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Hour 3 - Calling Out the QB · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Did Cowboys owner Jerry Jones cross the line, cross the
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  Speaker 1: line by calling out Dak Prescott for his costly interception
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: at the end of the Cowboys opener? We'll take a
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  Speaker 1: look at that. And how concerned should the Steelers be
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: with DK Metcalf's performance? We'll talk about his drops and
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: mistakes and whatnot. And Titans quarterback Cam Ward. Says he's
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  Speaker 1: a very good quarterback. Does that pass? Basic fact-checking. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have that. Lame jokes of the week. Also, of course,
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: don't forget, back in Hour 2, we had Benny versus
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  Speaker 1: the Penny. You probably already heard that. But here's Hour 3.
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  Speaker 2: Calling out....
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  Speaker 1: The quarterback, or was it really calling out the quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: with that being said we are back at it here
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  Speaker 1: this hour fighting the good fight in sports radio and
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  Speaker 1: our lead from dallas we had a major major turning
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  Speaker 1: point in the cowboy season opening loss in prime time
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  Speaker 1: it came when dac prescott coughed up a furball he
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  Speaker 1: was trying to throw the ball out of bounds and
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  Speaker 1: somehow got picked off who goofed i've got to know
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  Speaker 1: that was just before halftime new york was able to
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  Speaker 1: score off the turnover and if you were not paying
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  Speaker 1: attention this week you might have missed it jerry jones
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  Speaker 1: on his weekly radio show in dallas publicly called out
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  Speaker 1: dakota prescott for that particular interception the owner of the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 1: he liked the team so much he bought it. He's
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  Speaker 1: the GM there, the great Jerry Jones, on his weekly
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  Speaker 1: radio show said that that play was impactful for the
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  Speaker 1: entire game. Now, because of that statement, Jerry Jones is
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  Speaker 1: being criticized. Believe it or not, Jerry Jones is being
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  Speaker 1: criticized for pointing out an obvious thing, an obvious thing
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  Speaker 1: for calling out his franchise quarterback, saying, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he should have done that. All right, so the question.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to get to this. It's a good jumping
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  Speaker 1: off point. So the question is this. Did Cowboys owner
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  Speaker 1: and GM Jerry Jones cross the line, cross the line
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  Speaker 1: by calling out Dak Prescott on his radio show for
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  Speaker 1: that costly interception? So I've got Chevron, FedEx, and Italian Bistro. Bistro.
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  Speaker 1: we are going to hop on the bandwagon. Choo-choo! So
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  Speaker 1: it's a lead-off here. To answer the question, did Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones cross the line by calling out Dak Prescott for
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  Speaker 1: the interception? Hell no. All right, hell no. Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: there's no line to cross. He barely scuffed the paint
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  Speaker 1: is what he did. That wasn't a public flogging. It was,
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  Speaker 1: if anything, taking a MyPillow and slapping Dak Prescott with
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  Speaker 1: the MyPillow at a sleepover. Now, last I checked, Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott is past his athletic prime. He's 33 years old.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man.
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  Speaker 3: 33 years old.
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  Speaker 2: He's also.
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  Speaker 1: making, I believe, $ 60 million per year. He's the second
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  Speaker 1: highest paid player in the NFL. At that price point,
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  Speaker 1: you're not ordering off the kid's menu. You're not. You're not.
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  Speaker 1: And if Dak is such a softy, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: he certainly appears to be based on his body of
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  Speaker 1: work and big moments, then that's more of a Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott problem than it is a Jerry Jones problem, although
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  Speaker 1: Jerry gave him the contract, so what a dum-dum he is.
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  Speaker 1: And so... You're expected to pick up the check when
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  Speaker 1: you're at $ 60 million a year. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: if your Uber driver drops you at the airport 30
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  Speaker 1: minutes after your plane leaves, you're not going to give
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  Speaker 1: that person five stars. You're just not going to give
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  Speaker 1: them five stars because you missed your flight and it's
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  Speaker 1: a big pain in the butt. And Dak, he threw...
