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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 31st 2025 · The Woody Show

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I think.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: I know what that is.
• 0:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show, and you have another
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: new hour, lockloaded, ready to go. Now, I'm looking around.
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: Where's uh, where's Morgan Morgan? Where's Morgan Morgan?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Tyler?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Menjie, come on? Come on in, come on? All right herezy,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: here's Morgan.
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  Speaker 5: Nice?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Morgan. All right, there's a there's Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Here comes Tyler and Menji.
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  Speaker 5: Walking here extra slow.
• 0:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not the quickest people. Menji is mad slow.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone you're mad slow fire.
• 0:48
  Speaker 7: I don't want to spoil a surprise, but is this
• 0:51
  Speaker 7: nineteen seventy six? All over our gangs? I'm seeing the Coneheads?
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I've seen Magon. He recognize who we are.
• 0:57
  Speaker 7: Like I said, it's the Coneheads. I don't know what
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  Speaker 7: their names were. Been a long time since.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Ye movie. All right, now what are you wearing here?
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  Speaker 4: We got to I have a my weighted vest, which
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  Speaker 4: I'm using as a like an agent vest type. Right, okayes,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm bald bald cap, I'm agent Sebastian.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you part we've got other versions of
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  Speaker 4: seas Now.
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  Speaker 1: Men, which version of sea bass are you? I'm the
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  Speaker 1: one right across it.
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  Speaker 8: As you can see, we're wearing the exact same colored
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  Speaker 8: shirt and everything, the.
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  Speaker 3: Present day, present days, present day, present day. And then
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  Speaker 3: dumb ass Tyler, which version of sea bass you?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 1: Morgan calls it bulking sea bass?
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  Speaker 5: I call it fat sea bass?
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  Speaker 1: So the one that is.
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  Speaker 5: Also currently president getting it su whatever you say?
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  Speaker 1: Fatty?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 9: We got von I don't know v had the cap
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  Speaker 9: on tip?
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  Speaker 1: Was this the version of sea bass? When guys in
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  Speaker 1: the street called me, Yeah, I'm a black bass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look it's black bass.
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  Speaker 3: Here he's wearing a leisure were he's ready for the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Rules.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Greg, which one do you think is the most accurate?
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  Speaker 5: I mean they all look pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 8: Probably he has a pop tart coke to prove it.
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  Speaker 8: Oh damn, what you know? I eat pop tarts at
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  Speaker 8: the studio all the time that I noticed. No, I
• 2:36
  Speaker 8: did notice that you're reading a pop tart. The other
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  Speaker 8: day we were crossing paths. I was leaving the office,
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  Speaker 8: you were walking into the office.
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  Speaker 1: One time. I just noticed it.
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  Speaker 3: The other day it's just a more current reference. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: swing and missus. I thought it was a curious choice
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  Speaker 3: after non stop cakes. Yeah, he's gonna chase the cake
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  Speaker 3: with a pop tart.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's how you end up being like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: dumb ass, Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 5: This this right here leads to coke swort piece at
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  Speaker 5: one in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's a scare tactic, Sea Bass and Future.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what are you wearing, Gina?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I'm so comfortable today. I pulled out the Oogie
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  Speaker 10: Boogie Onesie costume from what is it?
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  Speaker 7: Night Before Christmas?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's so cute and looks so comfortable. I just
• 3:24
  Speaker 10: wanted an excuse to wear, you know, a furree onesie.
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  Speaker 3: At what point are you going to stop going around
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  Speaker 3: dressed up in costume for trigger treating stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Because you get suckered.
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  Speaker 10: Into this whenever the kid says, you know, in charge,
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  Speaker 10: because it's how many more years could this possibly happen?
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  Speaker 10: You know, if he likes it, we'll create a little
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  Speaker 10: magic for him.
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  Speaker 6: This is not hard to do.
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  Speaker 7: I have a feeling this is a she's leading that.
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  Speaker 10: You guys have met me right Obviously Sea Bass hasn't
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  Speaker 10: but that is not I would love nothing more than
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  Speaker 10: just to wear human clothing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that because I think you leave
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  Speaker 3: the door wide open to this exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well, you're you're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I never I've never done it because the door is
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  Speaker 1: shut closed.
