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S4: Ep. 10 The IG Catfish? Jaclyn · Mind Triggers Podcast

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Hey guys, It's juicy. There's Jay, always in the
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background. And Henny, Luke.
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It's Jacqueline. So we have a possible IG catfish
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that's a good. One that.
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Is a good. One for.
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Not having at least one pick on their IGPHA possible hologram.
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Tupac hologram. That's a good one.
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A possible leader of ghosts. She in front of Metaverse, Yeah.
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Metaverse. Because we don't.
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The guys on the Internet don't know who she's real or not.
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That's why. We have Jacqueline within
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Capital LY and. How you doing, Jacqueline?
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I'm good. Welcome to the show.
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Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me.
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So can you tell us about your background?
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Don't you? Where you from and all?
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That so my mom is full Italian. My dad is black and Puerto
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Rican. I do have an interesting mix.
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I have a really big family. I'm originally from Pai, went to
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school in Syracuse, and now I'm in medical tech.
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So medical, surgical tech. But you know, I'm busy every
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day. But I'm very smart, my dumb, So
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that's good. Nice.
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Damn, that's a that's a that's an interesting mix, you said.
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Yeah, Italian. Yeah, Spanish and black.
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Yes. The attitude on you the.
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Temper, I think, is worse. Damn Temper's worse look.
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What you think, what do you think about that mix?
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That's interesting combo. How bad is your attitude?
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My attitude for people that I love, I definitely go hard for,
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so my attitude does get a little crazy on.
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A scale of one to 10. 10 Definitely a 10.
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Damn. Yeah.
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Moral. Sheesh.
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I'm not going to lie. So do you have a quite side?
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So we call our white, our white fans out here for the QA quite
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white. No, I quit.
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Fans never like, touched, licked, poked a white guy.
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So never ever, ever, ever. And I I don't like look at them
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and like, like I want to slurp you like I I just look at you
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like you're there. Like, you know, like I don't
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look at them like they look, like edible.
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So when does your white side come out?
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I don't know. I think it's because I'm not
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from the hood like people say, like I'm educated, so I think I
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know how to talk. I think it comes out like when I
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talk. Where do you live now?
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East Orange. Oh yeah.
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Interesting. Very interesting.
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I in the hood, OK? Very interesting.
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Now I I don't know if he told you or not, but we're gonna be
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playing. Never have I ever with you.
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Here's the first question. Wait, when do I drink if I
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didn't? Yeah, if you Yeah, if you
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didn't, right. Don't you think you?
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I think, I think you drink. If you did.
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If you did, yeah, you drink if you did.
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So never have I ever eaten what I knew was someone else's food.
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No. Damn.
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I just wait, what was it? Have I ever eaten what I've
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known was someone else's food? No hesitation.
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You drunk. No.
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You never eat somebody else food.
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Yeah, especially. At a restaurant, you gotta play.
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I gotta play. We share it.
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Please is. She drunk.
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Like no, no, no, no, no, no. Who?
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Wait, who food did you eat? Everyone.
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I feel like if it's in the fridge, if it's not a sign then
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it's up for crush. Is this at home or I work?
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You have a somebody. You ate people for that work.
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Wow. Oh, you want you want of those?
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Someone had like a nice Turkey club and it was sitting there
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and I was watching it for hours on routine.
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Wow. And it was 1/2.
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I'm like, they're not gonna come back for that.
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What? You're one of those?
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Yeah, I. Had some nice chips.
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Nah, not no chips for my sandwich.
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Respect. Square it is.
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It is. I'm going to HR.
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Because I was coming back to that sandwich after my smoke
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break, like. And you just roll.
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That was a good ass. Sandwich.
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That's crazy. Respect.
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Respectfully, that's. A good So I haven't done that
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yet. I haven't ate nobody's food at
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work yet. Respectfully, you you people.
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God damn. Look, give me somebody food at
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work. That work in the hell no.
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No. What if it's from like a store,
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board, Store OK. No, Lavita.
