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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists and artists on artists
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  Speaker 1: this week, pack that Fannie pack, put on some sunscreen,
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  Speaker 1: and get ready to smile the whole day. We are
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  Speaker 1: talking to actors from theme parks.
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  Speaker 2: Theme parks are all over this great nation, with not
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  Speaker 2: just Disneyland, but water parks and lots of other things
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  Speaker 2: as well. And the people who make up these theme
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  Speaker 2: parks are the lifeblood of it. They're actors. We talked
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  Speaker 2: to them today.
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  Speaker 1: So sit down and enjoy this exclusive conversation with the
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  Speaker 1: actors from Ohio's premier theme park, Gumshin Point.
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  Speaker 3: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 4: Can you can you even believe it?
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  Speaker 1: In shower today, In shower today, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is fun.
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  Speaker 2: This is absolutely fair, real preass is good.
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  Speaker 3: This is good so great.
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  Speaker 5: We all came together.
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  Speaker 2: Face made out of the group chat, made out of
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  Speaker 2: the chat exactly. I love the gumption chat, send an
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  Speaker 2: employee uniform ideas and all this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's fun as heck.
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  Speaker 6: I can't believe people want to know about little gumption points.
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  Speaker 6: We're making our way up though.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: It's blown up on TikTok. We are all we all
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  Speaker 3: work it should I just talk directly to camera. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. Do we look at who?
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  Speaker 4: Do we look at it? Who do we look at what?
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  Speaker 2: I can always look at me. My eyes are safe always.
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  Speaker 2: If you're ever freaking out, you can make eye contact
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  Speaker 2: with me and I'll through.
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  Speaker 3: You're so amazing in that you should.
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  Speaker 1: You should be in the park when a kid's having
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  Speaker 1: a meltdown, and you will be if you're out of
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  Speaker 1: the park, but you're walking in and you see them
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  Speaker 1: and you you will freeze him.
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  Speaker 2: And I say listen, hey, hey, hey, and I see
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  Speaker 2: him spiraling. You know, they go, they go in circles.
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  Speaker 6: Theme park mama intro.
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  Speaker 2: I am a theme park mama.
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  Speaker 5: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Barbara Dupree, and I am I played
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  Speaker 2: the Big Gumption ghost, the big Gumption ghost, that is,
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  Speaker 2: of course, the friendly ghost who wanders around saying hi
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  Speaker 2: to kids, saying hi to adults, making sure everybody's okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I am so happy to be here with these
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  Speaker 2: fabulous people.
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  Speaker 3: The literal mayor.
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  Speaker 2: She's a mama, She's a mama bear, and she was
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  Speaker 2: democratically elected.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, you guys understand at home, like like you know,
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  Speaker 4: Disney has all those characters succeless of all those characters,
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  Speaker 4: but like Gumption Point, like we kind of like have
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  Speaker 4: our own characters.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very complicated and interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Lord that I would say, if the inventor of Gumption Point,
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  Speaker 1: Ronald Gumption, was alive today, he would be diagnosed with
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  Speaker 1: what we call bipolar disorder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they just said up and down.
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  Speaker 5: Then, just to preface a little bit, so if if
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  Speaker 5: I can, so, I played the triple A battery and
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  Speaker 5: so my name, my name is, and my name is Talladega.
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  Speaker 2: Knight, high palate.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes, but I played the did I say doubler triple sometimes?
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  Speaker 5: Triple A? Yeah, nine volte during Christmas. So we we
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  Speaker 5: like to walk around and sometimes I don't know, just
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  Speaker 5: mess around with the kids a little bit in a
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  Speaker 5: very you know, appropriate kind of way.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's also bouncing over the nine voltes of Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: The show You Do, Yes, yes, exactly, and so we
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  Speaker 5: all get together.
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  Speaker 3: Is like my favorite.
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  Speaker 5: He plays the flathead so fahead. Yeah, yeah, phillips head.
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  Speaker 5: So but yeah, so that that's me telling.
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  Speaker 3: Me and you're you're so wise beyond your years. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe what you've accomplished. Yeah, how old are you again.
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  Speaker 5: I'm fifteen years old.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen, yeah, fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: And I love what you do with your batteries where
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  Speaker 2: you will give the kids a tiny little vult.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah we have a taser and so and it's and
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  Speaker 5: it's not but it's fun, right, it's not you know,
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  Speaker 5: it's not like police grade.
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  Speaker 6: But it's like, yeah, yeah, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not anything too crazy, but you know, give them
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  Speaker 5: a little poke and a little jold and they they
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  Speaker 5: love it, they really do.
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  Speaker 4: It's so fun. It's like so silly to watch. It's
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  Speaker 4: so funny, fun great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, I I'm so happy. You know, this country has
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  Speaker 1: become a lawsuit crazy.
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  Speaker 2: They get so scared and talk about this country please.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and you know I love to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I love to and and the thing is, I was
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  Speaker 1: so nervous when everything, you know, a lawsuit, lawsuit, hot coffee,
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  Speaker 1: hot coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Tort reform, blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: I said they're going to get rid of the station
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  Speaker 1: where we shocked children.
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  Speaker 3: I said, they're going to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: But still it still stands, still stands.
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  Speaker 2: You believe in our vision, if you believe in the
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  Speaker 2: Shock Station. You have to show support for us on
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  Speaker 2: social media and participate in the TikTok trend that's going
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  Speaker 2: viral right now, which is a sugar Rush shock volt
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  Speaker 2: double header. That's where you again, a Sugar Rush Shock
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  Speaker 2: Vault double head. I've said it worse this time, Shock
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  Speaker 2: Vault double header. Say that five times fast.
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  Speaker 3: But I love it.
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  Speaker 7: I love what you do because you always have a
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  Speaker 7: little line, a line of freaky little boys they want.
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  Speaker 3: To get shocked.
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  Speaker 6: Interesting.
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  Speaker 5: So and so what made you say that?
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  Speaker 7: I wanted to tell you because I like looking at
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  Speaker 7: our demographics seeing seeing who get in line for what,
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  Speaker 7: because I have most of the mamas and and the
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  Speaker 7: babysitters come up to me because I'm the food Court Monster.
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  Speaker 3: Monster. Well, we've got a named Ghost what was your name?
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  Speaker 2: You're the Ghost mayor Gump Ghost.
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  Speaker 4: And then we have food Court Monster, which we've been
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  Speaker 4: trying to put a name for, and of course Talladega.
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  Speaker 2: Nights, the Triple A Battery.
