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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Tooey from bringing back
- 0:04Speaker 1: to laughs in the world gone man, Yeah right, it's time.
- 0:11Speaker 2: To go emphasize.
- 0:12Speaker 1: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, is the biggest, our biggest,
- 0:15Speaker 1: shot big show.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Jason hoych Mike minote and I'll get out your mayor barsaid.
- 0:22Speaker 3: It's great of your company. This glorious Monday afternoon. It
- 0:26Speaker 3: is the thirtieth of September twenty twenty four, and you,
- 0:30Speaker 3: my friends, are listening to the Big Show, brought to
- 0:32Speaker 3: you by wait for it, Tooey. Yeah right, Well we're
- 0:41Speaker 3: working on a fair well, we'll just it's a work
- 0:43Speaker 3: in program.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Come on with something there, Yeah, definitely from today all
- 0:46Speaker 2: around New Zealand you will see the return of the
- 0:48Speaker 2: two year right billboards of famous campaign, reason being we
- 0:52Speaker 2: could all do with a laugh, fellas.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Yeah, people listening to the chaff you want to laugh
- 0:58Speaker 3: by the way, fellas guys, yeah, Mogie you absolute stallion
- 1:07Speaker 3: in your tidy whitey house.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Life going pretty graszy, your mad dog you're six on
- 1:11Speaker 4: them the be there another great weekend. Man, if you want
- 1:13Speaker 4: to know anything about it, feel free to ask me
- 1:14Speaker 4: at any time.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Three four eight to three.
- 1:16Speaker 4: Sure, jump in with the yeld talkbacks here ont radio
- 1:19Speaker 4: choruse I know it one hundred hodache. I'd love to
- 1:21Speaker 4: tell you about my weekend. But the weather's turning again,
- 1:24Speaker 4: Isn't it a little bit warmer today? It was a
- 1:25Speaker 4: cold bastard over the weekend, But got on. I'm ready
- 1:28Speaker 4: for some beautiful weather now that daylight savings has arrived.
- 1:31Speaker 3: You want to know something about me today that I
- 1:34Speaker 3: didn't tell you about in the podcast? No, no, I
- 1:37Speaker 3: wore shorts today and my crocks. Hey, but not work
- 1:42Speaker 3: though ye're not to work never to work? Well, I'm
- 1:44Speaker 3: a professional.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, that's man, Jay said some shorts on earlier today. Wow, Holy,
- 1:49Speaker 2: hes pretty good man.
- 1:51Speaker 3: That's just a reference to you know, the nice weather
- 1:53Speaker 3: that we you know what I mean?
- 1:54Speaker 2: How keazy?
- 1:55Speaker 3: You said that you woke up feeling very, very very
- 1:59Speaker 3: wooze this morning? What what happened in the weekend that
- 2:02Speaker 3: caused that? Mate?
- 2:03Speaker 2: Um? Oh? Look, to be honest, I had a quiet one.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I'm just feeling a bit woozy today.
- 2:08Speaker 2: To be honest, I still do feel a bit woozy also,
- 2:11Speaker 2: but ah, pug sounds come in pug Son, what's this? Yeah,
- 2:19Speaker 2: pug Sons, come in here. He's got steam, He's got
- 2:22Speaker 2: a it's got one of those little caramel steam puddings.
- 2:25Speaker 2: The three darries sticking out the top of them all UNLPs,
- 2:30Speaker 2: just been overlooked by a old pug Sonny, spark them up, mate,
- 2:33Speaker 2: We got all everyone. Because it was forty Joe's birthday.
- 2:35Speaker 2: One turned forty, it was already marginal enough for me
- 2:38Speaker 2: to go and get darries and stick them in at
- 2:40Speaker 2: Jay so you can take them and let in the studio.
- 2:42Speaker 2: But three for three after forty brother, happy birth.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks fellas, are really appreciate it. By the way,
- 2:50Speaker 3: before you go, pugs done, did you buy a packet
- 2:52Speaker 3: of cigarette?
- 2:53Speaker 2: Did you got any left over? Because I'll take them obviously. Nah. Yes,
- 2:59Speaker 2: thanks for us.
- 3:00Speaker 3: I greatly appreciate that. If you want to ask me
- 3:03Speaker 3: about my weekend, feel free three four eight three. I
- 3:07Speaker 3: was going to tell Mogi and Keezy about it, but
- 3:09Speaker 3: they weren't interested. Yeah, they said, now can we talk
- 3:11Speaker 3: about something else? And I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
- 3:14Speaker 3: that's sweet cool.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Are you gonna eat that steam pudding?
- 3:16Speaker 3: I think I might actually, even though it's got daries
- 3:19Speaker 3: in it.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Well, that's like one of your bloody meals in a day,
- 3:23Speaker 2: isn't it? Absolutely three day? Isn't a butterscotch steam pudding.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Here's Metellacapen the Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 3:33Speaker 3: And Ki radio Head there on the Radio Honarchy Big
- 3:36Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
- 3:40Speaker 3: four o'clock and all as well?
- 3:41Speaker 2: Bloody exciting, isn't it, fellas? It's a school holidays it is? Man?
- 3:44Speaker 2: How Good's that? Ah? Good?
- 3:47Speaker 4: It's pretty good timing for me because my wife, who work,
- 3:53Speaker 4: who works in the film industry, finished working on her
- 3:55Speaker 4: film last week. How good, just in time Keezy to
- 3:59Speaker 4: take over one hundred percent of the duty is looking
- 4:02Speaker 4: after our daughter.
- 4:03Speaker 2: So in film it shows she usually booked up for
- 4:05Speaker 2: maybe five months at a time. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
- 4:08Speaker 2: and that's finished now.
- 4:09Speaker 4: So she's pretty tough because from my point of view,
- 4:12Speaker 4: it's like I get a holiday from all of the
- 4:15Speaker 4: duties that I've got with looking after our kids. So
- 4:17Speaker 4: generally I would wake up in the morning, prepare her breakfast,
- 4:21Speaker 4: feed the dog. I still do that, tinker and make
- 4:25Speaker 4: her make her breakfast. That's not Tinker, that's my daughter.
- 4:30Speaker 4: And then and then her lunch as well. Pack all
- 4:32Speaker 4: that up, get a sort of get address to school,
- 4:35Speaker 4: get her off to school.
- 4:35Speaker 2: And I don't have to do any of that. Now.
- 4:37Speaker 2: How good. I just lay in bed totally.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Man, that's so good because.
- 4:41Speaker 2: The way I will deserve to My wife has said
- 4:43Speaker 2: to me, She's like, I'm not sure that I wanted
- 4:46Speaker 2: to be taking over one hundred percent of this. And
- 4:48Speaker 2: I said, look, look, you've been getting up for the
- 4:51Speaker 2: last six months, six o'clock in the morning, heading off
- 4:54Speaker 2: to work, still dark. You haven't been seeing your daughter
- 4:59Speaker 2: at all the morning.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:00Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand
- 5:03Speaker 4: in the way of you spending those special mornings with
- 5:07Speaker 4: our little one, reconnecting, reconnecting.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 5:10Speaker 4: And she was trying to, you know, sort of protest
- 5:15Speaker 4: and carry on. I said, I'm not having it. I'm
- 5:17Speaker 4: not having it. I insist every single morning you get
- 5:20Speaker 4: up and you deal with her, and I'll just have to.
- 5:25Speaker 4: I'll just have to tough.
- 5:26Speaker 2: It out because you really like doing that. It's the best.
- 5:29Speaker 2: The best part is definitely making her lunch, isn't there
- 5:32Speaker 2: like a way that you could both do it. I
- 5:35Speaker 2: just don't see how that would work.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Yeah, because you've been running the thing too where you're
- 5:40Speaker 3: doing all the admint and sometimes you can be the
- 5:42Speaker 3: bad guy.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean.