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Look, bitch. Said no.
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Bitch, I said. No.
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Such a little people, fool. I don't know.
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So, so look bitch. Shut the fuck up.
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You going too far now? Somebody bought in like a
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fucking. It was like a cake with like it
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was some shit. I look at that shit like hell,
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no. It was a casserole, I.
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Don't know what the fuck it was. It was something.
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No. What it was that shit stayed
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there. I wasn't touching it, the
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casserole, some raisins in that shit.
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The coleslaw with raisins. The Coleslaw Coleslaw.
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Oh, I thank you. Thank.
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You like that? It's the texture and I think
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it's the smell. Like I'm like really big on
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smells. So like Coles then it's the
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name. Mayonnaise and cabbage.
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Who wants to eat coleslaw? People who eat ass, it's.
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Good for you. I eat that.
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I don't eat coleslaw. You but you eat ass.
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Yeah, but you don't. Eat coleslaw.
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Totally Wow. Sounds about right.
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All right, I'm serious To the non coleslaw eating ass eaters
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out there, because that's ridiculous.
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Now shot the Nashi not here today.
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We got our description part and we're going to go ahead and take
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a turn and describe our lovely guests.
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Who wants that for excuse? I go first.
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I'm gonna say she reminds me of no, no, A little bit.
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I would say. Natalie.
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Her prime, not. Looking like her, though.
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I would say, I was gonna say. 10 minus the No I was.
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Gonna say I was gonna say she reminds me of Adrian Balone from
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the. Real.
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The voice. I get that my whole life.
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The voice, too, like it's not. Yeah, that's all going to sound.
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Thank you and T and Tamara. I get like, oh.
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Yeah, I can see the. Yeah, I can see.
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That, yeah, but I definitely get.
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I sound like Asia. My personality, yeah.
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The lady in the booth, a toll booth, actually thought I was
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her. She lets you go through like you
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got a. Baby, and I'm like, don't you
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think I would have an easy pass if I was Elite?
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Adrian. I thought she would have.
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Let you just. Got and she's trying to say.
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That painful you, girl. She's like, are you her?
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And I'm like, no, no, I can. See that?
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Just say. Yeah, she would have.
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Did what? What?
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What you got? What you got?
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Juice. I got light skin.
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Yes, red bone on here. Yellow Mellow check in.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I have to say that I like your voice.
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It's like. Pretty like.
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A little bit like it's different and slim and slender.
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Thank you very tossable. Thank you, I'm very flexible.
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So like a fidget spinner. 22 hands, two fingers.
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Just flip me right over. Spin me that's.
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It you can lick your fingers first thing, you can lick your
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fingers first. You want.
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You want to get up and and do a little twirl, right?
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Now wait, what kind of twirl? Something.
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OK. Period.
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Damn. Sort them tight.
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I work out, I have a trainer, so I'm like, really big on health.
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Mental health is big, but I really think working out is a
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stress reliever of all types. Yeah.
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Personality is definitely. This definitely shows Italian,
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Black and fucking Spanish. Definitely Luca.
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You're our Titty Expert. We are low in the titty field,
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but the ass makes up. For it.
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So let's we betting. So if Lucas gets your titties
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right, then you take a shot. If he gets it wrong, then we all
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take a shot, OK? Including.
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Her 34A No. What is it?
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32B Oh yeah, put some respect on her shit, man 'cause.
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The last guess was AB, so do. You have a bra one.
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No, we're just hanging. Any persons.
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So he. Did I think Luke guesses better
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when it's a bra? Yeah, you're right.
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Yeah. Right.
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The cup size. Right.
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Yeah, he got. He got what?
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What? 2020 star technology got star
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technology in his glasses. Wow, I forgot.
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What was that? Wait, what was your description,
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Jay? You.
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Gave, he said, her personality. OK.
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Personality is nice long legs. Yeah, very long.
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I'm all like no torso. You do yoga.
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No. I used to run track though.
