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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: A Driver? That Would Kick Ass · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of Off
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  Speaker 1: the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here at one oh one one w j
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  Speaker 1: R R in Orlando. I'm Pat Lynch, I'm Taco Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Did you do you see me over here? Laughing?
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  Speaker 3: The reason why is I look at the text one,
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  Speaker 3: because we tell people when you're listening to the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't DM in on on Facebook, you can
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  Speaker 3: also text us at two two.
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  Speaker 2: Five, two six.
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  Speaker 3: I look at the text line and Chuck or Paul
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  Speaker 3: texted hot blonde ref or brunette with nice ass, nice,
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  Speaker 3: referring to the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL is getting ref getting sued by one of
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  Speaker 1: their former female referees who they fired in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, discrimination, she's going with.
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  Speaker 1: She laid out a whole bunch of complaints she had.
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  Speaker 3: Fucker, Paul, don't put that out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna question her. You know, accusations, we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We're not forriving to what happened or what didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: But that's why I said, leave it to the court.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly has a taste of a certain grape. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: fired for poor performance. I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 3: It is being a female ref though in a putt
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  Speaker 3: in a male sport.
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  Speaker 2: That's gotta be tough.
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  Speaker 3: My buddy Twitch, his wife remembers she was a ref
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  Speaker 3: in the NBA, in the actual NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still it's still.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then she went on to be like
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  Speaker 3: a consultant for and an agent, sorry, an agent for players.
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  Speaker 3: The guy that plays for the NBA, that first one
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  Speaker 3: of the first guys in the NBA that got COVID,
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  Speaker 3: remember that, He goes, oh, I don't believe in this shit,
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  Speaker 3: and he's talking into the mic and he locks to
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  Speaker 3: micr that was her, one of her players, and he
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  Speaker 3: was telling me that the new right when it happened.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, oh, she is hating life too, because he
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  Speaker 3: was like a big, high dollar player.
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  Speaker 1: All right, no more snarky comments about female referees. I
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  Speaker 1: have all the respect in the world for referees and
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  Speaker 1: what they do. They too, gets so mad at officials sometimes. Man,
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  Speaker 1: baseball has it right. Finally, the ABS is ABS.
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  Speaker 3: I almost said abs, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Get it right. Automated balls and strikes and the football
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  Speaker 1: is almost there. NFL is almost there. They need to
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  Speaker 1: now the last season when they were dicking around with
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  Speaker 1: the digital first down or the ball placement, it's still
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  Speaker 1: not all the way there. You should be able to
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  Speaker 1: have that sensor in the ball, yeah, indicate whether or
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  Speaker 1: not the first down mark was made, not where the
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  Speaker 1: ball is to be placed. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: They get that part fixed. I think they're onto something there.
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  Speaker 3: But they're still going to have to have a rep
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I mean in baseball you can just sorry do.
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  Speaker 4: Have one ump sitting up in a box.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned during the show this morning. You know, today
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  Speaker 1: is April second, the day after April Fool's Day, and
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about some of the pranks that got
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  Speaker 1: pulled by big companies, some of them funnier than others,
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  Speaker 1: most of them harmless.
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  Speaker 2: Which is fine, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: And I know we pledged in half for the last
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  Speaker 1: few years not to screw with our listeners anymore. On
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  Speaker 1: April Fools Day, I actually thought of one. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you what it was, because I think it would
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  Speaker 1: have worked hook line and sinker, and I had the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing mapped out as to how we would have
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  Speaker 1: executed it. We couldn't do it next year, Nah, No,
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  Speaker 1: because then we're going back on our word to not
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  Speaker 1: prank anymore. You all just tell me if this would
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  Speaker 1: have worked or not, and be honest, if you would
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  Speaker 1: have fallen for it, we would have started setting Actually
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  Speaker 1: we've been setting this up for several years at this
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  Speaker 1: point without even realizing it. Okay, if we rolled back
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  Speaker 1: two weeks before April Fool's Day and I announced that
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  Speaker 1: I was retiring from the show and giving my two
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  Speaker 1: weeks notice, Okay, that'd beve We've been doing the show
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  Speaker 1: a long time. I'm moving on to greener pastures.
