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EP 35 - MEN WILL LITERALLY EARN A PHD IN DECEPTION!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatable men will literally complain about the
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  Speaker 1: issue instead of fixing the issue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wait a second, though, what I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: know a few people, one very very personally that likes
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  Speaker 2: to complain about issues instead of hearing any sort of
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  Speaker 2: solution to fix set issue. Relatable, right, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: My girlfriend actually showed me this on Instagram and it
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  Speaker 1: really stuck with me. I'm just going to say it
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  Speaker 1: here we go. So ask women why she hates men.
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  Speaker 1: She'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment.
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  Speaker 1: Ask a man why he hates women. He'll complain about feminists,
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  Speaker 1: girls using him for free meals, and a friend who
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  Speaker 1: got friend zone once and she didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Put out Damn, that's so true. That's there's zero comparisons
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  Speaker 2: there at all. When you really say something the way
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  Speaker 2: it is, you just think that's so dumb. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, she showed me and I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: the actual fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like what have women ever actually done? The man?
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  Speaker 3: Genuine question my I was. I was talking to my
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  Speaker 3: parents about it.
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  Speaker 2: They heard saw some clips from our episode with Luke
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  Speaker 2: Bateman and the clips talking about vance against women.
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  Speaker 3: So I was talking to them about it, and my parents.
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  Speaker 2: Are just like, yeah, we've been watching crime shows every
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  Speaker 2: night for twenty years and they were like, ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: percent of the episodes are about a man killing a woman.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: It's honestly crazy, and then we have the nerve to
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  Speaker 1: complain about women.
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  Speaker 2: The Relateds podcast This is about myself Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: And I was thinking it didn't fucking hit me, my
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  Speaker 2: pioneer crime mister Audie Clark aka mum me. Also, what
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: are you sick today? Yeah, maybe that's why I was
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  Speaker 2: a bit slow.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's why you're.
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  Speaker 2: A bit slow.
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  Speaker 3: You usually I don't miss now that you said that.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, I'm going through every single minor interaction
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  Speaker 2: we've had before starting to record today, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: like every single one you've just been like a tiny
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  Speaker 2: bit lagging.
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe maybe that's it's the world forcing me to
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  Speaker 1: slow down.
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  Speaker 2: Like your Wi Fi connections ship, Yeah you needed any
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  Speaker 2: connected to ethne I do I do plug me in
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  Speaker 2: somewhere coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Your mum, get me an IV, get me an IV.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I did have a funny story to start, all right.
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  Speaker 1: You would have fucking loved this if it happened to
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  Speaker 1: us your ego. Yes, I've just stayed in hotel room
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  Speaker 1: in Kingscliff, yeah, half an hour from the Gold Coast.
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  Speaker 1: And as I checked in, I noticed there was a
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  Speaker 1: lot of kids wearing New South Wales Origin jerseys. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, the Origins been up. He only
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  Speaker 1: knew that because you told me, no, no, it's on
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  Speaker 1: this week.
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  Speaker 2: Was this week?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, even that's the story of more So,
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  Speaker 1: all these kids were there and I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Origins. I knew it was around this time anyway.
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  Speaker 1: And then I go to check in my room and
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  Speaker 1: the elevator waiting is I don't know who any of
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  Speaker 1: the Origin players with Tedesco, Oh James today game Tosco
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  Speaker 1: and some other other player from Origins, they're staying in Kingsley.
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  Speaker 2: I was staying there.
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  Speaker 3: They just hate Queensland. They won't stay in Queensland.
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  Speaker 2: They just the order. I say, it's something like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know he's right now, he's one of the best player
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  Speaker 2: in the game. Yeah, And I was like that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: And then a day goes past and I go for
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  Speaker 1: a walk with my headphones, my wide headphones in and
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  Speaker 1: had on and I'm drinking a power aid because I'm sick,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll just go go for a
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  Speaker 1: twenty minute walk in the sun because I hadn't been
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  Speaker 1: out of my hotel room. And then I come back
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  Speaker 1: and all these kids what they must do is wait
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  Speaker 1: for the team to come around, and then they get
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  Speaker 1: their footy balls signed. And one of the kids came
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  Speaker 1: up to me and he goes, excuse me, have you
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  Speaker 1: signed my ball yet?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Ship, what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, so, dude, Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not in the team, you should have signed it, Like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, fucking if I looked that big.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking over, I looked like a fucking State of Origin
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  Speaker 2: player that she was like six That is so funny.
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  Speaker 3: That would have made me feel good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The mom like clocked it like as I said no,
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  Speaker 2: and then she just started laughing. I saw it made me.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I'm like, uh, the
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  Speaker 2: career might be there, guys. Who am I I went
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  Speaker 2: for so in the first game, I went for New
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  Speaker 2: South Wales instead of Origin. This might be the first
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  Speaker 2: time we've ever talked about footy on the podcast. Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then second game because New South Wales won the
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  Speaker 2: first game. In the second game, I went for Queensland. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've got no loyalty. I live in both places now
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  Speaker 2: because I wanted the third game to be a decider,
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  Speaker 2: So the third game is now a decider. Queensland won
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  Speaker 2: the second game. So who do you actually want to win?
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  Speaker 2: I think, but my heart's saying New South Wales, like
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  Speaker 2: I feel like the Raised and then if Queensland wins, though,
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  Speaker 2: I can be like, you should be one of those
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  Speaker 2: people who have like the New soth Wales jerseys on
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  Speaker 2: and then the newth Wales Jersey on and then as
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  Speaker 2: soon as Queensland win, just looks like I just got
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  Speaker 2: excited and fucking blended. No Beth goes for Queensland. Her
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  Speaker 2: dad was born there, No dog, Yeah, yeah, what I
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  Speaker 2: should do? Maybe I should support Beth and I'll did
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  Speaker 2: you see I saw this video? So World Cup has
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  Speaker 2: just obviously has been everywhere on my phone. The Mexican
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  Speaker 2: team and the English team they're actually playing as we
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  Speaker 2: speak right now, and the Mexican citizens go for their
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  Speaker 2: fucking team found out what hotel the English team was
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  Speaker 2: staying in, really, and they went out on the street
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  Speaker 2: with drums and speakers and fucking fire works and we're
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  Speaker 2: just so they couldn't so they.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't sleep the night prior.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I would get me, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be calling on the coaching, but we've got to move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll player give me a helicopter out
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  Speaker 2: of here, right, yeah, like, or just come give me
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  Speaker 2: that sleeping pill.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny because like that's not illegal, but it feels it.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty bad sportsmanship.
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  Speaker 3: And I saw all these comments of.
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  Speaker 2: People be in like if you got to do that
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  Speaker 2: for your team to win, then your team is not
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  Speaker 2: gonna be good enough to win on some ship. Like
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  Speaker 2: that's not a win. That's just fucking bad sportsmanship. But
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  Speaker 2: I should do that to do South Wales. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: you could tell me the hotel the whole team, I assume.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this will come out too late, guys, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I would be a snitch.
