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Brandy and Julie, Golden Globes and Manifesting Greek Tragedies · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Reward the easy way.
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  Speaker 2: Optionscard.ie. Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: When you're on the road, when you're on the go.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop is the show to know.
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  Speaker 2: She talks Hollywood tales for real life, Mr. Saving Serial
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  Speaker 2: to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite
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  Speaker 2: funny girls, Brandi Howard, Julie Goldman, stars of Dumb Gay Podcast,
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  Speaker 2: a great Patreon, stars of television, stage, film, commercials, and parties,
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  Speaker 2: and Hollywood parties with me. Welcome girls. How's your 2026
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  Speaker 2: so far?
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  Speaker 4: We are calling it Stack Chips 26.
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  Speaker 2: Stacked chips 26.
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  Speaker 4: You know like you stack the chips when you're gambling
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  Speaker 4: you know drake yeah um we are planning on getting
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  Speaker 4: very rich this year okay great and are you going
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  Speaker 4: through amanda's rich as fuck uh coaching courses of real
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  Speaker 4: housewives of beverly hills well i wanted to but she
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  Speaker 4: can manifest got a personal problem with amanda apparently So
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  Speaker 4: we're going to get into Amanda later and we got
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  Speaker 4: to talk about, we got to go in our order.
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  Speaker 2: Of week here, which started us our fun party.
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  Speaker 4: I say 2026 started out with a bang because you
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  Speaker 4: invited us to a very like swanky, one of our
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  Speaker 4: other friends, Jacques, said it was the best party he's
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  Speaker 4: been to since he moved to LA. And he's been
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  Speaker 4: here two years now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was thrilled to go as well. We went
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  Speaker 2: to the Spotify party, which was kind of honoring the
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  Speaker 2: podcast category for the Golden Globes. That was Thursday night.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a lot of executives, but there were
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  Speaker 2: some stars there and some nominees. Amy Poehler, now winner.
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  Speaker 2: Mel Robbins.
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  Speaker 1: Rita Wilson.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, who are some other big stars?
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  Speaker 3: Bill Maher.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Bill Maher.
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  Speaker 4: He was nominated.
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  Speaker 2: Bill Maher was there.
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  Speaker 1: Jane Seymour, the honorary Miss Lady. Wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go back. Because Jane Seymour was wearing
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  Speaker 2: this outfit and I had worn the same outfit as well,
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  Speaker 2: the same dress. And so there it is side by side.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that. It's two legendary iconic women.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we kind of like the same colored hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was probably the same size dress. Maybe she's a
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  Speaker 2: little smaller than I am.
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  Speaker 4: Did it inspire you? Maybe like, did you get rid
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  Speaker 4: of the dress or do you still have it in
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  Speaker 4: the closet?
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  Speaker 2: No, I still have it. It's only, it's only less
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  Speaker 2: than a year old.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like you can wear it with a blazer now and
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  Speaker 4: make a whole new look.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: With a black blazer. No one will even know it's
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  Speaker 4: the same dress. It's like so cute.
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  Speaker 2: You look good with a black blazer. You're right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it looks that good with the white blazer.
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  Speaker 2: I think she, yeah. I think you need like a black.
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  Speaker 2: I was always thinking of a silver, but you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I think black is better.
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  Speaker 4: Black would have looked great.
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  Speaker 2: Black blazer with like a silver button.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Fashion Police. We actually are going to get
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  Speaker 2: into Fashion Police in a minute. Going back to our night.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say that I did talk to her.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know you did.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just need to put that out there.
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  Speaker 1: The woman is stunning in person. She's tiny and stunning.
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  Speaker 1: And also she was irritated that one such as I,
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  Speaker 1: such a monster as myself. would go up to even
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  Speaker 1: dare to speak to her. But I don't care. I
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  Speaker 1: loved every second of it.
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  Speaker 2: I witnessed the exchange and I did not get that
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  Speaker 2: from her.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but your experience is your experience and
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  Speaker 2: no one can take that experience from you. I thought
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  Speaker 2: she was happy and nice to say hi. And I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know if you were BSing and saying like, I've
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  Speaker 2: never missed a day of all my children.
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  Speaker 1: Not all my children. No, Harry. What is she on?
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  Speaker 1: She's on a new show on Acorn TV.
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  Speaker 4: That Julie does watch.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched every episode of.
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  Speaker 2: What is Acorn TV?
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  Speaker 1: It's like a British.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about Jane Seymour, you guys. Like legendary.
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  Speaker 1: Actress. She's also Crepe Erase. And I wanted to tell her.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: She was Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, was she ever on a soap? She's a Bond girl.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say, did she start.
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  Speaker 1: As a soap?
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  Speaker 2: Bond girl.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was a famous Bond girl. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: she was on a soap.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I thought.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe she was, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe not.
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  Speaker 4: But she was Dr. Quinn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But most importantly, she's from a movie called Somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: Time with Christopher Reeve. And it's one of my all-time faves.
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  Speaker 1: And also Crepe Race. And I just didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: let her know. You know what? I don't appreciate... I
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  Speaker 1: want to try crepe race. I want to try my
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  Speaker 1: neck firming. And I don't appreciate that you subscribed me
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  Speaker 1: to an entire thing. And now I'm into you for
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  Speaker 1: like 200 bucks a month. I'm not into it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think she still is the brand ambassador for
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  Speaker 4: crepe race.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to tell her that I had to
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  Speaker 1: call and say, you know, this is a one time
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  Speaker 1: purchase only. And I just wanted to try moisturizing. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't need like a whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: You just wanted to try. You never tried moisturizing before
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  Speaker 2: in your entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Not really. I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: So there really weren't many podcaster friends there or podcasters
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  Speaker 2: in general. But what was great is some of our
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  Speaker 2: friends were there. Jacques from Daily Mail, who's been on
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop and we're all friends. He was there with,
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  Speaker 2: of course, Zach Peter, who we're close friends with. So
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  Speaker 2: we had fun with them. And then I ran into
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  Speaker 2: Haley Bailey, who is this huge influencer and model who
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  Speaker 2: And she was just in the news because her ex-husband,
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  Speaker 2: Matt Kalil, he's a football player. Do you know him?
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  Speaker 2: He's an NFL player. He is suing her because she
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  Speaker 2: did a live Twitch after they broke up in which
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  Speaker 2: she said part of the reason they broke up is
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  Speaker 2: that his penis was so big. I believe I read
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  Speaker 2: somewhere she compared it to like two Coke cans.
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  Speaker 4: I love this story.
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  Speaker 2: And that it did affect their intimacy. That really twitched
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  Speaker 2: in the wrong way, no pun intended. And he has
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  Speaker 2: filed suit saying that those words of hers are really
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  Speaker 2: affecting his life. Her attorneys have said it's her First
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  Speaker 2: Amendment rights. Right, to share her story and her life.
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  Speaker 2: And also in these defamation suits, you'd have to prove
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  Speaker 2: that somehow.
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  Speaker 4: Get that measuring tape out, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Whip your dick out and let's see what's doing.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: You can't win.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know how any of you ladies
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  Speaker 1: out there do it. You just can't freaking win. It's
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  Speaker 1: either too small, it's not big enough, and now this
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  Speaker 1: lady's out here saying his dick is so big she
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  Speaker 1: can't deal with it and he's even mad about that.
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  Speaker 1: He's suing. Honestly, like, I can't. I just can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I think what happened is that they weren't just broken up.
