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Fingering a Blizzard | Thursday May 29, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and special guest inside the treehouse,
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  Speaker 1: which is back in black. Not just because three out
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: of the four of us are wearing black shirt, but
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  Speaker 1: Rebecca Black back in the treehouse.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, sirs, Thank you friends.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was not planned, Raj. So I hope you
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  Speaker 1: don't feel left out or excluded that the three white
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  Speaker 1: people are wearing black shirts and you, the brown guy,
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  Speaker 1: are wearing a white shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I actually changed from a black shirt to this shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so close, We're almost quadruplets.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been That would have been weird.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to change. Keep the white shirt. Let
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  Speaker 1: you be you. You stand out among Thank you among
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  Speaker 1: the pale faces here.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you all right.
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  Speaker 1: Quick question for you, Rebecca, and I'm singling you out
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  Speaker 1: because you are married, unlike Trey, unlike Raj. Okay, we
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  Speaker 1: were married.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: My thirteenth wedding anniversary was earlier this week.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats, by the way, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. How long have you been married?
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  Speaker 2: It will be I think eighteen. Nice This summer.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So do you have people ask you for marriage
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  Speaker 1: advice because you and your husband have been together for
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  Speaker 1: eighteen years?
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  Speaker 2: Occasionally but not often, And I think it's because we
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  Speaker 2: don't actually have marriage cred because we don't have kids
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. There may be something to that.
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  Speaker 2: What about you?
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  Speaker 1: So we talked about that earlier this week. Because if
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  Speaker 1: you get if you're married for a certain number of times,
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  Speaker 1: people will start to ask you for, you know, marriage advice,
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  Speaker 1: and my marriage advice is no, I'm not giving you
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  Speaker 1: marriage advice because every relationship is unique. Because that individuals
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  Speaker 1: in the relationship are unique. There are some common themes
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  Speaker 1: that can run through most marriages, but at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, every relationship is unique, and my piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice for you may not work.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that is the most boring answer I've ever heard
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  Speaker 2: in my life. Thank you, d I love to give advice.
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  Speaker 2: I'm upset that more people aren't asking.
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  Speaker 1: Me, which is further proof that whatever works for me
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  Speaker 1: is probably not going to work for you.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree. I think my advice is always great always.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more mind my own.
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  Speaker 2: Business and nobody likes you, Dan.
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  Speaker 1: So the reason why I'm asking this very frontloaded question
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  Speaker 1: to you, Rebecca, and now that we're fighting about it
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  Speaker 1: is recently a couple was flying on Alaska Airlines and
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  Speaker 1: they were flying to their wedding and the flight attendants,
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  Speaker 1: I guess everyone was really bored on this flight. So
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  Speaker 1: the flight attendants went up the aisle and asked everyone
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  Speaker 1: to write down their best advice for them as they
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  Speaker 1: head into married life, and a lot of the answers
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  Speaker 1: were the standard things like be quick to forgive, don't forget,
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  Speaker 1: to say I'm sorry, communicate, blah blah blah. My position
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  Speaker 1: on that is, don't take marriage advice from strangers. So
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  Speaker 1: there you go. There is my controversial hot marriage advice.
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  Speaker 1: Don't take marriage advice from strangers. Know where that's coming from.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know those people. Also, if you're asking everyone
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  Speaker 1: on a plane, not all those people are really experts
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  Speaker 1: on the matter. Someone are going to be single, give
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  Speaker 1: you terrible advice.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you on that, but I do think
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  Speaker 2: maybe they should have a preface like, hey, put how
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  Speaker 2: many years you've been married first, like, or if you've
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  Speaker 2: been divorced seven times, you got to write that before
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  Speaker 2: you put your marriage advice.
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  Speaker 1: On there, right, I think that would help. I think
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of context would be jennificial. I will
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  Speaker 1: say this, if there's a guy on the plane that's
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  Speaker 1: been divorced seven times, I'm curious to hear his advice
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  Speaker 1: same because he's seen some things.
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  Speaker 2: Right, surely he's learned a few lessons from each of
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  Speaker 2: those marriages. I would think that he could maybe pass
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  Speaker 2: on to the future generations.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one lesson he didn't learn is he's not
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  Speaker 3: good at marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, if first you don't succeed, try try again.