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  Speaker 5: It's no.
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  Speaker 10: You do other things for your kids that I would
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  Speaker 10: never do. And he's if he wants me to wear
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  Speaker 10: Oogie Boogie for another year, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: You can't let these kids think that they're in charge.
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  Speaker 7: Man twist, she's twisting her arm or he's twisting her
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  Speaker 7: arm right for whimsy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm saying like, you can't let these kids
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  Speaker 3: think that they're in control.
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  Speaker 1: You do it, you lose, You lose control.
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  Speaker 10: Trust me, he does not think he's in control.
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  Speaker 5: What age do you kids stop caring about trick or trees?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, Like thirteen, Well depends when my son
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  Speaker 3: got into doing the whole decorating the yard thing.
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  Speaker 1: He was more interested in handing out the candy and
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: watching people react to the stuff that he's set up.
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  Speaker 1: So for him. But like my daughter, she's going out
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  Speaker 1: with her friends. Think it's later for girls. Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 1: she's going out with her friends.
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  Speaker 5: She's thirteen, right, yeah, all right, So you what you're saying,
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  Speaker 5: Guna is you're clinging to these last few years.
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  Speaker 10: I'm clinging exactly, clinging godhood.
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  Speaker 4: You give your steps on good memories.
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  Speaker 10: I know, I know SeaBASS is fourteen thousand kids he
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  Speaker 10: doesn't take care of, but I got one, and I
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  Speaker 10: want to make sure he's taken care of. Look, if
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  Speaker 10: that's what he wants to do, I can wear a
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  Speaker 10: pajama costume.
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  Speaker 1: If you're If you're into it, that's that's great.
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  Speaker 3: It just like that to me, Like I see a newborn,
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  Speaker 3: I go, My wife and I both would get like
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  Speaker 3: that full body shiver, like can you imagine going back
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  Speaker 3: to that? I never had that seup and then thinking like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, she's doing this because the kid decided
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  Speaker 3: that this is what we're gonna Then we're going to
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  Speaker 3: walk around the neighborhood in a costume.
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  Speaker 10: He asked us, you know, can we do this this year?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 10: But I think what I think is gonna happen is
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  Speaker 10: this year he's going to see the other kids and
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  Speaker 10: the other kids parents not dressed up, and he's gonna
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  Speaker 10: be like, WHOA, back off, you too, and that's and he'll,
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  Speaker 10: you know, he'll figure that out and.
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  Speaker 1: He'll start going with his friends, which would be great.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and hopefully, but this is our first trick or
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  Speaker 10: treating a new neighborhood, and we're all gonna go.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well nice, nice work on the costumes.
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  Speaker 11: Oh you never got an answer to which one's your favorite?
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  Speaker 7: Sea bass is and big the Texas pointing this out,
• 6:02
  Speaker 7: big fail on none of them doing any kind of
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  Speaker 7: cyber truck thing related to their costumes. I think the
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  Speaker 7: only problem is between the four of them they can't
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  Speaker 7: afford one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because buy a car for a costume, by
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  Speaker 4: a car, you would wear one it Come on, Jesus, no.
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  Speaker 10: I think this is more accurate.
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  Speaker 4: But you don't deserve that much thought put into a mask.
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  Speaker 4: We got the ball caps and that was the main.
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  Speaker 7: That that four people according to costume is not a
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  Speaker 7: lot of that's that is some.
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  Speaker 1: But she's saying that would have been extra. Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: is a line.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you'd be honored that we chose you could
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  Speaker 4: have been anyone.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you guys just did such a poor job. It's
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  Speaker 7: the problem.
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  Speaker 10: I think that means you won this.
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  Speaker 1: Not like appease your ego in some weird way.
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  Speaker 7: Well, to see the problem is they're not doing it properly.
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  Speaker 7: They're trying to undercut me.
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  Speaker 1: No, it does, they're trying to.
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  Speaker 12: Undergoing I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything.
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  Speaker 12: I supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them,
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  Speaker 12: informally contributing to our value of continuous learning and development.
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  Speaker 12: You are a hero fability and time for today's dumb
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  Speaker 12: ass contests.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Friday tradition.