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  Speaker 4: They'd been broken up for a while and he and
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  Speaker 4: they had gone to therapy and I found her very
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  Speaker 4: like authentic and the story of his, you know, enormous dick,
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  Speaker 4: like very, you know, touching and real. But he's married
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  Speaker 4: to someone new now. And so now everyone's looking at
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  Speaker 4: that girl like. I guess your pussy must be gaping.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's a problem though. Maybe that's what happened. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: when this story came out, the current girl in his
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  Speaker 2: life was like, I don't want people to think, know
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  Speaker 2: that about me.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But it just, it's giving. And by the way, I
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  Speaker 2: think we should get rid of it's giving in 2026.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It reminds me of the greatest court case that has
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  Speaker 2: ever happened, which was- Lorena Bobbitt. Better than that. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Joanna Krupa versus- Oh, Romaine. Was it? No. Joanna Krupa
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  Speaker 2: versus Brandi Glanville because it was on Watch What Happens
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  Speaker 2: Live where it was talked about that Brandi said that someone...
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  Speaker 2: that dated Joanna, told Lisa Vanderpump, who told her that
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  Speaker 2: she had an unpleasant smell down.
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  Speaker 1: She literally said she had a stinky pussy.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And this is where 2026 people, I've lived it. I've
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  Speaker 2: lived a life. And I will give this advice now
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  Speaker 2: to everybody. If you ignore it, If you don't comment,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't address it, don't clap back.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean ignore the smell or ignore the comment?
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  Speaker 1: You mean like don't mind the smell, just get to eating.
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  Speaker 2: There's a new show the next day. There's literally a
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  Speaker 2: new show the next day. Like even with like certain
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  Speaker 2: housewives and stuff. that have like a bad season. It's
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  Speaker 2: like Mary Crosby ran a cult. There's been a three-part
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  Speaker 2: documentary around here. The audience doesn't care. They like Mary
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  Speaker 2: Crosby on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. They don't care.
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  Speaker 2: People will forget. But if you then address it, do
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  Speaker 2: a lawsuit, then.
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  Speaker 2: It's news. Now I'm talking about it. Now someone else
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  Speaker 2: is talking about it. If you would have just let
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  Speaker 2: it go, who would have remembered a Twitch live stream?
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  Speaker 2: But what happens is the person gets one too many things.
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  Speaker 2: They get sucked into a Reddit, sucked into a group,
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  Speaker 2: and they think the entire world, they think they go
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  Speaker 2: to Trader Joe's and people are talking about their Coke-sized dick.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about it. Like we've forgotten. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I call it?
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  Speaker 4: I call it what's for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: You go like this.
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  Speaker 4: Something bad happened and everyone comments on it. And then
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  Speaker 4: they look up from their phone and they go, wait,
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  Speaker 4: what's for dinner? Where are we going to dinner? What
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  Speaker 4: are we having for dinner? Your coke-sized dick, your odorous nethers,
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  Speaker 4: it's off. It's what's for dinner. If you just wait
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  Speaker 4: for them to worry about where they're having dinner, it'll just,
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  Speaker 4: now his, I do believe his new wife was pissed
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  Speaker 4: and And that's probably, I guess, why he's now doing
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  Speaker 4: this lawsuit. Or maybe he wanted to keep it in
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  Speaker 4: the news. But you're 100% right.
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  Speaker 2: And then she does find a thirsty lawyer. And then
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  Speaker 2: the lawyer is like, absolutely. You know what? And now
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  Speaker 2: you're in this big, awful thing that will be dismissed,
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  Speaker 2: I believe, in my prediction. It will be dismissed. But
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  Speaker 2: now it's out there. And now every time you go
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  Speaker 2: anywhere on a red carpet, whatever, we're going to be
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  Speaker 2: zooming in on your.
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  Speaker 4: I can't imagine one judge, a man, a woman, it's
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  Speaker 4: going to be like, this is defamation. It's like if
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  Speaker 4: a man said, you know what? Her tits were too perfect.
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  Speaker 4: They were perky. They stood the test of time.
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  Speaker 1: Nipples.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: No bra.
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  Speaker 4: And then it's like defamation.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you? How dare you? I have heard from
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  Speaker 2: men on different media sources, not in person. That have
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  Speaker 2: the curse of a giant dong.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes things are too big. And they have, girls
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  Speaker 2: have broken up with them where they're just like, I
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  Speaker 2: can't take it. And so maybe they just don't want
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  Speaker 2: that out there. But obviously it was fine for her
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  Speaker 2: because she did stay with him for a while and
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  Speaker 2: got married. And she's just probably, she probably thought she
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  Speaker 2: was doing a compliment. She probably was like, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to say he was boring and annoying. So I
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  Speaker 2: made a quick joke and said, whoa, his dick was
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  Speaker 2: too big. And now she's being, she's like, I thought
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  Speaker 2: I was giving you a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Even if your dick is too big. And
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  Speaker 1: by the way, it is. Even if your dick's too big.
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  Speaker 4: It's 100% too big.
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  Speaker 1: Live with it. Live in the truth. Stand in the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Take your dick. Tripod your legs out and fucking live
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  Speaker 1: in the life. She's allowed to say that. That's not defamation.
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  Speaker 1: That is her experience. It's her truth.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Just like it was my truth. It was her truth.
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  Speaker 4: Your truth that your dick was too big?
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  Speaker 2: My dick was too big.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, like, you can't. I can't with his.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me go crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a mailbox.
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  Speaker 1: You know entitled gross thing.
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  Speaker 4: To do just go and then he went right back
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  Speaker 4: down like i was like oh he's like like hot
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  Speaker 4: from afar because he's got his huge dick and then
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  Speaker 4: he sued and i'm like now you've got a tiny
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  Speaker 4: dick yeah now you're giving you're giving small dick energy.
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  Speaker 1: Which is bizarre because your dick is two coke cans
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  Speaker 1: which you think that's like that's a lot that's a
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  Speaker 1: lot i can't even drink one can of coke Well.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think you can.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not two in a row.
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  Speaker 2: Not two in a row. Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: One you could do, but that's the problem. You can't
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  Speaker 1: have two Cokes in a row. I prefer Red Bull.
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  Speaker 2: I'm enjoying my Olipops.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Sponsored. Yeah. Here we go. Garcelle was there of,
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  Speaker 2: you know, now Lifetime movies, everything. She's got new Lifetime
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  Speaker 2: movies coming up all the time. And she's just total delight,
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  Speaker 2: looked really cute and really sweet and was very nice
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  Speaker 2: to all of us. And we had so much fun
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  Speaker 2: listening to Chaka Khan with her. Chaka Khan did a
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  Speaker 2: live performance.
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  Speaker 4: That's such a cute picture. You looked gorgeous that night, Heather.
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  Speaker 4: Body snatched. Garcelle's face card was so... She was so
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  Speaker 4: pretty and so nice and gracious to everyone.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't think
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  Speaker 4: we've ever talked shit because we like Garcelle.
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  Speaker 1: No, I love Garcelle and she was so nice and like,
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  Speaker 1: so like.
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  Speaker 2: And like her breakup with Sutton, it's just like, that's
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  Speaker 2: what it is. Like Sutton commented on the other day.
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  Speaker 2: She's just like, sure, I regret how things ended, but
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  Speaker 2: they have ended. Like they ended. They're like, whatever. Who
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  Speaker 2: knows if they run into each other in a party,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they'll be nice. But no, I think that friendship
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  Speaker 2: is run its course.
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  Speaker 1: I do miss her on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely. And we're going to get into that in a second.