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  Speaker 1: Or he could he could do the couple of favor
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  Speaker 1: and tell them to know your limits.
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  Speaker 2: Also, you know, there's that weird group of people I
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  Speaker 2: think that are serial marriers, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Like after the first like the first one's done four years,
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  Speaker 2: so then they do it again and again and again
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  Speaker 2: and again. And I'm like, I think that they're just
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  Speaker 2: legitimately addicted to being married.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I have a friend of mine who, before the age
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  Speaker 5: of forty, had been married four times. Wow, And on
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  Speaker 5: the on the fifth one, I think I'd run into
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  Speaker 5: her out and about in Addison and she's like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm getting married again.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, and you can't be like congratulations.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, and I just you know, I just went,
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  Speaker 5: oh again, that was my She's like any advice.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, you're not good at this, don't.
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  Speaker 2: That's my advice, don't.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like that.
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  Speaker 7: This may be a little sexist, but I feel like
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  Speaker 7: that that the therriage is a far more female thing
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  Speaker 7: because typically divorce stings the men a lot worse.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, because everybody that I have know that has
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  Speaker 2: been married multiple times is a dude.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, when you get over four or five times.
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  Speaker 6: I only people I know have done that are are women?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, no, everybody I know anything, anyone I know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know any men that I personally. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Three, Like doctor Phil gives marriage advice and the same
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  Speaker 5: thing like ont you married four times? Like I don't
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  Speaker 5: want your advice, Like like I don't need it.
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  Speaker 3: But no, I wouldn't do it again.
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  Speaker 1: What to do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that idea too. I think that's also
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  Speaker 2: valid information what not to do?
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  Speaker 3: For sure.
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  Speaker 5: I think that would be a bigger selling point if
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  Speaker 5: you are like a marriage counselor and you're like, all
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  Speaker 5: I do is tell you what not to do.
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  Speaker 6: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I look at it this way. You just because just
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  Speaker 1: because someone might be married or single, Just because someone
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  Speaker 1: might be single doesn't mean they can't have great marriage advice.
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  Speaker 1: I will give you an example. Trey has never been married. Trey,
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  Speaker 1: what is your best piece of marriage advice?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean you've, you know, told us that pegging
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  Speaker 7: is the centerpiece for your marriage, So right, Rebecca, I
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  Speaker 7: meant to that you is that is that part of yours?
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  Speaker 2: It's not, but I mean, who's who's to say it
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  Speaker 2: can be? We might be trying that this weekend. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, let's find out.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see your husband's face when you
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  Speaker 1: tell him please do it.
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  Speaker 2: My mind, he's gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: discussing thinks it was last night as a fun treehouse
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  Speaker 1: group chat that we did on a little live stream.
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  Speaker 1: How's your leg doing?
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  Speaker 6: Trey cautiously optimistic, at uh, it was.
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  Speaker 7: Not worse this morning, which was which is good? I
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  Speaker 7: mean I I got up in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 7: I iced it and everything else, so I am able
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  Speaker 7: to move around with little pain. So I am hoping
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  Speaker 7: it is something that will heal itself and not require
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  Speaker 7: medical intervention.
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  Speaker 1: Rebecca were worried because Trey went to the gym and
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  Speaker 1: did a lunge and may have torn his quadriceps muscle.
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  Speaker 2: Do you really think it's that bad or is it
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  Speaker 2: just like a little old man sciatica situation happened?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Trey knows, Oh okay.
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  Speaker 7: That Rebecca Rebecca, Rebecca Rebecca. Let may ask you a question.
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  Speaker 7: How do you equate a quad and A and a
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  Speaker 7: in sciatica?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? Well, I mean they're on different sides.
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  Speaker 2: Of the not hamstring. That's my bad. I'm so sorry. Wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But the ball, the ball that that shot up in
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  Speaker 1: your thighs, it is it flattened out some or is it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not the amp.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have pictures? Yeah, I'm gross.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, it's it is better.