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  Speaker 2: Funny, but yeah, do you want to do RG question,
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  Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's jump into the IRG question. This
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  Speaker 2: one was good, actually, yeah, this was funny. We asked,
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  Speaker 2: men will literally blank instead of blank, and some of.
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  Speaker 3: Them are pretty valid.
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  Speaker 2: In my opinion, all of mine was so valid. Do
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  Speaker 2: you want me to go first? Please? Men will literally
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  Speaker 2: rewrite history and facts instead of apologizing or admitting fault. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: yes they will. Yes we will, yes we will.
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  Speaker 1: It's like because we joke on the pod honestly about like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I would admit when my girlfriend's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I won't admit when you're wrong. There's a difference, actually,
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  Speaker 2: is there?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: So like I'll rewrite history or something like that to
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  Speaker 1: prove myself right against you, I'll do anything in my
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  Speaker 1: power to prove it from me again, But to my girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: I could happily admit when I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's yeah. Like, is it all right if
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  Speaker 2: we're gaslighting each other?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's friendly.
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  Speaker 2: Gas lining goes a long way. But like a friendly
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  Speaker 2: gas lighting can same as like a little white lie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like gender based gas lighting isn't to be
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  Speaker 1: stand for Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we won't stand for that.
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  Speaker 3: There's a line.
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  Speaker 1: Funny thing happening the other day, So we were in
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  Speaker 1: a car park, me and my girlfriend and I go
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  Speaker 1: to pull out. She goes, you can't go this way,
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  Speaker 1: like it's a dead end. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not.
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  Speaker 1: And then she goes, no, it's a dead end, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I can't turn around with wait and
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  Speaker 1: see it was right And then we turned the corner
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  Speaker 1: and it looked like a dead end. To give her credit,
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, told you drove a little bit firm
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  Speaker 1: you get out. I was like, firstly, you're wrong. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: you celebrated too early, suck ship that nothing would have
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  Speaker 1: felt better than that. That would have been the highest.
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  Speaker 2: It felt great. You like that could be that that
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  Speaker 2: could be an addiction.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that could start to be an addiction.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, it felt great.
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  Speaker 1: And I've had a bad run recently of like not
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  Speaker 1: getting things right, So really I was jew.
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  Speaker 2: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that is funny.
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  Speaker 2: All right my turn.
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  Speaker 1: Men will literally complain about the issue instead of fixing
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  Speaker 1: the issue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wait a second though, what I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I know a few people, one very very personally that
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  Speaker 2: likes to complain about issues instead of hearing any sort
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  Speaker 2: of solution to fix set issue.
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  Speaker 3: It took me talking about my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, coming at us here it's pretty well known
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  Speaker 2: that most of the time women would just like someone
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  Speaker 2: to listen, and maybe every now and then we like
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  Speaker 2: to complain, And so you went logic. Yeah, I was thinking,
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  Speaker 2: like big picture problems, So men be complaining out here,
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  Speaker 2: but say that one's like equal, then yeah, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like that's a bit of a double standard. There, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: why can't we do it soon?
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  Speaker 1: I saw one and said, men will literally ask if
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  Speaker 1: I want water when I need to be taken to hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Water. Men will literally ask are you okay instead of
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: calling an ambulance? Uh, men will This one's funny because
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I feel like this. If you're if you connect the
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: dots you meet, you may think it's quite funny. Men
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  Speaker 2: will mob I can. Men will literally buy a three
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars meat smoker instead of going to therapy. I
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  Speaker 2: can connect the dots. How funny is that?
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  Speaker 3: That's fucking so true?
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  Speaker 1: Bro won't say names, But we have a friend so
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  Speaker 1: our group chat of all our friends has gone dead
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  Speaker 1: for about eight eight months.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then all.
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  Speaker 1: Of a sudden, this guy gets god knows how expensive
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  Speaker 1: the meat smoker was.
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  Speaker 3: Trager one. Yeah, I assume that is AOD brand.
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  Speaker 2: Really, really good.
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  Speaker 1: He starts giving us like three minute long tutorials was
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  Speaker 1: setting up this meat smoker and then smoking meat. It's
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  Speaker 1: funny because one of our other friends who are still
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  Speaker 1: friends with messaged me like just personally and goes, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck's going on? It's like, no one gives a
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  Speaker 1: fuck about your meat smoker made.
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  Speaker 2: It's likely equivalent of buying a slow cooker and being like,
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  Speaker 2: so this is how I make this. You'd leave it
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  Speaker 2: in there for eight hours, your fucking idiot. Fuck. That
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  Speaker 2: is funny and not like let's like, I don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I've ever even had any smoked meat, or
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  Speaker 2: we would have had some smoked brisket. It like a
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  Speaker 2: taste good.
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  Speaker 1: It tastes good, but it's just like so much effort
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  Speaker 1: and expensive.
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  Speaker 2: I know it does taste good anyway, Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Men will literally spend hours building a flat pack and
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  Speaker 1: instead of spending ten minutes reading the instruction manual.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm always always been an instructions guy. What about you? Ah,
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  Speaker 2: not always, but most of the time there's not a
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  Speaker 2: single part of me, like sometimes I got faith in myself.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: If somebody opens a flat pack and just looks at
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  Speaker 2: the instruction and goes nah, and there's just like you know,
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  Speaker 2: different size screws, different like they're all labeled with a letter,
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  Speaker 2: depends on the complexity of it, and they're just gonna
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  Speaker 2: go for it.
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  Speaker 1: You're a carpenter, Bato, I would have had some more
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  Speaker 1: faith in you.
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  Speaker 2: No. I feel like the reason I watched reading instructions
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  Speaker 2: is because I'm a carpenter. I want it done right first.
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  Speaker 3: Do it once, do it right?
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  Speaker 2: What am I paying for?
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  Speaker 1: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: Who waste the time reading instructions? You pay a carpenter
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  Speaker 2: to come and do Imagine you buy, like an ikea
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  Speaker 2: flat pack and you're like, I don't want to funk
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: with this, so you pay a carpenter to come build it,
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  Speaker 2: and then you watch him reading the instructions and you're like,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: what am I paying for? I could do this.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: I can read instructions too.
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  Speaker 2: I thought this would say both of us time. It's
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: what you do, it's your job. That's a good business.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go to school for this?
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: If you if the podcast ever fails, you should start.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I care a carpenter and you go around just building
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: flat packs for everyone.
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  Speaker 2: It's a genius I reckon that would go viral it's.
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  Speaker 3: A fucking genius idea and you.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Get really because it is annoying at the start, but
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: if you do a couple, you get really good. You'd
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: come in and out, Yeah, two hundred bucks, please take
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: a bunp an hour. True, you'd be a beast at it.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: And how cheap our care stuff is. That's the downside
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: of it, but it kind of offsets it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents they they just bought an Ikea kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: They went to Ikea and for their house, not for
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: the one there.
