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Love Island USA Recap, plus Dish on Kenya Moore and Kelly Bensimon · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Darling, Drama, Darling. Happy Thursday, everybody, It's Drama Darling.
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And I've got some really special Darlings with me today. Emily Deesis Hi,
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Emily Hello, and Deanna shang Hi, Deanna Hello. Oh my gosh,
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what a panel today, to discuss what else but Love Island and the eight
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hundred episodes that have dropped since last week. I know that we will get
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into that, but before we do, we've got a little bit of dish
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to serve up. So let's just get right into it. Show we big
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dish, Yes we shall. Let's serve up the dish. First of all,
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I just want to just a lighthearted little story here about Kelly ben Simone.
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She called off her wedding and refused to marry the gentleman because she saw
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a red flag. And you know what that red flag was? Yes,
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Emily tell us class. Okay, thank you, Emily, Yes you did.
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You're very good at that. Okay, Emily tell the class. Because
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he wouldn't sign up prenup. Good job, Emily. Gold star financeeer Scott
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Littner. Four days before the pair were supposed to tie the knot, you
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know, Kelly told People Magazine and Exclusive that she refused to marry him after
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he wouldn't sign a prenup. Ultimately, my decision is nobody's business, which
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is why I'm doing this People Exclusive. I'm kidding me, but I understand
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that there is speculation and gossip, and I want to put an end to
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it all. So she told people to be clear, he refused to sign
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a prenuptial agreement, and I refuse to marry him full stop. Wow,
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that's really cutting it close. Well, I mean sometimes those things come right
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down to the wire, like right down to the wire, dude. And
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good for her. She needs to protect those jelly beans and gummy bears,
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you know, Teresa, listen up. Yeah, I mean I wish more
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housewives would just be like, you know what, the wedding day's not worth
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it. I'm out completely. I'm really impressed with her, especially considering I
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mean, he obviously knows about finances. He's a financier whatever that Where the
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hell that means? Yeah, but that sounds like to me, I'm marrying
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someone and to get their money. Ah. I mean, here's the thing,
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it is, Kelly, So I have to just take a step back
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and say, did he not sign the prenup or did he not sign the
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prenup agreement that she offered? And he had a different agreement and they just
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couldn't come to an agreement. And now she's saying he wouldn't sign a prenup.
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There's a big like maybe she was like, after if we get divorced
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within a year, I get half of your earnings. Like I don't,
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No, I don't want to, but yes, there's like not to right.
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I'm just I would like to hear his side. Interesting. You know,
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Kelly has a hard time navigating facts, you know, that's the thing.
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And it also seems elusive, like everything that she does feels like there's
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no plan in place, and that's just a feeling I'm getting. That's not
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you know, based on anything. But I just, yeah, I appreciate
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you setting up that flare because we do have to wonder. I have to
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wonder. Yeah, Like I know that she has assets now because she's a
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very successful real estate agent, but that's for all the real estate agents listening,
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and I know they're out there. But yeah, there's something I think
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when this and it gets really stressful. We've seen Kelly in those exact situations,
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and the truth gets kind of murky, and then all of a sudden,
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she's got like this very hard concept of reality that doesn't match anybody else's.
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Wow, you guys have really drilled down on this, and I wasn't
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expecting it because it's a story of triumph and it's a heroic journey and we've
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sat up and that's our job. The statement added that Littner, who works
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as a wealth management advisor, refused to sign a prenuptial agreement, effectively stalling
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their engagement mere days before the wedding. People has reached out to Littner for
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comment on the end of the engagement, but did not receive an immediate response.
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All right, well, I mean they've been engaged since last July.
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Mm hmm, so that does tell me they've you know, like you said,
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they've been working on this prenup for quite some time, or they put
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it off because they were talking about the terms like on a very chill level,
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and then things got real and then things probably she went to her attorneys,
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he went to his and and I and whatever happened there, then she
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he wouldn't sign her terms or vice versa. I remember when they were on
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ultimate girls trip and she was like literally right there right now, uh huh.
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It was so strange, like in and aside, I don't even know
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where they were, but it was to somebody and it was a throwaway.
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She's just like, I'm getting married, and you're like, what, right,
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didn't she say something like yeah, I think I'm getting engaged or I
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think I'm getting engaged. I'm engaged. Oh yeah, and then she and
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somebody's like, why don't you say or why don't you tell me? But
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then it was kind of like it was weird because because it was like because
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I didn't know I was getting engaged right again, it didn't make any sense.
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And you're like, I can't make hands your details of what you say.
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Yeah, did you write you have letters from him? Yes? Was
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that him? I remember Teresa got letters from it. And then there was
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another round of someone who got letters? Was it her? I think she
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had some letters she was reading them to like Derinda, and Derenda was like,
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yeah, oh yeah, Teresa wasn't on that. Yeah, she was
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reading letter Aaron was reading her letters to Dereinda and it was yeah, Deirinda
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hated it. She hated it, and she was like, you know that
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is something that is a letter that was written with some his stype of love
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that you know, And in the confession she was like, I just don't
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think that is just weird. That is weird. Yeah, it's weird.
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It's weird, all right, Well, anything else we want to say about
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that story before we move on to the next. I love that, Yeah,
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I mean I do like that. It's going to feel like a wind
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to her, you know, whether it is or not, that space,
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she'll live in that space. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd also like somebody
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to present their wedding invite because I'm also like, as I sit here,
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like not feeling that there was a wedding plant, do you know what I
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mean? Yeah, Wow, receipts, screenshots, timeline, fucking everything.
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I think there was probably a wedding planned, you do, Yeah, only
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because she wouldn't have this hard ass line to the press about the pre nut,
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like they just would not have the wedding. Now, I'm just thinking,
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I don't know what to believe you. Yeah, you brought us into
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Yeah, you don't want to open up this Pandora's box that we can't really
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believe a word she says. I mean I think he was like, like,
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you know, what's the word last and final? You know, offer,
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and and so she was like, well, we were gonna talk.
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I was gonna put the down payment down on the rehearsal I mean the rehearsal
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dinner space and the wedding space in four days, So that means that that's
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when the wedding was and that's what she's spinning. No, I don't know.
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I don't know. The way she came for Tank men, it was
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so oh takement, oh Tanks, tank Girl, like back in the eighties.
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Yeah, the way she was like gunning for her was so strange.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, you guys are on tank. We're still on Tank
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Girl. We're still on Tank Girl. Yeah, anyway, it doesn't do
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It's just like she Tank is so regular and so a non threat, do
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you know what I mean? Like Tank is just easy in my book of
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everyone on that, and Kelly was like, you're trying to get the like
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she was in the audience's point of view the entire time, which couldn't have
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been stranger, Like the audience isn't gonna like that. Do you guys remember
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that it doesn't matter moving. Yeah, it was weird. And then I
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think I do remember there being something also with the whole the Takeman and Ashley
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Madison thing and then wanting her to talk about it and right, yeah,
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and I have to hear about that. Yeah, yeah, it was it
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was all. It was all unsettling, mainly because of Okay, No,
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I'm kidding, Kelly Ben Simone, Yeah, okay, Well, you know
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we've stayed too long in that story, ladies and gentlemen, way too long.
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But we'll move on to this is about This is like a ken We're
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gonna talk about Kenya now. But there was a blind item item itemin and
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I saw this on All About t our Age, So I don't know if
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this was THEIRS or if they're reposting from Duma, but it says the suspended
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housewipe is going to file a discrimination lawsuit against the network because they have done
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nothing to the bar star who did the same thing. In fact, his
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salary was doubled. So we're talking about Kenya Moore and Tom Sandibal now.