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  Speaker 2: Then I ran into this girl is Ari. Kit Zaya,
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  Speaker 2: I think is how you pronounce her last name. She
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  Speaker 2: is dating Young Gravy, who is a huge rapper. And
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  Speaker 2: they were there. And she has like a very, she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't only fans and she's a sexy girl.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she looks cute.
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  Speaker 2: She does the funniest thing, the funniest reel, because she's
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  Speaker 2: so pretty. And she does these videos where it's like,
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  Speaker 2: the girl that doesn't know she's rich and you go
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  Speaker 2: over to her house and she's like, oh my gosh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: So dirty. And oh my God, I like, was it
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  Speaker 2: so annoying? Which, did you know which lot to park
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  Speaker 2: in or which, like whatever she says, it's very funny.
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  Speaker 2: And then she does the whole thing of like the
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  Speaker 2: girl that, you know, only has guys as friends. And
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  Speaker 2: she's like, oh my God, it was so weird. I
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  Speaker 2: like forgot to wear a bra today. And all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden I'm like, why am I like hunched over?
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  Speaker 2: It's like, cause my boobs are so heavy. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: it's so funny the way she does it. So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it was fun to meet her.
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  Speaker 4: And.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I wanted to let you know that there, this
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  Speaker 2: is a new story. Gen Z has a new name
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  Speaker 2: for Karen. It's called Jessica. Oh, they think that the
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  Speaker 2: new millennial. Oh, So Karen is a Gen Z, but
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: a millennial... Is a Jessica? Is a Jessica. So no,
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  Speaker 2: it's OK Jessica. Yeah, because Jessica is the most popular
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  Speaker 2: name for the millennial age.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I'm fine with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, all right. You know what? Save it, Jessica. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: No, Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica? Jessica?
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  Speaker 5: Jessica.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: One thing I liked about OK Karen was the alliteration
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: of cucka.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, OK Karen.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: So I wish there was a.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Just no, Jessica. Oh, right.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Or something with a J.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But I do.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: I do like it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Jam it, Jessica.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: No, that's not it.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Not Jesus. But I was just like, Jesus, Jessica.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Jesus, Jessica. No, jam it, Jessica.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Jesus is close.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to stick. Jesus is close. No,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think so either.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Like Fetch.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: What is it, Fetch?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Fetch is not going to happen, Jessica.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Stop making Fetch happen. Karen is better because of that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, Karen.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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• 16:20
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I need a home dad.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It's about what happens next.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to pull punches. You can use your
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: voice even if it's shaped.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Golden Globes was last night. Nikki Glaser did it for,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I believe, the second year in a row. She had
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: tons of dresses. They were all stunning. And she did
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: a great job. I love this red dress on her.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: She looks so good.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I almost like Jan better because it's sure Jan.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, but Jan is not a.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's sure Jessica.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Sure, Jessica.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That's good. Sure, Jess.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: We'll go back to Nikki Glaser. It's on my mind now.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Did you watch any of the Golden Globes?
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: We've seen clips.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Nikki Glaser, she just honestly, like full time, I don't
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: want to see her anywhere else. I want to see
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: her Golden Globes every year. Let her just work on
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: it all year.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I think that she will.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Like I could see her doing it for like 10
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: years straight.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's the American Ricky Gervais.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: She's really good at it. She's really, really good.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Saying something like people are, you know, someone walked up
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: to her before the show, a couple of days before
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: the show, should the celebrities be scared? And she's like, no,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I hope not. We work really hard to make it
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: that it's funny, but it's not to that place where
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: you'd be like devastated what was said about you, you know?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: And so I do think that's, she has mastered that
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: with her cadence and with her team of writers and stuff.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And so people do feel like it's a safe space,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: but it's still edgy enough.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Can I ask you an industry question?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, dear.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: You saw the clip of her with like Leo.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Which was great.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: So if you guys haven't seen it, Google it or whatever.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Well, basically she says something about him having a young
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: girlfriend and then she goes, I'm sorry I had to
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: make that joke, but literally there's nothing else we know
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: about your personal life except that you date much younger women.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: That's all anyone knows about you. And I really thought
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: that was like a really clever, funny joke.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Well, first she makes the joke. That was all, you
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: accomplished all of that before your girlfriend turned 30. Right.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: That was it. Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: But then her apology- which was sort of cool. It
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: wasn't an apology, but it was like, you know, yeah. Like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: don't be mad. Like that's all I Googled you. There's
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: nothing else.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I had to do a low hanging fruit joke, but
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: then the joke is because there's nothing else about you,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: which is so great. We don't know if you're into checkers.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: We don't know if you like, you know, crafting.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: If you are a birdwatcher, we don't know shit except
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: that you date really young, attractive women and they keep
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: staying the same age while you age.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: His reaction I thought was funny.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Cute and charming and perfect. I mean, he's the ultimate
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: movie star. So then when Wanda Sykes comes out, so
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: my question for you, so Wanda Sykes comes out, she
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: makes a joke at like Bill Maher's expense, which of
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: course we all love to see.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Bill Maher was also at the Golden Globes event. He
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: did not laugh. He was very uncharitable. I felt it made,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: It still made it funny. I didn't have, I thought
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: it was really funny.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Or a joke was just like in Bill Maher, you
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: do so, Bill Maher, you do so much, but could
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: you do less? It's such a simple joke that if
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: it was said about me, I would laugh at that. Like,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: that's just like, you're out and about. We just see
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: you talking all the time and whatever, you know, you
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: can take it however you want to the extreme or
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: just that, like, could you do, could just, you know,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we wish you'd do less. But he didn't laugh. So,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: but did her team, Nikki Glaser and the Golden Globes
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: team write that for Wanda Sykes or did Wanda Sykes
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: write that?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Do you think? I think sometimes it's both when I've done,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: obviously not levels of this, when I've been a presenter
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: and stuff, the writers will give you jokes.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: The writers of the show will give you jokes when
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you present and you can take them, tweak them, not
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: use them at all. Okay. So you never know.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: They're doing great with it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Like it was.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: So then our boy, Timothee Chalamet, uh, He did win.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: He also won for Critics' Choice. So he won for
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: the Marty Supreme. And Kylie Jenner's dress was to die.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: It was a gold dress and she had her hair
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: in a slick ponytail, which was like just the perfect hair.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And these like great big diamond earrings that were like
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: kind of.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Going up her ear.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: And then I don't know if she designed this dress
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: or how she found this dress or what, but to
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: add these like gold um almost like necklaces that kind
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: of went around the shoulder it was just a really
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: gorgeous unique look that just showed off her best assets.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: She looked so good yeah beautiful and he looked hot
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: even though i'm not really into that mustache and.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: He thanked his partner which now he refers to her
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: as his partner doesn't say girlfriend which.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: We love because it's like gay jason yeah it's.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Like yeah it's like Yeah. It's not girlfriend. It was
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: like that period of time where people got out of
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: marrying their girlfriends because they were like, until my gay
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: brothers and sisters can get married, we are going to
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: hold off. Like this is all. But anyway, this was
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: kind of funny. Someone put on the internet that, that
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: this was her name card, that the name card was
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner's dash Chalamet and that she was holding it,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: looking at it, laughing at him. And someone made a
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: big story. But then they react, they realize, no, this
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: was fake. This was not, that was not her card.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: The card was just her name. And they were talking
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: about something else.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Why must we parcel out fake news at all times now?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: We're like detected.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: All the time. Well, because anybody can just do an
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: account and it just looks like that. It goes viral
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and just like somebody caught something, but it wasn't real.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: So this weekend I ran into Caitlyn Jenner. And, you know,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: we were catching up on everything and, And I, she
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: was talking about some other stuff, flying planes, her, you know,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: her race car driving. And then I just was like,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: have you met Timothy? Have you met Timothy? And do
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: you like him for Kylie? And she said, yes, they've
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: been together three years. She likes him very much and
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: respects his work as an actor and how much, how