- 5:44Speaker 3: And mom comes home and then you know she's lovely
- 5:47Speaker 3: and oh mommy, I love you, and you know you
- 5:52Speaker 3: have to do the now that can change over your
- 5:54Speaker 3: Your wife can do the admin inside of right, and
- 5:57Speaker 3: you come home and go, oh, hello, little one, Hello darling,
- 6:00Speaker 3: Oh Danny, I miss out time to get oh same here,
- 6:04Speaker 3: same here.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Not well.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Actually, the way that it's been happening is because my
- 6:08Speaker 4: daughter's just fresh at school. By the time the end
- 6:11Speaker 4: of the day when she wakes up of the morning,
- 6:12Speaker 4: she's bringing new she's jumping up and down the hallway,
- 6:14Speaker 4: she's You've got so much energy, best mood ever. So
- 6:17Speaker 4: I have to deal with that, you know, right, And
- 6:20Speaker 4: then over the course of the day she's sort of
- 6:23Speaker 4: learning a lot. There's a lot of stimulation happening at school.
- 6:26Speaker 4: There's a lot of other kids, a lot of playing,
- 6:28Speaker 4: all of that. So at by the time my wife
- 6:29Speaker 4: picks her up at three, three thirty or four o'clock,
- 6:33Speaker 4: she literally falls on the ground and just starts screaming.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Yeah, crying, This is true, and that.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Will last pretty much until I get home after seven o'clock,
- 6:43Speaker 4: by which point she's stoked to see me.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Yes.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Yeah, So I just think it's nice that my wife
- 6:50Speaker 4: gets an opportunity to enjoy what I've.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Enjured, absolutely, endured, or enjoyed. Did I so endured, I
- 6:56Speaker 2: meant enjoyed, enjoyed.
- 6:58Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I tell you what. Just on that front.
- 7:00Speaker 3: By the way, the worst thing about with my girls
- 7:03Speaker 3: in terms of it, wasn't the school lunches so much.
- 7:06Speaker 3: It was doing their hair raw. And if you can
- 7:10Speaker 3: imagine at that time, three girls with really long hair,
- 7:14Speaker 3: it was a shit show. Yeah, and they're always matted
- 7:18Speaker 3: and you know, you're they're screaming and all that sort
- 7:22Speaker 3: of carry on.
- 7:24Speaker 2: That was a nightmare.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I get pretty much every day as
- 7:27Speaker 4: you're brushing your hair and it's like, it's probably my hair,
- 7:31Speaker 4: and then there's crying all that, and of course, what
- 7:32Speaker 4: do I say as a father, She'll shave it all off, yes,
- 7:36Speaker 4: and then the answer is no, and it's all right,
- 7:38Speaker 4: shut it, let's get on with it.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, totally hey, but it's interesting. We put it
- 7:43Speaker 3: out there on three four eight three. School holidays always
- 7:46Speaker 3: a trying time for parents. What do you do to
- 7:49Speaker 3: entertain your kids? What's your sort of set up? Watch
- 7:51Speaker 3: your system for school holidays?
- 7:53Speaker 2: Yeah, back in the day, for me, it was just
- 7:54Speaker 2: put Cardo Network on. Yeah, and I just watched that
- 7:57Speaker 2: and eat frozen Hawaiian pizzas? Did you heat them up?
- 8:01Speaker 2: When you just ate them frozen? Frozen? Leave them in
- 8:03Speaker 2: the sun for a weever? But three four eight three
- 8:05Speaker 2: litters know you can also send a talk back on
- 8:07Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app and everyone that does that in the
- 8:10Speaker 2: drawer for a two y prize pack. Oh yeah, boy
- 8:14Speaker 2: worth winning by the way. Oh yeah, it's so good.
- 8:17Speaker 2: A bit of black Crows that sounds racist.
- 8:21Speaker 1: But Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
- 8:25Speaker 2: He's indeed a se DC there on the radio. Hodarky
- 8:29Speaker 2: Big Show.
- 8:29Speaker 3: This glorious Monday afternoon. I hope it's glorious wherever you
- 8:34Speaker 3: are in this fine nation of ours.
- 8:35Speaker 2: The time is four thirty eight.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I just went out. I just want to let
- 8:40Speaker 4: you guys know, this is a bit of a it's
- 8:44Speaker 4: a bit of a sad one. She got that same
- 8:45Speaker 4: music met.
- 8:48Speaker 2: During the break.
- 8:48Speaker 4: There was a little sushi shop out here, just to
- 8:50Speaker 4: let the listeners out there know, little sushi shop just
- 8:53Speaker 4: sort of outside the building, and around about this time
- 8:56Speaker 4: every day it gets to.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Be half priced, it does.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Yeah, So we're out there like robbers dogs, trying to
- 9:02Speaker 4: fill up with a bit of soush before we go
- 9:03Speaker 4: home to the meal on the table, which.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Is funny because now I can't go there and pay
- 9:08Speaker 2: full price. Oh no, prescoes feel terrible, ye, the Priscoes
- 9:11Speaker 2: of sushi.
- 9:13Speaker 3: Actual, I will past it today when we're coming on
- 9:15Speaker 3: early and starving, hadn't eaten anything all day, and went,
- 9:19Speaker 3: I'm not paying full.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Price, seriously, because it doesn't terrible.
- 9:23Speaker 4: It feels like it feels like full price is half
- 9:26Speaker 4: priced because that's all we pay. So if you're going
- 9:29Speaker 4: to pay via vision of full price, it would be
- 9:31Speaker 4: like pain being asked to pay double.
- 9:33Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. And I actually I'll see people
- 9:35Speaker 2: about to go in there and hey, hey, just four thirty.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Let's all going within the airshot of the guy as well.
- 9:40Speaker 4: Anyway, we walk out of here and we go up
- 9:42Speaker 4: some there's about half a dozen steps that lead outside,
- 9:46Speaker 4: and we're walking up there and Kezy absolutely falls over
- 9:50Speaker 4: his new slippers that he's wearing.
- 9:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw he was wearing.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Slips, not wearing slippers. The slides.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Absolutely falls over, just manages to a cover devastatingly.
- 10:01Speaker 2: I was hoping he'd tip.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Up, both hands on the ground. Hands on the ground
- 10:04Speaker 4: pretty good. And it was right in front of somebody
- 10:08Speaker 4: else that works on the building. She was just leaning
- 10:10Speaker 4: up against the wall doing some texting or something like that,
- 10:13Speaker 4: and it was so embarrassing that I actually apologized to
- 10:16Speaker 4: her for how embarrassing it was what Keesy had just
- 10:20Speaker 4: done in front of her, And I apologized to her
- 10:22Speaker 4: that she had to witness such an embarrassing display by
- 10:26Speaker 4: growing man. Mind you sure who's walking up steps wearing slippers?
- 10:30Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Okay. What happened was I was wearing my
- 10:33Speaker 2: new slides, which I'm not used to. You they got
- 10:36Speaker 2: quite a thick soul, Jason, you know what I mean.
- 10:40Speaker 2: And I just caught the top stair, fell over. Had
- 10:42Speaker 2: to put both my hands down on the ground and
- 10:44Speaker 2: both my knees. It's giving me the ick.
- 10:47Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh, you were like kind of doggy star.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I was on orphan, I was. That's exactly what he was. No,
- 10:54Speaker 2: that's not exactly.
- 10:57Speaker 4: The stairs and all of us all of a sudden
- 11:00Speaker 4: and he puts himself in dog.
- 11:04Speaker 5: In front of the lady and then all you is bogy,
- 11:09Speaker 5: laughing so loud, and then goes, oh CAZy fell over
- 11:16Speaker 5: and it looks the lady goes sorry, you had to
- 11:17Speaker 5: see that.
- 11:18Speaker 2: How embarrassing. And then we went. We went and got
- 11:21Speaker 2: half fried sushi, and I came and then came back.
- 11:23Speaker 2: She was still there and he goes, oh, sorry again
- 11:26Speaker 2: about that.
