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Hour Three | Matt’s NFL QB Rankings, Munchies & Cryogenically Frozen Flynn?! · Off The Bench

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  Speaker 1: Welcome into Off The Bench.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, you're scary. We're bringing you the spookiest.
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  Speaker 1: Sports talk in town. With Jacob Hester and Matt Lynn.
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  Speaker 1: Studio, here's Jacob Hester and Matt Lynn. Come on.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back in. O-T-B. Hour number three of O-T-B here
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  Speaker 4: live from the Raising Cane Studio. It is now time.
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  Speaker 4: Big deal. For Matt Flynn, former NFL quarterback. Top ten
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  Speaker 4: NFL quarterback rankings. Once he gets set up.
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  Speaker 3: And they might be spooky. We're going to find out.
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  Speaker 3: I told you all earlier. I made a big announcement.
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  Speaker 5: I said my relationship status is complicated right now with
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  Speaker 5: artificial intelligence. We're exploring other options. George Paul Thomas. It's
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  Speaker 5: been a good run. It might continue. We will find out.
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  Speaker 5: But you embarrassed me in front of my friends one
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  Speaker 5: too many times during these quarterback rankings. You got too
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  Speaker 5: many logos wrong. You got too many stats wrong. Kirk
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  Speaker 5: Cousins does not play for the Vikings anymore. Juno Smith
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  Speaker 5: does not play for the Raiders. You kept getting it wrong.
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  Speaker 5: And you embarrassed me.
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  Speaker 3: So guess what?
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  Speaker 5: We're exploring our options now. Taking someone else out on
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  Speaker 5: a date today.
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  Speaker 4: Claude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at this PowerPoint. It's a better PowerPoint.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to find out. Guess what? I didn't check
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  Speaker 5: one thing on it. Well, now I'm really excited. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't check one stat on it.
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  Speaker 3: You know why?
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  Speaker 5: Because you trust. Because I trust. I wanted to give
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  Speaker 5: this new option every opportunity to win the job.
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  Speaker 3: All right. To steal my heart. Yeah. So here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all ready? Yeah. Let's go. Week five. NFL quarterback power.
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  Speaker 5: Coming in at number 10.
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  Speaker 4: Looks a little different.
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  Speaker 5: It does look a little different. Matthew Stafford, you're back in, baby.
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  Speaker 5: You know, if you just played decent, played well, played exciting,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to get in my top ten.
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  Speaker 3: Why? Because you're awesome. I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 5: On the season, 139-216, 1,572 yards, nine touchdowns, six interceptions, though.
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  Speaker 5: And the Rams are two and three. But it has
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  Speaker 5: been exciting. They had that Monday night overtime loss, which
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  Speaker 5: was an awesome game. That was one of the best
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  Speaker 5: games of the season to watch. He played awesome. Josh
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  Speaker 5: Allen played a little bit better. Um, but best in
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  Speaker 5: the NFL and passing yards and completion. So let's go
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  Speaker 5: to number nine.
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  Speaker 3: Kurt Thuggy.
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, brother.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: They had a bad. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So this last, I got towards the end of this list.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I sort of switched these two, but he's moving
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  Speaker 5: up one from number 10. He's moving up even with
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  Speaker 5: a loss. What the Raiders have done so far in
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  Speaker 5: the season is very impressive. Even with dropping this one
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  Speaker 5: this past week, the Raiders are three and two. Kirko
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  Speaker 5: with 1,269 yards passing, 12 touchdowns to four interceptions, touting
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  Speaker 5: a 100.6 QBR. Tied for second in the NFL with
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  Speaker 5: 12 touchdown passes. So he's here because they are working
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  Speaker 5: very efficiently.
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  Speaker 3: Brock Bowers is playing really good for the Raiders.
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  Speaker 5: The Raiders have been a nice surprise this season, and
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  Speaker 5: one of the main reasons is because of Kirko Duggins.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to number eight.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a lot of names.
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  Speaker 3: He's back, baby. You knew he wasn't going to be
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  Speaker 3: gone for long.
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  Speaker 6: Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Burrow. Best in the NFL completion percentage. 71.4%.
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  Speaker 5: He's the most accurate passer in the league. But he
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  Speaker 5: does have modest yardage. 1,361 yards passing. 11 touchdowns to
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  Speaker 5: 3 interceptions.
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  Speaker 3: And he's done a lot of it without.
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  Speaker 5: More chase even though he's back playing great but guess
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  Speaker 5: what Joe Burrow is the engine that keeps that bingle
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  Speaker 5: train rolling Joe you are back in the top 10
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  Speaker 5: welcome back I know it's a big deal for you
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  Speaker 5: probably print this out put it on the refrigerator this
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  Speaker 5: week congratulations you're in the top 10 you're number eight
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  Speaker 5: let's go to number seven Lamar Jackson moving up two
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  Speaker 5: spots hey.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't even play and gets to move up two spots Man,
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  Speaker 4: must have had a really good game against Biweek, even
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  Speaker 4: though they played the Falcons.
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  Speaker 5: He had a big practice. He had a big practice. He,
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  Speaker 5: you know, just shut up. He just moved up to it.
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  Speaker 7: So relax.