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: many years he went into becoming Bob Dylan and the,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: amount of like learning the different instruments. And he did
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: the same thing with Marty Supreme. And, you know, he said, look,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: you know, Kylie, you know, is Kylie with her playing
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: and her billions and everything. So it's going to be
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: very hard for someone like her. It's They're just a
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: great match. Oh, that's a good take. Yeah. And he's great,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: according to Caitlyn, and has Caitlyn's approval. So I thought
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: that was very nice.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that is nice.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: We love a Timothee Chalamet moment.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Of course, you had time with Caitlyn, and you went
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: right to Timothee Chalamet. That's right where you need to go.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I was asking about Kendall.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Kendall addressed the- She did on a podcast, the rumors of,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: is she a lesbian? And in that podcast, and forgive me,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't remember the name of the podcast, but she said, no,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not. But it's funny that people always kind of
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: thought that. Do you want to address the rumors about
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: you or?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Listen, it's really very hurtful for my man. You know,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it's like we've been together a long time and I just,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how Why people keep saying, now, much
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: like Kendall.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'm open to it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Is that what she said?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Didn't she say she's open to it in the future?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: She's not against it?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I think regardless, you got to say that in 2026. Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You can't say, I would never. Gross. Because then it
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: looks like you think that that is not right. So
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: you have to say, sure, who's to say where I'll
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: be in five years? If the right person comes along.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I would say as a homosexual that I'm perfectly
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: fine with... Because I want to know where we stand.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Don't be... You know what I mean? I like it
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: when people have a definitive thing. I am this. I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: am that. Or I'm into it or I'm not. Most
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: women are open... in general.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: But if you're not, that's okay.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say sexually, I'm absolutely not open to
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: making out and touching women's boobs.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that's fine to learn after all the time we've
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: spent with you waiting the many nights.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: However, I absolutely wouldn't mind having a woman as my wife.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Like now this is a, I want to tell you something.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I want Jill Zarin as a wife and my next life.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: For your listeners. Heather did tell us that she would
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: enjoy Jill Zarin as a wife.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: To decorate my home.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: A non-sexual wife.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: To make me the matzo ball soup.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you wanted her to be your Jewish mom.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I want her to be a Jewish mom or my
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Jewish wife.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, either one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: That's the same. I just want a wife. I want
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: a decorator.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I want.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Someone to take care of you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I want someone to take care of me. That's what
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I want. But, you know, I mean, I've already told Shannon, like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: we have a whole retirement plan, like, providing the men
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: go first. We're just going to live together and then
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: just have one caretaker take care of us both. Why
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: do we have to like go to some home? We
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: can just have our own home as long as we
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: have each other. And, um, which was, which, which is
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons that we did end up finally
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: finding men is there was a book called the sister
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: book and we, we got it. We each bought it
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: for each other, the same Christmas, which we've given each
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: other the same cards and stuff over the years. Like on,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: it's like we pick out the exact same car and
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: the book was like this beautiful black and white photography book.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: And it was like all these great sisters and some
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: of them were famous. Some of them, you know, they
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: were like artsy photos. They all had mastectomies. They all
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: got through cancer. And then there was this one photo
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: of these two, like Gertrude and Gladys or whatever. And
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: they had lived together their entire life and they had
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: never gotten married. And at the time we were single
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: women living in Brentwood.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: You suddenly looked at each other with disgust.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: And we suddenly said, okay, we need to, we need to.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: And so then when Shannon met Michael, her now husband,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, I want to take you out
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Saturday night. I'm going to come from Palm desert or
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: whatever to take you out to dinner. And I'm like,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: so what are you going to do? She's like, well,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I told him, no, we have plans to go see
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: that movie on Saturday night. And I'm like, Shannon, we
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: are going to become, but we want to become Gladys
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: and Gertrude, but not till we're like 80.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You know, like that's what, that's the plan.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I would say that most, um, straight women feel
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: like you do.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody's just like, particularly ones who want, who are like,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. I'm like, no, you're not, you're not
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: into it. What you're into is somebody you haven't a friend.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Which is what normal human beings do. You just want
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a friend. You know what I mean? Because it's women.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Because women can.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Be close friends. Boys want to be with boys and
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: girls want to be with girls.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: And that's it. That's why it's such a weird thing
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to even be a gay person. It's just like, why
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: am I, why? It's just normal.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Julie has a whole thing with like, it's me and
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: you and Shannon.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Are you a little bit homophobic, Julie?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: It's not even that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: It's internalized homophobia.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Because it's like, it's just when I, in my experience
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: is just being around so many women is that women
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: in general, men too, like being with each other. Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But then there's the sexual component, which makes it different.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, that's what's so
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: confusing is that ultimately women are especially can get very
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: close and have close friendships. So it's just like, of
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: course you want a wife. Every woman wants a wife
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: because that's what we are. We're wives. Even in a friendship,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: we're wives. You know what I mean?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I totally agree. It's bizarre. I know. And it's more
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and more as you get older, like everyone's just like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: so let's, is this ever like in group chats is
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Saturday night husbands too, or just girls? Just girls. That's
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: so weird.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: It's so, It's so weird. It's so weird.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: And then Julie never wants to be in the photos
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: with us.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: She's always like, no, I don't want one guy in
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: the photo. And it's like, and they were like, no,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: come on. And it's me and you and Shannon and
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: like three like girls from the country club. And then
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Julie's like right there.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, and it's just like, my mother looks
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: at the pictures.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: You're like, who's that?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's me. Who's that guy? It's me.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Why'd they let you in the photo?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Why'd they let you in the picture? Cause I'm one
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: of the girls too.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I do also think not only does Kendall have
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the challenge of also being extremely successful to find someone
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: at that match, but she's a tall girl.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: She's a tall.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, a tall. Yes. And, um, even Caitlin has said
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: that she tried, tried to set her up with, you know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: super successful young person. And I was like, can I,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: and it didn't work out. And I go, but Caitlin,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: how tall was this guy? And she's like, well, Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Probably not tall enough.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Kate, if Kendall wanted to wear six feet tall.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And then you want to wear heels and all that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And so that's why she goes for basketball players sometimes,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: but okay. Getting on Jennifer Lawrence had the look is
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: still in with the sheer, but this was like the
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: flowers put in all the, the booby parts and the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: crotch part. And what do you think of this outfit?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I thought, first of all, I thought she looked beautiful. Um,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I love the way the shape of the dress and
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: the flowers made her legs look. I thought her legs
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: looked phenomenal. There's something about the flowers hanging down the
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: crotch area that made me think of like a huge bush.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: And it was also, even though we're getting rid of giving,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: it was also making me feel a feeling of I'm
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: like in Adam and Eve and I'm wearing like leaves
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: to cover or I'm in Naked and Afraid.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: This is one of those where... for certain angles that
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: looked better than others. And then the wallpaper, uh, made, um,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: she had like this, like cloth around her. That's like
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: a shawl, but it almost looks like, like wallpaper I
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: used to have like in a bathroom in the eighties.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I, in the end, I don't know
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: if I love it. I don't know if I can
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: totally approve it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: That literally is exactly what, when I was 12 and
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I came home and my mother redid my bedroom. That's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: what it looked like. The balloons on the window. Like
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: on the top of a window where it's like ballooning.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You know? And I was horrified. But that's what that
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: reminds me of. It's so funny you said that.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Her body looks snatched.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's snatched.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But she's the best.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Kate Hudson. Finally, Kate Hudson is... I will never, ever
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: get over when Kate Hudson was nominated for Best Actress
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: for that....