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  Speaker 4: Well, like we haven't been totally our character names, right,
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  Speaker 4: like the actual names that they call you.
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, no, my name is please come to the
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  Speaker 7: food court and buy food.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, my name is please come to the food court,
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  Speaker 5: my food and.
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  Speaker 7: Then flip, she heardstaunch, she heard very feminine, mister, very
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  Speaker 7: fam senior, Senior Gumption. He created me last, believe it
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  Speaker 7: or not, because they wanted more people to go to
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  Speaker 7: the food court.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't feel like an add on. There's there's
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  Speaker 2: more attached to you. You know, there's there's you know,
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  Speaker 2: the food court trading cards where you can collect the
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  Speaker 2: trading cards from each little booth in the food card.
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  Speaker 5: And the kids love it. I love watching them eat.
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  Speaker 5: I love watching them just you know, have some fun
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  Speaker 5: times like with the family and stuff. And I don't
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  Speaker 5: get a lunch break, but it's fun to see them
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  Speaker 5: eat and enjoy. No, well you can't.
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  Speaker 2: You're the star.
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  Speaker 6: I can't have a lunch break.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, maybe you don't have a mouth hole.
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  Speaker 5: No I can't either, Yes, no, no, no, I'm live.
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  Speaker 6: So that's that's my I'm live to.
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  Speaker 3: What I love about the monster of the food court.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Dan Gumption on his deathbed said, even when they're eating,
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  Speaker 1: they need to be smiling. So yes, oh god, she
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  Speaker 1: wanted people to be happy every single place because it was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, hard for him to be app Sometimes he
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  Speaker 1: was really happy because he.
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  Speaker 3: Was too happy. Because that's what we got all the
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  Speaker 3: crazy ideas.
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  Speaker 5: My mom says, roller goes.
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  Speaker 3: You get to sing every food court, I.
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  Speaker 5: Sing off flip.
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  Speaker 7: I'm doing kind of a whole show over there'll, so
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  Speaker 7: y'all could go them over there anytime. And my my
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  Speaker 7: actor name. My name is Bubbles. Yeah, yes, Bubbles, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: I love you guys much and.
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  Speaker 6: We love you right back. We love the bubbles flat.
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  Speaker 4: For Christmas. Hi, yeah, Hi, my name is Tyler, Tyler Dowton.
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  Speaker 5: And wait, what was the first thing you said?
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  Speaker 3: Tighter?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Tighter Tyler your w nine. We know your real name
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  Speaker 3: is tighter. Yeah, so okay, so mistake.
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  Speaker 5: And every you've seen it, you can't.
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  Speaker 3: We've seen.
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  Speaker 5: To work at Gumption, we've.
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  Speaker 4: Seen your We all know your social security you guys know,
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  Speaker 4: so they pass around social Security number.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty fun have to memorize in case there's an accident.
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  Speaker 4: Thing the mannic is only asking for S S N S.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, so I'm tighter tighter, but I go by
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  Speaker 4: Tyler doubt and I am in Fishery World, uh, and
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  Speaker 4: I play Sam the Sardine a lot of the year
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  Speaker 4: besides Christmas and sometimes fall. Sam the Sardine is kind
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  Speaker 4: of like this kookie sardine that kind of like it
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  Speaker 4: like goes like, oh, welcome to the fissery. It's like
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  Speaker 4: super fun and and I have a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: And I love when you pop out.
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  Speaker 2: Of the can in the beginning of the day to
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  Speaker 2: start the play.
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  Speaker 4: So that's hard. They put me in the can like
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  Speaker 4: four hours before and they oil you up, and they
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  Speaker 4: oil me up. Yeah, I'm an oiled camp.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of days they use fish mill.
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  Speaker 5: They vacuum seal you in therecum.
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  Speaker 4: Seal me in.
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  Speaker 3: I have a little real can.
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  Speaker 2: Folks don't know this. It's a real it's a real cat.
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  Speaker 3: That's what people are showing up for.
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  Speaker 4: The first person at gumption point gets to open the
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  Speaker 4: can and get Sam the Sardine out in the world.
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  Speaker 5: And there was one day where I think, and I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if this is sensitive, but where we forgot
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  Speaker 5: the we didn't have the proper opener and you were stuck.
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  Speaker 4: For so that is sensitive. That's sensitive. Yeah, sensitive, But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know it's fine. It's sensitive. I was stuck for
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  Speaker 4: five hours. The cops have to bring the jaws of
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  Speaker 4: life to get me out.
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  Speaker 1: Of there job, not the silly cops, the jaw breakers
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  Speaker 1: of life, those gigantic balls.
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  Speaker 4: Around them, saw breakers of Well, that's a cop world
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  Speaker 4: that we have.
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  Speaker 7: Five PM because they do the fireworks for Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just love gumps your point, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: loving the love that we're getting on TikTok and all
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  Speaker 4: our cookie characters.
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  Speaker 3: And after the.
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  Speaker 5: Lawsuit and everything, this is just really nice to have
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  Speaker 5: some like positive press because I know that when I, well,
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  Speaker 5: when I incapacitated the child and he went into a
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  Speaker 5: medically induced coma, a lot of things were not looking
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  Speaker 5: too great for us. But then obviously, well his name
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  Speaker 5: was Charlie, Charlie or Charlie. It was something effect. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't really store it in my memory. You're never wrong,
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  Speaker 5: you I'm never wrong, And I say.
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  Speaker 1: That you shouldn't feel so bad about that. He told
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  Speaker 1: him you wanted to do it, and you told him
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  Speaker 1: you were going to do it.
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  Speaker 6: You warned him yes, so at the end of the
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  Speaker 6: day he asked for it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So then that's and you said that in court,
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  Speaker 7: and you said that in press.
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  Speaker 4: Believe, he said, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, they remember they were reading in court the transcript
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  Speaker 1: he said, put me in a Koma Mama.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and I was indicted, but then I was released
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  Speaker 5: on bail, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Tighter and problem, Yeah, I bailed. I bailed her out.
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  Speaker 3: And then are you like that? You got money?
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  Speaker 4: I don't have money like that. But my dad does
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  Speaker 4: own part of Ohio. Looser, Yeah, looser, looser, Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: He owns the city. Yeah, Ohio, daddy who owns the city.
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  Speaker 3: So hold on a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Tighter owns looser, Tighter owns looser, Tighter owns looser.
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  Speaker 4: I don't own it. Tiger's daddy. Looser owns looser, he
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  Speaker 4: named owns.
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  Speaker 7: Looser, and looser owns looser. And come on down to
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  Speaker 7: the food court.