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  Speaker 4: Just shut up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just shut up.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up and dribble.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. He's the best.
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  Speaker 5: So he has played in about 50, just I think
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  Speaker 5: like 50% of the snaps.
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  Speaker 3: And so I get it. Maybe a little high. I
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  Speaker 3: don't really know.
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  Speaker 5: But he's got a fantastic QBR this year. And he's,
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  Speaker 5: last year, they weren't that great. He didn't play his best,
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  Speaker 5: but he has been the most efficient quarterback with the
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  Speaker 5: football when he's been healthy this season. So I gave
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  Speaker 5: him a little bit more respect for what he's done.
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  Speaker 5: Even though he has dealt with some injuries, he will
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  Speaker 5: be back this week. But even in his missed time,
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  Speaker 5: he's still almost 1,000 yards passing, almost 150 yards rushing.
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  Speaker 5: And so we know who the player is, two-time MVP
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  Speaker 5: in this league. We'll see where he goes when he
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  Speaker 5: comes back on this list. But I gave him a
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  Speaker 5: little bit more respect than I think I had been
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  Speaker 5: giving him And this back end of the list, my
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  Speaker 5: first six were easy.
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  Speaker 3: The back end was a little bit more challenging. Go
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  Speaker 3: to six. Trevor Lawrence. What's up, T-Law? Sunshine. Number six
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  Speaker 3: on the list, the Jaguars. They're 4-1.
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  Speaker 2: The Jacksonville Jaguars.
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  Speaker 5: But he's got 10 TDs, three interceptions, touted a 106.8 QBR.
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  Speaker 3: Man, what a crazy. We need to talk about that game.
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  Speaker 3: The game that. If you take the Monday night game
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  Speaker 3: out of it, that's the game of the week. That
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  Speaker 3: was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: That was a real dum-dum situation to kick it off there.
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  Speaker 4: Darned Eye is a real big dum-dum.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't think he drops in my list. I
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  Speaker 5: don't think he didn't have an MVP-type game, but he's
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  Speaker 5: having a potentially MVP trajectory of a season. He's not
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  Speaker 5: at the top of that list right now, but having
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  Speaker 5: his best season by far. The Jaguars are for real.
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  Speaker 5: So Trevor Lawrence coming in at number six. Let's go
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  Speaker 5: to number five.
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  Speaker 3: Bryce Young. Did you see him in a game day?
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  Speaker 3: How'd he do? I didn't watch game day. He was
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  Speaker 3: the guest picker.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Did he fall? He fell two spots. He didn't play.
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  Speaker 3: He fell two spots. Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Some people would say he fell two spots.
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  Speaker 8: He fell two spots.
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  Speaker 3: He fell two spots. Oh, that's not real money.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, even me.
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  Speaker 5: Know that's not real money. 101 of 162, 1,268 yards,
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  Speaker 5: nine touchdowns, two interceptions. He's got some rushing. I like
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  Speaker 5: the guy's playing. Fantastic. Same explanation I'll give this week
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  Speaker 5: as I did last week. The reason why he fell
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  Speaker 5: is because some other people, I think, have elevated their play,
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  Speaker 5: and some other people have just made it too hard
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  Speaker 5: to ignore.
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  Speaker 4: So let's go to number four. I've got Bryce Young
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  Speaker 4: plus 8,000 MVP, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: I got it at plus 6 or 65 or something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Real quick, T-Loft?
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  Speaker 8: Fourth best odds to win MVP, plus 750.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand why Bryce Young hasn't. He's playing like
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  Speaker 3: a no man. I don't understand why Bryce Young hadn't got,
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  Speaker 3: or at least on the MVP.
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  Speaker 8: He hasn't.
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  Speaker 7: I guess he moved up like 1,000 when we last checked.
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  Speaker 7: It was plus 6,000. I think for you it was
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  Speaker 7: plus 8,000. But whenever I was looking on DraftKings, it
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  Speaker 7: was plus 6,000. He was plus 5,000. So he hasn't
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  Speaker 7: moved a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Chat, you're right. My rules for the quarterback list, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they're a mystery. Cause you were like, yeah, shut up.
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  Speaker 4: Drop.
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  Speaker 3: Cause he didn't play.
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  Speaker 8: Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: So the reason why two spots.
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  Speaker 5: So the real reason why he, he dropped isn't because
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  Speaker 5: he didn't play. It's because some other guys like I
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  Speaker 5: couldn't ignore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't ignore him.
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  Speaker 8: No, that's fair.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't ignore that.
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  Speaker 5: And then I like did, did Matthew Stafford deserve to
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  Speaker 5: jump Lamar Jackson after being out?
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  Speaker 3: Did Kirk, Duggins deserved to drop the jump tomorrow. No.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Burrow was out of the top ten last week.
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  Speaker 3: Did he deserve? That's kind of why he moved up
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  Speaker 3: a little bit. No one else wanted the job.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait to see the three people better than
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  Speaker 4: Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 3: I know. This was tight.
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  Speaker 5: So he was five last week in my ratings. Josh
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  Speaker 5: Allen's Superman. Like, he's probably the best. It's hard to
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  Speaker 5: say this, and it's going to make sense to probably
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  Speaker 5: no one. He's probably the best overall player. in the NFL,
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  Speaker 5: but from a quarterbacking standpoint, like this list is a
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  Speaker 5: little bit different. Like what, who did he just pass
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  Speaker 5: on the all-time NFL rushing touchdown list?