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Almost Famous?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Almost Famous. And she... did her hair curly and she
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: had these weird shoulder pads. It was one of the
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: worst outfits. So now she's got this sing song blue show,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: a movie that everyone says is great.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Was it great?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And this silver dress, it's perfect for her shoulders, her
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: boob size. It's the best look she's ever had. It
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: was just stunning. And the way it like photographed the
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: hair was just a low, split, you know, parted down
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the middle low.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Bun.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I think she could have done more with the hair,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: but still I give her a 10 for, for her.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: You used to do Kate Hudson, Heather.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Didn't you?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I thought you do her like fabletics and it was fucking.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I think I did a long time ago, but yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Her body is great. That movie is good.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: She's so good in the movie. She's so good in
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the movie.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Did she win? Do we know? I always think when
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: you're someone that's going to all these events.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So now, you know, you've got critics choice. You've got
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: this and you've got two more others. And obviously you
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: want the best one saved for the Oscars. And it's like,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: how do you like decide that? Like, these are my
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: four favorites. I want to get attention in the dress
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: early on so that people are thinking about me, but
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: the best one has to be saved for the Oscars.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: But you also want the one that you think you
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: might win. Like, if you think you might not win
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: the Oscar, but you might win the Golden Globe, then
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: maybe you want.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: You better just love them all. Yeah. Okay, J-Lo wore
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: a sheer thing with... It was like... sheer with like
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: brown swirlies and then like a fishtail bottom now the
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: only thing i noticed was the bronzer was a little
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: off look how much bronze is at the top of
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: the forehead and then i just thought this needed to
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: be like the bronzer needed to stop the here at
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the forehead but other than.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: That i loved it a little bit too much under
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: her cheeks i loved it i thought it was a
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: unique look i love i think she looks and she
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: presented sick like wow she always delivers.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: And then um What are their names again?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: John Krasinski.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Can I please see a close up on his face?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Cause I don't understand. Is he in some glass?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: He wore a turtleneck with a velvet blazer suit. And
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: then she wore just like a beautiful dress. And I
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: almost had like a little capelet. look kind of 60s
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: i just thought they went really well together as a
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: couple i just like that like.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: 60s julie would say that and we're not going to
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: get political we're going to leave it here but julie
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: would say that that looks like something melania trump would
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: wear because she loves a cape lit.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: What brandy i don't know what you mean they do
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: look good i generally don't like a turtleneck In general,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: but I feel like since you just pointed out that
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it was sort of like a whole thing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I think it was a whole thing that was put together.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Like a very 60s look. And then our girl from
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: White Lotus with, I forgot her name. She's split between
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: her teeth. What is her name? Nobody knows.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Is her name like Annie something?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I forget.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: So she was there and she wore just a classic
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: black dress off the shoulder, big puffy bottom, tight in
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: the waist. But the hair was horrible. This is what
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: it looks like when you go to the bridal store
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and you're trying it on. Like, how did you not, like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: curl it, put it back, do something with it?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not into that dress either.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not into the dress, but the hair is worse
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: than the dress. This was really, really bad, and I'm
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: going to say it. And I'm sorry, I don't know
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: your name, but it wasn't good.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: We love her, though.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I love her acting. Hated that look. Brittany Snow, Lesbian
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Hunting Wives. I thought this was just so like unique
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: and kind of classic. It's not what I would wear,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: but cause you have such a tiny body, like we
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: could have showed off a waist and a whole thing,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: but it's kind of chic. And the way she did
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: her hair low.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I think she's going for a Gwyneth Paltrow type of vibe.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Like very simple and stunning. Like clean girl aesthetic. And
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: going with white. Yeah. I thought I liked it. Okay.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So Good Hang won. That's for the podcast, which is
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Amy Poehler. And I, based on the people that were nominated,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: which I'll go through, is why I knew that she
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: would win. You're not going to give it to three men, smartless,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: who are all movie stars.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Not in 2026, bitch.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You're not going to give it to one man, Dax Shepard,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: who is all over the internet as people analyzing him
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: and Kristen Bell's relationship. They just had Cher on and
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: it was a very awkward, awkward situation. And a lot
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: of people are analyzing him. him as a husband and
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: a narcissist and all this other stuff. So I knew
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: he wasn't going to win.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Then you're not going to go with the grifters, Jay
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Shetty and Mel Robbins. No, you're not going to go
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: with Caller Daddy, even though she's been doing it for,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know, eight or 10 years, just because she's
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: too young. So let's go with someone everybody likes. No
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: one has ever said one negative thing about Amy Poehler.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: She is taking it seriously. She's doing a good job.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: She hasn't even had the show for a year.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: But, you know, she gave a nice speech, thanked everybody,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: made a joke that, you know, PBS, you know, should
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: have jokingly saying it's a good thing they didn't win, meaning, like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: they should have won. And, you know, that, if I
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: was to say why I think, She's the safest bet
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: to win. They wanted to invite the people to get
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the attention on the Golden Globes and that those people
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: would come.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But also, you know, it's amazing when you, when then,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: when she stands up there and she thanks the 29
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: people that work on the show and I'm just like, Oh, exactly. Well,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: in my speech, yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Thanks to Drake and Peter.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I definitely would do a Snoop dog. And
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: most importantly, I'd like to thank myself.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Definitely want to thank myself. Yes.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Don't forget our Lord and Savior.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yes. And Mary, tirelessly, Virgin Mary.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: She's really likable. It's a good show. I'm glad she won.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: But I'm just telling you, I totally predicted that it
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: would be her for all those reasons.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: If I was on the Globes, like, nominating committee, I
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: would have, or the voting committee, I would have voted
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: for Smartless, probably. I mean, I think that they did
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: a great job this year. I mean, I saw one
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: of the funniest clips. You saw that, I'm sure, with
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Conan O'Brien.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And I mean, I think they're, they've been doing it
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: longer than her. I think she's great. I have nothing
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: against her. I mean, it's just hard when you're in
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: this game to be like.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Happy for the person that's an A-list star that started
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: it six months ago.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Even Bill Maher. It's like, Bill Maher has a full
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: TV show. What are you even doing there?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, even Call Her Daddy, though she's young, she's
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: done it for 10 years, you know, and she does
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: certainly have a bigger show than, and she's, you know,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: turned it into like straight up interviews and stuff. So
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: she's not doing all like the sex stuff, whatever. but who,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you know, who knows with these voting things, is it
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: really real? Remember when they used to do that where
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: they'd be like, and now for the accounting firm, they
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: bring out the suitcases and like, who cares? No, there's no,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: but again, nobody cares. It's not going to make a difference.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Just make the show. So it's entertaining.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: But is this the first big, real podcast award category? Legitimately.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: This is the first time it's ever been in any
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: kind of level like this.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: So that's why this whole thing is important.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It is good. Even though it's.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Clearly political and whatever, it's representation matters. And now it's like,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: here we go.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Get Steppen Drake.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: So also there, Sean Penn... What did you say? Get
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: to what?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Get to stepping, Drake. Step up the game.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Also, Sean Penn got caught smoking at his table.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I am alive.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You are not going to tell him that he has
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: to go outside with the valets to get a cigarette.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Sean Penn and his forehead screams, I'm a smoker.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: The man has not stopped smoking since 1980 for a second.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Like literally, he hasn't literally stopped doing this Maybe, maybe,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe since 85. But every interview, every single
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: time he isn't doing acting, he's smoking. And I have