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  Speaker 4: That's fun.
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  Speaker 5: That was interesting.
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  Speaker 4: That's a song I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes there's songs about all of us and you don't
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  Speaker 2: know when they're coming. But then you walk by the
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  Speaker 2: food court, you hear your own name, and it is
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  Speaker 2: she goes.
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  Speaker 5: Walking by, she's hungover.
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  Speaker 1: That was another Dan gumption thing. Write songs about the
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  Speaker 1: employees so they can hear them. Moll they're walking around.
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  Speaker 6: It's the best part about our community.
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  Speaker 5: I heard one the other day that was something to
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  Speaker 5: the effect and this isn't verbatim, but it was something
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  Speaker 5: to the effect of and this isn't like you know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not it's not word for word, but just it's
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  Speaker 5: not verbatim, but it's something to the effect of there
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  Speaker 5: she there she goes again, shocking kids away. And then
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  Speaker 5: they love it too, and they say hooray, hooray. So
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  Speaker 5: I just think that's really fun because it's all.
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  Speaker 3: That was.
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  Speaker 5: That was paraphrasing.
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  Speaker 4: And was that word for I would like to ask
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  Speaker 4: that now, is it? Was it word for word?
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  Speaker 6: What I'm just saying? Yeah, No, that that not not.
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  Speaker 4: Okay because I got I got confused because I've heard it,
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  Speaker 4: but it wasn't work.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't word for it because it sounded pretty. I
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  Speaker 5: took a little bread of liberty there. But I think
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  Speaker 5: something can sound similar but not the word for words.
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  Speaker 6: Right in rhyming is so for interpretation.
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  Speaker 4: Is notoriously upper interpretation is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I remember your big rhyme, the rhym front fest
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  Speaker 2: who got into.
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  Speaker 4: Fest? Okay, So like April fifteenth is rhyme fast point, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's when all the blackberries are ripe. And so we
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  Speaker 4: decided that like part of the Gumption Point history. You know,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of gumshy Point is based on the kind
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  Speaker 4: of this area of Ohio, and like the land and
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  Speaker 4: so like the blackberries are ripe, and so we have
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  Speaker 4: rhyme fest. You pick the blackberries, and whoever rhymes the
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  Speaker 4: best gets the blast.
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  Speaker 2: Festes whoever Yeah, and then there's there's it's whoever was
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  Speaker 2: the best. There are awards for who can rode the longest,
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  Speaker 2: awards for most creative creative. And I remember you two
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  Speaker 2: were getting into a screaming match because one of you
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  Speaker 2: thought that fish with rest.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I will say, here we go, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: I will say that sounds like a round spill.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm at the camp.
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  Speaker 1: But you can make something round like anything, right, you
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  Speaker 1: can make world camp. That's what I'm trying to help
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  Speaker 1: you out. You know what, introduce your camp all right yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Hi guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we talked about a lot of the lands here, right.
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  Speaker 1: We have fish land, fishery, fishery, we got battery land.
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  Speaker 3: We got the food court, we've got ghost Land, and
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  Speaker 3: we'll get into it.
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  Speaker 1: I of course run uh great, uh, the great FBI
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy land, Yes, where everyone is out to.
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  Speaker 3: Get you there.
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  Speaker 2: This is a fun land filled with fun and dread,
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  Speaker 2: fun filled with dread. There are numbers mysteriously everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of time developing this lam the I'm
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  Speaker 1: the dread and inspector and it's really fun. And I
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  Speaker 1: and I and I know everything about you, and I
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do to you, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: take you away.
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  Speaker 6: But those staff members are working hard, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: They get your names, even the Churo guy, they get
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  Speaker 7: your names before you come in. So then when you
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  Speaker 7: come up and he adds your face and he goes, hello,
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  Speaker 7: Miranda would black Chiro.
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  Speaker 3: And then Miranda gets shaken in her boots.
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  Speaker 2: You ever seen pluribus, it's very very Hello Carol.
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  Speaker 1: Just to shout out the Chiro guys, because I love
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  Speaker 1: those guys. I love Vincente, I love I love Louisa.
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  Speaker 1: They're so fun. What's so interesting about those guys They
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  Speaker 1: know the last time you ate a sure up, they
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  Speaker 1: looked it.
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  Speaker 3: Up and that's in the bonder too. So it's the
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  Speaker 3: first in nine years. Are you excited?
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  Speaker 1: And so what they want you to feel like, what
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  Speaker 1: Dan Gomshould wanted you to feel like, was everyone's out
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  Speaker 1: to get you. You are not safe. Everyone knows something
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  Speaker 1: about you. You're in trouble.
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  Speaker 5: But then how fun to go from that.
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  Speaker 3: To ghost Land.
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  Speaker 5: You really understood the contrasts of life, right, It's like
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  Speaker 5: you hit yourself with the hammer because it feels so
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  Speaker 5: good when you.
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  Speaker 2: Stop, exactly the salty and the sweet.
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  Speaker 5: I think this land is where you go for that
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  Speaker 5: contrast of life. And then so when you're when you're done,
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  Speaker 5: you know, being frisked, you know.
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  Speaker 7: You really saying you hit yourself so hard with the
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  Speaker 7: hammer it feels.
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  Speaker 3: Gooding his dog.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, So it's not verbatim, it's not for word.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: It's not word for word.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: No, not what I just said. But okay, okay, if
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: it's not word for word, what is It's.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Something to the effect of It's something to the effect of.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: This is just a paraphrase of it, right, but actual quote. Right,
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: So what what what I was saying is, well, I
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: just don't know. What I was saying though before that
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: was that it's you know, you're being frisked down, you're
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: maybe even naked. Sometimes maybe you have to cough twice,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: and I know that happened to you. But so, but
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: so when you leave, you're like, Wow, this is really
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: great because now I'm not being frisked and pat down,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: and maybe even.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: All the other lands seem a lot brighter.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we have a lot of fun other lands too.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: We got caught candy Land and Blurry World as well.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I love the Blurry World.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: The effects of Blurry World.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: They wanted to mimic the effect of a d MT
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: dosage where it goes fast and then as soon as
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you're out of Blurry World, you're like, whoa again the
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: contrary world even happened.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: I always go, I'll take a ship in the bathrooms
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: that blurry will because no one uses those bad What
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: are you thinking about?