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  Speaker 4: He's like, he's all time bills. And that's like Thurman Thomas.
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  Speaker 9: He's not too far away from like, I think he's
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  Speaker 9: like seventh all time. And the six ahead of him
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  Speaker 9: are like hall of fame running backs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the, I think the last 20 he passed are
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  Speaker 5: Hall of Fame running backs. You're right.
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  Speaker 9: That's something I've always thought of Josh Allen. Is he
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  Speaker 9: the best quarterback in the NFL? I don't know, but
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  Speaker 9: he's probably the best player in the NFL. He's probably
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  Speaker 9: the best player.
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand how this guy didn't ever get dinged
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  Speaker 5: up or anything.
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  Speaker 3: His body is a tank. It doesn't look like it.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you, he is not like this guy
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  Speaker 4: that walks into a room and you're like, dude, that's
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  Speaker 4: a unit there. He doesn't look like a very normal human.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But he takes a shot and never stops. He delivers
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  Speaker 4: them too.
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  Speaker 3: He does.
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  Speaker 5: And it's impressive what he does. We don't need to
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  Speaker 5: explain Josh Allen to you. He never really leads in
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  Speaker 5: these efficiency categories or protecting the ball categories. We see
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  Speaker 5: him make mistakes every now and then. He used to
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  Speaker 5: make a lot more than he does now. My God,
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  Speaker 5: it's impressive. But who is a better quarterback?
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious? There's three better quarterbacks than Josh Allen? Well,
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  Speaker 3: let's see who it is. Number three.
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  Speaker 4: I did it. I did it.
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  Speaker 3: Finally. I couldn't ignore it. The body of work.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: The body of work just built and built and built
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  Speaker 3: and built. Jared Goff, number three. Hell yeah, brother. Please
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  Speaker 3: don't make me regret this, Jared. I know you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: 12 touchdowns, no interception.
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  Speaker 3: Matt, even if he doesn't have the best game this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Quarterback ranking is second on this list so far.
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  Speaker 3: He hasn't turned it. 128 of 191 on the season.
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  Speaker 5: 1,485 yards passing, 12 touchdowns, zero interceptions, 111.3 QBR, 45-21
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  Speaker 5: win over Arizona. Now their three wins have been against
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: the Cardinals, Saints, and Jets, which, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Jets' defense is good.
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  Speaker 3: Salty.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's like top in almost every category.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I have them on one of my teams.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're a good defense. They just– Not explosive enough
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  Speaker 4: on all. Now, they beat the Browns. That was a
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  Speaker 4: good win.
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  Speaker 3: I finally did it, though.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought that forever he was going to, like,
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  Speaker 5: he was going to range.
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  Speaker 3: In that six to nine. I know. Because he's not sexy.
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  Speaker 3: He's not sexy.
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  Speaker 4: The last three years, yards, touchdowns, and wins. He's number
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  Speaker 4: one in the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: I think completion percentage as well.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that. Second in quarterback rating, only behind Lamar.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to this. So, I saw this yesterday. I was scrolling,
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  Speaker 5: and this made my decision. Career totals before turning 32
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  Speaker 5: years of age. Tom Brady, 87 wins. Jared Goff, 93.
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  Speaker 5: Dan Marino, 40,024 passing yards. Jared Goff, 41,107 passing yards.
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  Speaker 5: How about that? Peyton Manning, 94.7 rating. Jared Goff, 97.3 rating.
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  Speaker 5: All before the age of 32. Beating some of the
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  Speaker 5: all-time greats.
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  Speaker 9: So what you're saying is you could combine Brady, Manning,
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  Speaker 9: and Marino, and you get Jared Goff.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 4: Basically.
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  Speaker 5: And he's only number three on the list just because
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  Speaker 5: I just can't. My brain's in a pretzel thinking about
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: Jared Goff. Kind of weird, but okay.
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  Speaker 4: What? I just think you should give yourself over to him.
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  Speaker 3: Has anybody, before we get to the top two, has
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  Speaker 3: anybody fact-checked into these stats?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: I have fact-checked every single quarterback, and every single one
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  Speaker 9: of them is right so far.
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  Speaker 3: Boom! This date's going well.
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  Speaker 4: Number two.
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  Speaker 3: It's up there, man. Patrick Mahomes. Well, y'all ever heard
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  Speaker 3: of him? Yeah. He's pretty good. This is also a commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't he go to, like, five straight AFC championships? Something
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  Speaker 3: like that?
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  Speaker 4: Had a chance to win three straight Super Bowls, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good player. And he's back.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how, but his knee just kind of
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  Speaker 5: like healed up perfectly in like a super fast period
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  Speaker 5: of time.
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  Speaker 3: He's back.
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  Speaker 5: Looking forward to watching him playing more football. That's really
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  Speaker 5: my breakdown. I just want to watch him play more football.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to tune in. He's much watched TV
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  Speaker 5: every single time he takes the football field with a
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  Speaker 5: helmet on.
