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Super Hero Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.29.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. In your heart, you know where you are
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going. And now for something completely different.
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What do I got from here? Alright. What's up?
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I was in Minneapolis... see a radio person I
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know. Then I also got to meet the 93X Half -Assed
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Morning Show. And man, when you get to meet your
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heroes and they're actually nice to you, it's
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pretty cool. I like you, Opie. I love Opie, but
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I don't know if he likes me. So I did that and
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there's this girl named Allie and she's the absolute
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best. And You'll be seeing more of her. We're
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trying to figure out the long distance thing
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because she lives in Minneapolis and I'm in St.
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Pete. It's pretty cool. I don't know, man. I
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don't know what to say. It's not that I don't
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know what to say about her. The last few times
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I've had girls that were either girlfriends or
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situationships, all they wanted was the attention.
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Ally doesn't mind me talking about her. But you
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know that saying, what happens in Vegas stays
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in Vegas. What happens in Minneapolis stays in
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Minneapolis. By the way, you know when somebody
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says like, oh, people from Philadelphia are jackasses,
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and then people from Philadelphia are like, no,
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we're not, and then they're jackasses. You know
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what people say? People from Chicago are loud,
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and then people are actually loud. People from
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Minneapolis are actually nice. They're actually
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friendly. So all I'm going to say is you're going
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to see more, Allie. You're going to hear more
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about Allie. If you want to see our picture,
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when we were drunk at a... Minnesota Wild Hockey
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Playoff Party in St. Paul. I believe it was either
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Trunk or Trunk Yard. Let me look it up. It was
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this bar. I have a funny story. So one of her
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friends, who's super cool, named Ollie, he had
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kind of a Minnesota accent, but I have a Chicago
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accent, so it's not a bad thing. But he told
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me, he was like, it's the 7th Street Truck Park
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is what it is. There you go. I want to make sure
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I said the name of the bar right. and her friend
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likes to call when you get a 40 -ounce Bud Light,
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which is like three beers in a bottle. I was
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like, dude, where do I get one of those? Even
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though I already have like two vodka seltzers,
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three yinglings, some apple, some bush apple,
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so I was a little drunk a little bit. But I had
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to make sure that Kayla, and that's her friend
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Kayla, and Ellie were good. I mean, they can
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hold their liquor, but... I wanted to have that
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energy where it's like, I got to take care of
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you guys, especially when we got the Uber and
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my phone was on 10%. By the way, Topper's Pizza
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out there, phenomenal. It only had one slice,
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but it was very good. What am I getting at? One
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of the friends' name is Ollie, and I was vibing
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with the guy. He's super cool. When I'm back
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out there, I got to hang out with him. And he
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calls a 40 -ounce Bud Light a 40. I don't know
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if it's just him that does it, But I go up to
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the bartender. I thought that's how you said
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it. And I go, can I have a fody? And the lady's
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like, what? And I'm like, can I have a fody?
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And she goes, what are you saying? And I was
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like, can I have a Bud Light 40 ounce? She's
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like, oh, okay. I guess I said it wrong. My goodness.
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I had two of those fodies. Oh, my God. It was
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great. Awesome. I want to talk about boomers
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at the airport. I don't know what it is about
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the airport where boomers absolutely lose their
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mind. Oh, they do. I was in line and first of
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all, as I will probably be flying a little more,
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I've learned to get seats, you got to get seats
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ahead of time and closer to the front. Because
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Delta Airlines has this thing where they go,
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oh, we're out of room with the luggage. We got
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to check the bags, which I hate doing. And then,
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of course, when I'm in Section 30, Group 7, all
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of a sudden, or C30, Group 7, all of a sudden,
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there's room for the freaking bags. I'm like,
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what are you talking about? But there was an
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old man, and he was confused by the seating chart,
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because why wouldn't he be? And there was like
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an Asian couple, and let's say it's 29 D &E.
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And he goes, yo, yo, he's like impersonating
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him. He's like, yo, in my seat. And I'm like,
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what are you talking about? He's like, I'm in
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28D. You're in my seat. And they looked at him
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and they go, sir, that's 28D right there. And
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he's like, oh. And I was like, you're the reason
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people don't like boomers. Not only are you racist,
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you're stupid. And boomers have this thing where,
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I don't know if it's because they're like facing
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death and they don't want to like, and this is
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going to sound ridiculous. but they don't want
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to move. They do this thing where, I know when
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you get older, you don't have the same strength
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to grab the luggage from up top, but they do
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this thing where they grab the luggage and then
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they look around for like five minutes to make
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sure they have everything. And I know saying
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it out loud, you're like, oh, just be nice, but
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they do this thing where they just block the
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lane. It's worse when you're getting on the plane
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or you're blocking the runway more than when
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you're getting off. Because at least when you're
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getting off, you're making sure you have everything.
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But, man, I'll see them go, is this gate CC26G?
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And it's obviously gate CC26G. And then they're
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like, oh, my God. Did you all see that it's gate
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CC26G? Is this? And it's like, you're at the
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gate. You have to stop. Sit down. You're blocking
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us. The entitlement of boomers. I have boomers
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in my family, so I try to be nice. Here is, okay,
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this is gonna be a conspiracy route, but I kind
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of, okay. So everybody said that the Boiler Pennsylvania
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shooting was staged, and that this past dinner,
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the shooting at the White House was staged, or
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at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. And
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I'm not against thinking that, But what confuses
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me is if they never found the shooter, that's
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one thing, but why would a shooter get paid and
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then want to give up their life? Here's the weird
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part. I've seen the Reagan shooting. I've seen
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the JFK shooting. Usually people freak out a
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little more. Everybody after this correspondence
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dinner. You got Cash Patel just kind of looking
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around. You got one boomer eating salad. And
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then here's Dana White. Oh yeah, shooting at
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a dinner. Awesome. Why? Because it's probably
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staged. Oh yeah, that's what I do when I'm at
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a shooting. I don't try to leave the building
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and get traumatized. I embrace every second of
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a shooting. It was a pretty crazy unique experience.
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It's so funny. It's awesome being shot at. You
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were on the aisle. What exactly did you see?
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We were sitting right in front of the table.
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Okay. It's awesome being right by the shooter
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and almost dying. Cool. This is where I start
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to believe the conspiracy route. Right in front
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of the table. Yes. And what exactly happened?
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So someone got tackled? Nobody got tackled. The
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guys came in looking for shooters. And they came
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toward our table. And we kept eating and just
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drinking and cheating on our lives. That is very
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strange. There you go. That's the normal reaction
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to a shooting. Oh yeah, it's pretty awesome,
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dude. Once in a lifetime experience. Here's Megan
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Thee Stallion news. Megan Thee Stallion and Klay
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Thompson are going their separate ways. Yeah,
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I mean, it ain't cool that it seems like Klay
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Thompson's stronger along or whatever, but her
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immediate thing of going on social media and
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slamming him, my ex did that, it's when they
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have nothing else. I'm not saying Megan Thee
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Stallion's not a famous rapper, but that's them
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trying to get ahead of the fact that they probably
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weren't in a relationship, and it's always the
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maid's fault. And by the way, you know, Dory
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Lanez is like, see, I told you. I told you she's
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annoying. I told you she never shuts up. She
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never does. She never shuts up. Yeah, she needs
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to keep talking. And her food's average. On April
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25th, the rapper takes her Instagram stories
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to call out the NBA player for his alleged infidelity.
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The message reads, cheating, had me around your
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whole family playing house, my cold feet, holding
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you down through all of your horrible mood swings
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and treatment tours. See, that's what I'm talking
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about. I'm sure you never have mood swings, honey.
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You look like a walking mood swing. Me, during
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your basketball season. Now you don't know if
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you can be monogamous. I don't think I could
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be monogamous with you either. You're a nine.
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You keep talking. I need a real break after this
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one. Yeah, you do. And then you'll be with the
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next guy tomorrow. The rapper also tells E! News
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in an April 25th statement, I've made the decision
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to end my relationship with Clay. Bye. Trust,
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fidelity, and respect are non -negotiable for
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me in a relationship. Even though you're known
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as a side chick. And now you're trying to rewrite
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the past. And when those values are compromised,
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there's no real path forward. All right. Whatever.
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Megan Thee Stallion gets emotional on stage after
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her breakup. Oh, yeah. I feel like she has new
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music allegedly coming. I feel like this is like
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an attention. Mm -hmm. Grab. They're confirming
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her split from NBA player Klay Thompson. The
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rapper has a tearful moment during her April
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25th performance of Moulin Rouge, the musical
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in New York City. Ah, it's the dribbling stuff.
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I can't imagine an NBA player wants to go to
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your place. I've seen in a social media video,
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the Grammy winner who plays Ziggler tears up
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during the curtain call before turning her back
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to the audience. Oh yeah, show your ass. That's
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what you're famous for. The way tears as the
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applause grows louder. All right, there you go.
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We're having stuff. Clay, you're probably better
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off, but you got to not string women along. Oh,
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yeah. Today is Taco Tuesday. We're all hanging
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out. We're doing our thing, and we're just going
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to have a good time. Thanks to everybody that's
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been listening lately, and the chaos is only
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going to continue. Oh, geez. And now, back to
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the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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begins now. A sick person with a powerful tool.
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Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy
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Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this
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button, boom, the whole program's going to start.
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Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Hoppy Hour starts
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Hour with Hoppy. Hey, this is Gary Meyer and
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as refreshing as a McDonald's Coca -Cola, Hoppy
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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The voice you can't ignore
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and the energy you didn't know you needed. Hoppy
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Hour with Ryan Hoppy is back. Pete Kostanis created
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the Facebook page Vanish Chicagoland. It's about
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nostalgic places that Chicagoans just love. He
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had cancer, but he also had this positive attitude
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that made him even more endearing to his followers.
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And it seemed sudden, but he passed away over
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the weekend. Pete Kostantis helped Chicagoans
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relive their childhoods with posts about truly
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Chicago places like Kitty Land and Maxwell Street.
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People gathered on his Facebook page to swap
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memories. And when he told his followers he had
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cancer, he brought the same kind of Chicago feeling
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to that. And he beat cancer a couple of times.
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Last week he posted, if you've been wondering
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where I've been, the cancer has spread. He said
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he didn't have long, but he remained positive
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to the end. I think he just was so well liked
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because he, like you said, just remained so humble
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and just sort of a regular Chicago guy. You know,
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he never got to the point where he thought he
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was a celebrity. You know, it's just some guy
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that started a Facebook page. I think that he
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just, he gave it that. kind of Chicago state
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of mind attitude where nothing is going to stop
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him. And I don't think it did until yesterday.
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Unfortunately, he fought as hard as he could.
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And we're in Greektown because Pete was Greek
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-American. We're told he loved all things Greek.
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And to some people, he was a pillar of Chicago.
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Now, that other Facebook page, Chicago History,
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it is now going to be dedicated to the legacy
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of Pete and his enduring love for this city.
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Reporting live, I'm Joni Lum, Fox Chicago. It's
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time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
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Ryan Hoppy. I just wanted to dedicate that to
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Pete. Love you, bud. We got a lot of comments
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here. Pete was amazing. I met and worked with
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him in 1995. A true gentleman that I will never
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forget. I'm going to miss him. Ryan, your tribute
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to him is absolutely beautiful. Pete would be
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proud. And you are a good friend. Next comment.
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He was just that guy that everybody thought was
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likable. We are better off for having him in
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our lives. They got about a thousand comments.
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So if you want to see it, it's on my social media.
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Now here's some comments. I did a rant about
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boomers. What's new? the usual ryan hoppy stuff
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i pretty much said i didn't say all boomers i
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just said the ones at the airport are kind of
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red and some boomer named carolyn wrote karma
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you're gripping now do you think you'll be pleasant
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when it's your turn inconsiderate boomers were
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inconsiderate youngsters so that lady's pretty
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much saying that in the 70s they were douchebags
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And I'm not saying I didn't have an era of my
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life where I was a douchebag. But if you're in
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defense of your generation, is that, oh yeah,
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we did it too. That ain't it, dog. Mm -hmm. Just
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being honest, that's not the way of you things.
