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DONKEY: Florida Man Performs Sexual Act With A Vacuum Cleaner · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronxon all
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  Speaker 1: the Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
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  Speaker 2: If I catch All and Treasury a whizzard, that y'all, it.
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  Speaker 1: Is just one of the many wacky news stories out
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  Speaker 1: of Florida. Bombs the Breakfast Club Yes Donkey Today for Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: July fifteenth, goes to a fifty one year old Florida
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  Speaker 1: man named Kevin West the Whole. Now, what does your
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  Speaker 1: uncle Shalla always tell you about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
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  Speaker 1: no exception. Dropping the clues bombs for Florida just because
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  Speaker 1: today's story has reminded us once again that just because
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  Speaker 1: you have free will doesn't mean you should use it. Okay, Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like God questions while he even gave
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  Speaker 1: it to us, because back in January, Kevin West the
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  Speaker 1: Whole decided that he wanted to do the no Pants
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  Speaker 1: Dance with a kin more bu ten eighteen A Sharp
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  Speaker 1: Powered Detect Easy four thousand and two. What I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say, Ghetto America is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner. Yes, a vacuum okay,
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  Speaker 1: an appliance, something that usually just swallows up dirt, okay,
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  Speaker 1: was used to swallow up Kevin West thehold. Yeah. Can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine wanting to slim the banana and you see
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  Speaker 1: a Hoover win Tunnel three Max performance pet bagless upright
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  Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner just sitting there looking all thick, and you
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  Speaker 1: say to yourself, Yeah, popcorn on the floor isn't the
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  Speaker 1: only thing you gonna be sucking up tonight. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to WFTV channel nine for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Please, deputy say. A Seminal County man is accused of
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  Speaker 3: having sexual performances with a vacuum cleaner in public at
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  Speaker 3: a resort. Now he is locked up. According to investigators,
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  Speaker 3: video shows Kevin Westerhold roaming the halls of Windsor Hills
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  Speaker 3: resort in Kasimi and then it clothes on and engaging
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  Speaker 3: in a sexual act with the device. Further investigation revealed
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  Speaker 3: another incident reported by his Hua Way. That report details
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  Speaker 3: a similar performance with that vacuum in the street.
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  Speaker 1: See this is why aliens won't visit us, and if
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  Speaker 1: they do, they have to hide. Okay. Just imagine traveling
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  Speaker 1: forty million light years just to find out humans are
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  Speaker 1: out here trying to put their genitals in household appliances. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all these perfectly good vagina's out here, and Kevin trying
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  Speaker 1: to take down a black and Decca okay, and that
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  Speaker 1: poor vacuum didn't even give consent. Okay, that poor vacuum
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  Speaker 1: was probably thinking I just wanted to clean the carpet.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I have to say this on the
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  Speaker 1: radio this morning, But my brothers, the only thing a
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  Speaker 1: vacuum should be sucking up is dust. And what if,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Westerhold is a bottom. If you take that suction
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  Speaker 1: tube and put it back there, isn't that like a
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  Speaker 1: dry calonic? Not to mention, you know, now Kevin has
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  Speaker 1: to undergo psycho sexual evaluation for what what is there
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  Speaker 1: to evaluate? The man is sick. Okay, the tariff it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, tell me what you bought, brought you here,
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  Speaker 1: tell me what brought you here? And Kevin's gonna reply
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  Speaker 1: her whole name Hoover. Okay. This is why getting cheeks
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  Speaker 1: is very, very important Okay, we don't talk about the
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  Speaker 1: mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide,
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  Speaker 1: and we don't talk about the mental retardation that getting
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  Speaker 1: no sex can cause. Okay, remember that video of that
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  Speaker 1: lady who said I haven't had no sex and she
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  Speaker 1: ran out the church and me remind you listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: twenty three. Now, I'm saved, and I'm glad about it.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's fight of all.
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  Speaker 1: That I've seen God.
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  Speaker 3: Pain has been over my life since I gave.
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  Speaker 2: My life to the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know that I've.
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  Speaker 4: Been running for God and I'm chased.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had no sex. Ay man, I'm from the
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  Speaker 1: gunnermost to the uttermost. I'm from the place where they
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  Speaker 1: say no good thing can come out of that thing,
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  Speaker 1: to where STDs and canes and Trump dealers reside. But
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  Speaker 1: you're looking at her testimony. I haven't had no She
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  Speaker 1: couldn't take it, she couldn't do it. She had to
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  Speaker 1: run out of the church, and little did y'all know,
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  Speaker 1: she was running to get a vacuum cleaner. That's what
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  Speaker 1: not getting no sex does to you. Causes you to
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  Speaker 1: do things like make a vacuum cleaner, need a filter
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  Speaker 1: replacement because they are not equipped to clean up large
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  Speaker 1: amounts of bro Yo, please give Kevin West the whole
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  Speaker 1: to sweets out to the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the doggee of the day, all
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  Speaker 4: the dogee all the day.
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  Speaker 1: Ye strange world we live in. Man, you don't play
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  Speaker 1: a game.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, I mean we could, but I wanted to play
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  Speaker 2: up there.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's for Netflix. We can do it for the radio, though.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't see a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, the picture was up. But I won't play.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get it. No, you didn't see the picture.
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  Speaker 1: You saw the picture though, Jess. Okay, so you can't play,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll play with him me okay, yeah, you're ready,
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  Speaker 1: hold my hand. Let's play a game of guess what
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  Speaker 1: Kevin West, the whole fifty one year old Florida man
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  Speaker 1: decided to have sex with a vacuum water. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know why we had to play this game. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: he's white. Okay, I just what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 1: What are we talking about? I just just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: reiterate the point that he was.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: When you put your in the vacuum whole and it sucks,
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  Speaker 2: you know, good at what you want? To dry kalonic,
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  Speaker 2: cut it up, No, your bottom, forget it, forget it
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  Speaker 2: all right, Well, thank you for that donkey of the day, sir, Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 2: now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred and
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  Speaker 2: five eight five one five one. Yesterday Me and Me
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  Speaker 2: did a report during front page News where she talked
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  Speaker 2: about women over forty are having children at higher race
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  Speaker 2: that at any point on record. Now they're saying this
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  Speaker 2: is a shift of changing attitudes about family and the
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  Speaker 2: growth role of fertility technology. So we wanted to open
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  Speaker 2: up the phone lines and ask eight hundred five eight
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  Speaker 2: five one oh five to one, are you having kids
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  Speaker 2: after the age of forty? Do you have a child
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  Speaker 2: after forty? We want to hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: Is it by design? Are women just getting a club
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  Speaker 1: shot up later?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's saying that a lot of women are taking
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  Speaker 2: their jobs and what they want to do in life
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  Speaker 2: serious and saying they're putting off having a baby until
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  Speaker 2: a lot later. Technology is the reason why Gea and
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  Speaker 2: myself we had peyton gear was over forty years old,
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  Speaker 2: and we tried fertility for a couple of years. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't work, so we just gave it up. And then
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  Speaker 2: she became pregnant after so it was a lot more
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  Speaker 2: I would say a lot more difficult. They were just
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  Speaker 2: testing a lot more. Where you usually have to go
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  Speaker 2: to the doctor, what every couple of weeks, We would
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  Speaker 2: have to go every week to make sure everything was right.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't have any complications, but a lot of times
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  Speaker 2: women do. So we would love to hear from you
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one
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  Speaker 2: if you had a child after forty the reason why
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  Speaker 2: and how was it?
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  Speaker 1: Was it complicated? Was it difficult? Let's discuss. It's the
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