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  Speaker 1: A costly interception. Then there was still time for the Cowboys, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: to come back and all that. They didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're trying to throw the ball away, you
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  Speaker 1: should find a fat guy in the upper deck and
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  Speaker 1: have him catch the ball, not throw it in a
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  Speaker 1: position where one of the other team members can get
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  Speaker 1: it on the other team. It's kind of like trying
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  Speaker 1: to put out a grease fire using Chevron with Tecron gasoline. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not going to work. You're going to cause more
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  Speaker 1: problems with that. Not a great idea. And Jerry simply
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  Speaker 1: pointed out And this is another example, another example of
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  Speaker 1: certain factions who think that any kind of criticism is taboo.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do it. What happened to the old days
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  Speaker 1: where these guys all used to lie and say, I
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to the media, I don't listen to radio,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't watch TV and all that? They don't
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  Speaker 1: do that anymore. They all apparently do consume all the media,
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  Speaker 1: because they've always consumed the media, but they don't even
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  Speaker 1: try to pretend like they don't. And it's ridiculous. So
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  Speaker 1: you want to be the franchise quarterback. You've been the
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  Speaker 1: franchise quarterback. You're paid like the franchise quarterback. You get
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  Speaker 1: franchise quarterback accountability. So it's rather simple. And this has
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  Speaker 1: been the same argument we've given through all the chills
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  Speaker 1: and thrills and mostly chills for Dak Prescott. Do better.
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  Speaker 1: Be better. You're cashing the check. Good for you. You've
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  Speaker 1: got the money. Now earn the money. You haven't earned
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  Speaker 1: the money. Furthermore, to Pittsburgh, PA we go. We go
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  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh where Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf has been
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  Speaker 1: called out, called out for his suck bag play in
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  Speaker 1: the season opener. Steelers did win that game against Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: He was asked about all the mistakes he made in
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  Speaker 1: that game against the Dirty Birds. He says that he
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  Speaker 1: refuses to dwell on his terrible play. And he says,
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  Speaker 1: I can't change it. His philosophy is, quote, this is
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  Speaker 1: from DK Metcalf. He says, if I catch the ball,
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  Speaker 1: I catch it. Well, that's a deep quote. That is
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  Speaker 1: a deep quote. So he said, if I catch the ball,
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  Speaker 1: I catch it. Quote continues. If not, move on to
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  Speaker 1: the next play. Close quote. Okay. So Aaron Rodgers targeted
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  Speaker 1: DK Metcalf. I believe the number was 10 times. And
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  Speaker 1: out of those 10 pass attempts, DK Metcalf got one.
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  Speaker 1: Four catches. That means that he had a 40% catch rate.
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  Speaker 1: He had four out of ten targets, 40 yards, 27%
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  Speaker 1: target share compared to all the other players on the team.
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  Speaker 1: And so Metcalf was also, beyond the drops, he was
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  Speaker 1: also penalized for twice for offensive pass interference. I can
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  Speaker 1: hear Nostradamus and J.J. and Renton. I told you, that's
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  Speaker 1: what he does. I told you. But Pittsburgh did win
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  Speaker 1: the game. It was not something that will end up
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  Speaker 1: at the Louvre. It will not be hung at any
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  Speaker 1: art museum. So the question, how concerned should the Steelers
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  Speaker 1: be with D.K. Metcalf's performance? So DK Metcalf is built
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  Speaker 1: like Adonis, and it seems like he's been executing like
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  Speaker 1: he's got some kind of software glitch, some kind of
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  Speaker 1: Trojan horse in the thingamajig. It's not really the player
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  Speaker 1: he was supposed to be when he came over to
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  Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Steelers. You look at DK, and this guy,
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  Speaker 1: you think, well, he's Calvin Johnson 2.0, if you're old
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  Speaker 1: enough to remember Calvin Johnson Megatron for the Lions and
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  Speaker 1: then you check the box score most of the time
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  Speaker 1: with DK Metcalf and you're like well that's not Calvin
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  Speaker 1: Johnson that's Calvin from accounting is what that is well
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  Speaker 1: that's not good And so he has been guilty so
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  Speaker 1: far of false advertising with really good-looking abs. Really good-looking abs.