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  Speaker 3: Today's dumb ass contest is the du IQ.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number?
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  Speaker 3: And before we get this contestant on the line, Sea
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  Speaker 3: Bassing playing the way the game that works.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, please, I find.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody very drunk and ask them just the most easy
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  Speaker 7: questions you could ever imagine. So that's not the game.
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  Speaker 7: The game isn't what's the answer to the question. The
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  Speaker 7: game is the drunk person so drunk? Yeah, but they
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  Speaker 7: will know the answer to these otherwise very easy questions.
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  Speaker 7: And he can guess whether they know. Two times out
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  Speaker 7: of three.
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  Speaker 1: You win, and that you will be ben Hey, good morning, ben.
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  Speaker 3: Hey. Yeah, all right, so Ben, you're gonna be the
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  Speaker 3: contestant for this week's d u I Q. Now, before
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  Speaker 3: we get to the questions, account Ben, we're gonna get
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  Speaker 3: to know this person and see just how drunk or
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  Speaker 3: with that they are, not with that they are before
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  Speaker 3: we make you try to guess.
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  Speaker 1: And who is this person?
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  Speaker 7: Cl perfect for spooky season?
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  Speaker 1: It's Damiens.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and Damien is so uh well, we're gonna find
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  Speaker 7: out just how wasted Damien is. And I promised listen,
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  Speaker 7: just listen to him. I promise this is not a
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  Speaker 7: homeless person.
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  Speaker 1: Damien.
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  Speaker 9: What do you get to drink this evening?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: To all the questions, I.
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  Speaker 2: Like more beer than vodka.
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  Speaker 9: How many beers would you say you had this evening?
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  Speaker 2: Three weird?
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  Speaker 9: I don't believe.
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  Speaker 2: You no, because I'm more vodka.
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  Speaker 9: Oh that makes yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well I even more vodka than beer. And and I
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  Speaker 2: wake up tomorrow. I'll wait, good, what are you gonna
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  Speaker 2: wake up tomorrow?
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  Speaker 9: What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: We'll go home?
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  Speaker 9: You thin here to sleep on the street side or what?
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  Speaker 2: I oh? No, one time I step on street and
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  Speaker 2: at home, so I know how.
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  Speaker 1: Holy well?
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  Speaker 2: Home?
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  Speaker 7: Don't what the age is? Where you like it becomes
• 9:02
  Speaker 7: like oh funny, like oh like that stupid kid, to like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: That's sad, how old was heard? That's true? To stop
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  Speaker 5: me when that happened? Questions on you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Do you want to question number one?
• 9:21
  Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Who is Batman's butler?
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  Speaker 5: What is his name?
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  Speaker 1: Character?
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  Speaker 7: I'll take you know what, I'll take an after name
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  Speaker 7: if you got that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Uh no to Damien, sure again on all of them.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say no to Menace and.
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  Speaker 7: A couple of years since we had a Batman movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say in triple no, I'm going to.
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  Speaker 10: Say yes to Menace and no to Sammy and Damien.
• 9:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, and you're saying yes to Menace. I'm kind of
• 9:56
  Speaker 5: leaning that directions, but I think I'm gonna do quadruple no.
• 9:59
  Speaker 5: The fourth no is my.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: So oh wow, you don't know the answer here?
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  Speaker 7: Really, that's not surprising for great and I know the
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  Speaker 7: actor as well.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, wow, yeah, I agree, this is an easy one. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Damien is going
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: to get it?
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  Speaker 6: All?
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: Right? Ben?
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Do you think that Damien gets
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: this one, yes or no, no way, no way, he
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: knows Alfred?
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: All right, Oh there you go.
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  Speaker 13: Question number one, who is Batman's butler?
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  Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? Menace?
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: I was gonna put Alfred, but I was not one
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  Speaker 6: hundred percent in that an Sammy, Can I change my answer?
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: No?
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: I said Jeeves, because we need something. You ask Jeeves?
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Does anybody can you name the.
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: Actor a name?