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  Speaker 7: Uh, Like I said, I've kept it from an iced
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  Speaker 7: and so I am I am, I said cautiously optimistic.
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  Speaker 1: Has Daisy, your chihuava, done anything to help make you
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  Speaker 1: feel better? Because I know you go out of your
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  Speaker 1: way to do wonderful things for her. So I'm wondering
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  Speaker 1: if you know, if it if it's a two way
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  Speaker 1: road there.
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  Speaker 6: You know, she hung out with me last night.
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  Speaker 7: We snuggled a little bit because you know, we're at
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  Speaker 7: the point in our relationship after fifteen years where we
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  Speaker 7: snug a little bit. Then normally she just goes to
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  Speaker 7: her side of the.
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  Speaker 6: Bed and basically tells me to piss off.
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  Speaker 2: So uh so ever, like every woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should get marriage advice from Drey just
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  Speaker 1: to see you know, it's like, you know, between him
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  Speaker 1: and Daisy, I might still be applicable for the.
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  Speaker 5: Rest of Yeah, but you don't want your marriage advice
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  Speaker 5: to be pop cup.
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  Speaker 2: That would.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear it out rise, let's not immediately disqualified. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure most men would be super happy if
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  Speaker 1: their wives took them through the drive through a DECU
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  Speaker 1: and got them a blizzard.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, little thing.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I've never had a blizzard, so I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what it is I'm missing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so much?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to dairy Queen?
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  Speaker 2: M but you've never You've never partake in the I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird. How your Texan? But you're not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a big Like what hospital were you born
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  Speaker 1: at Stephenville County Hospital and you grew up in Mesquite?
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  Speaker 1: I did You've been to a dairy queen multiple times?
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  Speaker 1: The chickens instead the steak finger basket today? Yeah, you've
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  Speaker 1: never had a blizzard. How do you have the steak
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  Speaker 1: finger basket and not wash it down with a yummy blizzard.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I'm not a.
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  Speaker 3: Big sweet ice cream guy, so.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect balance of that greasy, salty nastiness and then deliciousness.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you never worked for Queen. All the good
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  Speaker 3: stuff greasy nasty Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 2: Good if you dip your finger in the blizzard.
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  Speaker 1: Who needs a spoon? Go to dairy Queen. Hey, do
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  Speaker 1: you want the spoon straw? Now you save it for
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  Speaker 1: the next game. I'm going knuckle. I'm going like knuckles.
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  Speaker 3: Deeps mmm mm hmmmm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: You you ain't texting until you finger the blizzard.
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  Speaker 7: There's a bumper sticker you you.
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  Speaker 1: He's trade. That's rage. There is Rebecca Black inside the
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  Speaker 1: treehouse today. Does anyone have a housekeeper slash cleaner that
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  Speaker 1: comes currently?
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  Speaker 2: Not anymore? I'm poor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear you ever have one growing up?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have one growing up. We had one like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: maybe ten years ago, but she kept breaking stuff, so
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  Speaker 2: I was like, uh, it's costing us more.
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  Speaker 1: I remember one of my first I've never been to
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  Speaker 1: stand up comic, even though Raj's wanted me to for years,
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  Speaker 1: but I remember my very first premise that I came
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  Speaker 1: up with. Had I wanted to be a stand up comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I came up with it when I was like five
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  Speaker 1: six years old, not because it's I thought at the
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  Speaker 1: time it's a stand up premise, but because it's a
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  Speaker 1: hack stand up premise, and I came up with it
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  Speaker 1: on my own. When I was six, we had the
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  Speaker 1: housekeeper coming and my mom and dad were telling me,
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  Speaker 1: go clean your room, to which I responded, why am
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  Speaker 1: I cleaning my room if the housekeeper's coming. That is
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  Speaker 1: a joke you will hear at an open mic pretty
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  Speaker 1: much anytime anywhere in the United States from some new comic.
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  Speaker 1: But I also think everyone did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I had two stages of childhood. There was a
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  Speaker 1: time we had the housekeeper, and then I had the
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  Speaker 1: post divorce where it's like, no, no, I was the housekeeper.