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Also here. I did that rant about Dana White,
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played in the beginning of the show, what we
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call, quote unquote, best of Hoppy, if that's
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possible. And literally someone talked about
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Dana White being excited by the shooting. And
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some MAGA guy commented on my TikTok video and
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said, it's called being an adrenaline junkie.
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I said to the guy, go on a roller coaster then.
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Only it was typed out and I didn't stutter. Awesome.
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All right. The girl I visited up in Minnesota,
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she said to me that she wasn't sure if she liked
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me because of my radio show. And that was very
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humbling. Because I've usually dated girls that
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are cloud chasers that are like, ooh, you got
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a radio show. And I didn't hear sweet old Ellie.
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It was like, nah. You're a jackass when you're
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out there. You know I'm not. Um... And then somebody
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commented that Tiffany Henyard, I almost said
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Tanya, Tiffany Henyard needs to go and to not
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bring up her name. Daily Noted. Speaking of my
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stutter. kind of synchronicity i got it i went
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on a website called expressible two years ago
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and learned remember like when i was on 1025
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the bone or 95 .3 wdae especially 620 dae um
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i had a stutter where i couldn't read words that
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began with an st and the first day i was on air
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the houston astros made it to the world series
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So think about how that made me feel. Back then
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I used to say Houston Astros. And it's because
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I took a speech class and I realized that my
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tongue was stuck in between my teeth. So here's
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the first part. When I'm trying to say Houston,
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my tongue was stuck in my teeth. But when I put
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my tongue under my gums, I go Houston Astros.
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But the website. Known as Expressable. I highly
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recommend it if you have a stutter. But they
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messaged me. Delicious Coca -Cola. And they messaged
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me and they pretty much said, is your stutter
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back? Do you want to pay hundreds of dollars
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for classes again? No, I'm good. Thanks. All
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right. Here's a segment I'm excited about. I
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worked very hard on this. So, first of all, I
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was gone for eight days and I hired a woman off
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of rubber .com to babysit Luna. And this is what
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it sounded like when I came back in the house
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after eight days. Over and over. So I dedicate
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this bit to her. I made a song of her. Brian
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came home late, Luna gave him the stare Eight
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long days gone, now she parked on the chair Full
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bowl, half full, tore my son to the couch She
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flicked that tail once, like, boy, what is this
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about? She hopped on the counter, knocked the
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keys to the floor Then she hit him with a look
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he never got before That's a warning sign Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow You crossed the
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line Luna mad, Luna mad Eight days gone, now
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she actin' mad Luna mad, Luna mad Give her that
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treat, she still actin' bad He scratched behind
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her head, she moved like, not yet Then she climbed
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on his lap and she made him sweat One more meow,
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then she finally sighed Eight days of silence,
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now she back by his side, side, side Luna mad,
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Luna mad Eight days gone, now she actin' mad
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Give her that treat, she's still acting bad.
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This is crazy. On that AI side, I made a hip
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-hop beat using her meow. Isn't that crazy? Trippy?
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I made this in four seconds. Ah, man, my cat
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was so mad at me. It's gone for eight days. This
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is a trippy show, isn't it? You're not getting
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this on any other radio show. They're catching
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alleged cheaters. Can you hear? I'm talking about
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my cat. So I came home and she was immediately
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meowing on Sunday. Last night, it was like she
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was my daughter. She kept me up all night. And
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I was like, how can I decline your cuteness?
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How can I decline your cuddles? Even though it's
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like 4 .30 in the morning. It's crazy how close
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I am to her. She's literally my world. I thought
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about cloning her. But then I'm like, it's not
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going to be the same Luna. I mean, listen to
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this. I have an uncle that's allergic to cats
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and I'm sure he's getting a breakout just hearing
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this segment. Oh yeah. And if you're a girl and
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you're over at my apartment and my cat doesn't
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like you, it says a lot about you. She can read
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things like a book. Funny, I was texting my aunt
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this morning. I was like, Luna was really hyper
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last night. And my aunt was like, two peas in
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a pod. The lady on the rover site did a good
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job of feeding her. I was very grateful. But
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it was just one of those things that was like,
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man, you got this stranger feeding her. When
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I came home, she was in the corner. And then
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she was running around the house like, fuck yeah,
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where you been? And all of a sudden, she started
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cuddling. I posted some pictures of that right
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in Happy Radio. I probably got to take a break
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on taking pictures. I took so many in the last
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few days. What a cutie pie she is. I feel like
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this is something you're never going to forget.
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Ryan Hoppy's syndicated radio show where he plays
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a hip -hop EDM beat of his cat meowing angrily
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at him. You ain't getting this on the Joe Show
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or Kelton. I just got cheated on. Over at the
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other dial, it's Hoppy going. All right. With
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the news of Pete dying. And then just everything
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going on. I want to do a quick reset. Where we
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just hang out. And I think this song would fit
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the energy of what we just did. It's called Cuz
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the Beat's Hot, and it's by Boardbangers. There's
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a man on the bad side of town. He got a board.
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A new kind of board. Oh yeah? What's so special
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about it? It's got a special beat. When you pick
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it up, the whole world start dancing. Don't tell
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anyone where you got this information from. The
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whole world's on the lookout for this skateboard.
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Because the beat's hot. Because the beat's hot.
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You know this beat's hot. We got the streets
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locked. I keep it coming back for more like a
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Cree spot. It was a scenario. I got the video.
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The type of music you could bump it in the stereo.
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So put it in your system. And let that bass hum.
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And let it beat your eardrums till your face
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numb Right, we just too creased, boy Way out
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your league, boy From Vegas, Vegas, from the
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J to E and T, boy Outside the Long Beach, boy
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Get out your seats, boy And make way for the
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skaters from the streets, boy Kick, kick, kick,
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kick, kick flips, boy Pick chips, boy Overseas,
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here we come, big trips, boy What you know about
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this thing? Flying on a weekend Make it count,
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it's all around the world You're right, stop,
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no hook on the track Because the beat's hot Because
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the beat's hot I be the skater girl, in the skater
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world Got yellow purple stones, I'm a Laker girl
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You see that cherry whip, that Bloody Mary kick
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Zoom, zoom, boom, boom I mean that beat though,
28:24
like Danny Lee though You can catch my toes truckin'
28:27
like a repo This is our block, my wood Long Beach,
28:33
boys and girls, this is our hood Cause I'm the
28:36
queen, gotta make you lean Board bangin' on my
28:40
line like I'm illiterate Shortstoppin' at the
28:43
light, my rims stop, stop No hook on the track,
28:47
because the beat's hot Because the beat's hot.
29:01
We make your body rock. Now do the ollie bop.
29:04
I got you tasting different flavors like a lollipop.
29:07
Dance to this. Dance to this. They get it poppin'
29:11
in the club when they bangin' it. See, see, see,
29:13
see, see. I'm skateboard. Skateboard. Lake Shore.
29:17
Lake Shore. This is those break bones, but I
29:19
break bars. Break bars. Yeah, we steppin' in
29:21
the light. Light haters. Flop, flop. No hook
29:24
on the track. Why? Because the beat's hot. If
29:27
you're feelin' our song, download it for free.
29:40
All right. Let's get back on track. What up,
29:47
guys? I am. You're doing good. I'm doing great.
29:52
Let's see what's going on with TMZ. Today on
29:59
TMZ. Okay. Audio has leaked on Summer House.
30:04
I don't like this Summer House show. They seem
30:07
like a bunch of douchebags. Mm -hmm. And ain't
30:12
apologizing for anything she's done because she
30:16
ain't into girl code. You're a snicker. And then
30:20
Amanda immediately cuts her off and says, I can't
30:22
help who I'm attracted to. Now everyone's so
30:25
excited for the reunion. That woman's voice is
30:28
a nine. Everyone chills this morning. Keep going.
30:33
TMZ DC, in the Secretary of War's briefing, to
30:38
ask questions. I've heard you talk a lot about
30:40
bombing people and places, and when you give
30:43
these orders, what's going through your mind
30:45
and your body? It's a very TMZ question. It's
30:48
pretty cool. It's awesome. I told the guys, be
30:51
yourselves, which I should not have said, because
30:54
after the news conference, they go up to the
30:56
podium and they're clowning at the back. We've
31:02
got new photos of Patriots head coach Mike Grable
31:06
with reporter Diana Rossini. Again, looking very
31:09
much into each other. Diana Rossini has lost
31:11
her job. Now, she resigned, but she was probably
31:13
going to be fired. She will never again be able
31:16
to get a... Oh, yeah! She's a buster. One -on
31:19
-one with the coach. Well, she'll get a one -on
31:21
-one, just not on the... Oh, yeah! Brandi Glanville,
31:26
sticking up... She looks like a duck. For Lisa
31:29
Vanderpump, I cannot believe this because they
31:31
had a massive feud and they used to be really
31:33
good friends. I just realized that the Housewives
31:35
is like wrestling for chicks. I was watching
31:38
some of the Housewives when I was over in Minnesota.
31:41
Man, none of the real Housewives of Atlanta shows
31:43
are freaking crazy. They just always argue. Charles
31:46
Oakley was there. It was hilarious. He's just
31:49
such a douche. They're all annoying, but it's
31:52
entertaining. All right. Here's a clip about
31:55
a woman saying, don't. Chase a woman who isn't
31:58
investing in you. Chase a woman who isn't investing
32:01
in you. Here's the truth. If she wants you, you'll
32:04
know. Hell yeah. Because they put in effort.
32:09
Replies. She makes time. She shows effort. No
32:12
confusion. No mixed signals. Hell yeah. I love
32:15
her. There's no mixed signals and she's on tap.
32:19
Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here is the Michael
32:25
Jackson accuser who says he refuses to watch
32:28
the biopic. Oh yeah, you know where they left
32:31
out the part about him being an alleged pedophile
32:33
and you can at least include the court case because
32:35
he was found innocent. Chuck, how are you today?
32:39
Hey, I just wanted to ask you, with today's release
32:43
of the Michael Jackson biopic, how do you know
32:46
where that guy is? Is this random? I wouldn't
32:48
know this is a victim. What are your thoughts
32:50
on that? My thoughts are with other survivors.
32:56
And, you know, Michael's being praised right
32:58
now. And I think other survivors... Yeah, he
33:03
seems like a pretty damaged dude. Go through
33:06
the same thing where their abusers are celebrated.
33:09
Yeah, I think it's ridiculous. I think it's insane.
33:12
That everyone's like, oh, we want to have respect.
33:16
And then you kiss Michael Jackson's ass. He's
33:18
a creep. Mm -hmm. So I just like to give them
33:24
a message of support and love and that they're
33:26
not alone. I feel that. If you really don't think
33:30
he did anything, you're just a kiss ass. He's
33:32
okay at singing. I mean, he's great. But I was
33:35
in fifth grade when I found out that he probably
33:36
did it. And I was like, he would do that? So
33:40
apparently the movie makes no mention of his
33:44
abuse. Yeah. Man, you can tell this guy doesn't
33:50
know what I'm talking about. Do you think this
33:52
movie should have been made at all? I don't really
34:01
think it's a good idea to support people who
34:05
abuse children. I agree with that. These are
34:12
the same people that go after MAGA for going
34:14
to Pedophile Island. You can't have it both ways.
34:19
So, will you be seeing the movie? No. Wow, this
34:28
guy is just like irritating this guy. Why would
34:30
he see a movie that's going to trigger him? No,
34:33
I won't be watching that. Hey, I'm sorry that
34:35
happened, bud. And to anybody that was like,
34:38
oh my God. Shut up. He's a creep. I was in Chicago
34:42
and all the hip hop teachers were like, yo, we're
34:44
having a watch party for the Michael Jackson
34:46
movie. I'm like, what the hell's wrong with you?