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  Speaker 11: I can't even think of one actor that Michael Kine,
• 10:45
  Speaker 11: Michael Michael.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: Remember he was in Jewels when Jaws was like in
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: the Mohamaemember, like the mommy shark was mad that the
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: other one was killed, and so it was like chasing
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  Speaker 3: the sailboat down.
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  Speaker 5: Remember that one The shark actually growled dirty? Is it dirty? Rotten?
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: Scoundrels?
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Scoundrels.
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: Steve Martin never even seen Jaws all the way through
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: the original.
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  Speaker 7: Really, I would have also accepted Alan Napier from the
• 11:11
  Speaker 7: TV series.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well Ben said that Damien would not get it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see if he's right. Question number one, d U I Q.
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  Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?
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  Speaker 2: Wait? The last one he was, what do you think
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: it is? Yeah? Yeah, I can do.
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  Speaker 3: It all right, well, Ben, you're on the board. You
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: got one, and Ben, don't shout out the answer. Don't
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  Speaker 3: give us the answers because we're seeing it these guys.
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  Speaker 3: That's a question number two.
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  Speaker 6: Do U i Q.
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  Speaker 9: If a woman gets an i U D, what is
• 11:49
  Speaker 9: she trying to prevent?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Bonus points for? What does it stand for?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No for Damien.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say yes for Samy, but then I
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: remember we like just dumped around a couple of you know,
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: these uh women's health questions.
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  Speaker 7: I bet she knows this.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say yes Menace, yes, now do can either one
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  Speaker 1: of them?
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  Speaker 2: Do?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us what it stands for? And double no.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to say no to Damien obviously, right, yes
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  Speaker 5: to Sammy and no to what it stands for. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying yes to Menace no for what it's doing.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Yeah, I'm also saying yes to Samy and Menace,
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  Speaker 10: no to Damien.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Ben, what do you think? Yes or no for Damien?
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  Speaker 5: You for Damien?
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  Speaker 1: I Question number two.
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  Speaker 5: D U i Q.
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  Speaker 9: A woman gets an I U D. What is she
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  Speaker 9: trying to prevent?
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  Speaker 1: Sammy pregnancy? Menace pregnancy? What does it stand for?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Injectable ultimate deterrent.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, Sammy inserted uterus device.
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  Speaker 2: Us.
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  Speaker 7: She's circling around the answer, Yeah, what about mine?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're farther away.
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  Speaker 5: What did you say again?
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  Speaker 6: Was injectable ultimate deterrent.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Interplanetary uranus device?
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  Speaker 10: I'm sure Gina will tell you inter your inter uterine device?
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  Speaker 10: Intra uterine device?
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  Speaker 5: Probably Okay, I was very thought it was inner uterine
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  Speaker 5: like in her uterine.
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  Speaker 1: That's not device. Nobody knows what question number two do
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  Speaker 1: U I Q?
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  Speaker 9: If a woman gets an I U D, what is
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  Speaker 9: she trying to prevent?
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  Speaker 2: Vagina? No vagina? I never had vagina?
• 13:51
  Speaker 13: You never had vagina?
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: No, never, just became a confession vagina.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can give him some, buddy.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, here's a little vagina for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well then, well he doesn't even want to hang out
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  Speaker 1: afterwards a cuddle. He just wants to go home. It's
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  Speaker 1: probably for the best.
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  Speaker 5: I think he died without ever having china. There's no
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: way that night. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey, Ben, congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: You are a winner on a very very stressful round
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  Speaker 3: here on the d U y T. All right, man, hey,
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  Speaker 3: enjoy your weekend. Thank you for listening. Hang on one
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: second we'll get all your information.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. All right, there's there's Ben. Everybody you
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Question number three, which Ben didn't nebel play for funds,
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  Speaker 3: he's how.
• 14:38
  Speaker 9: Many inches are in a foot?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: How many inches are in a foot?
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: This might be the easiest one I've ever asked Greg.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: It's right up there. Oh there is the sky?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: How many inches are in a foot?
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  Speaker 5: I mean even Damien should get this, even.
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  Speaker 6: The dead guy.
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  Speaker 11: I'm still saying, I say, no, dog, I never had
• 14:58
  Speaker 11: a Maybe is from another country.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know that.
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: What's the Libya or some other country that uses to
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: the metric system?