- 11:27Speaker 3: Just to rub home the point, Yeah, fellas, I did
- 11:32Speaker 3: not put myself in doggie, by the way.
- 11:33Speaker 2: You've just reminded me.
- 11:34Speaker 3: And I put it in the chat on Friday night
- 11:36Speaker 3: speaking of women by doors, Mogi sure, I was this
- 11:39Speaker 3: woman by doors chat when I was going to the
- 11:42Speaker 3: car park on Friday night. She was, you know, she
- 11:44Speaker 3: was a chilli night. It was a horror of a
- 11:46Speaker 3: breeze blowing. Anyway, I got to the car park door
- 11:50Speaker 3: and I saw about sort of ten fifteen meters away
- 11:54Speaker 3: from me a woman walking towards the door, and I
- 11:58Speaker 3: went I had one of those moments of do I
- 12:00Speaker 3: stay here and hold the door open for her, or
- 12:05Speaker 3: do I just carry on and you go to the
- 12:06Speaker 3: left and so forth. So I stood there for about
- 12:10Speaker 3: ten or fifteen seconds and the freezing cold wind waiting
- 12:14Speaker 3: for her. She walked through the door, didn't even acknowledge
- 12:19Speaker 3: me and just carried on walking, didn't say a thing.
- 12:24Speaker 2: And then did you put yourself and the dog? Yes?
- 12:26Speaker 6: I did.
- 12:28Speaker 3: They Big Show podcast is indeed incubus there on the
- 12:32Speaker 3: radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is
- 12:35Speaker 3: ten to five. We were just talking the previous voice
- 12:38Speaker 3: break about how Keys he fell over on the stairs
- 12:42Speaker 3: here with his new slip on orthopedic slippers. Slides slides
- 12:47Speaker 3: and we know their slippers. Yeah, and we got a
- 12:50Speaker 3: fantastic text on three four A three.
- 12:53Speaker 4: It was unreal, wasn't I was out there with you Keys,
- 12:55Speaker 4: He wasn't I, and you fell over. Unfortunately you put
- 12:57Speaker 4: yourself in doggie and then you looked over your shoulder
- 13:00Speaker 4: at an innocent bystander, and I had to apologize on
- 13:03Speaker 4: your behalf. It was such a disgrace through here on
- 13:06Speaker 4: three for eight three says the thought of Keesy and
- 13:09Speaker 4: Doggie on the stairs with his orthopedic thick soled news
- 13:12Speaker 4: slippers is going straight in the wank?
- 13:14Speaker 3: Bank is the what is there romantic music anything to
- 13:25Speaker 3: do with the bank? What do you mean wait he
- 13:29Speaker 3: said that, Yeah, I mean you played their romantic music like.
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- 16:11Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 16:15Speaker 3: And Kesey Darcy Clay There on the Radio hod Archy
- 16:18Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon, three minutes to five o'clock.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Now listen up. If you entered the would you rather
- 16:25Speaker 3: competition i e. Halle Fishing or Halle Golf, We're going
- 16:29Speaker 3: to draw the win hour after around about sort of
- 16:31Speaker 3: five thirty today, aren't we.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Yellow fell it five Yeah, about a give or take.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Also, I've got another thing that we're going to be
- 16:40Speaker 3: focusing on after five o'clock.
- 16:42Speaker 2: How to pull a sickie. Yeah, how to pull a sickie?
- 16:45Speaker 2: So what you need to do? Your guide to do it?
- 16:47Speaker 2: Because summer's coming up. Oh yeah, and you want to
- 16:50Speaker 2: get some bonus days off, so we'll give you sort
- 16:52Speaker 2: of a how to guide on how to pull off
- 16:54Speaker 2: the perfect siki. Yeah, good stuff.
- 16:56Speaker 1: The whole Chuy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
- 16:59Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Welcome back your messive backbones. I hope you're getting through
- 17:04Speaker 3: your Monday tickety, but you were listening to the Big
- 17:07Speaker 3: Show brought to you by Toy. Yeah.
- 17:13Speaker 2: Right, we're working. We're working on it. Yeah. I don't
- 17:16Speaker 2: know if answer that one. No, it feels like we
- 17:19Speaker 2: could do better. Yeah. Right, from today, all around New Zealand,
- 17:23Speaker 2: we're going to see the return of the two year
- 17:25Speaker 2: right billboards because we could all do with the laugh
- 17:27Speaker 2: fellas right, absolutely, and it was an iconic campaign. It was.
- 17:30Speaker 2: It was bloody huge, man.
- 17:32Speaker 4: I don't know why they ever got rid of it.
- 17:35Speaker 2: It was bloody funny, it was it was great. Yeah, right,
- 17:38Speaker 2: that's going to be a lot. We'll bring that back.
- 17:42Speaker 2: It's gonna be really fun.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Yeah right, do they have any so we've got a
- 17:50Speaker 3: little toy what do you call them? Goodie bags? You're
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- 17:56Speaker 3: eight three.
- 17:56Speaker 2: That's right. If few ever get involved with the show,
- 17:58Speaker 2: seen through some hilarious tear on three four eight three,
- 18:01Speaker 2: or talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app for example, we've actually
- 18:06Speaker 2: got one here? Should I play that?
- 18:08Speaker 3: Sure?
- 18:10Speaker 2: And Jess it's keasy here.
- 18:12Speaker 7: I'm gonna be honest some not feeling too crash hot today.
- 18:15Speaker 2: I woke up this morning feeling a bit woozy and
- 18:18Speaker 2: had a wee bit of a headache.
- 18:19Speaker 7: And a bit of a sniffle, and things have just
- 18:21Speaker 7: gotten worse as the day has gone by. So look,
- 18:25Speaker 7: I'll get through today's show, but there's a fair chance
- 18:27Speaker 7: tomorrow that I won't be here. Cheers for being understanding.
- 18:33Speaker 3: When do you not have a sniffle?
- 18:35Speaker 2: You can go home now if you want.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all good, keysy fellers.
- 18:39Speaker 2: What I was doing there was laying the groundwork for
- 18:41Speaker 2: how to pull a SICKI, which is a nice conversation topic.
- 18:44Speaker 2: But sure glad to see that. You guys are so
- 18:47Speaker 2: gutted at the thought of me going home. I'm still
- 18:51Speaker 2: gutted about that.
- 18:52Speaker 3: But you're feeling sick of is it falling over in
- 18:55Speaker 3: the doggy position?
- 18:58Speaker 2: Listen to our podcast tonight if you have no idea
- 19:00Speaker 2: what the hell Jason is.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Talking about the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 19:05Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey Butthole Surfers.
- 19:08Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hocky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
- 19:13Speaker 3: thirty minutes past five o'clock. Now we're talking about how
- 19:16Speaker 3: to pull a sickie. Yeah, basically, interestingly enough, when we
- 19:20Speaker 3: went on our fishing trip last week, our prize, when
- 19:23Speaker 3: we said to him, I was it all good getting
- 19:25Speaker 3: time off work?
- 19:26Speaker 2: And he said, I just pulled a sickie. Yeah.
- 19:28Speaker 3: We won't mention his name, so we, you know, don't
- 19:30Speaker 3: further incriminate him. Yeah, And then he had such a
- 19:33Speaker 3: good time pulling the siki that day that he was
- 19:36Speaker 3: thinking of carrying it on for the Friday.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Well that's the good thing about a siki, rightse It
- 19:40Speaker 2: takes you a couple of days to recover from sickness. Yes.
- 19:44Speaker 2: First of all, have either of you two pulled a
- 19:45Speaker 2: siki on the show? Never, No, neither, So it's good
- 19:50Speaker 2: we got that out of the way. So the thing
- 19:52Speaker 2: that this anonymous person did really well was he told
- 19:55Speaker 2: his boss the day before I think we went out
- 19:57Speaker 2: on the Thursday. He told his boss on the WEDNESDA
- 20:00Speaker 2: see that he was starting to come down with something. Yeah,
- 20:02Speaker 2: that's standing is planting the seed early. It's like tip
- 20:04Speaker 2: number one, right. Yeah. Also, it's not a bad idea
- 20:09Speaker 2: to start factoring in some coughs and stuff late in
- 20:11Speaker 2: that first day. Oh, you've got to slight down. Absolutely.
