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Full Show 2-19-26: The Wrench · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot, one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: How is your day?
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday a pretty good? Uh? I played games?
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: What'd you play? Producer Blake is our resident gamer. Did
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: you play Call of Duty? And yell at twelve year olds?
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: Is that your range room?
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  Speaker 2: That is my range room?
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  Speaker 4: Go ex.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: Man them kids don't know what they have comeing to them.
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  Speaker 3: I go to moms. If you're listening to the show,
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: don't let your kids play Call of Duty. They'll probably
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: play against Producer Blake. And if they come in crying,
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: you know why.
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  Speaker 2: Well you can't mumme it all on me. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: the worst one there.
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  Speaker 3: Just because you're not the worst one still doesn't mean
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  Speaker 3: you're not a bad one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, tomato potato type of situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we you know what.
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  Speaker 2: It's a community. It's a community.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make this like a book club. Call of Duty
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  Speaker 3: is not a book club. It is not a community.
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  Speaker 3: It's a community of people that should be in jail. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: community is sociopaths. No we're community is psychopaths.
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  Speaker 5: No, we're We're a fun loving community. All the gamers any.
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  Speaker 3: Like good morning, anything else you just.
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  Speaker 2: Got the wrong idea?
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  Speaker 3: Call the show eight thirty thirty five, I Bama is
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  Speaker 3: the number. Good morning, Thank you for listening. It's what
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  Speaker 3: the hell headlines? What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: On The Alabama Show, a reckless driver flew one hundred
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  Speaker 3: feet through the air and crashed into a house.
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  Speaker 1: Literally launched boom right in my house.
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  Speaker 2: Like what, Like what's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Like I must be in a sleep sleep stoopor or
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  Speaker 6: something I can't process like what I'm seeing.
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  Speaker 3: So this happened in Oregon. A car was driving crazy
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  Speaker 3: through an intersection. They hit a dirt mound, which launched
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  Speaker 3: the car through the air for more than one hundred feet.
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  Speaker 3: The car cleared a brick wall before going inside this
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  Speaker 3: guy's home.
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  Speaker 2: This feels like a movie.
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  Speaker 3: Digs of hazards?
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  Speaker 1: What super easy trivia with the Yelabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Crystal, what are you doing? You're driving to work. You
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: think you're smarter than producer Blake. You want to go
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  Speaker 3: against him? Let's go, here we go. Smack talk has started, Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go all right, Crystal, use your name as your buzzer.
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  Speaker 3: Here's question number one. What kind of animal is punk? Satani,
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  Speaker 3: Phil Blake, Crystal, Groundhog Crystal. What did you said? You
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  Speaker 3: say Groundhog? Tea grind Crystal to point? What next? One
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  Speaker 3: name as your buzzer. Finish this Doctor Seuss sentence. I
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  Speaker 3: do not like green Eggs and Blake. Sorry, Crystal. Crystal
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  Speaker 3: got it. She said the answer before you did, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what is this all right? Last one for the wind?
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  Speaker 3: How many sides does the pentagon have?
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  Speaker 1: Blake?
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  Speaker 3: How many fob.
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  Speaker 1: Blake?
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  Speaker 3: Got that one right, Crystal?
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  Speaker 2: It was not a eight?
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  Speaker 3: Is an octagon?
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  Speaker 4: But Crystal, you love you, Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations, you're smarter than producer Blake, even though you played
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  Speaker 3: video game.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: Moody is getting any ACE hardware store this spring. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to be in the Crossroads Plaza shopping center right
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  Speaker 3: off Highway four eleven, near the Fresh Value grocery store.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna have a full range of the top ACE
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  Speaker 3: brands like Steel Power equipment. They will still do key cutting,
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  Speaker 3: paint color matching, glass cutting, and so much more.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 3: Moody, You're getting a ACE real soon. Congrats. Tomorrow you can
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  Speaker 3: get a mitten at Duncan. They are handing out mittens
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  Speaker 3: for iced coffee fans that like their coffee cold even
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  Speaker 3: though it's still cold outside. It's a hot pink glove,
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  Speaker 3: that says Duncan, and it'll keep your hand warm while
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  Speaker 3: you are holding your iced coffee. It will come for
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  Speaker 3: free with any iced beverage purchase tomorrow after ten am
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  Speaker 3: at your local Duncan. Shila Buff is still being a
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  Speaker 3: hot mess in New Orleans. He was spotted partying on
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  Speaker 3: Bourbon Street after he got out of jail and was
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  Speaker 3: dancing with his jail papers in his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: He just needs help. I hope he gets the help
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  Speaker 2: he needs.
