote me and said, I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: think he reminds you of Sean of Sean and Abby.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Do you remember Sean and Abby? They were on one
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: of the first seasons. He was a white guy. She
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: was a black woman from Haiti. Yep. And it was
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: literally like 52 and 19. Like the age difference was
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: way bigger than this one. Yes, there they are. That's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: who he reminds me of.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that for sure.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: They broke up.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: So... He was.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Giving sex trafficker vibes.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she literally was like 19.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was super horny.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: And he was bringing like underwear, remember? Like thong panties. Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: For her to sell.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Because then she was selling them. Was she wearing them
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and selling them? I don't know. She was selling them.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: It was a business. Okay. Okay. Allie and John.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: So....
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It's the next morning.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate, by the way. Spoiler alert. Hate.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Hate.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Fire of a thousand suns. Lauren-level hatred already.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: If you had to choose between Jonathan, John, and Nigel.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: No, I can't.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. No.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. Sex or marriage? Sex.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Jonathan. I'd go Nigel.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: The smell just, I can smell it. It's in my nostrils.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I had to get Annabelle over to clean them first.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: So it's the next morning from, you know, when they
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: had the, they were fighting in the cab and all
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: that stuff and went to the place and chopped the table.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: So it's the next morning and he's like, do you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: want coffee or warm water? I was like, I guess
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: people just drink warm water. It's probably really good for you.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: But With lemon, I've heard of. Me too, warm water
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: with lemon. But he brings her some warm water. And
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: they say that they're staying in a short-term rental in
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Singapore so he can do the conversion to being Muslim.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: And they can tell Ali's parents about the pregnancy. So
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I guess her parents live in Singapore. Then they'll go
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: back to Ali's apartment in Malaysia, which is 20 minutes away.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: So me, knowing nothing about Malaysia or Singapore, other than
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: people talk about how beautiful Singapore is, I... Looked it up.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: And literally, if you look at the map, Malaysia is
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: like the size of a banana, let's say. And then
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Singapore is the size of a pea. The difference is massive.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Singapore is all the way at the bottom of Malaysia.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: That is the difference in size. It is like a
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: speck of the size of Malaysia. So I guess the
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: border is just right there and people go back and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: forth because I guess she has an apartment in Malaysia. So,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I learned something from the Learning Channel. Thank you. So...
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: She's lying in bed, and she's like, ooh, the baby's awake. Now,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: she constantly calls the baby Jolly Bob. So I looked
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: up to see if Jolly Bob is a common nickname
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: in Singapore or Malaysia. I was like, maybe it's like
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: sweetie or cutie or a lot of people like butter
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: bean or peanut. No, it came up with nothing, and
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it kept telling me I was talking about Jolly Bee,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: which is like a famous chicken place that is based
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: in Malaysia. Maybe the Philippines. We just got one in Alexandria, Virginia,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: a Jollibee. And people were like obsessed with the chicken.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: She's saying Jolli-Bob.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I like Jiffy Pop.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jolli-Bob. She does not explain why she's calling the
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: baby this. And it is not a common Singapore or
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Malaysia nickname. So maybe they got pregnant after having Jollibee chicken,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: This new trend to like call grandma and grandpa like
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: fun names and baby's fun names. I mean, do whatever
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: you want. I don't like it. On Seven Little Johnstons,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: they go by Boppa. That's Grandpa. Boppa.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: And she goes by Lolly. Grandma.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. That's fine. Well, you know what? Sometimes
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: they let the grandchild name the grandparent.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: No, this was they decided when she was still pregnant. Oh, okay.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like the little boy started saying it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: No, they named themselves. Oh, okay.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Well, then no, I'm against that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too. And then they got a lot
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: of shirts that say that.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: No, stop. Y'all know how you see the social media
• 56:50
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• 56:53
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• 56:55
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• 58:36
  Speaker 1: So she says the baby's awake, Jolly Bob. Are you
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: saying Bob or Bop? She's saying Jolly Bob. That's what
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: my screen said. But Jolly Bop is cuter.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: But again, did they get pregnant after having Jolly Bee Chicken?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. Or Lollipops. She's fully saying Jolly Bob.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: And maybe she's saying Jolly Bop. Either way, I don't
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: think that's the baby's name. I think it's just like
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: her saying Peanut or something. Maybe it is the baby's name.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: God bless.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: So she's lying in the bed. The baby is awake.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: And she says, I didn't sleep at all last night.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You were snoring. The baby was kicking. And he goes, well,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: last night was great. And she goes, no, your cuckoo
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: bird is too big. And when we haven't been together
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: for a while, you have to warm up and we
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: have to ease into it. Your cuckoo bird is too big.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I hate it all.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I just burned it all to the ground, the whole conversation.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: And the talking head, he's like, yeah, having pregnant sex
