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Best Of Billy & Lisa: Halloween! · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's the best of Billy and Lisa in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome in Saturday morning. Best of Billy and Lisa. It's
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  Speaker 1: producer Riley. I'm going to count down the top five
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  Speaker 1: moments of the week with you. Let's get right into it,
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  Speaker 1: because on Tuesday this week, it was a national cranky
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  Speaker 1: coworker day. We had a debate on the show. Who
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  Speaker 1: is crankier, Billy or Justin? I think we all know
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  Speaker 1: the answer to this.
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  Speaker 2: Did we get results on our poll who's crankier on
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  Speaker 2: this show, you or me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, we mentioned this earlier. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: who was more cranky, Bill or I? Well, Bill was
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  Speaker 3: trying to accuse me of being the cranky one. Not true.
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  Speaker 2: I can see it on your face right now. You
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  Speaker 2: are cranky at this very moment.
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  Speaker 3: This is professionalism.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That's what this is. This is not crankiness. I am
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  Speaker 3: being professional. I take my job very serious. Everyone knows it.
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  Speaker 3: Lisa knows it. Producer Riley knows it. The American people
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  Speaker 3: know it. Okay, this is professionalism. You, cranky.
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  Speaker 2: Lisa, who's crankier, me or Justin? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Are we talking just today or like on a regular basis?
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  Speaker 5: On average.
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  Speaker 3: Average, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think sometimes you go on little rants. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if that's considered cranky.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have, yeah. I have so much audio that
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  Speaker 3: I could play. It's definitely Bill.
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  Speaker 1: Billy's absolutely the cranky one.
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  Speaker 5: If he thinks that mashed potatoes aren't great, I would
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  Speaker 5: die for mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't help his case earlier.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: He went on a mashed potatoes rant. Who doesn't like
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  Speaker 3: mashed potatoes?
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  Speaker 1: And he's like anti-turkey.
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  Speaker 3: Anti-turkey.
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  Speaker 2: There's no point to it. There's no taste.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But like stuffing. That's the weird thing about that. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: a really good stuffing with sausage in it?
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is good.
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  Speaker 3: Man, only a cranky person would get upset at holidays.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: He hates candy.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't like candy.
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  Speaker 2: Hates Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: Hates dressing up.
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  Speaker 3: And Valentine's Day. So both are candy-based.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm the crankier one.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even like the Easter Bunny.
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  Speaker 8: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: This is hopping around.
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  Speaker 3: See what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: What's the point of that?
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  Speaker 3: It's cranky.
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  Speaker 4: This show has me rolling on the floor this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Billy, you are the angry one.
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  Speaker 1: Justin, you're angry, but.
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  Speaker 2: You make it funny.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, thank you. I wouldn't say Billy's angry. He's
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  Speaker 3: just a little bit cranky. Gets very moody.
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  Speaker 2: I just make observations.
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  Speaker 3: You do. You know? But you do tend to rant.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, morning crew. I've been a long-time listener, and
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  Speaker 5: I still laugh when.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the, now I'm parked on your face.
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  Speaker 2: Is that even cranky?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so cranky.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 3: When you're saying this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm parked on your face.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: How are we doing now?
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  Speaker 3: Cranky.
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  Speaker 2: I just picture his face under my tire. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's cranky. Yeah, but you know what it
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  Speaker 3: sounds like to everybody. Okay, now I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Parked on your face.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: How are we doing now?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm the crankier one of the two of us.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, let's keep going on this. Allie says don't
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  Speaker 3: forget about the guacamole.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, geez.
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  Speaker 3: All right, hates guacamole, too.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the guac became an unnecessary movement. Like, all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden, oh, I'll have the guac. Like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: love their guac. It's the best. No, it's never been
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  Speaker 2: the best. It's guac.
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  Speaker 3: Some are better than others.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Some are better.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And then the red wine.
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  Speaker 2: You hate red wine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the red wine.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: It's the red wine. Yeah. It's Bill. Bill's the cranky one. Sorry, Bill,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm going to have to go with you being
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  Speaker 3: the cranky one because we've all heard the kingdom microphone.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We've heard them. We have a million.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: He gets caught.
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  Speaker 2: You win.
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  Speaker 3: Off mic.
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  Speaker 2: The candid microphone. No one ever knows when he talks.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be angry at the talkback. All right. Those are
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  Speaker 3: my family. Those are our family.