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  Speaker 1: So I know both sides very well. But still the
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  Speaker 1: idea of cleaning before the housekeeper. Yeah or nay, Trey,
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  Speaker 1: what's the look on your face?
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  Speaker 7: I mean I thought I would have thought your premise
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  Speaker 7: at five and six would have been like, so nobody wants.
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  Speaker 6: Me, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: I was adopted at three months, not thirteen.
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  Speaker 6: Was that five or six?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, five or six years old? I had
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  Speaker 1: a home with a with a loving family, and.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, oh god, Roger, No, I just see like, you know,
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  Speaker 12: little poor year old Dan just staring out the back
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  Speaker 12: up the sliding door, like.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder where they are. Do they think of it?
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  Speaker 3: Like it's a musical in my head? Like do they
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  Speaker 3: think about me?
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  Speaker 1: Of course I wasn't were at an orphanage, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they have housekeeping there.
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  Speaker 5: Rebecca, do you know the story about the Walmart? I
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  Speaker 5: do not Dan kill our friend in for the swap?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Fine, so.
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  Speaker 2: Walt, I'm very confused, right, I was.
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  Speaker 1: Not purchased at a Walmart. I was swapped at a Walmart. Swapped, yes,
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  Speaker 1: so they'll exchange anything.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, were they taking you back?
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  Speaker 1: There's no receipts. It was mostly like a store credit thing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: No.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: So what happened was my my parents, my parents who
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: adopted me. They'd been on the wait list for quite
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a while. This is in the state of Oklahoma, and
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: it was a state adoption through the Health and Human Services,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: right and at that time, back in nineteen eighty, they
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: wanted everyone to be matched up pretty well, just in
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: case you didn't want to tell the kid that you
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: weren't theirs. So we had the closed adoption and uh. Anyway,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: they were on the wait list and they got paired
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: with me, matched with me based on certain biological factors
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And so when my parents got the call
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: and say we got you a baby, they drove to
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City to pick me up. And then they're driving
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: back home to northern Oklahoma with the baby in the
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: back seat, and they have a photo of me, and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: my dad is looking at the photo of me and
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: comparing it to this kid in the car seat behind him,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: and he tells my mom, this is not our kid.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So they turn around, go back to Health and Human
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Services in Oklahoma and get into a screaming fit because
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: they're telling them this is not our kid and they're
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: showing it. Their response was, well, you wanted a kid,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you got a kid. And he's like, no, if that
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: was a case, what had a kid years ago? We
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: were supposed to have this kid right And to my
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: mom's credit, as much as she cannot stand, may he
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: rest in peace. My father she said, that's the angriest
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: have ever seen your father, and he demanded that they
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: get me. They wanted me, and they said, well, the
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: other kid's already gone, is our he gone with his family.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, we'll call them back. So they get a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: hold of the other family. They had made it home
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: with me. They agreed to meet at a Walmart in
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: between where they lived and Oklahoma City, so somewhere to
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Walmart in southwestern Oklahoma. It was one couple that had
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: me and my parents and they swapped babies.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just glad that he was looking at the
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: picture like on the way home and not like the
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: graduation picture and be like.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: The hold on, super impressed with your dad. Because most
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: biological parents don't recognize their kid from birth to that point.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: So the fact that your dad is like this is
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: not the right one. I'm impressed.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: And I asked him, I said, how how could you
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: tell a three month old kid? And he's like, because
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the other kid was like super micheline baby style, Okay,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: he was black. Stuff just didn't seem right there. Okay,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: what is it, Rebecca?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: What's gonna say? Do you know what happened to your
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: other parents? What if they're like super rich and you
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: could have been like a trust fund baby.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: They were going to southwestern Oklahoma. So nope, no, I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: went to the right part of the state for that.
• 21:18
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  Speaker 1: back to the do you clean before the housekeeper shows up?
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Story?
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: That's good because now, like you know how the trend
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: on social media now is like abything, like you're like
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: taking a something you would do, like if take this
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: picture right here, but it would all be like little
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: AI generated baby images of us.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I haven't seen that. So I was
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: afraid where you were going. I thought people were taking
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: their babies putting them on the end of swiffers and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: moving them around the house.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: I just see like a four year old Dan, you know,
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: on stage with a microphone.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: What's the deal with housekeepers?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Why am I cleaning up before the housekeeper gets here?