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: It is scary as ship and blurry the bathrooms. I've
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: never been.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not allowed.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Well, this is such an interesting thing about it's too
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: disoriented disoriented battery is scary.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: We don't want We got to know where the shock
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: is at all times. Yes, you have to know.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: No, that's and then and then that's the amputee of
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: eighty seven.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Oh no, and he named himself.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: That he named himself, that he named himself.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: He said it in court, you said it in the
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: brass shirts.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, you're proud of it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: It's his, it's his.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: He said, nothing is ever a mistake in his life.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: He was one of those guys with that great attitude. Yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: and he owned it. He's too, but he.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Owned he but he owned it to own it exactly.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: One of my favorite lands that like not a lot
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: of people talk about what we end up spending a
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: lot of time and is I'm in my sixties, let's
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: get into gardening land. That's like my favorite.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I love that you can kind.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Of see they got breakfast.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: That's the only place in the park to get breakfast.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And there's a part in that in that land where
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you can shout to your off screen husband in the
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: house herb so it and you can shout herb and
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you almost hear someone coming out going what.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Almost almost almost hear it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: You can feel the feeling of almost hearing something. You
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: can't get that anywhere else.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And guys, I know, I've seen a lot of hacks online.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: There is no herb.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: That's a sound effect and it's almost a sound effect,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: so there's nobody behind the scenes, there's nothing going on.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: We don't cast a herd.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: We don't cast a herb because historically herb didn't exist. Yes,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Dan Gumpshen got into a relationship with a man that
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: left him and he would guarden every day, will come back.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he was a man. Yeah, I'm curious.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Uh you know Tally Talladega.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: So men can love men sometimes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I've been I've been trying to explain this to her
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: like a lot, like what do you get it?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: She just does?
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: She just not.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: It's not filled with hate. It's filled with confusion.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I'm just confused.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: She's confused. I don't know. I don't feel like there's
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: any hatred.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: They were friends though, huh, well they were, but they Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So sometimes there're two men could be more than friends, right.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Well, think guys. You guys know talies dungue out like that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: We know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, have you seen do.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: You have a name?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: If you like mother man? Have you seen I like men?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Modern Family?
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: I'm not allowed to watch television?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Shoot it's okay, okay.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: What's the most well known shoot?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Producers know? That's that's that's fifteen, can't well? Modern Family?
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, like Sesame Street, Burden, Ernie.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: They were special friends, yes, ye, yes, they never kissed,
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: so I don't remember.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: It was sort of implied to the.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Imagine if they did, and then these so two men
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: can if they want to.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: So if they wanted to, they could hunh.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Confusion gone.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: But if so I wanted to kiss a man, I
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: could too, hunh yeah yeah straight, I'm no.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Tally tally your confusion and knows no bound.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if the shocks are going in, do you
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: receive a.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Little shock back.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I can't believe it's on the forehead. That's the prefer
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: her cortex. That's bad. I feel like you know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: The park so well, but when there's a new development,
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: new information feels like it gets it's hard.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't have a pituitary gland.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Oh I don't know that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: So you so you were permanently locked in as a
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: child brain ride the pituitary bruh.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Well she's fifteen, so she Okay, I just getting shocked, baby.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: I think you should you should come on and you
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: should play food Core Monster or something. I think you
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: should take a break because I do think the shock factor.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I'm just not allowed in any other section of the park. Unfortunately.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: It is a liability.
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I always try to come visit you and your sel
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I just.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Can't because I have to be ground at all times,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: and the only land that has rubber floors is the
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: land that I'm in, because if you step on actual ground,
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: actually could I could very well shock.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well there was that one day that you saved.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: The day our entire park we lost power and you
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: hooked yourself up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Your head in.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You blogged your head circuit breaker, and you jolted the
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: entire park away.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you stuck your head right in there like a
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: dang officer.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Of the law.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: They were doing the magic show. The great doc So
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: was doing the magic show.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, the great dog his magic. Sometimes I am truly crazy.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: When he picks her in the person and shows pictures
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: of them from government surveillance, it's crazy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: You never know where he's going to come from. He
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: like reveals their credit card for me. Yes, everyone, number
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: by number, sixty numbers in a row. It's awesome, And
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: you saved the show. It was so amazing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I did want to bring up, you know, the behind
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the scenes. Look, I know what you're thinking. Sounds like
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you're living in fairy tale. Sounds like all of us
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: are living in an absolute dream life, And in many
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: ways we are but there are some not so glamorous
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: sides of the theme park world. And you know, I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: always walking on I got this could be a sitcom.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Could you've been trying to get that sitcom off the ground.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got that funding though from that guy I did.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That was for my knee surgery.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Oh he got funding from from a guy.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So this guy gave me fifty thousand dollars to
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: fix my knee.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Who is he just pissing? I mean he was so
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: upset at you for I mean he was intrusive.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: He just like, you gotta fix that knee. I don't
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: have an issue with my knee, and I still don't.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's fine, it's weird.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: Was weird, but I say, yeah, our our park has
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: a lot of weird stuff. It's got some hidden mickeys.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: It does have the hidden trampolines.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're weird.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: Right when you're walking, if you don't know where, they're.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Greeted with a surprise trampoline. It's a crazy experience.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Everyone always asks how many hidden trampolines are there?
