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Kim's Gonna Kill Me For This | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Thursday morning, everybody.
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  So I got a little routine every morning I get up, I, I do my
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  coffee. Here's my coffee.
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  Get up now there, there's a story for today.
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  Hold on. So you know, right here is my
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  little coffee area, right? This is what I have for my
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  coffee, right? Just everybody always wants to
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  know. I go with the medium roast,
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  medium roast and got them a little coffee deal here.
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  Got a let me see, what do we do here?
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  We got a right here, hazelnut Creamer, right?
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  Yeah. I know everybody wants to look
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  inside the refrigerator. It's very important, very
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  important to see inside everybody's refrigerator.
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  OK, so today is a little bit of a comedy.
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  OK, I got I got a a joke for you how to get your wife and
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  mother-in-law to clean the house.
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  Do do you know how to get your wife and mother-in-law to clean
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  the house? Do you know how to do it?
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  Years go. Away do you know how to get God?
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  You are beautiful, I. Clean I've been.
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  That's it. Every.
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  Night. So here's how you get your wife
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  and mother-in-law to clean the house.
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  Tell them the cleaning lady's coming.
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  So it's the goofiest thing in the world.
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  We love Angela. She cleans our house twice a
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  month. But it it's it what is the deal?
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  When the when Angela's come, when the cleaning lady's coming,
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  then you all clean the house up. Kisses.
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  Kisses. Got you.
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  She's awesome. OK.
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  When I was in Italy, I learned something.
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  I'm going to show it to you. All right?
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  Dee's. I don't like sausage.
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  I don't like sausage because no, I I'd like sausage, but it
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  bothers my stomach, so I don't do that.
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  So look at here. See.
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  OK, I do the Dave's bread. This is my bread right there.
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  That bread's good stuff right there.
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  Whole wheat. There's my banana.
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  So I do a banana and bread. All right, So what are we going
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  to do today? We do it every every morning
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  now, since I come back from Italy.
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  All right, good cure we're going to take.
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  And we dip our bread in olive oil.
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  I use this kind of olive oil. OK, right there.
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  That's the olive oil I use. I love it.
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  It's called dipping bread. Go over here.
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  That makes your poop good. Good pooping stuff Might not not
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  believe walls. He showed us how to poop.
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  All right, so I cut my bread in half.
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  I'm trying to do this and hold the phone at the same time.
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  There you go, right there. Now, now you're going to do this
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  with me, right? Watch, This is what I do every
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  morning. Take my day's bread.
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  Right. Look, sit here and I eat the
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  whole damn bread every morning. See how?
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  See what lighting does. Look.
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  Look. Now you don't wonder why they
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  spend so much time on lighting. Look.
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  Can't hardly see me. Now.
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  Watch. Just turn around.
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  Dee, I got a question. Hold on.
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  I got to ask you this. All right.
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  Why is it? Come here, please.
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  What is the phenomenon of you and Kim?
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  When I when I find out, when you guys find out the cleaning
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  ladies coming, then you all clean the house.
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  We're not cleaning the house, we're just picking up.
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  OK, picking up. Cleaning the folding, folding
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  the blankets that you put on the couch every night and stuff like
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  that. OK, Oh, my God, I love it.
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  OK, It's your fault. It's my fault.
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  All right, Look here. 2° out, two degrees and they're cleaning
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  the hot tub. I love it.
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  I got the generator here in case, just in case, you know,
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  the electric go. We do go out.
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  Holy moly. Can you believe that they
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  checked him. Oh yeah, he's here.
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  I see him through here. I think it's Aaron.
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  Two men in a spa. All right, so I run out of
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  material. I've run out of material.
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  So I just thought I'd have fun with the girls.
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  Do you do it? Respond right here.
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  I know. I know you.
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  I know you're going to make fun of me.
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  Well, Wallace. Wallace got money.
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  He had somebody clean his home. Let's finish eating my bread.
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  But All right, so that's the story in the garage area.
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  We've cleaned our house for years.
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  I've cleaned the house my whole life.
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  Me too. Hold on all we do.
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  Is pick. Up now, are NASCAR people
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  spoiled rotten? Do they have especially up on
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  Lake Norman? Do the people in Lake Norman, do
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  they clean their own house? Used to iron on pants.
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  Yeah, for 8 hours. Your whole life you always
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  wanted me looking good. You washed my clothes, you iron.
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  Your shorts. Ask the girls, they'll tell you.
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  You did iron my shorts. I I've always wanted you to look
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  nice, the girls said. Mom, that's our pajamas.
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  Well, they're going to be nice pajamas.
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  She ironed all my pants because Harry Gant's pants, they look
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  good. Rusty's pants look good.
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  Yeah, but I took care of you too.
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  I made you. Where's all your diamond rings
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  at that I bought you? Where's your diamond rings?
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  They're put up. I don't wear them everyday.
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  Wear this one. What is that one right there?
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  Show that again. What is that one?
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  That's our. Go ahead.
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  Gave that to me on our 25th wedding anniversary.
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  So I was watching Snoop Dogg and I'm laying in bed.
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  It's like midnight and Snoop Dogg goes, I'm going to remarry
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  my wife, which is called. What's it called when you renew
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  your vows? Yes, renew your vows.
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  So I, I, Kim comes down the hallway and I'm already in bed.
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  I said, honey, we're going to get remarried and I'll never
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  forget it. He said, hold on now.
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  Right then, when it became Kim's idea.
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  Because your date was a Sunday, people don't want to go to a
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  wedding on a Sunday. They want to go where they don't
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  have to work the next day. So.
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  We did it. We did it on a Saturday.
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  We renewed our vows. It was the most amazing time of
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  but. We renewed them like two months
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  later because there wasn't a. Break because her because her
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  idea was better. No, it was the same thing you.
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  You raced. We we spent our 25th wedding
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  anniversary in the motorhome at New Hampshire, where I hadn't
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  seen you for five weeks. You came to New Hampshire for
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  three days with me and. Brenda Oh, we had lobster baby.
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  Left and went somewhere else and I came home so we didn't have
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  the time to do it when we wanted to.
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  I apologize for all the harm that I've caused you.
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  Oh. No.
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  Harm. You know the one.
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  I You know what I feel most bad about in our lives.
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  You know what it is? What?
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  Is it? When I graduated as a senior in
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  high school, well. It didn't bother me.
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  Either it bothered me, we were boyfriend girlfriend and you
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  walked. He kept me hid from his family.
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  Why? I don't know.
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  'Cause I was embarrassed. You're not supposed to.
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  I was a racer and they're like Herman's got a girlfriend.
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  So you walked at least one mile in high heels and a beautiful
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  dress, and you brought me a very nice card because I was at my
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  graduation. Yeah.
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  And so I went there too. And you went to congratulate me
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  on graduating. And I did bump into you.
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  I love. You running back and forth so.
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  Yeah, and I love you and I to this day, I feel horrible about
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  that. Then his family wanted to know
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  where I was. Yeah, Herman, where's your
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  little girlfriend? She right there.
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  Say. That all right we got to 9
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  minutes now so we're done hope you all enjoyed a really
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  different coffee with Kenny so but there was a lot a lot of
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  conversation here. Do you clean your house before
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  the clean them people come you? Pick up you make.
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  You OK? Do you pick up?
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  All right, But our house is clean.
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  I showed you my coffee routine. I showed you my Dave's bread and
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  dip it in olive oil. So this was a good one.
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  All right, Say goodbye everybody.