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Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (The Flash Drive Edition) · The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Gentlemen, welcome to the class of twenty twenty six. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't feel like making forty two cups of coffee,
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: leave the kettle alone. Cycling pants are not actually pets.
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  Speaker 2: Don't wear them out.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: When you add a brye and someone suggests that you
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: should go for a hike on lion's head the next morning,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: say no, it's not your heel to climb.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Avoid eye contact with the guys on the back of
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  Speaker 2: a packet. You will lose your soul. If you do CrossFit,
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: you don't have to tell everybody. If you're part of
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: a coffee group, there's no need to spill the beans.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: If you'll ply it us, play it is. Don't try
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: to fight the pigeon in Shoprite. You'll lose.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: The moment you feel you have some money left over,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: one of your applians as will break.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Before attempting anything, read the instructions.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: If you stay out late drinking, drinker last beer, she's
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: already made at you. Twenty minutes in the essays sun
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: it's like two hours in the European sun.
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  Speaker 2: Protect yourself your sunscreen as a person, just be lacker,
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  Speaker 2: check yourself before you wreck yourself. Have no regrets, own
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: your bad decisions. If you stop at your ankles whilst
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: attempting to get into the ocean, you will not get
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: into the ocean.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Just because you're offended doesn't make you right.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Learn to spill. A bee doesn't tell a fly why
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: honey is better than trash. If something smells bad, it
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: might be you pluckies. Don't wear it.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Make up your mind. Do you want to be shoes
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: or do you want to go barefoot?
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: You can't have both.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Don't wear pluckies. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: If you shoot doesn't fit, maybe you just need to
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: cut your toenails.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: The intense hatred you feel during PMA's will pass and
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: you will love again.
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  Speaker 2: Always listen to the flash Drive on K from ninty
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  Speaker 2: four point five