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Four hundred and fifty And also to the people that
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: are trying to spread their families. If you have a
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: loved one and you're spreading their ashes. People come to
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: Gumption Point, Yeah, we want to do that, and they're
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: trying to find the trampolines to do that at.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so stop it. Sorry, we need to address this.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: There's only twenty five trampolines you can do that on
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: at Gumption Point.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Don't do it on the other ones. You're not elected.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Because what happens is somebody will step bounce bunch of
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: somebody's ashes in their face.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Right, you need to specifically hit and the trampolines that
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: have a vacuum underneath. Yes, that suck up the ashes
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: and make them go where the streak there's.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: A yellow line, there's mark they are ash safe zone.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, yes, yes.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: A lot of people you know, always messages you guys
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: like must like go crazy when the park closest. Like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: so I thought it would be fun to kind of
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: talk about, you know.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Like after hour.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: After I'll say it, we have stickers on our lockers.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I bet you don't look at us the same way
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: now because you know we got stickers on our locker.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: And one day, one day when I if I ever
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: leave the park, I think that maybe I'll get a
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: place of my own.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: That's an after dark thought. Okay, hashtag gumption after dark.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: After details are doing a gumption after dark one K,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: so you guys gotta come out.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: One, it's like a five K, but it's a lot
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: shorter the park case six hundred feet.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: I'll say it's a sprint.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: It's a sprint.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: I'll say a gumption after dark thought. I need water,
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: and which I had some during the day.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Wish, that water.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I have ab gumption after dark thought. And it's that
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I have started smelling weed.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Where where my star smoking it?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I am? You can't smoke weed, I am.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: You can know we put the pesticides down.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: They shouldn't be growing.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Oh so fifteen or a brain thing, it's one of
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: the other.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Be talking to her like brain damage, or should I.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Be talking to her like kids, you're twenty seven, you're
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: changing her.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: So I love you all the same.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: So this is no peer pressure to help or know
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: that felt great?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: She likes it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: So if you like that weed is sort of a
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: medicinal plant.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I've done. I've done pesticides before, you've done pesticide, done them.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: God, pesticide. Larry's given her the pesticide.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Supposed to be a Halloween thing for a week, and
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: he can't get.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Out eradication, World, eradication, eradication.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: There. I can't believe you smoke weed?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Well, she smells weed? Can I ask you? Do you?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Do you light the joint and sit it down? Or
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: do you let other people smoke? And are you walking
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: by a kind of locker?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Now that's funky, right?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I did well, I said, and I said what I meant,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I smell weed. I am smelling it currently. I am
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: addicted to the smell of weed.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I think that means you're getting high if you are smelling.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Weed smoking it. I'm smelling. I'm smelling it and I
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: feel good after.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: So how close is it when you when you?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sitting next to a little diffuser situation.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: My cousin knows more about this than I.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: There is your cousin. That's all good. Clear it up
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: with her.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: She'll come to pick me up. She'll explain all about it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: It's this really fun thing shaped like a tube, and
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: then there's stuff coming out.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: I never want to be high at gumption point because
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: because of the the FBI looking out for you is
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: very scary, scari off the shocking. There's so many scary things.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: That's what makes our it makes our park so popular.
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: Morell of week, Yes, we absolutely as.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I think what's hard is so much of the park
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: is hard if you're high. Blurry World is awesome, So.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Blurry World gets really really actually distinct.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: Is ever you're walking in Blurry Worlds, you accidentally land
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: on a trampoline with actions on it in your face,
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: then you fall down, run into a fifteen year old
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: with brain damage.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: And then you're a food courtland.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: It's a great day and it's great for the family.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I smelled weed before going into Blurry World.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: On top.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: The worst, the worst place to be high is the FBI.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: It's a bad one. Yes, I will say.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Those paranoias come through, and half of your job is
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: to go are you high?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I do that, you're high. I know you're high. We
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: all know you're high. We all see what you're doing.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: It's like kind of like a wild West town where
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: we have one of those showdown shows, but it's me
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the FBI, and then there's somebody that is fully fully
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: in a mirror outfit so that it looks like you
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: are being.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's part.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: We should talk about the changes that happened during all
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: the week. Because if the island is all the same
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: except they're on stilts, yes, are high.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You're high, and I can see you. You're being weird
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: right now. You're being weird.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, when the fishery we pump in stinky smells rotten fish.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Again, it's just it's it's all oral factory. Yeah, fish
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: in your mouth up smelly every day.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: It's end up very smelly.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: No matter how much I scrub, I still smell like fish,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: that kind of fish.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: She just kind of wears a tie.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I wear a tie for Halloween because it's formal. It's
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: my day, you know what I mean. I turn into
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Bridezilla on Halloween.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: You're a different person.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I have to apologize for Halloween Mama Bear because she
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: is nasty.
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: I love when the batteries become pumpkin pie and you
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: get fine.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Well one one day and this is not you know,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: your fault.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: But I did get in a little bit of trouble
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: and you did unplug me for two weeks.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, you did that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah much, I want to apologize to you.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Right, No, and it's completely my fault. And you made
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: it very obvious that it was such because I was
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: talking out of place and I should not have done that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Look that is Halloween Bradzilla talking. I as your friend
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: right now. I would never unplug you, honey, And that you.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: Like hid the charging doc. I was kind of like
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: a room that at home.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And I mailed it to someone else and then I
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: made a series of riddles. Saw that it wasn't nice,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: and I wasn't being a girl's girl at that time.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: So I just want to say I'm sorry.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, because girls on Girl Sorry, girls support girls.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Girls became a pervert girls on people know this.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Dan gumption actually is weirdly, I's so facto responsible for
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the invention lube, and people didn't know that. I just
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: don't know how he did that, because it's one of
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: those things where he was he said, there's got to
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: be a way to make this better, and everyone said,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: don't put that in me.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: God, there's gotta be like that. I mean, to be honest,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: it's sort of he was listening to women, right.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I think he somewhat from your show because you had
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: a hard time slipping out of the tin can and
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: he was saying, oh, you know, what could we do
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: to help you? And he went through different types of
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: oils and then and he just a moment, yeah right,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: and then.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You came from sardines first.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's what we say in the fishery. I
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: kind of have to say, well, lube came from sardines first,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: and every kind of gets grossed out. And a lot
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: of people coming to the fishery.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You, I would say, you're the least populated land.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Very smelly. Yeah, left with these animatronic things that I
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: believe are coming alive.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You're kind of the tom Town of the gumption world.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: What's that about the animatonics?
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Nothing, just sometimes sometimes I'm left there smelling my own
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: smell for hours and hours and hours all alone. And
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: sometimes the animatronics, I do believe, move on their own.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: The the trout one time said something to me that
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: I will never forget and I cannot repeat. I cannot.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: As your cousin is too political.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: My cousin, I didn't tell her cousin a good guy before.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Literally, I do have a gumption. After dark thought, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: was thinking about that myself. I well, this is kind
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: of scary, but I haven't said it yet.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just getting right. I'm nervous about park closures.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And I saw some stuff about maybe some layoffs and
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: they might be closing a land.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: What land would they close? It couldn't be the fisher
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I couldn't been. I don't know.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: It couldn't be. It couldn't be hold On, that couldn't be.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you the land. And I think you
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: guys are going to be okay. It's Old Korea land Old.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think I can be okay with that, right, guys,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: we can't be okay with them closing it. No, I
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: just think we should stand up for that park.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I think Korea.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: It would just feel weird if we were all excited
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: about Old Korea closing, right, guys.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: It's to me, I'm a little It's a little tricky.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Do you I support old the idea of Old Korea, which
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: is obviously an outdated and offensive version of Korea.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: The pre war Yeah, pre war pre Korean War celebration
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: of support culture appropriation in the theme.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Park's idea of Korea based on a book he read.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: The book was Gone with the Wind.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Don't know how that made so it's tricky antebellum Korea.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: It's really actually what tricky for as actors to navigate.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you see, both of it is fraud.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I don't understand what. But we're gonna end up firing
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: so many of our Korean actors. Yeah, that's the hard
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: that's the.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Hard part is what I have.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say before you, is
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: that I think politically I'm not okay with furlowing people
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: who deserve.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: A job going to they it could be that they
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: get hired again.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's they're gonna be using a classic furlough this part.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: We've all been furloughed at Toms.