- 20:15Speaker 4: You've got to be like, oh man, it's not I
- 20:17Speaker 4: don't know, yeah, sort of wandering around with a bit
- 20:21Speaker 4: of a grimace on your face.
- 20:23Speaker 3: A woozy yeah, that sort of thing for sure.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Man, I don't know that it will be all goods tomorrow, man.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, you've got to overplay.
- 20:32Speaker 4: That, say that you're keen that it should be all
- 20:34Speaker 4: good man. I'll be gone by tomorrow, no worries at all.
- 20:36Speaker 4: So you downplaying that, And then, of course, you know
- 20:39Speaker 4: the next day, ah, you know that thing me, You know,
- 20:41Speaker 4: I wasn't feeling crash shot yesterday. Yes, it turns out, yeah,
- 20:45Speaker 4: it turns out of sick.
- 20:46Speaker 2: And the other thing tells you have to be gutted
- 20:48Speaker 2: about being sick that you can't.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Totally in terms of the day before kind of activity.
- 20:53Speaker 3: It's also a good thing to say, yes, I'm not
- 20:57Speaker 3: feeling that great today. Actually I wasn't going to come in,
- 20:59Speaker 3: but then I oh, nah nah, but it's actually got worse.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 21:04Speaker 4: But I'm feeling crooked and then cough sort of coughing
- 21:07Speaker 4: your way through it a bit. But I should be fine,
- 21:09Speaker 4: man or coming anyway, it should be all good. And
- 21:11Speaker 4: people now are so terrified again in sex, you stay
- 21:16Speaker 4: home and.
- 21:17Speaker 2: If they don't say that, you say, oh, I'd hate
- 21:19Speaker 2: to get you guys sick.
- 21:20Speaker 4: I only worry, yeah, float down, But it feels very,
- 21:23Speaker 4: very contagious.
- 21:24Speaker 2: One thing I have also found from friends of mine
- 21:29Speaker 2: is that if you do quite a gross sickness, yeah
- 21:32Speaker 2: you know what I mean, If you say you've got
- 21:34Speaker 2: food poisoning and it's all on for young and old,
- 21:37Speaker 2: you know, then people are like, oh god, which, I've
- 21:40Speaker 2: been on the toilettle more than I don't know which
- 21:41Speaker 2: way to face? Yeah, which way? To turn. Yeah, I
- 21:44Speaker 2: love that one.
- 21:44Speaker 3: I find sexual diseases are really good. Oh yeah, so
- 21:48Speaker 3: you say, you know I've woken up and I've got
- 21:51Speaker 3: pussy things all over my face these past just oozing everywhere,
- 21:54Speaker 3: that sort of things.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Very hard to check that. Yes, you know you've had
- 22:01Speaker 2: chlemotia three times this year, Jason, I'm just realizing now now.
- 22:04Speaker 3: That's Tobey's never had a sexual disease of any form.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Oh what a legend? Can you add that to the
- 22:11Speaker 2: list three four eight three? By the way, text through
- 22:13Speaker 2: what are your twos? I was just petting himself on
- 22:16Speaker 2: the back head a sexual disease from that?
- 22:20Speaker 3: Passing us around the full.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Steam tix through on three four eight three? What you
- 22:28Speaker 2: do to pull a siki? Any tips, et cetera. And
- 22:31Speaker 2: then I think in the next break, which we are
- 22:33Speaker 2: very quickly moving towards, Oliver go ringing up and calling
- 22:37Speaker 2: in sek.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Well you already sound sick. Yeah, I know that, because
- 22:41Speaker 3: you'll blocked up and your snarls.
- 22:43Speaker 2: All blocked up. Fellas, I was a good showed you too.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Desire The Hodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 22:50Speaker 3: And Kisey is indeed mg MT there on the radio,
- 22:54Speaker 3: hold Arky Big Show, this glorious Monday afternoon. Now we're
- 22:58Speaker 3: talking about how to pull asiki, very crucial art form
- 23:03Speaker 3: to learn. So what we thought we'd do is to
- 23:06Speaker 3: do a bit of a simulation here a fellas, we
- 23:09Speaker 3: think and so what we're going to do is going
- 23:11Speaker 3: to get Keysy to call in and show you how
- 23:15Speaker 3: to pull us Sicky Mogi is the boss.
- 23:19Speaker 4: Yeah, you're my partner in the business. Probably I might
- 23:21Speaker 4: need you on this, I might not. Well see how
- 23:23Speaker 4: we go.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so let's have a go and see see
- 23:25Speaker 3: what happens.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Okay, he's there now, fellas. Okay, can you do the
- 23:31Speaker 2: ringing noise please? Peg son like just say the phone?
- 23:34Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, ring ring Yeah, another one of those
- 23:38Speaker 4: ring ring? Good a Mike and Jason's Dilly's what can
- 23:41Speaker 4: I do for you?
- 23:43Speaker 2: Oh? That you?
- 23:43Speaker 8: Mike is a had told Kezy here?
- 23:47Speaker 2: How are you going for? Hey?
- 23:48Speaker 4: Kezy mean you're sending him well cheese? You sound bright,
- 23:51Speaker 4: you're sitting really good. What's happening?
- 23:53Speaker 2: Brother?
- 23:54Speaker 8: That's sorry?
- 23:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I just blew what happened? Your voice just changed? Yeah,
- 24:00Speaker 2: it's sorry.
- 24:00Speaker 8: It must have been a weird line at started. This
- 24:02Speaker 8: is what I normally sound like, to be honest. Man,
- 24:05Speaker 8: You remember yesterday when I came in and I said, oh, have.
- 24:08Speaker 7: You've seen the flesh cuting delas so I ha ha,
- 24:14Speaker 7: CAZy brother, Sorry mate, hang on.
- 24:17Speaker 9: Yeah, man, they're next to the black ones to the left,
- 24:22Speaker 9: just over there in the corner, fast mate, No worries, mate.
- 24:28Speaker 8: Uh, I'm glad you guys got that sorted. I showed
- 24:31Speaker 8: them where those were yesterday, but he obviously wasn't listening. Listen, mate,
- 24:35Speaker 8: I'm not calling with good news.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Obviously.
- 24:39Speaker 8: You guys have been running pretty ragged lately. Was the
- 24:41Speaker 8: work you've been getting me to do. But I think
- 24:43Speaker 8: it's started to take a bit of.
- 24:44Speaker 2: A toll man.
- 24:45Speaker 8: Yesterday, Remember yesterday I was starting to come down with
- 24:47Speaker 8: something to remember that.
- 24:48Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do remember your banging on about something.
- 24:51Speaker 4: They yeah, is it?
- 24:54Speaker 8: Yeah, it's turned to something pretty bad, mate. I think
- 24:56Speaker 8: it's a bit of a flu. I've got like a
- 24:58Speaker 8: bubble blocked up. I'm gonna man, and my subby's a
- 25:02Speaker 8: bit dodgy as well, and my expers flaring up. So
- 25:04Speaker 8: she's all go down here in CAZy.
- 25:07Speaker 2: Town, you know, what I mean. Yeah, I don't really
- 25:09Speaker 2: know what you made, man, but it sounds like you're sick.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Are you sick?
- 25:12Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty buddy sick man if
- 25:14Speaker 8: I want to uh, I hate to let you down.
- 25:17Speaker 2: You know.
- 25:17Speaker 8: I love working at Mike and Jason's Dilley's. I just
- 25:22Speaker 8: I just don't think I'm able to come in today.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Man. Look, I'll tell you what, man, I can't find them. Okay,
- 25:29Speaker 2: did you say next to the black Dallas hang on
- 25:34Speaker 2: a CAZy?