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Also, the other piece of news that has come out today was that Brandy
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Glanville has now spoken out in support of Kenya for what's happening to her and
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her subsequent firing from the show, because that has been reported that she was
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allegedly fired. Now Brandy is basically took to her social media and said women
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are physically fighting on Jersey and that seems to be okay with producers. Where
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is HR now? Also, I'm pretty sure producers pushed Kenya to show that
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video. They know what is going to happen before it does, just like
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they knew, just like they all knew of Taylor Taylor from Beverly Hills,
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just like they all knew of Taylor's physical abuse as it was happening. Create
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the villain, enable the villain, praise the villain, then punish the villain
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for being a villain. No, so let's discuss Emily. You go for
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it now. I mean this, we were talking about it before the show,
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and I know we've said it before. This happened like on camera Kenya's
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incidentt Yeah, with Universal basically if they accepted it co signing it, it
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is revenge porn to its. I don't know what Georgia law is, but
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it's like, why did she do it to get back at her, to
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prove something in a revengeful way to this new housewife Kenya. I mean,
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like it is completely terrible, and she did it on the clock as a
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plan of Sandoval, which you're drawing the conclusion that Sandoval did not write Deanna.
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You were mentioning this before we began. Yeah, I mean, same
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same thought, you know it just that was not on the clock. It
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wasn't on cameras weren't rolling. So it's just too in terms of responsibility,
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response and responsibility, those are two different areas. Do we So are we
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thinking that production did know this was going to happen? Well, that's what
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Brandy is alleging. I mean, I don't. There's no way to know,
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you know, I think it's possible that if they did know, Kenya
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would have spoken out about that on her social media saying, like I ran
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this by production, they knew this was going to happen, So you know,
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maybe they knew the drum line was going to happen that one time,
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because I mean they're you know, they're filing around outside. But it's very
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easy to hide whatever visual aids that you're bringing to a party. You know,
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you've got your poster board, and isn't that what it was? Wasn't
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it still photos blown up on a board? That's how I recall it to
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be. Yeah, So that being said, you know, I don't.
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I think it'd be very easy to hide from production. And certainly the camera
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person who spoke out said that they were so shocked in Florida as to what
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was going on. They forgot they were even filming, you know, so
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like if they knew, if producers knew that that was going to happen,
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perhaps they would have had a cameraman already ready to zoom in on whatever that
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item was, you know what I mean. So to me, I don't
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think that production knew ahead of time. But I do understand Brandy's point what
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she does this sort of parenthetical media post after she does her first one and
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the second one, which is create the villain, enable the villain, praise
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the villain, and then punish the villain for being a villain. I actually
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think there is some truth to that that is not level, but it's agree.
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It's not this, but it is that on some level. Now,
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the other thing is that people are bringing up remember when Joe Gorga showed Danielle
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Stobbs sex tape, and that's when that whole fake and square tits thing happened.
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You know, we're going back to that, and you know, a
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long time ago. It's a long time ago, and so you know,
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I think if that would have happened today, they'd be in real trouble as
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well. But I don't know the statue of limitations on that they I mean,
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they're still in New Jersey, like maybe there is still something. I
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mean, I don't know a lot of that changed, so there still could
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be something there. M it's a porn that she had out, Oh it
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was. It was a porn, Okay, so that maybe I'm asking.
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I'm not thinking, I think so. I think I think so. I'm
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not trying to say she did that with somebody and then yeah, because it
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was right, okay, I think you might be right about that. Also
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a little different, not still totally inappropriate to uh air as producers, like
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as productives Bravo, they shouldn't have aired that well, they did air like
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the reaction, the reaction, and then I think that led to people,
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you know, going online and searching for it, which you could find.
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So I think that you're right. I don't think that they'd be held accountable
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for that. We would have to go I think that we may have seen
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it, guys, we'd have to go back, not full like they might
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have blurred things out. But I'm kind of either maybe I looked I looked
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it up, or I'm having a flash, or it was on the TV.
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On some level, I remember there were like stars over her boobs,
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but you could see the shape of her breast. As to why Kim D
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sorry Kim G was calling her fake and square tits because of the implants.
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So oh, by the way, Bryce Sander was reporting that, you know
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he's from entertainment tonight. Bryce Sander reported that Kenya Moore chose to walk away
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from Atlanta and not wait for the outcome of an investigation by Bravo. So
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that's what he's saying. Damn, They're still going to do one because they
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have to because this is an HR nightmare. And we keep talking about Kenya.
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There's this other woman that is you know what I mean, Like she's
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the real victim here, not Kenya. So I also cannot believe that,
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like Candy is siding with Kenya on this. It says, so I don't
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think she wasn't even there, Yeah, and I would think she would be
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because her I'm paraphrasing here, but it's basically like, you know, all
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bets are off with reality TV and then ken you did this and all of
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a sudden there's a punishment. I'm like, totally paraphrasing, but that was
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the vibe, and I was like, yeah, no, not all bets
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are off and if anything like this would I don't think this maybe ten years
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ago maybe, but like this is so extreme that I definitely in the last
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five years, I don't think Bravo would have put up with this, But
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I don't know. Here's the thing that I think Candy, if I'm like
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had to assess it from a distance, is that there are so many inequities
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about how the women of color get treated versus the white women. So yeah,
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for sure, I think that it's cumulative, and she's looking at the
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big picture and wants to represent and wants to have her back in this.
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So but the truth of this fitsarticular incident. Candy's in the wrong, you
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know, for standing up for Kenya on this, which yeah, I mean
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it's it's pretty cut and dry, you know, but it's like then I
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have to look inward. I enjoyed uh Danielle clocking Jen with a plastic cup
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the other night. That was fun for me. I enjoyed it. If
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it was a glass, would it be different? Yeah, I would have
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felt differently, you know, have I did? I feel that I go
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back to the fight with with uh on Potomac with a between Candice you had
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with and like when I think about that, you know, is it that
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different in like someone's instigating and then there's a pull, you know, it's
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it's not wildly different. And did I feel differently about it? I did?
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You know, so why maybe I have to look inWORD on that.
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You know, it's complicated and these are a case by case basis and we
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always have to factor in that there's bias and that is really ingrained and not
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be hard to part out. Speaking of that, I mean Jen should ultimately
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be fired. She should not be able to put hands on someone. And
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for that respect, I mean, if you're going to really put one rule
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on it, then Danielle would have to go right along with her, but
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maybe at a lesser consequence because she's responding, maybe she should be you know,
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benched for a little while. But if you put hands on somebody,
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then you should have consequences because period dot Like I mean, I really do
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feel that strongly about it. The law, I think, if I'm not
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mistaken, you do have the right to defend yourself if someone puts hands on
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you, Like you don't need to sit in like prayer pose like you can
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respond. So it is the person who initially does it. Yeah, so
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I'm not a lawyer or anything. I mean, it could possibly be that
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maybe they did fire Jen and that's part of the reason why there's no finale.
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I mean, sorry, no reunion. Maybe it gets so out of
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control that like they don't want them to be in the same room together and
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they're just firing everybody at the end of this, and that's why there's no
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reunion. I tell you, I come up with a wild theory every week,
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and there's my new one. Yeah. I also feel like, you
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know, back to what Brandy said, it's like it is. I mean,
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at the end of the day, if everybody got paid what they should
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get paid, this would be different, be lawsuits. But I really do
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believe that like against Bravo. But I think that to Brandy's what she was
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saying about, like, oh, comparing something to like, you know,
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what happened when she was on. I mean, this is like two different
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planets we live on. And if Bravo is learning from mistakes and evolving,
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then I do think you can't make you can't keep holding them to what they
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were when all of this genre started, you know, twenty years ago.