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: Yes, loves to flu the clam chowder bowls too much.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: They just said we're gonna furlough. Yeah, so much.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: So I'm back here on a volunteer basis.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Guys's favorite furlough activity. I memorized all the world's capitals.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fun, that's fun. I tried every snickerdodle in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: town a lot. No, it didn't in a day, you know,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I was on the furloughed for a day.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I made leather. You that's quite hard to do that do.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: You already have to hide a lot of the things
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: you don't know about bubbles.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Bubbles is interesting.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: What how did you come up with?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Did you come up with?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: No one comes?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one comes up with their life.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: I will say, I do feel like some people come
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: up with their laugh.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like maybe sorry, did you say bikers.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Said Bikersers come up with bikers?
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Bikers do come up with their last Yeah?
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: Would you open some weeds somewhere? Because I feel like
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: I'm smelling it?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Are you smelling? Smelling a little? Not how we works,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: especially if you're merely the scent. What's your favorite furlough activity?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: I memorized the to be or not to be monologue
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: from Shakespeare? What did you do?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I got into windsurfing?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Awesome?
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Yes, it is really interesting.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Did you go to that indoor center?
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Here in the middle of an indoor windsurfing center, It's awesome.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: It's behind the color of my mind.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: The fail compilations that that place is producing is insane.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Wind in the air. It is both skydiving and surfing, blowing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Wind at these people with a windsurf who've never done it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like I do feel like I'm in some
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: sort of surrenst inception like thing when I go there,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: because they're doing at the same time.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: There's somebody windsurfing next to somebody mid air and I'm like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: where are we.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Figure? It's so fun. I love it so much. It's amazing,
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: And yeah, it was one of my favorite for low activities.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: All right, we talked about whole week.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: Now let's talk about Christmas time at bolt Christmas.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Christmas we don't do a lot. Actually, it's kind of
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the same.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it is non Bolts time to shattering time.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Batter Stand's most fearful time was Christmas. It was Chris
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: so scared, it was. It was very down, I would
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: say in this.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: And so I think it's sort of stemmed from will
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: a variety of things, of course, but not to waste
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: time here. It was.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: It's stemmed from wanting to bring light to the world.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: And I think that is word for word, that's what,
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: that's what. Thank you so much for saying that. And
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: I also think that when right and so right, and
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: so thank you. And so what I was going to
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: say is that we were going to go with just
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: a light show, you know, where we all dance around
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: and do lights and such, but we said, well, why
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: don't we get to the root of the light, and
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: why why don't we get to the root of the
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: source of the light. And I know you know this
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: well as my partner in crime, stopadd and crime. And
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: so instead of just instead of the excuse me, instead.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Of my partner is talking, excuse me, my partner in
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: crime is talking.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Instead of just the excuse me, she's coming up with
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: a new lights.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Instead of just the instead of just the housing of
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: the light, be the light.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: So essentially what it looks like is you plug in
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: exposed blue oil, you bluetooth and exposed tesla coil on
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: top of an inverted Christmas tree that is not decorated.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: And that's how the Germans do it. Yeah, yeah, and
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I try to take inspiration from them anytime I can't.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because old German world.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: And that has since been old.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah we lost that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: They lost, to be honest, they lost.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: It's pre pre World War One Germany. It's it's Preussia vibes. Yeah,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: it's pressure. Yeah, pressure lives, you know.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I would also say one of my favorite things is
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to celebrate you know, Dan Gumpshin's Christmas. They replace all
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the food vendors in the park with day old leftovers. Yes,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: and you can get them anywhere and you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: Could drop them off you want your mama's cooking, Yes.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: You could drop like a salvation army.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, we will take your day old food and
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: we will sell it for forty dollars.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, we love enough charge.
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: We all get in line in the microwave and I'm
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: I'm standing on the microwave.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: And there's one microwave to there's only one.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, so microwave Hooters. Yeah, you guys know the
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: way Hooters dance.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm the microwave back.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: The food court monster comes alive that day.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: It's really fun.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Can I ask about super fans? You know, we have
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: these people the world of social media. We love you guys,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming to support Gumption Point.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Thumped gum feed Some sometimes people read that on like
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: gum feed.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: They're trying to find herb. They're trying to find the FBI.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: So they're trying to grill. They're trying.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: They've gotten so comfortable with us as characters and they
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: come up filming tiktoks, Yeah, and they start asking us things.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: They start trying to force that they have a relationship with.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's parasocial.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It's parasocial. It's a little weird.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: I have people that that actually make their own cost plays.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: It's almost like a gumption bound where they dress as
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: a watch battery. And to me that's that's a sight
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: and it's not the same. And to me it's like
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: who you trying to be?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. And again we are very pro
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: gumption bounding. We've said this before. Just not blurry world.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: You can't come blurry, Come.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Blurry, tolery, come, don't confusing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Please, I don't even care if it's your kidney stroller.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: He cannot come blurry. It's amazing what you were able
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: to do. But please do not come blurry.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: It's amazing you've done that. We wish we could do that.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: At our part to say I was even just don't
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: come is what I would try to say.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: If you can come.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Blurry, don't come.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: Don't come if you want to be a blurry world.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: We have auditions open call once a year.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Oh and the blurry cast is wild.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: They don't party.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you also you know it's blurry auditions because you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: can't find a fucking spot in the parking lot and
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: nobody's parked in a normal spot.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: They're all.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: Like when those waymos all powered off and you're like,
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: oh my god.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You know it's auditioned for blurry World. When you go
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: in the break room and the coffees turned up all out.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: There's a huge Kenemy issue in blurry World, a huge.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: With mister Gump ship no no, no, no, no, that was
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: his wife. Was youa Georgia the horses which we got
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: to talk about the Georgia outback houses, which is the
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: lady bathroom.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: So the one car Dan Gumps dedicated to his wife
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: was the outback bathrooms.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: And historical sources say that Georgia was his muse, you know,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: and so he finally found this ode to her, which
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: were these gorgeous out back bathrooms.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: What the park?
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Can you go to a lady's room and there's drash
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: shampoo in there?