- 25:34Speaker 6: Sorry man, Yeah, the next to the black one, the
- 25:38Speaker 6: really big box.
- 25:39Speaker 10: You see the big boxes? Oh yeah, what a? The
- 25:47Speaker 10: white ones are in the small box. I want the
- 25:50Speaker 10: white ones. I just want the flesh color. You're black,
- 25:54Speaker 10: you know.
- 25:56Speaker 2: See. Sorry CAZy man. By the way, with the plenty
- 26:01Speaker 2: euse CAZy, I'm just on the phone.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Or maybe look, Keyzy Man, absolutely nowhere is that all
- 26:07Speaker 4: you have been working? Your absolute gaps out. You know
- 26:11Speaker 4: we've seen it to your time and time. Oh maybe
- 26:12Speaker 4: we don't say enough, mate, but you are the best
- 26:16Speaker 4: dildo testa we have ever had.
- 26:21Speaker 1: The Hillarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
- 26:24Speaker 2: In four on Radio Holarky.
- 26:27Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park. They're on the Radio Hodarky Big
- 26:30Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. Now,
- 26:34Speaker 3: the observant of you will know. Over the last couple
- 26:37Speaker 3: of weeks we've been running this competition Radio Honaki.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Let's find out what this crazy New Zealander would choose?
- 26:50Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, and we've reached the time to pick a winner. Basically,
- 26:54Speaker 3: fell us, what do they win? Keysy?
- 26:56Speaker 1: Oh?
- 26:56Speaker 2: Yes, well the winner who we are about to call.
- 26:58Speaker 2: So if you've got yourself in the draw, actually your
- 27:00Speaker 2: phone is on right now. They have to choose, thanks
- 27:03Speaker 2: to our mates at Helli trans Helicopters, whether they would
- 27:07Speaker 2: like to take themselves and three of their friends Helly
- 27:10Speaker 2: golfing at Moody Way Golf Links with golf carts, green fees,
- 27:13Speaker 2: food and beers included, or Helly Fishing off great barrier
- 27:17Speaker 2: with all the gear included to bring home the big one. Wow? Good,
- 27:21Speaker 2: how good?
- 27:21Speaker 3: Let's give her winner a call?
- 27:23Speaker 2: Feellows love this stuff.
- 27:24Speaker 3: This is why I do radio. You know what I mean?
- 27:27Speaker 2: Morning. I hope they answer.
- 27:30Speaker 6: Man, he's a massive gate between the rings, doesn't sound wow.
- 27:42Speaker 2: He hung up. He is not happy. I tried again.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Give it another go.
- 27:45Speaker 3: Because it's probably a private number. He thinks that's the
- 27:47Speaker 3: I d Have you.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Tried pushing the digits? I'll try that this time. The
- 27:52Speaker 2: number right, that's the number. The numbering again? Here we go?
- 27:58Speaker 2: Come on?
- 28:00Speaker 8: Okay?
- 28:01Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Good is this?
- 28:02Speaker 3: Tim?
- 28:02Speaker 2: Is it? You good? A?
- 28:04Speaker 3: Tim ands Old Hordy, j Moogie and Kezy from the radio,
- 28:08Speaker 3: Hold key big show.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Hell's the Monday treating you? Pretty good? Mate? Pretty good?
- 28:13Speaker 1: I think it might even get beat out.
- 28:17Speaker 2: You nearly lost at all? The man when you hang
- 28:19Speaker 2: up on us, you're made baster. Yeah, I reckon?
- 28:22Speaker 3: Tell me Tim, what do you do for a christ mate?
- 28:25Speaker 2: Designer? Good stuff? Now? So you do it? Tell me Chris.
- 28:33Speaker 3: If you had a choice between helly, what did I say? Tim?
- 28:38Speaker 2: Tell me tell you Tim?
- 28:41Speaker 3: If you had a choice between helly fishing and helly golf?
- 28:43Speaker 2: What would you choose? It'll be fishing all day? Yeah,
- 28:49Speaker 2: because they couldn't.
- 28:50Speaker 3: News for you, Tim, You and three mates are going
- 28:52Speaker 3: helly fishy?
- 28:54Speaker 2: You little.
- 28:56Speaker 10: Boy?
- 28:58Speaker 2: How good you have you got?
- 28:59Speaker 3: Three?
- 29:00Speaker 2: You makee seals lined up? Man? Your mate Chris.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Exactly, Chris here no, No, we'll we'll excuse a couple
- 29:08Speaker 1: on short.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Look, if you're running short on friends made old houghdy
- 29:13Speaker 3: j I mean, I'm I mean, I'm here, mate, I
- 29:15Speaker 3: mean if you need to fill in a gap or
- 29:17Speaker 3: something like that.
- 29:18Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 29:22Speaker 3: God give we take prices off people, all right?
- 29:26Speaker 4: Okay, Tom, you're wrong there, man, he'd never fit under
- 29:28Speaker 4: the sleet with that honkery.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Uh tell me, Tim, you love your fishing? Do you
- 29:34Speaker 3: do a bit of fishing?
- 29:36Speaker 4: A bit of fishing on you?
- 29:37Speaker 2: Mate? Where you go on the golf there?
- 29:39Speaker 3: Whereabouts?
- 29:40Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the golf and out of the Ordoman
- 29:43Speaker 2: Islands there, so experienced, beautiful mate looking forward to him.
- 29:48Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I tell you what, make congratulations on winning that,
- 29:51Speaker 3: have a have a great time and maybe send us
- 29:53Speaker 3: some snapper filets to the old hoaky studio. How do
- 29:56Speaker 3: you feel about that?
- 29:57Speaker 8: Sure you can do?
- 29:59Speaker 2: Good on mate?
- 30:00Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna pass you over to while pazzad and
- 30:02Speaker 3: studio being you'll look after your good luck fells? Thanks mate?
- 30:06Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Why does good? He's already won?
- 30:09Speaker 3: Well, I just mean a gym.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Suit his fishing fish?
- 30:12Speaker 3: Yeah, teching some fish there.
- 30:14Speaker 2: And one said, of course, a big thank you to
- 30:16Speaker 2: Holli Trans Hally Copters for making this whole thing possible.
- 30:20Speaker 2: If that sounds like a bit of you, you can
- 30:22Speaker 2: always get in touch with Hallie Trans and sort the
- 30:24Speaker 2: very same trip for you and all your mates as well.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Good which is blood?
- 30:26Speaker 3: Would you guys be keen on that? Actually, I'd be
- 30:29Speaker 3: very I want to be cool the golf, yeah, man.
- 30:32Speaker 2: I don't want to do the fishing.
- 30:34Speaker 3: No, I mean the fishing.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Ah.
- 30:36Speaker 1: The hold Achuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 30:40Speaker 1: and Kis.
- 30:42Speaker 3: The exponents here on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show
- 30:45Speaker 3: this Monday after noon. The time is five fifty six. Incidentally,
- 30:49Speaker 3: fellas I was remiss of me not to remember this.
- 30:52Speaker 3: I just when I say thank you to all the
- 30:53Speaker 3: people that wish me happy birthday on the Instagram, They're
- 30:56Speaker 3: very much appreciated. All right, thank you now listen coming
- 31:01Speaker 3: up after six o'clock as always, what's for teen news
- 31:04Speaker 3: land with me? So text us now on three four
- 31:12Speaker 3: eight three years.
- 31:14Speaker 2: It's going to say text us on three four eight
- 31:16Speaker 2: three what you are having for dinner?
- 31:17Speaker 4: Yes?
- 31:18Speaker 2: Say your name as well. Give me a little shout
- 31:20Speaker 2: out and you'll be one of the first people in
- 31:22Speaker 2: New Zealand to get yourself from the drawer for the
- 31:24Speaker 2: all new Twoy prize packs. Oh nice, of course, Twoy
- 31:27Speaker 2: the main sponsor of our show now, which is bloody rip.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Are we going to specify what that prize pack? Is
- 31:32Speaker 3: it some stage or we're going to keep it a mystery?