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  Speaker 1: And the last season was not a top-10 wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: for the Steelers, was not a top-20 wide receiver in
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh a year ago, and he's off to a bad
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  Speaker 1: start here. So Pittsburgh ordered the Terminator. We want the Terminator! Apparently, though,
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  Speaker 1: the FedEx guy messed up the order, and they received
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  Speaker 1: the Pillsbury Doughboy order, in a tinted visor when you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to make plays. Doesn't look like the Pillsbury door boy.
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  Speaker 1: Plays like the Pillsbury door boy. Plays like the Pillsbury
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  Speaker 1: door boy. So the Steelers built their entire passing attack
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  Speaker 1: around DK Metcalf. There's not a lot of inventory on
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  Speaker 1: the shelves other than DK Metcalf. He's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: the big, bad boogeyman and game-changing number one wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: Number one. And a bag of chips. And yet, watching
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  Speaker 1: this play out, you can say it's all Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: but I've seen a lot of catchable balls that DK
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  Speaker 1: Metcalf has not been able to catch. And his performance
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  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh has been a constipation situation. A lot of agony.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of agony. It has not been a walk
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  Speaker 1: in the park at all. So DK, who does again
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  Speaker 1: look like he eats linebackers for breakfast with eggs on
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  Speaker 1: the side, and then when the football arrives, suddenly he's
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  Speaker 1: on a liquid diet. Well, that's not good. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: intermittent fasting with the football. And he was built in
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  Speaker 1: a laboratory. Clearly, they forgot in the lab to put
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  Speaker 1: the proper hands in there. He's got oven mitts, which
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  Speaker 1: is a bit of a problem there. And as a result,
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  Speaker 1: it has enhanced the problems in Pittsburgh, where they have
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  Speaker 1: pretty good defense, but that offense is plodding along there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a glitchy mess there. Is what it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: a glitchy mess. All right, meanwhile, we head to Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: the music city, where Titans quarterback Cam Ward getting called
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  Speaker 1: out again. And despite a horrific performance against the Jets
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  Speaker 1: in the season opener for Tennessee, Cam Ward says he
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  Speaker 1: remains confident, which is impossible. You lose to the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a 10-game losing streak when you lose to
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  Speaker 1: the Jets. It really is. Does anyone disagree with that?
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  Speaker 1: The Jets. Come on. Anyway, Robert Sala, who knows a
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  Speaker 1: thing or two about the Jets, he was part of
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  Speaker 1: their legacy there, now coaching in Nashville. Robert Sala said
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  Speaker 1: that Cam Ward is currently, quote, at the floor of
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  Speaker 1: what it takes to be an NFL quarterback, which is
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  Speaker 1: about as close to a criticism as you're going to
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  Speaker 1: get from the Tony Robbins of coaches, Robert Sala.
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  Speaker 4: Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Rah-Rah, I love my players. I'm into the whole new
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  Speaker 1: age thing and all that. So Cam Ward pushed back
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  Speaker 1: when asked about Robert Sala's quote. And what did he say?
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  Speaker 1: Cam Ward said, the Tennessee quarterback said, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: a very good quarterback. Okay. I think I am. I
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  Speaker 1: think I am. I think I am. I think I can.