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  Speaker 2: King into the candid microphone. I wish I could answer
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  Speaker 2: talkbacks with my own talkback. Hey, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you go penetrate yourself with a hot rod?
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
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  Speaker 2: you've ever had in your life. That was unnecessary, and
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  Speaker 2: it was edited. I would never have said those words.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not editing.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing. You make me appear cranky with
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  Speaker 2: your magic fingers in there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Magic, huh?
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Bill's the cranky one. You got a cranky coworker? Are
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  Speaker 3: you the cranky coworker? You can give us a call
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  Speaker 3: at 877-617-1108 or, or, or you can leave us a
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  Speaker 3: talk back. But we promise Bill will not attack.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 10: What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: He fell off his chair, folks.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Like the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: 877-617-1108. We'll leave us a talk back.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it's Harry Ween. So there's a lot going on
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the number four moment on Tuesday was National
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  Speaker 1: Cranky Coworkers Day. Who knew that was even a national day?
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  Speaker 1: But it is. And everybody has one of those coworkers that, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're just the crankiest.
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  Speaker 2: We're having some fun with this one.
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  Speaker 4: We are.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit. I think we need to apologize for
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  Speaker 3: the craziness of this show, and it's not even Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, what is going on in the studio right now?
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  Speaker 2: It's not even the big Friday show.
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  Speaker 5: It's only freaking Tuesday. I don't know what Bill put
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  Speaker 5: in his Cheerios.
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  Speaker 2: This morning, but something's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Must be the pretzels. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, it could be the Dots pretzels. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're so good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Addicting.
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  Speaker 3: So good. Yeah, people are going crazy about this cranky
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  Speaker 3: co-workers thing. I think we're all cranky sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: Definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Bill definitely has more of those moments, I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: He likes to just go on and on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, can you replay Billy's rant on the candy and
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  Speaker 4: also the one where he.
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  Speaker 5: Went off about Mikey V in his stupid glasses and
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  Speaker 5: hat or something?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow, that's an old school listener.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't like the candy.
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  Speaker 2: With the candy. Here, put on another 20 pounds. Who cares?
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  Speaker 2: We're getting married.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to say, Halloween's not for Billy. No, he
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  Speaker 3: hates Halloween. No, not at all. And then poor Mikey V, right,
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  Speaker 3: gets hired. They fly him across the country here.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is back in the white glasses days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really didn't know him then.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was new.
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  Speaker 1: But they didn't have lenses in them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he was stealing Bill's headphones, he thought.
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  Speaker 2: Every single night.
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  Speaker 3: All the time, so.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we need to bow down to Mikey V and
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  Speaker 2: his stupid glasses.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I never understood that era of Mikey Z.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he does either.
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  Speaker 2: He's more like a Cuban hat.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we talked to.
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  Speaker 4: Him about it recently, and he was saying the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: He's kind of ashamed of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a Cuban hat with big white glasses
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  Speaker 2: with no glass in them. Well, that was very LMFAO.
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  Speaker 1: That was like the style back then.
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  Speaker 3: Early 2010s.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Talking about cranky.
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  Speaker 5: I had a cranky driver behind me. Orange Nissan.
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  Speaker 11: I'm looking at you.
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  Speaker 12: There's traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you want me to go?
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  Speaker 3: Right. Where do you want me to go? I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: at you.
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  Speaker 4: See you.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than being cranky while you're driving.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's so true.
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  Speaker 3: Especially in rush hour.
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  Speaker 13: I don't have a cranky coworker. I mean, I probably
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  Speaker 13: have a few if I really thought about it, but
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  Speaker 13: my husband's.
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  Speaker 5: Got to be the crankiest person.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on in the background? No, really.
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  Speaker 3: Let me hear that again.
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  Speaker 13: I don't have a cranky coworker. I mean, I probably
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  Speaker 13: have a few if I really thought about it, but
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  Speaker 13: my husband's got to be the crankiest person I know.
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  Speaker 13: So kudos to whoever works with him.
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  Speaker 3: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Is the kids watching something?
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  Speaker 2: Strange sounds.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a drill.
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  Speaker 3: Bill, say something to the kids.
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  Speaker 2: Goo-goo. There you go.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, morning crew.