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  Speaker 2: So they're like, they are they bought one because they're
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: fixing up a kitchen in the house and selling it
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  Speaker 2: and the acts are good.
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  Speaker 3: And my dad said, he said it looks so nice.
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  Speaker 2: It was it's like quite a bit cheaper than getting
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: a kitchen from like an actual kitchen place. And he
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: said that the trade off is that he has to
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  Speaker 2: build it. Yeah, but he.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't know how to do it. He'll have to read
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  Speaker 3: the instructions and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But he said, like, you can get higher end ones
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: two from my Kia and they're fucking nice. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've talked about we have a storage issue in
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: our walk in wardrobe. We're gonna when we get back
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  Speaker 1: from Europe and so have a bit of cash pimpered
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  Speaker 1: out of our kia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's people go on TikTok and just look up
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: like ikea walk in wardrobe storage. People have the best
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: ideas can buy like ten individual things that go tow.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Can we get the double amount of space in there?
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  Speaker 3: Hundred percent?
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: If the way you organize it is huge. Men will
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: literally earn a PhD in reception instead of a certificate
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  Speaker 2: in communication. True. More it's a lot more effort to
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  Speaker 2: get a PhD than a certificate as well, So deception, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know all right.
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  Speaker 1: Men will literally vomit facts onto you about the field
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  Speaker 1: you're an expert in, instead of listening to you and
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  Speaker 1: asking questions.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Why is it so man coded to like go, oh,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: you know, I know a few things about that.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've got a few facts in my
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: head about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, I feel like on a date, when you
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: want a date with a girl you've just met, instead
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  Speaker 1: of going like, I'm going to ask her some questions
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  Speaker 1: about what she likes, I'm about Wait, I know what
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  Speaker 1: she does. I can relate to her. It's a bit egotistical.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen a few tiktoks about that.
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  Speaker 1: I might spit out a.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Few opinions here and there, I might question her of it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: She's like a no, okay. Men will literally argue until
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: their faces blue that they aren't going bald instead of
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: just embracing the shiny head.
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  Speaker 1: I think you should embrace to day if you need
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: a sign any man out there, It doesn't look too bad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like.
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  Speaker 2: Arguing that I'm not going bald, but I can't embrace
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: the shiny head. Really, what would you do if you
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: were going board? But true? So here's the thing is,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I'm receding they're not going bald bold. So if I
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: was going bald bald, I think I would you have
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: been wearing that hat a hell of a lot more.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah no at the moment, it's because my
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: hair is too long, hated and getting a haircut on Saturday.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: And but also part of it is like sometimes when
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: the wind's blown the right way, you can see the
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: wrong way, yeah, the wrong oh yeah, the wrong way
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: for me, the right way for everyone else watching. You
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: can really see what's going on up there. And it's
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I saw Beth showed me this video and it was
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: like if you know a guy with a receding hairline. Yeah,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: go up to him and I came like, oh, what
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: do you what do you ask the barber to like
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: get your hair to cut like that?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: It's like that's.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Don't touch the top, don't touch the top, don't touch
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: the top. Yeah, like what what do you ask him
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: to give him those big hoops at?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy? Men will literally memorized sports statistics instead of
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: remembering their friend's birthdays.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so true. Is that's so true?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: What am I?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've got to be I think I've leaned more.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Into like, my my interest isn't sports, what is your interest?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: My interest is more.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I think I would have said movies slightly more in
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: like the movie genre books recently, but now it's sort
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: of shifted to books, anything else I have. I hold
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: interests in some things, but maybe at the moment, the moment,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: it's Lord of the Rings because I'm rewatching it. That's fair.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: It's very male coded. I've recently got a new obsession.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: You might love it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: May my girlfriend doesn't get it. But on YouTube there's
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: YouTubers who go on abandoned railways with hand built like
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: sort of rail crafted things, and they do the building
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: process of getting like their wheels that fit on the
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: edges of the railway track, and then they go explore
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: these abandoned railway tracks.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: That's actually sick. It's pretty cool.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I watched like four hour long ones. Now what, Yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: we've been sick. I was like, this is my new obsession.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Or I watched a lot of YouTube golf that's a
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: sport that's just sort of sort of men will literally
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: snore instead of breathe. That was your snoring, going, I
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: have something to tell you actually about this. Okay, so
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I do ask questions. I so you're gonna be happy
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: about this because I know your girlfriend doesn't really like
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to take your advice very often, usually because it's coming
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: from you, unfortunately. And so the other day, right before you,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: we actually had dinner, the four of us, Beth and
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I went into the chemist and just in like a
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: passing comment, she goes, oh, that's the tape my dad
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: uses to tape his mouth shut at night. And then
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I think she was sort of hinting, I, you know,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: should take my mouth.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: But then I was in my head, I.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh, what do he keep saying I should
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: try tape in my mouth. Eh, And I bought it
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: and for the last I guess three four nights of
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: me nights, it's been I've taped my mouth each night.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And Beth said it's the best thing that's worked. Really,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: So she said a little bit every now and then
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: it's like I kind of do like a like a
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: little bit of a small still, but she said, it's
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: the thing of all the things I've tried, it's the
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: best one where that's pretty good and it doesn't hurt
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: ripping your mustache. No, no, I it's like a roll
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: of tape. It was five bucks, get this. I just
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: cut it, yeah, because and I was thinking, like Ben
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: her dad he does and skimp out on sleep. This guy,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: fucking have you been getting? Really? I don't know. I
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: don't think so. I actually really really want to try.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: And I keep seeing these things. I don't know if
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I'm getting like what's the word, I guess influenced, but
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I keep seeing that apparently if you sleep on your back,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: it's not good to sleep with a pillow at all.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Apparently you're not supposed to sleep with the pillow. You're
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: supposed to like.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Fillo Apparently it's supposed to like just kind of roll
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: up a towel and sleep with it under your neck,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: so it's like the natural position and it opens up
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: your airways more because like, if you think about it,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: sleeping with a pillow is the equivalent of like sitting
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: here and like going on your phone and neck down. True,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: like it's bad for your posture apparently, but if you
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: sleep on your side. So here's the thing, is I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: kind of chop and change the night. I can wake
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: up on my side or something like that. But I'd
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: like to force him on my back.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: What if it's got like a very very skinny pillow.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had that in the past.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I was a classic dude that had like a sheet
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: of paper for a pillow, and I used to love
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: that thing and I would die on the hill that
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: it was the best thing ever. And then I've got
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the I've got the pillow that I have now. Yeah,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: and it's a good pillow. But i've recently, I don't
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: know if it's like placebo, but ever since I started
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: seeing these videos, I was like.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, when I'm on my back, I'm.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, this really isn't that great. Okay, So I
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: might try to start sleeping with a towel, okay.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And your point of that was to say you took
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: my advice. Yeah, oh yeah, sorry to make you feel
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: good that it took your advice. Yeah, I'm proud of
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: you and that makes me feel good. I also fucking
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: sent you mouth tape on Amazon like a game by
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like six weeks ago.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So my thing was, I was like, I'm
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: such an idiot, right, So I bought a fifty dollars
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: mouthpiece like a mouthguard. Yeah, and it hurt my teeth. Okay, sorry,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't use it anymore. I've made I spent twenty
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: bucks on my chin strap, and I just stopped using