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  Speaker 3: He is having a meltdown right now. He also tweeted
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  Speaker 3: yesterday free me while he I guess right after he
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  Speaker 3: got in jail or had somebody whatever. And then yesterday afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: everybody's on Shyla Buff watch in New Orleans. He went
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  Speaker 3: for a run, he had dinner alone, and then he
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  Speaker 3: went to two churches, probably to get ashes for ash Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: We will keep you updated with the hot Mess if
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  Speaker 3: Shyla Buff does anything else crazy as we get information.
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  Speaker 3: That's three things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 3: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 3: If you have ever been in a freak accident, I
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  Speaker 3: want you to call the show. Eight three three five
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  Speaker 3: A one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: So you know I got a new windshield right yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I there was a crack that started going across
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  Speaker 3: my windshield.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 3: I remember hearing when something hit my windshield, but I
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  Speaker 3: never saw a hole or anything. It hit like the
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  Speaker 3: bottom corner and it was so low I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 3: And then it started cracking. But it hit so hard
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  Speaker 3: that there was glass on the inside of my car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, that was a really big rock.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I was not what hit it. The guy when
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  Speaker 3: he came to my house. The guy when he came
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  Speaker 3: to my house brings this thing and he goes, this
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  Speaker 3: is what hit your windshield. It's in my pocket. I'm
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  Speaker 3: shut to you.
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  Speaker 5: A wrench.
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  Speaker 3: A wrench flew out of somebody's truck and broke my
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  Speaker 3: windshield ten millimeters. So if we're driving around right now
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  Speaker 3: and you're missing the little wrench, I got it. It
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  Speaker 3: had slid down and was stealing my car, like in
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  Speaker 3: the you know between the glass and where the hood raises.
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  Speaker 3: I've been driving around with that for weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I think you might be the luckiest personal live in
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  Speaker 2: this tragedy.
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  Speaker 5: Uh you know how hard it is to find a
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  Speaker 5: ten millimeters.
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  Speaker 2: Sunking of anything an hour?
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  Speaker 5: Well, if you're in a garage, I cared toe you,
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  Speaker 5: where's my dang tin mill me?
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  Speaker 4: I thought you.
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  Speaker 3: Were gonna say I'm the luckiest person because it didn't
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  Speaker 3: go through the windshield and hit me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about that. What I'm saying is I'm
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  Speaker 2: just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I do care.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want the wrench?
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  Speaker 2: I might take this wrench?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Does does your car need to pack?
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  Speaker 3: That's what broke my windshield? Is your windshield missing it?
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  Speaker 3: That is the freakiest thing ever. Call the show, what's
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  Speaker 3: the weirdest accident you've ever been in? Eight three three
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  Speaker 3: five Oe Bama.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's the freakiest thing you've seen? Andrew? I know
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  Speaker 3: you're a mechanic ke'p seeing all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I had a guy pull under our shop one time
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  Speaker 7: and he said something was rattling under his car and
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  Speaker 7: there was half a bicycle and a tennis shoe under
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  Speaker 7: his truck.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, where was the kid?
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  Speaker 7: No, that was a full size shoes, so I don't
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  Speaker 7: know where or who it was. Did you call the Well,
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  Speaker 7: we pulled the bicycle out for him and on his way.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't he remember hitting anything?
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  Speaker 7: He says, there's a possibility that came out of his driveway.
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  Speaker 3: So good luck.
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  Speaker 7: We know where the shoe came from.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that was kind of scary. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 3: thank you for calling Andrew. We're going to hang up
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  Speaker 3: so the cops don't call us now.
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  Speaker 7: Good prank dollars, prank collars.