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  Speaker 1: This is Erin from Bill Ricka.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty sure that
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 6: The cranky co-worker. I'm sorry, but we deal with so
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  Speaker 6: many stupid young kids. I'm 42 years old. It's painful
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  Speaker 6: sometimes to listen to them.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, man, people get cranky. It is what it is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, you want to know what's sitting right
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  Speaker 2: in front of me right now? Within inches of my face.
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  Speaker 3: Are those pretzels?
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  Speaker 2: Three singular dot cinnamon flavored pretzels.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you have them lined up?
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  Speaker 2: All I can think about is eating pretzels.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Dots Pretzels, you know, that's our partner for Jingle
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  Speaker 3: Ball Jackpot. So they sent two giant bags in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you also, if you win, you get a year's
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  Speaker 1: supply of Dots. You don't?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: They told us that.
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  Speaker 1: We did that in the video.
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  Speaker 2: I would be in big trouble if I got a
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  Speaker 2: year's supply.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because I can't stop eating the one bag I was given.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? That's not happening. You know what, Bill?
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  Speaker 3: Bill will buy a year's supply of pretzels.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: For the winner.
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  Speaker 2: How about that, Lee?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about cranky, but.
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  Speaker 5: Mean, abusive, rude.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably my boss.
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  Speaker 9: She sends us staff.
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  Speaker 5: Group messages that are clearly about one person.
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  Speaker 9: Did it just yesterday again.
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  Speaker 5: Screamed and yelled at another co-worker.
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  Speaker 1: Safe to say we're all trying to leave.
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  Speaker 5: And she'll be really screwed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's leaving.
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  Speaker 5: Mutiny.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy mutiny over there. Yeah. Cranky or grumpy?
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  Speaker 14: If it makes you feel any better about being the
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  Speaker 14: cranky one.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be as cranky as my dad.
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  Speaker 5: He's so cranky that his grandpa name is Grumpy.
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  Speaker 3: That's cute. I love that. It's not Grampy. It's Grumpy.
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  Speaker 3: We have Kelly in Nashua on line one. Kelly, we
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  Speaker 3: want to hear your story, but I would just leave
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  Speaker 3: the business name out, please, if that's possible.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead. Can I just.
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  Speaker 14: say grocery store?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: So I used to work at a grocery store, and
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  Speaker 14: my boss at the time, he wouldn't feel complete every
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  Speaker 14: day until somebody cried. And at the grocery store, it
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  Speaker 14: was mostly like teenagers who So he just didn't feel
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  Speaker 14: like his day was complete until somebody cried. It was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: And here we are complaining about Billy. Billy doesn't make
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  Speaker 3: anybody cry.
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  Speaker 2: No, we used to know someone like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't want to make people cry. What are
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  Speaker 3: you doing?
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  Speaker 2: No. No.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Billy's more just fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 9: Hey, Sue from Boston.
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  Speaker 10: I think Billy is flipping hilarious. I don't think he's cranky.
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  Speaker 10: I think he's spirited. And I think he gets excited
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  Speaker 10: giving his opinion. I was saying, you know, pock on
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  Speaker 10: your face. I do the same thing. I don't find
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  Speaker 10: anything wrong with it. I've been a nurse for years,
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  Speaker 10: and sometimes things just come out of your mouth. And
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  Speaker 10: you don't mean it in a bad way.
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  Speaker 9: It just happens.
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  Speaker 3: Nice to hear from your cousin there.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think there's a level of craziness up there.
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  Speaker 3: There definitely is a level of craziness. There definitely is.
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  Speaker 2: There's lots of craziness. Thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay. I mean, the good thing is you
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  Speaker 3: don't have a microphone to talk into. Well, you do
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  Speaker 3: have a microphone to talk into. Hello. Well, we have
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  Speaker 3: it every single day.
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  Speaker 10: Happy Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: This is Kim.
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  Speaker 12: Cranky coworkers.
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  Speaker 2: We had one years ago.
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  Speaker 12: She no longer works here. She was late every day.
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  Speaker 12: And in health care, you've got to be on time.
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  Speaker 12: She was late every day. She would walk through that door.
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  Speaker 12: She would glare at all of us. She would huff
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  Speaker 12: and puff. She would slam stuff down. No one said
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  Speaker 12: anything to her.
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  Speaker 2: We were all afraid.
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  Speaker 12: In hindsight, it was brilliant. She was the original George Costanza.
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  Speaker 12: George Costanza always acted annoyed at work, so people thought
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  Speaker 12: he was busy. Yeah, brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: A little Seinfeld reference there.