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: My mom would make us clean.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: And then this is the thing I hated, Like we
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: had a housekeeper, but when we were having like people
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: come over for dinner. She was like, we got to
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: hurry up and clean, and then we would do that
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: to the best of our abilities. And the first thing
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: she would say when they'd walk in, sorry, the house
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: is such a mess.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just you.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: We just did that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: So sorry, this house is such a mess, And I'm like,
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: you didn't get if you guys would have walked in
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: here thirty minutes ago, way worse.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: It's like a humble brag.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If I show up to somebody's house and they say,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry the house is a mess. As they're
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: starting to let me in, I'll stop, take a step
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: back and stay on the front porch and say it's okay.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I'll wait until you finish. I wouldn't want I wouldn't
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: want you to be embarrassed. Yeah, they call them out.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I know you're lying.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you're lying.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's an adult move, Like I couldn't do that
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: as a kid. I wouldn't be sitting in front of
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: you today if I had done that to my mother.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Just stand outside, guys, we'll finish up. You don't want
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: to eat here right now, it's not sanitary.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: What percentage of people do you think clean before the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: house cleaner gets to the house.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would say at least like eighty
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: five percent, maybe even higher.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Pretty good, tray. What about you, sixty RAJ one dollar,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: that's not an option.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go forty four percent.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, if we're doing it without going over, Raj,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you would win. But if going over is okay and
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: just getting closest, Trey would be the winner here because
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: it's about half a new pole. A new poll found
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: cleaning your home before your house cleaner gets there pretty interesting.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Fifty three percent of Americans say that they clean before
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the house cleaner gets there.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: You have to you have to hide all the stuff
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: that you don't want people to know about you.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Duh, the nightstand drawer, all of that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: No, I don't need people to know that there's mold
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: in my shower like ninety five percent of the time
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: until the maid comes.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: What I'll do?
• 25:23
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And I say this what I'll do. It's not like
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I really have much experience with this as an adult.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Will maybe a couple of times a year have someone
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: come in for like a deep clean, uh, in which
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: case I'm not doing a whole lot of pre cleaning there,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Like you're here to do some serious like move the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: furniture and get in places where I don't normally get
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: all like that. But I'll set the stage for success
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: for you, Like I'll start a load of laundry, but
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I'll leave it in the dryer for the individual to finish.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Waite, Are you feel cool with them folding your underwear?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I just don't put that in. That's a separate
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that's a separate lood.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we just.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but Raj, yes, it's not it's not evil.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It's just I'm hiring you to do the thing or
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: things that I don't want to do, and that includes
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: folding laundry. I hate folding laundry. One of these days
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: when AI takes over, I'm fine with it as long
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: as I get a laundry folding robot.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like, you just leave it in the
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: drug so it just wrinkles.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: No, it's got like the little fluff thing on the drug.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you have one of the newer drug because
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you're just gonna let it wrinkle like that,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: that's what you.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Can restart the dryer. I do it all the time.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: You do twelve cycles on the dryer, the wrinkles will
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Exactly that. That's what that's what we did with the
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: older dryer. The newer dryer you can put it on
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the fluff thing and then it'll take care of it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I want I want the house cleaner
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to do that because I don't want to do that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I've already put the stuff in. Let let them fold it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: And they say, and they say, white privilege isn't real.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I want the robot to do it. I
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: don't want a real person doing it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Even I'm sitting here going I'm appalled by the whiteness
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: of this conversation.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Yes that's a white I saw face, and I'm like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: he's on the same page, like for all of us
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: weren't black T shirts.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: It's the whitest conversation we've ever had.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: No, I don't understand the whiteness of that. It's like
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do something and I'm hiring someone
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: else to do it that I like. I like, how
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: hold on?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: How is his thought process any different? If you're like,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: your car is messed up, you want to take it
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: to a mechanic because you don't want to do it yourself.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Like you don't want to change the oil yourself? How
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: is that anything?