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: is like a geometry puzzle because you can't do your
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: normal angles and stuff. And the talking head, she goes,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: yesterday we were on different pages, but it feels so
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: nice to be together and not just do phone stuff.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: It's not as fun. I was like, you've got this
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: pregnant girl doing phone sex? Gross.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: In your house with your two children and your ex-wife
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: and your dad?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: How big is that house? Didn't the ex-wife say she
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: heard them?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. And there's a bathroom between them. They're like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: sharing the bathroom. What's happening? So today she says, we're
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: going to go prawning. It's fishing for prawns. You go
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: inside a place and then you grill it and eat it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: And Megan is coming. We saw this exact same date
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: on Match Me Abroad. Probably the exact same place.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I had seen it on a YouTube channel,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: but I probably saw it on Nashville Abroad too.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: It was Nashville Abroad. It was that blonde girl that
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: was from Texas that was very into like plastic surgery
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: and that good looking guy. She completely just got married
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: to somebody else.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: She got married to an Indian doctor.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Good for her.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: So, and they did it like a full Disney movie. So.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Go check that out. So.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: He says, you know, I'm really grateful that you have
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: friends here, you know, to help you out when I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: can't be here. But I don't like how your friend
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Megan is like, I'm the real dad and the post
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: about it. We just see some social media posts from Megan,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: like going with my friend. I'm the real dad and joking.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Do her parents not have social media?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I had the same question. How is she hiding this
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: from her parents? And they must not. And one of
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: your listeners did say that on more to love.com, She
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: explained that she does see her parents, but wears sleepwear
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: that is baggy to avoid them knowing that she's pregnant.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: That would have worked maybe for the first three, four months,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: but not now. Not now. She's really pregnant. Yeah. Somebody
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: else wrote it inside. They just saw him in the
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: airport with the baby in the airport in Portland or
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: wherever the hell he lives. Connecticut. Oh, in the United States.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: And like in New York at the airport. Hmm.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Or could it have been Sean?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: No, they approached him. Or they said, you're on TV,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and he just smiled, yeah. And he had the baby.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: That's probably what Sean would have done. True. He was, like,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: still milking his one season.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: True. Like, he's got to be 70 now. Okay, so... Okay,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: so he says, like... He says to her, he goes, no,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you know as well as I do, I would be
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: at all those appointments if I could. So I don't
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: like how she's doing that. And she's like, okay. She's
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: just being funny and she's been with me and very helpful.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: He's making it sound like people would actually read the
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: post and think that she is the father or the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: sperm donor.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: She's being a fun friend.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: It's obviously a joke. She is a woman. No one
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: thinks that.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Allie says, I am nervous
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: for John and Megan to hang out because... She has, she, Allie,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I have told Megan all my stresses. So, and that's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: your fault, Allie. If you do that, then your friend
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: will then hate your guy, you know?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens, yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: And she goes, and Megan can be scary. Well, I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: think he's way more scary, so.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too. He has simmering white man rage.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yes. So they go prawning. And she is so grossed
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: out by the whole thing. She's hysterical. This was her suggestion.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: This was her idea.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: It was her idea. Do you know what it is?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Also, you're pregnant. No one wants to be around those
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: fishy smells when you're pregnant.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I did look it up if it's okay for a
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: pregnant woman to eat prawns, and it is as long
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: as they're cooked.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Because some fish are not.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Good call.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: So her friend Megan arrives, and she's nice to him like, oh,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: my gosh, good to see you. I'm so glad you're
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: here now.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: She tries to be nice at the beginning.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: She does. And talking to Eddie goes, I feel awkward
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: around Megan because she makes these social media posts acting
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: like I'm not a present dad and like I'm here
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: when I can, like I'm doing the best I can.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: He's so offensive. So she's like, how are you guys doing?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, it's been so hard being away.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: But like, I'm here now. And so Megan goes, OK, great.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: You could take on the father role now. I don't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: have to do it. She's joking. And he goes, well,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you know, it's been really hard on Ali because she
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: hasn't talked to her mom yet. But her mom could
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: have done that stuff with her. But she hasn't told
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: her yet. So, you know. And Megan and Allie are like, okay,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: but you're here now. And then Allie goes, how many
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: jobs did you apply for today? For day one.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Day one. I'm fine with it. Go on in.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, I didn't. I was with you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: all day. And she goes, oh, but how many TikToks
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: did you watch today? And he goes, what? And Megan goes...