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But yoga is, like, boring. I feel like I can't focus for
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that long without doing something.
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Yeah, like I always want to get into meditation, but it's like
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shit. Like, I'll start.
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I'll start thinking like, what? I.
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Have everything else. Yeah.
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And then baby his is nice. You see them?
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Thank you. See them.
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Baby his. Thank you.
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I support baby his. I hear my truth.
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Of. Course you watch everything out.
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Here you're not no bald bitches. Up in here, hell, no bald pussy,
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But not no bald bitches, No. Yes, we wax girl.
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Thank you. Good morning.
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Anybody ever tell you this? Thank you.
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Thank you. You're shaving.
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How would your friends? Go ahead, Luke, I'm.
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Saying my fault, go ahead. How would your friends describe
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you? I think it's wild.
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Definitely no filter. My friends know like, I don't
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know. I'm all about a good time.
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No drama, really. But if there's drama, I will
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shut that shit down. But I'm definitely wild.
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I look insecure. I mean, not insecure.
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What's the word? What's the word?
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Innocent. Innocent.
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But I'm not innocent. I'm like, insecure or what?
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I look innocent, but I'm really not innocent.
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Juicy with you back in the club? Absolutely.
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And I don't typically lay lay skin chips, but I love the vibes
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and everything. And you're gorgeous.
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Oh, thank you. So are you.
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Juicy. How would your friends describe
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you? Anti fucking social.
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Sounds about right. Mm hmm.
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What the hell, I don't want to say nothing on.
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The I'm in the same, I'm in the same boat, so sure I can't talk.
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I don't even have friends. I have nieces.
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Jack, Jack, how would you, Jacqueline, how would you
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describe everybody on on your first meet?
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Definitely juicy. She has a really good
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personality. Definitely bubbly, Easy.
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Like, definitely easy to talk. Easygoing guys.
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Not. Easy, bubbly.
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You got to say, not easy. You're laid back.
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I am definitely chill. You're there like you're here.
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I. Just be in the background, Jay.
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Always in the background. Yeah, sadly.
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Making sure the whole team wins. Definitely same.
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Definitely chill vibes on the end over there.
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Definitely looks like he can mingle with anyone.
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You seem quiet, but I feel like you have your times.
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What's that, Meek Mill come? On.
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Hold on. Wait a minute, You.
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Definitely have your time. Hold on.
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Wait a minute. I thought he was.
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I seen Lucas rundown the flight of steps.
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No, when that. Song came.
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Not a. Flight Flight of steps in the
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club bro. If y'all don't know, who will
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listen to, who will listen to us a lot knows all the nicknames
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for Luke we got. Not like 30 Fucking.
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Nicknames Book Bag, Luke. Lasagna, poppy, Summertime.
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Luke. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I mean, that's it then. And that's all we got for him
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now. What do God's mainly compliment
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about you? I think my eyes and my my smile.
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They tell me I'm nice eyes. My gas like attendee always
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compliments on my eyes. The guest in it.
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Yeah, when he pumps my gas. Damn.
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He was at the same person. Every day he kind.
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Of. Met you every day.
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You said boot the phone. And then my mom was in town.
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He met my mother and he goes, Oh my God.
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Right now. No.
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You met your mom? Yeah, I'm.
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Telling you take like $0.20 off the gallon and shit.
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Well, I give them hand warmers when it's cold.
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The fact that everybody in the room.
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I don't know if it's the liquor that's hitting or what, but I
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don't know how. 1234. 5-6 I don't know how six people
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thought you said hand job. Hand job.
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Hand rumor. I like free guys.
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That shit $100 to fill my tank. So we do like, for gas.
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Hold on now. Discount going to help me the
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1st 50. Cents we'll take.
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It. That was right.
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Let us meet your boyfriend. Go look him up.
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Oh, we know he got a little limp too.
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What's that Before? After you gave him the hand
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warmer. Wait.
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Wait, wait. Yo-yo.
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Yeah, I. Gotta cut.