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  Speaker 3: It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 3: talking about? On the Alabama Show, a woman damaged her
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  Speaker 3: SUV in a elephant sized potholey.
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  Speaker 2: What's a literal elephant size?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it is huge. It happened in the Rally
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  Speaker 3: neighborhood here in Memphis. But just listen to her interview
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  Speaker 3: with the news.
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  Speaker 6: And when I get up here to this area, I
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  Speaker 6: saw that there was an elephant sized pothole.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh boy, I don't want to drive.
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  Speaker 4: Into that, so I decided to try.
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  Speaker 5: To navigate around it.
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  Speaker 4: And when I did.
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  Speaker 6: That, my car crashed into this big Jurassic Park size pothole.
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  Speaker 6: There's a riot that called Zip and Pippin that was
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  Speaker 6: in Liberty Land.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like I was on a Zip and Pippin.
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  Speaker 4: I need her.
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  Speaker 3: If you are listening to the show, please call into
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  Speaker 3: the show and just describe our show every day anyway,
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  Speaker 3: they filled a pothole with gravel as a temporary fix.
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  Speaker 3: Her car had some damage. Hopefully she'll get it fixed soon.
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  Speaker 1: Why there's three things you need to know you with
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  Speaker 3: There is a new mural going up on two to
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  Speaker 3: it is. It's on the wall across from the Shades
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  Speaker 3: Mountain Water Plant. It was commissioned by Embrace Alabama Kids.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to have three iconic landmarks representing the city
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  Speaker 3: of mountain Brook, so the Old Millhouse, the Jimmison trail Bridge,
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  Speaker 3: and mountain Brook Village. So keep a look out. It
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  Speaker 3: should be done soon, but they're already doing work on it.
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  Speaker 3: So if you see it, that's what it is. Netflix
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  Speaker 3: is fighting with TikTok. They sent the owner of TikTok
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  Speaker 3: a season desist of posting AI generated videos of its
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  Speaker 3: Demon Hunters, and other popular Netflix shows. They have three
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  Speaker 3: days to take it downer. Netflix will see So let's
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: see what happens and your girl Milly Cyrus producer Blake
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  Speaker 3: is returning for the Hannah Montana twentieth anniversary special.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna be a phenomenal showing.
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  Speaker 3: She said in a statement that Hannah Montana will always
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  Speaker 3: be a part of who she is. The special is
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  Speaker 3: going to be filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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  Speaker 3: It will feature an interview with Miley hosted by Alex Cooper.
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  Speaker 3: And this will premiere on Disney Plus on March twenty fourth.
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  Speaker 3: And that's three things you need to know. More at
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Alabama Show. The following program is
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  Speaker 3: There were two Memphis High school bands that won the
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Battle of the Band's competition at the Marty Grass Parade
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  Speaker 3: in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's freaking awesome.
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  Speaker 3: This is White Haven. They won the Sounds of Perfection
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  Speaker 3: they took first place, and then Rally Egypt High School
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  Speaker 3: took first place in a different battle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they just winner after a winner, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know they sound. I love Memphis represent and this is
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  Speaker 3: so good. If you have a good news story, call
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  Speaker 3: the show. A three three five oh one, Bama is
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  Speaker 3: somebody in the band, call the show. Tell us how
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  Speaker 3: three five oh one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 3: There's a luxury retirement community coming to Mountain Brook.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that. Okay, it is.
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  Speaker 3: They broke around yesterday. It is for fifty five and up.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a one hundred and sixty two
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  Speaker 3: unit luxury community known as the Jemison. So they're going
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  Speaker 3: to have independent living, assisted living, and memory care residences
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  Speaker 3: on four acres off Cahaba Road. The inside of this like,
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  Speaker 3: I kind of want to move in there. Look at
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  Speaker 3: the picture of this and we'll share this at the
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  Speaker 3: Alabama Show. Go follow the Alabama Show. It looks nice.
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  Speaker 3: That does look luxurious, Like there's more our bald floor.
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  Speaker 3: That's the retirement community that's being built. When we're that age,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going I'm not trying to get there a little early.
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  Speaker 3: It looks not I know it's expected to be done
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  Speaker 3: in the fall of twenty twenty seven, so it's even
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  Speaker 3: got its own like little bar and restaurant. On the inside,
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  Speaker 3: everything looks gold plated.