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: You know, I think it would give her more reassurance. And, like,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: if you're not looking for a job, maybe that gives
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Allie the impression you don't actually want to move here.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: And he goes, so, yeah, that's a really cool story,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm here now.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: What an asshole.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: And my intention was never to move here, but for
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: her to move with me, as you know. And Allie goes, well,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: after seeing, like, how you lived and where you lived
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: in Connecticut, it's not what I want. You know, they
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: live in these beautiful ocean, you know. And she says,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to live with your ex-wife.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: And your dad.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: And your dad and one of your sons. And Megan
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: says to Allie, you know, you say a lot of things,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: but then it doesn't come to action. Okay, now Megan's
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: going in. And she goes, and I'm just a concerned friend.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: And I know she loves you, but I don't know,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: maybe she'd be better off without you. All right, Megan. Megan.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: That was pretty far.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was far.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I do think he's a loser, though. And normally I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: wouldn't like these girls going in on relationship issues in
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: front of other people.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: But I really don't like him. He's almost 50 years old. Like,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: get your act together.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I agree with that, but I think Megan overstepped.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Megan for sure overstepped, but he had given her a
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: lot of defensiveness.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true. And he goes, well, that's easy for you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: all to say, but I am the father of the child, okay? Okay.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: And in the talking head, Megan goes, I feel that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I have to speak up for Allie and her concerns
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: because she's not saying it. So they all go crazy
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: because the prawns are flopping around. And he gets so mad.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: He's already mad. And he gets mad because they're all
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: acting crazy. And he goes, Jesus Christ. Give me a
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: fucking break. He storms off.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like his anger issues.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: He gets real mad real quick.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: And then talking to Eddie goes, this girl has gone
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: to a couple of appointments and now she's trying to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: tell me this stuff. And Allie is just sitting there
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: and not backing me up. She's not taking up for
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: me because Allie's the one that's told her all this stuff,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you know? Right. So Allie talks to Megan after he's
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: walked off and she goes, um, oh my gosh, you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: get so mad. Like, I feel like I have to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: like walk on eggshells around him. And I feel like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: he's not prioritizing our life together and our Jolly Bob,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Jolly Pop, Jolly, Jiffy Pop will be born in a
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: couple of months and he's not prioritizing it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, but he did just get there. Do you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: expect him to have like a full job and pension
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: lined up? Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I think her whole thing was like, you've known you're coming.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: You could have been looking, you.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Know, online, but like there's only so much you can do.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't speak the language. So, um, Allie goes
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and Megan goes to talk to him
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: and she goes, you're really defensive. Um, And he goes,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: why wouldn't I be? Look at this big plate of
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: bullshit that you laid on me tonight. And Megan just
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: stays totally calm. She goes, well, my concerns are coming
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: from Allie because she feels like she can't talk to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: you about this stuff. He goes, well, guess what? She
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: does talk to me about this stuff, and maybe she's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: just emotional because she's pregnant. And Megan goes, okay, well,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: just because she's pregnant doesn't mean her emotions aren't valid.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: No, and you should– be more concerned about these emotions
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: and the stress level she's under about money and her
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: parents and stuff that a lot of it is that
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: you're putting on her when she's pregnant. It's not good
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: And he goes, look, saying, um, he, he says, look,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: saying she's pregnant and you're saying I can't meet her needs.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: She should find somebody else. And she goes, no, I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: don't think I said those exact words. And he goes, yeah,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: you did. When we were pruning, you did say that.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: And he goes, five minutes ago. Remember when we were pruning?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: We were pruning before you all freaked out. And he goes,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with children, but you don't have any children, right?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should get some experience under your belt. And
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: then you can come at me and tell me what
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: to do. Okay.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Dick Wad.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Mediocre white man says what? Just because you procreated and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: your sperm works doesn't mean that you have life experience
