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#208 A Cursed House, Mum Rage & Matt's Apology to Laura · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Sorry, how rude?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry? Are you just had? Ken Lee just messaged me? Oh?
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Stop everything? Well, who the fuck is ken Lee?
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: He's not the doctor from the actor ken Lee.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: No, it's but it says deadline and policy update, what
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: to watch for in your r DT. I claim, what
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: the fuck is that? Sorry?
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: There's a time for admin.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: There's always time for admin. You have a story, kinds
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: to the open and then you.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Can come with your little story you want to use that, Yeah, okay,
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: let's come then. Fine.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Matty Jay and
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: it's the bad and the relatable, and we don't give advice. Ash,
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: what's your story?
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: My stories? I accidentally offended mom this morning and I
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't my intention, but I did. And I'm gonna tell
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: you how I did that. Go on right now? School
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: pickup it was drop off. It was actually preschool. It
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: was for Macy. Anyways, this mum had both of her
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: kids there. One had a backpack on, okay because he
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: was obviously being dropped off. The other one was slightly smaller,
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: but he had matching shirt and shorts dinosaur, which I
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: really liked. Yep, you know where I'm going with this. No,
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: you don't, no idea. I was like, oh, they're cute, Jarmis,
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: and she was like, they're not pajamas. And I was like, oh,
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: why would you? Did? They look like jay? They look
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: like pajamas. I've been on it.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: But don't you think that's also like it's also like
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: a dig at the.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Parent of like that's what I mean. I didn't mean
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: it that way because I look, honestly, Jarmy's outside, not
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: a problem with me, don't have a problem. You wear
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: your pajamas wherever you fucking so for me. And then
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, and I sort of backtrack and I
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: was like, I just love dinosaurs.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: That's a cute outfit for someone with special needs. Oh yeah,
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: Well no, I was essentially what you're saying.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I was friendly. I wasn't like, oh, that's cute, but also,
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: you should get your kids dressed.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: No, why wouldn't you just say that's a lovely outfit,
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: would you? You'd be like, honestly, I didn't I get
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: my kids dressed, thank you very much.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know any of it.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Was going out of my mouth film By the time
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: it happened, I was like and then I was like
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: to the kid, I was like, do you know that's
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: my I had like a stegosaurus on it, probably my
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: least favorite dinosaur, but I lie a second and it's
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: my favorite dinosaur. Trying to smooth it over, so you lied.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: I really put my foot into that.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: For the record, What would you like to see printed
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: on some clothing? What dinosaur tickles your fancy t rex?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Nah? Too aggressive? Veloci raptor, a rap door vel rapt
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: or raptor. Wow, Probably something more woke than that, like
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: a vegetarian dinosaurs just to keep every unhappy?
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: Like, what give me some a deglar dopus, dipple docus
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: that's it? What is that dips the long necks?
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. This is not a this is
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: a podcast all about dinosaurs. Anyway. I would just want
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: to say sorry to that mum. How your tracks? Did
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: you apologize? I got the fuck out of there, That's
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: what I just pushed over the fans. I'm like, I'm
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is now going to be housekeeping. Just want
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: to let people know that maybe I got a little
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: bit excited a little bit trigger happy with the jingles,
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: and I suggested that we put together a jingle for
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: this segment of Housekeeping, and Ash was like, whoa.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: Well, hang on a fucking second, we're just putting jingles
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: in every two seconds.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: In this podcast. I saw that post and I was like,
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: we didn't discuss.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: This for the record Blink one eight two, small things.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: It was a suggestion.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Keeping is bigger than small things.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well that pretty much the whole show. If it
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: wasn't for Ash, you would have just heard our rendition
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: of Blink one eight two. But Ashes said, no, just
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: kidding here it is so I just want to let
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: let that be known to the good people the dots,
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: if you will.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it's safe to have no jingles.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Every episode is going to be all music. It's turning
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: into a musical. Sorry.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's why you're against it, because you hate musicals.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like we do housekeeping first, so it will
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: go into our show. Start too soon? There, too soon?
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: You want you want to talk about nockiers, my bro.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: No, we don't. Sorry, oh yeah, we'll retouch that next
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't get a chance. I'm just having a chance. Okay,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: that's fine, I'm really sorry. Next week everyone tuned in,
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: moving on.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know about the knock yet you will.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: It's a good time, Okay, in good time. Next week
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: we talk about the Nokia.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: It'll be like the meta business meta suite all over.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: It's like, you don't, I'll do it. Today.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: Ash has had one admin task to create what is
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: called a meta business.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: I have disability. It's called it's actually it's a disorder.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: And if you really want to poke that and.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: I have it too, I don't.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: Technically you're one of them. Well, I'm not diagnosed.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: I want to get diagnosed just so I can be like, see,
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: yes see. I also I can sympathize with you.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: What you deal with. April always says it's just my ADHD.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: She's undiagnosed, and I said, that's offensive. Hey, sorry, that's offensive.
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: Let me apologize on behalf of all the people like
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  Speaker 2: me in April.
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  Speaker 1: It's disorderist.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: But I'm a bit sick at the moment. By the
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: way out to Shannon, you're gonna fucking just ignore that.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: She's a mum. She reached out to us. She just
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: got diagnosed, and it's a thirty night.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: It's not about Shannon, It's about me.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, and can congratulations on having a dissider.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: When did you speak to Shannon?
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: She just messaged me where Instagram and you right back. Yeah,
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: that's not like you at all. She's a lucky lady.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway, ADHD related Happy birthday, Shannon, Yes, thirty nine. Okay,
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you about the fact that I
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: think my house is cursed.