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Well that's by grasping at straws because she's you know, she's down. She's
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she's down, she is fighting against she's against the ropes, and no one's
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coming for her, no one is helping her, and she is just yeah,
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she's out there on her own. I also can't believe how messy there
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the whole like anti Bravo campaign is getting, because if they again, like
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there's another if I was them, I would have the back of the new
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cast member that had this happened to her and be like, why weren't you
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producing this better to know what Kenya had in store for me? Like that,
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to me is a stronger case than Kenya being like I thought you were
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allowed to do revenge porn, all bets were off. I thought, like
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that's you know what I mean. What's the most bizarre about this is that
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Kenya is extremely intelligent, So I don't know in what world she thought that
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this would be okay, Like I just can't It's like part of me keeps
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thinking we have to be missing something, like she didn't actually think that this
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was going to be okay, Like why on earth would she do something like
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this? And I know she goes for it. I know she goes low.
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I know that in the past we've seen her, you know, say
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the worst thing really, but she probably got bad advice from her inner.
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So like, if if this image lived online and then Kenya didn't realize it
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actually was private, I don't know, like right, so yeah, and
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maybe it does live online. Maybe it was public and maybe that's Kenya's argument,
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So yeah, I don't know. Well, guys, what a world,
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what a June that we're in, you know, the summer months are
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really taking a turn over here. Also, I will say, even if
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it lives online, if it wasn't consented by that's different. So so maybe,
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yeah, maybe it was murky on the it. Yeah it was online,
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and that woman's like, I didn't put it online, Like I didn't
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agree to have this online. And then that's where yeah, it's like a
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double revenge, yeah, double rentch Yeah, someone else did it and then
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Tropic time. Now. Now let's talk about Love Island. Nah. Wow,
32:21
do you think that that sound is like hypnosis and it's what is keeping
32:24
us so obsessed with this show? I just thought about that. Yeah,
32:30
maybe we've been programmed. Yeah, it's possible, because I like, the
32:37
three of us were texting last night and I think Deanna, you were like,
32:39
I wish there was an episode to my I finished. I finished the
32:45
last one, and I was like, and then it went back, you
32:49
know, a whole nother series. Oh god, I forgot it was Wednesday
32:52
and I don't have another show. Yeah, can you tell me what days
32:57
this show comes out? Because I have no clue. I mean, and
33:00
I know it comes out Thursday because we'll have one tonight, what other day?
33:02
Day? Every day except for Wednesday, every day Saturday. Yeah,
33:07
but Saturday is a recap, so you're you essentially have two days off a
33:13
week. Oh my god, those recaps are pretty stupid. I mean,
33:16
like we don't you know, I kind of Emily's like, I ate it
33:20
up with a spoon. No, no, I was in for four seconds.
33:23
I mean even with Ariana there, she gives nothing to like. I
33:28
mean she don't get me wrong, No, she looks beautiful, but she's
33:32
not bringing anything interesting, just like that other host isn't or anyone else they
33:37
have on. They're not bringing anything to the table. Well, here's where
33:42
they're helpful, though. I do think if you missed a week or several
33:46
days, you could just catch your recap and Okay, Emily, okay,
33:52
honestly, Emily, if that's how you're doing this, you're doing it.
33:59
You should go. You don't deserve it. You second check out itself,
34:02
because that's not the way. It's just not the path. No, it's
34:07
not. So Yeah, but we I we stopped recapping after episode eight,
34:15
so like we literally have to go from episode nine all the way through episode
34:20
fourteen, not in that order. I'm not saying we no, yeah,
34:23
we are definitely going to be doing broad strokes because we'll all end up in
34:28
the weeds if we go beat by Peah. But we cannot. We cannot,
34:31
So we just have to kind of like tell everybody that we just finished
34:35
watching episode fourteen. Wait, let me see, is that right? Yes?
34:40
Episode fourteen? My god, I know. But now I'm getting sad
34:45
because I'm like, wait, there's only going to be like thirty episode guys.
34:51
This is really who we were like a mere week and a half ago,
34:58
versus who we are now or even to go. It's like I never
35:01
experienced something like this where we were just like Jesus, Amy, what have
35:07
you got us doing? This? Love Island too. There's episodes falling from
35:12
the sky, falling from the sky, popping up from the ground, and
35:15
I felt I was like, this is too much to do to the darlings,
35:20
you know, like I don't know what I've done. I've got to
35:22
get myself out of this. But all like trying to figure out exit strategies,
35:30
and now we are sad that there's maybe fifteen full more episode, fifteen
35:37
hours wow of our life. Yeah yeah, enough, good for us,
35:43
you know, we're doing. You know, I think part of it has
35:45
to do with it just being summer, Like the it's hot out. It's
35:49
definitely the time of year that you want to be watching this. It's like
35:52
it feels a little bit more like we can be so immersed in it because
35:58
it's like, you know, we're all sharing that little brain cell that Rob
36:00
and Leah had passed back and forth. Yes, but the way they can't
36:07
put sentences together, the way that they don't know certain facts of the world,
36:12
the way that they drop their product. Oh was that for fun or
36:19
was that for real? No? That was real. It was real because
36:22
he had a chance to correct it and he didn't know. And you know,
36:25
Leah god lover, wasn't a hundred percent sure if she was right,
36:30
you know, while she was correcting him. No, I think she knew.
36:34
I think she just didn't want to humiliate him. Yes, okay,
36:40
but I was like, no, Leah, Leana in this is your time
36:45
the way Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. I just wanted to start
36:50
out by because it's like, how do we do this? Who knows?
36:52
But I do want to start by saying I love Leah. I just find
37:02
her to be a pisser I love, which I've now adopted, and it's
37:07
the craziest thing to take on from a reality television show. But when they're
37:13
watching like a challenge or something, and someone does something shocking or weird or
37:19
funny and she goes like she does, she makes this face like she's gonna
37:25
blow. She's like, I now I'm doing that in my life. Yeah,
37:32
I think she's I don't know why they are making her like the jerk
37:37
of the island when it's so the jerk of the island. It's awful.
37:44
I am so mad at everybody. You do you don't think on any level.
