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Full Show 10-6-26: Fake Carpenter Blake · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the Alabama show. Do you want to have a good
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  Speaker 1: day or a bad day today?
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  Speaker 2: Good, please.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to ask.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I do want a good day, please. What do
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  Speaker 2: you have in mind? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Just asking. I'm just seeing what kind of day you
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  Speaker 1: want to have and how hard I want to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Who would ever say they want a bad day?
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  Speaker 1: Me. Well, who would say they want you to have
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  Speaker 1: a bad day?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for being here. If you are new to the show,
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  Speaker 1: the Hell Headlines at 7 o'clock. There was an incident
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  Speaker 1: that happened yesterday. On the Alabama farm, which is my house.
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  Speaker 1: We call it the Alabama farm. 8 o'clock, producer Blake
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  Speaker 1: did something stupid that his landlords are probably going to
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  Speaker 1: evict him for.
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  Speaker 2: I think me and you just live these roles.
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  Speaker 1: I know. But call anytime. If you got good news
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  Speaker 1: you want to share, we'd love to hear it. 833-501-BAMA
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  Speaker 1: is the number. That's 833-501-2262. Stop. It's What the Hell Headlines.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 1: A dog tried to make friends with a home intruder
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  Speaker 1: after they broke into a house. What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing it's not a guard dog. No.
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  Speaker 1: Nash is his name. A 90-pound golden retriever. Somebody broke
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  Speaker 1: into a home in San Diego and the cameras caught
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  Speaker 1: the golden retriever bringing the intruder toys, trying to get
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  Speaker 1: them to play with them. This would be my dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: We just watched it all happen from my phone. The dogs, like,
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  Speaker 4: we just wanted to make sure that they were safe.
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  Speaker 4: Nash was not the greatest guard dog. We thought that
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  Speaker 4: he was going to be barking at people, and he
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  Speaker 4: did the exact opposite.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, if you're looking for a guard dog, don't
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  Speaker 1: get a golden retriever.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: Super easy trivia with The Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 1: Today, producer Blake. You are contestant number one.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Actually, you're contestant only one. Okay, well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: take it. Super easy trivia. Call the show if you
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  Speaker 1: want to win tickets to Homestead Hollow 833-501-BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Producer Blake, question number one. Okay. What is something that
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  Speaker 1: you hit with a hammer?
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  Speaker 5: Nails.
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  Speaker 2: Good job.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. What ocean is off the California coast? I know
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  Speaker 1: you're bad with geography and I love this.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be the Pacific.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Good job. And last one for the win.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What Disney movie is Elsa in? Frozen.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be Frozen. Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Congratulations, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: You won.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. And you put all the hard ones for me.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting a new Shake Shack on 280. There were
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  Speaker 1: some building permits that were just released in Birmingham and
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  Speaker 1: Shake Shack on 280 is one of them. It was
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  Speaker 1: $ 1. 5 million permit issued. So it's supposed to open in
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  Speaker 1: the first part of 2027. So we'll have a new
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  Speaker 1: Shake Shack soon. We have 20 performers set for CMA's
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  Speaker 1: I messed up real big.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what did you do this time?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 1: producer Blake. I house sit for my friends when they
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  Speaker 1: go out of town. And they go out of town
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  Speaker 1: pretty often. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This summer they have. They've been traveling.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I water the plants. I play with their horses
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  Speaker 1: and feed the cats and do the things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, correct.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday, they get back in town after being gone
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  Speaker 1: for a week. Okay. Okay. I forgot to clean out
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  Speaker 1: the cat's litter box.
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  Speaker 2: Like one time or the whole time?
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  Speaker 1: For the whole week. And so what happened was my friend,
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  Speaker 1: the wife, she texted me and she goes, hey, when
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  Speaker 1: was the last time you cleaned out the litter box?
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  Speaker 1: Because our shower is full of cat poop.
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  Speaker 2: And I went, oh, never. You actually told her never?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they would have known that I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Because I usually, when I do it, I leave the
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  Speaker 1: bag somewhere for them to take out. So I couldn't lie.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I didn't clean it. Because I
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  Speaker 1: hate cleaning the litter box. Every time I thought about
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  Speaker 1: doing it, I was like, oh, I'll do it the
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  Speaker 1: next time I come back.
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  Speaker 2: I never did it.
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  Speaker 1: And so the cat pooped all over their shower.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're never going to get hired again. You're never
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  Speaker 2: going to get asked for help again. I know. They
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  Speaker 2: didn't pay me anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It's just trade for swimming in their pool.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say, you get to swim in
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  Speaker 2: their pool.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 6: You just lost pool privilege just because you couldn't clean
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  Speaker 6: up some cat feces.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't even respond after I said that. I was
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  Speaker 1: waiting for her to respond and say anything.
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  Speaker 2: I just went, I didn't. She never said a word.
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  Speaker 1: So I think she's mad.
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  Speaker 2: At me too. Have you still not talked to him
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  Speaker 2: at all?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: What have you done? You've lost pool privileges.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: No more pool party for you. I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be tan and golden brown anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so upset. Because you were.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I don't know what to do. Call the show.
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  Speaker 1: 833-501-BAMA is the number. Call the show. Do you ever
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  Speaker 1: house sit for your friends and have you ever messed
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  Speaker 1: something up? Or has anybody ever house sit for you
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  Speaker 1: and forgot to do anything? 833-501-2262.