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: Which one I walked into that, didn't you? I actually
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: went on the fourth mansions be cursed.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: I actually actually bumped into someone and sorry, this is
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: really bad. He said, how's the house? And I said,
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: I said which one? He was like, oh, the one
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: you've just renovated.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: And I was like, which one. I was joking.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I was joking the BONDI houses go on white goods. Oh,
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: bloody white white goods. We just lost last week. The dishwasher.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Well, it hurt us talking about all the other dishwashers.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: I'm out of here.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was the fact that I
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: kept opening at mid cycle that over time. I don't
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: know if it has It was a very old dishwasher.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: The dishwasher was at least like twelve years old.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: That's a long time that is old. It was on
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: its last day. I just give up, don't And I
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: To get twelve years out of a dishwasher, I'm happy
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: You should be very happy. Oh yeah, that's an outstanding inning.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: When it finally went, I said, rest easy.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like when a really really old person dies
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: and then they're like how old. They're like, ohe oh
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: good innings. Yeah, same thing, thank you. It was like
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: great innings.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: But on the other end of the spectrum, the fridge
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: just died.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: The one at your at the Bondo house, that's new.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: It's five months old.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's the one with the you had the
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: problem with the plumbing.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: It's like losing a puppy, you know. It's how old
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: was the dog that hit by the car? It was
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: only one.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: I would say it's somewhat sadder than losing a puppy.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: It's more of a headache, that's for sure. Yeah, I'm
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: doing okay for those who are wondering, but it is
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: it's a real pain in the ass.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: What sort of like what happened?
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I think it was Laura. I think it was Laura. Okay,
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't she do? Okay, what about it just stopped working.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: It's got to be some sort of investigation, I.
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: Said to her. So she was like, it's broken. The
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: freezer is not working. And I was like, well, hang
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: on a second, you've got it. So she's just so unorganized,
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: and she had a bottle like that is like a
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: little cooler and it was like jammed in the door,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: so the door wasn't shut properly, so it had been
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: running overnight with the door the freezer.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Ajar. Yeah. One of the key factors to a fridge
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: or freezer is the door needs to be shut, you
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, thank you. It's like years of my
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: childhood and my mum yelling at me for not keep it,
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: keep it, keep it closed.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: It's just so Then off the back of that, I
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: don't I don't know if it's.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Strained the fridge.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: And I had my milk in my cereal on Monday
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: morning and I thought it was Sunday was I was like,
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: that's weird. It's not very cold and tastes kind of tangy.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: And then I've finished it and then the next hour
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is serious? Nothing's getting cold.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Oh I know, so you think that the engine has
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: been worked to death.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: I'm no expert here, ash, I'd love to know. I'd
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: love to get NANSA. But the other issue is, and
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: once again, I know a lot of people are dealing
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: with some serious issues right now, so mine, in comparison
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: is very small. I understand that. But I finally got
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: hold of the brand and I said, look, five month
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: old fridge gone, and they said we can send a
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: technician in two weeks.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Two weeks, that's what I said.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: I said, you know, I have three children, one of
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: whom alight a bit and said it's two months old
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: because it's more dramatic.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how old is popic?
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Five months?
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Wow? That went? Fuck fuck? Where did that last
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: five months ago?
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, I'm fucking staying awake every night
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: with a fucking screaming child. I can tell you it's
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: not going quick my end.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Just for the record, fair enough.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: So at the moment we're living out of eskis.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, can we go back to two weeks? Really cool?
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: What if they got on I don't know they wouldn't
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: tell me. I said, how many technicians do you have?
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: And they said, that's none of your business.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: One and yeah.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: So currently surviving on rations added the escape. It was
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: like camping and we're washing everything by hand as well.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: It's fucked and ice is not cheap.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: Ice is very expensive, except.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: They do a bundle deal.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: They do a bundle deal. I don't need four bags.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Every time. He's like, you paid.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Two bucks more, you get an extra bag, yeah, and
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll do it. I came home with a
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: fucking carful of ice. Laura was like, why so much ice?
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: You ruck the fridge?
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: And do you know what else happened? God, the Meredith cheese?
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: What's that? I knew you wouldn't know. Is that a
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: jab because I'm poor? Yes? Oh no, no, I just
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like not to generalize, but Mum's Mum's listening
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, yes, the Meredith, I don't know what
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: that is, okay, right, okay. I was like, Meredith, that's
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: my mother. She's giving you cheese and not me. The
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: fuck is that about? We can use the cheese where Paul,
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: you're talking about one of your houses is cursed enough
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: about the houses. So the Meredith Coast cheese curse is
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: in a jar of oil, and Laura's put that into
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: the eski. This morning.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: She got the milk out and was like, fuck, milk
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: is covered in oil. And then she pulled out the
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Meredith cheese, which is now just the cheese, no oil,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: because it had leaked out.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Into the eski.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: And then she goes, your fucking mom did this. She goes,
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: you can never get the lids on because of her arthritis.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Then Laura went to work and then mom was like,
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: where's all the oil come from? And I said, and
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Meredith cheese, And she goes, fucking Laura.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're against each other. We're all attacking each other
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: I thought a fridge would bring down the Johnson and
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: the dishwasher.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, speaking of poverty, Oscar lost a tooth.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Not okay, that sounded bad, did you? Was it you? No? Sorry?
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Friend of mine? Okay, friend of mine. Child swallowed the tooth, said,
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: what's the policy here?