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: it because what it was doing was I felt like
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: it was really pulling my chin back up into my
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: fucking brain. And I was like, I just don't like this,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And so then.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I stopped everything for a bit.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: So I was seventy bucks in the hole and that
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: he was sending me there just like pack of things
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: where you get like sixty for forty five bucks and
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: his mouth tapes, and I was like, I'm not spending
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: forty five bucks every two months. I've refused, but I
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: will spend fifty bucks. Well, I will spend seventy bucks
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: and not use it every again. And now I found
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: this mouth tape five bucks. Okay, interesting, I'm using it's good.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: You don't have sensitive skin either, No, yeah, because it's
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: probably not that like good for like your skin or bree.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: It goes directly on my lips. Yeah, and it still
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: feels frone. Oh, not any of the skin surrounding. Nah. Okay,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, I don't want to cut my
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: mustache because that's my personality. Like if I cut my mustache, if.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: You went full mouth, you would avoid the little there's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: no you've got You're getting room outside of where you're
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: put in the tape. You've just been around there. It's
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: got more structure behind it. So if I was to
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: cut on my stage, because I you won't just do
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: it once. You don't have to cut your stars and
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: then can you get used? Wouldn't rip your hair out
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: it's all that sticky.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It'd be such a weird. It's I thought I was
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: a little I need to buy more.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Not I used to do it, and I woke up
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: a couple of times wgging out.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I haven't woken up wigging out yet.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it keeps happening to me. So you know
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: how the bad is promen know, we constantly complain about
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: pissing in the night.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I am was.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Just it was it was super It was really annoying
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: me because the only times I would ever like be
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: anxious would be when I get up to piss, and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: then for some reason, it like like when it's late
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: at night and you're thinking, oh, I need to fall
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: back asleep, and then you can't. That's when I would
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: get anxious, and then I would struggle to fall back asleep.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And so just for a couple of nights in a row,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I just was like, if I wake up and need
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: to piss, I'm just gonna try and fall back asleep.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: And so it's actually worked more often than not. Now
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I don't piss in the night, but sometimes at like five,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: you wake up and it's it's like dripping out of
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: that's that's that's even worse. Yeah, It's like I would
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: prefer to wake up at like one o'clock. Yeah, then
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that I was like, I prefer to
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: wake up at midnight and piss and go to bed
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: for five fucking hours or six hours or whatever. They
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: wake up at six, six thirty fucking five.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: And so it happened to me this morning.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: But I still get like a good seven and a
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: half eight hours of sleep. So while you got the
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: studio early man extra, a couple of hours kept me.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: So maybe the mouth tapes working everyone's.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm start just sending out in voices. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: might start replying to emails, I might start doing just
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: start wearing. I hate it when people set you up.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: All right, men will literally far on each other instead
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: of eating ass.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What do you like that I don't see is that
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: as like a bad thing. You're one of the non
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: ars eaters on you know. I I would dabble if
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: it was an option, But like when you're at checkout,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I feel God.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I feel like.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I don't see anything wrong with preferring to far on
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: someone then eat asks. I feel like there's some women
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: out there who.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I agree, it's probably not.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And then men are out here fucking tooting on each
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: other rather look at that ship up.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I would understand if you said, like, men were literally
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: far on each other instead of eating pussy, because then
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I would be like, yeah, you know, go down there
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: and eat some puss or men aren't eating pussy. I
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: think that's a thing. I think some men don't like it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want to question your sexuality.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, what do you like would the first sausage
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: in your mouth? Like? Not again, not to fucking like,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: each to their own, but it's like, what do you
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: mean do you also close your eyes when you're having sex?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Like I don't want to be rude.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know if we can
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: say this, but it's a good question, Like there's some
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: questions you need to ask for process of elimination, like Jesus.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Bad he is welcome back.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you've all been very excited for this segment
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I have. This week. We will be reading you, guys,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: our lyrics to our Krispy Kreme jingles. Oh yeah, I actually,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I would like to say, because there's no better occasion
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: like the current occasion of reading out your jingle lyrics. Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat a donut while I'm doing it. Good
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: idea popcorn? It's delicious. That one looks crazy.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, who wants to go first?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Second? Best?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: So you go first, second, the best, first, the worst?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: You reckon that's how it goes.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you want?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Lyrics? First on vibes, give me vibes and how you
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: got to the lyrics?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I want to go.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: So vibes.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I was feeling sort of new age, new era interesting.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I want to I want to lean into the sort
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: of like, you know, I'm hip, I'm young.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I want to give it some umph.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And I went for a bit of a rap style,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: you know, I like that. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: actually I don't like I'm channeling the inner mc jake
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: mc daddy as some might say. And so yeah, basically
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: that's how I got there. I was thinking, I want
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to I want to be cool cool, and then lyrics wise,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of I was trying to keep it
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: nice and short but sweet, but wanted to hit everyone
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: in the fields type of thing, you know. I wanted
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: to kind of be like bopping their heads, and so
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I kept it nice and short. But I've gone just
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: a couple of scenarios, and then I wanted to finish
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: off with like obviously kind of like a to Z
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: type scenario. You know, think of a scenario you can
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: have a Krispy Kreme just because. Okay, that's the thinking,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: that's the thinking of it. Okay, so you want the lyrics, Yeah, okay.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: So.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Monday morning, Friday night, nailed the job or missed the flight,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: don't even worry. Don't even pause krispy Kreme, just be
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: cause I'm not going to show any emotions. Come on,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: you know that hit and just you wait until you
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: hear production had libs. Alright, just you I see the vision. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's there. Ah. Do I know my jingle? Yes?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I do, all right, So as I do, I will
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: pick up my donut. Similarly, I have thought of what
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: it actually.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Means to eat a donut.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, krispy Kreme donut might obviously, and krispy Kreme donut,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: And for.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Me, it's like nostalgia. Ah, okay, your childhood. You think,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: what's a sweet treat that I've always loved? I'm thinking
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: a krispy Kreme?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: And like you, I thought of random at zed moments
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: or simple times in life where you think, well, it
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: would be a good time to eat a krispy Kreme
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: don't So I've gone that route to pull on the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: heart strings a little bit and.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Think when you were a child. Where's your jingle? For example?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Absolutely is your emotions?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: You want yours to remind you of a smell?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm pulling on the heart strings as
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: songs should do. Jingles should do, pull on those emotions. Okay,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: mine short and sweet too?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Are you ready? So the lyrics are I can't sing
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: them because you'll get scared. How good I am? So
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: you're just going to say them? Yeah?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: So it's driving just because, smiling, just because Krispy Kreme
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the sweet treat on repeat?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Okay? All right? How good was that last light? I've
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: got notes, but I'm not going to tell you them
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: because I don't want you to improve, because there's no
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: room for improvement.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well, we'll see you next week with a
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: fully produced couple of jingles to see what happens. I'm
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: so excited for this day, all.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Right, dilemma. If you want to submit a dilemma, submit
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: it via the link in the bio or the description