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  Speaker 3: Would be like, hey, congratulations, or I mean that sucks,
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  Speaker 3: but congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: And I know it's kind of sudden, but I got
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity that I want to take advantage of because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to have this opportunity again.
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  Speaker 1: I have actually secured a job as a bridge tender,
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  Speaker 1: a bridge tender, and I can the opening is available
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  Speaker 1: and it starts in just a couple of weeks, and
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  Speaker 1: I have.
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  Speaker 3: Enough money, you'd probably throw this in. And I have
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  Speaker 3: enough money in retirement for to kick in a little
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  Speaker 3: bit later. But right now, selling my home, I can
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  Speaker 3: make enough in order to relocate all of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me you all wanted to fall in for that
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  Speaker 1: if we laid that out.
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  Speaker 3: I think if you said leave for a bridge tender position,
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  Speaker 3: I believe that people would would maybe call bullshit because
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  Speaker 3: of that.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, because I've we've talked about that's what I
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  Speaker 1: want to do once I'm done with radio and retiring.
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  Speaker 1: So I would set it up as I'm done with radio,
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  Speaker 1: I'm retiring, and now's a good time because this has
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  Speaker 1: been extended as an opportunity. These jobs don't come along.
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  Speaker 1: And know, I was never joking about it. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's a perfect job for me, So hey, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: You know what we could have done instead of bridge tender.
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  Speaker 1: And then to finish off the gag, yesterday would have
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  Speaker 1: rolled around you know. Yeah, well I would have set
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  Speaker 1: it up so my last day would have been the
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  Speaker 1: day before April Fool's Day, huh, And then the show
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  Speaker 1: would have started on a w j R R. And
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  Speaker 1: maybe you're doing the show.
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  Speaker 3: For it and it's a very strange feeling hour or
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  Speaker 3: two of this and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if you did that, that could be right.
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  Speaker 1: So that that was that was my thought. I think
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  Speaker 1: would have worked as.
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  Speaker 4: Long as you did it as the first out.
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  Speaker 3: I think the bridge tender would throw it off because
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  Speaker 3: if you said something along the lines of I have
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  Speaker 3: an opportunity with this or I inherited something to where.
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  Speaker 1: See'st that's getting too involved. I was trying to go
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  Speaker 1: off on something that a lot of people think I'm
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  Speaker 1: kidding about. I am not kidding about, and I've talked
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  Speaker 1: about it. I don't know how many times that sitting
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  Speaker 1: in a bridge raising and lowering the span is a
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  Speaker 1: perfect gig for me. You've got great you know your scenery,
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  Speaker 1: it's air conditioned, you can watch TV, you can scroll
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  Speaker 1: the Internet, which is kind of what I do when
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here doing the radio show. Anyway, why don't
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  Speaker 1: get paid for it?
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  Speaker 2: I get it?
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, that was my thought, Yeah, we could have
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  Speaker 3: done this angle and said, well, you know I had.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, it's getting too.
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  Speaker 1: It's as simple as best and it wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 1: malicious in any way, shape or form, because it's something
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  Speaker 1: that was believable because I've talked about it and I'll
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  Speaker 1: continue to talk about it, but and I do promise
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  Speaker 1: I won't when the day does come if if that's
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  Speaker 1: how the sequence of events plays out, Yeah, you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna sling it on. Well, no, I'll tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 1: I am leaving to be a bridge tender.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, if that pops open, So I mean, there's
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  Speaker 3: always opening.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody who's got connections.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your sister said she could get you in.
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  Speaker 1: She actually did, but that I would be it would
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  Speaker 1: be on me to move. Yeah, you know, that would
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  Speaker 1: force me to move exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and if you did, we could still do
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  Speaker 3: the show.
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  Speaker 1: No, the idea, the idea. Actually you probably could. Probably
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  Speaker 1: that would be funny. So what why did that car
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  Speaker 1: drive off the span? Well, we were in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of idiotology. I didn't realize I had, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, we were low on idiotology stories. So he figured
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  Speaker 3: to create one bridge tender and West Palm Beach takes
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  Speaker 3: the top.
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  Speaker 4: Off of a yacht. I had something totally that would
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  Speaker 4: have been.