34:48
Would you really want him around your kids? Mm
34:50
-hmm. Like, if you were given an opportunity
34:54
to bring your kid to Neverland Ranch, would you
34:56
do it? And then we got this dumb broad right
35:00
here. Caroline Leavitt blames Democrats for the
35:03
violence against Trump. Oh, good. Just separate
35:05
us a little more. The manifesto of the would
35:07
-be assassin is indistinguishable from the words
35:10
that we hear daily from so many. For example,
35:14
as the first lady of the United States. I don't
35:16
want to hear from her. This is so political.
35:19
I know when you're talking about Caroline Leavitt,
35:21
it's going to be political. But she's just so
35:23
like, I don't know what the word is. Just wishy
35:26
-washy. Here's a clip of an awkward date night
35:30
clash with Al Pacino and his baby mama. She's
35:36
like 55 years younger than him. She's a hot piece
35:46
of asshole. I can't deny that. It's a visual,
35:53
but they're just like trying to figure out where
35:54
the car is. And he's probably so old. It's got
35:57
to be weird when you're that old and you got
35:58
this hot ass wife and a kid you're not going
36:00
to really see grow up. And like you could die
36:02
right there. Like you're so old. Like when you're
36:05
65, you still got a little time. Here's an interesting
36:10
clip. Here was Clay Thompson being asked about
36:14
Megan Thee Stallion back in March. This summer
36:18
for you and more importantly, how is your relationship?
36:20
made you better as a man on and off the floor?
36:22
What a beta male question. How that's going to
36:26
move forward. A woman should never impact your
36:28
basketball playing skills. My relationship with
36:32
Megan Thee Stallion. I'm not going to talk about
36:39
that, but I will say that every summer doesn't
36:42
change for me because I know what it takes to
36:47
go the distance. And there's really no such thing
36:52
as an off season. Yeah. And then supposedly the
36:56
Megan fans want to put like witchcraft on them.
36:59
You're losers. What the hell's wrong with you?
37:03
They don't know you. Mm -hmm. India. The woman
37:09
that used to bang Lil Durk and matched only having
37:12
sex with 85 bodies. Nine words to tell me. Thank
37:16
you guys so much. Bye. I never, I don't know.
37:21
Y 'all know how I be. Like, I never, I do a lot
37:24
for others. And I love doing a lot for others.
37:27
Like, I love it. I feel like that's what God
37:29
made me for. Oh, yeah. When it's poured back
37:33
to me, like, it just. All over your back. It's
37:38
different. Like, it really does. And you guys
37:41
gave me a new. She is messed up, man. Mm -hmm.
37:48
But she's a fun time now. Donald Trump wants
37:54
Jimmy Kimmel to be fired. We'll get to Jimmy
37:56
Kimmel is a douchebag in a second. The new song.
37:59
What do we got here? Eight, five, six, 49. Happy
38:01
to say five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven,
38:04
seven, three. Oh, two Florida teens rode a lawnmower
38:07
through target. Two Florida teens driving a lawnmower
38:10
through target. Ocala police department arrest.
38:13
Of course it's Ocala. Yannick Skaradik and Luke
38:18
Charsky on Saturday. Police say - Man, that is
38:20
the most Ocala thing ever. Skaradik was the one
38:23
who drove the lawnmower through the Target. And
38:25
they claim that he was blowing a leaf blower
38:27
the night before at a nearby Culver's restaurant.
38:30
Police say that this was not a harmless joke
38:32
and it put people in danger. Skaradik faces charges
38:35
like criminal mischief and - He looks like a
38:38
mischievous guy. Disorderly conduct. They also
38:41
say that Charsky was charged as a principal with
38:44
disorder - They're in high school during COVID,
38:52
so you know they're weird. Here's Cameron Mace
38:56
on the It Is What It Is podcast. Talking about
39:01
Megan Thee Stallion's dating history. Stop making
39:07
your relationships public. Stop doing it, bro.
39:11
Megan Thee Stallion started with it. And before
39:14
I said something about Megan Thee Stallion, people
39:15
got mad, but it's public. It started with Moneybagg
39:19
Yo, right? Oh, yeah. Then Tory Lanez. I'm looking
39:23
at a list here. And then rapper Party Fontaine.
39:26
You know Party Fontaine? Yes. See, I don't know
39:31
Party Fontaine. He's a songwriter. He's a songwriter.
39:33
Then you got, I don't know, Romeo Lemieux. I'm
39:37
saying his name wrong. He was a soccer player.
39:39
And Torrey Craig from the Chicago Bulls. Clay
39:43
Thompson. Look. And he was supposed to marry
39:45
her? No. He wasn't supposed to marry her. That's
39:51
the list. No. Why he back his neck like that?
39:54
But that's... No, Mace did. But now the question,
39:58
I know you're not done with your takes. I don't
39:59
want to cut you off. When you read the list and
40:02
he's saying no, like if everybody's list was
40:04
plastered, what do you mean? My list is long.
40:07
That list goes like this. That list goes like
40:10
this. No, you're correct. You were talking. You're
40:14
right. The whole thing about it is this, right?
40:26
Cameron had a song talking about sucking it or
40:29
not, and he's actually really smart. Mm -hmm.
40:46
That is 100 % true. Exactly. I love this show.
41:21
It is what it is. There you go. Good old Cameron
41:35
took the words out of my mouth. DJ Vlad is reporting
41:40
that Nicki Minaj and that thug she married, Kenneth
41:43
Petty, are close to breaking up. Good. He's a
41:46
loser. Adam 22, the scumbag from No Jumper, proves
41:54
that some rapper named Money Man's new album
41:56
only sold 1 ,000 copies. For being one of the
42:00
biggest cap artists in the music industry, basically
42:03
everything he puts out is massively botted. You're
42:08
going to let him bang your wife, though. Inflated.
42:10
He's nowhere near as popular as he acts like
42:12
he is. Kind of like you, bud. So I decided to
42:14
check out and see how his latest project is doing.
42:17
It's right here. It's been out for about... Alright,
42:20
I don't want to hear about him trashing the guy.
42:22
Hey, scumbag! You flew to Canada to probably
42:25
bang a 16 -year -old at him. You're no saint.
42:28
And you blocked me on social media because you
42:30
know I'm right. DJ Vlad responds to Aries Spears
42:36
and says he lied about paying five figures for
42:39
every interview. He was only paid $4 ,000. DJ
42:45
Vlad is such a culture. Let's see how much I
42:51
can play this. This is DJ Academics crashing
42:54
out on Blueface for using his baby as content.
43:04
All right. I can't play any of this. I keep saying
43:06
the N -word. Not like that word. All right. It's
43:09
time for Duggar News. Yeah. Yeah. Something ain't
43:15
right, man. Count it up. Keep counting. Got it.
43:20
Count. Keep counting. Walk in the crib like you
43:23
know who all these. Name tags on baby's rope.
43:26
Mama in a denim skirt Daddy with the side part
43:29
Everybody smiles but I get a weird vibe Start
43:32
chalkboard chores Runnin' down the hallway Tuesday
43:35
is for twins Thursday just for laundry Buddy
43:37
up, buddy up, up That's the slogan I'm like,
43:40
how many birthdays you still holdin'? Too many
43:43
Roll call sound like a rollin' credit sequence
43:45
Every single kid got the same freakin' sequence
43:48
Same shirt, same head, same Bible on the dresser
43:51
All star cast of repressed child pressure There's
43:53
somethin' wrong with the Duggar family Too many
43:56
names in the family tree, for real Every single
43:59
one acting kinda uncanny Tell me, how you got
44:01
that many kids on a salary, huh? There's something
44:04
off in the Duggar house Smiles what it can, but
44:07
the truth leak out Too many rumors, too many
44:10
little mouths There's something wrong with the
44:13
Duggar family, no doubt Living room look like
44:15
a youth group lock -in Every single couch got
44:18
a cousin knocked out On their laundry pile high,
44:20
that's a high mountain mount The pops got time
44:23
to preach, rob modest blouses Courtship contracts,
44:26
side hug romance Everybody tryna rebrand, control
44:29
his chance Daughters in a row like a pageant
44:32
in a hallway But nobody dating lest daddy get
44:34
the all say TV crew lurkin' in the pantry Catch
44:38
another confessional camera happy All about values,
44:41
that's the brand, that's the pitch But secrets
44:43
in the basement always end up in a stitch Guys
44:46
playin', sound real cute on the bumper Do you
44:49
see a kid raise a kid like a mother? Like, who
44:51
raising who in this human assembly? It's a pyramid
44:54
scheme made of babies, feel me? There's something
44:57
wrong with the Duggar family Too many names in
45:00
the family tree Every single one acting kinda
45:03
uncanny Tell me, how you got that many kids on
45:06
a salary? There's something off in the Duggar
45:08
house Smile for the cam, but the truth leaked
45:11
out Too many rules Duggar family, yeah Count
45:18
em up, 1, 2, 3, keep goin' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
45:22
10, D When you hit 15, man, that's wild By 19,
45:27
you forgot, you a child Too many chores, too
45:30
many vows Too many hands, I'll wipe the doubts
45:33
If it look like a code when the doors all closed
45:36
Then it walk like a code, everybody just froze
45:39
There's somethin' wrong with the Duggar family
45:40
Too many names in the family tree How you got
45:47
that many kids? My salary? Explain that. There's
45:49
something off in the Duggar house. It's loud
45:52
for the cam, but the truth leak out. Too many
45:55
rules, too many little mouths. There's something
45:57
wrong with the Duggar family. Oh, yeah. 856 -49
46:07
-OB. 856 -49 -46773. You can tweet at me, Aaron.
46:28
We were just as caught off guard with that news
46:32
as anyone else. Ginger Duggar and Jeremy Volo
46:35
are digging into the past to find answers about
46:38
Joseph Duggar's arrest. Trust me, I don't think
46:40
they were that surprised. We all knew he was
46:43
a creep. A month after Ginger's younger brother
46:47
was arrested on charges of child molestation,
46:49
to which he pleaded not guilty, she and her husband
46:52
are reflecting on the, quote, dangerous theology
46:54
that was part of the Duggar family's upbringing.
46:57
It's really creepy with them. While detailing
47:00
the legal troubles her family members have faced.
47:03
Jeremy told his wife on a recent episode of their
47:05
podcast. There's a question that keeps coming
47:08
up, and I think rightly so. People are asking,
47:13
why does this keep happening? We don't have every
47:17
answer for that. We were just as caught off guard
47:20
with that news as anyone else. No, you weren't.
47:24
I mean, you were sad, but I don't think you were
47:27
like, oh my God, what a surprise. Makes you wonder
47:31
how weird Jim was. While they express shock at
47:34
Joseph's arrest, Ginger and Jeremy, who share
47:37
three children, Keep them away from Uncle Joe.
47:40
alluded to its similarity to the 2021 arrest
47:42
of Ginger's older brother, Josh Duggar. How weird.
47:45
They look alike. They're just creepy. Josh, who
47:49
was revealed to have sexually abused several
47:53
of his younger sisters as a teenager in 2015,
47:56
is currently serving 12 years in federal prison.
48:00
Oh, yeah, you know, he's trying. I mean, they
48:03
always say, oh, Bubba gets it in prison. They
48:05
don't get it, but still. for being convicted
48:08
of receiving child sex abuse material. Whatever,
48:11
I'm sick of talking about them. What's next?
48:13
Because we have this headline right here. And
48:16
this is even weirder than the previous one. Kendra
48:22
Duggar is making her case. The wife of 19 Kids
48:25
and Counting alum Joseph Duggar pleaded not guilty
48:28
to four - Yeah, she enabled it. I have no sympathy
48:31
for her. Four counts of child endangerment and
48:33
false imprisonment in court documents filed on
48:36
her behalf by attorney Travis Story and obtained
48:38
by TMZ April 27th. Kendra, who shares four kids
48:43
with Joseph, was also granted her request to
48:45
dissolve a no -contact order that had been -
48:48
Yeah, you know, she missed him because she's
48:50
whipped. put in place since march 20th the same
48:53
day she was arrested in arkansas it's an ugly
48:56
mugshot sometimes women look pretty in their
48:58
mugshots she does not court documents in a filing
49:03
kendra's legal team argued that the alleged victims
49:06
wanted contact with her restored and that continued
49:09
restriction would prevent third -party evaluations
49:11
tied to the case, according to TMZ. Court documents
49:15
said that the Arkansas Department of Human Services
49:17
will now be able to help facilitate reunification.