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: or have accomplished anything.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: And I like how her friend was like, just because
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: she's pregnant doesn't mean her emotions don't mean anything. We're
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: not going to just dismiss it. So he says, she goes,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: she cries to me every week and this is my
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: friend and it concerns me. And he says, a lot
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: of the things you're mentioning are very private and her
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: friend is spilling all of my own dirt back at me.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Like this is a major betrayal of trust. She goes, well,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I give her the emotional support and maybe you should
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: have communicated to her not to tell anyone your business.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: and he says I did and I have no idea
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: you know if I don't know what she's doing you
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: know we'll find out when I ask her and he
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: goes um you know maybe you're a little too involved
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Megan you know I'm not happy about this and she
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: and I are going to have a conversation based on
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: what happened tonight look so he's like you're about to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: be out girl I'm.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Going to isolate her from her family and friends.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: So Allie walks up and he's like, okay, great. Let's go.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Let's head home. Let's all leave. And as Megan goes
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: over here to do like her talking head with production,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: they're walking off and she can still hear them. And
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: he goes to Allie, that was fucked up. And so
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: now we see Megan and she's talking and she goes,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I have a whole new impression of him. And it
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: feels like he's a sweet talker. And then his defense
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: is to attack her. And I do worry that, like,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: he's the right person for her. She might be better
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: off alone. And then she's like this, putting her hand
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: on her mouth because she can hear them. Yeah. It
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: was so awkward. It was so awkward. And he tells Allie,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I asked you a long time ago not to discuss
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: our shit with your friends. And I'm really considering going
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: home and leaving all of this. And she goes, okay,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: what a baby. Sorry, I got something in my throat.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: And she goes, our relationship? And he goes, all of it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: And he goes, fuck, man, I'm sorry. Just give me
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: some space. And then she stands there and he starts
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: crying to production. He starts crying to production and says,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: it's not fair. Don't sit there and listen to this
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: stupid stuff, bitch, because Ally can't keep shit to herself. Man,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: get out of here.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I hate him. And now he's threatening to leave his
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: pregnant wife.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: He's not leaving. He's just saying that. Day one.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Day one.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to say, if Megan comes around again,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave the whole country.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. I hate him.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I hate him, too. I do. Sorry, bro.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: I think they're maybe being a little hard on him,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: but I hate him still. And he scares me a little.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that Megan did come in hot, but
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: maybe she's like, this is the only time I'm going
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: to get to talk to him because after this, they're
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: going to ice me out, you know? Mm-hmm. That's it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That's our show. Let's see. Oh, we got to do
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: next time on. See, I moved all my notes around.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I can't see. Okay, next time on, we meet Michelle
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: and Felix. Let's recall where she is from and let's
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: recall where he is from. She, I don't know where
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: she's from, but he's from Ghana. We meet Michelle and Felix.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: They're very happy. They're in love, but their family got
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: too involved in the relationship. And we see his dad
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: saying to him, she needs to buy me a sheep
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: to show some respect. He's like, what? I'm so excited.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Andy says to Nigel, you took a lover on a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: camping trip. And then last night you took me to
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: her house to meet her. And he goes, I thought
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: we were on the same page. And she rolls her
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: eyes so hard. And he says to us, my friend
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Azrael is my part-time lover. She's a part-time lover. Isn't
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: that a song? Can't. Azrael. Yeah. Azrael.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Azrael.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Azrael is my part-time lover. And Andy sees her at
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the party and sees Nigel and Asriel like go inside together.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I do want to clarify one thing that I'm feeling.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I do hate Nigel and I think he's gross. Yes.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I do also think he has, he's been a little shady,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: but I also think in other ways he has been
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: very clear about that. He is non-monogamous and has always
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: been non-monogamous and that's what he wants to do. And she's,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: been trying to be something she's not. And this is
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: just as much her fault as it is his.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Because she didn't clarify before she came there.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: She didn't clarify. And she's been saying she's okay with