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  Speaker 1: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. Katie, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 5: From Huntsville.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening in Huntsville. Okay, what happened when you
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  Speaker 1: watched Somebody's House?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it was worse. They watched our cats for us
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  Speaker 5: years ago, and we had a keyboard, and we were
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  Speaker 5: gone over the weekend, so a few days. God, I
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  Speaker 5: can't even. She basically left the keyboard on. It must
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  Speaker 5: have gotten, like, walked on, and it was blasting random, like,
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  Speaker 5: a loop of do-do-do-do-do-do, like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Max volume for days. And she was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 5: thought that's what you guys would want to leave on
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  Speaker 5: for the cats, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Were the cats just screaming and going crazy when you
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  Speaker 1: got home?
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  Speaker 5: Like, I think they were traumatized.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they were, like, silent.
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  Speaker 2: Poor babies.
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  Speaker 1: Every time the keyboard comes out, they run.
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  Speaker 5: You're right. Like, we got rid of it, needless to say. But, like,
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  Speaker 5: there was, like, no brain power in that. Like, who
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  Speaker 5: does that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Katie, thank you for sharing.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: UAB just named the interim women's soccer coach. They said
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  Speaker 1: 833-501-BAMA is the number to call the show. If you
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  Speaker 1: have good news you want to share. Jessica, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your good news? I have great news. I actually
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  Speaker 1: worked the night shift without falling asleep last night.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a nurse?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you work the night shift?
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  Speaker 5: I am a tech at a local hospital here in Birmingham.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And so I'm new. So it's just one of the
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  Speaker 5: first nights that I've not actually wanted to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing to make it through the night?
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  Speaker 1: Are you drinking Red Bull coffee?
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  Speaker 5: Two monsters and a diet Mountain Dew.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I've done night shift before. It is probably one
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  Speaker 1: of the most insane shifts to ever do because you
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  Speaker 1: have to try to sleep during the day now. While
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  Speaker 1: the whole world's awake, living life, you got to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you wake up, everybody's asleep. It's crazy. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Got to do it again tonight. Kids, I'm missing out
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  Speaker 1: on my girls.
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  Speaker 5: It's only three days a week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Only three days a week is good.
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  Speaker 1: And I know that what you're doing is to probably
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  Speaker 1: pay for the groceries in school and all the things
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  Speaker 1: that you're doing for your kids, too. So I am
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  Speaker 1: proud of you for what you're doing. And this won't
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  Speaker 1: be forever. And that's awesome what you're doing. So you
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  Speaker 1: know what? You're getting the air horn. You're awesome. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a good day.
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  Speaker 1: I knew as soon as producer Blake was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: your friends from high school are going to be my landlords,
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  Speaker 1: that this was going to be a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: It's a terrible idea because they're my friends. And when
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  Speaker 1: you do something stupid, it's going to fall back on me.
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  Speaker 2: How's it going to fall back on you? You don't
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  Speaker 2: live there.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 1: producer Blake.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you do to the house of my friends that
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  Speaker 1: you are living in?
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  Speaker 6: So I've been decorating my new rooms to be like,
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  Speaker 6: you know, fancy for my like gaming stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so I have been.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to hang like pictures on the wall and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like some of the stuff I got as gifts.
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  Speaker 6: I'm hanging up on behind my wall to the side
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  Speaker 6: of my wall where it's all in a camera shot
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  Speaker 6: for my streaming stuff. And I noticed that they weren't
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  Speaker 6: in the right places. So now there's just random holes
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  Speaker 6: in my wall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how were you making the random holes in
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  Speaker 1: your wall? Because you didn't have a hammer. Correct.
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  Speaker 6: I did not have a hammer, so I had a
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  Speaker 6: mini fan, you know, one of the Dyson fans that
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  Speaker 6: have no blades in them, and it doesn't work, so
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  Speaker 6: I went around.
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  Speaker 2: And started hitting them really hard into the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Were you hitting nails into the wall?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct, with my fan.
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  Speaker 6: And now there's random holes, but they're covered up by
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  Speaker 6: my vinyls that are hanging up on the wall.
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  Speaker 1: But what you're saying is you have a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: random holes, and I'm sure that they're not nail-sized because
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  Speaker 1: you weren't even hitting them with a hammer. Are they
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  Speaker 1: the right— did any of them get bigger? Some.
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  Speaker 3: Some.
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  Speaker 2: A few, maybe. How big?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a dime-sized hole in the wall?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you didn't have a hammer, you weren't hitting
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  Speaker 1: it into studs. You were just hitting it into drywall.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. And so I think.
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  Speaker 1: I see the panic in your face.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the nails might have went through.
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  Speaker 3: All the way.
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  Speaker 6: So now I can't find some of the nails. So
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  Speaker 6: I think they fell through the wall. So now they're
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  Speaker 6: behind the drywall.
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  Speaker 1: Your landlord is here. I'm waiting on her to make
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  Speaker 1: a comment about these holes in the wall. Did you
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  Speaker 1: put down a security deposit? No. Because they got to
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  Speaker 1: fix that when you leave, you ding-dong.
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  Speaker 2: I can fix it. And they want to sell the house. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, your carpentry skills are amazing from the story you
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  Speaker 1: just told about you hammering nails through a whole wall
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  Speaker 1: with an old fan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't meant to be a permanent fix.
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  Speaker 1: You sound really confident with that. I am.
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  Speaker 2: I know what I'm doing, but this is like a semi-solution.
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  Speaker 2: It's not meant to be permanent.
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  Speaker 1: If you are a landlord and people have ever ruined
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  Speaker 1: your house, or if you... I have rented from somebody
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  Speaker 1: and done something like this. I want you to call
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  Speaker 1: you to win $ 1, 000. Enjoy the rest of your day.
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