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  Speaker 1: I think I can. I think I can. He said
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  Speaker 1: he can do things many quarterbacks can't do. That's according
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  Speaker 1: to Cam Ward. He also acknowledged that there needs to
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  Speaker 1: be improvement. You think? Ward, the bottom line here is
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  Speaker 1: Ward remains very confident. He said he believes in the
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee coaching staff. Could you imagine if he said he
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  Speaker 1: didn't believe in the Tennessee coaching staff? He said he
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  Speaker 1: believes in the Tennessee coaching staff. He predicted that when
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  Speaker 1: the tide turns, it's going to be a different story.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote. So the two quotes are, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: a very good quarterback, and when the tide turns, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a different story. So the question, you
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  Speaker 1: got Cam Ward, who was the top pick in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL draft a couple years back. Cam Ward says he's, quote,
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  Speaker 1: a very good quarterback. Does that pass basic fact-checking? Does
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  Speaker 1: that pass basic fact-checking? So we put this under the
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  Speaker 1: Maller microscope, and under any reasonable measurement, Cam Ward has
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  Speaker 1: been a total abject failure of the heart. And we
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  Speaker 1: love the confidence. It's what you're supposed to have. Unfortunately, confidence,
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  Speaker 1: I looked on all the nerd sites, and there is
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  Speaker 1: not a statistic that even the nerds have come up
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  Speaker 1: with for the most confident quarterback. Pro football focus, all
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  Speaker 1: the other statistical arms do not have a stat for
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  Speaker 1: quarterback confidence. Does not exist for Pete's sake. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: that's unfortunate. So Tennessee drafted Cam Ward thinking they were
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  Speaker 1: headed on the elevator, the express elevator to the penthouse.
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  Speaker 1: But currently the Tennessee Titans franchise is sleeping underneath an
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  Speaker 1: overpass that leads straight into Skid Row. And Cam Ward
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  Speaker 1: has been the Teemu franchise quarterback. The picture looked fantastic
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  Speaker 1: when Tennessee ordered it. And it's like, well, he's got
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  Speaker 1: all the tools and all that at Miami. But they
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  Speaker 1: immediately had regrets when they drafted him right after the draft.
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  Speaker 1: And Cam Ward is guilty of complete false advertising at
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  Speaker 1: this point. And so he can sit there and brag
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  Speaker 1: that he does things that other quarterbacks can't do, and
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  Speaker 1: that's a great thing to say. And it's correct. Most
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  Speaker 1: quarterbacks don't average 5.9 yards per pass attempt and boast
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  Speaker 1: about that. That generally does not happen. And the reason,
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  Speaker 1: we all know the reason that Cam Ward continues to play,
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  Speaker 1: because of the draft capital. That's why. Based on his
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  Speaker 1: own performance, he should have been benched a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: though Tennessee will not do that they are going to
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  Speaker 1: let him continue to dig a bigger and bigger and
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  Speaker 1: bigger and bigger hole so when he called himself very
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  Speaker 1: good it's kind of like a chef at a one-star
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  Speaker 1: Italian bistro complimenting his own lasagna well you're the chef
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  Speaker 1: at that one-star Italian bistro of course you're going to
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  Speaker 1: compliment your own pasta your own lasagna so Cam Ward,
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  Speaker 1: based on what we've seen, he's not all he's cracked
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  Speaker 1: up to be. And look, we've all made dumb purchases.
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  Speaker 1: It happens. Now, that said, Cam Ward. Still, his signature
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  Speaker 1: moment as an NFL quarterback is literally telling everyone, quote,
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  Speaker 1: we ass. That's it. That's all. That's the big board.
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  Speaker 1: Cam Ward, we ass. That is his moment in the NFL.
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• 21:07
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• 21:13
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• 21:21
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• 21:23
  Speaker 1: in a moment. 877-99-ON-FOX is the call-in number. 877-996-6369. Got
• 21:32
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• 21:36
  Speaker 1: here's the Mallard riddle of the day. Raiders quarterback Kirk
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Cousins recently admitted that blank is his Las Vegas addiction.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Courtesy Flusher says, showgirl boot camp experience. I don't remember that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Art cheated. He got it right. What else do we
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: have here? One-armed bandits from Mr. Irrigation.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Page down. Skip over that. We've got Miguel on fire says,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: walking down Fremont Street only wearing a banana hammock. In
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: his new Las Vegas, is his new Las Vegas addiction.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That's Miguel on fire. Extra pillow for the bed. Late
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: night drug tester. Peeing in a back alley. Oh, that
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: never happens, right? That never, ever happens. Impersonating Elvis from
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: our friend Luke the vending guy. Page down. Josh. In Nebraska,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the Bears fan, though, says he got addicted to jumping
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: into the fountains around Las Vegas. Bathing in the Bellagio
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Fountain Pool from Michael. And our friend Mouthwash Mike, somewhere
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, either in a hospital or a jail, loves
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the Bellagio pool. I was hoping to see him. I know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I know. He called up. He said he was in
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: the hospital, so he couldn't make it. We haven't heard