49:21
Whatever. I stopped caring. They're the absolute
49:24
frickin' worst. No! Happy Hot Topic! Stay down,
49:32
stay down. No! ah it's so scripted chaos unfolding
49:43
over the weekend at the annual white house correspondence
49:45
dinner an alleged gunman his whole life is chaotic
49:49
seemingly blowing past a security checkpoint
49:52
armed with multiple weapons inside what terrible
49:55
security if this is real the president first
49:58
lady members of congress admin officials and
50:00
hundreds of journalists their night cut short
50:03
by gunshots And that phony Oz the Mentalist was
50:08
there. I wasn't worried. Loser! I understand
50:13
life. We live in a crazy world. Yeah, because
50:18
I've caused it. The president sitting down with
50:22
60 minutes less than 24 hours later, explaining
50:24
why he didn't rush out of the ballroom amid the
50:27
attack, but instead held back and watched. Oh
50:30
yeah, real exciting and shouting. This is why
50:33
it's weird. What are you watching? I wanted to
50:36
see what was happening. And I wasn't making it
50:39
that easy for him. I wanted to see what was going
50:42
on. And I was surrounded by great people. And
50:47
I probably made them act a little bit more slow.
50:52
Yeah, you know. Because you're slow. Happy Hot
50:58
Topic! A recent Delta Airlines flight gained
51:03
an unexpected passenger. I was just on Delta.
51:08
Woman suddenly went into labor mid -flight. The
51:11
baby has been delivered on the aircraft. So they're
51:15
going to be coming in with the baby delivered.
51:17
The plane from Atlanta was preparing to land
51:19
in Portland, Oregon, when crew members... Of
51:21
course it'd be a flight to Portland, because
51:23
Portland's weird! ...along with a doctor and
51:27
two nurses on board, stepped in to help deliver
51:29
a baby girl at cruising altitude. The plane was
51:33
met by emergency crews on the ground, where both
51:35
the mother and newborn were reported to be in
51:37
stable condition. All right, I'm glad it all
51:39
worked out. Mm -hmm. That is a quite the story.
51:44
Here we go. Happy hunting! Topic! Taylor Swift
51:48
appears to be taking new steps to protect herself
51:51
amid the rise of AI. Oh, yeah. I wanted to make
51:55
a song last week about Taylor Frankie Paul, that
51:58
dumb broad. And Suno wouldn't let me make it
52:01
because it had the word Taylor in it. So she's
52:03
on top of the AI. On April 24th, the superstar
52:07
singer's company files three trademark applications
52:10
in the filings viewed by E! News 2 of the request.
52:14
E! News loves to say, we viewed it. Good job.
52:18
You did the. Are sound trademarks, which would
52:23
cover Taylor saying, hey, it's Taylor Swift.
52:26
And hey, it's Taylor. The third seeks to trademark
52:29
a shot of Taylor. So they're trademarking her.
52:33
Supposedly, Lisa Kudrow said things were not
52:35
that friendly behind a set of friends. Yeah,
52:38
when you got a joy egg, dude, just not remembering
52:40
being on a sitcom. I can imagine. It's a little
52:46
weird. FCC, the Disney -owned TV station. Let's
52:50
see those licenses, ABC. Renewal's up early after
52:54
Trump -Melania junk. Mm -hmm. And we'll get to
52:58
that in a sec. Diana Rossini supposedly had a
53:02
playlist for Mike Vrabel. Let's see what songs
53:06
are on it. Pump It Louder, My Love, Break My
53:10
Soul, House Party, Welcome to the Jungle. Oh,
53:13
yeah! Oh, no. Oh, you were just getting rid of
53:18
the D, wasn't he? Trump also said, Jimmy Kimmel,
53:23
screw you. And I say, screw you back to good
53:27
old Trump. Even though I don't like Kimmel. We'll
53:30
get to that in a second. I'm dipping my toes
53:32
into talking because he's just so freaking annoying.
53:35
Because I grew up watching good Kimmel when he
53:38
was actually funny. Now he's a bitch. Do I sometimes
53:41
agree with what he says? Sure. It's not wrong.
53:44
But he's annoying. Thinks he's better than you.
53:48
You know, he's another mortal human being. Ah,
53:52
this is interesting. Pussycat Dolls' Robin Anton.
53:56
She was interviewed about the upcoming tour.
54:00
Mm -hmm. The Pussycat Dolls. Don't you wish your
54:03
girlfriend was, huh? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Don't
54:06
you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
54:09
I was listening to that in sixth grade. And I
54:12
probably shouldn't have been. And my mom was
54:14
driving me to school probably uncomfortable.
54:16
All right. Here is I'm talking about the reunion.
54:21
Do you see this tour selling out completely?
54:23
People need to get their tickets now. I got it.
54:26
Yeah, people get your tickets now. Because it's,
54:30
you know. I think it's going to sell out in some
54:31
cities, maybe some others, not so much. It's
54:33
coming soon. All right. Dang, it's coming soon.
54:36
You know, a lot of guys will be coming after
54:38
that show. Mm -hmm. All the 40 -year -old women
54:42
will be living their fun life. Offset said he
54:46
did not begin that fight at the L .A. weed shop,
54:48
but Offset just has that vibe that, like, violence
54:50
follows him. I don't know what it is about him.
54:54
He just bothers me. Probably because he's stupid.
54:57
I don't know what we have here on Hoppy Hour
55:00
with Ryan Hoppy. Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! Yeah, well,
55:04
Living Fresh Market in Forest Park says that
55:06
about a third of their customers are SNAP recipients.
55:09
So the store is worried about what these news...
55:12
This is Chicago talking about SNAP benefits being
55:15
lost Friday. Snap changes could mean not only
55:17
for their business, but also for the community.
55:23
Under the Trump administration, snap eligibility
55:26
requirements were changed as part of last year's
55:29
one big, beautiful bill. These new requirements
55:31
mean some snappers. It really wasn't beautiful.
55:34
You know, you're a scumbag. recipients could
55:38
be at risk of losing their benefits by this Friday,
55:42
May 1st. All right, that sucks. Don't know what
55:45
to say. It's terrible. Chris Brown is a dad once
55:52
again. The Grammy winner welcomes... I wonder
55:54
if he's a good dad or if he's a deadbeat. I just
55:58
know in between. ...his fourth child with model
56:00
Jada Wallace. Jada commemorating the happy event
56:03
on her Instagram, April 26th, with this sweet
56:05
photo of the newborn with the caption, purist
56:08
love. And while Chris hasn't confirmed the news
56:11
himself, he did comment on the post, riding tourist
56:13
gang, a reference to the baby's sun sign. The
56:16
two sharing that same horoscope with Chris's
56:18
birthday also during tourist season on May 5th.
56:21
The 36 -year -old's mother, Joyce, also commenting,
56:24
writing, congratulations, he's just perfect.
56:27
Sending love always. Chris has three other children
56:29
from three... Ah, I see his kids. At least he
56:33
didn't have one with Rihanna. That'd be messed
56:34
up. Here is William Shatner on Being 95. Happy
56:38
Hot Topic! Every time I hear the number 95, I
56:43
go, who? Who? Who's 95? Here. William Shatner
56:49
is ready to boldly go into his next year of life.
56:52
Despite turning 95 on March 22nd, the Star Trek
56:55
alum has found that he feels both, quote, energized
56:58
and focused. It's very interesting when you're
57:00
around people that old. Every time I go to Illinois,
57:03
I see my great -uncle Ken, and then I see my
57:06
Aunt Jean. They're beautiful people, and they're
57:08
just a different era. And that's a good thing,
57:11
trust me. I don't know what 95 feels like, except
57:16
every time I hear the number 95, I go, who, who,
57:19
who's 95 here? I don't know what it is. I lead
57:23
a healthy life. I don't, essentially don't drink,
57:26
I don't smoke. Celebrating his 95th birthday
57:28
also means Shatner has had time to reflect on
57:31
his long and storied career, especially how his
57:34
feelings about Star Trek have changed over the
57:36
years. Yeah, I wonder how he's feeling right
57:38
now. While he might have joked in the past that
57:40
he was the one responsible for Star Trek's enduring
57:42
legacy, he has a different opinion almost 60
57:45
years later. He got humbled. We have a great
57:48
cast of great writers. We have the best plots.
57:52
We have the best sets. We are telling humans.
57:56
It is funny how age humbles people. I often wonder
57:59
if some of the like, this is me making it about
58:00
radio because that's what I do. It makes me wonder
58:02
if some of these middle -aged Gen X shock jocks
58:05
that have been around for 30 years, like when
58:07
they, like when it's like the. 2030s and they
58:08
reach 60. If there's going to be any chance of
58:12
a humble bone in their body. Human stories and
58:17
the future exists. Star Trek takes place 400
58:22
years from now. I didn't know that. Humankind
58:26
is still there. Alright. We've got futuristic
58:29
things and we fly to the planets and the stars.
58:35
All right, he is just trying to stay alive by
58:37
continuing to talk. Megan Thee Stallion is officially
58:42
hanging up her top hat in Moulin Rouge! The Musical.
58:45
You know, everyone there is like, thank God,
58:47
she's freaking annoying. Two weeks earlier than
58:49
expected. The Grammy winner taking to Instagram
58:52
April 27th, revealing her last day as the Moulin
58:55
Rouge's MC Harold Zidler on Broadway will be
58:57
May 1st. All right, bye. Her whole life is crumbling.
59:05
A man is using AI to help himself see better.
59:08
Man, that beginning of the clip is like what
59:10
my anxiety sounds like in my brain. A man is
59:15
using AI to help himself see better. And it's
59:18
a creation he wants to share with all who struggle
59:21
with sight. UK -based David Sika -Rulidze says
59:26
these smart glasses take pictures of what's in
59:30
front of a person and measure the distance between
59:33
them. Those glasses are equipped with lots of
59:36
sensors which can help visually impaired and
59:39
blind again navigate and live life independently.
59:43
I'm visually impaired myself, so I have high
59:45
myopia. I have minus 30 prescription NHI, and
59:49
I know how it is. According to CBS News, this
59:52
technology is assistive and not meant to completely
59:55
replace a cane or a seeing eye dog. All right,
59:59
there you go. Isn't your life better off knowing
1:00:03
about that? Mm -hmm. Isn't your life, you're
1:00:08
just like, oh, my God, thank God I know that.
1:00:12
856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
1:00:18
tweet at me, at Ryan Hoppy Radio. What's going
1:00:20
on here? Taylor Swift is shooting down rumors.
1:00:28
While there was speculation that she and longtime
1:00:30
collaborator Jack Antonoff had experienced a
1:00:32
falling out when he wasn't involved. That's a
1:00:34
weird looking last name. In her latest album,
1:00:37
The Life of a Showgirl, Taylor succinctly put
1:00:40
those rumors to bed. Telling the New York Times
1:00:42
in an April 28th interview of her songwriting
1:00:45
process, quote, Jack Antonoff is a collaborator
1:00:47
of mine and one of my best friends. That's good.
1:00:50
You want to be on our good side. Baby Eilish
1:00:55
reacts to rumors that she and her brother Phineas
1:00:57
are feuding. I bet they are. He seems kind of
1:01:00
pretentious. I remember they went on Howard Stern
1:01:03
together and he had kind of weird vibes. Although
1:01:06
the duo have not been in the same place as often
1:01:08
in the last year, while Billie embarked on -
1:01:10
Yeah, once she got grown up and grew that pair
1:01:14
of boobs she has, she just is a different woman.
1:01:16
Her Hit Me Hard and Soft tour, this singer confirms
1:01:19
there is no bad blood between them. That's good.
1:01:22
That's good! Happy - No! Happy Hot Tapping! Fuck!