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  Speaker 1: Good shortest bridge tender. You know, tenure ever fired, You know,
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  Speaker 1: second day, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not that difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, dude, quit focusing on the burrito you're eating
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  Speaker 3: and raise the bridge. I had something, when I told you,
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  Speaker 3: I thought of something that we could have actually done
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  Speaker 3: on the air, but it's so deep and and it
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  Speaker 3: was just something that I realized when I was downstairs
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  Speaker 3: in the bathroom, and it was that you do.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of thinking in the bathroom, don't you, Because
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, the amount of time you spend
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  Speaker 1: in it. It's logical.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it has to do with me wearing pants.
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  Speaker 4: Can you see it's pull of groan.
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  Speaker 1: So long pants on today because we have to look
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  Speaker 1: presentable later.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a meeting, so long pants. And I
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  Speaker 3: thought to myself as I was using the restroom and
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  Speaker 3: washing my hands afterwards, and the restroom kind of smelted it.
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  Speaker 3: If you walk into a restroom and you see, because
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  Speaker 3: I never wear pants, I always wear shorts. But you
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  Speaker 3: walk into a restroom and you see me and pants
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  Speaker 3: washing my hands, you walk into a stinky restroom, you
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  Speaker 3: see me and pants washing my hands, or a guy
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  Speaker 3: in T shirt and shorts at the same they're both
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  Speaker 3: washing their hands at the same.
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  Speaker 1: Time, pinting it on the schlubby looking guy.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I realized, and I go, I have been
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  Speaker 3: guilty for everybody else's dumps they've taken when I'm just
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  Speaker 3: didn't hear peeing. So what I do when I after
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  Speaker 3: if it's stinks in the bathroom at any for any reason,
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  Speaker 3: if it's somebody else or me afterwards when I washed
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  Speaker 3: my hands, I do this, and in that way somebody
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  Speaker 3: can look me. I'll go, oh somebody, somebody really, you know,
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  Speaker 3: did a number in here?
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  Speaker 2: Never think it's me?
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  Speaker 1: Call that a guilty conscience.
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  Speaker 3: Really, well, you see through that because we've worked together
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  Speaker 3: almost thirty years. Somebody else wouldn't see. I think you've
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  Speaker 3: walked in when I'm doing that before.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever walked in when I know that?
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  Speaker 1: I probably have. I just my goal with the restroom,
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  Speaker 1: especially here is get in and.
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  Speaker 2: Get out, in and out. Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Such a disgusting place, it really is.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we maybe can talk a little bit more here
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  Speaker 1: about your boy Tiger Woods his latest transgression. Did it
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  Speaker 1: surprise you when that popped up on Friday afternoon?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? And no what ran through your head? First?
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  Speaker 1: Thing? When you found out it was two o'clock in
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  Speaker 1: the afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: All I saw was a text that said, did you
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  Speaker 3: say arrested or just send me a text.
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  Speaker 1: That I said Tiger Woods d U I, Oh, good
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  Speaker 1: night rider.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well you have to find Oh it was me
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  Speaker 5: and Rick No, I want to see it because I
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  Speaker 5: thought it just said Tiger Woods flipped his car.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see anything in there.
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  Speaker 3: I thought about DUI well what regardless? Yeah, well no,
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  Speaker 3: it's very important, Ricky.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, this is how I do it.
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  Speaker 3: I t Bob and Pat or did you hit dog
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  Speaker 3: and I?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, it does. It switches the outcome. When
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  Speaker 3: I saw roll his car, I thought he's he's not
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  Speaker 3: a good driver, and I didn't think drinking after a round.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he's not the guy that would drink during around.
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  Speaker 3: And but as it started setting in more, I go.
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  Speaker 3: When I heard arrested, I go pills.
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  Speaker 2: So you did think that without without it knowing.
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  Speaker 3: Once I saw arrested, I go pills, guarantee it because
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  Speaker 3: I and like when I said you said about my
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  Speaker 3: boy Tiger and I said it's sad. I keep saying
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  Speaker 3: it's sad because he has a major addiction. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: not overlooking as shitty driving, but he has a really
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  Speaker 3: bad addiction. And I'm glad he's hopefully gonna get it
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  Speaker 3: taken care of because he has to take pain pills
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  Speaker 3: because of all the massive surgery.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you.