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It he loves. Me all we know, he puts Hakeem.
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All we know is go, go, go to that.
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Oh my God, you talk. So he got laid in his walk.
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Wow. Something, something is
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definitely leaning wow now, and it takes him a minute to walk
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from the pond like, I'll be Wait, he'd be limping now.
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He'd really be like, really limping sometimes.
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Oh my gosh. OK guys, never have I ever
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deleted a chat conversation so my boyfriend or girlfriend
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wouldn't see. Immediately, immediate,
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immediate, I'm guilty of that. Let.
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Me just say I'm delete. Shit.
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What you find is what you find. Let me tell y'all how you can
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look at my phone right now. I have text messages from 2017
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in my phone. I'm not even lying.
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I'm not even lying. Wait.
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What? What 2017 My.
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Phone holds is a 215 GB because hey, I'm not deleting.
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Shit 20/17/20. 7. What are we, 2022 I?
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Ever had that's? A long time, that shit still.
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Probably saying are you going to history class?
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What? Like you got graduation.
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Bro, yeah, that's. Wild yo delete it, man.
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Just delete the shit. That's what my fucking
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everything is Full Google for iCloud for everything.
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Food. Right, actually, do you have a
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whole bunch of stuff that you don't delete?
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So pictures, Yeah, Why but messages?
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I have like 15,000 pictures. I have a lot of photos.
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Definitely a lot of photos. But why?
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Screenshots all that. Oh yeah, same screenshots.
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I don't know. It's just to have, I don't know.
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And then I go back. It might come in handy.
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Eat it. Yeah, you.
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Never know TB. Yeah, I do it for iCloud.
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I do and that shit. Yeah, exactly.
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I'm not paying for more, though. I said.
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I'm gonna stop at a turb right now.
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I gotta start deleting shit 'cause this is.
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Ridiculous. Hey, look, why do you think
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women never delete shit out their phone?
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Why? They need to pull shit back from
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like 1970. They don't give a fuck like
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remember back when I told? You, she said.
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Remember evidence and shit, Adam.
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Remember when you ate that apple?
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That's why they always got to keep receipts.
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That's all it is. As soon as you're a bitch, come
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to my DMS. Now I got hacked, you said.
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Where were you doing right as a woman, yo?
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Is this not your With his face in my ass, you don't.
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Believe anything. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait,
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hold on. Looks at again.
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You. Just believe anything that's.
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Photoshop, that ain't even. We got all these scammers in
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Africa. We got all these scammers in
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Africa you got the other day. People hack everyday BE.
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Exactly. Shut up to now.
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You gonna believe. You gonna believe the scam was
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over me? Why do that?
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Wow. Why would you do that now?
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How bad is your attitude? Star accident already You do.
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Yeah. Oh, my bad.
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You're. Behind.
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I'm sorry, it's hitting, man. It's hitting we on our, we're on
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our pick one segment, yeah. Luke All right, so pick one.
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Would you date an Italian mama's boy, a thug or a hood?
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Say it again. Would you date a an Italian
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mama's boy, BA thug or CA hood? So that I feel like that's all
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that attracted to me is hood. You want to say all well.
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Yeah, I can't say an Italian mama's boy because they never
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grow up and they never leave their mother's house.
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Like my brother didn't leave my mother's house until he was 35.
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So, yeah, so. His grandfather's.
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In difference between. He was.
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He was. But what's the difference of a
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thug and a hood? A thug and a hood.
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Oh 'cause you could live in a hood of me.
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A hood, a thug is more you actually you active.
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Like a hug bugger. Listen to Thug you listen to
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Thug motivation about. You with the shits.
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Exactly. Just listen to thug motivation.
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One O 1, one O 2 and one O 3. Exactly.
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Let them know. Oh, juice.
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So how's your dating life? Rough.
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I feel like it's dating now is kind of scary.
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Everyone's weird, very weird. And I feel like people hang out
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with you one time when they get attached.
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Like they don't even they don't even know you.
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Everybody want to be in love so bad.