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  Speaker 4: I got no argument from you.
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  Speaker 3: Got no argument. But the number one, holding it down,
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  Speaker 3: I think three weeks in a row.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Number one quarterback in the NFL currently is Brock Purdy.
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  Speaker 3: Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Irrelevant himself.
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  Speaker 3: Now, yardage isn't going to, like, jump off the page
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  Speaker 3: at you.
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  Speaker 5: 9,842 yards passing, 1,196 yards, 13 touchdowns, two interceptions.
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  Speaker 3: But guess what?
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  Speaker 5: 119.3 quarterback ranking, and the 49ers are 5-0 undefeated. Why
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  Speaker 5: doesn't he have a lot of yardage? Because sometimes they
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  Speaker 5: don't need it. Because they're so damn good. Because he's
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  Speaker 5: so damn good. Best in the NFL at touchdown passes,
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  Speaker 5: TD rate, and the lowest sack rate. Sacked only three times.
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  Speaker 4: Hard to get to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a hard stat for Claude to pull as well.
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  Speaker 3: But he did it. Three. Sacked three times. And he's
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  Speaker 3: hard to get. He's just nimble.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, outside of Claude in the top left corner
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  Speaker 4: saying quarterbacks drive everything, which is kind of weird. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Outside of that, well done, Claude.
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  Speaker 3: Did you put that in there, Matt? I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of fed it the graphic from my other,
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  Speaker 5: my ex now. Fed it the graphic from my ex.
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  Speaker 5: You said take this and be less toxic. Take this,
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  Speaker 5: be less toxic. Thank you. But look, Brock Purdy combines
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  Speaker 5: production efficiency and winning better than anyone in the NFL.
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  Speaker 5: That's why he's the best quarterback in the NFL right now.
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  Speaker 5: I think I've got a couple more just add-ons to
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  Speaker 5: this list. I think your boys are going to be
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  Speaker 5: on this list. Kicked out of the top ten. Tyler Shuck,
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  Speaker 5: previously number six.
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  Speaker 3: You're out of there.
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  Speaker 5: You're not going to get my son negative 1.5 points
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  Speaker 5: in fantasy and him get upset like that.
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  Speaker 3: And still be in my top ten. I saved your
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: life once. That's true.
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  Speaker 5: But you're out of the top ten. Dak Prescott, you're
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  Speaker 5: out of here. Cowboys suck. Players only meeting alert. Players
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: only meeting alert. The Cowboys had a players only meeting.
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  Speaker 4: After five weeks?
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  Speaker 5: After five weeks, if your team is having a players
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  Speaker 5: only meeting, you're automatically out of my.
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  Speaker 3: Top ten list.
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  Speaker 4: Later, dude.
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  Speaker 8: Who led it?
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  Speaker 4: Players.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: All of them. They crush a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, feeling frisky at the quarterback position. Jordan love my guy.
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  Speaker 5: I knew he was going to be on there. He
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  Speaker 5: knew he was going to be on there. My God,
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  Speaker 5: the guy is slinging it around 1,408 yards.
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  Speaker 4: He's got to, cause there's running backs.
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  Speaker 5: I know those, uh, Matthew golden and Christian Watson playing really, really.
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  Speaker 9: Well between golden Watson and craft. Like that's a tough
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: trio to overcome. I mean, there's not a lot of
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: guys that have that.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yep. Um, my other guy, Aaron Rogers feeling frisky. Hello.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Watch it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: 1,234 yards, 10 touchdowns. I know they're throwing a lot
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: of short passes. They're getting it out, but who cares?
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: They're being pretty darn efficient. Watch out for the Steelers. Hello,
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Paris France in two weeks.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: This one hurt. This one hurt me to put up.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: What is it? I can't see.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: CJ Stroud.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, they've lost every game.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: They won one.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Did they win one?
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Who did they beat?
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: Tennessee.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Tennessee.
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: Does that count?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: That doesn't count. That's not real.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Like a minor league.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: It counts on the record. It's not real. He's not real.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: CJ Stroud, 1,402 yards, zero interceptions on the year. And then. Wait,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a little shocked by that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to lie.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: They can't run the football either. I'm beyond shocked.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I'm so beyond shocked.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I've paid.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Zero attention to C.J. Stroud this season.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: The fact that you just said he had zero interceptions
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: is the first I'm hearing of this.
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: And completing 64% of his passes.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: That's what this list is for.
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: That's what it is.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: That's what this list is for.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: I sold all my C.J. Stroud cards before the season, too.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: And my Flynn-credible performance of the week.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: What is it? Drake May, 374 yards and a 45-17
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: win over a very good Las Vegas right now. We're
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: going to see where Drake is in a few weeks.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: He started out a little dicey, confidence, maybe seeing some ghosts,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: but I think those ghosts have been.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: In fairness to.
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: Him, a lot of the guys around him were hurt.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Exercised. AJ Brown back in practice yesterday.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I have exercised.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: So this list is going to be, there's going to
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: be some changes coming. Caleb Williams, he's going to come back.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: How's Jaden going.
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: To continue to play? Isn't there another category?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: There has been in the past. There's been a poo-poo.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: You didn't do that this?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't do a poo-poo. I didn't want to make
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: fun of Justin Herbert.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: Justin again?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I got called a woman hater.