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, and there's gloss there and.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: The kangaroo we have live Australian animals in the outback houses.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Makes the blurry world. Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: One time a walmbat got into the Blurry World and
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: it freaked everybody.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: The coconut crab spider they have in outback bathrooms is
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: in Georgia.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Georgia was to.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: The superfu.
• 43:57
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• 44:00
  Speaker 7: so we can tell you about something special that helps
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• 44:03
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• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: And I could see these people that are putting on
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: crazy voices be themselves and have a funny conversation.
• 44:18
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• 44:21
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• 44:31
  Speaker 6: I like how Disneyland fans trade pins.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: The Gemps fans are trading ribbon.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you all can be more creative.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: And they wear them all around their neck like that
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: weird scary story.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I've seen some pins, but it's more they don't
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: have the backings. So right, it's just right to the skin,
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: which is good. And I wear mine with honor and pride.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: But at some point, right and so and then the
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: scar tissue so you can't necessarily take them out tally,
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: so you can't trade them. Do you have parents, No,
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I'm a bastard.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Do have parents?
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: I have sexy parents.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: You're a homeschool bastard.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: No, No, I went to public school. Sexy parents.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I do not know.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: I was a bastard orphan child, and I'm a bastard
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: of the park. I was born in this park, and
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: I was granted free tuition for admission.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: For the chart for the Yes, guys, I don't know,
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: because like every time, like because we're like partners in crime,
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: like we got to spend a lot of time together.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Every day she tells me a different origin story. Yes,
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: like every day.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm worried about your brain, and that's what makes
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: me worry about who's taking care of you that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Well, it's more I take care of myself, and so
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I do these brain scans.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: It's a it's an iPad app that I bought and
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: you can hold it up.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Continue yes, thank you, And you can hold it up
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: to your brain. You can actually see that it's okay.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: There's no purchases the on the iPad, but it's iPad air.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: There's no in app purchases.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: But it was to nine so you don't have to
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: buy it, yeah, just to buy and so when you
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: hold it up you can see that everything's just Okay.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: This is why you.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: Rubbed your head up against a printer the other night.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, so that's to charge it, to charge the iPad app. Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: you're charging your head is amazing.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: App requires its own juice.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, Bluetooth, of course its.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Juice.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: Yes, I worry about you, Tally, I'll say it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tally, I am worried. And now the Bluetooth connection
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: does make sense. I think my AirPod sinked to your
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: brain the other day.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I had to.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: I had to unpair them for I have to disconnect
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: and forget the device.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard what did you hear?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I heard? Wait, why don't we plug it in now?
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: It's like my mother is located in Texas. My mother
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: is located in a mall in Texas.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, is this what I heard?
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Sorry in your in her head and heard It's just
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: like doctor Carlson, my mother is located in Texas. My
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: mother is located in Texas. That's what you heard from
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: her brain.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I've heard from your brain.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: It was playing. I don't even hear that well.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I wanted to ask maybe if we could hear the
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: other way.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted to talk to a Bluetooth device, and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: so this is so exciting.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Can you listen in to her phone?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: I can do a reverse center as to.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Her brain or phone.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: It's phone, right, because you're gonna give your phone to.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Her world.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: You she's going to say what she hears on her.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Phone's going to say, phone is playing in your brain?
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: Okay, ready, an, I think my phone's opened in TikTok.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: I heard a lot of things. I think I heard some.
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: I heard the dueling notification your pair phrasing that was one.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, should we rub your head? I can't possibly
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: do word for work. I don't know what that would
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: even look like. No, that's so fair. Yes, And then
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: I also heard some I guess, I guess you could
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: call it some like you know when I'm and this
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: isn't this is un paraphrasing, but you know, when you
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: connect to like a construction zone, yeah, like the construction
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: driving bass, like a construction zone.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: You can hear what they're saying.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Connect to a constructional. We got to get your add
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: a gumption point. You need you need medicals paraphrasing.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, and that's where that maybe where maybe there's information
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: loss because I'm only I'm cutting out a few words.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Kelly, can you hear bulldozers?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: No?
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: No, no, I hear the men that are operating the bulldozers,
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: just you know, a little to the left, the deeper
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: stuff like that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that sounds like an actual quote.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: That sounds word for words.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Well, you know both those.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: That was and that was by.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and stuff like that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: But of course I'm parap I'm sorry.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe that is uncanny.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Maybe I'm just being bubbles, but I think gumption point
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: is unsafe.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: What's unsafe about it?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I think they're there for low you. Okay, they might
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: furlow me.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I'll make another belt.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Not if we save it. I think we can save it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: It's not in danger.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: You can save it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Here's a ghost out.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, do you hear someone
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: over the walkie?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: We have to talk about walke.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Remember remember this, there's some popcorn in my ass.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Stop making fun of me, Stop making funny.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Genuine there was genuine I needed.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, there was pop in your fucking ass.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Honey, you said you had popcorn in your ass.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: We laughed, everybody, everybody, there is an emergency.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Calease help you guys, say what's wrong? He said, I
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: can't talk about it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: You guys said you have to talk about And I said, oh,
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: there's a popcorn in my ass. You guys will not
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: let it go.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: And he was paraphrasing, so who knows, Yeah, he knows.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Don't paraphrase, But I actually said, yes, okay, there's some
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: caramel popcorn in my ass?
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Was cattle corn?
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Musick flack?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Weirdo? Popcorn stuck in my ass?
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: I have a walking talking memory.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Ready, Uh did he just say he had popcorn in
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: his ass?
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: After?