37:50
Leah is talking out of both sides of her mouth because she one pc
37:53
is and but I love it, like I love that she There was one
37:59
quote about something about her calling Oh yeah, she was talking about Rob and
38:04
she was slamming him because this was after they voted, you know, Onrea
38:10
to go home and he didn't leave with her, and she's like, you're
38:15
still up there on your overalls? What up? Like her sighs are killing
38:21
me, and her voice like it's one of those things that you just keep
38:24
hearing her be like no, no, but no, but no, but
38:30
wait no, no, wait, but no, but no, like she's
38:35
giving me Lisa Barlow energy on a certain level. But her voice cracks me
38:39
up because she is completely playing both sides of the field, like this whole
38:45
voting, let's talk about the voting, Andrea and hakeem outnight. Okay this
38:52
part, Oh my god, so obviously Arianna. Arianna arrives and she does
38:59
her asked very serious, like you guys, the ship is going to go
39:05
down, and I am not here to play. I am not here to
39:07
flirt. I am not here to have fun, Like something is going to
39:10
happen, and so here we have. She was like America has voted for
39:16
their favorite couple, and the gasps and just you would have thought, you
39:22
know, Kennedy was again. And they never seemed to anticipate anything, like
39:31
dread her. They always dread Arianna's appearance. Ari's here, no wrong,
39:37
No, they're just crying in Janet's face is like a doll. I'm like,
39:45
yeah, she's is she real? Is she? And Ai she kind
39:47
of looks like an animated character with that sad face that in the eyelashes all
39:52
the time. But anyway, I digress. So arian is there and then
39:58
she's like, the bottom three couples are at risk, and so she's like,
40:02
and they do this on Dancing with the Stars, So I thought this
40:05
was funny. She's like, in no particular order Live and Miguel, you're
40:10
immune from votes. And I was like, oh shit, because Live would
40:14
have been out of there, no problem gone. They would have voted for
40:17
her. I can't believe she was immune because of Miguel. Yeah, I
40:23
know. No, I just I'm so upset that she was immune because I
40:27
really do feel like she can't connect with her mom, like she can't connect
40:30
with it. But we do need her, guys, because she is the
40:34
voicive reason like she's like she is the host. She is like she's keeping
40:39
us all the way together on this show. Like truly, I look to
40:44
her as a guide, I really do. She can't. She cannot connect
40:47
with her own reflection in a pond, like I don't know, there's nothing
40:51
behind those eyes. She goes and sits in soul ties and wait, I'm
40:57
waiting for her to have any kind of passion her charisma towards anyone, and
41:00
it's working this thing because she's most she's working like she's going to go home
41:06
to her husband and kids. After that, Serena and Cordel, Kaylor and
41:12
Aaron, Leah and Connor and not save Nicole and Kendall Big surprise Andrea and
41:20
Rob, Janee and Hakem. Well, obviously people voted America voted for Rob
41:24
because they all hate him, so they want him to go now they put
41:30
it on a fellow. I think they hate Andrea. I think that is
41:34
what it is like. I think that people did America. I yeah,
41:37
I think that they just didn't like the breakup of Leah and Rob. No,
41:44
maybe I'm wrong, No, you're right. No, Rob Andrea.
41:49
I swear, I was like taking a back seat to the voting. I
41:52
swear because we weren't really given a chance in terms of the footage we saw
41:58
to really get to know Andrea. She was just a little like I didn't
42:02
I didn't form an opinion on her one way or the other. But I
42:05
think some people had a visceral reaction to her. Really Okay, well,
42:09
I haven't been on the threads about it, but she didn't do any wrong
42:13
in my opinion. I think she was playing the game just fine, and
42:15
she made a connection with Rob and he gave her a chance, and I
42:19
think that's great. The fact that the fellow Islanders had to decide who goes
42:24
was amazing and it's incredible to me. Is it just youth that you can
42:30
just start crying so easily and tears fall down your face's rise all the time.
42:37
I said this before he did it on Traders. He's very tactile,
42:39
so he touches every one. He did this on Traders, Okay, he
42:45
would just be like a like a shawl around someone's shoulders. On Traders,
42:51
it would just be like, oh, someone sitting in that chair and Aaron's
42:53
wrapped around their shoulders. That's funny. And he's doing it here too,
43:00
like it's crazy, Like that's just I don't think it's crazy. She is
43:04
for him, it's it's charming, you know, yeah, because it's hot
43:09
and British. Yeah right. If it was somebody else, you'd be like,
43:13
I'm working out, I'm going to file a lawsuit immediately, right.
43:17
I obviously knew that Hikeem was going I mean there was no question. Yeah,
43:22
we all knew, right, yeah, yeah, okay, So all
43:24
of the women that were left that that they had to vote on it was
43:29
Janey, Nicole and Andrea, who did you think should go home? Jane?
43:35
Yeah? How about you? I live and breathe for Janey. She
43:44
is so much better than everybody else on this show in every way, shape
43:50
or form. She had a nice little she has got a nice little brain
43:54
on her. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She is so so unproblematic, and
44:01
yet people have come for her in a way that I find shocking, like
44:08
whatever, what's his? Nuts? Has a honor? What the what is
44:15
his? Yeah? Just like hit her with shrapnel like there was no reason.
44:22
It was weird. Did we just not see something that was I would
44:27
not see it. I don't know, No, I don't know. I'm
44:30
just trying to use as we are. She's like, what did I ever
44:34
do to any of you people? So quite frankly, yeah, I was
44:42
happy to keep her. Okay, okay, I will be the keeper too.
44:45
I love her, But the logic behind keeping her was didn't make any
44:50
sense. And I thought that the women really drop the ball on a very
44:57
uh what to me was obvious to say, you have to look at who
45:00
has relationships and who doesn't, and who's building you're Dernda like I it's like
45:12
that that little nice noise popping up in the background to me just then,
45:16
that's so funny. I don't even know what it is. You say it
45:25
forgeted ready forget it? No, yes, but I like that. The
45:30
girls were like, go scratch your ass. We did. It was our
45:35
choice. We chose our choice. We made our choice. And guess what
45:40
where did Rob sit? Right there? Who's he rolling up to? Same
45:45
night? No, next still there next day. Well, I will say
45:52
I think they obviously were biased towards Jenny because they all love her, so
45:57
it was never a question whether she was going home. They said out of
46:00
the gate, and Serena was the first one to shay, She's like,
46:02
well, Jenny's staying. You know, we all know that, but you're
46:06
not. Actually you're Connor said this. I think it's not friendship island,
46:10
it's love island. You know. I appreciate Aaron said that try because I
46:15
had it in my notes and then he said it. I was like,
46:17
damn it, Aaron. Oh, it's good. He's right though, because
46:21
it's like, you still also have to do your job. I mean,
46:22
if you're a juror, you know, you have to like look at the
46:27
facts, you have to see what's what, so In my opinion, I
46:30
don't think it was right Andrea and Rob, despite how they got together,
46:35
despite what a douchebag Rob is, they should have let them be like they
46:39
have found they have found a connection and they are there for Love Island.
46:44
For Leah to say, well, we just thought that, like you know,
46:47
Andrea wasn't open to like meeting anybody else, It's like, well,
46:52
isn't that the point that you are supposed to find your person? Makes sense?
46:57
Yeah, and in that logic, Kaylor and Aaron should be absolutely,
47:02
but they were. They weren't voted like they were to say, watch your
47:07
guys, because if we're using that logic, using that logic, then go,
47:12
you know, pack your bags and go. It just it did not
47:15
make sense to me. And I thought it's going to look really bad because
47:17
it's gonna look like, yeah, they're they're choosing Janey, when in fact,
47:22
like how many more bombshells can we have? Although then again, I
47:25
mean we do have fifty more episodes left, so that being said, maybe
47:30
they see the long term game better than I do. But I just thought
47:34
it was a wrong choice. I thought Janey should have gone, and I
47:37
honestly thought if I were Janee in that case. I don't know if I
47:42
would have done this, but I would have been like, you know what,
47:45
you you stay, I'll go like, yeah, I haven't made connections
47:47
with any one, not one person. Did she make a connection with this
47:52
whole time. It has not worked for her. So bye. Well it's
47:58
not that she's not trying, I know, but it's not working. Yourself
48:02
up there escause no one answered me. I disagree that it's not working.
48:07
You have it's not working. Goodbye, Jay, goodbye. I love you
48:12
have your own show. I think she's keeping the door open if you use
48:19
their the gal's logic, and it doesn't it doesn't track across Kayler and Aaron.