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  Speaker 3: Love that show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, it still stands the test of time.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll keep the talkbacks coming. We have a
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  Speaker 3: wrap-up at 940. We can play more for you. We
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  Speaker 3: appreciate you listening to this show, even though sometimes we're cranky.
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  Speaker 3: We apologize.
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  Speaker 1: The number three moment here. Mel Robbins checked in with
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  Speaker 1: us on the show this week because she's on the
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  Speaker 1: cover of People magazine.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, guys. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. Yeah, it happened. I was scrolling
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  Speaker 1: on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I follow you.
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  Speaker 4: It popped in Mel Robbins on the cover of People
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  Speaker 4: magazine with the headline. One decision changed my life. And
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  Speaker 4: I had to text your assistant Lynn and say, is
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  Speaker 4: there any way Mel can join us?
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  Speaker 2: And you said yes.
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  Speaker 5: Here I am. I was excited to talk to you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a couple of years since the Lisa's
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Book Club appearance. And boy, you've had such a journey.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: I think you've been to five countries, 27 cities on
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: the Let Them Theory tour. Did you ever expect that
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: those two words would have such a positive impact on
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  Speaker 4: so many people all over the world?
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  Speaker 5: I knew that the theory and both let them and
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  Speaker 5: the second part saying let me worked and it's powerful
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  Speaker 5: because it changed my life and my relationships with my
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  Speaker 5: family in particular. I mean, you would have to be
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  Speaker 5: a sociopath to stand in the beginning of something and say, oh,
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  Speaker 5: this is going to be really global. It blows me
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  Speaker 5: away every single day that this book is now in
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  Speaker 5: 67 languages and the tour sold out globally. But I
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  Speaker 5: think the bigger thing is just how it's giving people
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  Speaker 5: control and peace and power back in their lives. Because
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  Speaker 5: when you say let them, you remind yourself that it's
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: stupid to waste any time and energy trying to control
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: the uncontrollables. So it's pretty incredible.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I actually let them. I used it with Billy
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: this morning. He was having an issue. We were talking
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: off the air. And I said, Billy, just let him,
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: let her. And instantly he became unstuck. You could see
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: it on his face.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mel, instantly I was relieved. Everything was fine.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Well, that's because, you know, other people are idiots and
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: they're going to drive you crazy. And they, you know,
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: you want everybody to change and be exactly how we
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: want them to be. But that's not how life works.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: And so when you just... And recognize that other people
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: are who they are. Allow them to have their moods
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: and their opinions and their feelings and just focus on
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: your response to it. Life gets a lot easier. I
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: can't believe how much energy and time I wasted on
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: stupid things, honestly. Traffic, people's moods, being worried about making
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: everybody happy. It's just so much easier to give people space.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Let them be who they are and who they're not.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: And then just focus on what's worth your time to
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: respond to and what's not.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Well, you talk about in this People Magazine interview, the
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: one decision that changed your life.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: It sounds so stupid, you guys. I mean, honestly, 16
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: years ago, my husband and I were 800 grand in
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: debt and I. You know, when you get into a
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: moment in your life, you guys, where your life starts
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: falling apart, it's interesting. You can know what to do,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: but it feels impossible to do it. You know you
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: need to look for a job. You know you need
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: to ask for help. You know you need to lay
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: off the booze. You know you need to stop screaming
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: at everybody. And yet, you don't do any of it.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: And so the decision that changed my life, honest to goodness,
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: was just deciding that to stop blaming all my problems
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: on my husband and the world around me and recognize
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: that there's only one person that can fix this, and
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: it's me. And instead of wishing somebody would show up
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: and save me, I needed to start acting like the
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: person that I wished would come. And that person's obvious.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: If you stop and think about your own life and
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: the areas of your life where you're not happy, you
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: probably know exactly what you could or should be doing. Well,
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: that was me. I spent a lot of time thinking
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: about it, but thinking about it doesn't get it done.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: And so one morning, it was a Tuesday in February 2008,
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: right outside of Boston in Sherbourne, Massachusetts. And I just
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: decided instead of laying in bed and being upset about
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: my life and staring at the ceiling, I need to
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: get up. I need to look for a job. And
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: I just started acting like the person I wanted to
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: be instead of acting like the person I felt like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: which was a giant loser.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I think, honestly, that's like the simplest advice.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: But you're right.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: You have to just visualize who you want to be
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: and then just start living it and start doing it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Wonderful. It's true. Like, I don't know if I'm the
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: dumbest person on the planet. And it took me, you know,
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: into my 40s and 50s to understand that life is
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: honestly kind of simple. The first one is you're never
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: going to feel like doing the things you need to
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: do that make your life better. And the good news
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: is you can force yourself to just act like the
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: person you want to be. And through the actions, not
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: the feelings, through the actions, you become that person. And
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: the second thing I learned is trying to change everybody
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: around me just makes me miserable. And trying to control
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: everything makes me stressed out. And there's an easier way
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: to go through life. It's stoicism. It's basically let other
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: people be who they are and focus on yourself. Focus
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: on showing up in a way that makes you proud
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: of yourself. And oftentimes, what's going to make you proud
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: of yourself is not waiting to feel like doing the
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: things you need to do. The things that make you
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: proud of yourself are doing the hard things in life.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: And then after you get the hard things done, life
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: gets easier.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: So we're a big fan of your podcast. And recently
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: you had a special visitor, Oprah Winfrey.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: You also had Benny Blanco, by the way, which we
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: thought was really cool.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Can you walk us through how that made you feel
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: when she showed up in your space?