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: this video. There is a link in the bar of Instagram.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, click on it and scroll down. You'll see it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: See I'm slurw today, mate, And if you want to
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: have your dilemma have about a ninety two percent chance
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: of being read. Submit it in Patreon. You have to
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: be a patron member for that, of course, but plug Patreon.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, hey, boys, absolutely adore the pod. This
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: isn't a relationship to Lemma, but as a young badd
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: he's still in school. What is both of your guys'
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: advice for someone who is unsure of their pathway after
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: they after they graduate. I still have one year to go,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: and the fact that I don't have any plans is
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: worrying me. Any advice will be taken on. Thank you
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: so much. You boys are so genuine and inspiring. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: listen to you every day, whether it's getting ready or
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: doing whatever else. What is the master in kung fu? Pandacord? Oh?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Which one? That's the turtles? Master Shefu? Yeah, most of
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: the turtle. You can be master shefu? On to be
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the turtle. Okay, okay, so master Shefu and then okay,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: master Shefu I'm sure is a little like raccoon. Yeah
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: that could be you. Yeah, he's cool. And then I'm
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: the turtle. What's his name?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: It's not pay lung.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: No, there's heaps of like memes on him online with
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: yeah great one liners.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah he's a weapone. Yeah he like fades
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: away into a peach tree or some shit. Everyone knows
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: who I'm talking about. Anyway, what's master a? Yeah that
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: is us?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Actually, wait Master, she is quite impatient, young padwa. All right,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: here is my advice. She said she has no plans
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and it's what she say was an exact.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Wordingh stressing around a bit.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: She has no plans and it's stressing her around. Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: it's worrying. No plans are the best plans.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: What what does Master say?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yesterday is the past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: the present.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: No, today is a gift.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: That is why they call it a present. Actually no,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: semi relatable, not to me, but to my so my
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: younger brother. He's about to finish year eleven. He's got
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: one term of year eleven left and then he goes
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: into year twelve. And my parents they've been asking him like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: what do you want to do? You know, because what's
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: he's saying.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know, And I asked him.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, I just went out for dinner for
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: my mom's birthday and I asked him. I was like, oh,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: what do you what are you thinking about doing? And
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: he's just like, I don't know. That's fair. He also
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to know. He has zero interest in anything.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel that there's a difference. I don't want
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to say he's applying at least at least this baddie.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not applying himself at least this batty is
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: like I want to plan. Yeah, I want to plan
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and I want to figure it out, but I don't know.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: And if he wants a plan, he's not fucking showing it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: But this is relatable because I think a lot of
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: young baddies out there in the schooling systems. There's a
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: lot of advice from a lot of people, your parents, teachers,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, people influencers like ourselves who are telling
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you one thing or you look at their journey and
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: think I want that, which I guess is good. But
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: no one can see the world through your eyes, and
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: when you are that age, you haven't seen enough.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: To make an informed decision.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: No, So I think I could make some jokes about
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: what you should do, but all jokes aside. I think
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you should honestly, just chill and let life do its course,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and whenever you have a passion or interest in just
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: slightly pursue it and see what happens.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Here is okay, this is I don't know.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I said, we've told the story before. We actually told
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: it last week, I think, so we both. So I
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: went straight out of I finished you ten and I
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: went and did a carpentry apprenticeship, which I didn't enjoy
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: but I don't regret doing.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: And I didn't like that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So then I went and worked in a bar as
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: a bartender, and then I actually didn't mind that, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: then I was kind of like, I just don't think
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: this is what I want to do forever though, And
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: then Otdie was like, let's try doing a podcast. You know,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: people do four years at UNI and then they quite
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: often will finish UNI and do something completely different. So
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: it's like, why not quote unquote waste not really waste.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Why not try and get four years of experience in
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: something that could pay off and after four years, if
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: it's not working, then that's when we'll hang up the mics.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And luckily for us it worked. We graduated with
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the Bachelor of Podcasting.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we have a bachelor of podcast and we
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: have a degree in Yeah. Right, But I think I'm
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: trying to think, like what type of advice would I
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: have wanted to hear?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I think as a young.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Person, the battie listening right now, or all the batties
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: listening right now in a similar position, we thinking great.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: But like where do I start?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, And because a lot of people need structure,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I can relate to that. And I think, get a
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: part time job so you have enough money to live
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: and then stuff issuing a passion.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Have to do to agree with that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Two things.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Just makes enough money you don't need to be doing nothing. Yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you won't regret that, And then you don't know what
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the little could turn into. You could start to like Jake,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: you started the bottom pour and beers and then you go, oh,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: management's all right, and I like event management.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I could study that. Or you go, I fucking hate that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Let me try a different job. Yeah that's it. And see,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are like I assume,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like bad the baddie that's sent this in, right, I
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: have a feeling in your head you're kind of so
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I think you know logically that you have a lot
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: of time, but it doesn't feel like it, and you
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: feel like you need to have your the rest of
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: your life like planned out right now. But that's just
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: not the case. Like it's so easy to say, but
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: trying to get it to a point where you truly
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: believe that is what's very difficult. And put it this way.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I am like.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Oddie and I are at the exact same position in life. Right,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oddie has done he started an architecture course at university,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: didn't finish it. He tried twice, right, he then then
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: he didn't finish, try twice and finish it because he sucks.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And then he was he did some laboring, Yeah, and
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: then also was like laboring sucks, obviously offered, got offered
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: a carp andr apprenticeship. Said no, Then did you move
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: from that to doing the garden maintenance? Yes? Yeah, So
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: then he did garden maintenance. His dad is a hort
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: or culturist and has like a small garden maintenance landscaping company,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: and so he was doing that. And then while he
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: was doing that, odd he got a certificate three and
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: four in physical personal training personal training, right, and was like,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: oh I also don't really want to do that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Actually, like if the podcast didn't work, I'd
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: probably be doing it. Yeah, it's because I like, I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: found a passion for the gym.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: And then we started the podcast and that worked, and
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: then mine is right. I left school in year ten,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I got a carpentry apprenticeship, became a license carp and
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it. You know, I went through four
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: years of what some people would feel like it's a
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: ways to take years of school and then and then
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: you and then I went and I was a bartender
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and like I said, I worked myself way up to
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: management and now I am a podcaster. Like Audie and
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I went through pretty different paths to get where we're going.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: And we both started things and didn't finish them exactly.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And so I'm trying to say, is is like you
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: could right now think that I want to fucking try
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: architecture or I want to try school teaching, Like, go
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: and try it, and if you don't like it, don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: fucking do it. And don't let someone be like, oh
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: you started it, you need to finish it, Like, don't
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: be acquit at Like that's so fucking dumb to me,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: So dumb.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That really resonates with me, and I think it is
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: easier said than done. But a lot of the time
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the reason you stick something out is because you care