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Do you go through the shit? No, that thing's gone.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: My mum once did that. She also cut your foreskin off,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: remember when you were like seven. She is an animal. God,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: don't go around, she'll chop something of yours off. My
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: brother forced her.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: He shat in it like a container, takeaway container, and
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: for like the next three shits, she went through it
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: to try and find the tooth that he's swallowed. Still
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: couldn't find it.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: He's metabolized it. Yeah, it's become a part of him again,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: How did oscar oscar? It's his second tooth? Okay, and
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: he's already Yeah. Just a quick warning, Matt that if
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: there are kids in the car, whoever is listening to this,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: don't worry about the swearing. But we're about to talk
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: about the tooth fairy.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: The magical tooth Fairy. Let's get into that.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry what sorry, take that back?
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Take that back?
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Next we'll be talking about Santa Claus and I can't
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: wait to get into him. And the kids are like,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: why is he in the tooth ferry? Oh my goodness,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: quarters by surprise, this one it was lose. And I
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, you don't want to lose the
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: tooth close to bedtime?
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Because there's a lack who has coins these days, Brota,
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta pretend to be there, so we didn't have
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: any coins, mainly because Oscar has found all the coins
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: in the house and hidden them for himself. It's for
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: some point like a doomsday prepper. Where do you even
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: you to? Servo gets mice that sorry, well done? How
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: do I get a coin? Was stumped. I devised a
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: plan though, to get a coin. I was meant to
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: get one from Mike because trades have coins. Yeah, I
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: don't know. Why does Dan have coins? Yeah? Yeah, Dan's
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: a trade and Danny's big partner. Anyway, I devised a
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: plan because we didn't have any coins, and it was
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: like seven o'clock at night and the kids were like
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: about to get into the shower.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Oscars there like rubbing his hands, going yes.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like to Apem, should I just
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: say two three? Do work on a Sunday because that's
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: just an easy way out. And April was like, no,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: it's the magic. I'm like, okay, I get it.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: She's like she's on holidays, bro, she doesn't do Sundays.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Not the Northern Beaches. No, that's what I was thinking.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: No one crosses the spit Bridge on a Sunday.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: He'd understand. That's the last thing I'd want he'd be like,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: oh fair, you understand. Yeah, I see her on Monday, Yeah, she'll.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Clock in, she'll be there. Yeah, she's already doing nights.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Poor thing. Then I have a day off. Yeah, I'm
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: going to go do the showers. You come up with
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: how we do this. I devised the plan no coins
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: in the house. I absolutely raided that. I tried to
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: even turn the dog into like a sniffer dog. I'm like,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: smell one of oscars coins that he's hoarding. Find more
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: of these?
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Did you find anything? Sometimes you do a spring clean,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: you find things that you thought you lost.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I found a poker chip from the Star Casino. Oh
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: how much ten bucks? It GE's great, give him that, right,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: did you know? Okay? I think it wasn't allowed to
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, he doesn't know what.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I love how you've got more poker chips in the
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: house than you do cloning.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: And also I found a Westfield gift card and I
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: was like, we could do this. Yeah, it's great. No,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, my plan was this. I found
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: the poker chip, and I was like ten bucks a
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: bit steep. I'm setting myself up to fail with that,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: So I need to somehow. I thought maybe I could
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: remove the writing on it and then put what I
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: want on there. But no, I couldn't do that because
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: it was a proper casino chip and they're like, I
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: don't want Otherwise, I could just tange it to a
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and be like, I want to cash this, right.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: So I found these little black stickers to cover it up,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: so just look like a chip, like a like a
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: poker chip with no value. And I thought, this is genius.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: This is how I thought it would play out in
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: my head. The tooth fairy would give him this with
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a little note saying what a good boy he's been,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: and you're growing up and bloody blah blah blah, exchange
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: this with your parents for a nominated amount of money.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I hadn't got that far because they shut it down
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: real quick. She wasn't into it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: No, it's very allowed.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Just fucking get some coins, man, Well should we? April
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: ended up going to her dad's house and.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: She's there forging coins.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Make my own coins.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'd have like frying pans, like, just go to serve
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: and get some money up, man.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I thought the plan was foolproof.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Just get some money.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Out, and then I said what about the fifty dollars
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: give you?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: And she's like, you have a servo three minutes down
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: the road from your house.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: A Sunday night, Bro, I'm trying to run wind.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: It's a seven to eleven one. They're always open.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Well, what am I gonna spoke? Go in there and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: go okay, can I get a dollar out? No?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Get twenty bucks out of the ATM.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting twenty bucks.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And say, hey, I just want can I have a
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: ten dollar note, a five dollar note and a couple
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: of coins?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like, what do you feel like? Bro? I
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: feel like we need to move on from the coins.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: There needs to be like a maybe like an f
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: POS machine. But I said this to my mate Mike,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, yeah, we don't have any
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: coins either. Like I just write IOUs genius. No, it's
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: not genius. I'm into that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That's fucking pathetic. Anyway, Mike, I hope you're well. Don't
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: mean to attack you. The Magic of the Tooth Fairy
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: and you sound like April.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: They wake up to a.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Fucking scrap bit of paper saying hey, sorry, the Tooth
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Fairy's got gambling problems She's like, I can't pay you tonight.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry about that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Sunday is the tooth Fairries nominated gambling day.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You know I'm good for it. Give her a break,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: don't judge. Give me a week or two I get
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: some money together. That's I've got a big bet coming up.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a prom or Randwick. Don't worry, it's
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: a short thing the horses called the Easter Bunny. Anyway,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm dealing with. April went and got a dollar,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: but I wanted my plan to unfold.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What did you give him in the end?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Cheat? Excuse me? I didn't have any coins, so I
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: went to all four of my houses to try and
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: find coins. Jesus man were leaving week to week over here, Matt.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: One thing I forgot to do This morning. Marley has
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: dance class and she has to get to the school