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: him since then. Donkey Sausage says the Neon Museum. I've
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: been there. I've been to the Neon Museum. You ever
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: been to the Neon Museum in Vegas? It's pretty good.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Not bad.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: As you would imagine, the Neon Museum in Vegas would
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: be pretty good. There's one in L.A. Not as good.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: It's in Glendale. The Neon Museum. What else do we have?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The We Are Redskins account says the answer to the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day is golf. That's Will from St. Augustine.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's his account. What else do we have? Page down.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Alf the Alien O'Piner says Sigma Derby
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: at the Golden Gate Casino is the answer. Poppy's Picks
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: from Kathy and Madison. How dare you? Stevie Meatball says
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: propane and cookers from Stevie Meatball. Giant honey buns from Dante.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Page Dan, Milkman Mike in Colorado says he spends his
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: nights listening to Lionel Richie's greatest hits. Or Lion-O Richie.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I butchered that. What else do we have?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Page down. Hooters while in Las Vegas from Sir Smokes-A-Lot.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Overpriced parking. Who doesn't love being gouged for $ 25 or
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: $ 35 to go in and lose your money? What a
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: great business model that is in Vegas. Way to go, boys.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You're on the pulse of society. Johnny Q goes with
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Pawn Shops as his answer. Steelers Nasty says shrimp cocktail.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Arik in Minnesota says the Walnut Creek salad at the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Peppermill is his addiction. I've heard about the Peppermill for years.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I went to the Peppermill, and I did not enjoy
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: my meal at the Peppermill. It must have been a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: bad night, and I have not been back. That was
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a long time ago. The Peppermill is one of those
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: spots that's legendary late night, all night. I don't even
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: know if it's open all night. A lot of places
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: after the pandemic. Did not stay open all night. Eek
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: in Roseville, Minnesota. Got it wrong. Bad job by him.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Filler up, Phil, says 99-cent shrimp is the answer. Georgia
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: boy going with hookers. That's it. The abundance of Tierra
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Masu at the Bellagio's Hotel Buffet from Rob in the 3-2-1.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Our buddy Timmy from Busco, Indiana, says his addiction is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: selling old memorabilia at Pawn Stars. That's it. Duke got
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: this right. Bad job by him. All right. Do you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: have an answer, Lorena? Do you have an answer? The
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day. Raiders quarterback Kirk Cousins admitted recently
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that blank is his Las Vegas addiction. So that is
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the question. What is the answer? I'm going to go
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: with late night White Castle addiction. Late night White Castle.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Let's see here.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Cousins admitted that his addiction is In-N-Out Burger in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: In-N-Out Burger.
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  Speaker 4: I was close.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And let me point out, I know Alf right now
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and Ferg Dog and Mallard Prop Guy are all saying, well,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Mallard, don't you remember the Cousins thing?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: There was a guy in Minnesota that called us up
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: that said Kirk Cousins loved Raising Cane's. And when he
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: played for the Vikings, he would go to the Raising
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Cane's near the Viking facility, and he'd pick up food
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: on his way home for the family. And so this
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: is a guy. I love that. I love the fact
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: that Raising Cane's and In-N-Out Burger are the diet of
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins. He's very relatable. He's not talking about eating
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: kale smoothies and broccoli and cauliflower and all that crap.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I played quarterback in the NFL, and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get a double-double, or I'm going to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: go to get the Caniac combo at Raising Cane's, and
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: that's that. And so there you go. All right, we'll
• 26:54
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• 26:57
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• 27:02
  Speaker 1: this show. It doesn't make me hungry. And I love
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: free food. It doesn't even bore me. God, no. But
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: it does wear me down like those Bills Mafia losers.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: They wear me down, too. But they still won't win
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: anything in our lifetime. He says, did you see Peter Kirk?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: The dog has a commercial. Kirk's dog has a commercial.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I did not. I've tuned out the commercials. Is that right?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: There's a commercial for Kirk Herbstreit's dog? I haven't seen that.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I've not either. It says, this is great news for you,
• 27:39
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• 27:42
  Speaker 1: he says, Perina, dog food is clearly a client. If
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Peter can land them, that's the way to go. All right. Well,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: there you go. Try to get dog food. Let's sell
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: dog food. They want to contact the sales department. Let's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: go to the phones and we'll say hello to, let's
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: go to Ohio. And we'll check in with the Dixter,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Dick in Dayton. Hello, Dick. Up early today, Dixter.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I'm up early today. How you guys been? I've been
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: a little busy down here. We've been having a lot
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: of music, you know, celebrate September. We had, like, free-for-all concerts.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: What was it called? Show Your Talent. And last night