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: what other people think, or your parents especially are saying like, oh,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: that's not a good idea because that's all they've ever known. Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: but they don't know what life's like in twenty twenty six. No,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: they did it fucking twenty five, thirty years ago. True,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: we're in a different world right now, and like, you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: know what's best for you, don't go and do nothing.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: But if you like you sound like abat it, who's
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: applying yourself in life?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you can do anything. I think as well. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: you seem like you want a plan. Yeah, and there's
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with having a plan. And you might have
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: friends that are like, oh, I'm doing this, I'm in
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: this degree, I've got accept into this, blah blah blah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: They know exactly what they're going to do with the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: rest of their life. But like they're your age.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I just wish that it is hard too, because some friends,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: or they won't admit it, will say they know exactly
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: what they want to do and do it, and they
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: stick to their one path and you're like, why can't
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: that be me? And firstly I looked at it, and
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I wish I was like that. But also
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: they could be like that, but they also.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Could be lying to you.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're just sticking it out because it's they
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: don't let you know that mental debate we just went through.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't know what advice that your
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: age would have helped me. I think hearing all of
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: this could have helped me a bit, but it wouldn't
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: have helped me make a decisonion They Okay, I want
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: to say any decision you make is the right decision
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: because it's your life, all right. Like, there's going to
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: be people at your age, so in like five years time,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: there's going to be people that are way behind you
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: and people that are way ahead of you. It's just
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: the way it is. And it's not a fucking race.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Like there's people our age that are way ahead of us,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: and there's people younger than us that are like way
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: ahead of us if you like, like money wise type
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: of thing, and then there's people our age that are
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: behind us. It's just it's just the way life works.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: But in my like I don't know. If you want
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: an answer, I would say, go try and be a florist, right,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Go get a job at a florist, and see if
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: you like it, and if you don't, come back to
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: us you don't have to like it, and then I'll
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: give you an idea for another job and just try,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like fucking twenty of them from twenty to thirty.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I would say my piece of advice would be, your
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: life isn't about your career. It's about joy.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, here you go.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: And I think a lot of people confuse that, yeah,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: and really pursue the career thing. Don't make it. Don't
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: get me wrong.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: It's really good to enjoy that and make good money,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Like obviously you get a better life out of that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: But that's not what life's about. Friendships, relationships, finding the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: small little things that you love and being happy. And
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: that's where people go wrong.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, we've been so focused on career. Yeah, it's about career.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Think about what Luke Bateman said, what are your values? Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: if you're going to make, you don't want to live
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: your life based off goals because when you get to
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: that goal, you're going to have no more purpose. And
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: it's not, and you're going to be like, what part
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: of this is making me happy? I have no idea.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: And then, but if you live your life based off values,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: and if each decision you make is based off values,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: it's like, what do you value? Do you value happiness?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Do you value money? You're allowed to value money, like,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: that's fine. Do you value friendship? Do you value Take
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: your values and think like, I want my life to
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: look like this, So what's the next decision to get
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: me in that direction exactly?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You know what excites me is when I have kids
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and my kids get to this age and they ask
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: me this exact question.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hard to answer.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, you have come to the
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: right place. You're going to say this, young Pawa, write
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: down this phone number and call Jake.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Are you going to.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Say you'll fucking pick up and be like fucking go
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: be a florist.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: You're named after a flower bitch?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Title Jim dilemma This one actually it's two in real
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: life kind of dilemmas. This one's I reckon every person
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: has like experienced something similar, either from the male or
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: woman's side. Okay, I'm a Jim baddie. I go to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the gym most mornings and love the grind, mainly because
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: it's my me time, a bit of time to myself
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: before the day begins. Could be Cassie.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: This might be Cassie.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: A couple of months ago, Jim regular in Brackets, a
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: guy probably ten years older than me, started to strike
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: up a conversation with me. I would be friendly, but
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: keep it vague and short with my answers because I
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: don't know this guy and I'm not here to chat.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: He persisted with this and started conversations every time I'm there.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Then one time he sees me doing some pull ups.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I used to be on my pull up grind and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: could do sets of eight to ten. He came over
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: and told me it was impressive. I could do so many,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and he was still working on getting his first one.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I said, good for you, keep going, it will come.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: He then proceeds to tell me how to do pull
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: ups and gives me tips and technique cues. I know
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: he's just trying to help, but seriously, it gave me
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the ike immediately. A few weeks later, he asked if
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I wanted to grab coffee sometime. I said, no, thank you,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I'd like to keep my gym life and personal life separate.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Fuck it over, baddie.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: He immediately backtracks and says he wasn't asking me out.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: He was just being friendly and wanted to welcome me
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: to the area in brackets, I've lived here for over
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a year. After this, he tries not to let things
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: get awkward by continuing to initiate conversations. But I try,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and seeing you, I try and single, I'm not here
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: to talk and keep my headphones on.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I will be.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Polite and smile and wave, but won't take my headphones
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: off for a conversation. One time I noticed him nearby
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: but didn't notice he is trying to get my attention,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: so he comes right up and flicks me with his
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Jim Tower. I wish I had said something in that moment,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: but just ended up letting him chat to me. I
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: was so annoyed and ended the conversation by saying I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: was in a rush today and needed to get my
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: work out in. Now I think he has the message.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Now I think he has the message as he didn't
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: try to start a conversation. So now I think he
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: has a message as he doesn't try to start conversations anymore.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: But he consistently floats nearby and is often standing facing
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: my direction. When I look over, he is looking at
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the TV screen or the room, and he always seems
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to just be pacing between sets between the both of us,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: which makes it awkward because he also always acknowledges me.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: If he comes up, I'll try a smile, but it's
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: always just awkward, and I try not to make eye contact,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: even though I feel like he's always watching and definitely
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: looks like looks at me while I'm midseet.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm probably making this a bigger deal than it
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: needs to be. And I know he's just entitled to
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the space as anyone else, but it does make me
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: feel super uncomfortable every time I go to workout and
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I dread him being there. I can't just get in
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the zone and do my workout. Am I the asshole here?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And should I say something or just continue to ignore him?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Aside from the odd smile, I feel rude? But I
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: am so icked out by this guy and he is
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: actually kind of ruining my safe space.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: M this is sus Why is he loitering? That is
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: the way to put a day? Just fucking get like,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: what's the what are you doing.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: But I think, like I can that many bad he's
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: listening right now, I would have or are experiencing something similar.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked. So what's with the laiter? I get
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: that you don't.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Want anyone to intrude on your safe place, and I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: can resonate with like the gym is like my zone. Yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I go in there for a purpose, even if it
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: is I don't work out that hard, it's my fucking time. Yeah,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I have a conversation that five minutes max. Some people
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: don't understand that though, I think.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But he's just like here's the thing as well, right,