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: at seven point thirty.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: And she has to go in her dance uniform. Her
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: other uniform is then put in her bag and at
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: that hour of the morning, it's all It's hard as well,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: because Laura gets her partly dressed and then I come in.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I thought that she was wearing undies. Under her leotard.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Turns out she's not. So I dropped off Lola this
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: morning and then I saw some of Mali's friends and
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, where's where's Molly?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: And I said, oh, she's crying in the hall and
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what happened. She's got no wndies
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I know. And then there was other kids there and
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you, Susie? And she's like, my dad
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: forgot my shoes.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You felt better?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was so many kids who were like one
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: had no top on, like one had no like hair tie.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: It was just it was carnage.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: There was a parent with no kid. Yeah, my kids
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: love wearing no underpants a school. I kept catching them.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, just free ball it. The scorts have
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: a built in like little shorts. Yeah, a scot That's
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: why late this morning. So I had to go back
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: to the school. And then a brown paper bag deliver
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: undies to the office.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That's way more embarrassing. I'm like, no one knows.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Were like, what are you dropping off?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And I was like, bag andies. It was in a
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: shopping paper bags. It's a big bag. Opened it up,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: there was like a little I should do that to
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: able to work with a bag of laundrie. You forgot
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: this for you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: But and then she fucking forgot her hat. She lost
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: her hat.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Again again, Oh god again.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: It was like Jesus Christ.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: How many hats? How many hats?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Five hats? So wow? That is good gear.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, talking about school hats and losing them. We got
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: some advice from dots who listen in, and we've got
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: one here from Sarah. She says, Mada, you need a
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: hat clip for the girl's bag issue with Sarah. I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: hate to attack you here. I appreciate the advice.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you for messaging in like a carabiner. But the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: thing is like, it's not like a rock climbing family.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Well it doesn't.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: She loses, She takes the hat off. The hat's not
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: getting anywhere.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Near the bag. She needs a leg rape. Thank you,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: thank you. This one's from Natalie. Natalie works in a
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: primary school and says it would solve so many dramas
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: if we leave kids hat at school the whole term.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: They could leave it in their pigeonholes and they don't
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: get lost going to and from home at daycare.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: The good old days of daycare, the hats always stayed
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: to daycare, never lost it, never once lost it. The
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: hat's always there, Natalie, No offense, Sarah, Natalie, great advice.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also, schools are much bigger than a preschool.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: The area of a primary school, there's a lot more
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: places for it to get lost.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And also I feel like the kids are also stealing hats.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Everyone's losing hats. The hat's are being holt out to
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: the children.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh. I always used to just take someone else's hat.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm part of the problem. And even one of the
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: teachers said, just got to lost property. Yeah exactly, And
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Like, no, there's a system in place, that's why we
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: name the hat.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: You throw the system out and move on. Matt breaking news.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you. This one's not a joke. It's not serious.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing the serious sauce today. I'll hit you with it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: A new study Matt lifts the lid on what they
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: call mum rage go on in Australian families, and Aussie
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Mum exposes the shocking truth that she says affects almost
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: every mother. Okay, so they surveyed hundreds of women to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: prove this. Okay, and I'll give you some stats. Around
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: anger in motherhood. An overwhelming ninety seven percent of mum's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: experience anger in motherhood. I feel like everyone just experiences
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: anger at some point. You can't tell me that people
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: are out there just not angry.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I'm actually worried about that three percent.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Three percent of people out there that reckon they don't
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: ever get angry. That's garbage.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: The three percent line.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: They're the dangerous ones.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: They're the ones who are bottling it up.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: A third Okay of those have a weekly episode of
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: downright rage, But only twenty percent have ever confided in
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: another mother, and just six percent were warned properly that
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: they might feel like this after kids. What kind of
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: warning do you need? It's just like that's you know,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: like this, you're gonna get angry at some point. You've
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: been warned.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I think for people to say I was never told
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: that would be angry, it's like someone saying I was
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: never warned by anyone who was a professional, a medical
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: staff member. You're going to be really fucking exhausted. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: other parents have warned me.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Do we need to be told that? VIC?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You're a mum, produced a VIC. Can you just come
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: with the mic for a second.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: What sick vic. Yes. Do you have you ever experienced
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: mum rage? Yes? And every day.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: When I saw this article, I jumped on it because
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I just want to see what
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: the stats are because I've experienced it. And for me,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: it was shocking to feel because it's a feeling I've
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: never had in my body before. And I think maybe
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: guys might have raged sometimes in their lives. I don't know,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: testosterone or whatnot.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Remember the last time you had a little ragey episode
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: and what triggered it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always when I'm solo parenting, so when Dan's around,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: you can kind of share the load a little bit.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: But if it's just me and I've got two kids
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: coming at me, and it's like two against one, and
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: they're just like coming and coming coming, something flicks like
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: a switch flicks, and I just see red and I'm
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: in this like red rage and nothing can get me
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: out of it. Nothing my kids can say can get
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: me out of this rage. And I'm now at a
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: point where I'm like, I know it's settled in, but
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I have to remove myself from the kids so I
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: can just like get it out of my body. And
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: that involves on slamming doors, maybe punching a pillow or
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: like throwing something into the sink, like just getting like
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: some sort of like feeling out of my body.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: It's like the rage rooms are those rooms I.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Have, and you might need to jump on the we
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: should go to a rage room.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I agree the parents write it down.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: But then the thing is, as soon as it's out,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: you're like shit, like that was really awful, and you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: filled with shame and you're like, fuck, I can't believe
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: it was like that in front of my kid. And