- 31:34Speaker 2: It's a mystery. Pugs An basically throws together a whole
- 31:38Speaker 2: heap of two goods and Hurdarchy goods.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Actually, there's a lot of that stuff out there right now.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Looks bloody great, it does. Jason, I'm wearing one of
- 31:44Speaker 3: their caps. In fact, you.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Are three four eight three. What are you having for tea?
- 31:48Speaker 2: Include your name and you could be winning one as well.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Beautiful the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
- 31:54Speaker 1: Kyzy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hidarchy.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Welcome back to your massive bank bones. Hope Monday's treating
- 32:00Speaker 3: you really well. You're listening to the Big Show brought
- 32:03Speaker 3: to you by Toy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, we'll
- 32:13Speaker 3: think of something else.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Whybe we go to something like that or maybe we'll whistle. Yeah,
- 32:20Speaker 2: I think something will.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Come naturally, you know it will come organically. Yes, we'll
- 32:25Speaker 3: just be patient with it.
- 32:26Speaker 2: It'll come, of course Tooey's iconic Year Right campaign. It
- 32:32Speaker 2: is officially back from today. All around New Zealand you
- 32:36Speaker 2: will start seeing the return of the two year right billboards.
- 32:39Speaker 2: We could all do with a laugh. And people did
- 32:42Speaker 2: say that so he couldn't run its year Right campaign
- 32:44Speaker 2: in this day and age to that, we say, ye're right,
- 32:47Speaker 2: that's true. Yeah, man's true.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Now in the podcast outro today, well, it's a little
- 32:53Speaker 3: chit chat we have before the show starts. Basically, that's
- 32:56Speaker 3: basically what it is. We were going to talk about
- 32:58Speaker 3: our weekends and then Mogi forbade it. We shut it down.
- 33:02Speaker 3: He just want to know, and I was fine, I
- 33:05Speaker 3: have to tell everyone about my weekend, and it just
- 33:07Speaker 3: shut me down.
- 33:08Speaker 2: I haven't heard about it, gacid because Mike has this
- 33:10Speaker 2: thing where he doesn't like people ask him how his
- 33:12Speaker 2: weak ed was. Yeah, and then we go into it
- 33:16Speaker 2: in great detail on the podcast. And also when you're.
- 33:19Speaker 4: When you've been on holidays, like you go away for
- 33:21Speaker 4: the holiday at the end of the year and you
- 33:23Speaker 4: come back and what I don't like is that I
- 33:26Speaker 4: don't mind getting asked what I don't like is getting
- 33:28Speaker 4: ask fifteen times in three hours as you sort of
- 33:31Speaker 4: work your way around the office. Sure, I'd just like
- 33:34Speaker 4: to say at once and be done with it, just
- 33:36Speaker 4: having like a group meeting and holiday there it is,
- 33:40Speaker 4: you've see it at once, because otherwise I find that
- 33:43Speaker 4: the memory gets tarnished by having to bang on about
- 33:45Speaker 4: it so much.
- 33:46Speaker 2: You should like release a press release saying hey, Mogi's
- 33:49Speaker 2: back press release.
- 33:52Speaker 3: He steamed keysy.
- 33:53Speaker 2: A press release. Hey here, don't even worry about that.
- 33:56Speaker 2: I was about to spend. Here is a clip of
- 33:58Speaker 2: today's podcast outro. It's called flash cards, So I do
- 34:04Speaker 2: about twenty minute study. Yeah, well you're a back monkeys,
- 34:06Speaker 2: which is most mostly just flipping through flash cards. My
- 34:09Speaker 2: wife won't use them mommy, though, what I was like,
- 34:13Speaker 2: can you just can you know? I want you to
- 34:15Speaker 2: read to your multi flash cards to me while I'm
- 34:17Speaker 2: having to go at myself.
- 34:18Speaker 3: Jason, why you should try changing up a bit?
- 34:22Speaker 2: You remember, Mike, you know, stay in there. Call Chris Doug,
- 34:29Speaker 2: good lord. It's very in appropriate. This whole show has
- 34:31Speaker 2: been very inappropriate.
- 34:32Speaker 3: It you've been shocking today.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'd say, Jace, a call you made it
- 34:38Speaker 2: about ten past five is probably.
- 34:40Speaker 4: The grosser absolute. In fact, we're anticipating complaints.
- 34:45Speaker 2: You know what you should do tonight is you should
- 34:47Speaker 2: go home and stew hard out and borry.
- 34:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:51Speaker 2: Yeah, if they know people can play, what do you do?
- 34:56Speaker 2: You know?
- 34:57Speaker 4: You just lose your job and you go home and
- 34:58Speaker 4: you sit on the couch fishing.
- 35:02Speaker 2: I'll be there thinking, man, here goes my hero. Ye're true,
- 35:06Speaker 2: that's the name of the song.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Hey, hey, what's your teenius? Get on three four eight three?
- 35:10Speaker 3: Text us?
- 35:11Speaker 2: Let us know a lot of texts coming And already
- 35:13Speaker 2: people on those new two y prize packs.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Thele Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Cake there on the radio, holdankee Big show this Monday evening.
- 35:24Speaker 2: But right now it's time for are you hey?
- 35:26Speaker 5: Guys?
- 35:26Speaker 2: Text here from Steve what's sews Zealand with me? Ky? Hey?
- 35:36Speaker 2: This is a great segment, by the way, isn't it?
- 35:38Speaker 2: Welcome everyone? It's basically a segment were you text through
- 35:43Speaker 2: on three four eight three? Yes, and tell us what
- 35:46Speaker 2: you're having for dinner? I read it out and then
- 35:47Speaker 2: Jason Mike lay into it. Get a fellas, John here
- 35:54Speaker 2: Oh my god, too good. Yes, toasted sandwich, cheese onions?
- 36:00Speaker 4: Oh nice? Hell you cheese onion in spaghetti. That's good
- 36:03Speaker 4: eating back that.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Cheese and spaghetti, but an onion.
- 36:07Speaker 4: No, well, it's spaghetti and cheese and onion. He's said
- 36:10Speaker 4: it around the wrong way. Cheese and onion and spaghetti
- 36:12Speaker 4: sounds weird. But if you've got cheesey spaghetti, which you
- 36:15Speaker 4: can get in a cannon, I mean I wouldn't, but.
- 36:20Speaker 2: You can sure get a here. Billsie here Malone, Yeah,
- 36:26Speaker 2: Billsie Malone, brother of Bugsy Malone, NBA player. Tonight, I'm
- 36:31Speaker 2: having chicken and beef with a little emoji of like
- 36:35Speaker 2: a guy who's sweating. Oh right, So I don't know
- 36:39Speaker 2: what that means, chicken and beef, just.
- 36:41Speaker 3: At his heart's going to be really pounding in his
- 36:43Speaker 3: chest because he's getting all that protein.
- 36:45Speaker 2: That's right. Good on your Billsie, Hey Feller, is Mike here?
- 36:50Speaker 2: Oh hey, Mike Minogue? Is that? Yeah? It's Mike Minogue.
- 36:54Speaker 2: What am I having tonight? I'm having mince and spicy
- 36:58Speaker 2: raps to do that is what you'd say? Bullshit that mint?
- 37:02Speaker 3: Why does he why does he phrase it mince and
- 37:07Speaker 3: spicy raps. Is the mince in the spicy rap or
- 37:10Speaker 3: separate from.
- 37:12Speaker 2: That's a good point, Chase. Yeah, I don't know, because
- 37:15Speaker 2: I don't remember seending that text at all. Yeah, yeah,
- 37:18Speaker 2: like I would say, ask him. Look, I'm beginning to wonder. Man, Hey, fellas,
- 37:24Speaker 2: Johnny here too, good, Bruff Johnny, be good, Johnny be good.
- 37:32Speaker 2: That's right, Chuck Berry, get a Johnny. I'm on dad's phone.