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: is like this guy needs to understand that what he's
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: doing is like actually making her feel like unsafe, but
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: he doesn't know that. That's the thing though, is like
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: how fucking dumb are you? This guy's dumb as dog shit.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, like you're genuine like do you not
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: understand what goes on in the world? Like this is
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: the type of guy that if you said, like women
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: are scared of men, he'd be the one that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Goes like I don't hurt women.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like like not talking like you know what, Like
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: fuck seriously.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to like connect the dots of how can
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you show this man how the world is.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Because like you're in an uncomfortable position now where it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: like you don't want to go to the gym because
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: he's obviously always there. He obviously tries. He just knows
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: what time you go and just like goes at that
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: time as well, or he just always went at that
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: time and try to struck up a convo and he
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: just just like sticking to his routine whatever, but like
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: he would know that he's like trying to stick around
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: and just fucking bump into you to strike up a
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: convo like he's doing it on but it's sus as fuck.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: So he's the thing is like you probably are thinking
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: to yourself, oh, like he's harmless maybe blah blah blah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Like I don't want to go to the gym management
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and just be like this situation is making
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: me uncomfortable. But fuck, I get this guy fucking bamed
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: from the gym. I think it's sas.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, yeah, I think so too, But how can
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: we like educate man because similarly, so I go to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the gym every day. Yeah I have a girlfriend, but
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: still even if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd do
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing. I see the same girl there
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: every single time, and when we're there, we'll just give
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: like a pick. Yeah that's it, and then I move
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: on with my day, Like that's all it is. Because
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: with every single day, fucking it's three hundred and sixty
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: five days a year. How can you like, I know
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: that's what she wants and that's what I want. Yeah,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: how can you convey that to like another man? Because
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: normally women get it quicker than dudes. Is it just
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: that he's attracted to her and then all of that
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: goes out the window. Is that I'm trying to get
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: the cognitive reason why he's mad He thinks this is
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: okay and makes her feel uncomfortable.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I reckon, all right? I assume he somehow has found
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: your social media. Hmm, here's what you gotta do, right, Yeah,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: this dilemma that you've sent to us, film a video
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: and put it out on your social media, and he's
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: gonna and.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Ask for advice.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Just be like, what should I do in this situation?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Because like I ah na and then go and then
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: and then he's going to be like, oh fuck, like
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: that's me because you you shouldn't have to say something
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: to him.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: No, that's the most insane thing.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: But then like the option one is change your gym time,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: but that's really annoying because that's your meantime before you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: go to work.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: And you're like going in the morning. It's an option too,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: is change gyms, which sucks. But also this is because
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: of a man.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: You kind of want to like stand on business and
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: be like, I'm not fucking changing because it's stupid.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I reckon tell the management to see what they say. Yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: it's fucked.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Because normally you probably if you go to the gym
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: every day, I assume you're friendly with a gym staff.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I have an idea you have to start bringing a
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: friend of yours that I assume you don't have a boyfriend.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Start bringing a guy friend into the gym with you
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: a couple of times to work out. Sure, it's unfortunate,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: it's very unfortunate. This shouldn't be the way it is.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: But I don't reckon that will help because when the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: gym friend's not there, he's still going to stand between
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: mid sets, because that's.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: When you've got to start, like, if you're genuinely uncomfortable
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I think you have to start going to
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: gym fucking management.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I can go to the gym manage and be like, hey,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: this guy's this making me feel uncomfortable. Can you give
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: him an anonymous like, don't say it's come from me,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, mate.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: You feel like a few bad A few of the
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: women in here have been saying a few bad A
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: few women in here.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I said, you're a bit of a loiterer. Can you
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: fucking stop?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Because also, if I was a gym owner, like he's
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: a normal person and like I knew there was a
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: loiter or a fucking little.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Pedo, I fucking banner.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: There's's like I'm dismissing someone at work on fair dismissal,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Like you've got to have proof, but you wouldn't want
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: them to know.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Take me a call, bro.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like as a gym owner, you'll be like, well,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say something to this too, because that's
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: the first thing I can do.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: True.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Hopefully hopefully they take they have the right steps. Yeah,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: so they say something, don't say it's from me.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: But then he should be like, oh fuck, he's complaining
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: because's probably doing it too.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Other women.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: He probably is.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: He probably is, which is the sad truth of it. Otherwise,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: he probably thinks that you fucking like him. He probably
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: thinks like yeah, I always like he's probably thinking like
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I always chat this chick up. I reckon, I reckon.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: So because the only things you can.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Start doing that don't really like affect you stop smiling
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: at him. Yeah, and then also like if he does
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: like come up to him and be like hey, I
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: don't even say hey, it's like sorry, set Yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: You can only control what you can control, and that
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: is I guess the way you the.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Reason she's smiling is because she's a nice person. She's
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: a nice person, and she probably also is just like
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I just want to smile, and hopefully this guy fox
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: off like yeah, I.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Don't want to smile. I don't want to frown on him.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: And then he can come up and be like, oh
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: you having a bad day, but you find any excuse
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: to come up and be.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's fucking it's a difficult one because like
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: you don't want you know how, there's that saying where
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: like men always go like.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Oh you should smile more.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: This is the reason I don't fucking smile more you
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: think men are interested in him.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: That's so fucking dumb.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: He's also probably the type where.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It's also not like it's always a little Creeperho's fucking
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: like older than me. There's definitely men our ways doing
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: disgusting things, but most of the time at gym's especially,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: it's like older men.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Who are creepy. Honestly, I don't know why.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you could, like my girlfriend would do it. Let's
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: say you have to, but if if someone was doing
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: something to her, she'd be like, dude, you'd be in
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: a fucking creep.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cassie would too, Like you're.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Doing a creep.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: You make me feel uncomfortable. This is my safe place.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I really like this gym. I don't want to change gyms.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: He stop staring at me.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if you're confident enough to do that,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And then it's a confronting thing, but do it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like obviously super scary, make sure there's other
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: people like around and ship, but also like you would
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: feel fucking amazing after.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: He probably would fuck off.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably would fuck off. And I don't think
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: that's what you should have to do, but it will
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: solve the issue.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I got you. This guy fucking
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: has the biggest crush on you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Let's you should say you should suggest listening to this podcast.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: If he comes to you like what have you been
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: up to? You like, well, this really good episode just
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: came out, you should, And then we're just berating him
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: like what a fucking crew, what a creep?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: He won't go back to that gym?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Probably not.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an easy solution or he's been Also, you
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: never know with dudes like this, Like he could come
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: back and be like were you talking about me?