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I think because it's a feeling we've never felt before
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: in our bodies, Yeah, we feel shamed, so we don't
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: talk about it. And so when I saw this article,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, there's like thirty five percent of or
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: something of people who were getting this rage. And even
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: chatting to my friends, they're all the same, like we're
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: all feeling it, we're just not talking about it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm not surprised.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And when you talk about solo parenting being the trigger,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: because yesterday morning is a morning that Laura is out
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: the door at six thirty, so I'm doing the kids
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: by myself, and it was a morning where just every
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: step of the process, like you got to eat your breakfast.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Every mouthful was me like begging for my kids to eat.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: And then I'd turn around look back and they were
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: in like an arts and crafts box and with glue,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: And then brushing the teeth putting your shirt on and
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, come on, you've got to put your
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: shirt on. And I thought to myself, like, you got
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: this mount You're doing really well. And then finally when
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I was saying put your helmets on for the bike
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: to ride to school, I turned around and Marley was
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: on the scooter going down the hill and I was like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: just flip the fuck out, grabbed her and I was like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: get on the bike and put your helmet on, and
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: you just you snap, which you feel like a really
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: shit parent on.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Once you come down out of that anger, you're like, ah, fuck, yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it's a shit feeling for sure.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: What makes me feel less shit is I know that
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I kind of assume that every parent is doing the
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: same thing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you a story. Call on. Okay,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: it's not me. There's my soft, gentle kind wife, ah, April.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I have been with April for fifteen years.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I think she has yelled at me once. Wow, Like
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: she's not a yeller. Is that because you're so perfect? Yes,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: because April is so patient.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, combination of you are a great guy.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: But thank you, thank you. You don't know me. Behind
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: closed doors, I'm the well loo. She's quite reserved. She
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: usually leaves the rage to me. You know, I'll do
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the same thing as Vicker. I'll just slam a door
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: or something to make me feel better, even though it's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: probably not a good look, if that makes sense, because
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: in the moment you're like it, and then you're like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I probably shouldn't have ripped the door of
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: its hinges at home. That was probably a bad option.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But I recall one morning, April is an early riser.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: She goes to the gym, good on her, and then
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: she's back as the kids are sort of getting up,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: depending on when what time they get up. This particular morning,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: they were up pretty early. I think we were all
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: up pretty early. I think like April left and we
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: just we're still dark or something, but we're up having breakfast.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But the kids were just one of those days like
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that where everything was a nightmare. They were teasing each other,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and April comes home from the gym full of dolphins,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: which is great, which is what you want. You don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: want to walk into your husband just at his wits
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: end at six o'clock in the morning. No one wants this, okay,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And I do feel sorry for my neighbors because they
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: would have heard me have a fucking episode at that time.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: They've got older kids, so they get it. And then
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: April just must have flicked a switch. And she's first thing,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: first things first. She was like, I think she realized
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: how angry she was going to be and was like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: to the kids, go to your room and go on.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: We've got this cane coffee table. Yeah, okay, it's never
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: good when you start with the story with furniture and.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Like breaking down the materials. Yeah, it's made out of caine.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: It's not overly heavy, but it's not that light. She's
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: picked it up and she's thrown it into the ceiling fan,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm in the kitchen. I was like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't do enough shoulders at the gym. She's just like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I think she didn't realize how her own str and anyway,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: that's fuck the ceiling fan. That's the first thing. And
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: then she's walked into the bedroom fits of rage, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I think she tried to kick a pillow, but she's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: so clumsy that she's kicked the wall and her foot's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: gone through the jip rock wall. Obviously I'm not saying this,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and you're like, do I step it until no, no, no,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like one foot out the door here. I'm like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I'm getting out of here before on neck? Will the
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: apartment still be there when I come back? And I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: was like, after the foot was stuck in the wall,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: help me, and then the shoe got stuck because the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: shoe foot came out of the shoe. I think at
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: that point she realized, hang on a minute, I've gone
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a bit too far, and I was like, I don't
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: think you're going far enough. I was looking around for
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: things that like the kids loved that I hated, so
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: get out there.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Look sickonds like dog and of those fans like table's defense.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: She snapped out of it really quick and realized and
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: was like, oh fuck. Like the kids came out of
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the bedroom and you can imagine how fascinated they were
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that the bloody ceiling vans spinning around with a coffee
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: table stuck to it. The came came amazing, how to
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: real attachment to that coffee tabo. April in the jip
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: rock still amazing, was like, that's where I eat my berry.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: And then they look over into our bedroom and there's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: a hole in the wall with a shoe sticking out
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: of it, and the kids were so fascinated with that,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: and April was you could see that she was ashamed
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: of what was, which I think, like, sometimes you've got
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: to express your feeling somehow. If that's how it felt,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: if it felt right in the moment, I'm fine with it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And I just said I'm fine, I'll fix it. No,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm not adding any fuel to this fire.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't worry about it's easy fix. It's
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: an easy fix for a guy like me. Now, we
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: joke about it a lot. Obviously, I can tell this
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: story because we joke about it. No one on a
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: soccer field. No, because she missed the pillow. The thing
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: is like trying to explain that. I think my parents
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: came over like the day after and then I live
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: in the area. They came up. Yeah, I was like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: look up, and then they walked in Mum walks into
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: my room and Mum, I think Mum was the first one.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: She was like, what happened to the wall? And I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to stay high to the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: kids or anything high to me. You just straight in
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: what happened to the wall? And I was like, oh,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: April accidentally kicked the wall and Mom was like yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, nah, she put the shit out of it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: So the mud rage is real, and I look, honestly,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: let it out. Don't be ashamed of it, because I'm
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: fucking doing it. The dad crash out is such a