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That's a little bad. Like, don't settle.
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Like there's no settling. One day One.
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Day. You.
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They could take you to Applebee's and be like, Oh my
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God, want to marry you tomorrow like.
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After one date though. Yeah, after one date.
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You got a story you wanna tell us?
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I have a couple. You got some, you got some names
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okay after one date. So I went on a date with this
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kid. He's very cute.
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It was just very weird because, you know, we started talking,
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the liquor started getting in. He started to feel comfortable,
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you know, sharing some sexual things in.
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Me, I'm very open to sex. Like, I don't care.
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I'm very, I don't care. No filter.
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But like, you're a bottom. Not once, but twice maybe.
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Three times he's a what excuse. Me, you say a.
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Bottom a bottom. Like he Like he deal with men.
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Three times he gay. First time you gay, first of
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all? Like to remissy.
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It's like. You said three strikes, you're
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out. What the fuck?
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He had to spend the block. I don't know like.
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People. No, I think it was the same
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person went back he. Had a relationship.
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Yeah, basically. Dating.
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What else did he have? He didn't just have liquor.
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No, he did. He had liquor and then he went
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to swinger parties and really experienced.
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And I'm like, all right, the conversation started going well.
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But soon as he said that, like, I was just, I went from like
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kind of being sign of like wet to like completely desert.
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Damn. So I had to leave.
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Yeah. Oh my God.
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Like that said, all right, I'm head out.
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I can't. I can't.
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He definitely won't want you to do.
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Totally. That's what my first thought
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was, and I can never. What's that?
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What's What's that boy name Uncle Clifford from?
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The paint from the. Paint.
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Wow. Damn.
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So. What would you say is wrong with
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the dating scene right now? Everyone's weird.
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Everyone wants, like, this magical Instagram relationship
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that is not like, practical. And I feel like they meet
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someone stable. Like I would call myself stable.
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Like I my shit together and I feel like they're like, Oh my
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God, like my wife. And it's like you don't even
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know me, you know what I mean? But like, that's like their
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menastation. Like they think like, Oh my God,
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like I met my wife. She has her shit together, but
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like really like that's like the surface of a relationship.
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Yeah. So you have to go through things
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with people in a relationship. So what's the last person that
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that you had that got attached? Hey bougies, It's the bougie
21:51
babe of the Bougie Babe podcast. So a little bit about my
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podcast. I engage in uninhibited and
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uncensored conversations in my episodes.
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I fearlessly drive into everything under the sun.
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If you're searching for an entertainment podcast that
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doesn't hold back, explores topics others might shy away
22:13
from, and celebrates authenticity, you found your new
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obsession. Come on, y'all, let's talk about
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it. The guy that said he was a
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bottom. So what did he do?
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Describe the date how it was that night to us.
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It was chill. It started off good with some
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liquor, but I don't know, it just got weird after that whole
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conversation. But he had everything I
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requested, so that was good. Like what?
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Wait, would you have a question? Some food, obviously.
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OK, chicks love to eat. Chicks love to eat.
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Even though we all know what we want to eat, we love.
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To eat which one eat right now? Jack, which one eat right now?
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Some like chicken Alfredo? What?
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Oh, damn, mustache. Damn.
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Where I'm. Just doing it right now, Juice.
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K pop you. Just had that, you just pulled
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that. Shit off.
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Exactly. So the last thing, the last
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thing I have. Hold on guys.
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Never have I ever. How you skip?
23:16
Hell, a question. I'm sorry.
23:17
Lick the Gooch for for women and ate the ass for men ain't.
23:27
Nobody first. Of all because I know you lick
23:29
Gooch. I know you did.
23:32
Oh, you I. Seeked it.
23:34
Oh, OK. She said.
23:37
I know you do. She said.
23:39
I seeked it. I should go to the at the
23:40
audience. So, like I always say, like I
23:43
don't eat raw salmon. So you don't like raw Gooch?
23:49
What if it's warmed up a little bit?