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: We have to let this moment go. It was it
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: was right after that happened.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and you said that, Okay, I didn't put
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: it in my ass.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Thanks for remember sat down in the can and there
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: was a.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Ton of caramel popcorn there.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: And you have to think of everyone else involved too,
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: because it wasn't just him there. Someone had to get
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: it out. So I would just appreciate if we could
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: all just have some sensitivity surrounding the subject.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that is, they wanted to Yeah, you wanted to.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: You said any court, and I didn't say it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: I didn't say I didn't say I wanted to. I
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: said that I would if I had to, and you
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: said you don't have to, and I was already in.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: So now you quote it yourself, I would for the opportunity.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Well that's my favorite walking memory. I can't get this
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: popcorn out of your ass.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Go. I mean, I can't believe.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: But wait, why were you doing that if not to
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: tell all of us because talking.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: To him, well, I think it was more of a
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: I wanted us to all be in the moment. I
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: thought you were right behind me.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was bad.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I thought you all were right behind me and I
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: and then I look back and I'm in the I'm
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: in the you know, cavity, and I don't see anyone else,
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, what the heck?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: So no, I was across town, was at a telling
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: this girl whose keatson eared was how she was gonna die.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Oh you got a remote gig.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice that it's assumption corporate events. They can
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: hire us.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Out corporate sands, all these men in dark cloaks and sunglasses.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Details about that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: We did team building at a pharmaceutical company in the
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: day and it freaked them out.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: How hard they lowered the price of insulin because they
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: felt so guilty and.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Weird they watched us. That's a gumption win.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: That's a gumption win.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: It's all just gumption stuff.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: This is just as gumption stuff.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Guys.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Look, what is a message that you would say to
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: all those people out there who haven't been to Gumption yet?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Because we got to get more people in the doors.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: It is fun here, it's fun.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: We like it.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: We actually are having a promotion right now. If you
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: bring two coke cans to Gumption Point, I will drink
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: them and give you a.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: Big hug and the parking lot that's before you get
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: in the park.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: That's really great. I'll come out. I love coke, I
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: love cooking.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: And at McDonald's right now, you can go through the
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: dollar Man you and you'll get you could play the
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: their their monopoly game where you have Monopoly, and one
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: of them has a picture of Gumption.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Point, and so you need to keep that look out
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: You can put it on your laptop and work about
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: it yours.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: In the fishery world, we're currently doing a promotion.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: You buy three about the promotion.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: So if you buy three King salmon, you get the
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: fourth one for free. Three Kings salmon, you get a carry.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: You guys hear about this crazy promotion that they're doing
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: at fish World.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: So do it right now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: We got a rubber face against the camera or something.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: I'm running running up, chargerr up.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm talking. So I am trying to explain it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: So I wait you to talking about the promotion.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I did explain.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, So we partners in crimes, sometimes getting a tussle,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: So I'm explaining it. Actually, So what it is is
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: like if you buy three King.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Salmon, basically it's you buy two King sandwiches, you get
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: the third one half priced only if you buy another
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: fourth one for full price.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: You know, popcorn?
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: No, please?
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: What do you popcorn every day.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Of the Look at me.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Popcorn?
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: And we're not gonna make.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Please? How far up was it up your ass that
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: you couldn't do it yourself?
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: I'm in the stern word was in my I don't
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: know where my stern I was in the fish costs
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: horses up your ass?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: You don't know where your sternam is?
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: I'm five to three, So yes, and the real is I, yes,
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: I do you have any bath?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Do you have any battery promotions going on?
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: We have a triple A we if one left because
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: the promotion have been selling like hotcakes.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: The promotion. So you're selling a promotion and.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Sort of like it's car company, and it's sort of
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: like think you it's sort of like if you were
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: to if you were to visualize that, and we're back,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: if you were to sort of visualize it and maybe
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: help me out here, it's almost like and I think
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: you know this well, it's shaped sort of like like
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: a pyramid sort of situation, and so if you were to,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: you know, buying at the bottom, why would I know?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: So this is how it works.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: If you find maybe one day you'll be able to
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: get to the top. So if you buy a battery,
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: let's say, what did it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Basically it's like it's a period. If you buy at
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: the bottom, then you can like sometimes get to the top.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: So basically how that works is the promotion is the battery.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: The battery. So what you do is you buy at
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: the bottom and then.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: You can work your way to the top.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you saying each other's things? Twice?
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Auditioned for blurry Land.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well we do have that.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I think we're looking for new people to ride those
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: bicycles that are tied together at the front, that face
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: each other, high.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Up ones, the tall ones, the one big wheel, one.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Petty that go back and forth. Yeah yeah, really take
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: you know, really stretched? What blurry meant?
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, at the end of the day, what does blurry
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: mean to you? What does gumption mean to you?
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: In blurred lines? Plays constantly in blurry world.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: It's a good song. A shame what the lyrics are.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: But because.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: We were we wrote down our favorite beats in our
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: favorite tunes recently. That's not just a song. And then
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: she this is one of my favorite tunes, but my
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: least favorite lyric.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: No, it's funny how one thing can be take me
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: to church.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't, I don't. I've been told that it's
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: about something that I didn't think it was about. And
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: so I think I was listening to it in the
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: gaze of it just being a nice like a religious song.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: So and so I was singing it in my in
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: our church choir. And and I know you remember this
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: well because you were singing it with me and so,
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: but then I.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Was told that it may just be about our church choir.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I'm hooked.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: It's like a pyramid.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: It's the same kind of situation how it works the church.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, so you start at the bottom, pew boy,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: pew boy, and I'm working my way up slowly to
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I'm hoping to get.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: To pastor, to pastor, hoping to get past paper part.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: I heard you. I heard it's twenty dollars to be
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: a bass, sixty dollars to be an out. But we don't.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: We don't use the word bass there. We don't, so
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: not not not where we're from, because that could be misconstrued.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: So we like to start with just are you a
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: bass singer? A bass guitar is really? Or a bass
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: a bass note? You know, it's just very confusing, so
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: we don't. Yeah, all, I gotta go. My car is
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: in a toe wise out.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: My god, and my LAMB scooter is just collecting dust outside.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I got I can't do that thing.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: You can't reserve it all day.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: You have to stop reserving it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: All when you get off it. You need to end
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: the rise. I can't believe you left it on. You're
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: pretty so much money that it's not run to own.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: I wanted to stay warm. I wanted to be mine.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Have you you ever wanted something to be mine? Guys,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: register to vote. When you register to vote, you get
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: a token that you can go and exchange for a.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Gumption World ticket and a free hug from Minor for
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: the primaries.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: And if you're on a Lime for the primary primaries.
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: If you're on a Lime scooter and you tap Ingumption Point,
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: it will bring you there for free. And it's largely
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: in two months, and.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: It'll what's so fun about that is it's the only
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: thing you It's like a hack for the limescooter.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: It goes up to sixty miles an hour.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: It unlocked.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: The other comes out of nowhere.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Point you're in a seatbelt, it suddenly goes to sixty
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: and it gets your right to Gumption Point.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Bring to cop can cant Co. There'll ever be full
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: of coke, so so bring more. We love y'all so much.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Make sure you can always remember.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Have a ham.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: FBI.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Everyone is watching you.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I bet you thought I didn't know you were watching.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Come on down to the food court.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on down to the food court. Ye.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I hate to say this, but I think I got
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: some popcorn up.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: My ass Again comes artist Artists and artists and artist
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: thing saying, uh, thank you.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Question the question of that's why they called Joe business.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Give it up for our guest.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Where you online?
• 59:42
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• 59:49
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• 59:51
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