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I needed a diaper. I mean, I could not
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: believe it. Because she was the single biggest inspiration to me.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: I couldn't believe she came to Boston. I mean, I
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: thought that if I ever got a chance to interview her,
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I would go to where she lives. And so the
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: fact that she made the trip to Boston was the
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: biggest deal to me. And the other piece of it was,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: you know, she said on the show, That she saw
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: herself in me and she saw that I had taken
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: everything that she was trying to teach in 25 years
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: on television. And I'm paying it forward in my own way.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: And to have somebody whose work you admire, admire you
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: back on your own show. I mean, she even said
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: you have become the voice of this generation, helping people grow.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: lead themselves back home to themselves, to hear those words
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: come out of her mouth. It was kind of one
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: of those moments where I was listening and I was
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: also saying to myself, shut up now, don't say anything,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: don't say anything.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I think you actually cried at that moment.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: I really did because she didn't need to say it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Oprah cried too.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: It was such a generous thing. Yeah, she did. It
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: was a very... It was a very, very moving experience. And,
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: you know, our show is really about impact. It's not
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: about virality. And so I'm not really looking for a
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: press moment. I'm trying to figure out whoever is sitting
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: in the chair, whether it's a world-renowned researcher or it's
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Oprah Winfrey or it's Benny Blanco or it's one of
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: you guys. I just think to myself, how can I
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: structure a conversation with you? to make the biggest impact
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: in the life of the person listening. Not so that
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: they're eavesdropping on a conversation, but that we co-create it
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: knowing that somebody's listening to this podcast as a way
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: to feel better and do better in their life. And
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: so I think she really felt... very safe to open
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: up and very aligned with the intention, which was impact.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Well, welcome back into the best of Billy and Lisa
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: in the morning. It's producer Riley County down the top
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: five moments of the week with you. Saturday morning, Halloween morning.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween, by the way. Can't wait to eat all
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the candies and nights. And because we were leading up
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to Halloween this week, we had a DM from somebody
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: who really put us to the test.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Lisa, you've got a DM.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It's from our listener, Sarah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: She says, my boyfriend is a Halloween fanatic and every
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: year he goes all out. But this year he booked
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: an overnight stay. at an Airbnb that is allegedly haunted
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: for the weekend. I agreed to go several months when
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: we booked it, but now that it's coming up, I
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: don't want to go.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Should I do this? Should we stay in a haunted house?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: That's the question.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: And question, because the Airbnb is posting it as a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: haunted house, is it really a haunted house, or are
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: they just saying it's a haunted house?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: No, it's probably a, yeah, it's probably, there's been, you know,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: sightings there.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: So you have a good chance of being haunted. There's
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: a bunch of those. The Lizzie Borden house.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: There's one in Gardner. There's a bunch of them.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I think there's one in Lexington. We may have done
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: a TV piece on once. I've never slept in.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: A haunted house. Well, as far as Sarah goes, I
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: think that it's too little too late. She should have
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: said something months ago, not the week of Halloween. And
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: her boyfriend sounds like a Halloween freak.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Suck it up, cuddle up to him.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was kicking the can down the road. She
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: should have said something months ago.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: The week of, you're sending a question into the Billy
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: and Lisa show. We welcome that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: But I think she's got to do it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I think she does, too.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, that's when you just cuddle up,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: you know, right?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Do you believe, Lisa, in haunting?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I believe in ghosts.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I believe that there are places that could have ghosts lurking.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I personally think that most ghosts are friendly, like you
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: said earlier in the show.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I think these spirits are stuck somewhere. I don't think
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: that they're bad.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: My impression, having met several ghosts for real, my impression
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: is a lot of them are happier now than they
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: were when they were on Earth or wherever they were.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and some reason why they're stuck. They're still here.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: So were you scared when you saw the ghosts in
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: your house, Billy?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: No, I really was happy. I felt bad because I
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: know Michelle's the one that dies to see ghosts, and