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: That's no, it's because you don't know how.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how to learn, but I don't
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: want to. I don't have the time. Why like that?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I could change my oil oil if I wanted to.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Tray YouTube teaches everything that's right?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, I like to iron my hundreds.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Mmm, my wife does all the checking of the oil.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Doesn't mean that I can't change it?
• 28:00
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• 29:05
  Speaker 1: what is what did you say? What is it you
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: love about housework?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I like I like to like. I like folding clothes.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: It's very peaceful, it's very zen. I like to iron.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I like the vacuum. I don't do dishes.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: The texture gets weird.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: And I get I'm not I'm not doing that. But yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: I like to dust like that's very peaceful. Like I
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: can throw some music on and can you go over.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: I'm the housekeeper. Really, Rebecca, you picked the brown guy
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: on the show.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I was wanting you to do it for free.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: No, you said you love it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 29:41
  Speaker 11: I have.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I've ironed many times.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: We go we go on tour and there'd be other
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: comics and I'm like, how are you walking out on
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: stage with that shirt again?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: How are you not married?
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Like, how did that not last? Because if I had
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: a man like you, I would do whatever it was
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: within my power to keep you cleaning for me, because
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: that's the siest thing a man can do.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I I and I did while I was married. I
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: did the ironing, I did the laundry. I did the folding,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I did all of that stuff like that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, it was it was it was it was me.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: I woke up one morning and I just looked at
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: her and I said, are you happy because I'm not,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: and we just kind of hugged it out.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I still didn't those clothes.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: No, I loved it. That was fun.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: It's funny.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: I was just having this conversation with one of my bartenders,
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: like he was in the military, and it was like,
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: I don't own I used to have an iron aboard.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: I've got a little steamer in nmc uh.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Uh, I just I don't have I mean, I guess
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: you take you know, and I guess technology with with
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: materials they just don't wrinkle like as bad as they
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: used to.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, I have an iron.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: In a decade, I'm major feeling like I'm the dude
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: of this group. Today it might be only I what
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: a washcloth, Oh my god, shut the door and turn again.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, anything to get the wrinkles out there, anything, anything
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I can do that does not involve me holding an iron,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I will absolutely do it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Get your stuff out of the dryer, on time and
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: it won't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: That's exactly Tray.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: That's that's part of it. That's the part of it. Look,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes life gets in the way and you have to
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: go change the oil before before the launder is done.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So you so, like Rebecca said, there are hacks you
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: can do to what Yeah, it's called throw it in.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: It's called like put your shirts together and do that
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: in one load, and then you know when they're in there,
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: you take them out of the dryer on time, put
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: them on a hangar.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: They don't wrinkle.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: However, on occasion something gets in the way and they
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: sit in there for a while.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: There are tricks there, there are things you can do.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: I did say I would never get married again. But
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Tray's looking really good right now.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Cute that reality show.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: You guys be a great Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Who would kill who first?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Trade times is the charm?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Trey would kill first.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I think Trey would kill him too.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, but I mean, and you guys are putting
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: like wedding a rag and putting that in there, there's
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: a possibility for lint. So to avoid that, ice cubes.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Just take two ice cubes and throw them in there.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do that too.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: There's also non you woint your clothes to uh dry
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a little bit faster and you're out of dryer sheets,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: paper bag.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Or yes, foiloil in a dryer oil, I swear or
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: tennis balls? Is that from the first one behind you.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Dan, Let me ask you who does more laundry? You
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: were Tara.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I feeling Tara might have a point of order in
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: this conversation of of you.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: How you're telling me you do the same amount of laundry.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He's calling you out, bro, I would say, she probably does.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: She she does slightly more than I do because she
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: she's quicker to jump on it than I am.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: So she does it more frequently. M okay, So she
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: still has more. She just does it.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Actually, if one of us has more laundry, it's probably me.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Really, she can do your laundry. I think it's the
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: question that we're that ultimately they're trying to do it
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: all together.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: There have been a couple of interesting altercations though, where
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: it's been bandied about about doing our own laundry separately.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: When you mix up your thongs.