48:23
But if you use a gal's logic that Jenney's been open and there's going
48:28
to be more people coming in, then somebody would then be good for Janey
48:34
and Andrea would be closed off to that. None of it makes sense.
48:37
They should have just drawn a name. I think Live said that at the
48:40
beginning, and that's what they should have done. I also just think that
48:44
they should have had Nicole go home because they just found out. If anything,
48:47
I would have rather even Nicole go home before Andrea because Nicole was kind
48:54
of sneaking around behind Uh well, I don't know if you can't sneaking,
48:59
it's yeah, yeah, And that goes back to the Leah thing about like
49:06
talking out of both sides. First of all, this is happening so fast,
49:08
and Andrea was there for four days. Rob said at that point when
49:13
she left, so that was four days ago that Leah. I appreciate that
49:16
she's still like sad about Rob, because I'm like, oh, that's I
49:20
would be sad if I thought I had a real connection and it was bullshit.
49:23
Especially don't forget pissed about Rob. But she hasn't stopped being pissed.
49:29
Yeah, but I would be too, because like they had it, they
49:31
were already tested and Rob came right back to her from Live remember that,
49:37
So it was kind of like a double down, like we're going to be
49:39
a thing and then Rob just But the thing is Rob is talking shit about
49:45
Leah to people, not mentioning that he is totally like, yeah, man,
49:51
I think the door is open. I never saw. I don't want
49:53
to say too much. I'll get in trouble, Like in terms of like
49:57
he's absolutely gaslighting her, thinking like maybe this could be a thing again.
50:01
He's the word. He is like, Ladies, study up because this guy
50:07
will get us every time. You know, it's like it's very difficult to
50:12
navigate a rob very. He's he's worse than most because he's a little bit
50:21
smarter. I mean reproduct aside, but I mean he's got I don't know
50:28
how to say it, but there's just more. Dude, she's kind of
50:31
manipulating when he's in. Was when he was insul ties with himself Andrea,
50:39
what's that just himself? Yeah, well he finally got to jerk off,
50:45
I hope when he spent the night in there by himself. But when he
50:47
put it on her, Okay, what do you want me to do?
50:51
Do you want me to leave? Oh my god? I was like,
50:52
fuck you dude, he does that every time. Yeah, that's why he's
50:57
so dangerous as a guy I might be interested in. I laughed, not
51:02
that I am so hard when he was like, well I think I'll stay.
51:09
I mean, Brett was like, what is so funny? I was
51:12
like, this guy is the biggest dude bag. I knew in a millisecond
51:16
there was no chance he was gonna go the fact that he was doing lip
51:21
service like that. He was trying to get out of his seat and someone
51:24
was holding him back. What's he gonna do? Who's he gonna go for?
51:28
He was so mad that they sent her home, and he's going for
51:31
Aaron. So he's saying, he chows eron, That's who he showed.
51:37
He didn't show choose Andrea or Leah. Aaron was bawling to keep him and
51:42
he shows Aeron. What you feel like he stayed for Aaron? Yeah,
51:50
oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, you're oh, I think
51:52
he just wants to be on TV. No, he on TV? Yeah?
51:55
Hell, he absolutely and Leah have a very similar silly person offbeat personality.
52:07
They both like they're weird. We do we do like shorts and Joe
52:14
a little bit. You know, it's like it's their weirdness. Is makes
52:17
a ton of sense. Did he like find Andrea extremely attractive? Yes?
52:23
Did you think she was nice? Sure? He didn't have the same chemistry
52:28
with her in terms of personality wise, they did not really. It was
52:31
more sexual. Yeah, it was more physical attraction and she was fine,
52:37
you know, like they they had fine conversations, but he was the goofiness
52:42
like he has not gotten over Leah. I hate to break it to the
52:45
world, but he hasn't. He still was kind of like thinking about her
52:50
because they're more natural together. There was second he was like, what do
52:53
you want me to do? I was like, oh my god, this
52:58
guy and she was like really, you know, I mean she and s
53:05
boy? Did she cry hard? Oh? Oh my good god. It
53:07
was awful that I did too. Brett kept walking by and he's like,
53:13
what is this show? Everyone's crying so much. I'm like, well,
53:15
I know, I mean, this is what it is right now. But
53:20
the fact that he went from like, oh, there's no reason for me
53:23
to stay to well, I mean I would want to stay for Aaron to
53:30
oh I just don't know what I'll do. I mean, should I go
53:34
to like it was the Yeah, I think i'll I think I would regret
53:37
it. It was the funniest journey. And I just laughed so hard because
53:40
it was like, dude, you never had any inclination of leaving for a
53:44
hot second. And I love the fakeness. Do they get paid the longer
53:49
they're on? Yeah, what's the answer? Okay? No, I mean
53:52
I wouldn't want to leave Fiji either. No, I mean you've you've set
53:58
up your life to be a part of this and yeah, so yeah,
54:01
then I have to say, if this is about a connection, you've made
54:06
your connection, then let me ask you this. So when Leah's like,
54:10
they've known each other for four days, I've known him since the very beginning,
54:15
And I'm like, well, how long has it been since the beginning?
54:17
Five days? Because those bombshells came in pretty quick? Like, so
54:22
what you've known him six days? You know? That was the funny thing.
54:24
You can't actually figure out the timeline she's not telling you. She's making
54:29
it seem like since the very beginning of time, Yeah, which was only
54:32
a few days longer than I think that they were there five days ahead of
54:38
those bombshells arriving. I think that's right because Live was the first bombshell,
54:47
yes, and that, and she broke them up. Okay, And she
54:52
doesn't seem like a bombshell at all these days. There's just nothing behind.
54:57
She's so beautiful, but I don't it's strange when she's around the girls and
55:02
she's kind of talking shit, like having their backs and stuff. I just
55:06
I love that side of her. But then when she sits down and talks
55:08
to a guy. I I don't know what happens. My assessment of her
55:15
is that she's not fun. No, no, no. In terms of
55:20
the guys there, I think that, yeah, I don't think she's like
55:23
I don't know if she's a ton of fun, but like the guys there,
55:25
I think are either too immature for her or like this new guy,
55:31
she can spot a player from a mile away, like, I think she's
55:36
actually a little like more savvy wrote yeah, like way more savvy and more
55:43
road weary. I don't know if that's a thing, but then more tested,
55:46
you know, more road hard and wear that is what you're saying than
55:50
the rest of the gals. And so I just think that like she yeah,
55:55
like her guy would have to strike such a specific fit court, I
56:00
think I would love to see that happen. So I give you that.
56:06
I think that's a really good point. So when the guys think, well,
56:09
at least some of the guys, Connor said this to Leah that Leah
56:14
and Live kicked out Andrea to get back at Rob and Leah's like, what,
56:21
No, I didn't, No, I didn't have anything to do with
56:23
that. And then she goes and talks to they have this sit down.
56:28
She finally talks to Rob and I'm like, oh my god, don't talk
56:30
to him, like it's gonna look so bad. It's gonna look like you
56:35
whatever. So she's trying to have this well, yeah, of course we
56:39
all wanted it, this very serious conversation. She's like no, but like
56:44
no, but like what are you thinking? Like no, but nobody,
56:47
yes, no, he was like a biggie of lizards or eels steal steels
56:57
and she wants to know. She's just like, I just want you to
56:59
be happy, and like, I don't know that, Like it's just it
57:02
was ten minutes of them not saying anything, which is why I can't believe
57:07
that we watch this show. I just you know. So anyway, he's
57:10
like, I don't know how eels reproduct and then there's that. So then
57:17
she walks away from that, goes and talks to Connor and is just like,
57:22
just wanted you to know we have a connection and all this stuff.