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: we had a tribute to the oldies. It was pretty good. Oh,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it. It was really nice.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You're living large. You're living large. Outstanding.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Way to go.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: All right. And may I point out, Dick, you're doing
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: better than the Browns.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Better than the Browns. You can't hardly get on 92 anymore.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's always busy. So busy. People want... you know,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: it's just bad. They want to get a new coach
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: or a new team because it's downright pathetic, Ben, to
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: see them lose like that, you know?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Now, how bad is this current run? You're a longtime
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Brown backer, Dick. Where does this rank? How bad
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: is it right now?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: It's bad. It's really bad. Everybody wants to, you know,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: they're not going to watch the game, but... It's sad, but.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: What is your advice as an insider, Dick? You've seen
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of football over the years. What is your
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: advice to the Cleveland Browns?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I think they should maybe get a new coach, new
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: general manager or something because...– All right.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Do you have any recommendations?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: That was– last week I was a little bit– I mean,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Ohio State had that lead and they– Oh, geez, that
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: was kind of bad. I didn't like it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Well, they were playing great. Well, I don't know great,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: but they had the lead after three quarters. You've got
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to finish the game, Dick. Come on now. Everyone knows that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: You finished the game.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Come on now. What's wrong with you, Buckeyes?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: It's not right. I watched the Bengals. They looked pretty good.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: They looked pretty good, I thought.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're more of a Browns guy, though.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, more of a Browns guy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Now, more importantly, wait a minute. Have you been to
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Buc-ee's yet?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Not yet. No, not yet. I don't know. Dave must
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: be busy. Last time I talked to him, he wasn't
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: feeling well, but I need to get there. But I'm
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: going to a class reunion tomorrow, 60 years from Centerville
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: High School.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Outstanding, Dick. Look at that. Now, the ladies are going
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to be all over you, so be careful when you're
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: out there, Dick.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Be careful. Those women are going to be all over you, Dexter. But.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Everybody, yeah, it's been nice. She was talking about, a
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: lot of my friends called about the get-together. Oh, my gosh,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: it was good, you know. Nice.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: All right, well, Dick, enjoy your weekend there. Keep us posted.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I want a full report, detailed report on Buc-ee's, okay?
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, have a good day. Bye-bye.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: All right, bye-bye. There's my friend.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: There he goes, the great Dick in Dayton. What a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: day it was. Ohio Al, the legend who's so much
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: a part of our podcast. The great Ohio Al and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton on stage there in Newport, Kentucky, right
• 31:29
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• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Brick Oven Pizzeria there. They were very kind to host us,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and it was a lot of fun. Had a good
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: time that day. Great memories. Great memories. Legends. Justin in Cincinnati.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Just Josh there. The Ghost Hunter. All our buddies are
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: hanging out right there. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. All right,
• 31:52
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• 32:05
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• 32:08
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• 32:11
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• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lame Week. Lame Week who?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's Lame Joke of the Week. I can't
• 33:43
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• 33:46
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• 33:51
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• 33:54
  Speaker 1: dog Moxie, my dog would kick Herb Street's dog's ass.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: All right, let me tell you, right now, that dog
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: has no Moxie. Much better dog. Your dog mogs that dog? Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: come on, Coop, please. Not there. All right, here we go.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame jokes. Are you there, Weed Man? Yeah,
• 34:14
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• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I want to thank Torito for sending me steak and
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: baked potato. Thank you very much. All right.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Well, you do beg him for food every week. He
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: is keeping you fed. Look at that. He's going to
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: get you fat. You're going to become fat, Weed Man.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: He feeds you too much, you know.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: That'd be great.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: That'd be great. You'd like to be fat? I'll trade
• 34:35
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• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Did you know that Weed Man, this is from Rosie,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: by the way, our friend Rosie. Did you know that
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Weed Man Hippie was once engaged to a hot hula dancer?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Wow, really?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but she called off the wedding because apparently,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Weed Man, you kept trying to smoke her grass skirt.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: What's up with that, Weed Man? That's a true story.