23:52
Little bit? Put that oil.
23:56
In the air fryer, please 350 for 10 minutes put.
23:59
In the air fryer oil? Why not?
24:02
Put the Gucci Mane Fryer. Raw salmon.
24:04
So you don't. So wait, you get You don't eat
24:06
raw salmon, but you eat salmon. Yeah.
24:10
But not no raw like her. Eat, eat salmon.
24:15
First of all, her and thugs eat salmon.
24:17
Hope you know that. Wow.
24:20
But. Yeah, I don't know.
24:24
So everybody, all the women out there, she don't eat.
24:26
She don't eat. Well, would you get your box 8?
24:28
Yeah, totally. I mean.
24:29
I know what you would still ask me.
24:30
Totally, totally. That's where the Quakes are.
24:33
Come out. Totally.
24:35
I have that. Totally I.
24:37
Love it. Totally.
24:38
I don't care, but like my thing is like I would rather give head
24:41
than even have sex sometimes. I'll be looking to that.
24:44
Yeah. I'll get some hands up right
24:47
there. Thank.
24:50
If nobody ever told you. Thank you.
24:51
You're welcome. Thank you for all your
24:53
contributions. Thank.
24:54
You for your services. How's, How's your curve game?
24:57
Oh, so good. I will still dub someone and
24:59
they'll still be on my. Ass damn.
25:02
What do you what do you say to them?
25:03
I literally tell them like I'm not like I don't want to do this
25:06
like I. Just and it's still yes.
25:09
I'll get poems like paragraphs and I only.
25:11
Like haikus. It's just pretty much.
25:14
I think you're really. I think you're really nice.
25:17
But it's like I don't even. 7575.
25:20
Five. Yeah, I think you look really
25:22
good. Right now.
25:24
Right now. Exactly.
25:26
Or like you're like the love of my life, like you met me once
25:29
and took me to like. Once.
25:31
One time, yeah. Not Applebee's.
25:33
And I didn't even touch you. One time, 'cause.
25:38
I had a take me to Applebee's and we got like the pick two
25:41
type of situation for like $50 and this asked me to split it
25:44
so. No, not a split bill.
25:48
For 50. Dollars.
25:49
No. Damn.
25:50
No ass. Ain't that shit?
25:51
Like, ain't it like A2 for 20 or something?
25:53
It never. Got a call back it.
25:55
Never got. No juice.
25:57
How's your curve game? I just ignore like I don't know
26:02
that's it. I just ignore.
26:06
Hit you with that? Hey, what's up cousin and?
26:10
I'll just like, leave it on red. Damn if I read it some.
26:14
Most times I don't open it. My DMS be like a high number but
26:18
think it's be annoying. Weird.
26:19
Like a blood. Pressure.
26:20
Totally be annoying, I. See.
26:23
DMS, DMS. I don't know.
26:27
They, like, say weird shits to me.
26:30
People really think I'm a catfish.
26:32
Why? Don't push it.
26:34
Guys, I don't post shit, but then people tell me I look
26:36
better in person. So like, do you have highlights
26:39
on your page even? No.
26:42
No, you've got a. Page a blank SP.
26:44
Mother, your cop. So you don't have.
26:45
Instagram. I post stories.
26:47
And you post stories about how you can increase your
26:50
cryptocurrency and turn 300 to 3000.
26:55
That's what it sound like. Not on the scammer level,
26:57
that's. What it look like?
26:59
I'm just saying no posts, no. Because normally when we do it,
27:02
when we do our little backgrounds on our guests, we
27:04
can't find shit about you. That's what I was like.
27:07
Nothing. No, I'm.
27:08
A private person. But I move, I like move like a
27:10
snake. Like I'm in the grass.
27:12
You. Don't know about it like a
27:13
snake, Ma. I know about it like R Kelly,
27:15
but that was a hit. Not R Kelly, I'm.
27:18
Sorry, that's. What's the girl from New York?
27:21
Which? 1.