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: It was fucking don't know, you.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Know, the actions are so okay. The fact, you know,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: fern Wood the gym's the women only gyms, the fact
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: that that's a thing crazy. I mean, like, if that
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: isn't evidence that the world we live in is so
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: fucking gnarly and fucked up.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: For women, then I don't know what is.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I know? I know, I know, like apart apart from
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: the fucking literal news headlines of women getting murdered in
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: the Gold Coast streets by like their boyfriend, but like
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: that that's obviously evidence and just like the day to
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: day evidence of just like women and children getting murdered
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: by men all time. But if the fact that fern
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Wood exists and is a successful fucking company is so
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: fucked up to me, Yeah, oh yeah, because women got
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: sick of going to a gym where men were fucking
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: just like staring at him and ship and part of
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: it's also like maybe intimidation, I don't know, but like
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: still and it's good that it's once.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Again, like you don't want that to be the solution,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: but it's now a good solution where women can work
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: out and feel safe and feel like themselves and feel
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: confident and not feel threatened.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and judged and fucking unsafe.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we listed a lot of solutions, but
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: not all of them are good ones.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: You don't get the resolution. It could be the move
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: that's told me that she signed up a fane would
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: for a bit because she didn't want to go to
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: a gym just with a bunch of other people, like
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: she just wanted to go to one that was quiet,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: And she said that I think that was good about
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: it was like there was all this like pretty decent equipment,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: no one was ever using it. A lot of just
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: like pilates classes and different group classes. A lot of
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: equipment was just like brand new and unused. It was
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: like a fuck bonus.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Whether it's another good thing about women in your gym too,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: like that gym would be one spotless clean, but also
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: they look after.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: The equipment and put it away.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Every piece of weight would be like where it's meant
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to be, where you fucking go to a world We
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: went to the World's Gym on the Gold Coast. I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: felt like I was walking out of there with phriv.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I genuinely feel like you that if you are going
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: to World's Gym in Burley, you need chain with hazmat
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: soon on. If you don't want to come out of there.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Feels like you're in a GTA and have like COVID
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: twenty one. It's like I don't.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Even know, Like there was like trade's army, people fucking
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: sex workers.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: It's felt like I was in a fucking fortnight lobby
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: and everyone had a different skin.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah it was fucking s yeah yeah days, but also too,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: like you don't want it to be this because if
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: you love your gym like one hundred percent, don't move.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: But I always I love changing gyms. There's something about it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, it's something I go on a little
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: fucking honeymoon phase of the gym.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I understand, Like if you want to look
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: at it that way, the world is just how you
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: perceive it. I went through a phase of like I
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I went to like four different gyms three months each
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: one while until they're like little trial membership right up.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: And I loved it because it's like a new routine,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: a new place to drive to, new different times, different
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: amount of music to listen to before the gym, h
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: like different and you're like.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is a bit of a change in routine. Yeah,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: getting stuck in the stagnant and like you don't want
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: it to because of this, dude. But then it's kind
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: of like no, I'm doing this for me or like that. Yeah,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: it is time for comments.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: If you want to get a comment read, you know
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: what to do bad it simply comment on the episode
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: you are listening to. I've got Spotify with Jen, she said.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Speaking of your business segment, would you ever consider doing
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: book accessories for the Batties book club, kindle sleeves, bookmarks,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: et cetera.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: That's good on your bookmark to be a good start.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could go simpler start. We really want to
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: do pajamas. I kind of just like such an effort.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It's just a lot like this. I don't want to
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: give you excuses, but like sampling it and finding a
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  Speaker 1: supplier blah blah blah blah blah blah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Packing the merch on your own as well.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite it's quite a lot.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: But in the future, I think book Club Pajamas will
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: come out when I've got like that.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: That dog give me again?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do some week stick is like when everything
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  Speaker 1: all comes around fucking ie.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got YouTube from at thea Selekos twelve. Admitly
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: she commented quite a few comments on this episode, but
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: this one's the funniest. Admit it. Y'all got a semi
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: when talking about Nesta and Cassians and naughty times, I did.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably one of the sensiest ever seines I've
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: read in a book.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Oh you know, okay, I saw you know how are you?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: And I we I don't know if it was something
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: we said or something I read somewhere. Basically, like the
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: sex scenes in In a Quarter of Silver Flames, they
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: were like they were needed for Nesta's character development, because
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: she used to use sex as a thing to just
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: like not feel anything at all, and then it turned
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: into her and you you know, sex with cassium was
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: just like the most amazing thing and she's in love
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: and you know, mate it and all that, and I
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I was really thinking about it, and I was like, yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: like look I agree. But at the same time, like
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: it was part of her development, being told to hold
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: onto the headboard, like was part of her development, being
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: like fucking him growling in her ear like be good
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: because you're pretty little cunt as all I think about it,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, is that part of allow? It's
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: like if I'm going to be if I'm gonna be here,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: amost will be good at it. True, that's a good Also,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: like him worshiping her maybe yeah, probably a little bit
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: interesting though interesting.
• 57:11
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• 57:22
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• 57:23
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• 57:26
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• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, is this Ruby?
• 57:33
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• 57:34
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• 57:36
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• 57:40
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• 57:41
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• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Very very good, very happy you picked up.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: We were playing a bit of roulette here.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: We didn't know if we'd called you or not, because
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: sometimes we call baddies and they don't pick up in
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: the past.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, Oh fun fact, I'm listening to the episode right
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: now that you guys called me on from last week.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Last Our head is in the blending.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: We called too many people, have you?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: You're the first one before today? I think we've called.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: We've done too many episodes in the last week because
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: we're going away.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's my luck. Have you got it anything.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Else for us?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Any life models you live? You know what? You know what?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I'm stumped. I'm stumped because I've waited my whole since
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty three. I listened to your guys' podcast when
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: you were doing cheating or not cheating segments. Oh and
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: ever since then, and then you started doing calls.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I've been stump.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I haven't had anything ready for you guys now, because
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I had my opportunity last week.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: We really can't be greedy. I can't be greedy.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: No, No, that's true. We really appreciate the support. That's
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: like two years, list't it. Yeah, that's we've got a
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• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, either way, Oh, thank you for picking up.
• 59:00
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• 59:12
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• 59:17
  Speaker 2: to submit or I'm wigging our day. We need a
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: better system, right, but we need a way better system.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Right before, I was like, we've got Ruby and he
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: goes to a ring a bell. We caught her last week.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: So that was definitely the week where we called like
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: four people.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: And no one was there, and then you were getting calls.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Back and yeah, and you say who are going to call?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Then you say, like something, don't listen, listen until the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: one that picks up.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, picked up.
• 59:43
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• 59:45
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• 59:54
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• 59:56
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