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: I mean, we're not the first ones to say it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Toxicity.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: We've literally gotten a phone call about how you hate women.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: We don't know who it was.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: We don't.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: It was both of us. We don't even remember what
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: We don't know who it was.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: He never actually said who it was.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: That's not very foxhole.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: We're all women haters.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I tried to stand up for Madison Beer last week,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: and I got hated on by you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Wow, way to point that out. It's not very Foxhole
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I thought we were doing that.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: This is what we're doing? Anyway, there's the list.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Let's hear which one wins.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: If this is The Bachelor.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Who are we proposing to?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, this one for sure.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: Claude, yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Claude.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Even with the bad quote in the top left and
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: top right.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Because if nothing else, Matt, I love this.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: The player you're talking about, it's in bold as it
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: goes up here.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You can see it a lot better. I know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Love that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: It's very nice. And the stats are actually right.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: True.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: True.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: That's a big deal.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Now, it didn't.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: The stats are right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: It didn't. Wouldn't use the logos. It was very afraid
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: of trademark infringement.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: We don't need that. Again, I would rather know. Chad
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: don't care.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I would rather know logo.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: He's like, copyright infringement.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: I'd rather know logo than cousins in a Vikings logo.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Chad's like, hey, can you use this real picture from
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: their website?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, sure.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Leroy Jenkins.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: All right. We'll take a break. We've got Chef Michael
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Johnson to get to your munchie questions when we come back.
• 19:17
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  Speaker 1: From the locker room to the airwaves, it's Off the
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Back in, OTB. Going to get to your munchie questions
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: here coming up, and we're going to do it with
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: our guy, Chef Michael Johnson.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Get ready to tantalize your taste buds and leave this
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: segment hungry. This is Munchies with executive chef Michael Johnson.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Let's eat.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Chef, what's up, brother? Congratulations, a married man. I saw
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: that first step you had the other day, man. I
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: hadn't seen that first step look that quick in a
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: long time.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: I feel good, buddy. That was a wonderful moment in life,
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: my friend.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Everything went well. Everything was good. I know you were traveling,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: and you never know when you're traveling, but it looked like,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I saw a picture, it looked like everything kind of
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: went off as it was supposed to.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's funny, because we were going to
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: do our first look at this castle that she and
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I kind of.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: We both grew up up there, right? There's this old
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: castle that was kind of special to us both, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: we were going to do our first look there. We
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: got to the castle the day before, just kind of
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: doing our pre-run-through and everything else, and they had put
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: a wood fence up around the castle. you know, uh,
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: violators will be prosecuted. So, uh, we had to, we
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: had to deviate from our, our, our original plan, but, uh, it, it,
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: it was great, man. You know, some of my, uh,
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: chef buddies were my groomsmen and, and we, uh, ended up,
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: you know, like in, in the Lake of the Ozarks, brother,
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: the food there is, uh, you know, like they have
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: what they call Cajun food. Um, but it, it leaves
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: a lot to be desired. And so, um, true. My
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: groomsmen and I, we cooked gumbo and red beans for
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: the reception in addition to other food, but I wanted
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: to make sure that we had some food that was edible.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Jeff, let me ask you this question. Congrats, of course.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: That's amazing. I'm sure it was a great time. If
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: you are looking to celebrate a special event with people
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: very close to you, with loved ones.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: What are you toasting with?
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: As far as champagne, you mean?
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: No, just like, what are you sitting around with your
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: loved ones and celebrating with a little victory drink?
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it's usually a bourbon. You know, like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: my buddy found me a nice bottle of 10-year-old bourbon
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: that we were toasting over, and it was, you know,
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: there's bourbon, and there's good bourbon, and this stuff was
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: super smooth. You didn't have to have any water with it,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: didn't need any ice with it. You could drink it
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: straight out of the glass, and Um, if you, yeah,
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: I like good bourbon.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Let's get to some of these munchie questions. Hashtag munchies.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: What is chef's favorite Greek dish?