57:24
But I just wanted you to know I talked to him and just made sure
57:28
things were cool. And then he goes in to hug her maybe kiss her,
57:31
and she boops him on the nose. Well, yeah, saw it.
57:37
They do hug and then there's just like a weird like kind of high
57:40
five. Yeah, it was just to bear witness too all Anna on Rob
57:45
she wants him back, and she sees a window and she's trying to get
57:49
it out of Rob, like what are you thinking? What are you thinking?
57:52
What are you thinking? No, but Noba, nobad, what are
57:53
you thinking? And she knows she looks stupid, but she also likes him.
57:59
You know, it's tough. She'd love to walk away with a little
58:01
something in her pocket from him. But all they gave each other were like
58:07
knowing glances. Really, I think he I think he said, I think
58:13
he definitely implied more than that. Yeah, you're right, Yeah he was
58:16
like I'm still I've been yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, because he safely
58:22
said doors open, baby, with full deniability. And that's the worst because
58:30
like now she can be like he's the heat. Yeah. But I guess,
58:34
like the one thing that I will never go back and watch, but
58:38
it would be helpful if we could get a replay was I don't know how
58:45
how hard she went in on Andrea being kicked out. Maybe she thought she
58:50
wasn't going in on it hard or went in on who was like when she's
58:54
defending herself or saying to Rob that she didn't she was not that vocal.
59:00
Oh right, if we could go back to the discussion when they were voting,
59:04
is what you're saying, yeah twelve angry and just see who's yeah saying.
59:08
It wasn't clear to me that she was louder or more intense about it
59:14
than somebody else. But the gals all were like Kaylor that she was,
59:17
and Live seemed to really seem to think that she was Live like shot,
59:23
Live is the foreman of the operation, and so when our foreman looks over
59:29
and and shoots a look, I have to align with that. She's my
59:34
like, I I think that Live would tell us, Live tells us everything.
59:38
So you know, if she's saying Andrea, you know, was being
59:45
pushed out by Leah, I believe that. Yeah. But now we're also
59:52
like it's now we're in a calculation move in terms of staying you're now we're
59:58
playing a game too, because you you can't just get rid of Connor if
1:00:01
you're trying to work something out with Rob and he needs more time, so
1:00:05
you don't want to get off the island, so like there's it's now turning
1:00:10
into a little bit of survivor as well in terms of like that's why when
1:00:15
Rob is telling like so, Rob and Connor sit down to talk and they're
1:00:20
basically throwing Leah under the bus, and they're both agreeing that. Rob says
1:00:24
Leah has no credibility. Connor says, I question her word now. Connor
1:00:29
doesn't want to be a game piece, which at this point he is.
1:00:32
She's clearly told everybody she doesn't like him anymore. Rob says, she's webbing
1:00:37
lies and I think she had an agenda when they had a chance to vote
1:00:42
someone out. So they are fully both coming together to go against her.
1:00:47
Yeah, and again I just don't like Robin this. I just don't.
1:00:52
He should kiss all his douchebag mouth shut. Yeah, he has to vilify
1:00:57
these people. He keeps trying to this to Leah. He always he wants
1:01:00
her to be the asshole. And like when she was like mad at him
1:01:05
for choosing Andrea, rather than being like, yeah, I must have hurt
1:01:08
her feelings, she said, fuck you. I mean that's you know,
1:01:13
how I dare she? I know, it's like, what do you expect?
1:01:15
You screwed her over and of course she's going to be mad. It's
1:01:19
wild for her to watch something like this happen where you see her gravitating towards
1:01:23
someone who's such an asshole. And then immediately after that, she sits down
1:01:28
with Connor, and Connor just looks at her and is like, you're just
1:01:30
so beautiful and you're funny and you're fun and I just love hanging out with
1:01:35
you and I just really love your personality and you're just so gorgeous. And
1:01:38
I was like, oh my god, and she's like, yeah no,
1:01:42
but you know, she just doesn't care. And it just goes to show,
1:01:46
you know, these are the types of things. And she says like,
1:01:49
I'm immediately going into therapy after this because she doesn't know what's wrong with
1:01:52
her, why she wants the bad guy now. I also understand her being
1:01:55
a little unattracted to Connor at this point. If his pants are too tight,
1:02:00
that is a problem. That is a very Yeah. It's kind of
1:02:07
like Live Too, where it's like he's gorgeous, but I'm just not,
1:02:12
you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. The cut where you know
1:02:16
there's a group of people recapping the situation and talking about Connor. Ps.
1:02:22
I've turned on Connor for the way he has treated Jena Ja Jane completely.
1:02:34
I don't I have hated the way he's treated her, and I don't understand
1:02:39
it, and I don't like it, and I don't like him. With
1:02:43
that said, the just deposition, the juxtaposition of her being like I have
1:02:52
the regarding Connor and him doing some sort of sort of park parkore motions to
1:03:00
go get the orange juice that's been freshly squeezed to make his boys laugh.
1:03:06
But we're seeing him roll on the ground and do strange things. But they
1:03:10
and the girls don't know what's happening. They think he's trying to come over
1:03:14
and say hi. Yeah, I fat that. They thought he was trying
1:03:16
to eavesdrop. Yeah. She was so disgusted. Leah's face, she always
1:03:22
looks pretty disgusted, like she smells something bad, but that face, I
1:03:27
mean, it was next level disgust for him. Yeah, And he was
1:03:34
just trying to be a goofball for his friends, you know, like he
1:03:37
was trying to make them laugh, like, oh, I'll get the fresh
1:03:38
I'll get the orange juices without them knowing he was. It was funny I
1:03:44
mean, it was fun, perfect, but she actually thought he was spying
1:03:47
on them. So if she's thinking that, then it's gonna be a really
1:03:51
bad look for him, and it looks really immature. I wish that he
1:03:54
would have said, they put me up to coming to get the orange juice,
1:03:58
because now she really thinks the context in this situation is everything. And
1:04:03
I don't think he even knew that she was like, he was just an
1:04:08
orange juice land, you know, so he didn't care. I don't think
1:04:12
he was dropped into it. Yeah, it was so silly, it was
1:04:15
cute, Okay, just a couple other things. Here live has an oral
1:04:23
fixation. She can't get that bottle out of her mouth, and it's driving
1:04:26
me crazy. Yep. Miguel's handstand jumps were of another world and incredibly impressive.
1:04:34
Yeah, they were impressive, but like I was, so, I
1:04:39
was like, stop it, really, you gotta show your thing, You
1:04:44
got to you gotta do it, like put it all out there. I
1:04:47
don't know. I think that it gave me the a little bit of a
1:04:50
Connor vibe. I don't know if it was like yeah, I don't know,
1:04:59
I don't know, but they were all into it. So I'm I'm
1:05:01
the odd one out on that. Okay, mcgul is so hot. Like
1:05:08
for me, Miguel, I would be it would be curtains, good night,
1:05:13
and good luck. I would not be able to survive Miguel, and
1:05:15
I would know we were not long for this world, and I wouldn't care,
1:05:19
and I would still be shooting my shot. See, I wouldn't because
1:05:25
I think he's such a top level player that I would be like, I
1:05:30
don't want to even deal with two seconds of this. Me too, Yeah,
1:05:33
I'm not I'm out on that. I don't like anybody on this island.