1:01:32
This stupid video has music everywhere! Let me
1:01:35
see if I can skip over this. It's Cyndi Lauper
1:01:36
freaking out at a heckler. I can't play this.
1:01:40
So sick of the music being on the video. I can't
1:01:43
play it. I'm sorry. And then there's this. Channing
1:01:52
Tatum is using poetry to express himself, sharing
1:01:54
with his followers a poem about the human experience
1:01:57
and learning to let go. Yeah, is it because...
1:02:02
His ex is now engaged. Dude, if you're giving
1:02:06
her that much power, it's bad. It's very passive
1:02:11
-aggressive. It means you're not over her. Mm
1:02:13
-hmm. Amid rumors that his ex -fiance, Zoe Kravitz,
1:02:17
is engaged to Graham. You need to go get some
1:02:18
counseling, dude. Emmy winner Harry Styles chanting,
1:02:22
reposting this poem by poet John Rodell, writing,
1:02:25
How annoying is that? You're sharing a poem as
1:02:28
a man. What the hell are you doing? In his April
1:02:30
27th Instagram story. The poem beginning, my
1:02:33
brain and heart divorced a decade ago over who
1:02:36
was to blame about how big of a mess I have become.
1:02:39
Eventually, They can't be in the same room with
1:02:41
each other. Now my head and heart share custody
1:02:43
of me. They blame each other for the state of
1:02:45
my life. The poem continues. There's been a lot
1:02:48
of yelling and crying. So lately I've been spending
1:02:51
a lot of time with my gut. What are you doing?
1:02:55
You're a weird guy. You seem stupid. I'm sorry.
1:02:59
I know that's rude. I know people don't like
1:03:01
when I do that. You know what? I don't. I care.
1:03:06
Oh, fuck. We got to talk about Kimmel now. No,
1:03:09
no, no. First, we're not going to get right into
1:03:11
it. I just am not ready for the Kimmel. I'm sorry.
1:03:14
I'm gradually teasing you. I'm edging you. Some
1:03:19
dude named Brandon Sorby is getting gambling
1:03:21
addiction treatment. Yeah, gambling addiction
1:03:23
is no joke. Here's Donald Rowling defending Michael
1:03:27
Jackson, which is ridiculous. Would you want
1:03:29
him around your kids? Like I know you want to
1:03:32
be famous and you go and kill Tony and you embarrass
1:03:36
yourself and you're a traveling comedian. But
1:03:40
if you're in Michael Jackson's corner, I don't
1:03:43
want to hang out with you. He may not have done
1:03:45
everything he was accused of, but he ain't innocent,
1:03:47
bruh. Speaking of you guys taking out that skit,
1:03:50
we don't know if it's real or not, but we do
1:03:52
know that there was an extra $25 million spent
1:03:55
on a microbiotic taking out stuff about the case.
1:03:59
Yeah, you know, the biggest thing that happened
1:04:01
after his music career failed? Because past the
1:04:04
90s, his music sucked. Unfortunately, I hate
1:04:07
to say it, in the 2000s, nobody was talking about
1:04:09
the music he made in the last 30 years. It was
1:04:11
all about the 80s and 70s. Why? Then it's not
1:04:19
a movie about his life. It's fan fiction. He
1:04:23
was also found innocent. That's what I don't
1:04:25
get. If he was found guilty, I would get ignoring,
1:04:28
but he was found innocent. I don't think he's
1:04:32
innocent. Okay, so then include that in the movie
1:04:39
because it's a part of his life because that's
1:04:41
how a lot of people found out about him. Okay?
1:04:46
You're just siding with your homie. Why? Because
1:04:55
you want to make sure that you're in good with
1:04:57
the Jackson family because you're just another
1:04:59
comedian. tours so you want to be cool so you're
1:05:01
like every comedian where you're an opportunist
1:05:03
and you kiss ass because shut up go back and
1:05:07
kill tony and embarrass yourself again then include
1:05:12
that in the movie that's him winning his son
1:05:14
was quoted and said in an interview that his
1:05:16
dad was misunderstood so he's not misunderstood
1:05:19
i don't know I just think because Michael Jackson's
1:05:23
so good at singing, we defend it. I don't think
1:05:25
he's innocent. That dude that I played earlier
1:05:27
getting interviewed did not seem happy about
1:05:29
it. Speculation, they were in court. You can't
1:05:36
just skip over it. If it was just like a lawsuit
1:05:39
that got dropped, that's one thing. But dude,
1:05:44
there's a whole movie on it. What are you talking
1:05:47
about? I'm not a whole movie, that's a whole
1:05:49
court case. We know at the end of the day, Michael
1:05:51
Jackson was the greatest performer. That's no
1:05:54
doubt. There's no denying that. OJ Simpson was
1:05:59
also a good running back and decent on TV. Donald
1:06:03
Trump's good at marketing himself. Just because
1:06:06
you're good at something doesn't mean you're
1:06:08
innocent. Shut up, bro. No wonder you're an average
1:06:14
comedian. You're stupid. And I know that sounds
1:06:19
rude. I totally get it. But it's kind of true,
1:06:23
dude. If you really listen, I love rock with
1:06:27
you like the next person. Thriller's a little
1:06:29
overrated and overplayed, but I like the music
1:06:31
like the next person. But he totally did it.
1:06:34
You're out of your freaking mind if you think
1:06:37
he's innocent. You're a kiss ass. You want to
1:06:39
be a part of the rich and elite. You want to
1:06:41
be a part of the cool kids. We're topping our
1:06:48
time. Kardashian moves, we dissect the time.
1:06:51
No filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mic's
1:06:54
hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's
1:06:57
thrown, they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire
1:07:00
off nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script,
1:07:03
ain't no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
1:07:06
they forsaken what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the
1:07:08
mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing fake
1:07:10
lives, media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crammed,
1:07:13
it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, whoa.
1:07:16
We'll be right back. Studded lies, selling dreams
1:07:41
to the broke. Gold -plated nothing, society inside
1:07:44
joke. Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roasting them
1:07:46
raw. I like it raw. Surgical precision, every
1:07:51
word's a splice. Hypocrisy exposed under studio
1:07:54
lights. Instagram filters, they mask the truth.
1:07:58
Hoppy's here to school them, welcome to the booth.
1:08:00
Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no chain. Speaking
1:08:03
what he feels, never playing a game. No Kardashian
1:08:07
conspiracy. his name. On this mic he reigns.
1:08:10
Untamed. Kardashian moves. Where the truth gets
1:08:13
aired. Hoppy break it down. The hype, y 'all
1:08:15
beware. Fake smiles, fake lies. Fake lies, fake
1:08:18
drama, they choose. No talent required. It's
1:08:20
Kardashian news. Kardashian news. It's Hoppy,
1:08:24
now what's up? Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.
1:08:28
It's Hoppy, now what's up? Hoppy speaks what's
1:08:32
on his mind. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. 8
1:08:46
-5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at
1:08:50
me at RyanHobbyRadio. Oh, by the way, Mike Vrabel
1:08:54
is back from his counseling. I love how they
1:08:57
did it on the last day of the draft. Show your
1:08:59
ass! What's going on right here? Gotta be careful
1:09:08
with my throat. I don't want to hurt it. Kylie
1:09:14
Jenner is getting candid about her involvement
1:09:16
in her clothing line, Kyve. Yeah, I don't think
1:09:19
she's very involved. During an interview with
1:09:22
Vogue published April 27th, the Kardashian star
1:09:25
shuts down any notions that she's just the face
1:09:28
of her fashion brand, which is gearing up for
1:09:30
a relaunch three years after its founding. As
1:09:33
she tells the outlet, I'm super involved. I'm
1:09:36
there every Wednesday and then I never stop blowing
1:09:39
their phones up. Oh yeah, we know you're gonna
1:09:41
blow them. Even on the weekends. I'll start with
1:09:44
an inspiration board. Then it moves from inspiration
1:09:47
to sketches. Then I like to see a million samples.
1:09:50
Whatever, dude. You do your boom. All right.
1:09:54
I'm still waiting on doing the Kimmel News because
1:09:56
it's going to make me mad. So let's do Hoppy's
1:10:00
Hoops. Go. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down
1:10:08
the scenes NBA drama, living out the dreams Fancy
1:10:12
wives wild with the stories about the queens
1:10:14
Dropping dollars, bombs all in on the schemes
1:10:17
Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all Screw scandals
1:10:20
to the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll
1:10:24
have a ball Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe
1:10:30
So Angel Reese posted her ex Jalen Duren getting
1:10:33
posterized. Is that how much of a loser Angel
1:10:36
Reese is? You should be focusing that you got
1:10:39
to play in Atlanta. And now you're trying to
1:10:42
rub it in your ex's face? No wonder you didn't
1:10:45
make it in Chicago. You're not a winner. You
1:10:47
are nothing more than a socialite, Angel Reese,
1:10:51
who throws her own balls against the wall. I
1:10:57
said that funny. She throws her own shots. What
1:11:00
I'm trying to say, I'm getting tired. You know
1:11:01
what I need to do? I need to take my Lamictal
1:11:04
for my speech impediment. I'm starting to get
1:11:06
a little tired. Here's what she does. Let me
1:11:08
take the pill. I'm good. She forces up shots
1:11:12
because then she wants everybody to see that
1:11:15
she got a double double. She's not a winner.
1:11:17
She doesn't care about the team. Angel Reese
1:11:20
doesn't care about anybody else but herself.
1:11:22
She's a narcissist. And also Terry Rozier will
1:11:25
face new federal charges of sports bribery. What
1:11:30
an idiot. And by the way, I was on vacation for
1:11:33
like nine days and I tried my hardest to watch
1:11:35
the NBA playoffs. Oh, my God, dude. I am so behind.
1:11:40
So let's look at this. Right now, the Celtics
1:11:45
lead the 76ers 3 -1. They could go to the finals.
1:11:49
This series is interesting. The Atlanta Hawks
1:11:53
are tied. With the New York Knicks 2 -2, Orlando
1:11:58
leads Detroit 3 -1. I'm rooting for them. This
1:12:03
series is good, too. The Cavaliers and Raptors
1:12:06
are tied 2 -2. The Spurs are up 3 -1 on the Trailblazers.
1:12:11
Minnesota leads Denver 3 -2, but Anthony Edwards
1:12:15
got out. The Lakers lead the Rockets 3 -1, and
1:12:19
unless Kevin Durant can pull off a miracle, no
1:12:22
team's ever come back from 3 -1. O down, and
1:12:25
then the Thunder, who are probably going to win
1:12:27
it all, swept the Suns. And then there's this
1:12:33
right here. This is an interesting clip. This
1:12:35
is Craig Carden, one of my favorite radio shows,
1:12:37
talking about James Harden. He got it wrong.
1:12:41
He was talking about how James Harden in some
1:12:44
games has had more turnovers than field goals,
1:12:46
and he said points, but the sentiment is still
1:12:49
correct. I do this fucking thing every day where
1:12:54
I have it. I do the thing where I have it muted.
1:12:57
So let me unmute this. I'm sorry. Getting a little
1:13:02
cranky. Harden has now had 44, let that number
1:13:07
sink in, 44 playoff games in which he had more
1:13:11
turnovers than points scored. He meant field
1:13:15
goals, but it's still the right sentiment. Let
1:13:17
that sink in. One of the great generational scorers
1:13:21
in the history of basketball. It ain't like one
1:13:24
or two. Okay, you had a bad night. You are talking
1:13:28
like five seasons worth. So there you go. You
1:13:33
got that a little wrong, but God bless Craig
1:13:36
Carden. I like his show. I know he kind of ripped
1:13:38
people off, but I really want to interview him.
1:13:40
856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. I'm just
1:13:45
delaying the Jimmy Kimmel news because I'm going
1:13:47
to go out and rant. So I want to have a little
1:13:50
bit of a good time. So let's do Tampa Bay news.