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: Oh man, that's tough. You know, I don't, I, I,
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I ate something when, um, I was in Greece that
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: I'd never had before. And it was, um, the best ceviche,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: not ceviche cheese. Um, It was something like that, though.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: But it was raw sea bass. They take it and
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: pound it out like you do beef tartare and then
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: serve it with fresh olive oil. And I mean, good
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: olive oil and capers. Man, I mean, you're making me
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: miss it right now, to be honest. So, well, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: don't know if I told you guys this or not,
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: but while I was in Greece, I befriended, you know,
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: my buddy and I, we befriended a restaurant owner and
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: she ended up letting us come into the kitchen and
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: cook with her chef and that was one of the
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: dishes that we did together. And it was, yeah, it
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: was beautiful.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Uh, let's see. Hashtag munchies is chef, a fan of
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: cheese curds. And does he make his own?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I do love cheese curds, squeaky cheese, man.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: I don't make my own, but, um, you know, like
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: you just reminded me of some poutine. I don't know
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: if you've ever had poutine before, man, but that's, that's a,
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: that's a special dish there. If you're, you've ever been
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: to Canada and, I do like cheese curds. I like
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: them squeaky and I like them melted. I like them fried.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: I really haven't met too many cheese curds I didn't like.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Chef, explain to the listeners what poutine is because my
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: mouth just watered when you said that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Traditionally, it's like french fries with a meat sauce or
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: chili or ground beef or something like that. The meat
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: sauce is the variable there, but it's usually french fries
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: with cheese curds. and then like a warm meat sauce.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's like a, I don't know, it's kind
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: of like a nacho, right? But, I don't know, it's a, one,
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: it's a street food, late night street food. You'll see
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: it served a lot at 2 a.m. in the morning,
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: which I wasn't eating at 2 a.m., you know, like
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: I was eating at 2 a.m.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, french fries, cheese curds, and basically like gravy, and
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: it's just.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah, they, yeah, meat gravy, yeah. Oh,
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: he said, yeah. Sometimes it's kind of like beef debris.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Sometimes, yeah, yeah. But it's a warm, gooey dish.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: That sounds fantastic. I need somebody in Baton Rouge that
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: makes that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Anybody else? Any restaurants serving that?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I need to find it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we need to make that happen. I may have
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: to make some poutine here now that you say that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. I'll take an invite.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We've been trying to invite ourselves there for a
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: long time. Hashtag munchies. Has anyone tried sending Greg Sankey
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: a Snickers bar?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Hashtag munchies.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Traditional wedding cake or a different flavor?
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Traditional.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Well, it was a traditional wedding cake, but we also
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: had little cupcakes. It was like a cake surrounded by cupcakes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: I'm a pretty easygoing guy. As long as you throw
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: in some chocolate in there every once in a while,
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: I'll be all right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: All right, hashtag bunchies here.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Chef, what's the difference between the expensive steaks, like in
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: the cold case, I'm assuming like behind the glass, or
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: the shrink-wrapped steaks at a regular grocery store, Rouse's or
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: something like that?
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it depends on what store you go to, to
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: be honest with you. Some of them, it's age, to
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: be honest with you. Because once they put them in
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: that vacuum little pack, it removes the oxygen from around it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: But typically what they do is they'll put, plus I
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: think there's also some... uh, quality. Like you have to
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: look and see what the, what the grading of it is.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Typically the stakes that they're hand cutting are going to be, uh,
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: prime prime cuts. Um, and, and I don't know if
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: you guys know what the grading system is, but it's
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: how much marbling it has in a, in a certain
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: amount of, in a, like a one by one inch. Um,
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I think eight, 8% and below or below 8% is,
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: full active and you have choice that's up to like
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: 10 or 11% and 12% or better is, is, uh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: considered to be, um, prime. And then they have prime
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: plus double prime, stuff like that, where it's even more rich, more,
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: more fat, more marble.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: All right. Last one here, chef. And we always appreciate
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: the time. Hashtag munchies besides coffee. Do you serve any
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: drink or food that will give energy or help keep
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: you awake?
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Not here, we don't. We have soda machines, but we
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: don't really get into the energy drink business here. As
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: a matter of fact, in the NCAA, if an athlete
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: consumes caffeine it has to be on their own decisions
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: right we are not allowed to you know give them
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: caffeine as a supplement so there's actually rules written around
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: that so i think.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I think coffee is the only caffeine yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Right don't don't drink an energy drink around jack marucci
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: he is going to have some stats and some analytics
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: to back it up i'm just letting you know don't
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: ever make that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Mistake uh hey chef so a little bit different like
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: for lsu 11 a.m games aren't the norm Uh, so
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: what's the difference in the schedule and the, like, I know.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Every coach is a little bit different.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Sometimes they want to keep it the same, even though
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: you got to eat your pregame meal at like six
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: or seven in the morning, they don't want eggs. They
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: want the filet. They want the chicken. They want everything.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: How is the, does the menu change because of the
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: time of the game?
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: It does. So, you know, typically you have a, uh, early,
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: early risers practice. and then you have a snack. And
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: this has changed by coach, by the way, because sometimes
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: you have an actual lunch, but right now we just
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: have a snack. But you go from game time and
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: back away from that, the amount of time that they
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: need to do this and that and the other. And
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: so I actually have not seen the timeline yet for
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: this weekend, but yes, the menu changes. Basically what we
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: do is we take a like a pre-game meal and
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: a breakfast and squish it together into a brunchy type
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: food with uh fillets and eggs and bacon and and
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: sausage but we also have mashed potatoes and pasta so
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: it'll it'll it'll be a weird looking uh menu but
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: it's it's by by design you know like you still
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: have to have those starches there for the uh complex
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: carbohydrates to have a longer burn and You don't find
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: a whole lot of that in breakfast, you know, in
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: breakfast potatoes, but it's deep fried, right? So that's not
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: necessarily good. So, yeah, you're going to see hash browns,
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: but you're also going to see pasta and red sauce.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: All right, there he is, our guy, Chef Michael Johnson,
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Executive Chef for LSU Athletics. Good enough to join us
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: every single Thursday to answer your munchie questions, Chef. We
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: thank you. We love you. Congratulations again, brother.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Thanks, guys. Appreciate y'all.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: A man got hitched up in Mizzou.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Something about just sitting around after a nice celebration, a
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: nice event, sitting around a fire drinking some bourbon.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Sounds good.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Eating some french fries with gravy on it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: All right. We're going to take a break. We've got
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: more OTB coming back your way when we jump back
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: here live from the Raising Cane Studios.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Off the bench.
