How My Daughter and I Got Attacked by a Bald Eagle on a River Trip
I deeply love taking my family on river trips. It always plays out the same.“Hey kids!” I holler. “Do you want to go down the river?”“No!” they reply in a unified chorus.“Well, too bad, we’re going anyway!”Then I urge them out the door though they grumble and complain. We get on the water, and within fifteen minutes their attitude has changed.“Daddy, this turned out to be the best idea ever. We promise that we will never resist you again. All your family activities are wonderful, we’re so ashamed to have doubted you.”They say that last part with their eyes and the way they shift from foot to…
The skinny
The skinny isn't ready yet — notes appear once the transcript is processed.