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden I was seeing them. I saw
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: them in my hotel room at Encore Boston Harbor, standing
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: right by the sliding door.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: But I have to say, when you came in, you
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: sounded like they made you feel special.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Again, they just seemed very happy and peaceful. But the
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: other thing about it is they were all people from
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: decades gone by, you know, like even before me, like
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: they were like, I had saw the ghost once in
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: my house and we live in an old school house
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: and she was dressed much like a teacher and she
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: had a young student with her, which begs the question,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: could that student have met with tragedy or something? And,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: And she's now with the child wherever ghosts are.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Well, the question is posted on the Kiss 108 Facebook page.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: You can go there and comment, follow to Kiss 108
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: on Facebook. Jennifer says that she would go on the
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: spooky getaway. But if something like gruesome or bad recently happened,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: she might think twice about it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Like in real life, they're like a recent story.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think she should go, Billy. What do
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: you what do you have to answer this girl's question?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: But you're right, though, this this talk backers.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: About bad energy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Something recent that that would be maybe one reason to
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: be a little bit more like apprehensive.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I think she should definitely go.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too late, I think.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, nothing's going to happen. I mean, you might
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: get weirded out or something at some point. I don't know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: You don't hear stories about, well, we slept in a
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: haunted house and we're all killed.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: You know, it's always somebody telling a funny story, something
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: weird that happened while they were in the haunted house.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I've heard bad ghost stories.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: See, I've only met friendly ones.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: But I see them like, get out.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, a lot of banging. I've heard stories of banging
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: on the walls and stuff.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Riley, a lot of ghosts, I feel like feed off
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: your energy, too. So like if you because I believe
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: in ghosts. So if you go to some place and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you're like a believer, that's usually when they want to
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: interact with you. If you're not a believer, sometimes they
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: like there'll be nothing that happens. And if it's a Airbnb,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that's kind of like the Lizzie Borden house, like. that
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: has certain rooms that are more haunted than others. So
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you could be staying in a room that, like, yes, like,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the house is haunted, but not necessarily, like, the room.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: So she could luck out. You never know. But I've
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: been to the Conjuring house, which is, like, very, very haunted.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: And nothing happened. Did you stay there? No.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: So me and my friend Hannah went just for, like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: a day trip, and they had, like, EMF readers. They had, like,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: all the ghost hunting equipment.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: But that house is scary. I would never stay there overnight.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: It could be the Lizzie Borden house that Sarah's talking about.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It could be.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Morning, morning, crew.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: I actually did stay at a haunted house. My friend
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: and I, we stayed in the Lizzie Borden house.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: She stayed in Lizzie's room.
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: And I stayed in the sister's room. It's not like
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: a baby, but we did do like a ghost watch thing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: That night, people came to the house and we had
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: a spit of boxes and had a whole conversation with
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: a ghost in the bathroom.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: It was kind of weird, but it was a lot
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: of fun.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a Lizzie Borden documentary out right now?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: There's a show right now.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: It's a monster.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: It's on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. She actually had a conversation
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: with the ghost.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That's cool. See, like that's when you go into it
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: with like an open mind and they will like converse
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: with you. But if this if Sarah is like a nonbeliever,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like she might be fine.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I want to believe I'm not a nonbeliever. I've just
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: never had an experience with a ghost, a paranormal experience.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: When you see ghosts, you will become a believer.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I will.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I had two occasions and I totally believe now, but
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: they were all very nice.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I wonder why some ghosts, you know, pick certain people
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: to show themselves.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: There must be something about people. There's something that I
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: don't have. I'm lacking in something.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's about the energy. I think they want to know
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: that you'd like to see them.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: You're welcoming.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. I'm going to go on record right now.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Say it nice and loud.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I would, I, Justin, would like to see a ghost.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Boo!