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  Speaker 5: So noted Damien, and yes to these two.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Everybody uses a home what everybody uses the metric system?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Liberia, That's what I was thinking.
• 15:17
  Speaker 10: Okay, and Miama, I'm gonna say I'm going to say
• 15:20
  Speaker 10: yes to Samy and Menace and not a big big
• 15:23
  Speaker 10: dog Damien.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: A noted Damien. Yes to both Menace and Sammy medic
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: and Sammy. Do you think that Damien gets it?
• 15:29
  Speaker 10: No?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: No, No. Question number three, d u I Q how.
• 15:33
  Speaker 13: Many inches are in a foot?
• 15:36
  Speaker 9: It's correct? How many inches are you?
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Bye?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I continue twelve and make.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: You feel good?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: He could use that for all his vagina that he gets.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 11: Now, were the people sharing in the background just happened
• 15:53
  Speaker 11: to be perfect timing?
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Were they happy for him?
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: Give him a win where you can take it or
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: you can find it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? Was
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: a plumpkin?
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: What you weigh a millennial in instagrams?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Gives a lizard and a girlfriend? Fine, he had a
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: reptile dysfunctions. That's a show, Greg Salas.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: How uh.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: So where he lived, there's like the center Median and
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: the city did such a subpar job, like cleaning it up.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yes that Greg is tempted to just go clean it himself.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: It's underneath a gigantic pine tree. It's where three streets intersect,
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: so it's a triangular center island medium thing. They just
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: gotch a bad job. Do I want to do it? Yes?
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: But I think I might be too embarrassed to like
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: throw my garbage can in the truck, get my quick
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: way go down there and just start. You'd be here
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: and a rake and cleaning it and everyone you because
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I'm just like Joe Schmoe.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Or whatever.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, Wow, what a great guy, This guy
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: really cares about the community.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I drive by it every single day.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I look at it and I thought, this is well
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: fail fail on the city's pod.
• 17:11
  Speaker 11: I think people don't even understand that job you're saying
• 17:14
  Speaker 11: right now because such a bad cleaning it up, because
• 17:17
  Speaker 11: people might think you're talking about garbage.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Are you just talking about trimming the hedges.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: It's just a pine tree inside this concrete center median
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: and it was about let's say, six inches deep in
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: pine needles. Now it's about one inch deep, like it
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: couldn't go the extra mile and just clean it all,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: and then there's weeds coming through the cracks.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to get a little ground clear. Let me So
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: you're talking about garbage.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's not slightly not garbage. It's not actual garbage.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Profeeds and piney.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Pro tip, Greg, if you do want to not be
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: just Joe Schmoe, you can very easily buy some safety
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: gear safety vest.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I just have like a greenish reflective vest.
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: Breg somethtimes you'll never wear that.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: You can wear a big floppy hat, you wear a
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: mask and sunglasses exactly.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Now you have the citizens doing it the way to
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: go h official.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah great, yeah, thanks, I get it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I would do that and you have Yeah, I have
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: done it, right, But that's because I was walking over
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: that area every day and it was it was not pleasant, right,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: and this is what I have to drive by every
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: day and look at it hurts my eyes. So I
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: brought the I brought the leaf blower out and I
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: that's what I want to do, and I cleared it
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: and it was easy. Anytime, and anytime you get to
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: use stuff like that, anytime you get to use like
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: a reciprocating saw whatever, it's like.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: My weed whacker, yeah, which you can angle into like
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: in between cracks.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, time for the official round of this
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: week's Friday fail stories.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: Here we go.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it this
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: time for your Fridays fall story.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Word.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, other people thought they have the perfect plan, the
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: plan that can never go wrong.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: But then somewhere along the line, I went for being
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: a great idea, the one big steak in Mega uber Ultra.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah pretty good.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and that was nic Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: All right, Friday faild stories. First one here is from.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Nevada where the cops they were called about a driver
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: who was driving terribly quote unquote, had driven off the
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: road five separate times. State troopers caught up with the
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: driver asked them how much they had to drink, and
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: they responded by saying only two shots. At the nearby casino,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: cops had him take a breathalyzer, Greg where they drunk.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: You bet you know it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: The driver arrested and then shouted the troopers saying, you
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: ruined my life.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Turns out the driver, forty four year old woman works
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: or should I say, used to work, solving criminal justice
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: issues related to d uys and DUI arrests, and so
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: now she is awaiting her own DUI trial at some