1:05:39
Oh really, no, I'm not attracted to anyone on this island.
1:05:42
I used to like Rob, but now I can't even see through any of
1:05:45
it. Yeah. I like Aaron. I love Aaron. I love Aaron,
1:05:49
but I but he's kind of like a like Cordel, like a kid,
1:05:53
like I don't know, like I don't. Yeah, they're kids,
1:05:56
like Cordel and Aaron are like kids to me. Yeah, Cordell is such
1:06:00
good boyfriend material it's not even funny. He's literally ready for the pickens.
1:06:05
And I hope you find someone. Yeah, I was so glad that they
1:06:09
were safe together, you know. So Leah gets a text and that it's
1:06:15
going to be a club night, and these motherfuckers lose their minds. The
1:06:23
way they responded to a club night was giving me life, Like I've never
1:06:29
I can't relate, you know, I just it's like a whole other species.
1:06:33
And I love that for them, you know, it was like this
1:06:36
alien life form. They just love to put on the skimpies and just like
1:06:40
work. And I just love when they get all excited about what the girls
1:06:45
are gonna wear. I'm like, they're literally walking around and string bikini's songs
1:06:49
all day like there's not anywhere to go from there, right right, And
1:06:55
then they actually put more clothes on for the for the evening events, and
1:07:00
I just never, I'm just like, well, that's cool, that's nice
1:07:04
that everybody gets excited for these events that are just the same event over and
1:07:10
over again. Well, this one had music, this one had a game
1:07:15
stick and twist, and this was savage. Were you surprised that Serena left
1:07:25
Cordell dancing? Yes, that was sad. That was It did take me
1:07:31
truly heartbreaking. Cordella is like I was just kept staring at him, going
1:07:36
like don't let this dim your shine, baby, like stay in the light.
1:07:44
Like I can feel you turning on women in this moment, and I
1:07:48
need you to stay pure because you are pure, and like, don't go
1:07:54
to the dark side, you know. But then I feel bad for Serena
1:07:59
because I do think that as clear as I could have been, and I
1:08:03
think she was saying, we're both still open. This is going nicely,
1:08:09
but we're both still open, like they did have that conversation, But that
1:08:13
doesn't mean leave the couple, doesn't mean such just the win. Yeah,
1:08:17
don't don't leave me out there for that opportunity is humiliating. It was.
1:08:23
That was a lost, screwed up game I've ever seen. And you know
1:08:27
what else is the most screwed up live can't dance. She is not a
1:08:30
real person. She is a robot. I think that will be revealed.
1:08:34
She was. It was like you programmed into a robot, robot dance and
1:08:40
she was doing like the watusi you know, things that we don't that aren't
1:08:45
dance. Most she was doing like the disco you know John Travolta thing.
1:08:48
It was so odd. But what the fuck is she supposed to do if
1:08:54
she's not a dancer. Now, all of a sudden, everybody's watching,
1:08:57
and everybody can do I would have done the same. Everybody can move and
1:09:00
shake a little bit. The way that they responded is there she trained in
1:09:06
clubbing. You know, if you're on that island, you better be a
1:09:11
clubber. She's not real. She's not real that day. She's a robot.
1:09:19
I have to go back and watch. I let it wash over me
1:09:23
too casually. I need to just drill down because I was excited to see
1:09:27
who the best dancer was. You know, oh, you can't get it
1:09:30
from a different angle. Yeah, I think that. I also wonder like
1:09:35
did they have people dance for different lengths of time and then they were like
1:09:41
keep going, keep going, and all of a sudden, lives like I
1:09:43
don't know what I'm doing right now, like just goofing off. Don't give
1:09:46
her the benefit of the day off. You wanted her to be up there
1:09:49
like really hardcore, like, yeah, show us what you got. They
1:09:55
were literally even saying, come on, mama, show us your moves,
1:09:59
like this this is your moment. Get up on that stage and dance your
1:10:03
booty off. I think she probably did at first, like Nicole did.
1:10:06
And I noticed that they got out a second. They got out of a
1:10:10
movie cam, so I know they did a couple takes on her. They
1:10:13
got out a movie cam, like where this slow mo. It's kind of
1:10:16
like a it's like a it's like the tracking is in real time, but
1:10:20
slow motion. It's like a lot of times like tracking shot. It's like
1:10:25
when you're you know, when they's I'm trying to it's like and I can't,
1:10:28
like in movies when they're showing the cast like come out of a situation,
1:10:32
like all banged up, but they're like super high status and it's like
1:10:35
slow mo and they're OK. So it's like they got out that kind of
1:10:41
it's an effect, and they got that out for her. That's a special
1:10:44
thing that they got out for her. They had to use all the tricks
1:10:46
in the bag to make it look like she knew what she was doing.
1:10:50
Oh so, I'm just saying, I think they filmed a lot of the
1:10:55
dancing. I wonder on what timeline that was for. Oh okay, guys,
1:11:00
you guys can protect that dance all you want. Go back and looks
1:11:03
and we keep coming to this listen the wrong salable here? Why are we
1:11:13
are we're focused on the wrong thing now, yeah, yea. So Miguel
1:11:18
correctly to this, even looking at anyone's moves, I so didn't even get
1:11:24
him. I was like, who's leaving, who's coming? I was in
1:11:27
the drama. You guys are in the I'm in the weeds. Miguel leaves
1:11:32
Live and rightfully, so you can't take this girl to the club. You
1:11:38
can't. Oh my god. So anyway, he leaves her, no big
1:11:41
surprise whatever. Leah leaves Connor, not a surprise, but humiliating. Yes,
1:11:48
And Kendall leaves Nicole. Now that was like a stick it to her
1:11:56
move. Yeah, now we did hear, and I am interested in hoping
1:12:02
talk to me. Miguel when he was like when he asked the foreman who
1:12:09
she would who what her top tier people were, he did she did say
1:12:15
Kendall, and I'm actually she was like you and Kendall. So I'm genuinely
1:12:23
curious to see if I would be very curious to see what Live would do
1:12:29
with Kendall. Oh yeah, right, no, no, no, no,
1:12:34
you're right. I was to everyone. Yeah, I was getting Live
1:12:43
and Andrea confused for a second. So my brain was trying to wrap my
1:12:45
head around it. Okay, I'm Kendall. Yeah, because she said he
1:12:53
was her other choice. Oh I miss that. I totally miss that.
1:13:00
This is good intel. Okay, I was obviously too focused on the dancing.
1:13:03
Yeah, I think, well, yeah, this is when they were
1:13:06
laying in the soul. By the way, you guys, you guys are
1:13:11
more into soul ties, Like I'm never like that quite like not drop into
1:13:15
when I'm insultized and when I'm not in soul ties. You guys seem to
1:13:19
have a very firm grasp on like the meaning of meaningful importance of being in
1:13:28
soul size. It's like a large hot tub with like couch cushions in it.