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: things that she's actually not okay with. Totally. And they're
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: having a lot of mixed signals. And it should be
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: obvious to him that she's been uncomfortable and not into this.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: But he has said this is what he wants out
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: of a relationship. And she is trying to do something
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: that she's not.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now we see Mr. Ark talking with, I put Nigel,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: but it's Niles because it's confusing. Mr. Ark is talking
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: to Niles and Matilda's family saying, you said it would
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: just take five months. And then the talking head Niles
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: is like, this is horrible. They're so mad at me
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: and I just uprooted my whole life. Well, they don't
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: know that. They don't know that. Now we see Jessie.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: She's playing tennis. Now remember, Vito is a full tennis instructor.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: So he's very good.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: He's getting annoyed with her and laughing and going, you're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: embarrassing me, Bella. Hit the ball. He's being all mean
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: to her.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Is that how he coaches people?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I think she must have said, I've been taking 10 lessons.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I'm really good. And he's like, oh, my God. You're terrible.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: So they fight and she says, fuck you. So whoops.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: He deserved it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: He deserved it. Don't be mean to her. So then
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: we see Allie and John fighting in the car and
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: he goes, I have children at home. I mean, they're
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: in their 20s.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: They're literally in their 20s.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: He says, I have children at home and you act
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: like I gave up nothing. And she says, maybe I
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: should step out of your life because I should be
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: the priority. And what the fuck are we even doing together?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I don't even know. So it's going great.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: It's going great in Singapore. Wait till you tell her family.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: They're going to be thrilled. They're going to be thrilled.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: And that is it, everybody, for our episode. This week
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: on the show, Keisha and I did Love After Lockup
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Relationship Rehab on Monday. And the show is just dark
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: and sad. And I put out my interview with Dr.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Ish and Justine and Michael. And I found that very-
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: So good. You thought it was good? Thank you. Yeah.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Just 15 minutes.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: A little awkward at certain points, but good.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Very awkward. And there was no, like, I was going
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: to be able to delve into anything because- Right.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: They only gave me 15 minutes. Thank you for realizing
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: my awkwardness. The awkwardness of the whole thing was awkward.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: No, but I thought you handled it well.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: I think they were being a little awkward, but you
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: handled it well.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Awkward. Then this Thursday for Poppin' Bravo, I have on
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Jason Zephyr, and we are going to be talking about
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: The Golden Life, the new show with the old, older,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: the retired Real Housewives of New York ladies. It's like
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Sonia Ramona, Ramona. So that's about right. Sonia, Ramona, Luann, Kelly, Killorn,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Ben Simone.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Jill Zarin, I think, might be on it. She kind
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: of got canceled, but she'll probably be back on it.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: She got canceled for good reason.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: They took her off. I didn't know about this show.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: The Golden Life. It's about these ladies now. They're all
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: in Boca. They're all in Boca. So that's about them.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: And we're going to be talking about that on Thursday. Wednesday,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: of course, Keisha and Ardu and Plathville. Now, You guys,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: all this week is going to be like your regularly
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: scheduled programming. But next week, it's going to be a
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: full Bunky Takeover. Kimberly and Keisha are doing all the episodes.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: So please be very supportive and don't talk bad about
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: me on my own show. Okay?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: No promises.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Just because I'm in another country doesn't mean I can't listen. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I'm already preparing.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine. Fine. Love you guys. I mean, please make
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: sure to your following Kimberly and Katie, a date with
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Dateline and a date with The Bake over on YouTube.
• 1:16:25
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• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: that will come up a date with The Bake. They're
• 1:16:29
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• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: and date with Dateline.
• 1:16:34
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• 1:16:38
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• 1:16:40
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• 1:16:42
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• 1:16:44
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• 1:16:49
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• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: and we will see you next week. I'll see you
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: next week. Kimberly, we'll be here together next week?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we will.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Right before you go.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Right before I go. Okay, bye. Bye.