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: to say, as a smoker myself.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Until January 20th.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: That's right. The level of balls and you have to
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: have a certain type of like, I don't give a
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: fuckness tood to be able to smoke in a room.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I can't even go outside in California smoking. 50 feet
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: from an entryway to a door outside.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: We've been smoking at, she's been smoking at the Abbey
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: and someone inside, but they're outside.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: It's an outside place.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: But they're outside, they're inside the door.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Outside the door. And they're like, excuse me.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I'm eating.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm smoking because I'm outside. Like, I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: can't even, but I'm not even, but then I have
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to like, sorry. Like, there's nowhere we can be. It's,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: everyone's offended by it. And so for this man, The
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: reason I'm so into it is not only that he's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: just being himself and smoking, but the level of cojones
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and just all of it, just the smoke in there,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: it's beyond.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: If you have not watched Princess Bride on today's TVs,
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: on the 4K TV, I'll let you know Robin Wright-Penn
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: was a full-time smoker as well.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Who is his ex-wife?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Because you can see it in the teeth. And I'm like, oh, wow.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I've never.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Watching 80s movies on like today's TVs is like a
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: whole thing. It's like, wow. Okay.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't never realize that was what was going on
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: with your teeth or anything. So yeah. No, they like
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: to smoke. I mean, he went to like El Chapo's
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: like house in.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I was always, I'm always very shocked when I find
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: out anyone's a smoker.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I just found out you were. You barely smoke around me.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Okay. No, well, I don't.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: You're very rare.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: It's rare. It's rare. But it's, it's, but it's in
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: my life. I have to.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Switching gears, breaking a Real Housewives of OC news. Katie Janela,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: who is the beautiful Korean, I believe she's Korean girl,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: adopted into her family, told that story. has her second
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: husband and her three or four kids. She is leaving
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: the show. And she said, after two seasons as a
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: cast member of Real Housewives of OC, the network has
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: decided to move forward with season 20 without me. While disappointing,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: it's not entirely surprising after seeing how season 19 played out.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I'm incredibly grateful for the love, support I received, appreciated
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: representation matters, and I'm proud to have shown up authentically.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: My story does not end here. Okay, so listen. I
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: do think that was the right move. I don't think
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: it's surprising. I mean, look, it's the 20 year anniversary
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: and I think they're going to bring back like, oh geez,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I think they're going to do a lot of flashbacks.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I think they're going to try to make it really
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: fun and kind of like the, you know, the memorable thing,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: like the whole season is just going to be like
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: memories and like, yes. And so I just don't think
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: there's a place for, especially with all the issues of
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: like accusing her of being like a pathological liar and stuff.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I just don't know how you'd work that in. And
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: she wasn't like particularly late, like funny or memorable or
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: whatever in what they showed. Not saying that she couldn't
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: be more entertaining doing something else, but in what we saw. Yeah,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: she's right.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Of course you're not going to be picked.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: It's Vicky. They're going to be whooping it up. They're
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: going to be squirting like whipped cream into each other's
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: vaginas and they're going to be doing weird shit and.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I do think you're right. They're going to want it
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: to be fun and funny. For all she brought to
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: the show, just in terms of drama, I guess, she
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: just wasn't high energy. She wasn't entertaining. Those girls on OC,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: they can be wildly entertaining.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't necessarily act like that. I mean,
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Heather was like a full on like pothead all through Amsterdam.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Like she even surprised, you know.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Like now I'm like, okay, now that's what they're doing.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, well, good luck to her. I predict, um,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: that she and her husband will do some type of
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: YouTube show together. That's my prediction. Okay.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Um, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City had a, they're
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: in Greece and it was their, their final episode. So
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: this week will be the reunion. And they did this
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: thing that I was like, are you kidding me? So
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: they go and they're like, oh, this woman's going to
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: write us a Greek play and she's going to interview
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: all of us about each other. So they all talk
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: about themselves and each other. And then each girl wears
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: a matching scarf. So if I'm wearing orange scarf i
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: see the girl wearing orange on stage and that's who's
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: me and it was like so long and lame and
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: i'm like who what person on production wrote this out
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: and it was another one of those moments that brandy
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: always brings up like hey guys let's play a game
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: at lunch what's the meanest thing that you've ever thought
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: about someone at this table i'll go first brandy I
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: don't like that you have three pierced earrings in one ear.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. And I've said it to all
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: the girls and we've talked about it incessantly.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: And then you pull out your phone and show the
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: group chat that I'm not on where everyone's like, it's
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: just trashy. Are those diamonds even real? I will say
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Heather told us, and they are not for nothing. They're
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: very tiny though. that she fell asleep, which was classic Heather.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Because it wasn't a play. It was all of them
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: standing up there and it was like, and then the
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: lady turned to her sister and said, you only care
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: about material goods. And without recognizing your own goods, you
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: lash out at others and are feeling insecure to the
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: bottom of your bone and And your shoes aren't nice. What? Like,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. It was so, that was a
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: good impression.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: That was a good impression.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: They were doing a Greek tragedy, which, you know, only
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Julie knows what that even is. And so it's just like,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you know, so of course the one person was talking
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and then it's them and the thing and they're whatever.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: It's a, it was a take on a Greek tragedy.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: And I do believe that that woman was like, probably
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: makes half a living doing that in Greece with like
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: tourists who come in. It's like, We're going to come
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: in and get a Greek tragedy written about us. And
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: then it's the whole thing and they do it. But
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I was actually, I loved it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I watched it twice.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: What did you love about it?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: First of all, they're all sitting there with their scarves.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And it was the first time, too, where it was
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: also a take on like when they get in costumes
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and then get in fights.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Which is another thing that we love.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Another trope.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: But they were wearing the scarf and then they were
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: watching themselves and hearing the words that they had told
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: the lady. I loved all of it. And that lady
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: or whoever wrote this tragedy nailed almost all of them.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think she wrote it. I think somebody on
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: staff wrote it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: But whatever. I think they were too easy on Mary Crosby,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: but I think that they pretty much got most of them.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Most importantly, Heather Gaye. They nailed Heather Gay.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: I think also in whoever wrote it was like, and
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: then without our sisters, we are nothing. Which told everybody like, hey, idiots. Yes.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: You better play in the sand with these bitches or
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: you will be left on an island by yourself and
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: you won't be asked back. So unless you guys all
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: make up.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: And, and don't say, I can't do this anymore. I
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: won't work with this person. You have one chance to
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: make up so that we have another season because we
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: are the producers and we'd all like to get another
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: season out of you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Here's what I love.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I love that. I love that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: First of all, the look on their faces realizing, oh,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: we all went in and did the interview with the playwright.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: And they start to realize, oh, everyone said I'm fake.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I have three earring holes. You know, I'm a pathological liar.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a narcissist. I mean, all of that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: So then they're all like, it's all hitting them.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I run the show.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: That was great. And then me just Of all the things,
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: and we all know, it's don't do this at my
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: charity event. Who do you hate? When was the last
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: time you had sex? That dumb game they all play.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Do you do it in the butt? Let's talk anal. Yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: always the anal part.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Do you spit or swallow?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: So to do this, I imagine like an associate producer
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: who's busy Frank inviting quotes who went in and pitched like,
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: I think while we're in, you know, Greece, we should
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: do a Greek tragedy. I was so happy for whoever
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: that person was. I was like, at least it was
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: something we'd never seen. And yeah. they were all dragged