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: joke online, but I think like that's how we've overcome
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: like the stigma of it. We've made fun of it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm like now April, Like anytime April gets a
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: little bit angry, I'm like, I put the coffee table
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: in the other room. She gets if I can see
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: she's getting upset with something and she gets over stimulated.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: The valuables, Yeah, move the vases. I'm like, I'm like
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: this coffee table out of the way. I just leave
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: things I know she can't pick up, but she's getting stronger. Okay,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: run it out of feat to get out of the room.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: There's nothing like no white goods. White the fridge is
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: flying across room anyway.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe it's the fact that men with testosterone
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: it's not uncommon for them to lose their temper in comparison.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: But also men talking about getting angry at the kids.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying it's a great thing to do,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: because you know, it'd be a better world if none
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: of us ever got angry, but just the way things
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: are with the stress of life and the kids, when
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: you're on your own, like it's bound to happen. But
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: maybe men are not as ashamed of talking about it
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: like women are.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's completely healthy to express all of your emotion,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and that includes the ones that we think are bad.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Anger is not bad. It's depending on where it's directed.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Am I yes, kick going, yes, yes, yes, my philosophy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I love it, like everything so aroused, get angry. Where
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: are the classes put the glasses on? They're in my bag,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: damn it, they're broken, broken, Sorry, April, I know No.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I think it's very healthy to crash
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: out if it makes you feel better. I think it's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: just where the anger is directed. And that actually leads
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: me to a question for you to think about and
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the listener to think about. What is your parenting crash
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: out phrase? Everyone's got one. April's is a real simple one,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: which I think a lot of mums have because they
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: think it just rolls off nicely. It's usually done with
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the mouth open but the teeth shut. Go on, Fu sake?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Ah, that's mine.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That's just what is it about? Fuck's sake?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It's been passed down from generation to generation.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Told you about the Fiji story with the pool noodle
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: those who are new. My son was quite young, I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: think it was two. He picks up this pool noodle
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: from at the kids pool at this all inclusive resort
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: in Fiji, picks it up, puts it onto the side
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: of the pool like a horn if you will, and
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: he screams into it fuck sake and all everyone went
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: what and the way he said it. I just looked
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: at April and I was like, that's you, that's you
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: in the car. What's your crash out word? I've got
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: a few run between.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Like a smaller sport today on Tuesday, I feel like.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: A classic for me. If you hear it from me,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it's a crashout. It's like, oh, your fucking cockhead, like
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: something like yourself. Yeah, just whoever will listen like a
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: self reflected was like nothing. I think I think this
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is a longer.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I think that's housekeeping.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Do you just go to a segment?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Before we go on a segments? I need to apologize
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: to my wife for which time at the moment, there's
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: one thing that I'm doing badly at the moment. And
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: we know that Poppy five months, she's now pretty much
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: off the boob entirely. She'll have like a couple of
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: boobs throughout the week, and they're always when it happens
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: like that, maybe the last one she's on the bottle,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: which is great because it means that I'm far more
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: helpful I should be. But I'm being a bad partner.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I am okay, guy, I can own up. I can
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: admit that right now I'm not pulling my weight.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And it's not my fault though, Okay, go on.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a very heavy sleeper. I know I'm a very
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: heavy sleeper. I can sleep through anything. And also I'm
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: pretty good at getting back to sleep. And at the moment,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: and this is behavior that I'm not aware of, I'm
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: just being told by my wife. So poppy at the
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: moment's working up between like three to five times in
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the night a lot. Yeah, regressions, and remember the fridge
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and the dishwasher, bro' good things.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: She drinks warm milk.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I would say, so Laura will go hey, Matt, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: need a bottle, and I go, yeah, back asleep.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, this reminds me of when you stole my pillow.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, give we're back and you're already.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Asleep, and I go yeah, and then she waits and
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: she goes, hey, Matt, yeah, she.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Goes, you gotta get the bottle.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, basleep, Oh God, instantly, and then four
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: times later she's like shaking me.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: She's like, get the bottle.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa Okay, okay.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And then the other night I got up, I stood
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: over her and she's there and then we have a
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: little a little like white noise machine which has a light.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: She was reaching out to give me the bottle and
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I just stood there and I fell back asleep standing up,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: and she's like grabbed the bottle and I was like
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: and She's like, grab the fucking bottle. And I was like,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: don't have to swear at me, and she's like, fucking hell.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: You know, it's a good sleep when you don't know
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: where you are or what you're doing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: It's only when I'm there at the scenek pouring the water,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: and then I'm like, where.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Am i the boiling hot water?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: What's happened? And my wife, poor Laura, is having to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: deal with that multiple times. She's got to the point
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: where she makes the bottle herself.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Now, oh man, it's the most confusing time.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to understand.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Were you ever a sleepwalker?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: No, but I sleep talk quite a lot.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but my my dad was a sleepwalker,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: real bad, like used to walk to the train station.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Granted this is my grandmother
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: telling this the stories little ebellishment, yeah, male on top. Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: but like I have woken up in the middle of
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the night with Able telling me to do something like
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: take the dog out or whatever, and I'm like, what
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: are you? What do you want about? Woman? What are
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: you talking about? We don't have a dog. We do,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: But like it's for some reason, your brain just hasn't
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: woken up yet, but everything else has.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: It's trying.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I used to have a friend that used to pull
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator out and getting behind it when they're sleep.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, Josh, that is ridiculous.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Isn't it? Just that's that's Maybe you can train yourself
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to sleep, get milk, and then you won't have to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: hear any of it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Just like lying down in bed, bro the blanket, nice