1:13:54
Yeah. We'll be right back. National waves and
1:14:38
the city's a -spin Fuckin' headlines, man, you
1:14:40
can't resist Every scoop hittin' harder than
1:14:43
a clenched fist Tabloid news, we makin' it spin
1:14:46
On happy hour when the real begins Turn it up
1:14:49
loud, let's get in the mix From St. Pete to the
1:14:52
world, we bringin' the fix We got sunshine, drama
1:15:04
in the trap We'll be right back. Mm -hmm. Will
1:15:43
this load, please? Well, tonight's showrunner
1:15:47
behind A Land Remembered is answering questions
1:15:49
from 10 Tampa Bay News. Allegations production
1:15:52
members killed animals for props. The show, based
1:15:55
on a novel, follows a family's journey to settle
1:15:57
in Florida in the late 1800s. Production is currently
1:16:00
underway all across the Tampa Bay region here.
1:16:03
And that's where we find 10 Tampa Bay News reporter
1:16:05
Andy Payton, who was invited exclusively to the
1:16:08
set. Yeah, that's right. You may remember earlier
1:16:11
this week, we told you that PETA was investigating
1:16:13
some allegations. I mean, it's bad to have animal
1:16:16
cruelty, but PETA's just annoying. Made against
1:16:20
the team here at a land remembered that members
1:16:23
of their production team were killing snakes
1:16:25
on set and using it. Yeah, that's not it, dog.
1:16:29
I'll side with Peter on that. Dead raccoons as
1:16:32
props. We also told you earlier this week how
1:16:35
we reached out to the production team at the
1:16:36
time who didn't directly deny these allegations,
1:16:39
but said in a statement that all animals on set
1:16:42
are supervised by the American Humane Society.
1:16:45
Yeah, they're supervised and then killed. Hmm.
1:16:49
Well, tonight, the showrunner inviting us behind
1:16:51
the scenes exclusively. Yeah, I love how he probably
1:16:55
cleaned everything up. It was like when they
1:16:56
didn't let the liberals go to what was the alligator
1:16:59
alley or whatever the fucking thing was with
1:17:01
ice. Forget the name of it. The thing. And you
1:17:03
know what I mean? Where they're having all the
1:17:05
ice people in and then all the people that got
1:17:08
taken in by ice and then they waited a day to
1:17:10
let the liberals go in. It's the same thing.
1:17:11
They're cleaning up everything. To further clarify
1:17:13
those comments. Take a listen to this. Is there
1:17:16
any merit at all to these allegations? No, so
1:17:19
we're totally compliant in the eyes. He just
1:17:21
looks like a loser. Of the American Humane Society
1:17:25
and everyone else. So let me just be clear. No
1:17:28
one on my team killed any snakes. Of course you're
1:17:31
going to say that. What are you going to go on
1:17:32
the news and say, oh yeah, we love chopping them
1:17:34
up. I believe snakes have an important place
1:17:36
in the ecosystem that ultimately ties to the
1:17:38
theme of the show. This unfortunate raccoon was
1:17:41
roadkill. So this raccoon was killed, found on
1:17:44
the side of the road, documented. Whatever. I
1:17:47
don't need to hear about that. It's creeping
1:17:48
me out. The Florida Attorney General's office
1:17:55
is expanding its criminal investigation into
1:17:57
open AI. Yeah, we have an AI problem right now.
1:18:00
I use it every day and it helps me out. But man,
1:18:02
criminals are using it too, which is bad. Include
1:18:05
the USF student murders. Court documents show
1:18:08
the suspect in that case used chat GPT. Yeah,
1:18:12
this is getting out of hand. I mean, I use it.
1:18:14
I pay for it. I love it. But by the way, how
1:18:18
much of a loser was this guy? You just look at
1:18:20
him and you go, dude, not only are you a liar
1:18:23
and failure in life, but besides maybe your loved
1:18:26
ones, you're going to die a loser. You took someone's
1:18:30
life probably because of jealousy. You're a scumbag.
1:18:33
News Channel 8's Alessandra Young has that for
1:18:35
us tonight. Court documents reveal that all of
1:18:38
these highlighted searches or questions that
1:18:40
the suspect asked ChatGPT, things like, quote,
1:18:43
has there been someone who survived a sniper
1:18:45
bullet to the head? Yeah, I think ChatGPT needs
1:18:48
to start doing something because it's really
1:18:50
easy to convince to do things. It needs to start
1:18:52
having a thing where it like suspends you for
1:18:55
30 days if you say things because it's way too
1:18:57
easy to convince. Quote and quote. Will my neighbors
1:19:01
hear my gun? I think if this gets before a jury,
1:19:03
it's going to be damning for the defendant in
1:19:05
this case. But I think a defense attorney will
1:19:07
fight to keep a lot of this out. Searches of
1:19:09
Hisham Abu Garbi's phone show. Loser. He asked
1:19:13
Chad GPT numerous questions before the USF doctoral
1:19:16
students, Samila Mon and Nahida Buristi went
1:19:19
missing. Like what happens if a human is put
1:19:21
in a black garbage bag and thrown into a dumpster?
1:19:24
Chad GPT. Listen, this is a problem. I like AI
1:19:29
like the next person, but this is a big problem.
1:19:31
Provided an answer to which the suspect asked,
1:19:34
quote, how would they find out? Again. There
1:19:37
should be somebody on the other side that, because
1:19:40
the same thing happened with the almost bombing
1:19:42
at McDowell Air Force Base and then the shooting
1:19:44
at FSU. Do you see a problem here? Other questions
1:19:48
like, quote, can a VIN number on a car be changed?
1:19:51
Can you keep a gun at home without a license?
1:19:53
This is not good, Chad GBT. So I can keep one
1:19:57
at home legally if I don't have a license. And
1:19:59
the one you should have asked was, will anyone
1:20:01
ever love me when I die? Which is not true. Because
1:20:05
you're a liar and a leather. And then there's
1:20:10
this headline right here. In Polk County, deputies
1:20:13
arrested the assistant manager at Ace Hardware.
1:20:15
This is in Davenport for grand theft. This happened
1:20:18
at the store on Finley Avenue. And they say evidence
1:20:22
shows Justin Johnson made false sales and processed
1:20:25
the returns at his register. What an idiot. Why
1:20:28
do you think you're going to do that? By the
1:20:30
way, it's Polk County. Gritty Judge County. That's
1:20:32
so great. Shut up. They also say he used his
1:20:36
phone to transfer the refunded money into his
1:20:38
personal account. What a dummy. I'm sure he's
1:20:42
a high school graduate. A former state prosecutor
1:20:51
is headed to jail for stabbing a man following
1:20:53
a car crash back in 2023. Yeah, this loser, I
1:20:57
don't know what he's doing. This is why I used
1:20:59
to have road rage and I used to honk at people.
1:21:01
I don't know, maybe an occasional flicking off,
1:21:03
but it's not worth it because you don't know
1:21:05
what's going on in these people's brains. Especially
1:21:08
in Florida, man, they drive crazy. Patrick Scruggs
1:21:12
can be seen on video using a pocket knife. You
1:21:15
see it there to slash at a driver who had a medical
1:21:19
emergency. Yeah, this dude just looks like a
1:21:22
loser. And the fact that he's a former federal
1:21:24
prosecutor shows that he's a power hungry sociopathic
1:21:27
loser. He crashed into his car. Little man syndrome.
1:21:34
Ryan Arbogast is live at the Howard Franklin
1:21:36
Bridge tonight after Scruggs learned his fate.
1:21:39
Ryan. That's so weird. They have the reporter
1:21:42
parked on the side of the road at the Howard
1:21:44
Franklin. Jen, Scruggs could have faced life
1:21:49
in prison, but instead he'll be out of jail before
1:21:52
the summer is over. I don't like that, man. It's
1:21:55
probably because he's a former prosecutor and
1:21:57
people knew him. If I did that, can you imagine?
1:22:00
Brian Hoppy, former whipping boy for Shock Jock
1:22:03
Radio, literally stabbed somebody. I would get
1:22:05
like five years. This is why Florida can be a
1:22:08
joke sometimes. I love Florida. When I went up
1:22:10
north, I realized how much I loved it here. But
1:22:12
we protect our own down here. Jeffrey Knight,
1:22:15
Patrick Scruggs, Mike Kelton. It's sad. That
1:22:20
plea deal, 90 days in jail, five years probation
1:22:23
and $100 ,000 in restitution. The judge says
1:22:27
it was generous. Saying it's generous is an understatement.
1:22:33
That was a gift. At least five years. You know
1:22:38
what? I never want to hear people go, why does
1:22:41
Florida have problems? Why does America have
1:22:43
problems? And each and every day I'm preaching
1:22:45
to you that the elite get away with things and
1:22:47
it's our biggest problem. I think a dose of humility
1:22:50
is something you really need stabbed almost a
1:22:55
dozen times loser I had to call my wife and tell
1:23:00
her that I'm not coming home to my children because
1:23:03
I'm bleeding out in my car on the way to work.
1:23:05
But 90 days, whatever. And you know he'll get
1:23:08
out earlier. Blake Sharp is on the stand talking
1:23:11
to the man. He just looks like a sociopath. You
1:23:14
know he probably had caltron in the car. I love
1:23:17
Calvin's views. That nearly killed him. Mr. Scruggs
1:23:20
took the use of my left arm for about 20 months.
1:23:24
I couldn't even hold a coffee cup up. This husband
1:23:26
and father passed out behind the wheel of his
1:23:28
car and he held up traffic the howard franklin
1:23:31
bridge back in 2023 causing a pileup you know
1:23:34
what i don't want to hear anymore patrick scruggs
1:23:37
you may be well connected and you may be the
1:23:40
man is a former federal prosecutor but in my
1:23:43
book you're a loser and you'll always be one
1:23:47
nothing more and nothing less than a loser l
1:23:52
-o -s -e -r He got colors on the line From the
1:24:31
side to the sticks, they relate to the views.
1:24:33
Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn
1:24:36
slick, then you fact -check the attitude. This
1:24:40
that Chicago news. Hop in, I will let them choose.
1:24:44
From the heights to the loop, what it do. Every
1:24:48
block, every voice in the room. He got jokes
1:25:03
for the frauds, love for the brave, that could
1:25:05
guess in the chance, say what they crave. From
1:25:08
the sports war wars to the gossip wave, he connect
1:25:11
more lanes than the towway saves. Late night,
1:25:14
but the syndicate wide, Carolina to the bay,
1:25:17
hit a mid -wet's pride. Still a kid from the
1:25:19
ice with the driving side, got the whole damn
1:25:22
map on the same live line. We have just learned
1:25:55
and got new information on a police chase and
1:25:57
a shooting in the far western suburbs today.
1:26:00
We have learned that a man has died after being
1:26:02
shot by officers. This all started when police
1:26:05
in Naperville spotted a driver wanted in connection
1:26:08
with a missing person who was experiencing a
1:26:11
mental health crisis. Police say that driver
1:26:13
Brandon. I feel like everyone's having a mental
1:26:15
health crisis right now. Mr. Gunn then drove
1:26:18
off. Police in Warrenville chased the vehicle
1:26:21
onto I -88 and State Police became involved.
1:26:25
That's sad. Fresno News time. Filled with truth
1:26:52
spray Fresno's posting every word that he say
1:26:54
No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise I'll be in
1:26:58
the booth, Fresno, here's it live Walking and
1:27:21
walking headlong. Oops, I did not mean to do
1:28:07
that. Almost a perfect transition. Here, I'll
1:28:09
go. Three Central Valley tornadoes now confirmed
1:28:12
by the National Weather Service and a breaking
1:28:14
news. I'm not saying that hurricanes are not
1:28:17
scary, but tornadoes scare me even more, man.
1:28:21
Just saying. also say two of them were rated
1:28:25
as ef1s and this is what one of them in atwater
1:28:29
looked like you can see the damage left behind
1:28:31
when estimated wind peaks of 110 miles an hour
1:28:34
that's not good right here on happy hour now
1:28:43
to an effort to put the brakes on dangerous on
1:28:47
-campus commuting Fresno State plans to ban all
1:28:50
motorized vehicles on university grounds. They
1:28:53
need to do that in St. Pete, man. People drive
1:28:55
like meh. Starting next semester. The proposal
1:28:58
came after a cross -campus committee was created
1:29:01
and incident reports were reviewed. But students
1:29:04
felt their voices were left out of the process.