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: That's a start. So I think this other Sarah needs
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: to get it together. She had plenty of time to
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: tell her boyfriend she was scared.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Or whatever her problem was.
• 26:38
  Speaker 14: I mean, I stayed at the Lucy Porter house.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: I got touched and everything. I'm only partially possessed.
• 26:44
  Speaker 14: I mean, it's not that bad.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, she stayed at the Lizzie Borden house too.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And nothing's ever happened.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Well, the first one had a conversation with the ghost.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: She said that she got touched at the Lizzie Borden house.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: She got touched.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Lizzie Borden is very haunted. The Lizzie Borden house.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Terrifying ordeal. See, I get when it's advertised as haunted,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't tend to believe it. It just happens. If
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: it's going to happen, it's going to happen. It doesn't
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: matter where you are.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: When I was younger, we tried to break into the
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Danvers State Hospital. Oh, yeah. Because we had watched that movie,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Session 9, which is about the hospital. And we didn't
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: get in, obviously, but that's like the closest I came.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: It was just creepy. We didn't see anything. But definitely
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: these places have that energy.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: They do. I think it's when you least expect it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Like one time I stayed at a hotel in Scotland,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: in Edinburgh, and when I opened the window to my room,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: It was adjacent to the wall of the castle. And
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, if I'm ever going to see a ghost,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: this is the place. I left the window open all night.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: You've got to believe they must be living in the
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: old castle, right?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Nothing happened. 877-617-1108 is our phone number, right? You
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: can leave a talk back on the iHeartRadio app, or
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: you can leave a comment on the Kiss 108 Facebook page.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: What do we think? What should Sarah do? Should she
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: stay in the house this weekend with her boyfriend?
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Also.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Have you stayed in a haunted house? Would you stay
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: in a haunted house? We'll take all that. Many ways
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: to communicate with the Billy and Lisa show.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Happy Monday. This is Kim.
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: I have some advice for that listener that called in
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: that doesn't want to go with the haunted house. I mean,
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: I live in a haunted house every day. I've got cobwebs, dust.
• 28:28
  Speaker 12: The boyfriend snores like I have the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• 28:32
  Speaker 12: guy beside me.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I have more skeletons in my closet. Hey, honey, it's 2026.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Just ghost him. Well, just a couple minutes ago, we
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: were talking about a DM we got from a listener.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It's Halloween weekend and her boyfriend wants her to stay
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: in a haunted house. I don't know if I could
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: do that. But we asked you guys, what do you think?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Could you stay at a haunted house over Halloween weekend?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: This is the number one moment.
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: There is no way in hell you would catch me
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: going to a haunted house on Halloween weekend.
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: I think you should tell your boyfriend he can go
• 29:03
  Speaker 14: by himself.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: See, I think it's an opportunity to kind of like
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: do something fun as a couple, right?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Like you have that as an experience.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: A little suspense in your life.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Could bring it together a little bit more.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she should go. Sarah, just go to
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: the haunted house.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: It's not that big of a deal. Either one or
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: two things are going to happen. Either nothing's going to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: happen or you walk away with cool stories for the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: rest of your life. I grew up in a haunted
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: house and I'm fine.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Have fun.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to hurt you.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: She just said she grew up in a haunted house.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's fine.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have stories like that.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: The only encounter I ever had was I had a
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: friend that would go ghost hunting. And he had this equipment,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: this machine that he would go into cemeteries at night
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: and he would record. But then he'd have to listen
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: to it back the next day. And so he came
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: to me and he played me a recording he got
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: in a cemetery that And there was a voice on
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: there that came through that said, leave.
• 30:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Or get out. I forget what it was. And that
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: was probably, I mean, it shivers down my spine. Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: You might be asking, who are the people that go
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: to cemeteries in the middle of the night with a machine?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I know. I don't know. Weird people.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: What's the machine?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It's like a recorder.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's called like a spirit box or something.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, Riley, are you into this paranormal stuff?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I watch these two YouTubers that go ghost hunting.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Sam and Colby.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Sam and Colby, yeah. So I'm like, I'm into that.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Again, I don't know. I would go, but I don't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: think I'd sleep at all. Like the entire night, I'd
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: be like this with the covers like up to my chin,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: like something going to happen.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Well, has anything ever happened with Sam and Colby?