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and cozy.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Usualep with your elbows out too. I can attack you.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a belly sleeper.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, what happens when you get an erection? I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: love it. It's not that big. Go on, man, there's
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: a strong muscle.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Can I just snake in real quick? Can I do
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: you mind?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: No? I would never mind.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: That's what we have time for.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: That joke is so old, so old.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I was never going to do it a vig before.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: When she got on the mic, I was like, anyway,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: that's cool, so but I knew how much it meant
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to you first. She's met with that behavior next time.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: This is from Emma, who was sent in an ick.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I know you love your I love getting your just quietly.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: If you want to see ashes feet, go to his Instagram.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: He didn't about getting sandy feet in the car.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Clapping them together.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just the people gagging over your me. What the
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with the ms to knock that?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I just think if you like feet that's fine.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I've never had so much engagement. I might have to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: start foot Finder. I'm just leaving money on the table
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: by not doing it. It could really push this podcast along.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I think, do it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I think do it. But from Emma, she says, my
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: ick is when my husband says any childlike language to me,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: not our kids. For example, I have a sort tummy recently,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Oh look at that cute little bunny rabbit. Yeah, I
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: think that's adorable.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: No, I do it when the kids there, you're like, oh,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: give mummy a cut. You always use it in like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: what the second person they call it out, And then
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: when I use it when they're not there, She's like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it depends on the tone. I think.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, mummy, you don't talk to the kids
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: like that, yes, but if you're like, oh my god, yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Or Tom tom is I think if you add the
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: little baby talk to it, it's like, yeah, like it's
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a bit of a but if you have a nick,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: please share it with us. Also, talking like that to
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: your kids in public. I know I the cringe button.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You can shut it down. Ash.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: We have the new jingle.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is week two. I've been told of the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: new jingle. Let's let's do it. Let's play it. Okay,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Now you need us more than ever. Know that we
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: still have each other. You can say sure, donting dilemma.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: You can't dilemma, Ella and Ash.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: This is from L L Ellie, but L just e
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: L e E double l E, so you can spell
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: it the same way forwards or backwards for those.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Are very clever, like Bob.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Like Bob.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: She says, Hey, guys, I'm a new listener and absolutely
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: love the podcast. Leave that as a bloody review, L
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: would you?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe one of the thirty eight who joined the
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Facebook page after the Dishwasher episode. Maybe that was the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: great influx of followers. Remember we had thirty eight followers
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: in it in like an hour.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I was just people who love LG. Maybe it's anyways.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Just wanted to ask a question which may be a
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: topic of interest for the pod. She says, what is
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: the general rule for leaving your kids in the car
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: when you have to pay for fuel? Is it okay,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: to just quickly run in and out to pay, or
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: would you have to take.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Your child with you. There's a few factors here factor away. Okay,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: So first of all, you have to factor in climate.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously it's if it's a raging hot summer's.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Down where you lock that car and put the windows
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: up and leave them in there. No, that's bad parenting. Wow,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: that's newsworthy parenting that one. Yes, So climate. Also how
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: far away the pump is from where you pay, because
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: if you go to one of those truckstop ones, like
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: if you're on a freeway, you're essentially putting your hits
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: at risk because you're further away and there's truckers.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: There, and the truckers are the ones you gotta watch
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: out for. They are not not the truckers, but you know,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: the highway people as I call them.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: We're gonna upset someone with this one.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I love the truckers.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: They keeping this nation going, keep they keep using that.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: But that one, but it's the I don't believe it.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: It's the rule the people in rural areas. Let's not
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: start with the ruler. I know.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: But the big highway ones like the one on the
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: way down to Canberra where you parked like five hundred
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: meters away from Yeah, and you can't keep the line
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: of sight to the car.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Well said said. I think depends on also how small
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: or big the child is. If it's a teenager, they're fine,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: but oscar for some reason he has to come in
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: has to good question. I always go to a petrol
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: station that's literally a ten step and he's looking at
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: me the whole time, and I'm like paying. They must
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: think I'm fucking crazy because I'm.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Like the truckers will get me.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I said to him, what what brought this on?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Trying to get to the room. Yes, and he was like,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: what time some teenagers walked past me? Did they? I
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: was like, and what? Nothing? Just walk past like free
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: country broke people can more push you like it's nothing's
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. And I keep telling you and I'm like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you understand that you are the most important thing I own.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Nothing's going to come between Like I'll get between whatever
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you and whatever it is. But he's just got it
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: so hell that someone's going to take him. Yeah, And
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no one wants to take a kid because
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you cost more money if anything, yeah, well said, and
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: like no one wants to take on extra burdens or responsibilities.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I have a solution for the problem though. I never
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: fill up the car with the kids.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I try and avoid that as much as possible.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I reckon, it's just like the rigmarole. So worth it
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: of trying to get the kids out of the car
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: and then they're in there, and that front counter at
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: the petrol station, it's just like.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: The salesman's dream. It's like point of sale. That's where
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you want to be.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: It's just this skittles, that's chocolate, the kind of surprises.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, I tried to bribe him to stay in the car.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll get you something. If you stay here,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: you could get taken. It's worth there is. Yeah, is
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: there a law, Surely there's a law.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there is. I think it's fine. I think
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: it's fine provided it's a cool day.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also as well, I would just if the
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: surroundings are a bit sketchy, leave him in there, then
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: you take them. Well said, I'll say that, Matt. We
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: did a little dilemma the other week about movies in
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the childhood that left you traumatiz and the response has
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: been our overwhelmed.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: People were like, you forgot about this movie, and I