1:29:07
Action News reporter Vincent Camarillo joins
1:29:09
us live from Fresno State tonight with details
1:29:12
of this proposed ban. Margo, these vehicles have
1:29:17
become essential for Fresno State students. Many
1:29:21
have spent hundreds of dollars on them, but after
1:29:24
a crash earlier this year and too many close
1:29:26
calls. University leaders have had enough. Fresno
1:29:29
State is pumping the brakes on all motorized
1:29:31
vehicles. The university banning the use of electric
1:29:34
scooters, bikes, and skateboards on campus. No,
1:29:37
I don't want to walk across campus. It's Fresno.
1:29:39
It's like 110 in the summer. The ban will go
1:29:41
into effect at the start of the fall semester.
1:29:43
Using them will be considered a violation of
1:29:45
student conduct. followed by confiscation of
1:29:48
the vehicle by traffic operations. They're being
1:29:50
lazy. Like, there's other options out there.
1:29:52
You don't gotta just take away the e -scooters.
1:29:53
The announcement seemingly made without student
1:29:55
consideration. Whatever. There you go. Well,
1:29:58
they don't care about you. It's California. Ah,
1:30:01
we got Diana Rossini's new clip that's surfacing.
1:30:05
Being one of their top NFL reporters there for
1:30:08
eight years, it... taught me just how to do this
1:30:12
job. And so now I just feel like I'm at a point
1:30:14
where I can do the job. I don't necessarily need
1:30:18
this huge outlet to lift me up. I can just go
1:30:21
be a reporter and do something like damn Scoop
1:30:25
City right for the athletic. I'm still getting
1:30:28
what I need and hell yeah still feeling fulfilled
1:30:32
with the coverage I'm doing. Everything she says
1:30:34
is so freaking weird. Here is Jada Pinkett Smith
1:30:38
saying how to not get cheated on. My kings out
1:30:41
there that have been cheated on by their women.
1:30:43
Stop making it your fault. Yes, women cheat too.
1:30:46
Now here's the other thing. Sex is one of the
1:30:48
strongest forces in the universe that we have
1:30:50
to deal with. This is about self -mastery. It's
1:30:52
not even about what's going on in a relationship.
1:30:55
This is about self -mastery. So if you think
1:30:59
just because somebody says they love you or you
1:31:01
think just because they want to be in a relationship
1:31:03
with you that that means that that's going to
1:31:04
dissolve all their traumas that they come. with.
1:31:07
You know what I'm saying? No, I don't. You're
1:31:10
telling us you're traumatized, Tony. That they're
1:31:11
going to know how to deal with their traumas.
1:31:15
She is talking about herself. People are going
1:31:18
to mess up. Yeah, you mess up all the time. Your
1:31:20
whole career is a mess up. Here's Nikki Glaser
1:31:23
saying she is talking about that fetish of her
1:31:25
boyfriend being in other people. I did one last
1:31:28
week. I did Call Her Daddy. It was like a two
1:31:31
-hour conversation. It was so much fun talking
1:31:33
about sex openly. She's such a girl's girl. I
1:31:36
just felt like we were, like, best friends by
1:31:37
the end of it. And I maintain that we are. Like,
1:31:39
I really feel a friendship with her. That's just
1:31:42
annoying thing Nikki Glaser does, where she so
1:31:45
wants the approval of Taylor, of Alex Coo. And
1:31:47
I love Nikki Glaser. I think she's hilarious.
1:31:50
But it's like, oh, my God, you're an ass kisser.
1:31:52
I was talking like I would a best friend. And
1:31:53
I was feeling like, oh, you know, I wasn't even
1:31:56
thinking about censoring myself in any way, knowing
1:31:59
that this podcast gets. you know makes headlines
1:32:01
and then you know a week later i wake up to just
1:32:05
headlines about nikki glazer um says that she
1:32:08
likes for her can you imagine waking up to that
1:32:11
boyfriend to sleep with other women and it was
1:32:16
like five different headlines showing up in my
1:32:19
feed and i don't even follow myself i don't look
1:32:21
for news about myself i like avoided at all costs
1:32:24
and um And it was just really embarrassing because
1:32:27
I was like, that was just one little thing I
1:32:29
talked about. Like, oh, I'm kind of turned on
1:32:31
by this idea. Yeah, she's pretty much saying
1:32:34
she regrets saying it. And she's realizing she's
1:32:37
probably not happy with him. And she probably
1:32:41
shouldn't have said it. I mean, but then also
1:32:43
people were saying that he's cheating. He's not
1:32:46
cheating because she's fine with it. That's not
1:32:48
cheating. Cheating would be her not knowing he's
1:32:50
doing it. It's just, oh, you prudes out there.
1:32:54
Mm -hmm. Of it. And then it was just, everyone
1:32:59
I knew had seen it that day. I went in to, like,
1:33:01
do some. All right, poor you. Here's Kate Hudson
1:33:05
saying the ick in dating. What male behavior
1:33:08
gives you an immediate ick? Oh, oh, oh. I have
1:33:15
a, okay. I'm not, this is gonna go bad, and I'm
1:33:18
gonna say it anyway, and I might be cuddling,
1:33:19
it's fine. No, no, no. I have a real issue with
1:33:23
guys who like really lead with their spirituality.
1:33:29
I'm the same way. In a way that you're like,
1:33:33
why are you, I don't know. What are you doing?
1:33:35
Why am I in this? And then every conservative
1:33:37
watching this is going to hate on it, even though
1:33:39
they're hateful. I'm like, it just immediately
1:33:42
a red flag. Like something's off. I feel that.
1:33:45
The girl that used to be on The View that now
1:33:48
does like Andrew Tate videos. A very weird career
1:33:51
swerve. Here she is talking about how no good
1:33:54
men will be left. There's guys everywhere that
1:33:56
are getting burned. Ladies, open your eyes. Go
1:33:59
watch some of these videos. They're getting burned
1:34:01
left and right. You have women making TikTok
1:34:03
videos all day long. We show them saying, I took
1:34:06
him out. I went out on a first date and I used
1:34:09
him for the cash and it was amazing. I just used
1:34:11
him for the money and I'm glad, blah, but now
1:34:13
I'm going to go and I got my pregame and I'm
1:34:15
going, they're saying it left and right. So guys,
1:34:18
good men are turning around and saying, I went
1:34:21
with the best of intentions. I got brutalized
1:34:23
and then she made a video about it. Screw you.
1:34:25
Now I'm going to do the coffee date. I'm going
1:34:27
to do the walk and I'm going to see which of
1:34:28
these ladies are actually there for me. That's
1:34:31
very smart of her. She can be annoying, but pretty
1:34:36
much what she says is spot on. All right, we'll
1:34:38
get the Kimmel news in a second, but let's do
1:34:40
radio news. Oops, wrong button. Sorry. Although
1:34:46
it's kind of a good song. All right. What the
1:34:54
hell is going on? I could have just pretended
1:34:59
like that was the plan. But it wasn't. Yo, static
1:35:06
crackles. Alright. The first headline we got
1:35:23
here. Mm -hmm. This is interesting. This is,
1:35:28
we got two clips today. One about Howard Stern's
1:35:31
lawsuit and then one about Jim Rome giving out
1:35:34
radio advice. But first. Morning shows faker
1:35:37
than they laughs at six. Like Joe show. Goes
1:35:40
right. Turns running miles. Unpaid trips. While
1:35:44
the suits sip coffee. Counting clicks. He's the
1:35:47
voice. The FM fizz. Mic in hand. Cutting through
1:35:51
veneers. Pulling cards. No regard. All right,
1:36:09
there you go. Here is Jim Rohn. talking about
1:36:14
how to impress your audience. The content has
1:36:16
to be good. Never shortcut the content. And never
1:36:20
disrespect the listeners, by the way, either.
1:36:22
Don't BS them and don't disrespect them because
1:36:24
they will know if you're laying it up and they'll
1:36:26
know if you're being a punk. That's true. Even
1:36:28
though you were to Jim Everett. And here's, I'm
1:36:31
not going to play all of it, but here's a woman,
1:36:33
a TikToker, breaking down the Howard Stern lawsuit.
1:36:36
Here we go on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Several
1:36:40
of you guys asked me to take a look at this when
1:36:42
it was filed, what, two weeks ago? And I kind
1:36:45
of put it on the back burner because I was like,
1:36:47
oh, it's stern and hostile. Like, I think I can
1:36:50
figure out what this is going to be. But now
1:36:52
I finally read it. And this headline is so unbelievably
1:36:56
misleading. It is not a hostile work environment
1:36:58
case at all. It is a contract case. All right,
1:37:05
you're putting me to sleep, honey. That's a nine
1:37:07
minute video. I'm going to make a joke here.
1:37:12
Like most women shouldn't get to the point. Whatever.
1:37:14
Time for Jimmy Kimmel's a douchebag. Talk slick
1:37:34
like you run the room. But the joke lands hard
1:37:37
when you walk in. You want laughs, I want truth.
1:37:40
You sell punchlines, I sell proof. Big talk,
1:37:43
little heat. All that nard is still weak. You
1:37:48
clap for yourself, that's sad. Try to look cool,
1:37:52
still bad. I hear your name, I just smirk. Whole
1:37:55
vibe, flimsy, whole act, work, work. Step up,
1:37:59
step up, say it with your chest. Act tough! Act
1:38:04
tough, act tough, but you never pass the test.
1:38:07
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
1:38:12
Say it loud, let it drag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
1:38:17
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
1:38:22
Try to flex, but you lag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
1:38:28
You got jokes, but they stare now. Same old smile,
1:38:32
same fake wow. You swing soft with a velvet glove.
1:38:36
All that chatter, no love. I came in with a soft
1:38:40
tongue. You came out sounding half one. Every
1:38:43
line you throw, I dub. You want smoke, you out
1:38:47
of love. Look at you, all polished up. Still
1:38:51
ain't hard, still ain't enough. I don't hate,
1:38:54
I just call. When you trip, I watch you fall.
1:38:58
Step up, step up. Say it with your chest Act
1:39:02
tough, act tough But you never pass the test
1:39:06
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag
1:39:12
Say it loud, don't let it drag Jimmy Kimmel,
1:39:16
douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,
1:39:21
douchebag Try to flex, but you lie Quick laugh,
1:39:34
big mask, that's the whole purse gone up. 8 -5
1:40:10
-6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting me at
1:40:18
RyanHobbyRadio. Always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
1:40:22
at gmail .com. Here is the joke that Jimmy Kimmel
1:40:29
made. We'll start off with this. Oh, I should
1:40:33
do that thing where I don't have the website
1:40:34
muted. I am so sorry. I do want to praise the
1:40:40
POTUS. Look how far you've come. 30 years ago,
1:40:42
you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's
1:40:45
private jet out of Teterboro, but you worked
1:40:47
hard, you stayed friends, you shared some wonderful
1:40:49
secrets, and because of that, you were able to
1:40:51
fly on that plane seven more times. Dreams really
1:40:54
do come true. Ah, Trump doesn't like that. Am
1:40:59
I right? Dog the bounty hunter? We miss you so
1:41:04
much. And of course, our first lady, Melania,
1:41:06
is here. Look at Melania. So beautiful. Mrs.
1:41:09
Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.
1:41:14
Kind of bad timing. And then here was Kimmel
1:41:17
talking about the joke last night. Ready? You
1:41:22
know how sometimes you wake up in the morning
1:41:24
and the first lady puts out a statement demanding
1:41:27
you be fired from your job? You should just be
1:41:30
fired because you're not funny. You're a douche
1:41:32
bag. You think you're better than Trump, but
1:41:35
you're the same person. You're both narcissistic
1:41:36
morons. We've all been there, right? So that
1:41:40
was him addressing it last night. And then the
1:41:42
mentalist Oz Perlman, who I think is a complete
1:41:45
phony, is not going to go on Kimmel. So there's
1:41:47
that. And then here is the update about why they
1:41:54
want him fired again. Oops, wrong button. 856
1:41:58
-49 -HAPPY. I meant to have this all loaded.