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: to filth except for the ones that weren't, but like
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: to see Bronwyn and then she.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Then Bron breaks down. Thank God. And Bronwyn had like
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: a nice phone where she's like, yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. I really didn't realize where that insecurity
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: was coming from. And I, I do want to work
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: more in these friendships. I mean, she's really come to
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: be quite, uh, likable this season for sure.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Her taking it in, even if it was just a
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: performance and owning it, I was like, Slow clap. I mean,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: she was on my nerves last season with the lying
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: about the jewelry and the lying all the time and
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: constantly totally not trustworthy. Someone tells her something and in
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: the next scene, she weaponizes it. And I'm just like, God, man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: she's just like, sucks. And then so for her to
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: take that and then admit it, I was like, oh, wow,
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: that's great. Like, that's why that finale was so good.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: But then, of course, who doesn't take it in is
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Heather Gay.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Heather Gay.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: They said is nurse. I mean, she has lost her
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: goddamn mind. The woman has lost her mind.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: I'll say that's been off.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: What? Well, you know, she is pretty big deal now.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: She's a big deal.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Pretty big deal now.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Huge deal. Too big.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: A little too big. Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Too big.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: So, and she also, uh, You know, so also there was,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know, talk of that one of them did have
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: their stomach pumped at one point during filming.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: And it came up again in other discussions in the
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: internet world. And yeah, I mean, I think people think
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: it's the night that Heather Gay had five espresso martinis,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: which I think would make anybody sick, quite honestly.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: But as the town drunk, I have never had my
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: stomach pumped. Of course, I have TT'd in my pants, though.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: And she did do that in the van.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: She peed or shit?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: She peed.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: No, I thought, I didn't, she didn't, she didn't shit
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: her pants.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought she just peed her pants and then vomited.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: But that's probably what told them she's got to go.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: has a medical issue.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: But that does seem like also, I mean, who hasn't
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: been too drunk when they haven't just thrown up in the,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's just pretty general.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: If you're a drinker, then you've got, you know, a
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: couple moments in your life and you either, you either
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: shit your pants or you wake up with a black
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: eye and write two books about it without telling what
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: really happened.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Ever, to this day.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: To this day. Oh, that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: The finale was great. I am fucking dying for the reunion.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: The clips are so good.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: And do you think that Andy Cohen walk-off, and we'll
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: discuss this with you and you'll be discussing on the show,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: but since, do you think that was real?
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I think it's just a moment where he can't get
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: a word in and he just literally has a splitting
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: headache and he's just done this for 20 years and
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: he just walks off.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. He needs a shot.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: He needs like a gummy.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think he's just like, ugh.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Let this be over, you know? Real Housewives of Beverly
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Hills had.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: A very boring episode, but it could be building into something.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: This girl, Amanda, you know, people are criticizing her online saying, Oh,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: she's new money, but she makes her money by manifesting
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: it and then teaching others how to manifest money. And you,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: you can buy a coaching sessions for as much as $ 11, 000 and,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: that also include meeting her in person. And then you
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: learn those tools and then you can start your own
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: coaching business and your own writing books and podcasts and
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. This has always been around. In my day,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: it was called a motivational speaker. When I was doing
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: real estate, this guy came to the real estate office
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: and was like, for $ 1, 600, which would be like, you know, 5,000 now,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: every Tuesday, whatever, come to this meeting. We're going to
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: motivate you how to get listings and all this stuff.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: And also at the end, we're all going to go skydiving. Well,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: skydiving was something I always wanted to do. So I
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: was like, can I do this? So my parents paid.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: for me to do this motivational speaker thing. And I
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: remember like, he was always, this guy was just like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: I get up every day at 4.30 in the morning.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: It's always about getting up at 4.30 in the morning.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Why can't someone just work later at night? Why do
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: they have to be at 4.30? I get up at 4.30
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: in the morning. I do, and so one time I
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: called him at like nine to like ask him a
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: question and he's like, Oh, hello.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're sleeping.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you talking about? So then eventually I
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: got to signing up for the, um, for the skydiving
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: and it wasn't even included in the 1600. So then
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I paid for it and I went skydiving.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I guess you didn't manifest it because the thing is
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: that what you need to do is manifest whatever it
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: is that you want to do. So if you wanted
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: to make money, I would say like part of it
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: is like manifesting it. You know what I mean? That's
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: really the most important thing that when I teach my
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: students is manifesting.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: What really clicked for me was realizing that when you
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: can identify the goal and the image that you see
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: your future self, but also keeping in mind, who's that
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: little girl? I don't want to leave her behind. I
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: want that little girl to live the life that I
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: know that she can live. And that life is one
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: of abundance and goal-setting. And by waking up every day
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: and just getting out of bed and brushing your teeth
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: and doing affirmations saying, I deserve the wealth, then it's
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: just one more step to doing it. And by learning
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: the tools and coming on our three-day weekend.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Someone asked me recently, what are the tools for making money?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: And it's easy. The tools are such as, like you said,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: like IU said. What are the tools?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Wake up in the.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Morning, think about what you're thinking, and then take those
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: thoughts and think them. And that is the most important thing.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: And I know that when my students pay $ 16, 000 for
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: this advice, I also give them very specific, very specific advice.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: And I say, why hasn't it worked in the past?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Why hasn't it worked in the past? Right. Why has
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: it not worked? Tell them. Because the past is in
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: the past. Exactly. The past is in the past. You
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: know what today is?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Tell them. Tell them.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Today is only today. Okay. You could only accomplish so
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: much today that you cannot accomplish tomorrow. And that person
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: that's pulling you by the hair.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Don't let them.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Don't let them.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: That's your past you.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: That's the past you.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And so here are the 10 commandments of Heather's hilarious
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: abundance of money.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: One, wake up. and say, I'm worth it. Two, feed
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: your soul with breakfast, knowing that that is going to
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: give you the energy to create the money.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Write it down. Three. Pay attention. Write it down. Go ahead.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Keep going.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Three, stretch. Stretch it out. Also stretch out your money.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: You're not going to make more money unless you stretch
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: your inner soul, your inner thighs, and your inner wallet.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Open your legs.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Four.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Four. Walk around.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Walk around.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And say, I deserve to be rich.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Period.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Period. I deserve to be rich.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Period.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: That's not taking from anybody else. That's saying what I deserve.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's right.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Six.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Five.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Sex sells. Sex sells. I'm not saying necessarily, but you
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: should check out OnlyFans. It could be for you, and
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: it's the quickest way to make money.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Not you, though. Not you. Over there? Absolutely not.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: But.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: You three, for sure. Those three over there, definitely.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Seven.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: If you can't do it alone, find a partner who's rich.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: That could be the old man down the street that
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: his heirs aren't visiting him. Yes. Why don't you bring
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: him an apple pie?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't need to be in a wheelchair alone.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: No, he doesn't.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: No, he does not. He does not at all.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: You got two more.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Three, but no one's counting.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Eight.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Do what seems natural.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Do what seems natural. If you like to buy throw pillows,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: be an interior decorator.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: That is what you should do. Get some clients, overcharge them,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: and buy some throw pillows.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: So easy. Why not?