- 37:36Speaker 2: We are having bolonnaise love the listening to the Big Show.
- 37:41Speaker 2: That's from Johnny, Johnny and mad Dog. It's a nice text.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Spag bowl e.
- 37:47Speaker 4: What about get a fella's Cormick Hereck McCarthy, Yes, yeah,
- 37:52Speaker 4: actor writer, No Country and amongst others.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Oh my god, and the road. I've read too of
- 37:59Speaker 2: his book to petition Cajun Chuck on the barbecue to
- 38:03Speaker 2: kick off the week.
- 38:04Speaker 4: Cheers, there's got that funny you do a great impression,
- 38:07Speaker 4: CAZy of someone with a Cajun exit from right.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Yeah you do too, cajun. Yeah, yeah, uh, we were gone.
- 38:17Speaker 2: We're going head down to buy you really good. We're
- 38:20Speaker 2: going head down to buy you get some craw fish.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Isn't that Cajun? Yeah, that's Cajun. Is that Caju? There's Cajun,
- 38:27Speaker 2: but you got to do it as a chicken because
- 38:28Speaker 2: it's a Cajun chicken. Right back back, back back, bar
- 38:36Speaker 2: Is that racist? Well certainly, oh, I certainly walk in
- 38:39Speaker 2: a line. Well, hang on you getting back.
- 38:44Speaker 3: He actually made a very good point too, Fellas, in
- 38:46Speaker 3: which we'll need to touch on this week. It's barbecue season,
- 38:50Speaker 3: the old Barbie's coming back, the sun's out, the days
- 38:53Speaker 3: the longer. Crack open the Barbie, I.
- 38:55Speaker 2: Say, cracking open all the rat poos and stuff and
- 39:00Speaker 2: it's sealed shut. Crack it open, Crack it open, man,
- 39:03Speaker 2: cracker one last one, I fellas. Yeah, this one's from
- 39:07Speaker 2: Mark Goodman. Oh my god, Mark Goodman. Yeah, Muscle Fritter,
- 39:14Speaker 2: no battered snapper. Oh washing it down with a cold
- 39:18Speaker 2: Tilly responsibly.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Take takeaways obviously.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Yeah that's good eating. Yeah, good eating the whole achy.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy As.
- 39:29Speaker 3: I always say, you can never have too much Tom
- 39:32Speaker 3: Petty Fellers, but it's never a bit of TV chat.
- 39:37Speaker 11: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, that's how
- 39:52Speaker 11: we celebrate TV. So good on Friday night, I watched
- 39:56Speaker 11: a whole movie from start to finish. Great South Mates,
- 39:59Speaker 11: No biggie, no biggy, cheezy, don't worry about that's an achievement, mate.
- 40:02Speaker 4: It was on Apple TV and it's called Wolves, Wolves,
- 40:06Speaker 4: and it's got Brad Pitt and George Clooney in it.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Oh they play cleaners, you know, like something goes bad
- 40:13Speaker 4: and then they go in there and clean it up. Oh,
- 40:15Speaker 4: like the wolf from Pop Like Wolves, you see what
- 40:19Speaker 4: I'm saying.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Smart And.
- 40:23Speaker 4: It was a three star movie. Fine, totally fine, and
- 40:32Speaker 4: you just watch it there. It's great watch seeing them
- 40:34Speaker 4: but like you know, the charming, charming ish Apple TV
- 40:39Speaker 4: sort of half an hour is in this room sort
- 40:41Speaker 4: of sorting out whatever has happened. Once they get out
- 40:43Speaker 4: and about it sort of gets a bit more interesting.
- 40:46Speaker 4: But yeah, I would have liked them to have a
- 40:49Speaker 4: little bit more to do. But yeah, perfectly fine. It
- 40:51Speaker 4: received a four minute standing ovation at the Venice Film
- 40:54Speaker 4: Festival where at premiered, right, so it just goes to
- 40:56Speaker 4: show what a lot of bullshit standing innovations are at
- 40:58Speaker 4: those feats.
- 40:59Speaker 2: A movie we went to recently had a twenty minute
- 41:01Speaker 2: one apparently, and we all left afterwards going that was garbage.
- 41:05Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, so there's that and yeah, but you know,
- 41:10Speaker 4: if you've got nothing else on, you will watch it
- 41:11Speaker 4: and you will not be unhappy.
- 41:13Speaker 2: It is a solid three star movie.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like, yeah, classic sort of set back
- 41:18Speaker 3: and relax and don't think too much kind of watching.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Sure, that could be worse. I love Bread pitt Man. Yeah,
- 41:26Speaker 2: I love him too, he's allegiend.
- 41:29Speaker 10: Now.
- 41:29Speaker 3: I had two people recommend to me this particular show.
- 41:32Speaker 3: One was my daughter and her partner, and the other
- 41:37Speaker 3: was my brother, and they both said, oh, are you
- 41:39Speaker 3: watching this at the moment? It's really good?
- 41:40Speaker 2: And I went, what's that?
- 41:42Speaker 3: And it was The Menindez Brothers, And I just went, okay,
- 41:47Speaker 3: well I've had two recommendations. I'll check it out. It
- 41:49Speaker 3: was terrible.
- 41:50Speaker 2: Yeah, what's it all? Netflex and it was like, is
- 41:53Speaker 2: it called monsters? Yeah?
- 41:55Speaker 3: The monsters? Yeah, about two brothers that basically kill the
- 41:59Speaker 3: appearance true story.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Really enjoys it. Yeah, But the weird thing it was
- 42:06Speaker 2: like a.
- 42:09Speaker 3: It was kind of like a Hollywood over the top
- 42:13Speaker 3: camp right, sort of a B grade soap opera.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
- 42:20Speaker 3: I mean the story is interestingly interesting enough, but the
- 42:24Speaker 3: actual way that they've filmed it and stuff, Like my
- 42:26Speaker 3: wife and I were going, is this really terrible?
- 42:27Speaker 4: We were discussing it on se with someone who said
- 42:30Speaker 4: that they like the soundtrack because there's a lot of
- 42:31Speaker 4: Milli Vanilla in them. The first episode is called Blame
- 42:34Speaker 4: It on the Rain, but that it's it's storytelling missus
- 42:39Speaker 4: the mark.
- 42:40Speaker 3: Yes, and it's very over the top and the two
- 42:43Speaker 3: character main characters. You're going, it just feels fake, right,
- 42:48Speaker 3: it feels fake?
- 42:49Speaker 2: Sure?
- 42:50Speaker 3: So one buzzy out of five for Hoody j for
- 42:53Speaker 3: the Minindis Brothers.
- 42:55Speaker 2: That wasn't all the monsters? Oh yeah, three busy Sorry,
- 42:57Speaker 2: I said stars, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the final
- 43:00Speaker 2: episode of Madame, the New Zealand sitcom that Mogi was in.
- 43:05Speaker 2: An episode featuring a Uei boom stressed me out. I
- 43:10Speaker 2: thought it was going to end with the resolution of
- 43:12Speaker 2: the stressfulness, but it ended on a stressful cliffhanger and steps.
- 43:17Speaker 2: It was extra stressful, and my wife and I were like, ah,
- 43:21Speaker 2: instead of I'll be like wait, wait, wait, It'll be
- 43:23Speaker 2: worth it in the end. It'll be a happy ending.
- 43:25Speaker 4: A ah.
- 43:26Speaker 2: And then there wasn't right season. They're very much sitting
- 43:30Speaker 2: up a second season, which is great.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Do you do you and your wife want to have
- 43:34Speaker 3: sessions with old Hoodie Jay about managing your stress because
- 43:38Speaker 3: you seem to get very stressed about TV shows.
- 43:41Speaker 2: How what would you recommend just getting on the darts
- 43:44Speaker 2: and stuff.
- 43:44Speaker 3: Well, I mean come in to my place, we'll have
- 43:47Speaker 3: a chat.
- 43:48Speaker 2: No, I'm all good. The record tours.