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  Speaker 1: Tigers turn talkers.
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  Speaker 4: This is Off the Bench.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back in OTB here live from the Razor King studio.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Remind you about our friends over at Pala when the
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  Speaker 4: is building together with its customers and communities. You can
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  Speaker 4: learn more at palagroup.com, P-A-L-A group dot com. What you
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: doing over there, bud?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I was plugging stuff in. I'm plugging some other stuff.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Don't love that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty tech-savvy.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: What?
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: I don't think anybody ever has described you as tech-savvy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Not one person.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Name one thing I don't do well. Oh, you don't
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: make your own PowerPoints.
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: How else am I supposed to do it during the show?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Well, that's... I can. I could do it. I don't
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: want to.
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  Speaker 5: I plug things in. I fixed a whole computer the
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: other day. I was writing code. You brought that up
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: so many times. You're so proud of that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: You obviously remember how to do it now. You don't
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: need help anymore, right? Nope. I mean, AI is getting
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: its information from someone. You're looking at it. Sure, bud.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: So you thought Kirk still played for the Vikings?
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Well, he made a mistake, so I broke up with him.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: I was exploring my options. That's why my relationship status
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: was complicated.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, so what is it now after the PowerPoint, though?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Are y'all going steady?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: I think we're pretty, I don't, I can't say exclusive yet,
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: so I still have to, without letting George Paul know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I still have to extract a lot of information from him.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: I mean, is this like second date holding hands top
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: of the movie theater?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: It might be. It might be. Sharing a popcorn.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: First movie that you and Lacey went and saw together?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. That's why I asked.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. Victoria? Iron Man 3.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, brother. God, Iron Man 3 came out that
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: long ago?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 2013? 2013? Probably. Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Along came Polly.
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  Speaker 3: Great one. Really good one.
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  Speaker 4: White chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Let it rain.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: That's where we got sharted. It's true.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: From that movie.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Was it not there before?
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: No.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: They created that.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: That was the first time. Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Good for them.
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  Speaker 1: Rip.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Rip. Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Rip. Sure.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I got that one right.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: You did.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't put a man in the grave early.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: You did.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: That's been a while since I did. Anyway, good movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very good movie.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It was funny. Risk analysis? Is that what it was?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: For an insurance company?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: That's a really good memory. Thank you.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: You might dream in cartoons and draw in crayon, but
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: movie quotes?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Steel trap. Hey, guess who University Lab School plays this week?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Matt? I don't know.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: You want to guess who?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 6: Who?
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  Speaker 4: Collegiate. Hey.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Let's go. Oh, college age.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a good one. It'll be exciting.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: What?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a good one. Why not? They
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: have nice uniforms.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: J-Bone's going to have to sit out another week.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out, college agents. Don't worry. Y'all are going to
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: be hydrated. It's going to be fine.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: We are. We are a very hydrated team. We're a
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: very hydrated team. I think collegiates should be hydrated, too,
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: just based off what you did to them.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about sponsorships now.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hell yeah, I am.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I ain't running a charity over here. I'm running a business. ROI,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: All right, so tomorrow, again, we're going to be at
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Rouse's tomorrow. This report came out real quick tomorrow. We're
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: going to be at Rouse's. We're going to have our
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: pontoon parlay. We're going to have what's the ticket. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: do want to add maybe. Y'all tell me because we've
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: done this in the past.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: An NFL one?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these NFL prices are getting crazy. Like crazy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: We should definitely do an NFL one.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Something about adding.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we did both last year.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: 2,000%.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I think it was.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Two years ago we did both. I don't think Matt
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: was here yet.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: No, I think we did it last year because I
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: remember making the graphic.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: No, we did an NFL parlay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: That's what we're talking about.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: No, I was talking about what's the ticket?
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, what's the ticket? Oh, I thought we were talking
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: about the parlay.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: We did a parlay last year. We did that last year.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Two years ago, we started doing what's the ticket with both.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: The NFL and the college.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: I'm down. I mean, we can just keep on doing
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: what we're doing.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Let's just play games the whole time.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Dude, our three is game day.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I love it. Let's do all three hours. I don't
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: think we could really stretch it to do that. What?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I don't have that many games. I should have, like,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: copyrighted what's the ticket, even though you can't. It's really nothing.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Was there an injury report yesterday?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: So many people have taken that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: From Mississippi State?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, questionable. I didn't hear. Like, literally, I think for
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: a second. Maybe second.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: Well, like, Rivers just came in here, and we talked
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: about it when she just came.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: In here, too. That's twice you've missed it. What was
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: the first time? During the show. Oh, you're talking about her,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the show in the rivers. I did. You know?
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: As I said. Break up for tough, guys. As I said,
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: movie quotes, steel trap. Everything else, loose cannon.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: I really, like I know we're getting like super far ahead,
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: but I need you to donate your brain to science
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: when you pass away.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just write it in the will. Oh, no.