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  Speaker 3: But he doesn't excuse him roll in his car.
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  Speaker 1: Something else I heard in the immediate coverage of this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because it's a sensational story. Oh yeah, every
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  Speaker 1: you know they're gonna pylon on this. One of the
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  Speaker 1: channels had a pro golfer on Tako.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and what did he say?
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  Speaker 1: I had never heard of this guy. But just because
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard of him doesn't mean he doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: a PGA card. He says that he you know, he
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  Speaker 1: knows Tiger fairly well and he loves him to death.
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  Speaker 3: Is a dark skinned guy with a mole right here.
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  Speaker 1: Older dude, probably late fifties, early sixties.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the tech I found the text brought finally Pat
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  Speaker 3: Tiger Woods involved in a rollover crash on Jupiter Island.
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  Speaker 3: So there was no I said that Night's why I
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  Speaker 3: was like, okay, once I thought about it, for arrested.
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  Speaker 2: He's done.
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  Speaker 1: So the first thing that everybody hit on Jesus Christ, dude,
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  Speaker 1: is it time for you to finally get a driver?
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  Speaker 1: A driver? So they asked this professional golfer that question
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, it's just too logical. But I
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  Speaker 1: know Tiger well, and you know, I don't mean to
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  Speaker 1: say this is the wrong way, but he's cheap?
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  Speaker 4: He is? Is he really?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody said that is? He's he is.
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  Speaker 1: He's known for being a cheapskate with good jillions of
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  Speaker 1: dollars in Yeah, he sposedly doesn't tip.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that just blows my mind. Yeah, I thought you
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  Speaker 2: knew that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't follow golf that closely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he uh, but I mean it's Tiger Woods, he's golf.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, he definitely is known to be cheap. I've
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  Speaker 3: heard it many, many times that there were things going
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  Speaker 3: around that he likes his privacy and that's why he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't want a driver picking him up and then dropping
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  Speaker 3: him off and knowing where he is.
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  Speaker 2: I guess he acts his privacy.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever reasons to teach his own. But sir, you need
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  Speaker 3: to get a damn driver, you know what. I heard
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  Speaker 3: somebody mention that this really is a different angle. And
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  Speaker 3: again I feel I feel bad for him with this addiction.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not piling on with this shit. I'm
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  Speaker 3: glad he's getting help. What about his kid who just accepted,
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  Speaker 3: just accepted, you know, full ride whatever at FSU.
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  Speaker 4: Not like he needs that.
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  Speaker 3: But now he's got to go to school with that
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  Speaker 3: albatross him over his head.
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  Speaker 1: That does you get the contact association?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? At that really it stinks because it'll be his
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  Speaker 3: first year in college.
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  Speaker 1: Hey on, just a somewhat related note for US commoners here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how kick ass would it be to have a driver?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: Have a driver?
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  Speaker 4: Made?
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  Speaker 3: Before Uber was around, I remember there was a guy
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  Speaker 3: that if it was a wedding, this is this is
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  Speaker 3: twenty something years ago when I did not have a
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  Speaker 3: driver by any means, but I had a dude that
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  Speaker 3: I could call, Like I remember the last time that
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  Speaker 3: I saw him, he took me to Bobby Ray's. Uh
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  Speaker 3: it's a buddy of his, Bobby Ray's fortieth or fortieth,
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  Speaker 3: so you know how long ago that was. But and
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  Speaker 3: he was a normal guy. His name was Clive C.
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  Speaker 2: L Iv. You know'd be like, hey, calld man, sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a chauffeur name.
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  Speaker 3: Can I have a get a ride next Wednesday?
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  Speaker 2: I have a wedding and.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, and just pay him to haul you around.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, but but having a driver non stop where
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: you just go, oh, hey, each of you think he
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  Speaker 3: just has he has a room somewhere, not at your house.
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  Speaker 2: No, tell that.
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  Speaker 1: No, think about this, all of you think about this.