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: was like, whoa relaxed Steve Matt.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: These are some of the movies that traumatized our listeners
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: as children. Et the couple of moments in there when
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: he's being tested, when he's sick, yes he's sick, nwell,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and also when he when he goes home, Yeah, sad.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: There's sort of things that you just like, you just
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: remember forever sadness.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I remember my brother, my older brother, weeping behind the
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: couch for that movie. And I was probably a little
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: too young to really understand like the significance of that
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: farewell when he's going back in the UFO back to
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: his homeland, but I remember I was like, wow, that's
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: the movie that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Broke my brother.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Never ending story. I actually haven't seen this one, but
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: it is. It is. It's an amazing, beautiful tale. However,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: there is some very traumatic scenes, and they're particularly one
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: where a horse is stuck in like quicksand or mud
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: and this beautiful white stallion unfortunately dies.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And he can't save it. It's a lot, there's a
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: lot of death in these movies.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Look, it's yeah, it's I mean, we shouldn't shy away
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: from the realities of life.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: But it's a cartoon.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: But I know when you're five years old, you probably
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: wait a couple more years, I know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: And that like I think like back then they didn't
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: hide it, like they were like kill them and it's like, well,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: hang on a minute, Yeah, not for me. One that
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: came up a lot Matilda, mainly because of one particular character,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: which is.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Miss Trunschball.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: There's a few things. Swinging of the hair, very strong.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I would say that's not allowed. She is very strong.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: That little girl with the piggy tails getting like flung
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: over the in the playground of the school.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What was the thing she had with nails? And
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: it again the choky? She's really letting her outside hobbies
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: roll into her work. It was. Was she really into BDSM?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: This girl was? It was horrific.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: This a little room that was like full of nails
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: and you put the kids in there.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, nails.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: And I watched that before I went to school. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: was like, is there gonna be Miss Trunstable?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Will there be a little choky?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Will I see a child get flung over the school
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: fence by a hair?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Was it was directing. The aim was to get children
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to like think that, Okay, well we've got to be
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: on her best behavior when we go to school and
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Do you think there was They were
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: just like, now, let's just make a real fucked up character.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Roll d ah Roll d was like, let's just fucking
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: let's just turn the dial up on this evil villain.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Is Roll Dahl a woman or a man? How dare you?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Roll Dahal? Who I know? Author? That's it?
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  Speaker 2: It's a man?
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  Speaker 1: And what a man? Roll Dahal?
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Roll darn.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: It was a genuine question.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: That's fine, apologize.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Matilda, Like, honestly, there's a lot of comments and a
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: lot of I feel like I've missed out in all
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: of these movies. Fantasia go on.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: You seen that one?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: No, it's a Disney film.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: It's a little bit psychedelic, like Mickey Mouse is there
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: and these broomsticks something multiplying the broom six turn on
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse. It's a lot to comprehend. It doesn't make
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: any sense. These innate objects start attacking Mickey Mouse.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: For what reason. It's like it's like a trip it's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: a trip out.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, I think Mickey Mouse has had psychedelics.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a going into watch most of these.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Watch Fantasia.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, is it the attacking that's strong?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Well, because the broomsticks are multiplying. There's so many, I
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: will tell you right now.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Like and kids their imagination, they would see your local
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: broom in your house and be.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Like, holy fuck. Yeah, scary stuff.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I recall as a kid, can't rery what movie it was.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: It was definitely a dinosaur movie that I was like.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: It traumatized me to the fact that, I mean, we
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: went camping like that year and they were doing road
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: works near the and there was a bunch of the
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Diggers and I thought they were dinosaurs. So I wouldn't
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: come out of the tent a whole week. I didn't
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: come out of the tent because of the Diggers. A
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: final one, which was in the comments of Your Times,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Edwards's hands no brainer. You see a man walking around
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: with scissors hands, You're gonna be scared. It's a lot.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Is it a kid's movie? Well not really, but it's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: very scary. I accidentally watched Twister as a kid. That's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: fucking scary.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: That's there was an accident do you know what is traumatizing? Actually,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: this has got to be top of the list. Can
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I just correct myself and put this one right up
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: to number one spot? Charlie and the chocolate factory, the ridge,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: the og, oh my god, the kids, just one by one.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: He's a bit creepy and like when they go under
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: that bridge on the boat and everything starts flipping out
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and you get the little workers and what the fuck
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: is going on?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: There's all that, and then there's Willy Wonka with Charlie
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: going you lose like whoa whoh gosh, its a child
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and this is we're talking about lollies, chill out and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: the slug Worth. He turned out to be a good guy, yes,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: still like bro just but that gives you the false
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: the opposite, very confusing. I'm confused, very confusing. Good thing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: They're just movies, you not real?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you Ash.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Also, WILLI Wonka, believe it or not, was not a documentary.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Hey we should we should go, we should get out
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: There's a lot this This is pretty much just a
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: housekeeping episode.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: No, we had there's a couple a few moments.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Should we still a jingle? I need you right now.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not you asked the listener to leave a review. Surprise, surprise,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: We're going to end the episode with me begging, begging,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: that's working for a review? Really, if that's okay, that's okay, it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Is a review.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: It's what I need, okay right now, right now, because
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: because we well, what the fuck are they not reviewing for?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: They leave the comments in the Facebook group and I'm like,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: why why do that?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe to you, what do you mean? I knew that
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: would throw you off the scent of what are they doing?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what I mean.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: We're happy to compliment in the Facebook group, which is
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: just going off right now, just like, go on, sorry,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm finished.
• 49:37
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• 50:06
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• 50:10
  Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
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• 50:16
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