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  Speaker 2: This looks sick.
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  Speaker 3: I sum me up for the retirement community. That's what's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Let's check in with our local Olympics reporter producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Yes and yes, out on, Wait, hang on, sorry I
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  Speaker 3: didn't say start yet. Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Producer Blake is now tasked with our Olympic coverage. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: what's the update?
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  Speaker 1: Me?
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  Speaker 3: Do you be the best Olympic announcer you've ever been?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: And yesterday at the Winter Olympics in Milano, Cortina, the
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  Speaker 5: year of twenty twenty sixth, the winter, we had Mikayla
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  Speaker 5: Schiffrin coming in at number one on the alpine skiing event.
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  Speaker 2: But then you're not.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna believe this. There was a dog that took to
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  Speaker 5: the pond. There was also a dog that took the field.
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  Speaker 3: What happened? So say it in English? Give me words?
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  Speaker 3: So what did the dog do?
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  Speaker 5: So a dog entered the track while they're all going
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  Speaker 5: down the hill Sweden versus Germany.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. And they're like speeding down and the
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  Speaker 3: dog's in the line of the speed and the dog
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  Speaker 3: could have got hit.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, the dog ends up seeing the people thinking
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  Speaker 5: it's a chase, So the dog chases him down to
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  Speaker 5: the finish line.
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  Speaker 3: Across the finish line.
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  Speaker 4: It did.
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  Speaker 5: They give it a medal, I know, but it was
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  Speaker 5: only the qualifying race, so it did not affect the
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  Speaker 5: actual outcome.
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  Speaker 2: I think that.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like that would be my dog. Somebody come get
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  Speaker 3: your dog off of the Olympic field.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: I am super excited about the thing that producer Blake
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  Speaker 3: is doing. You told me this yesterday and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: say no more. I want to talk about on the
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: show and call the show. If you've ever wanted to
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  Speaker 3: take a class for anything? Eight three three five O one, Bama,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: I Am going to be taking vocal lessons to strengthen
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  Speaker 5: my singing, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Because when's your first lesson?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Coming up Monday?
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  Speaker 3: Do you sign up at Guitar Center? How do you
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  Speaker 3: even find this is that where it is?
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  Speaker 5: So I was doing some research online and it's harder
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  Speaker 5: to get with like individual vocal coaches, yeah, because you
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  Speaker 5: have to like do a whole process of stuff. But
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  Speaker 5: I found that Guitar Center does coaching. There they sit
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  Speaker 5: you up with a person that fits your vibe or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm going in for a consultation next Monday to
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  Speaker 5: figure out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I want to know what happens with the consultation.
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  Speaker 2: I'll let you know. I'll keep you updated.
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  Speaker 3: We all heard you sing for a teacher when you
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  Speaker 3: delivered flowers the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well that was not that didn't count.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't count. But Producer Blake is in a band.
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  Speaker 3: You posted this this weekend. Hang on, y'all covered vern five.
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  Speaker 3: This is Producer Blake's voice. Yes, I didn't tell you
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  Speaker 3: I was going to do that Monday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is mead of show.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good. Why do you need vocal lessons?
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  Speaker 5: I get very pitchy whenever I get into it, and
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  Speaker 5: I get nervous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not very controlled. So I like this.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. Okay, after you start doing
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  Speaker 3: vocal lessons and doing it, yeah, can I do a
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  Speaker 3: Alabama show live concert for producer Blake if I get
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  Speaker 3: comfortable enough, Yes, can we get you to send you
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  Speaker 3: know you're going to be a backup dancer for a
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  Speaker 3: kid at his talent show next week? Yes, correct one
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  Speaker 3: of our listeners. We do a separate set singing.
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  Speaker 2: Not this week, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Call this show. Have you ever taken a class or
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  Speaker 3: if you could take any class in the world. I'm
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  Speaker 3: proud of you. I think this is super awesome that
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  Speaker 3: you're doing. Eight three three five oh one. Bama is
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  Speaker 3: the number. That's eight three three five oh one two
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  Speaker 3: two sixty two.
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