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  Speaker 1: You get up in the morning or evening or whenever
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  Speaker 1: you go to work, and you got God, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to get in this traffic and deal with this
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  Speaker 1: and this is gonna be stopping. No, you just walk
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  Speaker 1: out your front door and there is you can sit
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  Speaker 1: in the back and do work. Yeah, your driver's here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let it. Oh we're stuck in traffic. Oh well, somebody
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  Speaker 1: texts up goes to the window. Yeah, let me know
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  Speaker 1: when we're there exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So that's his real name, right right, But some uh,
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  Speaker 3: somebody point out the text on it. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if it's right, if it's correct or not, because it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't sound believable.
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  Speaker 2: But somebody texted it in this morning. John Daly has
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  Speaker 2: never had a duy. I'm googling that because.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with all the Shenanigans and we love John Daly.
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  Speaker 3: With all the shenanigans that he has been through, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like getting stabbed with the fork in the face, he knows.
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  Speaker 1: He likes to party, so yeah, probably also parties well
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  Speaker 1: as responsibly as he can.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: No, I just googled it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: No, John Daly has never been convicted or arrested of
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: a DUI.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be either. If you have someone taken, yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: so good for him.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, but that that says something about you. If not,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking shit because I like to party, But that.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Says something about you. If you have a driver because
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: you party.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You take a dry you take an uber to every
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: gig we do, Yeah, of course, because you party.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, exactly, that's not a driver.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Driver's gonna cost you probably one hundred k a year, right.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what you make for that.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: How much?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Well, it probably depends on how much you're used and
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: how many hours a week you work, just like any
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: other gig.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean personal driver.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Well, with with Tiger, it was gonna be twenty four
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: to seven, because who knows when he's getting a hanker
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: in for a pancake house check.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You know it was Perkins. But we're not splitting hairs here.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: That that's the one story that you that's where legendary
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: status comes in in my mind, and that one Perkins waitress.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: When you get your ass.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: And she was called a waitress too by every single
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: media outlet. It wasn't it was Perkins waitress.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah she was not that great look, but you know
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: what that was.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I was just one of those Hey why not, I've.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It could have even been talking to friends.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: But she's wild, dang her.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: But she's wild.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Between between thirty five thousand and twenty one hundred and
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: twenty thousand plus per year.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I think that depends the area you're working.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Uh and again how how much you work. I mean,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: it's it's just like any experience.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Chiffeurs usually land between sixty and one hundred and fifty
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: k year.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude, I'd like to be a chauffeur.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: When your bridge tender and if you see, you know,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: a nice, super nice car come through and it flashes
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: his lights.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Hey you you know, do not raise the bride.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: That's me. Don't raise the brill. Don't raise it on me.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Oh right, Jordan's back here.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not thirty past the hour.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Screw it, it's going up.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: How do you like that, dickhead?
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that would dude, if you could have a
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: personal driver, not for just not for partying, just for everything.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I just I don't like driving.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he's probably he's probably gonna have to have a
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: driver now because I doubt he's going to get a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: license back anytime soon.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Oh no, No, I mean how many offenses it? Right?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: And hopefully, I really I hope, you know, there's bigger
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: fish to fryd, bigger things to pray for. But I
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: really do hope that he gets I.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Think everyone does.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's it's it's Scott. If he if
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: he went to the sex addict wait, wait, he went
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: to the sex addict detox or whatever. Now he's if
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: he detox is from this at a rehab, what's he
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: gonna have left?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I just you look at this and it's the you know,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the cat with nine lives type thing. Here. He's lucky
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: so far with some of these incidents he's had.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: That you know, the one that in California.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Exactly, That's That's what I'm saying. He's he died in
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that rollover in Jupiter.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I was impressed that he was able to climb his
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: ass out of the passenger side.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: You know how hard it is to open a door.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Then he was in the woods at one point. Did
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you see that walking out like.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: The probably.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Dropping some drugs back there until no, but Pat, oh wait,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: you know what, the car still had power, so he
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: was able to roll down the window. Could could you
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: look if I was standing on this window, there's probably
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: broken anyway, and I've got to get out of that
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: passenger door above my head.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's gonna suck.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I I could do it, though, I'd put my foot