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: So easy.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I think I'm on 10. Good.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Good. Last one.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Start a podcast.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Start a podcast.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Everyone can start a podcast. Yes. Everybody wants to listen
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: to your thoughts.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: And all you have to do is get a mic.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: You don't have a friend? Buy a stuffed animal. Yep.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Buy a stuffed animal or a fake baby doll and
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: get into a mom's group.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: And then expose that mom's group as being toxic and
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: then become friends with Ashley Tisdale because she doesn't have
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: any friends left. Thank you.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you all for coming today. Heather will be available
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: to sign and to speak to you for $ 75 extra. Okay.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: And if you want to be part of the MLM,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you can come to the other room and we'll, we don't.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Call it MLM anymore. We call associates that thrive to
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: bring others around them up to the top. Or a
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: podcast network. Yeah.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: If you want to be in the entrepreneurial group that
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: brings people up, let's meet. We'll meet later.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: I did appreciate the show editing her as one-upping. I normally,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't, I'm not really that into her, but the
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: way the show had, I was finding great joy and
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: pleasure in it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I paid $ 10, 000 for a crystal one time at a dinner.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: $ 10, 000.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Is positive about these housewife shows is sometimes it's, it's
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: good to see something like that to go. I wonder
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: if I ever do that. And if I do, I
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: don't want to do it because sometimes you need to
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: see it on somebody on TV, living their life. That's
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: somewhat relatable. And that's like your age or young mom
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And yeah, when she just talked about, yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: when I bought your sister's house, I was like, let
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: me get this motherfucker. And then I made some really
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: great choices. Thank God. Like I got rid of that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: black and white floor for her. And, Then I was like,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: this looks so good because I have such an eye.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just going to stay in this dump.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Once the tennis court was finished.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: It was really all, all upward from there. I think
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: I do it. I think, but I think I do
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: it in the thing where I think, oh, I'm just relating.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Like if somebody goes, oh, I have a Chihuahua. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my God, I have a Chihuahua too. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think I'm like upping them because obviously my chihuahua is
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  Speaker 4: like a million times cuter than theirs and tinier.
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  Speaker 1: But that would be the one upping.
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  Speaker 2: More extensive.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you don't– what she would do if you said,
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  Speaker 1: I have a chihuahua. She would go, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: I have the best chihuahua. I have the best chihuahua
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  Speaker 1: on the planet. I got it from– This is what
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  Speaker 1: she would do.
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  Speaker 2: This is what she would do. Say you have a chihuahua.
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  Speaker 4: I have– I just love my chihuahua.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's so interesting. I have always had chihuahuas.
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  Speaker 2: And now it's like everyone's having chihuahuas. But currently my
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  Speaker 2: number one chihuahua just got a modeling deal. She's actually
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  Speaker 2: with Kendall Jenner doing a Super Bowl commercial. And that
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  Speaker 2: would make me feel bad.
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  Speaker 4: And you know how that happened?
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  Speaker 2: I just woke up one day and I manifested my
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  Speaker 2: chihuahua on a commercial during Super Bowl. I wrote it down.
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  Speaker 2: Three weeks later, I got the call. Is your chihuahua
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  Speaker 2: available to be in a Super Bowl commercial? For $ 200, 000.
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  Speaker 4: Now, not only am I feeling bad that my chihuahua's
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  Speaker 4: UGG and can't do modeling, I'm also feeling bad that
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing enough manifesting.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not working hard enough to get my chihuahua the job.
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  Speaker 2: It hits on all levels.
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  Speaker 1: She might be the greatest, what do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: The thrower of a hot potato that's ever... been alive.
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  Speaker 2: Like i'm gonna come up with something that nobody else
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  Speaker 2: has ever come up with okay see it say it
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  Speaker 2: believe it achieve it oh be it wow wow whoa see.
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  Speaker 4: It say it believe it achieve.
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  Speaker 2: It see it in your head say it i want
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  Speaker 2: my chihuahua on a super bowl commercial say it Believe it.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it. It's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Achieve it. He got the call. Achieve it.
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  Speaker 2: Be it. He is now on a commercial.
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  Speaker 4: And just embody it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one upping. I already came up with that.
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  Speaker 2: Say it.
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  Speaker 1: See it. Be it. Achieve it.
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  Speaker 2: Embody it.
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  Speaker 1: Embody it. Then get it. That, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's cute that you thought of that, but
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: like it's the get it part. That's really the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Can't appreciate what I do as a manifesting mama. Guru. Ooh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh whoa whoa the branding's there.
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  Speaker 5: Drake right now manifest because if not you know manifesting
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  Speaker 5: mama is my new it's probably gonna be my third
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  Speaker 5: book oh i have uh you'll never blue ball in
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: this town again my inappropriate life manifesting mama oh my
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  Speaker 5: god and um and if.
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  Speaker 2: People say what is that i'm gonna say let them oh.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Let them another great slogan you came up with and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: then from another grifter It's amazing.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. It is absolutely incredible.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry she didn't win in her podcast category. What else happened?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Really nothing. Oh, you know one thing I noticed is
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: when they get on the plane to go to Sedona
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: and they talk about, what did you bring, you know, Rachel?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: And she's like, it's just like a lot of half towns.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: It's very Sedona. I like a felt hat.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say that the... Things on the bottom
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: of the subtitles said cuff tans. Because she went cuff tans.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: And it wrote cuff tans.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: It's like a lot of cuff tans.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: It's like a lot of chunky jewelry. And then, of course,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Kyle walks in wearing a bunch of aqua, including her Birkin,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: like a diss. Then she's like, Amanda's wearing only Louis Vuitton,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: as big as her head. That's her. She's into label-y stuff. Yeah.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Of course, Bose just walks in like a queen. I'm like,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. Can nobody be snarky about Bose? I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: like Bose, but you can't tell me you like every
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: outfit she's ever worn. Everybody is just like, Bose is
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: the greatest. Bose is the smartest. But then you're snarky
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: about everybody else's outfit. And then Bose walks in as
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: a freaking queen. Why was she dressed.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Up to queen?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't even describe her outfit. They didn't even show
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: her even to show us what she was even wearing. Like,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: just admit you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys are terrified. Like just whatever I'm saying anything, but
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: only complimentary.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Thank God for Rachel Zoe though, because she, I told,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: this is what I told Garcelle. I was like, I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: do feel like Garcelle was funny on it and she's gone.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, we need like, not a lot of
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: the rest of them are really funny. Erica's pretty funny,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: but I mean, Rachel Zoe is funny to me.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: And yeah, Erica's just kind of like nice and happy.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Remember there was a time where she was like falling
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: off chairs and getting drunk cause she was so depressed,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: but now she's getting, you know, nicely boned by this
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: like former special ops guy that's like age appropriate. And
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: she's like happy and just, so she's like pretty normal.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: So she's normal and good. And that's about it. So
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: now we have something very exciting because many of you
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: guys know, I do juicy crimes every Wednesday and Brandy
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: and Julie are here and we are going to now
• 1:05:23
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• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Brandy and Julie tomorrow at We have a handful of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: crimes I want to get into, some that are crazy
• 1:05:32
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• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:43
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• 1:05:46
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:55
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• 1:05:57
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• 1:05:59
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• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: And to anyone who's in the Minneapolis area, we are
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: going to be there for the month February 22nd through
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: the 23rd doing Nightmare on Strip Street. So if you
• 1:06:12
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• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to the show because it will be a safe space
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: for all. Maybe we convince.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: You and Drake to come like you did in San Francisco.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Come visit us at Ground Zero in America. I want
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: everyone to know I'm wearing the same outfit for Juicy Crimes.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: And are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yes. So don't think that this is... I wonder if
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: I should just change my... Well, we're not. No, we're not.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I just wonder if it looks.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe we should just... Let me just change my shirt
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: just so people know it's not the same show they
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: watched yesterday.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: But we're going to be in our same one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Bye. They think you're done for the day, but they
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: don't know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: square before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching. You
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: deserve a treat.
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  Speaker 4: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.