• 33:41
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  Speaker 1: not you know at This was not the result of
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a bad breakup. It was actually much much worse. He
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  Speaker 1: was diagnosed with a rare bone disorder, so he decided
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  Speaker 1: he was going to cash in as four O one
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  Speaker 1: K and sail around the world with his cat. And
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  Speaker 1: of course, like a lot of people do these days,
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  Speaker 1: when you do something interesting and against the grain, he
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  Speaker 1: documents all of it on social media. And because he's
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  Speaker 1: garnered such a big following he and his cat, that
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  Speaker 1: means there's sponsorship opportunities there. So on his boat recently,
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  Speaker 1: someone decided to drop off a care package for him,
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  Speaker 1: and here he is describing what happened at his boat.
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  Speaker 6: A plane following me.
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  Speaker 3: You got a door open, they dropped something.
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  Speaker 5: So it turns out that drop was from Elf Cosmetics, so.
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  Speaker 3: They're the ones who sent me the pre goals. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't really know it was actually from Elf.
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  Speaker 8: They dropped off all this stuff, some cosmetics, face scream
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  Speaker 8: and sunscreen.
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  Speaker 1: So I am pretty burnt.
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  Speaker 3: So I appreciate that you guys, I.
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  Speaker 1: Can appreciate the attempt, but I'm not buying it. This
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  Speaker 1: was absolutely pre planned, because that's how because otherwise how
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  Speaker 1: would they know where he was to drop off the
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  Speaker 1: care package.
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  Speaker 7: Also because he even had his own Instagram account on
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  Speaker 7: his location.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, But no, all of this is fake. All
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  Speaker 2: of social media stuff is fake. Any type of advertisement
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  Speaker 2: is fake. I don't buy any of it these days.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And besides, if you're a company and you want, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: genuine kindness towards this man, what you do is you
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  Speaker 1: find his location and you drop off a cure for
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  Speaker 1: his bone disorder, not sunscreen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would send calcium.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe drop off some of the antics or something
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  Speaker 1: for the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Just.
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  Speaker 2: Luck bunny, some vitamin D, all the supplements he could
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  Speaker 2: possibly handle.
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  Speaker 5: Throw something out of a plane for the guy with
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  Speaker 5: bone disease to catch.
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  Speaker 2: So he's got bone disease, but his skin is full
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  Speaker 2: lawless guys.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's no structure to it. It's mostly just floppy,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: but it's so shiny and hydrated. At least at least
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  Speaker 1: the cosmetics company threw in some pringles though, so at
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  Speaker 1: least you know there's a little something.
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  Speaker 5: Even then that's kind of a bonus.
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  Speaker 3: Are awesome, by the way, but that like, you're also
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  Speaker 3: like dying.
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  Speaker 1: So he's not dying. He's fine. He cashed in his
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  Speaker 1: four O one. He's not a drift on a on
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  Speaker 1: a raft in the middle of the Pacific or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. He's hanging out with his cat, living off
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  Speaker 1: his four oh one K sure, but.
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  Speaker 2: Is the bone disease not deadly? And I'm confused that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's deadly. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: is because he seems fine. He's just decided he's he
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  Speaker 1: just wants to live life in the moment as opposed
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  Speaker 1: to putting things off. And and for the record, pringles
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  Speaker 1: are a great thing to drop down for this guy,
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  Speaker 1: because not only is it a snack for him, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a toy for the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you'll also know if the bone the bone disease
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  Speaker 5: is deadly in a couple of weeks if you find
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: the cat being the skipper, Uh.
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  Speaker 2: That's one will know.
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  Speaker 7: No matter what, dude's not going to be alone. I'm
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  Speaker 7: surprised women weren't parachuting onto the boat and his following.
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  Speaker 7: You know, if he was looking for companionship, the man
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  Speaker 7: will be doing just fine. Yeah, his cat will not
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  Speaker 7: be alone.
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  Speaker 1: It also won't be the only cat on board.
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  Speaker 3: How bad of a partner do you have to be?
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  Speaker 3: It's like I'm leaving for who the guy with bone
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  Speaker 3: cancer and a cat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna swipe right and then you travel to a
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  Speaker 1: new hemisphere for this man. Thank you Elf Cosmetics for
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: dropping off pringos, some sunscreen, and about fifteen crazy women
• 39:42
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