27:23
Were you buddy? Like a snake?
27:25
What's her name? What?
27:26
Is her name. The crackhead Kayla.
27:29
No, no. Is it Kayla?
27:30
I don't know any crackheads. What?
27:36
The tooth? She got the tooth.
27:38
It's. Really.
27:40
It's really a guy, but. Yeah, I don't know.
27:45
I'm mad. I can't remember her name right
27:46
now, 'cause she iconic. I don't know, she I kind of
27:49
crackhead. So sorry 'cause I kind of forgot
27:56
where I was at. It was How do you avoid people
27:58
trying to holler at you? What was that?
28:00
How do you avoid people trying to highlight you?
28:02
I just don't answer. Like I have a walk around like
28:04
I'm a bitch. Like don't talk.
28:05
Even when you were. Out of the like the resting
28:07
bitch face, yeah. Give camera resting, bitch.
28:10
Face I can't. No, no, no.
28:13
Just you got one. It's that one right now.
28:15
Right. Yeah, it.
28:17
Don't come off. It's like, don't talk to me or
28:20
like don't try to kidnap me because I will fuck you up.
28:22
That's what I give off the vibe. Like I don't want to be.
28:25
I don't want to be bothered like when I go out with like my
28:27
girls, I'd rather just be with. Them.
28:29
But they the guys won't come anyway.
28:31
Because the way they come up on you, they like shimmy and then
28:33
they're like, yo, like, what's up?
28:36
No. Fleet nobody, yes.
28:40
Come around the side. Yeah.
28:43
Just trying to move fast. Like there's a whole other way
28:46
you can move. Yes.
28:50
And then I'm like, don't touch me.
28:52
Don't touch me, You. Gotta hit him with the on that
28:53
way. Excuse me, Excuse me.
28:56
You in the way, because I'm never going to go over speaker.
29:03
Any style will come out. Have you ever been Stalk or a
29:07
stalker? Yeah, so I used to work my
29:10
previous job definitely had a stalker.
29:12
He was weird the one day I was actually pulling out and he was
29:16
pulling in and he actually reversed to pull out with me.
29:22
Yeah. And then, like, that's creepy.
29:24
It was a weird situation. And Long story short, I worked
29:27
at a gym and he had a gym membership and he, it was on
29:30
frozen. So at the time when he would
29:32
come, he was like, oh, I want to check out my balance.
29:34
Like, you know, that's frozen. You know, I froze it.
29:38
So I don't know why you keep coming in here.
29:40
He was so weird. Funny to see you.
29:43
Here you work here. You work here?
29:47
And he asked me the one day he literally pulled in.
29:49
Mind you still on Frozen at this time?
29:51
I pull back in from break. He's there.
29:53
He goes, hey, I'm just did you block me?
29:56
Like I never had a guy ask me if I block.
29:59
That what did you say? Yeah, you said.
30:02
Yeah. And then I had to get a new
30:03
phone, but I didn't. What?
30:04
Was she supposed to laugh but? I'm like, hey, you crazy, you're
30:07
not coming? In the sidewalk, like on the
30:09
sidewalk in front of work like. That on his boat.
30:13
He hopped out of his car. That's exactly what it was.
30:16
No. So you so say this so you never
30:19
want to date with him. No, he was weird.
30:22
Very weird. And I gave him a fake number to
30:24
begin with. Damn.
30:25
And you blocked it from the fake number.
30:27
I'm. Dead damn double wedding.
30:30
Yeah, he was weird. He was very weird again.
30:32
I don't know what I say to people that like make them
30:34
attached. What's your preference?
30:38
See, that's my thing. I don't know.
30:39
Definitely chocolate. Definitely chocolate.
30:44
Have to like be in shape. I can't have, like, you know,
30:46
like a Jelly doughnut. I'm doing all the work like a
30:51
starfish, so. So you like candy bars?
30:54
Yeah. So if you describe each of us as
30:55
a candy bar, what would it be? I think juicy would be like.
31:00
No, some her less. No.