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: We need to find some stuff out.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: People can learn some stuff.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: They're going to ban football.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: They're going to learn today.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: They're going to learn today.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. That's good.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Well. You do. You want to study the best. You
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: want to study the best. Make improvements. Like, how can
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: we get to this level? How can we get to
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: this level of humanity? My God.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: On that note.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be frozen. Don't worry. Low Austin Powers,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: come back.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: I was just imagining you, like, in a cryo freeze.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to pick a good pose because you're
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: in that pose forever. You got to forever. I mean,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: you got to pick a good one.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine getting frozen in a weird pose?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Like, you bend weird.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Or your neck when you get it unfrozen.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: We got to freeze you with the backwards L.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: That's what we got to do.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: You're slouched and it looks like you got a hunchback
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: or something. You got to pick a good one. If
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I get frozen with a backward L, just go ahead
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: and unfreeze it. All right.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: You think about your pose. I'm going to tell the
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: people about Ashton or October is breast cancer awareness month
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: and Ashton or health reminds you that early detection can
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  Speaker 4: make a life saving difference. Remember, take a moment, talk
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: with your doctor about personal risk factors and when you
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: should begin those regular mammograms and remind the women in
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: your life and the women that you love to do
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: the same. And so we talk about screening and making
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: sure that you're staying on top of your appointments. And,
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: you know, we talk about the risk factor of it because,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you know, if there's a family risk, that changes kind
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: of the timeline of your mammograms and when you should
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: get them. You can learn more and schedule everything today
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  Speaker 4: at Oshner.org. Don't forget the My Oshner app as well
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: is available to you. So a couple of different ways
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: to schedule that appointment. Go to My Oshner, Oshner.com. All right,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: what's your post? Oh, God.
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: That's what you're going to go with?
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: You're going to.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: Be frozen forever, and that's what.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: You're going with?
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you can pose. I feel like
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: if they were going to freeze you, they'd put you
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: to sleep first.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: I would do the classic, like, death face and peace sign.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: That's really frozen.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: It's like a testament to my time.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I'd go with skinny arm.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I'd go probably like 3-1-8, 3-1-great. I'd be like this.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I'd go with the skinny arm.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got a skinny arm.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: What's a skinny arm?
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: You pose so that your arm looks skinny.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: If you're on the edge.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: It accentuates your waist, too.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. Obviously, Jake.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Have you ever even been frozen? No. Have you ever
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: posed before?
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: This guy's never even been frozen before.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: All right. On that note, we'll take a break. You're
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: the loser. We'll ask the bitch when we come back.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Off the bench.
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  Speaker 1: Tigers turn talkers.
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  Speaker 4: This is Off the Bench.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: We even hauled down at Margie's bar Telling stories if
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: we had one Someone fired.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: The old jukebox up The.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Song, it sure was a sad one Teardrop rolled down
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Bubba's nose But the pain the song was inflicting And all.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: At once he jumped to his feet Just.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Like somebody kicked.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Him Bubba shot the jukebox last night Said it played
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: a sad song, it made him cry Welcome back.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Off the bench.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Closing out the show on Thursday. We're doing tell you
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: about our friends over at cataracts.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Louisiana does better than just about anybody.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Football, food, and energy. We've been doing energy for a long,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: long time.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: That's why I want you to know about cataracts right
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: now over in Cameron, Paris, uh, right on the Gulf
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: coast near the Cox you ship channel. The, um, Think
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: of it like a game plan that runs start to finish.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Catalyst produces natural gas in Texas, moves it, and exports
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: it through the Commonwealth LNG to customers around the world.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: American Energy out of southwest Louisiana, headed overseas all over
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  Speaker 5: the world. Project hits its final investment decision this year
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  Speaker 5: and under construction now. It's expected to bring billions of
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: dollars in annual exports plus jobs and long-term economic activity
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: across the Gulf Coast. So go to Catalyst, Louisiana Energy,
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: connecting with the world. Thanks to Catalyst for.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Supporting the show. Probably be partnered up with them. To
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: the World, To the Moon, Cataracts.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Great song.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: To the Moon, Unlike Humanity, right?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Hashtag Ask the Bench. Correct. Brought to you by Dos Equis.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Go for a deuce.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you stayed up all night?
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I would say LSU versus Clemson National Championship game. Katie
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: and I went and met all of our LSU friends.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: We were at a bar at 6 a.m.
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I would say LSU played in Vegas.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: We went out.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Lacey and I were at the club with some people,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: and they pumped oxygen, I think.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Didn't even realize it. It was like 5 a.m.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: What's going on? Let's go, brother. It was miserable. Hashtag
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: ask the bench.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: Define all night.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: You're not.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: Are we talking about midnight for you?
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: No, we're not talking about midnight.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out.
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: We got the double digis the other day.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Real quick, if Matt Ryan can run the Falcons, this
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: is a question. Can Drew Brees run the Saints? Yes.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. What does that even mean?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Maybe. Be the team president.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I stayed up until 11.52 one time. I did. Off
• 46:25
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  Speaker 5: call them. Talk to them about your project. Let them
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  Speaker 5: show you exactly why they're the best. Let them show
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  Speaker 5: you exactly why they win an award every single year.
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  Speaker 3: Go to GoTommies.com. GoTommies.com.