- 43:50Speaker 1: This is a change the hood Archy Big Show with
- 43:53Speaker 1: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
- 43:56Speaker 3: She heard there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show
- 43:58Speaker 3: this Monday evening. Now have you guys heard about the
- 44:01Speaker 3: Barefoot Ultra Marathon?
- 44:03Speaker 2: Who hasn't? Yeah? Man, I mean it sounds like my
- 44:06Speaker 2: worst nightmare. My absolute limit of running is three and
- 44:09Speaker 2: a half k, right, and that's with shoes on orthopedic slippers.
- 44:12Speaker 2: Oh here's the thing though, I love the marathons really.
- 44:16Speaker 3: You know, with the spring coming, I've been getting back
- 44:18Speaker 3: into my shuttle sprints and stuff like that. Murky im
- 44:22Speaker 3: been doing starting off light with the old running for
- 44:25Speaker 3: a springtime of fifteen twenty k sort of every second day,
- 44:29Speaker 3: right right, Yeah.
- 44:30Speaker 2: It's just that Shattle Sprints is a completely different type
- 44:32Speaker 2: of fitness. Yeah, I do completely incorrect.
- 44:34Speaker 3: I do the shuttle sprints in between the fifteen twenty
- 44:37Speaker 3: k is. So I'll do fifteen to twenty k on
- 44:44Speaker 3: the Monday, and then I'll do the shuttle sprints on
- 44:46Speaker 3: the Tuesday.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Why are you doing shuttle sprints because that's like you're
- 44:49Speaker 2: prepping to play basketball or netple or touch rugby or so.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Just getting my twitch fibers working properly.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where have
- 44:56Speaker 2: you heard that phrase? By the way, the Barefoot Ultra
- 44:59Speaker 2: Marathon officially returning. It is proudly brought to you by
- 45:03Speaker 2: fault Line. Unfortunately, guys, we can't participate in this, can
- 45:06Speaker 2: we know?
- 45:07Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 45:08Speaker 2: I can't because my orthopedic running shoes haven't arrived right
- 45:13Speaker 2: and by the time this is on, it's just it's
- 45:15Speaker 2: just not going to work out.
- 45:16Speaker 4: You should be able to rock them in your slippers.
- 45:17Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, they're pretty hard wearing. I mean,
- 45:20Speaker 4: I saw you take that massive fall and incredibly somehow
- 45:25Speaker 4: you landed in the dog and sorry, I landed in
- 45:28Speaker 4: a dog position position a dog there was no dog there.
- 45:32Speaker 2: But you know, those are very hard wearing slippers, and
- 45:36Speaker 2: I look at the.
- 45:36Speaker 3: Heel on those keys in there. I've got one of
- 45:39Speaker 3: those on one of my legs, one of my shoes
- 45:42Speaker 3: from my left leg because it's a bit shorter than
- 45:43Speaker 3: the other. And it's a serious soul on that.
- 45:48Speaker 2: The hush puppies, Yeah, yeah, they're really thick, the bloody beautiful.
- 45:52Speaker 2: I would love to.
- 45:53Speaker 4: I can't do it because i've got a I've got
- 45:55Speaker 4: three crushed vertebrae and my lower spine, so I can't run.
- 45:59Speaker 4: Oh well, that's a true true story. And I would
- 46:01Speaker 4: love to because the thought of running forty two k's,
- 46:05Speaker 4: I mean, what's ultra it's even fit than that one?
- 46:07Speaker 4: And forty two k's, well, I don't know if it's
- 46:10Speaker 4: that much.
- 46:11Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what. I'd love to you too,
- 46:13Speaker 3: but I can't at the moment because actually, just on
- 46:14Speaker 3: those shuttle sprints, I blew out an ass cheek on
- 46:18Speaker 3: one of them, so that's what it's just flapping at
- 46:20Speaker 3: the moment, So that'll take some recuperation.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Whose ass cheek was it?
- 46:25Speaker 3: My ass cheeck?
- 46:25Speaker 2: Okay, we need three backbones to go in our place.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Text Ultra to three four eight three right now Register
- 46:32Speaker 2: for your chance to win free entry into the fault Line,
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- 46:38Speaker 2: who out of us three you'll be running on? Behalf
- 46:41Speaker 2: of Wow? All right, sign up for the fault Line now,
- 46:44Speaker 2: it's the best after met story you'll livever tell the
- 46:47Speaker 2: whole Archy bi show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy. Well,
- 47:00Speaker 2: there you go.
- 47:01Speaker 3: Your mad Bo says, that's Monday over in Darnmouth, just
- 47:03Speaker 3: Tuesday to contend with. Now, Maggie, what's your plans tonight?
- 47:06Speaker 2: Mate?
- 47:07Speaker 4: I'll probably go home, have a little bit of dinner
- 47:09Speaker 4: with the Farno there and watch something Gone Telly, something
- 47:12Speaker 4: like that.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice, a chill one tonight. And that was daylight savings,
- 47:15Speaker 2: isn't it is? It's gonna be a little bit lighter
- 47:17Speaker 2: a little bit later, Keysy. So I thought it was
- 47:19Speaker 2: daylight shaving as daylight shavings because you were saying you
- 47:22Speaker 2: shave off, you shave off.
- 47:24Speaker 4: A little bit of the darkness at the start of
- 47:25Speaker 4: the day, place with a little bit of light.
- 47:28Speaker 2: At the end of the day.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, nice? What do you like Toke's a bit
- 47:31Speaker 3: of netball?
- 47:33Speaker 2: Jace, there's no knickball going tonight. I'll go home at it.
- 47:38Speaker 2: My wife is making spicy Porkmant's noodles and we'll watch
- 47:42Speaker 2: Celebrity Treasure Island together. Me and she's going to go
- 47:45Speaker 2: a bit early and I'm going to go on line
- 47:46Speaker 2: with Pugsun and have a little glass of port.
- 47:48Speaker 3: Yeah nice.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:48Speaker 4: What is it that you two sickos get up to
- 47:50Speaker 4: because you've got an only fans page together?
- 47:52Speaker 2: Is that right? And that's what you're doing every night there? Yah,
- 47:54Speaker 2: that's all. You've got some kind of a den or
- 47:57Speaker 2: a dungeon going, That's right. It's basically pugsn Well, you
- 48:01Speaker 2: know his reputation, but I'm trying to proceed.
- 48:05Speaker 4: You're trying to ride the coattails of a dog and
- 48:07Speaker 4: it's just that he's rubbing off on me.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Yeah sure, just say that.
- 48:10Speaker 3: Hey, just on there by the way, Keysy, when you
- 48:12Speaker 3: go home tonight, get your wife to put a bit
- 48:14Speaker 3: of ointment on your knees there because you have after
- 48:16Speaker 3: your fall there on the steps, all.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Right, And anyone that has no idea what Jason he fell.
- 48:21Speaker 3: On the steps today wearing his massive Worth pedic slippers
- 48:26Speaker 3: And I just want you to make sure you don't
- 48:28Speaker 3: give them in fiction.
- 48:28Speaker 2: That's all. I'll put some the pantheron on it.
- 48:31Speaker 3: You're good.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Listen tonight's podcast, by the way, if you need any
- 48:35Speaker 2: update on any of these references. Sure comes out at
- 48:37Speaker 2: seven thirty six, Your big show. What are you doing tonight, Jason?
- 48:45Speaker 2: Just when you're ready, man, Just chilling out.
- 48:51Speaker 3: My wife's going out to dinner with her mates, so
- 48:54Speaker 3: just hang out with my daughter much a bit of TV,
- 48:57Speaker 3: chill out and go to bed.
- 48:58Speaker 2: Nice man. Yeah, thanks me. This way to do it, man.
- 49:01Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to the show. By the way, make
- 49:02Speaker 3: sure you check out our podcasts and our Instagram account.
- 49:05Speaker 3: There's a lot going on there till tomorrow.
- 49:06Speaker 2: See you later. Bye,