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: on this headrest that I'm with, and then you know,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: like climbing a ladder, and then I get out of
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: there and just say shit, let me find some hey
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: window washer dude that I just clipped, can you do
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: me a favor? I'll pay you for yours to Will
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: you help me roll this back over and see if
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: it starts?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: That's what we have to do with Delta.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Day's tell me that dude, that pressure washer guy does
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Is it going to have a story to tell for
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: years to come. Yeah, I was the dude who I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: was going too slow for Tiger And he says he
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: was looking at his phone and changing the radio station.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: He's the guy that clipped my trailer.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I'm the guy the clear trailer that he clipped.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: That happened to Delta Dave.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: This is it's another one of Taco's friends.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: This is thirty years ago in his neighborhood. It was
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: eighteen years old probably.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: He rolled a vehicle.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: He it was a.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: VW Boss, which, yeah, they can kind of be tough.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Pack that's nice.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: He went to go get a pack of smokes because
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: we were out and he's driving. I'm like, dude, don't
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: don't go there, Let's just walk. So then all of
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: a sudden, we're walking to find him because we don't
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: know where the hell he is, and we see all
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: these sirens and whatever.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: He rolled his van on the way there. And this
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: is so long ago that this is how things went.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't find this out until I sat in the
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: bushes and watched because I'm like, I'm not gonna go
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: up because you know what happens. Then you get arrested
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: for being part of it. So I wait for a
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: while and then I go, Cob, we gotta go up.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: So we went.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Can I cut you off for one second. We're not
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: giving away tickets right now, Megan, what somebody's watching the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: feed right and this is this is the podcast. We're
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just we're just doing the podcast. Yeah, okay, So we
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't want to give any wrong impressions here for what's
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: happening during this thing here.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: No, So then we I look, gob we go, okay,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: we gotta go, and and you know, at least be there.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: We're not in a car, so we're not in trouble.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: So we walk up the road and meanwhile his van's
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: you know, upright, and the no, he hadn't. It was
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: still and the cop said, you turn this thing upright,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: because there were moultiple cops said tell you what we talked.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: You get this thing upright. If it starts, you're free
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: to go. Since he lived a block away and he
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: only a block from.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: His house, so he hadn't hit anybody or causing any
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: damage other than just okay.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Flipped his van and it was on its side and
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: he was able, not him alone, but they helped him
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: and pushed it because I was like, why are there
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: so many.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Cops here for his thing?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: It was already pushed up and he was and that's
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: when they were coming over with the decision. We said, hey,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: we're just coming to check on our friend. And the
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: guy goes, hey, we all talked, you verified you live
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: right here. It's a really nice neighborhood and goes, the
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: guy that does my lottery dream house bought his parents' house,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: so do you know it's a nice neighborhood. So they go,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: we verified you lived right there. You got it flipped over.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: If you can start this thing, we'll let you drive home.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And it started.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It started, dude, it went.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Like this.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Good like and we're all shipping going, oh, dude, you're
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: so screwed.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: And then this big old pat.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Of smoke came out of the back and it started,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: and he's like, god, I totally forgot about that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I totally forgot it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I sorry, I hit the mike button. Barm totally forgot
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: about that. All ranks crazy. All right, we wrap this
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: up here.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: We do well, we weren't bs, and we do have
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: some meeting we have to attend, which sounds like a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: rip roar in good time.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Hell go anyway.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Anyway, uh, some stuff we do have it as we
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: approach the weekend, if you're here locally tomorrow night, we're
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be out Patty's Pub in Longwood there on four
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: thirty four at Range Line. That's in the plaza where
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: the Win Dixie used to be.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Soon to be an Aldie, we're there starting at eight thirty.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Let's hope this is a magic game that they can
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: you know, win.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: We had the Dallas Mavericks, who've had mixed results this season,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: but you know, the matchic definitely got to get back
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: into the winning waste. And we do have concert tickets
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to give away, including Shineedown tickets. That's Friday night, Patty's Pub, Longwood,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: eight thirty.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Not right now, Megan, right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Megan, come on out there. We try to get you
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: some tickets.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: There is that Megan from Claremont.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Where she lives anyway.
• 25:15
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• 25:27
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• 25:53
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• 25:54
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• 25:57
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