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: They yeah, they get they have a ton of machinery
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: that they like get responses to. But they I don't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: think they've ever seen a ghost, but allegedly ghosts don't
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: like cameras and they're recording it for YouTube. But they've
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: had a ton of like experiences.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. They're not looking for attention.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Aren't they usually trapped or stuck in between? That's what
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. They're kind of just in limbo.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: And they haven't fully passed to the next life.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: When I went to college, it was in Newport, Rhode
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Island with all the Gilded Ages mansions. And those dorms
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: were definitely haunted. They were old carriage houses, old servant quarters.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: I definitely was freezing no matter what I did. It
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: was definitely haunted.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I just thought of something. When I was young and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: playing Little League baseball, I know your son Abel was
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: into baseball.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Good morning.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: The old grammar school, the Kelly School, my first grade,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: we moved across the street to a brand-new school. But
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the old Brick Kelly School stood for years, and all
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: the windows were boarded up. And where we played our
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Little League games, the famous story in town were the
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Green Men. The green men were living in the old
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Kelly School, the abandoned Kelly School. Now that I think
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: of it, I mean, it was everywhere. The green men,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I was up at the plate looking down the third baseline,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and there was the Kelly School, and I saw an image.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Was it a green man?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: It was. I saw an image sticking its head out.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Who were the green men?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: They were supposedly, you know.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Like soldiers or something?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: From another planet.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: You've had like a long history of seeing ghosts.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I forgot about the Kelly School. And if someone's listening
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: from East Cambridge, you know what I'm talking about.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: The Green Men. Lisa.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: What is he capping?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: How am I going to make up the Green Men
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: at the Kelly School boarded up windows? My brother and
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I and our crew used to break into the Kelly School.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: What is he capping?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: One time my brother was so crazy, like four of
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: us went in in the total darkness. We had a
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: flashlight and he had planned. He was such a pranker.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: We were up on like the fifth floor. You had
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: to crawl around. There were giant holes in the floor
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: and everything. And he had a plan to leave me
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: and take the flashlight. And they did. They left me
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: alone on the fifth floor. Total darkness. I had to crawl.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: And he never came to get me. They actually left me.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: The area, the neighborhood. I had to find my way out.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: You got punished, man.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Every day was something with my brother.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: My life was at stake. Good morning, Kiss One Week crew.
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: I live in a really old house, and I've never
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: noticed anything crazy, but like... Um, like sometimes my shade
• 33:32
  Speaker 11: will roll up by itself, which is kind of crazy,
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: but I think it's just the way the house is
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: like such an old house.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Those parts are kind of old.
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: Um, but I used to go to school near the
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: Denver state hospital and a lot of those tuberculosis tunnels,
• 33:42
  Speaker 11: like kind of run near my school. And one day
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: we were walking, um, for gym class. We were like
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: walking in the woods behind my school. And there were
• 33:48
  Speaker 11: so many old hospital beds. It just like gives you like, Oh, this.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Is kind of weird.
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: But there was like all kinds of stuff.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of hospital beds.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's freaky.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: There was torture going on.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Yikes.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Hmm.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why so many places are haunted because stuff
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: like that happens. And then there's like so many deaths.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: They like compile.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's Halloween week.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: By the way, Maureen Hancock. Yes. Coming in next Monday.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: We try to get her on Halloween week like we
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: do every single year, but she's away somewhere. So she's
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: coming in next Monday, which actually is the day of
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: the dead. Yes.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: It's perfect.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, the day of the dead.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: So she'll be here to take your calls.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Hi, it's the mayor.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: I think the girlfriend should go on the trip to
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: the haunted house and be nice to her boyfriend.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I have ghosts here at the.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Brownstones, and Billy is correct.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: She is in black and white, and she also appears
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: in a mirror. Because I did the history of my brownstone,
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: and it used to be a brothel back in the day.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: So I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Boo! All right, I got to wrap up the Halloween
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: edition of The Best of Billy and Lisa in the Morning.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Thanks for starting your morning here on Kiss 108, hanging
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: out with me for a little bit. The Countdown with
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Billy and Justin is up next, so stay here. Monday morning,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the Jingle Ball Jackpot, 7, 10, and 8, 10 with
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa. Don't forget!