1:42:07
8, 5, 6, 49. All right, now let's turn to aftermath
1:42:12
from the White House correspondent's dinner shooting.
1:42:15
Jimmy Kimmel, who was pulled off the air back
1:42:17
in September for political comments, made jokes
1:42:19
about the event during a mock White House correspondent's
1:42:22
dinner skit on his show last week. I love how
1:42:25
MAGA says that liberals are always easily offended,
1:42:27
but so are they. After the incident, one of his
1:42:32
jokes has drawn more attention with First Lady
1:42:35
Melania Trump. And what I hate is that Kimmel
1:42:37
gets such a power trip from it. It's like, dude.
1:42:40
All you have is making fun of Trump. How does
1:42:42
that feel? It's like when people that used to
1:42:44
work with Howard Stern, like Stuttering John,
1:42:46
all they do is talk about Stern. That's all the
1:42:49
content you have. Because without talking about
1:42:51
Trump, you have nothing, Kimmel. Calling for
1:42:54
action from ABC, the network that airs Kimmel's
1:42:57
show. Such a... They're both babies on both sides.
1:43:01
Kimmel's a baby for always talking about Trump.
1:43:03
And Trump's a baby. Our first lady Melania is
1:43:07
here. Look at Melania. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump,
1:43:09
you have a glow like an expectant widow. This
1:43:12
morning, the first lady took to X where she issued
1:43:14
a four paragraph statement about. I know she
1:43:17
didn't write that. Kimmel writing in part, enough
1:43:21
is enough. It is time for ABC to take a stand.
1:43:25
Okay. The joke wasn't funny. He's not been funny
1:43:27
in 15 years. But the thing is, he has the right
1:43:30
to say it. You're such babies, you claim all
1:43:33
liberals are so offended. And you're just as
1:43:36
offended. She also wrote, his monologue about
1:43:40
my family isn't comedy. But that's what they
1:43:42
do at the correspondence dinner, you dummy. His
1:43:45
words are corrosive and deepens the political
1:43:47
sickness within America. So does your husband.
1:43:50
That's what I'm talking about. Both sides are
1:43:52
bad. Melania did not specify which of Kimmel's
1:43:55
jokes she was specifically referring to. All
1:43:57
of them because they're not funny. The first
1:44:00
time he came back after getting suspended, his
1:44:02
ratings were up 150%. Now they're down 80%. Later,
1:44:05
President Trump took to True Social calling out
1:44:07
the expected widow line directly, writing, Jimmy
1:44:11
Kimmel should be immediately fired by Disney
1:44:13
and ABC. The comedian also took jabs at Melania's
1:44:17
alleged ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, you know,
1:44:20
she's trying to distance herself from that. You'll
1:44:24
always be a bust down. Melania has publicly denied.
1:44:27
Oh, by the way, before we go any further, Melania,
1:44:32
this is Donald. Donald, this is Melania. All
1:44:34
right, I've had enough. You know what, funny,
1:44:36
Kimmel. God, you're insufferable. And you think
1:44:39
you're so witty and amazing and now you're like
1:44:42
this political warrior when you're just fucking
1:44:45
annoying. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour
1:44:59
is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills
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choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never
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sloppy Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't
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gloves The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams
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collapse Downtown echoes, the cabs and faded
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cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner kids trading
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maps Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle
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overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets
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raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw
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Until it takes no sugar, no drug on the mic,
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spittin' facts, no law. Back alleys whisper,
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still grit in the air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city
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troops lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline,
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the booth. Voice boomin' through the speakers,
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hittin' with the truth. Tower city shadows echoin'
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the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
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every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind from
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the by the Dunn -Refined. Of a law enforcement
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database. You know, cops do this all the time.
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His bomb was set today at $2 ,500. It's $250.
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It's nothing. A nursing student told police that
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she briefly met then Officer Smith in an elevator
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at UH Ahuja Medical Center. Then 15 minutes later,
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she said that he called her phone, then sent
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a text message. Yeah. Investigators say records
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show that Smith used a law enforcement database
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to search her license plate number. Psychotic.
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Just minutes before calling her. You're telling
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me cops are dirty? No way. They used the R word
1:47:39
here. We think this is art. It could be worse,
1:47:42
though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not
1:47:46
Detroit. The masses. Keep people from looking
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at their own lives and realizing how bad the
1:47:52
facts they got, you know? I mean, if you can
1:47:57
get drunk and paint yourself orange and brown
1:47:59
every Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.
1:48:11
Did I used to eat babies in a former life? And
1:48:14
then you look around at your tiny little house
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that you can't afford because of the mortgage
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crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
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will have diabetes by the time they're eight
1:48:21
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
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then you look at your big bloated mess of a life
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where she waddled towards you with her front
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butt spilling out over the top of her ass and
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washed jeans. And you think, I'm going to go
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shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,
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right? I just don't know. You like it? You think
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Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody
1:48:50
say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I just
1:48:53
don't know. What's so good about Cleveland? Cleveland
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sucks. Cleveland sucks. Whether you're white,
1:49:26
or black, or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow
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your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the
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law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch
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rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm
1:49:41
a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.
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Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait
1:49:48
to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.
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Ah! Ah! So if there's a few bucks left over,
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you know, go get something nice. two, please.
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Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good.
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And if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,
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like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get
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them up there. I had, like, half a bottle of
1:50:39
melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
1:50:43
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, my
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scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think
1:51:10
they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was
1:51:14
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're
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stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.
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something? Ooh! What's that sign? Where do they
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put them fire poppers up in their buttholes?
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Now, that's a good... Not that specific, sir.
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But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
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Oh, he loved him a good butthole. I told you
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not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
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verbulate that man's name in the house again.
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I don't think you said his name. Some of us were
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a little too busy paying to exchange business
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cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
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neither. Sheriff says you raised him down hell
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down at the library. Yeah, you know I did. Come
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on, man. No, you don't go. A real live robot?
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Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
2:00:04
truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
2:00:10
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
2:00:13
of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
2:00:18
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
2:00:22
In a recent study, people with autism are less
2:00:25
likely to have a job and more likely to be I'm
2:00:28
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
2:00:31
and family, having a college education. I have
2:00:34
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
2:00:37
an honorary personality for many years. Always
2:00:39
remember that people with autism want the same
2:00:41
things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
2:00:52
your kindness. Drizzy, baby. You already know
2:01:02
what it is. This is the first time I'm high.
2:01:04
This is the first time I smoke in like three
2:01:05
months. I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him.
2:01:09
40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late
2:01:15
tonight, right? You know what happens when I
2:01:17
stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like
2:01:23
this every single time. Toronto, I got you. I
2:01:28
got you. We get on the zone with when shit be
2:01:34
going right. Well, I just flip into the wrong
2:01:36
shit. I belong to the artists. I put on with
2:01:39
don't ever ask for nothing. Cause them niggas
2:01:41
got their own shit. Like a mouth full of hot
2:01:45
peppers, black Ferrari with the red seats. I
2:01:47
call it playing checkers. I'm never doing versus.
2:01:49
I'm forever giving lectures. If you're trying
2:01:51
to meet with money, I'd be happy. life is better
2:01:55
than it's ever been scheduling million dollar
2:01:57
meetings with the president someone cut the lights
2:02:00
on wet as thomas edison got a new condo watch
2:02:03
me as i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me
2:02:07
and my people and if you turn the zone i got
2:02:10
a whole swish of sweet fool rappers all liars
2:02:12
and they women are deceitful adding today subtract
2:02:15
me i'll never be an equal Last 50's Drizzy is
2:02:18
the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
2:02:20
write every single thing you need down Then he
2:02:23
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout
2:02:26
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
2:02:28
Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights
2:02:31
Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't
2:02:35
no rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger
2:02:36
right Cause I done came with more fire than a
2:02:39
dragon fight You pussy ass hater, you should
2:02:42
do you You ain't heard of me, then you should
2:02:44
go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue
2:02:47
Wayne's here too, woo. Bet he felt that like
2:02:49
the end of a pool cue. But I ain't banging, I
2:02:52
ain't waving no flag. I'm ATF, but they ain't
2:02:55
seeing no badge. It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
2:02:58
to see him so sad. I could sun you, see a little
2:03:01
me in your dad. I'm the same yellow boy that
2:03:03
used to play up on the grass. Taking pocket 20
2:03:06
,000 to be anywhere they ask me. Cash like Johnny,
2:03:09
banks like Ashley. Burning like a Camelite, stupid
2:03:13
hoe, ask me. But don't Don't ask me shit about
2:03:16
me. And know the game really ain't shit without
2:03:19
me. She might have to pay me, but I dick her
2:03:21
down free. Want to know if it's the truth and
2:03:24
pull the zipper down the seat. Yeah. I'm gone
2:03:36
now. This is my promise. I'm going to bring that
2:03:40
barrel to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I
2:03:43
do. I pick the buck up and buck buck, then buck
2:03:47
buck again. I would buck buck your friend, then
2:03:50
suck up her twin. I put the buck up to him, then
2:03:52
buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again.
2:03:55
Suck nut you duck, fuck your unlovin' kin. Now
2:03:58
don't rub it in like uberderm on a new tattoo.
2:04:02
I had to kick my princess up out my casso. Dad
2:04:05
who? Never had that dude. Always had a black
2:04:08
tooth. Even when I was at school, cause bullies
2:04:10
aren't bulletproof. Hoodie too, probably ain't
2:04:13
as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the only
2:04:15
thing in the hood is you I do everything good
2:04:18
as you know I do everything better I get paid
2:04:20
for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,
2:04:24
like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
2:04:27
Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work
2:04:30
in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am
2:04:32
headed to the buck like Buck, buck again Might
2:04:36
fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck
2:04:39
Corinne And fuckin' spend them bucks and then
2:04:44
just fuck current. If I told you I'ma do it,
2:04:47
I did it. Got my city on my 50. Bout to pop out,
2:04:50
let's get it, let's get it. Motherfucker, what
2:04:52
you waiting on? It is about a minute past this
2:04:55
and I'm about to get shitty. I'm with it if money
2:04:58
is the it you want me with. And I probably just
2:05:00
spit on the chick you want me with. And I hate
2:05:03
a bony bitch only like I'm only thick. And I
2:05:05
own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm gon' need
2:05:07
thick. And I just sold a lot. a property to a
2:05:10
buyer and I think his name was kinda like Drake
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Drizzy Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too
2:05:15
busy to play father and when it comes to that
2:05:17
game I'm too willing to play harder so harder
2:05:20
I do there he go they check MVP when I shoot
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a free throw CEO jazz what they do the haters
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on their face and then their ass is a shoe fast
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than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc.
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I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
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C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
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R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, C, Top, yes he rocks,
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and me and Jizzy both wrote on detox, that was
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just a footnote, how long can he could go, wondering
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when he stop, bitch when the beat stop, so I'ma
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keep Rock into the sheet. Rock men in the heat.
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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled
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as slow when I started school. Come to find out
2:09:23
at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
2:09:30
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
2:09:32
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
2:09:35
So yes, I am different. People of autism have
2:09:38
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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2:09:45
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2:09:49
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
2:09:52
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. for
2:09:56
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a
2:09:59
condition. To find out more about autism, please
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but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so
2:10:29
unfair. Oh, my fuzz and fuzz, the laughter's
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growing dim. Ear drums mix and hop me like fingers
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without rings. VHX to FM, shout out to the street.
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Dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm Oh
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life's just so unfair Oh life's just so unfair
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Tuned in every night like clockwork to a show
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Now it's time to face the silence like a TV on
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snow Riot happy held the mic with humor so divine
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Good night and God bless. God bless America.
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