1:13:32
It's just like a weird place. I don't even I didn't even know
1:13:36
that was soul ties. I got something else was. So that's a good
1:13:40
help, Steve and soul ties, I am. But you guys are like
1:13:44
SULTI. It's all good vibes, you guys. He loves me. Not
1:13:57
what do they have anyway? Okay, all the fields, which is weird,
1:14:01
still saying that, but yeah, okay, so all the people wait,
1:14:04
who wants to say something before I move on to the how they split
1:14:08
them up. Anyone need to say anything? No, okay, So they
1:14:13
split up these two groups. The people who chose to stick with the partner
1:14:16
they go up to the balcony and they have some champagne, and the people
1:14:20
who chose to twist they go over to the fire pit. And then we
1:14:26
have three bombshells that arrive Nigel, Kenny and Cassidy. And I loved this
1:14:33
moment when Live says, what's the blone look like? And then Taylor goes,
1:14:40
we're still hot. Good. I didn't realize that blondes, you know,
1:14:48
would be so threatened by other blondes, but it makes sense that and
1:14:51
Kaylor was right on it. She's like, we're fine. The blondes are
1:14:55
intact. She's still looking, but we're still hot. She's not hotter than
1:14:58
us, bo Kaylor's fine because she's engaged right right. And then Jenney goes,
1:15:06
it's a great day to be a twisty, which killed me. Yeah.
1:15:12
Wasn't the weird though that they let the They had the rejected people up
1:15:18
on the balcony, you would think that they would get first crack at the
1:15:21
newbies. So this is what I think is going to happen. Okay,
1:15:25
so let me just throw a ridiculous theory out there. I think that to
1:15:30
prove your theory, that's what I thought too. And I think what they're
1:15:32
going to do is have the newbies pick somebody from the people who chose to
1:15:38
stick. So they're going to pick from the people the fire pit, and
1:15:43
then once they make their pick, then the balcony people will come down and
1:15:46
they'll say, all right, balcony people, you can choose to interrupt these
1:15:50
couples. Ooh. I think that's going to be the twist to the twists.
1:15:58
Okay, on board, because I really stick it to them, really
1:16:02
stick it. There you go, We got the puns, baby, because
1:16:05
it doesn't make sense that they shouldn't be getting rewarded for leaving someone high and
1:16:11
dry. However, they need to make it interesting so they'll get you know.
1:16:15
So then yeah, that's my theory. I like that. Yeah.
1:16:19
Think we'll find out tonight, thank god, tomorrow we're going to be doing
1:16:27
the brat Pack documentary, the three of us and I see, wait are
1:16:33
you? Yeah? Oh? I'm sorry? Did I thought you wanted?
1:16:36
Oh ship? Did you? I think I failed to include you? But
1:16:42
I remember talking about it and then, but do you want to do it,
1:16:45
Dana? I mean, yeah, I've already watched it, so that's
1:16:51
fine. Oh you've already watched it. But now it's just a matter of
1:16:57
could you do it tomorrow? I'll text you Yeah, Darling's Love legits love
1:17:02
logics. I just want to get on the horn for some logistics. I
1:17:05
think I can do it tomorrow. What time are you guys doing it?
1:17:09
What do you want to do? Like ten thirty, ten forty again,
1:17:13
because I've to drop off Maddie at her theater camp. Darling's Truman what time
1:17:16
should you do? What I was going to say is if we watch Love
1:17:23
Island tonight and we can't hold ourselves together, you might as well talk about
1:17:27
a little Love Island tomorrow, Yes, before doing the brat Pack documentary.
1:17:31
It's perfect too, because Saturday is going to be a recap, so we'll
1:17:35
have a nice little slice of Love Island and a little breather after it.
1:17:41
Yeah, and then we can get into full full on next week for next
1:17:44
Thursday. Yeah great, all right, Well, I love this for all
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1:18:42
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1:18:45
frankly. And then a couple yesterday day before I went and I said,
1:18:51
oh my god, people have been coming to this site. I saw the
1:18:54
analytics. I'm sure my holy shit, I didn't know people were coming over
1:18:59
here. I haven't been paying it. Oh wow, who I redid it?
1:19:03
And now I sent it to you girls, and you you both helped
1:19:06
me with it. And now I feel like she's looking cute. I feel
1:19:12
better. I didn't like the other one I had. And so now make
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your way over there, go see what you see. You know, have
1:19:18
fun. I also want to mention Emily and Deanna in our text thread last
1:19:24
night, I had had like a gummy okay. Oh, and I just
1:19:31
want to Emily, you were right, okay, So here's what we have.
1:19:35
Here's what we have. Yeah, where are we? Deanna says hard
1:19:40
to not have a new app tonight, Emily says, Emily says, I'm
1:19:44
crying like Aaron. Deanna says, I'm pitching a fit like Rob. Emily
1:19:50
says, that's why you're my best mateen here, and then I say I'm
1:19:55
lost like Ariana. So it's not a good retor to include. But I
1:20:01
was looking for something. No, it didn't, because you thought that meant
1:20:06
that I was lost in what you guys were talking about, not not like
1:20:12
I'm long. I was saying, like I got it. You were saying
1:20:15
because we had She's like, that's how I read it, That's how I
1:20:19
read it. That's why I But then you said, Amy, you were
1:20:25
like, that's what we're talking about. When Rob and Aaron melts it down
1:20:28
over Andrea boat. So you were explaining it because you go, did you
1:20:31
watch thirteen? You're like, you should catch up by ten forty. It's
1:20:35
something else I thought, maybe so maybe maybe were you on a gummy?
1:20:45
Yeah? I was just so upset that there wasn't an episode to watch Guard.
1:20:49
It was honestly harder than I anticipated it was because now the thing that
1:20:56
Okay, I just wanna say a couple, do we have one more minute
1:21:00
for a couple? One last time? I'm fine, and the tape is
1:21:02
about to expire. I'm seeing that we only have a little bit left of
1:21:05
tape. I can see it in the cassette deck. The one side's really
1:21:11
wide, So I don't know, just keep talking. Oh I have But
1:21:15
all right, here's the thing what's so brilliant about it. Whoever is like
1:21:19
listening to this and not watching it, you know, maybe start watching it,
1:21:24
like head back, because here's the thing that's brilliant because it's on almost
1:21:29
every night. It's like you're on the island with them. That is the
1:21:33
brilliance of it, and we're on summer. You nailed that. That's exactly
1:21:40
what it is. You put your finger on the pulse of what it is.
1:21:44
That's what it is. Yes, it's like that's what's making it.
1:21:47
It feels real time and we're there with them experiencing this rollout, you know.
1:21:55
Yeah. It Also I'm seeing on the boards that people who are huge
1:22:00
Love Island plans, like Ariana are saying that the producers for USA have smoked
1:22:09
UK and this is a UK show out of the water. They're like,
1:22:14
there hasn't been a bad episode. Every episode's great. They are killing it
1:22:18
with the challenges, they're killing it. So people are going crazy for this
1:22:23
USA version, and it's nice to see USA catch a win because we've had
1:22:27
a tough time. So really it's about America, I love. Yeah,
1:22:34
not exactly like America needed this win. We'll see what happens in the Paris
1:22:41
Olympics. I don't know how everybody's set up yet, but we have traders.
1:22:46
We have a women traders. We have a women traders. But I
1:22:49
don't feel it's the same like smoke dit out of the you know what I
1:22:56
mean? Like people are like, WHOA, I think we have in a
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smoker the threes company. I think we did that. The television program Yeah
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you Guys Got Better has gotten really weird and maybe not a win since Fool
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Company was that originally an English show? Yeah? Wow, well yeah,
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I mean, I guess we've caught a second win since nineteen seventy eight.
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Feels good. Well, you guys, things got real weird towards the end
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here, and I just want to say thank you to all the Love Islanders
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out there, and to Ariano Maddox for popping in once in a while.
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Remembory we chiined it happen. Then see you tomorrow and I love you guys
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so much. And Rob you can like a dick. Bye, guys.
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