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: point next month, so sailed yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: Social experiment.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: The next one is about this woman who is at
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: home cleaning her apartment where she came face to face
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: with a cockroach. So she committed suicide. Like Greg, she
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: freaked out, yep. She went to the kitchen, she grabbed
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: some spray blame her lighter, used that combo as a
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: homemade blow torch, as we all have at one point
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I have. She let that sucker up and up in flames.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: It went along with the apartment before she knew what
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: the fire had spread it was out of control. When
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: it was all said and done, the apartment was toast.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: It was a loss.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean if it has roaches, who and
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: one of the.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Neighbors is dead because they fell out of the window
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: while they were trying to escape the flames.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Sailed.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, just be slippy mcflipperson.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I guess I was thinking the same thing.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be slips and mcslippers.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: You took the words out of my mouth.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: This is from Maine with this guy.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: He was driving and he noticed something fly off of
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: his car and that's when I remember, like, oh my god,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I left something on the roof.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: What was on the roof?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: You ask no big his child seven thousand dollars in cash.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: So the money landed in the middle of the road
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: and the guy he's pulling a U turn at this
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: point to go back and pick it up. Well halfway
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: through the turn, he noticed that another car had already
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: slowed down, and by the time he drove up to
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: the money, another guy was scooping it up and he
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: grabbed most of it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: He took off.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: The whole thing caught on dash can the cops they're
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: trying their best to find the guy who scooped up
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: the cash, But so far no luck.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: In the window sailed that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: The most money I ever held in my hand was
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: three thousand dollars because I sold a car. I think
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: I held it in the car on my way to
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: the back. I think I even left my hand.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: You're afraid some money grabbed.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I'm holding three thousand dollars.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: And when you go to the bank too. There were
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: those stories for a while that people were like watching
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: people leave the bank and following them home.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you know, Well Greg's waving it around like
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: a golden ticket.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look what I got.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: This next one is from Florida. This guy he went
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: to a gas station, he robbed the place. He took
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: off with seven thousand dollars worth of scratcher tickets.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Oh all right, hell yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: He was long gone by the time the cops got there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: But then two hours later he was back, this time
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: no mask. Notice, guys.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: He was there just to redeem some winning scratchers.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: You go.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And he was in the store for about ten minutes.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Couldn't get the tickets to work, you know on ACNA
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: they were reported stolen, So he got in the car
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: he drove to another gas station and there he robbed
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: that place for one hundred and twenty bucks. The cops
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: they finally caught up to him, he was arrested, and
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: he is now in fail jail. Sales best and brightest dumbass,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: and then I hear I'll give you one of my
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: favorite fail stories of the week. This is about these
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: two teenagers who came up with a way to make
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: some quick cash. They were pretty good with computers, so
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: they hacked into the database of a chain of preschools
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: and proceeded to steal the data and pictures of thousands
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: of students, and then from there they posted the pictures
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: on the dark web. They called the preschool they demanded
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: over eight hundred thousand dollars in Bitcoin to take them down.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: The preschool's like, yeah, right, not having it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: They didn't care. We don't cave.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: So the two idiots they started calling all of the
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: parents of the kids whose pictures they posted and were
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: encouraging them, pushing them to pressure the school into paying
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the eight hundred thousand dollars. Well, the parents didn't care either.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: That didn't That didn't work. Long story longer, the cops
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: tracked them down and they were taking the fail jail sale.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: They realized that they weren't getting anywhere, and then they
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: went to go like try to apologize and say like, oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: well we were just blah blah bah blah bla and yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: frank In.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: This is where you use the excuse of social experiment.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: It was just an experiment.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: It was just to point out the security flaws in
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: their system to show how easy it was for them.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Embarrassed you failed, you should be thanking us, right, I
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: don't understand. This is a weird way to say thank you. Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: you're having us arrested. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four
• 25:21
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• 25:27
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