31:03
Less. Am I wait for that?
31:05
Everybody wait for you. Now you would be a Snickers.
31:08
I like Snickers. You would be a Snickers.
31:10
I like Snickers. Smooth like caramel.
31:13
Goes down real nice. Got a little nutty surprise
31:17
that. Crazy shit is she?
31:19
Exactly. Satisfying, yeah.
31:22
I. Don't know.
31:23
Hungry. Wild.
31:23
Wait, what? Better eat this pussy shit.
31:29
What do you see, Lucas? A Butterfinger.
31:32
Damn. Hate Butterfinger.
31:40
Better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
31:42
OK, Luke. OK, King.
31:46
Butterfinger. I hate them.
31:47
I. Love a good Butterfinger.
31:49
They're like, tacky, not. Like, tacky not.
31:54
Getting any better? You got an engineer sweating
32:01
over there. Get stuck in my mouth?
32:03
I don't know. Okay.
32:04
Okay. Okay Okay.
32:08
Stuck in her mouth. You heard that, Luke?
32:09
But it's good. I love a good Butterfinger.
32:12
I love. Him.
32:14
Yeah, I like ants, like the mini ones that I like full size.
32:19
Still gonna tap on her mouth. Still gonna move the mouth.
32:24
Lydia Big. She gonna take you?
32:28
And then? And then Curb Your ass, 'cause
32:31
you won't give her the right gas money.
32:37
That's all the right there. That's the whole story right
32:38
there. You could be a Kit Kat.
32:50
Hold on, Hold on, hold on. Wait.
32:51
Oh no, it's not funny. No more the last funny the
32:55
money. Huh.
32:56
A previous episode. I got caught soft.
32:58
I'm easy to break now. It's not funny, huh?
33:00
I got a bit thug in these streets.
33:01
What's going on out? Here, that's a goody one, you.
33:05
Might have looked too hard over there.
33:14
Thank you. Thank you.
33:15
They can't have it though. No, no kick cats are good.
33:20
Oh. Man well.
33:21
It just breaks right off. Hey.
33:24
Put a little curve on it. Hey Luke, What's the next
33:28
question, Luke? What's something that the people
33:31
you dated all have in common? They're all ass.
33:35
They're all asses. Yeah, they're all ass.
33:37
They all have big Dicks, I'll give them that.
33:40
I don't touch. Know how to pick them, huh?
33:42
Yeah, I don't touch. You have to put.
33:44
Lottery Pick 3. You gotta poke, try to touch it.
33:54
You gotta try to see it before you.
33:57
So you like Dick pics? Yeah.
33:59
I haven't got a Dick pic since like 8th grade.
34:02
I actually got the. I got the.
34:03
Wrong Dick pic. Someone sent me the wrong.
34:07
Dick pic. So you got a Dick pic by.
34:08
Because I never I'd like someone else had this phone number
34:11
before me. Oh.
34:12
Damn. Why?
34:13
And they said you missed this Dick.
34:15
Wrong pic. I was like wrong Dick pic.
34:18
I was like, hold on, but it was a nice, it was a nice Dick.
34:21
Wow, it was chocolate. So they just gravitate to you?
34:23
The nice Dick, I guess. That's crazy.
34:25
Like a orbit. I don't want to shrimp, so
34:28
that's and I don't want no Bush. But how could you tell if if?
34:31
You could tell. I feel like you could tell
34:33
sometimes in the pants. So, for example, I work with a
34:36
kid that were like really tight pants and like, you see no
34:38
bulge, but then you have another kid that I work with and that
34:41
shit was just doing. That shit was right there every
34:44
day, right there in those little khakis.
34:47
I was like, he was hung, but like, I didn't find him
34:50
attractive, so I didn't touch him, but I just stared at it.
34:52
You know what I mean? You stared at it.
34:54
Yeah, well, respect that, man. You never know.
34:56
He didn't know. But I just.
34:58
Ex say about you. Oh Lord, oh Lord.