• 35:02
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• 35:04
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• 35:07
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• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Weed Man's favorite all-time NFL head coach?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Bum Phillips. What is Weed Man's favorite football player?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: No, the play. The play is the Bum Arooski. The
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Bum Arooski is your favorite play. Those jokes from our
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: friend Eek in Roseville, Minnesota. Why did Weed Man love
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: it when he became the King of America? Why did
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Weed Man love that?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it was great, Weed Man, when everyone called you
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: your high-ness. You got very excited by that. It's Mike
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the Leprechaun set that one in. Who is Weed Man's
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: favorite caller?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: No Job Jerome. That's from Eric in Kansas. That is
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: both a great reference and a dated reference. We have
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: not heard from No Job Jerome in some time. We
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: think he got a job, and we lost him because
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: he went out and got a job. Bad job by him.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Let's see. Page down. Can't
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: read that. Did you hear that Weed Man thought he
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: had come up with a plan to comfortably retire by
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: marrying into money? Really?
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but apparently it all went up in smoke, Weed Man,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: so I guess it didn't work out. It's a bad
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: job by you. I don't know why that would happen,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: but apparently it did happen. Alf writes in, Alf the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Alien O'Piter, and he says, Hey, Weed Man, Bozo the Clown,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's the joke. Bozo the Clown. You like
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Bozo the District Attorney, right? You're a big fan of
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: his work?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of Bozo the Clown.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: We have Bozo the District Attorney, though. He sends you
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: questions every time you do that Ask a Weed Man thing.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Remember? Yeah, he's funny.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right. No, he's not. Did you hear that Weed Man,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: let's see here. Oh, I can't read that. I've already
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: done that one. What are two things that you will
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: never see in or around a Chinese restaurant?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: What?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: According to John in Youngstown, Ohio, you'll never see stray
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: cats or Weed Man Hippie, for that matter. So you
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: will never see that. Not going to happen. What are
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: the chances Weed Man will figure out his email account? What?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Highly unlikely. Highly unlikely. That's from Mike the Leprechaun. Why
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: does Weedman secretly go to the dentist's office even though
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: he's lost all his teeth?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Because they give him laughing gas. That's from Michael in Tulsa. Weedman,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: you'll laugh at anything, right, Weedman? By the way, our
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: friend Weed Man, his real name is Billy. He lives
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood, Florida. He loves free food. He loves free food.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Everyone loves free food.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Are you going to call me for a five-hour podcast
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: this week?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I just told you, Weed Man, we've got other people
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: ahead of you, but I will call you again. You'll
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: be on again. Not this weekend. Why does Weed Man
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: secretly go to the dentist's office? Oh, I already did
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that one. Bad job by me. What is Weed Man's
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: favorite animal?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: A camel, because he knows it won't drink as much
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: of his bong water as the other animals. That's Michael
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: in Tulsa. All right. Very nice. This one's from Sarah
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: in the Bay. After a massive public outcry from users
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: believing Alexa was listening to everyone, Amazon, they're making changes,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Weed Man. Did you hear about that?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Really? No, I didn't hear.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, according to Sarah, Amazon announced it will be releasing
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: a male version which won't listen to anything said. So
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: there is that. There you go. Very funny, Sarah. How
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you doing? Did you hear that Marcel in Brooklyn has
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: dipped his balls in glitter?
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty funny. nuts, right?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There it is.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Lame jokes of the week. Thank you, Weed Man.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: There he goes.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Weed Man hippie.